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Good evening.
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Here we are,
in orbit once again.
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Most of tonight's program will be
taken up with a story called, "Poison. "
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A rattlesnake.
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It's a new warning device
I've instituted
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to sound an alarm when
a pickpocket is at work.
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It comes in
several sizes,
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including very small ones
for ladies' purses.
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He's very alert.
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This is far superior
to ordinary burglar alarms.
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For if a thief is foolhardy enough
to put his hand in the pocket...
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There are
a few bugs in it.
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Once, when a thief put
his hand in my pocket,
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the snake became confused and
struck in the wrong direction.
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The doctor had to put a
tourniquet around my stomach.
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Unfortunately, that proved
to be the wrong stomach.
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It was the snake
who died.
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I see that it is now what my
sponsor calls "high time. "
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And here is what he thinks
it is high time for.
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Timber.
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Timber, come here.
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What's the matter?
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Shh.
Stop. Wait a minute.
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What's the matter, Harry?
Shh!
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Don't make a noise.
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You been hitting the booze?
No.
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Take your shoes off
before you come any nearer.
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Please do as I say, Timber.
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You been hitting
the booze.
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Quickly, Timber, but
take your shoes off first.
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Always humor the old
and the drunk.
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Don't touch the bed!
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Please don't touch the bed!
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It's either that or
a bad go of malaria.
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It's a krait.
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A krait?
Yes!
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Where'd it bite you?
How long ago?
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They kill you
in a few minutes.
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I haven't been bitten.
Not yet.
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It's on my stomach.
Lying there asleep.
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Who are you kidding?
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Instead of seeing snakes,
now you're feeling them.
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No!
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You mean to tell me there's a krait
lying on your stomach right now?
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I swear it.
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How did it get there?
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I was reading.
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I was just lying there,
reading.
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I felt something on my chest
behind the book, sort of tickling.
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Then, out of
the corner of my eye,
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I saw this little krait
sliding over my pajamas.
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Small, about 10 inches.
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Knew I mustn't move.
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I could feel it
through my pajamas,
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moving on my stomach.
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Then it stopped moving.
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Now it's lying there
in the warmth.
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How long ago?
Hours.
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Just after the houseboy left.
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But I can't keep still
much longer.
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I've been wanting to cough.
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I believe your story, Harry.
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As a matter of fact, that's not a
surprising thing for a krait to do.
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They hang around people's
houses, they go for warm places.
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These little fellows kill a
surprising number of people each year.
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Don't torture me.
Think of something!
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Okay, kiddy,
I'll think of something.
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What's that for?
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Why, Harry,
I'm surprised at you.
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Weren't you a Boy Scout?
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If that little reptile should
get excited and bite you,
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why, I'll just make a slash, and
I'll try to suck the venom out.
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First thing I think we should do is to try
to get the sheet down as quiet as we can.
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You know, let's just
take a look at things.
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I don't think
it will disturb him.
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No!
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Don't be a fool. The
light would frighten him.
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We ought to just
pull it down quick
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and see if I can hit him
off before he strikes.
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Why don't you
get a doctor?
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That's right.
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Good old Dr. Ganderbay.
I'll do that.
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Oh, no. No. It's no good.
He's on his vacation.
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No.
Yeah, I'm sure of it.
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Drove to Singapore tonight. Not
another medico in the whole district.
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Leaving later,
cool of the night.
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Harry, it's past midnight.
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You can try.
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Yeah, all right.
I'll try.
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Oh, Harry,
what's the doctor's number?
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Oh, don't bother answering. I'll look up in
the phonebook. It's around here someplace.
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Yeah, well, let's see.
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The right district here...
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Pahang. Pahang.
E, F, G.
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Here, under Ganderbay, Dr.
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Operator, I'd like
Pahang 713, please.
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Hello, Dr. Ganderbay?
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Oh.
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Oh, I'm very sorry.
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Got the wrong number.
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Should have used my glasses.
Here they are.
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Yeah, let's see now.
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Pahang.
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That's it.
Ganderbay.
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718. I told the operator 713,
didn't I?
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Well, you know,
8 and 3 look a lot alike.
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Shake of a lamb's tail now,
chop, chop.
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Operator, I got
the wrong number.
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Yes. I want Pahang 718.
Yeah, I said three.
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Yeah, it's an emergency, yes.
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Hello, Dr. Ganderbay?
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Oh.
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I see. Well, do that.
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Thinks he's left.
But the boy's gone to see.
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Doctor, doctor!
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Party on ding-a-ling.
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Say that I've gone.
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Yes, Doctor. So
sorry. Doctor go?
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No, wait. I will come.
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Well, I think he must have
left. There's nobody...
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Oh, no, wait a minute.
Here he is.
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Hello, Doctor,
this is Timber Woods.
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Mr. Woods,
you are not in bed yet?
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Doctor, could you
get over here quick?
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And bring some serum
for a krait bite.
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Nobody's been bitten.
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Harry Pope's lying in bed, and
he's got one lying on his stomach.
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It's asleep under the
sheet on his stomach.
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He is not to move or to talk.
I'll be right over.
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Like to have a cigarette?
It will calm your nerves.
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Make me cough.
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You mind if I...
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I'm sorry.
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You know, Harry, I don't agree
with the doctor about not talking.
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It's all right about you, but, you
know, about me. Help pass the time.
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Your nerves must
be hopping.
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Besides, if anything
still should happen,
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there's a number of things that we
should decide about, aren't there?
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What things?
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Julie, for one thing.
What about her?
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What about her?
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What is there in a girl?
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Is it the mother
that's in every girl
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that sells her on
taking on a sot like you?
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I'm not going
to drink anymore.
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Hogwash, Harry.
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Once a lush, always a lush.
It's happened too many times.
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Oh, sooner or later, Julie
would have found out about it.
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I could have waited, but
maybe now I don't have to wait.
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Maybe she'll never
find out about it.
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I know what
you're trying to do.
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Push me into
something rash,
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wake up that thing.
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Don't you want to think
about the girl who came
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all the way out here
from Paris to see you?
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Or was it
the both of us, then?
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Yeah, but...
For the love of heaven...
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Harry, be calm. You're not
supposed to talk, remember?
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I know very well what
you'd say. Try to blame me.
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Say I made a boozer out of you
so I could take over the business.
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You're welcome
to the business!
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You know something, Harry?
You're right.
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I did make a drunk
out of you.
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So what now?
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When this little krait
may yet turn into...
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What's the expression?
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The hand of God?
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Oh, in a very amusing
disguise, of course.
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It will cool you off.
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Make me cough.
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Here's the doctor.
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How is it? Where
is he? Which room?
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Right here.
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First thing, we have to get
some serum into him. Kitchen?
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Over here.
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Intravenously.
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But I must do it neatly,
I can't have him flinch.
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Hold that until
I ask for it.
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I'm going to give you
an injection of serum.
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Just a pinprick,
but try not to move.
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You'll be all right now, even if
you are bitten. But don't move.
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We'll be back
in a moment.
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Be all right now?
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Oh, quite. Quite.
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No.
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How safe is he? It must give
some protection, mustn't it?
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I mean, the serum
isn't any good?
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Unfortunately not.
It might work, it might not.
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I am trying to think
of something else.
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Why don't we just go in
and pull the sheet down?
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Please! Please! This is not a
matter to rush into bold-headed.
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I know what we must do.
There is no other way.
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We must administer an anesthetic
to the creature, where it lies.
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What an idea.
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It is not safe, because
a snake is cold-blooded
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and anesthetic does not work so
well or so quickly with such animals,
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but there is
no other thing to do.
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We could use
chloroform or ether.
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Which will you try?
Chloroform. Ordinary chloroform.
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That is best.
Quickly, go to my house.
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There is no need
for your shoes!
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The jeep...
Shh.
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No talk, not a move.
Just relax.
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You must.
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It's difficult,
but you must relax.
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And if you will not talk, I
will tell you what is the plan.
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We shall put
this animal to sleep,
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deep sleep,
with anesthetic.
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Mr. Woods has already gone to
my house for the chloroform.
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I shall work carefully.
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Ever so carefully,
and ever so slowly.
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I can't last much longer.
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I got a flat tire.
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I'm going to soak the
mattress under your body.
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It will be very cold.
You be ready for that.
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And don't move.
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We'll give it 15 minutes,
just to be safe.
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You go over to the
other side of the bed.
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We will throw the sheet back
slowly and carefully.
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No. We must be careful.
It may be anywhere.
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It could even be
up the leg of his pajamas.
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He's been bitten!
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It's not there!
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Mr. Pope, you are quite sure, of course,
that you saw it in the first place?
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You don't think you could possibly
have been dreaming, do you?
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Are you telling me
I'm a liar?
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Wouldn't be the first
time he's had the DTs.
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Listen, you two, I...
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Sorry to cause you
so much bother, Doctor.
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He's had a lot of trouble,
lately. All due to his drinking.
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Lost his share
of the business.
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What your friend needs
is a vacation.
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Yeah.
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See you, Doc.
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Listen, you, I saw it!
I know I saw it!
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Sure, I know. I believe
your story. You saw snakes.
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You saw pink elephants!
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It was here in this room!
It was!
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In the bed,
asleep on my stomach!
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You sniveling
drunken bum.
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Oh, wait till Julie hears
about this gambit.
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If you'd ever been
a friend of mine...
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What you need is a hair of
the dog. We'll drink together.
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Hell, let's drink
to friendship!
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To friendship.
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Oh, Harry, you!
247
00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:01,729
Oh, Harry, you silly...
248
00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:08,940
I'm bitten.
249
00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:10,970
I'm bitten.
250
00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:13,842
It was here all along.
251
00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:17,688
Harry, Harry,
am I going to die?
252
00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:20,021
Harry, get the doctor!
253
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:22,284
Harry, get
the doctor, please!
254
00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:24,322
The doctor's gone, Timber.
255
00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:26,728
Harry, I beg you, please!
256
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:29,665
Harry, Harry! Harry!
257
00:24:36,608 --> 00:24:39,736
For failing to call a doctor
when his friend was bitten,
258
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:42,541
Harry spent some
little time in prison.
259
00:24:42,614 --> 00:24:45,708
Apparently, the snake
couldn't keep his mouth shut.
260
00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:49,515
Which reminds me, I believe
it is time for another message.
261
00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:51,055
However, I shall be back.
262
00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:56,726
If you are interested in obtaining
one of my pickpocket alarms...
263
00:24:58,363 --> 00:25:01,059
Good heavens,
I've been robbed!
264
00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:03,595
Good night.
265
00:25:08,767 --> 00:25:11,767
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