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- [softly] Get it together.

You're just a grown woman who had a dream

about her coworker.

Oh, there you are.

How does this look?

Great.

Platonic.

- What? - Huh?

- I'm talking about the spackle.

"Platonic" is a design term.

You okay?

I am.

- Marina. - Mm-hmm?

If we're gonna be a team,

we have to be straight with each other.

- [sighs] - What's going on?

Fine.

[laughing] I can't believe I'm gonna tell you this.

- Oh, you don't like the sconces we picked.

- No, no, no, no. I am just feeling

a little awkward because I had a dream about you.

- Like a... - Like a, um,

like a... an adult dream.

- Oh. - Yup.

- Oh, wow. - But it obviously

doesn't mean anything, so let's just pretend it never happened,

- okay? - Well, I don't think we can.

- What, uh, wha... what?

- I mean, because, I mean, you know.

I mean, sometimes...

[sultry music] Dreams say things that

we wish we could say in real life.

? ?

[gasps] Mm.

- [moans] - Morning.

You must've been enjoyin' yourself.

What?

No. What?

- Oh, you were smiling in your sleep.

- What were you dreaming about? - Nothing.

- An otter. - Oh, lucky.

I love otters.

? Hey, hey, hey, hey ?

- So you told Tom that you were dreaming about otters?

- Yeah, I know. I feel terrible,

but I couldn't tell him the truth...

That I've had multiple sex dreams about Santiago.

I mean, he's not even my type.

- Smouldering, jaw cut from marble.

- Denise. - Look,

I have random sex dreams all the time,

sometimes when I'm napping.

- I call them "quickies." - Okay, yeah,

but you don't tell Sarah.

- Oh, of course I do. That's the best part.

Sarah and I have zero secrets.

Look, this is what she just texted me.

- "Hi, Lulu, havin' a medium-flow day.

"Which Haim sister do you think is best at kissing?

- I say Danielle." Oh, my God. - See?

- Those thoughts aren't even related.

- Marina, keeping this to yourself

is obviously stressing you out.

Maybe you and Tom should be more open with each other.

- Mmm...

Yeah, no, that's not for us.

I once told Tom he had slight calves,

and he hasn't worn shorts since.

Hm.

- I guess I was a little freaked out

about her relationship with Santiago,

but I had a good talk with Marina.

And then I just did what Mom always says:

"Put my feelings in a feelings jar because"...

both: "Nothing can hurt you if it's sealed in a jar."

- Mm-kay, enough Tom Talk.

Let's head over to Connor Corner.

- Hit me. - So Nikki,

the girl from the grocery store,

has agreed to go on a real date with me.

- Whoa, even after your elaborate lie about being poor?

- Yeah, I have some ground to make up,

but everything's out there this time.

No surprises, just gonna take her

on a nice, regular, low-key date.

- Okay, I pulled a few options for tonight.

What colour story are we feeling?

- I'm sorry. This is low-key?

- You should've seen the other racks.

- Racks? - Okay, let's talk sock-tions.

Fine, Tom. "Sock options." Like we have all day.

- I didn't say anything. - Mm.

Let's do the striped microfibre.

That's the right answer.

Now about belts, I was thinking since this...

- Guys, aren't we overdoing it a little bit?

- Both: Tom. - You're wearing

a freakin' hoodie.

Sorry.

? Stand out, I stand out ?

? Give it to you... ? [engine revs]

? Got my swagger from my daddy ?

- Hey. - Hey.

You look incredible.

You do as well. Nice sweater.

Thank you. It's damp shale.

Can you believe my brother thought this was grey?

- Ew, I hate him already. Hey, where we going?

- How do you feel about small plates?

- Eh. - Okay.

Guess we're getting the largest plates in town.

[laughs]

- Siri, cancel my reservation at Itty Bitties.

Wait, sorry if I missed this,

but why am I picking you up in an empty parking lot?

- Oh, it's right by the vet's office.

- You wore that to work? - I had to deworm

some Italian greyhounds,

and they're a bunch of judgy bitches, so...

[light chill music]

- Kelvin, get in here right now!

- What's up? - Oh, not much.

Your school posted report cards today.

Have anything to say for yourself?

I thought I did okay.

Well, you didn't.

You did amazing!

Straight A's?

- [laughing] Mom with the fakeout.

This deserves a reward.

How 'bout that toy you keep talking about?

- The limited edition "Boom Boom Dojo"

JollyBot collectible figurine?

Yes.

- That. - That's okay.

I can buy it myself.

The landlord's been paying me

to scrape gum off the mailboxes.

- Are you sure? This is a big deal.

I wanna do something special for you.

- Thanks, but I know you've been saving for the baby.

Don't worry about me.

? ?

[door closes]

Hey. Sorry I'm so late.

There was a new guy who didn't know you don't like green stuff

- on your pizza. - We're in here!

[rummaging]

- Wait, are the boys not asleep yet?

Well, the twins are in bed,

unless you're talking 'bout these boys.

Oh, hey, Marina.

- Wha... what's happening?

- Well, this guy came by to drop off an invoice for you.

- Yeah, and I found this guy about

to build the Motorised Lighthouse

with rocky outcrop and tall ship.

It's such a sweet build.

- Bought it for Camila, kept it for Tommy.

You never told me Santiago was a fellow blockhead.

Well, I like to build things.

- What can I say? - [laughs]

Oh, that's so amazing.

- He's so funny. He's so funny. - Yeah, I know. I know.

I told you.

And so... so unexpected, Santiago hanging out here.

It's like a dream come true.

[softly] Not a dream, not a dream.

- Oh, can Santiago stay for pizza?

- Oh, I don't know. - Please?

- Actually, it's getting kind of late.

- Aw, man. This sucks. - You know what?

No big deal, Tom-a-hawk, as long as you promise me

that you will not build the Captain's Cabin without me.

You have my word, Skipper.

- All right, and I guess I will see you tomorrow, okay?

Oh, and get a good night's sleep

because it's a big spackle day.

- Tom�s. - [laughs]

[clears throat]

- I don't understand. - Oh, he's the skipper

- 'cause I'm the captain. - No, you two.

I feel like a few days ago you felt threatened by Santiago.

- Yeah, but weren't you the one who told me not to be jealous?

Plus, you were right. He's a great guy.

I don't wanna jinx anything yet, but...

I think he might be my new best friend.

- Best friend? - Yeah, you're right.

It's too early for labels.

- So he's gonna be over all the time playing LEGOs?

No, no, no, no, no.

We're also gonna watch all the Bond movies.

He's a Brosnan guy too.

- Did you leave room for dessert

'cause I know a great gelato place.

- Oh, you know what? I should probably

be getting back home.

Oh, okay.

But maybe on our next date.

- Oh, so there's gonna be a next date?

- You can just drop me off right up here.

- At the parking lot where I picked you up?

Didn't you say it was by your work?

- Yeah, but it's also near my place.

- Oh, I mean, I could just drive you all the way.

- Oh, that... really, that's so kind.

It's okay, but you... Just right up here.

Kay.

Thanks for helping.

These JollyBots are sold out everywhere.

Yeah, no prob.

I love acquiring stuff that's valuable

for no apparent reason.

Also, my date ended early.

- Oh, it didn't go well? - No, that's the weird thing.

It did, but she had me pick her up and drop her off

in an empty parking lot.

- Do you think she turns into a car at night?

I wish. That'd be sick.

Why doesn't she want me to see her place?

- Probably because her place will never compare to yours.

- Mm. - Your mansion,

your fancy car, your whole vibe.

I mean, the restaurant was pretty nice.

The plates were just enormous.

- Well, maybe for your next date,

you take her to a place where money's not a thing.

Yeah, like bowling,

or wherever you and Sarah go.

- Uh, yeah. There you go. - Ooh, JollyBots.

- It's a limited run though. - Oh, thank goodness.

I have to get one for Kelvin.

With all our money going to the IVF fund

or Shamiah's school, I don't want him to feel left out.

- Well, you might have to get there early and wait in line.

Like how early?

- Like now. - I have to camp out?

This is what your rich collector friends do?

- [laughs] No. Come on, Denise.

- We have line guys. - Of course.

- I'd let you borrow mine, but he's in London

gettin' me a pen.

- [laughs] [notification chimes]

Santiago's so funny.

He just renamed our text thread

"New Kids on the Blocks."

- Can we not talk about Santiago?

Okay.

- Is everything all right? - Yeah.

Totally fine. Why?

- Because it sounds like you have some kind of problem

with Santi.

No, I...

[sighs] I do.

The problem is...

he steals.

- What? - From our client.

A lamp, a mid-century credenza, a birdbath probably.

- Marina, this is serious. - Mm-hmm.

- You can't work with him anymore.

What did you tell your clients?

- Oh, I haven't... I haven't told...

I don't think I need...

- I'm gonna call the cops right now.

Oh, my God, I gotta count the blocks.

- No... okay, Tom, wait! He doesn't steal.

I just... I didn't wanna tell you the truth

because I had a dream about him.

- Okay, well, what kind of a... Oh, my God.

- But the dreams, they don't mean anything.

Dreams? Plural?

I felt guilty hiding them

because then that means that they do mean something.

And Denise says that her and Sarah,

they share everything, which...

Which makes their relationship healthier.

- Okay? - I'm sorry. I just...

Keeping it from you was killing me.

- Yeah, well, I don't want you to do that either.

We should be able to say anything to each other,

no matter how hard it is to say

or how hard it is for me to hear.

Oh, thank you.

And you too, you know?

I'm sure you... You keep things from me.

- [laughing] Well, yeah, definitely.

Okay, that was quick.

- Like what? - Like what?

- Like what? Like... - What? No, you said what.

You said definitely.

Oh, um...

I guess there's that, um... [clears throat]

Barista at Morningstar Caf�?

- Ooh, the cute one with the eyeliner?

- Is she cute? I'm not sure I'd describe her...

- She's cute. - Yeah, no, Katie the cute one

- with the high ponytail. - Mm-hmm.

- Sometimes she kind of flirts with me.

- [laughs] Okay, come on.

I mean, she... she flirts with everyone probably for tips.

- Yeah, you're probably right. - Yeah.

- Just on my cup, she draws the O in Tom as a heart.

And one time, she said she liked my pants.

- She liked your pants? Oh, Tom, that's...

- And then she asked me to come see her band that night

and said we should go for a drink after.

I just... you know, I didn't wanna tell you

'cause I didn't want you to be upset.

- You're not upset, are you? - No.

- Oh. - I'm glad you told me.

- Great. [laughs] - Yeah.

Okay.

This is good. Actually, I feel better.

Glad we're being more open with each other.

Yeah, you know.

Denise was right.

- Yeah, and now I don't feel guilty

every time Katie gives me free muffins.

- Free muffins? - Yeah.

- What a... what a nice thing to do.

[upbeat music]

? ?

- So are you a "Boom Boom Dojo" fan?

? Fighting the darkness every day ?

- Excuse me? - It's the theme song.

You know it. ? It's the Boom Boom Dojo way ?

? Courage and wisdom, dinosaur pride! ?

? Your dreams are real if you believe in the stars ?

They probably should have worked harder

on that translation.

- Yeah, I'm just here to buy a JollyBot.

- Oh, well, good thing we're in the front.

I'm Denise, by the way.

Uh, Declan.

Declan, so nice to meet you.

D-team in the house. [laughs]

Do you want a kombucha?

I already drank one. Um, it may have been too much.

Yeah, it was definitely too much.

- Well, if you need to find a bathroom,

I'll, uh, watch your stuff for you.

Really? Oh, my gosh.

That is so helpful.

I can never hold it.

For a tall woman, I have a very stubby urethra.

That's usually information I just tell to my wife.

Thanks.

- Wow, a Snack Wagon. - Yeah.

- Where'd you find this place? - Well, on our last date,

we were in my hood, so I went on Yelp,

looked up casual spots in your hood,

- and this food truck had an A. - Huh.

- Oh, actually I'm looking at it now,

it says... it says "A food truck."

- [bell dings] - Okay.

Here are your sandliches.

Did you just say "sandlich"?

- Yeah, the state says legally I can't call them sandwiches.

But don't worry... they're made with 100% real ground beese.

Thanks.

They looked better in the very small photo I saw

on my phone.

Should we sit?

There's a bus bench by that dog.

[barks]

- You know, he looks like he's savin' it.

How 'bout that curb?

It's got a nice view of the...

- the other curb. - Yeah.

You know, I could put some napkins down

and we can cover whatever that is.

- Ooh, napkins? Yeah, sorry.

The sign said bring your own napkins.

- Standing it is. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. Wow.

You can really smell that beese.

- Oh, my gosh, I am never going back to that store.

They withheld TP until I bought something.

- [laughs] - Ah!

End of the line's back there.

Declan, what?

You said you would save my place.

- No, I said I'd watch your stuff,

and I'm watching it right there.

So you're stealing my spot?

- Once you step out of line, it's not your spot anymore.

- Seriously? If I go to the back

of the line, I'll never get a toy.

Ugh, not my problem.

And a little tip: only rookies hydrate in line.

Seriously?

Is anyone seeing this right now?

Where's your outrage, people?

This is not the "Boom Boom Dojo" way.

- Oh, you went to Morningstar's?

- Did you get muffins? - No, no.

Why don't you... why don't you go watch a movie, okay?

[speaks Spanish]

Hey, you're back.

I thought you went to the grocery store.

Yeah, they were out.

Of groceries?

- Of everything. Yeah, it's super weird.

- Then what's that behind your back?

- What? No. No, I'm just, um,

I'm stretching. I'm really... I'm just really sore.

- Oh, I got it! - Oh, no, no, no.

- I got it. I got it. - Okay.

Oh, you went to Morningstar's? Did you get muffins?

No, they were out too.

There's a supply chain issue.

- This wouldn't happen to be about last night, would it?

And what we talked about with Katie?

No. Sort of.

- Marina. - I just wanted to see

if she made little heart O's for everybody,

so I went in there and I asked for a coffee.

Seeing as my name doesn't have an O in it,

I... I told her that my name was Morona.

Morona?

Morona O'Goose?

- Turns out she can make normal O's just fine.

Okay, so that was it?

- Yep. - You just got your coffee

- and you got out of there? - Yes.

After I told her I was your wife.

- I was afraid of that. - And I told her

to stop complimenting married men's pants.

- That was it, right? - Yes.

- That was the end of it? - Ah, yes. Then I left.

I mean, I go... I was asked to leave.

By Katie?

No.

- The manager. - Oh, crap.

All right, can't write there anymore.

Thanks, now I have to find another coffee shop.

Ooh, yeah.

You really did it this time, O'Goose.

[people chattering]

- Okay, looks like they're starting

- to let people in. - Oh, you're probably not

gonna get one of those.

I heard the manager say there were only 30 this drop.

What? No.

Why are you still in line?

- They also have a glitter Hello Kitty lunch box

that I can turn around on eBay.

- Well, I'm here to buy a gift for my son

who worked really hard to earn it.

Is anyone here for a reason other than to price gouge

a children's toy?

[laughter]

Noob.

Time to fight the darkness.

- [energetic music] - ? Boom Boom Dojo ?

- ? Boom Boom Dojo ? - Oh, no!

Someone's electric unicycle's getting towed.

[bike bell rings]

? ?

- ? Fighting the darkness every day ?

? It's the Boom Boom Dojo way ?

? Courage and wisdom, dinosaur pride! ?

? Your dreams are real if you believe in the stars ?

? Boom Boom Dojo ?

What?

This Sydney Sweeney "White Lotus" JollyBot

just dropped at the Modesto Mall?

? ?

- You might be lyin', but I can't take that risk.

- ? Touch the fire, attack the cold ?

? Take to the skies, race on the road ?

? We can all fly because we know how to fly! ?

- Well, well, well, the final boss.

- That's right, and I'm a pro at standing in line,

so your tricks won't work on me.

- We'll see about that. - I waited in line 6 hours

for these kicks, 13 hours for this hoodie,

and you don't wanna know how long I camped out

for this bucket hat.

You don't stand a chance.

[dramatic music]

? ?

[grunts]

What the hell?

? Boom Boom Dojo ?

Yes! I made it in!

You did this to me!

You all made me like this!

I'm usually very nice.

Wow.

This is nice, huh?

And the dog really relaxed after it humped itself out.

- [snarls, barks] - Maybe not.

Ugh, well, nothing left to do

but to peel back this wet paper and dig in.

Yeah.

So moist. [laughs]

- Down the hatch and into my tummy you go.

Okay, don't eat it. Don't eat it.

- It's bad. It's a bad thing. - Oh, thank God.

[both laugh]

Look, I have to ask,

you like me, right?

Yeah, of course.

- Then why did you take me here?

- Well, I wanted to make it better than the last date,

which I don't think I did.

I liked our last date.

- Me too, but I thought all the fancy stuff

made you uncomfortable, and that's why

you didn't want me to see your place.

Oh, you picked up on that?

- Yeah, so I just... I don't know.

I just took money out of the equation.

- Look, I've made peace with the fact

that you're insanely wealthy.

If you wanna see my place, I'll show you.

Yeah? Okay.

But we can ditch these, right?

- Absolutely. - Okay.

- [barks, growling] - Oh, shoot.

- He smells the beese. - Leave the sandliches.

Leave the sandliches. They're his now.

[growling]

- [door opens] - Hey.

Doin' some work?

- Well, I can't work at Morningstar's, not unless

Katie's band gets a record deal and they hit the road.

Look, I'm sorry.

Turns out I am just as capable

of being jealous as you are.

- Yeah, I mean, maybe I shouldn't have told you

about Katie and the muffins,

which ironically is the name of her band.

- I guess this, uh, "share everything idea"

isn't for us?

- Well, we don't actually want to be Sarah and Denise, do we?

- No, way too much bathroom talk.

- Yeah. - Yeah, and maybe the way

that we show love is by not sharing everything.

Exactly.

You know what this means?

I might be in the market for a new LEGO buddy.

- See, that's one of the things I don't wanna share with you.

- Okay, then I won't share how much you suck at LEGOs.

Both: Okay. [both giggle]

Oh, my God, this is amazing.

These are, like, impossible to find right now.

- Yes. - How'd you get this?

- Well, your old mom still has a few tricks up her sleeve.

I'm really proud of you, Kel.

I know there's been a lot of family stuff going on,

but I just hope you know how important you are.

- Thanks. You're embarrassing me,

but thanks.

You know, there is a new sneaker

that's about to drop.

- Take the win, kid. [door opens]

Your place is nice.

- [laughs] Yeah, I bought a giant Buddha statue,

but, uh, it's backordered.

- So what were you so worried about?

'Sup.

Hey.

So was that like a roommate, or...

- Mm-hmm. - Boyfriend?

That's my son, Mateo.

He's 18.

I had him when I was 18.

I didn't wanna bring you to my place

'cause there's a giant lanky man-boy who lives in it.

- Wow. [laughs]

- Was not expecting that. - [chuckles]

- Ugh, Mom, do we have any leftover spaghetti

or anything not gross?

- You know, it's been an issue in the past.

It's okay.

I have a kid too.

Yeah, but mine shaves.

- Mm. - I usually bring up

the whole "I was a teen mom" thing like the third date.

- Well, it seems like we got that out of the way,

which leaves our third date pretty open.

Aw, come on!

We're out of Lunchables too?

Mom!

- Should we go? - Yes, please.

- But we do need to pick up Lunchables

or he will starve to death.

- Bye, honey! - Okay.

Bye, hon... honey.

Hey, pretty sweet, right?

- The "Titanic," and it's to scale.

A mighty ship.

It would be a shame

if something were to happen to her.

- [both laugh] - You know, I gotta say, Tom,

when we... when we first met,

I kind of felt like you didn't like me.

Yeah, well, about that.

I guess I was kind of jealous.

Just you and Marina were spending so much time together

and your heads all close looking at, like, sconces.

- I hope you know that I would never make a pass at Marina.

- Oh, my God, yeah. I know that now.

I mean, it sounds silly to even say it.

It's so silly.

Oh, you want a coffee?

- Sure. - There you go.

All right, Morningstar.

- Yeah, I wrote your name on it.

You made the O a heart?

Yeah, of course I did.

I like your pants, Tom.

- Okay, those two things seem unrelated.

[sultry music]

Why don't you and I just

build something real together?

But the "Titanic" is real.

It's got the promenade deck and everything.

It's got the lifeboats.

? ?

- Aah! - Morning.

Morning.

You okay?

Yeah, yeah.

Just had, like, a crazy dream.

- What was the dream about? - Otters.

[playful music]

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