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A new Cardinal is about to be appointed.

The outgoing Cardinal Nunbotty and here we have his successor.

This tale occurs in a convent.

It's highly sacrilegious.

Help yourself Reverend.

lam. -It's a mysterious story.

Nothing actually is what it appears from the outside.

As proven by the example of the Cardinal's successor.

He's on his way to the convent to succeed to the throne.

The pious Raphaela is at his beck and call.

Naturally, His Eminence was expecting the Monsignor.

He headed off to meet him.

He respected his successor. He proposed him to the Curia.

He was very proud of his protégé.

He had taught him the hard way.

But he never doubted his virtue.

He had no idea that he was heading

straight for a catastrophe.

This convent is much more progressive than the norm.

Very liberal. - Sounds good.

It's all due to His Eminence. He's very open-minded.

It's unique in the Christian world.

Only the Mother Superior is conservative.

She's quite a prude. I'm so happy that you're here.

She's your pious assistant.

The Lord be with you. We're bound to be the best of pals.

Of course, Reverend Father. - God bless you.

It's beautiful here. - We want you to feel at home.

I'm sure I will.

Begin now.

You're pretty, Sister Ursula.

Seems like you understand me.

And we understand each other.

Take this gift of the Lord.

Revive yourself with it.

A heavenly feeling.

The Lord has given and woman will receive.

Yeah, keep going.

Show me the den of pleasure.

And of sensuality.

You're doing a great job. You're quite an expert.

Don't stop.

Sit down.

Give me my just reward.

Give me a hard ramming.

Now I'll ram you from behind.

Fuck me every way.

You make me so horny.

I wish to present Mother Superior and her pious friend.

Welcome on behalf of the whole order. Happy to meet you.

You have alotto do. It's a difficult task. The Cardinal

is not the angel he pretended to be.

He's a skirt chaser. You will restore morality.

He had an affair and impregnated Sister Maria.

What monstrous blasphemy.

I'm expecting a baby. - You're pregnhant?!

Yes. - No!

He never cared for the child. This nun is also called Maria.

More about this story at a later date.

The Lord be with you. - Go now.

Come here.

What's your name? - Maria.

Nice name. Brother Laurence, begin!

We want to relish the fruits of the Lord.

You're about to feel God's love rod.

May the Lord be with you. I don't mean you, Brother.

I suppose you mean Sister Maria.

Bring that up to him.

He has to pay. Bring it to him, Maria.

You have to drink this.

Thanks.

Every last drop. It'll do you good.

You know what to do, Maria. You have the Lord's blessing.

Maria will care for you. - Thanks.

God be with you, Eminence

Sleep now. And all the best.

You suck like you're possessed by the devil.

I'm always pleasantly surprised how well you handle my thingy.

Your condition makes me even randier.

Your passion excites me.

It's a pleasure to service you.

Happiness is my gift to you.

You're my special angel.

You have to hand over the child. That you're with child is a secret.

No.

Let me pleasure you a little, your Eminence

What are you doing down there?

Oh my! I feel it stirring.

How astounding.

Excellent.

I'm quite surprised that that's still possible.

My craving has returned.

I once had a wench like you. Back in my youth.

You're so charming and so agile.

It's as if I've been born again.

To think that I get to experience that in my old age ...

Kiss me.

Wait, it's starting to flow.

I'm gonna come.

I'm coming now!

I've brought you 2 pious girls. Be nice to the Brothers.

That's Brother Paulus. He's just back from Asia.

You know Brother Laurence. Sister Mei Ling is from Asia.

Be nice to the Sisters. - Yes, Mother Superior.

I'm counting on you. I'll see you at prayer.

Don't disgrace me and do your utmost to please.

So that they speak well of you. No worries, little one.

Everything will be fine. You'll see. You know our customs.

I'll leave you alone with the Brothers.

Be nice to our Sisters. May the Lord bless you.

Everything to your satisfaction, Eminence? - Yes.

May the Lord preserve you for many years to come.

I will always care for you.

We need you so.

May God be with you. - Yes, I'm sure he will.

There's no need to worry.

That's enough. You may leave.

We need to speak, Eminence. Looks like you're feeling better.

But I still have misgivings about your general condition.

You're old, you have held this office for ages.

Are you sure you can handle it? - Why shouldn't I?

Morale is low and you eveh supported that.

We were all young once. Speak up loud and clear.

The Sister, with whom you last intercoursed,

was your own daughter.

No!

Unfortunately, the Lord called His Eminence to his side.

He was a faithful shepherd. We're all so sad

that he departed us.

Now the Mother Superior is our only obstacle.

Right. - She no longer fits in here.

She has some strange notions. - And she's too old. - Correct.

Have you got an idea? Forget it.

Just tend to your daily chores.

May God be with you.

The successor has many creative ideas.

We can devote more time to the joys of the flesh.

So the old regime has passed. - That's right, Sister.

About time too. - How're things looking for us?

Do you want to do something? - He's horny again!

What can I do about it? Am I right? - Indeed.

I can't help it. You're dying for it too, hmm?

Admit it. I know you're aching for it. Don't lie.

As you well know, I never lie.

Correct. -1 told you so.

You should simply undress.

What're you doing? Did I permit you to grope my legs?

You're a godsend.

I'll fuck you to bits.

You badly need it.

That's amazing. - Do you feel it?

My juice is boiling.

I'll spray all over you.

I'm coming.

I'll spout my potion on your cunt.

I appoint you the new Cardinal.

This ring is a symbol of your power. I place it on your finger.

Do you accept the call? - Yes, with all my heart.

May God bless you.

You have a huge responsibility. Running this convent is not easy.

Best of luck. The Lord protect you in all your endeavours.

I'm ready. - God is great and almighty.