Original subtitles

No. What are you doing in my bathroom?

Well, I'm using mine, too.

Sure.

What's wrong with your eyes?

Well, in crayon. Really?

Why do you care?

Well, I'm your stepbrother.

I should care. Right.

It is who you want to.

Order and tell me, right?

What's wrong?

You're so annoying.

My boyfriend and I broke up. Okay?

But you guys have been together for two years.

I know.

Our anniversary was next week, and I was supposed to have a pretty dress,

but I can't.

But you don't have a pretty dress?

Yeah, I've been working hard to have all my money, and I was gonna go buy it,

But now all my hard work just went to waste.

Well, sorry to hear that, but,

I mean, I wish I could be a shoulder

to cry on, but I'm not going to a party, so.

Wait, you're going out? You have plans?

Yeah.

You don't want to stay here and hang out with me.

Well, just because you broke up

a new boyfriend, now you want to hang out with your brother, It

doesn't make any sense.

He think it would be fun.

We can hang out.

What?

We'll talk about this later, but I'm not going to be late, so I got to go.

No. What are you doing?

I stay here.

Because I want to do a party with my friends.

You can just hang out with me.

Look, just get out of my way, please.

I'm asking nicely.

You're just going to sit there

and brush your teeth?

What do I do to get you out of my way?

How about

I can see your pussy?

What? You don't even care?

You're not going to try to reassure us about her, but

kind of like being naked.

Can't you

not see you uncovered a pussy like

I knew you like that.

Look,

you're not going to get out of our way, huh?

Nope.

Well, then.

I'll just have to take advantage of this.

But I'll stop if you get out of my way.

You wish.

What?

Actually, like, isn't even.

Just such as sluts.

Well, if you like it, then

why don't you her So I can.

Enjoy it more.

I'm out of here.

I was literally about to finish.

Why are you leaving?

Because.

Look, that's what you get for making me late.

You should have let me leave.

And maybe we should have done something later.

But I got to go. Right?

Whatever.

Maybe later.

Yeah.

He says.

Have you seen Dad?

No. Are you trying to have him try that time for you?

None of your business.

Why are you dressed up so nice?

I'm not dressed up.

It's just a clean collared shirt.

That's dressed up for you.

Whatever.

I'm going on a date.

You're going on a date?

Please tell me you don't have her held captive in your car camp.

She asked me out.

Thank you very much.

Yeah, I'm sure she did.

Well, I'm out of here.

What are you going to be back?

What does it matter?

Do you think you could give me a ride to the mall?

It's probably on the way to pick up your date.

Look, I feel sorry for you.

You don't have a boyfriend, But that's what boyfriends do for girlfriends.

I'm not bringing you on my date.

It's not happening. I'm already almost like.

Okay, well, yourself.

Okay, look, I'm sorry.

Look, maybe I can hang out a couple of minutes before I leave.

Okay?

All right?

Cause I know you need somebody to talk to.

So how's everything going since the breakup?

It's been tough. Everything reminds me of him.

I really thought were going to go off to college together,

get a house, start a family, You know, the whole shebang.

Yeah, well, sorry to hear that, but,

you know, I need to go now cause

I'm going to be late.

Sorry. You want to play Truth or dare?

It'll be fun.

It won't take too long.

No, that's immature.

Come on. It'll be fun.

Suck. All right, whatever.

Real quick. Truth?

Truth. Really?

In real little baby.

Okay. Fuck it.

There, There.

All right.

I dare you to skip your date and stay home and watch movies with me.

No way.

You're my stepsister, and, like, that's super fucking boring.

It'll be fun. Promise?

Maybe you just need some time to yourself after the breakup.

Look, I got to go.

I would be a way better date than her.

Come on. Whatever.

She told me that I can get to second base on our first date.

Stop that.

That's. That's nothing.

When me and my ex are dating, I let them get to third base on our first date.

Yeah, whatever.

I don't believe you.

Come on.

How about you just stay home and pretend like I'm a date?

Look, I'll accept your dinner,

but you got to do everything you would do

with your boyfriend on your first date.

I don't.

Know.

And you know what third base is.

So now you're not stupid?

I don't know.

Okay, well, I guess I'm out of here.

No, no, not.

Not Fine.

All right.

I accept the dear. You accept the dear, huh?

Okay, well, sit down on the floor, then.

Okay.

But how do I know I can trust you?

I can put my hands behind my back like this.

Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I guess it is all mouth skills.

Yeah.

Okay, so you're sure about this?

Yes, I'm positive.

Want to keep those hands

clean?

And you can back out if you want.

I don't back down from dance. So.

You look surprised.

Yeah.

Bigger than your boyfriend's

ex-boyfriend. The

band. Forward.

Open your mouth.

Yeah, I guess I do have a few minutes before my date.

She's just going to have to wait

since.

I'm. Pretty good at that.

Yeah.

Oh, and I.

I had a pretty good.

So I guess I have a few minutes.

So why don't you take your hands

off your chest, you know?

So what

you about for you to do this?

As long as I'm giving you my time

to dress up.

Holy shit.

That's your body's insane

little sister stuff that.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. I like this

dance. Oh.

Oh. Okay.

You're already starting to feel better about the breakup.

A little.

Because your brother's, like, better.

I think.

He's. Oh.

Oh. Oh, oh.

It's.

Oh, so

good.

Oh. Watch. Oh.

Oh. Oh!

Will I?

Oh. Or.

Oh, it's just.

Hello

or. Oh.

Oh! Woo! Woo!

Are you

all. Oh.

Shit. Do you hear that?

What?

I think Dad's pulling up.

So you just can leave.

Yeah, I could wait for you.

Just free, cause.

You can. Leave. We'll talk about this later.

Whatever you.

Want. Don't you feel better now?

Yes. Or I'll be back later.

Don't tell me of the price.

What are you doing in here?

Why are you talking like that?

Because you're in my room.

I didn't hear you knock or anything.

I've got to get ready for this party of going out.

You act like I knew you were going to a party.

Well.

I'm going to a party with my friends.

So does that mean I just have to sit here and stare

at the ceiling and contemplate the void that is my life?

I mean, yeah, I'm going out with my friends, so.

I mean, I could do that, or I could just tell Dad

that you're going to a party instead of going to the library.

That's not fair.

Like, you do that. Like, not me outlets.

That's tattletale shit.

I mean, I heard Dad, whenever

I was coming in that you were supposed to go to a library.

And if I get bored enough being alone, why wouldn't I?

And maybe.

Maybe you'll be in a good mood and won't take away your card privileges.

But, you know, that's exactly what he's going to do.

You're wrong.

You might as well just enjoy this party because it's going to be the last

for a while.

That's just not cool.

Look,

even if I didn't go to this party, doesn't mean I was going to hang out with you.

I mean, I guess.

But you don't think it would be fun?

I mean.

I can hang out with you any time I'm going out with my friends.

I'm not going to be late. Okay?

But we could play Truth or dare again.

No. Look, I can't be late.

Come on.

There has to be something you want.

I mean,

if we played Truth or Dare

and I didn't go to this party, you know, this is supposed to be a big party.

I'm not just going to stay here just to play regular truth or dare.

Like you're going to have to do, my dear.

Okay. What is it?

Well, you know how.

Last time it was third base.

Mm hmm.

How about all the way?

And you can't tell anybody.

Okay, we can do that.

Are you sure it's not weird?

I'm sure

you want to.

Don't you?

Kind of

stand like

I never knew because, like, you mean, you grew up y you had a boyfriend,

and, like, I feel like I know you're trying to get revenge.

Is that what it is?

Are you, like, really into me?

I mean, what exactly?

I think you're into me.

That's not that weird.

You can help.

Our parents got married, right? Yeah.

So what?

We got to be quiet, though, because Dad's downstairs, right?

Okay.

We might do

the chase.

Are you sure about this?

Mm hmm.

Okay.

Take off your clothes, please.

Can't believe this is actually going to happen.

Technically,

since we already did third base, this is, like, kind of like a

brother and sister. Second date, right?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Your body's so

sister.

Brother.

We have to keep this a secret, okay?

We? Well, yes.

Oh, it's.

Oh. Oh. Ooh.

So much for that party.

Oh. Oh! Oh.

My goodness. Oh!

Oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

I'm sorry.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Okay. Mm.

And so. So.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh.

I was so

calm. Oh.

Uh oh.

Oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh.

Uh oh.

Oh. So.

Oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh.

But sister.

Oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh.

It's so rare that you have.

Whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa oh.

Oh, oh.

Woo, oh, oh,

oh. But

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh wow.

Oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh.

Who is just like that?

Oh, God.

What's ooh,

ooh, oh.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh So

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh. Whoa

oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh. This

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh yeah.

Ah, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh wow.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh oh.

Those.

Oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

One woman All

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh,

oh. Oh oh.

+00, oh, oh

oh, oh.

Oh oh, oh.

Crap jobs

Oh yeah.

Oh oh,

oh, oh.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh.

Oh, oh,

oh my.

Oh oh.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh,

0000.

000000000.

00000, oh oh.

Oh oh yeah.

00000000000 yes.

Oh oh

Sister Wu

Some ginger brothers

Oh, oh,

oh, oh,

yeah. Deep

oh. People.

All these fucking rage.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh

yeah.

Oh, oh, oh.

Well, that was actually better

than going to the party because you actually got the karma.

So that shit is a secret.

We will.

Get dressed and when you come downstairs, act like nothing.

Happened. Okay. So we've.