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Adult mark: In the
summer of 1987,
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I became a working man.
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My brother had always
mowed the lawn at vocm.
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But now that he was leaving
the nest for university,
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It fell to me to keep the
grass at an even two inches.
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The only problem was,
I was deathly allergic.
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And very, very weak.
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[lawnmower starts]
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["walkin' on sunshine" by
katrina and the waves plays]
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Adult mark: For the
first time in my life,
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I wanted summer to end.
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I had played my cards
close to my wheezing chest.
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Summer had separated me
from my school crush,
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And the drama made me
feel like I was living
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In one of the old
movies that I loved.
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Fox: I'm coming with
you to your weird house.
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Mark: No.
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You're getting on that
bus, where you belong.
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You'll be alone
all summer, nerd!
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You're saying this
only to make me go.
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I'm saying it because it's true.
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If that bus leaves to
school and you're not on it,
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You'll regret it. Fox: No.
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Mark: Maybe not today, maybe
not tomorrow, but soon,
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And for the rest of your life.
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[bus starts]
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Fox: But what about us?
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We'll always have recess.
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I guess.
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See on the bus, dumbass.
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Mark: No...
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No...
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No!
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Nooo!
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Dick: No, boy!
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Nooo!
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?
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Mark: Oh, no.
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Oh, no!
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[kettle whistling]
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Mark: Pop! Gross!
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Pop: A sink is a sink.
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Your father is
still on the toilet!
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Mark: So? Wait your turn!
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Pop: Are you mad?
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Do you know how
many people I know
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Who have lost their teeth?
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Gumming their food
with smiles like ducks.
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You know, I'm the
only one from my class
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That can actually eat
an apple without glue.
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I've got teeth like a zipper!
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Mary: Here.
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Put your teeth to use.
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You're up early.
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Nobody in this house has
ever wanted to go to school.
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And you smell... Nice.
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[sighs] yeah, um...
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Two squirts of
mike's drakar noir.
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Mary: Oh! Mark: Too much?
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Just enough.
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Pop: Smells like puberty to me.
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Mark: Pop! Pop:
Well, it's true.
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I mean, you're
becoming a man now!
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Sudden interest in girls,
hair popping up everywhere,
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A set of permanent teeth...
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Mary: Well, he still
has one baby tooth,
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So he's still my baby!
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[kisses]
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Mike sr: Mary?
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Can you help me with my tie?
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One of my babies.
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Adult mark: While I had
shamed my old man at work...
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Mike jr: I'm home!
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Adult mark: My brother
filled him with pride.
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By working at the radio station
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To help pay for university,
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He was rebelling by
slowly becoming my father.
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Hi. Bye.
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Mike sr: How was
your day at work?
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Oh, you mean "night"?
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Yeah, I'm friggin' wiped, but...
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Finally getting the
hang of the board.
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So, you think maybe I could come
in for a day shift sometime?
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Even hop on air? 'cause
I think I could...
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You've got bigger fish
to fry than radio.
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The first critch to
go to university.
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Mary: Oh, that university
still hasn't cashed
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That tuition cheque!
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I wish they'd hurry up and get
the money out of the account.
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I'm terrified to buy anything!
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Mike jr: Ah, I wouldn't
worry too much about that.
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Alright, I'm heading to bed.
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Pop: Make sure you
brush your teeth first!
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You remember len
marshall, right?
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It turns out he's
got false teeth.
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I mean, I never knew this, but
it came out in conversation.
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No, and literally came
out, the dentures...
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Flew out onto the table!
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Turns out they belong
to his dead wife.
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But he's such a cheapskate
that he wouldn't get a new set.
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Her jaw was bigger than his.
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She had a head like a melon.
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Mike jr: Night,
pop. Pop: Morning.
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Mark: Right, I'm off.
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Don't want to miss my bus!
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See ya!
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Ah, gawd.
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Puberty.
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[upbeat music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[music slows]
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Adult mark: No fox.
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But her brothers were there.
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New year, same dork.
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Where's fox?
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Silver fox: Aww, you hear that?
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Little nerd wants to
know where our sister is.
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Middle fox: Our sister's
too hot for you!
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Mark: You think your
own sister's hot?
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Silver fox: Yeah...
What the hell, man?
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Middle fox: What? No, gross!
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Silver fox: Wait...
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You don't know!
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Adult mark: For the first
time in their lives,
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The fox brothers knew something
that someone else didn't.
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Mark: What?
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What is it? Where is she?
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Middle fox: He don't even
know she got a boyfriend,
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And we're not gonna tell him!
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What?
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Adult mark: A boyfriend?
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I'd been listening
to a mixtape of lies.
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Unless they were the
ones lying to me.
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Silver fox: I wants the
window! Middle fox: I wants it!
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[loud smack] middle fox: Ah!
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Adult mark: But chances
were, the fox brothers
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Weren't smart enough for that.
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Middle fox: Awww,
b'y! My head!
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?
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Ritchie: Mark! Hey!
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Grade eight! I'm stoked!
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Mark: Hey.
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Ritchie: These are
my new friends.
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They live by me!
Isn't that crazy?
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Adult mark: New friends?
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Had everyone forgotten about me?
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Ritchie: Check it out.
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I can skateboard now!
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Wanna try?
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No, thank you.
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I don't skate...
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Or ride a bike.
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I'm not into transit.
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[tires squealing]
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["rock you like a hurricane"
by the scorpions plays]
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? here I am ?
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? rock you like a hurricane ?
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Ritchie: That kid looks
too young to drive.
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Adult mark: Millard mcginty!
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A tenth-grader brazen enough
to drive on a learner's permit
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Without an adult
present in the car!
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Ritchie: Wait...
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?
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? Lust is in cages 'til
storm breaks loose ?
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? just have to make it
with someone I choose ?
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Ritchie: Are they
dating? Mark: Shut up.
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Ritchie: I didn't do anything!
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? The wolf is hungry,
he runs the show... ?
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Silver fox: Ha! Told ya.
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[engine revs]
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[emotional music]
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?
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[school bell rings]
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Yes, michael f. Critch
junior is the name.
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Well, no, that can't be right.
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Well, 'cause I
registered him myself.
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Cancelled?
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Are you sure?
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Well, thank you so much.
You've been very helpful.
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That sneaky little shagger.
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?
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[indistinct chatter]
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Ow!
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Middle fox: Stop staring
at my sister's desk, perv.
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Adult mark: While his
sister had outgrown me,
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Her brother had devolved,
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Repeating the grade
for the second time.
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Just pick on someone
your own size.
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Oh, that's right.
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Everyone your size
is in high school.
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Just 'cause I failed again
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Don't make you the
same age as me.
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Attention, students.
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I have some...
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Unsettling news.
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I know that many of you
expected that sister margaret
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Would be your teacher this year.
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I am sorry to be the
one to tell you this,
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But sister margaret is dead.
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[students gasping]
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Mark: But... How?
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Sister rose: Metaphorically.
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She was "killed" by your
new teacher, ms. Fowler.
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Come in!
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Get it over with.
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[upbeat music]
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Hello, children.
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Sister?
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Sister rose: I told you!
Sister margaret is gone.
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And in her place we have...
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Ms. Fowler.
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Oh, yes, mark?
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What is happening?
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Well, over the summer...
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Sister rose: Ms. Fowler
renounced her vows.
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Vows of poverty,
obedience, and...
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Chastity.
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"for a spirit of harlotry
has led them astray.
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"and they have
played the harlot,
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"departing from their
vows." hosea 4:12.
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Fox: You dumped god?
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Wicked!
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Sister rose: Yes, child. It
is most certainly wicked!
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Fox: Wicked means good, sister.
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Mark: What's so
"good" about this?
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You can't just love god in June
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And love somebody
else in September!
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Ms. Fowler: Well,
I'm not in love...
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Fox: Shut up!
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Maybe she just got lonely.
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Mark: Well, maybe god at
least deserved a phone call!
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I... I mean, a prayer.
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Sister rose: See
what you have done?
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If it were up to me, I'd
cast you from the faculty
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Like lucifer from heaven!
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Ms. Fowler: Uh, for the
record, I still love jesus,
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Just not in...
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That way.
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Take out your
scribblers, children.
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Adult mark: As fox had
blossomed into womanhood,
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Sister margaret had
gone from nun to fun.
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Even a nun hit
puberty before I did.
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Mike jr: Mom! What the hell?
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Mary: Rise and shine,
professor pants-on-fire.
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I called the school.
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I... I was gonna tell you.
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I swear. I-I tried, but...
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Dad.
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Mary: You're gonna
break his heart.
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Mike jr: I thought I wanted
to leave, and then...
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I started working at
the station, and...
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I like it. Like, a lot.
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Mary: You entitled
little arsehole!
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Why should you be the
only one in the family
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Who gets to do what he likes?
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Mike jr: Mom! For the
first time in my life,
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I feel like I'm...
Good at something!
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Please?
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I've never felt this way
about anything before.
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You think you could at
least give me a chance?
261
00:10:14,124 --> 00:10:16,758
You're gonna have to be the
one to tell your father.
262
00:10:16,893 --> 00:10:18,893
Because if you're gonna be
running around his back,
263
00:10:18,895 --> 00:10:24,298
You're gonna have to
do it to his face.
264
00:10:24,367 --> 00:10:26,767
[door shuts]
265
00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:36,643
What ya doing?
266
00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,045
Pop: Len marshall died.
267
00:10:38,081 --> 00:10:40,026
Mark: The guy with
his wife's teeth?
268
00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:41,782
Yes, how did you know?
269
00:10:41,818 --> 00:10:43,496
Mark: Well, you told
me this morning.
270
00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:45,186
I'm so sorry for your loss.
271
00:10:45,188 --> 00:10:47,988
Pop: Ah...
272
00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:50,391
He was my last living
childhood friend.
273
00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:51,658
That's it!
274
00:10:51,695 --> 00:10:55,062
I'm an endangered species now.
275
00:10:55,131 --> 00:10:57,143
If you liked him so
much, then why are you
276
00:10:57,167 --> 00:10:58,777
Cutting him out of
all your pictures?
277
00:10:58,801 --> 00:11:00,846
Pop: Because I can't
stand to see dead eyes
278
00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:02,469
Staring at me from the walls.
279
00:11:02,505 --> 00:11:05,272
When somebody dies,
they're dead to me.
280
00:11:05,341 --> 00:11:06,406
Full stop.
281
00:11:06,543 --> 00:11:08,703
Do you want me to go to
the funeral with you?
282
00:11:08,811 --> 00:11:10,845
Pop: No, I'm not
going. Mark: Why not?
283
00:11:10,847 --> 00:11:12,725
Pop: Well, he's not
coming to mine, is he?
284
00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:14,026
Mark: Hm. Pop: Funny.
285
00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:17,218
Best friends never get to
go to each other's funeral.
286
00:11:17,353 --> 00:11:19,398
Adult mark: Pop acted
like he was letting go,
287
00:11:19,422 --> 00:11:21,355
But his friend's
death had left a hole
288
00:11:21,357 --> 00:11:23,624
Bigger than even he could cut.
289
00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,560
Mark: Pop? Pop: Mm-hm?
290
00:11:26,629 --> 00:11:31,232
Mark: What's the worst part
of losing someone you love...
291
00:11:31,234 --> 00:11:32,299
Like?
292
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:38,884
There's a difference, you know,
293
00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:42,276
Between telling a
story and sharing one.
294
00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:45,379
Now, I could tell you about
the time that me and len
295
00:11:45,381 --> 00:11:49,049
Stole apples from a
barrel when we were kids.
296
00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:52,119
But if len was here,
297
00:11:52,122 --> 00:11:54,655
He'd probably argue, "nah,
they're weren't apples,
298
00:11:54,657 --> 00:11:57,692
"they were oranges," you know?
299
00:11:57,694 --> 00:12:00,061
There's just...
300
00:12:00,196 --> 00:12:03,664
No one to reminisce with.
301
00:12:03,733 --> 00:12:06,200
They're not memories.
302
00:12:06,335 --> 00:12:08,803
They're just ghost stories now.
303
00:12:10,873 --> 00:12:12,406
You could make new memories.
304
00:12:12,475 --> 00:12:15,543
Change doesn't
have to be the end.
305
00:12:15,612 --> 00:12:18,246
Not all your friends are gone.
306
00:12:18,248 --> 00:12:22,550
[chuckles] you're right.
307
00:12:22,552 --> 00:12:23,984
Onwards.
308
00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:25,686
Mark: Onwards.
309
00:12:25,755 --> 00:12:28,823
[both chuckle]
310
00:12:28,892 --> 00:12:31,091
Mark: [sighs]
311
00:12:31,127 --> 00:12:35,429
[sentimental music]
312
00:12:35,565 --> 00:12:38,232
?
313
00:12:38,234 --> 00:12:41,569
?
314
00:12:41,704 --> 00:12:46,374
?
315
00:12:46,509 --> 00:12:50,244
?
316
00:12:50,246 --> 00:12:52,580
?
317
00:12:52,582 --> 00:12:55,449
?
318
00:12:55,518 --> 00:12:58,385
[sighs]
319
00:13:00,323 --> 00:13:01,789
Ritchie: Am I doing it?
320
00:13:01,924 --> 00:13:03,924
Ah!
321
00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:06,727
Ritchie: How 'bout now?
322
00:13:06,863 --> 00:13:09,330
Adult mark: At school, they
vaccinated us for polio
323
00:13:09,399 --> 00:13:12,266
And measles, but if they
really wanted to protect us,
324
00:13:12,302 --> 00:13:14,801
They would have
vaccinated us for love.
325
00:13:14,803 --> 00:13:16,337
Fox: Oh my god.
326
00:13:16,339 --> 00:13:17,404
Really?
327
00:13:17,406 --> 00:13:19,806
Millard: You are now fringed.
328
00:13:19,843 --> 00:13:22,076
That means that you're mine now,
329
00:13:22,145 --> 00:13:23,710
And I'm yours.
330
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:29,950
Take a picture, it lasts longer.
331
00:13:29,952 --> 00:13:31,551
What?
332
00:13:31,588 --> 00:13:33,353
Fox: Millard, don't.
333
00:13:34,557 --> 00:13:35,656
Stop staring at her.
334
00:13:35,658 --> 00:13:37,625
Mark: I-I wasn't. I'm not.
335
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,260
Silver fox: Aw!
336
00:13:39,395 --> 00:13:42,029
He was her little boyfriend.
337
00:13:42,065 --> 00:13:44,431
He's still in love.
338
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,434
[kissy noises]
339
00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:47,468
[brothers laugh]
340
00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:49,737
Is that true? Did
you go out with him?
341
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:52,172
[tense music]
342
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:56,043
Adult mark: First love feels
like it can never end...
343
00:13:56,178 --> 00:13:57,478
Until it does.
344
00:13:57,613 --> 00:14:00,181
No...?
345
00:14:00,183 --> 00:14:03,117
[brothers laugh]
346
00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:07,521
[emotional music]
347
00:14:07,523 --> 00:14:08,956
?
348
00:14:08,992 --> 00:14:10,068
Millard: What's wrong?
349
00:14:10,092 --> 00:14:11,136
Fox: Nothing. I'm late.
350
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,661
Millard: Wait,
what? Are you...
351
00:14:13,796 --> 00:14:16,731
Adult mark: The only way
to know you really had love
352
00:14:16,866 --> 00:14:21,335
Is to lose it.
353
00:14:21,337 --> 00:14:23,937
Silver fox: Ow!
What was that for?
354
00:14:23,973 --> 00:14:25,673
Middle fox: [laughs]
355
00:14:25,742 --> 00:14:28,876
Ow! B'y!
356
00:14:29,011 --> 00:14:32,279
?
357
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:40,074
Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
358
00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:43,557
Dick: Always cut on the angle.
359
00:14:43,693 --> 00:14:45,137
That's it. Perfect!
360
00:14:45,161 --> 00:14:47,328
Radio's in your blood, buddy.
361
00:14:47,397 --> 00:14:50,330
Mike jr: Can we turn
it on? Dick: Yes, b'y.
362
00:14:52,835 --> 00:14:57,004
Dick: That's it now. Yeah.
363
00:14:57,139 --> 00:14:58,505
There you go.
364
00:14:58,507 --> 00:15:00,007
Give'r.
365
00:15:00,043 --> 00:15:01,641
[jingle music plays on tape]
366
00:15:01,678 --> 00:15:03,555
? you're a part of
the wide world... ?
367
00:15:03,579 --> 00:15:05,980
Dick [on tape]: It's
the vocm morning show!
368
00:15:06,049 --> 00:15:09,450
Stay in bed a little longer,
me lovelies, with dick dunphy!
369
00:15:09,452 --> 00:15:12,452
Mike sr: [sighs] good god.
370
00:15:12,488 --> 00:15:14,721
Dick: So, ya tell
yer old man yet?
371
00:15:14,757 --> 00:15:17,858
Mike jr: Nah. My mom
says I should, but...
372
00:15:17,994 --> 00:15:19,939
I don't think I have
the heart for it.
373
00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:21,261
Dick: He'll get over it.
374
00:15:21,397 --> 00:15:23,531
What do you need university
for, anyway, man?
375
00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,932
That's for eggheads, brother.
376
00:15:25,969 --> 00:15:27,702
You belong in radio.
377
00:15:27,837 --> 00:15:30,670
Oh... Thanks, dick.
378
00:15:30,707 --> 00:15:34,208
And hey, maybe I can be
as good as you someday.
379
00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:35,442
[knocking on window]
380
00:15:35,511 --> 00:15:37,289
Mike sr: You greasy
prick, god forgive me!
381
00:15:37,313 --> 00:15:38,946
You got that boy ruined!
382
00:15:39,015 --> 00:15:40,614
What the hell do you
know about univer...
383
00:15:40,616 --> 00:15:43,283
[silence]
384
00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:45,263
Gotta patch him through.
You remember how?
385
00:15:45,287 --> 00:15:46,798
Mike jr: Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Uh...
386
00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:47,855
Studio one.
387
00:15:47,857 --> 00:15:49,401
Mic up. Fade on.
388
00:15:49,425 --> 00:15:51,203
Mike sr: You bugger!
You ruined his life!
389
00:15:51,227 --> 00:15:53,561
Dick: Jeez, b'y, mike!
I never done nudding!
390
00:15:53,563 --> 00:15:54,828
The boy is good.
391
00:15:54,864 --> 00:15:56,297
Almost as good as me.
392
00:15:56,299 --> 00:15:57,831
Mike sr: And your
mother knows about this?
393
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:58,766
I'm a newsman!
394
00:15:58,768 --> 00:16:00,879
How the hell am I the
last person on earth
395
00:16:00,903 --> 00:16:02,302
To find out my son's a drop-out?
396
00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:04,016
Dick, you are nothing
but a no good...
397
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,384
[button clicks] [silence]
398
00:16:05,408 --> 00:16:06,952
Dick: That there's
the mute button.
399
00:16:06,976 --> 00:16:08,709
You wants to know where that is.
400
00:16:08,711 --> 00:16:09,844
Mike jr: Yeah.
401
00:16:09,979 --> 00:16:14,648
[rock sting]
402
00:16:14,684 --> 00:16:16,317
[school bell rings]
403
00:16:16,452 --> 00:16:18,986
It's a nice day. Take
your lunch outside.
404
00:16:18,988 --> 00:16:20,221
Get some fresh air.
405
00:16:20,223 --> 00:16:24,825
I could use a smoke.
406
00:16:24,861 --> 00:16:26,860
You only live once!
407
00:16:29,032 --> 00:16:32,866
[indistinct chatter in hallway]
408
00:16:35,972 --> 00:16:37,637
Fox: Hey...
409
00:16:39,942 --> 00:16:41,374
So, what...
410
00:16:41,411 --> 00:16:43,210
Do you hate me now?
411
00:16:44,146 --> 00:16:45,980
Yes.
412
00:16:45,982 --> 00:16:47,481
No.
413
00:16:47,483 --> 00:16:50,150
I dunno, I... I
just thought that...
414
00:16:51,054 --> 00:16:53,687
What?
415
00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:57,291
Nothing.
416
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,626
Fox: I never even
seen you all summer.
417
00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:03,730
And summer was
like another world.
418
00:17:03,766 --> 00:17:05,099
And then...
419
00:17:05,168 --> 00:17:06,967
I just...
420
00:17:06,969 --> 00:17:09,236
I dunno.
421
00:17:09,272 --> 00:17:11,772
You know?
422
00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:15,209
No.
423
00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:17,355
Adult mark: There was
nothing more to say.
424
00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:19,046
Whatever it was, it was gone.
425
00:17:19,048 --> 00:17:22,316
Like glass, a broken heart
might one day be fixed,
426
00:17:22,385 --> 00:17:25,785
But you will always
see the crack.
427
00:17:30,526 --> 00:17:32,646
Mary: You promised me
you would tell him.
428
00:17:32,728 --> 00:17:36,063
Mike sr: I never should
have let you work up there.
429
00:17:36,065 --> 00:17:37,865
You can still go to university.
430
00:17:37,934 --> 00:17:39,266
You can still be somebody.
431
00:17:39,302 --> 00:17:41,822
Mike jr: I don't need to go to
university to be somebody, dad.
432
00:17:41,871 --> 00:17:43,816
Mike sr: Who are you
gonna be, dick dunphy?
433
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:44,840
Mary: Jesus, mike!
434
00:17:44,974 --> 00:17:47,086
Even dick dunphy doesn't
want to be dick dunphy.
435
00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:49,388
Mike jr: Did you ever think,
even for a second, dad,
436
00:17:49,412 --> 00:17:52,346
That I want to be like you?
437
00:17:52,415 --> 00:17:55,049
You always say that radio
is nothing to be proud of.
438
00:17:55,051 --> 00:17:56,083
You know what?
439
00:17:56,218 --> 00:17:59,353
I'm proud of you.
440
00:17:59,488 --> 00:18:01,455
Even if you're not.
441
00:18:01,457 --> 00:18:05,826
[sentimental music]
442
00:18:05,895 --> 00:18:09,363
?
443
00:18:14,837 --> 00:18:17,637
Mark: [sighs]
444
00:18:17,673 --> 00:18:22,042
["at this moment"
by billy vera plays]
445
00:18:22,044 --> 00:18:23,044
[sighs]
446
00:18:25,481 --> 00:18:30,250
? what did you think ?
447
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:34,854
? I would do at this moment ?
448
00:18:34,891 --> 00:18:39,693
? when you're standing
before me... ?
449
00:18:39,729 --> 00:18:42,730
Well, looks like I'm not the
only one who's lost someone.
450
00:18:42,865 --> 00:18:44,731
Mark: [sighs]
451
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:50,004
Why can't things just
stay the way they are?
452
00:18:50,139 --> 00:18:52,206
Pop: [sighs]
453
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:53,673
Have you ever heard the phrase,
454
00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:56,076
"there's plenty more
fish in the sea?"
455
00:18:56,078 --> 00:19:00,281
Yeah, well, now, a fish
may love living in a pond,
456
00:19:00,283 --> 00:19:03,417
But if he just swam
a little bit further,
457
00:19:03,419 --> 00:19:06,586
He'd find that there's
a whole ocean out there.
458
00:19:06,622 --> 00:19:08,489
Unless, of course,
something eats him.
459
00:19:08,491 --> 00:19:11,759
[chuckles] now,
that reminds me...
460
00:19:11,761 --> 00:19:13,727
Do you know what's for supper?
461
00:19:14,864 --> 00:19:16,463
I'm not hungry.
462
00:19:16,465 --> 00:19:17,631
I've got a toothache.
463
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,700
Pop: Really? Ooh,
let me have a look!
464
00:19:19,769 --> 00:19:20,634
Mark: Uh...
465
00:19:20,636 --> 00:19:22,514
Pop: Let me see!
Here, let me see.
466
00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:24,271
Uh-oh! Oh, yeah.
467
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:26,506
Your last baby tooth is loose.
468
00:19:26,576 --> 00:19:27,920
Alright, head back. Mark: Ah!
469
00:19:27,944 --> 00:19:29,843
Go on, back! Hang on!
470
00:19:29,879 --> 00:19:31,645
Ah! Got it!
471
00:19:31,681 --> 00:19:34,248
Well... Looks like
somebody's growing up.
472
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,950
[tooth clinks into
glass] pop: Onwards.
473
00:19:37,019 --> 00:19:38,252
Mark: [sighs]
474
00:19:38,254 --> 00:19:39,352
Onwards.
475
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:41,455
Pop: [chuckles]
476
00:19:50,966 --> 00:19:52,733
[button clicks and "at
this moment" continues]
477
00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:55,669
? when I'm faced
with the knowledge ?
478
00:19:55,705 --> 00:19:59,873
? that you just
don't love me... ?
479
00:20:00,009 --> 00:20:02,142
Adult mark: You never
know the value of a moment
480
00:20:02,144 --> 00:20:05,546
Until it becomes a memory.
481
00:20:05,548 --> 00:20:09,082
? Or say things
to hurt you... ?
482
00:20:09,151 --> 00:20:11,684
Adult mark: If only we knew
what ones we would yearn for
483
00:20:11,686 --> 00:20:13,020
When we are older.
484
00:20:13,155 --> 00:20:17,625
Then we could soak them in
before they were gone forever.
485
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,960
Maybe then we would
have fewer regrets.
486
00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:26,233
? Or raise my hands to you... ?
487
00:20:26,368 --> 00:20:29,970
? now, come on, you
know me too well. ?
488
00:20:29,972 --> 00:20:33,040
?
489
00:20:33,175 --> 00:20:35,776
? How could I hurt you... ?
490
00:20:35,911 --> 00:20:37,823
Fox: It's over!
Leave me alone.
491
00:20:37,847 --> 00:20:40,147
Millard: Are you kidding?
Wait, wait, wait!
492
00:20:40,216 --> 00:20:41,793
Is this 'cause of
that little geek?
493
00:20:41,817 --> 00:20:43,450
Frig off!
494
00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:47,054
[quietly] oh... He's dead.
495
00:20:47,123 --> 00:20:50,190
[car starts]
496
00:20:50,259 --> 00:20:53,661
? what do you think ?
497
00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:58,398
? I would give
at this moment? ?
498
00:20:58,534 --> 00:21:03,604
? If you'd stay, I'd
subtract 20 years ?
499
00:21:03,739 --> 00:21:06,940
? from my life. ?
500
00:21:06,942 --> 00:21:11,078
? I'd fall down on my knees ?
501
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:15,348
? kiss the ground
that you walk on ?
502
00:21:15,384 --> 00:21:18,819
? if I could just
hold you again. ?
503
00:21:18,888 --> 00:21:23,357
[saxophone solo]
504
00:21:23,426 --> 00:21:27,694
?
505
00:21:27,763 --> 00:21:32,966
?
506
00:21:33,002 --> 00:21:38,705
? I'd fall down on my knees... ?
507
00:21:38,741 --> 00:21:44,244
?
508
00:21:44,246 --> 00:21:47,447
? If I could just hold you... ?
509
00:21:47,497 --> 00:21:52,047
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