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I'd�like�another�chance to�get�better�at�this.
My�mom�died.
I�can't�do�anything�that's too�real�right�now.
[Dre] God,�I�love�you.
Call�me�when�that�heart�heals. I'll�come�running.
Let's�just�cancel�the�finale.
It's�not�fucking�worth�it.
-What�are�you�gonna�do? -I'm�gonna�make�a�fucking�show.
[gasps]�Piddles!
My�cat�is�stuck�in�a�tree.
-Hi,�Alice. -[Alice]�Thank�you�very�much,
everybody, present�company�excluded.
That's�the�guy,�that's�her�ex.
Hey!�Get�away�from�my�daughter!
Can�you�believe�how�wrong�they all�are�about�the�situation?
They're�right.
He�has�all�the�power.
I�still�really�want to�be�friends.
I'm�still�in�love�with�you.
So,�no�dice�for�now.
[Tess] Why�do�you�get to�make�up�all�the�rules?
You�get�to�fuck�whoever you�want.
I�can't�do�this�anymore.
"I�am�grateful�for�my�donor."
Donor�for�what?
-Baby. -Baby.
[excited�screaming]
I�want�to�spend the�rest�of�my�life�with�you.
[Bette] Same.
I�love�you.
I�love�you,�too.
upbeat�music
This�day�feels�like
Nothing�but�the�right�vibes
This�could�be�the�good�life
Doesn't�get�better�than�this
We�got�the�cake right�here,�Alice.
-Oh,�great,�thanks�so�much. -You�want�it�in�the�fridge?
Um,�yeah,�the�walk-in�fridge will�be�great.
-I�did�it,�I�got�the�cake. -You�want�these�on�the�tables?
I�don't�know�about�weddings.
[singsongy] Don't�ask�me�questions.
-Two�hours�till�guests�arrive. -Thanks.�Why�am�I�doing�this?
Where�is�the�wedding�planner?
Morphine�candy,�baby
You're�the�one...
[Tristan] Tristan�for�Kimmy?
Go�for�Kimmy, go�for�Kimmy.
[Tristan] Can�you�come�to�the�garden?
No,�I�can't,�I'm�reading�emails.
Heart's�on�fire, you're�under�my�gun
I�hope�that�you're�ready
-Hi,�there. -Hi.
This�is�actually�empty, but�if�you�want�to�go
just�across�the�property, there's�another�bathroom
just�past�the�big�tree, keep�walking,�you�can't�miss�it.
That's�a�pretty�dress.
-Beautiful. -Yeah.�Nice�color.
Bye-bye.
Okay,�clear.
Can�you�understand�me
Speaking�in�tongues...
[moaning]
Oh,�fuck.
[moaning]
Let�me�be�your�doctor
I�promise�I�can�help�you...
Oh,�my�God,�you're�so�hot.
Oh,�God.�Don't�look�at�me.
[grunting]
Sorry�I'm�wearing hippie�deodorant.
[moaning]
Oh,�fuck.
Electrocute�me
Show�me�you�can
Light�me�up�inside using�your�hands
I�know�that�it's�scary
But,�baby,�be�bad�for�me
Did�you,�um,�put�the�favors
in�the�center�of�the�table,�like right�there�by�the�entrance?
Yeah.
[Tina]�You�know, I�just�want�to�make�sure
everybody�knows�to�grab�them when�they're�walking�out.
They'll�know.
[Tina]�Do�you�think�the�heat is�on�in�here?
It's�like�so�hot.
-Does�this�open? -[clunking]
There's�no�latch.
Oh,�my�God,�it�doesn't�open.
I'm�hot.�Are�you�hot?
You�think�maybe�it's�possible that�you're�having�a�hot�flash?
Ugh,�what?�No.
I�can't�be.
I-I�think�the�heat's�on in�there.
[Bette]�Here,�come�get a�glass�of�water.
No,�I...
I'm�done�with�all�that,�right?
Happy�wedding�day.
Wow,�you�look�amazing.
Really?�Thanks.
Yeah,�I�thought�so,�too.
I�couldn't�decide on�a�dress,�but...
[Bette] Oh,�I�can�see�that.
-So�you�got�a�twofer. -I�did.
Um,�listen,�good�news.
The�cake�has�arrived.
It�is�here.�My�job�is�done.
[Bette] Thanks�for�handling�that.
-Yeah. -And�the�booze.
The...?
You�were�responsible�for the�cake�and�the�booze.
-Cake�and�the�booze,�I�know. -[Tina]�Yeah.
Tina,�I�almost�finished your�sentence.
The�cake�and�booze. I've�been�saying�it�all�week.
-[mouthing] -[Tina]�Ugh,�I'm�burning�up.
Oh,�my�God.�I'm�burning�up.
The�heat's�on�in�here. I�just�know�it.
-Can�you�see�my�sweat... -[mouthing]
-...through�this�shirt? -You�know�what?
-Why�don't�we- -This�is�a�nightmare.
Come�on,�let's�go�find�a�place for�you�to�cool�off.
[Tina]�Good�idea. I�think�the�walls�in�here...
It's�gonna�be�such�a�great�day.
[Tina]�...are�just starting�to�close�in.
I-I�saw�an�ice�machine down�the�hall.
[Bette] I�have�a�better�idea.
Fuck�me.�Okay...
Oh,�my�God.�How�am�I...?
Hi.�Oh,�hi.
-How�are�you? -Great.
-What? -Bad�news.
-Already? -Yeah.�No�alcohol.
[groans]�Wasn't�that�your�job?
Yeah,�but...�Actually, why�wasn't�it�your�job?
You�own�a�bar.
Because�I�did�their�hair.
-Well,�that's�true,�I�guess. -Yeah.
-Hey. -Hey.
-[Shane]�Hi. -[Kimmy]�Hi�to�you.
-Hello�to�you. -Yeah.
Uh,�thank�you�so�much for�your�help�back�there.
-[Kimmy]�Absolutely. -Oh,�yeah.
I�mean, I'm�a�Capricorn�moon,�so...
-I�love�to�serve. -Oh,�yeah.
-Pragmatic. -Absolutely.
-You�might�want�to... -Oh,�fuck.
-That's,�uh... -Anyway,�I�want�to
-double-check�with�that. -Sorry,�hold�on.�Yeah,�yeah?
[Tristan] The�fucking�roses keep�stabbing�me.
Okay,�there's�no�need�to�pop an�attitude,�Tristan.
-Busy? -I�wasn't�the�one�who�was
supposed�to�de-thorn�the�roses. Okay,�you�know�what?
I'm�coming,�I'm�coming.
[Tristan] Yeah,�come�now.
Just�keep�coming�all�day. Uh-huh.�Yep.
So�you�did�the�hair�and you�did�the�wedding�planner.
Okay.
I�hate�to�tell�you�this.
-What? -We�have�to�call�Tess.
I�don't�think�so,
I�haven't�spoken�to�her since�she�threw
a�bottle�at�my�fucking�head.
Okay.�It�is�Bette�and�Tina's wedding�day.
There�is�no�champagne for�the�toast.
There�is�no�Aperol for�an�Aperol�spritz.
Shane,�you�got�to�call�her, I'm�sorry.
I�wanna�push�it
I'm�out�here�pushing, pushing�all�my�limits
You're�gettin'�started when�I'm�at�the�finish...
[sighs]
All�your�talk�is�cheap
So�come�on�over�here...
Oh,�my�God.
You�keep�on�talkin'�talkin', all�your�talk�is�cheap
So�come�on�over�here and�prove�yourself�to�me...
[door�opening]
Hey.
-Hi. -I�was�hoping�that�was�you.
[Tess] Yeah...
[Finley] You,�uh...
You�got�to�come�over to�see�the�new�place.
I�would�love�that.
-Yeah? -Yes.
It's�a�sublet.
Because�I�don't�know about�school�yet,
so�it's�not�perfect.
That's�okay.
Like�you�got�to�clap�before you�go�into�the�bathroom
because�there's... So�the�roaches�scatter.
You're-you're�joking,�right?
[Finley] No.�And�the�stove�doesn't�work.
How�are�you�gonna�eat,�sweetie?
It's�gonna�be�great.
I'm�gonna�go�get�my�toaster from�Sophie's.
It's�a�good�one, multifunctional.
I�don't�have�any�furniture really.
It's�kind�of�bare�bones in�there.
I�don't�have�any...
I�have�to�get�all�new�stuff.
Oh,�no.�You're�sad.�I'm�sorry.
-Hey.�You�okay? -[Tess�sighs]
Ugh,�I�just�can't�believe�that this�is�my�life�right�now.
Okay,�well,�fuck�Shane.
You�don't�have�to�say�that, I�know�that�you�love�her.
No,�I�don't,�I�love�you.
Come�here.
You're�so�cute.
You�want�to�come�stay at�mine�for�a�while?
Mm,�no,�the�roaches�were�not a�good�selling�point.�No.
-[phone�buzzing] -But�I'm�gonna�be�there.
Oh.�Um...�It's�Shane.
[lively�chatter]
[Sophie]�Basically, they�told�you�they�love�you
and�you�ghosted�them.
Oh.�Look�at�that,�the�flower budget�very�high,�huh?
-Yeah.�It's�really�good. -How�the�hell�did�they
pull�this�big-ass�wedding�off?
Well,�everybody�did�something.
-Oh. -I�found�the�place.
-You�did? -Mm-hmm.�Yeah.
I�know�the�family who�owns�the�property.
Oh,�who�owns�it?
-Okay,�so- -D-Bag!
Hi,�babe!
-Hi. -[both�laughing]
Yeah,�that�makes�sense.
Oh.
-Damn,�Soph,�you�look�hot. -Doesn't�she?
Good.�I'm�trying�to�get�laid tonight,�so...
Oh,�shit.�There's�Alice. Hide�me,�hide�me,�hide�me.
-Hide�me,�hide�me. -She's�not�gonna�fire�you.
Well,�she�hasn't�spoken�to�me in,�like,�two�weeks.
You're�on�hiatus.
I�aired�the�finale�without�her.
And�you�fucking crushed�it,�okay?
I�did.�I�did�do�that,�didn't�I?
-[Dani]�You�did. -[Roxy]�If�she�does�fire�you,
I�can�get�you�a�gig�as�an adventure�guide�in�Costa�Rica.
-It's�a�fucking�blast. -Oh,�my�God.
You're�so�funny.�Thank�you.
-Yeah. -Okay,�you�know�what?
-I'm�gonna�go�talk�to�her. -[Roxy]�Do�it.
-Wish�me�luck. -[Dani]�Mm-hmm.
-Go�get�'em. -Going.
Let's�get�something�to�drink.
-Oh,�there's,�uh,�no�booze�here. -[Dani]�There's�no�booze?
No,�but,�uh...
I�got�molly.
Oh,�uh,�no.
No,�no,�molly doesn't�work�on�me.
Oh,�well,�no�harm�in�trying.
Come�on.
Why�are�you�like�this?
You'll�love�it.�Do�it.
I've�got�a�feeling...
-Mmm. -That's�nasty.
Ugh.
Give�me�that.�Please?
-Sorry. -I'm�going,�I'm�going.
I�want�to�spit�it�out.�Ugh.
They�won't�believe�it when�it�comes
Ugh.
All�I�ever�needed�was to�give�it...
[exhales] Let's�party.
[both�laughing]
[Tina]�Mm,�this�feels�amazing. Oh,�my�God.
Wow,�I�got�to�hand�it�to�you.
The�walk-in�fridge,�good�idea. That�was�brilliant.
Oh,�good.
My�next�plan�was�to�put a�fan�next�to�the�ice�sculpture,
like�DIY�a�whole�air conditioner,�or�something.
This�is�working.
Yeah,�I�feel�better�already.
Good.
Am�I�being�a�monster?
No,�no.
I�wouldn't�use�that�word.
You�just�seem...�stressed.
We-we�didn't�have a�big�wedding�before.
I�know.
We�just�went�to�the�courthouse.
Yeah,�that�was�fun,�too.
But�our�friends�were�pissed.
-It's�not�about�them. -It�is.
They�have�been�on�this very�long�journey�with�us.
And�I�want�them�to�see�us happy,�like�this.
Okay,�when�you�put�it that�way,�yes.
Yes,�I�want�that�for�them,�too.
Good.
[Tina�laughs]
-You�ready? -Yeah.
I�am�very�ready.
Come�on.
-[handle�clunking] -Let�me...
[Tina�grunts]�This�handle.
Let�me�just...�Oh!
-Oh,�shit.�Oh,�my�God. -Oh,�no.
Oh,�my�God,�no.
Oh,�here,�you�know�what? I�got�it,�I�got�it.
-Oh,�shit.�Okay. -I'm�just�gonna�put-�first,
let's�just...�[groans]
Oh,�fuck.�Okay.
Wait,�turn�it,�turn�it... Like�punch�it�again.
-[Bette]�Oh,�my�God. -Oh,�it's�in.
-It's�in,�it's�gonna�open. -Nope.
Shit.
Hello?
Hey,�we're�in�here!
Hello?
Watching�you�die
With�my�own�eyes
How�will�you�last...
[Alice]�Thank�God�for�Tess. Um,�question.
There's�like�a�lot�of�tequila, right?�It's�not�just�one?
Okay,�'cause�it's�like a�hundred�people.
-Hey,�Alice. -You�can�go�over�there.
Thank�you.
-Hi. -Ugh.
Hi,�Alice. I�know�you�can�hear�me.
-Oh,�my�God. -Hi.
I...�didn't�hear�you,�Sophie.
That's...�I... It's�like�a�wedding
-and�it's�loud�and�it's... -Okay,�listen.
I�know�you've�been�avoiding�me
and�if�I�did�a�shit�job with�the�show,�you�can�tell�me.
Really,�it's�fine.
All�right,�let's�talk about�it,�Sophie.
Let's�just�lay�it�all�out.
By�the�cheese.
Um,�the�network�called�me.
And�they�loved�the�finale.
They�want�to�promote�you, Sophie.�Next�season.
-What? -Do�you�see�your�face?
Do�you�see�the�shock�that�you're feeling?�Can�you�imagine�me?
When�I�picked�up�the�phone and�I�was�like,�"Uh..."
It�was�like�that�times�a hundred,�but�yet�here�we�are.
Yeah,�okay,�I�get�that�you're still�pissed�about�me
airing�the�show�without�you.
It�wasn't�my�favorite.
But�I'm�glad�it�was�a�success
because�I�would�never want�to�let�you�down.
That's�a�really�nice�way to�put�it.
So...
So...?
Are�we�good?
Yeah,�we're...�Yeah,�we're�good.
Just�was�getting�really�used to�being�mad�at�you.
Oh,�this�is�great.
I�was�just�so�worried I�was�gonna�have�to�spend...
-[guest]�Alice! -Oh,�my�God!�Shut�up!
...this�entire�wedding drinking�my�feelings,�you�know?
But�now�I�can�just�focus�on having�fun
and�getting�fucked,�you�know?
Getting�laid...
Oh,�now�I'm�just talking�to�myself.
Great.
Well,�if�it�makes�you�feel any�better,�I�was�listening.
[Sophie] Oh...
Um...�well,�woof, I'm�just�embarrassed.
No,�no.�No,�actually,�weddings are�great�places�to�get�laid.
So,�I�think�your�goal is�achievable.
Oh.�Do�you?
Pippa�Pascal.
Sophie�Suarez.
-Hey,�Soph.�Hi. -[Pippa]�Hi.
[Finley] You�look�great.�Wow.
Thanks.
-Good�luck. -What?�Uh...
Oh,�shit,�were�you�two�like...
No.
Okay,�real�quick,�um, I'm�gonna�need�my�toaster�back.
What�toaster?
The�toaster�in�the�bungalow.
-That's�not�your�toaster. -Yes,�it�is.
-No,�it�isn't. -Yes,�it�is.�I�picked�it�out.
And�I�paid�for�it.
No,�we-we�split�it.
Okay,�then�why�don't�you�just get�your�own�damn�toaster?
Because�I�want�my�toaster.
-Okay. -Look,�this�is�what�I'm-a�do.
I'm�gonna�send�you my�new�address.
You�do�the�right�thing
and�you're�gonna�drop�it�off at�your�earliest�convenience.
-Oh,�am�I? -Or�I'll�pick�it�up.
You�know,�either�way.
[Sophie�chuckles]
gentle�music
[Maribel] Ooh,�you�know�what? I�like�"Rafael."
Ooh,�"Raph"�for�short?
I�was�thinking�something more�androgynous.
You�know,�I�had�a�Postmate the�other�day�named�Orion,�so...
You�want�our�kid�to�be�named after�a�Postmates�guy?
I�mean,�the�food�was�on�time.
You're�ridiculous.
Here�you�go,�little�fella.
You�do�realize�it's�not a�baby�yet,�right?
Well,�I�mean,�it�will�be.
Eventually. Can�you,�can�you�believe�that?
-What? -It�goes�from�a�canister
-to�a�baby�in�nine�months. -No�shit.
And,�well,�technically�ten with�the�gestation,
-give�or�take. -You�know,
I�keep�having�these little�daydream�moments
of�all�of�us�together.
Same.�Oh,�my�God,
I�can�totally�picture�us in�the�kitchen
baking�Christmas�cookies.
-Oh,�I�know. -Making�a�mess.
I,�like,�want�to�give�them little�baths.
Oh,�me,�too. Their�little�tummies.
Oh,�my�God,�yes.
[sighs]�Here�we�go.
Okay.�Ooh,�the�big�reveal.
-[Micah]�It's�finally�happening. -Here�we�go.
Come�on.�Almost�there.
-Ooh. -Dad's�coming.
Oh,�my�God,�it's�a�magic�show.
-[Micah�chuckles]�Ta-da! -[gasps]
Oh,�my�God.
We're�really�doing�this.
-There�you�are. -[Micah]�Oh.�Moment�of�truth.
-Oh. -Huh.
It's,�uh,�it's�blue.�[chuckles]
We�really�paid�$700�for�that?
Is�there�enough?
Honestly?�I�don't�think�so.
-You�want�to�warm�it�up? -Yeah.
We�have�to.
-[Micah]�Here�you�go. -[Maribel]�Thank�you.
-[Micah]�Got�it?�Okay. -[Maribel]�Yep.
-It�looks�like�Gatorade. -[laughs]
Let's�see�what�we�got.
Oh,�love�instructions.
[Micah] What�else�is�in�here?
How�many�pages�are�these?
-Insemination�syringes. -Okay...
Oh,�what�is�that?
-Catheter.�[chuckles] -Okay.
[Micah] This�is�a�lot�of�stuff.
Like�this�thing.
What�is�this�even�for?
whimsical�music
Hey!
Working�it
You�got�it,�you�got�it
You're�listening
This�is�it, you're�feeling�it
Don't�fight�the�beaters�out
You�gotta�free�them�now
Kick�off�your�shoes, you�know...
[Tess]�Josh, take�that�cart�to�the�back.
Go�clean�it�and�make�sure�that the�other�bar�is�stocked.
-[Josh]�No�problem. -[Tess]�Thank�you.
Hi.
Hi.
[clears�throat]
I'm�sorry�you�had�to�come and�do�this�last-minute.
Don't�be.�I'm�happy�to�help.
Can�I�get�you�a�beer or�something?
Okay.
Thank�you.
You�don't�have�to�worry.
I�won't�throw�it�at�you.
You�promise?
[laughs]
Thank�you.
You're�welcome.
I�mean,�we�can�both�be�adults for�the�night,�right?
Yeah,�I�think�we�can.
[Alice] Has�anyone�seen�Bette�and�Tina?
Shane,�it's�showtime.
Let's�go.
You�clean�up�nice.
You�always�clean�up�nice.
-[Alice]�Shane? -I�should�go.
I'll�see�ya�out�there.
I�don't�even�care
She's�got�dirty�tricks and�she'll�play�them�on�me
But�I�don't�even�care
I�don't�even�care
I�don't�care
She�knows�it
Lava�dripping, burning�up�the�ocean
She�knows�it,�she�knows�it
Finger�on�the golden�gun,�explosive...
[Denver] That's�my�kind�of�girl.
She�knows�it...
Oh,�yeah?
Oh,�yeah.
Well,�you�look�like my�kind�of�guy.
She�owns�it
Lava�dripping, burning�up�the�ocean
She�knows�it
All�right,�come�on.
Oh.�That's�not�what�I�want.
What�do�you�want?
I�want�your�coke.
Fuck.�[laughs]
It's�that�obvious?
I�mean,�I'm�a�girl�who�knows what�she�wants.
All�right,�all�right.�Okay.
-Yeah? -Hell�yeah.�Let's�fucking�party.
[both�chuckling]
All�right,�let's�get�this...
You�ever�done�this�before?
A�few�times.
Okay.
Did�you�think�that you�were�in�control?
[sniffs�loudly]
[sighs]
Let's�dance...
[lively�chatter,�laughter]
- -[ice�rattling]
[laughter]
[Tina�sighs]
God,�I'm�freezing.
Aren't�you?
No.�Here,�why�don't�you take�this?
Are�you�sure?
-Yeah. -Oh,�thank�you.
[shivering]
There.
What�are�you�doing?
Just�trying�to�make the�most�of�our�time�in�here.
You�want�something?
I�just...�I�really�hate your�attitude�right�now.
Well,�what�would�you�like�me to�be�doing�instead?
I'd�like�for�you to�get�us�out�of�here.
How�am�I�supposed�to�do�that? I'm�not�an�engineer.
I�wouldn't�know�the�first�thing
about�dismantling a�refrigerator.
I�knew�it!
-Oh,�my�God. -Shane,�I�found�them!
They're�doing�it�in�the�walk-in.
What�are�you�doing?
No,�no,�no,�we're�not�doing�it!
-Oh,�you're�not...? -[clamoring]
-It�broke�off!�We're�stuck! -We're�stuck!
-Okay,�okay,�okay,�no�problem. -It'll�be�easy�to�open�it.
-I�think�it's�like�a�twist... -[Shane]�No,�no,�it's�a�pull.
-[Alice]�Push,�push,�yeah. -[Shane]�It's�a�pull.
[metal�clanking]
-Oh. -Oh.
-Oh,�fuck. -It's�fine.
-Don't�worry. -[Alice�stammering]
It's�okay,�it's�okay.
-It's�okay,�we'll�get�you�out. -[Tina]�No.�Will�you,�though?
-There�are�ways�to�do�this. -[Alice]�Obviously.
-Don't�panic.�What?�What? -Shane.
-I�got�it.�Whack�it. -Oh,�my�God.
[Shane] No.�What�the�hell
am�I�supposed�to�do�with�this? I'm�not�whacking�this.
-Okay,�um... -No.
You�know�what�I'm�gonna�do? I'm�gonna�call�911.
-Again,�again. -Great.�Good�idea.
-Got�'em�on�speed�dial. -Um,�hang�tight.
[Shane]�You�know, you�should�get�a�punch�card.
Okay,�it's�gonna�work�out.
See,�look,�it's�gonna�work�out.
I�just�hate�your�positivity.
Don't�be�so�positive�right�now.
Okay,�look,�do�you�want�me to�say�it's�a�disaster?
Of�course�it's�a�disaster. We're�stuck�in�a�fridge
on�our�wedding�day,�but�you�know what�I'm�not�gonna�do?
I-I'm�not...�I'm�not�gonna�start yelling�about�it.
Well,�why�not?
That�would�be�a�perfectly reasonable�thing�to�do.
Because�I�have�worked�really hard�to�quiet�those�parts�of�me
so�I�wouldn't�hurt�you�and�I�am afraid�that�if�I�let�them�out,
then�I�won't�be�able�to shove�them�back�inside.
I�love�those�parts�of�you.
You�do?
Yes.
-I�love�all�the�parts. -[knocking]
[Alice] Good�news.
Okay,�really,�really, really�good�news.
And�just�a�little�bit of�bad�news.
Okay,�but�the�good�news�is�that the�fire�department's�coming
and�they're�gonna�get you�out�of�here.
Yeah,�but�the�bad�news�is�that there's�a�fire�in�La�Cañada,
and�they�don't�know�when�they can�send�someone�over�here.
-[Tina]�Fuck. -Right.�Just�like
-a�little�bit�of�a�delay. -Fuck.�This�is
fucking�ridiculous. I�can't�fucking�believe�this.
-All�right,�look... -Fucking...
Um,�look,�I'm�not�gonna tell�them.�They�said�hours.
-Goddamn�it. -Look,�we�are�gonna
get�out�of�here,�okay?
We�are,�all�right?
But�before�we�do,�we�have�to establish�a�new�rule.
Okay.
It's�just�like�we were�doing�in�therapy.
We�have�to�put our�relationship�first.
-Yes.�Yes. -Okay?
-I�will,�I�promise.�I�will. -Yes.
We�have�to�promise to�be�our�whole�selves.
A�hundred�percent�of�the�time.
Are�you�sure?
-Yes. -Like�a�hundred�percent?
You�have�to�trust that�the�peaceful,
calm�parts�of�you will�still�be�there.
Alice!�Alice!
Call�Tasha�right�now�and�get�us
the�fuck�out�of�here�because�I
am�going�to�marry the�love�of�my�life
today�if�it�is�the�last fucking�thing�that�I�do!
-Go!�Go,�go,�go,�go! -Okay,�yes,�ma'am.
Will�you�just�say�"please"?
Shane,�can�we�use�your�phone?
optimistic�music
Better?
-Yes. -Okay.
Yeah.�[chuckles]
That's�it.
[chuckling]
Yes,�Dre,�and�of�course I�want�you�to�come�because...
[sniffs�forcefully]
I�love�you.
If�I�say�it�three�times,�will�it make�up�for�not�saying�it
when�I�should've?
[inhales�deeply]
-I�love�you. -[Roxy]�Yo,�Dani.
I�love�you.
[Roxy]�All�right, that's�enough,�bro.
Get�off�the�phone.
You�are�rolling way�too�hard�for�that.
I�am�not.
I�don't�even�feel anything�right�now.
I�just�love�them.
Like,�Dre�is�so�nice.
And�special�and�normal.
God,�my�jaw�hurts.
You�need�candy. You're�rolling.
Here,�guys.�Uh,�they�didn't have�any�Hi-Chews
-but�they�had�these. -Ooh.
-Yes. -There�you�go.
-Thank�you. -Mm-hmm.
Is�it...?�Hi,�hi.
Hi,�everybody.
So,�we're�experiencing a�bit�of�a�delay.
Um,�seems�the�brides�are�stuck in�a�refrigerator.
[laughter]
You�know,�I�look�at�it�like Bette�and�Tina
took�a�long,�winding�road to�their�marriage
so�we're�gonna�take�a�long, winding�road�to�their�ceremony.
And�we'll�do�the�whole "I�do"�thing�later.
Uh,�other�than�that,�enjoy the�open�bar.�That�was�me.
Whoo!�Yeah!
[Alice] And�that's�it,�have�fun.
Lots�of�snacks.�Yeah.�Okay.
[gasps]
I've�been�busy�as�a�busy�bee
Oh,�my�gosh.
Does�she�know�that�this is�like�elevator�music?
[Dani] This�is�my�fucking�jam.
Oh,�she's�gone.
Man,�I�miss�that�Dani.
-[Sophie]�Wow. -[Roxy]�She�gone-gone.
Look�at�her, she�looks�so�pretty.
You�go,�Dani.�Drop�it�lower.
[Sophie�laughing]
Aww.
You�sure�you're�not�feeling�it?
Fly�girls�do�it�like�this
Money�and�all�the�fly shh�you�want
Fly�girls�do�it�like�this
Watch�your�mouth, check�your�tongue...
[music�playing�quietly]
[laughing] I�don't�know,�I�don't�know...
I�just,�I�really�love this�song,�right?
And�it�loves�you.�It�loves�you.
Nice�meeting�you,�Sophie�Suarez. I'm�out.
Nice...�Nice...
Nice�to�meet�you,�too.
Fuck.
Are�you�hitting�that?
You�should.�You�should. You�should.
That-�that's�Pippa�Pascal.
She's,�like,�this�super principled�Topanga�Canyon,
like,�hippie�artist. She�dated�Bette.
-And�she- -Bette?�Bette�Porter?
[Dani] Yes,�Bette�Porter.
And�she�totally�thinks I'm�the�devil,
but�I�love�her.
-Okay. -She's,�like,�so�pretty.
-She's�so�pretty. -Yeah,�please�go�have�some�fun.
-Yeah? -Yes,�go�have�fun.
-I�should�go? -Fun�is�so�fun.
-You�think�so? -Yeah.
Oh,�my�God,�okay,�okay,�okay. Hold�this,�hold�this.
-Bye-bye! -Do�it,�do�it,�do�it!
Yeah. [sighs]
-[sobbing] -Oh,�hey,�hey,�hey,�hey.
W-What's�wrong?
[sniffling]
I�just�love�Sophie.
[chuckles]�Okay.
I�never�thought�that we'd�be�friends�again.
But�we�are.�We're�like... We're�really�friends.
[sniffling]
-You're�rolling. -Okay,�yeah,�I�think
-I'm�feeling�something�now. -Yeah.
-[Pippa]�Thank�you. -Absolutely.�Be�right�back.
Hey,�hey.
Are�you�leaving?
Like...�for�good?
I�mean,�they�haven't even�gotten�married�yet.
You�know,�I'm�happy�for�them,
but�not�happy�enough to�wait�this�out.
Fair�enough.
I�mean,�it's�very�evolved�of�you
to�even�show�up�at�an�ex's wedding.�I�get�it.
Oh,�so�you've�been�sniffing around�about�me?
Just�a�little�bit.
Mm-hmm,�a�little�bit.
-[both�laughing] -[Pippa]�Okay...
But�don't�give�me too�much�credit.
I'm�not�exactly�upset�that they're�locked�in�a�fridge.
-You�feel? -Wow,�okay.
This�level�of�petty? I�really�aspire�to�it.
-[laughs] -It's�good,�it's�good.
That'd�be�me.�Well,�as�long�as it�doesn't�hurt�anybody,�right?
Right.
Well...�before�you�go,
do�you�want�to�have some�harmless�fun?
You�know,�real�fast? A�little Tokyo�Drift?
[laughing]
[cans�rattling]
Congratulations.
-Thank�you! -Bye!
I'm-a�take�that�as�a�yes
I'll�take�that�as�a�yes
Oh,�my�God.
Guys?
Over�there.
-Hey,�guys?�Hi! -[Tina]�Hi!
Angie.�Oh,�my�God! It's�so�good�to�see�you.
It's�good�to�see�you,�too.
Are�you�okay?
-[Bette]�Yeah. -[Tina]�Yeah.
Hi.�Congratulations on�your�big�day.
What�the�fuck�is�he�doing�here?
Thanks�for�asking.
Yeah,�I�was�thinking�about�our conversation�we�had�earlier.
-Uh-huh. -And�I�decided�that
all�you�need�to�do�is�just to�get�to�know�him�better.
No.�No.
I�don't�need�to�get to�know�him�better,�okay?
So,�unless�he's�willing�to acknowledge�the�power�dynamics,
then�there's�really�nothing to�discuss,�for�fuck's�sake.
-I'm�just�gonna�go. -No,�no,�no,�no,�please.
-Yeah. -No.
Please,�please,�please.
-Angie,�this-this�was�a�mistake. -Hendrix,
-it's�not�a�mistake. -Hey,�I�would've�loved
to�spend�more�time�with�you before�I�go,
-but�I�don't�think- -Go?�Go�where?
New�York.
I'm�moving�there.
-I'm�sorry,�what? -Um,�my�book
got�a�bite�from�a�pretty�major publishing�house.
-Oh,�my�God. -And�I-I�was�trying�to�find
the�right�time�to�tell�you, and�I�don't�think...
I�thought�we�had�something�real.
What�the�fuck are�you�talking�about?
-Hey,�hey,�this- -Don't�do�that.
Don't�try�to�act�like�you actually�give�a�shit.
Okay,�this�is�something�real, but�I�need
to�focus�on�myself.
And�my�career.
-[scoffs] -And�obviously�I�don't�want
it�to�be�this�way,�but-
No,�have�fun�in�New�York writing�your�fucking�book.
I�hope�it�gets�better�reviews than�the�first�one.
-Because�yikes. -Okay,
you�don't�have to�be�mean�about�it.
You�know�what?
Go�fuck�yourself,�Hendrix!
somber�music
[exhales�shakily]
I�just...
Just...�Just�don't�say I�told�you�so.
Yeah,�it�says�it's�idiot-proof, but...�I�can't�do�it.
I�hear�that,�but�you�need to�relax,�babe.
The�clock�is�literally�ticking on�this�sperm.
No,�I�just, I-I�feel�like�I'm�dying
or�something�right�now, I-I�can't�breathe.
You're�not�gonna�die.
Look,�we're�about�to�have this�cute�little�baby.
You�can�die�after.
What�if�we�do�die�after?
You�know,�the�kid�will�be so�messed�up,�I�just...
We're�not�gonna�die.
You�can't�know�that�for�sure.
Okay,�well,�we'll�write�a�will.
[Micah�sighs]
pensive�music
-What�if�you�die? -Well,�if�I�die,
I'm�gonna�take�you�with�me.
No.�During�childbirth. Or�after.
I�don't�know�enough�about your�disability�yet.
Are�you�fucking�kidding�me right�now?�Seriously?
This�is�the�conversation we're�having?
The�heart�is�a�muscle.
I�mean,�sure,�there�could be�complications,�Micah.
-But�all�of�the�doctors�told- -Labor�is�intense.
I�can�fucking�handle�it.
I�want�to�talk�about�what happens�if�you�can't.
I�don't�want�to�talk�about�it.
Lost�my�way
To�try�to�find�you
Walked�on�ice and�then�I�fell�through
Fallin'�so�fast...
[Tess]�Oh,�my�God. This�is�exactly�what�I�need.
Oh,�shit.�[laughing]
[sniffing]
[Tess] Dude,�give�me�another.
Rough�day?
My�ex�is�here.
[Tess] So,�yeah.
[sniffing]
[laughing]
[Denver] They�are�missing�out.
Yeah,�no�shit.
[both�laughing]
I�wish�I�could�see
[Denver] All�right.
[both�laughing]
Through�your�eyes
[Pippa] Can�I�brag?
Oh,�you�better.
The�Hammer�has�offered�me my�first�career�retrospective.
Oh,�my�God.
You're�incredible.
Well,�thank�you.
-Mm-hmm. -Thank�you.
And�what�about�you? I�mean,�how�did�you-
-[Sophie�sighs] -How�did�you�start�working
for�Alice? Like,�what�was�your�path?
Well,�I�made�two�social justice-y�docs...
Oh,�that's�what's�up.
...coming�out�of�grad�school.
And�then�the�second�one made�its�way�to�Sundance.
Okay.
-Sundance. -Yeah.
Sundance,�we�were�there.
And�Alice�saw�it,
and�she�was�really�impressed,
so�she�called�me�and�I�just couldn't�believe�it�was�her
and�she�said, "Hey,�it's�Alice�Pieszecki,"
I�died�and...
-Right. -I've�been�working�for�her
ever�since.
Wow.�Wow.�What�a�ride.
-Yeah. -What�a�ride.
So,�what's�next?
Well,�actually...
uh,�she�just�promoted�me.
-Nice. -Yeah.
I�meant�though, what�are�you�making�next?
Like�what's�your�next�doc�about?
Oh,�um...�[laughs]
Eh?�[laughs]
[sighs]�Um,�I...
I�guess�I'm�still�trying to�figure�that�out.
[sighs]�Well,�I�applied to�this�grant,�but...
with�the�promotion,�I�just...
I�don't�think it's�the�right�time.
Mmm.
Is�it�ever�the�right�time?
Just�got�to�make�a�move,�right?
-Yeah. -It's�a�winding�road.
But�you're�on�it.
gentle�music
[cow�moos]
[both�laughing]
Really,�cow?
[Sophie] Oh,�my�God.
Damn�you,�cow.
[laughing]�I�guess�we,�uh, should�be�making�our�way�back.
-Yeah,�I�guess. -Yeah.
Good�evening,�ladies�and�sir.
Bye,�cows.
[laughing]
So,�uh,�are�you�staying?
Um...
Can't�leave�now,�can�I?
[both�chuckling]
upbeat�music
I�think�I�just won�the�lottery...
You're�so�pretty.
Fuck,�it's�about�time you�noticed.
I've�just�been,�like, standing�next�to�you�all�day.
I�always�think�you're�pretty.
-Oh,�shit.�My�friend's�here. -Who?
G!�What�up,�dude?
Rox,�what's�good?
It's�so�good�to�see�you.
G-Flip,�hi.�How�do you�two�know�each�other?
-Vegas. -Vegas.
They�were�out�of�tonic so�I�just�went�straight�gin.
Thank�you,�darling.
[Dani] Shut.�Up.
I'm�sorry,�I�love�your�show. [laughs]
And�you�are�like�so�much prettier�in�person.�Wow.
She's�the�hottest.
That's�really�sweet.�Thank�you.
I�actually�dated�a�lesbian realtor�named�Gigi�Ghorbani.
-Do�you�know�her? -[Chrishell]�Oh,�my�God,�yes.
I�love�her.�I�actually want�her�for�next�season.
Baby,�what's�her�fiancée's name�again?
-I�think�it's�Nat. -Nat!
Yeah,�remember�she�likes public�sex?
I�love�them.
I�feel�like�they'd be�so�perfect�for�the�show.
-Don't�you�guys�think? -Did�you�say...
Did�you�say�fiancée?�Fiancée?
Hey,�are�you�okay?
We�can�go�if�you�want.
Aha.
I�knew�I�had�gum.
Yo,�focus.
Are�you�okay?
Do...
[sighs]
Gigi�loves�gum.
I�think�I�did�it.
What�did�you�do?
I�think�I'm�finally�over�her.
Ha!
Hell�yeah,�you�are.
[Dani] I�wish�this�was�real.
This�is�real.
No.
You're�gonna�go back�to�Costa�Rica
and�you're�gonna�forget about�me.
I'm�not.
Mm?
I�got�a�condo�in�Echo�Park.
-No,�you�didn't. -Yeah,�I�did.
I�told�you�to�call�me when�your�heart�healed
and�you�called,�so...�I'm�here.
Why�didn't�you�tell�me this�earlier?
Oh,�'cause�you�were�talking about�Dre�all�day,�I�got...
some�self-respect.
So,�you're�really�staying?
-Yeah. -You're�really...?�For�real?
Yeah,�I�really�am.
Late�night,�sunset
Skin�so�sun-kissed
Get�so�high, we�feel�so�weightless...
[Alice] Thank�you�for�coming.
-[saw�whirring] -[Tasha]�Surprised�you�called
since�you�ran�away�from�me the�last�time�I�saw�you.
[Alice] Well,�it�was�an�emergency,
so,�you�know,�I�put�aside my�feelings...
[whirring�stops]
...for�the�greater�good.
-Mm.�Okay. -[firefighter]�Stand�back.
One,�two,�three.
-[gasping] -[Alice]�Oh,�okay.
-Oh,�you're�freezing. -I�know.�I�know.
Whoa.
-Hey.�How�are�you? -Tasha,�hey.
Thank�you�for�saving�us. Oh,�my�God.
Yes,�of�course.
Please�stay�if�you�want.
[Tasha] Yeah,�yeah.�Thank�you.
-So�good�to�see�you. -We�got�to�go�get�ready.
All�right,�congratulations.
They�want�you�to�say.
-See�that? -What?
That,�right�there.
That's�how�you�greet�a�person when�they�save�you.
Or�your�kitten.
gentle�music
-Jesus,�I�am�not�ignoring�you. -Yeah.
-Yeah,�you�are. -Any�of�us�could�die
at�any�given�moment.
Why�won't�you�just�admit�that
-it's�different�with�you? -That's�how�you�see�me?
-Fragile?�Breakable? -No.
But�we�have�to�talk�about�this before�we�have�a�baby.
I'm�just�so�fucking�confused�why you�bring�this�up�right�now.
Because�I�didn't�want�to�say the�wrong�thing.
-Just�say�what�you�need�to�say. -What�if�you�die
and�our�kid�asks�me�why�we�had them�if�we�knew�the�risks?
[sighs]
You�know�what?
What�the�fuck? What�are�you�doing?
I�am�calling�it�off. We're�obviously�not�ready.
You�can't�just�fucking do�that�though.
You�can't�just�make�every�life decision�without�me.
You�can't�treat�me�like�that.
dramatic�music
[scoffs]
[Maribel] Micah!�Where�are�you�going?
Micah!
[Maribel] Wait,�Micah.�Wait.
[door�opens]
All�around�here, the�stakes�are�high
Ah,�sometimes�you're disqualified...
[line�ringing]
Hey,�Max,�um...
It's,�uh,�it's�Micah.
Can�I,�um...
Can�I�come�over?
[lively�chatter]
[Shane] Just�a�splash.
Thank�you.�[sighs]
I�see�you,�babe, can't�wait�for�later
My�favorite�flavor
Like�a�Life�Saver...
Hey,�um,�so�I�have�to refill�some�potpourri
and�I�could�use�an�extra set�of�hands,�with�that.
Okay.
Just�gonna�borrow�you. Thank�you.
I�don't�think�I�should actually�put�my�number�down
just�because�of�the�fame and�all,�you�know?
You�can�fill�this�out, don't�nobody�want�to�call�you.
Okay,�what�is�with�the�attitude?
Well,�I�am�waiting for�an�apology.
-For�what? -When�I�came
-to�your�house... -Yeah?
...you�thanked�every�single firefighter�but�me.
[laughs]
Sorry,�I'm�sorry,�that's�funny.
It's�not�funny.
Your�head�is�so�far up�your�own�ass.
-Oh,�my�God! -And�now�that�you're�famous,
-I�mean,�you�are�the�worst! -Okay,�you�know�what?
-You've�really�lost�it. -It's�obvious�now
because�you�just...�You�could never�handle�my�success.
-No.�No. -And�it�is�written�all�over�you.
-It�seeps�out�of�your�pores. -Not�true.�I�did�not�want�to�be
your�plus-one,�you�just�wanted someone�to�hold�your�damn�purse
-for�you�all�the�time. -I�am�not�gonna�apologize
for�having�a�career,�Tasha.
Yeah,�but�even�before your�career.
Before?
You�were�in�love�with�Dana.
You�talked�about�her�so�much,
felt�like�I�knew�her.
In�a�way.
[Alice] What�did�you�just�say?
I'm�sorry,�I�just-
[Angie] Okay,�Alice.
-Yeah?�Oh. -Showtime.
Oh,�my�God,�thank�you�so�much.
-Oh,�yeah,�yeah. -[Tasha]�Yeah,�no�problem.
You�saved�the�day,�really.
-She�saves�everybody. -[Angie]�Yeah.
All�right,�I'm�gonna�go clean�up�the�mess
-and�get�out�of�your�hair. -Okay.
-Okay,�okay. -Yeah,�I�know,�I'm�coming.
Okay,�sorry.
And�do�it�again
It�wasn't�really�an�emergency.
I�figured�that�out.
Oh,�right.
Hold�on,�hold�on, hold�on,�hold�on.
-One�second,�one�second. -Why?�What?
[sighs]�Full�disclosure, my�ex�is�here.
Okay.
We�just�broke�up, so�it's�complicated.
You're�so�cute. I'm�not�trying�to�marry�you,
I'm�just�trying�to�fuck�you.
I'm�married,�already.
-Oh. -Yes,�I�have�a�husband
waiting�for�me�in�Glendale.
Okay,�you�didn't- you�didn't�mention�that.
I�don't�know�if�this�is�about Glendale�or�about�the�husband,
but�I'm�gonna�answer�both. Glendale�is�cool,
and�so�is�the�husband�bit.
We�love�each�other�and�we�also love�to�fuck�other�people.
-Case�in�point. -And�that�works?
Does�it�feel�like�it's�working?
Yeah.
Okay,�we�were�doing�better when�we�were�kissing.
Come�on�and�get�it,�baby
-[Tristan] Tristan�for�Kimmy. -Mm,�go�for�Kimmy.
[Tristan] We�are�ready�to�get�started.
[Kimmy] I'm�sorry.�I�got�to�go,
apparently�the�wedding is�beginning.
Thank�you�for�a�nice�day.
No,�thank�you.�I�needed�it.
-I'll�see�you�out�there. -Yeah.
[Tess�laughs]
You're�so�fucking�predictable.
-Oh,�my�God. -Tess?
We�are�in�position�two. [clicks�tongue]
[quiet�murmuring]
sentimental�music
Look.
[murmuring�continues]
[Alice�sighs]
-They�look�good. -Yeah.
[murmuring]
-You�ready? -Yes.�Very�ready.
[Tess]�Of�course�you�fucked the�wedding�planner.
[Shane] Tess.
[Tess] You�are�a�womanizing
-piece�of�shit,�Shane! -Oh,�Christ,�we�got�a�wobbler.
[Kimmy] I'm�gonna�need�staff�on�standby
just�in�case�this�gets a�little�messy.
-[Tess]�Again? -[Shane]�Let's�not�make�a�scene.
Let's�go�talk�in�private, Tess.�Please.
-You�think�I'm�mad�at�you? -[Shane]�I'm�sorry.
-Just-�I'll�handle�it. -I'm�not�mad�at�you!
-Okay. -I'm...
-devastated! -I�know,�I�know,�I�know.
-Let's�go�speak�in�private. -You�broke�my�fucking�heart.
And�you�fucking�killed my�mother.
-Are�you�drunk? -Jesus�Christ.�Yes,�I'm�drunk!
You'd�have�to�be�to�put�up�with all�your�shit!�Oh,�my�God!
-Okay,�let's... -No.
-You�and�me,�let's�go�talk. -No,�let�go!
No,�I�don't�want�to�talk to�you,�let�go!
-[cries�out] -[guests�gasping]
Is�she�okay?
That�tracks. That�tracks�for�today.
[Shane] Okay,�let�me�help�you.
-[Tess]�I�don't�want�your�help. -Hey,�hey,�I�got�it,�I�got�it.
-[Tess]�I�can�do�it�myself. -I'm�too�high�for�this�shit.
This�particular�friend�group is�full�of�drama.
It's�sloppy.
-[guests�murmuring] -[Finley]�It's�okay.
Come�on.�Let's�get�you cleaned�up,�okay?
Okay.
Hey.
[Tess]�Hey,�any�ladies out�there�want�to�be
Shane�McCutcheon's next�conquest,�huh?
-Oh,�that's�just�great. -It's�okay.�Hey,�hey,�hey.�Hey.
somber�music
Tess,�will�you�just hold�up�a�second?
Look,�let�me�help�you,�okay?
No,�thank�you.
I�know�what�you're�feeling,�I...
No,�you�don't.
Yes,�I�do. I've�been�there,�okay?
I�think�if�we�just...
Hey,�let's�just�go�to�a�meeting.
I�don't�want�to�go�to�a�meeting.
Okay,�I�get�it,�but,�um...
I�don't�want�to�be�sober.
Okay?�I�just�want�to�have�fun with�my�friends.
-You�know? -Tess...
No,�don't.
-This�isn't�you. -Don't�look�at�me�with�that...
cute�little�face,�okay?
Tess,�look,�just...
Fuck�this�wedding.
Let�me�just�take�you�home.
-Let's�go�home. -I�don't�want�to�go�there.
Ever�again,�okay?�I'm...
I'm�happy.
-No,�you're�not. -I'm�happy.
-Tess. -[horn�honking]
-Hey. -[Tess]�Hey.
You�want�a�ride?
-Oh,�my�God,�yes. -Let's�go.
No,�Tess...
Tess,�get�out�of�the�car!
-Tess,�I'm�not�kidding. -Finley,
you�need�to�let�me�go.
No,�absolutely�fucking�not.
-Get�out�of�the�car! -Let�me�go.�Let�me�go.�Drive.
Do�not�start�that�car! Tess,�get�out�of�the�car!
-[engine�revs] -Stop�it.
Tess,�please!�Tess!�Fuck!
[Tess] Whoo!�Bye,�Finley!
[panting] Oh,�fuck.
Okay...
Hmm.
It's�great.�We'll�just�call�it a�statement�piece.
I'm�sorry, I�ruined�your�wedding.
-It's�not�your�fault. -[Shane]�No,�it�is.
I'm�just�glad�you're�okay.
Yeah.
Look,�I�mean...
We've�done�worse.
-We�have? -Of�course.
Yeah,�you�left�Carmen at�the�altar.
-Right. -You�dated�that�vampire.
-Oh.�Oof. -Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm,�mm-hmm,�mm-hmm.
I�left�you�for�Carrie.
It's�okay,�I�slept with�Candace�in�jail.
-The�carpenter. -The�carpenter,�mm.
Yeah,�and�we�got�through all�that,�so...
-Are�we�doing�this? -[Shane]�Should�we�do�this?
-[Bette]�Yes. -[Tina]�Let's�do�it.
-Thank�you,�ugh. -Thank�Christ.
"Your�Lovin's�Got�the�Best of�Me"�by�Jean�Wells
Ooh,�ooh,�baby...
[Kimmy] Okay,�places,�everybody.
Places. This�is�showtime,�people.
Here�we�go.�Phase�two. We're�feeling�good.
We're�smiling, even�if�we�don't�want�to.
I�know�I�am.�Just�kidding. I'm�happy�to�be�here.
Ooh,�baby
Your�lovin's�got the�best�of�me
I�want�some�hearts
But,�ooh,�this�time
I'm�ready�and�willing to�give�up�mine
I�couldn't�resist�you
When�you�turned�me�on
A�fool�gets�enough
Hot�burnin'�love
Ooh
Ooh,�baby
Your�lovin's�got the�best�of�me
[sighs]
Bette.
Bette�Porter.
You�are�everything�to�me.
Your�fierce�passion inspires�all�of�us.
To�stand�boldly in�our�convictions
and�fight�for�each�other when�no�one�else�will.
And�to�love�with�everything that�we�have.
Bette,�you�are�my�first, my�second...
[both�laughing]
...and�my�third�love.
And�today�I�vow
that�you�will�be�my�last.
Tina�Kennard...
[laughs]
Your�name�still�gives�me butterflies.
From�the�moment�we�met,
my�soul�has�burned�brighter because�of�you.
You�are�the�sun�at�the�center of�my�universe.
You�are�my�home.
Thank�you�for�your�warmth,
your�wisdom, and�your�steadiness.
Thank�you�for�Angie.
And�thank�you�for�loving�me.
And�I�vow�to�love and�care�for�you
for�the�rest�of�our�days,
with�all�that�I�am.
[mouthing]
sentimental�music
I�can�see�it�all�from�here
Sunlight,�eyes�right...
With�this�ring,�I�thee�wed.
Crystalize�my�atmosphere...
And�with�this�ring,
I�thee�wed.
I�love�you.
I�love�you,�too.
By�the�power�vested�in�me by�ordainmefast.net,
I�now�pronounce�you married�for�life!
[whooping,�cheering]
This�is�it,�this�is�now
Every�heartbeat...
-[applause] -[indistinct�chatter]
This�is�it
This�is�now
Everything�I�never�knew I�wanted
This�is�it
Ooh...
This�is�now
Ooh
This�is�it
We�used�to�chase the�golden�sun
Wait.
Sunlight,�eyes�right...
Tasha.
-Hey. -Hey.
Um,�look,�I�didn't�include�your number�on�that�incident�report,
-but�if�something�comes�up- -I'm�sorry.
Wow.
I-I'm...�I�never...
I�don't�think�I've�heard�you�use those�words�with�me�before.
I�just...�I�don't�know�if�this
is�really�gonna�make a�difference�at�this�point,
but�I-I�need�you to�hear�something.
When�I�lost�Dana, it�really�did�almost�kill�me.
And�I...�and�I�did�make�my�life really,�really�busy
so�I�wouldn't�have to�think�about�her.
So,�I�get�why�you�left.
Uh...�Thank�you.
And,�uh,�you're�right.
About�you�getting�famous,�um...
You�know,�it�all�just�moved a�little�too�fast�for�me
and,�you�know,�I'm�just�not from�that�world�and...
Of�course,�I�get�it.�I�know.
I�know.
Uh...
I'm�gonna�let�you�get�back to�your�party,�but...
What�do�you... Well,�do�you�want�to...?
Do�you�want�to�dance?
Do�you�have,�like, a�fire�to�put�out�or...?
[both�laughing]
-Like... -That's�not�what�I...
That's�not�what�you�thought I�was�gonna�say?
-No. -Because�I�don't�mean�like...
-Ah. -I�don't�want�to�go,�like,
cut�a�rug,�I�just�want�to�like maybe�just�one�dance,�with�me.
Ooh,�ooh...
Yeah,�I�would�like�that.
-Really?�Okay. -Yeah.�One�dance,�though.
-One. -Okay,�yeah,�I�won't-
-I�won't�keep�you�all�night. -Okay.
-[radio�chatter] -Is�this�on�all�the�time?
-Your�walkie? -Yes,�it�is.�I'm�working.
-Can�I�do�like�one�emergency? -Absolutely�not,�no.
Just�not�like,�"Oh,�my�God, we�need�everybody,�hurry"?
-No? -[laughs]�No.
"Lovers�Land" by�Margaret�Lewis
Think�of�the�future
Forget�about�the�past...
I�can't�believe we�finally�did�this.
I�know,�I�know...
It�was�worth�the�wait.
Our�love�will�last
Ev'ry�day
Ev'ry�day...
Yeah,�anyway, so�he's�a�piece�of�shit.
He's�moving�to�New�York, so�I�don't�care.
So�are�you�glad you�broke�his�window?
-Yes. -Good.
I�am�so�glad�that I�broke�his�window.
That�guy's�a�narcissist.
Agreed.
Want�to�dance?
Maybe�later.
I'm�gonna�call�Bella.
Um,�I�need�to�apologize�to�her. I�fucked�up.
Thanks�a�lot.
I�know�someone will�dance�with�you.
You�promise?
Let�me�know�how�it�goes.
-Okay.�Bye. -Love�you.
Love�you,�too.
Wait,�so�is�it month�to�month,�or...?
Oh,�no.�I-I�bought�it, it's�mine.
I'm�staying.
Sorry,�I'm�coming�down and�I-I'm�just�having�a...
a�hard�time�believing�this.
Oh,�it's�real.
I'm�real.
Hi.
Hey.
I'm�sorry.
No,�no,�none�of�that was�your�fault.
No,�not...�Not�about�that, I�just...
There's�obviously�a�lot going�on�with�Tess
I�didn't�know�about�and�I...
I�definitely...
shouldn't�have�yelled�at�you, on�Halloween.
I�was�out�of�line.�I'm�sorry.
All�is�forgiven.
Yeah.
Will�you�let�me�know if�you�hear�from�her?
Yeah.
You�want�to�dance?
What�do�you�say?
Okay.�Sure.
Come�on.
And�if�yours�are�the�same...
I�need�to�say�hi.
[both�laughing]
-What's�up? -How�are�you?
I'm�good.
-Good�to�see�you�again. -You,�too.
Lead�me�on
Lead�me on
Lead�me�on...
Let's�go�back�to�the�room.
Mm.�Yes,�please.
Lead�me�on
Oh,�baby,�lead�me�on
Lead�me�on
Come�on�and�lead�me�on
[clicks]
[chuckles]
You've�got�go�to�be�fucking kidding�me�right�now.
[laughing]
Of�course.
[sighs]�That's�okay.
I'd�rather�walk,
with�my�wife.
Me,�too.
I�was�so�stupid when�I�let�you�go
But�honestly,�baby
I�was�far�too�young�to�know
All�these�years I've�been�searching...
-[chuckles] -You�know,�we�could�get�a�room.
We�could.
But�it's�nice�to�have�something to�look�forward�to.
[chuckles]
-Uh-huh. -All�right.
-Yes. -Player�players.
Must've�been something�calling
Can't�sleep,�can't�sleep
Keep�me�up�till�the�morning
Can't�sleep,�can't�sleep...
[Dre] Dani.
Yeah?
I�just�gotta�know
Gotta�know
'Cause�when�the�sun goes�down
And�I'm�looking�behind...
-[phone�buzzing] -It's�Tess.
Hi,�where�are�you?
[officer] Hi,�this�is the�L.A.�Police�Department.
-Is�this�Sarah�Finley? -[Shane]�Is�she�okay?�What?
[officer] I'm�calling regarding�Tess�Van�De�Berg.
Uh,�yeah.
Quite�some�distance left�to�go
[Bette]�Was�today�everything you�dreamed�it�would�be?
[Tina] Yes.
-[Bette]�Really? -[laughs]�It�was�perfect.
[Bette]�Yeah,�it�was, in�a�weird�way.
But,�darling...
I�hope�our�friends get�to�feel�this�someday.
[Tina] Yeah.�Me,�too.�They�deserve�it.
Must've�been something�calling
Can't�sleep,�can't�sleep
Keep�me�up�till�the�morning
Can't�sleep,�can't�sleep
I�can�still�hear�you�talking
I�just�gotta�know
Gotta�know
'Cause�when the�sun�goes�down
And�I'm�looking�behind
What�I�need
You're�what�I�need
When�the�stars�get�high
And�I'm�looking�behind
You're�what�I�need
You're�what I�need
Yeah,�you�give�me�that�spark
Give�me�that�fire, give�me�that�glow
And�you're�taking�me�places
That�nobody�goes
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