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[bucket drumming]
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♪ ♪
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Hey, Clyde,
I'm pretty parched.
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Want to grab some Flippees
some Flip's Flippee kiosk?
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Clyde's kind of obsessed
with drumming.
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He's got a real knack for it.
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[drumming]
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[timer dings]
- Ooh!
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I'm the only one
who knows
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about Clyde's secret love
for drumming.
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You might say he's a bit
of a closeted drummer.
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[drumming]
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♪ ♪
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Clyde!
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Clyde, your soufflé is burning.
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- What?
- Works every time.
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You should see if you can sit
in with these guys sometime.
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Sit in
with The Bucket Bashers?
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I can't do that.
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I would never even dream
of asking them.
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When your best friends
with someone,
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you can decipher what
they're really trying to say.
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Fit in
with The Bucket Bashers?
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I would love to.
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Do you think you can
give me the push I need?
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I hear you, Clyde,
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loud and clear.
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♪ ♪
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♪ When the salt
comes sprinkling in ♪
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[scatting]
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♪ Oh, Lord,
you've got ♪
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♪ To have that shaker ♪
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♪ When the salt
comes sprinkling in ♪
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Oh, that's too much salt,
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but a really good song
for The Doo Dads.
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[chuckles]
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[whispers]
Maybe my solo album.
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[squeals]
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both: I have amazing news!
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- Well, mine's really amazing.
- Well, mine's totes amazing.
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Totes amazing always beats
really amazing in my book.
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- So I go?
- Yes.
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Totes amazing!
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I accidentally got extra credit
in my history class.
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Leni, you came.
[chuckles]
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All the other students
must have gotten
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their days mixed up.
- Not me.
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I totally planned
on being here...
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and know what this is.
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- Let's get to work. Come on.
- OK, yeah.
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I spent the rest
of the afternoon
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panning for gold
with Mr. Rickshaw.
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I got a ton of extra credit.
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Now all I have to do is get
a good grade on my oral report,
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and I'm going
to get my first A!
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That is totes amazing!
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That is so wonderful!
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Me now.
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The legendary comic,
Joan Shivers,
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is headlining this weekend
at Sunset Canyon
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as a part of her "Not Dead Yet"
retirement home tour.
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And look down here.
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"Opening Act Trash Clean-Up:
Luan Loud."
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I can't wait to go.
What time does it start?
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It's the after dinner show.
Doors open at 2:45 p.m.
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Lincoln?
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Clyde McBride,
step into my office.
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[thud]
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Slide into my office.
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What's going on, Lincoln?
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I'll tell you
what's going on:
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you, superstar.
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I've decided
to become your manager.
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I'm Lincoln Loud,
the manager with the plan-ager.
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[dramatic chord]
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Your days of closet drumming
are over
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because your new manager
has booked you a gig
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with none other than...
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The Bucket Bashers.
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What do you say to that, Clyde?
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[retching]
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That was
your practice bucket, Clyde,
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but OK.
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How can you not be excited
for this opportunity?
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I am excited.
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Clyde, I've seen
your excited barf before,
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and this is not it.
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Well, it's just that...
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I never drummed
in front of people before.
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Well, the gig is
not for two weeks.
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And your manager
with the plan-anger
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is gonna get you ready
with a three-pronged approach.
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I'll start you off
with some smaller venues--
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coffee houses,
theater houses,
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that log down by the lake
where the teenagers hang out.
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I don't know
what they're doing down there,
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but I've always wanted
an excuse to find out.
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You know, Lincoln,
I like your enthusiasm--
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Prong two...
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You know what?
I think it's just one prong.
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[door creaks]
- Hey.
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Oops, sorry.
What the?
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Hey, Linc.
Ah, that's it.
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Word on the street is you're
starting a new talent agency.
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I like what you've done
with the place.
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You know,
The Doo Dads are looking
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for a primo manager
to take us to the next level.
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We're about
to drop our new album,
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"The Doo Dads Do Dads."
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That's where we do famous songs
by famous dads. Boom.
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We're going for a clientele
with a little more of an edge.
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Oh, we're edgy.
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Ever hear of matching vests?
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Sounds dope.
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Why don't you go sit outside
and talk to my assistant?
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- Sure, sure. Right out--
- Mm-hmm,
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Right out there.
- OK, yeah, you got it.
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Ah, OK.
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What do you say, Clyde?
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Should I book you a trip
to the stars,
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Bucket Basher style?
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You'll get me
some practice gigs?
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Of course.
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And I've got two weeks
to get ready?
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Clyde, baby.
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Let's do it.
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I'm just gonna slide my demo
under the door, OK?
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[groans] Zip!
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How you feelin', kid?
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I never played
in front of people before,
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so I'm a little nervous.
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That's just stardom
tugging at your insides.
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Prong one, baby.
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[inhaler hisses]
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- What?
- Hey.
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I heard about your po-tench A,
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and I was just stopping by to
see how the studying is going.
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Terrible. I've been cramming
for three hours.
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OK, well,
what have you done so far?
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Put together
the perfect studying outfit,
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but it's not helping.
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What's this?
Ants on a log?
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We said no ants
and hold the log.
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I specifically requested
sunflower butter.
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The only thing on this plate
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that my client's
not allergic to
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is the plate.
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No one treats Sticks McBride
this way.
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Sticks McBride.
That's a great nickname.
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They know me as CBK--
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Cowbell Kid.
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I'm not taking
any new clients.
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Oh, come on, Linc.
The Doo Dads are totally legit.
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Look at this blistering catalog
of bodacious beats--
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"The Doo Dads Doing It,"
"The Doo Dads still Doing It,"
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"The Doo Dads
Still Doing It Right,"
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and our all-time classic,
"Dooby Dooby Doo Dads."
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Ronnie, could you please
show CBK to his seat?
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Hey, Lincoln,
we're family.
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It's called show business,
not show family.
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You know what? Fine.
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I was here to see Luan anyway.
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She respects me as an artist.
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It breaks my heart
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to see people knocking
on the show biz door
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when you know
it will never open.
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Still standing here, Lincoln.
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I know.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
coming to the stage...
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I'm so nervous.
I think I'm gonna pass out.
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I'd tell you
to picture everyone naked...
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but this might not be
the right crowd for that.
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A warm Sunset Canyon welcome
to Luan Loud.
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[cheers and applause]
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That's my daughter.
You guys are in for a treat.
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Hi, everyone.
It is great to be here.
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"It's great to be anywhere, actually.
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"I live in a wooden box.
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Seriously, they shut off
my cable in there."
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[percussive sting]
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[laughter]
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I'm just no good
at studying.
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I'm totally gonna blow
this presentation.
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Maybe you just need to look
at it in a different way.
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So that's a no
on the glasses?
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For what I'm gonna teach you,
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you won't need the glasses
at all.
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[chuckles] Good.
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Because these are Mom's,
and I can't see a thing.
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Thanks, Lucy.
You are my favorite sister.
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You know, Mr. Coconuts,
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I think I lost my keys
in here earlier.
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"Well, that's too bad.
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"If I were you,
I wouldn't give up looking
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until you search
every nook and granny!"
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[percussive sting]
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Granny,
'cause it sounds like cranny.
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It's gold.
It's gold.
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That's my time.
Have a great night.
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And if you're driving home...
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"Please take a car."
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[percussive sting]
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[cheers and applause]
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That's my girl!
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Lincoln,
that was so much fun.
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That's just the tip
of the springboard.
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It's time for part two
of prong one.
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I got you another gig.
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And we need to leave right now.
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All right.
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And now,
coming to the stage,
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you know her from the 1972
classic, "Who's That Lady?"
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Oh, I love that show.
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That was
when TV wasn't garbage.
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Please give a warm welcome
to Joan Shivers!
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♪ Who's that lady
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♪ Walking down the street? ♪
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[gasps]
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Oh!
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Hey, you know what?
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When my agent
booked me this gig,
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I thought, well,
I'm gonna die up here.
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But you know what?
Looking at you people,
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this would be
the place to do it.
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[laughter]
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So the oral report
is on Wednesday.
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Thank you so much
for helping me, Luna.
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I can't believe
I might finally get my first A.
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OK, so when I'm trying
to remember stuff for school,
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I let the music do
the heavy lifting.
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So the report is on the
Calvin Coolidge administration.
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I'm not really sure what to do.
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[rock music]
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♪ How does a pasty guy
from Vermont ♪
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♪ Get to be presi-dont? ♪
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Cool! Cool!
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- ♪ Face not on any money ♪
- What?
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♪ Grace Coolidge
was his honey ♪
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both: Ooh!
- ♪ Dude was dry ♪
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♪ But he was funny ♪
both: What?
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♪ This guy rules
the roaring '20s ♪
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♪ Tell the teacher
your name, son ♪
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all: ♪ My name is ♪
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♪ Calvin Coolidge,
presi-dont ♪
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♪ That name is Calvin Coolidge,
presi-dont ♪
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♪ And I've got a bunch
of stuff to legislate ♪
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♪ Get that straight ♪
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How do you know so much
about Calvin Coolidge?
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♪ ♪
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♪ Cal finally got a shot
when Warren G. Harding died ♪
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♪ Rode a mechanical horse in
the White House for exercise ♪
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♪ Oversaw an economic boom
that made the stocks balloon ♪
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♪ Supported women's suffrage
and made the ladies swoon ♪
254
00:10:39,793 --> 00:10:42,413
♪ Was very fond of animals
and pardoned a raccoon ♪
255
00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:44,965
all: ♪ What more could
a country want? ♪
256
00:10:44,965 --> 00:10:48,172
♪ My name is Calvin Coolidge,
presi-dont ♪
257
00:10:48,172 --> 00:10:51,413
♪ That name is Calvin Coolidge,
presi-dont ♪
258
00:10:51,413 --> 00:10:54,896
♪ And you must memorize
my life for school ♪
259
00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:57,655
♪ Ain't that cool? ♪
260
00:10:57,655 --> 00:11:00,034
♪ Ooh ♪
261
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,655
♪ Stocks up ♪
262
00:11:01,655 --> 00:11:03,517
♪ Cal out ♪
263
00:11:03,517 --> 00:11:05,068
♪ Take the mic, Hoover ♪
264
00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:07,068
[microphone feedback]
265
00:11:07,068 --> 00:11:08,379
Wait, where are you going?
266
00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:10,206
To get out
of this smart girl outfit.
267
00:11:10,206 --> 00:11:11,896
Don't you want
to give this a shot?
268
00:11:11,896 --> 00:11:13,586
Dur, that's why I'm gonna go
269
00:11:13,586 --> 00:11:16,206
put on my smart girl
who performs outfit.
270
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,379
When the time comes,
271
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,000
I'd love to workshop
that musical with you.
272
00:11:25,896 --> 00:11:27,241
I'll be in my office.
273
00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:32,448
That's my bedroom.
274
00:11:32,448 --> 00:11:34,379
[laughter]
275
00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:37,241
So I said to my doctor,
"How long do I have to live?"
276
00:11:37,241 --> 00:11:39,103
He said, "Ten."
I said, "Years?"
277
00:11:39,103 --> 00:11:41,896
He said,
"Nine, eight, seven..."
278
00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:43,724
[laughter]
279
00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:46,586
Well, that's my time.
280
00:11:46,586 --> 00:11:48,586
I hope it's not yours.
281
00:11:48,586 --> 00:11:50,448
[laughter]
282
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:51,965
And who's that lady?
283
00:11:51,965 --> 00:11:53,586
all: You that lady!
284
00:11:53,586 --> 00:11:56,896
♪ Who's that lady? ♪
285
00:11:56,896 --> 00:12:00,448
[cheers and applause]
286
00:12:00,448 --> 00:12:02,344
Come on.
Stand up.
287
00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:05,482
Oh, sorry, Leon.
288
00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:08,275
♪ Who's that lady now? ♪
289
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:17,000
That was the single greatest
mid-afternoon of my life.
290
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,137
I love how you keep your act
so authentic.
291
00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:20,793
Thanks, sweetheart.
292
00:12:20,793 --> 00:12:23,206
You really are so talented.
293
00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:25,517
Oh, I wish I could say
the same thing about you.
294
00:12:25,517 --> 00:12:27,310
Ha ha, zing!
295
00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:29,344
You know,
I'm off the clock, sweetheart.
296
00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:32,724
I think that's what you kids
call a truth bomb.
297
00:12:32,724 --> 00:12:35,862
Well, what would you change
about my act?
298
00:12:35,862 --> 00:12:38,068
For starters, everything.
299
00:12:38,068 --> 00:12:40,172
Lose the dummy.
It's a cheap gimmick.
300
00:12:40,172 --> 00:12:42,241
The puppet gets all the laughs.
301
00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:44,068
I-I got some laughs.
302
00:12:44,068 --> 00:12:45,586
From your dad.
303
00:12:45,586 --> 00:12:47,896
What, does he tuck you in
at night too?
304
00:12:47,896 --> 00:12:50,586
Yes, he's very caring.
305
00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:56,206
Ms. Shivers,
you're my hero.
306
00:12:56,206 --> 00:12:58,620
And I know to be
in this business,
307
00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:01,137
you have to have thick skin,
so I'm open
308
00:13:01,137 --> 00:13:03,586
to whatever constructive
criticism you want to give me.
309
00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:05,172
All right.
310
00:13:05,172 --> 00:13:07,448
Maybe instead of ventriloquism,
311
00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:10,896
you should just
quit comedy altogether.
312
00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:12,172
Hey, did you get
the autographs?
313
00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:14,862
Remember
there's two N's in Lynn.
314
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:17,724
This is the worst day ever!
315
00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:22,172
One N is fine.
316
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,655
You can start any time.
317
00:13:26,655 --> 00:13:29,689
I'm just trying to remember
who the presi-dont was.
318
00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:30,758
Coolidge.
319
00:13:30,758 --> 00:13:31,827
And he was a raccoon?
320
00:13:31,827 --> 00:13:33,413
No, he was the presi-dont.
321
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,586
[sighs]
I'm never gonna get this.
322
00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:37,034
I might as well go put on
323
00:13:37,034 --> 00:13:38,689
my girl who fails at everything outfit.
324
00:13:38,689 --> 00:13:40,000
No, you can't do that.
325
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,965
You're right.
It's in the wash.
326
00:13:41,965 --> 00:13:44,000
No, I mean,
you can do this.
327
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,413
No, I can't.
328
00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:48,034
I can't just sing a song
and suddenly be smart, Luna.
329
00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:50,241
I'm not you.
330
00:13:53,379 --> 00:13:55,103
Luan.
[sighs]
331
00:13:56,758 --> 00:13:58,448
You can't quit comedy.
332
00:13:58,448 --> 00:14:01,206
Joan Shivers was right.
I just don't have it.
333
00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:03,413
I'm quitting.
- Do you know how many people
334
00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:05,137
said the exact same thing
about The Doo Dads?
335
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,310
"You're not good enough."
336
00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:07,758
"No one cares
about the cowbell."
337
00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:09,655
"You're making my baby cry."
338
00:14:09,655 --> 00:14:12,655
But I never gave up because
show business is my dream.
339
00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:14,655
And you never give up
on your dreams.
340
00:14:14,655 --> 00:14:16,620
Well, I can't just keep doing
something I'm not good at.
341
00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:17,793
I'm not you.
342
00:14:19,862 --> 00:14:21,000
Show business.
343
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,551
It'll break your heart one day
344
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:24,551
and have you on top
of the world the next.
345
00:14:24,551 --> 00:14:27,448
That's what keeps us reaching
for that brass ring.
346
00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:28,724
Know what I mean?
347
00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:31,482
[phone ringing]
Sorry, I gotta take this.
348
00:14:31,482 --> 00:14:32,655
Uh-huh?
349
00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:33,931
That's amazing!
350
00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:36,137
Clyde, your manager
with the plan-ager
351
00:14:36,137 --> 00:14:37,448
is about to make your day.
352
00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:39,517
Your gig with The Bucket
Bashers got moved up.
353
00:14:39,517 --> 00:14:40,689
It's tomorrow.
354
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:41,793
What?
355
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,172
There's no way I'm doing that.
356
00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:44,724
I'm not prepared, or...
357
00:14:44,724 --> 00:14:46,206
You know what?
I'm out.
358
00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:49,344
[record scratch]
359
00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:51,551
Let me just play you
just one track.
360
00:14:51,551 --> 00:14:52,620
Please?
361
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:55,000
Lincoln, one track!
362
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,379
Just one, Linc!
363
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,206
You can't be out, Clyde.
364
00:15:00,206 --> 00:15:02,000
Yes, I can.
365
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,379
Why did you move up
the performance?
366
00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:04,758
I never okayed that.
367
00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:06,689
One of the Bucket Bashers
kicked the bucket.
368
00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:07,931
He died?
369
00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:10,344
No, he literally
kicked his bucket.
370
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,103
He broke his toe,
stumbled away,
371
00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:13,241
fell down,
and broke his arm.
372
00:15:13,241 --> 00:15:14,793
I'm still not doing it.
373
00:15:14,793 --> 00:15:16,379
I'll make some calls,
374
00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:17,896
have our people
call their people.
375
00:15:17,896 --> 00:15:20,379
We'll sweeten the deal,
whatever it is a manager does,
376
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:23,517
because I've worked too hard
for you to throw this away.
377
00:15:23,517 --> 00:15:25,586
This isn't about you, Lincoln.
378
00:15:25,586 --> 00:15:26,931
Don't you get it?
379
00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:28,241
I'm scared.
380
00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:29,793
Forget about being scared.
381
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:33,241
You gotta be like me,
and just dive in.
382
00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:35,931
I just can't do that, Lincoln.
383
00:15:35,931 --> 00:15:37,344
I'm not you.
384
00:15:41,689 --> 00:15:42,655
[door slams]
385
00:15:42,655 --> 00:15:45,620
[somber music]
386
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:47,344
♪ ♪
387
00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:49,000
[melancholic music]
388
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:54,275
♪ ♪
389
00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:57,896
♪ When a dream fades away ♪
390
00:15:57,896 --> 00:16:01,827
♪ You don't know what role
you're supposed to play ♪
391
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:05,482
♪ I'm not her,
I'm not smart ♪
392
00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:09,551
♪ All I know is
how to dress the part ♪
393
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:12,448
♪ I just can't do my bit ♪
394
00:16:12,448 --> 00:16:16,344
♪ That would have
wowed the crowd ♪
395
00:16:16,344 --> 00:16:18,689
♪ I can't play the hit ♪
396
00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:22,655
♪ That would have
made you proud ♪
397
00:16:22,655 --> 00:16:28,137
♪ When we try and try
for so long ♪
398
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:31,586
♪ Aim so high for so long ♪
399
00:16:31,586 --> 00:16:34,931
♪ Then your dream is done ♪
400
00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:39,379
♪ That your son
would ever manage you ♪
401
00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,310
♪ Ah-- ♪
- Song's not about you, Dad.
402
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:43,068
Yeah, got it.
My bad.
403
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,655
♪ ♪
404
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:48,275
all: ♪ Dreams endure
for so long ♪
405
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:52,206
♪ But when they're sure
to go wrong ♪
406
00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:55,413
♪ Then they've got to go ♪
407
00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:57,310
♪ And so ♪
408
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:59,068
all: ♪ So long ♪
409
00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:02,724
♪ So long, so long, so long ♪
410
00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:04,793
Saxophone!
411
00:17:04,793 --> 00:17:11,793
♪ ♪
412
00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:19,068
all: ♪ I'm not you ♪
413
00:17:19,068 --> 00:17:20,793
♪ I'm not me ♪
414
00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:22,413
♪ I'm not sure ♪
415
00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:28,689
♪ Who I'm supposed to be ♪
416
00:17:33,896 --> 00:17:35,689
How are you doing?
417
00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:37,689
I don't know
what I was thinking.
418
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,827
I guess I thought that if
I dressed up like I was smart,
419
00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:42,586
that would somehow
make me good at school.
420
00:17:42,586 --> 00:17:44,862
Like, if I wore
these Tyrolean slacks
421
00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:47,206
that Amelia Earhart
wore in June of 1937
422
00:17:47,206 --> 00:17:48,689
when she flew
over the Atlantic,
423
00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:51,137
or if I wore this sensible
Oxford button-down
424
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,551
like Rosa Parks when
she refused to give up her seat
425
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,793
and sparked
the Montgomery bus boycott,
426
00:17:55,793 --> 00:17:58,000
or if I pulled my hair in a bun
like Susan B. Anthony
427
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,551
when she fought
for women's right to vote,
428
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:01,379
which was later ratified
by the 19th Amendment
429
00:18:01,379 --> 00:18:03,586
to the Constitution.
430
00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:06,379
Anyway, they're great clothes.
431
00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:09,965
Leni, you're a genius.
432
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:12,000
- I am?
- Yeah!
433
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,206
You don't need music
to remember stuff.
434
00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:15,862
You need fashion.
435
00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:20,413
And that's why Coolidge
was a great president
436
00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:22,931
and wore
very breathable trousers.
437
00:18:22,931 --> 00:18:25,655
[applause]
438
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,275
Hey there, funny face.
439
00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:37,448
Dad, I don't want another one
of your show biz pep talks, OK?
440
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:39,000
You don't understand
what I'm going through.
441
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,448
I know the last thing
you want right now
442
00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:41,655
is advice from your dad.
443
00:18:41,655 --> 00:18:44,206
That's why it's coming from...
444
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,000
Lynn Sr. Jr.
445
00:18:48,413 --> 00:18:49,827
Stop.
446
00:18:49,827 --> 00:18:52,275
"Don't let anyone else
tell you what your comedy is.
447
00:18:52,275 --> 00:18:54,103
"Follow your heart
448
00:18:54,103 --> 00:18:58,965
because that is
where your comedy comes from."
449
00:19:01,068 --> 00:19:03,344
"So you're saying
if I follow my heart,
450
00:19:03,344 --> 00:19:05,448
my comedy won't miss a beat?"
451
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,068
"Ba-ha-ha-ha!"
452
00:19:08,896 --> 00:19:10,689
I suppose this would
work better with...
453
00:19:10,689 --> 00:19:12,586
You know, I was
in the aquarium the other day,
454
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:15,103
and I saw this fish
with a bow tie.
455
00:19:15,103 --> 00:19:16,586
"Well, that's strange, Luan."
456
00:19:16,586 --> 00:19:19,448
You know, I know,
but he looked very...
457
00:19:19,448 --> 00:19:21,965
so-fish-ticated.
458
00:19:21,965 --> 00:19:24,034
[laughter]
459
00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:26,482
[applause]
460
00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:29,000
That's my time.
I'm Luan Loud.
461
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,310
And this is Mr. Coconuts.
Have a great night.
462
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:34,034
And if you're driving home...
463
00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:36,068
"Please take a car."
464
00:19:36,068 --> 00:19:39,000
[cheers and applause]
465
00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:49,724
You're all right, kid.
466
00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:52,862
[inspirational music]
467
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:55,206
♪ ♪
468
00:19:55,206 --> 00:19:58,931
[drumming]
469
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,758
♪ ♪
470
00:20:05,655 --> 00:20:08,344
Clyde, I'm sorry
I didn't listen to you.
471
00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:10,206
The truth is,
472
00:20:10,206 --> 00:20:14,655
I became your manager
because I wanted to help you.
473
00:20:14,655 --> 00:20:17,758
Then I made it all about me.
474
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:22,344
So I came here to tell you
that I'm firing myself.
475
00:20:22,344 --> 00:20:25,517
I don't want to be your manager
with a plan-ager anymore.
476
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:28,758
I want to be your friend
till the end.
477
00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:30,758
And that will always be true,
478
00:20:30,758 --> 00:20:34,344
whether you play
with the Bucket Bashers or not.
479
00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:37,344
I know I messed things up
really bad,
480
00:20:37,344 --> 00:20:40,586
but if you ever want
to hang out,
481
00:20:40,586 --> 00:20:42,137
here's my card.
482
00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:45,413
[gentle music]
483
00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:52,551
♪ ♪
484
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,965
To being reunited
with my comedy partner
485
00:20:54,965 --> 00:20:56,724
and to my dad
for helping me get there.
486
00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:59,689
All right.
Whoo-hoo!
487
00:20:59,689 --> 00:21:01,103
To getting my first A
488
00:21:01,103 --> 00:21:04,413
and to Luna for helping me
realize I'm smart.
489
00:21:04,413 --> 00:21:06,551
All right.
Toast to that.
490
00:21:06,551 --> 00:21:08,275
And now you know
all that stuff
491
00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:10,137
about Coolidge.
- I do?
492
00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:12,137
You know, Lincoln,
the Bucket Bashers used to open
493
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:13,620
for The Doo Dads.
494
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,275
- I'm out of the business, Dad.
- OK.
495
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,620
Hey, speaking of show biz,
when's Clyde showing up?
496
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,517
I thought he was supposed
to sit in with these guys.
497
00:21:20,517 --> 00:21:22,965
I don't think
Clyde's showing up.
498
00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:26,344
Well, think again.
499
00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:28,103
Sometimes
you just gotta dive in.
500
00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:30,724
A really good friend
told me that.
501
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,689
Now, if you guys
will excuse me,
502
00:21:32,689 --> 00:21:35,137
I have to go follow my dream.
503
00:21:35,137 --> 00:21:36,344
Here's my card.
504
00:21:36,344 --> 00:21:38,827
[bucket drumming]
505
00:21:38,827 --> 00:21:45,827
♪ ♪
506
00:21:52,137 --> 00:21:53,517
[cheers and applause]
507
00:21:53,517 --> 00:21:56,517
Go, Clyde! Whoo!
508
00:21:56,517 --> 00:21:59,000
♪ ♪
509
00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:03,600
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