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[wind whistling]
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Heave!
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Heave!
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Heave, goddamn you!
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The horror.
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The world must never learn of this!
Do you understand?!
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Yes! But what should we do with it?
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We shall hide it away forever.
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Somewhere no respectable person
would be caught dead.
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The most boring, backwards,
piece of shit place in the entire world.
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- [sighs] Another successful day
as the town shopkeeper.
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- [chatting]
- Oi! You two!
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You're not allowed to loiter here!
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- Aw, fuck off!
It's a free country, isn't it?
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- Yeah, fr-free... what he said.
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And what are yooouuu gonna do about it?!
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Ugh! Damn it! [groaning]
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I'm okay, I'm okay.
Just turned my ankle, I think...
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Should be all right... Ugh.
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Anyway, Darren and Damo,
I've told you two a million times,
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your days of suspicious loitering
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and menacing stores
of convenience are over.
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- Oh, you think you're
so high and mighty, Koala Man?
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You're not even a real superhero.
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Everyone hates ya!
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Yeah, go away! Fuckin' hate ya!
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It's time for you two to be on your way.
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What you're doing here is not on.
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Ohhh, we'll leave...
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as soon as you read the morning headlines!
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Ow! It's in my eyes!
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- What have you done to my friend?
- Jesus! Fuck!
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- Hey, hey, hey, don't rub it in.
You'll make it worse.
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You could scratch your retina.
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- He was planning something sinister.
I was just trying to help!
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You went way too far, Koala Man.
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I actually think you seriously
injured him. What was in that?
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- Just eucalyptus oil,
because of the koala thing.
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- Mate, that's poison.
I think you should just leave.
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- Okay, sorry. Understood, citizen.
[Darren moaning]
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Stay safe.
DARREN: Ow! I think I'm fackin' blind!
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KOALA MAN:
Some call me a superhero.
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I just see myself as a citizen
who cares passionately about justice.
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Here in the once pristine suburb of Dapto,
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I've made it my life's mission
to clean up our streets...
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help the innocent...
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[cat yowls]
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...and snuff out evil.
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Yeah, local code says this grass is
half a centimeter too long, mate.
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That was a close one.
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Sometimes it feels like I'm the only thing
standing in between this town and anarchy.
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But this is my burden.
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I have taken up the mantle, for I am...
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Koala Man!
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Today on The Daily Scoff,
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has local vigilante, nuisance,
and probable violent maniac Koala Man
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finally gone too far?
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Yes, yes, he has.
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- After all I do for Dapto,
this is what I get?
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Dad, don't take this the wrong way,
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but if people from school
ever find out you're Koala Man,
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I think I'll genuinely kill myself.
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- I don't want anyone to find out
your identity either, Dad.
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Because I like having a secret.
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- Kevin, you know I support your hobby,
but maybe it's time to take a break.
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You missed date night again!
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I was looking forward
to a movie and a cuddle.
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- Taking a break is just what the forces
of evil want me to do, Vicky.
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- well, can you at least fix
this bloody table, Kevin?
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Why would the media treat me this way?
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[gasps] You know what this is?
Classic case of Tall Poppy Syndrome!
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What's Tall Poppy Syndrome?
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Well, Liam, for reasons unknown,
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if anyone becomes
too successful in Australia,
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our fellow citizens feel the need
to "cut them down,"
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like a flower in a field, so everyone
can be at the same level of mediocrity.
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- That's why those delicious
Hemsworths ran off to Hollywood.
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- Oh, Chris, Liam, and Luke think they're
too good for where they came from?
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See what I just did there?
That's Tall Poppy Syndrome.
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But whatever. I don't care.
I just care about cleaning up this town.
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- Great! You can start
by taking the bins out.
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Tomorrow's Bin Day.
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Vicky, I know tomorrow's Bin Day.
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It's the most important day of the week.
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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And so it begins.
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- Honey, Kevin put his bin out!
I guess it's Bin Day!
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♪ epic music playing ♪
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- Without me, no one in Dapto would even
know when to put their bins out.
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It's an incredible responsibility,
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and one I shall discharge faithfully
as soon as I get home.
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♪ La-di-di-da-da-da... ♪
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Dad's gone crazy, hasn't he?
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Oh, Alison, no.
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No, noooo.
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♪ Fishing Big with Big Greg! ♪
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♪ Master angler ♪
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♪ Crocodile mangler ♪
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♪ Lady entangler, yeah-- ♪
[video stops]
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Oh, for the love of God. Kevin!
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Yes, Big Greg?
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- Kevin, you've got to fix
the bloody internet, mate.
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I have a Council meeting in five minutes,
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and I need to finish this old episode
of my show for inspiration.
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This is the one where I pulled a Peruvian
dickfish out of my cameraman's urethra.
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[chuckles] Still got the little bugger.
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- All right, I'll power cycle the modem.
Kind of all I do around here.
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That's why we love you, Kevin.
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You fix the modem
so I can watch me viddies.
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And you take the bins out
so we all know when to do it.
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I'd call that a pretty good life.
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- Uh, Big Greg, did the media ever
go after you for, like, fighting sharks
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and doing what you're certain
you were put on this earth to do?
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- Oh, yeah. All the time.
Classic Tall Poppy Syndrome.
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Bastards.
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But that's when I came up
with my iconic theme song,
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and I realized I could do anything
I wanted as long as I had a catchy tune.
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A theme song. Interesting.
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Very interesting.
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- [theme song resumes]
- Ah, here we go!
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If you look carefully,
you can see the moment
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the cock-guppy enters his penis canal.
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- ♪ Big Greg! ♪
[cow bell jangles]
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- Liam, what do you think
it feels like to be Rosie Yodels,
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the most powerful girl in school,
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surrounded by suck-ups
like McKayla Taylor Mercedes,
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snapping perfectly aloof
pictures all the time?
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I bet it feels... intoxicating.
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- I'm not obsessed
with popularity like you, Alison.
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Besides, we have
one thing that makes us cool:
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our mum's the canteen lady!
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- Kevin's just been so preoccupied
with being Koala Man
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that he's missed every date night.
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I've asked him to fix the wobbly table
for months, and he won't even do that.
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Well, if you need to motivate Kevin,
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whenever my Gerry needed
some pep in his step,
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I told him to finish between me tits.
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God rest his soul.
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We haven't been intimate in ages.
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- [gags] When Gerry couldn't
get things done at home,
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I always had a power tool on hand
to take care of the problem myself.
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Do it myself?
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That's it, Janine!
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I can get a power tool
and fix that wobbly table myself!
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Aw, yeah... that too, I guess.
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What are you looking at, you little shit?
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Piss off!
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[guitar strumming]
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- Ah, Liam! What did I say
about leaving your army men on the ground?
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It's actually a SwordStorm figurine.
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A Praetorian Elder Flame Warrior,
to be precise.
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- I don't care what it is, Liam.
I'm always bloody stepping on them.
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Do you know how many fathers
are paralyzed by sharp toys each year?
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I dunno, like... five?
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- It was a rhetorical question!
Now listen to this.
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♪ Koala Man ♪
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♪ Hero for all the Daptonians ♪
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You reckon that's theme-song worthy?
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Um, it's okay.
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Okay?! What? No!
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This is a "banger," as the kids say.
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I just have to lay down
all the instrumental tracks.
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I'll stay up all night if I have to...
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[yawns] And I'll still have time
to put the bins out.
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- [door opens]
- Kevin, I need the drill I got you.
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- Agh, if this is about the wobbly table,
Vicky, I'll fix it later.
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Liam and I are jamming.
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Arrr! Rock on!
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- No, Kevin.
I don't want you to fix the table.
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Even though some things in this household
seem broken beyond repair,
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I'm going to at least try
to fix them myself.
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[drill whirs]
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- And what a nice project
that will be for you.
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Make sure to sign it out.
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[moans erotically]
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Wow! I did it.
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Oh! You're incredible.
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I'm incredible.
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Are you ready to go again?
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[drill whirring]
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Ah, the life of a rock music writer.
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Classic.
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Looks like Mrs. Dockery
forgot to take her bins out.
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Wait. Where are everybody's bins?
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Where are my bins?!
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No, I swore I took them out!
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You have no idea what you've done.
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- This isn't enough!
What happened to all the rubbish?!
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They didn't put their bins out!
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- But if we don't get more, we'll--
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[screaming]
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HARSH VOICE:
Where's my rubbish?!
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[neighbors murmuring]
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Fuck me dead, Kev, what happened?
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I was down at the bowlo last night
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telling everyone how good you are
at putting the bins out.
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We only know when to put 'em out
when we see yours!
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You've caused a chain reaction!
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Spider, I swear, after I finished my...
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Koala Man theme song...
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I put them out, I know I did.
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Didn't I?
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Fellow Daptonians!
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It seems the entire town
has missed Bin Day.
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Kevin really cooked the chook on this one.
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Everyone say, "Fuck you, Kevin!"
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DAPTONIANS: Fuck you, Kevin!
Fuck you, Kevin!
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Fuck you, Kevin!
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- Alison! That's your dad!
- Oh, yeah.
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Fuck you, Dad!
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- Don't worry, I've got a plan.
Just dump your rubbish at Kevin's house!
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He'll sort it out,
and we'll all go back to bed!
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[cheering]
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- You should be bloody
prime minister, Big Greg!
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- Excuse me, everyone,
this is extremely unsanitary.
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And I do not approve!
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♪ contemplative music playing ♪
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So many broken things!
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Alison, Liam!
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Start gathering up all the hard rubbish
you can find and take it into our yard!
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What? Ew, no.
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- Alison, there comes a time
when the normal life
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you've come to terms with
blows up in your face.
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Your husband goes through
a midlife koala phase,
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and the only thing that makes it better
is the power of a drill in your hand.
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[drill whirs]
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Liam, come on!
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We've got to get
our menopausal mummy some rubbish.
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Yay! Mumopause!
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- How could this have happened?
I could've sworn I took the bins out!
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Curse you and your sexy, musical allure!
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MASK: [evilly] I'm not surprised
the town turned against you.
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I reckon someone
brought the bins back on purpose!
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We have a secret enemy.
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- No, you're paranoid, even for
a manifestation of my shattered psyche.
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MASK:
I'm just trying to keep you safe.
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- But you always see
the worst in everyone.
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Maybe I really didn't take the bins out.
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I was exhausted
from rocking out too hard.
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MASK:
This is our chance, Kevin,
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00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,098
to show the town we're the hero they need.
242
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:43,389
[pleasantly] By the way, I actually
liked the Koala Man theme song.
243
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,193
Really, really strong melody. Good job.
244
00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:47,017
- Thanks, mate.
At least someone gets it.
245
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:49,072
MASK: [evilly]
Now what are you waiting for?!
246
00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:52,146
You're the only one
who can clean up this rubbish!
247
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,492
♪ dramatic music rising ♪
248
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,158
You're right, Koala Mask!
249
00:10:56,156 --> 00:11:00,786
I'll save Dapto by venturing forth
to where the streets have no shame!
250
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,623
Like the U2 song.
251
00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,422
Ah, never mind, let's go.
252
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,205
- And that's why I always bring
a knife and fork to the bathroom.
253
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,300
- We really are
the most unpopular kids in school.
254
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:13,835
- Okay, now do one where you're
picking up rubbish but like a total slut.
255
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,841
- But maybe it's time we did
something about it.
256
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:19,433
- [bowl shatters]
- [chuckles] This is so random.
257
00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:23,017
Um, what do you want?
258
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,596
I wanna be a trash slut like Rosie.
259
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:28,481
- Let me set you straight on something.
Nobody gets to Rosie Yodels. No one.
260
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,860
Especially not
an unpopular biiiiitch like you.
261
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,569
But isn't there anything I can do?
262
00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:36,149
- Hmmm, I suppose if you took a photo
that got enough likes,
263
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,494
maybe we'd think about it.
264
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,319
But I doubt that's gonna happen.
265
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,834
Sorryyyyyyyy...
266
00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:42,446
- Why would you want
to be friends with them?
267
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,622
- I don't want to be friends with them,
I want to be them.
268
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,251
I want a bunch of beta orbiters
and simps fawning over me.
269
00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:48,959
I just need a photographer.
270
00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,459
I'd be happy to take your photo,
271
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,960
if you'd be willing to paint
my SwordStorm miniatures with me.
272
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,133
No one else will.
273
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,091
Hmmm, big ask.
274
00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:59,181
[scoffs] Okay. I'll paint
exactly one figurine with you.
275
00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:01,968
Come on, there's a pile of rotting meat
over there. Perfect spot.
276
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,351
- Thanks for helping me
clean up the rubbish, Spider.
277
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,440
I owe you one.
278
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:07,595
No worries, mate.
279
00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:11,323
We'll take the ol' ute out as many times
as we have to until we get the job done.
280
00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,975
Speaking of getting the job done,
I've been thinkin'.
281
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:16,904
You need something to take
your heroing to the next level.
282
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,204
A gun.
283
00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:20,527
- Uh, no thanks, Spider.
That's all right.
284
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,622
- Could be like
a new koala gadget, though.
285
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:25,078
The safety's jammed
so she's always ready to go.
286
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,958
- Yeah, that actually makes me
want it less, mate.
287
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,915
Ah, suit yourself.
288
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,286
I do really need to get rid of it, though.
289
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,934
- Typical. The garbage men decided
to knock off early.
290
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,848
What happened to municipal spirit?
291
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,716
What happened to the proud
Australian civil servant?
292
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:47,273
- SPIDER: Uh... Koala Man?
- What happened to...
293
00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:49,897
What happened to all the rubbish?
294
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:54,975
My god.
295
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,779
Bloody hell!
296
00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:00,318
I didn't know you could
dump dead bodies here.
297
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:07,081
These poor, innocent garbos.
298
00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:09,369
Ugh...
299
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:12,543
Evil has been set loose.
300
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:15,713
- Who did this to you,
Wizened Garbage Man?
301
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,512
The Tall Poppy.
302
00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:20,216
- Ah, yeah?
Some cunt thinking he's better than us?
303
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:22,337
I knew it! Probably from Adelaide.
304
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,514
No, you dickheads!
305
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,933
The real Tall Poppy!
306
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:30,102
A creature of flowers and thorns
307
00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:33,522
pulled from under the ice of Antarctica...
308
00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:37,032
and hidden here where it could
eat rubbish in peace.
309
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,815
- All right, grab those copper pipes,
we'll take 'em down to Cashie's.
310
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,780
[creature snarling]
311
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,530
Oi... who's there?!
312
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:46,202
Reveal ya self... fuckwit!
313
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,831
[snarling]
314
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,998
Give me rubbish!
315
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:53,497
Why should we, you flower fuck?
316
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:55,496
Aw, come on, man.
317
00:13:55,502 --> 00:14:00,262
Someone took all the top-notch rubbish,
and I've gotta get my garb on.
318
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:01,877
You've got a problem, mate.
319
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:04,934
- Yeah, my problem is you won't
give me my fuckin' shit!
320
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,718
[snarling]
321
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:12,899
Mmm! The people here are rubbish too!
322
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,896
Aw, yeah.
323
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,360
That's the good shit right there.
324
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:26,492
- We made the phrase "Tall Poppy"
synonymous with evil,
325
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,371
something to destroy, so...
326
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,788
[groans] ...that if the real creature
ever escaped,
327
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,458
we Australians would know what to do.
328
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:38,748
And now it has been unleashed
because the bins didn't go out.
329
00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:40,424
Okay, yeah, pretty straightforward.
330
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:44,432
Stop the Tall Poppy or we're all doomed!
331
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,886
Ughhhh...
332
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:48,176
Spider, we have to get back quick!
333
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,020
The old man said
that thing loves to eat rubbish,
334
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,675
and my house is covered in it!
335
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:52,853
[gunshot]
336
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,435
Spider? What did you do that for?
337
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,357
- In case he turned.
I didn't know if this was zombie rules.
338
00:14:58,357 --> 00:14:59,687
Can't be too careful.
339
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,651
- Jesus Christ, Spi--
That was a human being.
340
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,072
Just get in the car, mate, let's go.
341
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,033
[sighs]
342
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,161
I've done it. I've fixed everything.
343
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,948
Lawnmowers, a Sega Saturn,
a Barcelona chair.
344
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,753
They're all perfect again.
345
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,456
Oh, but there must be
something else to fix!
346
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:18,167
Perhaps... my life?
347
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,378
Uh-oh. Oh, no.
348
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,509
No, I'm starting to have
thoughts I don't want.
349
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:25,466
Oh, here they come.
Why did I settle down?
350
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,177
Is this it? Aaah!
351
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:30,394
Let me see...
352
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:34,389
No, no, no! It looks way too planned.
It has to look candid, Liam.
353
00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:36,693
McKayla and Rosie
will see through this in a second!
354
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:39,147
Or we could, I don't know...
355
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,527
paint a Mechanized Duelist who specializes
in fighting oversized creatures!
356
00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,896
All he needs is a good dry brush
and he can go into battle.
357
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,913
- [scoffs] Forget it!
I'm gonna take the picture myself.
358
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:50,695
- All right. But this could've been
the soldier that ended the Kthtquian war.
359
00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:53,661
- ♪ ominous music playing ♪
[feet pounding]
360
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:56,578
[roaring]
361
00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:59,632
- What the hell are you?
Get out of our yard!
362
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:05,046
- [snarls] I'm gonna eat your rubbish,
and then I'm gonna eat you too.
363
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,508
'Cause you're rubbish as well.
364
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:08,969
And then I'm...
365
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,349
gonna get help.
I swear to god, this is the last time.
366
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,266
I know I'm addicted. I know, I'm aware.
367
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,015
Please don't judge me. [roars]
368
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,270
[screaming] Uch, gross!
369
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:20,189
- Alison!
- Hey! Tall Poppy!
370
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:21,479
Who the fuck are you?
371
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:25,361
- They call me Koala Man,
and Dapto is my town.
372
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,280
Release the girl, Tall Poppy.
373
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,159
This is not on!
374
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:32,026
Oh, but it is on, Koala Man!
375
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,954
By that I mean the battle
we are about to have!
376
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,253
♪ epic music playing ♪
377
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:43,801
- Ah, this town
is so full of walking trash!
378
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,165
Why would I ever go back to my hole?
379
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,183
This is my town now!
380
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,755
- Never!
- [snarling] Yaaa!
381
00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:52,721
[screams]
382
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,675
[electric guitar scratching]
383
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,442
♪ Koala Man, hero for all ♪
384
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,555
♪ Daptonians ♪
385
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,482
- Oi, Koala Man!
Sick theme song!
386
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:04,862
♪ Koala Man, fighter of crime ♪
387
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,238
♪ Defender of the way ♪
388
00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:08,145
- If only there were
something we could do!
389
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,703
Wait! The Mechanized Duelist!
390
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,367
They specialize in fighting
oversized creatures.
391
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,327
Mum, do you think
you could fix up some of this stuff
392
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:20,751
if I told you what it should look like?
393
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,629
I can fix anything.
394
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:24,586
[roaring]
395
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,666
[Koala Man groaning]
396
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,046
- Stop moving!
You're messing up my perfect selfie!
397
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,981
[Tall Poppy chuckles]
398
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,425
[roars]
399
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,904
Hey, you! Mr. Scary Monster!
400
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:45,065
Looks like my miniature skills
are about to pay off, Alison.
401
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,190
Uh, Mum.
Something's wrong with the engine.
402
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:51,664
- Engine? Liam, I'm not a mechanic.
This thing can't move.
403
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,735
Ah. Then this was a bad plan.
404
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,530
Liam, you're a fucking idiot!
405
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:56,664
That's okay, son!
406
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,620
Trying is the first step
toward succeeding!
407
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,247
Look, you seem like a good bloke,
408
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,959
but I just really need to eat
all this yummy trash.
409
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,670
It's just... it's just too delicious.
410
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:09,010
You forgot one thing, Tall Poppy.
411
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:12,006
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
412
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:14,009
- Uh, yeah,
that's why I'm eating it, cunt.
413
00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:15,471
Eat this!
414
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,640
[roaring]
415
00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:22,807
Oww! Who bloody put that there?!
416
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,941
[thuds]
[Tall Poppy groans]
417
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,768
[liquid burbling]
418
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:35,243
Oh, we're alive, dickhead!
419
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,160
Yeah, and we smell so good!
420
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,450
[sniffs] Oh!
421
00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:45,041
- Liam, thank Christ
for your dumb, stupid toys!
422
00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:47,672
That's all I ever wanted to hear, Dad.
423
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:51,669
[Tall Poppy snarling]
424
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:59,313
- Guess I just saw a flower monster
die in front of me... vibe.
425
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:03,726
[neighbors shouting, jeering]
426
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:06,897
It's time, fellow Daptonians!
427
00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:08,517
Kill the beast!
428
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:13,244
- I'm sorry.
I only wanted to clean up the town.
429
00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:14,737
[crowd jeering]
[Tall Poppy weeping]
430
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,068
Wait!
431
00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:18,783
Look, I know you all want
to kill this flower,
432
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:21,954
but don't you see that
by chopping down the Tall Poppy,
433
00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:25,214
we're really chopping down ourselves?
434
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,997
He just wanted to clean up Dapto.
Just like me.
435
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:31,261
And, yes, maybe he went
on a murderous rampage,
436
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:34,005
but sometimes you can't help
but be what you are.
437
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,717
He's a Tall Poppy.
438
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,467
I'm a superhero.
439
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,599
And we're all in this together.
440
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,096
[sniffles] Fuck...
441
00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:42,558
That was fuckin' awesome.
442
00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:44,938
That was like
a scene from a movie or some shit.
443
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,475
What, you think you're better than us
444
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,518
just 'cause you're trying
to teach us a lesson?
445
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:50,112
- Oh, la-di-dah!
446
00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:51,817
Fuck off, Koala Man!
447
00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:53,527
You're not better than me!
448
00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:55,987
- You know what?
I've got an idea!
449
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:57,908
Let's spare the Tall Poppy!
450
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:01,576
I mean, he's just a bloke trying to get
on in this world, for heaven's sake!
451
00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:02,997
- [cheering]
- Are you serious?
452
00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:04,825
I just said exactly what he just said.
453
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:08,080
CROWD: Big Greg is nice!
Big Greg is nice!
454
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:12,303
- Send him to the shithole where we send
all our cleaned-up junkies: Hollywood!
455
00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:15,046
[cheering]
TALL POPPY: Yay! Thank you.
456
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:18,586
- So? Did you see the picture I posted?
Pretty aloof, right?
457
00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:22,724
- Um, sweetie, I hate to say it, but it
looked like you were trying too hard.
458
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:23,813
- What?!
- Yeah.
459
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,427
And I guess someone
posted it on a cringe page
460
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,814
and now you're
kind of famous for being cringe?
461
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:30,691
But I'll tell Rosie you said hiiii.
462
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,819
- Well played,
McKayla Taylor Mercedes, well played.
463
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:36,357
But I will become
the most powerful girl in school.
464
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:39,951
And you're going to find out
exactly how far I'll go to do it.
465
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,446
You saved Dapto, Kevin.
466
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:47,163
Even if I find this Koala Man stuff odd--
467
00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:49,294
infuriating, really--
468
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:52,251
maybe the lesson is
you shouldn't try to fix broken things.
469
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:56,592
Just, you know, bury them till they
surface as a problem too big to ignore.
470
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,927
What I'm trying to say is...
I'm proud of you.
471
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:02,887
- Yes, well, I wish I could
compliment you back, Vicky.
472
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:05,428
But you did illegally tamper
with our neighbors' rubbish,
473
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,272
and I really should report it.
474
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,648
[sighs] Let's go home, Kevin.
475
00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:13,396
- Yeah, I'm catching
a flight tonight to Portland.
476
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:15,068
I just need to get away.
[doorbell rings]
477
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:17,067
Hold on, there's someone at the door.
478
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:21,199
- I couldn't let you leave...
without saying goodbye.
479
00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:22,948
Because I'm dying.
480
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,867
He's a pretty good actor, actually.
481
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:28,999
I'm happy for him. I heard
he kicked the rubbish addiction too.
482
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,867
- I can't believe he was only
in Hollywood for a few days
483
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,634
and he's already starring
with Alexandra Daddario
484
00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:34,456
in a $1.5 million A24 movie.
485
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,591
Ah... the dream.
486
00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:39,048
MASK:
Kevin, what are you doing?
487
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:42,179
Whoever compromised the bins
is still out there!
488
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,347
Hush, koala thoughts.
489
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,635
I'm having date night with my best gal.
490
00:21:45,639 --> 00:21:48,179
Though I still swear
I took those bins out...
491
00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:50,103
- What's that, Kevin?
- Nothing, darling!
492
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:52,732
Shall we cuddle... in bed?
493
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,439
Oh, Kevin!
494
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:56,229
Mwah!
495
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,107
Everything is going according to plan.
496
00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:03,493
Of course you took the bins out, Kevin.
497
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,660
But I brought them back up
so it looked like you never did.
498
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:09,330
First, I'll take your sanity.
499
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:12,919
Then I'll take everything
from you, Koala Man!
500
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:16,546
The Kookaburra will have the last laugh!
501
00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:20,335
[hysterical laughter]
502
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,590
I'm the Kookaburra!
503
00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:24,303
♪ Koala Man ♪
504
00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:25,603
♪ Hero for all ♪
505
00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:29,016
♪ The Daptonians ♪
506
00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:30,596
♪ Koala Man ♪
507
00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:31,941
♪ Fighter of crime ♪
508
00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:35,185
♪ And defender of the way ♪
509
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:38,279
♪ Koala Man ♪
510
00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:40,935
♪ He'll take a stand ♪
511
00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:44,204
♪ He'll rid the lands ♪
512
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:47,618
♪ Of evil plans ♪
513
00:22:47,618 --> 00:22:49,538
♪ Yeah-eah-eah! ♪
514
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,920
♪ fanfare playing ♪
515
00:23:01,970 --> 00:23:06,520
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