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Previously�on The�L�Word:�Generation�Q...

I�can't�do�anything that's�too...

real�right�now.

[Dre] Okay.

What�the�actual�fuck,�Taylor?

I'm�sorry.

Yeah,�I�am,�too.

-By�the�way,�he�dies�in�the�end! -Oh,�come�on,�lady!

You�want�to�start�your�new�life?

Call�this�exactly�what�it�was.

An�awakening.

For�both�of�us.

-Fuck.�Oh,�my�God. -[Shane]�What?

[Angie] It's�someone�I�dated,�briefly.

Bum-ba-dum-ba-dum,�bum...

[Shane]�Hey,�hey. Grab�your�shit.�Come�on.

I�love�you,�but�I�am�not

my�full�self when�I'm�with�you,�Finn.

I�am�on�my�own�path,

I�am�taking�swings.

[crying]�My�mom�died.

[Shane] I'd�like�another�chance.

And�I-I�want�to�earn your�trust�back.

[Tess]�I�can't�do�this back-and-forth,�I�just,

I�need�to�get�off this�fucking�ride.

[Finley] Are�you�okay?

No,�I�think�I�need�to�lie-

Hey.�Carrie.�Carrie!

Yeah,�trouble�finds�me

[siren�wailing]

[medic] � Her�heart�rate is�dropping,�we're�losing�her.

[medic�2] Starting�compressions.

I�need�epinephrine and�bicarbonate�going�in,�now!

[devices�pumping,�hissing]

-Stay�with�me. -�In�your�corner...

She's�stabilizing.

-[medic]�I've�got�a�pulse. -[medic�2]�She's�gonna�make�it.

Get�her�to�CCU�for�observation.

[Carrie] See,�she's�not�dead.

Next�season,�she�has�an�affair with�a�patient

and�she�goes�completely�coocoo.

Okay.

Have�many�times�have�you�seen this�show�all�the�way�through?

I�don't�really�want to�answer�that�question.

-Okay. -All�right?

Let's�just�say�a�lot.

-Uh-huh. -[Finley]�Hey.

-[Carrie]�Hey. -[Misty]�Hey.

Hey,�what�did�we�say about�starting�the�day

with�a�balanced�breakfast and�a�little�movement?

Well,�we�have�said�nothing,

but�you�apparently have�said�a�lot.

Okay,�well,�the�doctor�said you�got�to�get�your�steps�in.

We're�trying�to�heal�here.

[Misty] Yeah,�it's�only�been�a�week

since�your�heart�attack,�babe.

Oh,�I�find � Grey's�Anatomy

very�healing,�you�know?

It's�gotten�me�through�some really�rough�patches

-in�my�life. -Thank�you.�That's�nice.

-Well... -[TV�turns�off]

-Ah,�come�on. -That�can�be�your�reward

for�doing your�stress�test�today.

-Yeah? -Yep,�we�got�a�quarter�mile

-up�an�incline,�baby. -Ugh.

Yes,�we�have�to�do�that. We're�doing�that�today.

-Yeah. -[Carrie]�All�right.

Then�you�can�do anything�you�want.

-Yep. -Including�Misty.

[Misty] Ooh.

Sex�as�motivation. I�like�that.�Yes?

-[Finley]�Hey! -The�two�of�you

are�really�bad,�you�know�that?

-[Misty]�Mm-hmm. -Oh,�my�God.

Ugh.�Ugh.�This�is�not�eggs.

No,�it's�tofu.

Yeah?�Well,�tofu... fuck�yourself.

No�wonder�I've�never had�it�before.

I'm�a�lunatic

I'm�a�bitch

I'm-a,�I'm-a,�I'm-a

Light�up�all�your�shit

Blow�a�kiss�like

Whoa-oh-oh

-�I'm�a�lunatic -�Whoa-oh-oh

I'm-a,�I'm-a,�I'm-a

I'm�a�lunatic, I'm�a�bitch...

[TV�playing�indistinctly]

[woman�over�TV] I�think�that's�a�great�idea.

[woman�2] Yeah.

[woman] � It's�nice�to�know�that I�can�always�depend�on�you.

[both�laugh]

-I�love�you�so�much. -I�love�you,�too.

-Fuck�you. -[door�opens]

[Bella]�Hey.�I�was�hoping for�chicken�nuggets

but�all�they�had�was�something called�a�"fish�cake,"

so�proceed�with�caution.

I'm�not�hungry,�but�thanks.

[Bella] G,�this�has�to�stop.

Get�your�sorry�ass�out�of�bed, put�on�some�clothes,

and�get�to�your�reading.

I'm�not�going.

Hendrix�can�fail�me�if�he�wants,

I�really�don't�care. [sniffles]

You're�way�too�hot�to�be�hung�up on�some�Hemingway�wannabe.

I�hope�to�one�day�share that�perspective.

I�got�to�run�to�rehearsal

but�when�I�get�back, you�better�be�gone.

I�will�definitely�be�here.

Angie...

I'm�serious.�I�can't�see�him.

There's�nothing�in this�whole�world�that's

-gonna�make�me�want�to�go. -[knocking]

[scoffs]�Who's�that? Did�you�invite�someone�over?

[Bella] No.

-Surprise! -Surprise!

-Oh,�my�God.�Oh,�my�God. -[Tina]�Hey.

Wait,�what�are you�guys�doing�here?

[Tina]�Well,�we�weren't gonna�miss�your�reading.

[Bette]�We're�gonna�film�it, is�that�okay?

No,�no,�the�reading...

It's�not�a�thing. It's�a�non-thing.

-Right? -Yep,�a�total�non-thing.

[Bette] Well,�not�according�to

the�department�website.

Are�you�coming?

-Me?�No. -Yes.

[Bella] Yes.

-Is�something�wrong? -[Angie]�Nope.

Is�everything�okay?

She's�nervous.

-[Angie]�I'm�nervous. -Oh...

About�the�reading.

Big�nerves�about�it,�so...

Oh,�honey,�look,�come�here.

-Sit�down. -Don't...�Okay.

You�have�nothing to�be�nervous�about,�at�all.

-That's�what�I�told�her. -It's�gonna�be�great,�okay?

Just�breathe,�like�in your�stomach�sort�of.

Okay.�Just...�You�don't have�to�be�nervous,�honey.

Because�you�are an�amazing�writer.

Yes.�And�you�have such�command�of�the�stage.

You�were�so�terrific in�your�high�school�productions.

I�was�a�stage�hand.

And�it�was�memorable.

-Okay. -[Tina]�Well,�that's�good.

[Angie] Thanks.�I�hope�that�experience

can�get�me�through�today.

[Bette] It�will.

And�then�afterwards�we�can�all go�out�to�dinner�and�celebrate.

[whispers]�I�made�a�reservation at�Providence.

-[Bella]�So�bougie. -Okay,�okay.

I�guess,�um,

-we're�all�going�to�this�thing. -Yep.

-Yay. -Great.

[Tina] Um,�maybe�you�should,�um...

Are�you�gonna... Yeah,�maybe�change?

Uh,�maybe�just�a�quick�shower.

-[Angie]�Mom,�stop. -Maybe�just�pits�and�bits.

Or�you�could�wipe�just...

-very�fast�with�water. -Guys.

Or-or�whatever�you�think is�best.

-Totally�fine.�Okay. -[Bette]�That's-that's�good.

[Angie] Now�go,�so�I�can�get�ready.

-Okay. -[Tina]�You�can�get�ready.

-[Bette]�Um,�I�love�you. -[Tina]�We're�going.

[Bette] Break�a�leg.

[Tina] Bye.�Nice�meeting�you.

[Bette] You�look�great.

[Bella] They're�low-key�iconic.

upbeat�music

Uh-huh,�oh,�yeah

Oh,�yeah

Uh,�where�she�get�it?

Uh-huh,�uh-uh

[door�closes]

Are�you�sneaking�out?

Do�you�want�some�coffee?

No,�um,�I'm�good,�thanks.

It�was�really�nice to�have�you�here�last�night.

I�think�Mack�missed�you.

[laughs]�He's�a�good�boy.

Um,�I�was�thinking�maybe we�could�go�talk�to�someone.

If-if�you're�ready�to.

I'm�not...�yet.

Thought�it�might�be�a�good�idea.

Well,�you�also�thought it�would�be�a�good�idea

to�fuck�another�woman,�um...

I'm�gonna�go�to�the, um,�expansion

and-and�meet�the�tile�guy.

I'll�see�you�later.

You�can�try�to�fight�it

Go�ahead,�if�you�dare

No�one's�gonna�help�you

This�is�life,�it�ain't�fair

Do�you�got�it?

Do�you�got�it?

Look�at�these�little jelly�bean�toes.

They're�so�squishy. Are�you�looking?

-Yes. -Like-�Look.

-Ooh!�Oh,�he's�perfect. -[Sophie�laughs]

I�mean,�his�cat�box�is�not perfect.�It's�like-�whew.

But�I�cracked�a�window.

Oh,�look�at�this�one. Look�at�this�one.

Come�on.�Have�you�ever�seen anything�cuter?

[Sophie] Aww.

Yeah,�just�the�other 200�pictures

you�showed�me�of your�kitten�yesterday.

Anyway,�um,�how�are�those Rachel�questions�coming�along?

-Oh,�so�good. -Okay.

Yeah,�I�can't�believe�we're wrapping�this�season

with�the�Rachel�Maddow.

I�mean,�we�are�living the�queer�dream�here,�so...

[phone�chimes]

Ooh,�do�you�have�the�green?�Ah.

There's�only�two.

-Um,�Alice. -Yeah?

Did�you�interrupt�a�movie at�a�theater�recently?

Who's�asking?

Uh,�everyone�in�my�DMs.

Apparently�James�Corden retweeted�the�video

and�now�the�hashtag...

-Oh,�my�God,�that�guy. -"AliceSoEntitled"�is...

-is�trending. -"Entitled"?

How�is�that�even...

-All�right.�Yeah,�I�see�it. -Wait�a�minute.

Did�you�yell at�an�elderly�woman,�too?

-Oh,�my�God. -What?�What...?

Okay,�we�had�a�rapport until�she�turned�on�me.

Okay,�and-and...

Oh,�and�then�you�told�everyone how�the�movie�ended.

Oh,�my�God,�it�was�an�old�movie.

Everybody�knows how�the�movie�ends.

-Now�everyone's�talking�about... -[phones�buzzing,�chiming]

...all�this�other�bullshit you've�done.

-[chiming�continues] -[murmuring]

Alice,�do�you�know a�guy�named�Daryl�Brewer?

exciting�music

[gags�quietly]

Oh,�God.

All�eyes�on�me

[Finley] Okay...

All�right,�here�we�are.

A�quarter-mile�incline with�a�view,�baby.

I'm�gonna�run�up�ahead,

find�the�quarter-mile�mark for�us.

-You�got�this. -[Carrie]�Okay.�All�right.

Just�follow�when�you're�ready. Stretch�out.

-Don't�get�hurt. -All�right.

[Carrie] Are�you�sure?

That�looks�like�longer than�a�quarter�mile.

Well,�it's�gonna�get a�lot�closer�once�we�get�going.

-Yeah. -And�then,�uh...

we�can�get�going.

[chuckles]

Well,�you�know,�I�would, uh,�like�that,

I�just�don't�want�to die�during�it.

You�know?

-Okay. -Yeah.

You�know,�um...

I�wasn't�expecting to�feel�all�these...

feelings�with�you,�you�know?

Yeah,�me�neither.

gentle�music

I�mean...

I'm�not�somebody�who�just,

you�know,�jumps�right�into sex�stuff�or�whatever.

Okay.

I�totally�understand�that.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

I�can't�take�another�heartbreak.

We�don't�have�to�do�anything that�you're�not�ready�for,�okay?

[Carrie�sighs]

Obviously.

-Thank�you. -Okay.

But�also�I'm�very�good�at�it.

-You're�what? -[laughs]

I�just-�I�want�you�to�have all�of�the�information.

I�am�excellent�at�it, I've�had�a�lot�of�practice,

it�would�be�a,�you�know, shame�to�miss�out,�really.

I�don't�plan�on�missing�out, Misty.�At�all.�Oh,�look,

a�family�is�here. Hello.�This�is�a�family�hike.

-No�sex�talk. -[Misty]�All�right,�all�right.

[Carrie] It's�a�family�hike,�Misty.

-[Misty�laughs] -Come�on.

Oh,�that's�a... that's�an�incline.

[Misty] We�got�this.

energetic,�upbeat�music

Up�the�tempo

Up the�tempo

[Barry] � Alice, I've�got�the�board�up�my�ass

and�sponsors�ready�to�pull.

What�happened�between you�and�Daryl�Brewer?

I�met�him�at�a�party. He�was�with�his�boyfriend.

Then�his�teammate�came�out of�the�closet,�which...

was�and�is�a�very�brave�thing to�do,�Barry.

-Okay. -Then�Daryl�Brewer

goes�on�national�TV, he�gay-bashes�him,

so�I�responded�by�calling�him a�fucking�hypocrite

and�by�doing�so,�yes, I�guess�I�outed�him.

Oh,�Alice.

But�she�feels very�differently�now,�Barry.

No,�I�don't-�No,�I�don't.

I�feel�exactly�the�same�way.

[Barry] People�are�angry.

They�need�to�see genuine�remorse.

If�you�can't�give�them�that,

we�think�it's�best�if you�cancel�the�show�tonight.

Go�home,�lay�low. Let�this�blow�over.

Barry?�[laughs]

I�am�not�canceling on�Rachel�Maddow,�okay?

Not�my�Maddow.�Not�my�Maddow.

We're�gonna�figure this�thing�out,�Barry.

We�really�want�to�deliver a�great�finale�for�our�fans.

[Barry] That�would�be�ideal,�but...

Thank�you�so�much�for�your leadership�on�this.

-We'll�get�back�to�you. -[Barry] � All�right,

I'm�giving�you�one�shot. Just�don't�make�me

look�like�an�asshole,�Alice.

[Sophie] All�right.�Thank�you,�Barry.

All�right.

What�is�the�way�out�of�this?

I�have�no�fucking�clue.

But�we'll�find�it.

Well,�at�least�you sounded�like�you�knew.

So,�that's�a�good�thing.

What�you�want,�what�you�need

Got�the�smoke, bring�the�weed

Gassed�enough,�tryna�see

If�you�got�that�'93

Right�now

Like�it,�like�it,�like�it

Give�me�that�good�loud

Bring�it�now...

[laughs]

I�think�I�figured�it�out.

Oh,�yeah?�The�song's�working?

[chuckles]�I�think�so.

What's�it�about?

I'm�not�telling�you�that.

Oh,�so�it's�a�secret?

Yeah.

-Oh. -[both�laughing]

Well,�I�like�secrets.

-Let�me�see. -Mm-mm.�Mm-mm.

-Gimme,�gimme. -No,�no,�no,�no,�no.

-Give�me�a�peek. -No.

I�swear�I�can�feel�us�getting close�now...

-Come�on.�Tell�me. -Mm-mm.

So�discreetly�when you�see�me�in�my�Fenty

They�on�the�floor, floor,�floor

Let�them�inhibitions�go, go,�go...

God,�I�love�you.

I�mean,�I�love�what you're�doing.

Is�what�I�meant.

Not,�like,�you.

[phone�buzzing]

Um,�it's...�It's�Sophie.

-I'm-a�just... -Yeah.

-Um,�please. -Yeah,�okay.

Hey,�Soph.

Perfect�timing.

[quiet�chatter]

[Angie] They�probably�can�already�tell.

They�can,�like,�sniff this�shit�out.

[Bella] I'm�the�only�person�who�knows

you're�banging the�professor,�okay?

Was�banging�him.

Was.

[Hendrix] Hey,�uh,�good�afternoon.

We're�about�to�get�started,

so�if�you�could�all�please take�your�seats.

Thank�you.

Bella.

Here,�come�join�us.

-Oh,�yeah. -Yeah.

[Bella�sighs] Okay.

You�got�this.�Good�luck.

Do�I?

[sighs]

You're�the�best�person�I�know.

I�don't�know�about�that. That's...

Oh,�you're�smart�and�kind

and�full�of�life�and�wisdom.

He's�an�idiot and�you're�a�catch.

It's�so�obvious.

Says�who?

gentle�music

You�got�this.

[Hendrix] Thank�you�all�for�coming.

My�name�is�Samuel�Hendrix,

I'm�the�Intro�to�Creative Writing�instructor.

And,�yeah,�okay. Here�we�are.�Um...

I've�been�excited�about�this�day the�whole�semester.

I've�gotten�to�watch these�young�writers

really�come�in�to�their�own.

And�now,�today, you�all�get�a�front-row�seat

at�the�next�generation of�young�poets

and�writers�of�all�kinds.

So,�sit�back,�relax,

and�let's�have�a�good�time.

Dani�has�written�hundreds of�these�public�apologies.

[Dani] I'm�happy�to�give�you�a�template

and�then�we�can�tailor�it together.

Or�a�better�idea, I�could�just�lean�in.

Uh,�I�don't�know,�Alice.

"Lean�in"�sounds�like the�opposite�of�"lay�low."

Yeah.

[Alice] Okay,�look,�if�people�really

think�that�I'm an�out-of-touch...

entitled�asshole,�then�I�say we�make�a�bit�out�of�it.

Uh,�I�fear�that�would make�things�worse.�[chuckles]

Kimmel�would�do�it.

-Um... -[Alice]�Sophie.

You�know�he�would.

Yes,�but...

Kimmel�isn't�a�queer�woman.

Which�is�exactly why�I�should�do�it.

I�know,�Alice,�I�know.

-I�hear�you,�but... -[Alice]�Listen.

I�don't�mean�any�disrespect by�saying�this.

But�you�two�do�not�know�what it�was�like�to�be�gay�back�then.

You�just�don't.

You�weren't�there.

Somebody�with�his�power and�his�status

saying�"down�with�the�fags" was�like�a�normal�thing.

-We�don't�use�that�word�anymore. -It's�the�anti-gay�F-word.

Well,�that's�really�long to�say,�but...�Okay.

I�just... I�don't�regret�what�I�said.

So,�I�don't�think I�should�apologize.

Okay.

Alice...

I�see�you,�I�really�do.

And�I�get�that�this�is�what you�want�to�do.

But�I'm�just�trying to�look�out�for�the�show�here.

We're�still�the�only�ones on�television.

gentle�music

Okay.

I'll�give�you�an�apology.

Make�you�happy?

Yes.

I'm�gonna�go�prep�for�Maddow.

If�you�guys�come�up�with something,�come�find�me.

Okay.

[sighs]

Thank�you.

I'm�just�following�your�lead.

Where�should�we�work?

Come�on.

[student] A�slim�opening�in�the�trees

gives�way�to�the�dirt�path,

which�weaves�down the�hillside...

[quietly]�My�car�got�broken�into a�couple�days�ago.

[student] Young�trees...

I'm�sorry�to�hear�that.

Yeah,�somebody�shattered the�window.

It�cost�me�like�250�bucks to�replace�it.

What�a�terrible�inconvenience.

I�almost�reported�a�theft.

Until�I�realized only�one�thing�was�missing.

What�was�that?

It�was�that�chapbook you�made�me.

A�criminal�with�good�taste.

Maybe.

Or...

maybe�an�immature�person whose�feelings�were�hurt,

so�they�decided�to�vandalize

somebody's�property for�no�reason.

I�had�a�very�valid�reason, Professor�Hendrix.

And�you�know�it.

[student]�...revealing an�aging�playground.

Hey,�Bella, do�you�want�some�candy?

I�have�a�whole�assortment in�my�bag�if�you�want�some.

Yeah,�sure.

She�always�stocks�up at�Duty�Free,�yeah.

-She's�kind�of�perfect�that�way. -Aww.

Well,�thank�you,�that's�so�nice.

Hey,�hey.

-Hi. -Hey.�Come�here.

Aww.�It's�so�good�to�see�you.

-I�miss�you�guys. -Aww,�I�missed�you.

-Hi,�beautiful. -Hello,�hello.

Oh,�Shane,�this�is�Bella. Bella,�this�is�Shane.

How�you�doing,�Bella? Nice�to�meet�you.

Wow,�hot�aunt.

Okay.�I�feel�that.

-Yeah. -Where's�Tess?

She�couldn't�make�it.

But�she�sends�her�love.

Mmm.

[student] ...our�ballroom.

A�sandbox�waiting to�be�transformed...

I�know�it's�not�easy�owning your�own�mistakes

and�trying�to�make�things�right.

I�know�how�that�feels.

Mm.

She's�a�good�person.

I�know.�I�know.

She's�just,�uh...

She's�not�herself�yet.

Yeah,�well,�that�makes�sense. Right?

-I�mean,�her�mom�just�died. -Yeah.

You�two�are�trying to�figure�things�out.

I�know,�I�know,�I�know. It's-it's...

It's�more�than�that.

It�just,�it�feels�like�we're not�moving�forward�together.

gentle�music

Trust�takes�time.

-Right. -Mm.

-Time�and�honesty. -Relentless�honesty.

They've�got�good couples�therapists

in�Toronto,�don't�they?

[laughs]�The�best.

-Ah. -Universal�health�care.

Oh,�okay,�that's�the�secret.

[applause]

[Hendrix] Beautiful.�Beautiful�work,�Ben.

Next�up,�we�have Angelica�Porter-Kennard.

-Whoo! -Go,�G!

-[Bette]�She�looks�nervous. -Wait,�that's-

-[shushing] -Shh,�she's�starting.

tense�music

[Angie] Hi.�[clears�throat]

Nowhere.

[busy�chatter]

[sighs]

-Oh,�hi.�Oh,�nice. -Hey,�you�approve?

Kitties�everywhere.�I�love�it.

-Hey. -Hey.�What�do�you�think�of�this?

"Sometimes�I�lose�sight�of my�own�power�and�responsibility

as�a�public�figure and�it's�in�those�moments

that�I�betray�myself and�my�community."

Mmm.�Okay.�Uh, the�sentiment's�there,

I�just�think�it�needs to�be�in�Alice's�voice

just�a�little�bit�more.

-Copy. -Yeah,�yeah,�yeah.

-[phone�ringing] -Oh,�uh,�one�second.

This�is�Sophie.

[Alice]�Okay,�okay. That's�a�lot�of�torque.

-Whoo!�How�many�CCs�is�this? -Alice.

-What�are�CCs�anyway? -Hey,�Alice.

-Can�I�get�you�for�a�minute? -Do�you�know�what�a�CC�is?

[Alice] Yeah,�okay,�wait.

Here's�what I'm�wondering�though.

The�transition�time�between

landing�with�Rachel,�right? And�landing�the�jump.

Also,�I�think�we�should�walk it�through.�Is�she�here?

Is�she�here�yet?

She's�not�coming.

What?

Maddow�pulled�out.

Sophie...

Did�she�say�why?

Alice...

Oh,�my...

-[Sophie]�But�hey,�hey. -[Alice�sighs]

We�tape�in�45�minutes, we-we-we�can�call�favors.

That's�enough�time.�We�can call�people�in.�It's�fine.

Let's�just...�cancel�the�finale.

-Excuse�me? -Everyone,�canceled!

Alice...

What's�the�point�of�all�this, really?�If�you�think�about�it.

Just�like,�oh,�I�get�on�stage every�week�and�I'm...

you�know,�trying�to�bring a�little�joy�to�everyone.

Just�trying�to�give�a�voice to�all�the�queers!

And�they�turn�on�me?

It's�not�fucking�worth�it,�okay?

Just�run�a,�uh,�clip�show for�all�I�care.

That,�that-�I'm�sorry,�Sophie.

I'll...�I'll�pay�for�it if�it's�broken.

Hey.�You�okay?

somber�music

What�are�you�gonna�do?

You�gonna�cancel�the�episode?

I'm�gonna�make�a�fucking�show.

"Then�I�shouted�to�everyone, everywhere,

but�my�voice�was�heard by�no�one,�nowhere.

I�saw�you�in�the�mirror until�I�grew�up

and�realized�there's�nothing familiar�about�you�anymore,

you�were�just�empty�space where�love�once�lived."

Thank�you.

[applause]

[whooping]

Wait,�that's�the�guy.

-[Bette]�Who? -That's�the�guy,�that's�her�ex.

-No,�no,�that's�her�professor. -I'm�telling�you,

that's�her�ex. Bella.�Is�that�her�ex?

Or�is�that�her�professor?

tense�music

Um...�Uh...

[Tina] Hey!

Get�away�from�my�daughter!

I'm�talking�to�you,�Professor!

What�are�you...? Mom.�Sit�down.

-You're�making�a�scene. -Don't�speak!

What�is�wrong�with�you?!

[groans]

Okay,�okay,�okay,�okay, okay,�okay,�okay,�okay.

[takes�deep�breath]

Margaret�Cho�is�gonna come�back�as�host,

-she's�gonna�kill�it. -[Dani]�Great.

So,�that�takes�care�of�our three-minute�opening�monologue,

but�that�still�leaves�with�me with�four�to�five�minutes�short

without...�Maddow.�God.

What�about�Dre?

They've�been�working on�new�material.

They're�new,�but...

[Sophie]�I've�been�wanting to�do�this�kind�of�thing

for�so�fucking�long.

Make�the�show�about�bringing in�new�talent.

Queer�talent.

[Dani] Okay,�then�let's�do�it.

optimistic�music

[Misty] You're�almost�there.

-Home�stretch.�Here�we�go,�Care. -Just�past�this�line.

[Carrie] I'm�coming.�I'm,�uh...

-[Misty]�Okay. -[Finley]�Come�on,�right�here.

[Misty] You�can�stop�if�you�need�to.

-Okay.�Oh,�God,�I'm- -[Finley]�Right�here.

-Yeah,�come�on.�Right�here. -Come�on.

-Come�on,�you�got�this. -[Carrie]�Oh,�man.

You�got�this. A�couple�more�steps.

-Come�on. -A�couple�more,�you�can�do�it.

-Yes! -Yes!�She's�a�beast,�people!

-You�did�it.�Are�you�all�right? -Please�give�me...

Just�give�me�a�minute, give�me�a�minute.

-How's�the�heart? -I�don't�know.�I�don't�know.

Here,�chug�this.

-You�need�to�drink�this. -You�okay?

-You�okay? -Yeah.�I�think�so.

What�the�fuck�is�in�that?

-What? -Well,�it's�green�powder.

-I�thought�it'd�be�good�for�you. -Oh,�dude.

-It's�got�vitamins�and�stuff. -That's�so�not...

Come�on,�Finley,�I�like�my�water clear,�like�everyone�does.

You�know,�I�like�my�eggs to�be�eggs.

The�doctor�said,�you�know... I'm�just,�I'm�trying�to�help.

I�know,�but�you're driving�me�crazy.

Sorry,�I�just...

I�thought�I�lost�you and�it�was�really�fucking�scary.

-I�know. -[Finley]�I�just...

I�don't�want�to�lose�you, I�love�you.

Not�in�a�gay�way.

I�mean,�you�know, we're�both�gay,

-but... -Yeah.

I�totally�get�that. I�love�you,�too.

A�lot.

Now,�will�you�help�me�get�down this�fucking�hill?

[Finley] Yep.�I�got�you.�Let's�go.

-Let's�go.�Let's�go. -Come�on.

-Carrie? -What?

-I'm�super�gay�for�you. -You�are?

-Mm-hmm. -That's�good�to�know,�Misty.

-Oh,�boy,�my�legs�are�jiggling. -[Misty]�Yeah?

[Finley]�It's�all�right, it's�only�a�half�mile�down.

[Carrie]�A�half�mile? I�knew�you�lied,�Finley.

[Finley] I�wanted�you�to�see�the�view.

[Carrie] I�don't�want�to�see�the�view.

Oh

You�just�fucking�humiliated�me in�front�of�my�entire�class.

[sighs]�We�trusted�you�to take�care�of�yourself.

I�am�taking�care�of�myself.

He�belongs�in�jail.

Okay,�why�didn't�you�tell�us?

-I... -Why�didn't�you�tell�me?

Because�I�don't�owe�you anything!�It's�my�fucking�life!

We�obviously�need to�move�back�here.

No,�I�do�not�want�you�here.

-At�all. -Which�is�clear.

I'm�just�gonna�get�a�condo right�next�to�your�dorm

and�I'm�not�gonna�let�you out�of�my�sight.

-Okay.�Okay. -Okay,�okay,�okay.�All�right.

All�right,�no.�For�the�record, listen,�we're�blaming�him,

-we're�not�blaming�you. -What?�No!�Why?

Oh,�honey, he�took�advantage�of�you.

No,�he�did�not. You're�not�getting�it.

-What�is�he?�Like�27?�28? -[Angie]�Yes.

Yeah,�and�it�was nothing�like�that.

That's�not�the�situation.

Honey,�you�just�don't�see�it that�way�right�now.

But�later�you're gonna�understand:

he�totally�took�advantage of�you.

This�is�exactly�why I�don't�tell�you�anything.

You're�all�acting�like fucking�hypocrites.

Like�you've�never�fallen�in�love with�someone�that�you�shouldn't?

-It's�fucking�bullshit. -[Bette]�Okay.

Okay.�Okay.�Um...

Oh,�no,�okay...

-It's�fine. -[Bette]�Okay,�okay.

[sighs]

[sighs]�All�right, why�don't�we�just,�um...

I�don't�know,�why�won't�we just�go�to�dinner...

Fuck�dinner.�I�don't-

I�don't�want- I�don't�want�to�be�around�you.

Angie,�wait�up!

-Angie,�wait�up.�Wait�up. -No.

-They�just�treat�me�like�a�kid. -[Bella]�No...

They�just�fucking�humiliated�me

and�they�didn't�even fucking�realize�it.

Okay,�now�that�I�saw. I�saw�that.

Like,�can�you�believe�how�wrong

they�all�are about�the�situation?

Like,�they�misjudged�it so�poorly,�you�know?

I-I�sort�of�think... they're�right.

What?

Uh,�I�just�mean,�um...

I�think�it's�weird.

On�his�side.�Not�on�yours.

How?�I�was�the�one that�kissed�him.

I�know,�but�it-it's...

I�was�the�one�that�told�him that�it�was�okay.

Do�you�understand what�I'm�saying?

He�was�the�one that�wanted�to�get�out�of�it.

I�don't�want�to�seem like�I'm�a�fucking�kid

who�doesn't�know�what�she�wants.

-Because�that�is�not�the�truth. -I�know.

I'm�on�your�side! I�am�on�your�side!

I�just-�He�has�all�the�power.

-Okay,�whatever. -That's�real.

May�I�please�have�my�bag?

-May�I�please�have�my�bag? -Okay.

Where�are�you�going?

Don't�worry�about�it.

Piddles�Junior?

I�had�the�worst�day...

getting�canceled.

Oh,�my�God.

What,�am�I�gonna�go�back to�podcasts?�Because�kill�me.

Piddles?

Hey,�little�PJ?

[whistles]

PP?

Little�PP?

Mr.�P?

Where�are�you�hiding?

Are�you�hiding�from�me? Are�you�hiding�from�me?

I�see�you.�I�see�you.

PJ!�PJ!�Piddles!

[gasps]

tense,�dramatic�music

No...�You're�so�little!

You're�my�trigger

Makin'�me�give�in

Oh,�I�can't�help�it

Can't�help�it

Maybe�you�think�all�the�bad could�decay

But�I�think�there's�too�much

That�I'd�need�to�erase

All�my�life I've�been�misunderstood

-[knocking] -Tess!

A�dark�intruder of�the�neighborhood

[knocking�continues]

You�might�come to�like�the�pain

If�you�fall�in�love

Hey.

-Hey.�What's�up?�[laughs] -Um...

I�wanted�to�talk�to�you about�something.

Okay.

I�haven't�been�honest�with�you.

I�never�thought we�needed�a�second�bar.

I�just�bought�it�because I�wanted�to�make�you�happy.

[laughs]

We're�in�the�middle of�a�renovation.

I�know,�I�know, I�know,�but�look,

they�didn't�even put�the�tiles�up�yet.

They're...�They're�here- they're�right�here.

I�understand,�I�understand.

But...

optimistic�music

What�if�it�wasn't�a�bar?

Then�what�would�it�be?

A�salon.

It's�just�an�idea�that�I'm kicking�around,�all�right?

-So,�bear�with�me. -Okay...

But�on�this�side�over�here, a�couple�sinks.

All�right?�And�then...

Along�this�wall�right�here,

the�stations,�with�separate

floor-to-ceiling�mirrors and�some�vintage�barber�chairs.

Huh?�Like,�ambient�lighting.

Maybe�a-a�lounge�area over�in�this�section,�but...

Whatever�it�is, it�would�be�small�and�low-key.

You�would�be�at�Dana's�and...

I�could�be�here.

This�is�just�something I've�been�missing,�Tess.

What�do�you�think?

I�think...�it's�bullshit.

Why�do�you�get�to�make�up all�the�rules?

I�don't,�I�don't,�I�don't.

Tess,�this�was�an�idea.

[Tess] No,�you�do.

You�get�to�fuck whoever�you�want...

[Shane] I�apologized�for�that.

Oh,�yeah,�yeah,�yeah.

And�now�you're�coming�in�here

and�just,�like,�blowing this�whole�thing�up.

This�was�my�dream.

You�are�so�fucking self-centered,�it's�exhausting.

It's�like,�if�you're�not�happy, no�one's�allowed�to�be.

I�can't�do�this�anymore.

Do�what?

I�can't.

[sighs]

I�can't�do�this.�This.

Anymore.

dramatic�music

Oh.�This?

[laughs]

"Cold�Blooded"�by�Ida�Maria

I�put�my�soul�on�ice...

Fuck�you.

I�got�this�question in�my�head

Can�you�wake�me from�the�dead?

I�am

Cold-blooded

I�am

Cold-blooded

Purple,�not�red.

-Hi,�guys.�How�are�you? -Doing�great.

Hi.�Have�the�writers revise�the�cold�open.

Sure.

Oh,�hey.�Um,�cue�the�music cue-in�later�for�Margaret.

I�don't�want�to�drown�out

anything�she�says to�the�audience.

-Thank�you. -Sure�thing,�Sophie.

[sighs]

We�turnin'�it�up, we�turnin'�it�on

We�turnin'�it�up, turnin'�it�on�and�on�and�on

Right,�so�Margaret's gonna�do�your�intro.

You're�gonna�get�touches right�before

you�go�on.�And�then�the�band does�have�your�music,�so-

Dani,�Dani,�Dani.

Are�we�just�gonna�pretend�like this�morning�didn't�happen?

Look,�this�moment�is�not about�that�right�now,�okay?

It's�not�about�me�at�all, really.�It's�about�you.

No,�I�know,�but�I-

[Sophie] Oh,�thank�God,�hey.

We're�live-to-tape�in�20.

You're�gonna�fucking�kill�it.

-[laughs] -Okay,�come�on,�let's�go.

Turnin'�it�on, we�turnin'�it�up

Turnin'�it�on�and�on�and�on

[clerk] Order�152.

I'm�sorry�we�didn't make�it�to�dinner.

It's�okay.�Burgers�are�good.

How�are�you�so�calm�right�now?

[scoffs]�I'm�not�calm.

I'm�vibrating�at�a�very�high frequency�internally�right�now.

Just�trying�to�stay�mindful,

to�reserve�my�white-hot anger�for�him

instead�of�letting�it�decimate some�innocent�bystander.

[clerk] Order�153.

I�just...�I�feel�like�we�should go�find�him�and�just...

We�can't�do�that.

We�want�our�daughter to�tell�us�stuff.

I�mean,�she�didn't�even�feel like�she�could�talk�to�us.

She�was�right.

So,�instead�of�murdering�him,

I�think�we�should�just eat�some�fries.

gentle�music

I�feel�like�we're�losing�her.

We�are.

-She's�pushing�us�away... -No,�don't�say�it.�Don't�say�it.

...and�that's�exactly what�she's�supposed�to�be

-doing�right�now. -I�hate�it.

-I�hate�how�it�feels. -I�know,�I�know.

Me�too,�but�we�want�her�to carve�out�her�own�path,�right?

And�she's�ready. She's�so�fucking�smart.

I�know�she�is.

But�it�doesn't�matter how�smart�you�are,

because�you're�gonna fuck�up�along�the�way.

-Yeah. -Right?

Yeah,�you're�right.

-[clerk]�Order�160. -[indistinct�chatter]

[Tina�sighs]

I�think�I�want�a�number�three.

-Hmm. -That's�what�I�usually�get.

-I'm�gonna�get�that. -Before�I�forget�to�tell�you,

it�was�so�sexy�watching�you stand�up�for�her.

-Really? -Yeah.

Are�you�flirting�with�me?

Maybe.

I�think�you�are�flirting with�me.

-Hey. -Hi,�um,

can�we�get�two�number�threes

-with�cheese�and... -Fries.

-Ooh,�yeah,�fries. -Fries.

And�a�large�Coke.

-Yeah,�we�can�do�that. -Two�straws.

-We're�gonna�share�it. -[laughter]

Piddles?

[kissing]

PJ?�I�got�your�favorite.

Well,�it's�technically�my favorite�but�it's�got�chicken.

-You�love�chicken. -[rustling]

Piddles?

[rustling]

Piddles?

I�hear�you.�I�hear�you.

[screeching]

That's�a�rat.�That's�a�rat.

Oh!�[shudders]

Oh...

[panting]

Okay,�I�get�it.

I�stand�by�my�reasons for�doing�it,

but�I�should've�apologized for�the�rest.

I�get�it,�it's�payback.

But�karma�shouldn't�hurt�cats.

[meowing�in�distance]

optimistic�music

Piddles?�[kissing]

Piddles?

Psst,�psst,�psst,�psst.

[meowing]

Where�are�you?

[meowing]

Piddles.�Piddles!

Piddles,�Piddles,�Piddles.

Oh,�my�God.

-[meowing] -You're�so�high.

-Okay. -[meowing]

Um...

Yeah,�let's�just�call�somebody.

[muttering]�911?

[line�ringing]

[dispatcher] 911.�What's�your�emergency?

Hi,�um,�okay,�this�is�not an�emergency.

I-I...�My�cat�is-is�stuck in�a�tree.

-[meowing] -Can�you�repeat�that?

I'm�so�sorry.

Like,�obviously�I�did�not tell�them�to�say�any�of�that.

And�I�know�that's�exactly

-what�you�were�afraid�of. -Yeah.�Well...

And�so�I,�well...

-What�are�you�doing? -[Hendrix]�I'm-I'm�packing�up

my�stuff. I'm�leaving.

Did�they�fire�you?

[Hendrix] Angie,�take�a�breath.

Everything�is�okay. I�chose�to�resign.

You�did�not�have�to�do�that, I�could've...

I�could've�told�whoever you�wanted

that�it�was�me in�the�first�place.

[Hendrix]�Hey,�you�have done�me�a�huge�favor.

I�never�should've taken�this�job.

Okay?�It's�been�holding�me�back. And�now...

I�can�truly�focus full-time�on�my�book.

Oh.�Okay.

Good�for�you.

So�you�don't�work�here�anymore?

Nope.�I'm�a�free�agent.

I'm�an�unemployed�writer. Now,�I�got�to�figure�out-

Stop�talking.

I�can't�ignore�you

I�really,�really�want�you

So,�baby,�bring�it over�to�me

Okay,�fuck�her.

Right?

-Yes. -Yeah.

Also,�there's�something about�her�face.

-Rubs�you�the�wrong�way. -It�does.

Yeah.�Don't�worry, she�dies�in�a�plane�crash.

[laughs]

Thank�you�for�the�spoiler.

[both�laughing]

I�really�actually like�this�show.

gentle�music

-Hi. -Hi.

Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org

Are�you�sure?

I'm�sure.

somber�music

-Hey. -[crying]�I'm�sorry.

-Hey,�Carrie. -I'm�sorry.

It's�okay.

I�didn't�expect�to�feel this�much,�you�know?

Yeah.

I�almost�died.

I�know,�I�know.

It�hasn't�really�sunk�in�yet, I�don't�think.

Listen,�Carrie, I'm�not�going�anywhere.

Neither�are�you.

-Oh,�my�God,�that's�so�good. -[mouth�full]�Oh,�my�God.

Do�you�ever�miss�L.A.?

Mm,�no.

Hmm.

Not�really.

Mm.

I�have�you,�I�could�be�anywhere.

Yeah,�I�feel�the�same�way.

I�want�to�spend�the�rest of�my�life�with�you.

Same.

What�if�we�got,�um...

Ah.�What�if�we�got�married?

You�know?�I�don't�know.

Throw�a�party�for�our�friends or�something�like�that.

Something�fun.

gentle�music

That's�what�the�dinner�was supposed�to�be�for.

Really?

Yeah.

-[laughs] -I�can't�believe�you�did�that.

[laughs]

Do�you�like�it?

Yeah.

I�like�it�a�lot.

-Can�I�put�it�on? -Yeah.

You�sure�you�like�it?

My�God,�it's�been�in�my�bag�all night.�It's�been�killing�me.

Oh,�you're�so�sneaky. I�don't�know�how�you�did�that.

-[both�laughing] -I�love�it.

It's�so�beautiful.

I�love�you.

I�love�you,�too.

-Mm. -I'm�just...

I�want�it�on�record that�I�asked�you�first.

Oh,�okay.

But�one�could�argue�that�ring

is�proof�that�I�had the�idea�first.

Okay.�One�could�argue.

But�one�wouldn't.

No,�one�most�certainly would�not.

[both�laugh]

Where�have�you�been?

I've�been�waiting my�whole�life

For�someone�like�you to�keep�me�on�my�light

I've�been�down,�I've�been�up

Where,�where,�where are�you�now?

Sometimes�it�takes more�time�than�expected

My�patience�is�running�thin so�I�keep�pretending

I'm�not�down,�I'm�not�out

But�where,�where,�where are�you�now?

Ooh,�ooh

[Misty�moaning]

Is�it�you?

[Carrie] Oh!�Oh!�Oh,�yeah!

Ooh

I�found�you

I'm�not�afraid�of�what's near�and�what's�coming

I�want�the�love�so�do�away with�the�runnin'

I've�been�high, I've�been�low

So�when,�when,�when will�you�show?

Yeah

Ooh,�ooh

Is�it�you?

Ooh

I�found�you

All�right,�all�right, all�right

On�my�way�to�better�days

I�never�was�good�at�change

You're�the�only�place I�want�to�stay

I�found�you,�I�found�you

I�found�you

Ooh,�I�found�you

Ooh,�it's�only�you

[sniffing]

You

Oh...

Oh!

Is�it�you?

Yeah

You

Oh

Honey,�I�found�you

[whooping]

I�found�you

[applause�and�cheering]

-[whooping] -Yeah,�Dre!

[Dre] � The�Lyft�driver�did�not need�to�know�that�about�me.

[Dani] Oh,�yes,�she�did.

She's�gonna�be�like,

"I�drove�Dre�home�the�night of�their�first�show."

[laughs]

She's�never�gonna�say�that.

Well,�I�follow�her on�Instagram�now,

so�we'll�see�who's�right in�the�end.

Are-are�you�going�somewhere?

Yeah,�I'm�gonna�head�home.

Today�was�the�best�day of�my�life.

And�I�owe�you�everything.

-But... -[zipper�closes]

I�meant�what�I�said�earlier.

I'm�falling�for�you.

tense�music

And�if...

you�don't�feel�the�same�way,

I�should�probably�head�home.

Protect�my�heart�a�little.

So...

Where�you�at?

[indistinct�chatter]

PJ?�PJ.�Oh,�my�God.

Oh,�here,�you�should�eat�this, it's�really�good.

-[meowing] -Hi,�honey.

Oh,�thank�you�so�much. Thank�you.�Oh.

Was�that�so�scary?�Hi,�honey.

-Beautiful. -Hi,�Alice.

[meowing�continues]

"Bad�Idea"�by�Dove�Cameron

Oh,�my�God.�That�is�so�annoying.

Could've�said this�day�was�coming...

-Fuck�this�day. -Nice�to�see�you,�too.

You�know�what?

I�don't�feel�the�same�way, Tasha.

-I�was�being�sarcastic. -Okay,�well,

as�you�know, I�have�had�a�very,�very�bad�day.

Oh,�have�you?�And�how�am�I supposed�to�know�that?

Oh,�I�don't�know, because�I've�been�in�the�news

for�the�last�24�hours about�everywhere.

I�mean,�you've�seen�it,�right? They've�all�seen�it.

[Tasha]�Well,�this�may come�as�a�shock�to�you,

but�I�don't�actually�have�a Google�Alert�set�to�your�name.

Right.�Because�you�hate celebrity�culture.

It's�just�so�vapid, it's�so�meaningless,

and�blah,�blah,�blah.

You�never�change.

Well,�I�take�that as�a�compliment.

It�wasn't�intended�as�one.

-[meows] -Yeah,�let's�get�out�of�here.

Thank�you�very�much,�everybody,

present�company�excluded,

for�saving�my�kitten.

We're�happy�together�again. Have�a�wonderful�evening.

Heroes.�Heroes.

Something,�face�to�face

Alice,�wait.

I�know�I�shouldn't�do�it, but�I'm�gonna�do�it

Seems�exactly where�I�shouldn't�go

I'm�running�to�it...

There's�paperwork.

�I�got�a�lot�of�sins

But�you're�my�favorite

Baby,�you're�a�bad�idea

But�I�could�do a�few�more�years

I've�got�a�little left�in�here

Funny�how�you�reappear

In�the�nick�of�time

I�guess�it�didn't�die

Can't�say�we�didn't�try

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