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We've talked about getting married.
Will you marry me?
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I've never lived with a woman
before, except my sister.
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Don't worry,
I'm not gonna try it on.
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You don't shit where you eat.
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Also I'm gay.
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She's not my girlfriend. I was
actually trying to break it off.
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But, you know, it got confusing.
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She rejected you.
She hasn't rejected me.
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She just asked me
to be her advisor.
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Is that your ex?
Are you a couple?
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This is really awkward.
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Sometimes I think if a guy had
swept me off my feet the way that
girl did, I'd have been
straight.
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SHE MOANS
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HE FARTS
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That was my vagina, not a fart.
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OK.
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SHE MOANS
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I wanna make you come.
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I'm good. Thanks.
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HE GROANS
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HE FARTS
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THEY LAUGH
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I'm gonna be really late for work.
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So phone in sick.
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I'm trying to get to the water.
HE LAUGHS
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SHE LAUGHS
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INDISTINCT TALKING AND LAUGHTER
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I disagree, I think it's a great
time to be sick. We're not
pitching this week
.
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But no, no, you're right, next time
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I will sync my explosive diarrhoea
to your iCal.
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SADIE: "OK, just don't watch
Bake Off and masturbate all day."
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You know I can't make that promise.
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Feel better, Leila.
You too, sweetie.
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Erm, wrong answer. Bye.
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SHE SIGHS
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FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
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Can I steal you for a minute?
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Sure, if there's a space in my
diary. I'll just check with Ermine.
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Actually, I think she's popped out.
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She seems to make you very happy.
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We're not seeing each other
any more.
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Oh no.
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What is it, Ruby?
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So my blog.
Yes.
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It's about power women.
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And getting a glimpse
into their inner world
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in a way that we wouldn't
usually have access to.
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Sounds very interesting.
Yeah.
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I need your advice on how to track
down Malala Yousafzai.
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I saw her speak at a book signing
a few years ago.
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And her scarf was the most
beautiful textile I've ever seen.
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It made such an impact in that room.
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And I just wanna talk to her
about her scarves
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and the significance of the scarf
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as a means of self-expression
in the Muslim world.
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You wanna track down
Malala Yousafzai
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and use her time
to talk about her scarves?
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Everyone wants to talk to her
about the Taliban.
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And education.
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Of course they do because who gives
a shit about her scarves!
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I'm... I'm sorry, I-I was joking.
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Oh!
SHE LAUGHS
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That is so funny! It's really...
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Stupid idea.
No, it isn't.
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You are asking
the unasked questions.
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Come and tell me more.
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Don't do my dishes,
I'll get to it later.
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No, I need my mug.
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There are other mugs.
None of the other mugs are thin.
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I don't like drinking
out of a fat lip.
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It's tall but narrow which keeps
the tea at the right temperature.
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Now I know.
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Oh, come on!
You're wearing a fucking top.
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Whose top?
You're a dick.
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Say it.
No.
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OK, then we'll never talk about it.
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Are you straight for Jon-Criss?
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No, seeing a guy
doesn't make me straight.
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All right. Jesus. Don't need
to be so fucking touchy about it.
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I'm touchy?
It makes you uncomfortable
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that I'm hanging out with
your friend or you would have said
something.
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I'm waiting for you to come out
with it in your own time.
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So you're not upset?
No! Not at all.
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Cool.
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So I thought sex with a man would be
a complete departure from sex
as I knew it
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but it's actually very similar.
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Sex is sex.
There are differences though.
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Like his BO. He's got good BO.
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It reminds of my dad's
only it's sexy.
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I'm sorry, am I making you
uncomfortable? No. No, it's fine.
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No, but he's your friend and it's
inappropriate to talk about it.
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Can I just say one thing then
I promise to shut up? Please.
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Do you know what's really annoying?
What?
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Semen.
With women there's no clean up
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but with guys you're like
I gotta find a home for this shit.
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This is maybe something you should
be sharing with a female friend.
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You're the only one who knows.
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Like, do you think
that maybe... you're a bisexual?
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I don't like that word.
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Why?
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When you hear bisexual
you think like Tila Tequila.
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You think Anne Heche.
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Who?
Exactly.
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There's nobody.
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There's no precedence.
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When I hear bisexual
I think lame slut.
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It's tacky, it's gauche,
it makes you seem disingenuous.
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Like your genitals
have no allegiance, you know?
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Like you have no criteria for
people, just an open door policy.
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It's not a nice thing to be,
it's not a cool thing to be.
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And it makes my fucking skin crawl.
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All I'm asking
is that you proceed with caution.
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Reference to shit where you eat.
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You use that term way too often
and nobody likes it.
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You use fuck every other sentence
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and it's not nearly as edgy
as you think it is.
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You're jealous.
No! How?
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I'm not attracted to you,
or Jon-Criss.
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Jealous cos you know Jon-Criss
is good in bed.
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What makes you think
I'm not good in bed?
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That's not what I meant. I didn't--
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That came out wrong.
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Er, what I meant to say was...
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Erm...
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Nothing.
I'm sure you're very good in bed.
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I should go.
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To my room.
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I don't wanna keep the boy waiting.
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Erm, all right, I'll see you
later. Have a good one. I love you.
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I'm fond of you.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna make my way
there now, Sadie.
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All right, bye.
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I need change.
I'm in the middle of something.
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I need change for this 20.
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Do I look like a fucking bank?
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I want to speak to your manager.
I am the fucking manager.
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See a guy round here sometimes.
That's my employee. Get out.
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Fucking bitch.
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Thanks.
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All good.
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UNFASTENS ZIP
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HE LAUGHS
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Where are you?
I'm right here.
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No.
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You're thinking
about something else.
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What?
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OK so just then I was thinking about
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whether or not Zara will accept this
coat I wore once and decided I hate.
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HE LAUGHS
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I'm sorry.
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How did you get back into it
with your ex?
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She never noticed.
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You never talked about it?
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I was a lot younger
when we got together.
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And at first the sex was really hot.
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But then...
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we fell into a routine
and I didn't wanna shake things up.
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Felt like if it ain't broke,
don't fix it.
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It's easier to share things with
someone you don't know so well.
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What do you want?
I don't know.
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HE LAUGHS
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Show me.
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Look at me.
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SHE SIGHS
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THEY BOTH BREATHE HEAVILY
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If you don't stop that
you're gonna make me come.
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I want you to come.
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HE PANTS
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HE PANTS
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Fuck.
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HE GROANS
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HE CLIMAXES
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HE SIGHS
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Oh, fuck...
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HE SIGHS
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HE SIGHS
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Touch me.
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I'm really turned on right now.
How do you feel?
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HE SIGHS
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Quite hungry, actually.
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OK.
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I'm hungry.
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Now?
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MAN: "I like to think of myself
as a generous person.
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I like, er, music,
playing the piano.
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Singing with my choir and... "
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MAN 2: "And what would I want
to know if I were you?
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I am from Iran.
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I'm very good at making tahdig.
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What would I want to know
if I were you?
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I am from Iran.
I'm very good at making tahdig.
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Tahdig is the crispy bit of rice
and it's very hard to get right.
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But I do it well so maybe your child
will have this talent.
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I don't know if it will get him
employed but it is a good skill
to have."
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If the halloumi is still good
I can do a salad with chickpeas.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Hi!
Hey.
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Come in.
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(WHISPERS) Fuck!
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Sadie said you weren't well
so I brought you some stuff
for your stomach.
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And some soup and some real food
just in case you're feeling better.
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Oh, wow, thank you so much,
that's so nice of you.
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I think I left the stove on. I'll go
check but then I'll be right back.
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And then we can eat all that food,
thank you.
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Who was it?
Shh!
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You're not here.
Could you just chill in this room,
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for, like, two to three hours?
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No.
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OK, cool, I'll be right back.
You're here to see Gabe.
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Real quick, I just need a piss.
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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Gabe, I need you to come downstairs,
pretend that Jon-Criss is here
to see you. Hi, Fra
ncisca.
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Francisca, my friend cannot know
about me and Jon-Criss, OK?
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He's your friend, he's Gabe's
friend, he is not my friend,
understood?
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Francisca, I need you to
acknowledge the words that are
coming out of my mouth r
ight now.
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OK.
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That smells so good.
I'm gonna get some plates.
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Gabe's coming downstairs.
You're here to see him.
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We don't know each other.
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Hi, Gabe!
Hey. Hey, Deniz.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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Er, I think we've met before,
actually. I'm Jon-Criss.
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Friend of Gabe's.
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I remember. Francisca, Deniz.
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That's too much food for two people.
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Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show:
Help, my son is Kanye West.
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Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show:
Help, my son is a lot of dicks.
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SHE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
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Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show:
Help, my son is...
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Doing the right thing.
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Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show:
Help, my son is... Incest.
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You didn't read the card
before putting it in.
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What difference does it make?
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Doing the right thing is boring.
Boring? It's so meta.
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Lot of dicks doesn't make sense.
You're being so unfair!
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SHE LAUGHS
In the face...
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HE LAUGHS
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Packet of dicks syndrome.
You're embarrassing yourself.
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Kanye West wins.
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I believe that puts me in the lead,
thank you.
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We don't have to play this game.
We can just go hang out in my room.
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This is fine.
Mm. This lamb's incredible, Deniz.
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I don't normally like lamb
but I can't stop eating it.
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What's in it?
The main ingredient is--
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Love.
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No, soured cherries.
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Den is a really good chef.
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I wish she'd open up
her own restaurant or something.
250
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:38,880
Yeah, you should.
251
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,800
Why, cos it sounds better than
working for Tilton off licence?
252
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,040
No, no, no. It's because you're like
a grandmother.
253
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,560
You're so good at feeding people.
254
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,360
Do I look like
a fucking grandmother?
255
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,680
That's not what he meant.
It's your turn.
256
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,840
Money can't buy me love
but it can buy me...
257
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,200
That's a lot of baklava.
258
00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:00,320
LEILA: What's it to you?
He's getting round.
259
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,920
Forget it, he touched it.
260
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:12,440
Are you coming tomorrow?
No.
261
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,280
Sorry you hated the game so much.
262
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,960
Are you mad at me?
It's fine.
263
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,360
I'm just not into this whole scene.
264
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,240
I didn't mean to invite them
into our night.
265
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:32,360
What?
266
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:36,640
e.
When you're with your roommate
you remind of a girl from
a Judd Apatow movi
267
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,680
Like that game.
268
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,720
Looks like something
I've seen in a Judd Apatow movie.
269
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:47,400
I didn't realise you were
so familiar with his oeuvre.
270
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,600
KEYS JANGLE
271
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,880
I'm sorry.
272
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,560
It's fine.
273
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,680
Bye.
Bye.
274
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:12,160
Right now legal abortion
is happening because of her.
275
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,160
Her sister's documentary
changed legislation--
276
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,880
Yeah, no, I get it.
She's better than I am.
277
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,720
I'm glad to see you've made this
about you and your insecurities.
278
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,920
No, Francisca
is more attractive than I am.
279
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,160
Her work is noble,
her tits are perfectly round.
280
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:30,600
And none of that changes
the fact that she is such a cunt!
281
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,440
You don't know
what she's like with me.
282
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,360
She monitors her food intake.
283
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:39,080
OK, whatever. I'm a guy. Men aren't
sensitive about body stuff.
284
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,760
And you're not good for Jon-Criss.
285
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,320
We're just hanging out.
286
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,280
You know you're the first person
he's been with since Karen.
287
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,480
Who's Karen?
288
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,280
The woman he was engaged to
for six years.
289
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,760
Ha ha!
290
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,600
These jeans make my ass look weird.
291
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,480
TV ON
292
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,480
Oh, God, I know
you're going through something
293
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,000
but I cannot watch another episode
of The L Word.
294
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,240
Let's go out.
295
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:16,360
Season two is shit anyway.
Tina's all boring and pregnant.
296
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:23,800
Do you reckon if they hadn't
got back together then...
297
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,840
Bette would have had a baby
on her own?
298
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:30,000
Fuck, no! Bette's like us.
But with a cleavage.
299
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,880
It's unnatural.
300
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,600
Yeah.
301
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,680
If you were Bette then you wouldn't.
302
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,000
Carrying a baby's a head fuck.
303
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:41,840
You can't be seen breastfeeding
in a power suit.
304
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,640
I literally would saw off my arm
to be with her.
305
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,160
It'd have to be your left arm.
306
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,560
THEY LAUGH
307
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,920
Yeah.
SHE LAUGHS
308
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,680
WOMAN MOANS
309
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,640
WOMAN SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
310
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,000
THEY INHALE AND EXHALE
311
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,120
LOUD DANCE MUSIC
312
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,240
You dance like a homosexual.
313
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,680
I know!
314
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,160
SHE LAUGHS
315
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,720
I like you.
Me too!
316
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,880
Mwah!
317
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,200
LOUD DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES
318
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,920
AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYS
319
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:28,680
Why do we have to lie to a Turkish
girl about you and Jon-Criss?
320
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,240
Leila doesn't want anyone to know
that she's sleeping with a man.
321
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,520
Why not?
It's complicated.
322
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,640
How is it complicated?
323
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,000
It's a gay thing.
So? I'm queer.
324
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,720
Everyone under 25
thinks they're queer.
325
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,800
And you think they're wrong?
No.
326
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,040
You know what I think,
I think it's different.
327
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:56,160
I think when you...
when you have to fight for it,
328
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,160
I think that being gay
can become the biggest part of you.
329
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,480
And that you're gay or straight
330
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,480
and one comes with an entirely
different lifestyle than the other.
331
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:09,240
Like different clothes and different
friends and you can't do both.
332
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,240
And I don't mean
to be condescending to you.
333
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,960
I don't know what it's like
to grow up with the internet.
334
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,440
I just get the sense
that it's changing your relationship
to gender.
335
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,120
And to sexuality.
336
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:25,160
In a really good way
but in a way that I can't relate to.
337
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,600
I think you're making a problem
where there isn't one.
338
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,120
SHE LAUGHS
339
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,600
Maybe you're right.
340
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,680
How long have you been in London?
341
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,520
Two years.
342
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,480
I go back to Argentina when my visa
expires in a couple of months.
343
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,520
Are you excited to go home?
344
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,840
No.
345
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:09,520
I wanna go out.
Been in here too long.
346
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,240
Everywhere's closed.
347
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,120
The Red Lion is open till 3am.
348
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,120
MUSIC BLARES INSIDE
349
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,320
Hey, I'm so sorry, I don't have ID
on me but look at my face.
350
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:23,840
I'm old enough so it's inappropriate
that I'm even here.
351
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,240
Yeah, no ID, no entry.
352
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,800
Didn't know they let
14-year-old boys do security.
353
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,800
Go on.
354
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,760
LOUD DANCE MUSIC
355
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,600
INDISTINCT CHATTER
356
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:38,480
Hey! You all right?
357
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,200
Yeah, I'm OK,
I just needed some air.
358
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,120
All right, I'll...
I'll wait with you.
359
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,360
Sadie? Sadie, stop.
What the fuck!
360
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,560
I'm sorry.
361
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,320
Who is that guy?
362
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,840
It's a friend of Gabe's.
Are you fucking him?
363
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,480
I feel like such a fucking idiot!
364
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:08,720
Oh, fuck you!
365
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,080
You OK?
366
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:20,800
I need to go home.
367
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,960
I know that bouncer was a lesbian.
368
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,720
Then why did you say
that thing you said?
369
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:32,960
Cos I was trying to be funny
370
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,520
and the second I said it
I knew it wasn't funny.
371
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,440
I'm a bit relieved that they know.
372
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,640
No.
373
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,440
They were gonna find out
sooner or later.
374
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:51,360
They'll get to know me.
Give in to my charm like you did.
375
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,600
I know this is hard for you.
376
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,080
No, you don't.
377
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,640
Cos you're not gay.
Neither are you!
378
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:06,120
I need to be alone right now.
I might not funny gay.
379
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,960
I think we should cool it
for a minute.
380
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,320
I think we moved too fast too soon.
381
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,280
Because of what I said?
It came out wrong.
382
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,560
No, not because of what you said.
383
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,840
I just don't think we're compatible.
384
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,160
Yeah.
385
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,800
Yeah, maybe not.
386
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,720
How many people have you been
this intimate with?
387
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,280
Like had sex with?
No, no, how many people have you...
388
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,520
laid in bed with all day?
389
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,960
And held hands with.
Talked about your childhood.
390
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,080
Five? More than five?
391
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,640
I don't know.
More than ten?
392
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,160
Why does it matter?
You can't just open someone up
393
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:05,480
and then make them feel safe and
then change your mind the next day.
394
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,920
It makes your intimacy worth shit.
395
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:11,160
You are
an emotional intimacy whore.
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