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♪ Unh, draped up
in free clothes ♪
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♪ Leave the worries at the crib,
we don't need those ♪
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♪ Love the weed talk,
we got three rolled ♪
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♪ Uber through the city 'cause
you know that we throwed ♪
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♪ Skrrt, skrrt,
I'm back to beast mode ♪
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♪ Never beep, beep,
green light, we keep going ♪
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♪ The feelings on your mind,
keep showing ♪
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♪ Just enjoy the flight ♪
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No need to adjust your screens.
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It is, in fact, me,
the superior Johnson.
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That's right.
I'm back, bitches.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
Ooh.
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And, of course, me and Aaron are
beating the long-distance curse.
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Everyone said it was impossible,
but we're still making it work.
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In fact,
when my silk importer quit,
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it was Aaron who suggested I
look for new textile companies.
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And you know what?
He had a point.
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So here I am at SFO
on my way to Tokyo.
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And as you can imagine,
this is very exciting.
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Next customer, please.
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Yes! Um, hi.
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I'm on this next flight.
Is it possible to upgrade?
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I can actually use my parents'
miles if it's easier.
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Ma'am, your flight's
been delayed
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due to inclement weather.
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[ Keys clacking ]
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This cannot be happening.
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Alright, uh, and how long
is the delay?
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I'm connecting in Hawaii
to Tokyo.
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Hold on.
Let me check.
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Aaron: I'm just trying
to get to Seattle,
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and I'm three-quarters
of the way there.
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It's your fault, man.
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Is there a manager
I can talk to?
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I know you got the juice.
Air of superiority,
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defiant statements,
sexy-as-hell baritone.
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It's not possible.
She's not saying anything, guys.
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Might as well pack your bags
up and go home... Could it be?
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...'cause the flights
are delayed.
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[ Gasps ]
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Ah!
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Aaron!
What?
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Hi.
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You got to be
kidding me.
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On, my goodness.
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See, this is why they say
your underwear and bra
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should always match,
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because your girl might
get laid over her layover.
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[ Grunts ]
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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I can't believe
that you're here.
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This is crazy. I mean,
you're on your way to Tokyo --
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Yeah,
you're off to Seattle.
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Yep, for Metaverse's
corporate responsibility and diversity panel.
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Right, the one Jemele Hill
is moderating.
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That's the one.
Okay.
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Yep. Thank you so much, ma'am,
for nothing.
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Oh.
Appreciate you.
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What'd she do?
Sorry. Let's not talk about that.
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But, hey, they're paying
for my flight.
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Mm-hmm.
They're gonna pay for the hotel.
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Starting to feel like
a pretty cushy side hustle.
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Nice. Look at my man cashing out
on corporate white guilt.
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I love to see it.
Thank you.
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But they really
couldn't spring
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for a direct flight
from LAX to Seattle?
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Oh, no, they did, but we had to
make an emergency landing.
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Apparently, the guy vaping
in the airplane bathroom
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was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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Well, you know
my flight's delayed
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for at least
a couple hours, so...
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Oh, really?
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Mine, too.
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Does that mean that
I am stuck at the airport
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with my favorite person?
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I wouldn't say stuck.
I'd say we're winning.
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Let's live it up.
[ Chuckles ]
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What's all that?
Airplane Bucks.
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So, if you complain enough
to the airline,
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they'll shut you up
with, uh, coupons
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to the worst airport
shopping in America.
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The only question is,
how do we spend it?
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Stupidly.
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I got it.
I like the way you think.
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♪ La-la-la la-la la-la la ♪
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♪ La-la-la la-la ♪
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♪ Shimmy shake what you got,
I like that ♪
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♪ Sticky-icky bubble gum,
I like that ♪
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♪ I like that, I like that ♪
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♪ La-la-la la-la la-la la ♪
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♪ La-la-la la-la ♪
♪ I like that ♪
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♪ La-la-la la-la la-la la ♪
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♪ Three, two, one, go ♪
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♪ I got style, I got drip,
drip-drip ♪
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♪ You fall off,
I crack the whip ♪
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♪ You know my name,
it's on your lips ♪
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♪ You can't resist,
you can't resist ♪
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♪ I like that ♪
♪ La-la-la la-la la-la la ♪
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♪ Three, two, one, go ♪
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[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
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[ Zoey laughs ]
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Aaron: Cheers.
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Okay, when did we become
the kind of couple
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that does little toasts
to each other?
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Since tonight.
Well, at least, I am.
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'Cause I need to make a toast
to the most beautiful,
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most amazing woman
I've ever met.
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Zoey Johnson,
I missed you.
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I'm so glad you missed me,
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because I have
really missed you.
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Yeah.
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Trey:
You guys delayed, too?
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Yeah. You?
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Our flight's been pushed back
three times.
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That sucks.
Sorry about that.
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So, where are you guys
off to?
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Uh, Paris, actually.
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Paris. Paris.
Pair-ee. Yeah.
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Followed by Italy
and Dubai.
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Now, that's a vacation.
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Oh. Vacation?
I wish it was a vacation.
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It's for work,
because my guy here,
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Chancellor Jackson,
is an international lecturer
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and a New York Times
best-selling author.
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Who knew?
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So we're off
on his press tour.
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Yep. But let's not forget
your half of the trip, honey.
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Mine?
So, right after Dubai,
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we are going to go straight
to Milan for a fashion show.
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You see, Zoey --
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Zoey McCartney, she has
a very exciting fashion line.
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Yeah, an international
fashion line.
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Yeah, I'm sure you guys
have heard of it -- Le Muse.
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That's her. Yeah.
Now, she hates when I brag.
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But, I mean, her work
is literally everywhere.
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I saw a few people --
Honey, no, now that you mention it,
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I think I have a pair
of Le Muse shoes.
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Oh.
See? Look at that.
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Wow.
Small world.
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Announcer: Now boardingChicago Flight 1713.
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Uh, honey, that's us.
Mm.
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Finally.
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Well, good luck
on all your travels.
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Thank you.
You too.
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And better get me
a pair of Le Muse shoes.
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[ Laughs ]
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That was funny.
You're funny.
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What was that about?
Best-selling author?
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Yeah,
but where's the lie?
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I am just speaking the future
into existence,
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because it's happening.
Mm-hmm.
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Okay. Okay.
I see.
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This whole thing,
this whole day,
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it feels like it was
supposed to happen, like fate.
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Well, call it fate or failure
of the airline industry.
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I am just happy
that you're here.
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I'm happy to be here.
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[ Cellphone chimes, buzzes ]
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Oh.
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One second, one second.
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Uh...
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Ah. Um...
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my flight actually boards
in the next 20 minutes.
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But I love you,
and this has been fun.
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I love you, too.
Um...
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So I should...
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Wait. Wait.
Just one second.
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Um...
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Crazy idea.
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Why don't you change
your flight?
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Aaron, that's crazy.
Yeah.
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Like, just -- just don't go.
Change your flight.
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I'll change mine, too.
Stay the night.
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I know it's crazy,
but hear me out.
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Look, what are the odds
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that we randomly run into
each other in an airport?
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You yourself
said it was fate, right?
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That's what you said.
Yeah.
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And you can't walk away
from fate, can you?
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I mean, it's like slapping God
in the face.
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Damn, he's good.
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You, me, San Francisco,
one night.
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Come on.
What do you say?
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Please say yes.
Say yes.
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Okay. Okay.
I'll do it.
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Okay, yes.
I'll do it. Oh!
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But where are we
gonna go?
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Well, you leave that to me,
Miss Zoey McCartney,
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because I have a plan.
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This way.
Oh. Okay.
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Zoey: So the fluke stormbrought me and Aaron together,
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but then thanks to my guy
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telling the Four Seasonsthat we're basically VIPs,
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got us out of the airport andinto the Presidential Suite.
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Okay, this is sick --a room with a view,
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champagne bottles to pop,
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a personal butlerfor in-room dining,
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a fireplace to get things hot,
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and a very inspirationalking-size bed.
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Holy shit!
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Now, this is living.
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Man, Anna Delvey's
got nothing on us.
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Um, Chancellor McCartney,
shall we be retiring?
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Uh, we shall.
We shall be retiring, yes.
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Feeling a little...
Namaste.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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What the... Ah!
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♪♪
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Hi, there, handsome.
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Wow, you, uh --
you look amazing.
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Thank you.
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And you also clean up
really nicely yourself,
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Chancellor McCartney.
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Ahh.
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Thank you for changing
your flight.
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Well, honestly,
there's no place I'd rather be.
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Tokyo can wait.
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You know, I don't
tell you enough,
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but I am so proud of you,
and --
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Honest?
Yeah.
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I mean, look at you.
You're killing it.
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And you look good
while doing it.
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Really?
Yes.
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You really
feel that way?
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Yeah.
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Well, thank you, baby.
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Mm.
I love you.
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♪♪
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Pardon me.
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Sir and madame, uh,
dinner is ready.
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Thank you.
Okay.
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It comes
with the room.
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[ Chuckling ] Yeah.
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Server: Chef Jacquis
has a wonderful dinner
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prepared for you tonight.
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I hope it is to your
complete satisfaction.
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Thank you. Oh.
Wait, let me get that for you.
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Thank you, darling.
There you go.
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And scooch.
One, two.
250
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There it is.
Yep, okay. Nice and close.
251
00:09:23,555 --> 00:09:25,956
Okay, well, that is good news,
'cause we're foodies, you know?
252
00:09:25,961 --> 00:09:28,062
So, we can't wait to see what
the chef is gonna throw down.
253
00:09:28,065 --> 00:09:30,000
Foodies?
Wow, really? Mm-hmm.
254
00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:32,372
From the man whose
favorite chef is Boyardee?
255
00:09:32,376 --> 00:09:34,844
He's a legend, honey.
We've had this debate. Yeah.
256
00:09:34,848 --> 00:09:36,582
Can I interest you
in a bottle of wine?
257
00:09:36,585 --> 00:09:38,519
Of course.
258
00:09:38,523 --> 00:09:39,657
You know what?
This is easy.
259
00:09:39,659 --> 00:09:41,293
Vin Mariani port
looks excellent.
260
00:09:41,296 --> 00:09:43,297
Let's just do your best
bottle of that and we'll call it a night.
261
00:09:43,301 --> 00:09:45,335
You sure?
262
00:09:45,339 --> 00:09:48,141
Maybe a little later, 'cause,
honey, that's a dessert wine,
263
00:09:48,145 --> 00:09:49,579
so we'll have it
for dessert.
264
00:09:49,582 --> 00:09:51,583
Could I see the menu?
265
00:09:51,587 --> 00:09:54,956
Wine is wine.
It's grapes.
266
00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,896
Pouvez-vous recommandervotre milleur Sauvignon Blanc?
267
00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,268
Bien sur, mademoiselle,
268
00:09:59,271 --> 00:10:01,472
pourrais-je recommanderChâteau Bernos-Beaulac.
269
00:10:01,475 --> 00:10:03,676
Ah.
Parfait.
270
00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,114
No parfait for me, though, sir.
Sorry.
271
00:10:05,117 --> 00:10:07,385
Because
I'm lactose intolerant.
272
00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:08,956
Yes. Okay.
273
00:10:08,959 --> 00:10:10,894
No parfait for him.
Okay. Okay.
274
00:10:10,898 --> 00:10:13,699
Okay.
[ Both laugh ]
275
00:10:13,703 --> 00:10:15,471
It's that funny, huh?
276
00:10:15,475 --> 00:10:17,609
You know, I love being
laughed at en Française.
277
00:10:17,612 --> 00:10:20,214
It's one of my favorite
activities to do, actually.
278
00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:21,286
That?
279
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,122
Well, you know, I-I learned
Spanish for two years,
280
00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:25,293
so maybe next time
we visit a taco truck,
281
00:10:25,297 --> 00:10:26,797
I'll be sure to throw in
some shady Español.
282
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,301
How's that sound?
283
00:10:28,304 --> 00:10:29,938
Are you kidding?
That wasn't even about you.
284
00:10:29,941 --> 00:10:31,641
What was it about?
No --
285
00:10:31,644 --> 00:10:32,978
I was ordering wine.
286
00:10:32,981 --> 00:10:34,548
Do not be so sensitive.
287
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:35,918
You cried when you missed
the Ivy Park drop.
288
00:10:35,921 --> 00:10:37,188
Do you remember that?
289
00:10:37,191 --> 00:10:38,658
There's no reason
to bring Beyoncé into this.
290
00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:40,594
Voilà.
You're just on time.
291
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:44,068
This is the bottle I wanted.
"Vin Shat-e-oh Bernose Benack."
292
00:10:44,073 --> 00:10:45,473
My favorite wine.
293
00:10:45,476 --> 00:10:46,810
[ Wine pouring ]
Merci.
294
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,847
[ Speaks French ]
295
00:10:48,851 --> 00:10:50,952
And then Dan just
ripped the sleeves off
296
00:10:50,955 --> 00:10:53,123
two minutes before the girls
were supposed to walk.
297
00:10:53,127 --> 00:10:55,328
Oh, wow.
Uh, who's Dan again?
298
00:10:55,332 --> 00:10:56,699
Dan Belagio.
299
00:10:56,702 --> 00:10:59,971
He is the fashion director for
Niche until Scarlett comes back.
300
00:10:59,976 --> 00:11:01,276
Dan Belagio.
301
00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:02,847
Belagio Hotels?
That's him?
302
00:11:02,850 --> 00:11:03,950
No.
Different Dan?
303
00:11:03,952 --> 00:11:05,019
Mm-hmm.
Got it.
304
00:11:05,022 --> 00:11:06,655
Okay.
And who is, uh, Scarlett?
305
00:11:06,658 --> 00:11:07,725
Honey, I-I told you.
306
00:11:07,727 --> 00:11:08,927
I know.
I just need you to refresh it.
307
00:11:08,930 --> 00:11:10,297
Yeah.
Of course.
308
00:11:10,299 --> 00:11:13,301
So, Niche is doing
a collaboration with Anti-Muse,
309
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:16,275
and Scarlett is the one
who made that happen.
310
00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,148
You actually went
to a Niche party with me
311
00:11:18,151 --> 00:11:19,651
when you were
in New York.
312
00:11:19,654 --> 00:11:21,955
Uh, it was the whole carnival
vibes with clowns in couture.
313
00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:23,060
That I remember.
314
00:11:23,063 --> 00:11:24,730
Was it the sexy clowns
or the scary clowns?
315
00:11:24,733 --> 00:11:26,901
Scary clowns.
Okay. Now I'm caught up.
316
00:11:26,905 --> 00:11:30,074
And next we have
a six-minute Chilean sea bass
317
00:11:30,079 --> 00:11:33,014
in a balsamic reduction
on a bed of citrus micro-greens.
318
00:11:33,019 --> 00:11:34,386
Hey, six minutes.
319
00:11:34,388 --> 00:11:36,355
See, honey, you could learn
something from this sea bass.
320
00:11:36,359 --> 00:11:38,427
She thinks time
is a suggestion.
321
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,899
[ Laughs ]
322
00:11:40,903 --> 00:11:42,071
Right?
323
00:11:44,244 --> 00:11:45,911
What was that?
I don't know what that was.
324
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,216
He just walked away
on a great joke.
325
00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:50,020
No, Aaron, it seems
like there's something
326
00:11:50,024 --> 00:11:51,125
you want to get
off your chest.
327
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,627
Oh, Zoey, come on.
328
00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:53,830
I don't think
it's a secret
329
00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:56,435
that you think the world
runs on Zoey time. Zoey time?
330
00:11:56,439 --> 00:11:58,473
You know, like when you say
you're gonna call me back
331
00:11:58,477 --> 00:12:01,946
but don't text me
until the next day.
332
00:12:01,951 --> 00:12:06,021
Right. You really wanna
ruin this moment?
333
00:12:06,027 --> 00:12:08,795
No.
You know, I'm -- I'm sorry.
334
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,536
You're right. I'm wrong.
Let's just... Let's move on.
335
00:12:11,540 --> 00:12:14,842
Yeah, let's just enjoy this free
market-priced Chilean sea bass
336
00:12:14,848 --> 00:12:15,948
before it gets cold.
337
00:12:15,950 --> 00:12:18,385
Don't forget
the micro-beans.
338
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,356
Greens.
339
00:12:22,732 --> 00:12:24,400
[ Clears throat ]
340
00:12:24,403 --> 00:12:30,274
♪♪
341
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:35,187
So, yeah, Aaron and I have had
a little friction over dinner,
342
00:12:35,194 --> 00:12:37,662
but it's not too late
to turn things around,
343
00:12:37,666 --> 00:12:39,167
save this magical night,
344
00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:42,105
make it one we tell
our grandkids about.
345
00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:43,444
Or I could choose to bring up
346
00:12:43,447 --> 00:12:45,749
the one teeny thing
that's still bothering me.
347
00:12:48,057 --> 00:12:51,360
Why do I always
choose violence?
348
00:12:51,365 --> 00:12:53,332
Listen, I don't want
to make this a thing...
349
00:12:53,335 --> 00:12:54,936
And here we go.
No.
350
00:12:54,939 --> 00:12:56,973
I don't --
I don't run on "Zoey time."
351
00:12:56,977 --> 00:13:00,413
Zoey, babe,
it was a joke, okay?
352
00:13:00,419 --> 00:13:03,288
One that apparently you
couldn't take, which is fine.
353
00:13:03,292 --> 00:13:04,692
I just -- I won't do it again.
Noted.
354
00:13:04,695 --> 00:13:06,929
Aaron,
I changed my flight.
355
00:13:06,933 --> 00:13:11,370
I was there the first day for
your first day as a professor.
356
00:13:11,377 --> 00:13:14,079
Yeah, I get Zoey time
was a thing in the past,
357
00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:15,617
but you hear how much
I have going on.
358
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,822
So if it takes me a minute
to respond to a text,
359
00:13:18,827 --> 00:13:20,328
just give me some slack.
360
00:13:20,331 --> 00:13:23,166
Seriously?
I am teaching this semester.
361
00:13:23,171 --> 00:13:24,571
I'm helping four students
on their theses,
362
00:13:24,574 --> 00:13:26,375
and I have quarterly
speaking engagements,
363
00:13:26,378 --> 00:13:29,046
and I'm still
making time for us.
364
00:13:29,051 --> 00:13:30,518
You're right.
You're right.
365
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,988
You are so much better
at time management than me.
366
00:13:32,993 --> 00:13:34,327
Congratulations.
367
00:13:34,329 --> 00:13:36,530
I'm glad you got that right.
You know what?
368
00:13:36,534 --> 00:13:38,335
You should keep clapping, 'cause
it's the first positive thing
369
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:39,439
I've heard from you
in months.
370
00:13:39,441 --> 00:13:41,075
Are you kidding?
I'm not.
371
00:13:41,078 --> 00:13:42,379
Okay,
so this is all about
372
00:13:42,382 --> 00:13:44,616
validating Aaron's feelings
again and again.
373
00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,421
What's wrong with
validating my feelings? I get it. You know what?
374
00:13:46,424 --> 00:13:48,091
Why don't you take a video
of me clapping
375
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,228
so you can
run it on a loop?
376
00:13:49,231 --> 00:13:50,498
Just drop it.
Just drop it. Congrats.
377
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,134
No, I'm actually
not dropping it,
378
00:13:52,137 --> 00:13:53,570
because I've been
busting my ass,
379
00:13:53,573 --> 00:13:56,642
and I'm basically a unicorn
in the fashion industry,
380
00:13:56,647 --> 00:13:58,448
but, you know, out there
on the balcony,
381
00:13:58,452 --> 00:14:01,687
first time my boyfriend's
gassed me up in forever.
382
00:14:01,692 --> 00:14:04,294
But silly me, I thought
if there was gonna be one person
383
00:14:04,298 --> 00:14:06,900
who would be in my corner,
that'd cut me some slack,
384
00:14:06,904 --> 00:14:10,039
it would be you, but I guess
that's too much to ask.
385
00:14:10,044 --> 00:14:12,446
So...
386
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,385
And the pièce
de résistance --
387
00:14:14,388 --> 00:14:17,790
omelette norvégienne,
or the Baked Alaska,
388
00:14:17,796 --> 00:14:20,431
for the lovely couple.
389
00:14:20,435 --> 00:14:21,869
I've lost my appetite.
390
00:14:21,872 --> 00:14:25,843
♪♪
391
00:14:29,823 --> 00:14:31,424
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
392
00:14:31,427 --> 00:14:34,529
So our perfect nightwas going left.
393
00:14:34,534 --> 00:14:38,170
Now, the old me woulddo anything to win a fight,
394
00:14:38,176 --> 00:14:40,711
but I'm not the old me.
395
00:14:40,715 --> 00:14:44,184
Growing up means knowing whento let the little things go,
396
00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:46,591
especially for the peopleyou love the most,
397
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:49,197
and how could I notlove this man?
398
00:14:49,201 --> 00:14:51,536
Hey.
Hi.
399
00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:53,875
I'm sorry
I got mad at you.
400
00:14:56,284 --> 00:14:57,584
I'm just frustrated,
you know?
401
00:14:57,587 --> 00:15:01,223
We don't get to see
each other often, and...
402
00:15:01,229 --> 00:15:04,097
long distance sucks.
403
00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:05,502
Yeah.
404
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,573
Long distance sucks
for me, too,
405
00:15:07,577 --> 00:15:12,747
and I realized
when I moved to New York,
406
00:15:12,754 --> 00:15:16,258
I didn't plan on how we were
gonna do this successfully.
407
00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:19,267
Which is just
so dumb of me,
408
00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:22,339
because I'm really good
at planning things.
409
00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:24,478
Which is why
I feel like --
410
00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:26,283
sometimes feel like
you're leaving me behind.
411
00:15:26,286 --> 00:15:27,821
Whoa, whoa. Hey.
412
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,831
I'm not.
413
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:35,736
I wouldn't.
414
00:15:35,741 --> 00:15:39,543
Aaron, I promise
I can make this work.
415
00:15:39,549 --> 00:15:41,684
I promise.
I promise.
416
00:15:41,688 --> 00:15:42,888
Okay.
417
00:15:42,890 --> 00:15:45,058
♪ And, girl, don't you cry ♪
418
00:15:45,062 --> 00:15:46,696
I promise, too.
419
00:15:46,699 --> 00:15:47,399
Thank you.
420
00:15:47,401 --> 00:15:48,968
♪ I love you ♪
421
00:15:48,971 --> 00:15:52,073
♪ And that's no lie ♪
Okay?
422
00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:55,548
♪ No need to cry ♪
423
00:15:57,090 --> 00:16:01,126
♪ No need to sigh ♪
424
00:16:01,132 --> 00:16:02,834
♪ Can't you see, girl? ♪
425
00:16:05,141 --> 00:16:09,912
♪ I offer you my life ♪
426
00:16:09,919 --> 00:16:13,288
♪ And I'll be with you ♪
427
00:16:13,294 --> 00:16:16,362
♪ Night or day ♪
428
00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:18,669
♪ Every step ♪
429
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,507
You know, I actually --
I have an idea.
430
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:22,111
What?
I have an idea.
431
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:27,251
Um, how about
we write out a list
432
00:16:27,259 --> 00:16:29,293
of expectations
we have of each other
433
00:16:29,296 --> 00:16:31,765
to be great
long-distance partners?
434
00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:32,669
Okay.
Yeah?
435
00:16:32,671 --> 00:16:34,038
I like that.
I can get down with that.
436
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,307
Mm-hmm.
437
00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:37,411
Let's, uh, start with
no teaming up with waiters
438
00:16:37,415 --> 00:16:38,482
to make fun
of your partner.
439
00:16:38,484 --> 00:16:41,620
Number one,
no teaming...
440
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:45,227
It doesn't seem long-distance
related, but sure.
441
00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:46,767
You can date on Zoom.
Okay.
442
00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:53,276
And two -- no responding
to texts with just emojis.
443
00:16:53,285 --> 00:16:54,819
Okay.
Actual words, please.
444
00:16:54,822 --> 00:16:56,923
I like that one.
Thumbs-up emoji to that.
445
00:16:56,927 --> 00:16:58,527
Okay.
[ Laughs ]
446
00:16:58,530 --> 00:16:59,897
Okay, number three...
447
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:02,836
[ Cellphone ringing ]
448
00:17:02,841 --> 00:17:05,542
Yes, hello?
449
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,181
Alright.
Thank you.
450
00:17:08,186 --> 00:17:09,320
Bye.
451
00:17:09,322 --> 00:17:10,422
Hmm?
452
00:17:10,424 --> 00:17:12,525
Shuttle will be here
in 10 minutes.
453
00:17:12,529 --> 00:17:14,864
Yeah?
[ Sighs ]
454
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,702
So, I guess time's up.
455
00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:19,241
Mnh-mnh.
456
00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:20,913
We got
10 more minutes.
457
00:17:25,492 --> 00:17:27,628
[ Indistinct conversations ]
458
00:17:29,635 --> 00:17:31,869
Okay.
My gate's this way.
459
00:17:31,873 --> 00:17:34,842
Okay, and mine is...
460
00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:35,780
that way.
461
00:17:35,782 --> 00:17:39,585
Um, look, um, last night
was so amazing.
462
00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,959
Yes, it was.
Felt like it was just what we needed.
463
00:17:41,963 --> 00:17:45,265
It was.
I wish we had some more time together.
464
00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:47,605
Yeah, me, too,
but I got to go, babe.
465
00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:49,611
Yeah, of course.
I hate saying goodbye to you.
466
00:17:49,614 --> 00:17:50,781
So let's not say goodbye.
467
00:17:50,784 --> 00:17:53,152
Let's just say,
"I will see you soon."
468
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,489
Okay.
Okay?
469
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,892
I will see you soon.
See you soon.
470
00:17:55,895 --> 00:17:57,295
I love you.
See you soon. I love you.
471
00:17:57,298 --> 00:17:58,398
I will text you.
Yep.
472
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,302
And I will text you back
with words.
473
00:18:01,307 --> 00:18:06,912
♪♪
474
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,288
Wait.
475
00:18:09,293 --> 00:18:10,828
I didn't get a kiss.
476
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:15,302
Um...hi.
477
00:18:15,306 --> 00:18:17,374
I just have to -- Ooh.
I have a ticket.
478
00:18:17,378 --> 00:18:19,612
I just need to see my boyfriend.
He's literally right there.
479
00:18:19,616 --> 00:18:23,986
I'll do that, I'll come back.
That's it. I promise.
480
00:18:23,992 --> 00:18:26,927
Aaron!
481
00:18:26,932 --> 00:18:28,199
Um...
482
00:18:28,202 --> 00:18:34,108
♪♪
483
00:18:36,855 --> 00:18:39,857
These delays have been
pretty crazy, huh?
484
00:18:39,862 --> 00:18:41,530
Zoey: Excuse me.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
485
00:18:41,533 --> 00:18:43,567
I'm just coming through,
I'm coming through, I'm coming through.
486
00:18:43,571 --> 00:18:45,272
Oh. Hi.
Hi, baby.
487
00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:46,442
Zoey, honey,
what's going on?
488
00:18:46,444 --> 00:18:47,577
What are you doing here?
489
00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:49,048
I wanted to give you
a proper goodbye.
490
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,024
Passengers: Aww!
491
00:18:54,028 --> 00:18:56,062
I'll see you soon?
492
00:18:56,066 --> 00:18:58,234
Okay, yeah,
I'll see you soon. Okay.
493
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,306
♪ Yeah, yeah, whoo ♪
494
00:19:00,309 --> 00:19:01,876
Oh, my God.
Come on.
495
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,780
Don't you
believe in love?
496
00:19:03,784 --> 00:19:05,619
[ Cheers and applause ]
See?
497
00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:08,826
Love you.
498
00:19:08,828 --> 00:19:10,596
That's my girlfriend, guys.
Yeah.
499
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,800
Announcer: Can I haveyour attention, please?
500
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:13,769
Our flight will be delayed20 more minutes
501
00:19:13,773 --> 00:19:15,407
due to an issuewith a passenger.
502
00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:16,978
[ All groan ]
503
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,848
You got to be kidding me.
Passengers, man.
504
00:19:18,851 --> 00:19:20,819
No, seriously.
They --
505
00:19:20,823 --> 00:19:23,492
People don't know how to behave
on planes these days.
506
00:19:25,065 --> 00:19:28,801
♪ Love me,
I'm the love of your life ♪
507
00:19:28,807 --> 00:19:31,576
The romance.
The drama.
508
00:19:31,581 --> 00:19:34,316
Sometimes, that's just
what you need, right?
509
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,589
To remember why you fell in love
in the first place.
510
00:19:37,595 --> 00:19:42,065
Oh, um, selfie
or it didn't happen, right?
511
00:19:42,071 --> 00:19:45,006
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
Smile. Ah.
512
00:19:45,011 --> 00:19:46,980
Looks so good.
513
00:19:53,531 --> 00:19:56,933
[ Door opens, closes ]
514
00:19:56,939 --> 00:19:59,941
Ohh.
Time to drain the old snake.
515
00:19:59,945 --> 00:20:01,713
Aaron,
in a three-urinal setup,
516
00:20:01,717 --> 00:20:03,751
the middle urinal
is normally the buffer.
517
00:20:03,754 --> 00:20:05,588
That is just basic
dude etiquette.
518
00:20:05,592 --> 00:20:06,993
Yeah, but then
I'd have to shout.
519
00:20:06,996 --> 00:20:09,230
So have you heard
from your sister today?
520
00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:11,869
'Cause I haven't, and basically,
I told her that it was...
521
00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:14,710
Aaron: Um, hello,
I was trying to tell you
522
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,147
your sister and I
are communicating,
523
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,717
like full-sentence text
messages, which is good news.
524
00:20:18,722 --> 00:20:21,157
Okay, look, as I was saying,
you probably heard
525
00:20:21,161 --> 00:20:23,529
about our big blowout
in San Francisco last week.
526
00:20:23,533 --> 00:20:25,901
It was bad, man, but then
we made up, and things got hot.
527
00:20:25,905 --> 00:20:28,307
I mean, really hot.
I mean, inappropriate hot.
528
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,345
So we're good, and I'd like
to keep it that way,
529
00:20:30,349 --> 00:20:31,816
so I need your help,
alright?
530
00:20:31,819 --> 00:20:33,553
How many texts a day says
that you're a man in love
531
00:20:33,556 --> 00:20:34,556
but not a man obsessed?
532
00:20:34,558 --> 00:20:35,591
Junior, are you there?
533
00:20:35,593 --> 00:20:37,027
I need your help here.
534
00:20:37,030 --> 00:20:39,999
Hey, you know what else
is basic dude etiquette?
535
00:20:40,004 --> 00:20:42,605
Not helping a brother
when he's in need.
536
00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:44,012
Just leaving him hanging.
537
00:20:46,118 --> 00:20:48,386
That's what you're doing
right now.
538
00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:50,792
This dude's gonna give me
a bladder infection.
539
00:20:50,842 --> 00:20:55,392
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