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Previously
on "Resident Alien"...

Real Harry killed Sam.

He was a bad man.

I'm producing a documentary

where experiencers
share their stories.

Would you be interested
in participating?

Oh, I couldn't.

There's a secret base
in Wyoming.

If they took your alien baby,

that's where it would be.

No!

Please, save my son.

All right, here we go.
Let's roll, please.

I'm Mike Richardson,

and I'm CEO
of Dark Horse Media.

I grew up in Milwaukie, Oregon,

which is a suburb of Portland.

Every neighborhood
in those days had a small,

little neighborhood
grocery store,

and my mom used to send me down
for nonessential things,

like bread and milk,

things that you just
picked up on the fly.

My friend Duke lived
about two houses up Edison,

on the opposite side
of the street.

I hopped on my bike.
Duke joined me.

And we rode down to the store,
which was located on 30th.

On the way back,
at the bottom of 34th,

we looked up in the sky,

and there's this
big disc there,

about the size of my first,
up in the sky.

And it was perfectly round, silent.

The outside was spinning.
The center was stationary.

It was probably up in the air
about 60 to 100 feet.

And we just got off our bikes
and stood there

and watched it for a while.

You know,
I tend to be a skeptic.

I need to find a logical reason
for these things.

But this is something
I can't really explain.

I don't--I have no idea
what it--what it was.

I can only say what it is,

and it seems to be consistent

with our conception
of what a flying saucer is.

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What'd that thing
ever do to you?

It's probably got a family,

little baby sliders
running around,

looking for their daddy.

Stop!

You're gonna make me choke.

Mm, I need to see Harry soon.

He just got back from a, um...

Medical convention.

So did you take a look at
that apartment I sent to you?

It's tiny.

Hello, it's got a hot tub.

Yeah, and no bedrooms,

with, like, a pullout couch
and a wooden chair.

- And a floor.
- Okay.

Oh, shit.

God, I thought
she wasn't working today.

Shit, shit, shit, shit.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Sup, Cheese?

So I just found out that
I'm a few credits short

for my science elective.

And I was--I was wondering

if I could maybe have
my old job at the clinic back.

Yeah, sure.

We could use the help.
You could start right away.

Okay.
I'll see you later, Cheese.

- See ya.
- See ya.

- Cheese?
- It's a long story.

- Got nothing to do with cheese.
- Hmm.

Mm, just Harry,

eager to tell me about
the medical convention.

Oh, excuse me.

Gosh, he is just
really excited about medicine.

First,
you need to know that

our people are not coming
to kill everyone.

Why are they not coming?

Because it's too dangerous.

There is an alien race

that's planning
to take over the Earth.

They're here, Harry.

What alien race?

You must be careful.

It's the Greys.

They've learned
how to live on this planet,

and they have
mastered hybridization.

There are Grey human hybrids
all over the Earth.

And they're planning on
taking over,

and they will succeed.

I was there.

I failed to protect the Earth,

and I watched it die.

And there is only one person
who may have the resources

to stop the Greys,

an Air Force general
named Eleanor McCallister.

But I killed her.

Do not make the same mistake.

She may be Earth's only hope.

Oh.

Also, I'm you from the future.

This is some crazy shit.

Do all alien babies
on your planet do this?

No.

My Moesha is special.

Moesha?

You don't like it?

I'm trying out names.

Brad.

Hey!

Do not drink the toilet water,
Jebidiah!

Okay, what did Goliath say?

Hybridized half-Grey,
half-human?

The Greys,
they are too spindly

to spend too much time
in Earth's atmosphere.

So developing hybrids
to take over the Earth,

that makes sense.

At least tell me
you didn't kill that general.

No, I got
the message in time.

I can hear you drinking!

I did not kill her.

Good. At least there's hope.

Um, okay,
now we could work with her,

and then you could get rid
of these Grey things.

I will not work with her.
She is my enemy.

You heard Goliath.
He tried to stop the Greys.

He failed. He is me.

So if I try, I will fail.

You are not a failure.

You have to do something.

You can't just
let the Grey aliens

take over the Earth.

It is worse than failure.
It is future failure.

It is guaranteed.

Well, I'll never get
that image out of my head.

Okay, you're not gonna help
the general save the world?

Then what?
What are you going to do?

I will do what
human failures do.

I will ignore my horrible life

by being a parent

and passing my resentments
on to my children.

"Children"?

Can you keep it down?
I am sleeping.

I adopted the Alien Tracker's
son, Robert.

Oh, do not slam that door!

You are not sleeping
this day away!

I'm signing you up
for soccer practice.

Hey.

Hey, I know new budget's
going in soon,

so I came by to see if
there were any updates

on my requests.

Requests, yes.
Let's see here, new pens.

Well, that's not it.

Oh, here it is.

Eight additional deputies,

four more patrol cars,

and body cams for everyone,
including Cletus.

Well, of course Cletus,

'cause you know
he got a temper on him,

so it he roughs somebody up,
we need to know about it.

- Seems like a lot.
- This is the bare minimum.

Hell, when we get
that resort built,

we gonna need a new prison
just for the prostitutes alone.

As a matter of fact,
go ahead and put

"hooker jail"
on that list for me.

Although, to be honest,

I'm not sure if that's
the proper term anymore.

It's probably
"sex worker jail."

You can put that down there
'cause you know hookers,

they love to use
that modern terminology.

And I want to be
as respectful as I can

to all them hard-working hoes
out there.

Look, about the resort.

I'm no longer gonna support it.

What?

I think
I was just so caught up

in trying to rebrand Patience
away from being a murder town

that I...
forgot how much I love it.

I don't want it to change.

Look, I don't expect you
to understand.

I understand,
if we don't get this resort,

there's gonna be riots, okay?

So now I need 30 officers.
I need nine cars.

And I need a damn tank.
- Okay.

Well, I can give you
one more deputy and...

this Hot Wheels car
Max left in my office.

You got one of them
loop-de-loop things

for it to go on,
but you gotta make sure

it goes fast enough or else

it don't get past
the loop-de-loop?

I can bring you
one from home.

I'll take it.

I discovered
my breastfeeding bra

did not work
for feeding the baby.

I kept draining
the teats myself.

Ten hamburgers.

Hope the monster baby's hungry.

♫ ♫

Hello, Harry.

My name is Joseph.

I do not care.
You are a Grey.

I will call you "Dickhead."

We may be enemies,

but I think we can be
professional about this.

I know you are,
but what am I?

What?

We've made a deal
with your people.

They have conceded
the Earth to us.

We get the planet,
we let you go home.

There's an escape pod
up on the mountain for you.

It will take you
to your planet.

I'll text you the coordinates.
You can be on your way.

I do not like to give out
my phone number.

We already have it.

The Greys have
my phone number?

How did you get it?
- I don't know.

Probably the phone company.
- That is impossible.

They do not give away
that information.

Grey aliens
are pretty powerful.

Not powerful enough
to get somebody's phone number

from the phone number company
unless they say,

"Yeah, okay,
give them my phone number."

- I think we are.
- I do not like it.

Well, I'm texting you anyway.

Do not do it.
Just write it down.

I don't have a pen.

Fine. Text it.

You do not share my number,
do you?

'Cause I do not want
all those spam calls.

I don't think we do that.

Okay, good, 'cause--

good.

I still do not think
that the phone company

gave you my phone number.

Okay, fine,
I went to your clinic

and pretended
I was one of your patients.

One of your nurses
gave me your number.

- Ellen?
- Yeah, that sounds right.

That one? Her? Her?

Yeah, that's her.

God! She's the worst.

She is horrible.
She steals food from my office!

Why don't you just
lock your door?

Because then
it's complicated.

It's--I have to carry a key.

I get that.

You fall on your keys
one time,

and you start
making different plans.

Well, there you go.

Good luck.

Dickhead says "what?"

- What?
- Chicken butt.

Jackass.

♫ ♫

I can go home.

I'm not paying for this food!

There's a fly in my pie!

♫ ♫

How does it feel?

So I know you've had
many encounters.

I understand you were able
to record one of them?

There was one time that
I did record the encounter.

It was actually just recently,
New Year's Eve.

So this was right
over top of the ocean.

The new year had just
kicked off, midnight,

and there were
two floating orbs

right over top of the city.

When we... zoom in on these,

you can actually see
that they are changing shape.

Anytime you look up
to the skies,

there's stuff going on there

if you really look hard enough.

This base has been compromised.

We're moving everything
to Farmington 5.

That base hasn't been
used in years.

Then we'll have
plenty of room.

Yes, ma'am.

There's something else.

They may have had some help
on the inside too.

He went straight for the safe.

Every guard is accounted for
after the breach,

except for that one.

Well, looks like
we have our mole.

Find him.

And bring me
Peter Bach's hard drive.

I can't.

It's gone.

That information is
fully encrypted.

If anyone so much as plugs in
that drive, we'll know it.

And when they do,

I want you to grab everyone
within 200 yards of it.

Yes, ma'am.

Cunningham says he hikes
this canyon every morning.

Hey, been getting
some complaints

about a suspicious black van

parked on the sidewalk downtown.

The vehicle was
still smoldering.

You all right there, Deputy?

It's in that spot that
the SUV went off the road.

Authorities said
the driver lost control,

sending him over the edge.

The driver died
in the ensuing fire.

The name of the deceased
has been released,

a man named Peter Bach.

Back to you.

Oh. Oh, no.

Deputy, I'm--I'm sorry.
That's terrible.

I knew he was onto something.

He got too close.
They killed him.

Wait, wait.
Hold on, Deputy.

Now, this is just
a car accident.

It was no accident.
He was murdered.

Where did you say
that abandoned van was?

I knew it.

This is Peter Bach's van.
The keys are still in it.

Doesn't mean something
shady was going on.

It doesn't make sense.

I checked CCTV from the bank

and saw Peter drive
this exact van

out of town last night.

Then he dies in an SUV
and the van ends up back here?

It's very shady.

You know, there's an old
saying about a turtle.

Of course there is.

It goes, "if you want to read
something into a situation,

it will become
whatever you want it to be."

What does that have to do
with a turtle?

I don't know.
I forget the turtle part.

But the point is,
is that you tend to,

you know, believe in
a bunch of conspiracy theories.

You're the one who says
the moon is manmade.

That's not a theory.
That's a fact.

I mean, each crater's
the same depth.

The damn thing rings
like a gong when you hit it.

You can't even see
the other side.

Shit, they probably got
an Arby's over there.

Maybe even a strip club,
full with moon titties.

You're right.

Probably all in my head
for, you know, this bit.

Why don't you go
and do the next call,

and I'll wait here for Ernie

and make sure
this gets to the tow yard?

It's a solid plan, Deputy.

- Thank you, sir.
- Divide and conquer.

That is a shit ton of drywall.

Divide and conquer, Deputy.

♫ ♫

You are going to love
my home planet.

Unfortunately,
you are too old to be tested

in the punishing
ice wind desert.

But we can take a field trip,

and I can bury you
up to your neck in the dirt

and kick you in the head.

Rip off your eyelids.

They grow back.
They grow back.

Son!

We need to have
a family meeting.

I'm not your son,

and I am not part
of your family.

I read that young boys
can be difficult.

I'm 28.

I'm gonna put you
in a timeout.

Okay?

I've been offered
an exciting new opportunity,

so we are moving.

I am bringing you and Merle
to my home planet.

You will like my planet.

We do not have soccer,
but we have a game

that is like football.

But there's no ball.

And you cannot use your feet.

It's fighting to the death.

So fun.

You know what?
You can use your feet.

I'm not going
anywhere with you.

I need to--
I need to go back to my life.

You have no life.

You would not have clothes
if I did not buy them for you.

You stole them out
of a Goodwill dumpster.

I threw in a dollar.

Look, thank you

for getting me
out of that prison,

but I--I have to go.

Wait.

If you are leaving,

I have something
I have to give to you.

What is it?

I promised your father
I would protect you.

This is technology
from my planet

that I no longer need
because I am leaving.

♫ ♫

What does it do?

Humans cannot control
the energy,

but it will
keep you from dying.

It also keeps hot drinks hot.

♫ ♫

Let me just paint the scene.

Um, we have a balcony
that's south-facing.

And all of a sudden,

there's a blackout
in our building.

I step outside on my balcony,

and all of a sudden,
out of the corner of my eye,

I see these three dots
of white-ish, yellow lights,

zooming along
in a triangle formation.

There's no sound whatsoever.

Entire thing was
about three, four seconds.

I see this thing,
after the blackout happens.

Is that what caused it?

I don't know.
But it freaked me out.

That incident
really spooked me out.

♫ ♫

♫ ♫

Honey?

You okay?

♫ ♫

What are you doing?

Oh.

Why am I in the kitchen?

Oh, honey,

you were sleepwalking again.

Oh, my God, that is so weird.

I was having
that same dream again.

I was in bed.

My whole family was there.

And now, suddenly, I'm here.

♫ ♫

Next time, don't wake me up
until I've finished the dishes.

Oh, sweetie.

Come to bed.

Hello, stink!

Your nicknames
are getting lazy.

Listen, I--

I drew a picture
of myself for you,

since you've never seen
what I look like as a human.

- This is what you look like?
- Yes.

It is a perfect likeness.

Are you impressed
with my skill?

Uh, yeah.

You know, you don't usually
give me gifts.

Except for that hunting T-shirt
with the bullseye on it.

I am doing what humans call
a goodbye tour.

Me and the alien baby are
going home to my planet.

And we are leaving here forever.

No, you're not.

You care about me
way too much to leave.

What? I do not!

You just drew me a picture.

You only do that
for someone you love.

I only drew that
because I'm an artist

and I want to share my gift
with the world.

You drew a stick figure.

This looks nothing like you.

How dare you body shame me.

That is my goal weight.

Are you saying I'm fat?

Whatever.

I gotta go home. See you soon.

I will see you never!

I am not fat. I am thick.

All bodies are beautiful,

except yours,
you squirrel-necked dick.

Funny story.
Ernie just called.

He said he came
to pick up the van,

but when he got there,
it wasn't there.

And neither were you.

Oh, right!

The other guy
came to pick it up.

Ned, I think?

And he was gonna drop me
straight here,

but then we ended up
getting a burger.

And then he thought
it was a date,

so I told him I was married,

and he said so is he.

And, um, the thing is,
his wife Madeline has this

don't-ask-don't-tell policy

ever since she made out with
her college roommate Heather

at their 15th reunion.

They went to Brandeis.

Your lies have
gotten very specific.

Fine, I took it.

I'm sorry,
you say you took the van?

You mean you stole the van.

- Yep.
- You're an officer of the law.

His death was no accident.

The van is safe in my garage.

Listen to me,
I want you to get that van

to the impound immediately.

Impound immediately, Deputy.

You know what?
This is what you do.

Your dad even said.

You run away from everything

that takes you
out of your comfort zone.

I'm trying to be your friend.

A real friend would trust me
and have my back.

I'm keeping the van.

Wh--no, no, no, no,
wait, wait, no.

A real friend wouldn't make
their friends

come visit them in jail

and they have to go through
a cavity search

to make sure they don't have
a knife up their ass

to try to break you
out of there.

And everybody knows
a knife in the ass

can feel a little slice-y.

Well, I think I, like,

kind of jokingly posted
on Facebook, like,

"We went camping this weekend,
and we may have seen a UFO."

'Cause at first, we're trying
to play process of elimination,

'cause it could have been
a plane, it could have been--

but its movement was just
way too erratic.

It couldn't have been
those things.

So it just, like,
kind of looked like

that bright white-ish light.

The mountain ridge was, like,
there, and it was, like--

This is an alien.

And therefore,
don't look at it.

Don't take your phone out

'cause they're gonna
come get you.

Come get us.
They're gonna take our phones.

Yeah.

And then it got weird.

Hello, Asta!

If you are watching this
right now,

then I'm already in space.

I definitely said
goodbye to you,

but you probably
did not hear me

because you were reading
a dresses magazine.

Max told me you have Baby.

"Baby"?
No, his name is Chaz.

Baby!

I thought
I'd never see you again.

Thank. You.

You help me.

You helped me.

I didn't think
I'd be able to raise

a human hybrid alien baby
toddler boy,

but I did.

I feel like
I'm a different person

since I met you.

Oh, look, this door is open.

It's good
for going out of houses.

I know you're going
on a long trip.

I got you this.

I stitched a hijab on her head
so you will remember me.

And I got you healthy snacks.

Remember,

eating live birds is bad
for your cholesterol.

Goodbye, Baby.

Goodbye, Mama.

♫ ♫

My people always thought

that modern humans
hated aliens

and saw them as their enemy.

It appears that Asta
is not the only human

who can care about a being
so different from themselves.

And I got snacks
for you too.

You can't name him Chaz.

He is significant.

Extraordinary.

He is the bridge
between your people and mine.

And his name
should reflect that.

♫ ♫

I will name you...

"Bridget."

Come to Papa, Bridget.

♫ ♫

Now go take off
this monkey suit.

You look stupid.

Are you Olivia Baker?

Yeah, that's me.

We're looking
for a stolen van.

We've been asking around,
and one of your neighbors

said they saw you driving
a van into your garage.

Oh, well,
my neighbors are liars,

and they throw their dog poop
in my garbage can.

Then you won't mind
if we take a look at inside?

♫ ♫

Hi, hon.

Two.

Everything okay, officers?
You care to pull up a chair?

We're following up on reports
of a stolen van

being parked here.

But there doesn't seem
to be one.

No, there doesn't.

Hmm.

Well, sorry to disappoint you,

but the only borderline
criminal activity

going on around here is me

taking this gentleman's
life savings away.

He's not wrong about that.

Either of you two
have 20 bucks I can borrow?

Sorry about this.

We were obviously
given some bad intel.

You're from Braddock, right?
Hey, do me a favor.

You make sure
you tell Lieutenant Meegan

that Sheriff Mike says
he still owes him $30

from last month's poker game.

- We'll tell him.
- Thank you.

What's happening?

After we talked yesterday,

I took a look at the CCTV feed,

and that van was driven
into Patience at 1:30 a.m.,

three hours
after Peter Bach died.

So, Deputy, you're right,

there's some shady shit
going on here.

- Where's the van?
- Don't worry.

It's on the rez. It's safe.

Thank you.

Thank you for believing me.

And I'm sorry you had to break
the law to lie to the police.

Don't be sorry
because I didn't.

Those two,
they weren't real cops.

There's no Lieutenant Meegan
in Braddock.

Oh, my God.

So now I need you to tell me
who you think they really were.

If you say something
about aliens...

well, maybe this time
I'll listen.

My people do not have
a word for failure.

They lost the planet
to the Greys,

but there is no failure.

There is just moving forward

and attempting
to save a different planet.

My people may not know
the word "failure,"

but I do.

I do not know
if the general can save

this beautiful planet.

It does not matter.
I can do nothing.

I am Goliath,
and I know that if I stay,

I will fail to save it.

All I have left is my baby.

I must protect him
and bring him home.

I did not care about the baby
when I first saw it.

I considered eating it
more than once.

It would be tasty.

But I have gotten to a place
all humans get to eventually.

I no longer want
to eat my baby.

Bridget needs me.

And he is so cute
when he sleeps

and sucks on one
of his four thumbs.

♫ ♫

I do not even mind
cleaning his poop.

Oh.

The angry girl
is not the only one

who has been changed
by the baby.

I have been changed too.

That is why Goliath
gave you to me.

♫ ♫

I am different now.

And I do not have to fail.

I am not Goliath.

Oh!

You forgot your snacks!

♫ ♫

I'll eat them for you.

♫ ♫

So from the mountains,
I see, like, this red light,

like, starting to, like,
come up in an arc.

And it met
where the white light was

and then just,
like, disappeared.

So it was, like, a rendezvous.

Can I ask you something?

Sure.

I've got this winter formal
thing coming up.

- Mm.
- My mom bought me a dress.

What do you think?

Um...

It's--

- It's awful.
- It's awful.

I'm sorry.

My mom sucks at this.

No, it's not
your mom's fault.

A dress like that would
look great on some people.

It's just, our skin tone,
it's totally draining.

Yeah, I know.
I tried to tell her.

Um... maybe you
can help me find one?

Really?

Can you come with me
to that new vintage store?

Help look?

Uh, yeah.
I haven't been there yet.

Is it--is it good?

It's so good.

I also already
checked your schedule,

so I know
you don't work tomorrow.

- Oh.
- 3:00?

Okay, sure.

I'll be there.
- Great.

- Jay?
- Yeah.

Really, I'll be there.

I know you will.

♫ ♫

Sorry, I left
some stuff in here.

Don't worry about it.

I should have known
they weren't Asta's

when they were left
in a neat pile.

I threw them in here.

Thanks.

If you want
to clean Asta's room,

I'm fine with that.

No, I'm okay.

Thought I'd give it a shot.

♫ I spooned you
from my heart ♫

Ugh.

Hmm.

What's this?

Could use this.

Thanks, Asta.

♫ Aha, aha ♫

♫ To haunt me in this place ♫

♫ Speak with what
you've left ♫

♫ A thing you've never been ♫

♫ Aha ♫

♫ I see a me in you ♫

No.

No, no.

Asta!

I thought I was never
gonna see you again.

I thought the Greys left you
an escape pod

and you were going home.

Why would you think that?

The Greys left me
an escape pod,

so I'm finally going home.

I did not leave.

I sent the baby alone.

That's great.

So you're gonna try
and help save the Earth?

I will try.

But I had to protect Bridget,
so I sent him... home.

Bridget.

That's what you settled on.
It's nice.

I miss him so much!

Harry.

The human connection
to a child,

it is powerful.

Yeah.

Someday...

you and Jay will
be together again.

And it will feel
very nice for you.

Thank you.

You want to tell me
why you have what I assume

is the botulinum toxin
that killed Sam?

Where did you get that?

This is it, huh?

This is your big secret.
Harry killed Sam.

And you're covering for him.
Why?

It's not like that.

You have to trust me.
- Trust you?

You have been lying to me
for a year.

You don't trust me.

But you trust
some random-ass weirdo

who just eats pizza
all goddamn day,

and I guess is a murderer?

Do you have--

do you have any idea
what that does to me?

No, you're the one person
that makes sense to me

in this whole world,

and without you, I am nothing.

You're a mess.

Just tell me.

Tell me what's
going on right now.

I can't.
I'm sorry, I can't.

Go get an apartment
with somebody else.

D'arce, come on.

D'arce--
- No, let me go!

I can't do this. I'm done.

I can't be friends with you.

Not if you lie to me.

D'arcy, no! No!

Please, look, everything's
gonna be okay, okay?

Um, I--I promise.

You're my best friend.
- Am I?

Please.

'Cause it was supposed to be
you and me against the world.

You and me.

And I would do anything
for you, and you know that.

But you don't need me!

No, of course I need you.
Please--

♫ ♫

That's my secret.

♫ ♫

You're a dinosaur.

What? No.

Well--

Thank God.

Oh!

- This is your big secret?
- Yeah.

No, no, I'm not a dinosaur.

I'm an alien.

Whatever. Same thing.

Oh, my God,
of course you didn't tell me.

This makes total sense now.
- Yeah, yeah, okay.

- Dinosaur?
- I was so afraid.

Have you ever seen a dino--
I've seen dinosaurs.

- I'm so relieved.
- You are?

Dinosaurs are not even
alive anymore.

Just don't cut me out.

- Uh, hello?
- Ever.

Again, you gotta tell me
everything, all right?

Of course, I will.

This alien
doesn't have pants,

and you don't seem to notice.

Oh, yeah, I don't care
about that anymore.

We're good.
- Okay.

♫ ♫

These connections between
humans tie them together

and give them strength.

Humans are stronger
when they have support

from someone they care about.

There's that type
that have told me,

you know,
after sharing my experience,

things like, "I believe that
you believe what you saw."

Do you believe
that you saw a UFO?

I mean, I mentioned
that I saw something,

but then my teacher,
uh, didn't believe me,

and so I just pretended
that he was right

and never mentioned it again.

You know,
this world that we live in

is a lot more unconventional
than we think,

and there's bizarre phenomenon
happening out there to people

that's real.

What would you say
to your teacher now?

Sorry.

Uh--ah, I'll do this, okay.

I believe in aliens.

♫ ♫

I didn't think I was gonna
get emotional, sorry.

Humans create strong bonds.

They have to for survival.

♫ I forgive it all ♫

♫ ♫

♫ I forgive it all ♫

♫ ♫

It is no surprise
humans seek strength

from one another.

So they don't feel so alone
in this scary life.

♫ ♫

Sheriff's deputy, Merrimack
County, New Hampshire?

Before that,
eight years Army Recon.

Impressive.

Thanks.

Trust me, I take my job
as Sheriff's deputy

very seriously.

I'm good at making sure

people don't step out of line.

- That's what happened.
- Oh, that tracks.

What about
the medical conferences?

- No.
- Oh.

One was an alien convention,

and one was an alien baby.

What?

What is that?

You should go
to the bunker now.

The what?

It is a fallout shelter
for the end of the world.

The end of the what now?

Hey, this is why
I didn't tell you about it.

- Take her, quick.
- No, no--

Hey, what is happening?

Do not worry.
I have been expecting them.

I will not leave you this time.

Sorry, did you say
"the end of the world"?

It's fine.

♫ ♫

The doors were unlocked.

I will send you a bill.

♫ ♫

♫ ♫

An enemy is someone who stands
on the opposite side

of what you believe in.

♫ ♫

Maybe when the goal is as
important as saving the Earth,

there is no such thing
as an enemy.

You're him?

The one from the cage?

Yes.

Do you know why
I brought you here?

Yes.

I don't think you do.

♫ ♫

Do you want me
to take those off,

or do you want
to do it yourself?

I can just do it.

Idiots.

You want this?

Dismissed.

♫ ♫

What is this place?

This?

It's nothing.

♫ ♫

A quarter of a mile down,
there's a lot.

♫ ♫

You owe me money
for my cabin doors.

♫ ♫

♫ A thumb goes up,
a car goes by ♫

♫ It's nearly 1:00 a.m. and
here am I hitchin' a ride ♫

♫ ♫

♫ Hitchin' a ride ♫

♫ Gotta get me home ♫

♫ ♫

Do not be afraid.

♫ ♫

Your baby is here too.

♫ ♫

♫ ♫

♫ ♫

♫ Ride, ride, ride ♫

♫ Hitchin' a ride ♫

♫ Ride, ride, ride ♫

♫ Hitchin' a ride ♫

♫ ♫

♫ Ride, ride ♫

♫ ♫

♫ Ride, ride ♫

♫ ♫

♫ Ride, ride ♫

♫ ♫

♫ Ride, ride ♫