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Quelques clichés et
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j'ai une petite surprise pour ce soir.
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Je suis dans un parking public
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et je cherche un ascenseur
pour assouvir un de mes fantasmes.
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Vous savez que j'adore utilisée
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dans des lieux publics
et dans l'ascenseur.
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Je voulais jamais filmer.
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Je l'ai déjà fait quelques fois.
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J'étais toujours improvisé et là , du coup,
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j'ai envie de le partager avec vous.
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J'ai pris un cobaye pour d'office,
un mec avec qui
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je vais régulièrement et
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il est juste à côté de moi.
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Meilleur, bien.
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C'est un timide,
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dit bonjour à la caméra
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et valable, non,
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Je suis le caméraman
m'a chargé de mettre ça sur
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filmer.
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C'est exactement ça son rôle.
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C'est de filmer une le baiser.
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Oui, c'est toujours
des bonnes idées, de toujours, toujours.
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C'est pour ça que tu reviens. D'ailleurs,
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si c'est ce que j'ai demandé,
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on retourne la vidéo.
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J'espère
qu'on ne va pas se faire chauffer.
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Et en plus de ça, ma chérie,
vous savez, j'adore l'exhibe.
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Mais c'est pas tout.
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J'adore en cool comme une petite chienne.
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Donc ce soir, il va Montulet,
tout simplement.
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Bon alors, des choses pour moi,
mais qui soir
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chuchote que ce n'est pas vrai
qu'on Philippe en poste.
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Ouf ! Mais non, t'inquiète pas, hein.
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Je vous avoue que j'avais pas
dit cette petite option
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de me faire le coup
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du non pour.
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Oui j'avoue, je le piège.
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Allez, on y va, c'est parti
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comme ça, ça.
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Les séries.
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Comme vous l'avez vu, il y a du monde.
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Il y a des chances
qu'on se fasse griller ce soir.
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Mais bon, c'est tout autant excitant.
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C'est
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allez, c'est
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parti,
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hein !
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Mais si tu veux voir la mécanique,
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tu vas ĂŞtre
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surpris.
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Pour l'instant, ici.
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Mais non.
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Appuyer.
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Je vais
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aller déstresse toute ma poitrine.
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Il n'y a personne qui va bien.
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Il se prend un téléphone.
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J'ai montré un
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homme qui, comme
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un souvenir et
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me dit
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VoilĂ , la porte va s'ouvrir
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comme un Christophe.
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J'enlève, pfffffff, tu reviens en forêt.
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La nature, une
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et des caméras
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comme je le c'est.
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Hmm, on va le faire.
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T'es chaud,
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très stressé,
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un peu.
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Jeter des tonnes,
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laisse faire, C'est une espèce de chantage
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et au petit, on se fait attraper.
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Ça fait quoi hein ?
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Moi ça me fait rire. Un.
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Hum hum hum
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hum. Hmmm. Hum
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hum hum hum.
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Un exercice bien
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pratique.
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C'est un
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homme qui bouge.
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Une couche de linge
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et je plaide coupable.
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Hum hum hum hum.
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Euh. Vous ?
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C'est grave que ? Euh.
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Hum hum
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hum hum.
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Une cascade
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qui pousse le téléphone
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et mon adresse.
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L'image
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qui, après la lettre à la nuque.
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Hum hum hum.
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C'est
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un peu aussi
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un chat,
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juste une.
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Oui, c'est sûr.
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Oh oh
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hein !
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Oui, ça
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c'est bien choisi.
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Oh oh
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oh oh oh !
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Je tiens
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Ă souligner que
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oh oh !
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Je suis obligé
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appuyer sur le bouton lécher
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sur la faire
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juste.
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Oh oui, tu sais.
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Et si
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c'est pour
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oui, Ă©coute, si
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vous ĂŞtes, en quoi ?
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Oui constructeur,
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hein ?
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Oh oh
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oh oui,
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ça c'est pour
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avoir
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un cerveau, c'est faire
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comme chez l'humain, Alors
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ça va !
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Oh oh,
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on aime ça ! Oh
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plaisir !
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Un ascenseur !
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Oh oh
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non !
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Un jour, tu
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en comme un oui,
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un autre, un
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Oh oh oh
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oui !
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Et comme manifestement, ça commence bien
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comme un homme.
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Oh oh oui,
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oh non !
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Oh non ! Oh oh !
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Oh oui !
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En défense, mon homme !
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Oh oui !
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Oh oui, vous voulez dire
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quand tu vas un
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Oh oh oh oh oh
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oh oh oh !
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Oh oui,
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tu peux toujours aller ça !
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Et si aucune.
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Oh oh
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wow ! Fixe !
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C'est pas
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un petit !
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Oh oh Oh
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oui, c'est moi !
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Oui, oui, c'est pas vrai.
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Oui, oui, mĂŞme si je vois
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pas comment
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on fait quoi.
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Ouais
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ouais
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ouais ouais oui
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oui oui. Oh
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oh oh oh
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oh oh oh
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oh oh !
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Hum hum hum.
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Oh c'était trop ! Oh oh ça toi,
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je ! Et je tournais de par son
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téléphone. Oui.
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Oh oh
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oui, allez, on se retourne !
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Ah oui,
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grâce
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Ă moi, Oh !
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Qui s'est faufilĂ© Ă
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quelques remous
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du Mon cul !
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Oh alors j'ai pas
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compris moi, Aucune.
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Oh oh oh oui,
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moi aussi ! Oh
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oh oh oh oh
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oh oh oh oh !
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Oh ! Oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh !
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Hum, hum, hum, hum. Oh,
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oh oui, oh oh
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oh oh oh !
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Oh oh ! Oh !
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Oh oh !
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Oh ! Oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh !
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Pour en revenir Ă West Ham,
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Oh, j'ai plus qu'une !
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Oh oh oh oh
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oh oh oh
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oh oh
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oh oh oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh !
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Oh ! Oh ! Euh.
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On Ă©vite. Hum.
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Et tu m'aimes bien,
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Mais partout et
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on montre
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au bout.
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Oh et vallée chérie,
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j'ai du sperme, le cul !
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Oh, je me suis fait
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démonter dans l'ascenseur.
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Montées.
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Ma petite chatte Kirsty.
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En tout cas,
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c'Ă©tait hyper excitant.
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Je me suis.
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Hum hum, hum hum.
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Euh. Je vous fais pas
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isolée, chérie.
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