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- Previously on The Game...
- If you want this to work,
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you got to choose right now,
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it's either me
or it's these pills.
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At this rate, a hysterectomy
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should be in your near future.
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TASHA:I'm not having surgery.
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But I need another option.
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You gave your child
up for adoption.
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- Jamison's child?
- Please don't tell him.
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Either you tell him, or I will.
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- Hey, Malik.
- Shannon?
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You know, Tee Tee
is getting married.
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Tequila Tee Tee?
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- Tequila Tee Tee.
- What's that?
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Research on your paramour.
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I don't need your
background check.
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If that's true, you'll have
no problem reading that.
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Look at that, one of my favoritestudents has just joined.
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Hi, Malik.
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That's India Baroque.
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Dawg, she's my kryptonite.
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No, Elia means "sun,"
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like my tattoo.
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Shannon, you are my sun.
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Ladies, I left
so many of you scarred,
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so many hearts broken
in the past.
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And I just want to
apologize for that.
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I want to get this off my chest.
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Check me out.
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♪ Now, there's a hundredmillion ways ♪
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♪ For me to really say that ♪
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- ♪ I'm sorry ♪
- ♪ I'm sorry ♪
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♪ I'm sorry ♪
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♪ It's been heavy on my brain ♪
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♪ I don't know what to sayexcept I'm sorry ♪
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- ♪ I'm sorry ♪
- ♪ I'm sorry ♪
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- ♪ I'm sorry ♪
- ♪ I treated them all the same ♪
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♪ They said I wouldnever change ♪
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♪ Well, take a look at me now ♪
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♪ You're looking at a new man ♪
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♪ And I'm sorry ♪
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♪ I'm really sorry ♪
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♪ No, really, really, really ♪
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♪ Truly, I'm sorry ♪
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♪ Now, ladies,try to understand ♪
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♪ I come fromhumble beginnings ♪
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♪ Never even knew that I wouldsleep with 3,000 women ♪
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♪ But, now, I'm different ♪
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♪ Listen, I'm just herefor forgiveness ♪
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♪ I spoke to Jesus,he told me that ♪
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♪ It ain't righthow I'm living ♪
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♪ I had Eva, Lisa, Tina ♪
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♪ Janet, Bella, Keisha, Kiera ♪
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♪ Tierra, Monica, and Myesha ♪
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♪ Laqwanda, Tiana, Marsha,Parker, and Izzy ♪
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♪ Rosita, India ♪
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♪ And Serena,please forgive me ♪
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♪ I married Robin Givensand couldn't make it work ♪
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♪ What does that sayabout me? Well ♪
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♪ I'm pretty much a jerk ♪
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♪ I'm sorry for the pain ♪
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♪ I'm sorry for the lies ♪
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♪ I'm sorry for the hurt ♪
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♪ I'm sorry for the cries ♪
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♪ Forgive me for everything ♪
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♪ I promise you that I changed,and I'm sorry. ♪
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Hmm.
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So, what you think?
Dope-a-licious video, right?
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Huh.
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Before I answer that,
I need to know,
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why you doing this?
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Well, 'cause...
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I can never be with Shannon
if I don't apologize
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to the women I disrespected
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trying to fill the void
she left in my life, Tee Tee.
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And you gonna send this
to all of them?
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Dawg, this is my
personal apology.
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Well, I can't find 42 of them,
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and seven of them died,
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but don't worry, dawg,
I prayed and I asked God
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to tell them I'm sorry,
so we good on that one.
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You doing all this for Shannon?
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No, I'm doing this for me,
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so one day I'll be worthy
of Shannon.
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Well, in that case,
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it is a dope-a-licious video,
Malik.
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Great, 'cause this one's
for Ally.
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Nah. Bad idea.
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Ally's already skittish
about you being my best man
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'cause of the... history
you two had.
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Tee Tee, that's the reason
why I'm doing this,
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for the both of us, man.
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Let sleeping dogs lie, Malik.
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- [chuckles]
- And in case it isn't clear,
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you are the dog
in this metaphor.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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got to go vomit, take a shower,
and get dressed.
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♪ Day is done ♪
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♪ Gone the sun ♪
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♪ From the lake, from the hill ♪
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♪ From the sky ♪
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♪ All is well ♪
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♪ Safely rest ♪
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♪ God is nigh. ♪
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That was beautiful.
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- What is it?
- Thank you.
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It's, um, a song my mom used to
sing to me when I was little.
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She used to say it would make
good days great.
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So, today is officially
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gonna be a great day. [laughs]
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Well, that's one week and
no pills, so I'll second that.
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Baby!
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Apollo just booked me
on Behind The Voice
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with DJ Cruise.
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Oh, that's fantastic.
Sounds like you'll be
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- DJ Cruising to stardom.
- [laughs]
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- Ooh.
- I'm-a set a calendar alert,
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so you don't forget.
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- Cheeky.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey, babe, don't forget to watch
my interview with DJ Cruise.
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It starts right now.
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- Okay, I love you.
- I won't forget.
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Speaking of pills,
how you doing?
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Truth?
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If I had one in front of me,
I don't know what I'd do.
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But I have you,
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- so I'm good.
- So, you're good.
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I'm good.
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This looks so good.
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Presentation can mask the flaws.
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Oh, speaking of,
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should I present in...
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this one or this one?
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Well, you have no flaws, so
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you'd taste delicious
in anything.
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Let's find out.
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[both moaning]
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And you're sure I can't convince
you to be my plus-one?
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Babe, I don't even know
Tee Tee like that,
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and, besides, you'll be working.
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I'm the day-of coordinator.
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I'm gonna have time for,
you know, a dance or two.
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Well, we can get a dance or two
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when I get back
from Lake Havasu.
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You would rather
teach pole dancing
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to Ms. Gladys
and her silver foxes
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- at a retreat than come with me.
- [laughs]
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No, no, I-I'd rather be here,
but a promise is a promise,
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and, plus, I need the cash.
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I guess I can survive
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two night in bed alone,
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but the question is, can you?
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Mm, you not, you not
playing fair.
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I never do. Okay, come on,
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Garret's cooking breakfast,
so be nice.
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It's bad enough I had to watch
Sound of Music with you, him,
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and Raquel, and now I got to
eat the man's eggs?
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- You loved it.
- [scoffs]
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You did. You had
a little thug tear
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at the end
and everything, I seen you.
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It wasn't a tear.
It was, like, a, um...
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it was a shimmer.
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- Shimmer? Yes, okay.
- Yes.
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- You're right.
- Mm.
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- Be nice.
- Yes, ma'am.
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- Thank you. Yes.
- Nice.
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Got it.
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Just one and done.
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Is J.J. Judas joining us?
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Yes, he is,
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and you need to relax and let
all that strike stuff go.
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Well, I'm happy to,
as soon as he apologizes.
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Come on, babe, it's wedding day,
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and I love weddings,
they're so magical.
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I don't know, they bring out
a lot of secrets.
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- Secrets?
- Yeah.
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What kind of secrets?
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Uh, magic and secrets,
a perfect pair.
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♪ Weddings are magic ♪
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♪ A day of joyain't no one fixin' ♪
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♪ To shake ♪
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♪ You got flowers ♪
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♪ And spilling tea over cake ♪
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♪ Weddings are magic ♪
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♪ They cast a spellon miracles and fun ♪
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♪ When soulmatesfind a tax shelter ♪
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♪ I mean, two become one ♪
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♪ But with love ♪
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♪ Comes secrets sewn in the ♪
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♪ Wedding dress, think of love ♪
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♪ Not secretsand try to worry less ♪
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♪ Can you trust the woman ♪
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♪ You want to make your wife ♪
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♪ When there could be secrets ♪
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♪ Teabagging your whole life ♪
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♪ Where there's love,there's secrets ♪
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♪ There's always gonna be ♪
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♪ But with weddingscomes a joint ♪
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♪ Tax entity,weddings are magic ♪
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- ♪ Or not ♪
- ♪ Weddings are magic ♪
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- ♪ And tough ♪
- ♪ Weddings are magic ♪
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♪ I'm scared ♪
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♪ And what could go wrong? ♪
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Yeah.
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Yeah. [clapping]
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Now, that singing is way better
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than The Sound of Music.
Bravo, y'all, bravo.
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♪ Thanks,but we weren't singing. ♪
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Stop. I heard you,
all of you. [chuckles]
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♪ Oh, boo, quit playing. ♪
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Okay, so-so, you-you weren't
just singing?
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♪ No, no, no. ♪
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And, you weren't either?
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♪ No. ♪
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♪ No. ♪
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♪ Weddings are magic! ♪
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♪ ♪
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- [phone rings]
- Yo.
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Tell me you didn't crashmy ride.
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Look, I know it's a hoopty,
but it's my first hoopty.
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JAMISON:Your car is good, I'm not.
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Brit, Raquel, and Garret
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just started singing
and dancing out of nowhere.
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♪ Did they sing and dance ♪
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♪ Or did they dance and sing ♪
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♪ Was it good or great ♪
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♪ Or was it mind-blowing? ♪
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Aw, man, not you, too.
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Nah, I'm messin' with you.
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I fucks with musicals.
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Bro, stop playing with me, okay?
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I was stupid,
I took one of those pills,
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and now I am tripping.
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All right, sound like
you got a party pill,
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but if you can hear mesong-free, you can control it,
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or at least the visual sensory
is the trigger.
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Okay, h-how long is it
supposed to last, man?
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I got to hit the road tomorrow.
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Oh, yeah, you'll be goodby then,
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but it is time-released,
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so, for the next nine,
ten hours,
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buckle up,you in for a hell of a ride.
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Ladies, I leftso many of you scarred,
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so many hearts brokenin the past.
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And I just wantto apologize for that.
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[laughs] Wow.
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Okay, dare I ask what this is?
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This is my apology
to all of the women
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that I've offended over the
years with my playboy ways, Ma.
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Mm, okay, I'll come back
when you're 80.
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[both laugh]
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Ma, I've decided
to go after Shannon.
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It's like Tee Tee said,
"When you find someone
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"you want to spend forever with,
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you want forever to start
as soon as possible."
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- That's from a movie, fool.
- For real?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Which one?
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The hell if I know, but I
do know you need to stop
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obsessing over Shannon.
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You need to focus
on this new league, Malik.
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Keep your eyes on the bag.
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Ma, I can chew gum and swallow
at the same damn time,
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- okay? I got this, Ma.
- [sighs]
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I love you. Mwah.
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I'm-a go get dressed.
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♪ I had Eva, Lisa, Tina ♪
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♪ Janet, Bella ♪
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♪ Keisha, Kiera ♪
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♪ Tierra, Monica,and Myesha... ♪
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WOMAN [over phone]:Tasha Mack.
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Hey, girl.
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You want to go
to a wedding with me?
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Malik's gonna be there.
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[laughs]
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[string instruments playing]
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Friends and family of the bride
to the left,
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groom to the right. Thank you.
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Babe, sound check is done,
and, Brit,
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you did your thing.
This is so romantic.
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Raq, you know,
that's kind of my superpower,
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making other people's
dreams come true.
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So, you haven't told Jamison
about you crossing paths
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- with his baby mama yet?
- Oh, girl,
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no, not yet.
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He's got a lot going on,
more than you know.
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But I will let him know
that he's a dad
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when you let Garret
all the way in your life.
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Oh, don't sleep, sis,
you might be telling him
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- sooner than you think.
- Oh. [chuckles] Okay.
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- Yeah.
- What's the plan?
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Well, you know,
weddings and secrets,
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a girl got to have one,
am I right?
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- Oh, okay, Ms. Secrets.
- Mm-hmm.
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[chuckles]
Look, can you do me a favor,
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make sure the bride is good
while I finish up here.
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For sure.
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Maybe Ally got some juicy
secrets to share with me.
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- Ooh. Juicy.
- Juicy.
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[laughs] Thanks, Raq.
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00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:14,273
How much longer, Doc?
I got to get dressed.
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I can't be on CPT.
302
00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,977
Ms. Mack, please, relax.
303
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I'm trying,
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00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,280
but I got these boulders
in my body and
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my son is chasing after Shannon,
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and I'll be damned if I let her
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slither her way
back into his life.
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So, if it takes me
getting needles in my body
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and drinking coffee that
tastes like shit, I will.
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- Kopi luwak.
- Hmm?
311
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,963
Made from berries defecated
by the Asian palm civet.
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What you mean "defecated"?
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It tastes like shit
'cause it is shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Done.
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Just remember, Ms. Mack,
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acupuncture's gonna help
your fibroids,
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00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:52,244
but there is
no medicine for fear.
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I ain't afraid of nothing.
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Okay, fear don't live here.
321
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,018
Good. Then both you
and your son will be fine.
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20 minutes, lie still.
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I'll return.
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Okay.
325
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[sighs]
326
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,396
♪ ♪
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♪ Can't put a bandage on your ♪
328
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♪ Family ♪
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♪ No pill that you can take ♪
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♪ To make them whole ♪
331
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♪ Or act less triflin' ♪
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♪ There's a poison comes ♪
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♪ With living ♪
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♪ And worry ♪
335
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♪ Is a symptom of the soul ♪
336
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:43,429
♪ But I'm not afraid ♪
337
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♪ Of rocks in my vagina ♪
338
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♪ I am not afraid ♪
339
00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:52,838
♪ Pookie, hope your spermhad fun ♪
340
00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:55,841
♪ I am not afraid ♪
341
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:59,211
♪ This milf will persevere ♪
342
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:02,148
♪ Doc, can you give me a shot ♪
343
00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:05,317
♪ Or is there not a cure ♪
344
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♪ For fear ♪
345
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:16,095
♪ God, you got to take control ♪
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♪ 'Cause there ain't ♪
347
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:21,167
♪ No ♪
348
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:23,269
[sustaining note]
349
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,941
♪ Cure for fear. ♪
350
00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:38,584
[phone ringing]
351
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,452
[quietly]:
Shit.
352
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,190
[sighs]
353
00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,458
- Hello?
- Ms. Tasha, look up.
354
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,363
I didn't want to disturb you.
355
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,865
So, why the hell did you
call me?
356
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,133
Well, I had to get
my stripper pole,
357
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,501
and I had to drop off
Malik's key.
358
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,535
You couldn't just give it to him
at the wedding?
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00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,237
I would, but I'm not going.
360
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,940
Oh, so your girlfriend's
gonna be dateless
361
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,374
'cause your teammates are there?
362
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:05,311
Well, I'm not into the whole
"wedding" thing.
363
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:06,879
You know who once said that,
364
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,514
"I'm really upset
I went to that wedding"?
365
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,382
- Who?
- Nobody.
366
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,117
'Cause being around
all that love
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00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,019
does everybody good,
368
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,188
even a fool like you, Jamison.
369
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:17,957
I miss you, Ms. Tasha.
370
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,626
- I wish you were still my agent.
- Ah.
371
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:23,195
Get the hell out of here.
372
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,496
Okay, 'cause this is
really weird,
373
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,031
you staring at me
with my needles. [laughs]
374
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,500
It's a little weird.
Yeah, I'm sorry. [laughs]
375
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:38,110
[sighs]
376
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,220
You got a minute, mate?
377
00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:50,422
Ah, for you, brother,
378
00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:52,558
I got two. Talk.
379
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,893
My dad ran a background check
on Raquel,
380
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,562
which I did not read,
381
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,397
but now she's talking
about secrets...
382
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:00,432
And you want me to tell you
you're making the right move
383
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:01,634
by not reading it
and trusting her.
384
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,636
I am, right?
385
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,371
- Where's the background check?
- It's in my pocket.
386
00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:07,106
- Okay, well, give it to me.
- It's private.
387
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:08,641
It ain't that damn private,
dawg. Your dad know.
388
00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,175
You want to know.
Hell, hand it over,
389
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,510
I'll read it and tell you
if you should know.
390
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,145
I can't do that.
391
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:16,081
But if you reach
into my left coat pocket...
392
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:19,051
Dawg, I am not reaching
in no grown-ass man's pocket.
393
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:24,290
♪ Damn, dawg, I thought you wasthe man for a minute ♪
394
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:26,292
♪ Now these thoughtsback and forth in your head ♪
395
00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:28,427
♪ Like it's tennis,don't be shy, just admit it ♪
396
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,396
♪ Your pride could be in it,but your heart really saying ♪
397
00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:32,364
♪ You ain't readyfor what's in this ♪
398
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,099
♪ It's all good, you could cry,don't be timid ♪
399
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,934
♪ I'll be right hereby your side ♪
400
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:37,569
♪ Like a Jadakiss lyric,it's a wedding ♪
401
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,571
♪ After all, everybodygets emotional, but not ♪
402
00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:41,340
♪ The same reasons that yougonna get emotional ♪
403
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:42,641
♪ Bruv, Raquel's a good woman ♪
404
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,543
♪ And you know this, but focus ♪
405
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,545
♪ I'm not trying to bethe one to blow this ♪
406
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,614
♪ An atom bomb andthis envelope, both explosive ♪
407
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,683
♪ Like two locomotives,the thought's just repulsive ♪
408
00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:52,584
♪ Okay, well, what if theapproach is we keep it low ♪
409
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,553
♪ Never give her notice'cause everything ♪
410
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,522
♪ You don't know,you probably need to know it ♪
411
00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,691
♪ Like what if she got kidsshe ain't tendin' ♪
412
00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:01,060
♪ A husband that would miss,and a terrorist with missiles ♪
413
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,362
♪ Dawg, she could be an assassinor a ninja after your cash ♪
414
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:06,198
♪ Now you're gone past November,the past not the past ♪
415
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,033
♪ We should open it and havea see 'cause either way ♪
416
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,335
♪ This love storycould end in tragedy ♪
417
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:10,569
♪ Is it a sweepstakes payout? ♪
418
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,171
♪ Let me see it ♪
419
00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:14,606
♪ Hot vacation,flying frequent ♪
420
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,475
♪ Wedding vows you wrotein secret ♪
421
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,311
♪ Bad Bunny, Garret,you shouldn't have. ♪
422
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:20,446
He didn't.
423
00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:22,581
It's a... This is a love letter
424
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,717
from Garret.
It's just not finished yet.
425
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:28,287
Aw, papi, that's so sweet.
426
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,155
♪ But I really got to go ♪
427
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:31,457
♪ Brit, DEFCON 5,trouble with the bride ♪
428
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:32,758
♪ She looking like a no-show. ♪
429
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,126
♪ Get the peeps to their seats ♪
430
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:35,994
♪ Ten minutes to showtime ♪
431
00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:37,563
♪ Thanks for coming, boo,it's very nice of you ♪
432
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,064
♪ And that first danceis all mine. ♪
433
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,233
[chuckles]
434
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,502
♪ T-H-A-N-K Y-O-U ♪
435
00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,738
♪ Thank you, truly, thank you. ♪
436
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:49,074
You're welcome.
We all have secrets, Garret.
437
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:59,017
Whatever's here,
it doesn't matter.
438
00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:02,788
I know how I feel about Raquel,
and that's not gonna change.
439
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,568
- Hey, India. [laughs]
- Hey, Tasha.
440
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,036
BOTH:
Mwah.
441
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,539
Love the dress,
and so will Malik.
442
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:23,409
I know, I wore it just for him,
kryptonite green.
443
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,411
- Ooh. [purrs]
- [laughs]
444
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:28,280
Okay, now, look,
I'm moving Cindy over to
445
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,282
table nine, she's having salmon.
446
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,484
And that's gonna put you
right here at table two
447
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,153
next to your Superman.
448
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,355
- Mm, okay, nice.
- Mm-hmm.
449
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:38,791
Looks like I'm having dark meat.
450
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,526
Ooh. Don't hurt him.
451
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:41,627
[both laugh]
452
00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:44,530
Hey, hey, Brenda, listen,
453
00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:46,832
I just want to apologize
for that night in the submarine,
454
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,734
when you raised my periscope,
455
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,270
and my missile launched
too soon. [laughs]
456
00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,138
- [line disconnects]
- Hello?
457
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:56,275
Hello? Well, shit.
458
00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:58,343
Hello. Oh, there he is now.
459
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,547
Mm-hmm. Yes.
460
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:04,116
You-you all remember India.
461
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:07,586
Baroque. Mm-hmm.
[laughing]
462
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,721
- Yo, JJ Jiggly.
- Huh?
463
00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,423
♪ Hide a brother quickly,India Baroque is in the house ♪
464
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,624
- What?
- ♪ And if I didn't mention ♪
465
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,626
♪ I'm at full attention ♪
466
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:15,828
♪ Ain't no way in hellI can turn her down, dawg. ♪
467
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,596
- True. Okay, follow me.
- Yeah.
468
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,465
[clears throat]
469
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:20,766
- Hey.
- TASHA: Have you seen Malik?
470
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,835
How you doing?
471
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,403
♪ Malik. ♪
472
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,205
♪ Hey. ♪
473
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,706
♪ Father knows best ♪
474
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,208
♪ Was laid to rest ♪
475
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,177
♪ With Donna Reed ♪
476
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,413
♪ Hoovering floors in heels ♪
477
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,182
♪ And pearls ♪
478
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:40,118
♪ Mama, this is a setup ♪
479
00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,321
♪ Baby, I know ♪
480
00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:44,323
♪ What you need ♪
481
00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:47,392
♪ 30-inch water wave,fast-ass ♪
482
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,761
♪ Girls ♪
483
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,633
♪ I'm your mama, don't you ♪
484
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,568
♪ Overthink ♪
485
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,571
♪ You brought my kryptoniteof sneaky links ♪
486
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:00,906
♪ To bone ♪
487
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,709
♪ Mama knows best ♪
488
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:05,744
♪ Believe that ♪
489
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:11,216
♪ That's the dealMama gets them to sign ♪
490
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:15,187
♪ Ma, keep my Hancockoff your dotted line ♪
491
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:17,155
♪ Leave me alone ♪
492
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:19,758
♪ Mama knows best ♪
493
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,927
♪ Like always ♪
494
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,898
♪ Mama knows ♪
495
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:27,566
♪ All day, every day ♪
496
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,668
♪ No ifs and buts ♪
497
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,770
♪ About it ♪
498
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,674
♪ Your mama knows best,don't even play ♪
499
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,543
♪ Around ♪
500
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,446
♪ Mama knows best ♪
501
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,348
♪ Of all. ♪
502
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:50,656
Dawg, you are on your own.
503
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,191
[whispers]: Good luck.
504
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:54,626
India,
505
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,495
why don't we finish this later.
506
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,363
- Sure, baby.
- Mm-hmm.
507
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,532
- Can't wait.
- Mm-hmm.
508
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,935
Dude, what did you say to Ally?
509
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,603
Brittany said she locked
herself in the bathroom,
510
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:05,604
and she won't come out.
511
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:07,272
Uh, nothing.
512
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:08,941
I just told
the bride-to-be I'm sorry.
513
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:10,776
All right, apology accepted.
514
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:12,945
Well, apparently, there's
some feelings of latent guilt
515
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:14,913
because now she's saying
she's not worthy of marrying me.
516
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:17,983
Okay, dude, if I didn't ruin it
with a swimming pool threesome,
517
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,885
trust me,
I bet you my bank account
518
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,420
this ain't gonna do it, Tee Tee.
519
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:24,222
Malik, maybe this isn't obvious,
520
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:26,658
- but you're just not helping.
- Okay.
521
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,393
Well, maybe this will.
522
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:31,296
As your best man,
I say we go to the altar, wait,
523
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,398
Brittany got this. Hey.
524
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,367
I promise you on
our friendship, brother,
525
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:36,602
Ally will be there.
526
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,873
Okay. Come on.
527
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,475
[sighs]
528
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,313
MALIK:
Hey.
529
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,320
Malik, I swear,
530
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:56,588
if this turns into
a Runaway Bride situation,
531
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:57,589
I'm gonna kill you.
532
00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:58,724
Then it would be more like
533
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,692
Four Weddings and A Funeral.
534
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,994
Four Weddings,
535
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,529
best romcom ever.
536
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,732
[laughs] I know, right?
I'm sorry, who's this?
537
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:09,301
Oh, my bad, I'm Lo-Allen.
538
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:10,702
'Lik asked me
to watch the ring,
539
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,371
so he wouldn't lose it.
540
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,839
Well, did he lose it?
541
00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:15,374
It ain't lost, is it?
542
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,576
Damn, dawg, relax.
And, for the record,
543
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:20,312
the best romcom is The Best Man,
like me.
544
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,713
[scoffs] Overrated.
545
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,349
You want a real romcom,
Notting Hill.
546
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,351
- Ugh.
- Now that is a masterpiece.
547
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:27,753
Right actress, wrong movie.
548
00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:29,421
My Best Friend's Wedding,
hands down.
549
00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:31,657
Ooh, no. You know what?
All y'all crazy, okay?
550
00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:34,026
'Cause everybody knows
that the best romcom
551
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:35,994
is Coming to America.
552
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:37,396
- The first one.
- INDIA: Definitely.
553
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:41,400
- Bark like a dog.
- Woof! Woof!
554
00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:42,901
- [both laugh]
- Yeah, I just love it
555
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,636
when they all go to McDougal's.
556
00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:48,607
ALL:
It's McDowell's!
557
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:53,612
♪ There is a time for us ♪
558
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,914
♪ To settle down with the one ♪
559
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:59,017
♪ Of your choosing ♪
560
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:01,319
♪ Then you realize ♪
561
00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:04,389
♪ That the truth is ♪
562
00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:06,091
♪ Sometimes life ♪
563
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:09,361
♪ Is a movie ♪
564
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:12,097
♪ Romcom wrote the book,really wrote the book ♪
565
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,766
♪ Romcom wrote the bookon love ♪
566
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,569
♪ Romcom wrote the book,if you really look ♪
567
00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:19,538
♪ Romcom wrote the bookon love ♪
568
00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:21,907
♪ Sometimes the truth'sstranger than fiction ♪
569
00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:24,943
♪ Sometimes we overthink love ♪
570
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,713
♪ Love can be wanted,whatever you want ♪
571
00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:29,715
♪ It's what Quincyand Monica was ♪
572
00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:31,783
♪ Look, The Preacher's Wife
has taught me this ♪
573
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,553
♪ You can fall back in lovewith the one you with ♪
574
00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:36,888
♪ If your love got a Jones,know you better believe her ♪
575
00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:39,725
♪ 'Cause making it rightain't always making it even ♪
576
00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:41,693
♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪
577
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,362
♪ Really wrote the book,romcom wrote the book ♪
578
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:45,564
♪ On love ♪
579
00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:46,698
♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪
580
00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:47,899
♪ If you really look ♪
581
00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:48,900
♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪
582
00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:50,702
♪ On love ♪
583
00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:52,604
♪ Romcom put your lifeon a new track ♪
584
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:54,840
♪ Same way that Stellagot her groove back ♪
585
00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:57,109
♪ You don't have to leave,you can choose to stay ♪
586
00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:59,511
♪ You can play games,but remember, two can play ♪
587
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:02,814
♪ You can boomerangback to me, baby ♪
588
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:05,117
♪ Brown sugar make youact so crazy ♪
589
00:23:05,183 --> 00:23:06,852
♪ Want to take a breathand exhale ♪
590
00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:08,153
♪ But you waiting ♪
591
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,421
♪ There's a thin line between ♪
592
00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:10,622
♪ Love and hate ♪
593
00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:11,957
♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪
594
00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:13,692
♪ Really wrote the book ♪
595
00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:14,893
♪ Romcom wrote the bookon love ♪
596
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,628
♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪
597
00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:18,163
♪ If you really look ♪
598
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,166
♪ Romcom wrote the bookon love. ♪
599
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:26,738
[guests murmuring]
600
00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:36,515
I do.
601
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:37,783
RAQUEL:Everyone put your hands
602
00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:41,186
together for Mr.
and Mrs. Terrence Carter.
603
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,488
[cheering, applause]
604
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,525
♪ ♪
605
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,593
That's it, my boy.
606
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:50,829
[whooping]
607
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:53,131
Come on, Tee Tee.
[laughs]
608
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,769
Dude, did you read this?
609
00:23:57,836 --> 00:23:59,104
Oh, you mean the document
that I put in the rubbish
610
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:00,672
because I don't want to read it?
611
00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:02,507
Trust me, brother,
you want to read this.
612
00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:03,909
Listen, Malik, whatever dirt
613
00:24:03,975 --> 00:24:05,911
my dad dug up on Raquel,
I don't care.
614
00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:08,046
See, that's just it, bro,
it ain't even about Raquel.
615
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,615
It's about her mom.
She's doing hard time
616
00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:12,050
in prison in New York, bro.
617
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:13,652
She's been in there
since Raquel was a kid.
618
00:24:13,718 --> 00:24:15,720
What? Why?
619
00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:17,656
Don't know. Didn't say.
620
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,861
This doesn't change anything.
621
00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:25,564
When Raquel is ready,
she'll tell me.
622
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:28,500
♪ ♪
623
00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:30,101
- Hey, Superman.
- Ooh.
624
00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:31,570
You ready?
625
00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:33,471
We really doing this
at a wedding?
626
00:24:33,538 --> 00:24:36,041
Oh, come on, I'm sure
it's not your first time.
627
00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:38,743
Or fifth, but only twice
with the bride.
628
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,713
And now for our first dance
as husband and wife,
629
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:43,915
Tee and Ally, this is for you.
630
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:46,051
["Forever" playing]
631
00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:50,055
♪ From this moment on ♪
632
00:24:50,121 --> 00:24:53,859
♪ All my trust in you ♪
633
00:24:53,925 --> 00:24:56,061
♪ I love you till ♪
634
00:24:56,127 --> 00:24:58,997
♪ The sun dies out ♪
635
00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:01,766
♪ Till the mountains move ♪
636
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:05,770
♪ From this moment on ♪
637
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:08,206
♪ You got my heart ♪
638
00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:10,842
♪ In your hands ♪
639
00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:14,279
♪ And it's whole again ♪
640
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:17,549
- ♪ Forever ♪
- Okay, baby.
641
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:22,220
♪ I need you morein the morning ♪
642
00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:25,790
♪ Than coffee... ♪
643
00:25:27,092 --> 00:25:29,294
Hey. Let's dance.
644
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,129
Whoa, whoa.
645
00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,931
The music is gone.
646
00:25:32,998 --> 00:25:35,267
- Say that again.
- Are you okay?
647
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:36,768
♪ We always dreamedof this life... ♪
648
00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:38,236
Never better.
649
00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:40,171
I am pill free,
and staying that way.
650
00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:42,107
- Let's dance.
- Let's dance.
651
00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:44,943
♪ And I found it all ♪
652
00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:46,678
♪ In you ♪
653
00:25:46,745 --> 00:25:49,814
♪ This moment on ♪
654
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:52,751
♪ All of my trust in you ♪
655
00:25:52,817 --> 00:25:56,721
♪ I love youtill the sun dies out ♪
656
00:25:57,489 --> 00:26:00,558
♪ Till the mountains move ♪
657
00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:04,129
♪ From this moment on ♪
658
00:26:04,195 --> 00:26:07,165
♪ You got my heart ♪
659
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,334
♪ In your hands ♪
660
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:13,004
♪ And it's whole again ♪
661
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:15,240
♪ Forever. ♪
662
00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:22,781
INDIA:
[moaning] Oh, Malik!
663
00:26:22,847 --> 00:26:25,283
- It's so hard.
- MALIK: Mm-hmm, yeah.
664
00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:27,986
I know, India.
Don't cry, baby girl.
665
00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:30,622
You said she's your sun?
666
00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:32,757
That is so beautiful.
667
00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:34,926
It's like a romantic comedy.
668
00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:36,728
I know, right?
669
00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:38,964
And to get her back,
I got to do this.
670
00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:40,265
So, India,
671
00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:43,068
will you please,
please forgive me?
672
00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:45,303
I've never had
673
00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:48,139
a man beg me
not to have sex with him.
674
00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:50,375
But of course I forgive you.
675
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,711
Ah, yes, good, okay.
676
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:55,146
Thank you.
[exhales]
677
00:26:55,213 --> 00:26:58,183
Now only 2,364 more to go.
678
00:26:58,249 --> 00:27:00,352
Maybe don't mention the number.
679
00:27:00,418 --> 00:27:03,121
That's kind of disgusting.
680
00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:05,123
Good idea.
681
00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:07,225
♪ ♪
682
00:27:11,696 --> 00:27:13,365
Promise me that we'll always
be honest with each other?
683
00:27:13,431 --> 00:27:15,734
I promise.
684
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,370
In fact, there's something
I'm dying to ask you.
685
00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:22,941
Garret Evans...
will you go on tour with me?
686
00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:24,075
What?
687
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,877
The week we're in New York.
688
00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:27,645
I'd love for you to see a show,
and maybe meet my mom.
689
00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:29,247
Your mother?
690
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,982
You sure you're ready for that?
691
00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:33,284
No, I'm... I'm definitely not.
692
00:27:33,351 --> 00:27:35,387
But if I'm being honest, um...
693
00:27:35,453 --> 00:27:37,155
I think it's time.
694
00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:39,257
Then my answer is yes.
695
00:27:42,127 --> 00:27:44,162
[both laughing]
696
00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:48,366
- Oh. Malik.
- [laughs]
697
00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:52,103
Ma, I really can't believe
you invited
698
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,305
India here just
to distract me from Shannon.
699
00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:56,908
Mm-hmm, and it almost worked.
700
00:27:56,975 --> 00:27:59,110
I don't get it. If I can
forgive Shannon, why can't you?
701
00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:02,013
Because the last time
you loved her, she hurt you.
702
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,982
- Bad.
- Hmm.
703
00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:06,117
And I don't ever want you
to hurt like that again, baby.
704
00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,420
Well, Mom, it's my life.
It's my decision.
705
00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:09,988
It's my pain.
706
00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:11,456
I'm not a child anymore.
707
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,725
No, you're not.
708
00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:15,393
But you're gonna always
be my baby.
709
00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:18,129
Okay?
710
00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:22,167
[clucks tongue]
So what did you say to the bride
711
00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:23,868
to get her to the altar?
712
00:28:23,935 --> 00:28:26,271
I just told her that
the best day of my life was
713
00:28:26,337 --> 00:28:28,406
when my parents got remarried,
and she didn't want
714
00:28:28,473 --> 00:28:30,408
- to deprive her son of that.
- Oh.
715
00:28:30,475 --> 00:28:32,977
Wow, that's amazing.
716
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:35,080
Only because it's true.
717
00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:37,749
Well, I pray
that whenever I have kids,
718
00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:40,385
their mom is
as wonderful as you.
719
00:28:42,353 --> 00:28:44,389
Jamison, I need
to tell you something.
720
00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,424
Me first.
721
00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:50,028
I didn't want to come today
because this scares me.
722
00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:54,032
Everything I've ever loved
in my life, I've lost.
723
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:56,334
And I didn't want to lose us.
724
00:28:57,969 --> 00:29:00,438
What I'm trying
to say is that...
725
00:29:01,973 --> 00:29:03,942
...I love you, Brittany.
726
00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:05,910
Yeah.
[chuckles]
727
00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:07,745
Uh, your turn.
728
00:29:07,812 --> 00:29:10,115
What did,
what did you want to tell me?
729
00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:14,185
Just...
730
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,956
...that I love you, too.
731
00:29:21,192 --> 00:29:22,961
TEE TEE:
All right, everybody, listen up.
732
00:29:23,027 --> 00:29:24,529
- It's about that time.
- GUEST: What time is it?
733
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,398
For the Soul... Train line!
734
00:29:27,465 --> 00:29:29,834
- [cheering, clamoring]
- Let's go!
735
00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:32,470
["Celebrate" by Kool & the Gang
playing]
736
00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:38,977
♪ There's a party goin'on right here ♪
737
00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:42,547
♪ A celebration to lastthroughout the years ♪
738
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:46,551
♪ So bring your good timesand your laughter too ♪
739
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:49,387
♪ We gonna celebrate your ♪
740
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,289
♪ Party with you, come on, now ♪
741
00:29:51,356 --> 00:29:54,325
♪ Celebration ♪
742
00:29:54,392 --> 00:29:56,327
♪ We gonna ♪
743
00:29:56,394 --> 00:29:59,531
♪ Celebrate and havea good time ♪
744
00:29:59,597 --> 00:30:03,034
♪ It's time to come together ♪
745
00:30:03,101 --> 00:30:06,804
♪ It's up to you,what's your pleasure? ♪
746
00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:11,109
♪ Everyone around the world,come on ♪
747
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:19,017
♪ Celebrate good times,come on ♪
748
00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:21,586
♪ Let's celebrate ♪
749
00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:24,189
♪ We're gonna havea good time tonight ♪
750
00:30:24,255 --> 00:30:25,857
ALL [chanting]:
Go, Tee Tee. Go, Tee Tee.
751
00:30:25,924 --> 00:30:29,127
♪ Let's celebrate,it's all right ♪
752
00:30:30,628 --> 00:30:33,364
♪ Celebrate good times ♪
753
00:30:33,431 --> 00:30:36,234
♪ Come on ♪
754
00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:38,469
♪ It's a celebration ♪
755
00:30:38,536 --> 00:30:41,973
♪ Celebrate good times,come on. ♪
756
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,143
DJ: That was Kool & the Gangperforming "Celebration."
757
00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:47,412
Now let's relax the vibes
758
00:30:47,478 --> 00:30:50,248
- and slow down the groove.
- [slow R&B music plays]
759
00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:51,516
- Okay.
- [turns radio off]
760
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:53,918
That's enough music
for one week.
761
00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:58,022
♪ Day is done ♪
762
00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:02,093
[turns radio off]
763
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,562
- ♪ Gone the sun ♪
- What? What?
764
00:31:04,629 --> 00:31:06,164
[turns radio off]
765
00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:08,399
- ♪ Sun... ♪
- [turns radio off]
766
00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:10,368
- ♪ From the... ♪
- What is this? Come on, man.
767
00:31:10,435 --> 00:31:11,369
♪ From the hills, from the sky ♪
768
00:31:11,436 --> 00:31:13,304
Come on. What?
769
00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:16,307
♪ From the hills, from the sky ♪
770
00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:20,545
♪ All is well, safely rest ♪
771
00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:22,447
♪ God is nigh ♪
772
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,186
♪ God is nigh. ♪
773
00:31:38,529 --> 00:31:41,566
♪ There's a time for us ♪
774
00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:46,371
♪ To settle down with the oneof your choosing ♪
775
00:31:46,437 --> 00:31:52,043
♪ And you realizethat the truth is ♪
776
00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:57,148
♪ Sometimes life is a movie ♪
777
00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:59,217
♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪
778
00:31:59,284 --> 00:32:02,353
♪ If you really look,romcom wrote the book on love ♪
779
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:05,023
♪ Sometimes the truth strangerthan fiction ♪
780
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:07,525
♪ Sometimes we overthink love ♪
781
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:10,361
♪ Love can be wanted,it's whatever you want ♪
782
00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:12,530
♪ It's what Quincyand Monica was ♪
783
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,565
♪ Look, The Preacher's Wife
has taught me this ♪
784
00:32:14,632 --> 00:32:17,135
♪ You can fall back in lovewith the one you with ♪
785
00:32:17,201 --> 00:32:19,671
♪ If your love got a Jones,know you better believe her ♪
786
00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:22,507
♪ 'Cause making it rightain't always making it even ♪
787
00:32:22,573 --> 00:32:24,575
♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪
788
00:32:24,642 --> 00:32:27,712
♪ If you really look,romcom wrote the book on love ♪
789
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,181
♪ Romcom put your lifeon a new track ♪
790
00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:33,284
♪ Same way that Stellagot her groove back ♪
791
00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:35,320
♪ You don't have to leave,you could choose to stay ♪
792
00:32:35,386 --> 00:32:37,422
♪ You could play games,but remember two can play ♪
793
00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:40,425
♪ You can boomerangback to me, baby ♪
794
00:32:40,491 --> 00:32:43,094
♪ Brown sugar make youact so crazy ♪
795
00:32:43,161 --> 00:32:45,163
♪ Wanna take a breathand exhale, but you waitin' ♪
796
00:32:45,229 --> 00:32:47,532
♪ There's a thin linebetween love and hating ♪
797
00:32:47,598 --> 00:32:49,634
♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪
798
00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:52,370
♪ Really wrote the book,romcom wrote the book on love ♪
799
00:32:52,437 --> 00:32:54,439
♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪
800
00:32:54,505 --> 00:32:55,506
♪ If you really look, romcomwrote the book on love. ♪
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