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Previously�on The�L�Word:�Generation�Q...
I�can't�do�anything that's�too...
real�right�now.
[Dre] Okay.
What�the�actual�fuck,�Taylor?
I'm�sorry.
Yeah,�I�am,�too.
-By�the�way,�he�dies�in�the�end! -Oh,�come�on,�lady!
You�want�to�start�your�new�life?
Call�this�exactly�what�it�was.
An�awakening.
For�both�of�us.
-Fuck.�Oh,�my�God. -[Shane]�What?
[Angie] It's�someone�I�dated,�briefly.
Bum-ba-dum-ba-dum,�bum...
[Shane]�Hey,�hey. Grab�your�shit.�Come�on.
I�love�you,�but�I�am�not
my�full�self when�I'm�with�you,�Finn.
I�am�on�my�own�path,
I�am�taking�swings.
[crying]�My�mom�died.
[Shane] I'd�like�another�chance.
And�I-I�want�to�earn your�trust�back.
[Tess]�I�can't�do�this back-and-forth,�I�just,
I�need�to�get�off this�fucking�ride.
[Finley] Are�you�okay?
No,�I�think�I�need�to�lie-
Hey.�Carrie.�Carrie!
Yeah,�trouble�finds�me
[siren�wailing]
[medic] � Her�heart�rate is�dropping,�we're�losing�her.
[medic�2] Starting�compressions.
I�need�epinephrine and�bicarbonate�going�in,�now!
[devices�pumping,�hissing]
-Stay�with�me. -�In�your�corner...
She's�stabilizing.
-[medic]�I've�got�a�pulse. -[medic�2]�She's�gonna�make�it.
Get�her�to�CCU�for�observation.
[Carrie] See,�she's�not�dead.
Next�season,�she�has�an�affair with�a�patient
and�she�goes�completely�coocoo.
Okay.
Have�many�times�have�you�seen this�show�all�the�way�through?
I�don't�really�want to�answer�that�question.
-Okay. -All�right?
Let's�just�say�a�lot.
-Uh-huh. -[Finley]�Hey.
-[Carrie]�Hey. -[Misty]�Hey.
Hey,�what�did�we�say about�starting�the�day
with�a�balanced�breakfast and�a�little�movement?
Well,�we�have�said�nothing,
but�you�apparently have�said�a�lot.
Okay,�well,�the�doctor�said you�got�to�get�your�steps�in.
We're�trying�to�heal�here.
[Misty] Yeah,�it's�only�been�a�week
since�your�heart�attack,�babe.
Oh,�I�find � Grey's�Anatomy
very�healing,�you�know?
It's�gotten�me�through�some really�rough�patches
-in�my�life. -Thank�you.�That's�nice.
-Well... -[TV�turns�off]
-Ah,�come�on. -That�can�be�your�reward
for�doing your�stress�test�today.
-Yeah? -Yep,�we�got�a�quarter�mile
-up�an�incline,�baby. -Ugh.
Yes,�we�have�to�do�that. We're�doing�that�today.
-Yeah. -[Carrie]�All�right.
Then�you�can�do anything�you�want.
-Yep. -Including�Misty.
[Misty] Ooh.
Sex�as�motivation. I�like�that.�Yes?
-[Finley]�Hey! -The�two�of�you
are�really�bad,�you�know�that?
-[Misty]�Mm-hmm. -Oh,�my�God.
Ugh.�Ugh.�This�is�not�eggs.
No,�it's�tofu.
Yeah?�Well,�tofu... fuck�yourself.
No�wonder�I've�never had�it�before.
I'm�a�lunatic
I'm�a�bitch
I'm-a,�I'm-a,�I'm-a
Light�up�all�your�shit
Blow�a�kiss�like
Whoa-oh-oh
-�I'm�a�lunatic -�Whoa-oh-oh
I'm-a,�I'm-a,�I'm-a
I'm�a�lunatic, I'm�a�bitch...
[TV�playing�indistinctly]
[woman�over�TV] I�think�that's�a�great�idea.
[woman�2] Yeah.
[woman] � It's�nice�to�know�that I�can�always�depend�on�you.
[both�laugh]
-I�love�you�so�much. -I�love�you,�too.
-Fuck�you. -[door�opens]
[Bella]�Hey.�I�was�hoping for�chicken�nuggets
but�all�they�had�was�something called�a�"fish�cake,"
so�proceed�with�caution.
I'm�not�hungry,�but�thanks.
[Bella] G,�this�has�to�stop.
Get�your�sorry�ass�out�of�bed, put�on�some�clothes,
and�get�to�your�reading.
I'm�not�going.
Hendrix�can�fail�me�if�he�wants,
I�really�don't�care. [sniffles]
You're�way�too�hot�to�be�hung�up on�some�Hemingway�wannabe.
I�hope�to�one�day�share that�perspective.
I�got�to�run�to�rehearsal
but�when�I�get�back, you�better�be�gone.
I�will�definitely�be�here.
Angie...
I'm�serious.�I�can't�see�him.
There's�nothing�in this�whole�world�that's
-gonna�make�me�want�to�go. -[knocking]
[scoffs]�Who's�that? Did�you�invite�someone�over?
[Bella] No.
-Surprise! -Surprise!
-Oh,�my�God.�Oh,�my�God. -[Tina]�Hey.
Wait,�what�are you�guys�doing�here?
[Tina]�Well,�we�weren't gonna�miss�your�reading.
[Bette]�We're�gonna�film�it, is�that�okay?
No,�no,�the�reading...
It's�not�a�thing. It's�a�non-thing.
-Right? -Yep,�a�total�non-thing.
[Bette] Well,�not�according�to
the�department�website.
Are�you�coming?
-Me?�No. -Yes.
[Bella] Yes.
-Is�something�wrong? -[Angie]�Nope.
Is�everything�okay?
She's�nervous.
-[Angie]�I'm�nervous. -Oh...
About�the�reading.
Big�nerves�about�it,�so...
Oh,�honey,�look,�come�here.
-Sit�down. -Don't...�Okay.
You�have�nothing to�be�nervous�about,�at�all.
-That's�what�I�told�her. -It's�gonna�be�great,�okay?
Just�breathe,�like�in your�stomach�sort�of.
Okay.�Just...�You�don't have�to�be�nervous,�honey.
Because�you�are an�amazing�writer.
Yes.�And�you�have such�command�of�the�stage.
You�were�so�terrific in�your�high�school�productions.
I�was�a�stage�hand.
And�it�was�memorable.
-Okay. -[Tina]�Well,�that's�good.
[Angie] Thanks.�I�hope�that�experience
can�get�me�through�today.
[Bette] It�will.
And�then�afterwards�we�can�all go�out�to�dinner�and�celebrate.
[whispers]�I�made�a�reservation at�Providence.
-[Bella]�So�bougie. -Okay,�okay.
I�guess,�um,
-we're�all�going�to�this�thing. -Yep.
-Yay. -Great.
[Tina] Um,�maybe�you�should,�um...
Are�you�gonna... Yeah,�maybe�change?
Uh,�maybe�just�a�quick�shower.
-[Angie]�Mom,�stop. -Maybe�just�pits�and�bits.
Or�you�could�wipe�just...
-very�fast�with�water. -Guys.
Or-or�whatever�you�think is�best.
-Totally�fine.�Okay. -[Bette]�That's-that's�good.
[Angie] Now�go,�so�I�can�get�ready.
-Okay. -[Tina]�You�can�get�ready.
-[Bette]�Um,�I�love�you. -[Tina]�We're�going.
[Bette] Break�a�leg.
[Tina] Bye.�Nice�meeting�you.
[Bette] You�look�great.
[Bella] They're�low-key�iconic.
upbeat�music
Uh-huh,�oh,�yeah
Oh,�yeah
Uh,�where�she�get�it?
Uh-huh,�uh-uh
[door�closes]
Are�you�sneaking�out?
Do�you�want�some�coffee?
No,�um,�I'm�good,�thanks.
It�was�really�nice to�have�you�here�last�night.
I�think�Mack�missed�you.
[laughs]�He's�a�good�boy.
Um,�I�was�thinking�maybe we�could�go�talk�to�someone.
If-if�you're�ready�to.
I'm�not...�yet.
Thought�it�might�be�a�good�idea.
Well,�you�also�thought it�would�be�a�good�idea
to�fuck�another�woman,�um...
I'm�gonna�go�to�the, um,�expansion
and-and�meet�the�tile�guy.
I'll�see�you�later.
You�can�try�to�fight�it
Go�ahead,�if�you�dare
No�one's�gonna�help�you
This�is�life,�it�ain't�fair
Do�you�got�it?
Do�you�got�it?
Look�at�these�little jelly�bean�toes.
They're�so�squishy. Are�you�looking?
-Yes. -Like-�Look.
-Ooh!�Oh,�he's�perfect. -[Sophie�laughs]
I�mean,�his�cat�box�is�not perfect.�It's�like-�whew.
But�I�cracked�a�window.
Oh,�look�at�this�one. Look�at�this�one.
Come�on.�Have�you�ever�seen anything�cuter?
[Sophie] Aww.
Yeah,�just�the�other 200�pictures
you�showed�me�of your�kitten�yesterday.
Anyway,�um,�how�are�those Rachel�questions�coming�along?
-Oh,�so�good. -Okay.
Yeah,�I�can't�believe�we're wrapping�this�season
with�the�Rachel�Maddow.
I�mean,�we�are�living the�queer�dream�here,�so...
[phone�chimes]
Ooh,�do�you�have�the�green?�Ah.
There's�only�two.
-Um,�Alice. -Yeah?
Did�you�interrupt�a�movie at�a�theater�recently?
Who's�asking?
Uh,�everyone�in�my�DMs.
Apparently�James�Corden retweeted�the�video
and�now�the�hashtag...
-Oh,�my�God,�that�guy. -"AliceSoEntitled"�is...
-is�trending. -"Entitled"?
How�is�that�even...
-All�right.�Yeah,�I�see�it. -Wait�a�minute.
Did�you�yell at�an�elderly�woman,�too?
-Oh,�my�God. -What?�What...?
Okay,�we�had�a�rapport until�she�turned�on�me.
Okay,�and-and...
Oh,�and�then�you�told�everyone how�the�movie�ended.
Oh,�my�God,�it�was�an�old�movie.
Everybody�knows how�the�movie�ends.
-Now�everyone's�talking�about... -[phones�buzzing,�chiming]
...all�this�other�bullshit you've�done.
-[chiming�continues] -[murmuring]
Alice,�do�you�know a�guy�named�Daryl�Brewer?
exciting�music
[gags�quietly]
Oh,�God.
All�eyes�on�me
[Finley] Okay...
All�right,�here�we�are.
A�quarter-mile�incline with�a�view,�baby.
I'm�gonna�run�up�ahead,
find�the�quarter-mile�mark for�us.
-You�got�this. -[Carrie]�Okay.�All�right.
Just�follow�when�you're�ready. Stretch�out.
-Don't�get�hurt. -All�right.
[Carrie] Are�you�sure?
That�looks�like�longer than�a�quarter�mile.
Well,�it's�gonna�get a�lot�closer�once�we�get�going.
-Yeah. -And�then,�uh...
we�can�get�going.
[chuckles]
Well,�you�know,�I�would, uh,�like�that,
I�just�don't�want�to die�during�it.
You�know?
-Okay. -Yeah.
You�know,�um...
I�wasn't�expecting to�feel�all�these...
feelings�with�you,�you�know?
Yeah,�me�neither.
gentle�music
I�mean...
I'm�not�somebody�who�just,
you�know,�jumps�right�into sex�stuff�or�whatever.
Okay.
I�totally�understand�that.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
I�can't�take�another�heartbreak.
We�don't�have�to�do�anything that�you're�not�ready�for,�okay?
[Carrie�sighs]
Obviously.
-Thank�you. -Okay.
But�also�I'm�very�good�at�it.
-You're�what? -[laughs]
I�just-�I�want�you�to�have all�of�the�information.
I�am�excellent�at�it, I've�had�a�lot�of�practice,
it�would�be�a,�you�know, shame�to�miss�out,�really.
I�don't�plan�on�missing�out, Misty.�At�all.�Oh,�look,
a�family�is�here. Hello.�This�is�a�family�hike.
-No�sex�talk. -[Misty]�All�right,�all�right.
[Carrie] It's�a�family�hike,�Misty.
-[Misty�laughs] -Come�on.
Oh,�that's�a... that's�an�incline.
[Misty] We�got�this.
energetic,�upbeat�music
Up�the�tempo
Up the�tempo
[Barry] � Alice, I've�got�the�board�up�my�ass
and�sponsors�ready�to�pull.
What�happened�between you�and�Daryl�Brewer?
I�met�him�at�a�party. He�was�with�his�boyfriend.
Then�his�teammate�came�out of�the�closet,�which...
was�and�is�a�very�brave�thing to�do,�Barry.
-Okay. -Then�Daryl�Brewer
goes�on�national�TV, he�gay-bashes�him,
so�I�responded�by�calling�him a�fucking�hypocrite
and�by�doing�so,�yes, I�guess�I�outed�him.
Oh,�Alice.
But�she�feels very�differently�now,�Barry.
No,�I�don't-�No,�I�don't.
I�feel�exactly�the�same�way.
[Barry] People�are�angry.
They�need�to�see genuine�remorse.
If�you�can't�give�them�that,
we�think�it's�best�if you�cancel�the�show�tonight.
Go�home,�lay�low. Let�this�blow�over.
Barry?�[laughs]
I�am�not�canceling on�Rachel�Maddow,�okay?
Not�my�Maddow.�Not�my�Maddow.
We're�gonna�figure this�thing�out,�Barry.
We�really�want�to�deliver a�great�finale�for�our�fans.
[Barry] That�would�be�ideal,�but...
Thank�you�so�much�for�your leadership�on�this.
-We'll�get�back�to�you. -[Barry] � All�right,
I'm�giving�you�one�shot. Just�don't�make�me
look�like�an�asshole,�Alice.
[Sophie] All�right.�Thank�you,�Barry.
All�right.
What�is�the�way�out�of�this?
I�have�no�fucking�clue.
But�we'll�find�it.
Well,�at�least�you sounded�like�you�knew.
So,�that's�a�good�thing.
What�you�want,�what�you�need
Got�the�smoke, bring�the�weed
Gassed�enough,�tryna�see
If�you�got�that�'93
Right�now
Like�it,�like�it,�like�it
Give�me�that�good�loud
Bring�it�now...
[laughs]
I�think�I�figured�it�out.
Oh,�yeah?�The�song's�working?
[chuckles]�I�think�so.
What's�it�about?
I'm�not�telling�you�that.
Oh,�so�it's�a�secret?
Yeah.
-Oh. -[both�laughing]
Well,�I�like�secrets.
-Let�me�see. -Mm-mm.�Mm-mm.
-Gimme,�gimme. -No,�no,�no,�no,�no.
-Give�me�a�peek. -No.
I�swear�I�can�feel�us�getting close�now...
-Come�on.�Tell�me. -Mm-mm.
So�discreetly�when you�see�me�in�my�Fenty
They�on�the�floor, floor,�floor
Let�them�inhibitions�go, go,�go...
God,�I�love�you.
I�mean,�I�love�what you're�doing.
Is�what�I�meant.
Not,�like,�you.
[phone�buzzing]
Um,�it's...�It's�Sophie.
-I'm-a�just... -Yeah.
-Um,�please. -Yeah,�okay.
Hey,�Soph.
Perfect�timing.
[quiet�chatter]
[Angie] They�probably�can�already�tell.
They�can,�like,�sniff this�shit�out.
[Bella] I'm�the�only�person�who�knows
you're�banging the�professor,�okay?
Was�banging�him.
Was.
[Hendrix] Hey,�uh,�good�afternoon.
We're�about�to�get�started,
so�if�you�could�all�please take�your�seats.
Thank�you.
Bella.
Here,�come�join�us.
-Oh,�yeah. -Yeah.
[Bella�sighs] Okay.
You�got�this.�Good�luck.
Do�I?
[sighs]
You're�the�best�person�I�know.
I�don't�know�about�that. That's...
Oh,�you're�smart�and�kind
and�full�of�life�and�wisdom.
He's�an�idiot and�you're�a�catch.
It's�so�obvious.
Says�who?
gentle�music
You�got�this.
[Hendrix] Thank�you�all�for�coming.
My�name�is�Samuel�Hendrix,
I'm�the�Intro�to�Creative Writing�instructor.
And,�yeah,�okay. Here�we�are.�Um...
I've�been�excited�about�this�day the�whole�semester.
I've�gotten�to�watch these�young�writers
really�come�in�to�their�own.
And�now,�today, you�all�get�a�front-row�seat
at�the�next�generation of�young�poets
and�writers�of�all�kinds.
So,�sit�back,�relax,
and�let's�have�a�good�time.
Dani�has�written�hundreds of�these�public�apologies.
[Dani] I'm�happy�to�give�you�a�template
and�then�we�can�tailor�it together.
Or�a�better�idea, I�could�just�lean�in.
Uh,�I�don't�know,�Alice.
"Lean�in"�sounds�like the�opposite�of�"lay�low."
Yeah.
[Alice] Okay,�look,�if�people�really
think�that�I'm an�out-of-touch...
entitled�asshole,�then�I�say we�make�a�bit�out�of�it.
Uh,�I�fear�that�would make�things�worse.�[chuckles]
Kimmel�would�do�it.
-Um... -[Alice]�Sophie.
You�know�he�would.
Yes,�but...
Kimmel�isn't�a�queer�woman.
Which�is�exactly why�I�should�do�it.
I�know,�Alice,�I�know.
-I�hear�you,�but... -[Alice]�Listen.
I�don't�mean�any�disrespect by�saying�this.
But�you�two�do�not�know�what it�was�like�to�be�gay�back�then.
You�just�don't.
You�weren't�there.
Somebody�with�his�power and�his�status
saying�"down�with�the�fags" was�like�a�normal�thing.
-We�don't�use�that�word�anymore. -It's�the�anti-gay�F-word.
Well,�that's�really�long to�say,�but...�Okay.
I�just... I�don't�regret�what�I�said.
So,�I�don't�think I�should�apologize.
Okay.
Alice...
I�see�you,�I�really�do.
And�I�get�that�this�is�what you�want�to�do.
But�I'm�just�trying to�look�out�for�the�show�here.
We're�still�the�only�ones on�television.
gentle�music
Okay.
I'll�give�you�an�apology.
Make�you�happy?
Yes.
I'm�gonna�go�prep�for�Maddow.
If�you�guys�come�up�with something,�come�find�me.
Okay.
[sighs]
Thank�you.
I'm�just�following�your�lead.
Where�should�we�work?
Come�on.
[student] A�slim�opening�in�the�trees
gives�way�to�the�dirt�path,
which�weaves�down the�hillside...
[quietly]�My�car�got�broken�into a�couple�days�ago.
[student] Young�trees...
I'm�sorry�to�hear�that.
Yeah,�somebody�shattered the�window.
It�cost�me�like�250�bucks to�replace�it.
What�a�terrible�inconvenience.
I�almost�reported�a�theft.
Until�I�realized only�one�thing�was�missing.
What�was�that?
It�was�that�chapbook you�made�me.
A�criminal�with�good�taste.
Maybe.
Or...
maybe�an�immature�person whose�feelings�were�hurt,
so�they�decided�to�vandalize
somebody's�property for�no�reason.
I�had�a�very�valid�reason, Professor�Hendrix.
And�you�know�it.
[student]�...revealing an�aging�playground.
Hey,�Bella, do�you�want�some�candy?
I�have�a�whole�assortment in�my�bag�if�you�want�some.
Yeah,�sure.
She�always�stocks�up at�Duty�Free,�yeah.
-She's�kind�of�perfect�that�way. -Aww.
Well,�thank�you,�that's�so�nice.
Hey,�hey.
-Hi. -Hey.�Come�here.
Aww.�It's�so�good�to�see�you.
-I�miss�you�guys. -Aww,�I�missed�you.
-Hi,�beautiful. -Hello,�hello.
Oh,�Shane,�this�is�Bella. Bella,�this�is�Shane.
How�you�doing,�Bella? Nice�to�meet�you.
Wow,�hot�aunt.
Okay.�I�feel�that.
-Yeah. -Where's�Tess?
She�couldn't�make�it.
But�she�sends�her�love.
Mmm.
[student] ...our�ballroom.
A�sandbox�waiting to�be�transformed...
I�know�it's�not�easy�owning your�own�mistakes
and�trying�to�make�things�right.
I�know�how�that�feels.
Mm.
She's�a�good�person.
I�know.�I�know.
She's�just,�uh...
She's�not�herself�yet.
Yeah,�well,�that�makes�sense. Right?
-I�mean,�her�mom�just�died. -Yeah.
You�two�are�trying to�figure�things�out.
I�know,�I�know,�I�know. It's-it's...
It's�more�than�that.
It�just,�it�feels�like�we're not�moving�forward�together.
gentle�music
Trust�takes�time.
-Right. -Mm.
-Time�and�honesty. -Relentless�honesty.
They've�got�good couples�therapists
in�Toronto,�don't�they?
[laughs]�The�best.
-Ah. -Universal�health�care.
Oh,�okay,�that's�the�secret.
[applause]
[Hendrix] Beautiful.�Beautiful�work,�Ben.
Next�up,�we�have Angelica�Porter-Kennard.
-Whoo! -Go,�G!
-[Bette]�She�looks�nervous. -Wait,�that's-
-[shushing] -Shh,�she's�starting.
tense�music
[Angie] Hi.�[clears�throat]
Nowhere.
[busy�chatter]
[sighs]
-Oh,�hi.�Oh,�nice. -Hey,�you�approve?
Kitties�everywhere.�I�love�it.
-Hey. -Hey.�What�do�you�think�of�this?
"Sometimes�I�lose�sight�of my�own�power�and�responsibility
as�a�public�figure and�it's�in�those�moments
that�I�betray�myself and�my�community."
Mmm.�Okay.�Uh, the�sentiment's�there,
I�just�think�it�needs to�be�in�Alice's�voice
just�a�little�bit�more.
-Copy. -Yeah,�yeah,�yeah.
-[phone�ringing] -Oh,�uh,�one�second.
This�is�Sophie.
[Alice]�Okay,�okay. That's�a�lot�of�torque.
-Whoo!�How�many�CCs�is�this? -Alice.
-What�are�CCs�anyway? -Hey,�Alice.
-Can�I�get�you�for�a�minute? -Do�you�know�what�a�CC�is?
[Alice] Yeah,�okay,�wait.
Here's�what I'm�wondering�though.
The�transition�time�between
landing�with�Rachel,�right? And�landing�the�jump.
Also,�I�think�we�should�walk it�through.�Is�she�here?
Is�she�here�yet?
She's�not�coming.
What?
Maddow�pulled�out.
Sophie...
Did�she�say�why?
Alice...
Oh,�my...
-[Sophie]�But�hey,�hey. -[Alice�sighs]
We�tape�in�45�minutes, we-we-we�can�call�favors.
That's�enough�time.�We�can call�people�in.�It's�fine.
Let's�just...�cancel�the�finale.
-Excuse�me? -Everyone,�canceled!
Alice...
What's�the�point�of�all�this, really?�If�you�think�about�it.
Just�like,�oh,�I�get�on�stage every�week�and�I'm...
you�know,�trying�to�bring a�little�joy�to�everyone.
Just�trying�to�give�a�voice to�all�the�queers!
And�they�turn�on�me?
It's�not�fucking�worth�it,�okay?
Just�run�a,�uh,�clip�show for�all�I�care.
That,�that-�I'm�sorry,�Sophie.
I'll...�I'll�pay�for�it if�it's�broken.
Hey.�You�okay?
somber�music
What�are�you�gonna�do?
You�gonna�cancel�the�episode?
I'm�gonna�make�a�fucking�show.
"Then�I�shouted�to�everyone, everywhere,
but�my�voice�was�heard by�no�one,�nowhere.
I�saw�you�in�the�mirror until�I�grew�up
and�realized�there's�nothing familiar�about�you�anymore,
you�were�just�empty�space where�love�once�lived."
Thank�you.
[applause]
[whooping]
Wait,�that's�the�guy.
-[Bette]�Who? -That's�the�guy,�that's�her�ex.
-No,�no,�that's�her�professor. -I'm�telling�you,
that's�her�ex. Bella.�Is�that�her�ex?
Or�is�that�her�professor?
tense�music
Um...�Uh...
[Tina] Hey!
Get�away�from�my�daughter!
I'm�talking�to�you,�Professor!
What�are�you...? Mom.�Sit�down.
-You're�making�a�scene. -Don't�speak!
What�is�wrong�with�you?!
[groans]
Okay,�okay,�okay,�okay, okay,�okay,�okay,�okay.
[takes�deep�breath]
Margaret�Cho�is�gonna come�back�as�host,
-she's�gonna�kill�it. -[Dani]�Great.
So,�that�takes�care�of�our three-minute�opening�monologue,
but�that�still�leaves�with�me with�four�to�five�minutes�short
without...�Maddow.�God.
What�about�Dre?
They've�been�working on�new�material.
They're�new,�but...
[Sophie]�I've�been�wanting to�do�this�kind�of�thing
for�so�fucking�long.
Make�the�show�about�bringing in�new�talent.
Queer�talent.
[Dani] Okay,�then�let's�do�it.
optimistic�music
[Misty] You're�almost�there.
-Home�stretch.�Here�we�go,�Care. -Just�past�this�line.
[Carrie] I'm�coming.�I'm,�uh...
-[Misty]�Okay. -[Finley]�Come�on,�right�here.
[Misty] You�can�stop�if�you�need�to.
-Okay.�Oh,�God,�I'm- -[Finley]�Right�here.
-Yeah,�come�on.�Right�here. -Come�on.
-Come�on,�you�got�this. -[Carrie]�Oh,�man.
You�got�this. A�couple�more�steps.
-Come�on. -A�couple�more,�you�can�do�it.
-Yes! -Yes!�She's�a�beast,�people!
-You�did�it.�Are�you�all�right? -Please�give�me...
Just�give�me�a�minute, give�me�a�minute.
-How's�the�heart? -I�don't�know.�I�don't�know.
Here,�chug�this.
-You�need�to�drink�this. -You�okay?
-You�okay? -Yeah.�I�think�so.
What�the�fuck�is�in�that?
-What? -Well,�it's�green�powder.
-I�thought�it'd�be�good�for�you. -Oh,�dude.
-It's�got�vitamins�and�stuff. -That's�so�not...
Come�on,�Finley,�I�like�my�water clear,�like�everyone�does.
You�know,�I�like�my�eggs to�be�eggs.
The�doctor�said,�you�know... I'm�just,�I'm�trying�to�help.
I�know,�but�you're driving�me�crazy.
Sorry,�I�just...
I�thought�I�lost�you and�it�was�really�fucking�scary.
-I�know. -[Finley]�I�just...
I�don't�want�to�lose�you, I�love�you.
Not�in�a�gay�way.
I�mean,�you�know, we're�both�gay,
-but... -Yeah.
I�totally�get�that. I�love�you,�too.
A�lot.
Now,�will�you�help�me�get�down this�fucking�hill?
[Finley] Yep.�I�got�you.�Let's�go.
-Let's�go.�Let's�go. -Come�on.
-Carrie? -What?
-I'm�super�gay�for�you. -You�are?
-Mm-hmm. -That's�good�to�know,�Misty.
-Oh,�boy,�my�legs�are�jiggling. -[Misty]�Yeah?
[Finley]�It's�all�right, it's�only�a�half�mile�down.
[Carrie]�A�half�mile? I�knew�you�lied,�Finley.
[Finley] I�wanted�you�to�see�the�view.
[Carrie] I�don't�want�to�see�the�view.
Oh
You�just�fucking�humiliated�me in�front�of�my�entire�class.
[sighs]�We�trusted�you�to take�care�of�yourself.
I�am�taking�care�of�myself.
He�belongs�in�jail.
Okay,�why�didn't�you�tell�us?
-I... -Why�didn't�you�tell�me?
Because�I�don't�owe�you anything!�It's�my�fucking�life!
We�obviously�need to�move�back�here.
No,�I�do�not�want�you�here.
-At�all. -Which�is�clear.
I'm�just�gonna�get�a�condo right�next�to�your�dorm
and�I'm�not�gonna�let�you out�of�my�sight.
-Okay.�Okay. -Okay,�okay,�okay.�All�right.
All�right,�no.�For�the�record, listen,�we're�blaming�him,
-we're�not�blaming�you. -What?�No!�Why?
Oh,�honey, he�took�advantage�of�you.
No,�he�did�not. You're�not�getting�it.
-What�is�he?�Like�27?�28? -[Angie]�Yes.
Yeah,�and�it�was nothing�like�that.
That's�not�the�situation.
Honey,�you�just�don't�see�it that�way�right�now.
But�later�you're gonna�understand:
he�totally�took�advantage of�you.
This�is�exactly�why I�don't�tell�you�anything.
You're�all�acting�like fucking�hypocrites.
Like�you've�never�fallen�in�love with�someone�that�you�shouldn't?
-It's�fucking�bullshit. -[Bette]�Okay.
Okay.�Okay.�Um...
Oh,�no,�okay...
-It's�fine. -[Bette]�Okay,�okay.
[sighs]
[sighs]�All�right, why�don't�we�just,�um...
I�don't�know,�why�won't�we just�go�to�dinner...
Fuck�dinner.�I�don't-
I�don't�want- I�don't�want�to�be�around�you.
Angie,�wait�up!
-Angie,�wait�up.�Wait�up. -No.
-They�just�treat�me�like�a�kid. -[Bella]�No...
They�just�fucking�humiliated�me
and�they�didn't�even fucking�realize�it.
Okay,�now�that�I�saw. I�saw�that.
Like,�can�you�believe�how�wrong
they�all�are about�the�situation?
Like,�they�misjudged�it so�poorly,�you�know?
I-I�sort�of�think... they're�right.
What?
Uh,�I�just�mean,�um...
I�think�it's�weird.
On�his�side.�Not�on�yours.
How?�I�was�the�one that�kissed�him.
I�know,�but�it-it's...
I�was�the�one�that�told�him that�it�was�okay.
Do�you�understand what�I'm�saying?
He�was�the�one that�wanted�to�get�out�of�it.
I�don't�want�to�seem like�I'm�a�fucking�kid
who�doesn't�know�what�she�wants.
-Because�that�is�not�the�truth. -I�know.
I'm�on�your�side! I�am�on�your�side!
I�just-�He�has�all�the�power.
-Okay,�whatever. -That's�real.
May�I�please�have�my�bag?
-May�I�please�have�my�bag? -Okay.
Where�are�you�going?
Don't�worry�about�it.
Piddles�Junior?
I�had�the�worst�day...
getting�canceled.
Oh,�my�God.
What,�am�I�gonna�go�back to�podcasts?�Because�kill�me.
Piddles?
Hey,�little�PJ?
[whistles]
PP?
Little�PP?
Mr.�P?
Where�are�you�hiding?
Are�you�hiding�from�me? Are�you�hiding�from�me?
I�see�you.�I�see�you.
PJ!�PJ!�Piddles!
[gasps]
tense,�dramatic�music
No...�You're�so�little!
You're�my�trigger
Makin'�me�give�in
Oh,�I�can't�help�it
Can't�help�it
Maybe�you�think�all�the�bad could�decay
But�I�think�there's�too�much
That�I'd�need�to�erase
All�my�life I've�been�misunderstood
-[knocking] -Tess!
A�dark�intruder of�the�neighborhood
[knocking�continues]
You�might�come to�like�the�pain
If�you�fall�in�love
Hey.
-Hey.�What's�up?�[laughs] -Um...
I�wanted�to�talk�to�you about�something.
Okay.
I�haven't�been�honest�with�you.
I�never�thought we�needed�a�second�bar.
I�just�bought�it�because I�wanted�to�make�you�happy.
[laughs]
We're�in�the�middle of�a�renovation.
I�know,�I�know, I�know,�but�look,
they�didn't�even put�the�tiles�up�yet.
They're...�They're�here- they're�right�here.
I�understand,�I�understand.
But...
optimistic�music
What�if�it�wasn't�a�bar?
Then�what�would�it�be?
A�salon.
It's�just�an�idea�that�I'm kicking�around,�all�right?
-So,�bear�with�me. -Okay...
But�on�this�side�over�here, a�couple�sinks.
All�right?�And�then...
Along�this�wall�right�here,
the�stations,�with�separate
floor-to-ceiling�mirrors and�some�vintage�barber�chairs.
Huh?�Like,�ambient�lighting.
Maybe�a-a�lounge�area over�in�this�section,�but...
Whatever�it�is, it�would�be�small�and�low-key.
You�would�be�at�Dana's�and...
I�could�be�here.
This�is�just�something I've�been�missing,�Tess.
What�do�you�think?
I�think...�it's�bullshit.
Why�do�you�get�to�make�up all�the�rules?
I�don't,�I�don't,�I�don't.
Tess,�this�was�an�idea.
[Tess] No,�you�do.
You�get�to�fuck whoever�you�want...
[Shane] I�apologized�for�that.
Oh,�yeah,�yeah,�yeah.
And�now�you're�coming�in�here
and�just,�like,�blowing this�whole�thing�up.
This�was�my�dream.
You�are�so�fucking self-centered,�it's�exhausting.
It's�like,�if�you're�not�happy, no�one's�allowed�to�be.
I�can't�do�this�anymore.
Do�what?
I�can't.
[sighs]
I�can't�do�this.�This.
Anymore.
dramatic�music
Oh.�This?
[laughs]
"Cold�Blooded"�by�Ida�Maria
I�put�my�soul�on�ice...
Fuck�you.
I�got�this�question in�my�head
Can�you�wake�me from�the�dead?
I�am
Cold-blooded
I�am
Cold-blooded
Purple,�not�red.
-Hi,�guys.�How�are�you? -Doing�great.
Hi.�Have�the�writers revise�the�cold�open.
Sure.
Oh,�hey.�Um,�cue�the�music cue-in�later�for�Margaret.
I�don't�want�to�drown�out
anything�she�says to�the�audience.
-Thank�you. -Sure�thing,�Sophie.
[sighs]
We�turnin'�it�up, we�turnin'�it�on
We�turnin'�it�up, turnin'�it�on�and�on�and�on
Right,�so�Margaret's gonna�do�your�intro.
You're�gonna�get�touches right�before
you�go�on.�And�then�the�band does�have�your�music,�so-
Dani,�Dani,�Dani.
Are�we�just�gonna�pretend�like this�morning�didn't�happen?
Look,�this�moment�is�not about�that�right�now,�okay?
It's�not�about�me�at�all, really.�It's�about�you.
No,�I�know,�but�I-
[Sophie] Oh,�thank�God,�hey.
We're�live-to-tape�in�20.
You're�gonna�fucking�kill�it.
-[laughs] -Okay,�come�on,�let's�go.
Turnin'�it�on, we�turnin'�it�up
Turnin'�it�on�and�on�and�on
[clerk] Order�152.
I'm�sorry�we�didn't make�it�to�dinner.
It's�okay.�Burgers�are�good.
How�are�you�so�calm�right�now?
[scoffs]�I'm�not�calm.
I'm�vibrating�at�a�very�high frequency�internally�right�now.
Just�trying�to�stay�mindful,
to�reserve�my�white-hot anger�for�him
instead�of�letting�it�decimate some�innocent�bystander.
[clerk] Order�153.
I�just...�I�feel�like�we�should go�find�him�and�just...
We�can't�do�that.
We�want�our�daughter to�tell�us�stuff.
I�mean,�she�didn't�even�feel like�she�could�talk�to�us.
She�was�right.
So,�instead�of�murdering�him,
I�think�we�should�just eat�some�fries.
gentle�music
I�feel�like�we're�losing�her.
We�are.
-She's�pushing�us�away... -No,�don't�say�it.�Don't�say�it.
...and�that's�exactly what�she's�supposed�to�be
-doing�right�now. -I�hate�it.
-I�hate�how�it�feels. -I�know,�I�know.
Me�too,�but�we�want�her�to carve�out�her�own�path,�right?
And�she's�ready. She's�so�fucking�smart.
I�know�she�is.
But�it�doesn't�matter how�smart�you�are,
because�you're�gonna fuck�up�along�the�way.
-Yeah. -Right?
Yeah,�you're�right.
-[clerk]�Order�160. -[indistinct�chatter]
[Tina�sighs]
I�think�I�want�a�number�three.
-Hmm. -That's�what�I�usually�get.
-I'm�gonna�get�that. -Before�I�forget�to�tell�you,
it�was�so�sexy�watching�you stand�up�for�her.
-Really? -Yeah.
Are�you�flirting�with�me?
Maybe.
I�think�you�are�flirting with�me.
-Hey. -Hi,�um,
can�we�get�two�number�threes
-with�cheese�and... -Fries.
-Ooh,�yeah,�fries. -Fries.
And�a�large�Coke.
-Yeah,�we�can�do�that. -Two�straws.
-We're�gonna�share�it. -[laughter]
Piddles?
[kissing]
PJ?�I�got�your�favorite.
Well,�it's�technically�my favorite�but�it's�got�chicken.
-You�love�chicken. -[rustling]
Piddles?
[rustling]
Piddles?
I�hear�you.�I�hear�you.
[screeching]
That's�a�rat.�That's�a�rat.
Oh!�[shudders]
Oh...
[panting]
Okay,�I�get�it.
I�stand�by�my�reasons for�doing�it,
but�I�should've�apologized for�the�rest.
I�get�it,�it's�payback.
But�karma�shouldn't�hurt�cats.
[meowing�in�distance]
optimistic�music
Piddles?�[kissing]
Piddles?
Psst,�psst,�psst,�psst.
[meowing]
Where�are�you?
[meowing]
Piddles.�Piddles!
Piddles,�Piddles,�Piddles.
Oh,�my�God.
-[meowing] -You're�so�high.
-Okay. -[meowing]
Um...
Yeah,�let's�just�call�somebody.
[muttering]�911?
[line�ringing]
[dispatcher] 911.�What's�your�emergency?
Hi,�um,�okay,�this�is�not an�emergency.
I-I...�My�cat�is-is�stuck in�a�tree.
-[meowing] -Can�you�repeat�that?
I'm�so�sorry.
Like,�obviously�I�did�not tell�them�to�say�any�of�that.
And�I�know�that's�exactly
-what�you�were�afraid�of. -Yeah.�Well...
And�so�I,�well...
-What�are�you�doing? -[Hendrix]�I'm-I'm�packing�up
my�stuff. I'm�leaving.
Did�they�fire�you?
[Hendrix] Angie,�take�a�breath.
Everything�is�okay. I�chose�to�resign.
You�did�not�have�to�do�that, I�could've...
I�could've�told�whoever you�wanted
that�it�was�me in�the�first�place.
[Hendrix]�Hey,�you�have done�me�a�huge�favor.
I�never�should've taken�this�job.
Okay?�It's�been�holding�me�back. And�now...
I�can�truly�focus full-time�on�my�book.
Oh.�Okay.
Good�for�you.
So�you�don't�work�here�anymore?
Nope.�I'm�a�free�agent.
I'm�an�unemployed�writer. Now,�I�got�to�figure�out-
Stop�talking.
I�can't�ignore�you
I�really,�really�want�you
So,�baby,�bring�it over�to�me
Okay,�fuck�her.
Right?
-Yes. -Yeah.
Also,�there's�something about�her�face.
-Rubs�you�the�wrong�way. -It�does.
Yeah.�Don't�worry, she�dies�in�a�plane�crash.
[laughs]
Thank�you�for�the�spoiler.
[both�laughing]
I�really�actually like�this�show.
gentle�music
-Hi. -Hi.
Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org
Are�you�sure?
I'm�sure.
somber�music
-Hey. -[crying]�I'm�sorry.
-Hey,�Carrie. -I'm�sorry.
It's�okay.
I�didn't�expect�to�feel this�much,�you�know?
Yeah.
I�almost�died.
I�know,�I�know.
It�hasn't�really�sunk�in�yet, I�don't�think.
Listen,�Carrie, I'm�not�going�anywhere.
Neither�are�you.
-Oh,�my�God,�that's�so�good. -[mouth�full]�Oh,�my�God.
Do�you�ever�miss�L.A.?
Mm,�no.
Hmm.
Not�really.
Mm.
I�have�you,�I�could�be�anywhere.
Yeah,�I�feel�the�same�way.
I�want�to�spend�the�rest of�my�life�with�you.
Same.
What�if�we�got,�um...
Ah.�What�if�we�got�married?
You�know?�I�don't�know.
Throw�a�party�for�our�friends or�something�like�that.
Something�fun.
gentle�music
That's�what�the�dinner�was supposed�to�be�for.
Really?
Yeah.
-[laughs] -I�can't�believe�you�did�that.
[laughs]
Do�you�like�it?
Yeah.
I�like�it�a�lot.
-Can�I�put�it�on? -Yeah.
You�sure�you�like�it?
My�God,�it's�been�in�my�bag�all night.�It's�been�killing�me.
Oh,�you're�so�sneaky. I�don't�know�how�you�did�that.
-[both�laughing] -I�love�it.
It's�so�beautiful.
I�love�you.
I�love�you,�too.
-Mm. -I'm�just...
I�want�it�on�record that�I�asked�you�first.
Oh,�okay.
But�one�could�argue�that�ring
is�proof�that�I�had the�idea�first.
Okay.�One�could�argue.
But�one�wouldn't.
No,�one�most�certainly would�not.
[both�laugh]
Where�have�you�been?
I've�been�waiting my�whole�life
For�someone�like�you to�keep�me�on�my�light
I've�been�down,�I've�been�up
Where,�where,�where are�you�now?
Sometimes�it�takes more�time�than�expected
My�patience�is�running�thin so�I�keep�pretending
I'm�not�down,�I'm�not�out
But�where,�where,�where are�you�now?
Ooh,�ooh
[Misty�moaning]
Is�it�you?
[Carrie] Oh!�Oh!�Oh,�yeah!
Ooh
I�found�you
I'm�not�afraid�of�what's near�and�what's�coming
I�want�the�love�so�do�away with�the�runnin'
I've�been�high, I've�been�low
So�when,�when,�when will�you�show?
Yeah
Ooh,�ooh
Is�it�you?
Ooh
I�found�you
All�right,�all�right, all�right
On�my�way�to�better�days
I�never�was�good�at�change
You're�the�only�place I�want�to�stay
I�found�you,�I�found�you
I�found�you
Ooh,�I�found�you
Ooh,�it's�only�you
[sniffing]
You
Oh...
Oh!
Is�it�you?
Yeah
You
Oh
Honey,�I�found�you
[whooping]
I�found�you
[applause�and�cheering]
-[whooping] -Yeah,�Dre!
[Dre] � The�Lyft�driver�did�not need�to�know�that�about�me.
[Dani] Oh,�yes,�she�did.
She's�gonna�be�like,
"I�drove�Dre�home�the�night of�their�first�show."
[laughs]
She's�never�gonna�say�that.
Well,�I�follow�her on�Instagram�now,
so�we'll�see�who's�right in�the�end.
Are-are�you�going�somewhere?
Yeah,�I'm�gonna�head�home.
Today�was�the�best�day of�my�life.
And�I�owe�you�everything.
-But... -[zipper�closes]
I�meant�what�I�said�earlier.
I'm�falling�for�you.
tense�music
And�if...
you�don't�feel�the�same�way,
I�should�probably�head�home.
Protect�my�heart�a�little.
So...
Where�you�at?
[indistinct�chatter]
PJ?�PJ.�Oh,�my�God.
Oh,�here,�you�should�eat�this, it's�really�good.
-[meowing] -Hi,�honey.
Oh,�thank�you�so�much. Thank�you.�Oh.
Was�that�so�scary?�Hi,�honey.
-Beautiful. -Hi,�Alice.
[meowing�continues]
"Bad�Idea"�by�Dove�Cameron
Oh,�my�God.�That�is�so�annoying.
Could've�said this�day�was�coming...
-Fuck�this�day. -Nice�to�see�you,�too.
You�know�what?
I�don't�feel�the�same�way, Tasha.
-I�was�being�sarcastic. -Okay,�well,
as�you�know, I�have�had�a�very,�very�bad�day.
Oh,�have�you?�And�how�am�I supposed�to�know�that?
Oh,�I�don't�know, because�I've�been�in�the�news
for�the�last�24�hours about�everywhere.
I�mean,�you've�seen�it,�right? They've�all�seen�it.
[Tasha]�Well,�this�may come�as�a�shock�to�you,
but�I�don't�actually�have�a Google�Alert�set�to�your�name.
Right.�Because�you�hate celebrity�culture.
It's�just�so�vapid, it's�so�meaningless,
and�blah,�blah,�blah.
You�never�change.
Well,�I�take�that as�a�compliment.
It�wasn't�intended�as�one.
-[meows] -Yeah,�let's�get�out�of�here.
Thank�you�very�much,�everybody,
present�company�excluded,
for�saving�my�kitten.
We're�happy�together�again. Have�a�wonderful�evening.
Heroes.�Heroes.
Something,�face�to�face
Alice,�wait.
I�know�I�shouldn't�do�it, but�I'm�gonna�do�it
Seems�exactly where�I�shouldn't�go
I'm�running�to�it...
There's�paperwork.
�I�got�a�lot�of�sins
But�you're�my�favorite
Baby,�you're�a�bad�idea
But�I�could�do a�few�more�years
I've�got�a�little left�in�here
Funny�how�you�reappear
In�the�nick�of�time
I�guess�it�didn't�die
Can't�say�we�didn't�try
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