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- Previously onThe Game... - If you want this to work,
you got to choose right now,
it's either me or it's these pills.
At this rate, a hysterectomy
should be in your near future.
TASHA: I'm not having surgery.
But I need another option.
You gave your child up for adoption.
- Jamison's child? - Please don't tell him.
Either you tell him, or I will.
- Hey, Malik. - Shannon?
You know, Tee Tee is getting married.
Tequila Tee Tee?
- Tequila Tee Tee. - What's that?
Research on your paramour.
I don't need your background check.
If that's true, you'll have no problem reading that.
Look at that, one of my favorite students has just joined.
Hi, Malik.
That's India Baroque.
Dawg, she's my kryptonite.
No, Elia means "sun,"
like my tattoo.
Shannon, you are my sun.
Ladies, I left so many of you scarred,
so many hearts broken in the past.
And I just want to apologize for that.
I want to get this off my chest.
Check me out.
♪ Now, there's a hundred million ways♪
♪ For me to really say that♪
- ♪ I'm sorry♪ - ♪ I'm sorry♪
♪ I'm sorry♪
♪ It's been heavy on my brain♪
♪ I don't know what to say except I'm sorry♪
- ♪ I'm sorry♪ - ♪ I'm sorry♪
- ♪ I'm sorry♪ - ♪ I treated them all the same♪
♪ They said I would never change♪
♪ Well, take a look at me now♪
♪ You're looking at a new man♪
♪ And I'm sorry♪
♪ I'm really sorry♪
♪ No, really, really, really♪
♪ Truly, I'm sorry♪
♪ Now, ladies, try to understand♪
♪ I come from humble beginnings♪
♪ Never even knew that I would sleep with 3,000 women♪
♪ But, now, I'm different♪
♪ Listen, I'm just here for forgiveness♪
♪ I spoke to Jesus, he told me that♪
♪ It ain't right how I'm living♪
♪ I had Eva, Lisa, Tina♪
♪ Janet, Bella, Keisha, Kiera♪
♪ Tierra, Monica, and Myesha♪
♪ Laqwanda, Tiana, Marsha, Parker, and Izzy♪
♪ Rosita, India♪
♪ And Serena, please forgive me♪
♪ I married Robin Givens and couldn't make it work♪
♪ What does that say about me? Well♪
♪ I'm pretty much a jerk♪
♪ I'm sorry for the pain♪
♪ I'm sorry for the lies♪
♪ I'm sorry for the hurt♪
♪ I'm sorry for the cries♪
♪ Forgive me for everything♪
♪ I promise you that I changed, and I'm sorry.♪
Hmm.
So, what you think? Dope-a-licious video, right?
Huh.
Before I answer that, I need to know,
why you doing this?
Well, 'cause...
I can never be with Shannon if I don't apologize
to the women I disrespected
trying to fill the void she left in my life, Tee Tee.
And you gonna send this to all of them?
Dawg, this is my personal apology.
Well, I can't find 42 of them,
and seven of them died,
but don't worry, dawg, I prayed and I asked God
to tell them I'm sorry, so we good on that one.
You doing all this for Shannon?
No, I'm doing this for me,
so one day I'll be worthy of Shannon.
Well, in that case,
it is a dope-a-licious video, Malik.
Great, 'cause this one's for Ally.
Nah. Bad idea.
Ally's already skittish about you being my best man
'cause of the... history you two had.
Tee Tee, that's the reason why I'm doing this,
for the both of us, man.
Let sleeping dogs lie, Malik.
- [chuckles] - And in case it isn't clear,
you are the dog in this metaphor.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
got to go vomit, take a shower, and get dressed.
♪ Day is done♪
♪ Gone the sun♪
♪ From the lake, from the hill♪
♪ From the sky♪
♪ All is well♪
♪ Safely rest♪
♪ God is nigh.♪
That was beautiful.
- What is it? - Thank you.
It's, um, a song my mom used to sing to me when I was little.
She used to say it would make good days great.
So, today is officially
gonna be a great day. [laughs]
Well, that's one week and no pills, so I'll second that.
Baby!
Apollo just booked me on Behind The Voice
with DJ Cruise.
Oh, that's fantastic. Sounds like you'll be
- DJ Cruising to stardom. - [laughs]
- Ooh. - I'm-a set a calendar alert,
so you don't forget.
- Cheeky. - Mm-hmm.
Hey, babe, don't forget to watch my interview with DJ Cruise.
It starts right now.
- Okay, I love you. - I won't forget.
Speaking of pills, how you doing?
Truth?
If I had one in front of me, I don't know what I'd do.
But I have you,
- so I'm good. - So, you're good.
I'm good.
This looks so good.
Presentation can mask the flaws.
Oh, speaking of,
should I present in...
this one or this one?
Well, you have no flaws, so
you'd taste delicious in anything.
Let's find out.
[both moaning]
And you're sure I can't convince you to be my plus-one?
Babe, I don't even know Tee Tee like that,
and, besides, you'll be working.
I'm the day-of coordinator.
I'm gonna have time for, you know, a dance or two.
Well, we can get a dance or two
when I get back from Lake Havasu.
You would rather teach pole dancing
to Ms. Gladys and her silver foxes
- at a retreat than come with me. - [laughs]
No, no, I-I'd rather be here, but a promise is a promise,
and, plus, I need the cash.
I guess I can survive
two night in bed alone,
but the question is, can you?
Mm, you not, you not playing fair.
I never do. Okay, come on,
Garret's cooking breakfast, so be nice.
It's bad enough I had to watch Sound of Musicwith you, him,
and Raquel, and now I got to eat the man's eggs?
- You loved it. - [scoffs]
You did. You had a little thug tear
at the end and everything, I seen you.
It wasn't a tear. It was, like, a, um...
it was a shimmer.
- Shimmer? Yes, okay. - Yes.
- You're right. - Mm.
- Be nice. - Yes, ma'am.
- Thank you. Yes. - Nice.
Got it.
Just one and done.
Is J.J. Judas joining us?
Yes, he is,
and you need to relax and let all that strike stuff go.
Well, I'm happy to, as soon as he apologizes.
Come on, babe, it's wedding day,
and I love weddings, they're so magical.
I don't know, they bring out a lot of secrets.
- Secrets? - Yeah.
What kind of secrets?
Uh, magic and secrets, a perfect pair.
♪ Weddings are magic♪
♪ A day of joy ain't no one fixin'♪
♪ To shake♪
♪ You got flowers♪
♪ And spilling tea over cake♪
♪ Weddings are magic♪
♪ They cast a spell on miracles and fun♪
♪ When soulmates find a tax shelter♪
♪ I mean, two become one♪
♪ But with love♪
♪ Comes secrets sewn in the♪
♪ Wedding dress, think of love♪
♪ Not secrets and try to worry less♪
♪ Can you trust the woman♪
♪ You want to make your wife♪
♪ When there could be secrets♪
♪ Teabagging your whole life♪
♪ Where there's love, there's secrets♪
♪ There's always gonna be♪
♪ But with weddings comes a joint♪
♪ Tax entity, weddings are magic♪
- ♪ Or not♪ - ♪ Weddings are magic♪
- ♪ And tough♪ - ♪ Weddings are magic♪
♪ I'm scared♪
♪ And what could go wrong?♪
Yeah.
Yeah. [clapping]
Now, that singing is way better
than The Sound of Music. Bravo, y'all, bravo.
♪ Thanks, but we weren't singing.♪
Stop. I heard you, all of you. [chuckles]
♪ Oh, boo, quit playing.♪
Okay, so-so, you-you weren't just singing?
♪ No, no, no.♪
And, you weren't either?
♪ No.♪
♪ No.♪
♪ Weddings are magic!♪
♪
- [phone rings] - Yo.
Tell me you didn't crash my ride.
Look, I know it's a hoopty, but it's my first hoopty.
JAMISON: Your car is good, I'm not.
Brit, Raquel, and Garret
just started singing and dancing out of nowhere.
♪ Did they sing and dance♪
♪ Or did they dance and sing♪
♪ Was it good or great♪
♪ Or was it mind-blowing?♪
Aw, man, not you, too.
Nah, I'm messin' with you.
I fucks with musicals.
Bro, stop playing with me, okay?
I was stupid, I took one of those pills,
and now I am tripping.
All right, sound like you got a party pill,
but if you can hear me song-free, you can control it,
or at least the visual sensory is the trigger.
Okay, h-how long is it supposed to last, man?
I got to hit the road tomorrow.
Oh, yeah, you'll be good by then,
but it is time-released,
so, for the next nine, ten hours,
buckle up, you in for a hell of a ride.
Ladies, I left so many of you scarred,
so many hearts broken in the past.
And I just want to apologize for that.
[laughs] Wow.
Okay, dare I ask what this is?
This is my apology to all of the women
that I've offended over the years with my playboy ways, Ma.
Mm, okay, I'll come back when you're 80.
[both laugh]
Ma, I've decided to go after Shannon.
It's like Tee Tee said, "When you find someone
"you want to spend forever with,
you want forever to start as soon as possible."
- That's from a movie, fool. - For real?
- Mm-hmm. - Which one?
The hell if I know, but I do know you need to stop
obsessing over Shannon.
You need to focus on this new league, Malik.
Keep your eyes on the bag.
Ma, I can chew gum and swallow at the same damn time,
- okay? I got this, Ma. - [sighs]
I love you. Mwah.
I'm-a go get dressed.
♪ I had Eva, Lisa, Tina♪
♪ Janet, Bella♪
♪ Keisha, Kiera♪
♪ Tierra, Monica, and Myesha...♪
WOMAN [over phone]: Tasha Mack.
Hey, girl.
You want to go to a wedding with me?
Malik's gonna be there.
[laughs]
[string instruments playing]
Friends and family of the bride to the left,
groom to the right. Thank you.
Babe, sound check is done, and, Brit,
you did your thing. This is so romantic.
Raq, you know, that's kind of my superpower,
making other people's dreams come true.
So, you haven't told Jamison about you crossing paths
- with his baby mama yet? - Oh, girl,
no, not yet.
He's got a lot going on, more than you know.
But I will let him know that he's a dad
when you let Garret all the way in your life.
Oh, don't sleep, sis, you might be telling him
- sooner than you think. - Oh. [chuckles] Okay.
- Yeah. - What's the plan?
Well, you know, weddings and secrets,
a girl got to have one, am I right?
- Oh, okay, Ms. Secrets. - Mm-hmm.
[chuckles] Look, can you do me a favor,
make sure the bride is good while I finish up here.
For sure.
Maybe Ally got some juicy secrets to share with me.
- Ooh. Juicy. - Juicy.
[laughs] Thanks, Raq.
How much longer, Doc? I got to get dressed.
I can't be on CPT.
Ms. Mack, please, relax.
I'm trying,
but I got these boulders in my body and
my son is chasing after Shannon,
and I'll be damned if I let her
slither her way back into his life.
So, if it takes me getting needles in my body
and drinking coffee that tastes like shit, I will.
- Kopi luwak. - Hmm?
Made from berries defecated by the Asian palm civet.
What you mean "defecated"?
It tastes like shit 'cause it is shit.
Oh, shit.
Done.
Just remember, Ms. Mack,
acupuncture's gonna help your fibroids,
but there is no medicine for fear.
I ain't afraid of nothing.
Okay, fear don't live here.
Good. Then both you and your son will be fine.
20 minutes, lie still.
I'll return.
Okay.
[sighs]
♪
♪ Can't put a bandage on your♪
♪ Family♪
♪ No pill that you can take♪
♪ To make them whole♪
♪ Or act less triflin'♪
♪ There's a poison comes♪
♪ With living♪
♪ And worry♪
♪ Is a symptom of the soul♪
♪ But I'm not afraid♪
♪ Of rocks in my vagina♪
♪ I am not afraid♪
♪ Pookie, hope your sperm had fun♪
♪ I am not afraid♪
♪ This milf will persevere♪
♪ Doc, can you give me a shot♪
♪ Or is there not a cure♪
♪ For fear♪
♪ God, you got to take control♪
♪ 'Cause there ain't♪
♪ No♪
[sustaining note]
♪ Cure for fear.♪
[phone ringing]
[quietly]: Shit.
[sighs]
- Hello? - Ms. Tasha, look up.
I didn't want to disturb you.
So, why the hell did you call me?
Well, I had to get my stripper pole,
and I had to drop off Malik's key.
You couldn't just give it to him at the wedding?
I would, but I'm not going.
Oh, so your girlfriend's gonna be dateless
'cause your teammates are there?
Well, I'm not into the whole "wedding" thing.
You know who once said that,
"I'm really upset I went to that wedding"?
- Who? - Nobody.
'Cause being around all that love
does everybody good,
even a fool like you, Jamison.
I miss you, Ms. Tasha.
- I wish you were still my agent. - Ah.
Get the hell out of here.
Okay, 'cause this is really weird,
you staring at me with my needles. [laughs]
It's a little weird. Yeah, I'm sorry. [laughs]
[sighs]
You got a minute, mate?
Ah, for you, brother,
I got two. Talk.
My dad ran a background check on Raquel,
which I did not read,
but now she's talking about secrets...
And you want me to tell you you're making the right move
by not reading it and trusting her.
I am, right?
- Where's the background check? - It's in my pocket.
- Okay, well, give it to me. - It's private.
It ain't that damn private, dawg. Your dad know.
You want to know. Hell, hand it over,
I'll read it and tell you if you should know.
I can't do that.
But if you reach into my left coat pocket...
Dawg, I am not reaching in no grown-ass man's pocket.
♪ Damn, dawg, I thought you was the man for a minute♪
♪ Now these thoughts back and forth in your head♪
♪ Like it's tennis, don't be shy, just admit it♪
♪ Your pride could be in it, but your heart really saying♪
♪ You ain't ready for what's in this♪
♪ It's all good, you could cry, don't be timid♪
♪ I'll be right here by your side♪
♪ Like a Jadakiss lyric, it's a wedding♪
♪ After all, everybody gets emotional, but not♪
♪ The same reasons that you gonna get emotional♪
♪ Bruv, Raquel's a good woman♪
♪ And you know this, but focus♪
♪ I'm not trying to be the one to blow this♪
♪ An atom bomb and this envelope, both explosive♪
♪ Like two locomotives, the thought's just repulsive♪
♪ Okay, well, what if the approach is we keep it low♪
♪ Never give her notice 'cause everything♪
♪ You don't know, you probably need to know it♪
♪ Like what if she got kids she ain't tendin'♪
♪ A husband that would miss, and a terrorist with missiles♪
♪ Dawg, she could be an assassin or a ninja after your cash♪
♪ Now you're gone past November, the past not the past♪
♪ We should open it and have a see 'cause either way♪
♪ This love story could end in tragedy♪
♪ Is it a sweepstakes payout?♪
♪ Let me see it♪
♪ Hot vacation, flying frequent♪
♪ Wedding vows you wrote in secret♪
♪ Bad Bunny, Garret, you shouldn't have.♪
He didn't.
It's a... This is a love letter
from Garret. It's just not finished yet.
Aw, papi,that's so sweet.
♪ But I really got to go♪
♪ Brit, DEFCON 5, trouble with the bride♪
♪ She looking like a no-show.♪
♪ Get the peeps to their seats♪
♪ Ten minutes to showtime♪
♪ Thanks for coming, boo, it's very nice of you♪
♪ And that first dance is all mine.♪
[chuckles]
♪ T-H-A-N-K Y-O-U♪
♪ Thank you, truly, thank you.♪
You're welcome. We all have secrets, Garret.
Whatever's here, it doesn't matter.
I know how I feel about Raquel, and that's not gonna change.
- Hey, India. [laughs] - Hey, Tasha.
BOTH: Mwah.
Love the dress, and so will Malik.
I know, I wore it just for him, kryptonite green.
- Ooh. [purrs] - [laughs]
Okay, now, look, I'm moving Cindy over to
table nine, she's having salmon.
And that's gonna put you right here at table two
next to your Superman.
- Mm, okay, nice. - Mm-hmm.
Looks like I'm having dark meat.
Ooh. Don't hurt him.
[both laugh]
Hey, hey, Brenda, listen,
I just want to apologize for that night in the submarine,
when you raised my periscope,
and my missile launched too soon. [laughs]
- [line disconnects] - Hello?
Hello? Well, shit.
Hello. Oh, there he is now.
Mm-hmm. Yes.
You-you all remember India.
Baroque. Mm-hmm. [laughing]
- Yo, JJ Jiggly. - Huh?
♪ Hide a brother quickly, India Baroque is in the house♪
- What? - ♪ And if I didn't mention♪
♪ I'm at full attention♪
♪ Ain't no way in hell I can turn her down, dawg.♪
- True. Okay, follow me. - Yeah.
[clears throat]
- Hey. - TASHA: Have you seen Malik?
How you doing?
♪ Malik.♪
♪ Hey.♪
♪ Father knows best♪
♪ Was laid to rest♪
♪ With Donna Reed♪
♪ Hoovering floors in heels♪
♪ And pearls♪
♪ Mama, this is a setup♪
♪ Baby, I know♪
♪ What you need♪
♪ 30-inch water wave, fast-ass♪
♪ Girls♪
♪ I'm your mama, don't you♪
♪ Overthink♪
♪ You brought my kryptonite of sneaky links♪
♪ To bone♪
♪ Mama knows best♪
♪ Believe that♪
♪ That's the deal Mama gets them to sign♪
♪ Ma, keep my Hancock off your dotted line♪
♪ Leave me alone♪
♪ Mama knows best♪
♪ Like always♪
♪ Mama knows♪
♪ All day, every day♪
♪ No ifs and buts♪
♪ About it♪
♪ Your mama knows best, don't even play♪
♪ Around♪
♪ Mama knows best♪
♪ Of all.♪
Dawg, you are on your own.
[whispers]: Good luck.
India,
why don't we finish this later.
- Sure, baby. - Mm-hmm.
- Can't wait. - Mm-hmm.
Dude, what did you say to Ally?
Brittany said she locked herself in the bathroom,
and she won't come out.
Uh, nothing.
I just told the bride-to-be I'm sorry.
All right, apology accepted.
Well, apparently, there's some feelings of latent guilt
because now she's saying she's not worthy of marrying me.
Okay, dude, if I didn't ruin it with a swimming pool threesome,
trust me, I bet you my bank account
this ain't gonna do it, Tee Tee.
Malik, maybe this isn't obvious,
- but you're just not helping. - Okay.
Well, maybe this will.
As your best man, I say we go to the altar, wait,
Brittany got this. Hey.
I promise you on our friendship, brother,
Ally will be there.
Okay. Come on.
[sighs]
MALIK: Hey.
Malik, I swear,
if this turns into a Runaway Bridesituation,
I'm gonna kill you.
Then it would be more like
Four Weddings and A Funeral.
Four Weddings,
best romcom ever.
[laughs] I know, right? I'm sorry, who's this?
Oh, my bad, I'm Lo-Allen.
'Lik asked me to watch the ring,
so he wouldn't lose it.
Well, did he lose it?
It ain't lost, is it?
Damn, dawg, relax. And, for the record,
the best romcom is The Best Man, like me.
[scoffs] Overrated.
You want a real romcom, Notting Hill.
- Ugh. - Now that is a masterpiece.
Right actress, wrong movie.
My Best Friend's Wedding, hands down.
Ooh, no. You know what? All y'all crazy, okay?
'Cause everybody knows that the best romcom
is Coming to America.
- The first one. - INDIA: Definitely.
- Bark like a dog. - Woof! Woof!
- [both laugh] - Yeah, I just love it
when they all go to McDougal's.
ALL: It's McDowell's!
♪ There is a time for us♪
♪ To settle down with the one♪
♪ Of your choosing♪
♪ Then you realize♪
♪ That the truth is♪
♪ Sometimes life♪
♪ Is a movie♪
♪ Romcom wrote the book, really wrote the book♪
♪ Romcom wrote the book on love♪
♪ Romcom wrote the book, if you really look♪
♪ Romcom wrote the book on love♪
♪ Sometimes the truth's stranger than fiction♪
♪ Sometimes we overthink love♪
♪ Love can be wanted, whatever you want♪
♪ It's what Quincy and Monica was♪
♪ Look,The Preacher's Wife has taught me this♪
♪ You can fall back in love with the one you with♪
♪ If your love got a Jones, know you better believe her♪
♪ 'Cause making it right ain't always making it even♪
♪ Romcom wrote the book♪
♪ Really wrote the book, romcom wrote the book♪
♪ On love♪
♪ Romcom wrote the book♪
♪ If you really look♪
♪ Romcom wrote the book♪
♪ On love♪
♪ Romcom put your life on a new track♪
♪ Same way that Stella got her groove back♪
♪ You don't have to leave, you can choose to stay♪
♪ You can play games, but remember, two can play♪
♪ You can boomerang back to me, baby♪
♪ Brown sugar make you act so crazy♪
♪ Want to take a breath and exhale♪
♪ But you waiting♪
♪ There's a thin line between♪
♪ Love and hate♪
♪ Romcom wrote the book♪
♪ Really wrote the book♪
♪ Romcom wrote the book on love♪
♪ Romcom wrote the book♪
♪ If you really look♪
♪ Romcom wrote the book on love.♪
[guests murmuring]
I do.
RAQUEL: Everyone put your hands
together for Mr. and Mrs. Terrence Carter.
[cheering, applause]
♪
That's it, my boy.
[whooping]
Come on, Tee Tee. [laughs]
Dude, did you read this?
Oh, you mean the document that I put in the rubbish
because I don't want to read it?
Trust me, brother, you want to read this.
Listen, Malik, whatever dirt
my dad dug up on Raquel, I don't care.
See, that's just it, bro, it ain't even about Raquel.
It's about her mom. She's doing hard time
in prison in New York, bro.
She's been in there since Raquel was a kid.
What? Why?
Don't know. Didn't say.
This doesn't change anything.
When Raquel is ready, she'll tell me.
♪
- Hey, Superman. - Ooh.
You ready?
We really doing this at a wedding?
Oh, come on, I'm sure it's not your first time.
Or fifth, but only twice with the bride.
And now for our first dance as husband and wife,
Tee and Ally, this is for you.
["Forever" playing]
♪ From this moment on♪
♪ All my trust in you♪
♪ I love you till♪
♪ The sun dies out♪
♪ Till the mountains move♪
♪ From this moment on♪
♪ You got my heart♪
♪ In your hands♪
♪ And it's whole again♪
- ♪ Forever♪ - Okay, baby.
♪ I need you more in the morning♪
♪ Than coffee...♪
Hey. Let's dance.
Whoa, whoa.
The music is gone.
- Say that again. - Are you okay?
♪ We always dreamed of this life...♪
Never better.
I am pill free, and staying that way.
- Let's dance. - Let's dance.
♪ And I found it all♪
♪ In you♪
♪ This moment on♪
♪ All of my trust in you♪
♪ I love you till the sun dies out♪
♪ Till the mountains move♪
♪ From this moment on♪
♪ You got my heart♪
♪ In your hands♪
♪ And it's whole again♪
♪ Forever.♪
INDIA: [moaning] Oh, Malik!
- It's so hard. - MALIK: Mm-hmm, yeah.
I know, India. Don't cry, baby girl.
You said she's your sun?
That is so beautiful.
It's like a romantic comedy.
I know, right?
And to get her back, I got to do this.
So, India,
will you please, please forgive me?
I've never had
a man beg me not to have sex with him.
But of course I forgive you.
Ah, yes, good, okay.
Thank you. [exhales]
Now only 2,364 more to go.
Maybe don't mention the number.
That's kind of disgusting.
Good idea.
♪
Promise me that we'll always be honest with each other?
I promise.
In fact, there's something I'm dying to ask you.
Garret Evans... will you go on tour with me?
What?
The week we're in New York.
I'd love for you to see a show, and maybe meet my mom.
Your mother?
You sure you're ready for that?
No, I'm... I'm definitely not.
But if I'm being honest, um...
I think it's time.
Then my answer is yes.
[both laughing]
- Oh. Malik. - [laughs]
Ma, I really can't believe you invited
India here just to distract me from Shannon.
Mm-hmm, and it almost worked.
I don't get it. If I can forgive Shannon, why can't you?
Because the last time you loved her, she hurt you.
- Bad. - Hmm.
And I don't ever want you to hurt like that again, baby.
Well, Mom, it's my life. It's my decision.
It's my pain.
I'm not a child anymore.
No, you're not.
But you're gonna always be my baby.
Okay?
[clucks tongue] So what did you say to the bride
to get her to the altar?
I just told her that the best day of my life was
when my parents got remarried, and she didn't want
- to deprive her son of that. - Oh.
Wow, that's amazing.
Only because it's true.
Well, I pray that whenever I have kids,
their mom is as wonderful as you.
Jamison, I need to tell you something.
Me first.
I didn't want to come today because this scares me.
Everything I've ever loved in my life, I've lost.
And I didn't want to lose us.
What I'm trying to say is that...
...I love you, Brittany.
Yeah. [chuckles]
Uh, your turn.
What did, what did you want to tell me?
Just...
...that I love you, too.
TEE TEE: All right, everybody, listen up.
- It's about that time. - GUEST: What time is it?
For the Soul... Train line!
- [cheering, clamoring] - Let's go!
["Celebrate" by Kool & the Gang playing]
♪ There's a party goin' on right here♪
♪ A celebration to last throughout the years♪
♪ So bring your good times and your laughter too♪
♪ We gonna celebrate your♪
♪ Party with you, come on, now♪
♪ Celebration♪
♪ We gonna♪
♪ Celebrate and have a good time♪
♪ It's time to come together♪
♪ It's up to you, what's your pleasure?♪
♪ Everyone around the world, come on♪
♪ Celebrate good times, come on♪
♪ Let's celebrate♪
♪ We're gonna have a good time tonight♪
ALL [chanting]: Go, Tee Tee. Go, Tee Tee.
♪ Let's celebrate, it's all right♪
♪ Celebrate good times♪
♪ Come on♪
♪ It's a celebration♪
♪ Celebrate good times, come on.♪
DJ: That was Kool & the Gang performing "Celebration."
Now let's relax the vibes
- and slow down the groove. - [slow R&B music plays]
- Okay. - [turns radio off]
That's enough music for one week.
♪ Day is done♪
[turns radio off]
- ♪ Gone the sun♪ - What? What?
[turns radio off]
- ♪ Sun...♪ - [turns radio off]
- ♪ From the...♪ - What is this? Come on, man.
♪ From the hills, from the sky♪
Come on. What?
♪ From the hills, from the sky♪
♪ All is well, safely rest♪
♪ God is nigh♪
♪ God is nigh.♪
♪ There's a time for us♪
♪ To settle down with the one of your choosing♪
♪ And you realize that the truth is♪
♪ Sometimes life is a movie♪
♪ Romcom wrote the book♪
♪ If you really look, romcom wrote the book on love♪
♪ Sometimes the truth stranger than fiction♪
♪ Sometimes we overthink love♪
♪ Love can be wanted, it's whatever you want♪
♪ It's what Quincy and Monica was♪
♪ Look,The Preacher's Wife has taught me this♪
♪ You can fall back in love with the one you with♪
♪ If your love got a Jones, know you better believe her♪
♪ 'Cause making it right ain't always making it even♪
♪ Romcom wrote the book♪
♪ If you really look, romcom wrote the book on love♪
♪ Romcom put your life on a new track♪
♪ Same way that Stella got her groove back♪
♪ You don't have to leave, you could choose to stay♪
♪ You could play games, but remember two can play♪
♪ You can boomerang back to me, baby♪
♪ Brown sugar make you act so crazy♪
♪ Wanna take a breath and exhale, but you waitin'♪
♪ There's a thin line between love and hating♪
♪ Romcom wrote the book♪
♪ Really wrote the book, romcom wrote the book on love♪
♪ Romcom wrote the book♪
♪ If you really look, romcom wrote the book on love.♪
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