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[dramatic music]

[suspenseful music]

[upbeat music]

♪ Baby, I'm a fireball

[upbeat music]

[James cheering]

- That's my jam right there.

♪ Fireball

♪ I saw, I came, I conquered

♪ Or should I say I saw, I conquered, I came ♪

- How about a few shots, boys?

[Keiffer cheering]

♪ While y'all slippin' he runnin' the game ♪

- All right, let's go. More money, more money, more money.

♪ I'm all right

- Look at you.

- She hot.

- But you're hot too.

♪ Fireball

[upbeat music]

- Right from the bottom, let's go.

- Yeah [laughs].

♪ I'm a fireball, baby, baby, baby, baby ♪

♪ I'm a fireball

- Oh, everywhere. - Shit.

[Keiffer cheering]

- What are you trying to do?

- Here he goes.

- Going in for the kill.

- Oh, yeah? Did you hear this? Did you hear him?

- I heard that.

[group laughing]

I think we need to go get you cleaned up though.

- We'll be back.

[upbeat music]

- Man, I can't believe you pulled them

after the conference, man.

- Man, you are talking about the smoothest investment banker

in the world here who still hasn't got me laid yet.

- Man, I still don't get how I'm supposed to get you pussy.

- Come on, man, we agreed that I would handle

the bottles tonight if she brought a friend.

- She does have a friend.

- Yeah. And you're gonna fuck 'em both.

[Trevor laughing]

- That's my boy.

- Get it!

- This is your fucking boy, you boring, married, fuck.

- Hey!

- Hey! He's got a beautiful wife. Leave him alone.

- Yes, I do.

[upbeat music]

Thank you, James, sir.

Wait, you think my wife is beautiful?

- I mean, yeah.

- You're not gonna fuck my wife, are you?

[both laughing]

- Hey, hey, hey, I'm fucking with you.

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

- Jesus, she's so fucking hot.

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

- Dude, you got no fucking chance.

- Bro, coming back here in a matter of seconds,

I'll be in my own Cuban sandwich.

I am not messing that up.

- Man, James, I love you, man, but I gotta agree with him.

- Are you fucking real?

My track record speaks for itself.

- You're an All-Star, man. You are. Never forget that.

But bro, she's like Hall of Fame level.

- Fuck it.

What's the bet?

- Oh, shit. My boy is in.

- Let's go. - Okay.

You score and I will pay for your entire mini bar expense,

including what I owe here tonight.

- Okay.

And if I lose?

- Then you got all the bottles here tonight

plus the first night's tab in Chicago next month.

- Yeah.

- That's it?

- And you gotta put on nylon stockings

and paint your nails red for Monday morning.

- Get the fuck outta here.

- Come on, man. Make it interesting.

- What?

So you could call me Bruce Jenner all day?

- Yeah [laughs].

- When you shake my hand, do know, if I win,

you have to paint your nails red and rock a wig.

And I get to call you Bruce.

- Bruce.

- Yeah! He's in!

- We get hoes!

[James laughing]

- You know, that handshake always confused me,

since there's only one of us that ever gets hoes.

- Fuck you, hater.

Okay, go ahead and do it before the girls get back.

Shook. You're in. You gotta do it.

- I'll be right back.

[Keiffer laughing]

Watch this.

[upbeat music]

- Hey. Hey, man.

You sure you ain't seen my little pup around here?

- What's that called?

- Man, his name is Pablo.

He's a, Pablo?

Pablo.

He's a Cocker spaniel.

I swear I saw him come in here.

- You know there ain't no dogs in here, man. Stop.

- Bro, I'm telling you.

He's about yay high and he's really sad.

- He went for the puppy line.

Oh, no, bro, you toast.

- Excuse me.

Are you really looking for your dog at a bar?

- Man, I am not losing this bet.

There is no way that she goes home with him.

- Yeah. I really am.

I'm worried that he might become an alcoholic.

He's got a real problem.

- Why would your dog become an alcoholic?

- See, the last girl

that I was with left us for another man.

He ended up turning to his really good friend, Don Julio.

[James chuckling]

- So what was the bet?

- I, I, What do you mean?

- Come on.

No guy would use a line like that

if they didn't have a bet in mind,

or unless they watch too much "Hitch".

- Come on, man. Hitch is my hero.

- You know what? That doesn't surprise me.

[upbeat music]

- You know, I can make it really convincing

for your friends over there,

if you can just tell me what the stakes are.

[upbeat music]

- Who gives a fuck what the stakes are?

I just like to win.

- Yeah, me too.

[upbeat music]

Hey, boys. Do you mind if I join you?

- Yeah, I mean, no. - Of course.

[upbeat music]

- Can I?

- Oh, no, thank you.

But what's the deal with your friend?

I mean, is he a womanizer? Is he a nice guy?

- Yeah, he's solid. Yeah, he's an investment banker.

He's donated a couple grand to the SPCA, right?

- Yeah, no, James is a real big giver,

but, you know, not as big as me.

- Good to know.

- Okay. Don't believe a word they say.

- So you're not an avid Fox News watcher who's broke?

[colleagues laughing]

- What the fuck did you say that for?

- But they did tell me that you're an investment banker,

and I'm trying to decide if that's better or worse.

- It's worse. - Worse.

- Guys, really?

- So let me get this straight.

You're a man out on the town.

You got some money in your pocket, AKA Mr. One Night Stand.

- Ouch. Well, I guess you got me all figured out.

- Yeah. I think so.

- And what is it that you do, miss?

- Dude, you don't even know her fucking name yet?

- I'm working on it. Damn.

- I knew my wife's name

within the first two minutes of meeting her.

- I'm Tammy Jones.

I'm a registered nurse at CHOP.

- Okay, so now, who's lying?

- Excuse me?

- I mean, you're too beautiful to be a nurse.

- And you are really fucking terrible at this

and insulting to all nurses everywhere.

- Tammy.

Tammy. Wait, Tammy, Tammy.

♪ It's where I wanna go

♪ It's where I wanna be

[colleagues laughing]

♪ It's where I wanna go

♪ It's where I wanna be

- Tammy, wait. Wait. Hey.

If you really are a nurse,

I will buy your next five drinks.

- Hey, baby. Can I have a glass of champagne? It's on him.

Okay. Thank you.

- My foot is firmly in my mouth for the rest of the evening.

- Okay. Thank you for the drinks and for the laugh.

- Tammy, look, hey, I'm-

- Are you coming?

[upbeat music]

- He actually did it.

Baby, can you split it between these two?

♪ Talk to me, I wanna go

♪ Wait on me you wanna go

- This is your fault.

- So yeah, I guess part of me wanted to continue

the lineage of family nursing,

but mostly I just felt a calling, you know,

to wanna help people who are in need.

What?

[phone ringing]

- I gotta take this.

Hey, it's not a good time.

I know.

I love you, too.

Sorry.

- So that's your next prospect for tonight?

[James chuckling]

- My daughter, actually.

She likes to call me to say goodnight,

especially when I'm out of town.

You know, she is nine going on 40.

So I'm gonna take all those I love

you moments while I can.

- So there's more than meets the eye.

- Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you.

- No, no, no, no. You're good.

I just, I expected you to be one

of those numbers guys, you know?

I fucking hate this city.

- Now what it ever do to you?

- Everything.

Have you ever heard the story of Ona Judge?

She was one of George Washington's house slaves.

She was a maid to his wife.

She was born in Mount Vernon,

and she was brought to Pennsylvania

when she was only 15 years old.

One night she overheard Ms. Washington saying

that she was gonna gift Ona

to her granddaughter who had a terrible temper.

Rather than being enslaved, she chose to run away.

Yeah, I've been reading her autobiography. Can you tell?

- So what happens next?

- Well, George Washington hunted Ona

until three years before his passing.

- I thought Washington,

well, I thought he had antislavery sentiments.

- He had dentures made from the teeth of black slaves.

That man was no angel.

- You ever feel like her, Ona?

- Sometimes.

[gentle music]

- Yo, what are you doing?

[gentle music]

Yo, what are you doing?

- You like it?

- You don't see there's a security guard right there?

[suspenseful music]

What the fuck are you doing?

- Are you free?

[gentle piano music]

- What?

- Are you free?

- Yeah.

Come on.

- Prove it.

- Take his earbuds out.

- You crazy?

I am not about to go to jail

over some breaking and entering shit.

Come on. It's time to go.

- James, freedom is not being afraid.

[suspenseful music]

[slow jazz music]

[suspenseful music]

- Run, run. Run.

[suspenseful music]

- Fuck!

Fuck!

Are you crazy?

[Tammy laughing]

[James panting]

You're fucking crazy.

Are you crazy?

[suspenseful music]

[gentle music]

- What's wrong?

[gentle music]

- I don't think you wanna go there.

- I think I do.

- I really don't think that you ready for somebody like me.

Men like you rarely are.

- I think you underestimate me.

[gentle music]

- You need to know something.

I have a penis.

[suspenseful music]

[buckle clanking]

- What the fuck did you just say?

Why the fuck you ain't say something sooner?

What the fuck?

Nah, man.

No. What the fuck's going on, man?

Come on.

Say something. You a fucking man?

- No, no.

I'm a woman.

- You have a fucking dick!

Fuck!

Fuck!

You got to get the fuck out.

You got to get the fuck out right now! The fuck out!

Get the fuck out.

Get the fuck out. Get the fuck out.

Get the fuck out. Get the fuck out.

[dramatic music]

Hey, get the fuck out!

Come on!

I should fucking kill you.

What would that do?

- What, what?

- What would that do?

My death won't change the fact

that you wanted to fuck me three minutes ago.

- Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

- Why didn't you tell me?

I'm not fucking gay.

Huh?

You disgust me. You hear me? You fucking disgust me.

I fucking hate your kind.

I fucking hate that you kissed me.

You're a fucking it.

- What do you mean, an it?

- What do you mean what, you don't know what I fucking mean?

You know what I mean?

You're a fucking thing.

You're a,

you're not even human.

I can't believe you tricked me like that.

I'm not some kind of faggot!

[Tammy screaming]

- I'm not a fucking human?

I'm not a fucking human?

[glass shattering]

- Fuck. Watch it.

- I'm not woman enough.

I'm not queer enough.

Don't come into our church.

Don't come into our schools.

Don't come into our bathrooms, you.

You can't have kids.

Don't touch my child.

You're making the neighbors nervous.

[dramatic music]

You can't come into our house.

You can't have love.

Nobody's gonna love you. Nobody ever will.

- Okay.

Let's just stop. Just please stop.

- Make me stop. Make me stop. Kiss me. Kiss me.

Kiss me like you kissed me when you wanted to fuck me.

- Chill.

- Kiss me like you kissed me when you wanted to fuck me.

- Fuck you.

- Hey, hey, what the fuck?

Hey! The fuck are you doing?

- Get your fucking hands off of me.

- The fuck are you gonna do? You gonna kill yourself?

- You think I'd kill myself for you?

You can't kill me. You can't even see me.

You think you're so powerful.

You're a fucking coward.

[dramatic music]

[car horns blaring]

♪ Look into my eyes

♪ Wonder what you see

♪ Do you see the tears of crying ♪

♪ From all the stones you've thrown upon me ♪

♪ You will never take what's mine ♪

♪ I know that I am divine

♪ I'm divine

♪ Brighter than the Northern lights ♪

♪ Watch me as I paint the sky

♪ I'm divine

♪ Can't take my pride

♪ I will always be divine

♪ I can make you thrill

♪ Take away your pain

♪ But the truth's a bitter pill ♪

♪ And your fear stands in the way, believe me ♪

♪ You will never take what's mine ♪

♪ I know that I am divine

♪ I'm divine

♪ Brighter than the Northern lights ♪

♪ Watch me as I paint the sky

♪ I am divine

♪ Can't take my pride

♪ You can't take me down that easy ♪

♪ I'm not begging you for mercy ♪

♪ I'm not asking for grace

♪ I need you to really see me

♪ Treat me like a human being

♪ I'm not going away

♪ You will never take what's mine ♪

♪ I know that I am divine

♪ I'm divine

♪ I know I'm a holy child

♪ Stronger than a mighty lion

♪ I am divine

♪ Brighter than the Northern lights ♪

♪ I'm about to paint the sky

♪ I am divine

♪ Can't take my pride

♪ I will always be divine

- Let's get you cleaned up. Okay.

[dramatic music]

Tammy!

Tammy!

[dramatic music]

[dog barking]

[dramatic music]

- They gon' think I killed her.

I didn't kill nobody.

[sirens wailing]

[door banging]

[suspenseful music]

[door knocking]

[door knocking]

- Hi, I'm Detective Ramirez

and I'm going to need you to answer some questions.

I'll keep it brief.

Unfortunately, a hotel guest fell

from one of the patios upstairs,

and we're gonna need a statement.

Did something happen here?

[door clanking]

[dramatic music]

- I didn't know you were gonna.

- Sir, what happened here?

- Well, you know, I couldn't do anything. I was.

But you look a lot like her.

[eerie music]

- I'm gonna ask you one more time, sir, what happened?

- I found out something and there was an argument and then-

- What did you find out?

- She didn't tell me, she didn't tell me.

She didn't tell me she was-

- Are you saying she tricked you?

- No, I'm just, not exactly.

I just wish she would've-

- Mr. Hunter, do you know how that body fell?

[James sobbing]

Mr. Hunter.

- I regret it.

I regret it all. I'm sorry. Tammy.

- Who, James? Say that again.

[eerie music]

- Tammy.

- James, look at me.

[fingers snapping]

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

- Hey, hey, bro. Are you cool, man?

Are you crying?

[Trevor laughing]

He's crying.

[upbeat music]

- What happened? You don't want me now?

- How you gonna flirt with me and then all

of a sudden act all brand new and start crying and shit?

You need to leave them drugs alone.

- Seriously.

[colleagues laughing]

[upbeat music]

- [Keiffer] Hey, James. Hey [laughs].

- Can you believe that? What's wrong with him?

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

[upbeat music]

- Excuse me.

- Hi.

- Hey.

I just wanted to tell you, I think you are beautiful.

A beautiful human.

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

♪ Saved my life, saved my life

[upbeat music]

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