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Any similarities between the events
and characters in this film and real life
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are merely coincidental. Actually,
such coincidence would leave us perplexed,
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as real life, unfortunately,
is less maddening and stimulating.
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Our authors simply wish to reflect,
without pretension,
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the world of erotic dreams,
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of the horny imaginations of two couples
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on a more or less pornographic shoot.
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SEX IS CRAZY
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Dick one.
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Dick two.
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Dick three.
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Dick four.
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Dick one.
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Dick two.
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Dick three.
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Dick four.
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Pussy one.
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Pussy two.
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Pussy three.
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Pussy four.
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Pussy one.
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Pussy two.
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Pussy... Attention!
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Attention!
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Attention!
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The session is beginning.
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Earthling female apprehended.
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Earthling pussy apprehended.
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Earthling pussy apprehended.
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Earthling pussy apprehended.
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Earthling pussy can be impregnated with
children for the planet Argolios.
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Argolios's pussy cannot be impregnated.
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Argolios's pussies
and dicks are highly evolved.
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An accelerated impregnation system.
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Dicks ready for the accelerated system.
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From fuck to delivery in nine seconds.
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From fuck to delivery in nine seconds.
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Dicks ready in firing position.
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Earthling pussy apprehended.
Earthling pussy apprehended.
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Earthling pussy can be impregnated
with children for the planet Argolios.
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Argolios's pussies cannot be impregnated.
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Argolios's pussies
and dicks are highly evolved.
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An accelerated impregnation system.
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Argolios's pussies and dicks
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An accelerated impregnation system.
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From fuck to delivery in nine seconds.
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Dicks ready in firing position.
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From fuck to delivery in nine seconds.
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Dicks ready in firing position.
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-Ready to operate.
-To operate.
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Dick one ready to operate.
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Ready to operate.
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Let's get started.
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One.
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Two.
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Three.
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Eight.
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Nine.
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Boy!
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One.
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Nine..
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Boy!
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One.
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Nine..
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Boy!
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Nine..
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Boy!
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One.
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Two.
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Four.
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Seven.
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Boy!
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Look! A “seven-seconder!”
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Dick five.
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Dick six.
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Dick seven.
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In firing position.
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This one is going too far.
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For foreigners, they don't do too badly.
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It's a pity they look so odd.
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We give you Ma no lit a Castafiuelas.
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Damn, a folklorist!
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Spencer, your hands are worth
their weight in gold.
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And what about other things?
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You used to say I have a golden cock.
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Don't say such things to me.
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Do you think she'll fall for it?
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Of course she will.
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The way she looked at you when
you were making love to Flanagan!
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Come on!
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Will you be long?
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I have the right to look good too.
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What do you mean by "too?"
What do you mean?
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You know very well what I mean.
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Today you've been at it again
with Dorothy.
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Me? I'm a professional, my dear.
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He must be very professional too
because today he was king size.
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That's why they pay us, right?
A flaccid dick show isn't a show at all.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You're still jealous,
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and it's ridiculous for you
to be that way, love.
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Do you think it's ridiculous?
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Since we've been together,
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I've only shagged other girls
during the show.
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I love you, I promise.
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Cut! Again, Flanagan!
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More cheerful. Be nicer, both of you.
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Hello, will you be long?
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I have the right to look good too.
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What do you mean by "too?"
What do you mean?
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You know it very well, today you've been
at it again with Dorothy.
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Who, me? I'm a professional, my dear.
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He must be very professional too.
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That's why they pay us, right?
A flaccid dick show, isn't a show at all.
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You're still jealous,
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and it's ridiculous for you
to be that way, love.
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Does this seem ridiculous to you?
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Of course, since we've been
together I've only shagged 15 or 20.
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Meet Rosalinda.
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She has nothing to do with this movie.
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But as she is the producer's girlfriend,
we gladly gave her a nice role.
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I'm sick of that bitch.
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But if they keep knocking me up,
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one day I'll get my Colt .45
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and I'll remember my Tucson City days.
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I'll stick my gun up his trunk,
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and then I'll pull the trigger.
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You bastard!
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You scare me, beautiful Dorothy.
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You always were a pushover, Spencer.
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But you always knew that.
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I was just an employee in Minnesota
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until you came along.
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I warn you: if you ever want
to get your autonomy back,
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I don't care.
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Don't say that,
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I can't live without you.
I'd have to return home defeated.
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To Minnesota!
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If your fans could see you...
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They'd never imagine horny Marfia
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in the privacy of her home.
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You're a sweetheart.
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Laundry is getting more
and more expensive.
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We might have to do it ourselves.
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You're not going out, are you?
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I wanted to buy a magazine.
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Let's have some fun.
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Okay, but first a glass
of California wine.
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My Aunt Felisa sent it from the farm.
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It's slightly sparkling.
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To us.
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This will knock her out for a few hours.
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My path is clear now.
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Using sleeping pills on me, Flanagan?
You're done for.
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Introducing Rosalinda once again.
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The producer's girlfriend is improving
her performance from day to day.
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Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!
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Follow that car.
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Well? Shall we start or not?
I haven't had dinner yet.
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-All right, let's go.
-Give me a light.
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You speak, I bid first.
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Ordago.
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You sent me home because I'm drunk.
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-Let's talk about the second round.
-That's an easy win.
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-I'll pass.
-Pass.
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-Garcilaso it's your turn.
- I have a pair.
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-And me.
-Me too.
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And I rabbit.
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Hand on the bench.
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Ordago.
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Hey, you. Come on, let's go.
Someone is coming.
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Yes. Yes.
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Pretty pussy.
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Yes.
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Stop!
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Woman, I have two of a kind.
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You've lost, Flanagan.
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Weren't you getting a magazine?
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See that?
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That's a lie!
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It was just an excuse to betray me.
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What a drag, here we go again.
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Just let him be.
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When she gets these fits of jealousy,
she becomes unbearable.
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That's incredible!
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I've given you the best years of my life,
Flanagan.
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Now it's over.
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Won't you leave us alone?
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Flanagan, if you don't come with me,
I'll kill you.
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-But, woman, I have two of a kind.
-I'll kill myself.
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Here we go again.
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What a pain in the ass.
Hey, come here.
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Have the Argentinians arrived yet?
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-Well...
-Those Argentinians.
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Oh!
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Flanagan, love me.
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There they are, look, there they are.
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Let go of me, let go of me!
What do you want from me?
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-Listen, you little bitch.
-Let go of me!
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What were you doing at Buster's last night
at midnight?
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At Buster's?
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-Who's Buster?
-Yes, you did something for Buster.
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We know exactly what he paid you.
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Nobody has paid me anything.
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Well, you'll get beaten
if you don't sing about the stash.
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-Will you sing?
-Sing.
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Son of my life...
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-Stupid.
-If you don't confess, you will be sorry.
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Come on, Buster.
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Come on, faster.
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You can go change.
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This is good.
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-I'll carry on.
-Carry on.
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No.
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No, please!
251
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,795
I'll get very dizzy.
252
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,548
No! No!
253
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,758
Where are the plans?
254
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:26,303
The plans? What plans?
I don't know what you're talking about.
255
00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:29,557
The air-ground submarine ones, stupid.
256
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,142
I don't know anything about politics.
257
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:34,645
You don't?
258
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:38,440
What were you doing then with
that minister in the private room?
259
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:43,487
I'm not telling. I don't talk about
intimate things.
260
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,998
Intimate things?
261
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:56,250
Why do you burden your husband
with your jealousy
262
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,918
and then pick up other men?
263
00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:01,964
-Some things shouldn't be said in public.
-You're such a cynic.
264
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,508
-I'll come down at seven.
-Fine, fine.
265
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:11,974
The Argentinians, quick.
266
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:19,815
Come on, let's go.
267
00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:23,110
No! No! No!
268
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,989
If she doesn't speak,
carve her up mercilessly.
269
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:30,159
-Down there, in all the huddle.
- I don't know anything.
270
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,704
No! No!
271
00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:36,790
No!
272
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,836
There! There!
273
00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:43,797
No! No!
274
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:51,597
-No!
-Yes!
275
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:57,144
No! No! No!
276
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:02,483
No!
277
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:05,486
No! No!
278
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,279
No!
279
00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:08,989
Are you going to talk, bitch?
280
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:12,201
Where are the plans
for the land-air submarine?
281
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,536
-Where are they?
- I don't know anything.
282
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:17,957
-You know everything, where are they?
-No!
283
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:22,294
- I don't know anything!
-Yes.
284
00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:24,588
No!
285
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:31,387
-Do you know if we'll be long?
- I don't know.
286
00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:34,264
-One hour?
-Perhaps.
287
00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:42,815
No, please!
288
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:45,776
-Nail her!
-No!
289
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,778
Poke her more!
290
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:50,364
-Poke her!
- I don't know anything.
291
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,950
-Come on!
-No!
292
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,368
Speak!
293
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:57,663
Poke her there! All the way in!
294
00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:01,375
Poke her more!
295
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,003
-No! I don't know anything!
-Poke her!
296
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:06,463
I don't know anything!
297
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:11,385
I don't know anything, please!
298
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,471
Poke her!
299
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:16,724
Speak!
300
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:25,357
-Poke her! Speak!
- I don't know anything!
301
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:28,318
That's enough!
302
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:36,994
That's enough!
303
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,539
I told you that you could trust her,
304
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:42,332
that she'd never betray us.
305
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:43,667
You heard him.
306
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:46,962
Dear Flanagan...
307
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:49,923
You must understand.
308
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:53,093
We had to be sure of her.
309
00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:56,096
Marfia may know
our secrets, you see.
310
00:25:56,180 --> 00:26:00,225
You've made her suffer too much
with your stupid suspicions.
311
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,021
May I take her with me?
312
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,609
Sure, let her go, guys.
313
00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:10,611
You may leave.
314
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:15,491
There you have it.
315
00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:19,912
Marfia, my wild lily.
316
00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:24,833
Come on, Gina, out!
317
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:34,134
My love, it's all over now.
318
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:38,597
-Did those bastards hurt you?
-Yes.
319
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:43,644
She hides the secret.
320
00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:46,188
What do you mean, Flanagan?
321
00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:49,775
You haven't given her the plans right?
322
00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:53,946
She's hiding the plans.
323
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,422
They were here.
324
00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,690
Here they are, Spencer.
325
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:34,194
This microfilm has the plans
for the submarine.
326
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:39,158
My poor darling.
327
00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:43,579
She's been hiding them there
for two months.
328
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,501
Don't you see our sacrifice?
329
00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:51,170
Forgive us, boy.
330
00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:55,340
We've had such bad experiences
with spies' wives.
331
00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,554
I can't untie it. It's very difficult.
332
00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:03,390
But then again, who tied this?
333
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,809
Listen, if we don't call
the fire brigade...
334
00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:10,606
-This time you've gone too far.
-Somebody come and remove this.
335
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:39,843
"Wasn't it dear, what a night,
what I know, what a dear and coo."
336
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:43,722
"Oh, thinking what harm are they."
337
00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:48,018
"Oh, thinking what harm are they."
338
00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:53,065
"One less day, what a day for
the fucking war?”
339
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:56,026
"For a sniff for wedding.”
340
00:28:56,485 --> 00:29:01,073
"Was it worth the pain? Was it?”
341
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,408
"Wedding?"
342
00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:08,330
"Well, you stare one night.
What you need for?"
343
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:14,920
"An effort we're doing ways today."”
344
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:19,925
"What's deviled eggs, till we die,
darling."”
345
00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:22,010
Oh, yes.
346
00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:25,430
"Always take me to eel, right?”
347
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:30,018
"Oh, the dick is for the better.
Yeah, yeah."
348
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:34,273
"It's stabbed me, clipping.”
349
00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:35,274
Oh, we're ready.
350
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:38,735
Maybe...
351
00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:41,571
"I'll stay little bird."
352
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,907
"Are we yet stall, darling?"
353
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:45,659
Oh, yes.
354
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:50,497
"Oh, we fuck with this thing."
355
00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:54,459
"Well nice for..."
356
00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,173
Oh, darling.
357
00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:06,888
"What I know it pussy action.”
358
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:11,518
Oh, Flanagan.
359
00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:23,238
Oh, man. Oh, my God.
360
00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,033
"Watch your leg in."
361
00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:30,203
Oh, Flanagan.
362
00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,045
It's beautiful.
363
00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:40,922
Flanagan.
364
00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:55,854
With darling.
365
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,148
Yes, so much "Oh!"
366
00:30:58,774 --> 00:31:01,985
"Oh, wellie, oh, this goes."
367
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:05,822
Oh, Flanagan.
368
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,118
It's all right, all right.
369
00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:27,511
"Oh, yes, it's all key."
370
00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:30,263
Oh, yes.
371
00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:08,593
Look, look! A dick!
372
00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:10,762
Hey, go touch yourself.
373
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:18,116
Come here, Martinez.
374
00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:22,287
Look at this horny couple.
375
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:15,799
Juanito, did you see that?
376
00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:18,551
-What's so special about it?
-Juanito, don't you see?
377
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,637
-No.
-They're fucking!
378
00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:49,165
Here is Rosalinda,
the producer's girlfriend,
379
00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:51,793
in her first scene as an actress.
380
00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:02,679
Can you hear them, Panchito?
They're fucking!
381
00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:05,056
That's good, good for them!
382
00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:10,270
-Put down that damned newspaper.
-Let them do as they please.
383
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,292
The people we saw earlier.
384
00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:20,048
-Hello!
-Hello!
385
00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:21,508
Come on in.
386
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:25,220
Take a seat, please.
387
00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:29,224
We didn't mean to be a bother.
388
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:32,227
No, sit down. You're among friends.
389
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,478
Sure, sit down.
390
00:38:34,395 --> 00:38:38,233
She's amazing, Martinez.
She's the girl of my dreams.
391
00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:39,567
But, what are you saying?
392
00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:43,238
No, I had to say that line.
393
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:46,241
-It's in the script, that line is hers.
-No.
394
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:50,203
Hey, did she have to say that line
or did 1?
395
00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:53,414
Wait and see.
396
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,334
No, Eusebia. You have
to look at her in surprise...
397
00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:58,169
Like hesitation and bewilderment.
398
00:38:58,253 --> 00:39:02,048
But she says,
“She's the girl of my dreams.”
399
00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:04,175
Is it clear now? Did you get it?
400
00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:07,053
-Yes.
-Well, let's go again.
401
00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:12,517
-Shall we start again?
-Yes. Action!
402
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:19,232
Gutiérrez, look.
She's the girl of my dreams!
403
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:21,276
Oh. What a lovely couple.
404
00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:23,778
-Martinez.
-Pleased to meet you.
405
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:25,363
-Miss Fonseca.
-A pleasure.
406
00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,407
-Hello, how are you?
-Pleased to meet you.
407
00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:29,784
Please have a seat.
Don't feel intimidated.
408
00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:33,454
Make yourselves at home.
409
00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:35,290
They are divine, aren't they?
410
00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:38,585
Yes, they seem like a very nice couple.
411
00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:43,673
-I love them. Oh, Gutiérrez!
-Now.
412
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:51,848
-They look so well together, don't they?
-I'm getting horny.
413
00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:56,144
Oh, Gutiérrez!
414
00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:22,045
Mine.
415
00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:24,839
Mine.
416
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:26,716
My treasure.
417
00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:28,217
My darling.
418
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:43,608
My love.
419
00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:45,568
My life.
420
00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,616
-Eat me.
-My love.
421
00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:56,204
I have never enjoyed it as much
as with the three of you.
422
00:41:46,379 --> 00:41:49,173
EL TORERO BULLRING
423
00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:09,777
Yes, yes...
424
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,411
How can I help you?
425
00:42:19,579 --> 00:42:23,416
We're sorry to disturb you,
but we want to get married.
426
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:25,460
Are any of you already married?
427
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,920
-No.
-No.
428
00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:31,007
Well, I don't see the downside.
429
00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:33,885
I'm sorry, I don't know
if you've understood correctly.
430
00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:37,346
It's just that...
The four of us want to get married.
431
00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:42,977
Mr. Martinez, will you take
432
00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:46,230
Ms. Gutiérrez and Ms. Castell
as your wives?
433
00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:49,108
I do.
434
00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:53,196
Ms. Castell, do you wish to take
435
00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:56,240
Mr. Martinez and Mr. Gutiérrez
as your husbands?
436
00:42:57,283 --> 00:42:58,701
I do.
437
00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:02,663
Ms. Fonseca, do you wish to take
438
00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:04,665
Mr. Gutiérrez and Mr. Martinez
as your husbands?
439
00:43:05,124 --> 00:43:06,334
I do.
440
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:09,629
Mr. Gutiérrez, do you wish to take
441
00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:12,548
Ms. Fonseca and Ms. Castell as your wives?
442
00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:19,180
Yes.
443
00:43:20,515 --> 00:43:25,228
By the authority vested in me by law,
I pronounce you husbands and wives.
444
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,439
-Hurray!
-Hurray!
445
00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:31,400
Congratulations spouses!
446
00:43:35,488 --> 00:43:39,283
Here is Rosalinda,
the producer's girlfriend,
447
00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:44,831
excitedly recalling her first performance
as a film actress.
448
00:44:05,935 --> 00:44:09,397
-Do you want to try it, my life?
-Here you go, sweetheart.
449
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:14,694
-Listen.
-You try it, love.
450
00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:20,116
-Thank you, love.
-Isn't this delicious?
451
00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:35,298
How nice!
452
00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:27,308
Well, I'm going to see if I can buy
that cute pink dress.
453
00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:30,645
Well, I like the mauve one much better,
of course.
454
00:45:59,048 --> 00:46:00,299
Good night.
455
00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:05,680
Good night.
456
00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:11,143
Good night.
457
00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:27,952
What a life!
458
00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:29,412
What is the matter?
459
00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:31,455
I can't take it anymore.
I just can't take it.
460
00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:35,084
Tired of marriage already?
461
00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:38,129
Going to bed every night
with the same couple.
462
00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:41,090
You're right, I've had it up to here.
463
00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:44,885
I can't stand it,
always with the same ones.
464
00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:46,804
It can't be.
465
00:46:50,266 --> 00:46:51,309
Ciao.
466
00:46:56,188 --> 00:46:57,189
Ready?
467
00:46:57,273 --> 00:47:00,026
Hey, let's get it on with this one.
Shall we pick her up?
468
00:47:00,109 --> 00:47:01,152
Come on.
469
00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:03,362
-Hey, baby.
-Baby.
470
00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:30,806
What is the matter?
471
00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:33,476
My husbands are cheating on me.
472
00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:36,103
-On me too, then.
-Yes.
473
00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:39,940
-Aren't you confused?
-No.
474
00:47:55,748 --> 00:47:59,794
We should pick up other men too.
475
00:48:07,802 --> 00:48:10,054
Come on! It's over.
476
00:48:22,441 --> 00:48:24,693
It was indeed short.
477
00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:29,824
Of course, good things never last.
478
00:48:30,491 --> 00:48:33,285
It's the end of the second episode.
479
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,206
Why do they end it
when things are heating up?
480
00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:40,793
Well, so we buy the third episode.
481
00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:44,380
I didn't know that such horny things
happened on TV.
482
00:48:49,844 --> 00:48:53,222
-They really have evolved.
-It's not the TV, my dear.
483
00:48:53,305 --> 00:48:55,391
-It's a video.
-A video?
484
00:48:55,474 --> 00:48:58,894
-A videotape.
-In English, please, Bernard a.
485
00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:02,231
Mrs. Bernard a
486
00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:08,028
means that this is a tape she
bought and put in that device.
487
00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:11,699
And aren't you ashamed of yourself,
Mrs. Bernard a?
488
00:49:12,074 --> 00:49:14,326
You looked like butter wouldn't melt
in your mouth.
489
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:17,371
You can't trust appearances, darling.
490
00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:20,332
-Call me Kookie.
-Fine, Kookie.
491
00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:25,713
-You may look like...
-A whore. Say so, I like it.
492
00:49:28,549 --> 00:49:31,886
You're charmingly sincere.
493
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:37,600
No doubt about it,
I call a spade a spade.
494
00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:40,019
And I'm hornier than a chicken
after drinking wine.
495
00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:43,606
As soon as someone touches me,
I'm spread-eagled.
496
00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:47,026
A real find.
497
00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:51,572
Congratulations, my dear Flanagan.
498
00:49:53,449 --> 00:49:54,658
Congratulations.
499
00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:58,496
I'm not worth that much.
500
00:49:59,497 --> 00:50:02,166
She's also a box of surprises.
501
00:50:02,249 --> 00:50:03,626
And she's beautiful.
502
00:50:03,876 --> 00:50:06,295
She has a natural elegance.
503
00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:12,718
I'm blushing. Indeed, I'm horny.
504
00:50:12,801 --> 00:50:14,678
And guys like me.
505
00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:23,145
I envy women who know how to attract men.
506
00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:28,025
Anyone can do that.
You just have to be a little bit naughty.
507
00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:30,486
Know them in order
to know where to attack them.
508
00:50:30,569 --> 00:50:32,947
By doing lip service to some
and using your lips on others.
509
00:50:34,490 --> 00:50:38,452
And others, with your breasts, like babes.
510
00:50:40,955 --> 00:50:46,085
What advice would you give Madame Bernardo
to increase her attractiveness?
511
00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:49,463
-You are an expert.
-I don't know.
512
00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:53,592
Yes, she's hot, but she's dressed
like a grandma.
513
00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:57,680
The merchandise needs
to be shown off a little more.
514
00:51:00,099 --> 00:51:01,183
How's this?
515
00:51:06,772 --> 00:51:11,402
You have to show a little bit over here
and a little bit there.
516
00:51:11,652 --> 00:51:15,197
-Dress more cheerfully.
-You're wearing a beautiful outfit.
517
00:51:15,281 --> 00:51:16,991
I love it!
518
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:21,453
It was expensive, but I've
hooked up a lot thanks to it.
519
00:51:22,371 --> 00:51:25,541
But surely you must have
something hotter than that, right?
520
00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:29,211
-This outfit is from Paris.
-Well, the guys are done for, then.
521
00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:32,298
-I'm sure a faggot made it.
-How funny!
522
00:51:32,381 --> 00:51:35,009
-It's true.
-Let's see.
523
00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:42,558
Do you want me to make her as good as new?
524
00:51:43,392 --> 00:51:45,936
I, in particular, would love it.
525
00:51:47,605 --> 00:51:48,689
Me too.
526
00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:51,025
Go for it.
527
00:51:52,568 --> 00:51:54,653
Come on, don't be shy.
528
00:51:55,195 --> 00:51:58,365
Let's go to her room.
I'll make her sexier than me.
529
00:51:58,657 --> 00:52:01,035
Go ahead, Pygmalion.
530
00:52:01,410 --> 00:52:05,164
You rascal. I don't know what you said,
but I'm sure it's dirty.
531
00:52:18,344 --> 00:52:22,890
Wonderful, magnificent, Flanagan.
It's the most vulgar, rude,
532
00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:27,311
stupid, and miserable thing I've seen
in my life.
533
00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:30,856
Yes, that's what we needed.
534
00:52:34,902 --> 00:52:39,740
Evil whores, despicable harlots!
535
00:52:40,866 --> 00:52:42,159
You disgust me.
536
00:52:42,868 --> 00:52:46,997
But the flaming sword of the Lord
will fall on you.
537
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:56,131
-Bottoms up!
-Bottoms up!
538
00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:09,520
Come to me, Hornius.
539
00:53:10,437 --> 00:53:14,191
Come to me, Bitchius Maledetivus.
540
00:53:15,234 --> 00:53:18,987
Come to me, Sinfulus Fuckius.
541
00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:25,744
Maledizione Bitchius Dickius.
542
00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:30,124
Miscerere boyfriends.
543
00:53:54,982 --> 00:53:56,525
Let's see!
544
00:53:57,276 --> 00:53:59,820
Hey, that's not bad, huh?
545
00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:07,870
-This is mind-blowing.
-Stop with the flattery.
546
00:54:08,829 --> 00:54:12,040
You have beautiful skin,
if only you'd take care of it.
547
00:54:14,042 --> 00:54:15,502
You're a sweetheart.
548
00:54:19,715 --> 00:54:22,676
You must be a beast at making love.
549
00:54:24,386 --> 00:54:25,929
I do what I can.
550
00:54:26,472 --> 00:54:30,434
I'm sure you're not too bad yourself,
once you're in the thick of it.
551
00:54:38,567 --> 00:54:40,861
Do you like making love to another woman?
552
00:54:42,488 --> 00:54:43,864
Well, it depends.
553
00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:48,452
Women are softer, more tender than men.
554
00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:53,707
What about you?
Have you ever made love to another woman?
555
00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:57,461
A long time ago,
and it left an indelible mark on me.
556
00:54:58,212 --> 00:54:59,546
You liked it, huh?
557
00:55:00,088 --> 00:55:03,300
Not as much as doing
it with you now.
558
00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:03,415
Damn, aren't you ashamed of yourself?
559
00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:11,715
-But, what were you doing?
-Nothing, you see.
560
00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:14,926
We were just chatting.
561
00:59:15,594 --> 00:59:16,928
Damn.
562
00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:19,890
Perverting my legal wife.
563
00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:23,310
-No.
-You deserve exemplary punishment.
564
00:59:23,602 --> 00:59:27,439
-No. No, please!
-Yes.
565
00:59:27,689 --> 00:59:31,193
Yes, exemplary punishment.
566
00:59:31,318 --> 00:59:32,360
No.
567
00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:34,237
No.
568
00:59:34,738 --> 00:59:37,407
-Damn it!
-No!
569
00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:43,455
Yes, exemplary punishment.
570
00:59:44,164 --> 00:59:46,291
No! No! No!
571
00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:58,595
Don't move!
572
01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:08,063
Here is Rosalinda,
the producer's girlfriend,
573
01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:11,858
determined to achieve stardom.
574
01:00:18,365 --> 01:00:20,117
Get in there, bitch.
575
01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:15,565
Where are you going?
576
01:03:05,740 --> 01:03:08,451
Cucufate.
577
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:16,793
Bim, bam, bim, boom, bam.
578
01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:21,131
Cucufate.
579
01:03:21,881 --> 01:03:24,342
No one else.
580
01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:44,446
Kiss the in corrupt hand
of St. Cucufate of Maguncia.
581
01:03:53,997 --> 01:03:57,959
And the skull of Catherine the Great.
582
01:04:07,802 --> 01:04:14,142
And repeat after me: Cucufate.
583
01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:20,523
Cucufate. Cucufate.
584
01:04:21,983 --> 01:04:24,819
Cucufate.
585
01:04:25,653 --> 01:04:28,406
Cucufate.
586
01:04:33,078 --> 01:04:35,121
This secret society,
587
01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:39,417
whose origins date back to ancient Greece,
588
01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:45,256
appears as a necessary reaction
to the evils of the times.
589
01:04:45,465 --> 01:04:47,926
Cucufate of Maguncia.
590
01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:54,516
Simple men make him
into a multinational society.
591
01:04:54,599 --> 01:04:58,269
With a determined love of order
and correctness,
592
01:04:58,353 --> 01:05:02,065
which must now unwind and modernize
593
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:05,610
to fight against the scourges
of society.
594
01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:14,119
Our society holds annual meetings
595
01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:16,955
of its major symposium,
596
01:05:17,497 --> 01:05:21,793
and other more frequent ones,
at a regional level.
597
01:05:24,212 --> 01:05:26,881
In this festive season,
598
01:05:27,674 --> 01:05:30,510
a prostitute is eliminated.
599
01:05:32,095 --> 01:05:37,517
In this festive season,
a prostitute is eliminated.
600
01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:39,519
Who did you tell?
601
01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:45,733
Cousin Beelzebub and Uncle Lucifer.
602
01:05:46,234 --> 01:05:48,111
Who did you tell?
603
01:05:48,695 --> 01:05:53,908
Cousin Beelzebub and Uncle Lucifer.
604
01:05:54,159 --> 01:05:55,618
Who did you tell?
605
01:05:56,202 --> 01:06:01,833
Cousin Beelzebub and Uncle Lucifer.
606
01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:03,418
Who did you tell?
607
01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:09,674
Cousin Beelzebub and Uncle Lucifer.
608
01:06:10,258 --> 01:06:14,679
Cu -cu - fa - te.
609
01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:22,020
Cu -cu - fa - te.
610
01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:29,611
Cu -cu - fa - te.
611
01:06:30,153 --> 01:06:33,114
Cu-cu-fa...
612
01:14:50,861 --> 01:14:54,490
Finally, I hope they've come to get me.
613
01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:43,914
Do you think we'll shoot today?
614
01:15:44,582 --> 01:15:45,583
I don't know.
615
01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:50,838
It was the perfect heist,
we lost seven days of January
616
01:15:51,255 --> 01:15:53,132
due to The National Shotgun.
617
01:15:54,425 --> 01:15:55,968
Producers in the cabaret
618
01:15:56,052 --> 01:15:58,721
while we're waiting for Godot
like strangers on a train.
619
01:15:59,180 --> 01:16:04,685
And what about Gloria's, Lobi's,
Samantha's, and Julia's escape?
620
01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:11,859
And we have the cursed money,
and thanks to Sabrina,
621
01:16:11,942 --> 01:16:14,987
we got Mel Brooks' latest folly
off the ground.
622
01:16:16,530 --> 01:16:18,824
I think this was all Oliver's doing.
623
01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:23,704
Since Friday the 13th, he is considered
one of the masters of the night.
624
01:16:29,168 --> 01:16:30,503
He's a show-off.
625
01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:35,007
Thanks to the fact
that you're an unmarried woman.
626
01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:39,970
And that the upcoming divorce
will mean provisional freedom.
627
01:17:23,806 --> 01:17:24,974
-Hello.
-Hello.
628
01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:27,852
Hello, brat. Can you give me a ride?
629
01:17:28,185 --> 01:17:30,312
Depends on where you're going.
We're in a hurry
630
01:17:30,396 --> 01:17:32,439
and we're only going to Timbuktu,
which is nearby.
631
01:17:32,523 --> 01:17:34,525
-That works, should I get in?
-Yes, of course.
632
01:19:43,737 --> 01:19:47,116
Could you stop for a moment?
I need to pee.
633
01:19:53,330 --> 01:19:56,625
If you come down with me,
we could play Mommies and Daddies.
634
01:19:59,962 --> 01:20:02,131
What do you say, are you up for it?
635
01:20:22,568 --> 01:20:23,944
Careful.
636
01:20:25,571 --> 01:20:26,905
Come on.
637
01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:39,395
Meet Rosalinda,
the producer's ex-girlfriend
638
01:21:39,478 --> 01:21:43,524
who never overcame
her wonderful interpretation
639
01:21:43,774 --> 01:21:47,611
in the scene of Moms and Dads
with the leading man of the film.
640
01:22:20,853 --> 01:22:22,354
Spencer? Spencer?
641
01:22:24,022 --> 01:22:25,065
Spencer!
642
01:22:30,070 --> 01:22:31,822
Spencer!
643
01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:33,782
Spencer!
644
01:22:35,284 --> 01:22:36,535
Spencer!
645
01:22:37,995 --> 01:22:39,204
Spencer!
646
01:22:40,539 --> 01:22:41,957
Spencer!
647
01:22:43,459 --> 01:22:46,879
-Spencer!
-What are you doing here all alone, cutie?
648
01:23:53,403 --> 01:23:55,989
The session is beginning.
649
01:23:56,532 --> 01:24:00,285
Pussy one starts.
650
01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:02,913
Pussy two.
651
01:24:03,789 --> 01:24:05,499
Pussy three.
652
01:24:06,833 --> 01:24:08,377
Dick one.
653
01:24:09,127 --> 01:24:10,754
Dick two.
654
01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:13,173
Dick three.
655
01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:17,427
Earthling pussy in optimal state
656
01:24:18,011 --> 01:24:22,558
to impregnate with a galactic cock.
657
01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:24,643
Pussy.
658
01:24:25,352 --> 01:24:26,812
Pussy.
659
01:24:27,604 --> 01:24:29,106
Pussy.
660
01:24:30,148 --> 01:24:33,944
The earthly pussy has unloaded.
661
01:24:34,278 --> 01:24:37,656
The earthly pussy has unloaded.
662
01:24:38,615 --> 01:24:42,578
Earthling pussy can be impregnated
663
01:24:42,661 --> 01:24:45,539
with children for the planet Argolios.
664
01:24:46,540 --> 01:24:50,836
Argolios's pussies cannot impregnate.
665
01:24:51,128 --> 01:24:55,924
Argolios's highly evolved pussies
and dicks.
666
01:24:56,633 --> 01:25:00,345
An accelerated impregnation system.
667
01:25:00,887 --> 01:25:02,723
Pussy one.
668
01:25:03,265 --> 01:25:04,683
Pussy two.
669
01:25:05,142 --> 01:25:06,560
Pussy three.
670
01:25:24,536 --> 01:25:28,457
THE END
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