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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: [Script Info] ScriptType: v4.00+ Collisions: Normal PlayResX: 1920 PlayResY: 1080 Timer: 100.0 WrapStyle: 0 [V4+ Styles] Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, StrikeOut, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding Style: Default,sans-serif,71,&H00FFFFFF,&H00FFFFFF,&H000F0F0F,&H000F0F0F,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0.00,1,2,3,2,20,20,20,0 [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.84,0:00:04.15,Default,,0,0,0,,[Waylon Jennings\Nsinging "Good Ol' Boys"] Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.54,0:00:08.76,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.85,0:00:11.20,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.77,0:00:14.81,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Beats all you never saw ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.90,0:00:18.25,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Been in trouble with the law\Nsince the day they was born ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.21,0:00:23.47,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.56,0:00:24.78,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.61,0:00:29.74,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Someday the\Nmountain might get 'em ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.83,0:00:31.35,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ But the law never will ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.48,0:00:36.10,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Makin' their way ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.18,0:00:38.14,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ The only way they know how ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.01,0:00:43.06,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ That's just a\Nlittle bit more ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.15,0:00:44.71,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Than the law will allow ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.41,0:00:49.72,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.80,0:00:51.42,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Wouldn't change\Nif they could ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.42,0:00:57.68,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Fighting the system like a\Ntrue modern day Robin hood ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.77,0:00:59.42,Default,,0,0,0,,[Bo and Luke] 'Yee-haw!' Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.12,0:01:04.25,Default,,0,0,0,,[country music] Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.34,0:01:06.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Bo and Luke Duke\Nknow every highway, road Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.73,0:01:08.74,Default,,0,0,0,,and cow path in\NHazzard County so well Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.82,0:01:11.83,Default,,0,0,0,,that they could probably\Ndrive 'em blindfolded. Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.91,0:01:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Lotta folks have wondered why\Nthe boys keep hangin' around. Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.79,0:01:19.97,Default,,0,0,0,,One reason is life in Hazzard\Nis plumb full of surprises. Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.45,0:01:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, Flash. Now, watch\Nyour superior leader here. Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.62,0:01:27.36,Default,,0,0,0,,[Rosco] 'This is my finest.' Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.45,0:01:29.93,Default,,0,0,0,,'We're gonna make a\Nfortune. I'm not kiddin' you'. Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.02,0:01:31.16,Default,,0,0,0,,' We'll make a fortune\Non this doodad.' Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.19,0:01:32.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm tellin' you, Flash Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.93,0:01:37.03,Default,,0,0,0,,we're gonna be up to your\Nnose in steaks and caviar. Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.11,0:01:39.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I love caviar. Do I know it! Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.99,0:01:48.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Cousin, for once, we can\Njust take it easy and kick back. Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.60,0:01:50.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, we oughta make it to\Nthe bank by 3:00. No sweat. Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.56,0:01:51.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.26,0:01:55.31,Default,,0,0,0,,On your tippy toes.\NI think I hear one. Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.79,0:01:59.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Good news! Good\Nnews! It's the Dukes! Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.92,0:02:04.27,Default,,0,0,0,,What in the world.. Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.88,0:02:12.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Dang it! That red light\Njust popped right out of tree. Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.24,0:02:15.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- Like a big old apple, huh?\N- Guess who did the plantin'. Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.85,0:02:17.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I told you it would work. Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.94,0:02:22.77,Default,,0,0,0,,[bluegrass music] Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.85,0:02:24.25,Default,,0,0,0,,[Rosco] Hold on, Flash. Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.33,0:02:26.16,Default,,0,0,0,,[siren wailing] Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.08,0:02:31.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I tell you, Flash,\Npolice work's my life. Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.08,0:02:33.52,Default,,0,0,0,,[music continues] Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.39,0:02:41.74,Default,,0,0,0,,[Rosco] 'Get away!' Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.83,0:02:43.44,Default,,0,0,0,,[music continues] Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.84,0:02:51.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you see what I see? Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.54,0:02:53.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I always suspected Rosco\Nwas a mite backwards Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.71,0:02:55.28,Default,,0,0,0,,but this is ridiculous. Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.37,0:02:56.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha ha! Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.84,0:02:58.89,Default,,0,0,0,,- Let's get out of here.\N- You got that right. Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.76,0:03:03.42,Default,,0,0,0,,The gears are jammed in reverse! Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.50,0:03:06.51,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll catch 'em in reverse\Nthen. Keep a lookout now. Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.55,0:03:09.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Luke. Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.68,0:03:11.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, he can't go fast backwards. Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.82,0:03:17.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, them Dukes don't know Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.04,0:03:19.82,Default,,0,0,0,,but this prison car\Ntaking a shortcut Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.91,0:03:21.78,Default,,0,0,0,,to the federal\Nslammer in Atlanta Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.87,0:03:23.87,Default,,0,0,0,,is gonna land\Nthem in more trouble Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.96,0:03:25.48,Default,,0,0,0,,than Custer had Indians. Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.53,0:03:32.14,Default,,0,0,0,,[music continues] Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.97,0:03:36.36,Default,,0,0,0,,[blabbering] Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.45,0:03:37.80,Default,,0,0,0,,In reverse, I don't care. Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.46,0:03:52.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that smarts. Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.47,0:03:54.42,Default,,0,0,0,,[music continues] Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.95,0:03:57.30,Default,,0,0,0,,[Rosco] Ooh! Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.17,0:04:02.82,Default,,0,0,0,,[Rosco blabbering] Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.91,0:04:06.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, we did it. We\Nfinally treed old Rosco. Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.57,0:04:09.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Better get back and help him\Nbefore the squirrels get at him. Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.88,0:04:16.53,Default,,0,0,0,,[male #1] 'Randall!' Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.10,0:04:21.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Randall! Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.28,0:04:23.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Randall, you tryin'\Nto get us killed? Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.98,0:04:25.72,Default,,0,0,0,,[groaning] Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.37,0:04:30.63,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, Leeman, you alright, man?\N- Yeah. Look at it. Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.24,0:04:33.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Randall! Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.68,0:04:37.08,Default,,0,0,0,,[male #2] 'He's out of it.' Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.16,0:04:38.64,Default,,0,0,0,,The keys! Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.78,0:04:43.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Get me out, man. Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.60,0:04:45.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.13,0:04:47.96,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's all set. Give it a shot.\N- Alright. Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.04,0:04:50.09,Default,,0,0,0,,It's alright, Flash.\NIt's alright, girl. Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.83,0:04:56.31,Default,,0,0,0,,[engine revving] Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.40,0:05:00.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Shoot, it ain't gonna work. Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.84,0:05:04.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, come on!\NBefore he comes to. Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.80,0:05:09.06,Default,,0,0,0,,- That gun.\N- Give me that. Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.15,0:05:10.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Grab the CB wires. Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.85,0:05:12.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright. Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.24,0:05:15.24,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunts] Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.29,0:05:17.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Get the bag. Come on. Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.38,0:05:22.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, we're off to a good start. Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.12,0:05:23.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Two dangerous\Nfelons on the loose Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.99,0:05:26.34,Default,,0,0,0,,and the chief law\Nofficer's up a tree. Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.74,0:05:29.78,Default,,0,0,0,,[Rosco] Ooh-hoo! Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.26,0:05:35.87,Default,,0,0,0,,- Good drivin'.\N- Alright. Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.96,0:05:38.35,Default,,0,0,0,,[Rosco] Oh ho! Oh,\Nwhat a horrendous.. Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.44,0:05:42.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know when it's easier,\Ngoin' up or comin' down. Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.18,0:05:43.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Out of the way, out of the way. Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.14,0:05:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright. Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.23,0:05:46.01,Default,,0,0,0,,You in one piece, Rosco? Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.10,0:05:49.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Flash is in a state.\NHer nose has gone dry. Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.10,0:05:51.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, she'll walk it off, Rosco. Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.50,0:05:53.28,Default,,0,0,0,,So is mine. Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.37,0:05:55.65,Default,,0,0,0,,We gotta get back into town.\NGotta be at the bank by 3:00. Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.72,0:05:58.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Right. Jesse's making a mortgage\Npayment. We're gonna celebrate. Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.24,0:06:01.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a purple pea-pickin'\Nminute. You ain't going nowhere. Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.86,0:06:04.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna write you a\Ncitation for runnin' that red light. Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.68,0:06:07.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Rosco, that was a phony light.\NThey don't put lights in trees. Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.91,0:06:10.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Hush! Don't make no difference.\NI'm gonna give you a citation. Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.30,0:06:11.82,Default,,0,0,0,,- It gets crazy right there..\N- Bye. Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.91,0:06:13.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait now. Wait! Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.43,0:06:15.22,Default,,0,0,0,,[blabbering] Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.30,0:06:16.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.57,0:06:18.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Freeze! Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.52,0:06:21.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I caught 'em once\Nbackwards, I'll do it again. Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.49,0:06:27.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, hang on! Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.32,0:06:29.93,Default,,0,0,0,,[siren wailing] Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.50,0:06:34.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Cover you ears, Flash. Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.37,0:06:38.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want a lady to hear\Nwhat I'm about to say. Ghjuk! Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.15,0:06:41.37,Default,,0,0,0,,[Boss] 'Mable, this is J.D.\NHogg. Give me my bank, please.' Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.46,0:06:43.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Laverne, this is me. Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.68,0:06:46.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Jesse Duke show\Nup at the bank yet? Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.33,0:06:48.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm! Good, good. Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.12,0:06:50.16,Default,,0,0,0,,There's only 30 minutes to go. Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.25,0:06:55.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, at 3:00 p.m. sharp,\Nyou bang them front doors shut. Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.39,0:06:58.17,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughing] Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.26,0:07:01.48,Default,,0,0,0,,One of these days Jesse Duke is\Ngonna miss his mortgage payment Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.57,0:07:06.75,Default,,0,0,0,,and I just got me a feeling\Ntoday might be that very day. Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.71,0:07:10.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Here you go, girls. Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.53,0:07:13.49,Default,,0,0,0,,It's gonna have to hold\Nuntil we get back from town. Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.58,0:07:18.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Daisy, 20 minutes\Ntill 3:00. We're cuttin' it short. Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.15,0:07:21.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Uncle Jesse. Do you\Nhave the mortgage money? Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.94,0:07:23.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Right here. I wouldn't\Ngo to town without it. Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.98,0:07:25.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, just checkin'. Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.20,0:07:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Just hold it! You folks\Nain't goin' nowhere. Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.73,0:07:34.38,Default,,0,0,0,,[Jesse] What's goin' on here? Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.47,0:07:37.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Just climb down outta\Nthere. We'll tell you, papi. Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.30,0:07:39.52,Default,,0,0,0,,[yelling] Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.61,0:07:41.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't. Now, don't. Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.26,0:07:44.74,Default,,0,0,0,,That's real smart,\Nunc. Real smart. Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.83,0:07:47.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I hear you say something\Nabout some mortgage money. Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.44,0:07:50.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, you got the\Nmoney. Now, just let her go. Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.22,0:07:52.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll behave. Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.23,0:07:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, there goes the farm.\NAnd things are just startin'. Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.02,0:08:04.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Rosco held us up longer\Nthan I thought he did. Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.72,0:08:06.37,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna be a mite late. Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.46,0:08:08.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Put the pedal to the\Nmetal, cousin. Let's go. Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.24,0:08:09.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm doing my best. Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.73,0:08:16.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Cooter was cruising the\NDuke trails looking for debris Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.47,0:08:18.56,Default,,0,0,0,,which was good\Nbusiness in Hazzard. Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.43,0:08:23.00,Default,,0,0,0,,[intense music] Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.66,0:08:36.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop! Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.10,0:08:45.11,Default,,0,0,0,,While the guard from the\Nstate prison was telling Cooter Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.19,0:08:47.33,Default,,0,0,0,,all about them escaped convicts Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.41,0:08:50.55,Default,,0,0,0,,back in town, there was\None very happy fat man. Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.63,0:08:54.72,Default,,0,0,0,,3 o'clock! 3 o'clock!\NIt's 3 o'clock already. Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.81,0:08:56.20,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughing] Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.29,0:08:59.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Close them doors tight,\Nand lock 'em up good. Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.38,0:09:01.91,Default,,0,0,0,,The bank is closed! Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.99,0:09:04.82,Default,,0,0,0,,And Jesse Duke has\Nforfeited on his mortgage. Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.91,0:09:07.30,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughing] Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.39,0:09:09.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I got me a farm! Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.78,0:09:12.22,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ J.D. Hogg has a farm ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.31,0:09:14.31,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.40,0:09:16.70,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And on that farm\Nhe's got some sheep ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.79,0:09:18.49,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.57,0:09:20.58,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ With a baa here\Nand a baa there ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.66,0:09:22.67,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Here a baa, there a baa,\Neverywhere a baa baa ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.75,0:09:25.76,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ J.D. Hogg has a farm ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.84,0:09:28.93,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ E-I-E-I.. ♪♪ Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.02,0:09:30.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Own it! Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.85,0:09:37.59,Default,,0,0,0,,[tires screeching] Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.68,0:09:40.64,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's a minute after 3:00.\N- The bank's closed up tight. Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.73,0:09:42.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Uncle Jesse's truck. Where do\Nyou suppose he and Daisy are? Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.95,0:09:45.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I don' know. Try him on the C.B. Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.17,0:09:48.26,Default,,0,0,0,,[Bo] 'Shepherd, this is Lost\NSheep. Shepherd to Lost Sheep.' Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.34,0:09:49.61,Default,,0,0,0,,'Shepherd, you..' Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.82,0:09:53.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It ain't like him to miss\Na payment like that. Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.57,0:09:56.13,Default,,0,0,0,,That's for sure.. Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.22,0:09:58.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Lost Sheep to Shepherd, you\Ngot your ears on? Come back. Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.40,0:10:00.49,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ J.D. Hogg has a farm ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.57,0:10:02.14,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.23,0:10:04.32,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And on that farm\Nhe got some pigs ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.40,0:10:05.97,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.06,0:10:08.28,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ With an oink oink here,\Nand an oink oink there ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.36,0:10:10.25,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Here an oink, there an oink,\Neverywhere an oink oink ♪♪ Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.28,0:10:12.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Boss. Have you\Nseen our Uncle Jesse? Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.41,0:10:14.50,Default,,0,0,0,,No. No Uncle Jesse. Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.59,0:10:16.54,Default,,0,0,0,,No current mortgage payment. Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.63,0:10:18.76,Default,,0,0,0,,And now that 3 p.m.\Nhas come and gone Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.85,0:10:21.20,Default,,0,0,0,,you Dukes ain't got no farm. Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.29,0:10:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Just hold on a second.\NSomethin' must have happened. Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.38,0:10:27.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You know that. You gotta\Ncut him a half hour slack or so. Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.38,0:10:29.51,Default,,0,0,0,,- Where does it say that?\N- Oh, come on, Boss! Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.60,0:10:31.82,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't take Uncle\NJesse's farm away from him. Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.91,0:10:33.71,Default,,0,0,0,,The farm's been in our\Nfamily for generations. Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.78,0:10:36.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Ain't that a cryin' shame then? Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.30,0:10:39.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, now it's my said duty to\Ngo seek out your Uncle Jesse Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.92,0:10:42.48,Default,,0,0,0,,and serve him with\Nthis foreclosure notice Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.57,0:10:44.27,Default,,0,0,0,,and make that farm my own. Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.36,0:10:45.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, time's a-wastin'! Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.97,0:10:48.01,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ J.D. Hogg has a farm ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.10,0:10:49.80,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.88,0:10:52.84,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And on his farm he\Ngot some ducks.. ♪♪ Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.32,0:11:01.02,Default,,0,0,0,,This here's Lost Sheep callin'\Nthe Shepherd. Come in, Shepherd. Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.11,0:11:03.43,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the Lost Sheep callin' the\NShepherd. It's an emergency. Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.46,0:11:05.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Come back. Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.51,0:11:07.79,Default,,0,0,0,,[Jesse] Now, you fellas have\Ngot the money and everything. Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.86,0:11:10.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you just hit the\Nroad before the law shows up? Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.73,0:11:13.12,Default,,0,0,0,,'Cause we kinda like it here. Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.21,0:11:16.17,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a nice cozy little\Nplace. Now move it. Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.26,0:11:19.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, how about fixin'\Nus a little chow, sugar? Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.87,0:11:21.65,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not hungry. Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.74,0:11:24.09,Default,,0,0,0,,- Feisty little filly, huh?\N- Oh, fix it yourself! Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.18,0:11:28.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Daisy, Daisy, it's\Nalright. I'll help you fix it. Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.49,0:11:31.01,Default,,0,0,0,,[bluegrass music] Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.71,0:11:37.45,Default,,0,0,0,,[music continues] Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.54,0:11:39.76,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughing] Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.85,0:11:41.98,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ J.D. Hogg has a farm ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.07,0:11:43.46,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ E-I-E-I.. ♪♪ Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.54,0:11:46.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a minute. Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.20,0:11:48.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Boss, we're in a hurry.\NGet outta the way. Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.20,0:11:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You ain't passin'\Nme. No siree, Bob. Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.29,0:11:53.86,Default,,0,0,0,,You're messin' with an old\Nridge runner. That's what. Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.95,0:11:56.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- Get around him.\N- I'm tryin' to, dang it! Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.39,0:12:00.43,Default,,0,0,0,,[Boss blabbering] Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.52,0:12:02.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop! Stop! Stop! Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.44,0:12:10.09,Default,,0,0,0,,[Luke] 'It's a little early for\NBoss to be hittin' the hay.' Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.18,0:12:12.70,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughing] Alright! Nice move. Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.84,0:12:17.45,Default,,0,0,0,,There's Winnie and Bob Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.54,0:12:20.23,Default,,0,0,0,,left over from last\Nnight's square dance. Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.32,0:12:23.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, hey, hey,\Nwhat's goin' on here? Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.45,0:12:26.72,Default,,0,0,0,,This ain't no drive-in movie.\NGo on, shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.81,0:12:29.85,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, her daddy's\Nbeen lookin' for 'em. Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.94,0:12:33.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, this thing\Nwon't start at all. Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.46,0:12:35.90,Default,,0,0,0,,What's in tarnation's\Nthe matter with it? Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.99,0:12:39.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, that younger\Ngeneration. My, oh, my... aah! Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.08,0:12:42.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.61,0:12:46.61,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunting] Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.31,0:12:56.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- Somebody's comin'.\N- Not a sound out of you two. Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.01,0:13:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,- Pickup's still here.\N- Uncle Jesse ain't took sick. Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.36,0:13:06.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Uncle Jesse! Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.28,0:13:08.41,Default,,0,0,0,,- Uncle Jesse.\N- There you are. Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.50,0:13:10.85,Default,,0,0,0,,[indistinct chatter] Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.94,0:13:14.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Put 'em up, country boys,\Nand don't try anything cute. Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.20,0:13:18.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! No, I wouldn't\Nthink of it. Go for it, Luke! Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.90,0:13:22.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, "Go for it, Luke"\Nusually means trouble. Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.69,0:13:28.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Aah! Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.74,0:13:30.39,Default,,0,0,0,,You ain't runnin' nowhere. Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.70,0:13:36.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Hammer, Hammer, cool it. Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.09,0:13:37.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You're gettin' off\Nlucky, wise guy. Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.44,0:13:41.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- You alright?\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.75,0:13:43.42,Default,,0,0,0,,- How about you two? You okay?\N- We're fine. Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.45,0:13:46.06,Default,,0,0,0,,They got the mortgage money,\Nbut that'll make no difference. Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.15,0:13:48.93,Default,,0,0,0,,They've come from that station\Nwagon we saw down the creek. Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.02,0:13:51.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you ain't as\Ndumb as you look. Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.32,0:13:53.63,Default,,0,0,0,,You got what you want.\NWhy don't you leave us alone? Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.72,0:13:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You gotta be kiddin', plowboy. Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.46,0:13:57.42,Default,,0,0,0,,'We were on our way to\Nthe federal penitentiary.' Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.50,0:13:59.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Roads must be\Ncrawlin' with law by now. Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.68,0:14:02.68,Default,,0,0,0,,We lay low right here.\NWe figure a way out. Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.77,0:14:06.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Take them to another room. If\Nthey move a finger, waste 'em. Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.82,0:14:09.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Get! Come on, plowboy. Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.35,0:14:16.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- We gotta get out and get help.\N- I know it. Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.87,0:14:18.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sit!\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.09,0:14:20.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- Alright.\N- Shut your yap! Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.22,0:14:21.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir. Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.79,0:14:26.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- Cletus!\N- What! Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.49,0:14:29.15,Default,,0,0,0,,- When I say go, go!\N- Why, I'm goin'. Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.23,0:14:30.51,Default,,0,0,0,,- What's the matter with you?\N- I'm goin'. Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.54,0:14:31.93,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, you infuriate me. Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.02,0:14:33.24,Default,,0,0,0,,[engine revving] Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.32,0:14:35.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I said go slow. Cletus! Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.63,0:14:39.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- Shut it down!\N- What's wrong with that? Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.33,0:14:41.29,Default,,0,0,0,,- What's the matter with you?\N- What do you mean? Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.37,0:14:42.90,Default,,0,0,0,,When I said go\Nslow, I meant go slow. Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.99,0:14:44.81,Default,,0,0,0,,- Get the chain off.\N- How come I gotta do it? Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.90,0:14:47.21,Default,,0,0,0,,They tore the transmission\Nright outta my vehicle. Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.12,0:14:51.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Now we'll see if this\Ndang thing don't start. Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.56,0:14:59.44,Default,,0,0,0,,[engine starts] Aaaah! Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.52,0:15:01.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hold that.\N- Ooh. Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.57,0:15:03.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh. Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.92,0:15:05.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- Ow!\N- Ghk-ghk! Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.01,0:15:08.66,Default,,0,0,0,,[Boss over CB] 'J.D. Hogg\Ncalling Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.' Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.75,0:15:10.01,Default,,0,0,0,,'Come in.' Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.10,0:15:11.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Oh! Cletus! Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.58,0:15:13.02,Default,,0,0,0,,[Rosco screaming] Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.10,0:15:15.45,Default,,0,0,0,,This is J.D. Hogg\Ncalling Sheriff Coltrane.. Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.54,0:15:17.02,Default,,0,0,0,,[Rosco screaming] Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.11,0:15:18.93,Default,,0,0,0,,'Where are you? Come\Nback, and I mean quick.' Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.02,0:15:20.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Cletus, you're gonna get your.. Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.89,0:15:22.55,Default,,0,0,0,,[screaming] Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.63,0:15:24.90,Default,,0,0,0,,This is Rosco P. Coltrane. Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.98,0:15:27.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Rosco, where the\Ndevil are you at? Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.33,0:15:30.21,Default,,0,0,0,,You sound like you're sittin'\Ndown in a boiling hot tub. Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.29,0:15:32.03,Default,,0,0,0,,[screaming] Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.12,0:15:34.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, alright, alright,\Nalright, alright, never mind! Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.43,0:15:37.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, meet me at the Duke\Nfarm, and I mean on the double. Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.60,0:15:40.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm foreclosin' on the place,\Nand there may be trouble. Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.83,0:15:43.35,Default,,0,0,0,,- Over and out.\N- That's a 10-4.. Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.53,0:15:57.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'm real sorry, sheriff.\N- One thing I agree about. Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.45,0:15:59.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You're the sorriest\Ndeputy that ever breathed. Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.45,0:16:01.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, get in your vehicle Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.28,0:16:04.68,Default,,0,0,0,,and take off towards town,\Nand don't come near my vehicle. Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.76,0:16:08.33,Default,,0,0,0,,- Alright, I won't.\N- My vehicle is more than.. Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.42,0:16:11.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- I hate you!\N- 'That's not nice.' Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.25,0:16:13.08,Default,,0,0,0,,[country music] Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.21,0:16:21.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh-oh. Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.78,0:16:26.22,Default,,0,0,0,,[horn blaring] Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.31,0:16:36.23,Default,,0,0,0,,- Rosco, we got a problem.\N- What? Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.32,0:16:37.97,Default,,0,0,0,,- Escapees.\N- Sheriff.. Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.06,0:16:40.36,Default,,0,0,0,,The problem wasn't\Ntwo escaped cons. Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.45,0:16:44.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Ol' Rosco told the guard\Nhe was in hot pursuit. Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.37,0:16:47.07,Default,,0,0,0,,That he'd radio Cletus\Nand loan him a patrol car. Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.15,0:16:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean here in Hazzard? Ohh! Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.29,0:16:51.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Good news! Good\Nn... hot pursuit. Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.64,0:17:00.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Leeman. Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.25,0:17:01.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at this. Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.78,0:17:03.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I been in them plowboys' closet. Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.04,0:17:06.65,Default,,0,0,0,,- Take your pick.\N- Wait, that's our clothes. Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.74,0:17:08.04,Default,,0,0,0,,[horn blaring] Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.13,0:17:10.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold it. Hold it. Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.18,0:17:13.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone is coming.\NNot a sound outta ya. Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.27,0:17:19.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- Unc.\N- Yeah? Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.49,0:17:22.19,Default,,0,0,0,,- Who is that?\N- That's J.D. Hogg. Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.54,0:17:26.28,Default,,0,0,0,,He's one of the town bigwigs. Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.37,0:17:28.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, Hammer,\Ntake 'em two in back. Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.24,0:17:30.33,Default,,0,0,0,,- Now, get!\N- Yes, sir. Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.41,0:17:32.55,Default,,0,0,0,,- Now, move.\N- Alright. Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.63,0:17:36.03,Default,,0,0,0,,[Leeman] 'Alright, listen, you get\Nrid of him and no funny business.' Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.11,0:17:38.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll be watching\Nyou like a hawk. Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.55,0:17:40.68,Default,,0,0,0,,[Boss laughing] Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.65,0:17:49.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my oh my! He he he! Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.52,0:17:51.87,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ J.D. Hogg has a farm ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.96,0:17:53.87,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.96,0:17:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And all this farm\Nhe's gonna keep ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.92,0:17:57.74,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.83,0:17:59.92,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ With a chick chick here\Nand a chick chick there ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.01,0:18:02.20,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Here a chick, there a chick,\Neverywhere a chick chick.. ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.23,0:18:04.19,Default,,0,0,0,,[knock on door]\N'Come on in. It's open.' Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.27,0:18:06.28,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ J.D. Hogg has a farm ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.36,0:18:08.06,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪♪ Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.15,0:18:11.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, good day to\Nyou, Jesse, Daisy. Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.28,0:18:14.11,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a fine day today,\Nain't it? A wonderful day! Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.20,0:18:17.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Fact is I've been waiting for\Nthis day for a long, long time. Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.59,0:18:19.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I bet you have. Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.38,0:18:22.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Jesse Duke, I hereby serve\Nyou with a foreclosure notice Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.03,0:18:26.47,Default,,0,0,0,,for failure to pay your\Nmortgage payments on time. Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.56,0:18:31.00,Default,,0,0,0,,And I hereby request you to\Nevacuate my farm immediately. Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.08,0:18:34.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh... J.D., you can't kick us\Nout 'cause we got nowhere to go. Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.65,0:18:36.61,Default,,0,0,0,,And we did try to make\Nthe mortgage payments Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.70,0:18:38.93,Default,,0,0,0,,but something came up that\Nwe just didn't figure on, Boss.. Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.96,0:18:42.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, so, J.D., why don't\Nyou just run on back to town Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.79,0:18:44.49,Default,,0,0,0,,and get in that\Nlittle office of yours? Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.57,0:18:46.23,Default,,0,0,0,,And we'll be in to\Nsee you next week. Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.32,0:18:48.58,Default,,0,0,0,,And we can talk\Nthis whole thing over. Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.67,0:18:51.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm-mm-mm. Just get\Nyour hands off me, Jesse. Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.45,0:18:55.24,Default,,0,0,0,,As of 3:00 p.m.\Ntoday, this farm is mine. Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.32,0:18:57.85,Default,,0,0,0,,And I ain't leavin'.\NNo siree, Bob! Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.94,0:18:59.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You all are. Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.59,0:19:01.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Boss, you wouldn't\Nlike farm life. Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.85,0:19:04.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- Now, just get outta here.\N- It's for your own good. Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.81,0:19:06.64,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, for my own good?\N- That's right. Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.73,0:19:08.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, you ain't\Nthreatening me, are you? Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.77,0:19:12.69,Default,,0,0,0,,No, we ain't threatening\Nyou. J.D., just get out. Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.78,0:19:15.17,Default,,0,0,0,,- That's the best thing for...\N- Oh, listen, Jesse. Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.26,0:19:17.17,Default,,0,0,0,,You can jaw at me all you want. Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.26,0:19:20.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I still... am not... leavin'. Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.70,0:19:23.27,Default,,0,0,0,,[dramatic music] Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.35,0:19:25.96,Default,,0,0,0,,You made your choice,\Nfatty. Welcome to the party. Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.05,0:19:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What's goin' on here? Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.79,0:19:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You Dukes are trying to pull\Na fast one on me, ain't you? Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.66,0:19:34.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Who do you think you are\Nall dressed up like a jailbird? Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.49,0:19:36.71,Default,,0,0,0,,J.D., he isthe jailbird. Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.80,0:19:38.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Who I am ain't none\Nof your business Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.93,0:19:40.80,Default,,0,0,0,,'you overstuffed bean bag.' Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.89,0:19:42.55,Default,,0,0,0,,You in it with the\Nrest of 'em now. Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.63,0:19:45.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Tried to tell you, you\Nstubborn mule, to get outta here Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.72,0:19:47.07,Default,,0,0,0,,but you wouldn't listen. Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.16,0:19:48.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Hammer, bring them\Nother two in here. Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.51,0:19:52.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-oh! Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.77,0:19:54.47,Default,,0,0,0,,See here, gentlemen. Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.56,0:19:57.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm J.D. Hogg, county\Ncommissioner of Hazzard County. Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.82,0:20:00.91,Default,,0,0,0,,And I have no connection\Nwith these here Dukes. Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.00,0:20:04.65,Default,,0,0,0,,If you have problems with them,\NI leave you to work it out and... Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.74,0:20:06.61,Default,,0,0,0,,You hold it. Get\Nback over there, blimp Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.70,0:20:08.57,Default,,0,0,0,,before I let out your hot air! Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.14,0:20:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,[instrumental music] Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.50,0:20:21.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, rube, you've bought it! Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.28,0:20:25.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, fella, you\Ncan still leave. Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.72,0:20:28.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- You're getting in this deep.\N- Not as deep as you, fella. Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.77,0:20:30.98,Default,,0,0,0,,You're heading\Nfor six feet under. Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.07,0:20:32.51,Default,,0,0,0,,[siren wailing] Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.16,0:20:38.86,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sounds like Cletus.\N- No, it's more like Rosco. Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.95,0:20:40.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, whoever it is Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.52,0:20:42.65,Default,,0,0,0,,it's gotta be the Hazzard\NCounty Sheriff's department. Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.74,0:20:46.61,Default,,0,0,0,,They work for me, so you\Nbetter run for it while you can. Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.70,0:20:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Didn't work. Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.09,0:20:49.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- Leeman, it's the fuzz.\N- 'I know it.' Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.57,0:20:52.27,Default,,0,0,0,,- Let's split.\N- No way, no way. Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.88,0:21:00.71,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no! No, no, Flash.\NYou're blocking daddy's vision. Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.80,0:21:04.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Rosco's driving is\Nimprovin', ain't it? Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.28,0:21:06.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Dang! This has got to be\Nthe busiest place in town. Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.80,0:21:09.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Hammer! I wanna keep\Nan eye on those two. Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.50,0:21:10.98,Default,,0,0,0,,You get unc and\Nthe gal outta here. Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.07,0:21:15.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Little gal, unc,\Nmove! Move it! Go on! Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.33,0:21:19.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, say, my dear,\Nsir, if you just let me go Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.25,0:21:21.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I could arrange for you\Nto be let go in some way. Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.47,0:21:23.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Just shut up! Just sit down! Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.73,0:21:24.56,Default,,0,0,0,,- Alright.\N- Sit down! Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.65,0:21:26.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, I'm sitting down. Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.74,0:21:28.35,Default,,0,0,0,,You two, get over\Nhere and sit down. Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.43,0:21:29.83,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes, sir.\N- Yeah, we're going. Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.91,0:21:32.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, I want you\Nto act real natural. Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.96,0:21:34.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Get rid of that sheriff\Nor I'll start shootin'. Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.57,0:21:36.09,Default,,0,0,0,,You got it. Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.18,0:21:38.23,Default,,0,0,0,,You almost feel\Nsorry for them ol' boys Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.31,0:21:40.32,Default,,0,0,0,,pickin' Hazzard\NCounty to get trapped in. Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.40,0:21:43.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, I'm gonna teach\Nyou how to foreclose. Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.23,0:21:46.67,Default,,0,0,0,,The secret of foreclosin'\Nis-is looking mean, you know. Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.76,0:21:50.67,Default,,0,0,0,,You know how to look mean,\Nyou gotta show your little fangs. Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.76,0:21:53.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Get 'em ready, and\Njust snarl, and snap. Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.37,0:21:56.20,Default,,0,0,0,,It's nice of you Dukes\Nto have seen the light Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.29,0:21:58.94,Default,,0,0,0,,and not make no fuss about\Nthis here foreclosing order. Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.03,0:22:00.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Boss! Hey, Boss. Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.90,0:22:04.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, Flash and me, we got\Nhere just as quick as we could. Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.34,0:22:06.56,Default,,0,0,0,,[Boss] 'Alright.' Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.65,0:22:08.05,Default,,0,0,0,,[Rosco] 'Are these guys\Ngiving you a hard time?' Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.08,0:22:12.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Why should we? He's\Ngot us dead to rights. Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.35,0:22:14.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Uncle Jesse did not make\Nthat mortgage payment on time Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.52,0:22:16.66,Default,,0,0,0,,so the farm legally\Nbelongs to Boss. Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.74,0:22:19.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You might as well run along,\Neverything's peaceful here. Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.57,0:22:21.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- Bye. We're all normal.\N- You mean.. Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.75,0:22:23.40,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean, you... they.. Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.49,0:22:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You know something? I'm\Nsure glad to see you Duke Boys Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.62,0:22:28.84,Default,,0,0,0,,co-operating for just one time. Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.93,0:22:30.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- Ain't that nice?\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.84,0:22:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, Boss, you wanna\Nhear some good news? Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.11,0:22:33.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- Oh, listen. Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.85,0:22:36.28,Default,,0,0,0,,'There is some convicts\Nout there, and Flash and me..' Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.37,0:22:38.81,Default,,0,0,0,,we're organizing a\Ndog hunt. Manhunt. Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.90,0:22:41.33,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, oh, oh.\N- So, if you don't mind Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.42,0:22:43.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Flash and I,\Nwe'll just go on off Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.64,0:22:45.64,Default,,0,0,0,,and we'll go after\Nand apprehend them. Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.73,0:22:49.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I don't mind. Go right\Nnow. That's it, go right now. Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.47,0:22:52.78,Default,,0,0,0,,She's sniffing at\Nyour closet there. Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.87,0:22:55.17,Default,,0,0,0,,You must have a\Nhumongous mouse in there. Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.26,0:22:58.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry about it, Rosco,\Nthe cat will take care of it. Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.13,0:22:59.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You ain't got no cat. Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.92,0:23:03.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, we'll get one or two.\NWhy don't you just go hunt? Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.35,0:23:04.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Hot pursuit. Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.53,0:23:06.18,Default,,0,0,0,,[barking] Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.27,0:23:08.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, I'll tell you something,\Nwhen she's sniffing like that Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.79,0:23:10.32,Default,,0,0,0,,there's gotta be\Nsomething in there. Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.41,0:23:11.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Flash, darling. Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.62,0:23:12.89,Default,,0,0,0,,- Roscoe..\N- Come on, darling. Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.97,0:23:15.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go. That's\Nright, take her and go. Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.32,0:23:16.67,Default,,0,0,0,,She wants to see\Nwhat's in there. Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.76,0:23:18.06,Default,,0,0,0,,- No!\N- What's in here? Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.15,0:23:20.59,Default,,0,0,0,,- Don't do that!\N- O-oh! Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.37,0:23:23.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I guess you're\Njust gonna have to join Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.94,0:23:25.59,Default,,0,0,0,,our little party too, sheriff. Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.68,0:23:26.94,Default,,0,0,0,,You're the convict, aren't you? Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.03,0:23:29.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, get a man a cigar!\NGet 'em up, come on. Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.73,0:23:31.99,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hammer, get in here fast!\N- Hold the dog. Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.08,0:23:34.39,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no! Don't\Ngive this fleabag to me. Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.47,0:23:36.05,Default,,0,0,0,,[Rosco] 'You gotta\Nhold the dog. I gotta... ' Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.08,0:23:36.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Hammer! Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.00,0:23:39.87,Default,,0,0,0,,- Ah!\N- Hammer, watch! Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.44,0:23:43.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Take a deep breath,\Nplowboy, and you're gone. Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.01,0:23:49.18,Default,,0,0,0,,[gunshot] Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.27,0:23:51.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, the way things\Nare going for that fella Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.75,0:23:54.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I believe I'd just\Nlet him get away. Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.54,0:24:03.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, move out of the car. Dialogue: 0,0:24:04.02,0:24:05.59,Default,,0,0,0,,- You got no call...\N- 'Out of the car!' Dialogue: 0,0:24:08.07,0:24:10.60,Default,,0,0,0,,You try that one more time, I\Nwon't be shooting at your tires. Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.68,0:24:13.42,Default,,0,0,0,,You got no call holding us\Nprisoners in our own house. Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.51,0:24:15.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Inside! Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.38,0:24:17.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Move it! Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.56,0:24:19.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you take this dog.. Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.47,0:24:22.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you kidding me? I\Nain't putting my hands down. Dialogue: 0,0:24:23.96,0:24:25.75,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, you're alright.\N- Get... just, get over there! Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.78,0:24:27.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, listen up! Dialogue: 0,0:24:27.35,0:24:30.05,Default,,0,0,0,,You people are starting\Nto get me ticked off. Dialogue: 0,0:24:30.14,0:24:33.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, I want you to hear\Nthis, and hear it real good! Dialogue: 0,0:24:33.75,0:24:35.75,Default,,0,0,0,,'Next time any of you\Ntries to bust outta here' Dialogue: 0,0:24:35.84,0:24:37.32,Default,,0,0,0,,'We're not gonna chase you.' Dialogue: 0,0:24:37.40,0:24:39.80,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna shoot your\Ndear little cousin Daisy here. Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.89,0:24:42.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Bang, bang, and she is\Ngone. You understand that? Dialogue: 0,0:24:42.71,0:24:45.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold on. You don't\Nhave to do nothing crazy. Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.28,0:24:47.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Just take our clothes and\Nthe car, and clear outta here. Dialogue: 0,0:24:47.94,0:24:49.63,Default,,0,0,0,,It sounds like the\Nbest bet for me. Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.72,0:24:53.38,Default,,0,0,0,,You'd like that, wouldn't you?\NYou're not running things. I am! Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.46,0:24:56.12,Default,,0,0,0,,And we're gonna lay low\Nright here! For a long time. Dialogue: 0,0:24:56.21,0:24:59.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, you get over there\Nand get that chow ready. Dialogue: 0,0:24:59.56,0:25:02.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- I got me an appetite now.\N- I could eat an orange. Dialogue: 0,0:25:02.69,0:25:05.17,Default,,0,0,0,,- Give me that!\N- Ah! Oh! Dialogue: 0,0:25:05.26,0:25:06.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Get over here! Come here! Dialogue: 0,0:25:06.43,0:25:08.39,Default,,0,0,0,,[Rosco] Is he talking to me? Dialogue: 0,0:25:08.48,0:25:11.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Why, surely. Glad to. Dialogue: 0,0:25:12.00,0:25:14.27,Default,,0,0,0,,They tell me that, uh, you're\Nthe boss man around here. Dialogue: 0,0:25:14.35,0:25:16.49,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, yeah, that I am.\N- He's the boss alright. Dialogue: 0,0:25:16.57,0:25:18.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Would you please\Nsimply not get into this? Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.66,0:25:20.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, yeah, and therefore Dialogue: 0,0:25:20.45,0:25:23.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I am in a position to do\Nsomething very good for you Dialogue: 0,0:25:23.36,0:25:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,if you let me go. Dialogue: 0,0:25:25.58,0:25:27.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, and I'm\Nhis brother-in-law. Dialogue: 0,0:25:27.15,0:25:28.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Would you go away,\Nplease? Move on! Dialogue: 0,0:25:28.93,0:25:30.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I am. Dialogue: 0,0:25:30.46,0:25:32.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, how would\Nyou like a healthy cut Dialogue: 0,0:25:32.76,0:25:34.46,Default,,0,0,0,,of my parking meter money? Dialogue: 0,0:25:34.55,0:25:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,How would like 50%\Nof my 50% of his 50%? Dialogue: 0,0:25:38.20,0:25:40.42,Default,,0,0,0,,How would like 100% of\Nan unemployment check? Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.51,0:25:42.08,Default,,0,0,0,,- Just cool it!\N- Yeah, yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:25:42.17,0:25:43.99,Default,,0,0,0,,There is something\Nyou can do for me. Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.08,0:25:45.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah, yeah.. Dialogue: 0,0:25:45.21,0:25:46.69,Default,,0,0,0,,- In there.\N- What? Where? Dialogue: 0,0:25:46.78,0:25:48.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- In there! Get!\N- Alright, I'm going. Dialogue: 0,0:25:48.39,0:25:49.39,Default,,0,0,0,,In there. Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.65,0:25:52.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh. Dialogue: 0,0:25:56.27,0:25:58.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, now, listen, with\Nyou and the sheriff out here Dialogue: 0,0:25:59.01,0:26:01.31,Default,,0,0,0,,- who's your next in command?\N- My next in command? Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.40,0:26:05.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, well, for better or worse,\Nit's Deputy Cletus Hogg. Dialogue: 0,0:26:05.80,0:26:08.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, I want you to call him. Dialogue: 0,0:26:08.97,0:26:11.67,Default,,0,0,0,,You tell him that\Nhe is in charge. Dialogue: 0,0:26:11.76,0:26:14.63,Default,,0,0,0,,And he's not to bother\Nyou or the sheriff. Dialogue: 0,0:26:14.72,0:26:16.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell him that the both\Nof y'all will be out here Dialogue: 0,0:26:16.11,0:26:18.07,Default,,0,0,0,,at the Duke's farm\Nfor a couple of days. Dialogue: 0,0:26:18.16,0:26:21.94,Default,,0,0,0,,And he is not to disturb\Nyou for anythin'! You got that? Dialogue: 0,0:26:22.03,0:26:24.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm? Hmm. Dialogue: 0,0:26:24.69,0:26:26.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't remember the\Nsecond part of what you said. Dialogue: 0,0:26:26.99,0:26:30.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- I wasn't paying attention.\N- I think you can remember it. Dialogue: 0,0:26:30.39,0:26:32.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I remember.\NI remember that! Dialogue: 0,0:26:32.74,0:26:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, but listen,\Nafter I make the call Dialogue: 0,0:26:35.09,0:26:36.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanna talk to you about me. Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.65,0:26:39.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- Just make...\N- Mable! Mable! Mable! Dialogue: 0,0:26:39.48,0:26:43.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Mable? Oh, Mable,\Nlisten, J.D. Hogg here. Dialogue: 0,0:26:43.23,0:26:46.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, would you get me Deputy\NCletus at the booking office? Dialogue: 0,0:26:46.14,0:26:47.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello from Rosco. Dialogue: 0,0:26:47.67,0:26:51.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- Mr. Randall, here's the gun.\N- Good. Dialogue: 0,0:26:51.89,0:26:54.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Keys to a spare patrol car.\N- Thanks. Dialogue: 0,0:26:55.06,0:26:57.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I've gotta round up them\Ncons before they stir up trouble. Dialogue: 0,0:26:57.81,0:26:59.59,Default,,0,0,0,,- Alright, good huntin'.\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:26:59.68,0:27:01.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.68,0:27:02.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye. Dialogue: 0,0:27:02.81,0:27:04.33,Default,,0,0,0,,[telephone ringing] Dialogue: 0,0:27:06.21,0:27:09.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Deputy Cletus Hogg\Nspeaking. Oh, hi, cousin Boss. Dialogue: 0,0:27:09.77,0:27:11.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, have I got\Nsomethin' excitin' to tell you. Dialogue: 0,0:27:11.99,0:27:13.44,Default,,0,0,0,,This prison car from\Nthe state pen was takin' Dialogue: 0,0:27:13.47,0:27:15.00,Default,,0,0,0,,a shortcut through Hazzard Dialogue: 0,0:27:15.08,0:27:17.13,Default,,0,0,0,,it had an accident, and\Nboth these cons escaped. Dialogue: 0,0:27:17.22,0:27:19.39,Default,,0,0,0,,And they're dangerous.\NI'm talkin' dangerous! Dialogue: 0,0:27:19.48,0:27:22.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I know, I\Nknow all about it. Dialogue: 0,0:27:22.09,0:27:24.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, news travels fast.. Dialogue: 0,0:27:24.53,0:27:27.49,Default,,0,0,0,,And so Boss told Cletus that\Nhe was in charge of the town Dialogue: 0,0:27:27.57,0:27:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,while he and Rosco\Nwas out at the Duke farm Dialogue: 0,0:27:29.75,0:27:31.49,Default,,0,0,0,,taking inventory. Dialogue: 0,0:27:31.58,0:27:34.32,Default,,0,0,0,,And ol' Cletus took to the\Nnews like a hungry boll weevil Dialogue: 0,0:27:34.41,0:27:35.71,Default,,0,0,0,,in a bail of cotton. Dialogue: 0,0:27:35.80,0:27:38.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You bet! Dialogue: 0,0:27:38.15,0:27:39.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Woo! Hah! Dialogue: 0,0:27:41.28,0:27:45.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, my fellow Hazzardinians Dialogue: 0,0:27:45.29,0:27:48.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Hazzardites, uh,\Npeople of Hazzard Dialogue: 0,0:27:48.86,0:27:51.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Deputy Cletus Hogg is\Nrunning this town now. Dialogue: 0,0:27:51.86,0:27:55.73,Default,,0,0,0,,When I say jump, I\Nwant everybody to jump. Dialogue: 0,0:27:55.82,0:27:57.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright? Dialogue: 0,0:27:59.69,0:28:02.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no. Oh, no! Dialogue: 0,0:28:02.61,0:28:05.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, help! I'm locked\Nin. Somebody! Help! Dialogue: 0,0:28:15.62,0:28:17.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I knew it was\Nunlocked all the time. Dialogue: 0,0:28:20.67,0:28:22.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Meanwhile, back at the\Nfarm, Leeman and Hammer Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.93,0:28:24.89,Default,,0,0,0,,were making themselves at home. Dialogue: 0,0:28:24.98,0:28:26.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Just like relatives. Dialogue: 0,0:28:26.94,0:28:30.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Grabbing all the car keys,\Nknocking out all the CBs. Dialogue: 0,0:28:30.99,0:28:33.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Cutting the phone lines\Nand borrowin' clothes. Dialogue: 0,0:28:33.99,0:28:36.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Just like cousins\Ncome for the summer. Dialogue: 0,0:28:38.99,0:28:41.69,Default,,0,0,0,,We get out to the barn, the\Nbows and arrows are out there. Dialogue: 0,0:28:45.70,0:28:49.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I got an old shotgun out\Nthere too. It's too dangerous. Dialogue: 0,0:28:49.22,0:28:52.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- We gotta try something.\N- Hey, button it up, you two. Dialogue: 0,0:28:52.22,0:28:55.10,Default,,0,0,0,,And you remember, plowboy,\None of you tries to bust outta here Dialogue: 0,0:28:55.18,0:28:56.18,Default,,0,0,0,,the girl gets it. Dialogue: 0,0:29:00.93,0:29:02.61,Default,,0,0,0,,[Hammer] 'There's a\Ntruck comin' this way.' Dialogue: 0,0:29:17.64,0:29:21.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, about the only person\Nwho hadn't shown up was Cooter Dialogue: 0,0:29:21.25,0:29:22.95,Default,,0,0,0,,and here he is. Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.04,0:29:28.52,Default,,0,0,0,,'Y'all, you got a little\Ncompany coming.' Dialogue: 0,0:29:28.61,0:29:31.00,Default,,0,0,0,,'Better throw in another plate.' Dialogue: 0,0:29:31.09,0:29:34.75,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, that smells good.\N- Hey, Cooter, how you doing? Dialogue: 0,0:29:34.83,0:29:36.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I see y'all got company. Dialogue: 0,0:29:36.40,0:29:40.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, yeah, J.D. and\NRosco just happened by. Dialogue: 0,0:29:40.40,0:29:41.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:29:42.06,0:29:43.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Just sittin' down\Nto dinner, huh? Dialogue: 0,0:29:43.71,0:29:46.37,Default,,0,0,0,,- 'Yeah.'\N- Yeah, just this minute. Dialogue: 0,0:29:46.45,0:29:49.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Crawfish gumbo...\Nis my favorite. Dialogue: 0,0:29:49.24,0:29:52.59,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey, it's mine too.\N- Yeah, and mine. Dialogue: 0,0:29:52.68,0:29:55.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been so busy. I didn't\Nhave a chance to get dinner. Dialogue: 0,0:29:55.72,0:29:58.26,Default,,0,0,0,,[Bo] 'You're working you're fingers\Nto the bone, ain't you, Cooter?' Dialogue: 0,0:29:58.29,0:30:01.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Probably be too late\Nfor suppertime when I get home. Dialogue: 0,0:30:01.38,0:30:03.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, you better hurry, Cooter. Dialogue: 0,0:30:03.30,0:30:04.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I want some of\Nthese here biscuits. Dialogue: 0,0:30:04.73,0:30:07.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Go ahead, help yourself, Boss. Dialogue: 0,0:30:07.21,0:30:09.08,Default,,0,0,0,,[Boss] 'I'll need gravy, too.' Dialogue: 0,0:30:12.70,0:30:15.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Cooter, you're just an angel,\Nand I wanna thank you so much Dialogue: 0,0:30:16.00,0:30:17.66,Default,,0,0,0,,for bringing my jeep out to me. Dialogue: 0,0:30:17.74,0:30:19.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Daisy, anytime. Dialogue: 0,0:30:19.75,0:30:21.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, bye. Dialogue: 0,0:30:21.71,0:30:23.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Adios, Cooter. Dialogue: 0,0:30:23.93,0:30:25.45,Default,,0,0,0,,- Bye.\N- That's right, bye. Dialogue: 0,0:30:25.54,0:30:27.71,Default,,0,0,0,,- Y'all enjoy here.\N- Yeah, bye, now. Dialogue: 0,0:30:27.80,0:30:29.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- Drive safe.\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:30:33.20,0:30:36.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, if Daisy hadn't\Ndistracted him with that kiss Dialogue: 0,0:30:36.46,0:30:38.85,Default,,0,0,0,,he'd have noticed\Nthat note in his pocket. Dialogue: 0,0:30:38.94,0:30:41.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Either that, or ol'\NCooter can't read. Dialogue: 0,0:30:52.82,0:30:54.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that looks good. Dialogue: 0,0:30:54.26,0:30:55.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Dialogue: 0,0:30:55.83,0:30:57.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Puttin' away all our\Neats! Give me that! Dialogue: 0,0:30:57.65,0:30:59.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, sure, take it. Dialogue: 0,0:31:00.88,0:31:02.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh! Dialogue: 0,0:31:04.10,0:31:06.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna have some of these. Dialogue: 0,0:31:06.58,0:31:08.06,Default,,0,0,0,,[Bo] 'Boss, don't\Npush your luck.' Dialogue: 0,0:31:08.14,0:31:09.97,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughing] Dialogue: 0,0:31:10.06,0:31:13.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Meanwhile, not too far\Naway, that prison guard fella Dialogue: 0,0:31:13.41,0:31:15.76,Default,,0,0,0,,was out huntin' them\Nconvicts his own self. Dialogue: 0,0:31:26.55,0:31:28.60,Default,,0,0,0,,You alright, Mr. Randall? Dialogue: 0,0:31:28.69,0:31:31.12,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you, tryin' to pick\Nup some more towin' business? Dialogue: 0,0:31:31.21,0:31:33.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry 'bout that, I\Nwas a little distracted. Dialogue: 0,0:31:33.26,0:31:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You see any sign\Nof them escapees? Dialogue: 0,0:31:35.08,0:31:37.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Not yet, I thought I'd check out\Nthe farms down along this way. Dialogue: 0,0:31:38.04,0:31:39.93,Default,,0,0,0,,There's only one farm up\Nthere. That's the Duke place. Dialogue: 0,0:31:39.96,0:31:41.74,Default,,0,0,0,,And they ain't there,\NI was just there. Dialogue: 0,0:31:41.83,0:31:44.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah. Well, I'll head\Nback up the other way. Dialogue: 0,0:31:44.48,0:31:46.49,Default,,0,0,0,,But, Cooter, you see\Nanything, you let me know. Dialogue: 0,0:31:46.57,0:31:48.57,Default,,0,0,0,,- These guys are bad news.\N- We'll get 'em. Dialogue: 0,0:31:48.66,0:31:52.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Just hang tight on the CB. Dialogue: 0,0:31:52.27,0:31:54.41,Default,,0,0,0,,The way their luck's\Ngoing, it's a good thing Dialogue: 0,0:31:54.49,0:31:56.67,Default,,0,0,0,,they ain't playing\Ncards for money. Dialogue: 0,0:31:59.37,0:32:01.15,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you\Ndoing, you cow chip? Dialogue: 0,0:32:01.24,0:32:03.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Them is good biscuits! Don't\Nfeed 'em to no hound dog. Dialogue: 0,0:32:04.03,0:32:06.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, Flash is starving.\NShe hasn't eaten all day. Dialogue: 0,0:32:06.46,0:32:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, better she\Nshould starve than me. Dialogue: 0,0:32:08.20,0:32:10.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, listen, if she\Ndoesn't eat, she faints. Dialogue: 0,0:32:10.55,0:32:12.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, so do I! Give me them! Dialogue: 0,0:32:12.64,0:32:15.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Gentlemen, allow me. Dialogue: 0,0:32:15.34,0:32:17.56,Default,,0,0,0,,[Boss and Rosco] 'Yeah, yeah..' Dialogue: 0,0:32:17.65,0:32:20.35,Default,,0,0,0,,They're good biscuits and just.. Dialogue: 0,0:32:20.43,0:32:22.43,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh!\N- Oh, just... oh, that's.. Dialogue: 0,0:32:22.52,0:32:25.70,Default,,0,0,0,,The barn checks out okay.\NLet's dump 'em all out there. Dialogue: 0,0:32:25.79,0:32:28.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, you can't do that.\NIt's too cold out there. Dialogue: 0,0:32:28.96,0:32:32.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, there's, uh, nothing\Nto sleep on in the barn. Dialogue: 0,0:32:32.49,0:32:34.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't do that. You can't\Nthrow us out of our own house. Dialogue: 0,0:32:34.53,0:32:37.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- I can do anything I want.\N- Oh, he's got a point. Dialogue: 0,0:32:37.36,0:32:39.15,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a good idea, Hammer. Dialogue: 0,0:32:39.23,0:32:41.11,Default,,0,0,0,,We can use the peace\Nand quiet around here. Dialogue: 0,0:32:41.19,0:32:42.85,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll take turns guarding them. Dialogue: 0,0:32:42.93,0:32:44.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Say, listen, my dear sir. Dialogue: 0,0:32:44.50,0:32:46.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, I am\Ncounty commissioner. Dialogue: 0,0:32:46.46,0:32:48.16,Default,,0,0,0,,And like I've been\Ntrying to tell you Dialogue: 0,0:32:48.24,0:32:51.42,Default,,0,0,0,,my being incarcerated here\Nis all a very ghastly mistake. Dialogue: 0,0:32:51.51,0:32:54.29,Default,,0,0,0,,'Now, if you let me go,\NI'll tell you what I'll do.' Dialogue: 0,0:32:54.38,0:32:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll give you a very healthy\Ncut of my speed trap money. Dialogue: 0,0:32:58.34,0:33:00.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, I'll let you\Nplay with my radar gun. Dialogue: 0,0:33:00.30,0:33:01.82,Default,,0,0,0,,- Would you please?\N- Well.. Dialogue: 0,0:33:01.91,0:33:03.91,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'll tell you what, chubby.\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:33:04.00,0:33:05.87,Default,,0,0,0,,- If you're talking real money.\N- I am. Dialogue: 0,0:33:05.96,0:33:07.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Cash!\N- That's right. Dialogue: 0,0:33:07.35,0:33:10.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'll listen.\N- Listen, listen, he's got cash. Dialogue: 0,0:33:10.31,0:33:12.66,Default,,0,0,0,,He's gotcash. He's got\Nmore than you could spend Dialogue: 0,0:33:12.75,0:33:14.83,Default,,0,0,0,,or I could spend, even\NFlash could spend. Dialogue: 0,0:33:14.92,0:33:17.05,Default,,0,0,0,,- So I do.\N- Where? Dialogue: 0,0:33:17.14,0:33:18.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's right around\Nhere in his fat... Dialogue: 0,0:33:18.84,0:33:20.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- Rosco!\N- I didn't say tummy. Dialogue: 0,0:33:20.23,0:33:21.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Dialogue: 0,0:33:23.10,0:33:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, well, well. Dialogue: 0,0:33:26.50,0:33:28.63,Default,,0,0,0,,So, this ain't all belly. Dialogue: 0,0:33:28.72,0:33:30.63,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know what\Nyou're talking about. Dialogue: 0,0:33:30.72,0:33:32.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, he means.. He means the.. Dialogue: 0,0:33:32.64,0:33:35.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no, no! Ohh! Dialogue: 0,0:33:35.38,0:33:37.03,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughing] Dialogue: 0,0:33:37.12,0:33:38.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh! Dialogue: 0,0:33:41.25,0:33:42.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Jackpot! Dialogue: 0,0:33:46.74,0:33:52.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Rosco, if we ever get outta\Nthis thing alive, I'll kill you. Dialogue: 0,0:33:53.00,0:33:55.48,Default,,0,0,0,,No, Laverne, I'm not kidding. Dialogue: 0,0:33:55.57,0:33:56.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Right now you're talking Dialogue: 0,0:33:57.05,0:33:59.92,Default,,0,0,0,,to thelaw and order\Nin Hazzard County. Dialogue: 0,0:34:00.01,0:34:02.23,Default,,0,0,0,,So if you see any sign\Nof those escaped convicts Dialogue: 0,0:34:02.32,0:34:04.67,Default,,0,0,0,,you just tell 'em\Nto come see me. Dialogue: 0,0:34:04.75,0:34:07.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, listen, Laverne, you don't\Nhave to worry with me on the job Dialogue: 0,0:34:07.41,0:34:09.67,Default,,0,0,0,,you're safe as a penny\Nin Boss Hogg's pocket. Dialogue: 0,0:34:09.76,0:34:11.07,Default,,0,0,0,,[screaming] Dialogue: 0,0:34:12.63,0:34:13.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Incoming! Dialogue: 0,0:34:16.29,0:34:18.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hi, Randall. Dialogue: 0,0:34:18.25,0:34:19.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Just take it easy, Cletus. Dialogue: 0,0:34:21.60,0:34:24.64,Default,,0,0,0,,- Practicin' your fast draw?\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:34:24.73,0:34:27.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Cletus, those escaped\Ncons have disappeared Dialogue: 0,0:34:27.43,0:34:29.13,Default,,0,0,0,,off the face of the Earth. Dialogue: 0,0:34:29.21,0:34:32.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Never mind about that.\NWhat about the escaped cons? Dialogue: 0,0:34:32.39,0:34:34.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You are standing on my gun! Dialogue: 0,0:34:39.44,0:34:41.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, I don't think Leeman\Nand Hammer have ever heard Dialogue: 0,0:34:41.53,0:34:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,of Br'er Rabbit\Nin the briar patch Dialogue: 0,0:34:43.75,0:34:45.93,Default,,0,0,0,,'cause the barn is where\Nthe Dukes wanna go. Dialogue: 0,0:34:46.01,0:34:47.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep your eyes\Nand your mouth shut! Dialogue: 0,0:34:49.71,0:34:51.15,Default,,0,0,0,,We made it to the barn. Dialogue: 0,0:34:51.24,0:34:52.73,Default,,0,0,0,,If we can just get to\Nthem bows and arrows... Dialogue: 0,0:34:52.76,0:34:54.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I said keep your mouth shut! Dialogue: 0,0:34:54.63,0:34:57.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on over and lay\Nit right down here, sugar Dialogue: 0,0:34:57.59,0:34:59.50,Default,,0,0,0,,where I can keep an eye on you. Dialogue: 0,0:35:00.98,0:35:02.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Better do what the man says. Dialogue: 0,0:35:02.55,0:35:05.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, we'll keep an\Neye on you too, Daisy. Dialogue: 0,0:35:06.21,0:35:08.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on! All of you. Dialogue: 0,0:35:10.65,0:35:13.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Say, uh, wait a minute,\NI've been trying to tell you Dialogue: 0,0:35:13.69,0:35:15.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I am commissioner around here! Dialogue: 0,0:35:15.61,0:35:18.57,Default,,0,0,0,,County commissioner, that\Nis. And I for one deserve more... Dialogue: 0,0:35:18.65,0:35:21.05,Default,,0,0,0,,- Down, fatso!\N- Yes, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:35:21.14,0:35:22.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep your eyes\Nand your mouth shut. Dialogue: 0,0:35:22.96,0:35:24.83,Default,,0,0,0,,When he said\Nfatso, he meant you. Dialogue: 0,0:35:24.92,0:35:27.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Just shut up and give\Nme some of your blanket Dialogue: 0,0:35:27.40,0:35:29.32,Default,,0,0,0,,'cause this ain't enough\Nto keep me warm. Dialogue: 0,0:35:29.40,0:35:32.19,Default,,0,0,0,,And get that mangy\Nfleabag away from me! Dialogue: 0,0:35:32.28,0:35:34.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Knock it off, you two! Dialogue: 0,0:35:34.80,0:35:37.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Sir, you don't mind if Flash\Nsays her prayers, do you? Dialogue: 0,0:35:37.19,0:35:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Close your eyes! Dialogue: 0,0:35:38.46,0:35:39.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Close your eyes like\Nthe nice man says. Dialogue: 0,0:35:39.89,0:35:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,[Hammer] 'All of you.' Dialogue: 0,0:35:48.55,0:35:52.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Sneaking in there... okay. Dialogue: 0,0:35:53.04,0:35:55.91,Default,,0,0,0,,[Hammer] 'Close your eyes!' Dialogue: 0,0:35:56.00,0:35:58.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Rosco, don't get so close. Dialogue: 0,0:36:05.05,0:36:07.18,Default,,0,0,0,,[rooster crowing] Dialogue: 0,0:36:08.09,0:36:10.14,Default,,0,0,0,,[snoring] Dialogue: 0,0:36:15.32,0:36:17.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I thought somebody\Nwould try to escape Dialogue: 0,0:36:17.37,0:36:18.93,Default,,0,0,0,,but they didn't. Dialogue: 0,0:36:19.02,0:36:21.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I reckon they figured\Nanybody left behind Dialogue: 0,0:36:21.24,0:36:23.72,Default,,0,0,0,,would have a tough\Ntime with those fellas. Dialogue: 0,0:36:23.81,0:36:25.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Who were getting\Na little bit testy. Dialogue: 0,0:36:31.12,0:36:33.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Say, is it alright if we\Nopen our eyes yet? Dialogue: 0,0:36:33.16,0:36:37.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay, no moving around.\N- Man, am I hungry. Dialogue: 0,0:36:37.12,0:36:38.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- I know what you mean.\N- How about the rest of you? Dialogue: 0,0:36:38.91,0:36:40.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Starving. Dialogue: 0,0:36:40.43,0:36:42.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Could use a good ol'\Nhot country breakfast. Dialogue: 0,0:36:42.52,0:36:45.13,Default,,0,0,0,,What about my homemade\Nsizzling, juicy sausages? Dialogue: 0,0:36:45.22,0:36:46.41,Default,,0,0,0,,[Bo] 'Hmm, with them biscuits.' Dialogue: 0,0:36:46.44,0:36:50.09,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- We got fresh milk and eggs. Dialogue: 0,0:36:50.18,0:36:52.01,Default,,0,0,0,,It won't take us a\Nminute to gather 'em. Dialogue: 0,0:36:52.10,0:36:54.45,Default,,0,0,0,,How about it? After\Nall that prison food Dialogue: 0,0:36:54.53,0:36:56.32,Default,,0,0,0,,you could enjoy a\Ngood homecooked meal. Dialogue: 0,0:36:56.40,0:36:59.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. But, unk,\Nyou and sugar go. Dialogue: 0,0:36:59.19,0:37:02.02,Default,,0,0,0,,You two stay here\Nwhere I can watch you. Dialogue: 0,0:37:02.11,0:37:04.59,Default,,0,0,0,,If you try anything\Nfunny, I'll start shooting. Dialogue: 0,0:37:04.67,0:37:06.41,Default,,0,0,0,,We ain't gonna try nothing. Dialogue: 0,0:37:06.50,0:37:08.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir. Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.33,0:37:12.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, listen, now that I've\Nhad a chance to sleep on it Dialogue: 0,0:37:12.33,0:37:15.47,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna make you\Nan offer you can't refuse.. Dialogue: 0,0:37:15.55,0:37:17.90,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, ol' Boss is\Nthe only person I know Dialogue: 0,0:37:17.99,0:37:20.69,Default,,0,0,0,,who could sleep in a barn\Nand not dirty his white suit. Dialogue: 0,0:37:20.78,0:37:22.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Shine, the best in the world. Dialogue: 0,0:37:22.26,0:37:24.21,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'll give you one\Nof Flash's puppies. Dialogue: 0,0:37:24.30,0:37:25.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't be serious. Dialogue: 0,0:37:25.96,0:37:28.13,Default,,0,0,0,,How about I make it two\Ndozens cases of shine? Dialogue: 0,0:37:28.22,0:37:30.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll give the whole litter and\Nten pounds of dog bones. Dialogue: 0,0:37:30.57,0:37:33.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- Forget it, pal.\N- I'll give ya the whole still! Dialogue: 0,0:37:33.48,0:37:36.27,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll let you pick Flash's\Nhusband. You don't mind do you... Dialogue: 0,0:37:36.36,0:37:38.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut your yap! Dialogue: 0,0:37:38.66,0:37:41.49,Default,,0,0,0,,[indistinct chatter] Dialogue: 0,0:37:41.58,0:37:45.41,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah, how'd you do?\N- Great big.. Dialogue: 0,0:37:47.19,0:37:49.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait till they serve\Nthe next course. Dialogue: 0,0:37:56.20,0:37:56.99,Default,,0,0,0,,[gunshot] Dialogue: 0,0:37:57.07,0:37:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! I've been hit! Dialogue: 0,0:38:05.56,0:38:07.34,Default,,0,0,0,,[Jesse] 'Get my gun, Daisy.' Dialogue: 0,0:38:09.09,0:38:10.57,Default,,0,0,0,,[gunshot] Dialogue: 0,0:38:10.65,0:38:12.35,Default,,0,0,0,,- Daisy, get the gun!\N- 'Okay.' Dialogue: 0,0:38:12.44,0:38:14.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Leeman! Dialogue: 0,0:38:14.18,0:38:17.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, get me outta this. Dialogue: 0,0:38:17.53,0:38:18.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, get me outta here. Dialogue: 0,0:38:20.10,0:38:22.84,Default,,0,0,0,,'Come on, get me outta here.' Dialogue: 0,0:38:22.93,0:38:25.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. You Dukes! Dialogue: 0,0:38:25.32,0:38:28.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Come outta there with your\Nhands up or we come in firing. Dialogue: 0,0:38:29.02,0:38:31.24,Default,,0,0,0,,That's far enough.\NI'm warning you. Dialogue: 0,0:38:31.33,0:38:32.33,Default,,0,0,0,,He's got a gun! Dialogue: 0,0:38:32.37,0:38:34.15,Default,,0,0,0,,[gunshots] Dialogue: 0,0:38:34.24,0:38:36.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Dang Dukes are trying\Nto kill us! Get down! Dialogue: 0,0:38:37.07,0:38:40.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I better fire a couple of\Nshots over their heads. Dialogue: 0,0:38:40.33,0:38:41.99,Default,,0,0,0,,[gunshots] Dialogue: 0,0:38:48.82,0:38:50.69,Default,,0,0,0,,[Leeman] Let's get\Nhim while he's reloading. Dialogue: 0,0:38:59.83,0:39:01.18,Default,,0,0,0,,We're only supposed\Nto scare them. Dialogue: 0,0:39:01.27,0:39:02.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Those were pretty close! Dialogue: 0,0:39:02.66,0:39:04.07,Default,,0,0,0,,We're not gettin' pinned\Ndown, Uncle Jesse. Dialogue: 0,0:39:04.10,0:39:05.88,Default,,0,0,0,,[gunshots] Dialogue: 0,0:39:07.49,0:39:10.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna faint. I need food. Dialogue: 0,0:39:10.15,0:39:11.91,Default,,0,0,0,,- You're that scared, huh?\N- And that hungry. Dialogue: 0,0:39:16.50,0:39:17.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Watch that bucket. Dialogue: 0,0:39:19.72,0:39:21.38,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughing] Dialogue: 0,0:39:25.55,0:39:27.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- There's a goat.\N- You're gonna eat the goat? Dialogue: 0,0:39:27.21,0:39:29.21,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'm gonna milk it!\N- Oh, milk the goat. Dialogue: 0,0:39:29.30,0:39:30.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Get down. Dialogue: 0,0:39:30.99,0:39:33.60,Default,,0,0,0,,[indistinct chatter] Dialogue: 0,0:39:37.57,0:39:40.44,Default,,0,0,0,,And while they was a-fightin'\Nthe battle of O.K. Corral Dialogue: 0,0:39:40.52,0:39:44.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Dukes style... back in\Ntown things were pickin' up. Dialogue: 0,0:39:44.35,0:39:45.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Considerin' it was so early. Dialogue: 0,0:39:45.57,0:39:47.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Mabel, this is Cletus. Dialogue: 0,0:39:47.71,0:39:49.66,Default,,0,0,0,,If the governor calls,\Ntake a message. Dialogue: 0,0:39:49.75,0:39:52.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Cletus, look here\Nwhat this napkin says. Dialogue: 0,0:39:52.23,0:39:55.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Daisy must've put it on there\Nwhen I was at the Duke place. Dialogue: 0,0:39:55.37,0:39:57.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- I think they're in trouble.\N- Say what? Dialogue: 0,0:39:57.80,0:39:59.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Never mind, I'll\Ntell you on the way. Dialogue: 0,0:40:03.20,0:40:05.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, just don't sit there.\NGive me a hand, will you? Dialogue: 0,0:40:05.94,0:40:07.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm having trouble and\NI ain't getting enough. Dialogue: 0,0:40:07.90,0:40:09.81,Default,,0,0,0,,You sure you got\Nthe right faucet? Dialogue: 0,0:40:09.90,0:40:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,- You mean this one?\N- Oh! Ah! Dialogue: 0,0:40:13.04,0:40:15.43,Default,,0,0,0,,- That's the right faucet.\N- Yeah, I hope so. Dialogue: 0,0:40:15.52,0:40:16.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Boss! Dialogue: 0,0:40:23.52,0:40:25.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me see if I can\Nmake it over to Dixie. Dialogue: 0,0:40:25.96,0:40:27.96,Default,,0,0,0,,- Give me your last arrow.\N- Cover me. Dialogue: 0,0:40:28.05,0:40:29.79,Default,,0,0,0,,- You bet.\N- It's too dangerous. Dialogue: 0,0:40:29.88,0:40:30.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't try it! Dialogue: 0,0:40:37.93,0:40:39.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Get back here! Dialogue: 0,0:40:40.19,0:40:41.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Bo, come on! Dialogue: 0,0:40:45.68,0:40:46.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey, Boss.\N- Yeah, what? Dialogue: 0,0:40:47.07,0:40:49.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Look what Flash\Nfound. She found an egg. Dialogue: 0,0:40:49.46,0:40:52.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's good. I can just\Nuse that in my milkshake. Dialogue: 0,0:40:52.99,0:40:56.51,Default,,0,0,0,,- You mean, our milkshake.\N- No, I mean my milkshake. Dialogue: 0,0:40:56.60,0:40:57.99,Default,,0,0,0,,- Here goes.\N- Boss.. Dialogue: 0,0:41:00.52,0:41:02.13,Default,,0,0,0,,- Boss..\N- Ah! Dialogue: 0,0:41:04.35,0:41:06.61,Default,,0,0,0,,It's probably that you\Nleft the shells on there. Dialogue: 0,0:41:08.09,0:41:10.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Look what I found. Dialogue: 0,0:41:10.14,0:41:12.57,Default,,0,0,0,,That prison guard left\Nbehind what he was carrying. Dialogue: 0,0:41:12.66,0:41:13.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- Nice!\N- Tear gas. Dialogue: 0,0:41:13.75,0:41:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice going, Hammer. Dialogue: 0,0:41:15.71,0:41:17.19,Default,,0,0,0,,- How's your arm?\N- Not so bad. Dialogue: 0,0:41:17.27,0:41:18.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright. Dialogue: 0,0:41:18.80,0:41:19.84,Default,,0,0,0,,[Leeman] 'I'll cover you.' Dialogue: 0,0:41:22.80,0:41:24.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Let her rip. Dialogue: 0,0:41:29.24,0:41:30.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Daisy, no! Dialogue: 0,0:41:35.90,0:41:37.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- Nice pitching, Daisy.\N- Alright! Dialogue: 0,0:41:37.99,0:41:40.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha-haa, look at them. Dialogue: 0,0:41:40.47,0:41:42.86,Default,,0,0,0,,'Now don't get anxious,\Nthey still got the guns.' Dialogue: 0,0:41:42.95,0:41:45.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Flash, just a little bit. Dialogue: 0,0:41:47.13,0:41:48.52,Default,,0,0,0,,[Flash lapping] Dialogue: 0,0:41:50.92,0:41:52.74,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll take the sheriff's car. Dialogue: 0,0:41:55.09,0:41:56.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- Give me the keys!\N- Here. Dialogue: 0,0:41:56.49,0:41:57.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Get the tires. Dialogue: 0,0:42:07.37,0:42:09.50,Default,,0,0,0,,They're takin' off. Dialogue: 0,0:42:09.59,0:42:11.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, they've\Nblown all our tires. Dialogue: 0,0:42:16.38,0:42:18.55,Default,,0,0,0,,- They've taken my vehicle!\N- They got my money belt! Dialogue: 0,0:42:18.64,0:42:19.86,Default,,0,0,0,,And my mortgage money. Dialogue: 0,0:42:19.94,0:42:21.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go, Bo! Fix-it-up time! Dialogue: 0,0:42:21.29,0:42:22.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's get it. Dialogue: 0,0:42:24.34,0:42:25.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, you got the keys. Dialogue: 0,0:42:39.36,0:42:43.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't give up, friends.\NTheir best time is 53 seconds. Dialogue: 0,0:42:43.88,0:42:46.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, y'all watch real close. Dialogue: 0,0:42:46.19,0:42:48.93,Default,,0,0,0,,This here is the bad\Nguys in Rosco's car. Dialogue: 0,0:42:49.02,0:42:51.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, but you can forget that. Dialogue: 0,0:42:51.28,0:42:53.11,Default,,0,0,0,,And here comes\NCletus and Cooter. Dialogue: 0,0:42:53.20,0:42:54.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Remember that. Dialogue: 0,0:42:57.50,0:43:00.03,Default,,0,0,0,,And coming in on the\Nright is the prison guard. Dialogue: 0,0:43:03.38,0:43:05.73,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey! There's Rosco!\N- No, turn around, Cletus. Dialogue: 0,0:43:05.82,0:43:07.82,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's them two convicts.\N- Two? In that car? Dialogue: 0,0:43:07.91,0:43:09.73,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- Thought Flash's over-dressed. Dialogue: 0,0:43:09.82,0:43:10.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Hang on. Dialogue: 0,0:43:15.52,0:43:17.18,Default,,0,0,0,,[siren wailing] Dialogue: 0,0:43:22.40,0:43:24.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Daisy, go get the bows.. Dialogue: 0,0:43:27.66,0:43:29.93,Default,,0,0,0,,[Boss] Come on,\Ncome on, get after 'em. Dialogue: 0,0:43:31.89,0:43:33.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, come\Non! Faster, faster! Dialogue: 0,0:43:33.98,0:43:35.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Come on, Daisy.\N- Here you go, Luke. Dialogue: 0,0:43:35.50,0:43:37.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright. Dialogue: 0,0:43:37.11,0:43:40.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Time... minute three.\NNeeds work, boys. Dialogue: 0,0:43:40.16,0:43:41.68,Default,,0,0,0,,[Boss] Listen here! Listen! Dialogue: 0,0:43:41.77,0:43:43.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't forget to bring\Nback my money bag. Dialogue: 0,0:43:48.51,0:43:52.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I ought to be in that\Nvehicle in hot pursuit! Dialogue: 0,0:43:55.08,0:43:57.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Ain't never gonna catch 'em\Nunless we go cross-country. Dialogue: 0,0:43:57.35,0:43:58.43,Default,,0,0,0,,We got no choice then. Dialogue: 0,0:44:09.05,0:44:11.01,Default,,0,0,0,,'Yee!' Dialogue: 0,0:44:14.36,0:44:16.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- Woo! Ha-ha-ha.\N- If we're in the marines Dialogue: 0,0:44:16.37,0:44:19.11,Default,,0,0,0,,looks like the General's\Ngonna have to join the air force. Dialogue: 0,0:44:29.16,0:44:30.16,Default,,0,0,0,,[sirens wailing] Dialogue: 0,0:44:49.18,0:44:50.88,Default,,0,0,0,,It's them plowboys. Dialogue: 0,0:44:50.97,0:44:53.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, lookie who\Nwe caught up with. Dialogue: 0,0:44:53.88,0:44:56.49,Default,,0,0,0,,- They fixed a tire that fast?\N- I don't know. Dialogue: 0,0:44:56.58,0:44:59.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I expect we better start\Nputtin' some bullets in 'em. Dialogue: 0,0:44:59.84,0:45:01.02,Default,,0,0,0,,[gunshot] Dialogue: 0,0:45:01.11,0:45:02.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Them boys ain't kiddin' around. Dialogue: 0,0:45:02.85,0:45:05.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Neither am I. Let's see\Nhow they like dynamite. Dialogue: 0,0:45:05.15,0:45:06.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Good luck. Dialogue: 0,0:45:11.51,0:45:12.55,Default,,0,0,0,,[gunshot] Dialogue: 0,0:45:18.91,0:45:19.99,Default,,0,0,0,,[explosion] Dialogue: 0,0:45:23.65,0:45:25.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Dang it. I missed. Dialogue: 0,0:45:25.30,0:45:26.70,Default,,0,0,0,,[gunshot] Dialogue: 0,0:45:26.78,0:45:28.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah, well they didn't.\N- Guess not. Dialogue: 0,0:45:28.57,0:45:29.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Holy smoke! Dialogue: 0,0:45:32.31,0:45:33.92,Default,,0,0,0,,[gunshot] Dialogue: 0,0:45:34.01,0:45:36.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- Better hit 'em this time.\N- You got that right. Dialogue: 0,0:45:39.54,0:45:40.19,Default,,0,0,0,,[gunshot] Dialogue: 0,0:45:40.28,0:45:41.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Get 'em now. Dialogue: 0,0:45:49.28,0:45:51.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah!\N- Alright! Dialogue: 0,0:45:51.81,0:45:52.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Yee-hoo! Dialogue: 0,0:45:55.94,0:45:57.73,Default,,0,0,0,,[Dixie horn blaring] Dialogue: 0,0:46:03.34,0:46:05.56,Default,,0,0,0,,[Luke] 'Come on,\Nget outta there!' Dialogue: 0,0:46:08.74,0:46:10.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- Come on.\N- Alright. Dialogue: 0,0:46:10.87,0:46:13.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, against the car now. Dialogue: 0,0:46:13.18,0:46:15.48,Default,,0,0,0,,[siren wailing] Dialogue: 0,0:46:19.71,0:46:21.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, come on\Ndown, give us a hand. Dialogue: 0,0:46:21.36,0:46:23.23,Default,,0,0,0,,And so, the escaped convicts Dialogue: 0,0:46:23.32,0:46:26.02,Default,,0,0,0,,were finally captured\Nby the Duke boys Dialogue: 0,0:46:26.10,0:46:27.93,Default,,0,0,0,,and turned over to the law. Dialogue: 0,0:46:28.02,0:46:30.72,Default,,0,0,0,,After they'd been relieved\Nof Jesse's mortgage money Dialogue: 0,0:46:30.80,0:46:34.02,Default,,0,0,0,,and Boss's very fat money belt. Dialogue: 0,0:46:34.11,0:46:36.68,Default,,0,0,0,,But the Dukes'\Nproblem wasn't over. Dialogue: 0,0:46:36.77,0:46:39.33,Default,,0,0,0,,'Cause they had to get Boss\Nto accept that mortgage money. Dialogue: 0,0:46:39.42,0:46:40.51,Default,,0,0,0,,- We got it.\N- We got it. Dialogue: 0,0:46:40.60,0:46:43.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, they got it!\NThey got everything! Dialogue: 0,0:46:43.56,0:46:44.21,Default,,0,0,0,,[Luke] Here's our\Nmortgage money. Dialogue: 0,0:46:44.30,0:46:45.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-uh. Dialogue: 0,0:46:45.95,0:46:48.21,Default,,0,0,0,,- You gotta take that.\N- Boss, you gotta play fair. Dialogue: 0,0:46:48.30,0:46:51.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I am playin' fair and\Nsquare and that's why I got.. Dialogue: 0,0:46:51.26,0:46:53.65,Default,,0,0,0,,So, they counted\Non ol' Boss's greed. Dialogue: 0,0:46:53.74,0:46:56.35,Default,,0,0,0,,They slipped the mortgage\Nmoney into the money belt Dialogue: 0,0:46:56.44,0:46:58.92,Default,,0,0,0,,which meant that Boss\Nhad accepted the payment Dialogue: 0,0:46:59.01,0:47:00.88,Default,,0,0,0,,and the Dukes kept the farm. Dialogue: 0,0:47:03.45,0:47:06.36,Default,,0,0,0,,They gave me the money belt. Dialogue: 0,0:47:06.45,0:47:08.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, you do realize\Nthat this all started Dialogue: 0,0:47:08.67,0:47:10.32,Default,,0,0,0,,'cause they got\Ntheir first traffic light Dialogue: 0,0:47:10.41,0:47:13.50,Default,,0,0,0,,in Hazzard County, don't you? Dialogue: 0,0:47:18.11,0:47:19.98,Default,,0,0,0,,[theme music] Dialogue: 0,0:47:30.91,0:47:32.26,Default,,0,0,0,,[music continues] 80357