All language subtitles for Fantasy Island s02e01 Cat Lady.eng

[light upbeat music]

? ?

[alarm beeping]

[both grunting]

- I should go.
- You really should.

- Mm. The boss gets upset

when I make her guests wait.

- Maybe she needs to loosen up.

-That�s what I keep telling her.

-[chuckles] [alarm beeping]

Fine. Fine. You win.

- Take him. Go. [chuckles]- Stay in bed.
- L won�t be back for a few hours.

- Mm.

I have to go back to the office.

- [grunts]
- Today�s guests,

their fantasies have
more moving parts than usual,

and I have to take
the long way around.

- Oh, right.

Can�t be seen cavorting
with an employee, huh?

- I know you think
l�m being silly...

- No, Elena, it�s okay.

? ?

- Mm.
- I like being your secret.

- Good.

[both chuckling]

[dreamy music]

? ?

[plane engine rumbling]

[quirky music]

- [sighs] Hey!

It�s a beautiful day, isn�t it?

- Mm-hmm. Oh, you know,

you seem extra glow-y today.

[sniffs]
Oh! Is that a new perfume?

- No.
- Maybe a shampoo then?

Getting notes of sandalwood.

- Really? [sniffs]

Hmm, must be the Agarwood trees.

- Well, Javier seems to have

a spring in his step today too.

- Okay, smiles?
- [scoffs] Okay.

-Tara Bendetti
and Jessica Warren,

here for their 30th
high school reunion.

- Oh, that�s a big one.

Lots of dreams obtained
by then... or shattered.

Of course, nobody wants
to admit that.

- Hello, ladies,
I�m Elena Roarke,

and this is my associate, Ruby.

-It�s so nice to meet you both.

So how does all this work?

- Well, you just
have to stay open

and go with the flow.

- Oh, we can do that.

- Ash here�s gonna have
\h\hyour bags

taken to your suite,
and we�ll meet you

at my office shortly.

- Thank you.
- Enjoy, ladies.

- This is gonna be great. -Hi.- Thank you, Ash. -Thank you.
- -Andi Nevinson, meet your host, Elena Roarke.

And this is Ruby.

- Oh! And who do we have here?

- This is Baron Bobo
Von Bigglesworth III,

AKA Bobo.

He did great on the plane,

but he�s
a little grumpmeister now.

Aren�t you?
[cat growls]

Somebody needs a nap.
- Mm.

- Enjoy your trip.
- Thank you.

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- Mm. Wait a minute.

See, there it goes again,
\hthat, uh, sandalwood?

- It�s Agarwood trees.
- Ah.

- Our staff has put together
a cat-friendly suite

especially for you and Bobo.

Ash will take you there, yes?
- Thank you.

[cat meows]

- You know you can
confide in me if...

-Shall we?
The guests are waiting.

? ?

- We�ve been best friends

since the first day
\hof ninth grade.

-I was too shy to sit
with anyone in the cafeteria.

- And I didn�t want
any of the other students

to see that I had a sack lunch.

-So we ended up
hiding together in the library.

- So you made each other forget
how miserable you were.

- And we�ve been each other�s
life raft ever since.

- And now we work together.
- Mm-hmm.

- Our company is called
Tarica Solutions.

- Oh, so Tara and Jessica... -Equals Tarica. Oh, that�s very clever. -[chuckles]
- -We take care of literally all your home-organizing needs.

We do pantries, closets,
media rooms, crafts rooms.

-Garages.
We do a lot of garages.

- Okay.
- Good organization

doesn�t just clear the clutter
from your home.

It clears the clutter
from your mind.

- And a portion of the proceeds
helps fund

the community garden
that I started.

- Aw, that is sweet.

And I bet your kids

are just the best of friends,
huh?

- No, no kids.
- Yeah.

- Oh.
- No husbands.

It just hasn�t been our focus.
- Oh.

-Um, so tell me,
what can the island do for you?

- High school was tough for us.
- More than tough.

They locked us
in the orchestra pit.

- Slipped cold cuts through
the vents in our lockers

on hot days.
- And the nicknames?

\hl was Snorin� Warren
and she was Breadsticks.

- Breadsticks?
- There was an incident

at the Olive Garden.

- Yeah, we don�t talk
\habout that.

- Oh, and then prom night
happened.

- Almost afraid to ask.

- -Janie Poovey was the most popular girlin high school.
- She said that if we got a limo and paid for it,

She and her friends
would ride with us.

- If we walked into prom
\h\hwith Janie,

it would have been
total social vindication.

[sighs] This is bad, Tar.

They should be here by now.

- They�re cool people, Jess.
Cool people are late.

- How would you know?

- It�s gonna be fine.
[gasps]

Look, near beer.

-We worked at the ice cream shop

for three months
to rent this thing.

What if they don�t show?

-Janie and Sheryl
aren�t gonna pass up

\hriding to prom
in a stretch limo.

-[sighs]
It is pretty awesome.

Okay, pass me a near beer.
- Okay, take one.

- You know what?
Screw it.

I�m gonna ask Ashton Stanford
\h\hto dance tonight.

- [gasps] That�s it!

-[gasps]
both: They�re here.

-Yo, Breadsticks,
we got our own limo.

You suck!
- Have fun with Snorin� Warren.

- Oh!
- Aah!

- [snickers] Stupid.

- [whimpers]

They just wanted
to humiliate us.

- I guess we were geeks.

- It�s just awful.

-An now it�s your 30th reunion.

- And we know we�re awesome.
- Mm-hmm.

- It would just be nice
\hif they did.

-Our fantasy
is to go to the reunion

and rule the school.

- We want our classmates
\h\hto envy us

\hthe way that we
used to envy them.

-You want to be
the popular kids for once.

-Do you think we�re being petty?

- I think you�ve both been through a lot.-Mm. - Yes.
- - And I guarantee you will rule the school.

- [chuckles]

- The class of �92 has been told

that their hosts,
the two of you,

have flown them to the island

and are paying for all expenses.

The reunion weekend will include

multiple events culminating
with the dream prom

that you never had.
- We�re the hosts?

- Mm-hmm.
- And we get a prom?

- The welcome gathering
\h\his underway

in our ocean view pavilion.

But first, I believe
you ladies need

a fabulous outfit
for the occasion.

- Oh!
- What?

- Tara...
- Aw.

- Jessica...
- [gasps]

- Welcome to Fantasy Island.

- Ooh!
- [chuckles]

-They got you
the good litter box.

Nice, right?

And the fancy cat tree.

[sighs]
But something is off about it.

\h\hl don�t know.
What do you think, buddy?

[cat meows] Yep, you�re right.

It should be near the window
\h\hso you can see

the pretty birdies.
[cat growls]

[knock at door]
\h\hOh.

- Miss Nevinson.
- Andi, please.

I�m just getting Bobo settled.
Come in.

- Okay.

[cat meows]

- Here he is.
- Aw.

Very handsome.

- He looks like Nathan Fillion,
doesn�t he?

- Oh. [sneezes]

Ooh, I�m so sorry.
I�m just allergic.

-So, Andi,
what can the island do for you?

- Well, I am a cat lady.

- Oh, one cat doesn�t
\ha cat lady make.

[laughs]
- [kissing]

- Necessarily.

- Bobo is my best friend.

I tell him everything.
All my secrets.

He knows me better than anyone.

Oh, I love him so much.

My fantasy is to know
that he loves me back.

You�re looking at me weird.

- No, no.
- Oh, no, no, no.

- I... I... trust me... -Not at all.Um... - [sneezes]
- -You know, the bond between humans and animals

Can be very intense. [chuckles]-
I mean, it�s Fantasy Island.

I could probably ask to fly
or time travel or something.

\h\hlt�s just
I have always preferred

the company of animals
\h\hto people.

Do you have any pets?
- Well, I had a dog.

- Mm-hmm.
- Sort of.

His name was Mr. Jones.- Did he pass?
- No, no, no.

He reconnected with his wife
and moved back to the mainland.

[chuckles]

- Would you like to have
\h\hsome lunch

before your fantasy begins?

- Oh. [chuckles]

\hl can�t leave Bobo
in a new place alone so soon.

We�ll just get room service.
- Okay.

- Who wants some tuna tartare?
\hHuh?

"I want some tuna tartare.
I want some tuna tartare.

Elena, can I have
some tuna tartare?"

- [giggles]
- Of course, Bobo.

[both laugh]

- ? You say ?

? You can live without it
but I doubt it ?

? ?

- Oh.

- You ready?
- Let�s do this.

- [exhales heavily] Okay.

- Some people look so different.

-[gasps] They�re here!

- They�re here!
[cheering]

\h\hOh, my God,
you girls look amazing.

[sighs]
- Janie Poovey.

- This was so generous of you
\hto fly us out here.

- Mm.
- The steak dinner? The rooms?

Whatever you need this weekend,
just let me and Sheryl know.

- Totally.
- Okay.

- Thanks.
- One little thing.

Could you sign my book?
- Oh, oh, me too! Me too!

- You wrote a book?

- I guess I wrote a book.
- Okay.

- We both watch your show.
- Oh, I�m obsessed.

- Let me see this.

Oh, you dedicated it to me.

- Wow, nice rock.

-What?
Look at this!

- Finally.
- That�s amazing.

- Oh, my God, oh, my God,
\h\hoh, my God.

It�s Ashton Stanford.
- Deep breath, you look hot.

- My beautiful wife is here.
- I can�t. I mean...[sighs]

\hHe just kissed her
in front of everybody.

- Hi, Ashton.

- He�s still so handsome.
- She is gorgeous.

- Well, everyone�s dying
\hto talk to you.

Or should I keep you to myself?

- Wow. I wonder

what they�re gonna want
to talk about.

-Well, your
community garden initiative,

our foundation,

\hhow you�re even prettier
than you were in high school.

Your pick.
- [chuckles]

We have a foundation.
- My book is a bestseller.

- You look so great, Tara.

I mean, you�re aging backward.

- And you haven�t aged a day.

-Well, I�m vegan.
It�s great for the complexion.

- I always thought that you had

the most beautiful skin
in high school.

- It was the moisturizing
egg yolk.

-Well, all I know
is you looked about 25

at the Met Gala.
- I went to the Met Gala.

- I live on a farm.

Code yellow?
- You know it.

\h\hYou guys have
a pay-what-you-can market

every Sunday on your farm.

- You have an online store.
- [squeals]

You and Ashton foster
disabled dogs.

-You�re working
on a new book called

"My Method, Your Madness."

- Okay. I feel bad.

We should be writing
these books together.

- No. N... no.

I... I like my fantasy life
\hjust as it is.

- Ashton is legit sexy.

- Oh, my God, so sexy.

[gasps]
We might make out later.

- [laughing] Oh, my God.

- Oh, my...
- You�re gonna be fine.

- Okay, I�m gonna be fine.
- You�ve got this.

- I got it.
- Breath check.

-Ugh, mint.
We need a mint.

[cat purring]

[knock at door]

- That must be our noms.

You ready for some noms, buddy?

[cat purring]

[cat meows]
[gasps]

-[groans]
I could definitely eat.

Did I just talk?

Aah! [laughs]

Whoa.

[upbeat music]

- ? We�re breaking us ?

- Wow, these things are brutal.

You ever been to a reunion?

- Didn�t even go to my prom.

- [scoffs] Wait, what?

Why not?

- No one asked me. [chuckles]

I spent high school with my nose

in a science book.

- Beautiful and brilliant, huh?

Those poor boys must have been
so intimidated.

- [chuckles]

- You ever regret not going?
- No.

But, you know, maybe...
maybe a little.

�Cause I would have
\hblown them away

with my salsa.
- [laughs]

- We shouldn�t be seen...
\h\hfraternizing.

- [clears throat]
- You know, maybe we could

\h\hfraternize
somewhere more private?

\h\hThe store room
in the back of the kitchen?

- See you in five.
- [clears throat]

- Hello.

You know, I bet
a lot of them remember

high school as the best time
\h\hof their lives.

- Or their worst.

- Like Jessica and Tara.

- And they can�t move past it.

\hThey think they�re
holding each other up,

but I�m afraid they are
holding each other back.

- Is that you? [sniffs]- You know, I...
- need to have a talk \hwith the chef.

- Oh.
- Nut allergies.

- [sniffing]

- Oh.

I was such a geek
in high school.

-Sexiest geek
in the garden club.

[chuckles]

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So glad I finally got
to take you to prom.

- Well, you could have asked me the first time around.- Well, I wanted to, but...
- I even talked to Tara about it, but she made it very clear

that you were not
into football players.

- What?- In this market, - \h\hit�s
essential to keep reinventing yourself.

- Oh, yes, for sure.

I reinvent all day. Every day.

- Hey, you two. Having fun?

Venture capital mogul
and badass girl boss

plotting to take over \hthe world.

- Janie, would you mind
\h\hgrabbing us

a couple glasses of champagne?

- Yes.

-You know,
when I was first starting out,

I wanted to contact you,

\hbut I was afraid
you wouldn�t take my calls.

- Come on.

Fear is the only real obstacle
in life, right?

- Yeah. I guess you�re right.

- Hey, I need to talk to you. Now.- Okay.
- Back in high school, \hdid you tell Ashton

I wasn�t interested in him?

-Well, I mean,
that was a hundred years ago.

I can�t remember
every little thing

that happened.
- He was gonna ask me to prom.

\h\hAnd you told him
I wasn�t into football players?

- I was trying to protect you.
- From what?

- Love? Happiness?- I didn�t want you to get your heart broken.
- Well, that wasn�t for you to decide.

- Champs!

- Go away.
- [sighs]

-You�re human.
This is amazing.

-Ugh.
I can barely smell anything.

And I am freezing.

No coverage at all.
I feel naked.

- But, Bobo, we can talk.
We can communicate.

- Eh.
- I don�t know what I expected,

- but not this. Look at you!
- Not exactly what I thought you would look like.

But you are perfect.
- Whoa, boundaries.

- Sorry.
- Yeah.

-But, so, like,
what do you want to do first?

I feel like we should get
to know each other

a little bit.

-It�s like a whole
different world up here.

- Would you say you�re happy?
- Ooh.

Well, look what we have here.
[chuckles]

-Oh, you probably
won�t like those anymore.

-I�ve seen you open these,
like, a million times, so...

I�ll be the judge of that.
[grunts]

[laughs]
Opposable thumbs, bam.

[grunting]

Oh, mmm.

- Uh, not... not too many.
- Aah!

Can you lay off a little bit?
I�m feeling kind of oppressed.

- Oppressed?
- Yeah.

And it�s not just right now.

Listen, the outfits,
the Instagram page,

it�s a lot.

-I didn�t know
you felt this way.

Is there anything I could do?
- [speaking gibberish]

We�re gonna have to put a pin
in this conversation.

- But...

- I have to disembowel
\hthat lizard.

Come here, you little brat!

- Bobo! Bobo, come back!

-[sighs]
Tara said she was trying

to protect me.

What the hell?

- Well, maybe she didn�t want
to share you.

- Oh.
- Mm.

Good. No, that�s good.

I don�t usually do
this sort of thing

on the first date.
- Oh.

Roleplay, huh?

Just another reason
\hwhy I love you.

- Oh, you love me. Okay. Oh!

- I�m sorry.

I wasn�t expecting
anyone to be here.

- [laughs] So how was it?

- Who... who are you?

- I�m Rita. Your nanny?

- Nanny?
- Okay.

Uh, somebody obviously
\hoverindulged.

- [mumbling indistinctly]

Yeah, hi.

[baby gurgles]

-[gasps] [baby giggles]

[sighs]

- You are cute.

And somehow I managed
to bring you into this world

and keep you alive,

all while being massively,
\hfabulously successful.

Yes! So go me!

[baby giggles]
\hOh, I know.

But of course, you�re not real.

- Oh, he�s real... ish.

- How can he be real-ish?

-Um, you know, I�ll wait
and... and explain to you both

so I don�t have to do it twice.

Oh, here she is.

- You have a baby now?

I mean, it�s a cute baby.
Hi, baby.

[baby giggles]

- Apparently I have a baby-ish.

Kind of like you have
\ha husband... ish.

- Okay, Fantasy Island
isn�t tethered

in a particular time \hor reality,

which means the island is free

to show our guests
\hpossibilities.

What could be,
what could have been.

- So I could have been
\h\hwith Ashton

if Tara hadn�t lied to me.

[quirky music]

- Hmm. It�s possible.

- Hmm.

-You know, there are
many roads and many choices

that lead to where we are.

- Roads paved with lies.

- Okay, ladies, look around.

It�s a high school reunion.

Who here isn�t lying
\habout something?

The question is, why?

- I was trying to protect her.
\h\hl told you that.

- And you have both done
a lot of that, haven�t you?

You�ve spent your entire lives
protecting each other.

But at what cost?

Thank you, gentlemen.

Go ahead, try it.

It�s an island specialty.

- Your tenth grade bangs - did not
make you look like Tori Amos.

[gasps]

- I only do Pilates on Saturdays

so I don�t have to dig around

in your precious
community garden.

[gasps]

-Get used
to the truth bombs, ladies,

�cause they�re
about to start flowing.

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- Oh, my God, there you are.

I�ve been worried sick.

- You�re sick? Ew.

- Where�d you get those clothes?

-Oh.
They called it a gift shop.

I charged it to your room.
\hl hope you don�t mind.

And I�m gonna go by Baron now.
It sounds like a king.

- This was supposed to be
our trip.

Can you hear yourself?

\h\hYou know,
even if I was a human,

that would just sound so sad
\h\hto say out loud.

- Bobo, please.

- I�ve been watching you
\hmy entire life.

And you know what I see?

I think you are
a sad, little hermit

who is terrified
of human intimacy.

And you use your cat, AKA me,

as an excuse to stay in
\hFriday nights

instead of finding
a real relationship.

\h\hlt�s sad,
and I don�t like watching it.

And you take me, a cat,
\hto an island,

to validate your delusion

that you�re not wasting
your life, which you are.

- Why are you so mean?

- I�m not mean.

It�s just, the truth hurts,
food lady.

Now I�m gonna go

and get rubbed down
by a man named Paolo,

because he promised me
a deep-tissue massage,

and I don�t know what that is.

[grunts] Enjoy.

Have whatever you want.

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[mellow music playing]

? ?

- Hi, Segundo.

You, uh... you got a minute?

I have a small favor to ask.

- Does it have anything to do
\hwith your new girlfriend?

- [singing in Spanish]

- Uh...
- [chuckles]

I�m old, mijo,

but not blind.

- She doesn�t want
\hanyone to know.

- I�m sure she has her reasons.

But I have never seen
\hElenita happier.

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So what�s this favor?

? ?

[soft music]

? ?

- This tight skin?

It�s called a face lift
\h\hand Botox.

I�m not even vegan.
- I had an affair

with my personal trainer.

- I just got out of jail...
embezzling.

- I hate organizing.
- And you suck at it.

You�re literally the least
ambitious person I know.

- Well, just because
\hl�m not ambitious

about straightening garages

does not mean I�m not ambitious.

I was gonna join
the Peace Corps,

and you said
that I had to help you launch

your stupid company.

- Wait, where�s my baby?

- I�m sorry, you�re back
in the life you chose.

\hNo baby, no book.
No husband, no farm.

- Ashton?

[crowd chanting]
Breadsticks! Breadsticks!

- Hey!

- You guys.
- Snorin� Warren!

- Now let�s see.
- Yeah?

- Oh, hey, that�s good.
- Yeah?

- Elbows up. Elbows up!

- [groans]
- Stabilize the core.

Loosen those hips!

- How do you stabilize the core

and loosen the hips
at the same time?

- Focus, Javier, focus.
- [sighs heavily]

- Elenita is a strong dancer.

She needs a strong lead.
- I�m not sure about this.

- Then you will fail.

Salsa is about passion,
\hno doubt, eh?

You have to meet her level.

[lively Latin music playing]

Show her you have what it takes.

Go again. Elbows up.

- All right, all right.

- Go. That�s it.

That�s it, good.
- Like that?

- Yeah, yeah, like that.

[both laughing]

- You got it. [chuckles]

Elbows up.
- All right, it feels good.

- Elbows up.
- Yeah.

- Hello.

Hi.
- Hi.

- Oh, my goodness, guess what.
- Hmm?

I think Javier and Roarke
\h\hare together.

- Didn�t you tell me
\hthey had a thing

a few months back?
- Well, yeah,

but it was more of, like,
a one night stand

kind of thing, but this? This is different.

I mean, Javier is taking
salsa lessons from Segundo.

And I�m pretty sure
\hthey snuck off

\hinto a storage room
during the party last night.

- Mm, clandestine meetings
in the storage room.

Sounds exciting.

-Well, you know,
there�s friend energy,

but then there�s love energy.

But there is
a distinct difference

between the two.
- Uh-huh.

- I think that they have
that love energy.

- Mm-hmm.

Does it bother you
that she�s not telling you?

- [sighs] I get it.

You know, Elena doesn�t
really do vulnerable.

And there�s nothing
\hmore vulnerable

than being in love.

Even if she doesn�t know it yet.

- Hmm.

- Oh, I actually need to check
on my cat lady.

\h\hl�m sorry.
I�ll see you soon, okay?

- [chuckles]

? ?

Bye.

? ?

- Tough day?

-[sighs]
My cat thinks I�m a loser.

-He�s a cat.
What does he know?

- He knows I haven�t been
\hon a date since 2016.

- Well, that is a long time.

-Do you have any idea
what it�s like out there?

Catfishers, ghosters,
bread-crumbers, benchwarmers.

The last date I went on,

\hit turns out
the guy lived in a van

and he just wanted
to massage my feet.

- [laughs] What?

-Bobo... I mean, Baron...
Loves me unconditionally.

- Hmm.
- Or at least I thought he did.

- It�s not only pets that can
\hlove you unconditionally.

People can too.

But not if you�re hiding away
\h\hin your apartment

�cause you�re scared
\hof getting hurt.

- You may have a point.
- Mm-hmm.

- You and Bobo.

- Okay, you see him over there?

That is Harrison.

And I happen to know
\hthat he is single

and a cat lover.

- He�s cute.
- Oh, yeah.

-There�s probably
something wrong with him.

- [chuckles]

Probably, yeah.

But what if you just dip
your toe in the water?

You know, have a little fun.
That�s all.

Come on, I�ll introduce you.
- Okay.

- Yeah. [chuckles]

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\h\hHey, Harrison,
I�d like you to meet Andi.

- Jessica Warren?

\h\hHi, I...
You might not remember me...

-Hi, Ashton.
Weird weekend, huh?

- Yeah, yeah, you too?

I caught Dengue fever
or something.

My head�s all fuzzy.

\h\hl don�t think
I drank that much, but...

seeing you
really turned around the day.

- Snorin� Warren?
What a thrill.

- I never called you that.

And I totally understand
why you fell asleep

in social studies class.

Mr. Pinto was a living,
breathing Valium.

[both chuckle]
- He was as engaging as Jell-O.

- Water flavored Jell-O.
- [laughs]

-So you want to ditch
the surf and turf dinner

and hang out?

[soft music]

- Um...

your wife wouldn�t mind?

- Happily divorced.
- Oh.

Uh, well, in that case,
l would love to.

? ?

- Great.
- Great.

[thunder rumbling]

[pounding on door]

-Andrea!
[thunder crashes]

You know that stuff
from the faucet?

It�s falling from the sky!

Andrea, let me in!

My cat fur�s all wet.

\h\hHi.
- Hello, Baron.

- Hi, um...

maybe we can just hide
\hunder the bed

until this is all over?

-Actually,
now is not a good time.

L�m with someone,
and I�m getting a life.

[tense music]

? ?

[soft music]

? ?

[baby giggling]

[knock at door]

- Are you ready to tell me
about Breadsticks?

- It was sophomore year,

and after a field trip,
everyone went to dinner.

All the other kids
were pigging out

\h\hon calamari
and mozzarella sticks,

\h\hand I lied
and said I was on a diet.

My mother had been MIA
for a few days.

That happened a lot.

And there was no food
in the house.

Luckily for me,

\h\hOlive Garden
has unlimited breadsticks.

[chuckles]

Anyways, I helped myself,

just jammed them in a bag.

[soft music]

One of Janie�s friends
must have seen,

because as I was leaving,
she unzipped my backpack,

and all of the breadsticks
came tumbling out.

? ?

"Breadsticks" was born.

[clears throat]

? ?

You know,
I froze my eggs ages ago.

I never even told Jessica.

- Why?

- I don�t know.
I was scared.

- Really? Of what?

- Maybe... changing things,

changing everything.

What if I can�t handle it?

My mother couldn�t.

- And Jessica was there for you.

You made each other feel safe,
right?

That�s what life rafts do.

How is that working for you?

? ?

This is what I know
about this island.

\hlt wouldn�t have shown you
something that you can�t have.

There is so much more
here for you, Tara.

All you have to do is...
take it.

- [sighs deeply]

- Well, I have a confession
to make.

I had such a crush on you
back in the day.

- [laughs]

But you were captain
of the football team.

\h\hYou dated
all the hottest cheerleaders.

- Well, more like they dated me.

\hlt wasn�t even me
that they were into.

They just wanted to go out
with a quarterback.

- Meanwhile, I was invisible.

- Not to me.

No, you were so different

from all the other girls
\h\hin school.

You cared about things.

- I can�t believe
you noticed that.

-So, listen,
there�s a prom tonight.

And since I didn�t have
\h\hthe guts

to ask you in high school,

would you do me the honor
and go with me now?

- Um...

[soft music]

? ?

[door creaks]

[thumping]

? ?

[birds chirping]

? ?

- Hey, Driscoll.

You really are rich, right?

I mean, that wasn�t a lie?

- Mm, I�m loaded.

- Then I want to talk to you
about a business idea

that�s gonna rock your world.

? ?

[light music]

-[sighs] Hey, buddy.

- [grunts]
- I got your gift.

- Did you like it?

- I really did.

Thank you.

- [grunts]
- You were right.

Thank you.

- I love you.

- You do?
- Of course.

You�re food lady.

\h\hAmong my kind,
that is the highest honor.

You feed me wet and dry food
and treats.

- [laughs]
- Every day!

And you tend to my latrine.

\hAnd you always fill
the birdfeeder with birdseed.

And when it�s cold at night,

you let me climb
on your lap and cuddle.

I am so happy.

I want you to be too.

You don�t have nine lives
\h\hlike I do.

Just this one.
- [chuckling] Oh.

- I want you to have
the best life.

? ?

[cat meowing]
- Aw.

I love you too. [chuckles]

By the way,
you�re on your own tonight.

I�m going to the prom.

[cat meows]

[chuckles]

[soft music]

? ?

- What�s all this?

- I�m taking you to prom.
\h\hRight here.

Here we go. Beautiful.

[lively Latin music playing]

[both chuckle]

- Where�d you learn that?
- Segundo.

But I swore him to secrecy.
- Segundo, eh?

- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm.

? ?

Well, thank you.
- You�re welcome.

- What now?

- Well, it�s prom.
\hWe dance.

- Let�s go.

[chuckles] Oh!

You know what?

\hWe may need
a bigger dance floor.

[horn honks]

[soft mysterious music]

? ?

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- What the...
- Hell?

[locks click]

\h\hOh.
- Oh, come on.

[grunting]

Pass the Rocky Road.

? ?

- We are so gonna get fired
\hfor taking these.

- Worth it.

- -Screw Janie and her airhead friends. We don�t need them anyway.
- Clearly they peaked in high school.

We�re way cooler than they are.

- And better than them.

-Tara Bendetti,
you�re my best friend.

\hAnd I promise
I will never hurt you.

And I will always have
\h\hyour back

no matter what, forever.

-Jessica Warren,
you�re my best friend.

\hAnd I promise
I will never hurt you.

And I will have your back
\hno matter what.

Forever.
- Forever.

- Okay.
- Okay.

[soft music]

- My God, those dresses
\h\hwere ugly.

- Those little geeks \hhad dreams.

- They did. Didn�t they?

- Yeah.

What happened to us?

- Instead of pushing each other
to be braver,

we... we stuck
with what made us feel safe.

- Each other.

- We have to stop doing that.

\hWe needed to cling
to each other in high school,

but maybe being
each other�s life rafts

kept us from learning to swim
on our own.

- I think we need \hto break up.

- Me too.

? ?

- I�m scared. -Me too.[both sniffle]
- But I think we have \hto do it anyway.

- Yeah.

And you�re gonna be
more than okay without me.

Better than okay.

I mean, you�re gonna be amazing!

\h\hYou and Ashton
are gonna change the world.

- You�re gonna be okay too.

You�re gonna write that book

and have a baby if you want to

and build an empire.

- [chuckles] [locks click]

- But first...

- We�re gonna rock this prom!
[chuckles]

[rock music playing]

? ?

- Oh, look.

\h\hBreadsticks
finally made it to prom.

-I can�t believe
I ever cared what you thought.

- [scoffs]

- [gasps] There�s your guy.

Better get your ass over there
and get him.

- Okay, I�m gonna get
my ass over there.

? ?

- ? Love at first sight ?

[ballad playing]

- Can business partners dance?

- Hell yes.
- Yeah.

[laughs]

-? As the wind
beneath your wings ?

- Aw.

[gasps] Hello!

Hi.

You look absolutely beautiful.

- [chuckles] Thanks.

- Uh, do you see them
\hover there?

Yeah, I think they have
that love energy

I was telling you about.
[chuckles]

- You know, I�ve been thinking
\h\habout love energy

and friend energy and us.

- Uh-oh.
- I love you.

But we have friend energy.

- No, we... we... we are...
- We�re friends.

We�re good friends.

And I want more,
and so should you.

- Gina...
- Look, I get it.

\hYou�re new at this,
and I was a safe space.

But love should be
\ha little scary.

- ? When you feel blue ?

? I�ll always show you I can ?

? So just don�t go too far ?

? Unless your love
don�t come ?

? I�ll be there for you ?

- Pardon me, mademoiselle.

Would you care to dance?

- Gina just dumped me.
- Oh.

- ? So just don�t go too far ?

- Then I�m afraid l must insist.

- ? Unless your love
don�t come ?

? I�ll be there for you ?

? When you feel blue ?

? I�ll always show you
\hl care, oh, yeah ?

? ?

[lively Latin music]

? ?

- Do you want to dance?
- Yes, I do.

- What is happening?

? ?

Did you know about this?

- Of course.
[chuckles]

I know everything.

? ?

- [laughs]

- What changed your mind?
- You.

[cheers and applause]

? ?

[upbeat music]

? ?

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