All language subtitles for Bunkd s06e11 Bunkhouse of Horror

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

Hey, Lou, everything's great.

We'll be there right on time.

And I definitely didn't
just wake up five minutes ago.

Just a reminder
that you and the kids

need to be on the road
in exactly 22 minutes

to be here
for when the geyser erupts.

This geyser's an early riser.

[CHUCKLES] It's crazy early,
but my rhyme game is still on point.

Don't worry, I told Mustang
and Coyote captains

to meet me out here
at 6:30 a.m. sharp,

Good, 'cause these tourists
are trying to horn in on our prime spot.

Do not unroll
that beach blanket

or I am putting you
in the geyser hole.

That photo of us in front
of that thing when it erupts

will make an awesome new
camp brochure photo.

It'll definitely be better
than the one in front of Quicksand Cove.

Yeah, we didn't get
many faces in that shot.

But, after this year's
brochure cover,

no kid will be able
to resist such a fun place.

Hey, back off!

And please send your child
to Kikiwaka Ranch.

Well, you can count on me
to get everyone there on time.

Hey, I got to go.
The kids should be here any minute now.

[ROOSTER CROWING]

Any minute now.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

The bag of poop was on fire
when I got here.

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

PARKER: You guys up?
It's almost time to go.

What? Why aren't you dressed?

The geyser goes off soon,

and if we're not there
on time, Lou goes off on me.

Oh, I totally forgot.
Today is the photo.

Yep. So let's make sure
we show up looking good.

Are you saying Destiny Baker
would ever show up somewhere and not looking good?

Back home, a comment like that
would get you a Tallahassee twister.

See, you take to clothes pins
and a battery...

Just get ready.

Jeez! Uptight much?

Hey, did you actually set
a bag of poop on fire, or was that just a dream?

Yes.Okay.

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

Wake up. It's almost sunrise.

Almost sunrise?
I missed half my day.

The photo op is today.

I need to find
just the right look for the brochure cover.

Because this bro
sure needs to choose a perfect outfit.

[CHUCKLES] Get it?

Oh, I am at least
seven minutes past tolerating punts.

Get dressed.

Why are you still sleeping?

Why are you yelling?

Because you're still sleeping!

Okay, that's fair.

You all have 19 minutes
until departure.

Are we clear?

To knee or not to knee?

[CHUCKLES]
That is the question.

Okay, I am now eight minutes
past tolerating puns.

Winnie, let's go!

Didn't you see
how stressed Parker was?

He looked at his watch
so many times

I was starting to think
there was a mirror on it.

Some people just can't
get over themselves.

I don't think
I can go to the geyser.

Why, what's wrong?

I must have eaten
too much this morning.

My stomach hurts.

You haven't eaten
anything yet.

I meant, I hurt my elbow.

Through the stomach,
up the arms.

That doesn't make any sense.

What are you,
the elbow police?

You're being really weird.

Oh, so now being weird
is a crime too?

What?

Just go to the geyser
without me.

But first,
maybe bring me some breakfast

because you're right,
I haven't eaten. Thanks. Bye!

Okay.

I've said enough
"byes" in my day to know that something's up.

Everything okay, Bill?

I can't find my favorite hat.

I've been wearing it
since I was in diapers.

You're hat as baby sized?

No, it's adult sized.

I was born
with a very large head.

Can we look for it
when we get back?

No. I can't be
in a photo without it.

Why not?Because I'm a cowboy.

Hats are part of who I am.

Without it, I just look
like the rest of you silly tenderfoots.

Hurtful!

I'll retrace my step
from yesterday

to figure out where I left it.

No, don't. That sounds like
it'll take way too...

And he's gone.

Parker,
you're fashionable guy.

What do you think
of this outfit?

It's good. I like it.

"It's good"? "I like it"?

Not, "It's great. I love it"?

Come on, now,
get your head in the game.

No! Don't...

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

Uh-oh! It's Lou.

I've gotta go help Bill.

Tell her we're on our way.
And if it feels right,

throw in
a few "Parker's awesome"-s.

And maybe a "He's nailing it".

Parker's phone.
Parker's bestie speaking.

Jake? Where's Parker?

He's awesome.
He's nailing it.

Nailing what?

Uh, I'm in a tunnel.

Uh-oh!

I'm alone with the phone.

Hey! I'm alone...

...with a phone.

I wonder if Parker
has any games on this thing.

Ooh, Jake, you naughty boy.

I'll have the mound
of growing around

with some mound
of hash brown please.

Uh, Bill. If you're gonna
order imaginary food

from an imaginary chef,

at least make it
something good.

Steak and eggs, please,
invisible good sir.

I told you,
I'm retracing my steps until I find my hat.

This is the first place
I was yesterday.

Then I sat
in this exact same spot and ate my food.

You can't be serious.

We're gonna be late.

One. Two.

Three.

What are you doing?

My mom always taught me
to chew 20 times before swallowing.

It's air!

You're chewing air!

All right. You know what?
I'm gonna go check on the girls.

You keep having
an imaginary good time

with your imaginary breakfast.

I imaginary will.

One. Two.

Ooh, is that paprika?

Chef Linus,
you've outdone yourself.

Oh, good. You're ready.
What's wrong with Winnie?

So far, I've diagnosed
a missing elbow,

frostbite and a bad case
of angry ghosts.

Okay. Well, I need to have
a group of kids on that bus in 15 minutes.

So if that ghost is camera
ready, I'll take 'em.

Clearly, Winnie
is going through something.

I probably need to have
a heart to heart with her

to find out what it is.

Oh, Destiny,
you are such a compassionate and thoughtful counselor.

Make it fast or I'm gonna
rip my eyeballs out.

Winnie, why don't you want
to get out of bed today?

You can tell me.

I don't want to talk about it.

I just feel awful inside.

Oh!

I think I know
what's going on.

And listen, it's nothing
to be embarrassed about.

It happens to all of us.

But I am embarrassed.

I never wanted this to happen.

There's never
a convenient time

and you don't
have to tell anyone.

I think
they're going to find out.

I mean, Bill's probably
looking for it right now.

Bill?

Oh, we're not talking
about the same thing.

What did you think
we were talking about?

Nothing. Ask your mom.

Uh, just tell me very clearly
why are you upset?

Is that Bill's hat?

Yes, with two big
pink handprints on it.

What do we do?

I don't know.
But when Bill finds out,

you're going to wish
you just had a case of angry ghosts.

I didn't mean
to ruin Bill's hat.

I was just trying to use
your glitter nail polish to decorate my backpack.

But I got the polish
all over my hands.

Wait, you used my nail polish?

Can we please focus on
one oopsie at a time?

Sorry. Go on.

That's when I saw
Bill's hat on the lawn.

I forgot about the polish,
went to pick up the hat, boom.

If I tell Bill what happened,
he'll never forgive me.

And then he's gonna teach me
how to ride a goat.

BILL: Hey, guys!

BOTH: Bill!

Have either of you
happen to notice a stray hat anywhere?

It's brown, well loved
makes me look like a ding dang hero.

Nope. Neither of us has seen
a brown hat lately.

I saw yellow
and a couple of greens,

even one of those hats
with the spinny things on top.

Hilarious,
but definitely not brown. Destiny, stop me.

Well, I need to find it.

Or else, I can't be
in the geyser photo.

And can forget
about ever being respected by a horse again.

We'll be
on the lookout for it.

Much obliged.

Dang it! I can't tip my hat
without a hat.

I'm a shell of a man.

Okay, you know what?
Time's up for picking clothes.

What do you think?

It's great. I love it.

Wrong. That was a test.

Everyone knows you don't wear
aquamarine to a geyser.

That's competing
with the star of the show.

Noah.

I'm begging you to hurry.

If we don't leave
in 11 minutes,

we are going to ruin
Lou's brochure photos,

she'll never trust me
with anything ever again.

Which is pretty much
how things are now,

but I was hoping
that would change.

Take that, you alien scum!

Ah, I forgot
how relaxing this is.

Hey, Parker, look at us.

Two guys on a porch
loving life and nothing else.

I'm going to check in
with the bus driver.

Jake, thank you
for being the responsible one

who is actually ready
to leave.

You're not dining
with invisible people,

or suffering
from a ghost disease.

And for that,
I deeply appreciate you.

That's right.

I'm not doing anything
I'm forbidden to do.

That's an odd way to say that,

but bigger fish to fry.

I better go find
somewhere else to play this

before he gets back
from frying fish.

I've never used
nail polish remover on anything other than nails,

but I think it's working.

If this thing had cuticles,
it would be my masterpiece.

What are cuticles?

Nobody knows,
but the patriarchy says we can't have them.

This spot is stubborn.

Oh, no! We bleached it!

What? This is supposed to be
your thing?

I'm the blowing of stuff girl

and you're fixing things
with makeup girl.

Sorry. This is my first
hat manicure.

Bill's going to freak out.

BILL: Why will I freak out?

[BOTH SCREAM]

You'll freak out because...

Uh, there is a sale
for 30% off vinyl siding.

And now I know
why they call him Crazy Ray.

His deals are insane.

Guys, I don't think
I'm going to find my hat.

Uh, you know what?
I just remembered,

I am positive
I saw your hat on the lawn.

It looked
completely hat colored.

Really? Where on the lawn?

I don't know exactly where,
but just somewhere that's not... here.

You know, maybe you're right.
I'm gonna check one more time.

Great idea.
Give the lawn my regards.

That's a normal thing
to say, right?

Why are you
giving him hope?

Now, he's just going to be
more disappointed.

I was trying to buy us time
by being my usual ray of sunshine.

Ooh, I've got another idea.

We can cover up
the bleach stain with more nail polish.

Nail polish is what
got me into this in the first place.

Yes, but not this color.

It's called
Sweaty Leather Brown,

gross name,
but definitely better than their Car Sick Green line.

Parker, great news.

You found your hat.
You ready to be in the photo?

Not even close?

Yep, I set myself up for that.

After talking to the girls,

I know I'm gonna
find my hat soon.

Yes, that's the spirit.

And look,
if you don't find it,

it's not the end of the world.

When I was a kid,
I lost my favorite spork.

Spork?

Don't judge me.

You can get fries and gravy
in the same bite.

Anyways, it was a dark time.

I'd eat bacon with my fingers
like a grubby American.

And what's your point?

To tell you the truth,
I'm struggling with this metaphor.

The point is,
I got over the loss.

How long did it take?

Just over nine years.

Nine years?
I can't wait for that.

I have to find my hat now.

Wait. No, no, no! Come back!

There's no time for this!

That was not the point
of my spork lecture.

I'm ready.Thank you.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

I have to change.

No, no, no. It's just
a lovely plop of color.

I'm not gonna be on a brochure

right after a bird dropped
a loaf on my shoulder, man.

Then just take the jacket off.

Come on.
We gotta leave in six minutes.

Yeah, we might be
a little late.

There's no a little late
in geysers.

It goes up and then down.
That's it.

If you're late, it's literally
just a hole in the ground.

No, it's just really important
that I look my best for this photo.

No, it's not. Nobody cares
what you wear.

Fine.
I just take off this jacket.

Thank you.

Oh, you're welcome.

Okay. Why do
I not feel welcome?

Having rough morning, Linus,
load me up with some stress bacon.

Ugh, look at me
like a grubby American.

You guys do do this well.

Go for Big Jake.

Jake, it's Lou.
Are you all on the way to the geyser yet?

Be right down, Mom.

I'm not your mom.
And why do you have Parker's...

Bye!

Hey, Bill, what brings you
to this remote corner of the ranch

I didn't expect anyone
to be in?

I'm still looking for my hat.

I forgot
I was in here yesterday

for some recreational
stall munchies.

You're kidding me.

No, I actually enjoy it.

Maybe it's over here.

I really need
to find that hat.

I just feel
so naked without it.

Oh, come on!

Yeah. Sorry
for that visual.

You can do this,
you can do this.

Thanks, man.
I really want to believe that.

It's just this is
my first ever cowboy hat.

It's supposed to be
bronzed and placed on my tombstone someday.

Seriously?

I know.
It's a weird family tradition, but it's ours.

Nope, not in there.

I can't believe
I'm saying this, but maybe it's lost forever.

I got you.

Hey, Jake.

Yeah?

If you ever need me,
I got you, too. You're a good friend.

Oh, yeah. I always
thought that about myself.

Now, die.

What did you just say?

I said, "cow fly".

Oh, I thought maybe
you said "bye bye".

That would've made more sense.
Let's go with that.

Ta-dal!

Oh, my gosh!

I know, right? Good as new.

No, I mean,
40% off new roofing.

Crazy Ray,
you sly son of a gun.

Oh, but yeah, totally.

Ta-dal!

Uh, don't use my ta-dal.

Destiny, we did it.

The hat looks good as new,
and Bill will never know I messed it up.

Everything's working out
exactly like we planned.

Yeah, usually around here

an optimistic
comment like that

is followed by unexpected
but predictable disaster.

But, hey, maybe this time
it'll all work out.

Bill, we have
something for you.

You found my hat.
Come to papa.

ALL: No!

I'm ready.

Yeah, this all tracks.

Okay. One disaster at a time.

Destiny, Winnie,
why'd you cook Bill's hat?

It wasn't on purpose.

I forgot that nail polish
is still flammable when it hasn't dried yet.

Stupid, stupid, Destiny.

It's like you never took
that beauty safety seminar.

Nail polish?

Destiny, what are you
talking about?

It was all my fault.

I got nail polish
on your hat by mistake.

I didn't want you to find out,
so I tried to fix it.

But instead,
I turned it into a charred hat kebab.

So you guys had my hat
the whole time and didn't say anything?

Parker, you guys
go on without me.

I don't feel like smiling
for a photo.

This is the worst day ever.

Bill's mad at me.

Plus something
exploded into flames

and I didn't even enjoy it.

Winnie!

Great. Nobody's ready to go.

There's no more stress bacon.

And, Noah, why are you
dressed like a fancy pirate?

Uh, this is from Othello.

My fancy pirate leggings
are a bit snug in the hammies.

Okay, let me rephrase. Why?

Well, you said I could
wear anything because apparently I don't matter.

That's not what I said.Well, that's
what it felt like you said.

It hurt my feelings.

When you told me
what I looked like wasn't important,

it was like you were saying
I wasn't important.

Noah, I'm sorry.

I guess the stress
of getting everyone ready

turn me into someone who is...

A total dingus?

I was gonna say
a little crabby. Wow!

Noah, you are
the beating heart of Kikiwaka Ranch.

There's literally
no one more important to this photo than you.

Really?

Parker, thank you.
That's all I need to hear.

Unless you have
more compliments then please keep going.

So you'll change out
of the Othellocostume and you'll come to the photo?

I'm actually dressed
as Iago.

He's in a scene where, uh...

Oh, I see the vein
on your forehead. I'll go change.

Don't worry, Parker.

Bill is about to get
a face full of apology.

And when I'm done,
he won't know what hit him.

That's great.

Although maybe pump the brakes
on the physical threats, yeah?

Knock, knock.
I have something for you.

It's not a dead bug, is it?

No, that's a different box.

It's not a live bug, is it?

[CHUCKLES] No, that's
a different, different box.

A party popper?

It's the first one
I ever bought.

It's my lucky charm.

Most kids wanted toys,
but I wanted something so loud

it could make the neighbors
pee a little.

Anyway, it's my favorite thing
in the whole world,

and I told myself
I would keep it forever and never pull the string.

I want you to pull it.

Why?

Because I destroyed something
important of yours today.

If you destroy this,
then we'll be even.

Winnie, it's not
about getting even.

Of course,
I'm sad about my hat.

But I'm sadder
that you lied to me.

You're right. That was bad.

But you're my friend,

and I didn't want you
to be mad at me.

So I covered it up
and made everything worse.

[SIGHS] I'm sorry.

I know.

And it's okay, Winnie.

I forgive you.

You do?

Of course, like you said,
we're friends.

And if you
ever do this again,

I have some hat cleaner
that can get rid of any stain.

But please,
never do this again.

Understood.

Destiny's ready.
Bill, what about you?

I'm ready.

If Winnie can let go
of her lucky popper,

I can let go of my hat.

The truth is, I look like
a ding-dang hero without it.

Yeah, you do.

How do I look?Meh.

Just kidding.
You look great!

Jeez, everyone's
so stressed today.

Now, come on.

I can't believe it.
We're all ready to go.

We just need to go.

I always knew
you'd pull it off.

We can't leave yet.
Where's Jake?

Oh, he's been ready
this whole time.

Jake is the perfect camper.

JAKE: I'm not going anywhere.

This absolutely tracks.

Jake, are you playing
a video game?

You're not allowed.

And we have to leave
in three minutes.

So turn that off
and get down here.

[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]Not until I finish.

I'm so close.

You're not gonna take me
while my character is still alive.

Okay.

Jake, put the game down
and step away from the phone.

I will put the phone down,

for 12 seconds,
because it's a cut scene.

And I see,
now I have to defend myself.

So, back off.

Or prepare to eat carbs.

Everyone, stand down.

He's got dinner rolls.

Jake, just come on down
and get on the bus.

If we don't get
to the geyser on time,

Lou is gonna rip me
from feet to face.

Sorry, but I'm
in the game now.

It was always gonna
end like this.

[SHOUTING] Take cover!

[THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING]

[SCREAMS IN SLOW MOTION]

[IN SLOW MOTION] No!

Ow!

Those aren't even
the soft rolls that you bought, you monster!

I'm finishing this game

and there's nothing
you all can do about it.

We are going.

Oh, I guess you can do that.

So how many changes
did you go through before you landed on the right look?

Twelve.Been there.

Hey. Sorry, guys.

But, you know,
classic Jake Jacobs. Am I right?

Wait. So your name
is Jacob Jacobs?

Yeah. My parents thought
it would be funny.

It's not.

Well, we're ready to go.

And with one minute to spare.

[BIRDS SCREECHES]

I'm gonna need a minute.

Come on!Seriously, man?

We'll be late!Hurry!

Where are we going?

Well, Parker,
you got everyone to the geyser

just in time for the photo.

No one's more surprised
than me.

One day I will tell you
the tale of roll-mageddon.

You're so lucky,
you wouldn't believe

how hard my morning was.

I had to hold our spot
in front of the geyser

for over an hour.
There wasn't even a chair.

Well, there was a chair
but it did not recline all the way.

I am broken.

You have broken me.

Something happened here
this morning, didn't it?

Hey, do y'all
want to see the photo?

WINNIE: Hey,
even without the hat,

that is a great picture
of you, Bill.

Thanks.

Yeah, you probably
don't have to wear a hat ever again.

You bite your tongue.

Oh, Bill,
I totally forgot to tell you. I found your hat last night.

It is in
the 'lost and found' box in my cabin.

There's been
a 'lost and found' box the whole time?

The whole time!

Yeah, let's all
be upset with Lou and forget what I did.

I'm coming, friend!

This is great news.
I guess we just burned someone else's hat.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

Sorry for your loss.

Seriously,
what happened here today?

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

[CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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