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Well, folks, there's not much doubt about what's happening.

We continue with the latest returns.

Illinois is just reporting.

Roosevelt, 54,897.

Hoover, 13,242.

Virginia, Roosevelt, 11,987.

Hoover, 4354.

Ohio, Roosevelt, 18,361.

Hoover, 3530.

We're going to hear from Pennsylvania in just a second.

North Dakota, Hoover, 2767.

Roosevelt, 5299.

Iowa, Roosevelt, 14,874.

Hoover, 10,342.

Kentucky, Roosevelt, 5936.

Hoover, 3542.

Here's another dispatch from Idaho...

...always a Republican stronghold.

Hoover, 946.

Roosevelt, 2288.

President Hoover has just sent a telegram...

...of congratulations to Governor Roosevelt.

It's all over but the shouting.

This has been the greatest Democratic landslide...

...in the history of American politics.

Governor Roosevelt has carried practically every state...

...sweeping all opposition before him.

It certainly marks the end of one era...

...and the beginning of another.

Well, here's something interesting.

A flash from Milwaukee.

The brewing interests plan...

...to start immediate production of beer.

And a flash from California.

Governor Rolph announces...

...that he intends to release all prisoners...

...held for liquor violations in that state.

Listen to this, from New York State.

Democratic leaders announce that Roosevelt...

...will use all his influence...

...to have the 18th Amendment repealed as soon as possible.

It looks as if the Noble Experiment...

...was on its last legs.

The handwriting on the wall for Prohibition.

It's taken us 12 years to realize--

Well, it's all over, boys. We're washed up.

I knew it was coming. What did I always tell?

I knew it was too good to last.

Well, it lasted long enough to put us in the dough.

But it ain't no more.

Hey, you mugs, all of you, come here. Come and get it.

- What are you doing, Bugs? - This is the payoff.

Might as well cut it now and call it quits.

We're through.

Just a minute. Pipe down.

You just heard the bad news.

Our racket can't last much longer.

I'm stepping outta it tonight and if you're smart, you'll too.

Here you are, Butch. This is for the vine-covered cottage...

...out in the country somewheres.

You can grow your own vegetables, sweetheart.

Here you are, Al. Split it up with the kids.

Alright, just a minute. I ain't kidding now.

And another thing.

From right now on, no more mob, see?

No more organization.

We're all on our own.

Bugs, what are you gonna do?

I'm gonna mingle with the upper classes.

I'm gonna be a gentleman.

Roosevelt elected. Hey, paper here.

Read all about it. Beer in six months.

- Hey, special extra. - Extra.

Read all about it.

Roosevelt promises beer in April.

Why didn't you take your car?

You're begging some guy to put one in you.

I feel like walking. I'm restless.

Quitting like this, I hate to see you do it, Bugs.

Stepping outta the picture.

Handing the town over to Joe Milano.

Well, it suits me. In six months, he'll be outta business.

I'm going to step out while I've still got mine.

Good evening, Mr. Ahearn.

- Yes, we have. - Roosevelt elected.

How do, Nelson?

Did you and the boys vote today?

Six times apiece.

So Uncle Sam has muscled in on your racket, huh? Ha-ha-ha.

Beer in six months.

For a leaden nickel, I'd take a poke at that flatfoot.

- Just one good poke. - No, no, don't, Bugs.

You're right, Al.

I got a million and a quarter salted away...

...and all he's got is flat feet.

Let him laugh.

What's eating the Little Giant tonight?

He's going out of business.

How do you like that?

Bugs, is this on the level?

Yeah, it's on the level. I'm through.

Why, honey...

...you could no more quit than you could stop breathing.

- It's your life. - No?

Hey, you think I like to sweat and worry 20 hours a day?

Scheme, connive, play both ends against the middle...

...live on the edge of a volcano liable to blow up?

Think it's fun spending your life waiting for some mug

to spray you with a gun?

I can't go anywheres without a bodyguard.

I'm always tense, coiled up like a spring...

...ready to duck the moment anybody flashes a rod.

Every time I step into my car, get near a window...

...walk around the block. Every time somebody opens the door...

...I hunch my shoulder waiting for that thunder.

That's how I've lived for the last 10 years.

And believe me, sister, I got a bellyful.

Must be great to have dough to quit on.

By cutting all the corners, I'll manage to eat...

...and keep the rain off me. Yes siree.

I'm a young guy that knows all the answers...

...and got my whole life before me.

Yeah, and I'm all washed up with mugs.

I came from the gutter, but I'm stepping right outta it.

I'm gonna meet some real people.

Do something worthwhile, amount to something.

When you meet these people, what are you gonna talk about?

Machine guns and beer?

I'll manage to talk to them, alright, and they'll listen.

I've been reading a lot. I've been studying.

I ain't been wasting my time.

What do you think I've been reading those books for? Here.

Greek philosophy.

Pluto. Yeah, I bet you thought Pluto was a water.

I'm just crawling with education.

I've been reading all them Greeks.

They do plenty beside shining shoes and running lunchrooms.

They don't do bad in a dark alley with a stiletto, either.

Yeah, smart guy, ain't you?

What do you think I've been buying those pictures for?

Here, take a hinge at that one.

You ever seen anything like that before?

Not since I've been off cocaine.

No, you dumb head.

You think that's a cat having a fit in a bucket of ketchup.

Well, it ain't, see? That's art.

Why, it's one of the finest examples of, uh, fu--

Futurism. Yeah.

Why, that's got, uh, dynamic rhythm.

Yeah, that's what it's got, and tone color.

But it ain't got a nickel's worth of perspective.

You know, pictures without perspective...

...well, that's the last word in art today.

Go on, point out some perspective. I dare you to.

What for?

Do you know how much that set me back?

Twelve hundred smackers.

- It's a genuine Kaputzawich. - Who's he?

The guy who painted that picture.

- Oh. - Yeah.

What am I fixing to talk to them about?

See, I'm just crawling with culture.

Ask me anything. What do you wanna know?

Good reason why I shouldn't get stinking drunk.

What's the matter with me as a picture, darling?

Looks like you two wanna be alone.

We could spare you.

Mm?

Oh, no, not tonight, Josephine.

I got a lotta heavy thinking to do.

Me for the hay.

Goodnight.

♪ Ta-ra-roo ♪

♪ Ra-rum ♪

♪ La-la-la-laa ♪♪

You know, that's the "Pilgrim's Chorus" by Wagner.

Grand opera.

♪ Ta-ra-ra-raa ♪

♪ Ra-ra ♪

♪ Ree-rum ♪

♪ Ta-ra-rum ♪

♪ Ra-ra-rum ♪♪

Yeah.

Phoned you a couple times this morning.

Well, I was down the Civic Auditorium...

...listening to a lecture on technocracy.

What's that?

The guy's pan was all over whiskers.

He kept mumbling in them so I couldn't hear.

Oh, boy. The pro says I'm getting that left wrist swell.

- So the skids are under me, huh? - Well, it's tough.

Oh, us dames always get it sooner or later.

- It's like death of the taxes. - I hate to do this.

- You been a great pal. - Never mind the song and dance.

Oh, I ain't sore, Bugs.

You say quit, so it's quit.

Here, let me help you.

Why, honey, this is far too much. I couldn't take it.

Oh, go on, take it. It's yours.

You've been a great gal, honey.

Oh, well.

So long.

Come see us sometime.

All the luck in the world to you, Edith.

Thank you, dear.

Same to you.

- How'd she take it? - Standing up.

Did you get rid of the trucks?

Yeah, the Ajax Trucking Company was glad.

I sold all the ammunition to the Army and Navy store. Oh, here.

Here's the checks.

Swell. Say, did you get rid of the choppers?

Well, there ain't much market for machine guns.

I phoned a Mexican in El Paso, he's gonna take all we got.

We're a cinch to get rid of our breweries and warehouses.

We can sell them to the government.

- The government? - Sure.

Ain't they muscling in into our business?

Well, that's swell.

Oh, um....

Oh, Bugs?

Yeah?

I was just kind of thinking.

Now that you've got rid of the boys, trucks, ammunition...

...and the choppers and Edith. I was wondering, well...

...what you were figuring to do with me.

Why don't you take a little trip for yourself?

You mean, us split up? Oh, don't give me that.

We've been together since we was kids over on Blue Island Avenue.

I know, but seeing as how--

You're gonna put no skids under Al.

Started with you and I'm sticking with you...

...even if I've to wade to my hips in art.

Look at the good times we had together.

Remember the time we busted into that loft after them furs?

Yeah, you went into a panic over...

...that big stuffed polar bear in the corner.

- I gave it to him. - You sure opened up on him.

The cops on the West Side was swarming...

...that joint like they was bees around a hive.

And in reform school, when we got ahold of that saltpeter.

Hey, boy, will I ever forget that?

We dumped it in the sugar bowl.

Yeah, boy, we certainly did have fun...

...before we went in the big business.

We're gonna keep on having fun, together.

Where Papa goes, Mama goes.

- Okay, you're in. - Swell.

Yeah, but you gotta keep improving yourself.

I'm serious about this getting-up-in-the-world idea...

...and I don't want no anchor to drag around.

- Understand? - Uh-huh.

Hey, Jim.

Frankie wants to see you.

Alright.

Come on, Frankie, drag it in.

Hello, what's on your mind?

Bugs, I'm up in Joe Milano's joint.

I'm in the bathroom, but I hear them gabbing outside the door.

Joe and the boys are coming here and give you a going-over.

Yeah? So they found out who hijacked their trucks last week?

Yeah, Joe says they're gonna beat the can off you.

That greaseball's gonna beat us?

- He is, huh? I'll get the boys-- - Just a minute.

I'll take care of this.

Thanks for the tip.

Here, scram and buy yourself a cigar.

I'm practically gone, sweetheart.

- Much obliged for the sugar. - Let me phone the boys.

We'll put them in the other room. When Joe walks in--

Yeah, we'll start shooting.

Put ourselves on the spot with the coppers, and what for?

That's all we need now.

I told you we were through, and I meant it.

You gonna sit and let that garlic give you the finger?

- We'll blow outta town, quick. - Well, where?

Well, let me see.

Say, how's for Europe?

My old man come from there. He says it ain't bad.

Nope, you gotta have a passport.

Okay, we'll get ourselves one.

You can't get a passport unless you've a receipt of tax.

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Old Man Income Tax.

And they call this a free country.

There's our dish.

Golf, polo, the blue Pacific.

That don't sound bad for a starter.

Great climate, plenty of class and far away.

"Santa Barb--" Say, I wonder what that "Santa" means.

That must be Spanish for saint.

Yeah?

- What's eating you? - I was thinking.

A couple of hoodlums like us moving in on a saint.

- What do you want? - Western Union. Telegram.

Who is it for?

Milano. Joe Milano.

Hello, Bugs. We was just discussing you.

I'm leaving town.

I didn't wanna overlook saying goodbye to you.

Oh, sure.

Especially since I heard you was gonna call on me.

Seeing as how I'm leaving town...

...I didn't want you guys to get the idea you was running me out.

Come on, Al.

That train won't wait forever.

So long. Don't take any lead nickels.

No, I won't.

You use this to play them pansy games with.

If you get into any trouble...

...you can bean some guy with them.

I'll be using them. You can depend on that.

- Bugs? - Yeah?

- I got something nifty for you. - What's it for, Red?

Kind of an outdoor chair.

This is to keep it from going too far in the ground.

This is to keep it under control at the other end.

Well, that's just the thing I'll need, Red.

Hey, Bugs, here's all the words.

Now you'll know what them dudes out there is talking about.

- Hey, Bugs? - Yeah?

Take these while you can still smell them.

So long, boys.

Oh, boy, what a view.

Look at that ocean.

And them palm trees, real too.

Best I ever seen before was on picture postcards.

Yeah and them furnishings.

I don't know whether you know it but that's real Spanish.

Believe me, those Spaniards certainly knew their onions.

Boy, what a layout.

Well, it ought to be.

Take a squint at that.

"Forty-five dol--" Per day?

Boy, we're traveling in a fast company.

Forty-- Seven times 40, that's 280--

It's over 300 bucks a week.

It ain't the money that burns me.

I'll give over 300 a week to the bellhops here.

I don't want them to get, they got a yap here.

Nobody ever made no sucker out of me.

"Forty-five do--"

Here goes some of their profit.

Forty-five dollars a day.

The nerve of them guys.

Charging anything like that.

I'll show them where to get off.

Yes siree.

Up here.

Oh, you too.

Yes.

Yeah.

You going screwy?

They ain't gonna make a chump out of me.

Boy, I'm gonna get me money's worth.

Yessiree.

Yeah.

I'll show them they can't get off.

Why do we've to put on these monkey suits?

Why couldn't we wear a tux?

I tell you, nobody in this kind of joint wears tuxedos...

...at night but waiters.

If you're wrong, you'd better order yourself an ambulance.

Hey, come here.

I suppose you're gonna tell me all these guys are waiters.

They're all dressed wrong. We're right.

Listening to you, it's a wonder I didn't end up here in pajamas.

Oh, this is great.

Perfect. Real class.

And what atmosphere.

I get a kick outta this, don't you?

You can have my interest in it free.

You rather be in a cellar shooting crap.

- Just lead me to that cellar. - Hmm.

Mr. Stanley'll be here in a minute.

Yes, Miss Cass.

Hey, uh, don't turn around until I give you the office.

What's the matter? How many?

- They got rods? - No, you ape, it's a skirt.

And is she the McCoy.

Thought some guy had the finger on us.

One quick hinge at her and you can tell she's a lady.

It's painted on her like a billboard.

- You wanna meet her? - Do you know her?

No, but I can ease over there, break the ice.

Mush-head. You ain't on North Clark Street.

You're in society. Here, you don't talk to people...

...till you've been introduced.

Dames are alike all over the world. I bet I could--

You stay put or I'll bend this water bottle over your skull.

Oh, boy, am I hungry.

Am I gonna give a big steak a good home.

- They got me. - What?

The score card. I can't read nothing on it but the date.

Oh, it's in French.

Let's order the whole thing. Maybe there's a steak among it.

Yes, sir. Consommé, chicken and fried potatoes.

Talk French, you chump, and talk it loud.

When did you learn how to talk this monkey jabber?

I used to have 10 percent of a French dame.

Alright, so why?

- It's a game. - What for?

Listen, stupid. The guys in the white shirts...

...are playing against the guys in the red.

Each team is trying to knock the ball...

...through the other team's goal. Get it?

- Then what? - Oh, shut up.

Oh, boy, there's that dame again.

I wish I could find out some way of getting properly introduced.

You've been beefing about that since last night.

Why don't you give up?

Leave it, leave it.

Oh, come on, let's scram. This game's dead.

There ain't no excitement.

Let's hop into town and pick up a couple of waitresses.

I didn't come out here to hustle any waitresses.

First-class or nothing.

They won't come near you, won't give you a tumble.

Yeah, they walk around us like we have smallpox.

Forty-five bucks a day and they high-hat you.

They wouldn't let you in the golf club?

Who said they wouldn't?

It happens that one of the gazebos...

...on membership committee is outta town.

When'll he be back?

They ain't so sure about that.

He's in Europe or something.

- Europe, huh? - Yeah.

- You're gonna get in? - Why, sure, I'm gonna get in.

That's a cinch.

We could get to Frisco and back before that guy comes back.

Now, there's a great town, that Frisco. Wide-open.

Good eats, good liquor and just crawling...

...with beautiful friendly dames.

And little Hymie give me a couple of good addresses.

I wonder how long a guy could stay drunk if he really tried.

Okay, we'll drive up there tomorrow and find out.

Whoopee!

Make out like you don't know me.

Boy, am I glad to screw outta that morgue.

Three days and we don't even get a tumble.

Yeah, you're right. A lotta half-witted chumps...

...riding around on Shetland ponies, knocking a little ball.

And a lot of high-hat baboons sitting on horses...

...all swelled up with themselves...

...won't talk to nobody. Horses.

Before I die, I'm gonna burn down a livery stable.

Stop. Stop the car.

Hey, where you going?

She must be hurt. I'm going to help her.

You hurt bad? I seen-- I saw your horse run away...

...and I knew you had an accident, so I--

There wasn't any accident. We got off and tied up the horses.

No accident?

Of course not. My horse broke loose and headed for town.

She'll go right back to the stables.

Well, goodbye.

Goodbye.

Hey, mister.

Did you call me, madam?

Have you got a car?

Why, yes, ma'am.

I've got a luncheon engagement. I don't wanna wait any longer.

Would you be kind to drive me home?

Lady, I'd carry you home.

Oh, let me....

Oh, please.

Well, thanks so much.

If you weren't leaving town, I'd ask you in for tea.

I'm not leaving town.

I've decided to stay here all winter.

Thanks for the lift. We'll be at home anytime after 4 tomorrow...

...if you care to drop in.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

- Back to town, quick. - What for?

I thought we're heading for Frisco.

Never mind. We're going back. I've gotta find the best tailor.

A tailor? You got a suit for every day in the week.

Come on, come on, get going.

How do you do, sir?

What does a guy wear to an afternoon tea?

Well, it all depends, sir.

The best tailors have agreed that--

I ain't got all year. What does a guy wear?

Well, I was about to remark, sir...

...that a cutaway coat, white waistcoat...

...and striped trousers are usually acceptable.

Can I've them by tomorrow afternoon?

That's impossible, sir. I'll need at least a fortnight--

I'm on the spears. I've gotta have it by tomorrow.

I'll pay you double, triple the regular price.

Will you step into the fitting room, Mr.--?

Ahearn. J.F. Ahearn.

I'm stopping at the Biltmore. Call them up.

Follow me, sir.

Oh, Winterbottom, come here.

Please take Mr. Ahearn's measurements.

Right-o, Mr. Charteris.

- Excuse me, please. - Well, let's make it snappy.

- My dinner suit ready? - It is, Mr. Cass.

Can I have it tonight?

If you're prepared to pay something.

Listen, Charteris, old man, I expect a check any day now.

I'll pay you just as soon as--

I've listened to your excuses for the last time.

When can you pay me, you may have it, not before.

Excuse me, please.

I'd greatly appreciate it, sir, if you would stand still.

You wouldn't ask an artist to paint your picture...

...while you were fidgeting about.

Oh, wouldn't I? You don't know me, Winterbottom.

Mr. Ahearn's bank references are excellent, eh?

A millionaire? Well, that is gratifying.

And where's the gentleman from?

I see. That accounts for his strange manner of speaking.

Thanks very much, old boy.

Were you talking about Ahearn, the polo player...

...from Meadowbrook?

Mr. Ahearn is from Chicago.

Oh, how do you do, Miss Cass?

- Hello. - I, uh....

I accepted your kind invitation.

It's nice of you.

Oh, you're the man who drove me home.

Yes, the man from St. Louis.

- No, Chicago. - Of course.

Come on in and meet everyone.

This is Sylvia Townsend, Mrs. Ingram, Dr. Abbott.

- How do, doc? - How do you do, sir?

Oh, uh, what's your name again?

Bug-- Mr. Ahearn.

Mrs. Frotingham, may I present Mr. Ahearn?

Mrs. Handley, Miss Ames, Chauncey Cook, Mr. Ahearn.

How do you, Mr. Cook?

Very distingue, I'm sure.

Dave Winters, Mr. Ahearn, Miss Cramont, Miss Lovering...

...Mrs. Terhune, Mrs. Holman...

...Mr. Sanders, Miss Cartwright.

I'm very pleased to meet all you folks.

Make yourself at home. I'll be back.

Thanks.

Oh, Miss Cass?

- Here you are. - Oh, thanks.

Just help yourself to anything else you want.

Yes. Oh, thanks.

Yeah, looks good. Ha-ha-ha.

Just what I wanted too.

Who is that terrible creature, dear?

He's the comic valentine who gave me a lift...

...when my horse ran away.

His name's Ahearn.

Ahearn? From Chicago?

Yes, why?

He's not so stupid. He's a millionaire.

Are you sure?

I heard the tailor call for bank references.

You bad girl. Why didn't you say something?

I've never even met him.

Probably got a wife and seven kids.

Well, just the same, he's worth investigating.

Let's meet him.

- Mr. Ahearn. - Oh.

Mother, may I present Mr. Ahearn?

- Charmed. - How do you do, madam?

- Father, Mr. Ahearn. - It's a great pleasure, sir.

Well, same here.

And my brother, Gordon.

- Glad you could drop over. - You and me both. Ha-ha-ha.

You should have brought Mrs. Ahearn along.

Well, that would be great, only I'm not married.

- Congratulations. - Yeah. Ha-ha.

I understand you're from Chicago, Mr. Ahearn.

- A favorite city of mine. - That's right.

Dear old Chicago. I love it.

Connected with Continental and Commercial Bank, aren't you?

Well, I'm not in business anymore.

You see, I made mine and quit.

Yeah, all I do now is just play and enjoy myself.

I suppose you're staying at the Biltmore.

Well, I was, but, uh, I've sort of bought myself an estate.

How thrilling. Whereabouts is your house?

Well, I, uh....

I haven't been living here very long...

...so I don't know the names of the streets.

Perhaps it's one of those big hillside places south of town.

Yeah, that's right. A big hillside place.

- Grand. - Well, Mr. Ahearn.

Now that you've found the way...

...I hope you'll come see us very often.

Come to dinner sometime, anytime. Just give us a ring.

Well, I'm much obliged to you.

And you folks have gotta come and have dinner on me...

...just as soon as I get open.

We'd be delighted. That will be splendid.

Remember, this is not one of those indefinite invitations.

I should say not. We expect to see a lot of you.

Thank you.

Say, uh, your folks certainly got a lot of culture, Miss Cass.

They make a fella feel right at home.

You made a good impression on them.

- Honest? - Cross my heart.

Well, of course, it's--

I like it that they like me and all that...

...but it's a lot more important to me if you--

I mean, if I-- If we....

No, thanks.

Hmm?

I got mine already. Thanks.

- Good morning, gentlemen. - Oh, good morning.

Say, have you got a hillside estate?

You know, something big, kind of rich-looking.

Do you wanna buy or rent?

I'll rent it for sometime, if everything's okay,

I'll buy it.

Well, I think I have just the place you're looking for.

If you'd care to drive out, I'll show it to you.

- Can we do it right away? - Yes.

Alright, let's take a gander at the joint.

You could put the whole Cubs' ballpark in the front yard.

Yeah, no fooling.

- The polo field's over there. - Yeah.

The tennis courts, swimming pool and sunken gardens are this way.

Who sunk the garden?

Say, what's that?

Why, it's a sundial.

What's it for?

- You tell time by like a watch. - Ha-ha-ha.

Well, imagine lugging that around in your vest pocket.

I want you to see the....

Yeah.

- This is the living room. - Hmm.

Nice chandelier.

- The piano is a Steinway. - Oh, lovely. Say, who's that?

- The famous Siamese Beauty. - Where's the other one?

- What? - Always thought they was twins.

Well, there's a guy in good shape.

It's a bronze reproduction of an ancient Greek wrestler.

Oh, yeah, I know. Zbyszko.

I seen him wrestle Strangler Lewis at the old Garden.

Yep, nice place.

Little big, but cozy at that.

How much are you asking?

Well, uh, let's say 1500 a month on a year's lease.

Fifteen hun...?

How would 1450 do?

- Well-- - It's a deal, 1450.

- When can I move in? - Whenever you want, Mr. Ahearn.

I'm in now.

- Sure you'll be happy here. - Get a load of the carpets.

Yeah, they make me feel like I was in wading.

- You brought your own servants? - Servants?

Oh, no, uh....

You see, I gave them up when I closed my townhouse in Chicago.

Well, you'll need a housekeeper, and a cook, two butlers...

...an upstairs maid...

...three gardeners and a couple of chauffeurs.

Is that all?

Well, that's the staff that we, uh....

The people who lived here kept.

- Oh. - I could get you their servants.

Competent, trustworthy, efficient help.

They know exactly how this place should be run.

Alright, sister. You take care of that,

but don't let's lose no time.

Oh, look here.

You know this town pretty good, I suppose.

Yes, I've lived here all my life.

I'm kind of a stranger around here,

but I expect to do a lot of entertaining.

Could you stick around here and help me?

You know, tell me who to invite and all that sort of thing.

Why, of course.

Well, would 100 bucks a week interest you?

It certainly would.

Well, then it looks like you go with the house.

Oh, Mr. Ahearn, I can't thank you enough--

Oh, that's alright. I'll get my money's worth out of you.

They're very kind, but a little eccentric.

So you mustn't be surprised at anything they do or say.

Most important of all, Mr. Ahearn is not to know...

...that this is my house or that y'all worked for Father and me.

- You understand that, don't you? - Yes, ma'am.

If he did find out, it might be very embarrassing for him.

He might even discharge me,

and I need my salary just as much as any of you.

It's gonna take every cent of the money I get

to pay my back taxes and interest.

Boy, what a crib. What a crib.

- Kind of gives you ideas. - You think not.

I'll take it.

Hello.

Oh, hello, Miss Cass. Got my message?

Yes, I called you the minute I came in.

Would you like to come over and have lunch with us tomorrow?

Fine.

Oh, Mr. Ahearn, you're getting me all of atwitter.

Oh, I'm not kidding. I mean it.

Well, I'll see you about 1 tomorrow, huh?

Goodbye.

How you doing, pal?

Well, looks like I'm in the bag,

headed smack for the society column.

Come on in.

- Is your room okay, Mr. Ahearn? - Oh, perfect.

- Butler will help you unpack. - Thanks.

Now, if there's anything you want, why, please just ask me.

Say, now, look here.

I was thinking we might throw some kinda party tomorrow night.

- A housewarming? - Yeah, that's it.

- Will you take care of it? - Of course.

- Uh, who all should I invite? - Well, the....

- The Cass family. - The Donald Hadley Casses?

That's right. Swell people, ain't they? Ha-ha.

Charming.

I sure hope they'll accept the invitation.

I'm inclined to think they will.

Now, let me see, now, there's Miss Polly Cass...

...there's Mr. and Mrs. Cass, and there's young Cass.

Well, the Casses.

And anybody else you might think would fit in them with them.

- They may be a little difficult. - Yeah, that's right.

You can't invite a lot of tramps on the same party with them.

You know, they're very distingue.

Very what?

It means, uh, distinguished in French.

Oh, of course, how stupid of me.

I'll attend to everything, Mr. Ahearn.

Thank you.

You know, there's a smart little dame.

And plenty pretty too.

Sure, but she's only a servant.

Oh, yeah. Say, I keep forgetting.

Mr. Daniels, you're getting real Scotch, genuine White Horse.

Your horse has got diabetes.

Lovely night.

Oh, yeah, it's a gorgeous moon.

You going to the polo matches tomorrow?

Oh, yes. Yes, indeed.

You know, you ought to take up polo.

- I guess I should. - Oh, it's a grand game.

And I've always had a weakness for athletic men.

- Let's take a walk, shall we? - Okay.

Gee, Polly, but your hair smells nice.

Like this perfume?

Coming up for air.

Mind if I make myself comfy?

Go on, don't stop.

Heh.

You, uh, engaged or something to that Mr. Stanley?

Of course not, you silly.

He's just an old friend of the family.

Oh. Well, I got a hunch he ain't gonna be with us long.

As a matter of fact, I'm fed up with these usual people.

I could do with a new, exciting romance.

Life is very dull.

Oh, you can clean up tomorrow, boys.

Go to bed. You've had a tough night.

Party come off alright, Mr. Ahearn?

Oh, yeah, perfect.

Thanks for taking care of everything so good.

- Go to bed. - Goodnight.

Hey, wait a minute.

Come here.

Sit down.

Say, you're a good, levelheaded kid...

...and you look to me as though you could keep a secret.

I wanna ask you something. Get the woman's angle.

I'm....

I'm in love with a girl. A lady.

Say, rich, fine family, swell education.

- Everything that I ain't got. - I see.

Well, anyhow, I'm a pretty tough mug, myself.

I came from the gutter. I guess you can still smell it on me.

The only school I went to was reform school.

You've done wonderfully to get where you are now.

Oh, yeah, I've done great.

Sure, a real lady ought to jump

at the chance of tying up with me.

Say, do you know who I am, sister?

- I'm Bugs Ahearn. - Bu--

Bugs Ahearn? The beer--

Yeah, that's right. The beer baron.

The guy who pushes them around Chicago.

Sure, I've quit now...

...but bombing, stealing, bribing, slugging,

you name it and I done it.

You, the terrible Bugs Ahearn.

Well, she don't know this, see?

And it's a cinch she's gonna get the dope on me sooner or later.

Now, look here,

do you think I ought to give her this whole load myself?

You know, tell her I done a stretch in Joliet...

...lay all my cards on the table?

I got a hunch she'd toss me out

and get the whole joint fumigated.

Have you known her long?

Well, I only met her a couple of days ago.

Well, I'd keep quiet about my past for a while if I were you.

Build yourself up to her level.

Then when you've proven that you have all the qualities

that she admires in a man...

...then tell her everything.

Well, that would take a long time.

Not too long.

A few weeks. A few months, maybe.

But you'll be improving yourself.

Meeting people and making yourself familiar

with your surroundings.

Yeah.

Yes.

Say, you're one of the smartest little dames

I've ever run across.

That's right.

Why not?

Yeah, build myself up to her....

Say, you're alright, you know that?

That shouldn't take long.

He's certainly trying hard to learn the game.

You've got to give him credit.

Out here five hours a day, and seven days a week.

He swings just like an old lady beating a carpet.

Come on, quit stalling. Hit it.

The handle is too long.

You'd be more at home with a blackjack.

Scram, will you, before I wrap this mallet around your neck.

You can have them for 1000 apiece.

The finest Argentine ponies.

Oh, I don't need them.

This dog of mine is good enough to stick-and-ball around--

Hey, your stick-and-ball days are over.

You're really gonna play.

- You kidding? - No.

The boys say it's a miracle the way you've caught onto the game.

They want you on their team.

Me? On the Meadowlarks?

Yeah, they said if you'd get yourself well-mounted--

Well-mounted?

Are these the best nags money can buy?

Absolutely.

- Will five be enough to start? - You can get few more later on.

Me, on the Meadowlarks.

Gee, that's the biggest boot I ever got in my whole life.

- Can I have them right now? - Sure.

Sold.

Why does he carry a mallet?

He hasn't used it since the game began.

Mike, what are you stopping for?

Leave it.

Come on.

Leave it.

One more down.

Leave it.

Nuts!

Outside.

"Noted sportsman." Did you pipe that?

And right smack at the head of the society column.

I suppose you'll buy a plane next.

No, they hit the ground, and then where are you?

If we go on that boat tomorrow, I'll buy a pansy motorman cap.

Say, time for you to play golf.

- I played yesterday. - Come on, get moving.

You'll become a gentleman if it kills you.

Oh, alright.

He's just an anchor. I've to drag him around always.

This just came from the jeweler's.

Oh, fine. I've been waiting for it.

Oh, boy. Heh, heh.

Boy.

Do you think Polly would like this? I mean, Miss Polly Cass?

Polly Cass? You're engaged to--?

I ain't proposed to her, I'll do it tomorrow on the yacht.

Oh, you can't really be in love with her.

Why, just thinking about her, I break out in a rash.

I can't eat. I can't sleep.

Just think of it, a guy like me that's hung around all corners.

A guy hep to everything, falling in love with a dame

and on the level too.

Well, I wish you luck.

- Hey, Ruth. - Hmm?

You don't mind my calling you Ruth, huh?

Well, look here, you know, I'm, uh....

I'm kind of a sucker at this proposal racket.

How do you get started?

How do you get away from the barrier, huh?

Do you mean to say you've never proposed to a girl before?

Up to now, I got along without even mentioning marriage.

Well, it's perfectly simple. Just ask her.

Oh, I'm sure to get all jazzed up.

Could I, uh...?

Could I sort of, uh, practice on you, huh?

Why, uh.... Why, yes, of course.

Oh, you're a real pal, baby. Ha.

Well, put her down there.

Uh....

Make out like you're her.

Uh....

Well, I, uh....

- Well, how do you get going? - Sit down here beside me.

Yeah.

Maybe I better start off with the ring, huh?

No, no, she might not accept you.

You'll have to say something first.

Yeah.

That's where I'm a cinch to get all jazzed up.

Well, just tell her that you love her.

Okay.

Well, here we go, laughing and scratching.

Heh, heh. Yeah....

Well, now, look here, honey.

You know, ever since the first time I got a gander at you...

...I knew that you and me--

I mean, that we was kind of....

Oh, I'm sunk.

I can think of the words, but they just won't roll out.

Well, just be natural.

Don't try to make a speech.

Now, try it again.

Yeah.

Polly, I....

You know-- Now, get a load of this, see?

No, no, no. You're gonna make a speech again.

Take my hand.

- Put your arm around me. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Maybe I could put it all in a telegram.

Now, tell me that you love me.

I love you.

"And I love you, Jim."

She'll say.

Say, you do this too good. You must've had plenty of practice.

Now, never mind that.

Ask me to marry you.

Would you...? Would you marry me?

Of course I will, darling.

Say, how do you know she'll say that?

Now kiss me.

Good evening, commodore.

What's good about it?

Why don't you suck a lemon?

Suck one yourself, you silly-looking--

Come on, honey. Let's go and tell the folks.

I'd better stay here and calm down.

You go tell them, darling.

Hey, folks, say, I got some great news for you.

Kind of a surprise.

Polly and me....

Well, we're engaged.

Oh, Jim, dear. I'm so happy.

Isn't that wonderful?

- Good luck. - Thank you.

- Congratulations. Best of luck. - Thank you.

Congrats. I thought something like this was in the air.

Thanks, Gordon. Ain't I the lucky guy, though?

Stop sulking.

I only have to live with him long enough to get alimony.

What am I going to do while you're on your honeymoon?

You big baby.

Well, now that I'm getting married...

...I'd like to settle down and go into some good...

- ...high-class business. - An admirable idea, my boy.

What line should I go in?

Ordinarily, we might find something for you

to do around Cass-Winter and Company.

But things have been so slow lately.

Well, I could put in some money.

You know, sort of buy a partnership.

We don't need it, Jim.

See, we're very old and well established. Plenty of capital.

That's the kinda outfit I'd like to hook up with.

Mm, I don't think I could get my partners to even consider it.

But we'll take a run down to L.A. tomorrow and talk to them.

I may be able to convince them.

I hope so.

I tried to borrow money on these bonds to pay my taxes.

And the bank laughed at me.

Why, these are all I've got.

My life savings.

And the bank says they're worthless.

True, bonds have defaulted their interest.

But I think you're unduly alarmed.

I'm alarmed? I'll show you how alarmed I am.

You sold me these for 5000. I'll sell them back to you for 500.

I've been fleeced and victimized

and I'm going to the district attorney.

Mr. Burger, don't you realize that any adverse publicity...

...would only depress these bond values further?

But, gentlemen if I have faith in this young man's ability

to sell him my interests outright...

...I don't see how you gentlemen can object.

I have always gloried in your confidence and enthusiasm.

We have stood shoulder to shoulder...

...in fair weather and foul, at our respective posts.

But there comes a time when young blood must supplant us.