All language subtitles for No. 1 Of The Secret Service 1977 VO.en - Copie

what is the most powerful thing in the

world today

people it's money

the roots of all evil money

and evil men

I'll give you two examples

of the men we're up against

sir Julian porter a diplomat

who sells a million pounds worth of

arguments a year

you can imagine what he's doing for

peace

and then there's the american

oh he's the prize of them all

he has the luck all right the luck of

the devil

he sold arms to a group of freedom

fighters

in south America so that they could

rebel

and then he sold arms to the local

government

so that they could kill the rebels

a couple of million dollars in the city

but only about five thousand dead

who is going to save you helpless idiots

from men like these

who will save you

so

our organization is known for its

friends as crash k-r-a-s-h

killing raping arson slaughter and hits

all our men are experts in non-armed

combat

as you see the training is intense the

one with two eyes

is new to crash

oh

oh

in this ring we do not bother with the

count of ten

come I'll show you something else

his ability with a gun is matched only

by his treachery

each of our operatives is assigned to

kill

the man just shot dead was his

assignment

and his brother that is indeed

treacherous and ruthless yes each man

that reaches the highest leveling crash

has these qualities

just to keep abreast of the times we're

developing a new

woman's section

no if I can find you so can the police

we send terrorists and assassins all

over the world

the need for secrecy is both obvious and

essential

with crash it is complete and absolute

I'm glad to hear it

but the fact that I'm here to employ you

means that you can be found

well if you're not happy

I'll pay you five million to see that

anyone who troubles me is eliminated

I have no further contact with you but

if I'm happy with your service

you'll get five million every year you

must be a very wealthy man

determined is a better word you see

unlike yourself

I can murder openly I have done so and I

will continue to do so

but then I have formulated a plan for

the perfect murder

then why'd you need crash so that my

work may continue

uninterrupted frankly your subversive

operation

is no more than a diversion

won't be long keep it warm when I get

back

Charles I might have known does he have

to interfere with my private life

he didn't exactly get you out of bed ah

but he did stop me getting into it

good morning sir

well baron what do you think

I don't know sir December the 8th

Martin J Heisler american shot leaving

Sotheby's

died leaving 5 million dollars December

15th said Julian Wharton shot outside

the savoy

see he only left 900 000 pounds well

I think so

I think it only goes to show that money

can't buy happiness very funny what

other bright ideas have you got

not very many I'm afraid they both died

and they were very rich too as I said

there are too many links connecting the

two victims for it to be simple

coincidence just like the american was a

pretty valuable friend

he helped us with some of our best

economic operations in south America

and sir Julian warden he was one of

Britain's key negotiators in the

international money market

each of these men was in high finance

and valuable to Britain

we've been instructed to get to the

bottom of it start immediately

where speakers corner Hyde park

intelligence reports some scruffy

demagogue made some particularly nasty

remarks about these men

gossip maybe she a coincidence see if

you can dig him out of whatever hole he

lives in and ask him a few questions

sir hang on a minute burned

take off your coat what get it off

you're licensed to kill fine but only

with a government issue 38.

yes well 38's all very well in ladies

handbags sir but my 357 combat magnets

can stop an elephant at 200 yards

yes but we don't kill elephants do it

true

get rid of them I want to see you

wearing that government SU-38 next time

you enter this office

yes sir

miss martin we used indian agent Hudson

good morning good morning this is

Charles blind to be under his wing

fine I'd like you to meet miss Hudson

should be working with you

look after her behind like a brother sir

foreign

get rid of those guns number one come

back when you're something to report on

the case

is that ms Hudson

oh it's you Charles what brings you here

concern for my protege I'm supposed to

keep an eye on you remember

well you can go away there hasn't even

been a breath of excitement

the only danger is I'll probably die of

boredom

nothing to report then no same as last

three Sundays

the salvation army will be along soon

with a selection of music to be saved by

you must look forward to that hmm I do

listen why don't I buy you breakfast

it'll warm you up and revive those

drooping spirits

that would be lovely I know just the

place soft lights

sweet music unpretentious cooking just

the tools

sounds heavenly

care to try the unpretentious cooking

like it here very cozy yes well I'm off

I think I'll settle down at home with a

good book in front of

keep up the good work

listen to me you fools you rubbish

blown off the London streets

I am here to save you you're not worth

it

but I'm going to save you all the same

well I certainly wouldn't want to marry

my sister

even if I did have one you say you

traced the car

pneumonia

yeah better put this on better my older

brother

anybody get down to business you say you

uh

traced the car yes it belongs to Mr

Arthur Loveday

wonder why he gives lifts to downtrodden

tramps Loveday

Loveday the name I seem to remember

probably the financial times he owns a

group of companies called team toys

you know they make speeder racing cars

macro models that type of thing

quite a success story really he started

making playthings in a garden shed about

18 years ago

and now he owns four factories and nets

about 20 million a year

shouldn't be too hard to find them I've

already found him

yeah this bulletproof wall is activated

whenever a gun is pointed at me

wonder where our unfriendly Mr Loveday

lives I know

Whalen park it's a huge kind of a shack

and a couple of acres of land near

Winchester

you better pay him and visit them

Mr dines sir

hello Mr bind I was expecting you to

come call me one of these days

I'd heard you were looking for me

I gather you weren't quite expecting me

I must admit it hadn't occurred to us

that our Hyde park orator was only a

fancy dress

no when in Rome who was the Romans

too Mr vine

I'd have looked pretty eye-catching

standing up there preaching in a black

silk dressing gun I wouldn't I

do sit down

now what could I do for you

some weeks ago in one of your pere

rations you made some scathing

references to

two men martin j Heisler and sir Julian

Wharton

all of them true maybe but soon

afterwards each of them got a bullet

through his skull

my employer is interested to know who

killed them and why we were thinking

perhaps you might know more about it

than we do

well Mr binder in a manner of speaking

you might say that I

killed them in what manner of speaking

let's just say that I killed them how ah

now that would be telling

I see I don't think you do Hazlock and

Wharton were both

very nasty characters somebody had to

kill them

you tell me something why are you so

concerned about them

well I just have an old-fashioned

objection to murder

that's very unreasonable of you I

thought I was doing the British

government a good turn I think of all

those lovely death duties

to my knowledge the government doesn't

allow its official tax collectors to use

firearms

somehow Mr Loveday I don't think they'd

approve of unofficial use of the miner

they'll never get a modern Britain that

way do you mind telling me why you

killed them

certainly I don't like rich men

and myself accepted and there were good

reasons to particularly dislike those

two

and that's all there is to it yes Mr

vine that's all there is to it

except of course I haven't finished yet

oh you mean you've got more people you

don't like

exactly and you've arranged for them to

leave the riches of the world

that's right they'll suddenly go into

the cold

like a Haslock and Morton do you think

it's wise Mr Loveday

I mean you do know we're not going to

like it hmm that's too bad I'm afraid

I've already made my plans

so you could always try to stop me I

never minded a bit of healthy

competition

it helps to keep one on one's toes I

always think huh

I will stop you Mr luck day you think so

I warned you Mr bind I don't box with

gloves

and it should be a nice fight

I'd like you to meet stormy weather

hello stormy

I'm fighting this

uh the operation is legal nowadays oh by

the way

I'm taking a trip across the channel the

day after tomorrow

I have a little uh business in Berlin

my kind of business your kind of

business

who's the victim

he is oh I should explain

I'm collecting a kind of high class

rogues gallery

Loveday's finest living dolls actually

these are dead ones

do you recognize them I can take a guess

martin j has low cancer Julian Morton

right first time Mr bind

and then there'll be this one who's that

little fella well he hasn't been

finished yet

but what he is he'll be the spitting

image of one Arturo Benvenuti

no very bad man Benvenuti an italian

financier that's right the retired mafia

chief

but very respectable nowadays gonna come

down after the others isn't it

I suppose it is but I've never been

snobbish about murder

thanks for little chat Loveday

you're quite a joker in the games I play

the joker always wins goodbye Mr bind

oh by the way

do you believe in black magic

neither do I I'll see you in bologna

extraordinary and extraordinary you say

this fellow Loveday admittedly

organized these killings

why I don't know sir why does he

regularly turn up in Hyde park dressed

for a tramps ball

he's eccentric that's what he is

eccentric what do you make of him

they seem intelligent deadly a little

crazy

he also has a fondness for six change

transvestite killers

no no I mean did you believe him well I

don't know sir

he's trying to kill me twice already

perhaps he just doesn't like having his

photograph taken

that's very funny

take off your code why is it

get it off

that's better number one he's playing

games with us

he's one of the wealthiest men in the

country obviously he's a joker besides

where's his motive

if I live long enough I'll ask him he's

not our type not our type at

all and this trip to Berlin by channel

ferry

my god Brian and this next so-called

planet is

gunning down Benvenuti what I mean that

shows it's all a hoax isn't it that is

that

isn't he prominent in the financial

world is there yes but he always has an

army of trigger-happy bodyguards around

him

well Loveday may not be a very

convincing villain but he's the only one

we've got

do you want to take this trip to Berlin

I'm still not sure about him

anyway what have we got to lose in your

case buying nothing in my case I have to

answer for your expenses

you really sure about Loveday isn't

just the thought of the cruise with miss

Hudson that appeals to you

sir I don't know half across the channel

thank you sir don't thank me just come

back with something better than you have

so far

yes sir oh there's one more thing I'd be

grateful for a full research job on love

day's background won't be time before we

leave

all right I'll send you a cable thanks

bon voyage number one have fun

but not too much fun

that's a magnum yes well

a lot of elephants in blind sir sorry

my dear mind I'm delighted to see you

is going to make this little trip so

much more interesting for me yes well uh

let me think it's a little early for

shipboard romances

no friends of yours oh yes you haven't

met my girls have you let me introduce

you it's uh Chrissy and Paula Williams

or Paula and Chrissy Williams it makes a

little difference the girls in a way are

learning the business yes well uh

I can see they're working hard at it

well I uh never do things by hearths I

do sit down

what do you have a scratch on the rocks

ah my mother always told me not to drink

whiskey before noon

and make it a large brandy the large

brandy please

that's what money buys Mr bind instant

service

at a bow that six inches lower what else

does it buy

anything you want women war

or peace traitors even loyalty

no doesn't it girls

and murder

and murder Mr bind

uh let's stroll shall we

we were talking about murder were we I

thought we were talking about money

you won't stop me you know it's all part

of a plan a well-thought-out carefully

organized plan

that's how I made my money you see you

don't make a few million and keep it

by just holding out your hand and

waiting for the pennies to drop from

heaven

you plan you think faster and better

than your competitors

then you always win how about you Mr

pined

do you always win in my job I have to

that's true it's not much of a game for

losers

you know in a funny sort of a way

I almost hope that you'll survive the

competition I've arranged

I don't think you will though

competition

what competition well it's more of a

race really

between a few of the crew members to see

which one kills you first

I've put up a prize of ten thousand

pounds no consolation prize for the

losers I'm afraid

friendly I don't take it personally Mr

bind

either I stop you or you stop me

you know you could do with the shade Mr

burn

what's the debaser shave please

certainly sir

shortly

Mr Bind isn't it how do you know my name

uh Mr Loveday asked me to look after you

especially

had enough

that was a close shave

hi Charles you've had a shave yeah it's

a close one

how are things below decks oh not bad

I've just been propositioned by an

elderly very rich gentleman

I thought you fancied me well a girl's

got to live how about you

made any progress with laughter yet I

don't know about progress he's just

informed me that he's offered a 10 000

pound prize for the first crew member to

kill me

friendly that's what I said if you find

out who's in the competition you will

let me know won't you oh it's the least

I can do

here's the information unloved rock was

just cabled it through

fine so incidentally another day is

accompanied by two beautiful young

ladies that he calls his

girls I don't know how much they know

but it might be an idea if you get

acquainted with them

why don't you try your charms on them I

might just do that

hello Mr bind nice to see you looking so

well you're gonna have to do better than

you're doing Loveday that first effort

was very clumsy

one down two to go Mr bind

ah thank you

you're not by any chance of friend of

mine to Lovedays I who

never mind

what's wrong with news on Loveday I was

just going to read it

oh a water bed

yes it's mine I had it installed in case

we ran aground

oh dare I'm so sorry I'm just moving it

out of the way and look what happened

you better slip into something dry like

your skin

yes Charles

subject the Loveday purpose

general inquiry full name Arthur

Ebenezer Loveday born 1923 son of

Thomas loved a carpenter

and Marjorie loved a housewife mother

killed in car accident in 1944

father died in prison after being

arrested on a theft charge

Arthur's education limited to eight

years state education

according to teacher a quiet boy with

average ability very religious

from 1936 to 1941 apprentice to

Jones Beamish furniture manufacturers as

a cabinet maker

joined the army in 1941 returned to

Britain in 1946

from 1946 for oh can I help no thank you

all right uh from 90 from 1946 to 1948

was a

came to contact the religious society in

Manchester made model kits for children

working from a small garage then started

building them professionally

business flourished and expanded from

the start now owns several factories all

over the world and lives in style

travel's a great deal by sea favorite

destinations New York

nice and bear gives away large sums to

charities friendship societies religious

groups in the rspca

Rockwell head of MI5 ministry Whitehall

London SW1

well what do you make of that lot

I'm sorry I wasn't listening would you

repeat it oh forget it

ah

well at least he had guts yes and

they're all over the deck

you just saved me ten thousand pounds

you know sometimes I think you're

working for my bank manager

three down none to go Loveday yeah I

wouldn't say that

incidentally the next time we meet you

must introduce me formally to miss

Hudson

john girl I think I might have gone very

well with her

if any circumstances had been different

you don't have to cut my toenails this

Saturday

got a light darling

you're very switched on sweetie

yeah I'm not by any chance a friend of

Mr Lovedays

hmm I'm trying to bite my jugular vein

playful aren't you

oh you're very tasty Mr barn just

another little nib I don't mind being

eaten darling but not like this

oh

fangs for the memory fangs name what

they used to be

what have you come as the clean shave

kid

you've got about 20 seconds to live

I don't believe it

ah

this ship just wasn't big enough for the

both of us

two days and he hasn't left the hotel

neither of the girls

he must have come to organize

Benvenuti's killing in order to do that

he's gonna make contact with somebody

I think his contact man might be one of

the hotel staff after all no

they've all been thoroughly checked and

they're very clear we must have outside

help

I wish Rockwell would get a new

photocopier this stuff in the post

office is practically

unreadable that's another Loveday's

mail today

oh same usual things a couple of bills

a letter of thanks for a donation from

the rspca

a letter asking for a donation from the

dog lovers league

oh yes this is fun listen to this it's

from an organization called the brothers

of light

dear brother we have read with approval

your reflections in the theme of welcome

you have included some very pertinent

facts and the general organization of

the material is excellent

your soul shows a progression in

enlightenment good old love that what's

he doing taking a correspondence course

on the saving of souls

looks like it I didn't know Loveday had a

mystical streak

didn't you his school masters put him

down as a very religious lad

I hadn't noticed

thank me very politely said it was nice

to have strangers worrying about his

health

I think he thought the whole thing was a

huge joke I'm beginning to wonder myself

gotcha

do you have to do that I'm sorry but in

that shirt I just can't control myself

why don't you uh slip into something

more comfortable of course I will

because I'm really loved in 10 minutes

and he's going to show me the sights of

blowing

really

oh

yes why not I can recommend the chambray

it's an excellent vintage

sounds blended chambray from an album

and a scotch for myself

I'll make that a double whiskey for the

gentleman hello

why Benvenuti is dead

don't look now but Mr mastermind is

coming our way

good evening's Hudson Mr bind talk of

the devil

oh come on I'm wearing a halo today I

got it for making the world a little bit

cleaner yeah you might have been done

feel free

we were just talking about Benvenuti oh

you've heard that oh that's pity

I wanted to be a surprise no it was

well sort of I warned you there wasn't

much point in coming

if I were you I should cut my losses and

go home now

thanks for the advice what's this

celebration I give you a toast Mr bind

to a clean new world

it's a pity or against me a great pity

yes well that's life I'm afraid for you

Mr bind

it's more like death it doesn't do to be

morbid does it

oh by the way I'm going to a health farm

for a few days

this is such a tiresome business why

don't you join me

Rockwell's going to go mad when he finds

out the price tag for one grapefruit

juice a day

I'll get my right arm for a plate of

spaghetti we've only been here for two

hours Charles

do you think Loveday's really here for

a rescuer or to think he's up to

something more sinister

well there's no one of any importance

within a radius of 25 miles so unless

he's got very highly powered binoculars

he won't be able to witness his

handiwork from here

besides he'd tell us so he can have an

audience hey Rockwell should know we're

back

yeah I'll give him the glad news

hi I've had enough of this place

I'm going to eat at Rockwell's expense

did you call him no I thought I'd let

you do it

hello is Mr bind with you yes he's here

for you

hello yes I can give you some

information that will get a Loveday

behind bars

can you meet me anytime you like my life

is in danger I must see you

within the hour haze wolf I know it

someone wants to sell some information

probably loved it up to one of his

little tricks again

who's to say is not genuine he must have

some enemies and you're number one

darling well I got to lose only your

life

don't forget dinner

these have been delivered for you thank

you

oh dinner can you put it over there

please

oh

uh

so

hmm

am I intruding uh she had a little

trouble filing her nails

I'm sad I came to keep you company in Mr

bind's absence

oh um that's all right darling I've got

a dinner date with him in an hour

I should cancel the table and make

arrangements for Mr Bind's funeral

everybody else

so

that's what I call a warm welcome

so

thank you

I knew they'd go to pieces in a crisis

anyone spoil my looks no all the girls

will still love you

reassure me oh some other time now keep

still or you'll get antiseptic in your

eye

where were you when I needed you I was

rather busy myself

there's one thing I can't stand is

violence well you're in the wrong job

aren't you

not really I don't mind being violent

what I hate is people being violent to

me

he's still in the wrong job I'm going to

stop being nice to Loveday

I've been turning the other cheeks so

much I'm beginning to get a pain in the

neck

then why isn't the bandage around your

neck I think you should go home Mr bind

and stop wasting your time following me

around

now it's your own funeral

get well soon good evening Anna

what's with the Ella bid always used to

be miss Hudson

I think he likes me you know in an

observable way I think he likes you too

I've got a funny way of showing it can

we eat now

36 dead mercenaries I know you're

licensed to kill number one but this is

ridiculous

how am I to explain the body count to

the pm

very clever if you'd have a 50 caliber

machine gun mounted in your car

either but we can't make a habit off he

can win you've been spending government

money buying and what have you got to

show for it

bruised head sir yes well you'll be for

the high jump if you don't come up with

results soon

appear months results number one

right this way sir

there he is

not bad now it's my turn

and I was wondering when you'd turn up

again

you've been practicing it's a good bow

yes one of my factories make them

it's a new line for Christmas have you

ever considered changing jobs

not since I was in the army doesn't my

present jobs suit me

there's no prospects besides

it doesn't suit me I'd pay you well

it's a good shot you're trying to buy me

off

you're a man of integrity Mr bind my

organization needs people like you

yes well I'm quite happy with my job the

way it is

where are we going next I'm not inviting

you

this time why not

because I happen to like you Mr bind and

I don't want to have to kill you

then why lead us right to your front

door hide bar corner

that's a weakness of mine yes that and

blatantly admitting that you were

organizing a series of murders

I'm not a young man Mr bind there are

very few real pleasures left for me

one of them is outsmarting stupid

policemen

believe me I could pile the clues so

high you trip over them still not get to

the bottom of my plan

you'll never stop me Mr behind we can't

let you go on killing people now can we

did you know that my father died in

prison yes

the police were too stupid to see that

he wasn't a criminal but a sick and

desperate man

desperate men Mr bind they're the ones

who get things done in this world

are you flaunting your scheme of murders

in front of us as a kind of

retribution let's just say that I enjoy

the game it's a kind of sport with me

Bloodsport says something

that's a telephone call from the office

for you sir

I'll take it in the study goodbye Mr

bind

my father was out of work for five years

uselessness

hating to him like cancer you will

select the victims when you've reached

the fifth stage of enlightenment

the men of wealth and corruption will

always be there

I was only 10 years old when I wrote to

these men

ah Anna come in you're just in time take

your clothes off and relax

I have some news and some food

is Rockwell fussing about our expenses

no I've managed to convince them that we

don't drink champagne for breakfast

aren't you hungry

you look so lovely when you're wet

sorry darling we've all gone to the

laundry

listen to this what is it conversation

between loved and his birds over dinner

in bologna

cost our dear boss Rockwell 200 pounds

to have the table bug

would you believe 12 solid hours of tape

another hint of how it's done

this is the most interesting thing on it

begging them to give my father a job

not one answered when my father went to

prison

it broke my heart and I swore vengeance

you must have this kind of faith follow

your instructions

chapter and verse chapter and verse

it's a strange way of describing their

instructions sounds more like a

religious seminar than instructions for

assassins

exactly remember when we're sifting

through Loveday's mail

we found an uplifting message from the

brothers of light yeah

I begin to wonder if that's the way that

Loveday communicates with these

organizations

the brothers of white using high-minded

quotes

to conceal low-minded purposes sounds

like loved a sense of humor

there's only one smack the brothers of

light is a genuine organization

I read the advertisement in the occult

gazette what are you doing reading the

occult gazette

I'm a witch it doesn't help me listen

we still got that letter it's in the

file at my place I'm gonna have a look

at it

if it's promising I'll have a talk with

the brothers of light they're in

Manchester Charles

prove to me you're a witch enchant me

how's business

it was a tight squeeze

now speak to reverend briefly please

I'll be your pardon Mr Braithwaite

may I see him please can anyone else

help you

oh sister

I have a problem it's these desires you

see

I need to be close to people especially

women

especially women of faith

I want to undress them

yeah really tell me

are you a real sister no

just a lay sister

my sister Jane I'm expecting a Mr Forbes

has he come yet

not yet but I'm sure he will

can I have your name please Kenneth

Forbes I have an appointment with

brother Braithwaite

last door on the right at the end of the

passage

thank you for everything you're welcome

my flowers needed water most of the time

of course they raised their heads to the

light

sometimes the effort is just too much

for them as it is often too much for us

poor mortals

and we also need refreshment in order to

keep our minds alert

once we sit down

right Mr Forbes what can I do to help

you

it's it's these desires you see

yes yes they won't give me peace

the images keep going round and round

and my head crackling and burning

it all goes back to when I was at

boarding school

so when I saw your advertisement I also

saw

hope Mr Braithwaite for the first time

in my life

I saw hope you just call me brother

Walter would you

of course it is somewhat unusual for me

to interview souls personally but I can

see that

in your case the need is very great

tell me was it just our advertisement

that drew you to us no no no

not just that I heard that some imminent

men

subscribe to your beliefs and I must

confess that that

influenced my decision it's very wise Mr

Forbes fear-wise

yes we do have some top people souls I

understand that Mr

Loveday has attained the fifth stage of

enlightenment

why did such a wealthy man join you why

did such a wealthy man join us

well the answer is very simple Forbes

brother Loveday was once very poor

but I will remember him coming in here

many years ago

thin pale lad and asking me to help him

that was

brother lovely yes that's right he'd

been sleeping in the streets and hadn't

eaten for two days

so we fed him gave him a job fixing toys

for our charity organizations and

found him somewhere to live a room just

down the road number 13 I think it was

unlucky number unlucky for some Mr

Forbes but not for him

do you know I don't think I've ever seen

such an expression of joy in a boy's

eyes in my life before

so the rest is history isn't it he

became a millionaire

and a very generous one at that in fact

it's his donations that are keeping the

doors open for other lost souls

such as you Mr Forbes now to your

problem Mr Forbes

ah yes well uh I've got an appointment

in 20 minutes

perhaps I could drop back tomorrow and

discuss salvation with you

oh sister Jane please do Mr Forbes

please do but I think I should point out

that sister Jane is just a lay sister

one more cell received

yes are you the owner of the house no

but whatever you're selling we don't

want it I I

tried to locate him Mr Loveday lived

here a long time ago

and you'd be too young to remember

perhaps one of the older tenants mike

oh well uh I think the only person who'd

been likely to remember is a Mr Simms

uh he's on first floor number three

oh here he is uh Mr Simms this gentleman

is inquiring about one of the older

tenants

uh I thought perhaps he might help him a

Mr Lufty

no I I never knew afternoon

so I'm uh meditating and seeking

enlightenment

you're not sure about the brothers of

light sad thing is I'm convinced they're

genuine

he doesn't know anything back to square

one oh by the way Rockhorse had the

bodies that Hayes wolf checked out

he thinks he belonged to an organization

called crash

do you think their loved days paid

assassins no they'd be doing themselves

out of business if they work for love

day

he's already killed two of their best

clients so

crash is for our benefit oh we're off to

a small hotel in Pennington

sharing purely business Charles why a

small hotel in Pennington

because that is where Loveday is

good evening

you sure you won't have one no thank you

Charles

I think

I think I'll turn um now can I come up

and read you a bedtime story

no thank you Charles I know how that

story ends

why don't you tell it to Goldilocks I

might just do that

Mr fine ah Mr Loveday

isn't it nice to see a friendly face not

yours Mr bind

I told you you were not invited I know I

wouldn't have come

but I had to ask you something how does

one attain the fifth stage of

enlightenment

by minding one's own business Mr pined

something you'll never learn to do

and the brothers of light is that your

business Mr lovely

not a business more a philanthropic

foundation

they hold the truth for those who have

the time to see it in your case Mr bind

I would say that would be rather less

than 24 hours

good night Mr bind sleep well

another cognac please small medium or

family size

oh big one and

what's the lady drinking gin and tonic

large one

my name is Charles Bind do you make a

habit of being the most beautiful girl

in the room

I'm the only girl in the room Mr vine

true

now that is different yes well I am oh

this insecurity problem oh

get your clothes off well I thought you

were going to do that

all right anything you say

yes well uh the insecurity soon passes

huh

why don't we lie down and talk about it

so

thank you for your assistance that's all

right

next time be more careful choosing your

playmates

oh dear

good morning Anna I see you're still

with us Mr bind

isn't life full of little surprises

come on girls

by the way the next victim is going to

be a surprise for you

just like Christmas

no I I never knew Arthur loved it

wake up Charles Charles wake up

and I think I've discovered something

what get dressed and go and see if

there's a gun license in Simms' name

report Gerald Simms born 1920 Manchester

son of James and Rosen's

public school and university no war

service has

ulcer doesn't work listen anonymous

trust fund set up in 1955

no gun license no driving license that

has a pilot's license and owns a piper

cub

here's a light aircraft there's a long

shot but you better check out all the

small airfields in and around London

you think you might be flying in from

Manchester you'll be here all right

Loveday's only checked into this hotel

for two days one day's gone so the next

victim goes today

how'd you figure this madman we've

tapped his phone

taped his conversations the post office

intercepts his mail

we've watched him and his girls day and

night nothing he tells us who he's going

to kill where

and when and on the day he's watching

like a vulture

he better call Rockwell he'll cut down

the red tape well I can't call him from

here can I go and see him in his office

we need quick answers

deadly Mr Loveday is still in his room

message for you sir thank you you're

looking for a taxi

the lady is I'll take care of it

you run along see you later

what do you think

um

hey mate you're some lady killer

uh

what a performer

so

you make a very good target sitting

there yes

it's like the last shootout in the

western the two of us alone

mine's bigger than yours Loveday

give up did you enjoy my surprise

some surprise

don't turn around quickly Mr bind

get the gun sunshine

Alan do you think we should give our Mr

bind a sporting chance

regrettably miss Hudson has um

gone into the cold I'm sorry about her

demise but I shall enjoy yours

this is sunshine

he really enjoys killing

hello sunshine

Ellen do you think sunshine could kill

Mr bind with his bare hands

he could take two of him for breakfast

your day has come Mr bind unfortunately

my money is on sunshine

I've seen him killing men with his bare

hands

ah

ready to give up

that wasn't very sporting of you Ellen

well done Mr bind now you can play a

little game with me

sit down

you really should've got a license for

sunshine now for our little game

what's all this about you cause a

considerable trouble it's very tiresome

of you

very tiresome I don't know how you

managed it but there it is

to surely appreciate why I had to get

Anna out of the way and why I must kill

you

yes of course but Tommy how did you get

Simms to kill for you

my name is to bind plus the fact that

he's a man after my own heart

a man who hates the takers of the world

but he took money from you I provided a

500 000 pound trust fund it's true

but he used the money to educate his

children and make his mother comfortable

in her old age

ah a dedicated and soft-hearted killer

what about the two girls my fledglings

women can be as deadly as men don't you

agree

in 10 years time each of them will begin

her blood mission

I'll have no further contact with my

girls except to witness their killings

but how will you know when they'll be

doing their duty

each will inform me of her liquidations

through the personal columns of the

times

the message will look like an

advertisement but uh when it's decoded

I'll know who they're killing and when

murders planned 10 years in advance

yes a kind of uh pay now kill

later Pam the choice of victims there is

but it'll keep a little surprise in an

old man's life

I admire your scheme and even your

motives

but you are mad Loveday we shall see

fate will show which of us is right now

this revolver

has only one chamber loaded I shall spin

the cylinder

and fire at you and then at myself in

turn

ah

ah now it's your turn

I'm afraid I can't wish you luck

listen this could get rather noisy why

don't we just cut cars I've got a pack

in my room no I'm not worried about

noise Mr bind

I own this hotel we're the only people

here

fate doesn't seem to be able to make up

its mind

aren't you beginning to have your doubts

Loveday

told you we should have cut cards

oh

you shouldn't have number one I didn't

sir they're for your nurse

the one with the big knockers

you'll notice number one I don't waste

public money

I insisted on a public ward

so you had all the patience moved out

first yes well we have to maintain top

security

ah you really ought to be more careful

getting out of your bathroom oh

frankly sorry but

they don't really report number one yes

sir well we've uh

operatives but they are now well and

truly defunct oh good

and what about love those girls they've

both been arrested sir

there's somebody at the end of the ward

who wants to talk to you thank you sir

I'm nice to see you looking better oh

get a nurse

Anna Charles I'm still ill