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In the beginning, there was The Boom.
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Mankind used its science against itself,
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reducing the glittering towers
of glass and steel to dust.
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My name is Sid.
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I was born into a world with no past.
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No future.
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Wandering the endless Wasteland.
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Alone.
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Hey, guys! Over here! Over here...
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Let's go!
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Must I do everything myself?
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Puny desert trash.
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No one escapes the wrath
of Freya Exaltada!
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- You're a tough little cockroach.
- And you're a psychotic bitch.
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I did not see that coming.
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Cute.
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Mazel tov!
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Are you sure about this?
I don't like the look of it.
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Oh, come on. What's so scary about
moving to the suburbs?
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Shall we?
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MIRACLE WORKERS
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END TIMES
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{\an8}Freya, have you seen my tie?
I'm late for work.
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I've never had a 9:00 to 5:00 job before.
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{\an8}Hey, we moved to Boomtown
to share a life together.
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{\an8}I was on the road all the time
with my warlording,
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{\an8}and you wanted to move out
of that cramped boulder
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you were hiding under like a crab.
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{\an8}Which means one of us
needs to start making shmoney.
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- Just give it a shot, okay?
- Okay. I'll try.
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There's my brave road warrior.
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Scraps! Breakfast is ready!
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Kibble again? How frickin' lucky am I?
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Not so fast.
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Sit.
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Sit.
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Who's a good war dog?
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Who's willing to lay down
his life in combat for Mommy?
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I am, I am.
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{\an8}Alright, I'm gonna get going. I don't want
to be late for my first day at work.
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Are you gonna be alright here?
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Yeah. I can warlord from anywhere.
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{\an8}I'm gonna have these people
renouncing their old gods by lunch.
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{\an8}I'm sure you will.
No slaughtering women and children.
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- I'll try. Love you.
- Love you more.
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{\an8}- Alright. See you later.
- Bye!
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I ate that way too fast.
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{\an8}- I'm gonna go take a nap.
- Okay.
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{\an8}Excuse me. I'm looking for "The Junkman."
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{\an8}Well, go wait in line with
the rest of the filthy animals.
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- No offense.
- My name's Sid.
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I'm your new employee.
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{\an8}You're the new wasteland hire.
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{\an8}Morris "The Junkman" Rubinstein
at your service. Be right with you.
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Alright. So, your carburetor
comes to 75 bird beaks.
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That's outrageous!
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Hey, if you think you can find
a better deal elsewhere, go for it.
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I think the next nearest outpost
of human civilization
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is about a thousand miles from here.
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I would've given it to him for
50 bird beaks, the big stinkin' lug.
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No offense.
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Closed for lunch.
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I like to hire one of you underprivileged
Wastelanders every year.
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Part of my way of giving
back to the community.
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Plus, I get a huge tax break.
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So, tell me, Sid, how much do
you know about the junk game?
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Isn't it just buying
and selling a bunch of trash?
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It's not trash. It's junk.
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And I'll have you know,
I've built an empire out of this stuff,
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ever since I received
my first rusty trombone.
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There it is.
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Yes, quite rusty.
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Alright, we'll start you off
as a junior junk associate
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and see if you're worth anything.
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- Any questions?
- Yeah, just where do I sit?
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Any small hole will do,
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preferably without a mutated
beast living in it,
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but I can obviously make that work, too.
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You don't have to sit in a hole.
You get a desk.
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I get that whole desk to myself?
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The chair, too?
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Snacks are in the kitchenette,
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and if you need anything else,
just ask the office manager.
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- Sound good?
- Yeah. Yeah, sounds good.
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This is my chair.
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Citizens of Boomtown,
it is I, Freya Exaltada,
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Commander of the Seventh Legion,
Slayer of the Dread Rat King,
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and High Priestess of Old Cincinnati.
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I command you to bend the knee
or face my axe.
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Citizens? Hello?
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Is this thing on?
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Hey, this is your future
overlord you're ignoring.
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You're being very rude.
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Freya Exaltada. I have been
programmed to eliminate you...
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for being a messy bitch.
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It was a joke. It's funny
how I thought I was gonna die.
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Scraps, you remember
my best friend, TI-90.
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- Call me Tai.
- What are you doing in Boomtown?
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I had to stop by the genius bar
to get my hardware cleaned.
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I hooked up with
the hottest killbot last night,
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but I woke up with all these pop-ups.
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- I really hope I don't have a virus.
- Oh, my God. You are such a ho.
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I know. I really am.
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More importantly,
what are you doing here?
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- Sid and I live here now.
- You do?
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Like some sort of ironic performance art?
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No. Like, as my actual life.
Why? What's wrong?
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- Oh, girl, we need to talk. Like, now.
- Sure.
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- Scraps, why don't you take over?
- Yeah, got it.
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Citizens of Boomtown, give me treats.
I've been a good boy.
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Alright, newbies,
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you better pay attention if you want to be
half as successful as me one day.
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Good one, boss. As if.
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Hey, Junkman!
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That carburetor you sold me was busted.
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Well, you should've read the fine print.
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It says, "Tough luck, sucker."
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You will pay for this in blood!
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Say, that was some pretty quick thinking.
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What do you say you and the missus
come over for dinner tonight?
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I'd like to discuss your future
at this company.
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My future?
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Yeah, I would like that very much, Mr.
Rubinstein. Thank you, Mr. Rubinstein.
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Freya, exactly how much
do you know about Boomtown?
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Not much. I mean, I've burned places
like it to the ground, if that counts.
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No, these people aren't like you and me.
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They don't care about
having fun or being cool.
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They've basically given up on life.
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Because the world is
an uninhabitable hellscape?
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No. Because they've settled down.
All they do is go to their boring jobs
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and then go back home
to their boring families.
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They're like robots, and I'm allowed
to say that because I am a robot.
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Oh, God.
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I think we made a horrible
mistake moving here.
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Freya! There you are.
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- We need to talk.
- Oh, Sid. Thank God.
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Look, I know I asked you
to give Boomtown a shot, and...
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Yeah, I know, and I am so glad you did.
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- You are?
- Yeah. I love it here.
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I hope I make a good impression
on Mr. Rubinstein tonight.
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I've never been to a fancy
dinner party before.
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What do you think?
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Found it on the corpse
of an old train conductor.
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- Too try-hard?
- I don't understand.
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I thought being a road warrior
was your whole thing.
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I don't know. Maybe this is my thing.
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You know, back in the Wasteland, I was
always so hot and covered in sand.
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Looking back, I think I might have been,
like, low-key depressed.
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I don't know. This...
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This feels like somewhere
I could be really happy,
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and I have you to thank for that.
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I'm so glad to hear that.
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I guess I should probably go change.
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Greetings. Welcome to Chez Morris.
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Good evening, Mr. Rubinstein.
This is my wife, Freya.
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Yes. Tis I. The wife.
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Morris Rubinstein.
Literal garbage person.
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Please, come in.
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This is your house?
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Yes, it's an authentic McMansion
from the 2020s.
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We kept the original laminate floors,
the chairs that only spin halfway,
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and after dinner,
we can retire to le ball pit.
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- Pretty swanky, huh?
- Yeah, this place is incredible.
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Honey, the guests are here!
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How lovely to meet you. I'm Holly.
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She's a ghost! Kill it!
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Oh, no, no, I'm sorry. I forgot
to explain. Holly is a hologram.
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I bought her after my second
marriage hit the skids.
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Holly is my queen.
She's the light of my life.
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- And I love you, darling.
- Damn it!
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- I was right in the middle of talking!
- Silly me.
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Always forgetting my place.
I'll get dinner ready.
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Yeah. Why don't you do that?
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Ain't she a doll?
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I made Morris's favorite, fried rat.
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What can I say? I'm a foodie.
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I have never tried real rat before.
Thank you so much.
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What are you doing?
That's a cockroach fork.
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That's a rat fork.
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No, no, no. Of course. I was joking.
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Can you imagine if I
didn't know which fork to use?
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Like some feral beast.
So pathetic and stupid.
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So, Holly, you're a hologram.
That's cool.
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Oh, yes.
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I love doing menial chores
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all day and still finding time to satisfy
Morris's every want and need.
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- Soon enough, that'll be you.
- No!
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Sorry. Just girl talk.
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Darling, maybe I should
go home and check on Scraps.
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I mean, he hasn't been home
by himself before.
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But we just got here. I'm sure Scraps
doesn't even realize we're gone.
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What is happening?!
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Why did they do this to me?!
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Time is a liar!
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May I use the bathroom?
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It's right over there,
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but you'll need this key attached
to a giant spoon to get in.
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Be right back.
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Must be so fun to use the bathroom.
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This better be important!
I'm at Zion, bitch!
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Oh, Tai, thank God. I need you to come
rescue me from Sid's boss's house.
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These people are even worse
than you said.
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Oh, no, no. I can't leave now.
This party is lit!
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Everyone is so hot and sweaty
and unidentifiably multi-cultural!
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Please, if I stay here any longer, I think
I'm literally gonna kill one of them.
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Fine. Drop me a pin. I'll come get you.
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Yes! Oh, my God, I love you,
I love you, I love you.
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Love you!
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Sorry. Excuse me. Pardon me.
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No, we get it. "We're all alive and free."
Get over yourselves.
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- Sorry about that.
- You're just in time.
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You didn't tell me your husband
here was born under a rock.
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I fairness, it was voted the seventh
best rock to give birth under,
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but yeah, point taken.
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Yes, sir, this is the life.
Big house, hot wife...
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and more bird beak
than I know what to do with.
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I mean, there must be more
to life than that, right?
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What about adventure,
excitement, meaning?
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Your wife is starting to sound like
one of those dirty Wastelanders.
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"Hey, man, I just want to drive my crazy
car and get into road wars."
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That's very good. We do sound like that.
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Must contain rising bloodlust.
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"You stole this land from the radioactive
zombies. They were here first."
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Oh, darling, you're so funny.
Not to mention sexually attractive.
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This is it.
I'm gonna murder him. It's happening.
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"Save the whale.
He's the last of his kind."
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Yeah, right. If I ever meet that whale,
I'm gonna harpoon his ass.
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Sorry. Door was locked.
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Tai? What are you doing here?
What a crazy coinki-dink.
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Don't you remember? You were going to
help me back up my files to the cloud.
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I didn't take you two
to be a couple of robot lovers.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Oh, nothing. I think robots play a very
important role in society...
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for cleaning up my trash,
ya frickin' Roomba.
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Oh, you did not just say that.
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Annihilation mode, activated.
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You've got mail, bitch.
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Some people don't know
how to behave at a dinner party.
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Not like us, right, Mr. Rubinstein?
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Get out! And don't bother coming in
on Monday. You're fired!
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00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,639
Coffee, anyone?
242
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,195
Tonight was a disaster.
Tai was completely out of control.
243
00:15:23,279 --> 00:15:26,876
He's an emotionless killing machine.
Why is he always so dramatic?
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00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,519
It wasn't Tai's fault.
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I asked him to come.
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00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,195
Wait. Sorry, why?
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'Cause I'm not ready to settle down.
248
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I don't want to turn into
one of these boring people.
249
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I liked who we were back
in the Wasteland...
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Who said anything about becoming
like one of these people?
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You seem so happy here.
I thought that's what you wanted.
252
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Freya, I'm happy here
because I'm here with you.
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I don't care if we live in Boomtown
or the Wasteland or anywhere else.
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As long as I'm with the same
violent, sadistic,
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psychotic warlord
that I fell in love with.
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Oh, Sid.
257
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What happened?
258
00:16:16,399 --> 00:16:18,960
Oh, hey, you guys are back.
259
00:16:19,559 --> 00:16:24,360
So, it's probably not the best time,
but someone barfed in your shoes,
260
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,519
and then... and then they ate the barf.
261
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:41,159
How lucky am I that our guests left such
a big mess for me to clean up?
262
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,480
Will you keep it down, please?
I'm trying to read the paper.
263
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,840
Sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt
your studies, dear.
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Oh, geez. Couldn't you at least use
the other hole?
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It is I, Freya Exaltada,
Doom Bringer Extremus,
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Sultanness of the Great Garbage Islands,
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00:17:00,799 --> 00:17:04,519
and Runner-Up in the third annual
Wasteland Beatbox Championships.
268
00:17:06,279 --> 00:17:09,116
I command you to give Sid his job back.
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00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,200
Oh, yeah? Or what?
You'll curtsy me to death?
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00:17:13,559 --> 00:17:17,279
Nope. I'm gonna beat the crap out
of you like a goddamn warlord.
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Stop that!
272
00:17:22,079 --> 00:17:26,519
Oh, Morris, I didn't know that you could
fit your head up your own butt like that.
273
00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:29,359
- It stinks in here!
- My flexible man.
274
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:35,160
Well, it was really great
getting to know you.
275
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I know I only sat on you once,
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00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,636
but it was probably the most meaningful
experience of my life.
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00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:45,715
- Sid, can I have a word with you?
- Mr. Rubinstein, what happened to you?
278
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:48,880
Nothing.
I slipped getting out of the shower.
279
00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:53,119
I certainly didn't have my esophagus
pulled through my butthole.
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On a completely unrelated note,
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00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,359
I'm thinking of giving you your job back.
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00:17:58,759 --> 00:18:00,519
Really? What changed?
283
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,636
What? People can't change their minds
without being flayed alive
284
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and having your ribcage played
like a cartoon xylophone?
285
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,240
So, what do you say?
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Thank you, Mr. Rubinstein.
Yeah, I won't let you down. I promise.
287
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:17,279
Well, you better not.
I expect you to deliver, or else.
288
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:21,200
And please give my regards to the missus.
289
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:26,116
You know, not in a pushy way.
You know, in a polite, friendly way.
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00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,039
- Sure.
- I mean, not too polite, either. Just...
291
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You know what?
Just forget I said anything.
292
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Welcome back.
293
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You hear that, chair?
294
00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:46,599
We're back!
295
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,715
I am really excited
to go to work tomorrow.
296
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:57,359
I do belong here, and I am gonna prove
that to Mr. Rubinstein.
297
00:18:57,839 --> 00:18:59,995
You know what? I'm excited, too.
298
00:19:00,079 --> 00:19:02,755
I mean, so what if Boomtown
isn't as cool as the Wasteland?
299
00:19:02,839 --> 00:19:04,119
We'll make it cool.
300
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:08,076
- As long as we're together.
- As long as we're together.
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Mind if I scooch in?
302
00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:12,715
Scraps, you know you're not
allowed on the bed.
303
00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:14,079
Just for one night?
304
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,515
I can't say no to that face.
Come in here, boy.
305
00:19:18,599 --> 00:19:19,680
Yes!
306
00:19:23,519 --> 00:19:25,279
- A little bit over.
- Okay.
307
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,039
Yeah.
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This feels right.
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