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{\an8}[ Birds chirping ]
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I did it. I'm gonna have
my very own garden.
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I can't wait
till these little seedies
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grow into little planties.
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Sarah, I know you want
to start your own garden,
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so I dug out me old Blood & Bone
from the garage.
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Thought you could
use some Blood & Bone.
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Uh, it's alright, Dad,
the YouTube video
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I just watched said I could
use Wollongong soil
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'cause apparently
it's very nutritious. Alright, fine, fine.
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Forget I said anything
about the Blood & Bone.
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I guess you don't need the
Blood & Bone for your garden.
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Yep, I was just trying
to help,
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but I guess you don't want
any help from me.
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Fuck you, Sarah.
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Alright, well, um,
guess I just wait now.
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[ Whirring ]
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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Sarah!
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Oh, hey, sis!
Oh, my God!
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I haven't seen you in months.
How was Portugal?
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Yes, it was lovely!
Thank you!
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I rented an Airbnb in Portugal,
and --
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What are you looking at?
I'm talking! Uh, sorry.
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...in Portugal
to write my novel,
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but I met a man, and we had
a coronavirus romance!
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Now we are getting married!
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Oh, my God! Congratulations!
That's incredible, Sharon!
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Thank you!
That is why I have come!
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You and Mum and Dad
are invited to my wedding
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on Planet Bali
tonight!
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Here is the pretty invitation
I made on Photoshop!
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Oh, yeah.
It's very pretty.
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See you all there
tonight!
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Fucking hell,
she was loud.
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[ Flies buzzing ]
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Hey, Sharon just dropped around
to invite us to her wedding.
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She's getting married
on Planet Bali.
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Who's Sharon?
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My sister?
Your daughter?
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Oh, yep, yep, yep,
yep, yep, yep, yep.
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So you guys coming?
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Nah.
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Unh! Oh! Ah!
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Mm! Ah!
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Is Mom alright?
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Yeah, she'll be right.
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Hurry up.
How long is this gonna take?
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Now, now, Rachel, blade-smithing
is a delicate process.
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These forging techniques
span thousands of years.
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We mustn't disgrace
the steel gods of Gwentalia.
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Shut the fuck up, man.
Is this nearly done?
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Yep, here you go.
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These Lucas blades
go like hotcakes on my Etsy,
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so you are very privileged
to get one this quick,
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in my opinion.
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Fuck, yeah.
This is definitely my new look.
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I know you just commissioned me
to make this blade,
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but may I ask what
your intentions are with it?
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I had a vision at some stupid,
fucking backyard hippie party.
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Saw myself as, like, an empress
or some shit holding a sword.
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I guess I always wanted this
for myself,
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but I never realized I could
make it into a reality till now.
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Alright, now shut up.
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Hey, Rach--
Oh, hi, Lucas.
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Oh, hello, Sarah.
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You look rather beautiful
and sun kissed today.
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Thanks.
I've been gardening.
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I'm kind of, like,
a gardener now.
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Oh, that's so cool!
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Personally, I like tech stuff,
but nature is cool, too.
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I enjoy
the fractal element. What do you want?
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Oh, my sister Sharon is getting
married on Planet Bali.
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Did you want to come?
Could be fun.
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Yeah, alright,
but I'll warn you --
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I get pretty emotional
at weddings.
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Oh, really?
I didn't know that.
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Yeah, something about two people
finding each other
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against all odds
gets me going.
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And the free drinks.
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Oh, you're going
to a wedding?
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I love weddings!
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But alas,
I wasn't invited.
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So I shall listen to sad music
and walk home alone.
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[ Sad music plays ]
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You can come if you want.
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Yay!
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I know you two are usually
the feminine duo,
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but I sense a new vibe for us.
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We're a trio!
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And I shall now write
our theme song in my head.
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♪ Lucas and Rachel and Sarah ♪
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♪ Lucas and Rachel and Sarah ♪
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♪ Lucas and Rachel and Sarah ♪
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♪ Lucas and Rachel and Sarah ♪
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♪ Lucas and Rachel and Sarah ♪
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[ Upbeat music plays ]
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I haven't seen your sister
in ages.
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Remember when we used to get
fucked up and bash people
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at Wollongong Train Station?
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Um, that was just you two.
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Oi, can't come in
with that sword.
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It's my new look.
I'm not gonna use it. Calm down.
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Sorry, love.
No weapons allowed.
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Ugh, fine.
Whatever.
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Oi, stay out here
and mind my sword.
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We're a trio.
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Uh-huh.
Can you wait away from me, mate?
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Oh, good.
We made it just in time.
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Do you, Sharon, take this,
whatever it is,
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to be your lawfully wedded
husband?
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I do!
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Crab-tastic.
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You may now kiss.
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Peleeken? That's the guy
from the Bush Doof.
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[ Crying ]
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Fuck. Sorry.
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It's just so beautiful.
It's like a fucking fairy tale.
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[ Gulps ]
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Ah.
[ Glass shatters ]
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Sarah! You made it!
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Of course.
Congratulations!
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I didn't know
you were marrying Peleeken.
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Rachel and I know him.
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Thank you, yes!
We met on my 30th birthday!
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I was partying at Portugal Club
in Portugal!
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All my friends
were passed out,
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but then I looked across
the room, and there he was --
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Peleeken!
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I knew right then and there
we had to get married!
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Yes, I never believed in love
at first sight before I saw --
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Shut up!
I'm telling the story!
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Sorry, dear.
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[ Chuckles ]
That was so awkward.
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Yeah, how long
do you give it?
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Like two months.
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[ Growls ]
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It is time, everyone,
for the wedding photos!
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I see what's happened.
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I've been used.
Classic.
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Hey, there.
Hello.
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I saw you
from across the pond.
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You have beautiful eyes,
but they seem full of sadness.
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What's wrong?
[ Sighs ]
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I'm in love with the most
beautiful woman
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in the entire universe,
but she doesn't love me back.
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Oh, no,
that does sound like love,
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but it doesn't seem like
she's thinking about you at all.
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You really want a photo of me
holding hands with your husband?
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Yes, this is beautiful!
We are breaking jealousy norms!
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Ouch. My heart.
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You know what
you need to do?
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Go in there
and declare your love.
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Then maybe she'll ditch that
strange, little man for you.
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Yes.
It is time to fight for love.
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Great.
Got some good pickies.
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Wait! Can you take one
on my Polaroid camera
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of just the guests?
Okey-doke.
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[ Gulping ]
Ah!
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Unh!
[ Glass shatters ]
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Ugh, I think
I drank too much.
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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[ Guests scream ]
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I did it! I have the best
wedding photo of all time!
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My guests are trapped here
forever!
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This beats all your
shit wedding photos!
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Oh, my God,
what a try-hard.
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I know,
and it's still a crappy photo.
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[ Gasping ]
Oh, my God!
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We're trapped in here.
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Oh, I think I'm gonna
be sick.
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No, Rachel, don't!
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[ All screaming ]
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Please, let my friends go.
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Oh, this is just awful!
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Quiet, puny husband.
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Now that I have my photo
with all the guests inside,
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the whole world
will love me
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as -- as the coolest
bride ever!
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Take your hands off
my Sarah.
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I want to declare right now
that I love her,
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and I will challenge you
to a duel --
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Wait, where'd everyone go?
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Lucas, help! We're trapped
in this photo and --
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[ Retches ]
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...and Rachel can't stop
vomiting!
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Turn around and leave,
neckbeard.
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You don't want
to get involved.
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No! I'm finally
standing up for myself
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and fighting for what I believe
in -- true love!
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Yaah!
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What an interesting attempt,
little thing.
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But nothing can stop me now.
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I have my wedding photo with
all the guests trapped inside,
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and I will upload it
to the Internet,
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and I will get the likes
in the world.
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Ah ha!
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Please, help!
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[ Coughing ]
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[ Laughs evilly ]
Get ready to die.
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[ Retching ]
[ Muffled screaming ]
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Unh!
Oi.
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Aah! Fuck.
[ Thud! ]
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[ Coughing ]
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[ Retching ]
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Oh, my God!
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Sharon,
I'm sorry I kicked you,
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but you were becoming
a scary bride.
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But you're still my wife,
and I love you.
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[ Kiss! ]
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♪ Ooh! ♪
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P-Peleeken?
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Sharon! You're alive!
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I don't know
what came over me.
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The wedding,
the bridesmaids.
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I guess it all
sent me a bit crazy.
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That's okay, darling.
I understand.
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You were just stressed.
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Oh! I've got an idea!
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Let's go
on an Airbnb honeymoon
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and eat cheese and crackers
and binge epic TV shows.
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Yay!
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Yeah, this was the
most cringe wedding ever.
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Yeah, I know,
and the food was shit, too.
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I guess I...
saved you, Sarah.
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Yeah, I guess you did.
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Uh...sorry.
I should get Rachel some water.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
Yeah, n-no problem.
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Yes. Water.
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Yes.
[ Kisses ]
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[ Groans ]
That was all so beautiful.
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Fuck, I'm so horny now.
[ Retches ]
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Did you win your maiden?
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No, it's hopeless.
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Even after saving her,
she still doesn't care for me.
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You know, I pity you, Lucas,
and it's kind of funny
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watching you try to win
over this plain woman.
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So I suppose I can give you
the recipe
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to my ancestors'
ancient love potion.
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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But I warn you --
nobody has ever
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successfully gathered
all the ingredients.
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I don't even know
how powerful it is.
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Hmm. Alchemy?
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I don't think so.
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Well, hold onto them
just in case.
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Okay.
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Hmm, all things considered,
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that was actually
a pretty normal wedding.
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Too bad Crabba
didn't get to play.
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I mean, we can still play a song
if you all want.
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All: Yes, play a song!
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Alright, hit it.
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1, 2, 3!
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♪ Crab song ♪
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♪ Everybody's singing
the crab song ♪
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♪ Crab, crab,
oh, crab, crab ♪
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[ Indistinct singing
and shouting ]
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♪ Crab, crab,
oh, crab, crab ♪
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♪ 'Cause we are crabs
and you are crabs ♪
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♪ Crab, crab,
oh, crab, crab ♪
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♪ Crab music,
crab music, crab music ♪
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