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Where IS she?
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She's a superagent. A legend.
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Yeah, but do you think she gets
invited to a lot of school plays?
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How do you think they found Daniel
Radcliffe, Emma Watson, La Lohan?
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The difference is they were kids.
You're literally a grown-arse man.
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Yeah. This school play is
being colonised by a teacher.
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You've turned it into an audition.
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Oh, haters!
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This is why I don't explain myself
to civilians.
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This is not an audition,
it's a showcase.
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The poster is
just a picture of you.
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There's literally a picture of every
single one of you on that poster.
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It don't look like a play.
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It looks like you've died and we've
just done a fun run to remember you.
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I'm sick of these low-rent gigs!
I need a new agent!
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Warren did his best for you, sir.
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Warren got me reading at a church,
hmm?
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To be fair, they paid cash.
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That was the collection plate.
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GASPS SHARPLY
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She's here!
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She actually came!
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Um, don't sound so surprised.
I am manifesting good things!
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Oh! I'm gonna give the children live
tonight!
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Um, where's Blessing?
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Oh, she's with Mitchell
coming back from football.
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They got merked 27-0.
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OK. I don't want any drama,
so, Warren, find Blessing.
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You lot - costume.
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Enjoy.
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Er, kids don't go free.
Thank you. Lovely.
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There you are.
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Sir?
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Keep smiling
in case they're watching us,
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cos this is Pizzagate
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with some 5G stuffed crust.
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That school that was playing us at
football - half of them are ex-pros.
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I KNEW I recognised that keeper
off Match Of The Day.
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That school don't even exist!
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Hoburn said
her mate was a teacher there.
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I should've smelt a rat,
she ain't got mates.
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So who's this lot, then?
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She made them watch the football
with her too.
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They're the school governors.
That's the Bishop of Tring.
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And there's our local MP.
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I am so sorry you had to witness
that atrocity, Minister. 27-0!
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Bernadette, if there's
one thing I know about,
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it's fickle mistresses,
and football is one of them.
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Oh, no, please,
don't make excuses for me.
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I accept full responsibility
for our defeat.
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That woman wouldn't cop to a fart.
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What's she up to?
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As a retail tzar, I'll always
fight on to the bitter end,
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but I know...
I know I'm on very thin ice.
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Don't be put off by one set
of cataclysmic exam results.
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I've spoken to the governors.
They won't fire you.
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I suppose I have delivered some
truly revolutionary innovations.
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Well, thanks to my work
with big dairy
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back when I was slashing
the size of Toblerones,
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I've been able to abolish
maternity leave at Abbey Grove,
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all for the price of
an industrial milking pump
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and half-a-dozen stools.
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Plus the severance package you
negotiated's financially crippling.
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The governors literally can't
fire you.
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If they had to pay you off,
they'd bankrupt Abbey Grove.
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HE SNIGGERS
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Yes, you're right. I suppose this
play would need to be a bloodbath
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to close Abbey Grove,
and pay me off, of course.
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THEY CHUCKLE
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SCHOOL MUSICIANS PRACTISE
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Where's Stephen?
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In the changing rooms. Which one?
I don't know. There's only two.
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Oh, my days! Get back, fam!
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I can't breathe!
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Oh, my God!
Stephen, Hoburn fixed the match.
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She's got her eyes
on a big, fat package.
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Oh, Mitchell!
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A severance package!
Get your mind out the gutter.
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Look, Hoburn wants to get fired.
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If the governors pay her off,
then they'll bankrupt the school.
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We can say goodbye to Abbey Grove.
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AMERICAN ACCENT: OK, but...um,
have you heard of knocking?
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What's with the accent?
I'm playing Meghan Markle tonight.
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So, um, I'm staying in character.
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You're what?
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You're not listening to me.
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Hoburn wants this to tank.
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Then, why did she literally beg me
to write an iconic
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and iconoclastic tribute
to Great Britons?
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She knows your Great Britons
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will go down like a cup of cold sick
with the governors.
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Er, rude...and wrong.
I had to do...
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Ah! I had to do lots of
historical research.
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I watched The King's Speech -
on two times speed.
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Oh, about the king with the stutter?
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Was it? He sounded cute to me.
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Mate, them governors are so old,
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they look like they spunk dust.
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They are going to hate this.
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That's why I'm serving
British family values
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with Snow BoJo
and his seven official children.
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Knees up, two, three, four! Jesus.
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Where's the energy?
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Micro-wah-vay!
Micro-wah-vay!
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Nigella, you're flat. It's...
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TUNEFULLY: ..micro-wah-vay!
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Hmph. Who are you supposed to be?
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Oh, Naomi Campbell. She's singing
a song about loving yourself,
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no matter what society says.
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It's called Blood Diamonds
Are A Girl's Best Friend.
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Sir, sir!
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I found our Edward Colston.
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He was hanging round
the shopping centre.
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I know you wanted a kid but no-one
in the class wanted to get wet.
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Can it swim?
Dunno. He hasn't said a word,
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although I was actually thinking
it may be even better
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if he CAN'T swim...for the show.
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Er, not so much for him.
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Yeah, um...move it along.
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Ooh, blimey!
Oh, you're joking.
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Oi-oi! This is Drill Captain Tom!
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BEAT-BOXING
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RAPS: I step on that road
real slow
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But I make bare what for the doc,
ha!
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Hey! Woo!
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You don't need the lizzies
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But man's flaming got
administrative course!
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CHEERING
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So good!
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Well, at least you got
the NHS flag, I suppose.
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The governors love
that patriotic stuff.
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Er, the NHS stole that flag.
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It belongs to the gays.
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Ask Sir which iconic British queer
celeb we're celebrating tonight.
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I can't help being an inspiration,
hmm?
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OK! Right, everyone,
five-minute call!
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Stephen, hold on.
That football match
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won't be the biggest thing
that I lose today.
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Abbey Grove is the only place
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where I don't feel like
a total muppet all the time.
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I love it here,
and I really like you lot!
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Look, I'm glad you're happy here
and you wanna stay
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but we have a sacred duty
to our audiences.
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Sir basically means
he's invited an agent.
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Right, I'm pulling the fire alarm.
No! Wait, stop! Look...
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There's a way through this
but you have to trust me.
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Huhee!
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Hail, Elaine Paige, full of grace,
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Lord Lloyd Webber is with thee.
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Protect us from Usma's flat feet...
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Ugh! Rude!
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Ugh! Tech team! Turn your torches
off. We are not down a mine!
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And Mr Carmichael should not be
holding hands with you.
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He should be holding hands
with the talent.
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Uh, Warren! I am not like that.
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MOUTHS,
KNOCKING AT DOOR
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Is now a good time
for your pre-show dinner?
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My Scotch Revels.
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I've combined the the-atre
of a Scotch egg
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with the whimsy of a Revel.
Sounds lovely.
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Each egg contains
a mystery filling -
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an olive, a grape,
pommes frites, baba ghanoush
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and, in a meta twist, actual Revels.
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It's like meat roulette.
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What is that?
That is a devilled prune.
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It contains
a terrifying amount of roughage.
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It's like a depth charge
in the large intestine.
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Focus! Y'all know Hoburn's plan.
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She wants us to crash out
so she can cash out.
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Do we want her to win?
ALL: No.
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I says, do we want her to win?!
ALL: No!
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Good. That's why I have made
the painful decision
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to perform the lead
in all of the songs tonight.
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THEY ALL GASP
What?
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I'm sorry but it's the only way
we're guaranteed to slay.
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Sir! I'm not being dramatic, but
if you take my song away from me,
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I'm going to get you tried
for crimes against humanity.
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And if that judge acquits you,
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I'm going to shoot you
on the courthouse steps.
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Yep. As a stage fright survivor,
I find this deeply triggering.
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Jinx!
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Some people's parents bought
tickets for tonight.
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You want them to have a good time,
do you not?
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Bought tickets. Aren't they free?
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But if we don't want to offend
the governors,
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surely it's better to change
the problematic songs
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rather than who sings them.
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Bad ideas done well
don't hurt people.
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Look at Lin-Manuel.
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And McBusted.
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The guy who invented the Segway...
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..until it killed him. RIP.
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We dedicate our first act to
British legends that we have lost,
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starting with our tribute
to Sir Winston Churchill.
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Er...rip.
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It's RIP!
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Winston!
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Yeah!
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Smoking big cigars
and drinking brandy
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Washing down my lunch
with Pol Roger
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Quit snarlings, darling!
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Make way, Mahatma Gandhi
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Cos with my hat, my suit,
my shoes, my socks
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Meow! I came to slay!
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Blasting all the Nazis like a hero
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Looking Churchillicious
all the while
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You always vote me the best
You quote me, oh, yes!
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We'll win in Winston...
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JAZZ RHYTHM ON CYMBALS
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..style! Ooh, yeah!
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Oi, she's making it worse.
We've got to do something.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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BOTH: Meat roulette!
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MUSIC DRAWS TO AN END
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SMATTERING OF APPLAUSE
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LOW CHATTER
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Hello, young drummer.
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Here, you need to replenish
your energy.
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MUSIC STARTS
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Angie
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Yes, Tiff, honey
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Angie, are you crying?
Oh, you noticed that!
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Are you OK?
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Not really
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Are you OK?
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I have a secret
and I'm not sure I can say
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Just say
OK, but...you can't tell anyone
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I won't
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Not Scotty T or Gemma Collins
and not even Darren Day
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OK
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Then, I'll say...
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David's dead!
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Aah!
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No, he's not!
Yes, he is
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Oh, my God, everybody!
What? David's dead!
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What? David's dead!
I've got to see the body...
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ALL: David's dead, David's dead
David...
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No, he's not
He's right here!
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No, not that David!
ALL: What?
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Not the egg-shaped music producer
David Gest...
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ALL: Then, which David?
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My David!
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SEGUES INTO ROCK MUSIC
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This is the story of
the song that changed my life
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There was a time
when this heart of mine
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Well, it couldn't keep a rhythm
with my two left feet
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When my soul came alive in 1965
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I heard a new sound
and my heart skipped a beat
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It came from the radio
in my dad's car
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The music that would take
this little boy so far
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It was the sound of the rhythm
of electric guitar!
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Rah!
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STRUGGLES WITH ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO
254
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Warren, come on!
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Rah! Ha-ha!
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Argh!
MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY, CROWD GASPS
257
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Ugh...oh...
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STOMACH GURGLES
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Sir, get up, you can do it.
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OK, this needs to stop.
261
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,560
Huh? No, no, no, no, no!
262
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The show much go on!
263
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I'm gonna call an ambulance.
264
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,680
You and your sister...
just sit down.
265
00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:34,800
Are you seeing double?
266
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:39,240
Huh? It's fine! It's,
it's nearly...hit the floor...!
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HE CRIES HYSTERICALLY
268
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Oh, my God, I feel like a swan!
269
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I'm totally calm and regal
on the surface,
270
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:50,360
but below the waterline
I am frantic!
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Ah, careful, argh!
This is a nightmare!
272
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:56,720
There's a superagent out there,
and she's not gonna see my Markle.
273
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,640
Why won't you stop talking
about this agent?
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Is that the only thing
you care about?
275
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,600
All right!
I want to get signed, OK?
276
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I want to do something with my life.
277
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:08,000
What about us, you prick?
She's gonna destroy Abbey Grove.
278
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,680
I'm sorry, but look at my injury.
The show is over.
279
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:14,960
Bollocks. In case you ain't noticed,
this lot have been smashing it.
280
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,800
They just had the crowd
on their feet.
281
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,800
Guys, just keep doing
what you're doing
282
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,200
and we might just get
the governors onside. It's true.
283
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,560
One of you's gonna be
the next Daniel Kaluuya,
284
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,120
and I'll still be here.
285
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,600
You won't even remember me.
286
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,600
Sir, we can't forget you.
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00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,560
You made us pinkie promise that
any future acceptance speeches
288
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,960
we have to mention you by
your full name and Instagram handle.
289
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,680
Seriously? That's not the only
reason we won't forget you.
290
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,040
I've never felt at home
at any school I've been to,
291
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:45,160
and sometimes it's hard
getting out of bed in the morning,
292
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,360
and not just because
I like a heavy toggage.
293
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,000
You guys don't just make life
bearable,
294
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,280
you make life fun.
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00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,480
No offence, but you guys are
296
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,120
the best thing about this place.
297
00:13:56,120 --> 00:14:00,840
Maybe we...got a little wrapped up
in the moment. We?
298
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,680
The royal "we".
299
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:07,120
I'm sorry... Genuinely.
300
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,840
I'm so proud of all of you.
301
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,560
It's too late. Mr Carmichael made
the second act all about him.
302
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,320
No-one else can play Meghan Markle.
303
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:19,440
Correct. No-one else has my range.
304
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,280
I'm glad somebody else said it.
305
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,880
Out of all of us,
Jinx has the best voice.
306
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,680
Yeah. She's good at accents too.
She spent a weekend in Berlin
307
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,680
and came back sounding like
Werner Herzog.
308
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,200
Oh! You guys!
309
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,720
Danke schoen.
310
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,240
But she's white.
311
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,080
Nein, nicht, gut, guys! Come on!
312
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:40,160
Although, ultimately,
the whole human race is from Afr...
313
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,040
No, I'm not right for it.
314
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,480
Blessing?
I can't hit those high notes.
315
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,600
OK, look, Inchez,
you and I both know that
316
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,000
you have the voice of an angel.
317
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,840
He sings soprano
in our church choir. So?
318
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:58,440
At man's last evensong,
there was so many bundas bouncing
319
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,360
that you'll think man was playing
in the Bundesliga, fam!
320
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,120
I swear on my mum's life!
321
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,320
Beep! That's the sound of
your mum flat-lining, bruv!
322
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,520
Maybe it is too late.
323
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:10,480
And maybe it is curtains
for Abbey Grove.
324
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,360
But it's not about beating Hoburn!
325
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:16,640
It's about playing the game our way,
even if we go down swinging!
326
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:20,000
Guys, we are Class K!
That is what we do!
327
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,560
Inchez,
if we're gonna slay the house down,
328
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,880
we've all got to step
out of our comfort zone. Mm.
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00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,840
OK.
330
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,000
ALL: Yes!
331
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,400
Yes! OK. Wait, wait!
332
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,280
Inchez needs time to learn the part
333
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,880
and we need someone
to cover for him, so...
334
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,920
Mitchell, I know you have
the range of a North Korean missile
335
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,280
but...I'll keep it simple.
336
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,320
No chance. I'd rather shit
in my hand and clap.
337
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,400
Whoa! What about doing things
the Class K way, fam?
338
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:56,480
Guys, there are only two things
that school teaches ya.
339
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,800
One, there is nothing more overrated
340
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,000
than a trip to a chocolate factory.
341
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,280
And two, sometimes
you've just got to step up.
342
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,560
Ambulance.
343
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,520
A man just hit his head.
344
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,840
Look, I'm a theatrical agent.
345
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,840
I know what true desperation
looks like,
346
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:19,440
and Stephen Carmichael
would genuinely prefer to die
347
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,280
than stop the show.
348
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:26,680
Get your bananas! Banana incoming!
349
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,280
Carb up, teams.
350
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:34,000
OK! Act two - Living Legends.
351
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,400
Fraser, get the pots and pans out
of your kitchen ready for Nigella.
352
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,320
Micro-wah-vay!
353
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,440
Better! Yes!
354
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,920
Oh, Harrison, hold these.
Mitchell is singing a song
355
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:47,240
to literally the only tune
he knows off by heart.
356
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,640
Um, I'm going to need you to go
to the back of the hall
357
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,520
holding these up one by one
so we can read the words, hmm?
358
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:55,280
What's this song about, sir?
Um, Tim Berners-Lee.
359
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,920
Um...some sweet, odd man
who didn't want any coin
360
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,480
from inventing the internet.
361
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,520
HE SCOFFS
362
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,160
The governors are going to love it.
363
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,400
What's funny?
364
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,120
The idea that a human
invented the internet.
365
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,600
What'd he do? Do it on a computer...
without the internet?!
366
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,240
Harrison, Harrison! There's a...
367
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,760
..two-headed dork in the playground.
368
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,400
Poor thing must have escaped
from a nearby lab.
369
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:30,960
Maybe we need pan pipes. Or a harp.
370
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,120
Yes. I'll see what we've got
backstage.
371
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,240
Oh, look, let me hold those for you.
372
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,320
You'll need both hands
to carry the harp.
373
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,080
Yeah.
374
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,240
LIGHT APPLAUSE
375
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,520
MUSIC: Three Lions
(Football's Coming Home)
376
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:57,200
Google Chrome, it's Google Chrome
Safari
377
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,760
The internet's coming home
378
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:03,440
It's coming home
It's coming home
379
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:07,200
It's coming
The internet's coming home
380
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,960
Everyone thinks it's just for porn
381
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:17,600
They've seen gangbangs before
382
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,320
They just know
383
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,360
They're so sure
384
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:25,080
But I remember
before Pammy and Tom
385
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:29,000
Hulk Hogan and Paris Hilton
386
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,200
It's not just for wanking
387
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,720
4Chan on the shirt!
388
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,520
Mind the pyros!
389
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,560
Paedos and the Clintons
390
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,880
30 years of hurt...
391
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,280
Oh, my God!
392
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:45,440
Never stopped Trump winning
393
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,800
So many wokes, so many...
394
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,240
GASPS
395
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:55,160
With all those...
SUDDEN EXPLOSIONS, SHRIEKS
396
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,000
Bloody hell!
397
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,480
EXPLOSIONS
398
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:13,360
OK, finale time.
Piers Morgan, Prince Andrew,
399
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,400
stage right - now. Shapeesh.
Good luck. Break a nail.
400
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,680
Inchez, come on, mate.
It's shit meat pot time.
401
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:24,160
Nah, man.
I've got bare collywobbles.
402
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:28,720
Look, Jinx, you're a stage fright
survivor, hmm? Say something?
403
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,320
Er, sort of, erm...
404
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:33,720
Well, basically, I used to find it
impossible to pee on my dad's boat
405
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,680
because the master bedroom
was right next to the toilet,
406
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,880
but then I was like,
"Do you know what?
407
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,840
"I can blame the noises
on the bilge pump."
408
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,320
Well, that's relatable?! Jesus.
409
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,600
Can I have a word in private, sir?
Mm-hm. Thank you.
410
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:51,440
Also, Inchez, even if everyone
out there thinks you've gone moist,
411
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,680
you'll always be my OG.
412
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,480
WHISPERS: Piss off.
413
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,800
Yes. Mm.
414
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,400
Right, come on, you lot, let's go.
Places, yeah?
415
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,640
PIANO PLAYS LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY
416
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,720
Tally ho.
417
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,680
I met the girl of my dreams tonight.
418
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,160
She's an American divorcee
419
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,640
and my family will love her.
420
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,640
Basically, like, the truth is,
that bishop out there -
421
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,520
he's my dad.
422
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,720
Your dad's one of the governors?
423
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,720
Look, I get it.
424
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,760
You're scared of what he'll say
425
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:37,560
if he sees you refusing to conform
to traditional definitions
426
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:41,480
of what it means to be, like,
a man in a patriarchal society.
427
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,560
I'm scared he's gonna stand up
428
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,440
and yell something horrible like...
429
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,120
..like,
"That's my son and I love him."
430
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,800
Wait, so...your problem is
you're scared that
431
00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:01,400
your dad is gonna love and
accept you, no matter what you do?
432
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,520
Yeah.
433
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,560
OK.
434
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,520
Pack up the pity party
and get on that stage!
435
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,680
Here she comes now!
436
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,280
PIANO FLOURISH
Bye, Harry.
437
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:29,320
Oh, my gosh,
I just met the most amazing man.
438
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,880
He told me he's a prince.
439
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:34,480
Er...Siri, what's a prince?
440
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:38,480
AUTOMATED VOICE: Prince, noun,
the son of a king or queen,
441
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,240
and you can be his princess, Meghan.
442
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:48,520
To be a princess
It could be such a wondrous thing
443
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:52,400
To wear my prince's ring
And so
444
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:56,600
The answer is yes,
I feel so happy I could sing
445
00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:00,880
The simple Yankee girl
who found her ginger king
446
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:05,080
I hope the public see that girl
that Harry sees
447
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:09,720
A kindly soul who helps out
with some charities...
448
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,360
Not so fast!
449
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,520
No, Piers Morgan!
Yes, it's me!
450
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,320
Go away!
What?
451
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,080
I've been silenced
452
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:20,440
A crime
But I don't hear any sirens
453
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,680
I've been maligned
454
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,880
For not caving to the violence
of the woke police
455
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,560
The cannot-take-a-joke police
456
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,600
The Britain-hating,
free-speech-taking, vegan-baking
457
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,920
Weaklings want my silence!
458
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:36,480
But I'm an alpha
I do not do compliance,
459
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,200
Or toe the line
460
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,680
I won't give in to the tyrants
with their fake belief in her
461
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,600
The head snowflake-in-chief
462
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:48,040
She will pay the price, dears
No more Mr Nice Piers!
463
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:52,440
To be a princess
Is not as lovely as it seems
464
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:56,480
The press are awful
But it's worse behind the scenes
465
00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:00,320
My Harry is a cutie
But his family is a mess
466
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,080
His uncle won't shut up about...
467
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:07,120
Pizza Express!
468
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,960
I've seen the Seven Wonders
469
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,720
Travelled round the world
And yet
470
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:20,040
That perfect night in Woking
That's a night I can't forget
471
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:27,320
Woo! I'll order four seasons
I eat pizza for my tea
472
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,960
From January 1st, I'm fit to burst
with calzone verdure
473
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:34,840
So when you ask, "Where's Andrew?"
Well, it won't take long to guess
474
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:38,120
You'll find His Grace
in his favourite place, it's...
475
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,160
Pizza Express?
Yes!
476
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,800
I'm a Pinot Grigio drinker
Waiter, pop that cork
477
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,240
Let's hope there's enough
halloumi bites
478
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,640
For the Grand Old Duke of York
479
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,560
And if you think I'm sweating
Well, my darling, I am not
480
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:55,480
Cos Giuseppe don't get sloppy
Even when the American's hot, oi!
481
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,400
Silenced!
To be a princess...
482
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,880
Another quattro formaggi
483
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,480
I've been silenced!
To be a princess...
484
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,800
And more doughballs for me!
Where's my pollo piccante?
485
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,720
She wouldn't even shag me!
486
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,080
Oh? What was that?
487
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,320
Yo, yo, yo... What's going on?
Mr Carmichael!
488
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,360
HUBBUB
489
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,760
What the...?
490
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,360
Out of my way! Out of my way!
491
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:22,040
Find a tech person. Tell them
I need them now. Thank...
492
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,080
You!
493
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,320
CONFUSED CHATTER
494
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,600
Everyone, don't panic! Do not panic!
Please take your seats.
495
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,760
Yeah, nothing to see, mate.
This way, this way...
496
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,920
Excuse me, could you tell me
what's going on, please?
497
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,840
Yeah, look, don't panic,
your Royal Highness.
498
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,720
I am a responsible adult.
499
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,200
DRUM FLOURISH
500
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,320
Pack that right in!
501
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,040
What are you doing?
502
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,120
I'm pulling the plug on
this whole dysfunctional hellmouth!
503
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,560
I've tried removing chairs
from the staffroom,
504
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,720
I've tried pay-as-you-go
toilet roll,
505
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,480
but I still can't balance the books!
506
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:04,480
So, I am putting this school,
and myself, out of our misery.
507
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,680
Just quit! You don't have to bring
the whole school down with you!
508
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,640
Look, if I quit,
I don't get my money!
509
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:13,320
There was a converted barn
in the Cotswolds with my name on it!
510
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,120
What about the kids, hmm?
They're the ones that matter.
511
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,240
Says Teacher of the Year?!
512
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,240
The man who sets essays
on how to achieve
513
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,680
the full dramatic potential of a -
514
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,000
and I quote - "butt-cleavage".
515
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:29,400
Don't...you...dare
516
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,440
bring Rihanna into this.
517
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,800
Do you not remember what it was like
being a kid at school?
518
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,800
I was home schooled.
519
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:40,320
That explains literally everything.
520
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:45,040
Everybody just calm down, all right?
It is all under control.
521
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,440
There is absolutely nothing
to worry about.
522
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,280
Thank God, here you are!
523
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,200
This is the man you're looking for.
524
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,680
You can keep it.
525
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,880
I found loads of them tucked under
the windshield wiper of my car.
526
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,480
If this play ends with the drama
teacher getting hospitalised,
527
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,400
the governors are going
to have to fire Hoburn!
528
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,000
Then Ladimir Putin
could be back in power!
529
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,360
Bitch, please!
530
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,880
Over here, thank you.
531
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,160
CONFUSED CHATTER
532
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,640
Is someone hurt?
533
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,360
HOBURN: No!
534
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:21,040
Step back, bitch,
because I will slap!
535
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,200
ALARMED VOICES
536
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,320
Ladies and gentlemen, our NHS!
537
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,600
SHE LEADS THE CHEERING
538
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,280
Yes, doctors! Yes, nurses!
539
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,320
Yes, gynaecologists! Them as well.
540
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,400
Can we get all of our governors
onstage, please,
541
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,240
for a photo with our NHS heroes!
542
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,040
Yes, Mr Harper, thank you.
543
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,640
Er, Minister, your excellency...
544
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,440
Sorry, could you shift along a bit?
545
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,640
You see! Why do you need a pay rise
when you've got all this?
546
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,160
HE CHUCKLES SUPERCILIOUSLY
547
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,760
Well, well, well.
548
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,440
I hope you'll all agree that,
despite some bumps along the way,
549
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,320
this play has shown us that
550
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:15,320
Abbey Grove really has got
its heart in the right place.
551
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,960
Three cheers for your headmistress.
Long may she reign.
552
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,040
Hip-hip!
ALL: Hooray!
553
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,840
Hip-hip!
ALL: Hooray!
554
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,600
Hip-hip!
ALL: Hooray!
555
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,560
Wait, wait! The show's not over.
556
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,560
Oh, I'm here... Oh, I'm here.
557
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,680
Argh! Argh!
558
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,360
Thank you. Thank you so much.
559
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:39,000
Is the vein in his head
supposed to be throbbing like that?
560
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,480
Oh, shit!
561
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,760
INCREDULOUS GASPS
562
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,960
Inchez, you were fierce.
I'm not just saying it.
563
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,440
You were great.
564
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,360
You all right, Mr Harper?
One, and two...
565
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,600
Yeah, I'm all right.
566
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,120
Well done, you lot! You smashed it.
Ugh!
567
00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:00,520
I want that back,
thank you very much!
568
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:04,280
Stephen...
you left your head shot in my car.
569
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,520
Look, I can see you're in a lot
of pain so I'll make this quick.
570
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,000
We're a small agency.
571
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,360
We're very selective,
but I would love it if...
572
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,160
Yes, yes!
573
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,400
Sorry, um, finish your sentence.
574
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,160
..if you would introduce me
to that man in the other wheelchair,
575
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,680
Mitchell Harper.
576
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:26,360
Now, he has got such a raw,
unselfconscious intensity.
577
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,800
Morphine!
578
00:28:29,850 --> 00:28:34,400
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