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- Sarah, we're so happy to have you back.

So the trip was a success?

- Oh, yeah, the Sacramento Children's Theatre

did a wonderful job of putting up "Unsung Sheroes,"

and I didn't kill my parents while I was staying with them.

- Bravo to that. - Here, here.

- Mm-hmm. - [clears throat]

- So what did I miss? What's new with you guys?

- Well, I'm actually starting my new novel.

It's a bit of a departure. Let me ask you something.

In a futuristic society where everyone's assigned a number,

what happens when you're assigned a letter?

W is about to find out.

- Just to clarify, we're not in it, right?

- This is not about us? - No, no.

It's an allegory for the refugee crisis...

- I don't need to know. - More than I need to hear.

Okay.

- Something fun "gong on" with me.

- So, Marina, how is the design business?

Pretty good.

I have two new projects with a new contractor,

and no, he is not hot.

- Yeah, total uggo. It rocks.

- Well, um, today we have our first IVF appointment.

- Oh, whoa. - Yes.

So after all of those month and months

of planning and saving...

- And now that we are super flush with all of that

- children's theatre money... - Mm-hmm.

- It's happening! - [squeals]

- Wow, that's such exciting news.

Gong-gratulations.

Okay, fine.

Connor, what's up with the fancy gong?

- It was a gift from my financial advisor

to motivate my rise back to the top.

- And how many millions has this magic gong brought you?

I haven't even hit it yet.

I wanted the first one to be for all of us.

- Both: Aww. - That's actually sweet.

- So here's to Marina's new job,

Tom's new book,

Sarah and Denise's first IVF appointment,

and, most importantly,

my re-crushing of the business world.

[gong rings]

[building rumbling] [all scream]

- Earthquake! - Kids, under the table now.

[babies crying] Everybody, stay calm!

Earthquake! Earthquake!

- You two, under the table. - Okay, okay.

Drop, cover, and hold on.

Protect your head and your neck,

and do not attempt to exit the building.

- Honey. - Earthquake! Earthquake!

[rumbling]

- [gong crashes] - [groans] I got gonged!

[electricity buzzes]

[car alarms blaring]

I didn't cause that, right?

? Hey, hey, hey, hey ?

Kids are fine.

They're already back on their phones.

I told them to save their batteries, but they ignored me.

So yeah, totally back to normal.

- I think I'm probably fine too.

- No, Sarah, take it easy. - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Nope. I'm not fine. I'm not fine.

- Okay, maybe we should postpone

our doctor's appointment.

- No. Dr. Patel is so in demand.

We'll never get another appointment.

- It's fine. I can just text them and reschedule.

Yeah, don't be a hero.

- Okay, everyone. Back up. Give me some space.

Let's get you bandaged up, little lady.

- Whoa, what's with the hat and the vest and everything?

- Oh, it's part of my emergency go bag.

We've got a first aid kit, hand crank radio,

water, flashlight, inflatable tent,

inflatable hammock, inflatable vest, jerky...

- You had all that in your trunk?

All right, it's swelling,

but the cut's not too deep.

I'm gonna clean it,

I'm gonna apply some antibiotic fluid,

and then I'm gonna wrap your foot up

and continue icing it.

Tom, why don't you sit down

and start cutting some pieces of adhesive?

You got it.

Okay. [laughs]

That's a lot of blood. Ooh, that's a lot of blood.

That's... it's a lot of blood.

- Okay, okay. This is not helpful.

- It's a lot of blood. - Honey, honey, why don't you

go and get Sarah a glass of water?

- Yeah, I'ma get a glass of water for me too.

- Yeah. - Whoo.

[chuckles] The room is kind of moving.

Is that one of the aftershocks?

Man.

Gong almost hit me in the head.

I could've died.

- Yeah, and it did land on my foot.

- Right, no, of course, I get that,

but on the way to your foot, it came so close to my head.

You know, I could feel the air there like... like, moved.

- Oh, you're the real victim here.

- Obviously, Marina, there's multiple victims.

Sarah, imagine what happened to your foot happening to my head.

Oh, believe me, I am.

- This whole thing is really making me think.

Is it, though?

- In through the nose. - [inhales]

- Out through the mouth. - [exhales]

Where did you get this go bag,

and how'd you know how to deal with Sarah's foot?

- Oh, um, I took an emergency prep class a few months ago.

You were deep into your book publicity

and I didn't want to bother you with it.

- Oh, I'm glad you did. Why now?

- Well, remember our sex fire? - Vividly.

- Well, in that moment with the flames going up the curtains

and you screaming, "Fire!" and then pouring

cranberry juice on it and then tripping on your pants...

- No, I-I said I remembered it.

- Well, I wanted us to be prepared

if there was a next time.

- Wait, so you took a course 'cause you didn't trust

I would know how to come through in an emergency?

- No. Honey, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Everyone plays an important role in a crisis.

Your role is to... [breathing raggedly]

Like, call attention to the problem

while others deal with it.

It's a super important role.

All right, I'm gonna do a second head count

at 1400 hours!

[sighs]

- What? - Nothing.

[sighs]

- I'm not playing this game. - It's just this house.

It's got every cool gadget you can think of,

but with the power off, it's useless.

- I guess you're going to have to hand sort your coins.

- I mean, what if I had died today?

Would this be my legacy?

Just a freaking sweet house filled with useless stuff?

I was so excited to bang that gong,

add a few extra zeroes to my bank account,

but for what?

- These are important questions.

You know what I think you should do?

Huh?

Make yourself useful.

- Oh, I see where you're going with this.

Where I'm going with what?

- Instead of focusing on myself,

I should be of service to others.

- Mm. - Huh.

Helping people.

That's good.

[upbeat music playing]

[music winds down]

- [groans] Oh, my...

Hey, is yours working?

Mine just died.

- Mine's been dead for 20 minutes.

- [cat meows] - [laughs]

[laughter]

Hey, Camila, how's it going?

Fine.

- I feel like you're cool enough

to start watching "Boom Boom Dojo" with me.

- What? - Or we could watch

"Pastry Chef Junior" because there's, like, cakes and stuff.

- Or we could FaceTime my friend Xander.

He's got a cute younger brother.

All that sounds good.

What's it worth to you?

You got any money?

- We can't out-bribe Gretchen.

Oh, thank you, Lupe.

How are you feeling?

- [sighs] You know,

actually, a bit relieved.

I thought I was ready to start IVF,

but for so long, the actual doing it

was so far in the future,

and now that the actual day has arrived,

it's like... [gasps]

Oh, my God, I mean, what if it doesn't work?

Denise would be devastated. I would be devastated.

Oh, God, it's getting me emotional

just talking about it.

- I was just asking about your foot.

- Oh, my foot. [chuckles]

Right. Um, it hurts.

Mm.

- You know, wait. Lupe, sorry.

If we could just... We could just forget about

all that other stuff. I mean, what even was that?

That was... it was just my hurt foot talking.

- I'm really not that invested. - Okay.

What are you doing?

- Uh, taking inventory of our food supply.

It's a thing you do in a crisis.

- Another thing you do is keep the fridge door shut

when the power is off.

And also, you could just see through the glass.

- Can't tell if the milk's expired through glass.

[chuckles] What are you doing?

- Oh, after the earthquake, I checked the gas line.

Right. Right.

- To make sure the shutoff valve tripped.

- Pfft. Thinking the same thing.

- And what was the result? - I smelt gas,

so I'm just making sure there isn't a leak.

- Beat me to it. [chuckles]

So look, now that I, uh,

took care of the food supply issue,

- do you need help with anything? - Sure.

- Could you fill the bathtubs? - Yes. On it.

Fill them with...

- Water. - Bubble baths.

Keep the kids calm. Smart.

- No, so that we have water if the water is shut off.

Right. Water for survival.

Not bub-tubs.

Obviously, I'm upset

that we're missing our first IVF appointment.

I've been thinking about this for so long.

- Yup. - And I want to do it.

I really do. It's just,

now that we're at the day, I'm thinking,

what if it works and Sarah actually gets pregnant

and it's hard for her and she hates it

and the only reason she's putting herself through this

is because I couldn't do it myself?

- You need to talk to your wife.

- [groans] If only it was that easy, Lupe.

I don't want Sarah to all of a sudden think

that I'm ungrateful or something.

[rumbling]

Did you feel that? A little aftershock?

- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!

It's shaking me down the stairs.

- I... I think it's done.

Mommy, it's getting cold.

Yeah, the heat's off.

Um, maybe ask Gretchen to borrow one of her sweatshirts.

- You cold? You say you're getting cold?

- What if I built you a fire? - That'd be cool.

- Yeah... or well, not cool.

Hot 'cause of the fire that I'm gonna build you.

- One fire coming up. - Wait, wait, wait.

What? Where? How? Basically, all the questions.

- Well, Connor's got a portable,

um... what do you call those things?

You know what I mean? You light a...

- Like a portable firepit? - Yeah.

I'll just set it up in the courtyard, you know,

it's open air, and then I'll just get in there and...

do my thing.

- Well, if we're gonna have a fire,

maybe I should make it.

- Why do you get to... Oh, 'cause...

[chuckles] It's my fire, so I'ma make it.

- Tom, fires are not that easy to make.

- You know, I might not have a green jacket,

like, a cute matching helmet, but I can do stuff.

- Okay, go. Make a fire, Tom.

Thanks. I will.

So one fire coming up. Give me one minute.

Or actually, maybe a couple minutes.

Make it a half hour. I'll call you when I'm done.

- Lupe, do we have a fire extinguisher...

Well, the swelling stopped, so it looks like you might

be able to go to your appointment after all.

- Yay. - Amazing.

I will just text them

and let them know we're back on.

- Mm-hmm. - Wait a sec.

With the power out, the gate won't open.

You can't even get your car out.

You can't even get out to get an Uber

because none of the gates will open.

Everything's connected in my stupid smart house.

- Oh, shoot. - Darn it.

Lupe was right.

I mean, making money just for the sake of making money?

It should be about helping people.

- Okay. - And right now, the two people

who need help are a couple of lesbians

who want to have a baby,

and one of them's got a wounded foot from a gong

that almost took her brother's head off.

- What are you... what?

Shh.

I'm opening that gate for you.

- Great. - Wow.

Yeah.

- And how are you planning on doing that?

- I'm gonna outsmart the smart house.

[grunting]

Why doesn't this city have some kind of

earthquake warning system?

Connor, don't hurt yourself.

- I mean, like, what are we even paying taxes for?

It's almost enough to make you want to vote.

Maybe hurt yourself a little.

It's okay if you can't get the gate open.

Sarah and I, we'll just get a different appointment.

It's just so frustrating,

and the stupid manual override is rusted shut.

Stupid fog.

I'm making a fire.

- We have sweaters and stuff inside if...

- I'm making a fire to keep us all alive.

- Seriously, don't break it for us.

It's not just for you.

- Ever since I was nearly decapitated

by an ancient Chinese symbol of wealth,

I've been trying to think, how can I be of, like, service?

- Service? - Yeah.

What if I think bigger, you know?

Maybe I set up a bunch of scholarships

or reinvest my money into climate activism.

Or maybe I do a raffle

where I send one sick kid a year down to the bottom of the sea

in their own personal submarine.

- Probably one of the first two things.

Whatever I do, it starts now.

The journey of 1,000 miles begins with a single step.

- Was that on the box your gong came in?

Hell yeah, it was.

And right now, my single step

is getting you to that doctor's appointment.

- [grunts] - [gasps]

- [lighter clicking] - Catch fire. Catch fire.

- Maybe try putting the wood in a cone shape.

- Honey, I know what I'm doing. Thank you.

- Okay, so then you know that you should use tinder

to get the kindling started.

- I wrote about this in "Jeremiah's Plan," remember?

When the inmates use their prison cigarettes

to light a fire to distract the guards,

so Jeremiah could smuggle

Hickory Bob out in a laundry cart?

- [chuckles] - Yes, my favourite part.

- Wait. Something's happening here.

[blowing]

Oh, it's catching fire.

Fire, baby! [laughs]

Uh-oh. No, no, no, no, no. No, come on.

[blows] What's going on here?

Come on.

[blowing rapidly]

- Don't blow like that. You're gonna hyperventilate.

- I'm not gonna hyperventilate. [blowing]

[coughs] I'm just gonna lie down.

[fire crackling]

Oh, I made that?

Oh, you made that.

Team effort?

- Sorry. I guess I was kind of acting like a jerk.

No.

- Yeah. - Okay.

I just wanted to be the protector,

but don't worry, message received.

- I'm not trying to send a message.

I'm just doing what needs to be done.

- Yeah. Exactly. 'Cause I'm totally useless.

Just promise me when the apocalypse comes,

you won't eat me first.

Tom, come on.

Not much meat on those bones anyway.

[chuckles]

- Although, soup... - [laughs]

- So we can all agree, we're gonna watch

a supercut of animals riding other animals.

Yes, just play it.

- [voice shaking] I need it.

Where's my tablet?

[bright music playing] [all screaming]

- Hurry, hurry, hurry! - Go, go, go!

It only has 1% left.

- Let's watch as long as we can.

- Do you suffer from acid reflux?

Skip it! Skip it!

[groans]

Literally the worst day of my life.

Here I am, trying to be a...

positive force in the world, serve my community.

I can't even help you guys escape my stupid property.

[sighs]

Maybe I'm not the saviour we all thought.

Did we use the word saviour?

- We were definitely all thinking it.

- Mm-hmm. - Damn.

- Mm, sorry we weren't able to make our appointment.

- Oh, me too. - Yeah.

- [groans] - Yeah.

Yeah.

Yup.

- It's a bummer. - Such a bummer.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Just say it! Both of you!

Say what you need to say to each other.

But wait until I leave.

I don't want to get dragged into it.

[both scoff]

- What was that? - Who knows?

[both laugh]

- That was just, um... - Weird.

- Okay, don't be upset, but I was really freaking out

- about our doctor's appointment. - Oh, me too.

I was like, "Oh, my God, it's really happening."

And also, oh, my God.

I mean, there are no guarantees with IVF,

and if it didn't work, you'd be so disappointed.

- Well, I was worried you were gonna hate being pregnant

and start resenting me because

I wanted to do this in the first place.

Oh, Lulu, I love you.

- I love you too. [both chuckle]

- You know, maybe this earthquake

was the universe's way of telling us

that we can just take a little more time.

- Well, I do believe in signs. - Mm-hmm.

[sighs] I'm really glad that we got all this out in the open.

- Me too. - Yeah.

- Thank you, Lupe! - Thank you, Lupe!

I'm not here.

- [softly] She loves us. - Yeah.

- Is this what nights were like when you were kids?

How old do you think we are?

- It's getting late. When's the power coming back?

- Soon, kiddo. - You keep saying that.

- Camila, have I ever told you about the Keeper of the Flame?

- Who? - You don't know about Reena?

The Keeper of the Flame?

Well, we all want the power to come back on,

but thousands and thousands of years ago,

even before Aunt Denise was born...

Wow.

- It was fire that people wanted.

'Cause fire gave them warmth, it gave them light,

but the gods could see how much people loved their fire,

and they grew jealous.

So one day, there was a great trembling of the earth

and the gods stole the fire

and left the people cold and hungry in the dark.

For no one was brave enough to go fight for it...

No one, that is, except for the mighty Reena.

See, Reena had the skills. She had the confidence.

She had the green pelt,

which was actually quite flattering.

And even though she was scared

and she knew there was no guarantee of success,

she ventured out into the dark.

The first thing she saw was a golden bridge

that served as a gate between her world

and the new world of adventure...

And with that, Reena vanquished the spirit wraith,

thus completing the seventh of her trials.

And she returned home with a spark

to light a new fire

along with the friends that she met along the way.

The Golden Goliath,

the Truth-Telling Teacher, and, of course,

the kindly, misunderstood Bog Hag.

- Who do you think is the Bog Hag?

- You know, I don't know. - Yeah.

And to this day,

whenever anyone sits around a fire,

the spirit of the Keeper of the Flame

lives on.

[uplifting music]

Whoa.

Cool.

I, uh...

I hate to say this, but Tom's story has me thinking.

Sometimes when you want something bad enough,

you just have to do stuff that scares you.

Right.

- Maybe we just have to stop thinking and jump in.

Yeah.

- Let's do it. - Yeah?

- Yeah. - [laughs] Okay.

Hey.

Remember how I told you

everyone plays an important role in a crisis?

In our tribe, you're the storyteller.

Yeah, I guess I am.

- Or maybe weaver of dreams. - Storyteller's good.

- No, yeah. Storyteller's cool. Storyteller's cool.

- [phone buzzes] - Oh, Dr. Patel's office

just texted me and they said, "If we miss our appointment,

we won't be seen for another four months."

- But our appointment's in 28 minutes.

That's it.

Lupe, grab the keys to my most heavily-insured car.

[heroic music]

[car engine turns over]

? ?

We should probably stop this.

- No, please. I really wanna see it.

[engine revving]

? ?

Yeah! I'm doing it!

- The power's back on. - Connor!

[overlapping shouting]

[tires screech]

- Connor! - Dad!

Connor, you okay?

I'm awesome!

- Oh, that was incredible! [laughs]

Camila, never do that.

- Whoo! - Connor, thank you.

We will absolutely help pay for the gate.

I mean, we won't, but thank you.

What a rush.

I wish I could drive my car through other obstacles.

Did he bump his head?

- Yeah, why don't you give me those keys, buddy?

- No, I mean, like, figuratively.

Use my wealth to bust through red tape

and help those less fortunate than me.

Oh, my God, I've got it.

I figured out how to be of service to my fellow man.

It's all so obvious.

Hold on to your butts.

I'm running for mayor.

- Yes! - Whoo!

- Whoo! - Yeah!

Oh.

- Wow, Connor. - Yeah.

- No. - Yeah.

- I don't know if that's a good idea.

- Like, you're not well-equipped... - You know what?

You got an appointment to get to.

Okay. I do.

- This all will be happening when you get back.

Come here, buddy. Yup.

- We're making earthquakes illegal.

- Okay, let's get you to the doctor too.

- And lo, as Reena made her way into battle,

she did so with her new friends

the Golden-Haired Gretchen who was sweet, but ferocious.

[growls]

- Karate Chop Kelvin, thrower of boulders

- and puncher of trees. - Hoo!

- Shamiah the Chanteuse... - [vocalizes]

- Whose beautiful voice laid waste to her enemies.

And of course, right by her side,

the Mighty 'Mila who would never let

her fear of the dark get in her way.

Reena knew that with this new team,

there was nothing that she could not do.

[clears throat]

- Uh, not to mention Lupe, the leader of the tribe

who laid down the law and ruled all that she saw.

And she could fly.

- Uh, yeah, well, there's not really a supernatural component

to this sto... but yeah, no, she could fly.

She could... she could fly.

She was a little bit scary, but that only helped

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