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♪ mysterious music playing ♪
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[explosion]
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THE GREAT ONE:
Earth...
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Prepare for the coming of The Great One.
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[whooshing]
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- There was a time
when the Dapto Royal Show
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was about coming together as a community
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to sing songs
or pick the best-looking sheep.
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Now it's just a bunch of hoons.
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I can't confront them
as model citizen Kevin Williams,
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but I bet Koala Man would have
something to say about this.
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- You promised no Koala Man at the show.
It's a family fun day.
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Now come on.
What should we do first?
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Showbags! Get your showbags!
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So many bags of unbelievable fun,
suited to any interest.
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What a unique
and fun tradition we Australians have.
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- [kids cheering]
- So much chocolate!
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Novelty stickers and toys!
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- I paid 20 bucks for $6 worth of stuff.
I am so happy!
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- I've been saving up
all year for this moment.
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I need to get the SwordStorm showbag
before it sells out!
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- Those showbags are just
worthless trinkets and lollies.
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No, they are currency, Mother.
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Currency I will use
to buy Rosie Yodel's friendship.
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- Liam, come on.
- Yay.
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- Ah, well. At least you and I can
spend some quality time together.
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- Oi. You lot.
Try coming together
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and doing something productive
as a community for once.
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Sorry, love. The debauchery
has proven too much for me.
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Oh, is it alright if you pick me up
a prawn showbag?
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Thank you, darling.
I'll pay you back later.
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Oi. Come back here!
You're not allowed to do that.
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- Hey, Janine, do you wanna ride
the Ferris wheel with me?
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Nobody else wants to.
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- Can't. Today woulda been
mine and Gerry's 20th anniversary,
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and I'm gonna masturbate to full splooge
at the top of the wheel,
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just like he used to.
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God rest his soul.
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Right...
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Well, I don't wanna intrude
on you and Gerry's... tradition.
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- Move, you little shit holes.
It's my anniversary.
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♪ romantic piano music playing ♪
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Happy anniversary, my sweet prince.
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Ohh... ohh...
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♪ Gerry, Gerry ♪
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♪ Driving me up so silly ♪
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- ♪ Gerry, Gerry ♪
- Ooh, ahh...
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♪ Callin' my name, drivin' me insane ♪
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♪ Oh, Gerry ♪
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Whoaaa.
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[sighs]
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♪ ominous music rising ♪
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪
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Koala Kode 88.
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Remember, that's not a knife.
This is a knife.
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And it's illegal in New South Wales.
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[bed springs creaking]
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KEVIN: Ugh... ugh...
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And done.
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Ahh, good job, Vicky.
Down to four minutes.
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Top-notch efficiency.
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Now, where's my prawn showbag?
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Ah. There it is.
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Kevin... we should talk about our...
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intimate time.
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It would be nice if we could
both be a little more aware
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of each other's needs.
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So we can both have a good time.
Do you understand?
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Of course, love.
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You're worried it's gone
stale for me, but fear not.
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You always get my piggies
out of the barn.
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- Prawn?
- No, thanks.
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[gulps]
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[gulping]
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Hmm. Janine still hasn't responded
to any of my messages.
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I hope she's okay.
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[Kevin snoring]
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Ah, I'm probably just fussed over nothing.
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♪ ominous music rising ♪
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[cow bell jangles]
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Oh, my God, thank you so much.
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So cuuuute.
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You are so nice, I love it.
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- Wow, Alison, I can't believe
everyone had the same idea
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to buy Rosie's friendship
with showbags.
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- If only there were some way to stand out
from these pathetic losers.
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- I told you kids.
No showbags at school.
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Everybody pack it up.
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I know, I know.
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Believe me, if anybody sympathizes,
'tis this fella.
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I've been a showbag enthusiast
my whole life.
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Would you believe I own
over a thousand showbags,
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including the rare 2002
Kath & Kim showbag?
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Believe it.
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I own just about every showbag there is.
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Except, of course...
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- the Forbidden Showbag.
- The what?
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- Legend has it, a showbag
was created that was so full
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of pure, unadulterated fun,
it nearly destroyed Dapto.
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They were forced to bury it
and kill its creator.
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It's rumored to still be in Dapto
till this very day.
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- Wow. If anyone gave me
the Forbidden Showbag,
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they would instantly become my BFF.
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The hunt is on.
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[phone dials]
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JANINE: [on voicemail]
Leave a fuckin' message. Bah!
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- [phone beeps]
- Janine, where are you?
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Things aren't great with Kevin,
and I need some support.
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From anybody.
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Odd...
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Huh. Must be one of those
TikTok dances from the internet.
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- [droning voice]
You are worthy of love.
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[gasps] I am?
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[Daptonians groaning]
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Lunch? At this hour?
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Unheard of, unsanctioned,
and unacceptable.
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The love we deserve will be here soon.
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The Great One is coming.
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Who in blazes is The Great One?
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MASK:
It's dodgy, mate.
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You and I know the only Great One
is Angus Young from AC/DC.
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And I guarantee he's not here.
Probably at home preparing for a tour.
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Speaking of, I think we should
really consider buying tickets
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to see him in Sydney.
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- I would, but money's a bit tight
right now--
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MASK: Nah, yeh, nah.
Why catch a legend live, eh?
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Just watch a shit recording of it
after he's passed.
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- Well, I suppose I could talk to Vicky--
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- There! He has not known
The Great One's love.
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You seem stressed, Kevin.
[staff groaning]
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Can I offer you a massage?
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- This is not proper
office behavior, Clarko.
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I shall be forced to call HR
to report harassment of a sexual nature.
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This is not on.
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MASK:
Get us out of here, mate.
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♪ ominous music playing ♪
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- Vicky.
Vicky, we have to get out of here.
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Something's wrong with Dapto,
and it's clearly a sex thing.
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Kevin, stop.
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Don't you see?
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It's love.
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We are all worthy of love.
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No... not you too, Vicky.
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ALL:
The Great One is coming.
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Join the community.
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Noooooooooooo.
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ALL:
You are worthy of looooooove.
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- That is a private matter
fit only for my marital bed.
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- Listen to them, Kevin.
We are worthy of love.
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Both of us.
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[horn honking]
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[bodies thud]
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Best hop in if ya wanna live, mate.
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[tires squeal]
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What the hell, Kevin? Uch, typical.
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The moment things got serious,
he pops on his mask
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and runs off to have
one of his little adventures.
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You are worthy of love, Vicky.
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- Thank you, Mrs. Banks.
You've all been so supportive.
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It's like everyone in the town knew
exactly what I needed to hear today.
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Yes, yes. How about a massage?
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Oh, ooh, that feels nice.
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Gosh, I've been so tense lately.
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SPIDER: He's clean.
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Those damn grubby Grabbers didn't get him.
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Koala Man, I'm so glad you're okay.
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Big Greg said you weren't
worth the petrol,
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but I think you're
the only one who can save us.
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- More than likely correct, Louise.
Now, what happened to everyone?
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Whole town's gone psycho.
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Seems like if one of those Grabbers
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starts giving you a rub-down,
you turn into one of them.
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No happy endings.
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- Darren.
The fuck are ya, ya dickhead?
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I'm fuckin' scared. [sobbing]
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- I can only hope
whatever evil has befallen Dapto,
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the children have been spared.
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This is awesome!
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No parents, no teachers, no rules!
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Whooo!
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- Alison, I'm frightened.
Where are all the adults?
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Should we call
Mum and Dad to pick us up?
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- Quit being such a yeasty puss
and help me find that Forbidden Showbag.
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- Alison, I don't like this. I think--
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MYSTERIOUS VOICE:
Can you hear me, boy?
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My word, it's been so long.
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- Wh-who said that?
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MYSTERIOUS VOICE:
I'm inside your head.
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I sense you have The Gift.
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You'll learn to control it in time,
unless it drives you mad.
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But for now,
if you want the Forbidden Showbag,
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you must find me.
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- What's wrong with you?
- Follow me.
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[electronic beeping, buzzer sounds]
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Welcome to my panic room.
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Safest place in Dapto.
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Bet you don't have
one of these, Koala Man.
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- Personally, I've always found
you don't need a panic room
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if you don't plan to panic.
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[rattles]
Agh! What is that?
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- This is the reason
we're starting our mission here.
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Voilà.
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You are all worthy of looooove.
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Darren, nooooooo!
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- Darren, what's happening
on the Council roof?
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Who is The Great One?
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- The Great One lives
in six-dimensional space
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in a realm of pure pleasure.
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He seeded the cosmos
with his meteors
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so that we might prepare for his coming.
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Prepare? How?
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- A crystal rocket.
At the top of the Council building.
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We will build it together,
enter as a community,
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and The Great One
will take us to a place
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where we'll be enveloped
in his love forever.
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- Fuck Oath.
How are we supposed to stop an alien?
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- By coming up with
a very, very, very good plan.
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♪ dramatic music rises ♪
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Or at least just a very good-- I probably
put too many "very"s in there, didn't I?
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VICKY: And then he started
eating prawns in bed.
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Left the heads
and poop chutes on the pillow.
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I feel like I can still smell it on me.
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Oh! Uch, god, it's disgusting.
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We do not like the shell creatures.
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Please hand me the thrust regulator.
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- Oh, did I ever tell you about the time
I told Kevin I bought lingerie,
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and he thought he was getting
linguine for dinner?
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Hmm. This one takes the cake.
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Things I love: sunshine...
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bilbies... being me self...
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And most of all,
I love me best mate, Damo.
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- Aw, Darren,
you're me favorite dickhead too.
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I can't take this anymore.
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Thanks, mate.
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Ah, that feels good.
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- [screams]
- Christ.
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Those little meth heads are escaping.
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Koala Man, help!
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Oi, boys. Over here.
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I'd like one of those comfy massages
you've been talking about.
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BOTH:
Join our community of love.
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Ugh.
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Gotcha, ya grub.
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[screams]
He's working the knots out.
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- Spider!
SPIDER: Uggh.
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Stay back, Koala Man.
248
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:40,155
I feel worthy of love...
249
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,788
- You're not, Spider.
Goddamn it, you're not.
250
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,833
- [Darren and Damo groan]
- Ughh...
251
00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:49,252
Remember me as I lived...
252
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,711
a yucker and a fucker.
253
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,462
Spider!
254
00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:55,673
Well, that went terribly.
255
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:56,844
Your fault entirely.
256
00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:58,342
What now, Koala Man?
257
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,433
- They've taken Kevin Williams'
beautiful wife Vicky,
258
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,020
and now they've taken my best friend.
259
00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:05,886
But they won't take Dapto.
260
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,483
There's only one thing left for us to do:
261
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destroy the rocket.
262
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:11,822
♪ dramatic music fades ♪
263
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:12,975
How?
264
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:14,903
[clicks tongue] Dunno.
265
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,874
- [sniffs] Why does it smell
like the bloody ocean in here?
266
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,827
- Ah, sorry, yeah,
that'd be my pocket prawn.
267
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:24,947
In case I get hungry.
268
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,413
How are we looking back there, Louise?
269
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,463
Koala Bomb is ready to go.
270
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,417
Ah. Cute little fella, isn't he?
271
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,377
I didn't know you were
so tech savvy, Louise.
272
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:35,587
- I... I've been taking
engineering classes on the side
273
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,169
in case it would be useful to you.
274
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:39,014
Aw, that's sweet of you, Louise.
275
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:41,179
If I were ever in the market
for a sidekick,
276
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:44,138
you'd be considered along with
several other qualified individuals.
277
00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:49,101
Eucalyptus oil would fix that right up.
278
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,522
- Fix what?
- Sore joints.
279
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:52,361
Be happy to gather
a bit for ya sometime.
280
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:55,186
- Oh, the hands. Right...
Yeah, nah, nah, it's nothing.
281
00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:57,032
Old fishing injury is all.
282
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,527
Oh, my God... there it is.
283
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:00,700
[tires squeal]
284
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,777
♪ ominous music rising ♪
285
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,456
- That's the biggest rocket
I've ever seen.
286
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,915
Eh, I've seen bigger.
287
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:16,256
Liam! What are we doing in here?
288
00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:19,375
- I can't explain it,
but I hear someone calling to me...
289
00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:20,473
in my mind.
290
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,757
- I knew it. You have psychic powers.
This is so unfair.
291
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:29,177
JAMES SHOWBAG:
If the Forbidden Showbag you seek,
292
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,944
perhaps I, James Showbag,
293
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,937
inventor of the showbag, may be of use.
294
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:38,030
- Alison! This brain says he knows
where the Forbidden Showbag is.
295
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,776
- I can't hear anything.
Tell Wrinkles to spill it.
296
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,949
JAMES SHOWBAG:
The Forbidden Showbag was my greatest creation,
297
00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,829
but it was too powerful,
298
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:49,826
and the people of Dapto sentenced me
to wallow in brine and my own filth
299
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,710
for all eternity,
that I may serve as a warning
300
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:56,038
to any who dared create
another bag of infinite fun.
301
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:59,014
- Could you please tell us where
the Forbidden Showbag is, James?
302
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,216
JAMES SHOWBAG: I can.
303
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,005
But in exchange you must do
something for me.
304
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,300
Kill me.
305
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,313
What? No. I like you.
306
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:07,885
JAMES SHOWBAG:
Please, sweet boy.
307
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,770
Years I have waited for someone
with The Gift to hear my cries.
308
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:16,568
Help an old, tired brain
leave this cruel world.
309
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:20,775
- He says he'll tell us where the bag is,
but only if we promise to kill him.
310
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,147
- Sure, whatever.
Let's just do it.
311
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,244
JAMES SHOWBAG: Huzzah!
312
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,568
The Forbidden Showbag is in a catacomb
313
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:28,244
hidden beneath
the Fun Fair Ball stand.
314
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,163
Last clown mouth on the right.
315
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,372
- Ugh, did he say where it is yet?
- Yeah, but--
316
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,582
JAMES SHOWBAG:
Wait, no! I've changed my mind!
317
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,883
I want to live. We can be friends--
318
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:37,997
No!
319
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:41,759
Aaah.
320
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,377
[Daptonians muttering]
321
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,467
If I can just get the little guy inside,
322
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:52,733
we'll be properly placed
for maximum destruction.
323
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,516
[gears whirring]
324
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,060
Aw, you bastard.
325
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,863
I'm sorry, Koala Man.
326
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,436
Forget it, mate. It's over.
327
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,441
We can't just give up, Big Greg.
328
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,493
Oh, Koala Man, Koala Man...
329
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,528
You need to relax...
330
00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:09,122
Maybe get a massage...
331
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,367
What did you say?
332
00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:13,459
We're all worthy of love, Koala Man...
333
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:14,955
including you.
334
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,127
- Koala Man!
- Louise!
335
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,585
Don't worry about me.
336
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,295
Now, go... save us, Koala Man.
337
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,215
Kevin, you came back.
338
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:28,637
You were right about the community
needing to do something positive together.
339
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,807
Now you can be a part of it too.
340
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:33,806
- Oh, bitter irony.
Now stand aside, insane Vicky.
341
00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:37,689
I have to blow up this rocket before
an interdimensional being comes for us.
342
00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:39,978
- Wait, what...?
- Hold on a tick, Vicky.
343
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,822
Your eyes. They're not pink.
344
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:43,107
Have you not been turned?
345
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,820
- Turned?
What the hell are you talk--
346
00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:48,570
- A community united in love
cannot be stopped, little bear.
347
00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:50,494
The vessel is complete.
348
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:53,452
Let us board for The Great One's visit.
349
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,543
Seize them!
350
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,618
ALL:
You are worthy of love.
351
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,463
- Starting to feel like I might have
missed some red flags.
352
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,421
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
353
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:13,347
- The Great One
will descend at any moment.
354
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:18,978
Now let Koala Man and Vicky
know the ecstasy of the joining.
355
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,269
Noooooooooooo...
356
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:26,574
- They stink of the prawn.
Totally gross.
357
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,160
They cannot be turned.
358
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,485
Well, well, well, Vicky.
359
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:33,699
Looks like my prawn showbag stopped us
from being turned into mindless zombies.
360
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:36,582
- Huh. Well, maybe that wouldn't
have been such a bad thing.
361
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:39,710
Do you know why?
Because they listen.
362
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,208
You go on and on about community,
363
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:45,341
but what you really want is for
everything to be your way all the time.
364
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:47,339
At the show, in the bedroom...
365
00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:50,431
There's never room for what
anyone else wants, including me.
366
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,967
So, yes, maybe I missed the fact
367
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,891
that everyone has been turned
into massage zombies
368
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,100
and were building a rocket
to the sixth dimension,
369
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,310
but at least they made me feel loved.
370
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:01,441
You need to do that for me, or...
371
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:02,898
or who knows what can happen?
372
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,901
Vicky... I'm sorry.
373
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:08,111
[rumbling]
[Vicky gasps]
374
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,701
The Great One is here!
375
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:21,003
- There it is.
The last clown mouth on the right.
376
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,039
Come on.
377
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,455
[hydraulics hissing]
378
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,379
♪ ominous music playing ♪
379
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:34,968
Come on, we're close.
380
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,943
Wow...
381
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,267
Rosie's gonna love it.
382
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:45,864
Maybe I should just have a quick peek.
383
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,485
[whooshing]
384
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,606
Dear god... so much fun...
385
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,454
the hours of entertainment...
386
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,619
I could stay here forever!
387
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,698
Why should I give it to Rosie?
388
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:01,424
All the fun for Alison.
389
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:03,075
Alison. Let it go!
390
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,673
James said it's too powerful.
391
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,248
You just want it for yourself.
392
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,674
But it's mine. Mine!
393
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:12,133
[thunder crashing]
394
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,604
THE GREAT ONE:
Citizens of Dapto.
395
00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:18,055
Are you ready to accept infinite love?
396
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,766
We are ready.
397
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:23,096
We unite as a community of love.
398
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:26,193
THE GREAT ONE:
Let the journey begin!
399
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:29,070
We're goin' to space, Darren.
400
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,237
Finally.
401
00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:34,068
THE GREAT ONE: Mmhhh...
yeah, yeah, that's good... right there.
402
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,952
ALISON: Hmm.
That doesn't look like space.
403
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,449
HE GREAT ONE
Fuck yeah, that's good. Ahhh.
404
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:41,833
The Great One is coming!
405
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,920
The Great One cometh.
406
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,875
Oh, my God.
407
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:51,087
We're inside it.
The Great One is using us as a dildo.
408
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:54,719
THE GREAT ONE: Agh! Come on,
you dirty little slut of a planet.
409
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:55,888
Fuck me!
410
00:18:57,763 --> 00:18:59,393
[metal clanging]
411
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,559
[both groaning]
[erotic chatter continues]
412
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,189
Yeah, yeah, right there, right there...
413
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,266
I knew this was a sex thing.
414
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,361
Kevin, look.
415
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:11,646
THE GREAT ONE: Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna fuck this planet to death.
416
00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:15,612
- If this thing keeps pleasuring
itself with us, it'll tear Dapto apart.
417
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,574
How are we going to get it off us?
418
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,954
By getting it off.
419
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,959
[screaming]
420
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:28,294
- Alison, we have to get out of here!
We're going to die!
421
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,633
Then I'll die happy. Leave me.
422
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,339
[rumbling]
Ohhh!
423
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,258
- Uhhh.
- Noooo!
424
00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:39,886
LIAM: Come on.
425
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,640
[thuds]
426
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,692
I don't know about this.
427
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:48,646
- I promise. If you listen to me,
I can get us out of here.
428
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:49,977
But I'm not very good at this thing.
429
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,442
It's okay. I'll help you.
430
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,987
[beeping]
431
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,739
Okay, keep going.
432
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:04,122
Nice and slow, nice and slow...
433
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:05,411
- Now left.
- Left?
434
00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:07,294
- Really?
- Left, Kevin. Left, now, left.
435
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:08,501
Circular motion.
436
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,131
KOALA MAN:
Oh, no. Something's happening.
437
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,958
We better stop and completely change
the rhythm of what we're doing.
438
00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:17,054
- No, Kevin, we're close.
Keep going, consistent motion, don't stop.
439
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,930
But it's been over four minutes.
440
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,717
ALISON: Don't... stop.
441
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:22,811
KOALA MAN: Oh. I see something.
442
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,516
I think we're getting there.
443
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:25,636
I'm learning, Vicky.
444
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,192
Yes! Keep going!
445
00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:29,056
Yes!
KOALA MAN: Tell me when we're there.
446
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,402
We're here. We're here.
447
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,687
KOALA MAN: Bombs away?
VICKY: Yes. Blow it!
448
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:33,861
[The Great One groans]
449
00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:38,109
THE GREAT ONE:
Wraaarrrrrrwwwwwwww-fuckkkkk.
450
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:40,779
Uhh.
451
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,622
Vicky. We did it. We got it off.
452
00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:50,042
- And it's not the only one...
Koala Stud.
453
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,132
Mwwwwah.
454
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:55,131
THE GREAT ONE:
Ohh. I don't know what to say.
455
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:58,130
No planet's ever
done that for me before.
456
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:01,893
I usually fuck planets to death
and never get off, but...
457
00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:05,267
we must have had
some sort of real connection.
458
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,675
This might be too early to say, but...
459
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:10,484
I think I'm falling
in love with you, Earth.
460
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:13,863
Give me a minute,
but then we can go again...
461
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,777
rougher this time.
462
00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:20,026
- I hadn't counted on this.
Who's ever heard of going multiple times?
463
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,450
We're doomed.
464
00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:23,621
Mum, Dad!
465
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:26,077
We've been looking
all over for the adults.
466
00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:29,208
We murdered a nice brain
and Alison found the Forbidden Showbag.
467
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:30,496
And Liam ruined it.
468
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,329
THE GREAT ONE:
Oh, you've got kids?
469
00:21:32,835 --> 00:21:36,665
Uh, actually, I just remembered
I have this work thing in the morning.
470
00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:38,882
So I should probably go.
471
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,472
But no, this was, this was fun.
472
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:44,638
Um, yeah, I'll totally text you, hey.
473
00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:45,718
Alright, see ya.
474
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,388
Good work, kids.
475
00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:52,563
You helped save
the planet from an alien sex pest.
476
00:21:52,563 --> 00:21:55,403
Can't believe that's really a thing.
What a world we live in now.
477
00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:58,529
- I didn't want to save the planet.
I wanted to be popular.
478
00:21:58,527 --> 00:21:59,777
[liquid burbling]
479
00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:04,946
- In the end, The Great One
was nothing more
480
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,950
than an interdimensional fuckboi.
481
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,832
Why does this keep happening to me?
482
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:10,119
Aw, Christ.
483
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:12,212
Who's gonna clean all this up?
484
00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:15,207
Did someone say... who?
485
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:21,840
- Gotta give Dapto credit.
We drained him good.
486
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,720
LIAM: Goodbye, my friend.
487
00:22:26,722 --> 00:22:29,102
You may have been just a brain in a jar,
488
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,189
but I shall always remember...
489
00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:33,185
[sniffles] ...your heart.
490
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:38,319
- I suppose you got
what you wanted in the end:
491
00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:41,527
the whole town working
together to clean up Dapto.
492
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:45,238
I was thinking we could work
on something else together later...
493
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,910
Oooh. Cheeky. I'd like that.
494
00:22:48,911 --> 00:22:51,871
Though, there really is still a lot
of alien ejaculate to clean up.
495
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:54,828
THE GREAT ONE:
Fuck yeah, I'd hit that.
496
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,753
Nope. Ugly.
497
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Thicc.
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Agh! No kids.
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Hit it and quit it.
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You bloody legend.
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