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Good morning, Ackley Bridge.

This is your acting head speaking.

And what an auspicious start to the day it is

as we wish our girls' rugby team the very best of British

in their match against reigning champions St Mark's.

I'm sure you'll join me in cheering them on,

especially our star captain, Marina Dobson.

Marina, we know you've got this, pet.

And remember, folks, "If you can't be an athlete,

be an athletic supporter."

It's from Grease.

Have a taste of me fig rolls, Ken.

They're extra fruity, just how you like them.

They're gonna eat us alive.

What are they doing?

See the captain over there?

I've got something special lined up for her.

Wanna get off your phone for five seconds? We need to talk tactics.

If we lose, it won't be because of me.

Ruki's the only other decent player. And Spud can't even catch.

- Marina... - It's not my fault. Playing with you lot

is like dragging a dead elephant round the pitch.

Can't play. I've been sick. Three times.

- Nerves. - Classic.

Worse. Other end, an' all.

I'm contagious. I should go home.

You're scared. I get it.

It's easier to give up than face the humiliation of losing.

But you're the captain, Marina.

How your team plays reflects on you,

whether you're on that pitch or not.

So get out there and lead by example.

Don't go causing trouble, Dad.

Who? Me? Come on.

There he is. There he is.

Come on, Ackley!

Yeah.

Come on, Ackley!

Go on, Fizza!

- Go on, girl. - You came.

Yeah, well, you know me: always up for a laugh.

Girls' rugby, that's got to be a... What d'you call it?

Oxymoron.

Hey! Don't be rude.

- Come on, Ackley! - Let's go!

Urgh. Can somebody get her a towel?

That's it, girls. Let's go!

Go on.

That's it, girls, keep going.

Yes, Chloe!

Marina!

Switch on!

What the hell is she playing at?

And you said Spud can't catch.

Well done, Xanthe.

Well done!

Yes, Spud!

Go on, Ruki!

Foul, Ref! She deliberately tripped her.

Half-time.

- She could have scored. - Half-time.

Did you see that? It's not fair.

You're gonna have to come off.

Nah, I can still play.

Ow!

Hey... You played like a champ, kid.

Let's get you an ice pack. I've got it.

Thanks.

Are they malnourished from all the free school dinners or something?

We'll see how malnourished I am when I smash your face in!

- Marina, don't. - Come on! What are you waiting for?

Come on, get back, get back.

Where are you going?!

- They were asking for that. - Are you trying to get us disqualified?

- Don't have a go at her, miss. - They were well out of order.

There's only one way you're going to teach girls like that a lesson,

and that's go out there and win.

But you have to work as a team.

Focus that rage.

- I'd have loved to see you land that punch. - Don't encourage her.

Focus that rage.

Do your worst... Poundshop Barbie.

She shouldn't have said that.

- What did she say? - Poundshop.

- OK, ladies, crouch. - Right, girls, come on.

- Five! - Come on, girls!

Set. Steady.

Keep pushing!

Forward!

Push!

- Well done, Spud. - Penalty: Ackley Bridge.

Yes!

- Come on. - Oh...

Go on, Marina. Go on!

Yes, come on!

Girls.

What is she saying to 'em?

- Go on, Marina! - I'm gonna pass it.

Go on, Spud. You can do it!

Go on, come on!

Yes!

It's your conversion, Marina, all right?

Come on, we can win this.

Come on.

Get in there!

We won! We won! Get in!

- Well done, girls. Well done! - Yeah!

Yeah!

Yes, yes, yes!

- That were amazing. - Spud, that final try!

I couldn't believe it. I really thought they were gonna catch me.

Oh, it was so good.

We couldn't have done it without you... bro.

Guys... I'm sorry... for what I said earlier.

- Should be. - You all played brilliantly.

Who's up for a party at mine later?

Me.

Well, Miss Farooqi... How about I... treat you to a Cluck Stop later?

Sure.

Hiya, star player.

Sorry about parents' evening.

I'm just really protective of my dad...

So you thought you'd slander me in front of the whole school?

- I didn't lie. - Look, I know how hard things are for you, Fizza,

and I recognise a cry for help when I see one.

But you can't just make stuff up about me

just to get a reaction from your mum.

You were slurring and swaying.

I'd taken a cold remedy.

Ended up necking the night dose by mistake.

Whatever you think you saw... you didn't.

Right.

Must be shaming, getting beaten by Poundshop Barbie.

What are you gonna tell your followers now?

Hey... That was awesome.

I'm captain of the boys' rugger team.

That final conversion was outstanding.

Josh, by the way.

Marina.

Marina. Like a sailing holiday.

I don't know what made me say that.

I don't suppose you'd, erm...

I'm having a party later tonight, if...

... if you fancy it.

And if you don't, I'll walk away now, completely humiliated.

I'm out with my mates tonight.

Bring them with you.

OK.

OK.

Got you a drink.

Strawberry.

A fine vintage.

So... what d'you fancy?

Probably just a chicken burger.

Can't let you do that. I'll order.

Er, I said I'll have a chicken burger.

Oh, my God, Marina.

You've landed a millionaire!

Oi, girls!

I need a wee.

You'll just have to hold it.

- Are my eyelashes coming off? - No.

Hi.

- Hi. - Time to get this place rocking, kid. Got any ice?

Marina. Hi. Sorry, I...

I will try and sound a bit less like a five-year-old.

Come in. Come in.

Welcome to my house.

This party needs better tunes.

Are they royalty, bro?

She obviously don't recognise me when I'm not whipping her backside.

It's your nemesis, Xanthe. Remember?

That's more like it.

Back in a minute.

You outright told her I wasn't interested?

You used those words? Why would you do that?

Jealous?

You're pretty much the only real friend I've got, Chlo.

Don't know why. I don't deserve you.

I figured if you two got together

and you finally got to hang out with someone half-decent,

I'd never see you again.

Come here, you twerp.

I'm going nowhere.

But I could kill you.

I'm gonna sort this.

I know I'm a bitch. But she isn't.

Why didn't you tell me what she said?

I could have put it right in seconds.

It's not just that. It's the way you are with her.

You never stand up to her.

Whoo!

This place is amazing.

Do you want a tour?

Do you wake up every day and think, "Oh, my God, I live here"?

It's easy to take stuff for granted.

Although... I can't imagine ever feeling that way about you.

What's through there?

Whoo!

Whoo!

You're magnificent.

What?

You. Magnificent.

Thanks.

Wow.

Do you ever put that phone away?

I like things that look nice.

Well, no wonder you're always taking selfies, then.

Here.

Beautiful.

You really are incredible.

This is all so perfect.

YOU'RE so perfect.

This popcorn chicken is the best.

You sure you don't want the burger?

Just admit I was right.

Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.

I need a piss. Don't eat all the popcorn chicken.

It cost a fortune!

God, you got an Uber all the way from London?

Did your mum go mad?

Not as mad as when I sent everyone in school

a photo of her topless.

You're pure evil.

Is that your dad?

He'll keep.

This table is gorgeous.

I did not bring you here to talk about interior design...

... Hotgirl2004.

It's not a secret, is it?

Hey, don't worry. I liked what I saw.

Can we go back to the party?

I would much rather be here with you.

Has no-one ever told you no before?

They weren't this irresistible.

Josh... Come on, I wanna dance.

That's not my fault.

You do things to me.

Five minutes.

Then we can go.

It's funny how Marina rose to the challenge,

while Fizza totally let the side down.

That girl! After everything I did for her,

she just threw it right back in my face.

Lying about me in front of everyone.

Between me and you, I think she's got mental health issues of her own.

Sad, but... what can you do?

- She didn't lie. You told me you had a drink. - Only one.

And how many have you had tonight?

- So now you're judging me. - Look, I'm not judging you.

You make out like you're so progressive, and all you want

is a good little wife you can put in a box...

I don't care if you drink, Asma. I care if you lie about it.

And now you're making stuff up about Fizza. I'm not down with that.

'Cos you know best.

Of course you do. You're a man.

We're here, love.

Are you OK there?

Are you all right, love?

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