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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,794 --> 00:00:04,857 Adult mark: In the summer of 1987, 2 00:00:04,881 --> 00:00:07,482 I became a working man. 3 00:00:07,551 --> 00:00:10,351 My brother had always mowed the lawn at vocm. 4 00:00:10,421 --> 00:00:12,766 But now that he was leaving the nest for university, 5 00:00:12,790 --> 00:00:15,623 It fell to me to keep the grass at an even two inches. 6 00:00:15,659 --> 00:00:19,160 The only problem was, I was deathly allergic. 7 00:00:19,196 --> 00:00:21,696 And very, very weak. 8 00:00:21,765 --> 00:00:23,865 [lawnmower starts] 9 00:00:25,202 --> 00:00:26,968 ["walkin' on sunshine" by katrina and the waves plays] 10 00:00:26,970 --> 00:00:28,915 Adult mark: For the first time in my life, 11 00:00:28,939 --> 00:00:30,371 I wanted summer to end. 12 00:00:30,407 --> 00:00:33,374 I had played my cards close to my wheezing chest. 13 00:00:33,376 --> 00:00:36,044 Summer had separated me from my school crush, 14 00:00:36,046 --> 00:00:38,224 And the drama made me feel like I was living 15 00:00:38,248 --> 00:00:41,449 In one of the old movies that I loved. 16 00:00:41,452 --> 00:00:43,652 Fox: I'm coming with you to your weird house. 17 00:00:43,654 --> 00:00:44,719 Mark: No. 18 00:00:44,721 --> 00:00:46,788 You're getting on that bus, where you belong. 19 00:00:46,790 --> 00:00:49,124 You'll be alone all summer, nerd! 20 00:00:49,126 --> 00:00:51,166 You're saying this only to make me go. 21 00:00:52,129 --> 00:00:54,329 I'm saying it because it's true. 22 00:00:54,331 --> 00:00:55,942 If that bus leaves to school and you're not on it, 23 00:00:55,966 --> 00:00:57,110 You'll regret it. Fox: No. 24 00:00:57,134 --> 00:00:59,868 Mark: Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, 25 00:00:59,937 --> 00:01:01,177 And for the rest of your life. 26 00:01:01,205 --> 00:01:04,139 [bus starts] 27 00:01:04,208 --> 00:01:05,540 Fox: But what about us? 28 00:01:06,610 --> 00:01:08,209 We'll always have recess. 29 00:01:09,279 --> 00:01:10,878 I guess. 30 00:01:10,914 --> 00:01:13,949 See on the bus, dumbass. 31 00:01:14,084 --> 00:01:15,483 Mark: No... 32 00:01:15,552 --> 00:01:16,617 No... 33 00:01:16,653 --> 00:01:17,752 No! 34 00:01:17,821 --> 00:01:18,821 Nooo! 35 00:01:18,955 --> 00:01:20,689 Dick: No, boy! 36 00:01:20,824 --> 00:01:22,757 Nooo! 37 00:01:22,793 --> 00:01:24,893 ? 38 00:01:25,028 --> 00:01:27,562 Mark: Oh, no. 39 00:01:27,697 --> 00:01:30,365 Oh, no! 40 00:01:30,367 --> 00:01:34,302 [kettle whistling] 41 00:01:34,371 --> 00:01:36,103 Mark: Pop! Gross! 42 00:01:36,140 --> 00:01:37,606 Pop: A sink is a sink. 43 00:01:37,608 --> 00:01:39,574 Your father is still on the toilet! 44 00:01:39,610 --> 00:01:41,343 Mark: So? Wait your turn! 45 00:01:41,345 --> 00:01:42,544 Pop: Are you mad? 46 00:01:42,679 --> 00:01:44,479 Do you know how many people I know 47 00:01:44,481 --> 00:01:45,846 Who have lost their teeth? 48 00:01:45,883 --> 00:01:48,716 Gumming their food with smiles like ducks. 49 00:01:48,752 --> 00:01:50,885 You know, I'm the only one from my class 50 00:01:50,954 --> 00:01:54,389 That can actually eat an apple without glue. 51 00:01:54,458 --> 00:01:57,058 I've got teeth like a zipper! 52 00:01:57,094 --> 00:01:58,393 Mary: Here. 53 00:01:58,395 --> 00:02:00,929 Put your teeth to use. 54 00:02:00,931 --> 00:02:02,063 You're up early. 55 00:02:02,099 --> 00:02:04,666 Nobody in this house has ever wanted to go to school. 56 00:02:04,668 --> 00:02:07,235 And you smell... Nice. 57 00:02:07,237 --> 00:02:08,648 [sighs] yeah, um... 58 00:02:08,672 --> 00:02:11,072 Two squirts of mike's drakar noir. 59 00:02:11,108 --> 00:02:12,473 Mary: Oh! Mark: Too much? 60 00:02:12,475 --> 00:02:13,741 Just enough. 61 00:02:13,743 --> 00:02:15,477 Pop: Smells like puberty to me. 62 00:02:15,612 --> 00:02:17,456 Mark: Pop! Pop: Well, it's true. 63 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:18,980 I mean, you're becoming a man now! 64 00:02:18,982 --> 00:02:22,417 Sudden interest in girls, hair popping up everywhere, 65 00:02:22,552 --> 00:02:24,486 A set of permanent teeth... 66 00:02:24,621 --> 00:02:26,165 Mary: Well, he still has one baby tooth, 67 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:27,622 So he's still my baby! 68 00:02:27,757 --> 00:02:28,890 [kisses] 69 00:02:28,892 --> 00:02:30,024 Mike sr: Mary? 70 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:31,425 Can you help me with my tie? 71 00:02:31,461 --> 00:02:32,694 One of my babies. 72 00:02:32,829 --> 00:02:34,974 Adult mark: While I had shamed my old man at work... 73 00:02:34,998 --> 00:02:36,064 Mike jr: I'm home! 74 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:37,877 Adult mark: My brother filled him with pride. 75 00:02:37,901 --> 00:02:39,467 By working at the radio station 76 00:02:39,469 --> 00:02:41,036 To help pay for university, 77 00:02:41,038 --> 00:02:43,805 He was rebelling by slowly becoming my father. 78 00:02:43,874 --> 00:02:45,707 Hi. Bye. 79 00:02:45,776 --> 00:02:47,353 Mike sr: How was your day at work? 80 00:02:47,377 --> 00:02:48,710 Oh, you mean "night"? 81 00:02:48,712 --> 00:02:50,511 Yeah, I'm friggin' wiped, but... 82 00:02:50,547 --> 00:02:52,158 Finally getting the hang of the board. 83 00:02:52,182 --> 00:02:55,182 So, you think maybe I could come in for a day shift sometime? 84 00:02:55,219 --> 00:02:57,296 Even hop on air? 'cause I think I could... 85 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,721 You've got bigger fish to fry than radio. 86 00:02:59,790 --> 00:03:02,423 The first critch to go to university. 87 00:03:02,459 --> 00:03:04,170 Mary: Oh, that university still hasn't cashed 88 00:03:04,194 --> 00:03:05,460 That tuition cheque! 89 00:03:05,595 --> 00:03:08,074 I wish they'd hurry up and get the money out of the account. 90 00:03:08,098 --> 00:03:09,242 I'm terrified to buy anything! 91 00:03:09,266 --> 00:03:12,200 Mike jr: Ah, I wouldn't worry too much about that. 92 00:03:12,269 --> 00:03:13,469 Alright, I'm heading to bed. 93 00:03:13,536 --> 00:03:15,515 Pop: Make sure you brush your teeth first! 94 00:03:15,539 --> 00:03:17,316 You remember len marshall, right? 95 00:03:17,340 --> 00:03:19,007 It turns out he's got false teeth. 96 00:03:19,009 --> 00:03:21,943 I mean, I never knew this, but it came out in conversation. 97 00:03:22,078 --> 00:03:24,479 No, and literally came out, the dentures... 98 00:03:24,481 --> 00:03:27,415 Flew out onto the table! 99 00:03:27,550 --> 00:03:29,651 Turns out they belong to his dead wife. 100 00:03:29,786 --> 00:03:32,554 But he's such a cheapskate that he wouldn't get a new set. 101 00:03:32,556 --> 00:03:35,022 Her jaw was bigger than his. 102 00:03:35,058 --> 00:03:36,558 She had a head like a melon. 103 00:03:36,693 --> 00:03:38,204 Mike jr: Night, pop. Pop: Morning. 104 00:03:38,228 --> 00:03:39,761 Mark: Right, I'm off. 105 00:03:39,763 --> 00:03:41,162 Don't want to miss my bus! 106 00:03:41,198 --> 00:03:42,297 See ya! 107 00:03:42,432 --> 00:03:44,565 Ah, gawd. 108 00:03:45,502 --> 00:03:46,801 Puberty. 109 00:03:46,837 --> 00:03:50,238 [upbeat music] 110 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:54,109 [indistinct chatter] 111 00:03:54,244 --> 00:03:56,911 [music slows] 112 00:03:59,283 --> 00:04:04,252 Adult mark: No fox. 113 00:04:04,321 --> 00:04:05,987 But her brothers were there. 114 00:04:06,122 --> 00:04:08,089 New year, same dork. 115 00:04:09,126 --> 00:04:10,191 Where's fox? 116 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:11,960 Silver fox: Aww, you hear that? 117 00:04:12,095 --> 00:04:15,262 Little nerd wants to know where our sister is. 118 00:04:15,299 --> 00:04:17,531 Middle fox: Our sister's too hot for you! 119 00:04:17,533 --> 00:04:19,012 Mark: You think your own sister's hot? 120 00:04:19,036 --> 00:04:21,269 Silver fox: Yeah... What the hell, man? 121 00:04:21,338 --> 00:04:22,949 Middle fox: What? No, gross! 122 00:04:22,973 --> 00:04:24,405 Silver fox: Wait... 123 00:04:24,541 --> 00:04:25,606 You don't know! 124 00:04:25,676 --> 00:04:27,419 Adult mark: For the first time in their lives, 125 00:04:27,443 --> 00:04:29,622 The fox brothers knew something that someone else didn't. 126 00:04:29,646 --> 00:04:30,678 Mark: What? 127 00:04:30,747 --> 00:04:32,680 What is it? Where is she? 128 00:04:32,683 --> 00:04:34,827 Middle fox: He don't even know she got a boyfriend, 129 00:04:34,851 --> 00:04:37,218 And we're not gonna tell him! 130 00:04:37,353 --> 00:04:39,454 What? 131 00:04:39,589 --> 00:04:40,755 Adult mark: A boyfriend? 132 00:04:40,824 --> 00:04:43,691 I'd been listening to a mixtape of lies. 133 00:04:43,727 --> 00:04:45,893 Unless they were the ones lying to me. 134 00:04:45,929 --> 00:04:48,174 Silver fox: I wants the window! Middle fox: I wants it! 135 00:04:48,198 --> 00:04:49,330 [loud smack] middle fox: Ah! 136 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:50,976 Adult mark: But chances were, the fox brothers 137 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,299 Weren't smart enough for that. 138 00:04:52,336 --> 00:04:54,969 Middle fox: Awww, b'y! My head! 139 00:04:55,038 --> 00:04:57,171 ? 140 00:05:01,578 --> 00:05:03,244 Ritchie: Mark! Hey! 141 00:05:03,246 --> 00:05:06,280 Grade eight! I'm stoked! 142 00:05:06,316 --> 00:05:07,316 Mark: Hey. 143 00:05:07,450 --> 00:05:09,584 Ritchie: These are my new friends. 144 00:05:09,653 --> 00:05:12,120 They live by me! Isn't that crazy? 145 00:05:12,189 --> 00:05:13,454 Adult mark: New friends? 146 00:05:13,490 --> 00:05:15,190 Had everyone forgotten about me? 147 00:05:15,325 --> 00:05:16,458 Ritchie: Check it out. 148 00:05:16,593 --> 00:05:18,926 I can skateboard now! 149 00:05:22,265 --> 00:05:23,398 Wanna try? 150 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:24,566 No, thank you. 151 00:05:24,568 --> 00:05:26,468 I don't skate... 152 00:05:26,470 --> 00:05:28,136 Or ride a bike. 153 00:05:28,205 --> 00:05:30,204 I'm not into transit. 154 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,306 [tires squealing] 155 00:05:32,376 --> 00:05:38,345 ["rock you like a hurricane" by the scorpions plays] 156 00:05:38,382 --> 00:05:40,982 ? here I am ? 157 00:05:41,051 --> 00:05:42,683 ? rock you like a hurricane ? 158 00:05:42,719 --> 00:05:45,320 Ritchie: That kid looks too young to drive. 159 00:05:45,455 --> 00:05:47,088 Adult mark: Millard mcginty! 160 00:05:47,157 --> 00:05:49,958 A tenth-grader brazen enough to drive on a learner's permit 161 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,460 Without an adult present in the car! 162 00:05:52,595 --> 00:05:54,362 Ritchie: Wait... 163 00:05:54,364 --> 00:05:55,963 ? 164 00:05:56,032 --> 00:05:59,233 ? Lust is in cages 'til storm breaks loose ? 165 00:05:59,269 --> 00:06:03,705 ? just have to make it with someone I choose ? 166 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,541 Ritchie: Are they dating? Mark: Shut up. 167 00:06:06,676 --> 00:06:07,916 Ritchie: I didn't do anything! 168 00:06:08,044 --> 00:06:10,645 ? The wolf is hungry, he runs the show... ? 169 00:06:10,647 --> 00:06:14,182 Silver fox: Ha! Told ya. 170 00:06:14,251 --> 00:06:15,251 [engine revs] 171 00:06:22,526 --> 00:06:27,795 [emotional music] 172 00:06:27,864 --> 00:06:31,399 ? 173 00:06:31,534 --> 00:06:36,070 [school bell rings] 174 00:06:42,078 --> 00:06:45,346 Yes, michael f. Critch junior is the name. 175 00:06:45,415 --> 00:06:47,348 Well, no, that can't be right. 176 00:06:47,484 --> 00:06:51,219 Well, 'cause I registered him myself. 177 00:06:51,221 --> 00:06:53,288 Cancelled? 178 00:06:53,290 --> 00:06:56,757 Are you sure? 179 00:06:56,793 --> 00:07:01,562 Well, thank you so much. You've been very helpful. 180 00:07:01,598 --> 00:07:04,832 That sneaky little shagger. 181 00:07:04,868 --> 00:07:07,701 ? 182 00:07:07,737 --> 00:07:11,839 [indistinct chatter] 183 00:07:11,875 --> 00:07:13,107 Ow! 184 00:07:13,109 --> 00:07:15,390 Middle fox: Stop staring at my sister's desk, perv. 185 00:07:15,445 --> 00:07:17,645 Adult mark: While his sister had outgrown me, 186 00:07:17,681 --> 00:07:19,046 Her brother had devolved, 187 00:07:19,082 --> 00:07:21,783 Repeating the grade for the second time. 188 00:07:21,918 --> 00:07:24,118 Just pick on someone your own size. 189 00:07:24,187 --> 00:07:25,053 Oh, that's right. 190 00:07:25,188 --> 00:07:27,221 Everyone your size is in high school. 191 00:07:27,257 --> 00:07:28,790 Just 'cause I failed again 192 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:32,760 Don't make you the same age as me. 193 00:07:32,896 --> 00:07:35,330 Attention, students. 194 00:07:35,465 --> 00:07:37,131 I have some... 195 00:07:37,133 --> 00:07:39,166 Unsettling news. 196 00:07:39,202 --> 00:07:41,636 I know that many of you expected that sister margaret 197 00:07:41,771 --> 00:07:43,605 Would be your teacher this year. 198 00:07:43,740 --> 00:07:45,873 I am sorry to be the one to tell you this, 199 00:07:45,942 --> 00:07:48,475 But sister margaret is dead. 200 00:07:48,512 --> 00:07:50,578 [students gasping] 201 00:07:50,647 --> 00:07:52,280 Mark: But... How? 202 00:07:52,349 --> 00:07:53,715 Sister rose: Metaphorically. 203 00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:59,220 She was "killed" by your new teacher, ms. Fowler. 204 00:07:59,289 --> 00:08:00,488 Come in! 205 00:08:00,490 --> 00:08:02,123 Get it over with. 206 00:08:02,192 --> 00:08:07,128 [upbeat music] 207 00:08:07,263 --> 00:08:08,996 Hello, children. 208 00:08:09,132 --> 00:08:10,132 Sister? 209 00:08:10,166 --> 00:08:13,701 Sister rose: I told you! Sister margaret is gone. 210 00:08:13,703 --> 00:08:16,504 And in her place we have... 211 00:08:16,639 --> 00:08:18,606 Ms. Fowler. 212 00:08:19,576 --> 00:08:21,342 Oh, yes, mark? 213 00:08:21,344 --> 00:08:23,310 What is happening? 214 00:08:23,346 --> 00:08:24,846 Well, over the summer... 215 00:08:24,981 --> 00:08:27,093 Sister rose: Ms. Fowler renounced her vows. 216 00:08:27,117 --> 00:08:30,184 Vows of poverty, obedience, and... 217 00:08:30,253 --> 00:08:31,719 Chastity. 218 00:08:31,788 --> 00:08:34,789 "for a spirit of harlotry has led them astray. 219 00:08:34,924 --> 00:08:37,992 "and they have played the harlot, 220 00:08:37,994 --> 00:08:41,796 "departing from their vows." hosea 4:12. 221 00:08:41,798 --> 00:08:44,132 Fox: You dumped god? 222 00:08:44,134 --> 00:08:45,265 Wicked! 223 00:08:45,302 --> 00:08:47,735 Sister rose: Yes, child. It is most certainly wicked! 224 00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:50,071 Fox: Wicked means good, sister. 225 00:08:50,206 --> 00:08:51,939 Mark: What's so "good" about this? 226 00:08:51,942 --> 00:08:53,219 You can't just love god in June 227 00:08:53,243 --> 00:08:56,044 And love somebody else in September! 228 00:08:56,046 --> 00:08:57,478 Ms. Fowler: Well, I'm not in love... 229 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,545 Fox: Shut up! 230 00:08:58,582 --> 00:09:00,148 Maybe she just got lonely. 231 00:09:00,283 --> 00:09:03,351 Mark: Well, maybe god at least deserved a phone call! 232 00:09:06,389 --> 00:09:09,057 I... I mean, a prayer. 233 00:09:09,192 --> 00:09:10,758 Sister rose: See what you have done? 234 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,294 If it were up to me, I'd cast you from the faculty 235 00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:14,589 Like lucifer from heaven! 236 00:09:14,631 --> 00:09:17,698 Ms. Fowler: Uh, for the record, I still love jesus, 237 00:09:17,767 --> 00:09:19,033 Just not in... 238 00:09:19,168 --> 00:09:20,634 That way. 239 00:09:20,670 --> 00:09:22,369 Take out your scribblers, children. 240 00:09:22,371 --> 00:09:24,439 Adult mark: As fox had blossomed into womanhood, 241 00:09:24,441 --> 00:09:27,275 Sister margaret had gone from nun to fun. 242 00:09:27,277 --> 00:09:32,513 Even a nun hit puberty before I did. 243 00:09:32,649 --> 00:09:33,815 Mike jr: Mom! What the hell? 244 00:09:33,817 --> 00:09:35,717 Mary: Rise and shine, professor pants-on-fire. 245 00:09:35,719 --> 00:09:37,619 I called the school. 246 00:09:37,754 --> 00:09:39,921 I... I was gonna tell you. 247 00:09:40,056 --> 00:09:42,389 I swear. I-I tried, but... 248 00:09:42,425 --> 00:09:43,590 Dad. 249 00:09:43,627 --> 00:09:46,360 Mary: You're gonna break his heart. 250 00:09:46,396 --> 00:09:49,063 Mike jr: I thought I wanted to leave, and then... 251 00:09:49,099 --> 00:09:51,176 I started working at the station, and... 252 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,735 I like it. Like, a lot. 253 00:09:53,737 --> 00:09:55,803 Mary: You entitled little arsehole! 254 00:09:55,872 --> 00:09:57,783 Why should you be the only one in the family 255 00:09:57,807 --> 00:09:59,073 Who gets to do what he likes? 256 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:01,087 Mike jr: Mom! For the first time in my life, 257 00:10:01,111 --> 00:10:04,746 I feel like I'm... Good at something! 258 00:10:04,881 --> 00:10:06,881 Please? 259 00:10:06,950 --> 00:10:11,218 I've never felt this way about anything before. 260 00:10:11,287 --> 00:10:14,088 You think you could at least give me a chance? 261 00:10:14,124 --> 00:10:16,758 You're gonna have to be the one to tell your father. 262 00:10:16,893 --> 00:10:18,893 Because if you're gonna be running around his back, 263 00:10:18,895 --> 00:10:24,298 You're gonna have to do it to his face. 264 00:10:24,367 --> 00:10:26,767 [door shuts] 265 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:36,643 What ya doing? 266 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,045 Pop: Len marshall died. 267 00:10:38,081 --> 00:10:40,026 Mark: The guy with his wife's teeth? 268 00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:41,782 Yes, how did you know? 269 00:10:41,818 --> 00:10:43,496 Mark: Well, you told me this morning. 270 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:45,186 I'm so sorry for your loss. 271 00:10:45,188 --> 00:10:47,988 Pop: Ah... 272 00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:50,391 He was my last living childhood friend. 273 00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:51,658 That's it! 274 00:10:51,695 --> 00:10:55,062 I'm an endangered species now. 275 00:10:55,131 --> 00:10:57,143 If you liked him so much, then why are you 276 00:10:57,167 --> 00:10:58,777 Cutting him out of all your pictures? 277 00:10:58,801 --> 00:11:00,846 Pop: Because I can't stand to see dead eyes 278 00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:02,469 Staring at me from the walls. 279 00:11:02,505 --> 00:11:05,272 When somebody dies, they're dead to me. 280 00:11:05,341 --> 00:11:06,406 Full stop. 281 00:11:06,543 --> 00:11:08,703 Do you want me to go to the funeral with you? 282 00:11:08,811 --> 00:11:10,845 Pop: No, I'm not going. Mark: Why not? 283 00:11:10,847 --> 00:11:12,725 Pop: Well, he's not coming to mine, is he? 284 00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:14,026 Mark: Hm. Pop: Funny. 285 00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:17,218 Best friends never get to go to each other's funeral. 286 00:11:17,353 --> 00:11:19,398 Adult mark: Pop acted like he was letting go, 287 00:11:19,422 --> 00:11:21,355 But his friend's death had left a hole 288 00:11:21,357 --> 00:11:23,624 Bigger than even he could cut. 289 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,560 Mark: Pop? Pop: Mm-hm? 290 00:11:26,629 --> 00:11:31,232 Mark: What's the worst part of losing someone you love... 291 00:11:31,234 --> 00:11:32,299 Like? 292 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:38,884 There's a difference, you know, 293 00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:42,276 Between telling a story and sharing one. 294 00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:45,379 Now, I could tell you about the time that me and len 295 00:11:45,381 --> 00:11:49,049 Stole apples from a barrel when we were kids. 296 00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:52,119 But if len was here, 297 00:11:52,122 --> 00:11:54,655 He'd probably argue, "nah, they're weren't apples, 298 00:11:54,657 --> 00:11:57,692 "they were oranges," you know? 299 00:11:57,694 --> 00:12:00,061 There's just... 300 00:12:00,196 --> 00:12:03,664 No one to reminisce with. 301 00:12:03,733 --> 00:12:06,200 They're not memories. 302 00:12:06,335 --> 00:12:08,803 They're just ghost stories now. 303 00:12:10,873 --> 00:12:12,406 You could make new memories. 304 00:12:12,475 --> 00:12:15,543 Change doesn't have to be the end. 305 00:12:15,612 --> 00:12:18,246 Not all your friends are gone. 306 00:12:18,248 --> 00:12:22,550 [chuckles] you're right. 307 00:12:22,552 --> 00:12:23,984 Onwards. 308 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:25,686 Mark: Onwards. 309 00:12:25,755 --> 00:12:28,823 [both chuckle] 310 00:12:28,892 --> 00:12:31,091 Mark: [sighs] 311 00:12:31,127 --> 00:12:35,429 [sentimental music] 312 00:12:35,565 --> 00:12:38,232 ? 313 00:12:38,234 --> 00:12:41,569 ? 314 00:12:41,704 --> 00:12:46,374 ? 315 00:12:46,509 --> 00:12:50,244 ? 316 00:12:50,246 --> 00:12:52,580 ? 317 00:12:52,582 --> 00:12:55,449 ? 318 00:12:55,518 --> 00:12:58,385 [sighs] 319 00:13:00,323 --> 00:13:01,789 Ritchie: Am I doing it? 320 00:13:01,924 --> 00:13:03,924 Ah! 321 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:06,727 Ritchie: How 'bout now? 322 00:13:06,863 --> 00:13:09,330 Adult mark: At school, they vaccinated us for polio 323 00:13:09,399 --> 00:13:12,266 And measles, but if they really wanted to protect us, 324 00:13:12,302 --> 00:13:14,801 They would have vaccinated us for love. 325 00:13:14,803 --> 00:13:16,337 Fox: Oh my god. 326 00:13:16,339 --> 00:13:17,404 Really? 327 00:13:17,406 --> 00:13:19,806 Millard: You are now fringed. 328 00:13:19,843 --> 00:13:22,076 That means that you're mine now, 329 00:13:22,145 --> 00:13:23,710 And I'm yours. 330 00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:29,950 Take a picture, it lasts longer. 331 00:13:29,952 --> 00:13:31,551 What? 332 00:13:31,588 --> 00:13:33,353 Fox: Millard, don't. 333 00:13:34,557 --> 00:13:35,656 Stop staring at her. 334 00:13:35,658 --> 00:13:37,625 Mark: I-I wasn't. I'm not. 335 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,260 Silver fox: Aw! 336 00:13:39,395 --> 00:13:42,029 He was her little boyfriend. 337 00:13:42,065 --> 00:13:44,431 He's still in love. 338 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,434 [kissy noises] 339 00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:47,468 [brothers laugh] 340 00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:49,737 Is that true? Did you go out with him? 341 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:52,172 [tense music] 342 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:56,043 Adult mark: First love feels like it can never end... 343 00:13:56,178 --> 00:13:57,478 Until it does. 344 00:13:57,613 --> 00:14:00,181 No...? 345 00:14:00,183 --> 00:14:03,117 [brothers laugh] 346 00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:07,521 [emotional music] 347 00:14:07,523 --> 00:14:08,956 ? 348 00:14:08,992 --> 00:14:10,068 Millard: What's wrong? 349 00:14:10,092 --> 00:14:11,136 Fox: Nothing. I'm late. 350 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,661 Millard: Wait, what? Are you... 351 00:14:13,796 --> 00:14:16,731 Adult mark: The only way to know you really had love 352 00:14:16,866 --> 00:14:21,335 Is to lose it. 353 00:14:21,337 --> 00:14:23,937 Silver fox: Ow! What was that for? 354 00:14:23,973 --> 00:14:25,673 Middle fox: [laughs] 355 00:14:25,742 --> 00:14:28,876 Ow! B'y! 356 00:14:29,011 --> 00:14:32,279 ? 357 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:40,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 358 00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:43,557 Dick: Always cut on the angle. 359 00:14:43,693 --> 00:14:45,137 That's it. Perfect! 360 00:14:45,161 --> 00:14:47,328 Radio's in your blood, buddy. 361 00:14:47,397 --> 00:14:50,330 Mike jr: Can we turn it on? Dick: Yes, b'y. 362 00:14:52,835 --> 00:14:57,004 Dick: That's it now. Yeah. 363 00:14:57,139 --> 00:14:58,505 There you go. 364 00:14:58,507 --> 00:15:00,007 Give'r. 365 00:15:00,043 --> 00:15:01,641 [jingle music plays on tape] 366 00:15:01,678 --> 00:15:03,555 ? you're a part of the wide world... ? 367 00:15:03,579 --> 00:15:05,980 Dick [on tape]: It's the vocm morning show! 368 00:15:06,049 --> 00:15:09,450 Stay in bed a little longer, me lovelies, with dick dunphy! 369 00:15:09,452 --> 00:15:12,452 Mike sr: [sighs] good god. 370 00:15:12,488 --> 00:15:14,721 Dick: So, ya tell yer old man yet? 371 00:15:14,757 --> 00:15:17,858 Mike jr: Nah. My mom says I should, but... 372 00:15:17,994 --> 00:15:19,939 I don't think I have the heart for it. 373 00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:21,261 Dick: He'll get over it. 374 00:15:21,397 --> 00:15:23,531 What do you need university for, anyway, man? 375 00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,932 That's for eggheads, brother. 376 00:15:25,969 --> 00:15:27,702 You belong in radio. 377 00:15:27,837 --> 00:15:30,670 Oh... Thanks, dick. 378 00:15:30,707 --> 00:15:34,208 And hey, maybe I can be as good as you someday. 379 00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:35,442 [knocking on window] 380 00:15:35,511 --> 00:15:37,289 Mike sr: You greasy prick, god forgive me! 381 00:15:37,313 --> 00:15:38,946 You got that boy ruined! 382 00:15:39,015 --> 00:15:40,614 What the hell do you know about univer... 383 00:15:40,616 --> 00:15:43,283 [silence] 384 00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:45,263 Gotta patch him through. You remember how? 385 00:15:45,287 --> 00:15:46,798 Mike jr: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh... 386 00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:47,855 Studio one. 387 00:15:47,857 --> 00:15:49,401 Mic up. Fade on. 388 00:15:49,425 --> 00:15:51,203 Mike sr: You bugger! You ruined his life! 389 00:15:51,227 --> 00:15:53,561 Dick: Jeez, b'y, mike! I never done nudding! 390 00:15:53,563 --> 00:15:54,828 The boy is good. 391 00:15:54,864 --> 00:15:56,297 Almost as good as me. 392 00:15:56,299 --> 00:15:57,831 Mike sr: And your mother knows about this? 393 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:58,766 I'm a newsman! 394 00:15:58,768 --> 00:16:00,879 How the hell am I the last person on earth 395 00:16:00,903 --> 00:16:02,302 To find out my son's a drop-out? 396 00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:04,016 Dick, you are nothing but a no good... 397 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,384 [button clicks] [silence] 398 00:16:05,408 --> 00:16:06,952 Dick: That there's the mute button. 399 00:16:06,976 --> 00:16:08,709 You wants to know where that is. 400 00:16:08,711 --> 00:16:09,844 Mike jr: Yeah. 401 00:16:09,979 --> 00:16:14,648 [rock sting] 402 00:16:14,684 --> 00:16:16,317 [school bell rings] 403 00:16:16,452 --> 00:16:18,986 It's a nice day. Take your lunch outside. 404 00:16:18,988 --> 00:16:20,221 Get some fresh air. 405 00:16:20,223 --> 00:16:24,825 I could use a smoke. 406 00:16:24,861 --> 00:16:26,860 You only live once! 407 00:16:29,032 --> 00:16:32,866 [indistinct chatter in hallway] 408 00:16:35,972 --> 00:16:37,637 Fox: Hey... 409 00:16:39,942 --> 00:16:41,374 So, what... 410 00:16:41,411 --> 00:16:43,210 Do you hate me now? 411 00:16:44,146 --> 00:16:45,980 Yes. 412 00:16:45,982 --> 00:16:47,481 No. 413 00:16:47,483 --> 00:16:50,150 I dunno, I... I just thought that... 414 00:16:51,054 --> 00:16:53,687 What? 415 00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:57,291 Nothing. 416 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,626 Fox: I never even seen you all summer. 417 00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:03,730 And summer was like another world. 418 00:17:03,766 --> 00:17:05,099 And then... 419 00:17:05,168 --> 00:17:06,967 I just... 420 00:17:06,969 --> 00:17:09,236 I dunno. 421 00:17:09,272 --> 00:17:11,772 You know? 422 00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:15,209 No. 423 00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:17,355 Adult mark: There was nothing more to say. 424 00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:19,046 Whatever it was, it was gone. 425 00:17:19,048 --> 00:17:22,316 Like glass, a broken heart might one day be fixed, 426 00:17:22,385 --> 00:17:25,785 But you will always see the crack. 427 00:17:30,526 --> 00:17:32,646 Mary: You promised me you would tell him. 428 00:17:32,728 --> 00:17:36,063 Mike sr: I never should have let you work up there. 429 00:17:36,065 --> 00:17:37,865 You can still go to university. 430 00:17:37,934 --> 00:17:39,266 You can still be somebody. 431 00:17:39,302 --> 00:17:41,822 Mike jr: I don't need to go to university to be somebody, dad. 432 00:17:41,871 --> 00:17:43,816 Mike sr: Who are you gonna be, dick dunphy? 433 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:44,840 Mary: Jesus, mike! 434 00:17:44,974 --> 00:17:47,086 Even dick dunphy doesn't want to be dick dunphy. 435 00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:49,388 Mike jr: Did you ever think, even for a second, dad, 436 00:17:49,412 --> 00:17:52,346 That I want to be like you? 437 00:17:52,415 --> 00:17:55,049 You always say that radio is nothing to be proud of. 438 00:17:55,051 --> 00:17:56,083 You know what? 439 00:17:56,218 --> 00:17:59,353 I'm proud of you. 440 00:17:59,488 --> 00:18:01,455 Even if you're not. 441 00:18:01,457 --> 00:18:05,826 [sentimental music] 442 00:18:05,895 --> 00:18:09,363 ? 443 00:18:14,837 --> 00:18:17,637 Mark: [sighs] 444 00:18:17,673 --> 00:18:22,042 ["at this moment" by billy vera plays] 445 00:18:22,044 --> 00:18:23,044 [sighs] 446 00:18:25,481 --> 00:18:30,250 ? what did you think ? 447 00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:34,854 ? I would do at this moment ? 448 00:18:34,891 --> 00:18:39,693 ? when you're standing before me... ? 449 00:18:39,729 --> 00:18:42,730 Well, looks like I'm not the only one who's lost someone. 450 00:18:42,865 --> 00:18:44,731 Mark: [sighs] 451 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:50,004 Why can't things just stay the way they are? 452 00:18:50,139 --> 00:18:52,206 Pop: [sighs] 453 00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:53,673 Have you ever heard the phrase, 454 00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:56,076 "there's plenty more fish in the sea?" 455 00:18:56,078 --> 00:19:00,281 Yeah, well, now, a fish may love living in a pond, 456 00:19:00,283 --> 00:19:03,417 But if he just swam a little bit further, 457 00:19:03,419 --> 00:19:06,586 He'd find that there's a whole ocean out there. 458 00:19:06,622 --> 00:19:08,489 Unless, of course, something eats him. 459 00:19:08,491 --> 00:19:11,759 [chuckles] now, that reminds me... 460 00:19:11,761 --> 00:19:13,727 Do you know what's for supper? 461 00:19:14,864 --> 00:19:16,463 I'm not hungry. 462 00:19:16,465 --> 00:19:17,631 I've got a toothache. 463 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,700 Pop: Really? Ooh, let me have a look! 464 00:19:19,769 --> 00:19:20,634 Mark: Uh... 465 00:19:20,636 --> 00:19:22,514 Pop: Let me see! Here, let me see. 466 00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:24,271 Uh-oh! Oh, yeah. 467 00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:26,506 Your last baby tooth is loose. 468 00:19:26,576 --> 00:19:27,920 Alright, head back. Mark: Ah! 469 00:19:27,944 --> 00:19:29,843 Go on, back! Hang on! 470 00:19:29,879 --> 00:19:31,645 Ah! Got it! 471 00:19:31,681 --> 00:19:34,248 Well... Looks like somebody's growing up. 472 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,950 [tooth clinks into glass] pop: Onwards. 473 00:19:37,019 --> 00:19:38,252 Mark: [sighs] 474 00:19:38,254 --> 00:19:39,352 Onwards. 475 00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:41,455 Pop: [chuckles] 476 00:19:50,966 --> 00:19:52,733 [button clicks and "at this moment" continues] 477 00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:55,669 ? when I'm faced with the knowledge ? 478 00:19:55,705 --> 00:19:59,873 ? that you just don't love me... ? 479 00:20:00,009 --> 00:20:02,142 Adult mark: You never know the value of a moment 480 00:20:02,144 --> 00:20:05,546 Until it becomes a memory. 481 00:20:05,548 --> 00:20:09,082 ? Or say things to hurt you... ? 482 00:20:09,151 --> 00:20:11,684 Adult mark: If only we knew what ones we would yearn for 483 00:20:11,686 --> 00:20:13,020 When we are older. 484 00:20:13,155 --> 00:20:17,625 Then we could soak them in before they were gone forever. 485 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,960 Maybe then we would have fewer regrets. 486 00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:26,233 ? Or raise my hands to you... ? 487 00:20:26,368 --> 00:20:29,970 ? now, come on, you know me too well. ? 488 00:20:29,972 --> 00:20:33,040 ? 489 00:20:33,175 --> 00:20:35,776 ? How could I hurt you... ? 490 00:20:35,911 --> 00:20:37,823 Fox: It's over! Leave me alone. 491 00:20:37,847 --> 00:20:40,147 Millard: Are you kidding? Wait, wait, wait! 492 00:20:40,216 --> 00:20:41,793 Is this 'cause of that little geek? 493 00:20:41,817 --> 00:20:43,450 Frig off! 494 00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:47,054 [quietly] oh... He's dead. 495 00:20:47,123 --> 00:20:50,190 [car starts] 496 00:20:50,259 --> 00:20:53,661 ? what do you think ? 497 00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:58,398 ? I would give at this moment? ? 498 00:20:58,534 --> 00:21:03,604 ? If you'd stay, I'd subtract 20 years ? 499 00:21:03,739 --> 00:21:06,940 ? from my life. ? 500 00:21:06,942 --> 00:21:11,078 ? I'd fall down on my knees ? 501 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:15,348 ? kiss the ground that you walk on ? 502 00:21:15,384 --> 00:21:18,819 ? if I could just hold you again. ? 503 00:21:18,888 --> 00:21:23,357 [saxophone solo] 504 00:21:23,426 --> 00:21:27,694 ? 505 00:21:27,763 --> 00:21:32,966 ? 506 00:21:33,002 --> 00:21:38,705 ? I'd fall down on my knees... ? 507 00:21:38,741 --> 00:21:44,244 ? 508 00:21:44,246 --> 00:21:47,447 ? If I could just hold you... ? 509 00:21:47,497 --> 00:21:52,047 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35368

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