subtitlecat.com

All language subtitles for BABYLON [2022] - Brad Pitt

Afrikaans

Albanian

Amharic

Arabic

Armenian

Azerbaijani

Basque

Belarusian

Bengali

Bosnian

Bulgarian

Catalan

Cebuano

Chichewa

Chinese (Simplified)

Chinese (Traditional)

Corsican

Croatian

Czech

Danish

Dutch

English

Esperanto

Estonian

Filipino

Finnish

French

Frisian

Galician

Georgian

German

Greek

Gujarati

Haitian Creole

Hausa

Hawaiian

Hebrew

Hindi

Hmong

Hungarian

Icelandic

Igbo

Indonesian Download

Irish

Italian

Japanese

Javanese

Kannada

Kazakh

Khmer

Korean

Kurdish (Kurmanji)

Kyrgyz

Lao

Latin

Latvian

Lithuanian

Luxembourgish

Macedonian

Malagasy

Malay

Malayalam

Maltese

Maori

Marathi

Mongolian

Myanmar (Burmese)

Nepali

Norwegian

Pashto

Persian

Polish

Portuguese

Punjabi

Romanian

Russian

Samoan

Scots Gaelic

Serbian

Sesotho

Shona

Sindhi

Sinhala

Slovak

Slovenian

Somali

Spanish Download

Sundanese

Swahili

Swedish

Tajik

Tamil

Telugu

Thai

Turkish

Ukrainian

Urdu

Uzbek

Vietnamese

Welsh

Xhosa

Yiddish

Yoruba

Zulu

Odia (Oriya)

Kinyarwanda

Turkmen

Tatar

Uyghur

Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,114 --> 00:00:09,349 (insects buzzing) 2 00:00:20,161 --> 00:00:22,395 (vehicle approaching) 3 00:00:29,536 --> 00:00:31,038 (engine turns off) 4 00:00:42,415 --> 00:00:45,418 Okay. Manuel, right? 5 00:00:45,552 --> 00:00:47,254 This for you. 6 00:00:47,387 --> 00:00:51,158 It's 25 for the vehicle and 30 for the transport of the livestock. 7 00:00:51,292 --> 00:00:54,727 Just put down "one horse" and your signature right there. 8 00:00:55,495 --> 00:00:57,064 You said "one horse"? 9 00:00:57,198 --> 00:00:58,631 Yeah, it's only one, right? 10 00:00:58,765 --> 00:01:00,567 No, it's an elephant. 11 00:01:02,602 --> 00:01:04,905 You mean "really big horse"? 12 00:01:05,039 --> 00:01:07,707 No. I mean an elephant. 13 00:01:07,842 --> 00:01:09,442 Look, sir... (elephant trumpets) 14 00:01:09,576 --> 00:01:11,411 ...the call said "one..." 15 00:01:12,046 --> 00:01:13,147 Whoa... 16 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,849 What the fuck is that? 17 00:01:16,150 --> 00:01:17,650 (elephant grunting) 18 00:01:17,785 --> 00:01:20,054 Holy shit! Is that a fucking elephant? Señor, señor, señor. 19 00:01:20,187 --> 00:01:22,622 Probablemente it was some kind of bad communication. 20 00:01:22,755 --> 00:01:25,592 Bad communication? This is a truck for fucking horses, man! 21 00:01:25,725 --> 00:01:28,494 What do I look like, a goddamn maharaja? All right. 22 00:01:28,628 --> 00:01:30,831 And you're invited to the party. 23 00:01:32,432 --> 00:01:33,666 (elephant grunts) 24 00:01:40,074 --> 00:01:41,108 (elephant grunts) 25 00:01:41,242 --> 00:01:43,811 (gears grinding) 26 00:01:48,581 --> 00:01:50,885 (cows mooing) 27 00:01:59,293 --> 00:02:01,262 (engine revving) 28 00:02:01,394 --> 00:02:03,364 (speaking Spanish) 29 00:02:03,496 --> 00:02:05,632 (tires screeching) 30 00:02:07,835 --> 00:02:08,668 More gas! 31 00:02:08,802 --> 00:02:10,737 Come on. Come on! (engine revving) 32 00:02:11,604 --> 00:02:13,807 Give me... (speaking Spanish) 33 00:02:16,076 --> 00:02:18,112 (engine revving) (tires screeching) 34 00:02:18,245 --> 00:02:20,480 Fuck! Fuck! 35 00:02:24,218 --> 00:02:25,953 (elephant trumpeting) 36 00:02:26,086 --> 00:02:27,388 (screaming) 37 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,056 (brakes screeching) 38 00:02:29,189 --> 00:02:31,959 (trumpeting continues) 39 00:02:34,962 --> 00:02:36,997 (in Spanish) What the fuck are you doing??? 40 00:02:37,630 --> 00:02:39,465 (speaking Spanish) 41 00:02:39,599 --> 00:02:40,968 (elephant grunting) 42 00:02:41,101 --> 00:02:42,870 (in English) Goddamn it! 43 00:02:46,572 --> 00:02:47,808 (shouting) 44 00:02:48,309 --> 00:02:49,376 Motherfucker! 45 00:02:49,509 --> 00:02:51,278 (tires screeching) 46 00:02:51,412 --> 00:02:54,014 (speaking Spanish) 47 00:02:56,116 --> 00:02:57,985 (elephant trumpets) 48 00:03:03,456 --> 00:03:05,059 (elephant groaning) 49 00:03:13,566 --> 00:03:15,568 (speaking Spanish) 50 00:03:22,176 --> 00:03:25,145 Good evening, Officer. What exactly is going on here? 51 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:29,249 Um, well, we're... I work for Don Wallach, 52 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:32,052 and we're transporting the entertainment for a party at his house. 53 00:03:32,186 --> 00:03:33,320 (elephant trumpets) 54 00:03:33,454 --> 00:03:35,422 That's an elephant. 55 00:03:35,555 --> 00:03:37,024 Yes, sir. You got a permit? 56 00:03:37,157 --> 00:03:39,625 Um, I didn't know we needed one. 57 00:03:39,759 --> 00:03:41,829 Can't drive an elephant without a permit. 58 00:03:41,962 --> 00:03:44,031 Could you make an exception? 59 00:03:47,001 --> 00:03:49,136 How's the guest list looking for tonight? 60 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:54,375 It's impressive. Hmm. 61 00:03:54,507 --> 00:03:56,210 What kind of stars are we talking about? 62 00:03:58,711 --> 00:04:00,981 Someone said Garbo, I think. Oh, yeah? 63 00:04:01,115 --> 00:04:02,682 Yeah. I mean, that's what I heard. 64 00:04:02,816 --> 00:04:04,385 So, we're talking an elephant, plus Garbo, 65 00:04:04,517 --> 00:04:06,453 plus others tonight at Don Wallach's house, is that right? 66 00:04:06,586 --> 00:04:08,822 That's right. Sounds like the best party in town. 67 00:04:08,956 --> 00:04:12,793 My cousin Benny lives in Reseda with his wife and kids. I'll see if they're free. 68 00:04:15,162 --> 00:04:15,996 (elephant groans) 69 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:18,765 Who the fuck are all these people? 70 00:04:19,532 --> 00:04:20,968 (in Spanish) Don't ask. 71 00:04:21,101 --> 00:04:23,237 (on recording) ♫ One, two, three, hey ♫ 72 00:04:23,370 --> 00:04:25,772 (upbeat jazz music playing) 73 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:35,315 (person laughing) 74 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,462 (laughing continues) 75 00:04:48,594 --> 00:04:50,397 Does Piggy like that? 76 00:04:50,531 --> 00:04:52,833 (laughing) It tickles. 77 00:04:54,001 --> 00:04:56,702 Playtime with potty time! 78 00:04:56,837 --> 00:04:59,373 (people chattering, laughing) José! José! 79 00:04:59,506 --> 00:05:03,911 Can you ask Wallach to give us more King Bubbly, por favor? 80 00:05:04,044 --> 00:05:07,214 Okay. (laughing) (speaking Spanish) 81 00:05:07,347 --> 00:05:09,683 (band playing jazz) 82 00:05:20,161 --> 00:05:22,030 (clamoring) 83 00:05:45,686 --> 00:05:47,288 (glass shatters) 84 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:09,878 (clamoring, laughing) 85 00:06:14,549 --> 00:06:16,284 (glass shatters) 86 00:06:21,456 --> 00:06:22,723 (snorting) 87 00:06:32,867 --> 00:06:35,136 (guest moaning) 88 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:38,206 Would you mind showing me to the upstairs powder room, my dear boy? 89 00:06:38,339 --> 00:06:39,908 Sure. Uh, it's here down the hall. 90 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:41,943 No! No, no, upstairs. 91 00:06:42,076 --> 00:06:44,711 The stairs are very steep, I think. I can be carried. 92 00:06:44,846 --> 00:06:48,682 Evening, Madame. Lovely to see you. I have to steal him, I'm afraid. 93 00:06:48,816 --> 00:06:50,652 What did you say to Elinor? Who? 94 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,787 Elinor St. John. Never speak to her. 95 00:06:52,921 --> 00:06:55,623 If she ever talks to you again, pretend like you don't understand English. 96 00:06:55,756 --> 00:06:59,093 The chicken stole my fucking coke! Go fucking get it! Get it! 97 00:06:59,227 --> 00:07:01,362 Give it to me! (chicken clucking) 98 00:07:02,729 --> 00:07:06,201 So, upstairs is where Don keeps his underage girls, then? 99 00:07:06,334 --> 00:07:07,936 (in Spanish) I don't speak English! 100 00:07:12,607 --> 00:07:14,943 (music stops) (grunting) 101 00:07:15,076 --> 00:07:16,978 (chicken squawking) 102 00:07:20,114 --> 00:07:21,416 (sighs) 103 00:07:30,592 --> 00:07:32,193 (lighter clicks) 104 00:07:36,931 --> 00:07:39,467 (shouting, laughing continues) 105 00:07:46,140 --> 00:07:48,509 Well, that came out of fucking nowhere. 106 00:07:48,643 --> 00:07:51,713 You'll have to pay for that, ma'am. Oh. Okay. 107 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:54,082 Uh, who are you? I'm security. 108 00:07:54,983 --> 00:07:56,618 You're kind of shitty at your job. 109 00:07:56,750 --> 00:07:59,254 You have statues coming out of nowhere, everywhere you fucking turn. 110 00:07:59,387 --> 00:08:01,289 You're very lucky I don't report you. 111 00:08:01,422 --> 00:08:03,925 Where do you think you're going, ma'am? I'm going inside. 112 00:08:04,058 --> 00:08:05,759 I'm Nellie LaRoy, dummy. 113 00:08:05,893 --> 00:08:07,662 There's no "Nellie LaRoy" on the list. 114 00:08:07,795 --> 00:08:09,564 Okay, well, I think... Come here. 115 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:13,134 I think what's happened is my assistant has put me under my stage name, 116 00:08:13,268 --> 00:08:14,969 Billie Dove. You're not Billie Dove. 117 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:17,305 Okay, what the fuck is your prob... What is your name? 118 00:08:17,438 --> 00:08:19,574 What is your precinct? I'm a security guard. 119 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:22,043 We don't have precincts, ma'am. You're about to not have a job, fucko! 120 00:08:22,176 --> 00:08:23,678 Listen, I know you wish you were Billie Dove... 121 00:08:23,811 --> 00:08:26,414 I think you wish you were eating my asshole! Nellie LaRoy? 122 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:28,116 They're waiting for you. 123 00:08:38,993 --> 00:08:40,194 I'm Manuel. 124 00:08:41,863 --> 00:08:43,264 I'm Manuel. 125 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:44,432 I heard ya. 126 00:08:46,801 --> 00:08:48,303 Oh, I didn't need your help. 127 00:08:48,436 --> 00:08:49,704 Oh, no? Nope. 128 00:08:49,837 --> 00:08:51,973 Billie Dove? Why not? 129 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,208 She's kind of a big star. 130 00:08:54,342 --> 00:08:56,744 Well, in 30 years she won't be a big star anymore 131 00:08:56,878 --> 00:09:00,181 and she can tell her grandkids Nellie LaRoy once used her name. 132 00:09:00,315 --> 00:09:02,684 Besides, I'm already a star. 133 00:09:02,817 --> 00:09:05,053 - Ah, you are? - (chuckles) Yeah. 134 00:09:05,186 --> 00:09:07,288 What have you been in? Nothing yet. 135 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,223 Who's your contract with? Don't have one. 136 00:09:09,357 --> 00:09:11,492 Okay, I think you want to become a star. 137 00:09:11,626 --> 00:09:14,829 Honey, you don't become a star. You either are one or you ain't. 138 00:09:14,962 --> 00:09:16,197 I am. 139 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:20,568 Oh, great. 140 00:09:23,404 --> 00:09:25,506 Do you know where I can find some drugs? 141 00:09:28,042 --> 00:09:30,445 (upbeat jazz music playing) 142 00:09:30,578 --> 00:09:32,547 (crowd cheering) 143 00:09:35,516 --> 00:09:37,852 We're supposed to just keep playing? That's the idea. 144 00:09:37,985 --> 00:09:40,588 It's gonna come through the front and just kind of stomp around. 145 00:09:40,722 --> 00:09:42,957 Are you serious? Just stay out of its way. 146 00:09:43,091 --> 00:09:44,625 You know I can't afford to get injured, Joe. 147 00:09:44,759 --> 00:09:46,394 Will you shut the fuck up? What? 148 00:09:46,527 --> 00:09:48,196 You heard me, you whiny bitch. Excuse me? 149 00:09:48,329 --> 00:09:50,164 Come on, you guys. You see how he just talks to me? 150 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,567 I talk to you like this because every time we play in these, 151 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,102 you playing fucking flat. 152 00:09:54,235 --> 00:09:56,537 If that elephant drop its elephant ass on your face, 153 00:09:56,671 --> 00:09:58,940 maybe you'd be home long enough to fucking practice. 154 00:09:59,073 --> 00:10:00,641 I practice nine hours a day, you fuck. 155 00:10:00,776 --> 00:10:03,544 Yeah, yeah, but I mean on saxophone, not cocksucking. (laughs) 156 00:10:03,678 --> 00:10:04,946 (cheering) 157 00:10:05,079 --> 00:10:06,748 I don't have fucking time for this! 158 00:10:06,881 --> 00:10:08,649 (person) Wake up, wake up, wake up! 159 00:10:08,784 --> 00:10:09,818 What a goddamn mess. 160 00:10:09,951 --> 00:10:11,886 We were just having fun! (sobbing) 161 00:10:12,019 --> 00:10:14,088 Tell it to Wallach. Wake up, wake up. 162 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:17,492 Where's the Mexican? Wake up, wake up. 163 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,895 Morphine, opium, ether, heroin, coke. 164 00:10:21,028 --> 00:10:22,897 And Louis XIV sat on that. 165 00:10:24,899 --> 00:10:29,370 (guest) ...pretend that everything's fine inside when all I feel is this void. 166 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,239 And all I do is I give and I give! Pedro! 167 00:10:31,372 --> 00:10:33,641 And you, I don't even know, where are you? Where are you? 168 00:10:33,776 --> 00:10:36,911 (speaking Italian) Stop speaking fucking Italian! 169 00:10:37,044 --> 00:10:39,013 (speaking Italian) 170 00:10:39,147 --> 00:10:40,883 No. No, it's not. 171 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,317 I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you. Do you understand? 172 00:10:43,451 --> 00:10:46,855 (speaking Italian) Our marriage is in trouble. I am unhappy! 173 00:10:46,988 --> 00:10:49,223 Stop it! You are not fucking Italian! 174 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,827 You are from fucking Shawnee, you goddamn fraud! 175 00:10:51,993 --> 00:10:53,461 (speaking Italian) Say one more word. 176 00:10:53,594 --> 00:10:55,864 Say one more word in Italian, and I will divorce you. 177 00:10:55,997 --> 00:10:58,933 One more. Okay. Okay. 178 00:11:03,504 --> 00:11:06,107 (speaking Italian) Get the fuck out! 179 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,911 - Get the fuck out of the car! Go! - (chuckling) Ah! Hey! 180 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:12,180 Get out! Go! (speaking Italian) 181 00:11:12,313 --> 00:11:13,849 (sighs) (engine starts) 182 00:11:13,981 --> 00:11:15,316 I want a divorce. 183 00:11:19,922 --> 00:11:21,389 (speaking Italian) 184 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,001 Morning, Dale. Evening, Mr. Conrad. 185 00:11:34,135 --> 00:11:35,369 Evening. 186 00:11:40,107 --> 00:11:41,877 (band continues playing) 187 00:11:42,009 --> 00:11:43,411 - Jack! Jack! - (guest) Oh, my God! J.C.! 188 00:11:43,544 --> 00:11:45,313 Natalie! It's been forever! 189 00:11:45,446 --> 00:11:47,850 Yeah. I've been saying it since Wally Reid. 190 00:11:47,982 --> 00:11:49,550 Who needs royalty anymore? Madame. 191 00:11:49,684 --> 00:11:52,386 Dearest Jacky boy, we need to talk! I have a good story for you. 192 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,589 I have your face tattooed on my back. Well, look at that. 193 00:11:54,722 --> 00:11:56,424 Jack, for fuck's sake, I've been trying you all week. 194 00:11:56,557 --> 00:11:58,559 Will you just fucking call me back? (speaking Italian) 195 00:11:58,693 --> 00:12:04,732 Come here, you moola-minting money machine motherfucker! 196 00:12:04,867 --> 00:12:07,401 Jack, is it okay to grab one? Hey, Charlie. How's the missus? 197 00:12:07,535 --> 00:12:09,737 I think she left me. Hey, me too! Congrats! 198 00:12:09,872 --> 00:12:11,874 Are you okay with March 17th for the premiere? 199 00:12:12,006 --> 00:12:13,674 No, 18th. Thursdays are always classier. 200 00:12:13,809 --> 00:12:16,611 Hey, send Charlie a bottle of bourbon and get ahold of his negative 201 00:12:16,744 --> 00:12:19,547 and make sure I don't look too shiny. Yes, Mr. Conrad. 202 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,417 No Mrs. Conrad tonight? 203 00:12:23,551 --> 00:12:24,719 Mmm. 204 00:12:24,853 --> 00:12:25,921 Mm-mmm. 205 00:12:26,053 --> 00:12:27,421 Mm-mmm. 206 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:33,694 Oh. 207 00:12:33,829 --> 00:12:35,329 I'm sorry. (chuckles) 208 00:12:36,197 --> 00:12:37,598 I think we have a problem. 209 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:40,969 We do? Yep. 210 00:12:41,102 --> 00:12:44,105 This table only has one bottle, and we're gonna need eight. 211 00:12:44,238 --> 00:12:45,706 We're also gonna need two gin rickeys, 212 00:12:45,841 --> 00:12:48,810 an orange blossom with brandy, three French 75s. 213 00:12:48,944 --> 00:12:50,745 Can you do a Corpse Reviver? 214 00:12:50,879 --> 00:12:55,750 Gin, lemon, triple sec and Kina Lillet with a dash of absinthe. 215 00:12:55,884 --> 00:12:57,285 Two of those. Two of those. 216 00:12:57,418 --> 00:12:59,720 Okay. Two gin rickeys, uh, three French... 217 00:12:59,855 --> 00:13:02,557 You didn't have to do that, you know, to get my attention. 218 00:13:06,127 --> 00:13:07,495 I am so sorry, Mr. Conrad. 219 00:13:07,628 --> 00:13:08,931 I want... What's your name? 220 00:13:09,697 --> 00:13:13,434 Jen. I just wanted you to look my way. 221 00:13:15,069 --> 00:13:17,238 Jen, I'd always look your way. 222 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,811 (driver) Sir, George won't come out of the car. 223 00:13:22,945 --> 00:13:26,514 He's insisting I drive him off the nearest cliff. 224 00:13:27,816 --> 00:13:28,850 Right. 225 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:30,718 Be right back. 226 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,057 She said no, huh? 227 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,391 (crying) After all we've been through. 228 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:41,262 Well, to be fair, George, you did just meet her a week ago. 229 00:13:42,263 --> 00:13:44,032 What we had was special, goddamn it. 230 00:13:44,165 --> 00:13:47,903 I know, buddy, but you're not gonna kill yourself over it. 231 00:13:48,736 --> 00:13:51,238 Save the ring and come on inside. 232 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,474 There's a girl asking after ya. 233 00:13:53,608 --> 00:13:54,675 (sniffles) 234 00:13:55,743 --> 00:13:56,744 Yeah? 235 00:13:57,311 --> 00:13:58,981 That's right. 236 00:13:59,113 --> 00:14:01,216 (crashing) (guests cheering) 237 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,686 There you go, buddy. 238 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:10,125 Who's the girl? A goddess. 239 00:14:10,258 --> 00:14:12,227 (snorts, clears throat) 240 00:14:13,428 --> 00:14:14,730 No Paris for me. 241 00:14:14,864 --> 00:14:16,398 I'm good. What? 242 00:14:17,165 --> 00:14:18,567 You've never done cocaine? 243 00:14:19,635 --> 00:14:21,838 (scoffs) Of course I've done cocaine. 244 00:14:21,971 --> 00:14:24,974 Well? I do cocaine all the time. I just, uh... 245 00:14:25,108 --> 00:14:27,175 Don't make me do it alone. 246 00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:31,246 Okay, I'll do a little. Whatever. (chuckles) 247 00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:32,481 I don't care. 248 00:14:32,614 --> 00:14:33,916 I don't know, maybe Niagara Falls. 249 00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:36,752 You know, "Roy," actually, in French, means "king." 250 00:14:36,886 --> 00:14:39,755 And I added the "La," so it's "Nellie the King." 251 00:14:39,889 --> 00:14:41,156 I made that up. 252 00:14:41,289 --> 00:14:43,659 What about you? Where would you go? Sorry? 253 00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:47,629 (sniffs) If you could go anywhere in the whole world, where would you go? 254 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,533 (coughs) Uh, anywhere. 255 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,402 I don't know. Um... 256 00:14:53,535 --> 00:14:55,437 I always wanted to go on a movie set. 257 00:14:55,570 --> 00:14:57,673 Yeah? Yeah. A movie set. 258 00:14:57,807 --> 00:14:59,508 Tell me why. 259 00:14:59,641 --> 00:15:01,778 Why? Yeah, tell me why. 260 00:15:01,911 --> 00:15:03,378 All right, um... 261 00:15:03,512 --> 00:15:05,747 I don't know why. I wanna go on a movie set too. 262 00:15:05,882 --> 00:15:10,086 Why? I just want to be part of something bigger, I guess. 263 00:15:10,218 --> 00:15:11,553 Bigger than what? 264 00:15:12,254 --> 00:15:13,689 Bigger than this. 265 00:15:13,823 --> 00:15:16,358 Bigger than my life. Bigger than scooping elephant shit. 266 00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:18,360 Bigger. Better. Important. 267 00:15:18,493 --> 00:15:21,164 Something important. To be part of something important. 268 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,298 Something that lasts, that means something. 269 00:15:23,432 --> 00:15:24,733 I love that answer. 270 00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:26,836 Making movies. I want to go on a movie set too. 271 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:30,706 Or at least I want to be there, work there, learn there. I don't know. 272 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,809 I just love watching movies, you know? 273 00:15:32,942 --> 00:15:34,609 I love watching movies too. You sit there. 274 00:15:34,743 --> 00:15:37,546 And you're watching the movie and... And you escape. 275 00:15:37,679 --> 00:15:39,748 You don't have to be in your own shitty fucking life. 276 00:15:39,882 --> 00:15:42,384 Exactly! Exactly! You can be in their life. 277 00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:44,120 Or wherever! Or wherever! 278 00:15:44,252 --> 00:15:46,455 You can be in the fucking Wild West! You can be in fucking space! 279 00:15:46,588 --> 00:15:48,356 You can be like a gangster. 280 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,960 And people dance in movies and people die in movies. 281 00:15:51,094 --> 00:15:53,462 And they're not really dead. It's fucking amazing. 282 00:15:53,595 --> 00:15:56,231 They're not really dead. Like literally, kill me. 283 00:15:56,933 --> 00:15:58,333 Pow! (laughing) 284 00:15:58,467 --> 00:16:01,470 And nothing happened, for real, but at the same time, 285 00:16:01,603 --> 00:16:04,339 it's something even more important than life. 286 00:16:04,473 --> 00:16:08,577 You can feel it. Like... I don't know. Movies are sad sometimes. 287 00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:10,445 Movies are fucking happy. They make you feel something. 288 00:16:10,579 --> 00:16:13,850 One day, you and me, we're gonna be on a movie set. 289 00:16:13,983 --> 00:16:15,985 We can have lunch together. Yeah, for sure. 290 00:16:16,119 --> 00:16:18,320 I don't know what I'm going to do yet. It'll be just you and me. 291 00:16:18,453 --> 00:16:20,255 Yeah, you and me. Yeah. 292 00:16:20,388 --> 00:16:22,024 You know, you're not bad-looking. 293 00:16:23,325 --> 00:16:24,426 Thank you. 294 00:16:24,559 --> 00:16:27,096 And now, the Rose Petal... (drumroll) 295 00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:29,132 ...of the Rising Sun... 296 00:16:29,264 --> 00:16:33,301 Miss Lady Fay Zhu! 297 00:16:33,435 --> 00:16:36,304 (all cheering) 298 00:16:39,407 --> 00:16:41,409 (announcer) Shh. 299 00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:44,847 (cheering stops) 300 00:16:53,522 --> 00:16:56,424 ♫ There's one pet I like to pet ♫ 301 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,593 (cheering, whistling) 302 00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,730 ♫ Every evening we get set ♫ 303 00:17:03,465 --> 00:17:06,635 ♫ I stroke it Every chance I get ♫ 304 00:17:06,768 --> 00:17:10,438 ♫ It's my girl's ♫ 305 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,875 ♫ Pussy ♫ (cheering) 306 00:17:13,009 --> 00:17:16,045 ♫ Seldom plays and never purrs ♫ 307 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:20,515 ♫ And I love The thoughts it stirs ♫ 308 00:17:20,649 --> 00:17:22,151 (audience member whistles) 309 00:17:22,285 --> 00:17:25,453 ♫ But I don't mind Because it's hers ♫ 310 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:29,658 ♫ It's my girl's pussy ♫ 311 00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:31,560 (cheering) 312 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:38,567 (whistling) 313 00:18:20,343 --> 00:18:24,347 ♫ 'Cause I'll do anything For my sweet pet ♫ 314 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:27,283 ♫ She works me to a sweat ♫ (audience applauding) 315 00:18:27,415 --> 00:18:29,819 ♫ And that's hard to do ♫ 316 00:18:29,952 --> 00:18:32,520 ♫ I must first Remove my gloves ♫ 317 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:36,491 ♫ When stroking my girl's ♫ 318 00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:37,626 ♫ Pussy ♫ 319 00:18:37,759 --> 00:18:40,695 (music ends) (audience cheering) 320 00:18:43,431 --> 00:18:46,202 Lady Fay, Lady Fay, come stai? 321 00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:50,306 Fine. Didn't get the part, but writing the titles on it. 322 00:18:50,438 --> 00:18:53,843 I'm stuck doing another costume picture, and my wife's divorcing me. 323 00:18:53,976 --> 00:18:55,344 Want to trade? 324 00:18:55,477 --> 00:18:56,913 No. Eh... 325 00:19:00,016 --> 00:19:01,616 That woman is something, you know? 326 00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:04,253 She was completely honest with me. 327 00:19:04,387 --> 00:19:05,788 Your wife? 328 00:19:05,922 --> 00:19:07,189 God, no. My... 329 00:19:10,026 --> 00:19:12,594 Jen. The, uh... 330 00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:16,866 Ah. Listen, I need a favor. 331 00:19:16,999 --> 00:19:19,835 You know my old friend George over there? 332 00:19:19,969 --> 00:19:21,971 I wonder if you'd go talk to him. 333 00:19:22,104 --> 00:19:25,341 Tell him you were asking after him. 334 00:19:25,473 --> 00:19:27,276 That sad man over there? 335 00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:28,576 Yeah. 336 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,046 Listen, I'm not asking you to fuck him. 337 00:19:30,179 --> 00:19:32,214 Just, you know, make him... (cow moos) 338 00:19:33,149 --> 00:19:35,450 ...feel special. 339 00:19:36,419 --> 00:19:37,820 Hmm? 340 00:19:40,455 --> 00:19:41,791 Okay. 341 00:19:41,924 --> 00:19:43,793 (kisses, speaking Cantonese) 342 00:19:43,926 --> 00:19:46,362 Don't speak Cantonese to me. All right. 343 00:19:46,528 --> 00:19:48,431 Oh, I love this song! 344 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:51,499 (up-tempo jazz music playing) 345 00:20:42,485 --> 00:20:44,552 (rhythmic chanting) 346 00:20:47,823 --> 00:20:49,792 (crowd cheering) 347 00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,638 (music continues playing) 348 00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:37,840 (cheering) 349 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,029 (cheering continues) 350 00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:06,668 (rhythmic chanting) 351 00:22:09,271 --> 00:22:11,739 You! I've been looking all over for you. 352 00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:13,843 We got a serious fucking situation. 353 00:22:13,976 --> 00:22:16,579 There's no exit except down the main staircase. 354 00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:18,180 Nothing in the back? No. 355 00:22:18,314 --> 00:22:20,682 You gotta go through the ballroom. Everyone will see her. 356 00:22:20,816 --> 00:22:22,918 Is there a doctor? No. 357 00:22:23,052 --> 00:22:25,054 They're all high down there. Maybe they won't care. 358 00:22:25,187 --> 00:22:27,857 If we take her out now... Somebody will care! 359 00:22:27,990 --> 00:22:30,926 She's a fucking kid, and she looks like she's dead. 360 00:22:36,698 --> 00:22:38,100 We use the elephant. 361 00:22:42,037 --> 00:22:43,339 We bring him through the front. 362 00:22:43,472 --> 00:22:47,009 Everyone will look at him. No one will look at her. 363 00:22:50,212 --> 00:22:52,348 It's only 2:00. Don wanted to save the elephant. 364 00:22:54,484 --> 00:22:56,186 Fine. Get the wrangler. 365 00:22:56,319 --> 00:22:59,589 Jimmy, you carry the girl with me. Then you drive her to the hospital. 366 00:22:59,722 --> 00:23:02,325 Doubt she'll be able to work tomorrow. That's her fucking problem. 367 00:23:02,459 --> 00:23:04,895 No. She's in the bar scene in Maid's Off. 368 00:23:09,732 --> 00:23:12,035 Yeah. Jane Thornton, that's her. 369 00:23:12,169 --> 00:23:14,104 Bar shoots tomorrow, doesn't it? 370 00:23:14,670 --> 00:23:15,906 Yes. 371 00:23:17,340 --> 00:23:20,243 (shouts) Who the fuck invited her? 372 00:23:21,211 --> 00:23:22,345 (guest) Um... 373 00:23:23,446 --> 00:23:24,747 I did. 374 00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:27,050 You blimp motherfucker, piece of fat fucking shit! 375 00:23:27,184 --> 00:23:29,152 It was her first film. She wanted to celebrate. 376 00:23:29,286 --> 00:23:31,054 I'll fucking... You doughboy! 377 00:23:31,188 --> 00:23:33,323 You fuckhead motherfucking Humpty Dumpty! (grunting, screaming) 378 00:23:33,456 --> 00:23:35,659 Bob, come on! Bob! I'm gonna cut you up! 379 00:23:35,792 --> 00:23:38,328 No, Bob! Don't leave me! Fuck! 380 00:23:38,461 --> 00:23:40,230 (cheering) 381 00:23:45,635 --> 00:23:46,702 (screams) 382 00:23:46,836 --> 00:23:48,905 (cheering continues) 383 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:50,974 Her. 384 00:23:51,107 --> 00:23:53,843 Whoever she is. We go with her tomorrow. 385 00:24:02,152 --> 00:24:03,687 (elephant trumpeting) (all clamoring) 386 00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:05,355 (guest) What the fuck? 387 00:24:07,357 --> 00:24:10,227 (screaming) 388 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,330 (elephant groaning) 389 00:24:18,835 --> 00:24:21,338 Come on! Come on, baby! 390 00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:24,908 (glass shatters) 391 00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:28,912 (elephant trumpets) (screaming) 392 00:24:29,613 --> 00:24:32,115 (glass shatters) (trumpets) 393 00:24:32,249 --> 00:24:34,517 Right here! I'm right here! 394 00:24:39,823 --> 00:24:41,458 (music ends) 395 00:24:42,092 --> 00:24:45,862 (band playing quietly) 396 00:24:45,996 --> 00:24:47,897 (elephant trumpets) 397 00:25:09,519 --> 00:25:11,187 (glass clatters) 398 00:25:20,130 --> 00:25:23,300 Yeah. All right, Kapitän. 399 00:25:24,567 --> 00:25:27,771 Just one more drink for old time's sake. 400 00:25:27,904 --> 00:25:29,139 Sir? 401 00:25:30,173 --> 00:25:33,143 I just want to say thank you for the work. 402 00:25:33,276 --> 00:25:37,013 And I was wondering if perhaps, next time, 403 00:25:37,147 --> 00:25:41,951 you or Mr. Wallach might have something for me on a set? 404 00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:44,487 I'll do anything. 405 00:25:44,621 --> 00:25:47,090 I can paint, I can cook, I can clean, I can do coffee... 406 00:25:47,223 --> 00:25:49,326 You're where you belong. 407 00:25:53,697 --> 00:25:55,198 Okay. Thank you. 408 00:25:56,232 --> 00:25:58,635 Nellie: Ooh. I'm gonna raise you. 409 00:26:00,103 --> 00:26:03,940 Jimmy: You need to be on set in three hours. You'd better get some sleep. 410 00:26:04,741 --> 00:26:06,343 (laughs) 411 00:26:06,476 --> 00:26:08,678 Gentlemen. You have a good night, Nellie. 412 00:26:08,813 --> 00:26:09,879 (poker player) Congratulations. 413 00:26:10,013 --> 00:26:11,247 (Nellie squeals) 414 00:26:11,381 --> 00:26:12,916 Manny! 415 00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:14,884 Ain't life grand? 416 00:26:15,018 --> 00:26:16,920 (laughing) 417 00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,027 (screams) 418 00:26:25,195 --> 00:26:27,430 Oh, if they could see me now! 419 00:26:27,564 --> 00:26:33,069 All the cunts in Lafayette called me the ugliest mutt in the neighborhood. 420 00:26:33,203 --> 00:26:35,840 Well, let them see me now! 421 00:26:35,972 --> 00:26:38,174 Can you believe this, Manny? 422 00:26:39,109 --> 00:26:41,878 Hey, Josie! Hey, Nana! 423 00:26:42,011 --> 00:26:46,784 Why don't you kiss my royal Angeleno hooch? 424 00:26:46,916 --> 00:26:48,151 Nellie. 425 00:26:48,284 --> 00:26:49,919 (laughs) 426 00:26:52,655 --> 00:26:54,591 (in Spanish) I think I'm in love with you. 427 00:26:59,262 --> 00:27:01,931 (car door opens, closes) 428 00:27:02,632 --> 00:27:04,334 (engine starts) 429 00:27:05,168 --> 00:27:06,503 Night night, honey. 430 00:27:07,504 --> 00:27:08,938 (crashes) 431 00:27:09,672 --> 00:27:10,940 Don't worry about that. 432 00:27:11,074 --> 00:27:13,009 The car is not mine. 433 00:27:26,756 --> 00:27:29,092 Chico. Hey, Chico! 434 00:27:30,393 --> 00:27:31,995 Jack Conrad's passed out. 435 00:27:32,128 --> 00:27:34,297 Use one of Wallach's cars to take him home. 436 00:27:52,115 --> 00:27:55,318 Señor? Sir? Uh, do you have keys? (grunts) 437 00:27:55,452 --> 00:27:58,421 Yeah. I have keys. (speaking Spanish) 438 00:28:00,957 --> 00:28:02,392 (speaking Spanish) 439 00:28:03,426 --> 00:28:05,462 (grunting) 440 00:28:05,962 --> 00:28:07,597 (Jack snoring) 441 00:28:10,868 --> 00:28:14,070 (grunts) (cackling) 442 00:28:15,873 --> 00:28:17,073 Damn it. (door opens) 443 00:28:17,207 --> 00:28:19,442 Ah, musica. Musica? 444 00:28:19,576 --> 00:28:20,510 Huh? 445 00:28:20,643 --> 00:28:21,779 Sì. Sì. 446 00:28:21,912 --> 00:28:24,013 (opera music playing on radio) 447 00:28:24,147 --> 00:28:25,081 (sighs) 448 00:28:25,215 --> 00:28:28,184 (singing along in Italian) 449 00:28:28,318 --> 00:28:32,455 Imagine me at the opera? That would've made Ina's folks happy. 450 00:28:33,556 --> 00:28:34,792 (sighs) 451 00:28:34,925 --> 00:28:36,726 (music continues playing) 452 00:28:36,861 --> 00:28:38,528 Well, if you'll excuse me... 453 00:28:38,661 --> 00:28:41,130 (singing in Italian) 454 00:28:41,264 --> 00:28:43,066 (water running) 455 00:28:43,199 --> 00:28:46,603 (singing continues) 456 00:28:46,736 --> 00:28:48,538 See my point? Come on. 457 00:28:48,671 --> 00:28:51,140 (singing in Italian) 458 00:28:52,075 --> 00:28:53,710 Ina's mom always said, 459 00:28:53,844 --> 00:28:56,613 "I don't see how you can marry someone who paints his face." 460 00:29:05,121 --> 00:29:06,756 You know what we gotta do? 461 00:29:08,993 --> 00:29:11,829 We gotta redefine the form. 462 00:29:11,962 --> 00:29:16,901 The man who puts gasoline in your tank goes to the movies why? 463 00:29:17,033 --> 00:29:18,903 Why? Why? 464 00:29:19,035 --> 00:29:21,638 Because he feels less alone there. 465 00:29:22,806 --> 00:29:25,542 Don't we owe him more than the same old shit? 466 00:29:25,675 --> 00:29:28,244 You got the guys in Europe with the twelve-tone. 467 00:29:28,378 --> 00:29:31,514 You got Bauhaus architecture. Fucking Bauhaus, you know? 468 00:29:31,648 --> 00:29:34,551 And we're still doing costume pictures? 469 00:29:36,419 --> 00:29:38,321 It's the dinosaurs, kid. 470 00:29:39,355 --> 00:29:41,090 It's the ones who go to Beverly Hills 471 00:29:41,224 --> 00:29:43,159 for meatballs and mint juleps 472 00:29:43,293 --> 00:29:45,395 to reminisce about the old days, 473 00:29:45,528 --> 00:29:49,465 when they can't see there's so much more to be done! 474 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,569 (blows) 475 00:29:52,702 --> 00:29:55,705 We've got to innovate. We've got to inspire. 476 00:29:55,839 --> 00:29:59,475 We got to dream beyond these pesky shells of flesh and bone. 477 00:29:59,609 --> 00:30:03,513 Map those dreams onto celluloid and print them into history. 478 00:30:03,646 --> 00:30:07,216 Turn today into tomorrow so that tomorrow's lonely man 479 00:30:07,350 --> 00:30:09,285 may look up at that flickering screen 480 00:30:09,419 --> 00:30:12,056 and say for the very first time, 481 00:30:12,188 --> 00:30:15,325 "Eureka! I am not alone!" 482 00:30:16,192 --> 00:30:17,694 (sighs) 483 00:30:18,528 --> 00:30:19,562 Yeah. 484 00:30:20,663 --> 00:30:22,866 (crashing) 485 00:30:25,936 --> 00:30:27,570 (gasping) 486 00:30:32,508 --> 00:30:33,242 (shouts) 487 00:30:33,376 --> 00:30:34,845 (exhales) (Jack grunts) 488 00:30:34,979 --> 00:30:36,746 (sighs, spits) 489 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,549 And I'm going to bed. 490 00:30:40,650 --> 00:30:41,751 (sighs) 491 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,355 (groans) 492 00:30:46,456 --> 00:30:49,626 (opera continues playing) 493 00:31:01,237 --> 00:31:02,806 Jack: Hey, where'd you go? 494 00:31:02,940 --> 00:31:04,374 You need something? 495 00:31:04,507 --> 00:31:07,243 Yeah, I like you. I want you to take me to set today. 496 00:31:07,377 --> 00:31:08,912 I want you by my side. 497 00:31:11,115 --> 00:31:13,716 You okay with that? 498 00:31:13,851 --> 00:31:14,885 Sí. 499 00:31:16,619 --> 00:31:19,355 You ever been on a movie set before? 500 00:31:20,858 --> 00:31:21,892 No. 501 00:31:23,159 --> 00:31:24,727 You'll see. 502 00:31:25,762 --> 00:31:28,799 It's the most magical place in the world. 503 00:31:32,702 --> 00:31:34,337 (in Spanish) I've heard. 504 00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:47,850 {\an7}Improved by Sailor420 505 00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:47,850 {\an3}Hope you enjoy the sub-show 506 00:31:56,727 --> 00:31:57,829 (gasps) 507 00:32:00,131 --> 00:32:01,498 (groans) 508 00:32:03,767 --> 00:32:07,204 (chattering, children shouting in distance) 509 00:32:12,844 --> 00:32:14,745 (door opens) 510 00:32:17,982 --> 00:32:20,819 (speaking Cantonese) Liu. We could use your help. 511 00:32:20,952 --> 00:32:22,686 (speaks Cantonese) Ok, I'll be right there. 512 00:32:27,725 --> 00:32:28,759 Liu? 513 00:32:33,499 --> 00:32:35,834 Dad got last week's check? 514 00:32:36,794 --> 00:32:39,630 Yes. It was more this time. Thank you. 515 00:32:38,368 --> 00:32:40,205 (laughing) 516 00:32:40,337 --> 00:32:41,672 (launderer) Hole in shirt before. 517 00:32:41,806 --> 00:32:43,640 No, hole not in shirt before, you fucking coolie! 518 00:32:43,774 --> 00:32:45,877 I don't want a fucking discount! I... 519 00:32:53,218 --> 00:32:54,451 Are you... 520 00:32:55,887 --> 00:32:57,021 I am. 521 00:33:36,060 --> 00:33:37,361 (gasps) Morning! 522 00:33:37,494 --> 00:33:39,463 (panting) 523 00:33:39,596 --> 00:33:42,233 Time to go make a movie. 524 00:33:42,366 --> 00:33:43,868 (grunts) 525 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,009 (car door closes) 526 00:33:51,142 --> 00:33:54,311 (excited chattering) 527 00:33:56,114 --> 00:33:57,982 (shouting) 528 00:34:06,523 --> 00:34:08,759 (protestors chanting) 529 00:34:10,161 --> 00:34:11,528 (indistinct shouting) 530 00:34:11,662 --> 00:34:12,997 Maid's Off? Yeah. 531 00:34:13,131 --> 00:34:14,698 Come with me. 532 00:34:16,667 --> 00:34:19,436 (crew member) Higher! More! 533 00:34:22,106 --> 00:34:24,675 (drumming) 534 00:34:26,443 --> 00:34:28,079 (grunting) 535 00:34:30,281 --> 00:34:31,748 (shouting ferociously) 536 00:34:31,883 --> 00:34:34,953 Now go over, put it in the pot. Scream like a big, fat pig. 537 00:34:35,086 --> 00:34:37,021 All right. All right, all right! Yes! 538 00:34:37,155 --> 00:34:38,388 Go! 539 00:34:39,123 --> 00:34:43,360 (playing native music) 540 00:34:46,197 --> 00:34:48,099 (camel lows) 541 00:34:48,233 --> 00:34:50,534 (chattering) 542 00:34:51,836 --> 00:34:54,038 (shouting) 543 00:34:56,473 --> 00:34:58,508 More whiskey! More whiskey! 544 00:34:58,642 --> 00:35:01,946 Well, don't just fucking stand there! Get the fuck out of the shot! 545 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,782 (playing jazz) 546 00:35:06,550 --> 00:35:08,418 (camel grunts) 547 00:35:10,822 --> 00:35:14,558 Peanuts! Good for hangovers! 548 00:35:14,691 --> 00:35:16,928 You. You're new? You're new here? 549 00:35:17,061 --> 00:35:18,897 Your first bag is free. 550 00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:26,137 One bag or two? One. And you're paying this time? Thank you. 551 00:35:26,271 --> 00:35:27,504 Hurry the fuck up! 552 00:35:27,638 --> 00:35:29,807 Can you stop drinking? We are not shooting yet! 553 00:35:29,941 --> 00:35:31,943 Put down the fucking glasses! 554 00:35:34,078 --> 00:35:36,247 Who the fuck is this? I asked for the girl with the tits. 555 00:35:36,381 --> 00:35:38,049 This is who they found. 556 00:35:39,017 --> 00:35:40,952 What happened to the tits part? 557 00:35:41,085 --> 00:35:42,686 She OD'd. 558 00:35:44,322 --> 00:35:46,057 (groans loudly) 559 00:35:51,329 --> 00:35:54,198 Just go. Just go. Get her made up. 560 00:35:55,066 --> 00:35:56,267 Max! Yes. 561 00:35:56,401 --> 00:35:57,567 Just, uh, shoot the men or something. 562 00:35:57,701 --> 00:35:59,137 No tits? No tits. 563 00:35:59,270 --> 00:36:01,839 All right, no tits, everybody! We're shooting the men. 564 00:36:01,973 --> 00:36:05,009 (director) Diese Scheißen fucks! They are ruining my movie! 565 00:36:05,910 --> 00:36:07,845 I want them on camera in five minutes! 566 00:36:07,979 --> 00:36:09,881 Otto, please, please. Jack's arriving. 567 00:36:10,014 --> 00:36:11,581 (tires screech) 568 00:36:11,715 --> 00:36:13,318 What about pancakes? 569 00:36:13,450 --> 00:36:15,920 Do you heat the syrup or do you let the pancake do the warming? 570 00:36:16,054 --> 00:36:19,489 (groans) Heat the syrup? I agree! 571 00:36:19,623 --> 00:36:21,458 Ha. That there is George Munn, 572 00:36:21,591 --> 00:36:24,862 best producer in the biz and my oldest pal. 573 00:36:24,996 --> 00:36:26,931 Set patrol over there is Jim Kidd. 574 00:36:27,065 --> 00:36:30,534 Legend of the Wild West who made his name killing Apaches. 575 00:36:30,667 --> 00:36:32,337 - Lives in Brentwood now. - Otto: This is bullshit! 576 00:36:32,469 --> 00:36:35,273 Georgie, what's up Von Cheeseburger's ass today? (sighs) 577 00:36:35,406 --> 00:36:38,575 The extras want to renegotiate their pay... you motherfucker! 578 00:36:38,709 --> 00:36:40,744 Huh. I do not care if the extras are revolting! 579 00:36:40,878 --> 00:36:42,880 Well, put the kid on it. 580 00:36:43,014 --> 00:36:45,383 The kid? Yeah, the kid. The Mexican I brought. 581 00:36:45,515 --> 00:36:47,251 He's great. What's your name? 582 00:36:47,385 --> 00:36:49,287 - Me? Manuel. - Otto: Bullshit! 583 00:36:49,420 --> 00:36:52,390 Right, Manuel. Manuel's great! Put Manuel on it. 584 00:36:52,522 --> 00:36:54,459 You have experience with strikes? 585 00:36:54,591 --> 00:36:57,095 Um... yes. 586 00:36:57,627 --> 00:36:58,796 Okay, good. 587 00:36:58,930 --> 00:37:00,465 Well, these are all junkies from Skid Row, 588 00:37:00,597 --> 00:37:02,632 - so they're pretty violent. - Otto: ...you fucking assholes! 589 00:37:03,734 --> 00:37:05,003 Who are you? 590 00:37:05,136 --> 00:37:07,405 That's the cocksucker they sent to screw us! 591 00:37:07,537 --> 00:37:11,109 Gentlemen, I believe you all agreed to a day's work. 592 00:37:11,242 --> 00:37:14,812 And I believe I agreed to ram this knife up the asshole 593 00:37:14,946 --> 00:37:17,348 of the first faggot they sent over! 594 00:37:17,482 --> 00:37:19,583 (strikers cheering) (speaking Spanish) 595 00:37:19,716 --> 00:37:22,420 This is where you kiss the apparition, ja? 596 00:37:22,552 --> 00:37:23,855 Ja. 597 00:37:23,988 --> 00:37:25,823 She has led you to your destiny through fate, 598 00:37:25,957 --> 00:37:28,625 through your lifetime to this moment, ja? Mm-hmm. 599 00:37:28,759 --> 00:37:30,194 Very good, ja? Ja. 600 00:37:30,328 --> 00:37:32,430 I'm gonna play it adagio. 601 00:37:32,562 --> 00:37:35,900 You know, for the music and the poetry. 602 00:37:36,034 --> 00:37:38,036 All art aspires to music. 603 00:37:38,169 --> 00:37:39,504 I like it. Yeah. 604 00:37:39,636 --> 00:37:41,239 Sandwich! 605 00:37:41,372 --> 00:37:42,907 What is this dolly doing here? 606 00:37:43,041 --> 00:37:45,943 (strikers shouting angrily) 607 00:37:46,077 --> 00:37:48,612 Sir! Sir, sir! Sir, can I borrow that? 608 00:37:48,745 --> 00:37:51,149 (gunshot) Manuel: All right, you motherfuckers! 609 00:37:51,282 --> 00:37:55,520 Any of you don't work gets a bullet in the fucking skull! 610 00:37:55,652 --> 00:37:56,720 (gunfire) 611 00:37:56,854 --> 00:37:59,157 Get back to work! Get back to work! 612 00:37:59,290 --> 00:38:00,958 Get back to work! 613 00:38:01,092 --> 00:38:02,493 (muffled) Manuel's great! 614 00:38:02,626 --> 00:38:04,262 How's that for camera? Much better, Ruth. 615 00:38:04,395 --> 00:38:05,530 Jesus Christ! 616 00:38:05,662 --> 00:38:07,697 Is somebody gonna fix her face? 617 00:38:07,832 --> 00:38:09,400 Get her out of here! Fuck's sake. 618 00:38:09,534 --> 00:38:11,701 Do you not know how to do makeup? You, what's your name? 619 00:38:11,836 --> 00:38:13,137 Tim. Tim, you're fired. 620 00:38:13,271 --> 00:38:15,039 What? You heard her! Get the fuck off this set! 621 00:38:16,207 --> 00:38:18,076 Otto: Action! (orchestra playing) 622 00:38:18,209 --> 00:38:21,611 (shouting ferociously) 623 00:38:25,950 --> 00:38:28,786 (orchestra continues playing) 624 00:38:40,231 --> 00:38:41,265 (explosion) 625 00:38:51,275 --> 00:38:53,010 (explosion) 626 00:39:00,852 --> 00:39:05,655 (shouting in German) Faster! Faster! Faster! Faster! 627 00:39:05,474 --> 00:39:07,100 Faster, motherfuckers! 628 00:39:11,695 --> 00:39:13,197 (horse whinnies) 629 00:39:15,933 --> 00:39:18,169 (shouting continues) 630 00:39:30,815 --> 00:39:32,350 (screams) 631 00:39:37,822 --> 00:39:40,925 "Marbled meadows metamorphose 632 00:39:41,058 --> 00:39:43,628 into the medieval plains of Iberia. 633 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,196 Soldiers swarm the fields 634 00:39:45,329 --> 00:39:48,833 like flecks of paint from a madman's brush 635 00:39:48,966 --> 00:39:51,469 as your humble servant bears witness 636 00:39:51,602 --> 00:39:55,406 to the latest of the moving picture's magic tricks." 637 00:39:58,042 --> 00:40:00,311 Oh, why do I bother? 638 00:40:00,444 --> 00:40:02,679 Look at these idiots! 639 00:40:02,813 --> 00:40:04,048 (sighs) 640 00:40:06,217 --> 00:40:07,485 (sniffs) 641 00:40:07,618 --> 00:40:09,753 I knew Proust, you know. 642 00:40:09,887 --> 00:40:12,023 (dramatic music continues) 643 00:40:12,156 --> 00:40:13,591 (shouts) 644 00:40:13,723 --> 00:40:16,093 (horses whinnying) 645 00:40:16,227 --> 00:40:17,395 (screaming) 646 00:40:20,298 --> 00:40:21,866 (shouting) 647 00:40:36,882 --> 00:40:38,183 H-He's dead. 648 00:40:39,051 --> 00:40:41,320 He did have a drinking problem. 649 00:40:41,954 --> 00:40:43,589 George: That's true. 650 00:40:43,721 --> 00:40:46,225 Probably ran into it himself, huh? 651 00:40:46,825 --> 00:40:48,460 It's a disease. 652 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,935 (tires screeching) 653 00:41:01,573 --> 00:41:03,342 Your coffee, Mr. Thalberg. 654 00:41:03,475 --> 00:41:04,843 Gracias. 655 00:41:06,178 --> 00:41:09,147 Jack: Close with Swanson and the fireworks. The end! 656 00:41:09,281 --> 00:41:10,949 Irv! For the Clayton movie... 657 00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:12,884 Sir, I-I think your tent's in the line of fire. 658 00:41:13,018 --> 00:41:15,487 They'll edit it out in post. But I think we could get hurt... 659 00:41:15,621 --> 00:41:17,789 (explosion) Jack, every time you wear a prosthetic, we lose money. 660 00:41:17,923 --> 00:41:20,092 Don't be a pussy, Irv. The fireworks shot is too expensive. 661 00:41:20,225 --> 00:41:22,160 And you'll never get Gloria Swanson. Why no Swanson? 662 00:41:22,294 --> 00:41:23,829 She only does leads. She's on the phone, sir. 663 00:41:23,962 --> 00:41:24,930 Thanks, Abby. Who? 664 00:41:25,063 --> 00:41:26,331 Gloria Swanson. What? 665 00:41:26,465 --> 00:41:29,668 Gloria? Jack Conrad. Listen, I need some advice. 666 00:41:29,801 --> 00:41:31,603 You know all the young up-and-comers. 667 00:41:31,737 --> 00:41:35,240 Well, I need a real discovery for the part in my movie. Who do you suggest? 668 00:41:35,374 --> 00:41:37,743 Why discovery? Well, this role requires real range. 669 00:41:37,876 --> 00:41:41,079 A range I just don't see in any of today's stars... (screams) 670 00:41:41,213 --> 00:41:42,547 Excuse me. 671 00:41:42,681 --> 00:41:47,052 Props needs better aging, goddamn it! We talked about this! 672 00:41:47,185 --> 00:41:49,221 Sorry, what... No, I didn't... 673 00:41:49,354 --> 00:41:51,223 Gloria, you have buckets of charm. 674 00:41:51,356 --> 00:41:54,726 This is real drama we're talking about. Shakespeare-level stuff. 675 00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:57,162 Hmm. Of course you could do Shakespeare. 676 00:41:57,296 --> 00:42:00,699 You would be spectacular in one of his fluffier plays. 677 00:42:01,633 --> 00:42:04,369 Gloria, you're taking this the wrong way. 678 00:42:04,503 --> 00:42:07,306 Well, I'd like to work with you too. 679 00:42:07,439 --> 00:42:10,075 No, I'm afraid it's impossible. It's gotta be a discovery. 680 00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:14,146 We couldn't afford star fees even if we wanted to. 681 00:42:14,279 --> 00:42:15,881 Really? Huh. 682 00:42:16,014 --> 00:42:18,850 Well, how about I talk it over with the studio? 683 00:42:18,984 --> 00:42:22,688 I can't speak for them, of course, but I'll do my best. 684 00:42:22,821 --> 00:42:25,223 Okay, then. Bye now. 685 00:42:25,357 --> 00:42:26,158 (hangs up) 686 00:42:26,291 --> 00:42:28,093 She'll do it for cheap. 687 00:42:28,226 --> 00:42:32,230 Now take the money I saved you and put it towards the goddamn fireworks shot. 688 00:42:33,398 --> 00:42:34,801 Cut! 689 00:42:34,933 --> 00:42:37,436 (screams) These fucking horses! 690 00:42:37,569 --> 00:42:38,603 Motherfuckers! 691 00:42:38,737 --> 00:42:39,838 (grunts) Is that the last one? 692 00:42:39,971 --> 00:42:41,773 What happened? We lost all ten cameras. 693 00:42:41,907 --> 00:42:44,309 But what about Jack's scene? We make a camera run right now! 694 00:42:44,443 --> 00:42:46,011 It's too far! Sun sets in three hours! 695 00:42:46,144 --> 00:42:47,446 Send Joey now. Tell him to speed. In the meantime... 696 00:42:47,579 --> 00:42:49,782 Joey has a flag sticking through his chest, Larry. 697 00:42:49,915 --> 00:42:51,616 A flag? He ran into it himself. 698 00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:53,852 Right. Um, send Miguel then. 699 00:42:59,124 --> 00:43:01,193 Here. 1312 Cahuenga. 700 00:43:01,326 --> 00:43:04,429 You give 'em that card, you tell 'em you work for Munn. 701 00:43:04,930 --> 00:43:05,864 And hurry! 702 00:43:05,997 --> 00:43:07,566 Okay, here's the shot. 703 00:43:08,767 --> 00:43:11,636 Flirt with the men. Dance. Get up on the table and that's it. 704 00:43:11,770 --> 00:43:14,306 Just, uh, don't look at the fucking camera. Places! 705 00:43:14,439 --> 00:43:16,942 (crew member) And camera! (camera clattering) 706 00:43:27,787 --> 00:43:28,920 Ruth: And music! 707 00:43:29,054 --> 00:43:32,290 (up-tempo jazz playing) 708 00:43:34,092 --> 00:43:35,460 Ruth: Action! 709 00:43:35,594 --> 00:43:36,995 Hi, boys. 710 00:43:38,930 --> 00:43:40,932 Santa, get me wet. 711 00:43:49,207 --> 00:43:51,109 Another, please. 712 00:43:56,748 --> 00:43:59,819 That one's for you, snuggle pup. (chuckling) 713 00:43:59,951 --> 00:44:01,453 Hey, baby grand. 714 00:44:02,521 --> 00:44:03,588 (grunting) 715 00:44:03,722 --> 00:44:05,390 (chuckles) 716 00:44:05,524 --> 00:44:07,259 Where are you going? 717 00:44:10,095 --> 00:44:12,097 Uh... okay, start dancing, please. 718 00:44:12,230 --> 00:44:14,166 (music continues) 719 00:44:20,505 --> 00:44:21,640 Bauhaus. 720 00:44:21,773 --> 00:44:23,843 You know what I mean by Bauhaus, don't you? 721 00:44:23,975 --> 00:44:26,278 Not as it relates to this, sir, no. 722 00:44:40,425 --> 00:44:42,160 (cheering) 723 00:44:46,264 --> 00:44:49,534 And then he says, "Hasta la vista, motherfucker." 724 00:44:49,668 --> 00:44:50,602 Type it. 725 00:44:50,735 --> 00:44:54,072 (cheering, whistling) 726 00:44:55,974 --> 00:44:57,209 (whooping) 727 00:45:01,413 --> 00:45:02,447 (grunts) 728 00:45:10,422 --> 00:45:11,556 (shouts) 729 00:45:15,427 --> 00:45:18,463 And then he says, "Frankly, Scarlett, you're a cunt." 730 00:45:18,597 --> 00:45:19,631 Type it. 731 00:45:25,938 --> 00:45:27,038 (glass shattering) 732 00:45:31,409 --> 00:45:32,477 Cut! 733 00:45:33,044 --> 00:45:35,213 (brakes squealing) 734 00:45:35,347 --> 00:45:37,249 Man number three, I can see your erection. 735 00:45:37,382 --> 00:45:38,951 All right, tuck it. Just tuck it up. 736 00:45:39,084 --> 00:45:41,353 (panting) 737 00:45:52,999 --> 00:45:55,033 Hi. I work for Mr. George Munn. 738 00:45:55,166 --> 00:45:56,869 We need a camera for Strassberger's show. 739 00:45:57,003 --> 00:45:58,905 Oh, yeah? What kind of camera? 740 00:45:59,037 --> 00:46:01,139 Bell and Howell 35 millimeter. 741 00:46:02,307 --> 00:46:06,545 Uh-huh. Is it a 2708 model or 2709? 742 00:46:08,246 --> 00:46:11,082 I-I'm not sure. Is there a big difference? 743 00:46:15,053 --> 00:46:16,822 Um, yeah. 744 00:46:17,289 --> 00:46:18,791 Hey, Donny! 745 00:46:18,925 --> 00:46:21,259 What? There's a guy up here wants to know 746 00:46:21,393 --> 00:46:25,697 if there's a big difference between a 2708 and a 2709. (chuckling) 747 00:46:25,831 --> 00:46:27,833 Okay. (Donny guffawing) 748 00:46:27,967 --> 00:46:30,268 Do you have either? Nope. 749 00:46:30,402 --> 00:46:32,370 Every camera's been loaned out. Fuck. 750 00:46:32,504 --> 00:46:34,874 One's coming back in half an hour though. 751 00:46:35,007 --> 00:46:35,975 Half hour? 752 00:46:36,107 --> 00:46:37,977 But it's a 2709. 753 00:46:38,109 --> 00:46:39,110 Yeah. Okay. 754 00:46:39,244 --> 00:46:40,612 Thirty minutes. 755 00:46:40,745 --> 00:46:43,615 For the 2709. I can do that. Thirty minutes. 756 00:46:43,748 --> 00:46:45,450 Two-seven... Okay. 757 00:46:45,584 --> 00:46:47,319 ...zero-nine. 758 00:46:48,620 --> 00:46:51,156 (clock ticking) 759 00:47:07,706 --> 00:47:09,274 Are you married? 760 00:47:09,407 --> 00:47:12,510 My wife died. Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry. 761 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,782 Hey! Next part. Miss Moore'll come in. 762 00:47:16,916 --> 00:47:19,517 She saved you from prostitution, so when you see her, cry in shame. 763 00:47:19,651 --> 00:47:22,520 I need big tears! Big! You got it? Okay, yeah. 764 00:47:23,588 --> 00:47:25,290 Is that gum? 765 00:47:25,423 --> 00:47:27,392 Are you fucking kidding me? What's wrong with you? 766 00:47:27,525 --> 00:47:30,195 Five-minute warning for Miss Moore! 767 00:47:42,641 --> 00:47:45,276 (door opens) (car horn honks) 768 00:47:45,410 --> 00:47:46,611 That's mine! 769 00:47:46,745 --> 00:47:48,781 I have 20 minutes to be in Simi Valley. 770 00:47:48,914 --> 00:47:52,384 Which road do I take? Uh, you're gonna look at least 90 in this traffic. 771 00:47:52,517 --> 00:47:57,355 We've got an eight-part sign-out process. Let me go try to find a pen. 772 00:48:01,660 --> 00:48:02,862 Action! 773 00:48:02,995 --> 00:48:05,230 (up-tempo jazz playing) And action, Miss Moore. 774 00:48:05,363 --> 00:48:07,133 Hand on chest. Aghast! (gasps) 775 00:48:07,265 --> 00:48:08,633 My goodness, what is going on here? 776 00:48:08,767 --> 00:48:10,602 Girl on bar, look at Miss Moore. 777 00:48:10,735 --> 00:48:12,237 And tears! 778 00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:15,607 (whispers) Okay, glycerin. 779 00:48:15,740 --> 00:48:18,044 Um, we seem to be out. What? We haven't used any. 780 00:48:18,176 --> 00:48:19,444 Porky thought it was lube. 781 00:48:19,577 --> 00:48:20,813 He thought it was lube? Yes. 782 00:48:20,946 --> 00:48:22,747 Ruth: Are you fucking... She can't cry. 783 00:48:22,882 --> 00:48:24,749 She's just some random whore from Wallach's house! (sobs) 784 00:48:26,852 --> 00:48:28,753 (crying) 785 00:48:44,736 --> 00:48:45,938 Cut. 786 00:48:46,072 --> 00:48:47,439 (sobs, stops) 787 00:48:48,107 --> 00:48:50,709 Hiya. I'm Nellie LaRoy. 788 00:48:51,376 --> 00:48:53,012 So we going again? 789 00:48:53,145 --> 00:48:54,379 Fucking motherfucker. 790 00:48:54,512 --> 00:48:55,848 I'm so sorry, God. 791 00:48:55,981 --> 00:48:58,416 You gave us the beautiful light, and I squandered it. 792 00:48:58,550 --> 00:49:00,019 I won't have any fucking light now. 793 00:49:00,152 --> 00:49:03,089 Otto, you should have fought for 20 cameras, you idiot! 794 00:49:03,221 --> 00:49:05,724 (siren wailing) 795 00:49:05,858 --> 00:49:07,059 What is this bullshit? 796 00:49:07,193 --> 00:49:10,428 (siren wailing continues) 797 00:49:15,333 --> 00:49:17,402 (siren stops) Camera! Camera! 798 00:49:17,535 --> 00:49:18,904 Camera! Yeah. 799 00:49:19,038 --> 00:49:20,605 Camera! Camera! Yeah. 800 00:49:20,739 --> 00:49:22,875 My camera's here! My camera's here! 801 00:49:23,008 --> 00:49:25,077 We roll, we roll! We are losing the light! 802 00:49:25,211 --> 00:49:27,046 Ruth: Take two! Action! 803 00:49:27,179 --> 00:49:28,748 (gasps) And cry. 804 00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:32,518 Cut! Okay, I want to try something. (grunts) 805 00:49:32,651 --> 00:49:34,955 Think you could hold for two beats for tears gushing? 806 00:49:35,088 --> 00:49:37,157 Eyes water for two, on the third beat, I'm gonna do a light effect. 807 00:49:37,289 --> 00:49:39,658 That's when you gush. Water for two, gush on three. Yep. 808 00:49:39,793 --> 00:49:42,528 Yes. Okay, let's do it! Ruth, any notes on my entrance? 809 00:49:45,098 --> 00:49:46,332 You're fine. 810 00:49:54,174 --> 00:49:55,976 Ready for you, Mr. Conrad. 811 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:00,947 - Ruth: Action! - (gasps) 812 00:50:01,081 --> 00:50:02,916 Eyes water. 813 00:50:03,049 --> 00:50:04,985 Light. And tears! 814 00:50:05,118 --> 00:50:06,585 (sobs) 815 00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:07,620 Cut! 816 00:50:12,926 --> 00:50:14,727 Okay. Forgive the ask. This is nuts. 817 00:50:14,861 --> 00:50:17,831 But could you, by any chance, try the same thing with less tears? 818 00:50:17,964 --> 00:50:19,365 One tear or two? 819 00:50:31,410 --> 00:50:33,546 Let's do this. 820 00:50:33,679 --> 00:50:37,217 'Twas brillig and the slithy toves were... 821 00:50:37,349 --> 00:50:38,584 (bottle clatters) 822 00:50:39,418 --> 00:50:42,155 Oh, hey. Come with. 823 00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:45,091 Camera's up the hill, Mr. Conrad. Over here? 824 00:50:45,225 --> 00:50:46,793 There? Yeah. 825 00:50:47,994 --> 00:50:48,929 We'd better hurry. 826 00:50:49,062 --> 00:50:50,797 (grunts) 827 00:50:56,102 --> 00:50:57,503 (groans) 828 00:51:00,406 --> 00:51:02,641 (grunting) 829 00:51:04,811 --> 00:51:06,512 There? Okay. 830 00:51:06,645 --> 00:51:08,547 Otto: Ah, my beautiful baby boy. 831 00:51:08,681 --> 00:51:10,116 Come, come. Okay, right here. 832 00:51:10,250 --> 00:51:13,220 Now remember, you are sad and lonely man. Right here. 833 00:51:13,352 --> 00:51:16,589 No one will ever love you but her, and she's only in your head, okay? 834 00:51:16,722 --> 00:51:18,792 (crew member) Last looks! Do I know her? 835 00:51:19,491 --> 00:51:22,262 Otto: No. She's in your head! 836 00:51:22,394 --> 00:51:24,231 No, no! No last looks! No last looks! 837 00:51:24,363 --> 00:51:27,366 Get the fuck out! I'll fucking kill you! We are losing the light! 838 00:51:27,499 --> 00:51:28,767 We roll now! We roll! 839 00:51:28,902 --> 00:51:31,137 Roll, roll, roll, roll. (camera whirring) 840 00:51:35,809 --> 00:51:37,710 (groans) 841 00:51:40,914 --> 00:51:41,948 Otto: Music! 842 00:51:44,383 --> 00:51:45,785 (playing quietly) And action. 843 00:52:07,807 --> 00:52:09,342 Ruth: Action! (gasps) 844 00:52:10,076 --> 00:52:11,644 (crew) Oh, my God, it's a fire! 845 00:52:11,777 --> 00:52:13,545 Everyone, run! Run! 846 00:52:13,679 --> 00:52:16,816 Don't stop the camera! Keep rolling! Keep rolling! 847 00:52:16,950 --> 00:52:18,385 Single tear! 848 00:52:18,517 --> 00:52:21,054 (people screaming) 849 00:52:21,187 --> 00:52:23,089 Cannon! Cannon! 850 00:52:23,223 --> 00:52:25,859 (gunshot) (sizzling) 851 00:52:27,426 --> 00:52:28,661 More crying! 852 00:52:28,795 --> 00:52:31,563 Now laugh in embarrassment. (laughing) 853 00:52:31,697 --> 00:52:33,934 Now look at Miss Moore. 854 00:52:34,067 --> 00:52:36,702 You're trying to hide the shame. 855 00:52:37,603 --> 00:52:39,172 Hold steady. What the... 856 00:52:39,306 --> 00:52:41,540 You're trying to be strong. 857 00:52:41,674 --> 00:52:44,643 You're trying to bury the pain. 858 00:52:44,777 --> 00:52:50,582 But you can't hold back that one final tear! 859 00:52:50,716 --> 00:52:53,652 (romantic music playing) 860 00:53:05,497 --> 00:53:08,068 (music swells) 861 00:53:08,201 --> 00:53:10,837 (explosions) 862 00:53:49,442 --> 00:53:51,077 And cut. Cut. 863 00:53:54,347 --> 00:53:56,850 (camera whirring slows, stops) 864 00:53:58,451 --> 00:53:59,386 We got it. 865 00:53:59,518 --> 00:54:01,687 (all cheering) 866 00:54:01,821 --> 00:54:04,224 (crew whooping, applauding) 867 00:54:09,396 --> 00:54:11,965 (crew applauding, cheering) 868 00:54:14,401 --> 00:54:15,667 Who the fuck is that? 869 00:54:15,802 --> 00:54:18,570 Camera boy! The camera boy! You saved my movie! 870 00:54:18,704 --> 00:54:21,875 I love you! I love you! Yes! Did you see that? 871 00:54:22,008 --> 00:54:23,609 Did you see the butterfly? 872 00:54:23,742 --> 00:54:25,145 That was a butterfly. 873 00:54:26,645 --> 00:54:28,580 Who's writing the titles on this? 874 00:54:32,318 --> 00:54:34,788 I gotta ask you something. Yeah? Was it okay? 875 00:54:34,921 --> 00:54:37,924 It was incredible! I just... How do you do it? 876 00:54:38,058 --> 00:54:40,960 Just tear up over and over like it's nothing? 877 00:54:42,328 --> 00:54:44,097 I just think of home. 878 00:54:46,565 --> 00:54:47,967 (band playing jazz) 879 00:54:48,101 --> 00:54:50,336 Elinor: So, Jacky boy, how do you think it turned out? 880 00:54:50,470 --> 00:54:53,173 Ah, people want the kiss, we give them the kiss. (cork pops) 881 00:54:53,306 --> 00:54:55,875 But, madame, I can't help but wonder, 882 00:54:56,009 --> 00:54:57,944 don't we have a higher calling? 883 00:54:58,078 --> 00:54:59,678 We got a lot of great stuff. 884 00:54:59,813 --> 00:55:02,148 We're really excited about our new discovery, Nellie LaRoy. 885 00:55:02,282 --> 00:55:04,683 Is she here tonight? Can you point her out to me? Uh... 886 00:55:04,818 --> 00:55:06,119 (Nellie whooping) 887 00:55:06,252 --> 00:55:08,822 (guests cheering) 888 00:55:08,955 --> 00:55:11,590 Yeah, she's the one having sex with the ice sculpture. 889 00:55:11,723 --> 00:55:13,493 We're all very fond of her. 890 00:55:13,625 --> 00:55:16,196 (up-tempo jazz playing) 891 00:55:20,033 --> 00:55:23,669 It needs more punch. Take two frames off the tail and three more off the head. 892 00:55:23,803 --> 00:55:25,238 Manuel. Yes? 893 00:55:25,371 --> 00:55:28,308 I saw Olga Putti sing to herself in Hungarian, 894 00:55:28,441 --> 00:55:30,043 and I think I'm in love. 895 00:55:30,176 --> 00:55:32,345 Send two dozen roses to her dressing room every morning this week. 896 00:55:32,479 --> 00:55:35,081 You know she doesn't speak English? Neither does love. 897 00:55:36,715 --> 00:55:38,118 Let's do a title here. 898 00:55:38,251 --> 00:55:39,953 "I've been in fashion shows too. 899 00:55:40,086 --> 00:55:42,021 They voted me the 'Least Dressed Woman' in Paris." 900 00:55:42,155 --> 00:55:44,023 And when it looks like the guy asks her something, 901 00:55:44,157 --> 00:55:46,192 have him ask her name and have her reply, 902 00:55:46,326 --> 00:55:50,063 "No names. Just call me the wild child." 903 00:55:54,733 --> 00:55:56,970 Do you think she swings both ways? 904 00:56:21,727 --> 00:56:24,898 You're not on the list. Okay, listen to me. My name is Nellie LaRoy. 905 00:56:25,031 --> 00:56:27,066 Still not on the list. Lady, I'm in the movie. 906 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,836 They clearly cut you, baby. Is that snakeskin? 907 00:56:29,969 --> 00:56:31,971 Oh, my God! Nellie LaRoy! Can I have an autograph? 908 00:56:32,105 --> 00:56:34,007 I once fought a rattlesnake, 909 00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:36,075 and it's against the law to even deal with a rattlesnake. Gorgeous! Gorgeous! 910 00:56:36,209 --> 00:56:38,744 There are laws now because I fought the rattlesnake and lived. 911 00:56:38,878 --> 00:56:40,647 Okay. You can go in. 912 00:56:40,780 --> 00:56:42,882 Why, thank you. 913 00:56:51,858 --> 00:56:53,459 (no audible dialogue) 914 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,721 (audience laughing) 915 00:57:24,290 --> 00:57:27,726 (audience applauding, laughing continues) 916 00:57:33,833 --> 00:57:37,237 (audience cheering) 917 00:57:59,325 --> 00:58:01,394 Naturally, I always knew my daughter had it in her. 918 00:58:01,527 --> 00:58:03,796 We're gonna do great things together, she and I. 919 00:58:03,930 --> 00:58:06,232 By the way, the name is Robert Roy. 920 00:58:06,366 --> 00:58:08,368 She added the "La." (chuckles) 921 00:58:11,404 --> 00:58:13,406 (radio announcer) It's celebration time for Jack Conrad. 922 00:58:13,539 --> 00:58:15,174 The epic "Blood & Gold" has confirmed Jack 923 00:58:15,308 --> 00:58:17,176 as the highest-grossing leading man in the world. 924 00:58:17,310 --> 00:58:19,045 And now he's got his nuptials to toast, 925 00:58:19,178 --> 00:58:21,582 this time with the Hungarian vixen, Olga Putti. 926 00:58:21,715 --> 00:58:23,651 One unlucky girl who did not attend the festivities: 927 00:58:23,784 --> 00:58:26,987 a Kansas teenager who, overcome by the combined effect 928 00:58:27,121 --> 00:58:29,657 of Valentino's death and Conrad's fifth betrothal, 929 00:58:29,790 --> 00:58:31,292 slit her wrists at home. 930 00:58:31,759 --> 00:58:33,193 How sad. 931 00:58:33,327 --> 00:58:35,296 Meanwhile, that new favorite, Nellie LaRoy, 932 00:58:35,429 --> 00:58:39,700 is making other girls with California dreams Roy-ally jealous! 933 00:58:39,833 --> 00:58:42,503 Kinoscope's reteaming the firecracker from Jersey 934 00:58:42,636 --> 00:58:43,937 with Constance Moore. 935 00:58:44,071 --> 00:58:45,506 And you know what that means: 936 00:58:45,639 --> 00:58:49,410 "Moore" delightful chemistry with Constance and Nellie! 937 00:58:49,543 --> 00:58:52,079 This goddamn bitch is stealing the scene right from under me! 938 00:58:52,212 --> 00:58:53,782 She's changing the blocking with every take. 939 00:58:53,914 --> 00:58:56,283 She's icing her nipples so they perk up through her dress. 940 00:58:56,417 --> 00:58:58,619 Fuck you. I ain't icing my nipples. This is natural. 941 00:58:58,752 --> 00:59:01,021 You're just sore because yours look like fucking latkes. 942 00:59:01,155 --> 00:59:04,224 And she placed this in my dressing room. 943 00:59:05,459 --> 00:59:07,561 I don't even know what that is. Oh! 944 00:59:07,695 --> 00:59:10,664 Guys, let's just try a take, okay? I don't think she meant anything by it. 945 00:59:10,799 --> 00:59:12,866 Let's go back to our ones. I need a drink. Whore! 946 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,968 Nellie, back to your one. Guys, back to your one. 947 00:59:15,102 --> 00:59:16,837 I'll give you something to cry about! 948 00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:18,906 Max: All right, we're going again! 949 00:59:21,408 --> 00:59:23,410 Ruth: Action! (chicken clucking) 950 00:59:24,745 --> 00:59:25,979 Whoo! 951 00:59:27,047 --> 00:59:29,450 Stop! She's changed the blocking again! 952 00:59:29,583 --> 00:59:31,352 Fine. Grab a close-up. No! No close-up. 953 00:59:31,485 --> 00:59:33,987 To match-cut with yours. I'm the star! I get the close-up. 954 00:59:34,121 --> 00:59:38,292 This is my money. My company's writing the checks. I decide! 955 00:59:39,660 --> 00:59:41,562 Fine. Close-up on Constance. 956 00:59:41,695 --> 00:59:43,430 Close-up on Constance! 957 00:59:48,769 --> 00:59:50,070 Hi, Dr. Lubin. 958 00:59:50,204 --> 00:59:52,940 I think I want to get that operation we discussed. 959 00:59:53,674 --> 00:59:54,908 Tonight. 960 00:59:56,643 --> 00:59:58,245 Oh, my God. 961 00:59:59,980 --> 01:00:03,283 Ruth: How long will that take to heal? 962 01:00:12,126 --> 01:00:14,495 What do you say we come in for my close-up now? 963 01:00:14,628 --> 01:00:16,798 "Common and uncouth though she may be, 964 01:00:16,930 --> 01:00:20,334 there's something about her that speaks to us in a language 965 01:00:20,467 --> 01:00:22,871 as vital and as bracing as life itself." 966 01:00:23,003 --> 01:00:26,240 (crew member) All right, you heard her. Close-up on Nellie. 967 01:00:26,373 --> 01:00:30,879 "Never have I seen such a maelstrom of bad taste and sheer magic. 968 01:00:31,011 --> 01:00:33,280 Your humble servant bears witness. 969 01:00:34,214 --> 01:00:35,749 She has killed our grandmothers, 970 01:00:35,884 --> 01:00:37,584 and we thank her for it!" 971 01:00:52,566 --> 01:00:54,034 How much? 972 01:00:54,168 --> 01:00:56,403 (urinating) 973 01:01:03,812 --> 01:01:05,012 Jack! 974 01:01:05,145 --> 01:01:07,014 It's Billy. Remember? (chuckling) 975 01:01:07,147 --> 01:01:08,949 Yeah. Hi. 976 01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:10,551 (urinating) 977 01:01:15,622 --> 01:01:18,091 (sighs) You should come by the Warners lot. 978 01:01:18,225 --> 01:01:19,960 Haven't seen you there in a while. 979 01:01:20,829 --> 01:01:22,329 Yeah. 980 01:01:22,463 --> 01:01:25,232 Jolson's sound picture's real good. 981 01:01:25,867 --> 01:01:27,100 (urinating stops) 982 01:01:27,734 --> 01:01:29,369 Sound picture? 983 01:01:29,503 --> 01:01:30,571 Yeah. 984 01:01:31,138 --> 01:01:32,439 Like Don Juan? 985 01:01:32,573 --> 01:01:35,008 (toilet flushes) No, no, no, no. Singing. 986 01:01:35,142 --> 01:01:37,744 Talking pictures. Like you're there. 987 01:01:37,879 --> 01:01:40,214 Not like the shorts. 988 01:01:40,347 --> 01:01:43,250 Really? Yeah. It's wild. 989 01:01:43,383 --> 01:01:46,821 We did a screening on the lot last week. People went nuts. 990 01:01:46,955 --> 01:01:48,555 (flushing) 991 01:01:48,689 --> 01:01:52,426 You, uh, think people want that, though? Sound in their movies? 992 01:01:52,559 --> 01:01:55,362 (defecating loudly) (grunts) 993 01:01:55,496 --> 01:01:56,865 Yeah, why wouldn't they? 994 01:01:56,997 --> 01:01:58,933 Jack: This is what we've been looking for! 995 01:01:59,066 --> 01:02:01,568 Sound is how we redefine the form. Sound! 996 01:02:01,702 --> 01:02:03,905 (shouting in Hungarian) Sweetie, I don't... 997 01:02:04,037 --> 01:02:06,841 I don't know what you're upset about. I don't understand Hungarian. 998 01:02:06,975 --> 01:02:09,409 I heard Warners' screening last week was a train wreck. 999 01:02:09,543 --> 01:02:11,946 Manuel, what's she saying? I got him learning Hungarian 'cause he's good with languages. 1000 01:02:12,079 --> 01:02:14,983 Something about "getting fucked by a wheelbarrow of monkeys." Hiccups are normal. 1001 01:02:15,115 --> 01:02:16,784 (crashing) Geez Louise! 1002 01:02:16,918 --> 01:02:20,855 Olga? Does this mean you don't like the rain machine I made you? 1003 01:02:20,989 --> 01:02:24,057 She missed the rain in Budapest so I built a rain machine in the garden. 1004 01:02:24,191 --> 01:02:26,093 Hiccups that last ten years? Manuel? 1005 01:02:26,226 --> 01:02:28,529 Something about... Took ten years for the Wrights' airplane to work. 1006 01:02:28,662 --> 01:02:30,865 ...a horse's cock and your anus. Didn't it? 1007 01:02:30,999 --> 01:02:34,134 That's not the same thing. That's not the same. Didn't it? Aha! Why not? 1008 01:02:34,268 --> 01:02:35,702 Jack: Progress comes in fits. (screams) 1009 01:02:35,837 --> 01:02:37,337 Hello? Spurts and fits. 1010 01:02:37,471 --> 01:02:40,173 Thalberg. People go to movies not to listen to the noise. 1011 01:02:40,307 --> 01:02:41,341 Irv? Jack. 1012 01:02:41,475 --> 01:02:43,043 (shouting in Hungarian continues) 1013 01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:45,980 I wanna know about the Al Jolson movie. Get Manuel to New York. 1014 01:02:46,113 --> 01:02:49,784 Send him to the Warners' Theatre to see the premiere and have him report back. 1015 01:02:49,918 --> 01:02:52,119 Olga: (screaming) Jolson? All right. Who is that screaming? 1016 01:02:52,252 --> 01:02:53,955 That's just Olga. 1017 01:02:54,087 --> 01:02:56,423 Look, don't stand in the way of progress, Irv. Sound is the future. 1018 01:02:56,557 --> 01:02:58,592 Whoa! Hey! Holy shit! Send Manuel to New York. 1019 01:02:58,725 --> 01:03:01,762 - Jack! Jack, get down! - Jack: Sweetie, sweetie. 1020 01:03:01,896 --> 01:03:04,531 Is this about Greta? You know she's just a friend. 1021 01:03:04,665 --> 01:03:07,568 Get down! Jack! ♫ For the longest while ♫ 1022 01:03:08,669 --> 01:03:11,104 What the fuck was that? Hello? Hello? 1023 01:03:11,238 --> 01:03:12,573 Jack? Jack? 1024 01:03:12,706 --> 01:03:15,375 (person chattering) (car horns honking) 1025 01:03:19,279 --> 01:03:21,114 (coin clattering) 1026 01:03:23,051 --> 01:03:24,585 Jack? (person) Nellie! 1027 01:03:24,718 --> 01:03:27,487 I got the ticket to the premiere. Nellie! Nellie, I love you! 1028 01:03:27,621 --> 01:03:29,991 I know. I'll let you know how it is. 1029 01:03:30,123 --> 01:03:31,558 (fan) Nellie! Nellie! 1030 01:03:31,692 --> 01:03:33,594 (crowd clamoring) 1031 01:03:35,262 --> 01:03:37,097 Yes, Jack. 1032 01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:38,866 Yeah, okay. Bye. 1033 01:03:39,766 --> 01:03:42,003 (horns honking) 1034 01:03:42,135 --> 01:03:43,236 (fan 2) Please, Nellie! 1035 01:03:43,370 --> 01:03:44,638 (tires screech) 1036 01:03:44,771 --> 01:03:46,941 (fan 3) Nellie, please can I have your autograph? 1037 01:03:47,075 --> 01:03:49,043 Nellie! Nellie! 1038 01:03:49,176 --> 01:03:50,078 Nellie! 1039 01:03:50,210 --> 01:03:52,013 Manny! 1040 01:03:52,145 --> 01:03:54,015 (fan 3) Please, Nellie! 1041 01:03:54,147 --> 01:03:55,449 (crowd shouting) 1042 01:03:56,717 --> 01:03:57,819 Manny! 1043 01:03:59,553 --> 01:04:01,722 Show me your tits, you fucking bitch! 1044 01:04:04,157 --> 01:04:05,292 Right here! Stop, stop, stop! 1045 01:04:05,425 --> 01:04:07,327 You fucking whore! I love you. 1046 01:04:07,461 --> 01:04:11,431 No, no, no! Back off, cabrones! Back off now! 1047 01:04:11,565 --> 01:04:13,600 (shouting continues) Nellie! 1048 01:04:20,875 --> 01:04:21,843 Tony, go, go! 1049 01:04:21,976 --> 01:04:24,511 (sighs, laughs) How you been? 1050 01:04:25,312 --> 01:04:28,215 Eh, good, good. Ah! Look at you! 1051 01:04:28,348 --> 01:04:29,750 Wow. You remember me. 1052 01:04:29,884 --> 01:04:32,086 Yeah, of course I remember you. How could I forget? 1053 01:04:32,219 --> 01:04:35,489 And you're a star now. I was always a star, remember? 1054 01:04:35,622 --> 01:04:37,190 Right, right. (laughing) 1055 01:04:37,324 --> 01:04:40,394 And, um, what are you doing here? Are you here for a movie or... 1056 01:04:40,527 --> 01:04:42,396 No, I had to get out of town for a few days. 1057 01:04:42,529 --> 01:04:45,833 Some shit came up with a guy saying I owed him money in a game of craps. 1058 01:04:45,967 --> 01:04:47,835 Then Wallach got pissed. He straightened him out. 1059 01:04:47,969 --> 01:04:49,971 But he thinks I have a gambling problem, which I don't. 1060 01:04:50,104 --> 01:04:53,041 I only gamble if I'm, you know, pissed or drunk or having a great night. 1061 01:04:53,173 --> 01:04:54,508 What about you? 1062 01:04:55,575 --> 01:04:57,210 Um, Jack Conrad sent me. 1063 01:04:57,344 --> 01:04:59,013 Jack Conrad? Yeah, I'm working with him. 1064 01:04:59,147 --> 01:05:02,649 Oh! I would fuck him. Wow. 1065 01:05:02,784 --> 01:05:05,452 Why would Conrad send you here? God. 1066 01:05:05,585 --> 01:05:07,989 I got out of this place first chance I got. 1067 01:05:08,122 --> 01:05:09,791 Took nothing with me but my dad. 1068 01:05:09,924 --> 01:05:11,525 He's actually my business manager now. 1069 01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:14,162 He is? Yeah. He's so bad at it. 1070 01:05:14,294 --> 01:05:17,664 Cannot add, cannot spell. Why don't you hire someone else? 1071 01:05:17,799 --> 01:05:20,300 He's my dad. What else is he gonna do? 1072 01:05:20,434 --> 01:05:22,402 Oh, shit, we're here. Hey, Tony? 1073 01:05:22,536 --> 01:05:25,405 Can you hang onto this for me, please? Thanks. 1074 01:05:25,539 --> 01:05:27,607 I'm just gonna be a minute, okay? 1075 01:05:30,577 --> 01:05:33,213 Actually, uh, do you wanna come in with me? 1076 01:05:33,647 --> 01:05:34,849 Yeah. 1077 01:05:42,990 --> 01:05:45,425 (nurse) May I help you? Yes. Nellie LaRoy. 1078 01:05:51,866 --> 01:05:53,801 (metal door closes) 1079 01:06:08,082 --> 01:06:09,316 Hi. 1080 01:06:16,891 --> 01:06:18,725 Seems okay here. 1081 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,964 It's pretty nice. 1082 01:06:25,298 --> 01:06:26,801 This is Manny. 1083 01:06:28,502 --> 01:06:31,338 He works in the movies too. 1084 01:06:36,510 --> 01:06:38,512 Okay. Thank you. 1085 01:06:42,884 --> 01:06:45,086 That was a waste of time. (chuckling) 1086 01:06:45,219 --> 01:06:46,453 Let's go. 1087 01:06:51,959 --> 01:06:56,898 I hate when people put fucking toppings on ice cream. 1088 01:06:57,597 --> 01:06:58,866 Doesn't need it. 1089 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,668 It messes up a good thing. You know what I mean? 1090 01:07:02,203 --> 01:07:03,905 I fucking hate that. 1091 01:07:05,539 --> 01:07:10,244 God, I've never done nothing except disappoint people my whole life. 1092 01:07:10,377 --> 01:07:13,081 Teachers told me I was no good. Boys told me I was no good. 1093 01:07:13,215 --> 01:07:16,151 Every fucking casting director in the city told me 1094 01:07:16,285 --> 01:07:18,586 I was too short or I was too fat. 1095 01:07:18,719 --> 01:07:20,555 Usually I was too fat. 1096 01:07:21,556 --> 01:07:23,524 You know, my mama actually had some fat years too. 1097 01:07:23,658 --> 01:07:26,727 You wouldn't know it now, looking at her, but she did. 1098 01:07:27,863 --> 01:07:30,531 They fucked up with me, Manny. They really fucked up with me. 1099 01:07:30,665 --> 01:07:32,801 'Cause I make 'em squirm. 1100 01:07:33,601 --> 01:07:35,603 And I like making 'em squirm. 1101 01:07:36,839 --> 01:07:41,910 Let 'em know that I got here on my terms, not theirs. 1102 01:07:42,044 --> 01:07:45,580 And when I'm done, I'm gonna dance my ass off into the night. 1103 01:07:45,713 --> 01:07:47,582 And they'll know... Everyone will fucking know 1104 01:07:47,715 --> 01:07:51,619 that they could never control one goddamn fucking thing. 1105 01:08:07,202 --> 01:08:08,703 Do you like ice cream? 1106 01:08:11,405 --> 01:08:13,407 Of course. 1107 01:08:21,549 --> 01:08:23,517 My family lives in LA, you know. 1108 01:08:26,021 --> 01:08:27,155 Really? 1109 01:08:29,690 --> 01:08:31,860 I thought they were in Mexico. 1110 01:08:31,994 --> 01:08:34,129 We crossed the border when I was 12. 1111 01:08:37,065 --> 01:08:38,432 They're not far. 1112 01:08:38,566 --> 01:08:41,103 I could take a car, drive for 30 minutes 1113 01:08:41,236 --> 01:08:45,040 and just say hi. 1114 01:08:49,644 --> 01:08:51,146 But you never do. 1115 01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:52,513 Sí. 1116 01:08:55,050 --> 01:08:57,652 It's just easier to be on my own. 1117 01:09:01,290 --> 01:09:03,025 I've always been on my own. 1118 01:09:10,598 --> 01:09:14,403 Um, Tony, take Manny wherever he needs to go. 1119 01:09:14,535 --> 01:09:17,940 Oh, no, it's okay. No, no, no. I insist. I insist. 1120 01:09:18,073 --> 01:09:19,007 (sniffs) 1121 01:09:19,141 --> 01:09:21,143 I'm gonna see you back in LA, okay? 1122 01:09:21,276 --> 01:09:22,510 (kisses) 1123 01:10:10,859 --> 01:10:15,629 (audience cheering) 1124 01:10:34,383 --> 01:10:39,553 (loud cheering continues) 1125 01:10:58,206 --> 01:11:01,642 (audience member) Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1126 01:11:15,791 --> 01:11:18,726 (loud cheering continues) 1127 01:11:20,495 --> 01:11:23,899 (car horns honking) 1128 01:11:28,303 --> 01:11:33,041 Jack? It's Manny. Everything's about to change. 1129 01:12:17,018 --> 01:12:19,187 Nell, how you feeling? 1130 01:12:20,322 --> 01:12:21,223 I'm ready. 1131 01:12:21,356 --> 01:12:23,225 Yeah, you gonna try a take? Yeah. 1132 01:12:23,358 --> 01:12:25,026 Okay, so we're gonna pre-roll first. I'll cue your entrance. 1133 01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:27,028 First mark is where you say the line, "Hello, college," 1134 01:12:27,162 --> 01:12:29,730 and then you head to the phone, do the rest of the dialogue. 1135 01:12:29,865 --> 01:12:31,600 Sounds easy. (chuckles) I think it will be. 1136 01:12:31,732 --> 01:12:33,969 Lloyd, any direction on voice? 1137 01:12:34,102 --> 01:12:36,972 Uh, no, we're good up here, Ruth. Okay, great. 1138 01:12:37,105 --> 01:12:40,075 Uh, Mark, can we fix her makeup? Mark. 1139 01:12:40,208 --> 01:12:43,178 No air conditioning? (chuckling) It's too loud. 1140 01:12:47,449 --> 01:12:49,017 Okay. 1141 01:12:49,151 --> 01:12:50,819 Just be natural. You'll be fine. 1142 01:12:50,952 --> 01:12:52,888 All right, places, everyone! 1143 01:12:55,023 --> 01:12:56,791 (bell rings) (footsteps) 1144 01:12:56,925 --> 01:12:59,861 Uh, hey, whoa, what is that? 1145 01:13:02,696 --> 01:13:05,300 Harry, what kind of shoes are those? 1146 01:13:06,201 --> 01:13:09,571 Uh... Come on, guys, rubber soles! 1147 01:13:09,703 --> 01:13:12,140 Okay, everyone, a reminder. 1148 01:13:12,274 --> 01:13:15,343 Rubber soles only from now on! 1149 01:13:15,477 --> 01:13:16,878 Okay. 1150 01:13:17,612 --> 01:13:20,882 And camera! And sound! 1151 01:13:21,016 --> 01:13:24,419 "It's Joanne from 31 Grimes Hall. I just..." 1152 01:13:24,553 --> 01:13:27,589 Fuck! "31 Grays Hall." Grays Hall, Grays Hall. 1153 01:13:27,721 --> 01:13:29,157 "Hiya, this is Joanne from 31 Grays Hall. 1154 01:13:29,291 --> 01:13:30,992 I just wanted to see if the phone worked." 1155 01:13:31,126 --> 01:13:33,761 "Just wanted to see if the phone worked. Who is this?" 1156 01:13:35,030 --> 01:13:37,966 - Scene 17, take one. - (crew member) Mark. 1157 01:13:39,634 --> 01:13:41,836 (exhales) 1158 01:13:41,970 --> 01:13:44,673 Come on. Come on, come on. You know it. 1159 01:13:44,806 --> 01:13:47,708 Ruth: And action! 1160 01:13:58,453 --> 01:14:01,256 (whirring) 1161 01:14:11,866 --> 01:14:13,802 (door hinge squeaking) 1162 01:14:19,975 --> 01:14:22,344 (electricity buzzing) 1163 01:14:22,477 --> 01:14:25,746 (footsteps) 1164 01:14:30,018 --> 01:14:31,553 Hello, college! (microphone squeals) 1165 01:14:31,686 --> 01:14:33,188 Jesus, fuck! Cut! 1166 01:14:33,321 --> 01:14:34,256 (bell rings) 1167 01:14:34,389 --> 01:14:35,991 Max: What happened? She blew the valves. 1168 01:14:36,124 --> 01:14:38,660 - I just need a minute. - Max: All right, well, hurry. 1169 01:14:39,594 --> 01:14:41,630 Give me one sec. Christ, it's hot in there. 1170 01:14:41,762 --> 01:14:44,065 Max: Okay, are we still in places? 1171 01:14:44,199 --> 01:14:45,900 Okay. 1172 01:14:47,902 --> 01:14:49,738 Okay, all set here. Miss LaRoy? Yeah. 1173 01:14:49,871 --> 01:14:53,774 What would really help us would be if you said the line a little more quietly. 1174 01:14:56,177 --> 01:14:59,014 - Okay. - Max: All right, places, everyone! 1175 01:14:59,614 --> 01:15:01,449 And camera! 1176 01:15:01,583 --> 01:15:03,184 And sound! 1177 01:15:03,318 --> 01:15:04,319 (bell rings) 1178 01:15:04,452 --> 01:15:05,787 Close that! 1179 01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:07,489 Don't you know what a red light means? 1180 01:15:07,622 --> 01:15:09,624 Scene 17, take two. 1181 01:15:09,758 --> 01:15:10,992 (crew member) Mark. 1182 01:15:11,726 --> 01:15:12,961 Action. 1183 01:15:16,398 --> 01:15:17,432 (sighs) 1184 01:15:19,501 --> 01:15:21,136 Ruth: Cut. Missed your mark, Nell. 1185 01:15:21,269 --> 01:15:22,037 (bell rings) 1186 01:15:22,170 --> 01:15:24,239 - Nellie: Oh. - Ruth: It's... 1187 01:15:24,372 --> 01:15:25,874 Yeah, I, uh... 1188 01:15:26,007 --> 01:15:28,810 I don't know, I felt, like, a little lighter on my feet that time. 1189 01:15:28,943 --> 01:15:32,080 I feel I should come further into the room. Right, but the microphone is... 1190 01:15:32,213 --> 01:15:33,815 Um... (snaps fingers) 1191 01:15:33,948 --> 01:15:35,317 All right. Hey, Lloyd? Yeah. 1192 01:15:35,450 --> 01:15:38,553 Can we just move the mic a little deeper in the room? 1193 01:15:39,789 --> 01:15:41,856 Lloyd: Why? 1194 01:15:41,990 --> 01:15:43,725 Because Nellie felt lighter on her feet that time. 1195 01:15:43,858 --> 01:15:46,494 Nellie: I was just saying I think I should come further into the room. 1196 01:15:46,628 --> 01:15:49,431 Oh, okay. Yeah, sure, I mean, if you have half an hour to spare. 1197 01:15:49,564 --> 01:15:52,167 Ruth: Half an hour? Well, I can't just move the mic. 1198 01:15:52,300 --> 01:15:53,868 I have to redo all the wires. 1199 01:15:54,002 --> 01:15:56,538 We'll have to reset the rafters, then find the new position. 1200 01:15:56,671 --> 01:15:59,274 Then I'm gonna have to recalibrate the whole room. Okay, okay. Okay. 1201 01:15:59,407 --> 01:16:01,276 Nell, why don't we just... Is it okay... 1202 01:16:01,409 --> 01:16:03,945 Let's just try one on the mark, okay? You can do it. 1203 01:16:04,079 --> 01:16:07,149 And camera! And sound! 1204 01:16:07,283 --> 01:16:08,250 (rings) 1205 01:16:08,384 --> 01:16:10,686 Scene 17, take three. Mark. 1206 01:16:10,821 --> 01:16:11,954 Action. 1207 01:16:12,555 --> 01:16:15,191 (squeaking) 1208 01:16:19,261 --> 01:16:21,864 (quietly) Well, hello, college. Cut! No good for sound. 1209 01:16:21,997 --> 01:16:24,233 Well, fucking hell, Lloyd. Could you just let us get through one take? 1210 01:16:24,367 --> 01:16:27,470 Why would I do that if you won't be able to use it? You told me to do it quiet. 1211 01:16:27,603 --> 01:16:30,841 That's why I did it quiet. Quiet, not inarticulate. You can't mumble. 1212 01:16:30,973 --> 01:16:32,843 This is bullshit. 1213 01:16:33,008 --> 01:16:35,644 Are we going again or what? I can't breathe in here! We're going again! 1214 01:16:35,778 --> 01:16:37,713 And camera and sound! (rings) 1215 01:16:37,848 --> 01:16:40,116 Scene 17, take four. Mark. 1216 01:16:40,249 --> 01:16:42,151 Action. (squeaks) 1217 01:16:48,157 --> 01:16:49,925 Well, hello, college! 1218 01:16:50,059 --> 01:16:51,527 Motherfucker! Who opened the door? 1219 01:16:51,660 --> 01:16:52,895 (shouting) 1220 01:16:53,028 --> 01:16:54,330 Max: All right, everybody, eyes on me! 1221 01:16:54,463 --> 01:16:56,132 Any other faggots who ignore that red light... 1222 01:16:56,265 --> 01:16:58,167 You're alternating the pitch of your voice too much. 1223 01:16:58,300 --> 01:17:00,804 Okay, can you just... Lloyd, Lloyd, fuck off. 1224 01:17:00,936 --> 01:17:05,307 Fuck off. I listen to my fucking director, not the fucking sound guy! 1225 01:17:05,775 --> 01:17:07,176 Who the fu... 1226 01:17:08,277 --> 01:17:11,147 Mr. Wallach, so happy you're joining us. Come on. 1227 01:17:21,825 --> 01:17:23,359 Maybe try staying more monotone. 1228 01:17:24,427 --> 01:17:25,261 Okay. 1229 01:17:25,394 --> 01:17:27,296 And camera and sound! Yeah, okay. 1230 01:17:27,430 --> 01:17:29,031 (rings) Scene 17, take five. 1231 01:17:29,165 --> 01:17:30,633 Mark. Action. 1232 01:17:30,766 --> 01:17:32,168 (squeaks) 1233 01:17:36,907 --> 01:17:38,340 Well, hello, college. 1234 01:17:47,349 --> 01:17:49,452 - Hiya, this is Joanne from Gray... - Lloyd: Cut! 1235 01:17:49,585 --> 01:17:53,055 Motherfucking shit! Cocksucking... What the fuck? 1236 01:17:53,189 --> 01:17:54,791 Ruth: What the fuck happened now? 1237 01:17:54,925 --> 01:17:56,725 I'm hearing a high-pitched noise. Yeah, it's her voice. 1238 01:17:56,860 --> 01:17:58,727 - Do you hear that? - Nellie: For fuck's sake. 1239 01:17:58,862 --> 01:18:00,596 Do you hear? That squeak? 1240 01:18:02,364 --> 01:18:04,066 Is anybody wearing a watch? 1241 01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:05,936 No. No. 1242 01:18:06,068 --> 01:18:08,437 I'm telling you, I can't stay in there that long. 1243 01:18:08,571 --> 01:18:10,306 It's a fucking hotbox! I get it, Bill. 1244 01:18:10,439 --> 01:18:12,775 Nobody is comfortable in here. Quiet! 1245 01:18:12,909 --> 01:18:14,610 What is that fucking sound? 1246 01:18:14,743 --> 01:18:17,079 - We gotta move this along. - (whispering) I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallach. 1247 01:18:17,213 --> 01:18:19,181 We'll get this under control, I promise you. 1248 01:18:20,182 --> 01:18:22,585 "Hiya, this is Joanne from 31 Grimes Hall." 1249 01:18:22,718 --> 01:18:26,255 Fuck! Grays Hall. "I just wanted to see... Who is this?" 1250 01:18:27,990 --> 01:18:30,493 (breathing heavily) 1251 01:18:31,060 --> 01:18:32,428 (buzzing) 1252 01:18:34,463 --> 01:18:38,033 Hey, Count? Count? (snaps fingers) 1253 01:18:38,167 --> 01:18:39,502 I need a red one. Yeah, yeah. 1254 01:18:39,635 --> 01:18:41,838 "The" Count. It's just The Count. 1255 01:18:41,972 --> 01:18:43,405 Just next time say, "The Count." 1256 01:18:43,539 --> 01:18:45,074 Now's not really "The" fucking time. 1257 01:18:45,207 --> 01:18:47,643 Found it! It's a pin in Ruth's ankle. 1258 01:18:47,776 --> 01:18:49,311 Did you have surgery? 1259 01:18:49,445 --> 01:18:52,781 If you can just keep your right leg absolutely still. 1260 01:18:52,916 --> 01:18:55,952 Max: And camera and sound! 1261 01:18:56,085 --> 01:18:57,052 (sighs) (rings) 1262 01:18:57,186 --> 01:18:58,687 Scene 17, take six. Mark. 1263 01:18:59,388 --> 01:19:01,524 Action. (squeaks) 1264 01:19:04,928 --> 01:19:06,228 Well, hello, college. (sneezes) 1265 01:19:06,362 --> 01:19:10,332 Who sneezed? Who the fuck sneezed? 1266 01:19:10,466 --> 01:19:14,270 Kike-nosed, Hymie-hole piece of mongoloid shit! I see you. 1267 01:19:14,403 --> 01:19:16,873 Oh, I see you right there, you little Shylock dickface. 1268 01:19:17,007 --> 01:19:21,410 Wipe your nose again! Wipe your little hook nose, you menorah motherfucker! 1269 01:19:21,544 --> 01:19:25,247 Now, does anyone else here need to sneeze? Huh? 1270 01:19:25,381 --> 01:19:28,751 Does anyone else here need to fuck this scene in the ass? 1271 01:19:29,318 --> 01:19:31,387 Camera! And sound! 1272 01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:33,255 Scene 17, take seven. Mark. 1273 01:19:33,389 --> 01:19:36,058 Action. (squeaks) 1274 01:19:39,094 --> 01:19:40,462 Hello, college. Nell, your mark! 1275 01:19:40,596 --> 01:19:42,498 (screams) Fuck this shit! 1276 01:19:42,631 --> 01:19:44,667 Fuck. Lloyd. It's a million fucking degrees! 1277 01:19:44,801 --> 01:19:47,603 We gotta move the mic. Or you could fucking direct her to hit her fucking mark. 1278 01:19:47,736 --> 01:19:49,705 But why is it so fucking hard? You're right! 1279 01:19:49,839 --> 01:19:52,241 I didn't realize we were making Ben-Hur! 1280 01:19:52,374 --> 01:19:54,844 I can move it right now. My whole year is wide open. 1281 01:19:54,978 --> 01:19:57,079 We could shoot this thing through fucking New Year's. 1282 01:19:57,212 --> 01:20:00,016 Wherever the fuck those little feet of hers want to go, I can move the mic for them! 1283 01:20:00,149 --> 01:20:03,352 Okay, calm down! Get off of me! I dare you! I fucking dare you! 1284 01:20:03,485 --> 01:20:05,321 Get off the set! You're good. 1285 01:20:05,454 --> 01:20:07,189 Un-fucking-professional! 1286 01:20:07,323 --> 01:20:08,959 Okay. Okay, Lloyd, ready to go again? 1287 01:20:09,091 --> 01:20:11,995 You want me to use this chalk? Make the mark bigger for you? 1288 01:20:12,127 --> 01:20:14,129 Ruth: Okay, we're gonna go again. It's fine. No, it's fine. 1289 01:20:14,263 --> 01:20:16,398 The mark's right here. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! 1290 01:20:16,532 --> 01:20:19,101 Oh, yeah! Come on! Come on! 1291 01:20:19,234 --> 01:20:20,769 (all shouting) 1292 01:20:20,904 --> 01:20:24,173 Can we go? I'm gonna have a fucking heart attack in here. 1293 01:20:24,306 --> 01:20:27,077 Get back in your fucking box, Bill! 1294 01:20:27,242 --> 01:20:28,377 Lloyd: I can't even believe this. 1295 01:20:28,510 --> 01:20:30,479 Everyone, shut up! Shut the fuck up! 1296 01:20:30,613 --> 01:20:33,682 Nellie: That's not how we make movies. Shut the fuck up! 1297 01:20:33,817 --> 01:20:37,854 Shut up! Shut up! Shut the fuck up! 1298 01:20:37,988 --> 01:20:40,090 Shut the fuck up! 1299 01:20:40,222 --> 01:20:44,360 Now, if anyone stops this scene again, I will shit on you! 1300 01:20:44,493 --> 01:20:48,430 I will shit in your mouth, I promise you! 1301 01:20:50,766 --> 01:20:55,237 Is that clear, Lloyd? Is that good for fucking sound? 1302 01:20:55,371 --> 01:20:59,174 Now, we are going again! 1303 01:20:59,308 --> 01:21:03,612 Camera! And motherfucking sound! 1304 01:21:11,121 --> 01:21:14,223 (breathing raggedly) 1305 01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:18,028 (rings) 1306 01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:20,763 - Scene 17, take eight. - (weakly) Mark. 1307 01:21:21,730 --> 01:21:23,532 (sighs) Action. 1308 01:21:26,168 --> 01:21:28,737 (squeaking) 1309 01:21:34,209 --> 01:21:36,278 Hello, college. 1310 01:21:42,718 --> 01:21:43,652 Hello? 1311 01:21:43,787 --> 01:21:45,654 Hiya, this is Joanne from 31 Grays Hall. 1312 01:21:45,789 --> 01:21:48,158 I was just gonna see if the phone worked. 1313 01:21:48,290 --> 01:21:49,758 Who is this? 1314 01:21:49,893 --> 01:21:53,495 You don't say. The Dean! Well, how you doin'? 1315 01:21:54,763 --> 01:21:56,833 It's a nice campus you got here. 1316 01:21:56,966 --> 01:21:58,434 So, uh, 1317 01:21:58,567 --> 01:22:01,336 what's a girl supposed to do once she's here? 1318 01:22:01,470 --> 01:22:03,205 (laughs) Sure, classes. 1319 01:22:03,338 --> 01:22:05,374 But ain't you got any parties? 1320 01:22:05,507 --> 01:22:07,776 Not till the evening, huh? 1321 01:22:09,045 --> 01:22:11,280 All right, I can handle that. 1322 01:22:11,413 --> 01:22:14,249 I'm from Granville, Ohio, so I know quiet. 1323 01:22:14,383 --> 01:22:15,451 (chuckles) 1324 01:22:15,584 --> 01:22:18,253 Thanks a bunch, Dean. See you later. 1325 01:22:20,890 --> 01:22:24,326 Nice fella. Wonder if he's single. 1326 01:22:32,434 --> 01:22:33,903 Cut! Cut! 1327 01:22:34,037 --> 01:22:36,940 (all cheering) We did it! 1328 01:22:37,073 --> 01:22:38,707 (squealing) 1329 01:22:38,842 --> 01:22:42,078 (laughing hysterically) Yes, we did it! 1330 01:22:42,212 --> 01:22:43,947 (laughing hysterically) 1331 01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:47,349 - Okay, check the gate! - Max: Billy, check the gate! 1332 01:22:48,184 --> 01:22:49,618 (laughing) 1333 01:22:51,420 --> 01:22:53,756 Max: Billy! (laughs) 1334 01:22:53,890 --> 01:22:54,924 Bill! 1335 01:22:56,391 --> 01:22:57,693 Billy, come on. 1336 01:22:57,827 --> 01:23:00,596 Bill... Let's get a crowbar. Come on. Hurry up. 1337 01:23:03,233 --> 01:23:04,234 (all) Bill! 1338 01:23:04,366 --> 01:23:06,035 Ruth: Oh, my God. 1339 01:23:10,539 --> 01:23:11,975 He's dead. 1340 01:23:13,442 --> 01:23:18,047 (playing jazz) 1341 01:23:18,181 --> 01:23:20,415 (people whooping) 1342 01:23:21,084 --> 01:23:22,317 Manuel! 1343 01:23:23,153 --> 01:23:24,419 Meet Estelle. 1344 01:23:24,553 --> 01:23:27,157 She's from Broadway. She's a real actor. 1345 01:23:27,289 --> 01:23:32,294 We got engaged yesterday. Now she's trying to explain to me that movies are a low art. 1346 01:23:33,163 --> 01:23:34,296 Mucho gusto. Drinks? 1347 01:23:34,429 --> 01:23:36,665 Double shot of tequila. Water, darling. 1348 01:23:39,301 --> 01:23:40,937 (shattering) Hola, Jacky! 1349 01:23:41,070 --> 01:23:42,771 Hola, Carmelita. 1350 01:23:43,605 --> 01:23:45,875 I have no idea who that is. 1351 01:23:49,879 --> 01:23:53,850 The point is, darling, I believe movies are every bit as profound. 1352 01:23:53,983 --> 01:23:56,786 And with sync sound, which, who knows, 1353 01:23:56,920 --> 01:23:59,823 could be what the discovery of perspective was for painting, 1354 01:23:59,956 --> 01:24:03,392 I think what we have here in Hollywood is high art. 1355 01:24:03,525 --> 01:24:06,129 It's... Party time, sparkle cocks! 1356 01:24:06,262 --> 01:24:08,397 (all cheering) 1357 01:24:09,165 --> 01:24:10,834 Hot damn! 1358 01:24:10,967 --> 01:24:13,169 Jack Conrad? Hmm. 1359 01:24:13,303 --> 01:24:17,506 You are even more fuckable in person. 1360 01:24:17,639 --> 01:24:20,076 Thank you. This is Estelle. 1361 01:24:20,210 --> 01:24:21,911 His fiancée. Fiancée? 1362 01:24:22,045 --> 01:24:24,080 Hey, I'm not actually gonna fuck him. 1363 01:24:24,214 --> 01:24:26,648 I beat the whole USC football team at a game of craps when we wrapped, 1364 01:24:26,783 --> 01:24:28,918 so now they have to be my slaves for the night. 1365 01:24:29,052 --> 01:24:31,187 Jack, can you say hi to my dad, please? Sure. 1366 01:24:31,321 --> 01:24:33,890 He wanted to meet you. He's also my manager. It's a good thing we met, Jack. 1367 01:24:34,023 --> 01:24:36,192 I got a business proposition just for you. 1368 01:24:36,326 --> 01:24:38,460 A Nellie-themed diner. 1369 01:24:38,594 --> 01:24:40,964 I'm gonna call it "The Wild Child Grill." 1370 01:24:41,097 --> 01:24:44,466 I'm gonna serve sandwiches shaped like her face. 1371 01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:47,003 (band playing quietly) 1372 01:24:47,136 --> 01:24:48,838 Sidney: It's not a threat, it's just what it is. 1373 01:24:48,972 --> 01:24:51,207 If you keep playing flat, I'm gonna fucking headbutt you, 1374 01:24:51,341 --> 01:24:53,508 and it's just gonna be what it's gonna be. 1375 01:24:53,642 --> 01:24:55,278 You need to play better. You embarrassing us. 1376 01:24:55,410 --> 01:24:57,815 Joe, you hear what he just said to me? Listen to this psychopath. 1377 01:24:57,948 --> 01:24:59,817 When you gonna do something? Why you worried about Joe? 1378 01:24:59,950 --> 01:25:01,384 Nigga, when are you gonna do something? 1379 01:25:01,517 --> 01:25:02,920 Have you ever heard of Alexander Scriabin? 1380 01:25:03,053 --> 01:25:05,256 Why the fuck do I care about Alexander Scriabin? 1381 01:25:05,388 --> 01:25:07,291 Alexander Scriabin was a Russian pianist. 1382 01:25:07,423 --> 01:25:10,160 Broke his hands just so his fingers could stretch across the keys better. 1383 01:25:10,294 --> 01:25:13,730 I'm saying if I fucking headbutt you across them funky-ass lips of yours, 1384 01:25:13,864 --> 01:25:15,565 you might start playing a little better. 1385 01:25:15,698 --> 01:25:17,368 We can hope. You're fucking deranged, Sidney. 1386 01:25:17,500 --> 01:25:20,304 Elinor's trying to civilize me for talkies. Ain't that nice? 1387 01:25:20,436 --> 01:25:21,839 "Isn't that nice?" 1388 01:25:21,972 --> 01:25:24,108 Isn't. And more attire next time. 1389 01:25:24,241 --> 01:25:25,943 A little more attire's always in the way. 1390 01:25:26,076 --> 01:25:28,012 Nellie dresses low 'cause Nellie is low. 1391 01:25:28,145 --> 01:25:31,081 Now, let me tell you about the time I fought a rattlesnake. 1392 01:25:31,215 --> 01:25:33,117 It was Death Valley. April. 1393 01:25:33,250 --> 01:25:35,752 Jack? It's George. 1394 01:25:37,420 --> 01:25:38,923 Aw, Georgie. 1395 01:25:39,722 --> 01:25:42,192 Who was it this time? (panting) 1396 01:25:42,326 --> 01:25:43,760 Claire. 1397 01:25:43,894 --> 01:25:45,628 Claire. Well, Claire's a lesbian. 1398 01:25:45,762 --> 01:25:47,463 That's an uphill battle for anyone. 1399 01:25:47,597 --> 01:25:50,267 Come on, buddy, get your head out of there. Let's go get a drink. 1400 01:25:50,401 --> 01:25:52,102 Okay, okay, I'll stop. 1401 01:25:55,072 --> 01:25:56,006 I'm stuck. 1402 01:25:56,140 --> 01:25:58,175 What? I'm stuck. 1403 01:25:58,309 --> 01:25:59,742 Get me the fuck out of here! 1404 01:25:59,877 --> 01:26:02,445 (emcee) Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please! 1405 01:26:02,578 --> 01:26:04,447 For your entertainment this evening, 1406 01:26:04,580 --> 01:26:08,718 Miss Lady Fay Zhu will now choose a partner. 1407 01:26:09,452 --> 01:26:13,791 (band playing tango) 1408 01:26:25,235 --> 01:26:26,469 Hi. 1409 01:26:27,537 --> 01:26:29,772 I'm Nellie LaRoy's dad. 1410 01:26:30,207 --> 01:26:31,574 (chuckles) 1411 01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:33,210 What's your name? 1412 01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:46,316 Cannonball! 1413 01:27:57,560 --> 01:28:00,030 (laughing) 1414 01:28:06,236 --> 01:28:08,638 (crowd applauding) 1415 01:28:17,680 --> 01:28:20,551 (vocalizing) 1416 01:28:20,683 --> 01:28:22,319 You're great, man. 1417 01:28:22,453 --> 01:28:25,989 You call my office 'cause we're gonna need more musicians. 1418 01:28:26,123 --> 01:28:27,558 And you're talented, man. 1419 01:28:27,690 --> 01:28:29,059 Mr. Thalberg, it's an honor to meet... 1420 01:28:29,193 --> 01:28:31,627 Yeah, I'm gonna go throw up now. 1421 01:28:34,298 --> 01:28:37,067 (guest 1) Spoke to my friend at Kinoscope. He said the movie's a disaster. 1422 01:28:37,201 --> 01:28:39,203 - (guest 2) LaRoy's? - (guest 1) Yeah. 1423 01:28:39,336 --> 01:28:41,405 They went double the budget 'cause she could never hit her fucking mark 1424 01:28:41,538 --> 01:28:44,174 and her voice sounds like a dying pig. (laughter) 1425 01:28:44,308 --> 01:28:46,642 No, seriously, apparently the footage is so awful, 1426 01:28:46,776 --> 01:28:48,345 Wallach's already thinking about dumping her. 1427 01:28:48,479 --> 01:28:50,981 (guest 2) I'm not surprised. She never had any talent anyway. 1428 01:28:51,115 --> 01:28:52,950 (guest 1) Oh, my God. Zero. 1429 01:28:53,083 --> 01:28:57,254 Filthy, slutty piece of fucking trash with a nasty voice. 1430 01:28:57,788 --> 01:28:58,956 (laughing) 1431 01:28:59,089 --> 01:29:00,891 You meet her dad? Oh, my God. 1432 01:29:01,024 --> 01:29:04,128 He's even more embarrassing than she is. Fucking idiot. 1433 01:29:06,096 --> 01:29:07,364 Goodbye! 1434 01:29:07,498 --> 01:29:08,631 (laughing) 1435 01:29:08,764 --> 01:29:10,868 Don't come back! (laughing continues) 1436 01:29:11,001 --> 01:29:14,271 (guest 1) It's the end, I'm telling you. It's the end for all of 'em. 1437 01:29:14,404 --> 01:29:15,638 All the frogs. 1438 01:29:25,582 --> 01:29:28,218 (crying, sniffling) 1439 01:29:45,668 --> 01:29:48,305 (sighs) Don't be a fucking baby. 1440 01:30:02,419 --> 01:30:05,289 Robert: And that, that is when I grabbed the snake by the head. 1441 01:30:05,422 --> 01:30:08,258 The big fucking man! There he is! What? 1442 01:30:08,392 --> 01:30:10,894 What's he telling you? What was he saying to you? 1443 01:30:11,028 --> 01:30:12,496 The snake story. The snake story. 1444 01:30:12,629 --> 01:30:15,132 Come on, buddy. You got it, yeah. 1445 01:30:15,265 --> 01:30:16,934 Nellie: Dad, I have an idea. 1446 01:30:17,067 --> 01:30:21,872 Why don't you fight a snake... A real one... right now? 1447 01:30:22,005 --> 01:30:23,874 Come on. Okay, no problemo. 1448 01:30:24,007 --> 01:30:26,143 Let's go fight a snake. Okay! 1449 01:30:26,276 --> 01:30:30,347 Fucking listen up, all you big-dick Mister Men! 1450 01:30:30,480 --> 01:30:36,019 Who wants to see my dad fight a fucking snake? 1451 01:30:37,921 --> 01:30:39,122 Fuck yeah! 1452 01:30:39,256 --> 01:30:42,125 (all cheering) 1453 01:30:43,660 --> 01:30:45,696 Jack: A snake's getting fought! 1454 01:30:45,829 --> 01:30:47,763 A snake's getting fought! 1455 01:30:54,071 --> 01:30:56,039 Yeah, I mean, Chaplin is hung for sure, 1456 01:30:56,173 --> 01:30:59,243 but Gary Cooper... Gary Cooper is a fucking horse! 1457 01:30:59,376 --> 01:31:03,413 He's also a fucking pussy. All that cock... (snorts) ...no balls. 1458 01:31:03,547 --> 01:31:04,982 A shame. (snorts) 1459 01:31:05,115 --> 01:31:07,351 What are the schlongs like on Broadway? You want some? 1460 01:31:07,484 --> 01:31:10,854 Estelle: No, thank you. Doesn't look that bad, buddy. 1461 01:31:10,988 --> 01:31:12,389 Stop! (pats window) 1462 01:31:17,928 --> 01:31:20,397 (rattling) 1463 01:31:21,398 --> 01:31:23,667 (car doors closing) 1464 01:31:23,800 --> 01:31:25,602 Sweetie, come on. Please don't... 1465 01:31:25,736 --> 01:31:27,271 (laughing) 1466 01:31:27,404 --> 01:31:29,206 Elinor: Thank you. 1467 01:31:29,339 --> 01:31:30,374 Please, hurry! 1468 01:31:30,507 --> 01:31:32,542 (squealing, laughing) 1469 01:31:34,444 --> 01:31:37,147 This can't be where we... Where are we? 1470 01:31:37,281 --> 01:31:39,049 (laughing) 1471 01:31:39,182 --> 01:31:41,785 Where'd he go? (people exclaiming) 1472 01:31:43,220 --> 01:31:44,988 (laughing) Robert: Holy fuck! 1473 01:31:45,122 --> 01:31:48,058 Out of my way! Huh. Huh. 1474 01:31:48,191 --> 01:31:51,261 No! Stand... Stand... Stand back. 1475 01:31:52,229 --> 01:31:53,397 Back! 1476 01:31:53,530 --> 01:31:55,165 I'm gonna fight a snake. 1477 01:31:55,299 --> 01:31:57,934 (rattling continues) Whoo! 1478 01:31:58,068 --> 01:32:02,572 (laughs) Look, sweetie, he's gonna fight a snake. Isn't this great? 1479 01:32:02,706 --> 01:32:04,408 Robert: Here we go. 1480 01:32:04,541 --> 01:32:05,575 Ha! 1481 01:32:08,779 --> 01:32:11,948 See that snake? See this man? 1482 01:32:12,784 --> 01:32:14,151 Watch this. 1483 01:32:16,887 --> 01:32:18,488 (rattling) 1484 01:32:18,622 --> 01:32:20,624 So, first, 1485 01:32:20,757 --> 01:32:25,729 one must assume the position of a mongoose! 1486 01:32:25,862 --> 01:32:28,365 (growls, hisses) (crowd laughing) 1487 01:32:28,498 --> 01:32:31,601 (imitates rattling) 1488 01:32:31,735 --> 01:32:33,805 I'm not... I'm just gonna... 1489 01:32:33,937 --> 01:32:35,439 (grunts) 1490 01:32:35,572 --> 01:32:37,809 (babbling) Tell me that... 1491 01:32:37,941 --> 01:32:41,411 If I could just've done the whole thing over and over and over! 1492 01:32:41,545 --> 01:32:44,748 If I could just fucking defend... Yeah... Fighting... 1493 01:32:44,881 --> 01:32:48,185 (babbling) If I could just... 1494 01:32:48,618 --> 01:32:49,853 I... 1495 01:32:52,389 --> 01:32:53,623 Aw! (laughing) 1496 01:32:53,757 --> 01:32:55,459 (crowd laughing) 1497 01:32:57,060 --> 01:33:00,230 Motherfucker! 1498 01:33:00,931 --> 01:33:02,332 Who is gonna fight it? 1499 01:33:03,867 --> 01:33:05,869 No, I'm not onboard. I'm scared. 1500 01:33:06,002 --> 01:33:07,270 I got practice. I'm allergic. 1501 01:33:07,404 --> 01:33:11,608 Goddamn it, you fucking pussies! (kicks sand) 1502 01:33:11,742 --> 01:33:16,413 You fucking piece-of-shit, fucking bullshit, fucking pussies! 1503 01:33:16,546 --> 01:33:20,183 The night is almost over. I got a 10:00 a.m. call time. 1504 01:33:20,317 --> 01:33:24,254 I just want to see a motherfucking snake fight! 1505 01:33:24,388 --> 01:33:27,591 Nellie, babe... Don't "Nellie, babe" me, you six-foot vagina! 1506 01:33:27,724 --> 01:33:30,360 (crowd laughing) 1507 01:33:30,494 --> 01:33:31,695 I will fight it! 1508 01:33:31,829 --> 01:33:33,330 - (crowd) No, no, no! - Jack: Yes! 1509 01:33:33,463 --> 01:33:35,365 I'm more man than any of you. Nellie, Nellie. 1510 01:33:35,499 --> 01:33:37,768 I ain't a fucking pussy! Nellie... 1511 01:33:37,901 --> 01:33:41,338 (rattling) 1512 01:33:44,541 --> 01:33:47,010 Oh! (gasping) 1513 01:33:47,911 --> 01:33:50,648 See? You see that? 1514 01:33:50,782 --> 01:33:52,483 It's that fucking easy! 1515 01:33:52,617 --> 01:33:53,951 You chickenshit... 1516 01:33:54,085 --> 01:33:55,019 (screaming) 1517 01:33:55,153 --> 01:33:56,521 Nellie! (all gasping) 1518 01:33:56,654 --> 01:33:59,023 (screaming) 1519 01:34:00,925 --> 01:34:03,094 It's not letting go! 1520 01:34:03,227 --> 01:34:04,362 Nellie! Nellie! 1521 01:34:04,495 --> 01:34:06,564 Let it go. Let it... Hey! Hey, I got it! 1522 01:34:08,499 --> 01:34:10,668 (crowd screaming) 1523 01:34:10,803 --> 01:34:13,571 (ballad playing) 1524 01:34:19,310 --> 01:34:22,046 Help me! Help me! (screaming) 1525 01:34:22,580 --> 01:34:24,115 Estelle: Jack! 1526 01:34:24,817 --> 01:34:26,217 Jack! 1527 01:34:30,755 --> 01:34:34,025 (people screaming, shouting) 1528 01:34:34,158 --> 01:34:36,694 (ballad continues playing) 1529 01:35:02,620 --> 01:35:03,988 Estelle: Jack! 1530 01:35:04,622 --> 01:35:05,958 Jack! 1531 01:35:06,090 --> 01:35:07,658 Jack, do something! 1532 01:35:07,793 --> 01:35:11,996 Right. Once more into the breach, dear friends! 1533 01:35:12,129 --> 01:35:14,198 Once more! 1534 01:35:15,132 --> 01:35:17,535 (shouting) 1535 01:35:18,871 --> 01:35:22,373 (screaming) 1536 01:35:25,109 --> 01:35:27,612 Jacky! 1537 01:35:27,745 --> 01:35:29,714 (screams) (groans) 1538 01:35:29,848 --> 01:35:32,750 Help us! 1539 01:35:32,885 --> 01:35:34,418 For fuck's sake. 1540 01:35:39,156 --> 01:35:40,859 (rattling) 1541 01:35:41,559 --> 01:35:43,661 (Nellie thuds) (screaming) 1542 01:36:03,916 --> 01:36:05,716 (sucking) 1543 01:36:05,851 --> 01:36:07,318 (spits) 1544 01:36:07,819 --> 01:36:08,887 (sucking) 1545 01:36:09,021 --> 01:36:10,054 (spits) 1546 01:36:10,187 --> 01:36:13,758 (sucking, spits) 1547 01:36:18,729 --> 01:36:20,298 (gargles) 1548 01:36:23,501 --> 01:36:25,503 (gasps) 1549 01:36:25,636 --> 01:36:26,671 (gags) 1550 01:36:30,641 --> 01:36:33,144 (groans, panting) 1551 01:37:01,138 --> 01:37:04,742 Welcome to the wonderful world of sound! 1552 01:37:22,861 --> 01:37:24,228 I have to do this? 1553 01:37:24,362 --> 01:37:25,964 What do you mean? It's gonna be great! 1554 01:37:26,098 --> 01:37:28,332 Just stand there and sing? Exactly. 1555 01:37:28,466 --> 01:37:30,068 While it's raining. Yeah. 1556 01:37:30,201 --> 01:37:32,503 And that's Noah's Ark? 1557 01:37:33,270 --> 01:37:35,406 Uh, I believe so, yeah. 1558 01:37:35,539 --> 01:37:37,843 Because it's raining so much? 1559 01:37:37,976 --> 01:37:40,444 To be honest with you, I don't really know why it's Noah's Ark. 1560 01:37:40,578 --> 01:37:42,213 Georgie. Come on, come on. 1561 01:37:42,346 --> 01:37:43,849 No. No. What? This is... 1562 01:37:43,982 --> 01:37:46,785 Norma's here. Buster Keaton's here. George, no. No. 1563 01:37:46,918 --> 01:37:48,586 The song's a hit. 1564 01:37:48,719 --> 01:37:50,254 (laughing) You love to sing. 1565 01:37:50,388 --> 01:37:53,859 Oh, I hate you. I hate you. Come on. 1566 01:37:53,992 --> 01:37:56,661 Just don't let Olga shoot me. Okay. 1567 01:38:14,012 --> 01:38:16,148 (mouthing words) 1568 01:38:28,225 --> 01:38:30,028 (director) Cut! Cut! 1569 01:38:30,162 --> 01:38:33,031 Musicians, you're on a break. I wanna work with my actors for a second. 1570 01:38:33,165 --> 01:38:35,766 The head bobbing, it's very mechanical right now. 1571 01:38:35,901 --> 01:38:39,203 Think of something that makes it personal to you. Okay? 1572 01:38:39,336 --> 01:38:41,940 That's a little too much, Mary. That's too personal. Okay? 1573 01:38:42,074 --> 01:38:44,408 So just bobbing, all right? Let's work on that. 1574 01:38:44,542 --> 01:38:46,945 Up. Up. Rest of the body doesn't move. 1575 01:38:47,079 --> 01:38:49,613 Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. 1576 01:38:49,747 --> 01:38:53,584 Very good, Mary. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. 1577 01:38:53,718 --> 01:38:56,287 Oh, I like this. Isolate the shoulders. What do you think? 1578 01:38:56,420 --> 01:38:59,057 Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. 1579 01:38:59,191 --> 01:39:00,959 You're asking me what I think? 1580 01:39:01,093 --> 01:39:02,194 Okay. Yeah. 1581 01:39:02,326 --> 01:39:03,895 This looks so much better. (laughs) 1582 01:39:04,029 --> 01:39:06,064 I think you got those cameras pointed in the wrong direction. 1583 01:39:06,198 --> 01:39:07,833 Do the rainbow, remember? Big arms! 1584 01:39:07,966 --> 01:39:10,234 That's what I think. Take this one more time. Everybody ready? 1585 01:39:10,367 --> 01:39:12,703 Musicians are ready? And action! 1586 01:39:17,408 --> 01:39:20,212 (trumpet flourishes) 1587 01:39:20,344 --> 01:39:22,214 Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. 1588 01:39:22,379 --> 01:39:23,882 Up. Up. 1589 01:39:24,015 --> 01:39:26,550 Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. That's better. 1590 01:39:26,684 --> 01:39:30,122 (trumpet flourishes continue) 1591 01:39:30,254 --> 01:39:32,891 Good. Good, good, Candace. Very good. 1592 01:39:34,592 --> 01:39:39,030 Yeah, it's coming together. This is much better. Remember that energy. 1593 01:39:48,874 --> 01:39:53,912 (end note plays) 1594 01:39:55,013 --> 01:39:57,314 Cut! (bell rings) 1595 01:40:03,221 --> 01:40:04,688 Good idea. 1596 01:40:24,943 --> 01:40:26,577 Manuel Torres. 1597 01:40:28,280 --> 01:40:29,881 How have you been? 1598 01:40:30,481 --> 01:40:32,884 Uh, well, sir. And you? 1599 01:40:35,020 --> 01:40:36,855 Y-You want to talk with Mr. Thalberg? 1600 01:40:36,988 --> 01:40:39,423 Were these Sid Palmer shorts your idea? 1601 01:40:41,325 --> 01:40:44,728 They're more like a collaboration between Sidney and me. 1602 01:40:44,863 --> 01:40:47,299 Uh-huh. How'd you like to leave MGM, 1603 01:40:47,431 --> 01:40:49,100 come be sound chief at Kinoscope? 1604 01:40:50,969 --> 01:40:52,436 What? 1605 01:40:52,570 --> 01:40:55,307 We need Spanish-language pictures. We're taking new directions. 1606 01:40:55,439 --> 01:40:57,641 It's changing times, Manny. I'm honored, sir, but... 1607 01:40:57,775 --> 01:41:00,477 And we need to do something about Nellie LaRoy. 1608 01:41:01,512 --> 01:41:02,914 Oh, yeah. 1609 01:41:03,681 --> 01:41:05,549 You know her, don't you? 1610 01:41:06,584 --> 01:41:08,887 The Jersey thing doesn't work anymore. 1611 01:41:09,020 --> 01:41:11,488 Today's audiences find her pornographic. (chuckles) 1612 01:41:11,622 --> 01:41:14,658 She's been hanging around Jim McKay's casinos like a half-wit. 1613 01:41:14,793 --> 01:41:17,461 She owes gambling debts all over town. 1614 01:41:17,595 --> 01:41:19,663 And she sounds like a donkey. 1615 01:41:20,232 --> 01:41:21,465 I mean... 1616 01:41:23,268 --> 01:41:24,501 Anyways... 1617 01:41:25,469 --> 01:41:26,905 think about it. 1618 01:41:35,046 --> 01:41:36,747 Manny: Gentlemen, here's the plan. 1619 01:41:36,882 --> 01:41:40,352 We turn Nellie LaRoy into a lady. 1620 01:41:40,484 --> 01:41:43,420 We change her parts. We fix her voice. 1621 01:41:43,554 --> 01:41:45,357 No more drugs. No more gambling. 1622 01:41:45,489 --> 01:41:49,560 Elinor St. John writes a story about her amazing transformation. 1623 01:41:49,693 --> 01:41:52,130 With the right endorsements, and with Elinor as an ally, 1624 01:41:52,264 --> 01:41:57,135 we can remake Miss LaRoy into an actress of sophistication. 1625 01:41:57,269 --> 01:41:58,535 Like the ladies of MGM. 1626 01:41:58,669 --> 01:42:00,671 Next, Sidney Palmer. Today's white audiences 1627 01:42:00,805 --> 01:42:02,274 want Negroes in their pictures. 1628 01:42:02,406 --> 01:42:03,741 Negro music, Negro voices. 1629 01:42:03,875 --> 01:42:06,710 So we bring Sidney to Kinoscope, whatever he costs. 1630 01:42:10,414 --> 01:42:11,782 One moment, gentlemen. One moment. 1631 01:42:11,917 --> 01:42:14,585 Um, Sidney Palmer, okay? Sidney Palmer. 1632 01:42:34,039 --> 01:42:36,507 I was hoping I could introduce the two of you. 1633 01:42:36,640 --> 01:42:39,144 Miss LaRoy, meet Mr. Torres. 1634 01:42:39,277 --> 01:42:40,711 Mr. Torres, meet Miss LaRoy. 1635 01:42:40,845 --> 01:42:44,183 Mr. Torres is gonna be working for us here at Kinoscope. 1636 01:42:48,653 --> 01:42:49,989 Hi, Mr. Torres. 1637 01:42:50,122 --> 01:42:51,556 Just want you to know that I'm ready to change, 1638 01:42:51,690 --> 01:42:53,859 and I'll do whatever you need. 1639 01:42:57,196 --> 01:42:58,530 Call me Manny. 1640 01:42:59,165 --> 01:43:00,032 (director) Cut! 1641 01:43:00,166 --> 01:43:02,335 Beautiful. Bellísimo, bellísimo. 1642 01:43:02,467 --> 01:43:04,502 Next time, try softer, okay? 1643 01:43:04,636 --> 01:43:07,406 "But why, my darling Pierre? Why?" 1644 01:43:07,539 --> 01:43:09,008 Walt! Walt, hey! 1645 01:43:09,141 --> 01:43:11,177 Move that microphone 45 degrees, okay? 1646 01:43:11,310 --> 01:43:14,280 That one near her, okay? (phone ringing) 1647 01:43:14,413 --> 01:43:16,816 - Amigo, no, no, no. - Hey... (whistles)... amigo! 1648 01:43:16,949 --> 01:43:19,185 It's not "Manuel," it's "Manny." Manny Torres. 1649 01:43:19,318 --> 01:43:21,253 - Not Manuel, okay? - (assistant) Phone for you, sir! 1650 01:43:21,387 --> 01:43:22,754 Yeah. (speaking Spanish) 1651 01:43:22,888 --> 01:43:24,123 - Manny: Manny Torres. - Jack: Manuel. 1652 01:43:24,256 --> 01:43:26,993 - Jack: Moving up fast. - Jack? I'm sorry. 1653 01:43:27,126 --> 01:43:28,961 I meant to call you. The reds chill her out. 1654 01:43:29,095 --> 01:43:30,930 Blues keep her skinny. Don't say a word. I'm happy for you. 1655 01:43:31,063 --> 01:43:33,132 Jack: You deserve this. Did you see my screen test yet, Manny? 1656 01:43:33,265 --> 01:43:35,901 Jack: Now go show those fat fucks how it's done. 1657 01:43:36,035 --> 01:43:37,502 (line clicks) 1658 01:43:39,071 --> 01:43:41,539 Okay! Okay! (speaking Spanish) 1659 01:43:41,673 --> 01:43:44,642 Let's roll, people! Let's go! Take two! 1660 01:43:44,776 --> 01:43:48,546 "Pierre, who is the fella to whom you are speaking?" 1661 01:43:48,680 --> 01:43:50,749 "Who is the fellow..." Fellow. 1662 01:43:50,883 --> 01:43:52,517 Fellow. Fuck. Fellow. 1663 01:43:52,650 --> 01:43:54,820 Welcome to your new home, Mr. Palmer. 1664 01:44:04,096 --> 01:44:05,965 And your car. 1665 01:44:06,966 --> 01:44:08,901 A gift from Mr. Wallach. 1666 01:44:13,671 --> 01:44:16,674 And that finishes at 5:30, leaving you enough time to make the gala. 1667 01:44:16,809 --> 01:44:18,244 And a Hearst invite has come in for Miss LaRoy. 1668 01:44:18,377 --> 01:44:20,946 Only question is, what do we do about Fay Zhu? 1669 01:44:23,449 --> 01:44:25,818 It won't help Nellie with the Hearst crowd. 1670 01:44:38,898 --> 01:44:41,100 "Listen to me, Catherine. I don't care if they find us. 1671 01:44:41,233 --> 01:44:44,136 They could strip me of my rank and it wouldn't change how I feel." 1672 01:44:44,270 --> 01:44:47,306 Latest voice tests: Conrad Nagel, rich tone. 1673 01:44:47,440 --> 01:44:48,908 William Haines, good consonants. 1674 01:44:49,041 --> 01:44:50,943 Manny: You're messing with Nellie's career, 1675 01:44:51,077 --> 01:44:54,513 and we're trying so hard to get it back on track. 1676 01:44:54,646 --> 01:44:57,249 There's a new sensibility now. 1677 01:44:57,383 --> 01:44:59,418 People care about morals. 1678 01:44:59,552 --> 01:45:03,122 "I've known loss. I've known pain. You're what gives me life." 1679 01:45:03,255 --> 01:45:05,558 Try accenting "you" a little more, darling. 1680 01:45:05,690 --> 01:45:07,759 "You are what gives me life." 1681 01:45:08,260 --> 01:45:09,661 Just a suggestion. 1682 01:45:09,795 --> 01:45:13,065 Marion Davies stutters a bit. Maybe supporting roles from now on? 1683 01:45:13,199 --> 01:45:14,967 Manny: This sort of thing is no longer acceptable. 1684 01:45:15,101 --> 01:45:18,204 "You are what gives me life." Maybe try it slower. 1685 01:45:18,337 --> 01:45:21,773 Ramon Novarro can play guitar, but south-of-the-border accent. 1686 01:45:23,608 --> 01:45:27,980 What I'm trying to say is Kinoscope can no longer employ you. 1687 01:45:31,417 --> 01:45:35,154 Your image is not helpful, and we don't need titles anymore. 1688 01:45:38,157 --> 01:45:39,391 That's it. 1689 01:45:42,228 --> 01:45:43,728 I'm sorry. 1690 01:45:54,507 --> 01:45:58,511 Thalberg: Jack Conrad has a good voice, is our biggest asset. 1691 01:45:58,643 --> 01:46:00,179 Also the most expensive. (knocks on door) 1692 01:46:00,312 --> 01:46:03,349 - Yeah? - Jack: "You are what gives me life. 1693 01:46:03,482 --> 01:46:05,050 I love you." 1694 01:46:05,184 --> 01:46:08,120 Then what I'd suggest there would be to... (phone ringing) 1695 01:46:09,721 --> 01:46:11,123 Jack: Hello? Jack, it's Irv. 1696 01:46:11,257 --> 01:46:13,225 Listen, there's no good way to say this... 1697 01:46:13,359 --> 01:46:15,094 They found George in his home this morning. 1698 01:46:15,227 --> 01:46:17,830 Looks like he struck out with a girl he was seeing. 1699 01:46:17,963 --> 01:46:19,697 He shot himself. 1700 01:46:22,201 --> 01:46:23,235 Jack? 1701 01:46:25,504 --> 01:46:26,738 Thank you. 1702 01:46:33,212 --> 01:46:38,284 So, what I would suggest there would be to play subtext rather than... 1703 01:46:41,153 --> 01:46:42,388 Honey? 1704 01:46:42,521 --> 01:46:44,256 Are you okay? 1705 01:46:45,723 --> 01:46:48,427 He was the first one to say I have talent. 1706 01:46:49,929 --> 01:46:51,797 He saved my life. 1707 01:46:52,531 --> 01:46:53,765 Who? 1708 01:46:58,537 --> 01:47:00,738 It's not a low art, you know. 1709 01:47:00,873 --> 01:47:02,975 I want you to know that. 1710 01:47:04,443 --> 01:47:07,446 What I do means something to millions of people. 1711 01:47:07,580 --> 01:47:11,684 My folks didn't have the money or the education to go to the theater, 1712 01:47:11,817 --> 01:47:14,853 so they went to the vaudeville houses, and then the nickelodeons. 1713 01:47:14,987 --> 01:47:18,324 And you know what? There's beauty there. 1714 01:47:19,491 --> 01:47:22,795 What happens up on that screen means something. 1715 01:47:22,928 --> 01:47:25,965 Maybe not to you in your ivory tower. 1716 01:47:26,098 --> 01:47:30,735 But for real people on the ground, it means something. 1717 01:47:32,571 --> 01:47:35,874 Jack, I-I have no idea what you're talking about. 1718 01:47:36,008 --> 01:47:37,509 Of course you don't. 1719 01:47:37,643 --> 01:47:39,777 Of course you don't! 1720 01:47:39,912 --> 01:47:42,414 A hundred thousand people see you on Broadway, 1721 01:47:42,548 --> 01:47:45,417 and it's the smash of the century, right? 1722 01:47:46,085 --> 01:47:47,920 Well, here it's a flop! 1723 01:47:48,988 --> 01:47:50,522 A fucking flop! 1724 01:47:50,656 --> 01:47:53,758 So do me a favor, darling. Save your subtext recommendations 1725 01:47:53,892 --> 01:47:57,563 for your pretentious Eugene O'Neill-Henrik Ibsen jerk-offs 1726 01:47:57,696 --> 01:48:01,233 that only a handful of rich geriatrics give two fucks about, 1727 01:48:01,367 --> 01:48:04,270 and I'll do what I do without your help! 1728 01:48:05,770 --> 01:48:07,072 Huh? (gasps) 1729 01:48:10,442 --> 01:48:12,411 (breathing heavily) 1730 01:48:16,649 --> 01:48:18,817 (crying) 1731 01:48:30,195 --> 01:48:32,598 Listen, Catherine. I don't care if they find us. 1732 01:48:32,731 --> 01:48:36,001 They could strip me of my rank and it wouldn't change how I feel. 1733 01:48:36,135 --> 01:48:38,837 I've known loss. I've known pain. 1734 01:48:40,005 --> 01:48:42,408 It's you who gives me life. 1735 01:48:43,842 --> 01:48:45,344 I love you. 1736 01:48:53,185 --> 01:48:55,587 You think it works? It's great. 1737 01:48:56,121 --> 01:48:57,523 It's a winner, Jack. 1738 01:48:57,656 --> 01:48:59,325 You think it works? 1739 01:49:02,494 --> 01:49:04,963 (sighs) 1740 01:49:06,031 --> 01:49:08,100 I wish George could've seen it. 1741 01:49:08,901 --> 01:49:10,269 (director) Yes. 1742 01:49:11,570 --> 01:49:13,005 (knock on door) 1743 01:49:13,138 --> 01:49:15,741 (assistant) Mr. Conrad, you're gonna miss your train. 1744 01:49:15,874 --> 01:49:17,109 Christ! 1745 01:49:17,676 --> 01:49:19,411 (groans) Ah, fuck. 1746 01:49:19,545 --> 01:49:22,848 I'm off to repair my marriage. I'll see you bastards in a month. 1747 01:49:22,981 --> 01:49:24,550 (director) Good luck with that. 1748 01:49:27,419 --> 01:49:29,188 Elinor: Okay, don't forget. 1749 01:49:29,321 --> 01:49:32,157 Your friend Manuel pulled a lot of strings to get you in here. 1750 01:49:32,291 --> 01:49:34,393 These people choose who stays and who goes. 1751 01:49:34,526 --> 01:49:36,595 So show them that you're a lady of sophistication 1752 01:49:36,729 --> 01:49:38,063 and you'll be back on top. 1753 01:49:38,197 --> 01:49:39,865 So, now what did we discuss? 1754 01:49:39,998 --> 01:49:42,267 (clears throat) "-ing" not "-in." 1755 01:49:42,401 --> 01:49:44,069 "Isn't" not "ain't." Mm-hmm. 1756 01:49:44,203 --> 01:49:46,472 And when in doubt, say somethin' French. 1757 01:49:46,605 --> 01:49:47,841 Perfection! 1758 01:49:47,973 --> 01:49:51,343 Also, no drinking, and try not to eat too much. 1759 01:49:52,144 --> 01:49:53,946 Billy! Marion! 1760 01:49:54,079 --> 01:49:55,981 Oh, Elinor! Hello. 1761 01:49:56,115 --> 01:50:00,052 May I please present to you Miss Nellie LaRoy. 1762 01:50:00,185 --> 01:50:02,688 How do you do? Enchantée. 1763 01:50:02,822 --> 01:50:04,323 Hearst: Good evening, Miss LaRoy. 1764 01:50:04,456 --> 01:50:05,591 Oh. (chuckles) 1765 01:50:06,158 --> 01:50:07,459 Oh. (chuckles) 1766 01:50:07,593 --> 01:50:09,695 Nell, I'd like you to also meet Mildred Yates. 1767 01:50:10,195 --> 01:50:12,064 Sir Delmer Lunny. 1768 01:50:12,832 --> 01:50:15,501 And Jonathan and Harriet Rothschild. 1769 01:50:15,634 --> 01:50:17,269 Pleasure. (kisses) 1770 01:50:17,403 --> 01:50:19,806 Jonathan: Gerald, have you heard about the new Ellis Engel picture? 1771 01:50:19,938 --> 01:50:21,340 It sounds just awful. 1772 01:50:21,473 --> 01:50:23,877 Gerald: Yes, I've spoken to L.B. about it already. 1773 01:50:24,009 --> 01:50:26,612 There'll be no more of that kind of thing, I can assure you. 1774 01:50:26,745 --> 01:50:31,450 Here we have a pâté de campagne designed by Krümt with a Takagei bubble. 1775 01:50:31,583 --> 01:50:36,522 I hear it's Strindberg season in New York. Do you like Miss Julie? 1776 01:50:37,289 --> 01:50:41,493 Yes, she is lovely and very talented. 1777 01:50:41,627 --> 01:50:43,495 (all laughing) 1778 01:50:46,900 --> 01:50:48,500 (laughs) 1779 01:50:53,605 --> 01:50:54,640 (chattering) 1780 01:50:54,773 --> 01:50:56,341 (chuckles) 1781 01:50:59,578 --> 01:51:01,246 (chattering continues) 1782 01:51:03,282 --> 01:51:05,250 Sidney. Manny. 1783 01:51:14,861 --> 01:51:16,161 All right. 1784 01:51:16,295 --> 01:51:19,765 Billy, is your new rug really a Klikó? 1785 01:51:19,899 --> 01:51:22,734 I got it last spring. One of a kind. 1786 01:51:22,869 --> 01:51:24,002 Mr. Palmer. 1787 01:51:24,136 --> 01:51:26,171 It is truly an honor to meet you. 1788 01:51:26,305 --> 01:51:28,774 Teddy and I saw Cottage Blues last week. 1789 01:51:28,908 --> 01:51:30,509 Genius! 1790 01:51:31,376 --> 01:51:32,411 Thanks. 1791 01:51:36,549 --> 01:51:39,185 Do you play bridge, Miss LaRoy? 1792 01:51:41,789 --> 01:51:44,457 (in French) The bread speaks English with the dog young. 1793 01:51:45,926 --> 01:51:48,094 (speaking French) 1794 01:51:49,028 --> 01:51:51,431 (Elinor responds in French) (laughter) 1795 01:51:55,568 --> 01:51:57,103 (guest) You're from Mexico, then? 1796 01:51:57,237 --> 01:51:59,405 Uh, Spain. Madrid. 1797 01:52:00,039 --> 01:52:02,075 Spain. Madrid. Wow. 1798 01:52:02,208 --> 01:52:04,110 How did you get into music, Mr. Palmer? 1799 01:52:04,244 --> 01:52:07,113 Uh, I taught myself, mostly. 1800 01:52:07,247 --> 01:52:10,918 Incredible. Who are your influences? 1801 01:52:11,084 --> 01:52:13,520 Uh, Scriabin. Ah. 1802 01:52:13,653 --> 01:52:15,288 I like Rachmaninoff. 1803 01:52:19,960 --> 01:52:25,298 Do you think George Eliot was better as a novelist or a poet, Nell? 1804 01:52:27,033 --> 01:52:30,036 I think he was marvelous, marvelous at both. (chuckles) 1805 01:52:30,169 --> 01:52:36,010 Now I do apologize, but I must resign briefly to the powder room. 1806 01:52:36,142 --> 01:52:38,111 I shan't be long. Ta-ta! 1807 01:52:38,244 --> 01:52:41,648 ...everything you need, you know, right here. It's got the restaurants and... 1808 01:52:41,781 --> 01:52:44,985 Of course, now you can't gamble in LA. You been to Cal-Neva? 1809 01:52:45,118 --> 01:52:47,988 This one guy McKay owns a few joints, but he's a little scary, so... 1810 01:52:48,121 --> 01:52:50,356 One moment, please. Oh, sure. 1811 01:52:52,659 --> 01:52:55,261 Jack! Didn't think you'd get in in time. How was Europe? 1812 01:52:55,395 --> 01:52:57,865 Inspiring! Di... And congrats on the new film. 1813 01:52:57,998 --> 01:52:59,499 Opens tonight, right? Correct. 1814 01:52:59,632 --> 01:53:02,702 Did you know Michelangelo painted the entire Sistine Chapel 1815 01:53:02,836 --> 01:53:03,904 on his back? 1816 01:53:04,038 --> 01:53:05,873 Manny! How's our girl doing? 1817 01:53:06,006 --> 01:53:09,409 Oh, She's doing great. Perfect. Okay, good. 1818 01:53:12,012 --> 01:53:13,179 Nellie: Manny, I need to go home. 1819 01:53:13,313 --> 01:53:14,815 You cannot go home. I can't do this. 1820 01:53:14,949 --> 01:53:16,449 You're going back out there. I'm having a heart attack. 1821 01:53:16,583 --> 01:53:18,685 Elinor and I worked so hard to get you into this. 1822 01:53:18,819 --> 01:53:21,154 Manny, I am dying out there. Okay, okay. 1823 01:53:21,287 --> 01:53:23,222 They're a bunch of... They're awful. 1824 01:53:23,356 --> 01:53:26,927 Mildred's got a fucking rabbit on her shoulders that's probably still alive. 1825 01:53:27,061 --> 01:53:28,361 Hey. The ass-pincher! 1826 01:53:28,494 --> 01:53:29,964 They can save your career. They don't like me! 1827 01:53:30,096 --> 01:53:31,764 If they like you... They don't! 1828 01:53:31,899 --> 01:53:33,834 ...we get the right director, the right publicity... What about Ruth? 1829 01:53:33,968 --> 01:53:35,869 I need Ruth back. Ruth doesn't fucking cut it anymore! 1830 01:53:36,003 --> 01:53:38,072 Listen to me, I'm here for you. It's you and me. 1831 01:53:38,204 --> 01:53:41,574 You could be a star again, Nellie. Again. It's you and me. 1832 01:53:43,443 --> 01:53:45,178 You look beautiful, okay? 1833 01:53:45,311 --> 01:53:47,915 I look fucking ridiculous. What's your name? 1834 01:53:48,048 --> 01:53:50,383 Nellie LaRoy. Perfect. Once again. 1835 01:53:50,516 --> 01:53:53,286 Nellie LaRoy. In French. 1836 01:53:53,419 --> 01:53:56,689 It is French already! (chuckles) Okay, let's go. 1837 01:53:56,824 --> 01:53:58,691 Nellie: "Roy" means "king," remember? 1838 01:54:01,929 --> 01:54:03,162 Beautiful. 1839 01:54:04,130 --> 01:54:06,699 Jack. It's great to see you. 1840 01:54:06,834 --> 01:54:08,468 You, too. Salud. 1841 01:54:09,369 --> 01:54:11,204 Are you holding up? 1842 01:54:14,842 --> 01:54:16,609 Well, I do miss him. 1843 01:54:17,276 --> 01:54:18,578 Uh... 1844 01:54:18,711 --> 01:54:19,880 Miss him? 1845 01:54:20,647 --> 01:54:21,748 George. 1846 01:54:22,548 --> 01:54:24,584 What were you referring to? 1847 01:54:24,717 --> 01:54:28,022 Uh... Jack. How was Europe? 1848 01:54:28,154 --> 01:54:30,156 Great! And good to be home. 1849 01:54:30,289 --> 01:54:31,925 That's the attitude. 1850 01:54:32,392 --> 01:54:33,927 Staying strong. 1851 01:54:37,163 --> 01:54:38,765 Where have you been? She's fine. 1852 01:54:38,899 --> 01:54:41,668 And what do you think of the new wave of race films, Mr. Palmer? 1853 01:54:41,802 --> 01:54:46,506 I find the studios' committees for the casting of Negroes inspiring, don't you? 1854 01:54:46,639 --> 01:54:49,977 And he replies, "Do they need an electrician?" 1855 01:54:50,110 --> 01:54:51,177 (all laughing) 1856 01:54:51,310 --> 01:54:52,946 Do you know any good jokes, Nellie? 1857 01:54:53,080 --> 01:54:54,514 Yeah, I... 1858 01:54:54,647 --> 01:54:57,216 Nell prefers listening to jokes rather than telling them. 1859 01:54:57,350 --> 01:54:59,153 Come on, tell us a joke. I have a joke. 1860 01:54:59,285 --> 01:55:01,021 Harold Lloyd and I were in France... 1861 01:55:01,155 --> 01:55:02,956 Hey, how you holding up? 1862 01:55:03,857 --> 01:55:05,258 You, too? 1863 01:55:05,391 --> 01:55:08,095 Well, I guess the movie isn't a hit. 1864 01:55:08,227 --> 01:55:09,529 So be it. 1865 01:55:09,662 --> 01:55:12,231 I'm sure you'll get another chance. 1866 01:55:13,466 --> 01:55:15,635 Why wouldn't I get another chance? 1867 01:55:16,269 --> 01:55:17,805 No, it just... What I mean... 1868 01:55:17,938 --> 01:55:21,909 Would someone kindly tell me what the fuck is going on? 1869 01:55:32,019 --> 01:55:33,686 He shows up with a mime. 1870 01:55:33,821 --> 01:55:38,125 I go, "Harold, my croque monsieur is worth a lot more than a mime!" 1871 01:55:38,257 --> 01:55:39,827 (laughter) 1872 01:55:39,960 --> 01:55:43,262 Nell, you must have some good ones. Well, I-I... 1873 01:55:43,396 --> 01:55:45,531 I am not the best joke teller. 1874 01:55:45,665 --> 01:55:48,068 Jonathan: Come on, Nellie. Isn't being funny what you do? 1875 01:55:48,202 --> 01:55:49,736 Yeah, I believe that films like yours 1876 01:55:49,870 --> 01:55:52,638 are gentle but virile olive branches in these divided times. 1877 01:55:52,772 --> 01:55:56,009 That is my cue. I should be going. Please, you must play for us. 1878 01:55:56,143 --> 01:55:58,544 (laughing) 1879 01:55:58,678 --> 01:56:00,780 Jonathan: Come on, Nellie. We'll approve your next picture. 1880 01:56:00,914 --> 01:56:04,151 - Delmer: Yes, Nellie, be funny. - Elinor: You know, I just thought of one. 1881 01:56:04,317 --> 01:56:05,819 Two fish are on their honeymoon... 1882 01:56:05,953 --> 01:56:07,187 Actually, I got one. 1883 01:56:07,320 --> 01:56:10,157 A bear and a rabbit are shittin' in the woods one day. 1884 01:56:10,289 --> 01:56:12,025 And the bear says to the rabbit, 1885 01:56:12,159 --> 01:56:14,995 "Hey, do ya ever have a problem with the shit stickin' to your fur?" 1886 01:56:15,129 --> 01:56:19,398 And the rabbit finishes shittin' and he says, "No, I never do. Why?" 1887 01:56:19,532 --> 01:56:22,301 And the bear says, "Fan-fuckin'-tastic!" 1888 01:56:22,435 --> 01:56:25,072 And he grabs the rabbit behind the ears 1889 01:56:25,205 --> 01:56:26,272 and... 1890 01:56:26,405 --> 01:56:28,008 (gasps) 1891 01:56:30,610 --> 01:56:32,745 I can't believe you just... 1892 01:56:32,880 --> 01:56:34,014 Why not? 1893 01:56:34,148 --> 01:56:36,682 Why? Haven't you heard what they say about me? 1894 01:56:36,817 --> 01:56:39,019 I'm a degenerate fucking animal. 1895 01:56:39,153 --> 01:56:40,888 "Oh, Nellie!" Look at them. 1896 01:56:41,021 --> 01:56:45,558 "Who knows what she might do? She's from Jersey, you know." 1897 01:56:45,691 --> 01:56:49,096 This is what a degenerate fucking animal from Jersey does. 1898 01:56:49,229 --> 01:56:51,999 (guests gasping, murmuring) 1899 01:56:52,132 --> 01:56:54,600 (moaning) 1900 01:56:57,570 --> 01:56:59,840 (gasping, murmuring continues) 1901 01:57:02,608 --> 01:57:07,247 That's what the degenerate fuckin' animal from Jersey does. 1902 01:57:07,380 --> 01:57:08,748 So you know what? 1903 01:57:08,882 --> 01:57:11,450 I'm gonna let you all go on fucking your cousins, 1904 01:57:11,584 --> 01:57:13,319 polishing your guest lists, 1905 01:57:13,452 --> 01:57:16,824 plying your underaged fuckin' mistresses with fuckin' Beaujolais, 1906 01:57:16,957 --> 01:57:18,324 you sick fucks! 1907 01:57:18,457 --> 01:57:20,794 I'm the animal? What is this shit? 1908 01:57:20,928 --> 01:57:22,162 What is this shit? 1909 01:57:22,296 --> 01:57:25,265 I'm the sick one! I'm the fuckin' crazy one! 1910 01:57:25,398 --> 01:57:27,767 You people make me fucking sick! 1911 01:57:28,334 --> 01:57:30,003 You're not better than me! 1912 01:57:30,137 --> 01:57:33,506 You're not! You're not fucking better than me. 1913 01:57:33,639 --> 01:57:35,976 I don't need this shit. (gasping) 1914 01:57:37,277 --> 01:57:40,848 You know what? I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna stick some coke up my pussy, 1915 01:57:40,981 --> 01:57:44,650 and you all can stick your champagne flutes 1916 01:57:44,784 --> 01:57:48,021 up your rose-smellin', candy-tastin', 1917 01:57:48,155 --> 01:57:51,357 snow-white fuckin' assholes! 1918 01:57:55,262 --> 01:57:57,563 (guests murmuring) 1919 01:58:02,702 --> 01:58:04,905 (stomach gurgling) 1920 01:58:11,879 --> 01:58:13,113 (retching) 1921 01:58:13,247 --> 01:58:15,615 (guests gasping, clamoring) 1922 01:58:18,318 --> 01:58:19,552 Hearst: My rug! (burps) 1923 01:58:19,685 --> 01:58:21,487 You puked on my rug! 1924 01:58:21,621 --> 01:58:24,457 (guests gasping, clamoring) 1925 01:58:26,659 --> 01:58:28,661 (gagging, coughing) 1926 01:58:36,370 --> 01:58:38,771 (guests murmuring) 1927 01:58:46,412 --> 01:58:49,883 Catherine: (whispering) Please, before it's too late. 1928 01:58:50,017 --> 01:58:53,452 You can't stay here. They'll find you. 1929 01:58:54,154 --> 01:58:55,889 They'll find us. 1930 01:58:56,023 --> 01:58:59,092 Jack: Listen, Catherine. I don't care if they find us. 1931 01:58:59,226 --> 01:59:02,561 They could strip me of my rank and it wouldn't change how I feel. 1932 01:59:02,695 --> 01:59:05,498 I've known loss. I've known pain. 1933 01:59:06,900 --> 01:59:09,535 It's you who gives me life. (snorts) 1934 01:59:10,503 --> 01:59:11,972 (snorts) Catherine... 1935 01:59:14,041 --> 01:59:15,842 I love you. (audience laughing) 1936 01:59:15,976 --> 01:59:19,079 I love you, I love you, I love you. 1937 01:59:19,212 --> 01:59:21,614 (laughing continues) 1938 01:59:26,987 --> 01:59:31,158 "I love you, I love you!" (audience member) "I love you!" (laughing) 1939 01:59:36,529 --> 01:59:38,899 (laughing continues) 1940 01:59:51,878 --> 01:59:53,380 Elinor: Jack Conrad. 1941 01:59:53,512 --> 01:59:54,815 (chuckles) 1942 01:59:54,948 --> 01:59:57,951 What are your thoughts for the future? 1943 01:59:59,319 --> 02:00:03,390 Well, my last two movies didn't work, but I learned a lot from 'em. 1944 02:00:03,522 --> 02:00:06,226 There were things I'd taken for granted... (pen scratching on paper) 1945 02:00:06,360 --> 02:00:08,527 that maybe I shouldn't have. 1946 02:00:10,097 --> 02:00:13,599 Well, you're still MGM's biggest asset. 1947 02:00:13,733 --> 02:00:15,701 You still command the biggest paycheck. 1948 02:00:15,836 --> 02:00:17,570 And I'd like to earn it. 1949 02:00:17,703 --> 02:00:20,040 I'm still learning this new language. 1950 02:00:20,874 --> 02:00:22,641 Is it true that you've quit drinking? 1951 02:00:22,775 --> 02:00:24,777 Yeah. It was getting in the way. 1952 02:00:24,911 --> 02:00:27,181 I'm not gonna let that happen anymore. 1953 02:00:27,315 --> 02:00:31,052 There's a lot of acting talent coming in from the theater now. 1954 02:00:31,185 --> 02:00:35,189 Might you go to the stage to gain more experience? 1955 02:00:35,323 --> 02:00:38,759 Elinor, I will master the talking film on film. 1956 02:00:38,893 --> 02:00:40,694 (pen continues scratching) 1957 02:00:40,828 --> 02:00:42,729 Do you miss the silents? 1958 02:00:47,969 --> 02:00:49,003 No. 1959 02:00:49,837 --> 02:00:52,140 We shouldn't stand in the way of progress. 1960 02:00:52,273 --> 02:00:54,142 (scratching continues) 1961 02:00:56,944 --> 02:00:59,113 Okay. Thanks, Jack. 1962 02:00:59,247 --> 02:01:02,150 You're still the kid I met 20 years ago, you know. 1963 02:01:02,283 --> 02:01:05,987 You haven't changed... (chuckles) ...a bit. 1964 02:01:06,120 --> 02:01:08,622 Thank you, Elinor. Neither have you. 1965 02:01:28,443 --> 02:01:29,844 (knock on door) 1966 02:01:30,710 --> 02:01:32,947 We're ready for you on set, Mr. Palmer. 1967 02:01:51,265 --> 02:01:53,334 She's not gonna fuck this up again, is she? 1968 02:01:53,468 --> 02:01:55,837 I guarantee you, she's going to blow you away. 1969 02:01:55,970 --> 02:01:58,339 - Is she ready? Hurry. - (assistant) I'll check. 1970 02:01:58,473 --> 02:02:01,142 You good with the money? Looks realistic. Yeah. What about the gun? 1971 02:02:01,275 --> 02:02:04,212 We're still having a problem with the firing mechanism. 1972 02:02:04,345 --> 02:02:06,613 ¡No, carajo! It still sounds like that? 1973 02:02:06,746 --> 02:02:09,649 Hi there. It's Jack calling for Irving. 1974 02:02:10,318 --> 02:02:11,352 Jack Conrad. 1975 02:02:12,619 --> 02:02:15,323 One o'clock. All right, fine. I'll call back then. Thanks. 1976 02:02:17,225 --> 02:02:18,226 There you are. 1977 02:02:18,359 --> 02:02:20,828 We have a serious fucking problem. What? 1978 02:02:20,962 --> 02:02:22,897 The band looks mixed. What do you mean? 1979 02:02:23,030 --> 02:02:26,100 I mean, the other players are a lot darker than Sid. So? 1980 02:02:26,234 --> 02:02:29,203 Manny, do you think I could say a line? No! Get back to the shot! 1981 02:02:29,337 --> 02:02:31,405 In your wide, next to them, Sidney looks white. 1982 02:02:31,539 --> 02:02:33,773 But he's Black. They won't think that in the South. 1983 02:02:33,908 --> 02:02:36,310 To them, this'll look like a mixed band. We won't be able to book the movie there. 1984 02:02:36,444 --> 02:02:38,146 The South is big money. That's half the revenue lost. 1985 02:02:38,279 --> 02:02:40,248 No, that's not possible. Nellie needs this movie to work. 1986 02:02:40,381 --> 02:02:43,017 Forget working, it's not even worth finishing at that rate. 1987 02:02:43,151 --> 02:02:45,419 Wallach'll just pull the plug. 1988 02:02:45,553 --> 02:02:48,122 (upbeat jazz music playing) 1989 02:02:51,559 --> 02:02:53,494 (sighs) What do you suggest? 1990 02:02:53,628 --> 02:02:58,132 Oh, he did, did he? Okay, then I'll call back at 4:00. Thanks. 1991 02:03:00,700 --> 02:03:02,336 Sidney? Yeah. 1992 02:03:06,874 --> 02:03:08,708 Why? For the lighting. 1993 02:03:08,843 --> 02:03:11,212 Just to match the other players. 1994 02:03:18,920 --> 02:03:20,454 For the lighting. 1995 02:03:22,223 --> 02:03:23,257 Sí. 1996 02:03:25,393 --> 02:03:26,427 I know. 1997 02:03:27,228 --> 02:03:28,329 But look around. 1998 02:03:28,462 --> 02:03:31,165 Your fellow players, if we don't get the shot, 1999 02:03:31,299 --> 02:03:33,901 the studio will shut the picture down 2000 02:03:34,669 --> 02:03:36,404 and they won't get paid. 2001 02:03:37,104 --> 02:03:39,273 You're an actor now, Sidney. 2002 02:03:39,407 --> 02:03:42,643 Actors change their appearance for roles. 2003 02:03:42,776 --> 02:03:44,278 It's normal. 2004 02:03:57,358 --> 02:03:59,093 (sighs) 2005 02:03:59,794 --> 02:04:01,662 It's going to be on you, Sidney. 2006 02:04:01,796 --> 02:04:07,301 You are risking all these guys' ability to feed their families over makeup. 2007 02:04:21,415 --> 02:04:22,984 Gracias. 2008 02:04:31,758 --> 02:04:33,160 We all good? 2009 02:05:03,624 --> 02:05:07,828 Left for the day. Huh. Well, here's what I'm gonna do. 2010 02:05:07,962 --> 02:05:10,264 I'm gonna come down there and see for myself. 2011 02:05:10,398 --> 02:05:13,901 No, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Thank you. 2012 02:05:17,738 --> 02:05:20,408 I'm sorry, I just can't have you in here right now. 2013 02:05:20,541 --> 02:05:22,276 He left for the day, but I can take a message for you... 2014 02:05:22,410 --> 02:05:23,377 Jack: Thank you. 2015 02:06:43,557 --> 02:06:44,759 (director) Cut! 2016 02:06:44,892 --> 02:06:46,961 That is a wrap on Sid. 2017 02:06:48,129 --> 02:06:50,131 (crew cheering) 2018 02:06:51,298 --> 02:06:54,535 Uh, Mr. Torres? We can't find Miss LaRoy. 2019 02:06:54,969 --> 02:06:56,370 Yeah? 2020 02:06:56,504 --> 02:06:57,571 She's gone. 2021 02:06:57,705 --> 02:07:00,074 (crew cheering, clapping) 2022 02:07:09,150 --> 02:07:11,085 (crew member) Going over to Stage 4! 2023 02:07:13,521 --> 02:07:16,056 You'll need that to come back. It's okay. I won't be back. 2024 02:07:16,190 --> 02:07:17,725 (typing) (door opens) 2025 02:07:17,859 --> 02:07:19,260 Madame? Let's chat. 2026 02:07:19,393 --> 02:07:20,928 I'm on a deadline, darling. 2027 02:07:21,061 --> 02:07:23,063 You know, when I first moved to LA, 2028 02:07:23,197 --> 02:07:25,332 you know what the signs on all the doors read? 2029 02:07:25,466 --> 02:07:28,035 "No actors or dogs allowed." (chuckles) 2030 02:07:28,169 --> 02:07:30,237 Yeah, I changed that. 2031 02:07:30,371 --> 02:07:33,140 I helped build this place you call home. 2032 02:07:33,274 --> 02:07:37,711 I've never had any illusions about us. I've never pretended we're friends. 2033 02:07:38,145 --> 02:07:39,915 We're friendly. 2034 02:07:40,047 --> 02:07:42,316 I scratch yours, you scratch mine. 2035 02:07:43,050 --> 02:07:44,385 That's our work. 2036 02:07:45,753 --> 02:07:47,121 But this? 2037 02:07:47,254 --> 02:07:49,123 This is something else. 2038 02:07:51,492 --> 02:07:52,660 (sighs) 2039 02:07:54,495 --> 02:07:57,164 What do you want, Jack? I want to know why you wrote it. 2040 02:07:57,298 --> 02:07:59,733 No, you want to know why they laughed. 2041 02:08:03,304 --> 02:08:05,206 Would you like me to tell you? 2042 02:08:08,709 --> 02:08:10,544 Why they laughed. 2043 02:08:13,080 --> 02:08:15,182 Sure, Elinor. Why? 2044 02:08:15,649 --> 02:08:17,284 There is no why. 2045 02:08:18,319 --> 02:08:21,722 It wasn't your voice. It wasn't a conspiracy. 2046 02:08:21,857 --> 02:08:24,558 And it certainly wasn't anything I wrote. 2047 02:08:25,861 --> 02:08:28,729 There's nothing you could have done differently. 2048 02:08:28,864 --> 02:08:30,631 There's nothing you can do. 2049 02:08:30,764 --> 02:08:35,002 Your time has run out. There is no why. Stop questioning it. 2050 02:08:40,174 --> 02:08:42,109 I'm on a dry spell. No. 2051 02:08:42,978 --> 02:08:44,211 It's over. 2052 02:08:44,345 --> 02:08:47,147 It's been over for a while. I'm sorry. 2053 02:08:49,016 --> 02:08:51,652 Elinor, you peddle gossip. 2054 02:08:53,320 --> 02:08:54,688 You don't make anything. 2055 02:08:54,823 --> 02:08:57,658 You don't know what it is to put yourself out there. 2056 02:08:57,792 --> 02:08:59,660 You're just a cockroach. 2057 02:09:00,628 --> 02:09:02,563 I've been counted out before. This isn't new to me. 2058 02:09:02,696 --> 02:09:05,566 Have you ever stopped to think why, when there's a house fire, 2059 02:09:05,699 --> 02:09:08,135 the people die and the cockroaches all survive? 2060 02:09:08,269 --> 02:09:09,603 Jesus Christ. 2061 02:09:09,737 --> 02:09:13,374 What happened was you thought the house needed you. 2062 02:09:14,074 --> 02:09:15,309 It doesn't. 2063 02:09:16,377 --> 02:09:19,180 Doesn't need you any more than it needs the roaches. 2064 02:09:19,314 --> 02:09:21,349 And the roaches, knowing this, 2065 02:09:21,483 --> 02:09:25,353 crawl back into the dark, lay low, and make it through. 2066 02:09:27,823 --> 02:09:29,224 See, but you, 2067 02:09:29,357 --> 02:09:31,693 you held the spotlight. 2068 02:09:33,395 --> 02:09:38,700 It's those of us in the dark, the ones who just watch, who survive. 2069 02:09:43,605 --> 02:09:45,140 A house fire. 2070 02:09:45,273 --> 02:09:48,243 And there'll be hundreds more like it, too. 2071 02:09:48,376 --> 02:09:51,112 An earthquake could wipe this town off the map 2072 02:09:51,246 --> 02:09:53,481 and wouldn't make a difference. 2073 02:09:55,250 --> 02:09:57,552 It's the idea that sticks. 2074 02:10:00,288 --> 02:10:03,391 There'll be a hundred more Jack Conrads. 2075 02:10:04,092 --> 02:10:05,327 Hundred more me's. 2076 02:10:05,460 --> 02:10:07,395 Hundred more conversations just like this one, 2077 02:10:07,529 --> 02:10:10,632 over and over again, until God knows when. 2078 02:10:15,004 --> 02:10:16,872 Because it's bigger than you. 2079 02:10:25,380 --> 02:10:28,183 I know it hurts. 2080 02:10:29,217 --> 02:10:31,686 No one asks to be left behind. 2081 02:10:33,722 --> 02:10:37,093 But in a hundred years, when you and I are both long gone, 2082 02:10:38,293 --> 02:10:43,198 any time someone threads a frame of yours through a sprocket, 2083 02:10:44,165 --> 02:10:45,868 you will be alive again. 2084 02:10:46,802 --> 02:10:48,403 You see what that means? 2085 02:10:49,604 --> 02:10:53,608 One day, every person on every film shot this year will be dead. 2086 02:10:53,742 --> 02:10:57,512 And one day, all those films will be pulled from the vaults, 2087 02:10:57,646 --> 02:11:00,482 and all their ghosts will dine together, 2088 02:11:00,615 --> 02:11:04,419 and adventure together, go to the jungle, to war together. 2089 02:11:05,320 --> 02:11:08,723 A child born in 50 years 2090 02:11:08,858 --> 02:11:11,393 will stumble across your image flickering on a screen 2091 02:11:11,526 --> 02:11:15,463 and feel he knows you, like... like a friend, 2092 02:11:15,597 --> 02:11:19,300 though you breathed your last before he breathed his first. 2093 02:11:21,536 --> 02:11:24,706 You've been given a gift. Be grateful. 2094 02:11:26,374 --> 02:11:28,077 Your time today is through, 2095 02:11:29,045 --> 02:11:33,415 but you'll spend eternity with angels and ghosts. 2096 02:11:51,299 --> 02:11:52,868 Thank you for that. 2097 02:12:03,813 --> 02:12:05,915 (typing) 2098 02:12:10,518 --> 02:12:12,855 (insects chirping) 2099 02:12:14,924 --> 02:12:16,758 (knocking on door) 2100 02:12:20,129 --> 02:12:21,964 (knocking continues) 2101 02:12:26,301 --> 02:12:27,769 Manny! I need your help. 2102 02:12:27,903 --> 02:12:30,371 I'm in so much trouble and I really need your help. 2103 02:12:30,505 --> 02:12:32,674 Calm down and tell me what happened. 2104 02:12:32,808 --> 02:12:35,144 I fucked up, Manny. I fucked up, Manny. 2105 02:12:35,276 --> 02:12:38,480 And I know you've been trying to help me, and I've kept fucking up. 2106 02:12:38,613 --> 02:12:40,682 Now I really need your help, and I hate to ask... 2107 02:12:40,816 --> 02:12:41,851 Calm down. 2108 02:12:41,984 --> 02:12:44,186 Cálmate. Okay, yeah, I was in Cal-Neva, 2109 02:12:44,319 --> 02:12:46,989 and I was playing cards and there was... 2110 02:12:47,123 --> 02:12:50,826 This guy, McKay, runs the place and, he's... like, you don't fuck with... 2111 02:12:50,960 --> 02:12:52,393 How much? He's... 2112 02:12:56,165 --> 02:12:57,499 (speaking Spanish) 2113 02:12:57,632 --> 02:12:59,902 It's a lot. It's a lot. How much do you owe? 2114 02:13:03,038 --> 02:13:04,372 Eighty-five grand. 2115 02:13:04,506 --> 02:13:05,673 (speaking Spanish) 2116 02:13:05,808 --> 02:13:07,542 They took me... ¿Como? How? 2117 02:13:07,675 --> 02:13:09,945 He took me back into a room, Manny, and they said 2118 02:13:10,079 --> 02:13:12,313 if I don't have the money by the end of the week, 2119 02:13:12,447 --> 02:13:14,917 they're gonna pour acid on my pussy. 2120 02:13:15,050 --> 02:13:16,718 (speaking Spanish) And they're not kidding. 2121 02:13:16,852 --> 02:13:19,021 They will fucking kill you. These people are killers. 2122 02:13:19,155 --> 02:13:20,856 Pay them, okay? I can't. 2123 02:13:20,990 --> 02:13:23,625 You don't fuck with these kind of people. You just pay them. 2124 02:13:25,527 --> 02:13:27,595 I can't pay them. What do you mean? 2125 02:13:27,729 --> 02:13:30,498 I don't have the money to pay them. I don't have... 2126 02:13:30,632 --> 02:13:33,169 You're Nellie LaRoy. Of course you have the money. 2127 02:13:33,301 --> 02:13:35,537 No, I don't. It's... 2128 02:13:37,206 --> 02:13:40,042 It's gone. (stammering) 2129 02:13:40,176 --> 02:13:42,544 My dad's diner and the... 2130 02:13:42,677 --> 02:13:45,080 We don't own the house. 2131 02:13:45,214 --> 02:13:48,951 I don't have that... I don't have that money. 2132 02:13:53,755 --> 02:13:55,723 (shouting in Spanish) 2133 02:14:05,801 --> 02:14:08,503 (sobbing) (continues shouting in Spanish) 2134 02:14:10,072 --> 02:14:11,173 ...fucking help! 2135 02:14:11,307 --> 02:14:14,709 (sobbing) Please be nice to me, Manny. 2136 02:14:16,212 --> 02:14:18,413 Please. (speaking Spanish) 2137 02:14:18,546 --> 02:14:20,249 You fucked my life! 2138 02:14:20,381 --> 02:14:23,351 I have nowhere else to go. (sniffles) 2139 02:14:23,484 --> 02:14:26,021 You're my only friend. 2140 02:14:26,155 --> 02:14:28,523 You're the only one, Manny! 2141 02:14:28,656 --> 02:14:30,458 You're the only one who's ever been nice to me. 2142 02:14:30,592 --> 02:14:33,963 You're the only one who's ever cared. (speaking Spanish) 2143 02:14:34,096 --> 02:14:37,800 I've always helped you, and all you've done is break my heart! 2144 02:14:37,933 --> 02:14:39,567 (sobbing) Please. 2145 02:14:41,736 --> 02:14:44,039 They're gonna kill me. 2146 02:14:49,311 --> 02:14:51,779 (no audible dialogue) 2147 02:14:54,250 --> 02:14:55,985 (sobbing) 2148 02:14:57,552 --> 02:14:59,355 I tried. 2149 02:14:59,487 --> 02:15:02,557 Manny, I did everything you said. 2150 02:15:02,690 --> 02:15:05,660 I tried. (sniffling) 2151 02:15:12,700 --> 02:15:13,936 Don't go home. 2152 02:15:15,703 --> 02:15:17,605 Stay here for a couple of days. 2153 02:15:19,707 --> 02:15:21,010 I'm gonna fix it. 2154 02:15:27,383 --> 02:15:28,616 Thank you. 2155 02:15:32,720 --> 02:15:34,722 I'll fix it. 2156 02:15:34,857 --> 02:15:36,225 (sniffles) 2157 02:15:36,859 --> 02:15:40,561 (opera playing on phonograph) 2158 02:15:46,101 --> 02:15:48,170 (phone ringing) 2159 02:15:53,242 --> 02:15:55,710 (opera continues playing) 2160 02:16:00,581 --> 02:16:02,583 (ringing continues) 2161 02:16:10,758 --> 02:16:13,494 Irving: Jack! It's Irv. 2162 02:16:14,163 --> 02:16:15,931 Jack? 2163 02:16:16,065 --> 02:16:18,934 Listen, I've been trying you for a while. I got some great news. 2164 02:16:19,068 --> 02:16:21,769 I got a job for you. Prestige one. 2165 02:16:21,904 --> 02:16:25,307 Lead got sick mid-shoot. Quick start, quick wrap. 2166 02:16:25,441 --> 02:16:26,909 Need you, Jack. 2167 02:16:28,243 --> 02:16:29,845 Jack? Yeah. 2168 02:16:29,979 --> 02:16:32,680 Hear what I said? Yeah, I heard. 2169 02:16:32,815 --> 02:16:36,051 Okay? So? What do you think? 2170 02:16:37,685 --> 02:16:40,789 Yeah. I just have one question. 2171 02:16:41,622 --> 02:16:43,524 It's a piece of shit, isn't it? 2172 02:16:44,525 --> 02:16:45,828 (chuckles) What? 2173 02:16:45,961 --> 02:16:48,063 And I'd be bailing you out, wouldn't I? 2174 02:16:48,197 --> 02:16:49,630 No. No. Of course not. 2175 02:16:49,764 --> 02:16:53,836 Irv, let's just call it for what it is. That's all I ask. 2176 02:16:53,969 --> 02:16:56,839 I'll do your movie. I'll bail you out. 2177 02:16:56,972 --> 02:17:00,608 All I want in return is a little honesty. 2178 02:17:01,676 --> 02:17:02,945 Can you do that, Irv? 2179 02:17:03,078 --> 02:17:06,148 Can you be honest with me for ten seconds or so? 2180 02:17:10,019 --> 02:17:12,254 I'd be bailing you out, wouldn't I? 2181 02:17:14,555 --> 02:17:15,858 Yeah, you'd be bailing me out. 2182 02:17:15,991 --> 02:17:18,060 And it's a piece of shit, isn't it? 2183 02:17:20,762 --> 02:17:22,730 Yeah, it's a piece of shit. 2184 02:17:23,432 --> 02:17:24,766 (chuckles) 2185 02:17:28,037 --> 02:17:30,839 Okay, Irv. I'll see you on set. 2186 02:17:34,910 --> 02:17:36,245 (assistant) Mr. Conrad? 2187 02:17:43,385 --> 02:17:47,456 Harold, how you doing? I'm doing good, Jack. How about you? 2188 02:17:47,622 --> 02:17:49,624 I'm doing okay. 2189 02:17:51,126 --> 02:17:53,628 How many movies have we done together now? 2190 02:17:53,761 --> 02:17:55,663 This makes 82. 2191 02:17:56,131 --> 02:17:57,399 Huh. 2192 02:17:57,533 --> 02:18:00,369 Eighty-two. That's right. 2193 02:18:00,502 --> 02:18:01,904 (whistles) 2194 02:18:02,037 --> 02:18:03,704 (actor) Beautiful, isn't she? 2195 02:18:03,839 --> 02:18:05,974 The great wide ocean. 2196 02:18:06,108 --> 02:18:08,609 You remember your first time at sea? 2197 02:18:10,146 --> 02:18:13,349 Kid, I'll never forget it. 2198 02:18:14,616 --> 02:18:16,618 (director) Cut! Fantastic! 2199 02:18:16,752 --> 02:18:18,754 Not a dry eye in the house. 2200 02:18:18,888 --> 02:18:20,857 Great. For this next take... Yeah. 2201 02:18:20,990 --> 02:18:23,893 ...I want to see more of that real emotion. 2202 02:18:24,027 --> 02:18:26,329 Okay. You know? Really dig into it. 2203 02:18:26,463 --> 02:18:28,231 Yeah. Find it out here. 2204 02:18:29,199 --> 02:18:31,468 Find it on that horizon. Yeah. 2205 02:18:31,600 --> 02:18:33,570 A never-ending horizon 2206 02:18:33,702 --> 02:18:36,638 that has brought you all the way to this point. 2207 02:18:36,772 --> 02:18:39,708 Brought you so far in life. You know? 2208 02:18:40,176 --> 02:18:41,211 Jack? 2209 02:18:44,514 --> 02:18:46,748 You good to go again? Sure. 2210 02:18:49,718 --> 02:18:52,288 (upbeat jazz music playing) 2211 02:18:53,957 --> 02:18:55,291 Nellie? Manny! 2212 02:18:55,425 --> 02:18:57,060 Manny, I got it all figured out. 2213 02:18:57,193 --> 02:18:59,162 Because I know that you've been trying to get my career going. 2214 02:18:59,295 --> 02:19:01,965 I've had an idea. I was thinking I can dance. 2215 02:19:02,098 --> 02:19:03,566 If I can dance, I bet I can sing. 2216 02:19:03,699 --> 02:19:05,667 'Cause you can do anything if you set your mind to it. 2217 02:19:05,802 --> 02:19:08,271 Nellie, you have to stop this, okay? You really have to stop. 2218 02:19:08,404 --> 02:19:09,806 I'm figuring out how to get the money. 2219 02:19:09,939 --> 02:19:11,640 Exactly! This is how we make the money back. 2220 02:19:11,773 --> 02:19:13,675 I'm gonna tell Wallach that we're gonna finish the movie, okay? 2221 02:19:13,810 --> 02:19:15,979 And first, all this, all this fucking mess 2222 02:19:16,112 --> 02:19:18,181 that you are doing every fucking day is part of your process. 2223 02:19:18,314 --> 02:19:21,184 Manny, it's gonna be like nothing anyone's ever seen. 2224 02:19:21,317 --> 02:19:22,051 (phone rings) 2225 02:19:22,185 --> 02:19:23,853 Hello? Manny, it's done. 2226 02:19:23,987 --> 02:19:25,687 I got the money and I know a guy who will set the meet. 2227 02:19:25,822 --> 02:19:28,491 You got it? Okay, but... but you're going to be there, right? 2228 02:19:28,625 --> 02:19:32,328 Don't worry, I'll be there the whole time. See you Friday. 2229 02:19:33,329 --> 02:19:34,397 (chuckles) 2230 02:19:34,531 --> 02:19:36,299 Nellie, we did it, okay? 2231 02:19:36,432 --> 02:19:39,035 Fuck Don Wallach! Fuck all of this shit, okay? 2232 02:19:39,169 --> 02:19:41,504 Fuck him, Manny! Yes! Fuck it! Fuck it! 2233 02:19:41,638 --> 02:19:43,072 (both shout) 2234 02:19:47,443 --> 02:19:50,980 Manny: How did you get the money so fast? I have my ways. Don't worry. 2235 02:19:51,114 --> 02:19:53,682 And it's all in here? Yes. 2236 02:19:54,716 --> 02:19:56,085 How do you know the guy? 2237 02:19:56,219 --> 02:19:58,687 I sold him keys a while back. He works for McKay. 2238 02:19:58,821 --> 02:20:02,691 So, we give him the bag, he calls McKay, and the threat against Nellie is off. 2239 02:20:02,825 --> 02:20:04,227 Okay, okay. 2240 02:20:05,761 --> 02:20:07,263 I'm not used to this kind of people. 2241 02:20:07,397 --> 02:20:09,432 They're no worse than movie people. 2242 02:20:11,167 --> 02:20:12,368 You good? 2243 02:20:12,936 --> 02:20:14,971 Yeah, yeah. Let's go. 2244 02:20:15,939 --> 02:20:19,175 Remember. A monologue in the next picture. 2245 02:20:26,015 --> 02:20:27,884 Wilson. Been a while. 2246 02:20:28,017 --> 02:20:30,253 Good to see you. Meet Manny. 2247 02:20:30,386 --> 02:20:33,389 (snorting, hawking) 2248 02:20:35,792 --> 02:20:37,427 Nice to meet you, Manny. 2249 02:20:37,560 --> 02:20:39,596 And nice to meet you, sir. 2250 02:20:39,728 --> 02:20:42,031 I believe this belongs to you. 2251 02:20:49,872 --> 02:20:51,174 You're a producer? 2252 02:20:51,708 --> 02:20:53,742 Um, a studio executive. 2253 02:20:53,876 --> 02:20:56,479 Jim heard you were a big producer. 2254 02:20:56,613 --> 02:21:00,016 He's here now. He'd love to buy you guys a drink. 2255 02:21:01,417 --> 02:21:04,487 That's very kind of him, but... Sounds great. Yeah. 2256 02:21:05,054 --> 02:21:06,755 Great. Follow me. 2257 02:21:09,926 --> 02:21:12,428 Gotta be polite. One drink. 2258 02:21:13,563 --> 02:21:14,797 Fuck. 2259 02:21:19,335 --> 02:21:20,370 (sniffs) 2260 02:21:29,712 --> 02:21:32,548 (ballad playing on record player) 2261 02:21:32,682 --> 02:21:33,716 Jim. 2262 02:21:34,350 --> 02:21:36,919 This is Manny and The Count. 2263 02:21:38,154 --> 02:21:40,556 How do you boys do? 2264 02:21:41,124 --> 02:21:42,558 I'm James McKay. 2265 02:21:43,593 --> 02:21:45,261 How do you do, sir? Hello. 2266 02:21:45,695 --> 02:21:46,896 Sit down. 2267 02:21:47,697 --> 02:21:48,798 Thank you. 2268 02:21:52,669 --> 02:21:53,703 - The Count: Hey. - Manny: Hi. 2269 02:21:53,836 --> 02:21:55,238 James: Do you want a drink? 2270 02:21:55,371 --> 02:21:57,373 It's brandy mixed with ether. 2271 02:21:57,507 --> 02:21:58,508 Yes. Sure. 2272 02:21:58,641 --> 02:22:00,710 Wilson, will you get us some drinks, please? 2273 02:22:00,843 --> 02:22:02,879 (snorts, spits) 2274 02:22:03,012 --> 02:22:07,517 Sir, I... I just wanted to say how sorry I am that things got out of hand. 2275 02:22:07,650 --> 02:22:09,686 Nonsense. You came through. 2276 02:22:09,819 --> 02:22:11,087 That's what counts. 2277 02:22:13,122 --> 02:22:16,659 So, you boys are friends with Nellie LaRoy? 2278 02:22:16,794 --> 02:22:18,161 Um, yeah. 2279 02:22:18,294 --> 02:22:19,495 Mmm. 2280 02:22:19,629 --> 02:22:22,098 Too bad what happened to her career, huh? 2281 02:22:22,231 --> 02:22:24,634 Such a shame, yeah. It's sad. 2282 02:22:24,767 --> 02:22:26,169 Her new movie will work. 2283 02:22:27,103 --> 02:22:29,172 So you're the movie producer. 2284 02:22:30,006 --> 02:22:31,474 Uh, studio executive. 2285 02:22:31,607 --> 02:22:35,311 I got some movie ideas myself. You wanna hear them? 2286 02:22:37,280 --> 02:22:38,514 Yes. 2287 02:22:39,282 --> 02:22:40,183 Please. 2288 02:22:41,050 --> 02:22:43,019 (clears throat, inhales sharply) 2289 02:22:43,152 --> 02:22:45,288 (chuckles) Okay. 2290 02:22:46,589 --> 02:22:47,657 Mmm. 2291 02:22:47,791 --> 02:22:48,725 (giggles) 2292 02:22:48,858 --> 02:22:51,694 Okay, so, 2293 02:22:51,829 --> 02:22:56,065 there's a 10-year-old kid and he's a prodigy at all these adult things. 2294 02:22:56,199 --> 02:22:58,201 He's supersmart with words. 2295 02:22:58,334 --> 02:23:03,573 He can play the piano and recite Lincoln and all this stuff. 2296 02:23:04,774 --> 02:23:06,476 Here's the twist: 2297 02:23:07,310 --> 02:23:10,346 Turns out he's a 50-year-old midget. 2298 02:23:10,480 --> 02:23:14,450 He only looks like he's a kid. The joke's on us. 2299 02:23:15,885 --> 02:23:16,986 (chuckles) 2300 02:23:17,120 --> 02:23:19,389 That's really good. Wow. 2301 02:23:19,522 --> 02:23:21,557 It's very good. It's great, yeah. 2302 02:23:21,691 --> 02:23:23,794 Very good. I am sorry. 2303 02:23:23,926 --> 02:23:27,096 I'm gonna check on the drinks. I don't know where Wilson went. 2304 02:23:32,635 --> 02:23:34,370 (sighs) Stupid... 2305 02:23:34,504 --> 02:23:36,874 One drink and we leave. Right after this we leave. 2306 02:23:37,006 --> 02:23:38,941 Calm down. I am calm, cabrón. 2307 02:23:39,075 --> 02:23:40,943 No, you're not. You're very nervous. 2308 02:23:41,077 --> 02:23:44,213 I'm not here for drinks and fun, okay? I'm in your debt. 2309 02:23:44,347 --> 02:23:46,817 You're not in my debt. Whose money it is? 2310 02:23:46,949 --> 02:23:49,552 The guy makes it by the kilo. It's not a big deal. 2311 02:23:49,685 --> 02:23:51,855 What guy? You never told me how you got it. 2312 02:23:51,988 --> 02:23:54,490 Tony. The prop guy. 2313 02:23:54,624 --> 02:23:56,894 I thought I told you that. It's the prop guy's money? 2314 02:23:57,026 --> 02:23:59,262 No, it's the money that he makes. 2315 02:24:00,062 --> 02:24:02,598 What do you mean? Like, uh, his income? 2316 02:24:03,132 --> 02:24:04,700 No, it's his... 2317 02:24:04,835 --> 02:24:08,504 It's from your bank heist picture. It's movie money. 2318 02:24:08,638 --> 02:24:10,339 It's prop money. 2319 02:24:14,878 --> 02:24:18,314 The money in the bag is prop money? 2320 02:24:18,448 --> 02:24:21,951 Well, where was I gonna get 85 grand in two days? 2321 02:24:22,084 --> 02:24:24,487 We have to go now, pendejo cabrón! 2322 02:24:24,620 --> 02:24:25,555 (shushes) Calm. 2323 02:24:25,688 --> 02:24:28,591 Um, have I, uh, interrupted something? 2324 02:24:28,724 --> 02:24:30,326 The Count: No, no. 2325 02:24:30,460 --> 02:24:32,595 Oh, thank you. 2326 02:24:33,931 --> 02:24:36,399 (hawks, spits) 2327 02:24:36,532 --> 02:24:38,267 I got more ideas. 2328 02:24:38,401 --> 02:24:40,403 You ever heard of Wyatt Earp? 2329 02:24:40,536 --> 02:24:43,072 He died a couple of years ago. I met him once. 2330 02:24:43,206 --> 02:24:44,640 Little known fact: 2331 02:24:44,774 --> 02:24:49,545 The greatest hero of the Wild West couldn't count. 2332 02:24:49,679 --> 02:24:50,713 No? No. 2333 02:24:50,848 --> 02:24:52,950 So I was thinking, you make a movie about him, 2334 02:24:53,082 --> 02:24:55,919 and in it, you make him full-fledged retard. 2335 02:24:56,052 --> 02:24:59,088 (gasps) What? 2336 02:25:00,056 --> 02:25:01,290 You okay? 2337 02:25:02,391 --> 02:25:04,994 What? You're sweating. 2338 02:25:08,397 --> 02:25:10,533 It's probably the ether. It's... 2339 02:25:10,666 --> 02:25:12,001 Oh. 2340 02:25:12,134 --> 02:25:14,470 I thought you were just excited about the idea. 2341 02:25:17,440 --> 02:25:20,743 (laughing) 2342 02:25:21,677 --> 02:25:22,578 (snorts, spits) 2343 02:25:22,712 --> 02:25:24,480 James: My next idea's my best: 2344 02:25:24,614 --> 02:25:26,782 The world's most fearless warrior. 2345 02:25:26,917 --> 02:25:30,186 I know just the guy to play him. You just build the movie around him. 2346 02:25:30,319 --> 02:25:32,288 He is sensational. 2347 02:25:32,722 --> 02:25:33,790 He is? 2348 02:25:36,092 --> 02:25:37,660 Would you like to meet him? 2349 02:25:39,762 --> 02:25:41,999 Sure. Um, I... I can have the studio set... 2350 02:25:42,131 --> 02:25:45,601 Oh, no, no, no. I'm going to see him now. He's at the Blockhouse. 2351 02:25:47,336 --> 02:25:50,573 Where is that? It's just over the hill. 2352 02:25:50,706 --> 02:25:54,210 A few minutes' drive. Wilson and I can take you there and back. 2353 02:25:54,343 --> 02:25:56,679 It's the best party in town. (chuckles) 2354 02:25:58,481 --> 02:26:00,249 Mmm. 2355 02:26:00,383 --> 02:26:04,120 It's, uh... It's very late and we have to go. Oh, no, no, it's worth it. 2356 02:26:04,253 --> 02:26:05,655 I promise you. 2357 02:26:05,788 --> 02:26:09,826 I mean, I appreciate it, but we have to go. Trust me. 2358 02:26:09,960 --> 02:26:12,261 You'll never forget it. 2359 02:26:36,218 --> 02:26:38,621 The Count: Um, what's this? 2360 02:26:38,754 --> 02:26:41,324 James: It's LA's last real party. 2361 02:26:41,457 --> 02:26:44,327 Wilson, bring that cash. 2362 02:26:44,460 --> 02:26:46,128 This town has gotten so repressed. 2363 02:26:46,262 --> 02:26:49,565 This is the only place left where you can have any fun these days. 2364 02:26:52,435 --> 02:26:57,239 Welcome to the asshole of Los Angeles. 2365 02:27:02,412 --> 02:27:05,817 (James whistling) 2366 02:27:07,852 --> 02:27:12,356 (drums beating) 2367 02:27:16,526 --> 02:27:20,464 (crowd cheering, chanting) 2368 02:27:28,372 --> 02:27:31,141 (cheering continues) 2369 02:27:34,378 --> 02:27:37,347 He's two floors down! Follow me! 2370 02:27:45,489 --> 02:27:48,592 (blows landing, grunting) 2371 02:27:53,764 --> 02:27:58,069 This city used to know how to have a good time. It's such a drag now. 2372 02:27:58,201 --> 02:28:00,437 They still know how to party here, though. (chuckles) 2373 02:28:00,570 --> 02:28:04,741 ♫ There's one pet I like to pet And every evening we get set ♫ 2374 02:28:04,876 --> 02:28:08,445 ♫ I stroke it every chance I get It's my girl's pussy... ♫ 2375 02:28:08,578 --> 02:28:09,881 (whipping) (grunting, moaning) 2376 02:28:10,014 --> 02:28:12,716 ♫ Seldom plays And never purrs... ♫ 2377 02:28:12,850 --> 02:28:14,152 One more floor. 2378 02:28:14,284 --> 02:28:16,620 ♫ But I don't mind Because it's hers ♫ 2379 02:28:16,753 --> 02:28:18,388 ♫ My girl's pussy ♫ 2380 02:28:18,522 --> 02:28:20,825 James: This is the kind of thing your industry needs. 2381 02:28:20,958 --> 02:28:22,426 (Wilson hawks, spits) 2382 02:28:22,559 --> 02:28:25,595 Hollywood has just become so stale. Don't you agree? 2383 02:28:25,729 --> 02:28:29,399 (song playing) 2384 02:28:29,533 --> 02:28:32,904 (sighs) Not this floor, either. 2385 02:28:34,504 --> 02:28:37,674 - Wilson, isn't he on tonight? - Wilson: Thought he was. 2386 02:28:38,241 --> 02:28:39,911 Sir? 2387 02:28:40,044 --> 02:28:44,082 It... It's very late. Oh, no, no, no, no. I promised you a sight. 2388 02:28:44,214 --> 02:28:47,051 You're getting a sight. Let's try one more floor. 2389 02:28:47,185 --> 02:28:50,654 (song continues playing) 2390 02:28:58,796 --> 02:29:01,631 Bear with me, fellas. Wait till you see this guy. 2391 02:29:01,765 --> 02:29:04,701 I think we can make millions together! (Wilson hawks, spits) 2392 02:29:05,502 --> 02:29:08,238 (song continues playing) 2393 02:29:10,007 --> 02:29:12,242 (song stops) 2394 02:29:19,416 --> 02:29:21,785 - (growls) - The Count: Oh, shit! 2395 02:29:21,919 --> 02:29:23,754 (laughing) 2396 02:29:23,888 --> 02:29:25,522 That was so good! 2397 02:29:25,655 --> 02:29:28,358 Oh, come on, boys, it's just on the other side. 2398 02:29:28,492 --> 02:29:30,293 It's worth it, I promise. 2399 02:29:33,330 --> 02:29:34,765 The Count: Okay. 2400 02:29:39,636 --> 02:29:43,273 Oh, yes. This is it. 2401 02:29:45,009 --> 02:29:46,376 Yeah. 2402 02:29:48,512 --> 02:29:52,250 (James vocalizes) 2403 02:29:52,382 --> 02:29:54,718 Yes. I think I can hear him. 2404 02:29:54,852 --> 02:29:55,887 Come on. 2405 02:29:58,156 --> 02:30:00,557 Oh... (crowd cheering, chanting) 2406 02:30:00,690 --> 02:30:01,826 Yes. 2407 02:30:05,762 --> 02:30:07,899 (cheering, chanting continue) 2408 02:30:08,032 --> 02:30:11,501 I'm so excited for you. You're gonna love him! 2409 02:30:11,635 --> 02:30:15,039 Yes! Yes! He's the next big thing! 2410 02:30:15,173 --> 02:30:16,706 Whoo! 2411 02:30:16,841 --> 02:30:18,910 (chanting) 2412 02:30:20,677 --> 02:30:22,046 James: Incredible, isn't he? 2413 02:30:22,180 --> 02:30:25,415 You either are a star or you aren't. And he is! 2414 02:30:27,651 --> 02:30:30,754 Watch what he does. It has to be seen to be believed. 2415 02:30:30,888 --> 02:30:33,057 (shushing) 2416 02:30:33,891 --> 02:30:36,027 (squeaking) 2417 02:30:51,474 --> 02:30:53,211 Keep watching. 2418 02:30:53,343 --> 02:30:55,478 (crunching) 2419 02:30:56,180 --> 02:30:57,849 (The Count coughs) 2420 02:31:00,517 --> 02:31:02,954 (crowd gasps, murmuring) 2421 02:31:03,087 --> 02:31:05,355 (crowd cheering) 2422 02:31:06,623 --> 02:31:10,527 (laughing) Yes! Whoo! 2423 02:31:10,660 --> 02:31:13,197 He's just made for the movies, isn't he? 2424 02:31:13,331 --> 02:31:15,199 They found him in a forest in Oregon. 2425 02:31:15,333 --> 02:31:18,236 He will do anything for cash. 2426 02:31:18,903 --> 02:31:21,105 Wilson, quick, give me a 20. 2427 02:31:29,046 --> 02:31:32,250 More! Eat another rat! 2428 02:31:32,382 --> 02:31:34,618 Give me another one. 2429 02:31:50,134 --> 02:31:51,468 It's fake. 2430 02:31:52,837 --> 02:31:53,871 No. 2431 02:31:54,272 --> 02:31:55,772 No, come on. 2432 02:31:55,907 --> 02:31:58,608 Let... Let me explain... We were gonna make movies together. 2433 02:31:58,742 --> 02:32:00,610 Let-Let-Let me explain. Please. 2434 02:32:00,744 --> 02:32:03,580 (stammering) No, no, no, no, no! 2435 02:32:03,713 --> 02:32:05,016 Hey, no, no, no, no! 2436 02:32:05,883 --> 02:32:06,918 (grunts) 2437 02:32:08,418 --> 02:32:09,954 (panting) 2438 02:32:10,087 --> 02:32:11,521 (groans) 2439 02:32:17,594 --> 02:32:20,097 What the fuck? 2440 02:32:22,366 --> 02:32:23,733 Back off! Back off! 2441 02:32:23,868 --> 02:32:25,336 (gunshots) 2442 02:32:25,468 --> 02:32:28,571 (shouting) 2443 02:32:28,705 --> 02:32:30,942 (bullets ricocheting) 2444 02:32:35,246 --> 02:32:36,213 (grunting) 2445 02:32:38,849 --> 02:32:42,353 (song continues playing) 2446 02:32:42,485 --> 02:32:45,022 (panting, grunting) 2447 02:32:46,324 --> 02:32:49,559 (crowd shouting) 2448 02:32:54,865 --> 02:32:56,968 (shouting) (gunshots) 2449 02:33:03,407 --> 02:33:05,142 (engine starts) 2450 02:33:09,013 --> 02:33:12,682 Oh, shit! Go! God! (speaking Spanish) 2451 02:33:13,184 --> 02:33:15,052 (panting) 2452 02:33:15,186 --> 02:33:17,321 (soft jazz playing) 2453 02:33:18,722 --> 02:33:21,993 Lewis: You have to see Dresden. It's the most beautiful city in Germany. 2454 02:33:22,126 --> 02:33:23,965 Rebecca: Jack said he was gonna take me to Greece. 2455 02:33:23,989 --> 02:33:24,594 Lewis: Greece? 2456 02:33:24,728 --> 02:33:26,496 Isn't that right, honey? That's right. 2457 02:33:26,629 --> 02:33:28,598 The architecture is amazing. You'll love it. 2458 02:33:28,732 --> 02:33:31,102 - Santoríni. - Rebecca: I hear it's so beautiful. 2459 02:33:31,534 --> 02:33:33,371 Fay! Jack. 2460 02:33:33,503 --> 02:33:35,272 (speaks Italian) 2461 02:33:35,406 --> 02:33:38,675 Folks, I'd like to introduce you to the wild and wonderful Lady Fay. 2462 02:33:38,809 --> 02:33:40,643 This is Rebecca. This is Lewis. 2463 02:33:40,777 --> 02:33:42,179 - How do you do? - Rebecca: Hello. 2464 02:33:42,313 --> 02:33:44,115 - How do you do? - Jack: What's your excuse? 2465 02:33:44,248 --> 02:33:45,548 Just wandering through? 2466 02:33:45,682 --> 02:33:48,285 Mmm. Something like that. Let me get you a drink. 2467 02:33:48,419 --> 02:33:50,321 Were you shooting? No. 2468 02:33:50,454 --> 02:33:52,256 Just wanted some air. 2469 02:33:52,390 --> 02:33:53,623 What's next? 2470 02:33:53,757 --> 02:33:56,127 I'm going to Europe, actually. Are you? 2471 02:33:56,260 --> 02:33:57,594 Yeah, Pathé wants me. 2472 02:33:57,727 --> 02:34:01,332 That's great! Pathé's got really good taste. 2473 02:34:01,465 --> 02:34:02,400 Thank you. 2474 02:34:02,532 --> 02:34:04,135 Jack's back! 2475 02:34:04,534 --> 02:34:06,603 Way to go, Jack! 2476 02:34:07,704 --> 02:34:09,173 (sighs, chuckles) 2477 02:34:09,306 --> 02:34:11,909 So how's your movie? It's shit. 2478 02:34:13,477 --> 02:34:16,247 Another giant swing at mediocrity. 2479 02:34:17,381 --> 02:34:19,917 Well, the girl seems nice. 2480 02:34:21,485 --> 02:34:22,719 She is. 2481 02:34:24,388 --> 02:34:28,159 And she has no idea it'll end like all the others. 2482 02:34:28,292 --> 02:34:30,027 You like her? 2483 02:34:30,161 --> 02:34:31,195 No. 2484 02:34:33,898 --> 02:34:35,833 You might want to save her. 2485 02:34:45,642 --> 02:34:47,878 You okay, sweetie? 2486 02:34:57,054 --> 02:35:00,091 It was the most magical place in the world, wasn't it? 2487 02:35:03,060 --> 02:35:03,794 It was. 2488 02:35:03,928 --> 02:35:06,997 Another set, another review. 2489 02:35:07,798 --> 02:35:10,267 Another romance, another breakup. 2490 02:35:12,602 --> 02:35:14,371 I'm tired, Fay. 2491 02:35:24,315 --> 02:35:25,483 It's okay. 2492 02:35:26,884 --> 02:35:30,955 (clicks tongue) It's okay. I've been the luckiest bastard in the world. 2493 02:35:33,257 --> 02:35:36,927 I had a good run, didn't I? Hmm? You sure did. 2494 02:35:37,428 --> 02:35:39,196 Yeah. I enjoyed that. 2495 02:35:40,965 --> 02:35:42,833 I gotta run, sweetie. Yep. 2496 02:35:42,967 --> 02:35:47,071 It was so good to see you, Fay. You're gonna do great things in Europe. 2497 02:35:47,204 --> 02:35:50,007 You were always one of the good ones. Thank you. 2498 02:35:56,348 --> 02:35:58,383 Ciao, my love. Ciao. 2499 02:36:00,986 --> 02:36:03,889 See you in Venice. See you in Prague. (Fay chuckles) 2500 02:36:35,686 --> 02:36:37,923 I'm gonna go get those cigars. 2501 02:36:46,565 --> 02:36:51,503 Hey, you do a great job. What's the best tip you've ever received? 2502 02:36:51,636 --> 02:36:53,238 Fifty dollars. 2503 02:36:53,371 --> 02:36:54,639 Who gave you that? 2504 02:36:54,772 --> 02:36:56,942 You did, Mr. Conrad. 2505 02:36:58,643 --> 02:37:02,280 It's on you now, kid. The future's yours. 2506 02:37:20,465 --> 02:37:22,801 (whistles) 2507 02:38:19,724 --> 02:38:20,558 (gun cocks) 2508 02:38:20,692 --> 02:38:22,294 (gunshot) (body falls) 2509 02:38:36,741 --> 02:38:39,277 They're looking for us. Get up. I don't feel good. 2510 02:38:39,411 --> 02:38:41,413 We are going to Mexico, Nellie. Mexico? 2511 02:38:41,546 --> 02:38:44,416 Get dressed. We are going now. I'm not going to Mexico. Are you crazy? 2512 02:38:44,549 --> 02:38:46,184 They are going to fucking kill us, okay? 2513 02:38:46,318 --> 02:38:47,652 I fucked up. Go hit a piñata if you're homesick. 2514 02:38:47,786 --> 02:38:50,455 Nellie, get dressed and get in the fucking car, now! 2515 02:38:50,588 --> 02:38:54,125 Manny, you're scaring me. I need another hit. 2516 02:38:54,926 --> 02:38:56,861 Okay, I feel better. 2517 02:38:56,995 --> 02:38:58,430 Oh, hi. Do you have any coke? 2518 02:38:58,563 --> 02:39:00,098 The Count: Yeah, I've actually got... 2519 02:39:00,231 --> 02:39:01,801 Don't give her anything, pendejo. Anything! 2520 02:39:01,933 --> 02:39:03,568 Fine, I won't! 2521 02:39:06,905 --> 02:39:08,373 Get everything you need. We get gas. 2522 02:39:08,506 --> 02:39:10,608 See you in ten minutes, cabrón. Ten minutes. 2523 02:39:10,742 --> 02:39:12,944 And some pills, please? 2524 02:39:16,181 --> 02:39:17,782 Stop it. Stop messing with the... 2525 02:39:17,916 --> 02:39:20,285 Suck a dick, Señor Avocado. 2526 02:39:20,418 --> 02:39:23,388 We need a fucking gas station, now. "We need a gas station, now." 2527 02:39:23,521 --> 02:39:27,125 Yeah, we fucking need... "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." 2528 02:39:27,258 --> 02:39:28,693 There! There's gas. 2529 02:39:28,828 --> 02:39:30,228 Fuck! ¡Puta madre! 2530 02:39:30,362 --> 02:39:32,964 It's closed. I know it's closed! 2531 02:39:33,098 --> 02:39:37,435 You know what we should do? We should go dancing! Manny! Oh, my... 2532 02:39:38,169 --> 02:39:39,805 We could dance up here. 2533 02:39:39,938 --> 02:39:41,539 (speaks Spanish) 2534 02:39:41,673 --> 02:39:43,975 Manny! Manny, come up here. 2535 02:39:44,109 --> 02:39:46,878 Manny! Come on, it's fun. 2536 02:39:47,011 --> 02:39:48,747 No, it's not fun. Yes, it is. 2537 02:39:48,880 --> 02:39:50,749 It's not fun. We can have fun. 2538 02:39:50,882 --> 02:39:53,318 (speaks Spanish) 2539 02:39:53,451 --> 02:39:54,052 (both shout) 2540 02:39:54,185 --> 02:39:55,286 (tires screech) 2541 02:39:59,825 --> 02:40:01,192 Nellie? 2542 02:40:01,893 --> 02:40:03,395 Nellie! 2543 02:40:04,963 --> 02:40:07,966 Maybe they got dancing here! Come on! 2544 02:40:09,000 --> 02:40:11,069 (speaking Spanish) 2545 02:40:15,875 --> 02:40:17,308 Nellie. 2546 02:40:17,442 --> 02:40:19,310 Nellie! (people chattering, cheering) 2547 02:40:19,444 --> 02:40:21,146 Manny! 2548 02:40:42,000 --> 02:40:44,469 Nellie, we have to leave now! 2549 02:40:44,602 --> 02:40:45,970 (speaking Spanish) We're going! 2550 02:40:46,104 --> 02:40:48,473 I'm staying, Manny. I'm not moving. No, no, no, no. 2551 02:40:48,606 --> 02:40:50,876 You know what happen if they find us. 2552 02:40:51,009 --> 02:40:53,978 Why are you doing this, carajo? Why? 2553 02:40:55,113 --> 02:40:57,081 (speaking Spanish) Tell me! 2554 02:40:57,111 --> 02:40:59,530 Don't you know they're going to kill us? 2555 02:41:01,074 --> 02:41:02,533 Wake up! 2556 02:41:02,387 --> 02:41:04,088 Manny, I shouldn't... 2557 02:41:04,222 --> 02:41:06,090 I shouldn't have asked you to help me. 2558 02:41:06,224 --> 02:41:08,092 Let me help. I want to help. 2559 02:41:08,226 --> 02:41:11,162 We can go to Mexico, Nellie. And we can be happy. 2560 02:41:11,296 --> 02:41:14,132 But we have to leave now. Manny. Manny. 2561 02:41:16,734 --> 02:41:19,872 It's the end of the road for me. This is it for me. 2562 02:41:20,004 --> 02:41:21,941 Cállate. 2563 02:41:22,073 --> 02:41:23,308 It's not. 2564 02:41:24,309 --> 02:41:26,177 I'm at peace with that. 2565 02:41:26,311 --> 02:41:28,179 (speaking Spanish) 2566 02:41:28,313 --> 02:41:31,149 I'm not mad anymore. Manny... 2567 02:41:31,282 --> 02:41:34,219 Nellie, cállate. You go to Mexico without me. 2568 02:41:34,352 --> 02:41:38,690 What the fuck I'm gonna do without you? I'm not going anywhere without you! 2569 02:41:38,824 --> 02:41:40,592 (sniffles, speaking Spanish) 2570 02:41:42,928 --> 02:41:43,929 Manny... 2571 02:41:44,095 --> 02:41:45,430 Te amo. 2572 02:41:46,631 --> 02:41:47,900 Te amo, Nellie. 2573 02:41:48,032 --> 02:41:51,102 (speaking Spanish) 2574 02:41:54,072 --> 02:41:55,875 (crying) What have I done? 2575 02:41:56,708 --> 02:41:59,377 I don't think I'm good for you. 2576 02:42:01,412 --> 02:42:03,348 I don't think I'm very good for you. 2577 02:42:03,481 --> 02:42:05,283 Nellie, I want to marry you. 2578 02:42:05,416 --> 02:42:07,652 I want to make you so happy every day. 2579 02:42:07,785 --> 02:42:10,221 Okay, it's my only job. From now on. 2580 02:42:10,355 --> 02:42:12,257 But we have to leave now. 2581 02:42:21,000 --> 02:42:22,200 Okay. 2582 02:42:22,333 --> 02:42:25,103 I just want to be with you. Okay. 2583 02:42:26,104 --> 02:42:27,705 Okay, we'll... 2584 02:42:28,239 --> 02:42:29,641 Okay, we'll... 2585 02:42:29,774 --> 02:42:32,377 We'll go to Mexico. We'll go... 2586 02:42:32,510 --> 02:42:34,312 We'll go to the border and we'll go down south 2587 02:42:34,445 --> 02:42:37,883 and we'll get married and we'll have kids and... 2588 02:42:38,017 --> 02:42:39,684 It'll be you and me, okay? 2589 02:42:43,923 --> 02:42:45,156 Okay. 2590 02:42:46,224 --> 02:42:48,259 Okay. (host speaking Spanish) 2591 02:42:48,393 --> 02:42:50,863 (crowd cheering, applauding) Te amo, Nellie. 2592 02:42:50,996 --> 02:42:52,263 I love you, Manny. 2593 02:42:52,397 --> 02:42:55,099 (upbeat jazz playing) 2594 02:42:59,771 --> 02:43:02,942 Hey, you two with the camera! Do you know who I am? 2595 02:43:03,074 --> 02:43:05,044 I'm Nellie LaRoy, bitches. 2596 02:43:05,176 --> 02:43:09,280 Holy shit, that is Nellie LaRoy. That's Nellie fucking LaRoy. Come here. 2597 02:43:09,414 --> 02:43:12,283 This is my husband-to-be, Manny Torres. 2598 02:43:12,818 --> 02:43:14,252 Wait. Sorry? 2599 02:43:14,385 --> 02:43:16,421 (laughing) We're gonna get married. 2600 02:43:16,989 --> 02:43:18,456 We're gonna get married? 2601 02:43:18,590 --> 02:43:20,525 (photographer) Are... Are you really gonna be her husband? 2602 02:43:23,194 --> 02:43:24,629 Yes. Yeah. 2603 02:43:24,762 --> 02:43:27,732 Congratulations! Get a shot. Get it, get it, get it. 2604 02:43:29,334 --> 02:43:31,336 (camera whirring) 2605 02:43:58,831 --> 02:44:01,199 (engine off) Manny: Do you need anything? 2606 02:44:01,332 --> 02:44:03,735 You go grab him. I'm good. 2607 02:44:04,870 --> 02:44:06,237 Te amo, Nellie. 2608 02:44:06,371 --> 02:44:08,373 I love you, Manny. 2609 02:44:27,092 --> 02:44:28,927 Ain't life grand. 2610 02:44:43,075 --> 02:44:46,578 (humming faintly) 2611 02:45:31,958 --> 02:45:34,460 (knocks on door) The Count: Hey. Hey. 2612 02:45:34,593 --> 02:45:36,628 I'm sorry. It was hard to find gas. 2613 02:45:36,762 --> 02:45:40,632 Yeah, well, I got everything we need. This is my roommate, Kyle. 2614 02:45:41,233 --> 02:45:42,668 - Hey. - Manny: Hi. 2615 02:45:42,802 --> 02:45:44,570 You need anything? I'm gonna fill this real quick. 2616 02:45:44,703 --> 02:45:47,006 No, gracias. Let's go. 2617 02:45:56,950 --> 02:45:57,851 (door slams open) 2618 02:46:00,820 --> 02:46:03,455 (gun hammer clicking) (Manny panting, whimpering) 2619 02:46:07,726 --> 02:46:08,962 (gun clicks) 2620 02:46:09,896 --> 02:46:13,398 No. No, no, no, no. No. No, no. 2621 02:46:13,532 --> 02:46:14,466 Don't kill me. 2622 02:46:14,600 --> 02:46:16,702 (crying, speaking Spanish) 2623 02:46:21,273 --> 02:46:22,775 Please don't kill me. 2624 02:46:22,909 --> 02:46:27,080 I'm nobody. I'm nobody. Que soy mexicano. 2625 02:46:27,213 --> 02:46:30,749 I can leave. Please, please. 2626 02:46:30,884 --> 02:46:32,819 (mutters in Spanish) 2627 02:46:33,418 --> 02:46:35,855 I'm sorry. (sobbing) 2628 02:46:35,989 --> 02:46:37,356 I'm sorry. 2629 02:46:41,027 --> 02:46:42,761 Get the fuck out of LA. 2630 02:46:46,498 --> 02:46:47,733 Disappear. 2631 02:47:01,346 --> 02:47:02,781 Nellie. Nellie? 2632 02:47:05,218 --> 02:47:06,485 Nellie? 2633 02:47:07,253 --> 02:47:08,487 Nellie! 2634 02:47:09,521 --> 02:47:12,091 Nellie! Nellie! 2635 02:47:17,997 --> 02:47:19,765 Oh, fuck! 2636 02:47:19,899 --> 02:47:21,034 (engine starts) 2637 02:47:22,367 --> 02:47:24,003 (tires squeal) 2638 02:47:33,079 --> 02:47:35,681 (club host) And introducing tonight, 2639 02:47:35,815 --> 02:47:38,885 a new addition to the Hart Café Band. 2640 02:47:39,018 --> 02:47:43,755 Fresh from pictures, Mr. Sidney Palmer on the trumpet. 2641 02:47:43,890 --> 02:47:46,558 (audience cheering, applauding) 2642 02:47:51,998 --> 02:47:56,069 Hey, Sid. You want to say a few words? 2643 02:47:56,202 --> 02:48:00,874 Thank you, Tom. Um, I just would like to say to you how happy I am to be here. 2644 02:48:01,007 --> 02:48:03,176 You all are such a beautiful, lovely crowd. 2645 02:48:03,309 --> 02:48:04,911 So thank you. 2646 02:48:05,044 --> 02:48:08,214 If I can, I'd like to, uh, play something that I used to play 2647 02:48:08,780 --> 02:48:10,917 back in... back in the days. 2648 02:48:11,717 --> 02:48:13,485 I hope you all enjoy it. 2649 02:48:14,720 --> 02:48:17,924 (slow jazz playing) 2650 02:48:49,454 --> 02:48:51,991 (slow jazz continues playing) 2651 02:49:23,789 --> 02:49:25,724 (no audible dialogue) 2652 02:50:05,198 --> 02:50:07,066 (song ends) 2653 02:50:07,200 --> 02:50:09,701 (car horns honking) 2654 02:50:27,686 --> 02:50:29,188 (speaking Spanish) This is it. 2655 02:50:29,808 --> 02:50:30,768 What do you think? 2656 02:50:31,685 --> 02:50:33,562 That's where I used to work. 2657 02:50:35,428 --> 02:50:36,462 Passes, sir? 2658 02:50:36,595 --> 02:50:38,231 We're just looking. Thank you. 2659 02:50:39,432 --> 02:50:41,167 Hola. Hi. 2660 02:50:41,868 --> 02:50:43,568 (speaking Spanish) I used to work here. 2661 02:50:44,698 --> 02:50:46,158 A long time ago. 2662 02:50:47,076 --> 02:50:48,535 I started here last year. 2663 02:50:48,619 --> 02:50:49,787 You like it? 2664 02:50:49,942 --> 02:50:51,944 It's okay. Yeah? 2665 02:50:52,164 --> 02:50:53,749 They make anything good these days? 2666 02:50:53,832 --> 02:50:55,793 - You don't go to the movies? - Not much anymore. 2667 02:50:55,876 --> 02:50:59,171 I own an audio shop in New York. Radios, that kind of thing. 2668 02:50:59,254 --> 02:51:00,339 New York? 2669 02:51:01,882 --> 02:51:03,842 It's her first time in L.A. 2670 02:51:03,926 --> 02:51:05,010 Oh yeah? 2671 02:51:05,552 --> 02:51:06,929 Nice talking to you. 2672 02:51:07,012 --> 02:51:08,305 You too. 2673 02:51:09,395 --> 02:51:11,030 (child speaking Spanish) I'm bored. 2674 02:51:11,934 --> 02:51:13,018 Really? 2675 02:51:14,901 --> 02:51:16,969 (spouse speaking Spanish) So early? 2676 02:51:16,855 --> 02:51:17,982 - Let's go. - No, you stay. 2677 02:51:18,065 --> 02:51:20,651 I'll take her to the hotel. 2678 02:51:20,734 --> 02:51:22,069 We'll eat some ice cream. 2679 02:51:22,241 --> 02:51:26,145 (Spanish continues) 2680 02:51:34,287 --> 02:51:35,720 Adios. Bye. 2681 02:52:15,128 --> 02:52:18,097 (horn honking) 2682 02:52:24,303 --> 02:52:25,338 Fifty cents. 2683 02:52:29,809 --> 02:52:31,043 Thank you. 2684 02:57:52,834 --> 02:57:54,100 Nellie: Tell me why. 2685 02:57:54,234 --> 02:57:56,369 Manny: Why? Nellie: Yeah, tell me why. 2686 02:57:56,503 --> 02:57:58,705 I don't know, uh, why. 2687 02:57:58,840 --> 02:58:01,374 I just want to be part of something bigger. 2688 02:58:01,508 --> 02:58:03,076 To be part of something important, 2689 02:58:03,210 --> 02:58:05,145 something that lasts, that means something. 226328