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Sam? I thought that was you!

Dr. Goodman! How lovely to see you!

Everything alright my lovelies?

What can I get you?

- I'll have a cup of tea please. - Hmm.

Make that two.

Rachel and Sam have been seeing each other for years.

I... I assumed you knew.

- I'll see you tonight? - I'll try and swing by

if I don't get any better offers!

Stay away from my daughter. Do you understand?

Rachel!

Sorry.

No, I am.

I am sorry that you left me here.

Please, Sam. Please join us?

You need to get your head out of the clouds, boy.

Get involved in real life.

I have a real life!

But where were you running to?

You have to put this behind you if you're going to get better.

Solomon had sinned.

Solomon had turned his back on God.

Don't tell me you knew about this, dad?

I'm not an idiot, Sam! I can smell the sex on you!

You do realise what needs to be done,

don't you, Alan?

Are you alright, Sam?

Yeah, sort of it.

It's been a weird day.

Captain, tell them to prepare for the attack.

Sir.

Um sir, he says that we should actually

leave this place immediately.

He says it's dangerous, sir.

That this mask is somehow cursed.

That it can't be removed from this place

without unleashing some sort of evil spirit.

If we're all found here sir, then...

- Well? Spit it out, man! - We're dead. Sir.

You tell him from me that we will do no such thing!

You tell him I've been searching

for this place for the best part of two years,

and I will absolutely not leave without what I came for!

- Curse or not! - Sir.

Now, get your men together, captain!

That mask belongs to me now.

Charge!

♪ There you are Across the room ♪

♪ Looking beautiful...

- Whoa! - What?

Come on, Mary!

Your parents are in the other room.

We're not even supposed to have the door closed!

Come on, Johnny. You know you want to.

- Even if I do, God doesn't. - God?

You're unbelievable!

You're meant to be my first.

You know if you're not careful, Johnny,

you're gonna lose me.

I... I just think that we should wait

until we're married.

Pre-marital relations are the devil's work.

I just wanna be like your parents.

Married? Johnny, I'm 18. I won't be marrying.

Look, the last thing I want to be like is my parents.

Go home, Johnny.

- Yes? - Oh, hi, yeah, um...

I'm looking for anything that you might have

that looks African...

or vintage, or African vintage?

Or, or just interesting?

So, because I'm Black, I should have something African?

No, no, no, no, no, no. I, uh, er...

I'll just have a look around.

Todd! Get in here!

Yeah, look, I gotta go.

Can I help you?

Uh, yes, I was just telling your, er...

- Oh, my boss? - Yes! Your boss.

Um, I'm looking for anything you might have

that looks African?

What kinda thing? I mean, what for?

Well, um, just between you and me,

I work in the film business, the adult film business.

And, uh, we're doing a parody version of Tarzan,

and I need props and stuff to make it look authentic.

So, Todd?

Have you got anything?

Necklace? Tribal shield?

- Bit of illegal ivory? - No.

We don't really have anything like that I'm afraid.

Oh, that's a shame Todd. I could have done you an offer.

You know, maybe, uh, a trip to the set?

Meet some of the performers?

In return for anything that might have worked, you know?

Wait!

I do have something that might work.

Meet me out in the alley in ten minutes.

She's got something, a mask,

but she says it's never for sale,

so we gotta keep it quiet, you know?

Take dinner out of the oven, I'll be there in a minute.

How's it looking?

Where are you off to this evening, sweetie?

There's a party at Chad's house.

Uh, you're not going anywhere dressed like that, young lady.

- Dad?! - No arguments!

- But Dad, Todd's going! - Todd's a boy!

He can look after himself.

You're not leaving this house

looking like some two-bit jezebel,

do you understand me, young lady?

- But dad... - While you live under my roof,

and I pay the rent, what I say goes!

Now, go and get some proper clothes on!

What you mean is you don't want me to have fun?

That's right! No fun! Not in my house!

What?

That's right! My house.

And don't slam the doors in my house!

I'll get my own damned place!

You know I don't like carrots!

Yo! What's up, dickcheeese?

Go fuck yourself. Already did.

Gotta clean the pipes before a big night out.

Look...

You know what your problem is? Respect.

You ain't got none 'cause you don't give none.

He was the same with me 'til I got a job.

I'll, er... tell everyone you said hi.

- Jerry, no. - No, Jerry!

I know you're trying, but listen, but...

Listen, I don't wanna do another one of these movies.

Because they're tired.

Yeah, but the last one barely sold 5,000 copies.

And Bunny's way past her best, I mean way past.

And to be honest, I'm sick to death

of seeing Frank's ginger cock and balls

in my edit suite every day.

But can't you get me another gig?

A TV spot for incontinence pads?!

Are you taking the piss?

No! That's not what I wanted!

Look, Jerry, I gotta go.

Yeah, I, uh, got... I got an interview today

with a new girl.

Yeah, alright.

Hi! Uh, I'm not really sure I'm in the right place?

Literally, or metaphorically, honey?

Take a seat, you're here for the interview, right?

Good.

My name's Ken,

but everyone around here calls me Roosh.

- And you are...? - Mary.

Mary. Good, at least you got that right.

And you know this is just a fluffer's position for now?

Er, yeah.

But I don't really know what you'll be needing.

I've never really done this before.

Good.

Well, you'll be helping out in all departments.

Lending a hand or a mouth, wherever necessary.

- And you are 18? - Yeah. Uh, yeah.

Good. Right, I can offer 300 a day in cash,

but you have to start tomorrow.

- Any questions? - Yeah, uh, Ken...

- Roosh. - Roosh, that is a phallic.

Look, adult films. For adults.

Look, you'll never be seen, it's purely a fluffing gig.

And the money's really good.

Especially for someone your age.

- I'm not sure... - Look, they're just films.

They're there to serve a particular audience.

They are proper films.

And no one will ever find out.

At least that's what I keep telling myself.

Okay? See you at 07:00 am tomorrow.

- Don't be late. - Thank you. Thank you, Ken.

- Roosh. - Roosh.

- Don't let me down. - Thank you.

Oh, and, uh, wear something comfortable, no push up bras.

Some of the lads can get a little bit over excited

if you look good, okay?

Fucking newbies.

Hello, sweetie. How was school?

Uh, great, Mum. Guess what?

I got a job.

At a film production company.

I'm the assistant.

Is that a good idea, honey, with your exams coming up?

And what's your father going to say?

I'll be fine.

I just wanna get him off my back.

He said that when I can start paying my own way,

he'd let me do what I want.

How exciting.

I sometimes wish that I'd had a job,

but your father would never allow it.

Too much to do around the home all the time.

I want the independence.

I wanna get out, I wanna see the world.

I can't let him control me forever.

I understand, darling.

So, what will you have to do? What film are they making?

It's a bit vague.

Ah, just helping out whenever anybody needs me to,

that sort of thing.

Just gotta suck it and see.

But there might be some content

that you might not approve of or dad.

Oh, baby!

Your father and I have seen all sorts of films

over the years.

Some of them that we could never tell

our church friends about!

Your father thought that "Brokeback Mountain"

was a masterpiece but, you know, he could never say anything.

He thinks that makes him sound like a, you know, a "gay."

Well, I'm sure if it's God's will,

you'll take to it like a duck to water.

And no need to say anything to your father about it

just yet.

Maybe don't mention it to him ever?

And here love, get your hair done

for your first day.

- Oh. Oh. - Oh, shit!

I'm sorry!

You must be Chardonnay's replacement?

Mary, right?

Good.

So, let's grab all this shit you just made me drop

and put it on that table over there.

You okay?

Come on, let me introduce you to the gang.

You ever done this before?

- Uh, no. No. - Don't worry.

Everyone's gotta start somewhere.

Thing's you gotta remember,

that whatever you see here today, we're making art.

Like art for commerce, for a very specific audience,

namely white, middle-income boys

aged 14 to 25 with little imagination,

and less intelligence.

I mean, if they had any of those things,

they wouldn't be watching this shit, would they?

And quick and easy gratification,

that's why we're all here.

Simple plot.

Performers that people recognise.

No challenge intellectually,

and all culminating in gallons of bodily fluids.

No subtext, no incredible dialogue.

You got it?

Right, so this is Milo, he deals with lights and camera.

And Mike. Sound man and total fucking pervert.

Stay away from him unless absolutely necessary.

- Sorry, what's that? - Uh, this is Mary, the new girl.

Oh, hello Mary, good to meet you.

If you want to join us for a beer after work,

we'd really enjoy that?

Fucking lesbian!

Billie and Debbie, makeup and talent.

Hey honey, welcome!

You're gonna have to get used to seeing a lot more of her

than that, sweetie!

Julius and Otto, male talent.

Yeah, never a good idea to get involved

with the male talent, so probably best

you don't make eye contact when you're, uh... working.

I'm not sure about this, Kimmy.

Mary, Mary.

Listen, just block it out.

How much are you getting paid today?

- Three hundred. - Three hundred? That's amazing!

What you gonna spend that on?

I, uh... I want to move out of my parents' house.

Move out? That's amazing!

I'm so proud of you, standing on your own two feet.

Sticking it to your dad, I bet?

Good for you!

Oh, uh, you've met Ken, haven't you?

Yes, so, Ken told me to tell you that Chardonnay,

who used to do your job.

Well, she kinda did get involved with the male talent,

so yeah... just don't make eye contact, okay? Okay?

Right, any questions?

- Kimmy? - Hey, sweetie!

Ready for your time to shine?

Uh, I... me... I didn't realise that I was...

Sure, but you know what you're doing, right?

I mean, you've, you know?

Oh! Yeah! Yeah. Loads, loads.

You know, you only have to do it for a minute or two

- before each take? Okay? - Mm-hmm.

And the money's good, right? Really good!

You might wanna do a quick trial run.

Some of these guys, they can get pretty eager.

So, I managed to get some pretty cool props.

Okay.

Perfect.

And I thought maybe we could put one of the guys in this

for the first part of the opening scene?

Kimmy, how much did you spend on all this?

- Oh, 200 for the lot. - Two hundred?

Jesus Christ what are we gonna do with all this shit?!

Well, you're the one who wanted production value?

No one give a shit about production value!

All they wanna see is dick, pussies, tits and arseholes.

- What about the mise-en-scene? - Fuck your mise-en-scene!

We're not making Jurassic fucking Park here!

Get this shit out of my office, especially that!

Come on, move it!

And make sure Debbie's lubed up and ready in ten.

I'm not paying another fucking doctor's bill

for friction burn!

Fuck.

- Are you okay? - I'm fine.

When are we gonna get this fuck party started?!

- Oh, fuck off, Mike! - Fucking lesbian!

Look, I'm sorry.

Can you just take this box

and put it in the green room please?

Come!

Uh, Kimmy asked me to put these in here?

Oh? Uh, anywhere will do.

Get yourself together.

Get yourself together.

No. No. No.

Hey beautiful, how's your first day?

Hey! Um, I don't think this is the right job for me.

Why? What's up?

Nothing... yet.

That's the issue.

Look, sometimes we just gotta do these things.

You know, like... it's God's will.

Are you playing a fucking game?

- Uh, who, me? - No, no baby, I just... take that!

You're playing a fucking computer game,

and you're not even listening to what I'm saying!

- Look, no, no, babe, I mean... - I, I paused it now.

What's wrong?

Arsehole!

Oh, hey, tea's up!

Mary, isn't it?

- Do you have a boyfriend? - Yeah. Yes, Johnny.

Only if she insists!

Isn't that right everybody?!

Do you also have a little lamb?

You know, fleece as white as snow?

Because I'm a big, bad wolf.

My fucking balls!

Oh, that's what they're for!

- Thank you. - No need.

It's degrading enough working here already,

without fraternising with the fanboys too.

Ginger nut?

- Sorry? - Would you like a ginger nut?

Uh, no thank you.

We're not all wrong 'uns, you know?

My kids. Max, Liam, and Cody.

We're all just here to make a bit of money.

- Woowoo! Haaa! - Wait.

Can you just...?

Whoo ha!

Okay. That's all I can do for you I'm afraid, Otto.

Do you want a water or anything?

- Otto does not need fluids. - Okay.

Come on people, turn 'em off, hand 'em in!

Come on, you too "“fresh meat."”

They fuck up the sound honey.

Okay, right. Listen up.

You hearing me?

Okay, so what I think we'll do is we'll start off

with missionary first.

And then we'll go to cowgirl, okay?

And then I want reverse cowgirl.

And then after that I want some... yeah doggy.

After that we need to definitely make sure

we get this.

Are you listening?

Definitely make sure we get this, okay?

And then I want to go to... a bit of spooning.

After that... I want piledriver.

Then I want oyster, eagle, and then you splash the cash.

Got it?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, boss.

- Sure? - Sure.

You changed your hair?

Julius? You're up.

Well, come on! He's not gonna blow himself!

Alright! Let's roll!

Ready? Everyone ready?

- Turn over. - Sound's speed.

And action!

Come on. Come on, let's get you some water.

Slow it down.

Oh, fuck!

Julius, go deeper.

Go on, hit her.

And cut!

Right, everyone take five. Stay wet and warm!

- You gonna be okay? - I think so.

- What the fuck was that? - I'm sorry.

Do you want that 300 quid or what?

I do, I do. I just... I didn't realise...

While I pay the bills around here, you do as I say.

- Yeah. - You got it?

Yes sir.

Right. Go outside, have a smoke, and when you're ready

and you've sorted your shit out, get your arse back on my set.

I hate to say it, but he's kinda right, you know?

If you've got bills to pay,

you've just gotta do it,

leave your integrity at the door, you know?

And I won't be around the whole time

to look after you.

Hey! Need a hand getting ready for the scene deep throat?

Yeah. Fucking lesbian!

What is it?

What the fuck?!

I don't know. Debbie found her like this.

Well, where's Otto, and Kimmy? Has anyone called an ambulance?

Oh, for fucks sake, the fucking phones

are on the fucking set! Pillock!

What's going on? Oh, my God!

Shut up!

I'll get the phones.

You guys stay here, and lock the door.

- What are you doing? - I'm locking the fucking door!

Why?

Because she didn't do it to herself, did she?

You stupid fucking cum dump!

Oh, God!

Otto. That motherfucker.

Now Mike, we don't know for sure.

Are you kidding me?

- What's taking Milo so long? - Yeah.

Fucking phones were right at the top of the fucking bag!

- We should all go. - No! You are kidding me?

Mike.

Otto is out there with a fucking knife!

- Mike. - Too many god damned 'roids!

Mike.

He's gonna fucking, like, fucking gonna kill us,

that's what he's gonna do.

I can't believe this.

I'm gonna fucking die on a piece of shit porn shoot.

I've worked on real sets, you know?

And I do not wanna die on a fucking liquid,

fucking, lovecheese, fucking, production!

- Mike! - What?

You need to be cool.

Nobody else is gonna die. Whoever did this is long gone.

Just shut the fuck up, Ken!

No one gives a fuck about what you think!

You miserable piece of shit!

You know, what I fucking hate about this industry?

- What? - Motherfuckers like you!

And what's that supposed to mean?

What the fuck!

Otto?

Where the hell is Milo?!

Look the power just tripped. There's a breaker in my office.

So?

So, you go with Jules and check the back door.

I'll go to my office.

Girls, you stay here. Lock the door, okay?

I ain't fucking going nowhere.

- Yeah, laugh it up, fuzzball. - Fine.

Jules, you got this.

Hello?

I just wanna make movies.

Please leave a message after the tone.

Ken, Rooshy baby! Great news.

It's Jerry, by the way,

I sent your script for "Big Tables"

over to a few people I know at Tiger Hole Productions in LA,

and guess what?

They love it!

They want an option for five years,

they're gonna pay you half a mil now,

and another three if it gets made!

They should be back by now.

Why aren't the lights back on?

Oh shut up, you fucking whore!

Why don't you shut the fuck up, you fucking coward?

Fuck!

Fuck.

Come on!

It's been ten minutes.

Oh!

Oh, fuck.

Let's all go together.

Are you fucking crazy?

Otto's out there, he's gonna kill us all!

Debbie, did you notice anything unusual

about Otto this morning?

Anything out of the ordinary?

You?

Just another pumped up testosterone Tuesday

for that fucking motherfucker!

- Kimmy? - It's the mask, it's the mask!

Okay, stay close. We'll head out the back door.

That's what she said.

What are we gonna do?

The phones. I can see them.

Just...

Listen to me, you're gonna roll out

and run for the door, and I'll get the phones

and call the police, okay?

Yes, Kimmy It's the only chance we've got!

We've got to get those phones.

You gonna run like hell to the makeup room

and lock yourself in, okay?

It's the only chance we've got!

Okay.

On the count of three.

One, two, tree.

No!

- Mary, it's me! - What do we do?!

- Where is he? - Come on.

Wait! Wait!

I can hear a car, someone's here.

See? We're saved!

We've gotta get out of here.

- Get in. - What?

Get in.

- What the fuck? No! - Get in the cupboard!

- We've gotta get outside. - Get in!

- Get the fuck in! - Oh, fuck's sake!

In! In!

Yeah, I don't know man.

Just doing some porno thing that this chick set up for me.

She, uh, kinda wants my balls, you know?

Yeah, I don't know like 40?

She's pretty hot though.

Yeah, I sold her some old mask from the store.

Yeah, definitely man.

Cool. Yeah, yeah. I'll speak to you later. Bye.

- Come on. - Is he gone?

Come on.

Okay. I'm, uh, here to see Kimmy.

I, uh, don't remember this scene in Tarzan?

You motherfucker!

Fuck! Fuck!

Where is it? The mask!

I need to know where the mask is.

What the fuck?

It's Otto. He's in there.

Now listen to me girl, that is not your friend.

It's the mask, the mask of the devil!

And it's found it's way

into this den of inequity somehow,

and it will kill anyone who isn't a virgin,

or anyone who stands in its way.

It's cursed.

Are you?

Good.

Yeah. I am.

Then you're safe, unless you stand in its way.

I am the guardian, leave this to me.

Sweet baby Jesus!

Todd!

- How do you know him? - He's my brother.

He worked at my store. That's it!

What?

He must have been the one that sold these people the mask.

Oh, God!

- What is the mask? - The mask is pure evil.

It consumes the weak minded.

The seekers of quick and cheap thrills

and turns them into something... evil.

Evil has no reasons.

I have been guarding that conduit

for over a hundred years.

The demon was in me.

It's yours now, keep it safe.

Keep it...

Your curse is...

No, no, no. No, no, no.

Suck on this!

You're not going anywhere dressed like that, young lady!

Your father and I have seen all sorts of things

over the years!

Come on, Mary!

Your parents are in the other room.

My house!

Pre-marital relations are the devil's work.

Two-bit jezebel!

And you know this is just a fluffer's position for now?

Lending a hand...

What's up dickcheese?

While I pay the bills around here, you do as I say.

What's your father going to say?

That's right, no fun!

I can't let him control me forever.

♪ There you are Across the room ♪

♪ Looking beautiful in blue

♪ Your shade of polish Your shade of lipstick ♪

♪ Making everybody soothe

♪ Your eyes are green So clears the truth ♪

♪ Focus now on me all the time... ♪