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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,111 --> 00:00:05,591 We believe money has been filtered illegally. 2 00:00:05,631 --> 00:00:06,111 Hey? I've been robbed. Holy shit. 3 00:00:06,112 --> 00:00:08,271 Hey? I've been robbed. Holy shit. 4 00:00:08,311 --> 00:00:11,111 Our new doctor was brutal about our chances of conceiving. 5 00:00:11,151 --> 00:00:14,110 I've got your money. I've decided I ain't gonna give you anything. 6 00:00:14,111 --> 00:00:14,951 I've got your money. I've decided I ain't gonna give you anything. 7 00:00:14,991 --> 00:00:17,031 (SCREAMS) 8 00:00:17,071 --> 00:00:19,951 Allison, fill up the bag! There's way more than 500g. 9 00:00:19,991 --> 00:00:22,110 Go home, pack our shit, we get out of here. 10 00:00:22,111 --> 00:00:22,231 Go home, pack our shit, we get out of here. 11 00:00:22,271 --> 00:00:24,871 You're acting weird. You acted like this before. 12 00:00:24,911 --> 00:00:28,191 Es, I don't have time for this. Can I have a quick chat with you both? 13 00:00:28,231 --> 00:00:29,751 Oi! I know you took that money! 14 00:00:29,791 --> 00:00:30,111 Why don't both of you make yourselves comfortable? 15 00:00:30,112 --> 00:00:32,751 Why don't both of you make yourselves comfortable? 16 00:00:32,791 --> 00:00:36,151 I'll be back with the police. I'm going to piss on Alfie's chair. 17 00:00:36,191 --> 00:00:38,110 Not pregnant. Kethan's gonna come looking for us, so Esme's in danger. 18 00:00:38,111 --> 00:00:40,767 Not pregnant. Kethan's gonna come looking for us, so Esme's in danger. 19 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:43,151 I'm afraid Allison and Deacon are at work. Can I help? 20 00:00:43,191 --> 00:00:44,951 I've come for my $1 million. 21 00:00:46,791 --> 00:00:47,911 (ALARM BLARES) 22 00:00:50,591 --> 00:00:54,071 Deacon, we need to go. What's the point? It's all been for nothing. 23 00:00:54,111 --> 00:00:56,831 There is an alarm going off, which, whilst attracting 24 00:00:56,871 --> 00:00:59,711 police attention, is also annoying the shit out of me. 25 00:00:59,751 --> 00:01:02,110 So I, for one, would like to get out of here. 26 00:01:02,111 --> 00:01:02,271 So I, for one, would like to get out of here. 27 00:01:02,311 --> 00:01:04,471 Maybe I would prefer to get caught, actually. 28 00:01:04,511 --> 00:01:08,151 Are you kidding me, Deacon? We're on the run, so run! 29 00:01:15,111 --> 00:01:18,110 It's not that I don't trust a man that is clearly bleeding 30 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:18,671 It's not that I don't trust a man that is clearly bleeding 31 00:01:18,711 --> 00:01:22,551 on the doorframe, I genuinely don't know where they are. 32 00:01:22,591 --> 00:01:26,110 That's weird, because you literally just told me they were at work. 33 00:01:26,111 --> 00:01:26,391 That's weird, because you literally just told me they were at work. 34 00:01:26,431 --> 00:01:30,071 Did I? Well, yeah, there you go. That's where they are. 35 00:01:31,031 --> 00:01:34,110 If it's alright with you, darling, maybe I can wait here for them. 36 00:01:34,111 --> 00:01:34,511 If it's alright with you, darling, maybe I can wait here for them. 37 00:01:34,551 --> 00:01:38,271 No, darling, it's not alright. You can wait outside. 38 00:01:38,311 --> 00:01:40,711 You'll be a while, my sister works really late. 39 00:01:42,711 --> 00:01:44,631 Your sister? 40 00:01:47,551 --> 00:01:50,110 Do you think you could slow down a little bit? No. 41 00:01:50,111 --> 00:01:50,231 Do you think you could slow down a little bit? No. 42 00:01:50,271 --> 00:01:53,151 Our choices might be prison or death.(VOICEMAIL BEEPS) 43 00:01:53,191 --> 00:01:55,431 It's Esme, don't leave a message. Talk to me. 44 00:01:55,471 --> 00:01:58,110 Esme's phone is off. I gotta make sure she's OK. 45 00:01:58,111 --> 00:01:58,351 Esme's phone is off. I gotta make sure she's OK. 46 00:01:58,391 --> 00:02:00,151 (HORN HONKS) (TYRES SCREECH) 47 00:02:00,191 --> 00:02:02,591 She's almost definitely safer than us. 48 00:02:12,471 --> 00:02:13,631 Hello. 49 00:02:13,671 --> 00:02:14,111 Esme, you OK? 50 00:02:14,112 --> 00:02:17,031 Esme, you OK? 51 00:02:17,071 --> 00:02:18,511 Why wouldn't I be? 52 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:22,110 No reason. Oh, gosh, sorry we took so long at work. 53 00:02:22,111 --> 00:02:22,631 No reason. Oh, gosh, sorry we took so long at work. 54 00:02:22,671 --> 00:02:25,671 It was, like, a mess over there. It's fine. 55 00:02:25,711 --> 00:02:27,511 You on your own, are you? Yep. 56 00:02:27,551 --> 00:02:29,271 Just me. 57 00:02:29,311 --> 00:02:30,111 Why, were you expecting someone? No. I mean, no, God no. 58 00:02:30,112 --> 00:02:32,711 Why, were you expecting someone? No. I mean, no, God no. 59 00:02:32,751 --> 00:02:34,871 Why would we be expecting someone? No. 60 00:02:35,871 --> 00:02:37,791 Cool.Cool. 61 00:02:37,831 --> 00:02:38,111 Yeah, cool. So, it's really, very cool. 62 00:02:38,112 --> 00:02:41,351 Yeah, cool. So, it's really, very cool. 63 00:02:43,271 --> 00:02:45,031 OK, I'm gonna go pack. 64 00:02:47,911 --> 00:02:50,951 I'm gonna go to our room, and- I'm gonna go to our room. 65 00:03:02,191 --> 00:03:04,031 (PANTING) 66 00:03:09,071 --> 00:03:10,110 Shit! 67 00:03:10,111 --> 00:03:11,111 Shit! 68 00:03:13,271 --> 00:03:17,391 OK, I'm bored of this little dance. What the fuck is going on? 69 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:18,111 (SIGHS) Fine. 70 00:03:18,112 --> 00:03:19,231 (SIGHS) Fine. 71 00:03:20,191 --> 00:03:22,351 I should tell you something. 72 00:03:25,391 --> 00:03:26,111 I took a pregnancy test today, 73 00:03:26,112 --> 00:03:28,191 I took a pregnancy test today, 74 00:03:28,231 --> 00:03:29,591 it didn't work. 75 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:34,110 As of per, I am not pregnant. 76 00:03:34,111 --> 00:03:34,951 As of per, I am not pregnant. 77 00:03:34,991 --> 00:03:36,911 I'm so sorry. 78 00:03:36,951 --> 00:03:38,591 Come here. 79 00:03:38,631 --> 00:03:40,631 I'm so, so sorry. That sucks. 80 00:03:42,231 --> 00:03:43,671 Yeah. 81 00:03:46,271 --> 00:03:47,951 Allison? 82 00:03:47,991 --> 00:03:49,751 Yeah? 83 00:03:49,791 --> 00:03:50,111 Who the fuck is Kethan, 84 00:03:50,111 --> 00:03:51,111 Who the fuck is Kethan, 85 00:03:51,151 --> 00:03:53,911 why is there a giant bag of cash on top of your wardrobe? 86 00:03:53,951 --> 00:03:57,471 You always go through my stuff! You're leaving again. 87 00:03:57,511 --> 00:03:58,111 No baby, nothing to keep you here. You're leaving. 88 00:03:58,112 --> 00:04:00,007 No baby, nothing to keep you here. You're leaving. 89 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:04,071 You're taking that Kethan's money and you're running away again. Again? 90 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:06,110 What does she mean again? Can you explain it again? 91 00:04:06,111 --> 00:04:06,511 What does she mean again? Can you explain it again? 92 00:04:06,551 --> 00:04:09,191 Again? It's not that complicated. 93 00:04:09,231 --> 00:04:11,951 My firm is being investigated, yeah? 94 00:04:11,991 --> 00:04:14,110 The officers are looking for a laptop that belongs to my colleague. 95 00:04:14,111 --> 00:04:17,031 The officers are looking for a laptop that belongs to my colleague. 96 00:04:17,071 --> 00:04:20,111 Now, you're gonna be wanting to get all this down, yeah? 97 00:04:20,151 --> 00:04:22,110 What? You'll be wanting to get the information down. 98 00:04:22,111 --> 00:04:22,871 What? You'll be wanting to get the information down. 99 00:04:22,911 --> 00:04:24,111 Definitely. 100 00:04:24,151 --> 00:04:28,111 Then, I remembered I had all the files backed up 101 00:04:28,151 --> 00:04:30,110 on this USB stick, yeah? 102 00:04:30,111 --> 00:04:30,591 On this USB stick, yeah? 103 00:04:30,631 --> 00:04:32,111 I went through his account. 104 00:04:32,151 --> 00:04:36,391 Turns out that lying toe-rag had been funnelling money off for years. 105 00:04:36,431 --> 00:04:38,110 I was shocked, and devastated. 106 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,391 I was shocked, and devastated. 107 00:04:39,431 --> 00:04:41,631 Get that down. Devastated. Yeah? 108 00:04:41,671 --> 00:04:44,471 And I had absolutely no idea that what was going on 109 00:04:44,511 --> 00:04:46,110 even though it was right under my nose. 110 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:47,527 Even though it was right under my nose. 111 00:04:47,551 --> 00:04:50,191 So hold on, your name is Alfie Bower? 112 00:04:50,231 --> 00:04:52,591 It's the first thing I said to you when I come in here. 113 00:04:52,631 --> 00:04:54,110 If you don't mind me saying so, 114 00:04:54,111 --> 00:04:54,391 If you don't mind me saying so, 115 00:04:54,431 --> 00:04:57,871 I'm not feeling like you're taking this seriously. 116 00:04:57,911 --> 00:05:00,791 We take all reports incredibly seriously. 117 00:05:00,831 --> 00:05:02,110 We are here for you. You just read that off there. 118 00:05:02,111 --> 00:05:03,687 We are here for you. You just read that off there. 119 00:05:03,711 --> 00:05:05,271 (MOBILE PINGS) 120 00:05:05,311 --> 00:05:06,311 Hold on. 121 00:05:07,431 --> 00:05:09,271 Oh, I've got to go. 122 00:05:09,311 --> 00:05:10,111 Get all that down. You should explain this to an investigating officer. 123 00:05:10,112 --> 00:05:13,591 Get all that down. You should explain this to an investigating officer. 124 00:05:13,631 --> 00:05:15,151 I just work on reception. 125 00:05:19,271 --> 00:05:22,071 I can explain. Explain what? What does she always do? 126 00:05:22,111 --> 00:05:24,711 No need to. It's Jackson all over again. What is Jackson? 127 00:05:24,751 --> 00:05:26,110 This is completely different. Is Jackson a place or a person? 128 00:05:26,111 --> 00:05:27,647 This is completely different. Is Jackson a place or a person? 129 00:05:27,671 --> 00:05:31,471 You say you're here for me, you want to make my life better, but it's all bullshit. 130 00:05:31,511 --> 00:05:34,110 It's not! Esme, I looked after you from five years old. 131 00:05:34,111 --> 00:05:34,751 It's not! Esme, I looked after you from five years old. 132 00:05:34,791 --> 00:05:37,671 I'll never let you down. Except for when you ran off and left me. 133 00:05:37,711 --> 00:05:39,511 Is Jackson in Canada? Shut up. 134 00:05:39,551 --> 00:05:41,831 I left you with more than enough money to get by. 135 00:05:41,871 --> 00:05:42,111 I didn't want the money, I wanted my sister. 136 00:05:42,112 --> 00:05:44,431 I didn't want the money, I wanted my sister. 137 00:05:48,871 --> 00:05:49,951 So come with us. 138 00:05:49,991 --> 00:05:50,111 So I can follow you around the world until the next time you leave? 139 00:05:50,112 --> 00:05:53,391 So I can follow you around the world until the next time you leave? 140 00:05:53,431 --> 00:05:55,591 This city may be a shit hole, but it's my home, 141 00:05:55,631 --> 00:05:57,511 so how about you stay for once? 142 00:05:57,551 --> 00:05:58,111 Technically speaking, Reading is not a city. 143 00:05:58,112 --> 00:06:00,111 Technically speaking, Reading is not a city. 144 00:06:03,551 --> 00:06:05,351 (SIGHS)Sorry. (CLEARS THROAT) 145 00:06:06,351 --> 00:06:08,151 Esme, we're in a lot of trouble. 146 00:06:08,191 --> 00:06:10,871 We can't stay here and it's not safe for you either. 147 00:06:10,911 --> 00:06:12,711 I've got my own family here. 148 00:06:12,751 --> 00:06:14,110 You're not talking about Ched. You really want to lecture me now? 149 00:06:14,111 --> 00:06:16,831 You're not talking about Ched. You really want to lecture me now? 150 00:06:19,511 --> 00:06:22,110 Kethan will be back once he finds out you're not at work. You better go. 151 00:06:22,111 --> 00:06:23,327 Kethan will be back once he finds out you're not at work. You better go. 152 00:06:23,351 --> 00:06:24,951 Es, don't be like this. 153 00:06:27,351 --> 00:06:29,151 I love you. 154 00:06:29,191 --> 00:06:30,111 Well, I've got, is it Jackson Ohio or Jackson Mississippi? 155 00:06:30,112 --> 00:06:32,511 Well, I've got, is it Jackson Ohio or Jackson Mississippi? 156 00:06:32,551 --> 00:06:34,831 There's a shit load of Jacksons here. 157 00:06:34,871 --> 00:06:38,110 Could I get a clue? Could be bloody Tito Jackson for all I know. 158 00:06:38,111 --> 00:06:38,351 Could I get a clue? Could be bloody Tito Jackson for all I know. 159 00:06:38,391 --> 00:06:39,391 (ALARMS BLARES) 160 00:06:44,831 --> 00:06:46,110 Deacon? 161 00:06:46,111 --> 00:06:46,511 Deacon? 162 00:06:46,551 --> 00:06:48,151 Allison? 163 00:06:48,191 --> 00:06:49,511 (ALARM STOPS) 164 00:06:49,551 --> 00:06:51,311 Are you still here? 165 00:07:05,151 --> 00:07:07,671 Afternoon. Oh, Jesus Christ! 166 00:07:07,711 --> 00:07:09,271 Who the fuck are you? 167 00:07:09,311 --> 00:07:10,111 How long have you been sitting there? 168 00:07:10,112 --> 00:07:11,247 How long have you been sitting there? 169 00:07:11,271 --> 00:07:12,991 What have you done to my office? 170 00:07:13,031 --> 00:07:16,391 The pleasure is all mine. Do I know you, pal? 171 00:07:16,431 --> 00:07:17,751 Not yet. 172 00:07:21,351 --> 00:07:24,271 I'm just a janitor here. Yeah? 173 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:26,110 Not a great one, because this room stinks of piss. 174 00:07:26,111 --> 00:07:28,951 Not a great one, because this room stinks of piss. 175 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:31,711 Yeah, I know. Where's Deacon and Allison? 176 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:33,711 I don't know who they are. Really? 177 00:07:33,751 --> 00:07:34,111 You called for them as you came in, so now I know you're a liar. 178 00:07:34,112 --> 00:07:36,831 You called for them as you came in, so now I know you're a liar. 179 00:07:36,871 --> 00:07:40,991 And now, I am six out of ten angry. 180 00:07:41,031 --> 00:07:42,110 Well, look, I misheard you. Seven. 181 00:07:42,111 --> 00:07:42,911 Well, look, I misheard you. Seven. 182 00:07:42,951 --> 00:07:45,311 Yeah, OK. I know who Deacon and Allison are. 183 00:07:45,351 --> 00:07:48,311 Listen, Alfie. How do you know my name? 184 00:07:55,311 --> 00:07:57,631 Yeah, that'd be me.Those... 185 00:07:57,671 --> 00:07:58,111 little... cunts 186 00:07:58,112 --> 00:08:01,471 little... cunts 187 00:08:01,511 --> 00:08:04,431 stole money from you, but more importantly, 188 00:08:04,471 --> 00:08:06,110 they stole money from me, 189 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:06,631 they stole money from me, 190 00:08:06,671 --> 00:08:08,311 so here is what we're gonna do. 191 00:08:08,351 --> 00:08:12,471 You're gonna tell me everything you know, we're gonna find them. 192 00:08:12,511 --> 00:08:14,110 And after I've got them, we'll take our money back. 193 00:08:14,111 --> 00:08:16,311 And after I've got them, we'll take our money back. 194 00:08:16,351 --> 00:08:17,791 And then, 195 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,711 I'm going to take great pleasure 196 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,110 in having consensual sex with his mother. 197 00:08:22,111 --> 00:08:23,711 In having consensual sex with his mother. 198 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:26,271 (LAUGHS) 199 00:08:28,191 --> 00:08:30,110 I mean, I was with you up until the mother stuff. 200 00:08:30,111 --> 00:08:31,407 I mean, I was with you up until the mother stuff. 201 00:08:31,431 --> 00:08:33,111 The rest would be easy. 202 00:08:33,151 --> 00:08:36,191 I mean, Deacon is a useless cock. 203 00:08:36,231 --> 00:08:38,110 A useless cock that killed two people. 204 00:08:38,111 --> 00:08:38,751 A useless cock that killed two people. 205 00:08:38,791 --> 00:08:40,071 Deacon? 206 00:08:41,311 --> 00:08:44,751 You sure, mate? The horny woman, Sally. 207 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:46,110 She's not dead. 208 00:08:46,111 --> 00:08:46,551 She's not dead. 209 00:08:46,591 --> 00:08:49,031 I phoned her sister. She said she's in Jamaica. 210 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:51,631 (SCOFFS) I see. 211 00:08:51,671 --> 00:08:54,031 Tsst. (INHALES) 212 00:08:54,071 --> 00:08:54,111 Now I'm nine out of ten angry. 213 00:08:54,112 --> 00:08:56,111 Now I'm nine out of ten angry. 214 00:08:57,751 --> 00:09:00,831 What is this driver doing? He's spinning around on the spot. 215 00:09:00,871 --> 00:09:02,110 Esme, are you sure? Don't talk to me. 216 00:09:02,111 --> 00:09:02,791 Esme, are you sure? Don't talk to me. 217 00:09:02,831 --> 00:09:05,391 No! Now he's dropping someone off. 218 00:09:05,431 --> 00:09:08,391 Just cancel it. I can't cancel it or I'll get charged. 219 00:09:09,351 --> 00:09:10,111 OK, he's turning left on the high street. 220 00:09:10,112 --> 00:09:11,871 OK, he's turning left on the high street. 221 00:09:11,911 --> 00:09:14,551 (RINGING) (GASPING) 222 00:09:14,591 --> 00:09:17,951 Shit, it's Alfie. Decline, decline, decline. Hurry, hurry. 223 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:18,111 Deacon, mate, don't hang up, yeah? 224 00:09:18,112 --> 00:09:20,751 Deacon, mate, don't hang up, yeah? 225 00:09:20,791 --> 00:09:24,071 I have a plan that will get you out of this situation. 226 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:26,111 Go on. Look, I get it. 227 00:09:26,112 --> 00:09:27,791 Go on. Look, I get it. 228 00:09:27,831 --> 00:09:31,151 You're underpaid and needed cash. 229 00:09:31,191 --> 00:09:34,110 Totally cool. I've calmed down now, 230 00:09:34,111 --> 00:09:34,911 Totally cool. I've calmed down now, 231 00:09:34,951 --> 00:09:38,391 so let's just meet somewhere and sort this out, yeah? 232 00:09:38,431 --> 00:09:41,351 We both leave the police out of the picture. 233 00:09:41,391 --> 00:09:42,111 Maybe we... 234 00:09:42,111 --> 00:09:43,111 Maybe we... 235 00:09:44,591 --> 00:09:48,831 Maybe we split the money and I call the police off this too, 236 00:09:48,871 --> 00:09:50,071 what do you say? 237 00:09:52,511 --> 00:09:55,951 Are you guys fucking stupid? He's lying his fucking ass off. 238 00:09:55,991 --> 00:09:58,110 That's the sister that lives with them. They're at home. 239 00:09:58,111 --> 00:09:58,431 That's the sister that lives with them. They're at home. 240 00:09:58,471 --> 00:10:00,991 I know you didn't kill Sally. You fucks! Go. 241 00:10:01,031 --> 00:10:03,151 (ENGINE STARTS) (ENGINE REVS) 242 00:10:03,191 --> 00:10:05,911 That's Kethan, what the fuck is Alfie doing with Kethan? 243 00:10:05,951 --> 00:10:06,111 No, we gotta go. Esme, please come with us. It'll be OK. 244 00:10:06,112 --> 00:10:09,231 No, we gotta go. Esme, please come with us. It'll be OK. 245 00:10:09,271 --> 00:10:11,591 Get the Uber round the corner. I'll get the police here. 246 00:10:11,631 --> 00:10:13,671 The Toronto method, nice. 247 00:10:13,711 --> 00:10:14,111 Keep yourself safe. I can look after myself. 248 00:10:14,112 --> 00:10:16,911 Keep yourself safe. I can look after myself. 249 00:10:16,951 --> 00:10:19,551 Just so I know, is the Toronto method where you two hug 250 00:10:19,591 --> 00:10:21,951 until they arrive and kill us? 251 00:10:21,991 --> 00:10:22,111 Can we try the Reading method, where we get the fuck out here? Come on. 252 00:10:22,112 --> 00:10:25,631 Can we try the Reading method, where we get the fuck out here? Come on. 253 00:10:27,751 --> 00:10:30,110 Hello? I need the police. 254 00:10:30,111 --> 00:10:31,111 Hello? I need the police. 255 00:10:41,111 --> 00:10:42,391 (TYRES SCREECH) 256 00:10:44,009 --> 00:10:45,209 (GRUNTS) 257 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:52,529 (SIREN WAILS)Officers. 258 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:53,449 Turn around, turn around. 259 00:10:53,449 --> 00:10:54,449 Turn around, turn around. 260 00:10:54,489 --> 00:10:56,889 I heard someone on the roof and I was scared. 261 00:11:02,089 --> 00:11:04,529 What the fuck do we do now? 262 00:11:06,089 --> 00:11:07,689 Oh. 263 00:11:08,889 --> 00:11:09,449 That's them! (SEATBELTS CLICK) 264 00:11:09,450 --> 00:11:10,969 That's them! (SEATBELTS CLICK) 265 00:11:11,009 --> 00:11:12,129 (ENGINE REVS) 266 00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:17,448 (SIGHS)Um... 267 00:11:17,449 --> 00:11:18,129 (SIGHS)Um... 268 00:11:18,169 --> 00:11:19,489 What? 269 00:11:21,049 --> 00:11:23,249 Who, or what, is Jackson? 270 00:11:23,289 --> 00:11:25,329 You get upset when I talk about my exes. 271 00:11:25,369 --> 00:11:25,449 Why are you so secretive about your life in Canada? 272 00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:28,649 Why are you so secretive about your life in Canada? 273 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,609 OK, maybe I do need to come clean about a couple of things. 274 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,089 Oh, God. 275 00:11:33,129 --> 00:11:33,449 I was kind of in a relationship with- 276 00:11:33,450 --> 00:11:36,809 I was kind of in a relationship with- 277 00:11:36,849 --> 00:11:38,569 Alfie. Huh? 278 00:11:38,609 --> 00:11:40,689 Alfie and Kethan are behind us. 279 00:11:40,729 --> 00:11:41,449 What? 280 00:11:41,449 --> 00:11:42,449 What? 281 00:11:44,729 --> 00:11:48,009 That's an expensive wheel though. Paid for with my money. 282 00:11:48,049 --> 00:11:49,448 You need to calm down and concentrate on driving. 283 00:11:49,449 --> 00:11:50,705 You need to calm down and concentrate on driving. 284 00:11:50,729 --> 00:11:52,889 Calm down? They should go to fucking prison! 285 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,809 Focus on catching up. Fucking hell, I'll catch up! 286 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,089 Shut up! 287 00:11:57,929 --> 00:11:59,889 Listen to me, you little shit of a man. 288 00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:03,209 Concentrate on the driving and shut the fuck up! 289 00:12:04,929 --> 00:12:05,449 (TURNS ON RADIO) 290 00:12:05,449 --> 00:12:06,009 (TURNS ON RADIO) 291 00:12:06,049 --> 00:12:09,489 ("THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT" BY THE TOKENS PLAYS) 292 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,769 Shit! 293 00:12:10,809 --> 00:12:13,249 Excuse me, love your driving. Great car. 294 00:12:13,289 --> 00:12:13,449 Thanks, do you want some music? No. No, we're OK. Would you mind? 295 00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:16,769 Thanks, do you want some music? No. No, we're OK. Would you mind? 296 00:12:16,809 --> 00:12:19,449 We've got a plane to catch, if you wouldn't mind putting 297 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,448 your foot down, that would be great. Not a problem.Thanks. 298 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,969 Your foot down, that would be great. Not a problem.Thanks. 299 00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:26,609 Excuse me, it doesn't seem like you've accelerated. 300 00:12:26,649 --> 00:12:28,969 I assure you, I have. I can see the speedometer. 301 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:29,449 It's still on 30. We will make the flight. 302 00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:30,985 It's still on 30. We will make the flight. 303 00:12:31,009 --> 00:12:33,569 Fucks sake, we're being chased, you fuck knuckle! Go! 304 00:12:33,609 --> 00:12:36,809 Fucking idiot, put your foot down, for fucks sake! Go on! 305 00:12:38,889 --> 00:12:40,649 They've gone round, they've gone! 306 00:12:40,689 --> 00:12:42,929 Turn the car round, turn the car round! 307 00:12:42,969 --> 00:12:45,209 OK, I can't when you're yelling at me! 308 00:12:46,929 --> 00:12:48,409 Out. What? 309 00:12:48,449 --> 00:12:50,449 Are you insane? This isn't Die Hard. 310 00:12:50,489 --> 00:12:52,729 You can't make taxi drivers a getaway vehicle. 311 00:12:52,769 --> 00:12:53,449 The train station's close. Let's run. 312 00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:54,545 The train station's close. Let's run. 313 00:12:54,569 --> 00:12:58,009 There's no taxi in Die Hard. It's a limo, you prick. 314 00:12:58,049 --> 00:13:00,289 Have you seen Die Hard 3? Well, say Die Hard 3. 315 00:13:00,329 --> 00:13:01,448 Die Hard 3. Watch more movies. Leaving the boot open, twat! 316 00:13:01,449 --> 00:13:04,129 Die Hard 3. Watch more movies. Leaving the boot open, twat! 317 00:13:04,169 --> 00:13:05,329 You're a prick! 318 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:08,209 Did you really have to bring two massive suitcases? 319 00:13:08,249 --> 00:13:09,448 I am sorry that I cannot pack light for the rest of my entire life. 320 00:13:09,449 --> 00:13:11,665 I am sorry that I cannot pack light for the rest of my entire life. 321 00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:13,089 (TYRES SCREECH) 322 00:13:18,249 --> 00:13:21,289 Just leave the bag. Oh, I'm so glad we brought these. 323 00:13:21,329 --> 00:13:23,689 What's this, the great escape? Sorry, mate. 324 00:13:23,729 --> 00:13:25,448 You need more gym time, mate. Shut up, mate. 325 00:13:25,449 --> 00:13:26,545 You need more gym time, mate. Shut up, mate. 326 00:13:26,569 --> 00:13:28,409 Quick, quick, quick, quick! 327 00:13:29,849 --> 00:13:31,049 Oi! 328 00:13:31,089 --> 00:13:32,449 (TRAIN DOORS BEEP) 329 00:13:33,369 --> 00:13:33,449 Go on, quick, quick, quick, quick! 330 00:13:33,450 --> 00:13:35,649 Go on, quick, quick, quick, quick! 331 00:13:37,209 --> 00:13:38,329 (SCREAMS) 332 00:13:41,409 --> 00:13:41,449 Yes! 333 00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:42,609 Yes! 334 00:13:42,649 --> 00:13:45,409 You did it! Yes! Sorry. 335 00:13:52,729 --> 00:13:54,129 (PANTS) 336 00:13:58,089 --> 00:14:01,009 Nearly had them. Oh yeah, given another half an hour 337 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:04,649 you would have caught up with all of us. So, what's the plan? 338 00:14:04,689 --> 00:14:05,449 I'm afraid, virgin, this is the end of the road for you. 339 00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:07,889 I'm afraid, virgin, this is the end of the road for you. 340 00:14:07,929 --> 00:14:11,009 What do you mean? If the last half-hour has proved anything, 341 00:14:11,049 --> 00:14:13,448 it's that teaming up with you was pointless and a total hindrance, 342 00:14:13,449 --> 00:14:14,625 it's that teaming up with you was pointless and a total hindrance, 343 00:14:14,649 --> 00:14:18,209 so I'm gonna go get something they'll have to come back for. 344 00:14:18,249 --> 00:14:19,449 Alone. 345 00:14:19,489 --> 00:14:21,448 And I'll be using your car. Why would I give you my car? 346 00:14:21,449 --> 00:14:22,665 And I'll be using your car. Why would I give you my car? 347 00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:25,089 Because you'll be in prison. (SIREN WAILS) 348 00:14:26,129 --> 00:14:28,809 (LAUGHS) Looks like the USB stick you handed in 349 00:14:28,849 --> 00:14:29,449 incriminated more than just Deacon. 350 00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:30,825 Incriminated more than just Deacon. 351 00:14:30,849 --> 00:14:34,729 Well, it did after my little chat with the investigator. 352 00:14:34,769 --> 00:14:36,129 How do you know I did? 353 00:14:36,169 --> 00:14:37,448 I've always been a very good friend of the law, Alfie. 354 00:14:37,449 --> 00:14:38,865 I've always been a very good friend of the law, Alfie. 355 00:14:38,889 --> 00:14:40,369 It's all about leverage. 356 00:14:40,409 --> 00:14:43,169 So now, I'm gonna take something that means Deacon 357 00:14:43,209 --> 00:14:45,448 and Allison will bring the money to me. 358 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:45,489 And Allison will bring the money to me. 359 00:14:45,529 --> 00:14:48,569 In a bit. Alfie Bower? I'm placing you under arrest. 360 00:14:48,609 --> 00:14:52,689 I haven't got a clue what you're on about.(RECITES CAUTION) 361 00:14:54,249 --> 00:14:55,569 You wanker! 362 00:14:55,609 --> 00:14:58,209 Do you understand your rights? You dickhead! 363 00:14:58,249 --> 00:15:00,209 Get in the car. Bring me the sister. 364 00:15:00,249 --> 00:15:01,448 Tiny cock! 365 00:15:01,449 --> 00:15:02,449 Tiny cock! 366 00:15:06,249 --> 00:15:07,689 So... 367 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:09,449 Jackson. 368 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,129 Jackson. 369 00:15:11,169 --> 00:15:13,529 We're doing this now? You really want to know? 370 00:15:14,489 --> 00:15:16,049 Yeah. 371 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,448 Deacon, I was broke. 372 00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:18,689 Deacon, I was broke. 373 00:15:18,729 --> 00:15:21,809 I basically had to raise Esme single-handedly. 374 00:15:21,849 --> 00:15:23,329 Yeah, I know that, but... 375 00:15:23,369 --> 00:15:25,448 So, I fell in with a bad crowd and I met a guy, Jackson. 376 00:15:25,449 --> 00:15:26,249 So, I fell in with a bad crowd and I met a guy, Jackson. 377 00:15:26,289 --> 00:15:28,729 And he taught me how to make some money. 378 00:15:28,769 --> 00:15:31,089 Small scams and stuff now and then. 379 00:15:31,129 --> 00:15:32,569 He got cocky, 380 00:15:32,609 --> 00:15:33,449 he wanted to do one, big, last job as a way of getting out. 381 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:35,929 He wanted to do one, big, last job as a way of getting out. 382 00:15:37,089 --> 00:15:39,169 Got caught 383 00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:40,969 and I had to run. 384 00:15:41,009 --> 00:15:41,449 You've done it before. 385 00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:43,289 You've done it before. 386 00:15:43,329 --> 00:15:47,089 Oh my God, you've done it before. It's not like I'm Keyser Soze. 387 00:15:47,129 --> 00:15:49,448 Do you know what? I thought we were on a mad adventure together. 388 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,505 Do you know what? I thought we were on a mad adventure together. 389 00:15:51,529 --> 00:15:54,289 Trying to start a family, 390 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,409 but it turns out I'm a mug. That's the thing. 391 00:15:56,449 --> 00:15:57,449 I want a family, I want children with you. 392 00:15:57,450 --> 00:16:00,049 I want a family, I want children with you. 393 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,969 I want, you know, like, a normal life. 394 00:16:03,009 --> 00:16:05,089 That's why I fell in love with you. 395 00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:05,449 You were normal until you went all Scarface on me. 396 00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:08,609 You were normal until you went all Scarface on me. 397 00:16:08,649 --> 00:16:11,329 Well, who the fuck do you think made me that way? 398 00:16:13,969 --> 00:16:14,969 (SIGHS) 399 00:16:17,529 --> 00:16:19,089 So, what does this mean? 400 00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:23,729 I don't know anymore. 401 00:16:23,769 --> 00:16:24,769 I mean, 402 00:16:25,769 --> 00:16:28,849 how can I believe anything you say? 403 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,529 Any snacks or beverages? BOTH: No. 404 00:16:38,409 --> 00:16:40,049 (LINE TRILLING) 405 00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:43,409 Esme is still not picking up. 406 00:16:45,209 --> 00:16:45,449 Oh, so now we're just not talking? 407 00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:47,529 Oh, so now we're just not talking? 408 00:16:50,329 --> 00:16:51,929 We can't use our own. 409 00:16:52,889 --> 00:16:53,449 Here. 410 00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:54,569 Here. 411 00:16:54,609 --> 00:16:56,969 I saved a couple from back in Jersey just in case. 412 00:16:57,009 --> 00:16:58,929 Of course you did. Of course you did. 413 00:16:58,969 --> 00:17:01,448 I imagine you paid off security as well. Knowing you. 414 00:17:01,449 --> 00:17:01,889 I imagine you paid off security as well. Knowing you. 415 00:17:01,929 --> 00:17:05,289 What's wrong with you? I'm just a bit nervous, OK? 416 00:17:05,329 --> 00:17:09,009 This is the face of someone who isn't a friend of airport security. 417 00:17:10,409 --> 00:17:13,369 Why are we doing this? We're never gonna get the bag through. 418 00:17:13,409 --> 00:17:15,009 That's why. 419 00:17:15,049 --> 00:17:17,209 (BABY CRIES) (KID SHOUTS) 420 00:17:17,249 --> 00:17:17,449 Why? So we can have an awful family? 421 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:19,409 Why? So we can have an awful family? 422 00:17:19,449 --> 00:17:21,889 No, because it's not fair. 423 00:17:21,929 --> 00:17:24,569 Because everybody gets to have a family. 424 00:17:24,609 --> 00:17:25,449 Even shit people get to be parents, 425 00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:26,545 Even shit people get to be parents, 426 00:17:26,569 --> 00:17:28,529 growing up I didn't have a normal family. 427 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:32,129 Then I met you, and I thought ooh, maybe this is my chance to have one. 428 00:17:32,169 --> 00:17:33,448 Is that so fucking unreasonable? 429 00:17:33,449 --> 00:17:34,809 Is that so fucking unreasonable? 430 00:17:34,849 --> 00:17:38,009 Well, no, but I mean... look where it's got us. 431 00:17:38,049 --> 00:17:40,249 What happens when we get to the other end of this? 432 00:17:40,289 --> 00:17:41,448 I don't even know what our plan is anymore. 433 00:17:41,449 --> 00:17:42,465 I don't even know what our plan is anymore. 434 00:17:42,489 --> 00:17:45,289 I'm sick of it. MAN: Come through. I'm done with it. 435 00:17:45,329 --> 00:17:47,849 The injections, the examinations, the hormones, 436 00:17:47,889 --> 00:17:49,448 fucking pineapple cores, the cold baths. 437 00:17:49,449 --> 00:17:50,169 Fucking pineapple cores, the cold baths. 438 00:17:50,209 --> 00:17:53,249 The constant, crushing, gut-wrenching disappointment 439 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:56,649 that my womb is a deformed fucking failure. I'm sick of it. 440 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,289 Holy shit. We actually made it through. 441 00:18:01,329 --> 00:18:04,569 I thought we were nailed on for a cavity search. 442 00:18:07,049 --> 00:18:09,169 Deacon, I'm not gonna steal the money. 443 00:18:09,209 --> 00:18:13,409 I wasn't saying that. It's just... I need to get my head straight, OK? 444 00:18:13,449 --> 00:18:16,009 We need to get out of here. I've got this. 445 00:18:23,889 --> 00:18:25,969 CHED: Yo.Ched, baby. 446 00:18:26,009 --> 00:18:28,129 Come to the Grand Berkshire Hotel. 447 00:18:35,329 --> 00:18:37,448 PILOT: We're approaching our cruising altitude of 36,000 ft. 448 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,929 PILOT: We're approaching our cruising altitude of 36,000 ft. 449 00:18:39,969 --> 00:18:44,449 We're not expecting any turbulence, so sit back and enjoy. 450 00:18:45,849 --> 00:18:49,609 Can I get you folks a drink? I'd like a big fucking vodka, please, Kieran. 451 00:18:49,649 --> 00:18:53,169 Yeah, same. Have you got one of those big duty free bottles? 452 00:18:53,209 --> 00:18:53,449 Our card machine isn't working. I don't suppose you've got cash. 453 00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:56,329 Our card machine isn't working. I don't suppose you've got cash. 454 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,369 Yeah, that's not a problem. I'll just go get one for you. 455 00:18:59,409 --> 00:19:01,448 It's nice to have something that isn't a bloody problem. 456 00:19:01,449 --> 00:19:03,649 It's nice to have something that isn't a bloody problem. 457 00:19:04,089 --> 00:19:05,729 Deacon, 458 00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,129 I am genuinely sorry. 459 00:19:08,169 --> 00:19:09,448 I feel like our plan not only failed to give us a child 460 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,265 I feel like our plan not only failed to give us a child 461 00:19:11,289 --> 00:19:13,689 but messed us up, too. 462 00:19:13,729 --> 00:19:15,769 (SIGHS) Yeah, I know. 463 00:19:16,769 --> 00:19:17,449 I mean, maybe it's a blessing in disguise. 464 00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:19,065 I mean, maybe it's a blessing in disguise. 465 00:19:19,089 --> 00:19:20,489 Like you said, 466 00:19:20,529 --> 00:19:23,129 hardly the best situation to give a kid a good start. 467 00:19:23,169 --> 00:19:25,448 I know. Though, our kid couldn't have been worse than them. 468 00:19:25,449 --> 00:19:27,769 I know. Though, our kid couldn't have been worse than them. 469 00:19:28,409 --> 00:19:29,489 FATHER: Stop it. 470 00:19:34,209 --> 00:19:35,769 Maybe we need a little break. 471 00:19:39,049 --> 00:19:40,249 Really? 472 00:19:42,009 --> 00:19:43,769 I don't know. Maybe. 473 00:19:47,409 --> 00:19:49,409 Maybe we're better off apart. 474 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:53,129 This whole thing was supposed to be us 475 00:19:53,169 --> 00:19:56,169 doing something together for our family, 476 00:19:56,209 --> 00:19:57,448 and turns out we've been lying to each other the whole time. 477 00:19:57,449 --> 00:19:59,809 And turns out we've been lying to each other the whole time. 478 00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:04,289 I just don't... 479 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,448 really see how we get past that. 480 00:20:05,449 --> 00:20:06,729 Really see how we get past that. 481 00:20:07,569 --> 00:20:10,049 (SIGHS) OK. I understand. 482 00:20:14,369 --> 00:20:16,449 (MOBILE RINGS) 483 00:20:16,489 --> 00:20:18,209 Speak. MAN: I found her sister. 484 00:20:18,249 --> 00:20:20,129 Blonde? Lanky? Yeah. 485 00:20:20,169 --> 00:20:21,448 I'm on my way. 486 00:20:21,449 --> 00:20:21,529 I'm on my way. 487 00:20:21,569 --> 00:20:22,689 (REVVING) 488 00:20:23,369 --> 00:20:25,249 (KNOCKING) 489 00:20:27,289 --> 00:20:28,329 (LAUGHS) 490 00:20:34,649 --> 00:20:37,448 You better get the money out of the bag before the steward comes back. 491 00:20:37,449 --> 00:20:38,209 You better get the money out of the bag before the steward comes back. 492 00:20:38,249 --> 00:20:39,809 Yeah, OK. (CLEARS THROAT) 493 00:20:48,409 --> 00:20:49,809 Esme. 494 00:20:51,409 --> 00:20:53,448 Fuck. What the fuck? 495 00:20:53,449 --> 00:20:54,449 Fuck. What the fuck? 496 00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:57,089 I want to show you something. 497 00:20:59,729 --> 00:21:01,009 (LAUGHS) 498 00:21:03,489 --> 00:21:05,009 CHED: Holy shit. 499 00:21:13,809 --> 00:21:15,489 I feel sick. I need the toilet. 500 00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:43,849 Here's your vodka. Shall I pour? 501 00:21:43,889 --> 00:21:46,009 We need to cancel that drink. 502 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:16,649 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk 503 00:22:16,699 --> 00:22:21,249 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39492

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