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"YOLO Silver Destiny,"
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episode one --
same show, different name
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or some shit.
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[ Dance music plays,
indistinct conversations ]
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♪♪
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Hi! Uh, can I get a water?
Thanks.
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Yeah, no worries, love.
Uh, that'll be $12.50.
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Really? Uh, okay.
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[Slurring] Oi, come back
to the dance floor, you dog!
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We're doing shots!
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I'll be back soon!
I just need some water.
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I don't want
to get too drunk.
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Oh, come on.
Don't be such a pussy, Sarah.
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Just have one gong shot!
They were free!
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Ugh!
What is this?
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Dunno. That guy in the corner
gave 'em to me.
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I did spike them,
but it's only because
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I love seeing other people
have fun, honestly.
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[ Gasping ]
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I think I need to dance,
Rachel!
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Where can I dance?
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Right here!
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Yeah, Sarah, love you!
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You're my best friend, Rachel!
I fucking love you! You're my best mate!
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You're my best friend!
I love you! I love you, Rachel!
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Let's party forever!
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This isn't even
a nightclub.
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It's my house.
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Rachel, I should say this
more often,
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but I love you so much!
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I love you, too, Sarah!
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Here's to the bestest,
bestest women,
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our bestest life --
together forever!
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Forever!
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[ Kids chattering ]
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[ Groaning ]
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Rachel!
Rachel, wake up.
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I think we're at the playground
at St. Mary's.
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[ Groans ]
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[ All screaming ]
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What is going on here?
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Well, well, well.
Sarah and Rachel.
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I should have known this is how
you were going to turn out.
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Sister Morrison!
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
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We had a wild night...
praying.
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We're leaving now,
though.
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And still hanging around
this Rachel, are we?
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She's a demon, Sarah.
She's a demon.
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Oi.
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[ Sizzles ]
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No, I guess you're right.
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I expect this sort of behavior
from Rachel,
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but not from you, Sarah.
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It's a terrible shame that
you have chosen the path of...
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[ Thunder crashes ]
...evil.
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Come along, kiddies.
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All:
[Chanting] You got yelled at.
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Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
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[ Pop! ]
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[ Birds chirping, dog barking ]
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Fuck, I added so many cunts
on Facebook last night.
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Look at this dickhead.
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I think he was a bricklayer
or something.
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Had a pretty good conversation,
actually.
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I'm still mortified,
Rachel.
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I can't believe our old
principal saw us like that.
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Oh, who gives a fuck, Sarah?
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That bitch is probably
just jealous
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of our fucking
sick lifestyle.
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[ Coughs, spits ]
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[ Sighs ]
Sister Morrison's right.
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We haven't changed.
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Shut the fuck up, Sarah.
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[ Twinkle! ]
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Fuck, yeah!
Sausage sizzle!
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Let's get some fucking brekkie!
I'm starving.
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Ohh. No.
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I just want
to crawl into bed
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and watch, like, a movie
or something.
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Sausage sizzle
for brekkie!
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[ Thud! ]
You didn't see that, did ya?
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No, I was just looking
at that tree over there. Okay, good.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Oh, this is shit.
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Sorry, Sarah.
Yeah, we can go home.
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Oh, my God.
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I've never seen
such a beautiful garden before.
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Hello.
I am Sister One.
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And I am Sister Two.
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Thank you for coming
to our backyard...
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Vegan sausage sizzle.
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Ugh! Vegan?!
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Seriously, let's get
the fuck out of here, Sarah.
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No, wait.
What is this place?
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It's magical.
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Sister One, would you like
to answer this?
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Yes, Sister Two,
I think I can.
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We founded this little backyard
commune back in 1972.
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1973, actually,
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I don't mean to embarrass you,
but just to be accurate.
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Thank you, Sister Two,
I appreciate
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and welcome
you correcting me.
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It all started on a hot
and creamy summer day in 1973.
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While Father was yellingat the TV again
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on a Saturdayabout the footy,
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we were looking into eachother's eyes in the backyard,
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playing what some call"The Staring Game."
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It seemed to go on forever,and then it happened.
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We both said it.
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Both:
Let's start a spiritual mecca right here in the backyard.
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[ Both gasp ]
And kiss.
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I mean, yeah, no,
just the first thing we said.
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Yes, just the first thing.
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And that is how
it all...
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started.
Began -- started, yes.
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Oh, you've got
a herb garden.
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Yes, indeed.
Come along, Sarah.
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I will show it to you
in detail.
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Would you like a yummy vegan
sausage sizzle sandwich, Rachel?
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No! I hate that shit,
and I hate you.
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And I hate your dumb
fucking sister. Aah!
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Ah, yes, hatred --
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a pure and natural emotion,
which I welcome.
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Well, if you don't like us,
maybe you'd like our brothers --
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the brothers instead.
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Hi, Rachel.
We're the brothers.
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Commune brothers.
I'm Ian, the drum lord.
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And I'm Christopher.
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Would you like a hug,
Mademoiselle Rachel?
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Huggies!
Ugh!
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I've never seen anything
so beautiful in my life.
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Did you grow
all this yourself?
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Yes, with a lot
of love and care...
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and homemade fertilizer.
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Wow.
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I always wanted
to have, like, a garden
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I could go where
I could be one with nature.
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[ Sighs ] But I probably
couldn't grow anything.
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Sarah, I can sense
you have a caring soul.
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That is just what is needed
to nurture a plant.
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Really?
Rachel says I care too much.
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There's no such thing,
Sarah.
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Yeah, I basically
make my own kombucha.
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Grew my own SCOBY
from the mother SCOBY.
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It's a whole process.
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I can send you link, actually,
on messenger
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if you fling over your Facey
to me.
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Ugh, smells like shit.
Give me some.
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Here you go.
It's hibiscus elderberry.
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Ugh. Frickin' hell.
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I feel...natural.
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Yeah, that's probiotics for you.
[ Snorts ]
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Everyone, it's time.
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Time for the healing bonfire
of wisdom.
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Come along, everyone,
onto Snuggles,
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our enlightened guide.
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The campfire is quite a way
down the backyard,
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so we need to have
a bit of a ride on Snuggles,
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the creature
I just mentioned.
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Oh, Snuggles!
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Yeah, okay.
I'm comin', I'm comin'.
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Here we go!
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That's me!
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My name is Snuggles,
and I cannot leave this place.
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We're gathered here
to pay homage
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to the purple fire
of Blue Ga.
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Sit down and get comfortable,
everybody.
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We begin
with three collective Om's.
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Om.
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Om.
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Om.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Distant laughter ]
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I am Blue Ga,
the purple fire god.
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And you, Sarah,
you know what you must do.
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You must grow your own garden.
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I bless you
with the aura of nature.
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Okay. I will.
For sure.
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Alright. See ya.
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♪♪
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Rachel, you mustn't --
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Where the fuck am I?
Who the fuck are you?
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I am Blue Ga,
the purple fire god.
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Rachel, this is your destiny
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if you keep going down
this evil path.
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I shall bless you
with the aura of healing
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to steer you away from this.
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[ Laughs, retches ]
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Aah!
Homemade kombucha vomit!
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My one weakness.
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How couldn't
I see this coming?
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I'm a god,
for God's sakes.
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Aaaaaah!
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Thank you, Rachel,
for smiting Blue Ga.
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We have been trying to do that
for thousands of years.
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'Kay.
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You must keep striving,
Rachel,
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for your destiny
is to dominate
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as empress!
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'Kay.
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[ Both gasp ]
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[ All gasp ]
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You -- You eviscerated
the fire of Blue Ga!
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That fire has been burning
for thousands of years!
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Oi, what the fuck?
That was our God! Yeah, what the hell?
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That was, like, the whole reason
we have the spiritual mecca. What an idiot.
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Wait. I'm sorry. I don't
understand what happened.
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One minute, I was having
a wonderful dream, and now --
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Sarah, shut the fuck up
and run!
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[ Both panting ]
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[ Gunshots, dogs barking ]
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Aah!
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Made off!
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Well...
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[ Spits ]
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...we'll wait for sundown
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and get the dogs
to sniff out their scent.
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Yeah, what's comin' for 'em
is gonna get 'em.
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[ Spits ]
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[ Panting ]
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Oh, hello, Sarah.
Did you have a nice night?
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Um, yeah, overall,
it was actually quite nice.
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You smell like cigarettes,
Sarah.
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Oh, i-it's 'cause
I was at a bonfire.
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Oh, okay, 'cause
I was just gonna ask you
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if I could bum one off you.
[ Chuckles ]
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I'm just kidding, Sarah.
Calm down.
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Alright, no, I won't make
any more jokes.
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That's it. No more jokes.
If no one's gonna laugh at them,
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just forget about it.
Just forget about it.
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No more. That's it.
Say nothing.
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[ Insects chirping ]
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Yeah.
I've never had something.
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This will be my something.
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I'm gonna grow a garden
and stuff.
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This is a nice time
to light my vanilla candle
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to celebrate this decision.
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Just shut up, Sarah!
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I'm fantasizing over here!
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Empress Rachel.
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Yeah, that does actually sound
pretty sick.
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