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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,867 --> 00:00:20,207 Don't worry, little friend. You're going to be right as rain. 2 00:00:21,417 --> 00:00:22,417 [turtle] Kill me. 3 00:00:27,555 --> 00:00:29,685 - [pet 1] Where's my mum? - [pet 2] Help. Quick. He's coming. 4 00:00:29,768 --> 00:00:31,768 - He's coming. - [pet 3] My fucking bone. 5 00:00:31,855 --> 00:00:33,645 [dog] Why have my owners abandoned me? 6 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,744 - [pet 4] I'm afraid. - [cat] Gonna scratch the shit out of ya. 7 00:00:35,822 --> 00:00:37,912 - [pet 1] I was in here first. - [snake] ¿Dónde estoy, carajo? 8 00:00:37,993 --> 00:00:39,583 Esto no es el bosque. 9 00:00:39,663 --> 00:00:42,883 - [dog] Please don't take my testicles. - [pet 1] Where's my mom and dad? 10 00:00:43,754 --> 00:00:45,384 - [pet 5] What is going on here? - Sorry. 11 00:00:45,465 --> 00:00:48,465 [turtle] Just do it. Do it, you coward. 12 00:00:48,556 --> 00:00:51,646 [pets chattering] 13 00:00:51,729 --> 00:00:54,399 - [pet 6] Anyone there? - [pet 1] Let me out! Let me out! 14 00:00:54,483 --> 00:00:57,873 [turtle] Go on. Walk away. Like you always do. 15 00:01:01,205 --> 00:01:06,835 [pet 7] Hungry. I'm hungry. Hungry. Hello, I'm hungry. Food, please. 16 00:01:07,426 --> 00:01:10,176 - [pet 8] I hate it here! [screams] - [headphones beep] 17 00:01:10,265 --> 00:01:12,265 [classical music playing] 18 00:01:23,668 --> 00:01:26,628 [dogs barking] 19 00:01:28,803 --> 00:01:29,813 Jizzlord? 20 00:01:30,932 --> 00:01:31,932 [dog whines] 21 00:01:33,478 --> 00:01:36,068 [rhythmic beeping] 22 00:01:44,751 --> 00:01:48,131 [rapid beeping] 23 00:01:48,216 --> 00:01:50,426 - [beeping stops] - Yep, he's microchipped. 24 00:01:50,513 --> 00:01:51,893 [typing] 25 00:01:52,892 --> 00:01:55,362 12 Prudence Drive. David. 26 00:01:55,439 --> 00:01:59,159 Do you reckon that's the owner's name or his name? Who calls a cat David? 27 00:01:59,238 --> 00:02:00,578 - [chuckles] - [Jen chuckles] 28 00:02:00,658 --> 00:02:02,948 This world doesn't make sense to me anymore. 29 00:02:03,789 --> 00:02:05,539 Yeah, that's probably his old owner's address. 30 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:06,586 Jen's my owner now. 31 00:02:06,670 --> 00:02:09,220 No, I'm not. You need to stop telling people that. 32 00:02:09,300 --> 00:02:11,140 Hey, maybe David knows where I come from. 33 00:02:11,220 --> 00:02:12,260 Wait. 34 00:02:12,347 --> 00:02:15,057 Are you experiencing post-transformational long-term memory loss 35 00:02:15,145 --> 00:02:16,145 and generalised aphasia? 36 00:02:16,230 --> 00:02:19,950 Yeah, I-- I'm experiencing post-transformational long-term… 37 00:02:20,030 --> 00:02:22,200 [stammers] …aphasia. 38 00:02:22,284 --> 00:02:23,374 Yeah, he's fucked. 39 00:02:23,453 --> 00:02:27,133 [groans] You poor thing. I couldn't do that. 40 00:02:27,211 --> 00:02:31,221 Not knowing who you are. Who you were. Drive me mad. 41 00:02:31,887 --> 00:02:33,137 I was adopted, you know. 42 00:02:33,223 --> 00:02:36,903 First thing that I did when I turned 18 was find out who my birth mother was. 43 00:02:36,980 --> 00:02:38,400 We have a great relationship, 44 00:02:38,483 --> 00:02:41,953 but at the same time, I did discover I'm a blood relative of Fred West, 45 00:02:42,032 --> 00:02:44,912 so… mixed bag, isn't it? 46 00:02:44,996 --> 00:02:45,996 [sighs] 47 00:02:49,506 --> 00:02:50,506 Ooh. 48 00:02:50,591 --> 00:02:53,931 Oh, uh, I wouldn't go for that one. 49 00:02:54,431 --> 00:02:55,431 Racist. 50 00:02:58,273 --> 00:02:59,283 [grunts] 51 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,906 ♪ Who that is, ho? ♪ 52 00:03:04,995 --> 00:03:08,165 ♪ That girl is a tomboy That girl is a tomboy ♪ 53 00:03:08,251 --> 00:03:11,631 [Jen] So it's a consultation, which is free. Which is good. 54 00:03:11,717 --> 00:03:14,507 And then an assessment and then a personalised treatment plan. 55 00:03:14,598 --> 00:03:16,938 - [Martin] When's your consultation? - I haven't booked it yet. 56 00:03:17,019 --> 00:03:18,939 [Martin chuckles] 57 00:03:19,023 --> 00:03:20,033 What? 58 00:03:20,108 --> 00:03:22,658 [Martin] You've always been a bit of a procrastinator, haven't you? 59 00:03:22,739 --> 00:03:23,739 [chuckles] No, I'm not. 60 00:03:23,824 --> 00:03:26,084 [Carrie] Oh, you absolutely are. 61 00:03:26,162 --> 00:03:28,882 She had to book a smear test a few months ago, Martin, 62 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:32,549 and oh, my God. I had to book it for her in the end. 63 00:03:32,634 --> 00:03:34,764 It was all clear, by the way. Thank God. 64 00:03:34,846 --> 00:03:35,676 Carrie. 65 00:03:35,765 --> 00:03:37,305 A bit of privacy, please? 66 00:03:37,392 --> 00:03:38,392 [sighs] 67 00:03:39,313 --> 00:03:40,323 [Martin] You know… 68 00:03:40,398 --> 00:03:42,148 No, don't do a dad speech. 69 00:03:42,235 --> 00:03:44,735 [Martin] Look, it's okay if you're scared. It's a big commitment. 70 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:49,004 I'm not scared. And I'm not a procrastinator, okay? 71 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:51,463 I'll book it as soon as I hang up. Promise. 72 00:03:51,546 --> 00:03:52,756 [Martin] Love you. 73 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:53,840 Love you. 74 00:03:53,926 --> 00:03:55,096 [phone beeps] 75 00:03:55,178 --> 00:03:56,718 - [phone dings] - [Kash groans] 76 00:04:00,021 --> 00:04:01,271 [grunts] 77 00:04:01,357 --> 00:04:02,567 [whispering] It can wait. 78 00:04:04,071 --> 00:04:05,201 [Kash] Mmm. 79 00:04:05,281 --> 00:04:08,371 - [phone dinging] - [Carrie moaning] 80 00:04:11,586 --> 00:04:14,426 [dinging continues] 81 00:04:14,509 --> 00:04:16,349 [panting] 82 00:04:16,429 --> 00:04:18,979 Stop thinking about your mission for two seconds, please. 83 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:22,019 [groans] But this is important. I can have sex with you any time. 84 00:04:24,696 --> 00:04:26,236 No, do-don't you dare-- 85 00:04:30,165 --> 00:04:31,745 [panting] 86 00:04:31,835 --> 00:04:34,005 Stop thinking about your mission for two seconds, please. 87 00:04:34,089 --> 00:04:37,469 Of course. You know you're the most important thing to me. 88 00:04:38,181 --> 00:04:39,181 [phone dings] 89 00:04:39,266 --> 00:04:40,936 There's just so much to do. 90 00:04:41,813 --> 00:04:44,653 Everyone keeps asking me questions about the mission tonight. 91 00:04:44,736 --> 00:04:46,736 Didn't realise being a hero would have so much admin. 92 00:04:46,823 --> 00:04:50,003 I would quite like to have sex with you right now. 93 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:53,460 I can do both. It's not like you need more than one hand anyway. 94 00:04:53,545 --> 00:04:55,715 You get the ball rolling, and I'll jump in. 95 00:04:56,885 --> 00:04:57,965 [sighs] 96 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:01,898 [sighs] 97 00:05:04,233 --> 00:05:05,573 [singsongy] Housekeeping. 98 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:08,413 [chuckles] No, it's me. It's Carrie. 99 00:05:08,491 --> 00:05:10,661 Why are you wearing a hazmat suit? 100 00:05:10,746 --> 00:05:14,746 Oh, giving the flat a little spring clean. Thought I'd start from the top down. 101 00:05:18,427 --> 00:05:20,517 - What? - You haven't come in a while. 102 00:05:20,599 --> 00:05:21,479 How'd you know? 103 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,110 You throw yourself into housework when you're sexually frustrated. 104 00:05:24,189 --> 00:05:27,319 Don't be silly. It's just a freshen up. 105 00:05:27,404 --> 00:05:32,374 A mop, scrub, hoover, curtain steam, dust, maybe do a charity shop run. 106 00:05:32,455 --> 00:05:34,995 What's this? It looks like junk. 107 00:05:35,086 --> 00:05:37,086 It's hookup lost and found. It's mainly Luke's stuff. 108 00:05:37,174 --> 00:05:39,974 If he hasn't texted me in a while, I find a sock under my bed, 109 00:05:40,054 --> 00:05:42,394 and I have to return it. Oh, in fact… 110 00:05:44,104 --> 00:05:45,324 [shutter clicks] 111 00:05:45,398 --> 00:05:47,898 How much do you think it costs to hire a power washer for the day? 112 00:05:47,987 --> 00:05:50,657 Oh, hey! Gordon. Oh, he'll see you right. 113 00:05:50,743 --> 00:05:54,123 One touch and bam, orgasm sorted. I'll text you his address. 114 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:57,668 - No, that's basically cheating. - Just bash one out, then. 115 00:05:57,757 --> 00:06:01,347 I've tried. I can't seem to get there. 116 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:03,180 Maybe there's something deeper going on then. 117 00:06:03,267 --> 00:06:05,687 You know, the heart and the vag are very closely linked. 118 00:06:05,773 --> 00:06:10,413 No, no, no, no, no. I just need to come, and then everything will be fine forever. 119 00:06:10,490 --> 00:06:12,620 Is it time? Can we go? Is it time to go? 120 00:06:12,703 --> 00:06:14,873 - Are you going out? - We're tracking down who Jizz used to be. 121 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,128 You shouldn't be going out until you've booked your consultation. 122 00:06:17,212 --> 00:06:18,632 - Who says I haven't? - Have you? 123 00:06:18,715 --> 00:06:21,175 - No. - [sighs] Promised your dad you would. 124 00:06:21,262 --> 00:06:24,432 What's he gonna do, haunt me? I'll do it after we solve him. 125 00:06:24,519 --> 00:06:26,399 We're going to his old owner's house. 126 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,740 I bet he'll have some great stories to tell. 127 00:06:28,819 --> 00:06:31,319 [opera music playing] 128 00:06:32,284 --> 00:06:33,294 Or not. 129 00:06:46,395 --> 00:06:48,725 - [Jizzlord] That's me. - I see you were close. 130 00:06:51,698 --> 00:06:53,828 "Hercule." What a dumb name. 131 00:06:54,912 --> 00:06:56,172 Oh, Jizzlord, look. 132 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:59,801 Do you remember winning, um, "best mixed breed short-hair"? 133 00:06:59,881 --> 00:07:01,511 Jen, I think I killed him. 134 00:07:01,593 --> 00:07:03,183 [cup rattles] 135 00:07:03,764 --> 00:07:05,314 - What? - I ran away, 136 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:07,731 and it bummed out his heart so hard he died. 137 00:07:07,813 --> 00:07:09,943 - [chuckles] No, I don't think that-- - Was I a bad pet? 138 00:07:10,026 --> 00:07:12,066 No. You're great. 139 00:07:12,155 --> 00:07:14,535 Look how many rosettes you won for your… 140 00:07:15,746 --> 00:07:16,786 proud rump. 141 00:07:16,873 --> 00:07:18,083 [dog barks] 142 00:07:19,252 --> 00:07:21,512 [barking continues] 143 00:07:35,409 --> 00:07:36,499 [barks] 144 00:07:44,512 --> 00:07:45,892 Why are you staring at a dog? 145 00:07:45,973 --> 00:07:48,483 That's not a dog. That's a demon. 146 00:07:48,562 --> 00:07:49,562 [Jen] Oh, he's so cute. 147 00:07:49,647 --> 00:07:51,147 - Hello. - [Jizzlord] No, he's not. 148 00:07:51,233 --> 00:07:53,153 We hated each other. 149 00:07:53,237 --> 00:07:55,407 I'd piss in his garden. He'd piss on my wall. 150 00:07:55,491 --> 00:07:58,291 If anyone here knows anything about me, it's that thing. 151 00:07:58,372 --> 00:08:02,212 We should take him to the vet. Make him talk. 152 00:08:02,297 --> 00:08:03,717 I know you're still learning, 153 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,390 but it's generally frowned upon to steal a dog from a funeral. 154 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,100 Okay, that's out then. 155 00:08:09,186 --> 00:08:11,726 Let's just go home and then do that thing you don't wanna do. 156 00:08:17,703 --> 00:08:19,083 Run, run, run, run. 157 00:08:19,164 --> 00:08:21,174 ["I Fought The Law" playing] 158 00:08:25,176 --> 00:08:28,266 ♪ Breakin' rocks in the hot sun ♪ 159 00:08:28,349 --> 00:08:31,519 ♪ I fought the law and the law won ♪ 160 00:08:31,606 --> 00:08:34,736 ♪ I fought the law and the law won ♪ 161 00:08:35,656 --> 00:08:38,946 [dog barking] 162 00:08:39,037 --> 00:08:42,127 He definitely does not like you. 163 00:08:42,210 --> 00:08:44,170 I don't know where he's picked up the word "cuck," 164 00:08:44,256 --> 00:08:46,006 but he's using it quite a bit. 165 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:47,513 [Jizzlord grunts] 166 00:08:47,596 --> 00:08:50,176 Ask him if he knows anything about Jizzlord's past. 167 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:51,558 Where he came from. 168 00:08:52,313 --> 00:08:54,323 - He says he does know where he came from. - Where? 169 00:08:56,238 --> 00:08:59,698 Homo island? That's not a real place, is it? 170 00:08:59,787 --> 00:09:02,667 - No, yeah, it's obviously not. And yet… - Stop it! 171 00:09:03,294 --> 00:09:05,764 - I hope you get put down. - Jizzlord! 172 00:09:05,841 --> 00:09:08,931 He says he's going to put you down first and then steal your woman. 173 00:09:09,014 --> 00:09:10,564 Hey, I'm on your side, you wee shit. 174 00:09:10,642 --> 00:09:13,312 Oh, uh, he says he does actually have some genuine information, 175 00:09:13,397 --> 00:09:15,777 but he wants something in return. 176 00:09:15,861 --> 00:09:18,071 [barking] 177 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:22,419 A day out. He hates his owner. He wants to do what he wants. 178 00:09:22,498 --> 00:09:24,088 - Tell him we'll do whatever he needs. - No! 179 00:09:24,712 --> 00:09:28,142 We have to do this. By the end of today, you're not going to be Jizzlord anymore. 180 00:09:28,218 --> 00:09:31,598 You could be Paul, or Matt, or some other white guy. 181 00:09:31,684 --> 00:09:32,694 The sky's the limit. 182 00:09:33,395 --> 00:09:35,475 [sighs] I wouldn't mind getting out for an afternoon. 183 00:09:35,567 --> 00:09:37,197 Just gets a bit much sometimes. 184 00:09:38,155 --> 00:09:41,035 It's their little screams. They never leave you. 185 00:09:42,831 --> 00:09:45,551 Tito, what do you want to do? 186 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,848 Does anyone know what "king shit" is? 187 00:09:50,931 --> 00:09:53,691 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 188 00:09:53,770 --> 00:09:56,690 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 189 00:09:56,776 --> 00:09:59,696 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 190 00:09:59,782 --> 00:10:03,412 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 191 00:10:07,965 --> 00:10:10,385 ♪ Reaching for higher grounds ♪ 192 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:15,270 ♪ Reaching for hi ♪ 193 00:10:27,295 --> 00:10:30,335 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 194 00:10:30,426 --> 00:10:33,766 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 195 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:36,400 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 196 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:39,610 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 197 00:10:47,836 --> 00:10:49,166 ♪ Reaching for hi ♪ 198 00:10:59,735 --> 00:11:01,025 ♪ Reaching for hi ♪ 199 00:11:02,198 --> 00:11:05,578 Thank you! I respect your choices! 200 00:11:06,414 --> 00:11:07,584 I don't think I like this. 201 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,295 Me either! 202 00:11:13,303 --> 00:11:16,143 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for higher grounds ♪ 203 00:11:26,873 --> 00:11:29,383 - [Kash] Do you need any help? - [woman screams] 204 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:33,090 [yelps] Oh, thanks a lot. This takes ages to clean up. 205 00:11:33,176 --> 00:11:36,556 Oh, s-so sorry. I-I think I might have a tissue somewhere. 206 00:11:36,642 --> 00:11:38,062 - Dickhead! - No. 207 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,150 You say you were helping people? 208 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,574 Uh, no. We're helping women, not people. 209 00:11:43,656 --> 00:11:45,736 It's just I've locked myself out my flat. 210 00:11:45,827 --> 00:11:48,247 We need to be available in case the women need us. 211 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:49,542 Like this young lady. 212 00:11:49,627 --> 00:11:50,627 Fuck off. 213 00:11:54,845 --> 00:11:57,425 [panting] 214 00:11:58,268 --> 00:11:59,268 [sighs] 215 00:12:10,877 --> 00:12:11,877 [grunts] 216 00:12:20,689 --> 00:12:22,819 - [Jen snorts] - [Jizzlord] What is this? 217 00:12:22,901 --> 00:12:26,071 Origin of the slang term "boner," which is pretty hilarious if you-- 218 00:12:26,157 --> 00:12:27,157 I like that. 219 00:12:27,243 --> 00:12:30,713 [chuckles] Uh, none for me. Thanks, gang. 220 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,042 [Tito barking] 221 00:12:33,005 --> 00:12:35,045 Okay, okay. 222 00:12:35,802 --> 00:12:39,982 I've never done this before. I have to admit, I'm a little curious. 223 00:12:40,895 --> 00:12:41,895 [snorts] 224 00:12:41,981 --> 00:12:44,151 [screams, grunts] 225 00:12:46,824 --> 00:12:48,624 - Ladies, please! - [Jizzlord] Guys, let's just-- 226 00:12:49,705 --> 00:12:52,915 [Dr Wenderburn] Tiffany, you have my LinkedIn! Find me! 227 00:12:53,504 --> 00:12:54,804 I know my rights! 228 00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:56,012 [person] Go away! Bye! 229 00:12:56,092 --> 00:12:59,772 You're making a big mistake! I have really good credit rating! 230 00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:03,190 - [Carl] Here we are. - Right, Ade. Your time to shine. 231 00:13:03,273 --> 00:13:05,823 Phase through the wall and open the door from the other side. 232 00:13:05,904 --> 00:13:08,874 - Uh, who? Who me? - Yeah. Do your thing. 233 00:13:08,951 --> 00:13:12,041 Uh… [chuckles] C-Can I have a word, please, Kash? 234 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,844 - Mm-hmm. - Um… 235 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:19,060 So, my thing, it only works with my body. I can't take anything with me. 236 00:13:19,138 --> 00:13:20,138 Okay. 237 00:13:21,351 --> 00:13:23,941 So that means my clothes-- I can't-- I have-- I-- 238 00:13:24,817 --> 00:13:25,817 [sighs] 239 00:13:28,323 --> 00:13:29,833 I have to be nude, 240 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:33,130 and I'm not very comfortable with my body right now, to be honest. 241 00:13:35,003 --> 00:13:37,843 - No one look, okay? - Don't worry. No one can see you. 242 00:13:42,602 --> 00:13:44,022 [pants] 243 00:13:48,698 --> 00:13:52,198 [grunting, groaning] 244 00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:55,378 [pants, grunts] 245 00:13:56,212 --> 00:13:58,222 [groaning] 246 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,022 [groaning continues] 247 00:14:06,274 --> 00:14:08,404 [Ade] I'm stuck. I didn't think it would be this thick. 248 00:14:08,486 --> 00:14:09,776 Just keep going. 249 00:14:09,865 --> 00:14:12,365 [Ade] I'm trying, uh, but can you still see me? 250 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,380 Uh, yeah. A little bit. 251 00:14:17,631 --> 00:14:20,511 [Ade] Is it my arse? Oh, my God, is it my arse? 252 00:14:20,595 --> 00:14:21,675 [shutter clicks] 253 00:14:21,764 --> 00:14:23,564 You can do this, Ade. Dig deep. 254 00:14:23,643 --> 00:14:25,693 [Ade] I literally can't. I don't have the energy. 255 00:14:25,772 --> 00:14:28,492 - I wonder if you clench and then wiggle… - Try changing the angle. 256 00:14:28,569 --> 00:14:30,359 - You've gotta believe in yourself. - Push it. 257 00:14:30,447 --> 00:14:32,407 - Like a little bit more to your right. - Grind it. 258 00:14:32,493 --> 00:14:33,703 [Ade] I know when I'm stuck. 259 00:14:33,788 --> 00:14:35,748 - [Gregor] Push! Push! - [Ade] Stop telling me I'm not stuck! 260 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,503 - Sure. - All right. 261 00:14:37,587 --> 00:14:39,627 Kash, you stay with Ade until he gets his strength up. 262 00:14:39,716 --> 00:14:42,176 The rest of you come with me. It's ladies' night at All Bar One. 263 00:14:42,262 --> 00:14:44,432 I'm sure there will be plenty of targets there. 264 00:14:44,518 --> 00:14:45,558 Wait, no! 265 00:14:45,645 --> 00:14:49,185 But you're the leader. I'm sure you'd never leave a man behind. 266 00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,291 Don't save anyone without me! 267 00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:56,210 [Ade grunts] How about now? Still out? 268 00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:59,214 Where next? Casino? 269 00:14:59,296 --> 00:15:01,126 I've already blown through the money I set aside 270 00:15:01,217 --> 00:15:03,637 for my laser eye surgery, but flip it. 271 00:15:04,181 --> 00:15:06,521 - [Tito barks] - Oh, right. 272 00:15:06,603 --> 00:15:09,993 He says you guys know how to party, and he's ready to tell you. 273 00:15:11,864 --> 00:15:13,624 He used to run into you when you were a stray. 274 00:15:13,701 --> 00:15:18,171 Always in the same alleyway, off Coburn Circus. 275 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,931 Must've been your territory. He says he hopes you find what you're looking for. 276 00:15:22,761 --> 00:15:23,931 Thank you, Tito. 277 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:28,900 Thank you, Tito. 278 00:15:28,981 --> 00:15:29,981 [chuckles] 279 00:15:30,651 --> 00:15:33,321 Uh, he has one more request. 280 00:15:33,406 --> 00:15:35,486 He's had enough of this human life. 281 00:15:35,578 --> 00:15:38,748 He wants to be free like the wolves of old. 282 00:15:39,795 --> 00:15:45,385 Free to roam and hunt. To feel cool earth and hot blood. 283 00:15:57,287 --> 00:15:58,287 [Tito barking] 284 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,340 - [horn honks] - [tyres screeching] 285 00:16:04,845 --> 00:16:07,385 - Uh… - [Tito whining] 286 00:16:07,474 --> 00:16:09,064 I'll take him back to the surgery. 287 00:16:18,163 --> 00:16:20,173 [knocking] 288 00:16:24,509 --> 00:16:26,559 - Hello. - Hello. 289 00:16:26,638 --> 00:16:30,098 I'm Jen's flat-mate. I just wanted to drop off this. 290 00:16:31,397 --> 00:16:32,937 You left it behind when you and Jen-- 291 00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:36,318 When the incident occurred. 292 00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:40,210 Oh, uh, well, thanks, I guess. 293 00:16:47,221 --> 00:16:48,641 - Would you like to come in? - Yes. 294 00:16:54,276 --> 00:16:57,406 [Gregor on radio] Alpha team, potential damsel-in-distress. 295 00:16:57,491 --> 00:17:01,421 Look tipsy. No coat. Could be Geordie. Can't confirm. 296 00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:03,419 Lady helpers, converge. 297 00:17:03,504 --> 00:17:04,764 No, no, wait for me. 298 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,468 [Gregor] Ignore that. Converge. 299 00:17:07,553 --> 00:17:09,813 No, wait for me. Hello? 300 00:17:09,891 --> 00:17:11,311 [Gregor] Converge, converge! 301 00:17:16,028 --> 00:17:19,578 Ade, mate, you'll be all right if I nip on, won't you? 302 00:17:19,661 --> 00:17:23,631 [Ade] No. Don't leave me. Kash. Kash! 303 00:17:29,138 --> 00:17:30,518 Anything coming back to you? 304 00:17:32,645 --> 00:17:33,645 [scoffs] No. 305 00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:40,952 I'm not ready to give up yet. Let's sit down, have a drink, regroup. 306 00:17:41,997 --> 00:17:44,127 They've got a 6% blood orange IPA on tap. 307 00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:49,259 What? 308 00:17:49,888 --> 00:17:51,268 You know this pub. 309 00:17:51,349 --> 00:17:54,019 What if it was your local when you were human? 310 00:17:54,104 --> 00:17:56,614 And I'm really sorry to break this to you, 311 00:17:56,693 --> 00:17:58,533 but I think you might have been a craft beer guy. 312 00:17:58,614 --> 00:18:00,034 - Is that bad? - Yeah. 313 00:18:00,785 --> 00:18:01,785 Yeah, it is. 314 00:18:07,172 --> 00:18:10,432 [blues music playing] 315 00:18:21,075 --> 00:18:22,945 Excuse me. Do you know this man? 316 00:18:23,037 --> 00:18:25,417 Did he use to come in here at all? Do you know anything about him? 317 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,550 Uh, no, I don't, but the landlady is coming in soon. 318 00:18:28,632 --> 00:18:30,392 She owns the place. She might know. 319 00:18:31,763 --> 00:18:33,063 Just like that? 320 00:18:33,141 --> 00:18:34,181 Just like that. 321 00:18:35,604 --> 00:18:36,614 Just like that. 322 00:18:36,690 --> 00:18:39,110 - [rattling] - [cup clinking] 323 00:19:00,111 --> 00:19:02,531 - So does Jen ever mention me? - Can you make me come? 324 00:19:03,744 --> 00:19:04,754 [sighs] 325 00:19:05,873 --> 00:19:09,303 Do you have any idea how many people come to me with this exact problem? 326 00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:11,129 It's just, my boyfriend's really busy, 327 00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,137 and it feels like he doesn't have time for me. 328 00:19:13,221 --> 00:19:15,601 That sounds like a general lack of intimacy in your relationship. 329 00:19:15,684 --> 00:19:17,064 I can't really help you with that. 330 00:19:17,145 --> 00:19:19,975 - [sobs] - Oh, God. Oh, God. Uh… 331 00:19:20,653 --> 00:19:21,783 Don't cry. Um… 332 00:19:21,863 --> 00:19:25,663 Okay, I'll-- Yeah. I'll help. I'll help. Just please, just don't cry. 333 00:19:36,518 --> 00:19:38,478 [Kash] Viper to alpha group. Update on location. 334 00:19:40,609 --> 00:19:43,529 Alpha group? I know you can hear me! 335 00:19:44,241 --> 00:19:47,751 [Seb] Kash-- I mean Viper. Uh, we need you. We need backup. 336 00:19:47,832 --> 00:19:51,722 Exeter Avenue. [whimpers] This is kicking off. Oh, God. Oh, God! 337 00:19:51,798 --> 00:19:52,798 Yes. 338 00:19:52,884 --> 00:19:55,224 ♪ You are so cute nice face Yeah ♪ 339 00:19:55,305 --> 00:19:58,725 ♪ We are so cute nice face Yeah ♪ 340 00:19:58,812 --> 00:20:02,362 ♪ You are so cute nice face Yeah ♪ 341 00:20:02,444 --> 00:20:05,334 ♪ We are so cute nice face Yeah ♪ 342 00:20:05,408 --> 00:20:07,198 [singing in Japanese] 343 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,211 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 344 00:20:12,297 --> 00:20:14,507 [singing in Japanese] 345 00:20:15,888 --> 00:20:19,138 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 346 00:20:19,227 --> 00:20:20,727 Maybe you should wash your hands first. 347 00:20:21,650 --> 00:20:23,440 Oh, uh, yeah, sure. 348 00:20:29,624 --> 00:20:32,634 [groans] Can't stand the waiting. I just wanna know. 349 00:20:32,713 --> 00:20:35,093 You know, like, what did you do for a job? 350 00:20:35,176 --> 00:20:40,266 I can't see you interacting with people or technology or heavy machinery. 351 00:20:41,146 --> 00:20:42,726 What would you want it to be? 352 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,145 We're so close to finding out who you are. 353 00:20:45,238 --> 00:20:46,408 Aren't you excited? 354 00:20:46,490 --> 00:20:47,990 Yeah, I feel sick. Yeah. 355 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,790 Great. I'm going to the loo. 356 00:21:03,315 --> 00:21:06,355 [clamouring, screaming] 357 00:21:08,409 --> 00:21:10,999 - [person] Hey, hey, hey! - Get off! 358 00:21:14,421 --> 00:21:15,971 - Kash. - What happened? 359 00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:18,010 Turn back time. Undo! 360 00:21:18,095 --> 00:21:21,385 So now you see why you need me, eh? Now you see why I'm in charge. 361 00:21:21,477 --> 00:21:24,937 - Kash! - Oh, there's no rush. Chill out, mate. 362 00:21:25,026 --> 00:21:26,696 [screaming continues] 363 00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,780 ["Freedom Now" playing] 364 00:21:34,796 --> 00:21:35,796 [grunts] 365 00:21:38,385 --> 00:21:41,265 I've never hit on your girlfriend, man. Have you seen her? 366 00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:42,730 [horn honks] 367 00:21:42,812 --> 00:21:45,112 - [grunts] - [screaming] 368 00:21:47,112 --> 00:21:49,372 [grunting, screaming] 369 00:21:52,832 --> 00:21:54,422 - Have you seen her? - [Kash] Seb, duck! 370 00:21:54,502 --> 00:21:56,632 - [grunts] - [screaming] 371 00:21:58,384 --> 00:21:59,724 - [horn honks] - [grunts] 372 00:21:59,804 --> 00:22:01,774 [screaming] 373 00:22:07,485 --> 00:22:08,695 - [screams] - [grunts] 374 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,916 [muffled groan] 375 00:22:17,046 --> 00:22:18,086 [grunts] 376 00:22:19,384 --> 00:22:21,104 [Gregor grunts] 377 00:22:23,852 --> 00:22:25,522 - Kash-- - Fuck off, Gregor. I know! 378 00:22:25,606 --> 00:22:29,906 [Seb] Viper, we need backup. We need you. Exeter Avenue. This is kicking off. 379 00:22:29,989 --> 00:22:31,699 [screams] 380 00:22:33,872 --> 00:22:34,712 You! 381 00:22:36,043 --> 00:22:37,173 Are you with them? 382 00:22:37,253 --> 00:22:39,973 - Kash, help us! - Kash. 383 00:22:40,051 --> 00:22:41,511 - Kash. Kash. - [Seb] Please. 384 00:22:41,596 --> 00:22:43,516 - No, mate. Don't know 'em. - [Seb] Oh, my God. 385 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,850 [grunting, screaming] 386 00:22:45,938 --> 00:22:48,608 [Randall] Just… Okay! All right. No, just-- 387 00:22:48,693 --> 00:22:50,403 - Kash! - [Seb] Kash, help us! 388 00:22:51,406 --> 00:22:55,116 [phone vibrating] 389 00:23:00,801 --> 00:23:04,141 All right, so how do you wanna do this? Firm handshake, or… 390 00:23:06,562 --> 00:23:09,652 No. I can't. I'm sorry. 391 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:19,795 You're right. This is wrong. I'm a freak. 392 00:23:20,423 --> 00:23:23,893 No. You have a gift. You can bring joy to people. 393 00:23:23,972 --> 00:23:29,272 You invited me into your home, and you tried to help me. You're a hero. 394 00:23:30,652 --> 00:23:31,742 Really? 395 00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:41,085 [door opens, closes] 396 00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:49,190 [knocking] 397 00:23:54,658 --> 00:23:55,738 Are you the come man? 398 00:23:58,958 --> 00:23:59,958 Yes, I am. 399 00:24:00,044 --> 00:24:02,134 ["True Love Will Find You in the End" playing] 400 00:24:08,561 --> 00:24:13,201 ♪ True love will find you in the end ♪ 401 00:24:16,577 --> 00:24:20,917 ♪ You'll find out Just who was your friend ♪ 402 00:24:24,927 --> 00:24:28,557 ♪ Don't be sad, I know you will ♪ 403 00:24:32,693 --> 00:24:35,363 ♪ But don't give up until ♪ 404 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:40,998 ♪ True love finds you in the end ♪ 405 00:24:44,299 --> 00:24:48,979 ♪ This is a promise with a catch ♪ 406 00:24:52,733 --> 00:24:56,743 ♪ Only if you're looking Will it find you ♪ 407 00:25:00,122 --> 00:25:04,262 ♪ 'Cause true love is searching too ♪ 408 00:25:08,388 --> 00:25:13,898 ♪ But how can it recognise you Unless you step out into the light? ♪ 409 00:25:13,983 --> 00:25:14,993 ♪ The light ♪ 410 00:25:19,494 --> 00:25:22,714 What the fuck? Why did you disappear? 411 00:25:22,793 --> 00:25:24,843 You can't just abandon people like that. 412 00:25:29,264 --> 00:25:31,484 [grunts] Oh, and it was a dead end, by the way. 413 00:25:31,561 --> 00:25:34,231 'Cause I actually went to the bother of finding out. 414 00:25:34,315 --> 00:25:37,025 You can't just make me give a shit about helping you and then quit. 415 00:25:37,113 --> 00:25:39,163 Do you not care about finding out who you are? 416 00:25:40,035 --> 00:25:41,035 What about me? 417 00:25:41,121 --> 00:25:44,091 What if I want to know who this man is I've let live with me? 418 00:25:46,882 --> 00:25:48,682 What if I don't like him? 419 00:25:48,761 --> 00:25:50,181 Well, at least you'll know. 420 00:25:51,141 --> 00:25:54,481 You can't keep putting it off just because it might not be the answer you want. 421 00:25:58,656 --> 00:25:59,866 You're so smart. 422 00:26:02,121 --> 00:26:03,121 I'm not. 423 00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:05,625 I'm a fucking idiot. 424 00:26:07,423 --> 00:26:08,513 I'm scared. 425 00:26:09,553 --> 00:26:11,063 I'm scared I'll go to this clinic, 426 00:26:11,139 --> 00:26:13,439 and nothing will change, and then I won't even have hope. 427 00:26:13,519 --> 00:26:14,769 I'll just have me. 428 00:26:16,441 --> 00:26:17,691 I don't like me. 429 00:26:18,738 --> 00:26:19,778 I like you. 430 00:26:22,495 --> 00:26:23,915 When you're not shouting at me. 431 00:26:23,998 --> 00:26:26,208 It's when you're eating something you're not meant to. 432 00:26:28,883 --> 00:26:31,223 You know, if I'm finding out, then you should too. 433 00:26:36,106 --> 00:26:38,066 Let's find out how shit we are together. 434 00:26:54,225 --> 00:26:55,305 [phone chimes] 435 00:27:01,156 --> 00:27:02,906 [chuckles] Works every time. 436 00:27:03,870 --> 00:27:04,870 Ooh. 437 00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,924 Should get new ones cut. Looks like you live here now. 438 00:27:10,257 --> 00:27:12,257 But you have to stop chewing charging cables. 439 00:27:14,808 --> 00:27:16,188 Why do you put up with me? 440 00:27:20,152 --> 00:27:21,242 Soft spot for strays. 441 00:27:31,675 --> 00:27:34,555 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 442 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,770 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for… ♪ 443 00:27:35,850 --> 00:27:37,940 [locksmith] You go on any nice holidays recently? 444 00:27:38,021 --> 00:27:39,531 [Ade] Yeah, Budapest. 445 00:27:39,608 --> 00:27:41,858 Oh, yeah. Missus wants to go to Prague. 446 00:27:41,946 --> 00:27:45,826 [Ade] Ah, but Prague's nice. They say Split's the same but cheaper. 447 00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:48,120 Oh, yeah? I must check it out. 448 00:28:00,190 --> 00:28:03,280 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 449 00:28:03,363 --> 00:28:06,123 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 450 00:28:06,202 --> 00:28:09,592 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 451 00:28:09,668 --> 00:28:13,088 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for higher grounds ♪ 452 00:28:21,357 --> 00:28:22,737 ♪ Reaching for higher grounds ♪ 453 00:28:22,819 --> 00:28:25,659 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪ 454 00:28:25,742 --> 00:28:29,332 ♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi Reaching for higher grounds ♪ 455 00:28:29,382 --> 00:28:33,932 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35800

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