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♪ "I'll Be Home for Christmas"
playing ♪
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♪ I'll be home for Christmas ♪
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♪ You can plan on me... ♪
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Eh?
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Selfish little prick.
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♪ Please have snow ♪
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♪ And mistletoe ♪
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♪ And presents ♪
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♪ On the tree ♪
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[Daptonians cheering]
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♪ Christmas Eve... ♪
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Look, Darren, there it is!
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Well, I'll be damned.
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Hollywood Island.
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That's where the stars live.
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♪ I'll be home ♪
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♪ For Christmas... ♪
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[coughing]
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- Ho-ho-ho!
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Merry Hot Christmas
from Summer Santa...
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[inhales sharply]
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...ya bastards.
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♪ ...only in my ♪
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♪ Dreams ♪
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[fire sizzling]
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My dad's dead, my mum's mourning,
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and my brother's in a psychic coma
from fighting the emus.
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I feel like my Christmas presents
are going to be shit.
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I feel... sad?
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- Babe, you're going through
a traumatic period right now.
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I'm here for you.
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- Thanks, Rosie.
I'm so glad we became... close.
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
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I don't mind. I'm glad you did.
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- Rosie, I thought I wanted to be you,
but I realize now I want to be with you.
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- Alison, I-- I wish it were that simple.
There are things you don't understand.
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I wish we could go far away
from Dapto... from Australia.
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- We can! Hollywood Island just arrived.
We can run away, together.
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We can go to the docks right now.
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- I want to. There's just something
I have to do at home first.
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I'll meet you there in an hour.
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Goodbye, Liam.
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I'm sorry your brain exploded.
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You were a mostly okay brother
some of the time.
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- My attempt to impose order
on this unforgiving wilderness
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has been met with mixed success.
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The animals are not respecting
the loading zones
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nor the pedestrian crossings.
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[signs clang]
Also, I might be going mad.
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But I will see Vicky and the kids again.
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I will defeat the Kookaburra.
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I will... [groans]
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Dapto...
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Vicky...
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I'm sorry.
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[fire sizzling]
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[Daptonians screaming]
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- Fuck me dead! This is the worst
bush fire we've seen in years!
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Fear not, citizens!
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The mighty flap of the Kookaburra's wings
will blow out the fire,
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and we can all have
a happy holiday season,
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no matter what
your religious affiliations are!
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DAPTONIANS: Yay!
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[straining]
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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- [screaming]
- You made it ten times worse, you idiot!
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- Come back! I can fix this!
I'm a hero! Love me!
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- You're fuckin' ruining Christmas,
dickhead!
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You're worse than Koala Man!
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Do not speak his name!
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If this town won't accept my protection,
you can burn for it!
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Okay, Alison. Time to leave!
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[phone rings]
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ROSIE: [on phone] Alison! I'm stuck!
Please, help me!
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Rosie! She's in trouble.
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- Alison, your friend will be fine!
We have to get Liam!
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Mum, I need to find Rosie.
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I... ugh...
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love her!
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Oh. Oh, okay.
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Yep, lot of things happening today.
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Rosie's a lovely girl.
And I know I can't stop you.
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So go, be quick.
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And if you get yourself killed,
you're grounded!
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I love you!
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♪ mysterious music playing ♪
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[echoing] Greetings, Kevin.
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- Mindy! It's really you!
Am I dead?
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No, Kevin, you're in the Koala Realm.
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I've brought you here because
I need to show you something.
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Come with me.
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- Rosie, are you okay?!
- Alison, you shouldn't be here.
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- What are you talking about?
You called me.
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- [doors slam]
- No. We called you.
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Rosie? Rosies?
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- Grab her, Rosie 3!
[Rosie 3 snarls]
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Let her go!
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- We found the tickets
to Hollywood Island.
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But we can't allow you to leave.
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The Rosie triplets
need to stick together.
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What the fuck is going on?
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- Haven't you ever wondered
how I could be everywhere at once?
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How I can give a command performance
as Cosette in Les Miz
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and be the MVP of the netball final
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and be at Sarah's pool party
all at the same time?
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I thought you were just... cool.
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Such a sweet, stupid girl.
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- I'm sorry, Alison.
I tried to tell you in the hospital.
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- And we know what
you've been up to, Alison.
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Rising the ranks.
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Taking out rivals.
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But we've been one step ahead all along.
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We've got big plans!
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Unfortunately,
Rosie 2 had to go and fall in love.
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But now that you know our secret,
you'll never leave this place!
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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[employees gasping]
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- Let's get out of here!
Fuck these kids! [screaming]
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- Liam! Come on, baby,
Mummy's here to keep you safe.
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That's totally unnecessary, Vicky.
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The Kookaburra's here to protect ya.
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[gasps] What are you doing here?
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- I thought you of all people
would understand,
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being married to...
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Koala Man.
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- How did you know that I--?
- I know everything about you, Vicky.
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Because I've been close to you
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all this time!
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Principal Bazwell?!
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Correct, Vicky.
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I needed to be close,
so I could study you, your children,
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and your wicked husband,
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so I could understand my enemy's
family before I destroyed him.
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What did you do to Kevin?
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Ooh, you're so angry.
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I gave him what he always wanted:
the chance to be a real koala.
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He's permanently stuck
in a eucalyptus tree,
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where he most likely
is now nothing but a rotting corpse!
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- You monster!
- Ohh!
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[groans] Egg!
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Uggh! Ow! Vicky!
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[gasps, sighs]
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Not another peep
out of you, Vicky, thank you.
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Liam, Daddy's here.
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We're going to be a family now, dude.
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- Come on, you lot!
This is our town!
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Don't tuck tail and run!
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Thank you, Big Greg.
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Go!
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If this is Big Greg's moment
to snuff it, so be it.
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I'm sure there's plenty of fire in hell!
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[roaring]
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[sighs]
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Huh?
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- I hope you like your new home.
I built it just for you.
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- You're insane! The bush fire will
consume this house at any moment!
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- I may be a kookaburra,
but perhaps I'm really a phoenix.
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And like phoenixes,
we will all be reborn in the flames!
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Genius! I need to write that down.
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[laughing hysterically]
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- You think you've been alone
in the universe, Kevin, but you haven't.
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This is the 7th dimension,
and here lives...
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Zoala Man.
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He has just yelled at some naughty kids
for skateboarding on private property.
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And this is [speaking unintelligibly]
on planet Blip,
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958 trillion light-years away.
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He just reprimanded his neighbor
[unintelligible] 55
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for having his music
too loud after 2 a.m.
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Gosh, what pedants.
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- Even though we koalas are seen
as useless, we're actually guardians,
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observing the world
perched from high above.
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In every realm and every dimension,
there must be a Koala Man.
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This is your purpose,
and your journey is not over yet.
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- It seems like all I did
was cause problems.
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Dapto hates me.
And I lost my family.
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You can still help them.
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No! Dapto!
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VICKY: Let us go, Bazwell!
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- Sweet, sweet Vicky...
the flames will cleanse us!
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- [gasps] Principal Bazwell
is the Kookaburra?
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And he's got my family?
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Nooooooooooo!
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- You must return to your realm, Kevin.
You still have work to do.
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- Mindy, I'm sorry I wasn't able
to save you from that vicious V8 car.
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Release yourself from grief, Kevin.
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I am at peace with the cosmic
koala spirits, as you will be.
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Someday.
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For now, enter my pouch and be reborn.
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- Ah, it's quite sticky in here--
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[screaming]
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- [perky voice] Hi! I'm your new mask!
I'm nicer than the other one.
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I hope you enjoy wearing me.
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♪ epic music playing ♪
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Fuck yeah.
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That's my swear for the year spent.
[helicopter hovering]
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- Spider!
- G'day, you bloody legend.
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I brought some mates you might recognize.
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No man left behind!
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It's so good to see you, Koala Man.
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Maxwell! Louise!
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I really, really, really hope
you've got a permit
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for that illegal-looking aircraft!
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How on Earth did you find me?!
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I never gave up on you.
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I sold my house and bought
this helicopter just to find you.
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There's something I need to tell you.
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Something I've tried to tell you
a thousand times before,
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but I could never find the words.
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- I lo...
- There's no time for that right now, Louise.
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Spider, set a course for the dilapidated
mansion on the edge of town!
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That's where he's taken my family.
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Now that I think of it, I didn't see my
daughter in my koala-realm-dream-vision.
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But I'm sure she's okay.
She's a very independent young woman.
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- That's for thinking you could ever
be as powerful as us.
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- Come on, Rosie 2.
Forget about her.
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We're so close!
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Let's destroy Alison
and rule Australia as Queen!
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[spits]
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[chuckles]
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- Do you other Rosies really think Rosie 1
is going to let you rule with her?
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We do everything together.
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- I know your brain
inside and out, Rosies.
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I've studied you for months.
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Power. Popularity.
Those aren't things you share.
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It's clear which one of you is in charge.
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BOTH: Yeah, me.
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- [scoffs] Are you serious?
I'm clearly the leader!
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Without me,
nothing would ever get done!
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- For someone who's apparently
the "workaholic leader,"
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you sure do take a lot of days off.
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- You bitch! You know I need
those self-care Sundays to de-stress!
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Hey! Rosie 2,
what do you think you're doing?!
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- Alison! Run!
- I won't leave you!
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[Rosie groans]
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- [other Rosies groan]
- Rosie!
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[groans]
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- Rosie 2, you hot bitch,
you've killed us...
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- I knew we shouldn't have
let you keep that poison blow gun! Ohh!
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What happened to the other Rosies?
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When one Rosie dies, we all die.
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No, Rosie! You have to live! Please!
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It's okay, Alison.
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I was going down an evil path,
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and there was no saving me,
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until I met you.
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[sobbing] I love you, Rosie.
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- I love you too, Alison.
You did it.
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[coughs]
248
00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:26,998
You're the most powerful girl in Dapto.
249
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,917
Good on...
250
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,286
you.
251
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,014
Blehhh!
252
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,724
Aren't I a good daddy?
253
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,144
[door slams]
254
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:50,232
- Nobody regurgitates
into my son's mouth...
255
00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:52,149
except for me!
256
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:54,147
- Kevin!
- Ahh, Koala Man.
257
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:57,649
You survived my island trap,
just as I hoped you would.
258
00:12:57,653 --> 00:13:00,953
I wanted you to suffer while
I took everything from you.
259
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:04,988
Your son, your wife, I took your watch.
260
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:08,003
Now I shall end you once and for all!
261
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:10,246
- Your bird-brained scheme is over.
262
00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:11,959
That was an avian-based insult,
263
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,919
appropriate to your theme,
if you couldn't tell.
264
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:15,629
You're finished, Bazwell.
265
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,759
Bazwell?! [laughing hysterically]
266
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,127
You think Bazwell is real?
267
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:25,764
Oh, no, he was just the disguise
under my disguise.
268
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:29,894
Are you telling me you still
don't recognize me, Kevin?
269
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,443
This place?
270
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,226
Wait a second.
271
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,150
I do recognize this house.
272
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,898
I was just a boy. It was...
273
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,991
it was my school chum Christopher's house.
274
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,987
Don't you mean "Pissy Chrissy"?
275
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,080
Christopher? Is that you?!
276
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:48,405
- You set this all in motion,
Koala Man,
277
00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:52,422
the day you wouldn't let me go
to the bathroom without a pass.
278
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:55,876
That was the day
I became Pissy Chrissy.
279
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,588
STUDENTS: Pissy Chrissy!
280
00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,168
CHRISTOPHER: They called my parents
to pick me up that day, Kevin.
281
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:03,764
The last thing I remember my father
saying to me was that he was ashamed
282
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,720
to have a pissy boy in the family.
283
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:09,982
Perhaps if he'd been paying
less attention to humiliating me...
284
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,725
[truck horn honks]
...and more to the road...
285
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:15,904
My face was mangled,
so they built me a new one.
286
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:19,398
Of course, none of my doctors
realized that, with my parents dead,
287
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:23,241
no one was there to give
my dear grandmother her medication.
288
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:26,658
After I got out of hospital,
my entire family was dead,
289
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,788
except my grandmother's kookaburra,
"Old Nan."
290
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,076
[laughing]
I hated Old Nan.
291
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,920
She lorded over me.
292
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,826
She didn't share her grubs.
293
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,884
Snickering bitch.
294
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,798
One day, I had enough.
295
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,346
[laughing like Kookaburra]
296
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:51,142
- Kevin, did you drive
the Kookaburra hopelessly insane?
297
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,351
Vicky, please!
298
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:54,191
And, Christopher, I'm sorry.
299
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:57,606
I didn't know. I thought you moved back
to New Zealand or something, honestly!
300
00:14:57,606 --> 00:15:00,276
- There was one thing I liked
about Old Nan.
301
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,985
Did you know that birds don't pee?
302
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,856
Google it, Kevin.
303
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:10,083
If only I had been like a bird that day,
I never would have been Pissy Chrissy.
304
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,957
That's why I vowed never to pee again.
305
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,915
Wait, you haven't urinated in...?
306
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:17,415
Thirty years! That's right!
307
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,877
But adhering to the toiletry habits
of a bird wasn't enough.
308
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,709
I had to become a bird.
309
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,634
At first it was just the costume...
310
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:28,684
but now, I have a better solution.
311
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:29,759
The manimal ooze!
312
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,983
Let the final transformation begin!
313
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,399
[muttering]
314
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:37,805
Waaaah!
315
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:41,363
♪ epic music playing ♪
[screaming]
316
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:45,900
[laughs like kookaburra]
317
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,276
[shrieks]
318
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,044
So be it, Kookaburra.
319
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,457
To the death then.
320
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,785
A real superhero battle!
321
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:04,261
[shrieking, grunting]
322
00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:12,934
Vicky, run! Take Liam!
323
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,811
If I don't make it,
tell Dapto I never gave up on them.
324
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,229
Tell them I did my best!
325
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,649
- Kevin.
- Go!
326
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,912
Uggh! Ow!
327
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,874
Uch! Gross.
328
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,964
Kevin? Is that you, buddy?
329
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,209
Please help me--
330
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:45,591
No, get out of my head, Pissy Chrissy!
331
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:52,798
- Christopher, I'm going to do something
I should have done a long time ago.
332
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:59,016
This is the end of Koala Man!
333
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,099
[shrieks]
334
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,023
One bathroom pass for Christopher!
335
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:07,025
- Uch. This is just one of your tricks!
This isn't an official pass.
336
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,987
No, it's official.
337
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,197
You can go to the bathroom.
338
00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:14,027
- R-really?
339
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,584
I'm allowed to go wee-wees?
340
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:18,117
Yep, let it rip, mate. It's time.
341
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,831
I don't know if I can.
342
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,581
It's been so long, I...
343
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:25,053
- Just close your eyes and think
of the most soothing memory you have.
344
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,875
That's what I do to relax my urethra.
345
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:30,592
Uhh, uhh...
346
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,642
Ohhhh, I think it's happening!
347
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:34,756
Oh, yes... here it comes!
348
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:38,390
[sighing]
349
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,608
- Don't waste it, Christopher!
I've got an idea!
350
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:47,530
[coughing]
351
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:50,196
This is it, Damo. We're gonna die.
352
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,525
At least we'll go together.
353
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:55,911
I hope our souls find each other again.
354
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,079
They always do.
355
00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:01,957
VICKY: Enough of that!
356
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:07,753
♪ epic music playing ♪
357
00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:12,839
Look, I know it seems hopeless,
358
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:16,513
but that's exactly why
we have to be courageous!
359
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:19,063
Maybe we Daptonians
aren't the most perfect bunch,
360
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,597
but we have to have faith in each other.
361
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:24,562
Faith that, in spite
of the disappointments in our lives,
362
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:28,783
we're all capable
of so much more than we realize.
363
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:32,355
Faith that maybe, just maybe,
364
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:35,622
there's somebody up there
watching out for us.
365
00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:40,292
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
366
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,287
Steady, mate, steady.
367
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,379
- I can't hold it much longer, Kevin!
KOALA MAN: Steady!
368
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:48,881
Now! Urinate, Christopher! Urinate!
369
00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:51,129
CHRISTOPHER: Ugggggghhhh...
370
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,892
It's Koala Man!
371
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,346
DARREN: Riding the Kookaburra!
372
00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:59,306
MRS. BANKS: They bloody saved Dapto.
373
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:02,516
- Christmas is back on!
ALL: Yay!
374
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:03,598
And here's to Vicky!
375
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:07,612
She rallied us in our darkest moment
and made us believe in miracles.
376
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:10,276
[cheering]
377
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,685
♪ peaceful music playing ♪
378
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:20,874
Think I found another burnt corpse.
379
00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:22,753
[gasps]
380
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:23,826
[sighs]
381
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:27,750
- Learned to hold my breath for hours
after a bad turn on the Zambezi.
382
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:30,631
It'll take more than
a little bush fire to kill Big Greg!
383
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:33,419
- I just want you to know
that I never took that emu egg.
384
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:34,553
It's a long story but--
385
00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,840
- It doesn't matter.
I saw what you did today.
386
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,644
Great job, Kevin. I mean...
387
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:40,097
Koala Man.
388
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,685
Glad you're feeling better, mate.
389
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:49,516
I think all that urine backed up
in your body made you go a bit insane.
390
00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:50,983
Toxins and whatnot.
391
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:54,280
- You know, earlier when I
was kind of acting all crazy,
392
00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:56,318
you told me to think of a soothing memory
393
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:59,741
so I could piss out 30 years
of backed-up urine,
394
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:02,451
I thought about
when we were kids, Kev...
395
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:05,412
when we used to dream
about being mates for life.
396
00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:08,754
- It's not too late.
Dapto could use another superhero.
397
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:12,590
- Perhaps one day, Koala Man.
I still have much to atone for.
398
00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:16,928
I'm going to Albion Park, where I can
dabble in being their winged defender.
399
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:20,425
- Then I'm sure we'll meet again,
old friend.
400
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:26,558
- Actually, I think Albion Park
technically starts here, so...
401
00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:30,356
♪ regal music playing ♪
402
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,435
It's official.
403
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,690
With Rosie Yodels dead,
404
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:36,071
Alison is now
the most powerful girl in school.
405
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,069
Now, bow to Alison!
406
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:43,078
- I did it, Rosie, but it means
nothing without you.
407
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,156
Your evil sisters were right
about one thing:
408
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:46,912
Dapto is just the beginning.
409
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:50,004
And there are
so many more worlds to conquer.
410
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,170
♪ sinister music playing ♪
411
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,048
KEVIN: My sweet boy.
412
00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:55,705
I never gave you
the attention you deserved.
413
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:57,134
I blame myself.
414
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,052
For not kicking around a footy.
415
00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,891
For not listening to your problems.
416
00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:02,216
For not noticing the onset
417
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:05,021
of your destructive telepathic
and psychokinetic powers.
418
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:08,185
My one Christmas wish
is for you to come back to me.
419
00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:11,145
♪ Christmas bells jingling ♪
420
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:14,482
- Ah, alright.
I guess it's Christmas...
421
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:19,528
Mom? Dad?
422
00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:21,740
- Oh, my God, sweet young Liam!
- Oh, my God!
423
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:22,780
You're awake!
424
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:25,793
- The voices in my head.
They're gone.
425
00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:27,496
Oh, that's great news, honey!
426
00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:30,166
Yes... but before I lost the Gift,
427
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:33,245
I heard the thoughts
of every creature in the world.
428
00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:35,172
Sherpas on top of Mount Everest.
429
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:38,550
Tiny microbes in the crevices
of the Mariana Trench.
430
00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:40,589
All places at once.
431
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:44,562
I was connected to a beautiful,
vast collective soul.
432
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:47,845
[sighs] I'm not sure I belong
in Dapto anymore.
433
00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:49,890
- Don't be ridiculous,
of course you do!
434
00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:52,733
Hey, I still need a sidekick.
You could be Koala Boy.
435
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:53,899
No, Koala Kid.
436
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:55,937
Bit of alliteration there makes it better.
437
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:59,741
But the point is, you're back,
and we'll be together here in Dapto.
438
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:00,896
Forever.
439
00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:02,494
[sighs]
440
00:22:09,955 --> 00:22:11,495
ALISON:
I think you need these more than I do.
441
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,708
Try not to be too cringe.
442
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:17,499
[sighs]
443
00:22:19,882 --> 00:22:21,092
Goodbye, Dapto.
444
00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:24,886
Kid, you're gonna love it here.
445
00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:30,733
- I hope the town appreciates
what you did for them, Kevin.
446
00:22:30,726 --> 00:22:32,686
- After traveling through the veil
of life and death,
447
00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:34,556
I don't care about that anymore.
448
00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:36,613
It's not about the approval of Dapto.
449
00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:39,107
I'm Koala Man
because it's the right thing to do.
450
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:43,199
There's only one person's approval
I need: yours.
451
00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:44,317
I love you, Vicky.
452
00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:46,493
I love you too, Kevin.
453
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:48,491
Which is why I need to tell you something.
454
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:52,083
- Oh, no, is this the divorce chat?
Well, you can't fire me because I quit!
455
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,120
No! I don't want a divorce!
456
00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:56,504
Something about helping everyone
during the fire made me realize
457
00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:59,672
that I'm capable
of doing so much more with my life.
458
00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:01,261
I want to run for town council.
459
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,546
Vicky, love.
460
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,799
I'll support anything you wanna do.
461
00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:06,681
So long as you fill out
the appropriate forms
462
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,558
and pay the application fees.
463
00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:11,183
Of course.
464
00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:15,265
Oh, my God, Christmas snow!
During summer?
465
00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:16,940
[gasps] How can this be?
466
00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:20,569
- Actually, I think that's just the ashes
of our neighbors that burnt in the fire.
467
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,737
Sorry.
468
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:23,315
VICKY: Oh.
469
00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:25,911
Well, it's still very pretty.
470
00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:32,413
♪ theme song playing ♪
471
00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:02,484
♪ guitar strumming ♪
472
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:06,244
- Ah, the G major chord.
You just can't beat it, can you?
473
00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:07,868
[phone rings]
474
00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:09,825
Hello? Koala Hotline.
475
00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:11,195
- [deep, distorted voice]
Hello, Koala Man.
476
00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:12,831
We've been watching you.
477
00:24:12,828 --> 00:24:14,498
And you've impressed us.
478
00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:17,496
Which is why we've decided
to formally invite you
479
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:20,919
to join The Uncommonwealth.
480
00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:23,009
Danger is coming, and we--
481
00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:26,755
- Bloody telemarketers!
On the weekend too!
482
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:29,889
♪ Koala Man ♪
483
00:24:29,887 --> 00:24:31,427
♪ Hero for all ♪
484
00:24:31,430 --> 00:24:35,310
♪ The Daptonians... ♪
485
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,238
♪ fanfare playing ♪
486
00:24:48,288 --> 00:24:52,838
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