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♪ This must be my season ♪
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♪ These bands is cohesive ♪
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To say this semester has
started off with a bang
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would be an understatement.
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When you go from
Zoey's little brother
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to Junior Johnson,
Five Star Gamma Man,
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life just hits different.
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♪ Looking laminated ♪
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Wow. This is
the third time this week.
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How do they keep
getting in here?
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♪ Mm ♪
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♪ Get it, get it, get it, unh ♪
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It's like no matter here I go,
all eyes are on me.
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And to be real,
I ain't mad at it.
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♪ It's feeling like
the weekend ♪
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♪ Tuesday, but it's
feeling like the weekend ♪
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♪ Oh, God, I be
looking for a reason ♪
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Are y'all seeing this?
Wha--
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♪ Oh, my God, it's feeling
like the weekend ♪
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Okay.
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♪ Tuesday, but it's
feeling like the weekend ♪
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But it isn't
just about sex.
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It's also about making
a woman feel special.
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You know,
being fully present.
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Earl is your middle brother,
right?
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He finally opened up that
ice cream shop in Vallejo.
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That's what's up.
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I can't believe you
remember that.
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You are such a good listener,
Junior.
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Well, you know, listening is
the essence of everything --
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[ French accent ]
Excuse me, sir?
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Uh, we're straight, garcon.
Merci.
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Not quite.
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Your card was declined.
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♪♪
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I hope the valet's prepared
for some bad news.
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♪♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ I'm in two time zones,
finding money where I'm at ♪
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♪ I got new pink stones,
find me shining from the back ♪
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♪ Gotta keep to my lone,
'less she wanna make it clap ♪
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♪ If you ask for a loan,
well, I can't do that ♪
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♪ I need more ♪
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Late night, stud?
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Yeah, my man was working on
his stroke game last night
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with Candice.
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She got that
hourglass ass, huh?
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How can an ass
be hourglass?
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Nah, my credit card
got declined,
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and I was so embarrassed,
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I had to Charlie Brown walk
all the way home.
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Yikes, so you're officially
a broke-ass scrub.
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Ever since he turned her down,
you could
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cut the tension between them
with a hot butter knife.
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What year is it
where you grew up, again?
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Zaara: Don't be too hard
on yourself, Junior.
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These things happen.
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I mean, not to me, 'cause I am
financially responsible.
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Oh, here we go.
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Unlike some people...
like you.
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Don't your parents
pay for your stuff?
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I mean, you can't flex
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when you're still suckling on
Mommy and Daddy's teat.
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Okay, first, ew.
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And second, Junior's parents
pay his way, too.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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They -- They pay for
my dorm and my tuition.
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Everything else,
I've saved up from working.
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All I'm saying is
things are a lot harder
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when you have to go to school
and work on the side.
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Yeah, I mean,
that is true.
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I'm blessed to be
on a scholarship,
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but football is pretty much
a full-time job.
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[ Scoffs ]
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You ever try
reading Nietzsche
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and doing chest presses
at the same time?
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I-It's impossible.
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Sure,
blame the dumbbells.
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Yeah, but even when
your parents do support you,
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it comes
with obligations,
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like having to abandon your
dreams of becoming a singer
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just to go into something
more practical
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like
occupational therapy.
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What?
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Was singing even my dream?
I can barely remember.
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I'm just so focused on
this one now, you know?
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Well, I still need to find a way
to bring in some extra bread.
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With your broke ass.
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How does she keep
doing that?
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You know what you could do?
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Jump on the stock market.
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You know, I've heard a lot of
people make money that way.
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Oh, yes,
the good ol' S&P,
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or NASDAQ,
if you're nasty.
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Literally cringe.
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But here, look at this.
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Welcome to"The Stock Drop."
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Thanks to new apps likeRobinhood and Treasure Island,
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which have straight curbedcommission and fees,
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trading has never beenmore Gen Z accessible.
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So you don't have to be a blueblood to get some blue chip.
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In fact, forums likeWallStreetBets and TikTok
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have now become communitiesfor a whole new brand
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of counterculture tradingand shady shorting.
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GameStop, anyone?
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But the main reason to invest,my children, remains the same.
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That money that you plop intoyour bank account
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for safekeeping isactually losing its value
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due to inflation.
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So if you aren't makingyour money work for you
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in the market,what the hell are you doing?
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Okay, wow, it's a bit harsh,
but to the point.
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But I don't know. It still
sounds a little bit risky.
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Hmm. Well, you gotta risk it
if you want the biscuit, champ.
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I know, but I am gonna explore
some different avenues.
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Okay, but if you start
an OnlyFans,
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I legally have to report it,
as your RA.
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Bro, you're just a snitch.
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It's a job.
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Yo, uh, expiration dates
are just suggestions, right?
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Yes, that is a scam to
get you to buy more.
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Okay, cool.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
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Check from Metaverse
just dropped.
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7,500 smackers, man.
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What?
$7,500.
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Do you think
it's a mistake?
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No, bro,
those speakers make bank.
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Yo, that
Tony Robbins dude,
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his teeth are so big because
there's diamonds all in them.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Whoo.
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I'm -- I'm --
I'm working. Okay.
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Listen, man, do you
have any idea
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how any bills I can get
paid off right now?
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Do you?
Water bill -- paid!
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We finna be wet.
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The last three flatscreen
payments -- paid!
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Now I can finally go
into that Best Buy
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without the security guard
chasing me out.
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Yo, would you mind kicking me
a few racks for my new venture?
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Ray's letting me put on
an open mic night weekly
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at, uh, Bar None.
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Okay, let's not
get greedy.
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Right now you're giving me
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a "lotto winner's cousin" vibes
right now.
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But you know what
I will do?
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I'm gonna go get
some champagne.
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You know what else
I'm gonna get?
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I'm gonna get the dino egg
oatmeal you love so much
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so we can celebrate
when I get back.
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Yes!
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Yeah.
Put 'er there.
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That's dynamic duo vibes
right there.
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Dude, I feel lighter, man.
I do.
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The air is clearer.
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Now that I'm monied,
I'm going out.
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And getting that
dino egg oatmeal.
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See you later.
Peace.
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[ "It's the Most Wonderful Time
of the Year" plays ]
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♪ It's the most
wonderful time ♪
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Ooh!
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♪ Of the year ♪
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♪ Dingdong, dingdong ♪
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♪ With the kids jingle belling ♪
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Ugh! Ugh!
Which one, which one?
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♪ Be of good cheer ♪
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I can get both, and I'll get one
for my little friend, Doug,
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because I just --
I got it like that.
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♪ Time of the year ♪
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♪ It's the hap-happiest ♪
[ Whistling ]
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♪ Season of all ♪
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So, on? Off? On?
On. Alright.
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♪ With those holiday greetings
and gay happy meetings ♪ [ Beeps ]
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♪ When friends come to call ♪
How are ya?
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May I please get a large
quadruple espresso
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with your most expensive,
bougiest milk?
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And is caramel drizzle
extra? Yes.
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Well, then, a caramel drizzle
I shall have.
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Thank you.
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♪ It's the most ♪
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Are you unhoused?
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No.
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You take that anyway.
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[ Whispers ]
I won't tell anyone.
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♪ Oh, the most ♪
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Alright, thank you.
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Thank you,
and a good day to you.
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♪ Of the year ♪
I'm rich, bitch!
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♪♪
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[ FaceTime rings ]
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Desperate times call
for desperate measures.
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And it doesn't get
more desperate
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than being pitied by
a French waiter.
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Hey, favorite bro.
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Don't tell Devante
I said that.
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[ Chuckles ]
How's life?
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Let's skip the pleasantries,
Junior.
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I'm halfway through
this ice cream
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and every second counts,
alright? What's up?
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Wow, so, I'm competing for
time with a Popsicle? Got it.
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Uh, I'll cut to the chase.
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Look, I know that Diane
makes sure
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that you keep
something saved up,
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so I was wondering
if you could,
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you know,
loan me some cash?
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Ooh.
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Wait, h-how did you go
from having an apartment,
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a full-time job,
and owning your own air fryer
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to asking me for money?
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Hey, I've been
about my studies, okay?
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All the money's
going out.
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Tempting.
Still a no for me.
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Oh, I like them square.
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Aw, man, come on.Dating is expensive.
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Man, I just need me a little
something to tide me over, okay?
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I'm gonna get
a part-time job,
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then I'll be able to
pay you back.
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Well, I'm getting tothe gumball eyes,
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so this is whatI'm gonna do.
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I will send you a littlewalking-around money,
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but just know at some point, Iwill be asking you for a favor.
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So no questions asked,no expiration date,
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just stay ready.
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Thaaanks.
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You're the man.
[ FaceTime ends ]
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♪♪
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Man, this is gonna
spread through
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the family text chain
like wildfire.
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♪♪
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Hmm.
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Interesting.
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Annika: I love you, girl,
but what the hell are we doing?
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I just feel like I should
give a symbolic sendoff
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to my singing career.
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Then I can
fully embrace
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my next exciting chapter
as a mechanical engineer.
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Wait, I thought you were gonna
be an occupational therapist?
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I haven't decided yet.
Don't box me in.
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Okay, I got you.
251
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But some of this stuff
is really nice.
252
00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:40,297
Are you sure you don't
want to sell it on eBay?
253
00:08:40,299 --> 00:08:42,400
No, I'm ready to
cut the cord --
254
00:08:42,403 --> 00:08:43,603
no pun intended.
255
00:08:43,605 --> 00:08:45,806
[ Sighs ]
256
00:08:45,810 --> 00:08:48,378
Goodbye to
my trusty microphone.
257
00:08:48,381 --> 00:08:50,816
You've been with me through
all my musical phases,
258
00:08:50,820 --> 00:08:53,388
from Christian screamo
to Black gospel.
259
00:08:53,391 --> 00:08:56,460
Yeah, I'd maybe keep that
last one to yourself.
260
00:08:56,465 --> 00:08:57,765
[ Sighs ]
261
00:08:57,767 --> 00:08:59,435
May you sit at
the Lord's right hand.
262
00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:01,072
[ Thuds ]
Ohhh.
263
00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:04,242
And I was the primary
dish washer in a house of nine,
264
00:09:04,247 --> 00:09:07,383
so needless to say, these hands
are no stranger to a sponge.
265
00:09:07,387 --> 00:09:08,654
[ Chuckles ]
266
00:09:08,656 --> 00:09:10,724
Well, it certainly sounds like
you're qualified for the job.
267
00:09:10,727 --> 00:09:12,394
Mm-hmm.
Got any questions for me?
268
00:09:12,397 --> 00:09:14,398
One question.
What's starting pay?
269
00:09:14,401 --> 00:09:17,136
So we're starting at
$15 an hour.
270
00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:21,910
Okay, so if I work 20 hours
a week at $15 an hour,
271
00:09:21,916 --> 00:09:23,917
after state
and federal taxes,
272
00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:27,156
plus Medicare
and Social Security,
273
00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,894
my actual
take-home is like...
274
00:09:28,897 --> 00:09:30,297
[ Cash register dings ]
275
00:09:30,299 --> 00:09:32,467
...$260?
276
00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:33,938
Give or take.
277
00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:37,243
Junior: Shit, $260? No way.
278
00:09:37,247 --> 00:09:39,348
I need to get paid.
279
00:09:39,352 --> 00:09:42,487
I have to go all-inon the stock market,
280
00:09:42,491 --> 00:09:43,858
because after all...
281
00:09:43,860 --> 00:09:47,097
I say greed is good.
282
00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:53,110
And done.
283
00:09:53,113 --> 00:09:54,880
There are a lot of things
I'm bad at,
284
00:09:54,883 --> 00:09:57,418
like parallel parking
or whistling,
285
00:09:57,421 --> 00:10:00,757
and I swear, nobody wants
to see me Griddy.
286
00:10:00,762 --> 00:10:04,231
But I have discovered that there
is one thing I'm really good at,
287
00:10:04,235 --> 00:10:07,737
and that is making money.
288
00:10:07,742 --> 00:10:11,212
You see, I was able to takethat money from my brother
289
00:10:11,216 --> 00:10:14,718
and invest it in mutuals,stocks, and NFTs,
290
00:10:14,723 --> 00:10:16,124
sell it at just the right time,
291
00:10:16,126 --> 00:10:18,660
and make bank.
292
00:10:18,664 --> 00:10:21,099
Yo, yo.
293
00:10:21,102 --> 00:10:22,970
Are you going to school
in your pajamas
294
00:10:22,973 --> 00:10:24,640
like a hungover,
white sorority girl?
295
00:10:24,643 --> 00:10:27,111
No, bro, I just got caught up
in the biotech trade.
296
00:10:27,115 --> 00:10:29,416
The market is looking
really bullish right now.
297
00:10:29,419 --> 00:10:30,520
Okay.
298
00:10:30,522 --> 00:10:32,956
Well, in the meantime,
get dressed, bro.
299
00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,394
We both have classes
across campus in 10.
300
00:10:34,396 --> 00:10:35,463
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll throw something on quick.
301
00:10:35,465 --> 00:10:36,932
I'll be
right behind you.
302
00:10:36,935 --> 00:10:38,869
Alright, well, I'm telling
everybody you're taking a dump.
303
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:41,407
[ Sighs ]
304
00:10:41,410 --> 00:10:44,145
♪♪
305
00:10:44,149 --> 00:10:46,017
Maybe just one more trade.
306
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,588
♪ Money, money, money all the
time, what I'm thinkin' 'bout ♪
307
00:10:48,592 --> 00:10:51,327
♪ It's on my mind all the time,
all I think about ♪
308
00:10:51,330 --> 00:10:53,731
♪ Pull up in the whip, new drip,
what's your bank account? ♪
309
00:10:53,735 --> 00:10:56,737
♪ Hop up out a drop, stop,
what y'all talkin' 'bout? ♪
310
00:10:56,741 --> 00:10:59,143
♪ Money, money, money,
all I think about ♪
311
00:10:59,146 --> 00:11:00,646
♪ Hop up out the drop, new... ♪
312
00:11:00,649 --> 00:11:02,183
Who's ready for
Wing Wednesday?
313
00:11:02,186 --> 00:11:05,288
What the hell,
Junior?
314
00:11:05,292 --> 00:11:07,227
You haven't moved since
I left nine hours ago.
315
00:11:07,230 --> 00:11:09,231
It's these damn
Chinese markets, man.
316
00:11:09,234 --> 00:11:12,069
I can't take my eyes off them.
They are so shifty.
317
00:11:12,073 --> 00:11:13,907
The -- The markets,
not the people.
318
00:11:13,910 --> 00:11:15,077
I'm not racist.
319
00:11:15,079 --> 00:11:18,014
Okay, how about
we get you up?
320
00:11:18,018 --> 00:11:19,318
Yeah.
321
00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,922
It's the bulls
and the bears, man.
322
00:11:21,926 --> 00:11:25,629
Maybe it is time for you to take
a bathroom break, huh, buddy?
323
00:11:25,634 --> 00:11:26,900
Understood.
324
00:11:26,902 --> 00:11:27,936
Alright.
325
00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:29,472
Understood.
326
00:11:29,475 --> 00:11:31,209
Lauryn:
Okay, here we go.
327
00:11:31,211 --> 00:11:35,147
Taking the first step on my
new way to becoming a CPA.
328
00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,420
Are you sure you
want to do this?
329
00:11:37,424 --> 00:11:39,425
I just can't see you
being about that whole
330
00:11:39,428 --> 00:11:41,562
calculators and
pencil skirts life.
331
00:11:41,565 --> 00:11:43,367
Absolutely.
332
00:11:45,140 --> 00:11:48,375
So...what's up with
you and Junior?
333
00:11:48,379 --> 00:11:50,280
You were,
to borrow your phrase,
334
00:11:50,283 --> 00:11:52,084
very shady
to him the other day.
335
00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,654
Oh, please.
336
00:11:53,656 --> 00:11:55,290
He's a big boy.
He can take it.
337
00:11:55,293 --> 00:12:00,097
And I'm a big girl who's totally
over the whole situation.
338
00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:03,005
Are you sure
you're fine?
339
00:12:03,009 --> 00:12:04,443
Never been better.
340
00:12:04,445 --> 00:12:08,147
Are you sure
you're fine?
341
00:12:08,152 --> 00:12:11,755
Totally, totally.
342
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,160
[ Sighs ]
343
00:12:13,162 --> 00:12:14,563
Guess we are just
two girls
344
00:12:14,566 --> 00:12:16,400
who are
totally fine and cool
345
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,271
with their
current situations.
346
00:12:19,275 --> 00:12:21,009
Looks like it.
347
00:12:21,011 --> 00:12:23,213
♪ Yo ♪
348
00:12:23,217 --> 00:12:25,118
♪ Uh ♪
349
00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:27,655
♪ Yo, all I care about
is countin' money ♪
350
00:12:27,658 --> 00:12:30,527
♪ All I care about
is countin' money ♪
351
00:12:30,531 --> 00:12:32,332
They say money never sleeps,
352
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,069
and I just gota major stock tip
353
00:12:34,072 --> 00:12:35,839
on Latexfrom WallStreetBets,
354
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:39,044
so all I have to do is keepmy eyes on the prize...
355
00:12:39,048 --> 00:12:40,883
Phones away,
Mr. Johnson.
356
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,486
...and take my Anthro test
357
00:12:42,488 --> 00:12:44,923
and sellat just the right time.
358
00:12:44,927 --> 00:12:47,195
And they say men
can't multitask.
359
00:12:47,198 --> 00:12:49,566
[ Cellphone chimes ]
Oh, here we go.
360
00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:51,504
Just a few dollars away
from my target.
361
00:12:51,507 --> 00:12:54,042
Johnson, I said
put the phone away.
362
00:12:54,045 --> 00:12:55,312
This is not
an open-book quiz.
363
00:12:55,315 --> 00:12:57,750
[ Cellphone chimes ]
364
00:12:57,753 --> 00:13:01,122
Uh, th-this -- this is
a financial emergency, sir.
365
00:13:01,127 --> 00:13:03,028
I just -- I need to do
one more thing.
366
00:13:03,031 --> 00:13:04,331
I don't care if it's
World War III.
367
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,234
I said put it away.
Now.
368
00:13:06,237 --> 00:13:07,971
[ Cellphone chimes ]
369
00:13:07,974 --> 00:13:10,876
♪♪
370
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:11,980
[ Cellphone chimes ]
371
00:13:11,982 --> 00:13:15,651
♪♪
372
00:13:15,655 --> 00:13:17,122
[ Sighs ]
373
00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:18,926
I gotta go.
374
00:13:18,929 --> 00:13:20,363
Sorry.
375
00:13:20,365 --> 00:13:23,267
Come on, come on.
376
00:13:23,271 --> 00:13:24,571
[ Cellphone chimes ]
377
00:13:24,574 --> 00:13:26,408
Yes! Yes!
378
00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:28,278
Sold just in time!
379
00:13:28,281 --> 00:13:31,917
Black Warren Buffett!
380
00:13:31,922 --> 00:13:33,823
Ooh, ooh.
381
00:13:33,826 --> 00:13:34,959
Oh.
382
00:13:34,961 --> 00:13:37,663
I took the liberty of grading
your quiz early for you.
383
00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:39,368
And we'll be discussing
your performance,
384
00:13:39,371 --> 00:13:41,305
or lack thereof,
after class.
385
00:13:41,308 --> 00:13:46,512
♪♪
386
00:13:46,518 --> 00:13:49,621
The F is for [bleep]
387
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,770
Professor Wilkes:
Look, Junior.
388
00:13:56,773 --> 00:14:00,409
I know not everybody shares my
passion for tribal anthropology,
389
00:14:00,413 --> 00:14:03,381
but that was incredibly
disrespectful.
390
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,153
What's going on?
391
00:14:05,156 --> 00:14:07,424
Okay, uh,
in all honesty,
392
00:14:07,428 --> 00:14:11,230
I got into investing as a way
to sort of pay my way here.
393
00:14:11,234 --> 00:14:13,903
But it is really hard
to plan around
394
00:14:13,907 --> 00:14:15,774
class and the market
and --
395
00:14:15,777 --> 00:14:18,245
You just have to be
ready to pounce.
396
00:14:18,249 --> 00:14:20,551
Much like
the Batwa pygmy tribe
397
00:14:20,554 --> 00:14:22,254
pounced on
the Ugandan government
398
00:14:22,257 --> 00:14:24,258
to reclaim
their ancestral land.
399
00:14:24,261 --> 00:14:26,162
Don't pander to me,
Johnson.
400
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,265
Sorry.
401
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,901
Look,
finances are important,
402
00:14:28,904 --> 00:14:31,773
but if they take away from
your commitment to college,
403
00:14:31,777 --> 00:14:33,311
what's it all for?
404
00:14:33,313 --> 00:14:36,015
You're right, Professor.
School comes first.
405
00:14:36,019 --> 00:14:37,786
Trading will...
406
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,590
just have to go on
the back burner for now.
407
00:14:39,593 --> 00:14:42,194
And I highly suggest you take
the extra credit that I sent.
408
00:14:42,197 --> 00:14:43,264
You need it.
409
00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:44,533
Will do.
410
00:14:44,536 --> 00:14:46,137
Uh, and to
show my gratitude,
411
00:14:46,139 --> 00:14:50,442
next class, there's a shiny,
red apple with your name on it.
412
00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,449
Please exit
my classroom.
413
00:14:52,452 --> 00:14:54,320
Got it. Yes, sir.
414
00:14:55,992 --> 00:14:58,160
Alright, and before we
dive into today's lesson
415
00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,999
about the very exciting History
of the Minstrel Show,
416
00:15:01,002 --> 00:15:02,703
first I have a
quick announcement to make.
417
00:15:02,706 --> 00:15:04,606
And that is, there will be
no class next Tuesday.
418
00:15:04,609 --> 00:15:06,844
[ Cheers and applause ]
419
00:15:06,847 --> 00:15:08,681
Very rude response,
but moving on.
420
00:15:08,684 --> 00:15:10,118
The reason
we won't be meeting
421
00:15:10,121 --> 00:15:13,090
is because I have another talk
to give at Metaverse, okay?
422
00:15:13,094 --> 00:15:15,195
So if you guys want some
comped tickets, let me know.
423
00:15:15,198 --> 00:15:16,498
I've got cash to spare.
424
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,634
Tomato, tomato, tomato.
No.
425
00:15:18,638 --> 00:15:21,340
Alright, that's also another
highly inappropriate response.
426
00:15:21,343 --> 00:15:22,677
I blame your parents,
honestly.
427
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,914
Well, actually, it's
a pretty appropriate response
428
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:26,118
to you being BFFs
429
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,821
with a socially irresponsible
company like Metaverse.
430
00:15:28,825 --> 00:15:32,228
In fact, I'd call it low-key
gracious, unlike Metaverse.
431
00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:33,366
What are you two
talking about?
432
00:15:33,368 --> 00:15:35,636
You don't know?
[ Scoffs ]
433
00:15:35,639 --> 00:15:37,740
And he asks us to cite
our sources, like...
434
00:15:37,743 --> 00:15:39,344
They do a shit ton of
shady things
435
00:15:39,347 --> 00:15:40,614
to protect
their bottom line.
436
00:15:40,616 --> 00:15:42,383
They exploit laborers
to save money,
437
00:15:42,386 --> 00:15:43,753
and they heavily
discourage them
438
00:15:43,755 --> 00:15:45,256
from forming
their own unions.
439
00:15:45,259 --> 00:15:46,726
Yeah, but that's all alleged,
right?
440
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,796
You know "alleged"
is just journalist
441
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,568
for "it's true,
but don't sue us"?
442
00:15:51,571 --> 00:15:53,972
Okay, well,
thank you guys so much
443
00:15:53,976 --> 00:15:55,277
for bringing this to
my attention.
444
00:15:55,279 --> 00:15:57,613
I will, uh, look into it,
alright?
445
00:15:57,617 --> 00:16:01,353
Let's --
Oh, it's actually kind of crazy you didn't know this, Professor.
446
00:16:01,357 --> 00:16:03,192
Yeah, it kind of feels
like you should
447
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,628
give A's
for the semester
448
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,465
to the students
who told you about it.
449
00:16:06,468 --> 00:16:08,269
Thank you, Zaara and Kiela.
450
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,805
Your aggressive informing
is appreciated,
451
00:16:09,808 --> 00:16:11,742
but now I have
a class to teach.
452
00:16:11,745 --> 00:16:15,148
♪♪
453
00:16:15,153 --> 00:16:18,722
Okay, this is my specialty drink
I've been working on.
454
00:16:18,726 --> 00:16:21,761
It is called "The Dirty Doug."
455
00:16:21,765 --> 00:16:22,966
Boom.
456
00:16:22,969 --> 00:16:26,304
Yeah, I'd workshop that name
a little more, if I were you.
457
00:16:26,308 --> 00:16:28,476
Okay. Damn.
458
00:16:28,479 --> 00:16:30,413
Everything alright?
459
00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:32,751
Everything's great!
We're celebrating.
460
00:16:32,755 --> 00:16:36,191
Because today, I decided
I'm gonna be an architect.
461
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:37,395
Oh, dope.
462
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,697
So now
we're an architect?
463
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,701
Girl, you're giving me
whiplash.
464
00:16:40,704 --> 00:16:42,605
First you wanted to be
an occupational therapist,
465
00:16:42,608 --> 00:16:45,977
then an accountant,
then a marine biologist,
466
00:16:45,981 --> 00:16:47,682
then a crypt keeper.
467
00:16:47,685 --> 00:16:50,253
I don't want to be
any of those things.
468
00:16:50,257 --> 00:16:52,792
What I want is
to be a singer,
469
00:16:52,795 --> 00:16:56,431
but I made a deal
with my parents.
470
00:16:56,436 --> 00:16:58,570
Look, no disrespect to
your moms and pops,
471
00:16:58,573 --> 00:17:00,608
but I know what it's like
to take the safe path
472
00:17:00,611 --> 00:17:03,079
and still have it blow up,
right?
473
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,917
Any road you take, I mean,
474
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,055
you're gonna have
some kind of risk.
475
00:17:07,058 --> 00:17:10,860
So why not risk it on something
that you love, right?
476
00:17:10,865 --> 00:17:13,667
Look, actually, I'm doing
an open mic night here.
477
00:17:13,671 --> 00:17:16,807
No pressure, but sign up.
478
00:17:16,811 --> 00:17:19,079
I mean, you'd be able to
scratch that singing itch
479
00:17:19,082 --> 00:17:20,916
and then at the same time,
480
00:17:20,919 --> 00:17:24,455
do your accounting thing
on the side.
481
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,494
Just don't do no math
on my stage, okay?
482
00:17:26,497 --> 00:17:29,499
[ Chuckles ]
Okay. Thank you.
483
00:17:29,503 --> 00:17:30,636
Yeah.
See?
484
00:17:30,638 --> 00:17:32,639
Aren't you glad
we came out?
485
00:17:32,642 --> 00:17:36,112
And I'm not gonna lie --
this drink's not bad.
486
00:17:36,117 --> 00:17:37,384
What's in
a Dirty Doug?
487
00:17:37,386 --> 00:17:39,186
Oh, I can't let you in
on all my secrets.
488
00:17:39,189 --> 00:17:40,723
Sorry.
489
00:17:40,725 --> 00:17:43,127
♪ I won't wait for you ♪
490
00:17:43,131 --> 00:17:44,865
Doug:
Whoo! Alright.
491
00:17:44,868 --> 00:17:46,435
Now we both got a reason
to celebrate.
492
00:17:46,437 --> 00:17:47,904
You have your
boss man talks,
493
00:17:47,907 --> 00:17:50,776
and I have a full roster
for my first open mic night.
494
00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:51,913
Mm-hmm.
495
00:17:51,915 --> 00:17:53,482
I don't really know if I
have much to celebrate, man.
496
00:17:53,484 --> 00:17:55,218
I mean, my kids ripped me
a new one today.
497
00:17:55,221 --> 00:17:57,022
Read me for filth.
W-Wait, bro.
498
00:17:57,025 --> 00:17:58,059
How can you be sad
499
00:17:58,061 --> 00:18:00,295
when you heard the sound
of a crisp bottle pop,
500
00:18:00,298 --> 00:18:02,599
and I'm wearing the
sweatshirt that you got me.
501
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:05,138
Now, that -- that is bringing me
some joy, I have to admit.
502
00:18:05,141 --> 00:18:08,177
[ Microwave beeping ]
You know, this is, uh, fitting a bit snug, though.
503
00:18:08,181 --> 00:18:09,881
That part in particular is
what's bringing me the joy.
504
00:18:09,884 --> 00:18:12,119
Oh! Yes!
505
00:18:12,122 --> 00:18:14,690
It's dino egg
oatmeal time!
506
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,795
I've never seen someone
that excited over oatmeal.
507
00:18:16,798 --> 00:18:18,399
Mmm!
508
00:18:18,402 --> 00:18:19,836
Mmm.
509
00:18:19,838 --> 00:18:22,439
Dino-mite!
510
00:18:22,443 --> 00:18:24,010
Whoo!
511
00:18:24,013 --> 00:18:25,280
Really, man?
512
00:18:25,282 --> 00:18:26,583
Are y-- Are you -- Did you get
that out of your system?
513
00:18:26,585 --> 00:18:27,852
Are you good?
Uh.
514
00:18:27,855 --> 00:18:29,055
'Cause there's seven more
packs in the box,
515
00:18:29,057 --> 00:18:30,724
and I'm not gonna hear
that seven more times.
516
00:18:30,727 --> 00:18:32,461
Mm.
517
00:18:32,463 --> 00:18:34,965
Di-no...
Don't you finish it.
518
00:18:34,969 --> 00:18:37,237
...miiiiite.
519
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,406
Damn.
520
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,475
I'm good.
521
00:18:39,478 --> 00:18:40,545
I need a new roommate.
522
00:18:40,547 --> 00:18:44,316
♪♪
523
00:18:44,321 --> 00:18:48,725
Okay, so maybe Professor Wilkesis a bit of a Boomer noob,
524
00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,230
but he's right.
525
00:18:50,233 --> 00:18:51,667
I gotta buckle down.
526
00:18:51,669 --> 00:18:53,937
I'm here to get an education.
527
00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:58,010
It's the literaldefinition of college.
528
00:18:58,016 --> 00:19:00,585
[ Sighs ]
529
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:08,197
"As the largest living group
of hunter-gatherers,
530
00:19:08,203 --> 00:19:11,305
the Pygmy people of Cameroon
531
00:19:11,309 --> 00:19:16,513
are constantly fighting
to protect their way of life."
532
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,087
Hm.
533
00:19:18,089 --> 00:19:21,925
Whew! That thesis sentencewas a doozy.
534
00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:25,867
I think I've earned a quickpeek at the ol' S&P, don't you?
535
00:19:27,742 --> 00:19:31,278
No, no, no!No, we are not doing this.
536
00:19:31,283 --> 00:19:33,584
College is for education.
537
00:19:33,587 --> 00:19:35,788
You'll be glad you dida report on the Pygmies
538
00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:37,727
one day out in the real world.
539
00:19:39,934 --> 00:19:42,936
But is that what collegeis for?
540
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:46,409
Aren't we here so we can makemoney in the real world?
541
00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:50,149
This class is costing me48 hours of open market time!
542
00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:52,722
That could be tensof thousands of dollars!
543
00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:54,727
Listen, C's get degrees.
544
00:19:54,730 --> 00:19:56,498
So if the choice isbetween straight A's
545
00:19:56,501 --> 00:19:58,568
or being straight flushwith cash,
546
00:19:58,571 --> 00:20:00,139
all I know is...
547
00:20:00,141 --> 00:20:02,809
I choose rich every
[bleep] time.
548
00:20:02,813 --> 00:20:03,914
♪ Game over ♪
549
00:20:07,756 --> 00:20:10,158
[ Indistinct conversations ]
550
00:20:10,162 --> 00:20:11,395
Okay, I'm almost up.
551
00:20:11,397 --> 00:20:12,631
I can do this.
552
00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:14,600
Right? Maybe?
553
00:20:14,603 --> 00:20:16,037
Oh,
absolutely.
554
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:16,973
You got this.
555
00:20:16,975 --> 00:20:18,376
You're right.
I can do this.
556
00:20:18,378 --> 00:20:19,678
Zaara: 100%.
557
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:20,747
I've got this.
558
00:20:20,749 --> 00:20:22,183
Doug: Please welcome
our next singer,
559
00:20:22,186 --> 00:20:23,720
GoGo, to the stage.
560
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:27,358
♪ How you introduce me
as just the homie? ♪
561
00:20:27,363 --> 00:20:28,963
♪ I caught that ♪
562
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,701
♪ But when we're alone,
you be all up on me ♪
563
00:20:31,705 --> 00:20:32,905
[ Cheering ]
564
00:20:32,907 --> 00:20:34,108
♪ How 'bout that? ♪
565
00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:36,544
♪ You love me
when it's convenient ♪
566
00:20:36,548 --> 00:20:38,783
♪ Can never tell
when you mean it ♪
567
00:20:38,786 --> 00:20:40,854
♪ If you're not all the way
in it ♪
568
00:20:40,857 --> 00:20:41,957
♪ Maybe you should let
someone else get it ♪
569
00:20:41,959 --> 00:20:43,826
Hey, Lauryn,
good luck following that.
570
00:20:43,829 --> 00:20:45,697
♪ 'Cause you ain't
really tryna grow ♪
571
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:48,101
That was
the right choice.
572
00:20:48,102 --> 00:20:50,705
♪♪
573
00:20:50,755 --> 00:20:55,305
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