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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:06,606 - Previously on The Game... - If you want this to work, 2 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,074 you got to choose right now, 3 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:09,109 it's either me or it's these pills. 4 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:10,243 At this rate, a hysterectomy 5 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:11,578 should be in your near future. 6 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:12,645 TASHA: I'm not having surgery. 7 00:00:12,712 --> 00:00:14,147 But I need another option. 8 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:15,548 You gave your child up for adoption. 9 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:16,649 - Jamison's child? - Please don't tell him. 10 00:00:16,716 --> 00:00:18,184 Either you tell him, or I will. 11 00:00:18,251 --> 00:00:19,719 - Hey, Malik. - Shannon? 12 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:20,720 You know, Tee Tee is getting married. 13 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:22,021 Tequila Tee Tee? 14 00:00:22,088 --> 00:00:23,223 - Tequila Tee Tee. - What's that? 15 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:24,391 Research on your paramour. 16 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:26,159 I don't need your background check. 17 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:28,461 If that's true, you'll have no problem reading that. 18 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,363 Look at that, one of my favorite students has just joined. 19 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:31,765 Hi, Malik. 20 00:00:31,831 --> 00:00:33,199 That's India Baroque. 21 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:34,234 Dawg, she's my kryptonite. 22 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,336 No, Elia means "sun," 23 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:37,637 like my tattoo. 24 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,239 Shannon, you are my sun. 25 00:00:43,676 --> 00:00:46,546 Ladies, I left so many of you scarred, 26 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:48,314 so many hearts broken in the past. 27 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:51,184 And I just want to apologize for that. 28 00:00:51,851 --> 00:00:54,087 I want to get this off my chest. 29 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:55,688 Check me out. 30 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,290 ♪ Now, there's a hundred million ways ♪ 31 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:59,125 ♪ For me to really say that ♪ 32 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:00,226 - ♪ I'm sorry ♪ - ♪ I'm sorry ♪ 33 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:01,528 ♪ I'm sorry ♪ 34 00:01:01,594 --> 00:01:03,797 ♪ It's been heavy on my brain ♪ 35 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:06,366 ♪ I don't know what to say except I'm sorry ♪ 36 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:08,501 - ♪ I'm sorry ♪ - ♪ I'm sorry ♪ 37 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,370 - ♪ I'm sorry ♪ - ♪ I treated them all the same ♪ 38 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:12,138 ♪ They said I would never change ♪ 39 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:13,840 ♪ Well, take a look at me now ♪ 40 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,275 ♪ You're looking at a new man ♪ 41 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:16,676 ♪ And I'm sorry ♪ 42 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,144 ♪ I'm really sorry ♪ 43 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:19,712 ♪ No, really, really, really ♪ 44 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:21,714 ♪ Truly, I'm sorry ♪ 45 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:23,783 ♪ Now, ladies, try to understand ♪ 46 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:25,852 ♪ I come from humble beginnings ♪ 47 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,288 ♪ Never even knew that I would sleep with 3,000 women ♪ 48 00:01:28,354 --> 00:01:30,223 ♪ But, now, I'm different ♪ 49 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:32,425 ♪ Listen, I'm just here for forgiveness ♪ 50 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:34,427 ♪ I spoke to Jesus, he told me that ♪ 51 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:35,695 ♪ It ain't right how I'm living ♪ 52 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,697 ♪ I had Eva, Lisa, Tina ♪ 53 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,133 ♪ Janet, Bella, Keisha, Kiera ♪ 54 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,502 ♪ Tierra, Monica, and Myesha ♪ 55 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:45,805 ♪ Laqwanda, Tiana, Marsha, Parker, and Izzy ♪ 56 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:47,540 ♪ Rosita, India ♪ 57 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,742 ♪ And Serena, please forgive me ♪ 58 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:53,112 ♪ I married Robin Givens and couldn't make it work ♪ 59 00:01:53,179 --> 00:01:54,647 ♪ What does that say about me? Well ♪ 60 00:01:54,714 --> 00:01:56,249 ♪ I'm pretty much a jerk ♪ 61 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:58,151 ♪ I'm sorry for the pain ♪ 62 00:01:58,218 --> 00:01:59,385 ♪ I'm sorry for the lies ♪ 63 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,354 ♪ I'm sorry for the hurt ♪ 64 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:02,789 ♪ I'm sorry for the cries ♪ 65 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:04,858 ♪ Forgive me for everything ♪ 66 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:07,694 ♪ I promise you that I changed, and I'm sorry. ♪ 67 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,395 Hmm. 68 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,631 So, what you think? Dope-a-licious video, right? 69 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:13,166 Huh. 70 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:15,668 Before I answer that, I need to know, 71 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:16,769 why you doing this? 72 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:18,471 Well, 'cause... 73 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:20,406 I can never be with Shannon if I don't apologize 74 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,208 to the women I disrespected 75 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:23,576 trying to fill the void she left in my life, Tee Tee. 76 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,445 And you gonna send this to all of them? 77 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:27,380 Dawg, this is my personal apology. 78 00:02:27,447 --> 00:02:29,349 Well, I can't find 42 of them, 79 00:02:29,415 --> 00:02:30,850 and seven of them died, 80 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:33,152 but don't worry, dawg, I prayed and I asked God 81 00:02:33,219 --> 00:02:34,821 to tell them I'm sorry, so we good on that one. 82 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:36,356 You doing all this for Shannon? 83 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:37,824 No, I'm doing this for me, 84 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,426 so one day I'll be worthy of Shannon. 85 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:43,162 Well, in that case, 86 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:45,298 it is a dope-a-licious video, Malik. 87 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:47,767 Great, 'cause this one's for Ally. 88 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:52,906 Nah. Bad idea. 89 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:55,708 Ally's already skittish about you being my best man 90 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:58,711 'cause of the... history you two had. 91 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:00,947 Tee Tee, that's the reason why I'm doing this, 92 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,215 for the both of us, man. 93 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:04,951 Let sleeping dogs lie, Malik. 94 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,220 - [chuckles] - And in case it isn't clear, 95 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:08,922 you are the dog in this metaphor. 96 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:11,558 Now, if you'll excuse me, 97 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:14,394 got to go vomit, take a shower, and get dressed. 98 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:21,301 ♪ Day is done ♪ 99 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:23,636 ♪ Gone the sun ♪ 100 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:26,239 ♪ From the lake, from the hill ♪ 101 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:27,674 ♪ From the sky ♪ 102 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:30,410 ♪ All is well ♪ 103 00:03:30,476 --> 00:03:32,779 ♪ Safely rest ♪ 104 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:36,649 ♪ God is nigh. ♪ 105 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:37,951 That was beautiful. 106 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:39,886 - What is it? - Thank you. 107 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:43,222 It's, um, a song my mom used to sing to me when I was little. 108 00:03:43,289 --> 00:03:45,792 She used to say it would make good days great. 109 00:03:45,858 --> 00:03:48,494 So, today is officially 110 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,330 gonna be a great day. [laughs] 111 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:53,333 Well, that's one week and no pills, so I'll second that. 112 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:54,834 Baby! 113 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,669 Apollo just booked me on Behind The Voice 114 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,304 with DJ Cruise. 115 00:03:58,371 --> 00:03:59,806 Oh, that's fantastic. Sounds like you'll be 116 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:02,275 - DJ Cruising to stardom. - [laughs] 117 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:04,344 - Ooh. - I'm-a set a calendar alert, 118 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:05,645 so you don't forget. 119 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:07,614 - Cheeky. - Mm-hmm. 120 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,483 Hey, babe, don't forget to watch my interview with DJ Cruise. 121 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:11,851 It starts right now. 122 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,387 - Okay, I love you. - I won't forget. 123 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:17,290 Speaking of pills, how you doing? 124 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:18,925 Truth? 125 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:21,027 If I had one in front of me, I don't know what I'd do. 126 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,296 But I have you, 127 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:24,931 - so I'm good. - So, you're good. 128 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,633 I'm good. 129 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:28,468 This looks so good. 130 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:30,903 Presentation can mask the flaws. 131 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:33,573 Oh, speaking of, 132 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,275 should I present in... 133 00:04:36,342 --> 00:04:39,712 this one or this one? 134 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,514 Well, you have no flaws, so 135 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:43,316 you'd taste delicious in anything. 136 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:44,951 Let's find out. 137 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:47,353 [both moaning] 138 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:50,723 And you're sure I can't convince you to be my plus-one? 139 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,625 Babe, I don't even know Tee Tee like that, 140 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:53,726 and, besides, you'll be working. 141 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,328 I'm the day-of coordinator. 142 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:57,530 I'm gonna have time for, you know, a dance or two. 143 00:04:57,597 --> 00:04:58,665 Well, we can get a dance or two 144 00:04:58,731 --> 00:04:59,932 when I get back from Lake Havasu. 145 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:01,734 You would rather teach pole dancing 146 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,836 to Ms. Gladys and her silver foxes 147 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:05,905 - at a retreat than come with me. - [laughs] 148 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:09,008 No, no, I-I'd rather be here, but a promise is a promise, 149 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:10,576 and, plus, I need the cash. 150 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,578 I guess I can survive 151 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,681 two night in bed alone, 152 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:17,450 but the question is, can you? 153 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:21,754 Mm, you not, you not playing fair. 154 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:23,423 I never do. Okay, come on, 155 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:25,425 Garret's cooking breakfast, so be nice. 156 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,660 It's bad enough I had to watch Sound of Music with you, him, 157 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:29,429 and Raquel, and now I got to eat the man's eggs? 158 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:30,963 - You loved it. - [scoffs] 159 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:32,498 You did. You had a little thug tear 160 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:33,866 at the end and everything, I seen you. 161 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,001 It wasn't a tear. It was, like, a, um... 162 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,335 it was a shimmer. 163 00:05:36,402 --> 00:05:38,037 - Shimmer? Yes, okay. - Yes. 164 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:39,906 - You're right. - Mm. 165 00:05:39,972 --> 00:05:41,974 - Be nice. - Yes, ma'am. 166 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:44,043 - Thank you. Yes. - Nice. 167 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:46,779 Got it. 168 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:13,106 Just one and done. 169 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:15,074 Is J.J. Judas joining us? 170 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:16,909 Yes, he is, 171 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:18,611 and you need to relax and let all that strike stuff go. 172 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:21,380 Well, I'm happy to, as soon as he apologizes. 173 00:06:21,447 --> 00:06:23,449 Come on, babe, it's wedding day, 174 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:25,118 and I love weddings, they're so magical. 175 00:06:25,184 --> 00:06:27,053 I don't know, they bring out a lot of secrets. 176 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,621 - Secrets? - Yeah. 177 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:29,956 What kind of secrets? 178 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:32,024 Uh, magic and secrets, a perfect pair. 179 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:38,064 ♪ Weddings are magic ♪ 180 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:40,600 ♪ A day of joy ain't no one fixin' ♪ 181 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:41,901 ♪ To shake ♪ 182 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:43,569 ♪ You got flowers ♪ 183 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:46,105 ♪ And spilling tea over cake ♪ 184 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:48,174 ♪ Weddings are magic ♪ 185 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:51,577 ♪ They cast a spell on miracles and fun ♪ 186 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:54,514 ♪ When soulmates find a tax shelter ♪ 187 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:56,816 ♪ I mean, two become one ♪ 188 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:58,184 ♪ But with love ♪ 189 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,920 ♪ Comes secrets sewn in the ♪ 190 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:03,523 ♪ Wedding dress, think of love ♪ 191 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:06,826 ♪ Not secrets and try to worry less ♪ 192 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:09,996 ♪ Can you trust the woman ♪ 193 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:11,731 ♪ You want to make your wife ♪ 194 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:14,801 ♪ When there could be secrets ♪ 195 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:16,769 ♪ Teabagging your whole life ♪ 196 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:19,839 ♪ Where there's love, there's secrets ♪ 197 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:21,808 ♪ There's always gonna be ♪ 198 00:07:21,874 --> 00:07:25,978 ♪ But with weddings comes a joint ♪ 199 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:27,880 ♪ Tax entity, weddings are magic ♪ 200 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,983 - ♪ Or not ♪ - ♪ Weddings are magic ♪ 201 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:33,586 - ♪ And tough ♪ - ♪ Weddings are magic ♪ 202 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:34,887 ♪ I'm scared ♪ 203 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:38,057 ♪ And what could go wrong? ♪ 204 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,860 Yeah. 205 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:42,061 Yeah. [clapping] 206 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,763 Now, that singing is way better 207 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:46,199 than The Sound of Music. Bravo, y'all, bravo. 208 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:48,167 ♪ Thanks, but we weren't singing. ♪ 209 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:51,871 Stop. I heard you, all of you. [chuckles] 210 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:53,472 ♪ Oh, boo, quit playing. ♪ 211 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:55,875 Okay, so-so, you-you weren't just singing? 212 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,176 ♪ No, no, no. ♪ 213 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:58,945 And, you weren't either? 214 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:00,847 ♪ No. ♪ 215 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:03,249 ♪ No. ♪ 216 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,086 ♪ Weddings are magic! ♪ 217 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,559 ♪ ♪ 218 00:08:20,032 --> 00:08:21,200 - [phone rings] - Yo. 219 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:23,002 Tell me you didn't crash my ride. 220 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:25,771 Look, I know it's a hoopty, but it's my first hoopty. 221 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,006 JAMISON: Your car is good, I'm not. 222 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:28,708 Brit, Raquel, and Garret 223 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:30,109 just started singing and dancing out of nowhere. 224 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,744 ♪ Did they sing and dance ♪ 225 00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:33,646 ♪ Or did they dance and sing ♪ 226 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:35,214 ♪ Was it good or great ♪ 227 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:37,583 ♪ Or was it mind-blowing? ♪ 228 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:40,086 Aw, man, not you, too. 229 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:41,921 Nah, I'm messin' with you. 230 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:43,155 I fucks with musicals. 231 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:44,724 Bro, stop playing with me, okay? 232 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:46,726 I was stupid, I took one of those pills, 233 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:48,160 and now I am tripping. 234 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:50,830 All right, sound like you got a party pill, 235 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:54,200 but if you can hear me song-free, you can control it, 236 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:57,003 or at least the visual sensory is the trigger. 237 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:58,971 Okay, h-how long is it supposed to last, man? 238 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,206 I got to hit the road tomorrow. 239 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,141 Oh, yeah, you'll be good by then, 240 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,143 but it is time-released, 241 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,946 so, for the next nine, ten hours, 242 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:10,182 buckle up, you in for a hell of a ride. 243 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:13,920 Ladies, I left so many of you scarred, 244 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:16,656 so many hearts broken in the past. 245 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,791 And I just want to apologize for that. 246 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:21,294 [laughs] Wow. 247 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:24,163 Okay, dare I ask what this is? 248 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,966 This is my apology to all of the women 249 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,969 that I've offended over the years with my playboy ways, Ma. 250 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:32,672 Mm, okay, I'll come back when you're 80. 251 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:33,973 [both laugh] 252 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,142 Ma, I've decided to go after Shannon. 253 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,577 It's like Tee Tee said, "When you find someone 254 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:40,179 "you want to spend forever with, 255 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,281 you want forever to start as soon as possible." 256 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:44,050 - That's from a movie, fool. - For real? 257 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:45,651 - Mm-hmm. - Which one? 258 00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:47,887 The hell if I know, but I do know you need to stop 259 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:49,855 obsessing over Shannon. 260 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,857 You need to focus on this new league, Malik. 261 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,793 Keep your eyes on the bag. 262 00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:57,163 Ma, I can chew gum and swallow at the same damn time, 263 00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:59,765 - okay? I got this, Ma. - [sighs] 264 00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:01,300 I love you. Mwah. 265 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:03,235 I'm-a go get dressed. 266 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:05,304 ♪ I had Eva, Lisa, Tina ♪ 267 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:06,772 ♪ Janet, Bella ♪ 268 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:08,240 ♪ Keisha, Kiera ♪ 269 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:10,977 ♪ Tierra, Monica, and Myesha... ♪ 270 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:12,712 WOMAN [over phone]: Tasha Mack. 271 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,113 Hey, girl. 272 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:17,183 You want to go to a wedding with me? 273 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:19,185 Malik's gonna be there. 274 00:10:19,251 --> 00:10:21,153 [laughs] 275 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:24,623 [string instruments playing] 276 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,258 Friends and family of the bride to the left, 277 00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:28,160 groom to the right. Thank you. 278 00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:30,696 Babe, sound check is done, and, Brit, 279 00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,898 you did your thing. This is so romantic. 280 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,067 Raq, you know, that's kind of my superpower, 281 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,836 making other people's dreams come true. 282 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:39,138 So, you haven't told Jamison about you crossing paths 283 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:40,740 - with his baby mama yet? - Oh, girl, 284 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,375 no, not yet. 285 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:45,244 He's got a lot going on, more than you know. 286 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,313 But I will let him know that he's a dad 287 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,981 when you let Garret all the way in your life. 288 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,883 Oh, don't sleep, sis, you might be telling him 289 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:53,019 - sooner than you think. - Oh. [chuckles] Okay. 290 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,353 - Yeah. - What's the plan? 291 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,055 Well, you know, weddings and secrets, 292 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:57,356 a girl got to have one, am I right? 293 00:10:57,423 --> 00:11:00,393 - Oh, okay, Ms. Secrets. - Mm-hmm. 294 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:02,228 [chuckles] Look, can you do me a favor, 295 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:03,963 make sure the bride is good while I finish up here. 296 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,398 For sure. 297 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:07,166 Maybe Ally got some juicy secrets to share with me. 298 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,335 - Ooh. Juicy. - Juicy. 299 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,704 [laughs] Thanks, Raq. 300 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:14,273 How much longer, Doc? I got to get dressed. 301 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,741 I can't be on CPT. 302 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,977 Ms. Mack, please, relax. 303 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:19,178 I'm trying, 304 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,280 but I got these boulders in my body and 305 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,382 my son is chasing after Shannon, 306 00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:24,984 and I'll be damned if I let her 307 00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:26,986 slither her way back into his life. 308 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,388 So, if it takes me getting needles in my body 309 00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:32,892 and drinking coffee that tastes like shit, I will. 310 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,460 - Kopi luwak. - Hmm? 311 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,963 Made from berries defecated by the Asian palm civet. 312 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,331 What you mean "defecated"? 313 00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:41,267 It tastes like shit 'cause it is shit. 314 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:42,902 Oh, shit. 315 00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:45,304 Done. 316 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,339 Just remember, Ms. Mack, 317 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:49,875 acupuncture's gonna help your fibroids, 318 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:52,244 but there is no medicine for fear. 319 00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:54,146 I ain't afraid of nothing. 320 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,148 Okay, fear don't live here. 321 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,018 Good. Then both you and your son will be fine. 322 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:00,252 20 minutes, lie still. 323 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:01,754 I'll return. 324 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,255 Okay. 325 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:07,093 [sighs] 326 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,396 ♪ ♪ 327 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:18,337 ♪ Can't put a bandage on your ♪ 328 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,806 ♪ Family ♪ 329 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:23,442 ♪ No pill that you can take ♪ 330 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,911 ♪ To make them whole ♪ 331 00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:28,414 ♪ Or act less triflin' ♪ 332 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,816 ♪ There's a poison comes ♪ 333 00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:33,486 ♪ With living ♪ 334 00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:35,020 ♪ And worry ♪ 335 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:38,457 ♪ Is a symptom of the soul ♪ 336 00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:43,429 ♪ But I'm not afraid ♪ 337 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,499 ♪ Of rocks in my vagina ♪ 338 00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:49,935 ♪ I am not afraid ♪ 339 00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:52,838 ♪ Pookie, hope your sperm had fun ♪ 340 00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:55,841 ♪ I am not afraid ♪ 341 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:59,211 ♪ This milf will persevere ♪ 342 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:02,148 ♪ Doc, can you give me a shot ♪ 343 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:05,317 ♪ Or is there not a cure ♪ 344 00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:07,419 ♪ For fear ♪ 345 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:16,095 ♪ God, you got to take control ♪ 346 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,130 ♪ 'Cause there ain't ♪ 347 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:21,167 ♪ No ♪ 348 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:23,269 [sustaining note] 349 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,941 ♪ Cure for fear. ♪ 350 00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:38,584 [phone ringing] 351 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,452 [quietly]: Shit. 352 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,190 [sighs] 353 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,458 - Hello? - Ms. Tasha, look up. 354 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,363 I didn't want to disturb you. 355 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,865 So, why the hell did you call me? 356 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,133 Well, I had to get my stripper pole, 357 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,501 and I had to drop off Malik's key. 358 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,535 You couldn't just give it to him at the wedding? 359 00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,237 I would, but I'm not going. 360 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,940 Oh, so your girlfriend's gonna be dateless 361 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,374 'cause your teammates are there? 362 00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:05,311 Well, I'm not into the whole "wedding" thing. 363 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:06,879 You know who once said that, 364 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,514 "I'm really upset I went to that wedding"? 365 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,382 - Who? - Nobody. 366 00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,117 'Cause being around all that love 367 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,019 does everybody good, 368 00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,188 even a fool like you, Jamison. 369 00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:17,957 I miss you, Ms. Tasha. 370 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,626 - I wish you were still my agent. - Ah. 371 00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:23,195 Get the hell out of here. 372 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,496 Okay, 'cause this is really weird, 373 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,031 you staring at me with my needles. [laughs] 374 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,500 It's a little weird. Yeah, I'm sorry. [laughs] 375 00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:38,110 [sighs] 376 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,220 You got a minute, mate? 377 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:50,422 Ah, for you, brother, 378 00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:52,558 I got two. Talk. 379 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,893 My dad ran a background check on Raquel, 380 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,562 which I did not read, 381 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,397 but now she's talking about secrets... 382 00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:00,432 And you want me to tell you you're making the right move 383 00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:01,634 by not reading it and trusting her. 384 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,636 I am, right? 385 00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,371 - Where's the background check? - It's in my pocket. 386 00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:07,106 - Okay, well, give it to me. - It's private. 387 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:08,641 It ain't that damn private, dawg. Your dad know. 388 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,175 You want to know. Hell, hand it over, 389 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,510 I'll read it and tell you if you should know. 390 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,145 I can't do that. 391 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:16,081 But if you reach into my left coat pocket... 392 00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:19,051 Dawg, I am not reaching in no grown-ass man's pocket. 393 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:24,290 ♪ Damn, dawg, I thought you was the man for a minute ♪ 394 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:26,292 ♪ Now these thoughts back and forth in your head ♪ 395 00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:28,427 ♪ Like it's tennis, don't be shy, just admit it ♪ 396 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,396 ♪ Your pride could be in it, but your heart really saying ♪ 397 00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:32,364 ♪ You ain't ready for what's in this ♪ 398 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,099 ♪ It's all good, you could cry, don't be timid ♪ 399 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,934 ♪ I'll be right here by your side ♪ 400 00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:37,569 ♪ Like a Jadakiss lyric, it's a wedding ♪ 401 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,571 ♪ After all, everybody gets emotional, but not ♪ 402 00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:41,340 ♪ The same reasons that you gonna get emotional ♪ 403 00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:42,641 ♪ Bruv, Raquel's a good woman ♪ 404 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,543 ♪ And you know this, but focus ♪ 405 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,545 ♪ I'm not trying to be the one to blow this ♪ 406 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,614 ♪ An atom bomb and this envelope, both explosive ♪ 407 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,683 ♪ Like two locomotives, the thought's just repulsive ♪ 408 00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:52,584 ♪ Okay, well, what if the approach is we keep it low ♪ 409 00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,553 ♪ Never give her notice 'cause everything ♪ 410 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,522 ♪ You don't know, you probably need to know it ♪ 411 00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,691 ♪ Like what if she got kids she ain't tendin' ♪ 412 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:01,060 ♪ A husband that would miss, and a terrorist with missiles ♪ 413 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,362 ♪ Dawg, she could be an assassin or a ninja after your cash ♪ 414 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:06,198 ♪ Now you're gone past November, the past not the past ♪ 415 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,033 ♪ We should open it and have a see 'cause either way ♪ 416 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,335 ♪ This love story could end in tragedy ♪ 417 00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:10,569 ♪ Is it a sweepstakes payout? ♪ 418 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,171 ♪ Let me see it ♪ 419 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:14,606 ♪ Hot vacation, flying frequent ♪ 420 00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,475 ♪ Wedding vows you wrote in secret ♪ 421 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,311 ♪ Bad Bunny, Garret, you shouldn't have. ♪ 422 00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:20,446 He didn't. 423 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:22,581 It's a... This is a love letter 424 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,717 from Garret. It's just not finished yet. 425 00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:28,287 Aw, papi, that's so sweet. 426 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,155 ♪ But I really got to go ♪ 427 00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:31,457 ♪ Brit, DEFCON 5, trouble with the bride ♪ 428 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:32,758 ♪ She looking like a no-show. ♪ 429 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,126 ♪ Get the peeps to their seats ♪ 430 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:35,994 ♪ Ten minutes to showtime ♪ 431 00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:37,563 ♪ Thanks for coming, boo, it's very nice of you ♪ 432 00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,064 ♪ And that first dance is all mine. ♪ 433 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,233 [chuckles] 434 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,502 ♪ T-H-A-N-K Y-O-U ♪ 435 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,738 ♪ Thank you, truly, thank you. ♪ 436 00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:49,074 You're welcome. We all have secrets, Garret. 437 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:59,017 Whatever's here, it doesn't matter. 438 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:02,788 I know how I feel about Raquel, and that's not gonna change. 439 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,568 - Hey, India. [laughs] - Hey, Tasha. 440 00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,036 BOTH: Mwah. 441 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,539 Love the dress, and so will Malik. 442 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:23,409 I know, I wore it just for him, kryptonite green. 443 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,411 - Ooh. [purrs] - [laughs] 444 00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:28,280 Okay, now, look, I'm moving Cindy over to 445 00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,282 table nine, she's having salmon. 446 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,484 And that's gonna put you right here at table two 447 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,153 next to your Superman. 448 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,355 - Mm, okay, nice. - Mm-hmm. 449 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:38,791 Looks like I'm having dark meat. 450 00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,526 Ooh. Don't hurt him. 451 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:41,627 [both laugh] 452 00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:44,530 Hey, hey, Brenda, listen, 453 00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:46,832 I just want to apologize for that night in the submarine, 454 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,734 when you raised my periscope, 455 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,270 and my missile launched too soon. [laughs] 456 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,138 - [line disconnects] - Hello? 457 00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:56,275 Hello? Well, shit. 458 00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:58,343 Hello. Oh, there he is now. 459 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,547 Mm-hmm. Yes. 460 00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:04,116 You-you all remember India. 461 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:07,586 Baroque. Mm-hmm. [laughing] 462 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,721 - Yo, JJ Jiggly. - Huh? 463 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,423 ♪ Hide a brother quickly, India Baroque is in the house ♪ 464 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,624 - What? - ♪ And if I didn't mention ♪ 465 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,626 ♪ I'm at full attention ♪ 466 00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:15,828 ♪ Ain't no way in hell I can turn her down, dawg. ♪ 467 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,596 - True. Okay, follow me. - Yeah. 468 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,465 [clears throat] 469 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:20,766 - Hey. - TASHA: Have you seen Malik? 470 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,835 How you doing? 471 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,403 ♪ Malik. ♪ 472 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,205 ♪ Hey. ♪ 473 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,706 ♪ Father knows best ♪ 474 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,208 ♪ Was laid to rest ♪ 475 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,177 ♪ With Donna Reed ♪ 476 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,413 ♪ Hoovering floors in heels ♪ 477 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,182 ♪ And pearls ♪ 478 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:40,118 ♪ Mama, this is a setup ♪ 479 00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,321 ♪ Baby, I know ♪ 480 00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:44,323 ♪ What you need ♪ 481 00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:47,392 ♪ 30-inch water wave, fast-ass ♪ 482 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,761 ♪ Girls ♪ 483 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,633 ♪ I'm your mama, don't you ♪ 484 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,568 ♪ Overthink ♪ 485 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,571 ♪ You brought my kryptonite of sneaky links ♪ 486 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:00,906 ♪ To bone ♪ 487 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,709 ♪ Mama knows best ♪ 488 00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:05,744 ♪ Believe that ♪ 489 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:11,216 ♪ That's the deal Mama gets them to sign ♪ 490 00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:15,187 ♪ Ma, keep my Hancock off your dotted line ♪ 491 00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:17,155 ♪ Leave me alone ♪ 492 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:19,758 ♪ Mama knows best ♪ 493 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,927 ♪ Like always ♪ 494 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,898 ♪ Mama knows ♪ 495 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:27,566 ♪ All day, every day ♪ 496 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,668 ♪ No ifs and buts ♪ 497 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,770 ♪ About it ♪ 498 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,674 ♪ Your mama knows best, don't even play ♪ 499 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,543 ♪ Around ♪ 500 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,446 ♪ Mama knows best ♪ 501 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,348 ♪ Of all. ♪ 502 00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:50,656 Dawg, you are on your own. 503 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,191 [whispers]: Good luck. 504 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:54,626 India, 505 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,495 why don't we finish this later. 506 00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,363 - Sure, baby. - Mm-hmm. 507 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,532 - Can't wait. - Mm-hmm. 508 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,935 Dude, what did you say to Ally? 509 00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,603 Brittany said she locked herself in the bathroom, 510 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:05,604 and she won't come out. 511 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:07,272 Uh, nothing. 512 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:08,941 I just told the bride-to-be I'm sorry. 513 00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:10,776 All right, apology accepted. 514 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:12,945 Well, apparently, there's some feelings of latent guilt 515 00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:14,913 because now she's saying she's not worthy of marrying me. 516 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:17,983 Okay, dude, if I didn't ruin it with a swimming pool threesome, 517 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,885 trust me, I bet you my bank account 518 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,420 this ain't gonna do it, Tee Tee. 519 00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:24,222 Malik, maybe this isn't obvious, 520 00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:26,658 - but you're just not helping. - Okay. 521 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,393 Well, maybe this will. 522 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:31,296 As your best man, I say we go to the altar, wait, 523 00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,398 Brittany got this. Hey. 524 00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,367 I promise you on our friendship, brother, 525 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:36,602 Ally will be there. 526 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,873 Okay. Come on. 527 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,475 [sighs] 528 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,313 MALIK: Hey. 529 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,320 Malik, I swear, 530 00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:56,588 if this turns into a Runaway Bride situation, 531 00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:57,589 I'm gonna kill you. 532 00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:58,724 Then it would be more like 533 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,692 Four Weddings and A Funeral. 534 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,994 Four Weddings, 535 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,529 best romcom ever. 536 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,732 [laughs] I know, right? I'm sorry, who's this? 537 00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:09,301 Oh, my bad, I'm Lo-Allen. 538 00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:10,702 'Lik asked me to watch the ring, 539 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,371 so he wouldn't lose it. 540 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,839 Well, did he lose it? 541 00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:15,374 It ain't lost, is it? 542 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,576 Damn, dawg, relax. And, for the record, 543 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:20,312 the best romcom is The Best Man, like me. 544 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,713 [scoffs] Overrated. 545 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,349 You want a real romcom, Notting Hill. 546 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,351 - Ugh. - Now that is a masterpiece. 547 00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:27,753 Right actress, wrong movie. 548 00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:29,421 My Best Friend's Wedding, hands down. 549 00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:31,657 Ooh, no. You know what? All y'all crazy, okay? 550 00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:34,026 'Cause everybody knows that the best romcom 551 00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:35,994 is Coming to America. 552 00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:37,396 - The first one. - INDIA: Definitely. 553 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:41,400 - Bark like a dog. - Woof! Woof! 554 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:42,901 - [both laugh] - Yeah, I just love it 555 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,636 when they all go to McDougal's. 556 00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:48,607 ALL: It's McDowell's! 557 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:53,612 ♪ There is a time for us ♪ 558 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,914 ♪ To settle down with the one ♪ 559 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:59,017 ♪ Of your choosing ♪ 560 00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:01,319 ♪ Then you realize ♪ 561 00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:04,389 ♪ That the truth is ♪ 562 00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:06,091 ♪ Sometimes life ♪ 563 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:09,361 ♪ Is a movie ♪ 564 00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:12,097 ♪ Romcom wrote the book, really wrote the book ♪ 565 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,766 ♪ Romcom wrote the book on love ♪ 566 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,569 ♪ Romcom wrote the book, if you really look ♪ 567 00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:19,538 ♪ Romcom wrote the book on love ♪ 568 00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:21,907 ♪ Sometimes the truth's stranger than fiction ♪ 569 00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:24,943 ♪ Sometimes we overthink love ♪ 570 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,713 ♪ Love can be wanted, whatever you want ♪ 571 00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:29,715 ♪ It's what Quincy and Monica was ♪ 572 00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:31,783 ♪ Look, The Preacher's Wife has taught me this ♪ 573 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,553 ♪ You can fall back in love with the one you with ♪ 574 00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:36,888 ♪ If your love got a Jones, know you better believe her ♪ 575 00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:39,725 ♪ 'Cause making it right ain't always making it even ♪ 576 00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:41,693 ♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪ 577 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,362 ♪ Really wrote the book, romcom wrote the book ♪ 578 00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:45,564 ♪ On love ♪ 579 00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:46,698 ♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪ 580 00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:47,899 ♪ If you really look ♪ 581 00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:48,900 ♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪ 582 00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:50,702 ♪ On love ♪ 583 00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:52,604 ♪ Romcom put your life on a new track ♪ 584 00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:54,840 ♪ Same way that Stella got her groove back ♪ 585 00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:57,109 ♪ You don't have to leave, you can choose to stay ♪ 586 00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:59,511 ♪ You can play games, but remember, two can play ♪ 587 00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:02,814 ♪ You can boomerang back to me, baby ♪ 588 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:05,117 ♪ Brown sugar make you act so crazy ♪ 589 00:23:05,183 --> 00:23:06,852 ♪ Want to take a breath and exhale ♪ 590 00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:08,153 ♪ But you waiting ♪ 591 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,421 ♪ There's a thin line between ♪ 592 00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:10,622 ♪ Love and hate ♪ 593 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:11,957 ♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪ 594 00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:13,692 ♪ Really wrote the book ♪ 595 00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:14,893 ♪ Romcom wrote the book on love ♪ 596 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,628 ♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪ 597 00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:18,163 ♪ If you really look ♪ 598 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,166 ♪ Romcom wrote the book on love. ♪ 599 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:26,738 [guests murmuring] 600 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:36,515 I do. 601 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:37,783 RAQUEL: Everyone put your hands 602 00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:41,186 together for Mr. and Mrs. Terrence Carter. 603 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,488 [cheering, applause] 604 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,525 ♪ ♪ 605 00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,593 That's it, my boy. 606 00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:50,829 [whooping] 607 00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:53,131 Come on, Tee Tee. [laughs] 608 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,769 Dude, did you read this? 609 00:23:57,836 --> 00:23:59,104 Oh, you mean the document that I put in the rubbish 610 00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:00,672 because I don't want to read it? 611 00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:02,507 Trust me, brother, you want to read this. 612 00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:03,909 Listen, Malik, whatever dirt 613 00:24:03,975 --> 00:24:05,911 my dad dug up on Raquel, I don't care. 614 00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:08,046 See, that's just it, bro, it ain't even about Raquel. 615 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,615 It's about her mom. She's doing hard time 616 00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:12,050 in prison in New York, bro. 617 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:13,652 She's been in there since Raquel was a kid. 618 00:24:13,718 --> 00:24:15,720 What? Why? 619 00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:17,656 Don't know. Didn't say. 620 00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,861 This doesn't change anything. 621 00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:25,564 When Raquel is ready, she'll tell me. 622 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:28,500 ♪ ♪ 623 00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:30,101 - Hey, Superman. - Ooh. 624 00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:31,570 You ready? 625 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:33,471 We really doing this at a wedding? 626 00:24:33,538 --> 00:24:36,041 Oh, come on, I'm sure it's not your first time. 627 00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:38,743 Or fifth, but only twice with the bride. 628 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,713 And now for our first dance as husband and wife, 629 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:43,915 Tee and Ally, this is for you. 630 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:46,051 ["Forever" playing] 631 00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:50,055 ♪ From this moment on ♪ 632 00:24:50,121 --> 00:24:53,859 ♪ All my trust in you ♪ 633 00:24:53,925 --> 00:24:56,061 ♪ I love you till ♪ 634 00:24:56,127 --> 00:24:58,997 ♪ The sun dies out ♪ 635 00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:01,766 ♪ Till the mountains move ♪ 636 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:05,770 ♪ From this moment on ♪ 637 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:08,206 ♪ You got my heart ♪ 638 00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:10,842 ♪ In your hands ♪ 639 00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:14,279 ♪ And it's whole again ♪ 640 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:17,549 - ♪ Forever ♪ - Okay, baby. 641 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:22,220 ♪ I need you more in the morning ♪ 642 00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:25,790 ♪ Than coffee... ♪ 643 00:25:27,092 --> 00:25:29,294 Hey. Let's dance. 644 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,129 Whoa, whoa. 645 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,931 The music is gone. 646 00:25:32,998 --> 00:25:35,267 - Say that again. - Are you okay? 647 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:36,768 ♪ We always dreamed of this life... ♪ 648 00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:38,236 Never better. 649 00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:40,171 I am pill free, and staying that way. 650 00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:42,107 - Let's dance. - Let's dance. 651 00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:44,943 ♪ And I found it all ♪ 652 00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:46,678 ♪ In you ♪ 653 00:25:46,745 --> 00:25:49,814 ♪ This moment on ♪ 654 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:52,751 ♪ All of my trust in you ♪ 655 00:25:52,817 --> 00:25:56,721 ♪ I love you till the sun dies out ♪ 656 00:25:57,489 --> 00:26:00,558 ♪ Till the mountains move ♪ 657 00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:04,129 ♪ From this moment on ♪ 658 00:26:04,195 --> 00:26:07,165 ♪ You got my heart ♪ 659 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,334 ♪ In your hands ♪ 660 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:13,004 ♪ And it's whole again ♪ 661 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:15,240 ♪ Forever. ♪ 662 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:22,781 INDIA: [moaning] Oh, Malik! 663 00:26:22,847 --> 00:26:25,283 - It's so hard. - MALIK: Mm-hmm, yeah. 664 00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:27,986 I know, India. Don't cry, baby girl. 665 00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:30,622 You said she's your sun? 666 00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:32,757 That is so beautiful. 667 00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:34,926 It's like a romantic comedy. 668 00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:36,728 I know, right? 669 00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:38,964 And to get her back, I got to do this. 670 00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:40,265 So, India, 671 00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:43,068 will you please, please forgive me? 672 00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:45,303 I've never had 673 00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:48,139 a man beg me not to have sex with him. 674 00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:50,375 But of course I forgive you. 675 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,711 Ah, yes, good, okay. 676 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:55,146 Thank you. [exhales] 677 00:26:55,213 --> 00:26:58,183 Now only 2,364 more to go. 678 00:26:58,249 --> 00:27:00,352 Maybe don't mention the number. 679 00:27:00,418 --> 00:27:03,121 That's kind of disgusting. 680 00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:05,123 Good idea. 681 00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:07,225 ♪ ♪ 682 00:27:11,696 --> 00:27:13,365 Promise me that we'll always be honest with each other? 683 00:27:13,431 --> 00:27:15,734 I promise. 684 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,370 In fact, there's something I'm dying to ask you. 685 00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:22,941 Garret Evans... will you go on tour with me? 686 00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:24,075 What? 687 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,877 The week we're in New York. 688 00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:27,645 I'd love for you to see a show, and maybe meet my mom. 689 00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:29,247 Your mother? 690 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,982 You sure you're ready for that? 691 00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:33,284 No, I'm... I'm definitely not. 692 00:27:33,351 --> 00:27:35,387 But if I'm being honest, um... 693 00:27:35,453 --> 00:27:37,155 I think it's time. 694 00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:39,257 Then my answer is yes. 695 00:27:42,127 --> 00:27:44,162 [both laughing] 696 00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:48,366 - Oh. Malik. - [laughs] 697 00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:52,103 Ma, I really can't believe you invited 698 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,305 India here just to distract me from Shannon. 699 00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:56,908 Mm-hmm, and it almost worked. 700 00:27:56,975 --> 00:27:59,110 I don't get it. If I can forgive Shannon, why can't you? 701 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:02,013 Because the last time you loved her, she hurt you. 702 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,982 - Bad. - Hmm. 703 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:06,117 And I don't ever want you to hurt like that again, baby. 704 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,420 Well, Mom, it's my life. It's my decision. 705 00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:09,988 It's my pain. 706 00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:11,456 I'm not a child anymore. 707 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,725 No, you're not. 708 00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:15,393 But you're gonna always be my baby. 709 00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:18,129 Okay? 710 00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:22,167 [clucks tongue] So what did you say to the bride 711 00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:23,868 to get her to the altar? 712 00:28:23,935 --> 00:28:26,271 I just told her that the best day of my life was 713 00:28:26,337 --> 00:28:28,406 when my parents got remarried, and she didn't want 714 00:28:28,473 --> 00:28:30,408 - to deprive her son of that. - Oh. 715 00:28:30,475 --> 00:28:32,977 Wow, that's amazing. 716 00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:35,080 Only because it's true. 717 00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:37,749 Well, I pray that whenever I have kids, 718 00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:40,385 their mom is as wonderful as you. 719 00:28:42,353 --> 00:28:44,389 Jamison, I need to tell you something. 720 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,424 Me first. 721 00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:50,028 I didn't want to come today because this scares me. 722 00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:54,032 Everything I've ever loved in my life, I've lost. 723 00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:56,334 And I didn't want to lose us. 724 00:28:57,969 --> 00:29:00,438 What I'm trying to say is that... 725 00:29:01,973 --> 00:29:03,942 ...I love you, Brittany. 726 00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:05,910 Yeah. [chuckles] 727 00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:07,745 Uh, your turn. 728 00:29:07,812 --> 00:29:10,115 What did, what did you want to tell me? 729 00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:14,185 Just... 730 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,956 ...that I love you, too. 731 00:29:21,192 --> 00:29:22,961 TEE TEE: All right, everybody, listen up. 732 00:29:23,027 --> 00:29:24,529 - It's about that time. - GUEST: What time is it? 733 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,398 For the Soul... Train line! 734 00:29:27,465 --> 00:29:29,834 - [cheering, clamoring] - Let's go! 735 00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:32,470 ["Celebrate" by Kool & the Gang playing] 736 00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:38,977 ♪ There's a party goin' on right here ♪ 737 00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:42,547 ♪ A celebration to last throughout the years ♪ 738 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:46,551 ♪ So bring your good times and your laughter too ♪ 739 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:49,387 ♪ We gonna celebrate your ♪ 740 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,289 ♪ Party with you, come on, now ♪ 741 00:29:51,356 --> 00:29:54,325 ♪ Celebration ♪ 742 00:29:54,392 --> 00:29:56,327 ♪ We gonna ♪ 743 00:29:56,394 --> 00:29:59,531 ♪ Celebrate and have a good time ♪ 744 00:29:59,597 --> 00:30:03,034 ♪ It's time to come together ♪ 745 00:30:03,101 --> 00:30:06,804 ♪ It's up to you, what's your pleasure? ♪ 746 00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:11,109 ♪ Everyone around the world, come on ♪ 747 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:19,017 ♪ Celebrate good times, come on ♪ 748 00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:21,586 ♪ Let's celebrate ♪ 749 00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:24,189 ♪ We're gonna have a good time tonight ♪ 750 00:30:24,255 --> 00:30:25,857 ALL [chanting]: Go, Tee Tee. Go, Tee Tee. 751 00:30:25,924 --> 00:30:29,127 ♪ Let's celebrate, it's all right ♪ 752 00:30:30,628 --> 00:30:33,364 ♪ Celebrate good times ♪ 753 00:30:33,431 --> 00:30:36,234 ♪ Come on ♪ 754 00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:38,469 ♪ It's a celebration ♪ 755 00:30:38,536 --> 00:30:41,973 ♪ Celebrate good times, come on. ♪ 756 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,143 DJ: That was Kool & the Gang performing "Celebration." 757 00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:47,412 Now let's relax the vibes 758 00:30:47,478 --> 00:30:50,248 - and slow down the groove. - [slow R&B music plays] 759 00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:51,516 - Okay. - [turns radio off] 760 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:53,918 That's enough music for one week. 761 00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:58,022 ♪ Day is done ♪ 762 00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:02,093 [turns radio off] 763 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,562 - ♪ Gone the sun ♪ - What? What? 764 00:31:04,629 --> 00:31:06,164 [turns radio off] 765 00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:08,399 - ♪ Sun... ♪ - [turns radio off] 766 00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:10,368 - ♪ From the... ♪ - What is this? Come on, man. 767 00:31:10,435 --> 00:31:11,369 ♪ From the hills, from the sky ♪ 768 00:31:11,436 --> 00:31:13,304 Come on. What? 769 00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:16,307 ♪ From the hills, from the sky ♪ 770 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:20,545 ♪ All is well, safely rest ♪ 771 00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:22,447 ♪ God is nigh ♪ 772 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,186 ♪ God is nigh. ♪ 773 00:31:38,529 --> 00:31:41,566 ♪ There's a time for us ♪ 774 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:46,371 ♪ To settle down with the one of your choosing ♪ 775 00:31:46,437 --> 00:31:52,043 ♪ And you realize that the truth is ♪ 776 00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:57,148 ♪ Sometimes life is a movie ♪ 777 00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:59,217 ♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪ 778 00:31:59,284 --> 00:32:02,353 ♪ If you really look, romcom wrote the book on love ♪ 779 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:05,023 ♪ Sometimes the truth stranger than fiction ♪ 780 00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:07,525 ♪ Sometimes we overthink love ♪ 781 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:10,361 ♪ Love can be wanted, it's whatever you want ♪ 782 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:12,530 ♪ It's what Quincy and Monica was ♪ 783 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,565 ♪ Look, The Preacher's Wife has taught me this ♪ 784 00:32:14,632 --> 00:32:17,135 ♪ You can fall back in love with the one you with ♪ 785 00:32:17,201 --> 00:32:19,671 ♪ If your love got a Jones, know you better believe her ♪ 786 00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:22,507 ♪ 'Cause making it right ain't always making it even ♪ 787 00:32:22,573 --> 00:32:24,575 ♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪ 788 00:32:24,642 --> 00:32:27,712 ♪ If you really look, romcom wrote the book on love ♪ 789 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,181 ♪ Romcom put your life on a new track ♪ 790 00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:33,284 ♪ Same way that Stella got her groove back ♪ 791 00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:35,320 ♪ You don't have to leave, you could choose to stay ♪ 792 00:32:35,386 --> 00:32:37,422 ♪ You could play games, but remember two can play ♪ 793 00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:40,425 ♪ You can boomerang back to me, baby ♪ 794 00:32:40,491 --> 00:32:43,094 ♪ Brown sugar make you act so crazy ♪ 795 00:32:43,161 --> 00:32:45,163 ♪ Wanna take a breath and exhale, but you waitin' ♪ 796 00:32:45,229 --> 00:32:47,532 ♪ There's a thin line between love and hating ♪ 797 00:32:47,598 --> 00:32:49,634 ♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪ 798 00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:52,370 ♪ Really wrote the book, romcom wrote the book on love ♪ 799 00:32:52,437 --> 00:32:54,439 ♪ Romcom wrote the book ♪ 800 00:32:54,505 --> 00:32:55,506 ♪ If you really look, romcom wrote the book on love. ♪ 58042

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