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CHURCH BELLS RING
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ALARM BEEPS
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RADIO ON
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BEEPING
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THRASH METAL PLAYS
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(Man) Tony!
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Tony!
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For Christ's sake, Tony!
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Tony!
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- Sorry! The volume's bust again!
- Turn it down!
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- I'm trying!
- Every fucking morning!
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Why don't you just
get the sodding thing fixed?!
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All right. All right.
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- Pull the plug out!
- What?
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Pull the fucking plug out, you twat!
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Jesus Christ, Tony!
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Pull the plug out, you pillock!
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Tony!
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Tony!
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MUSIC CONTINUES
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Oh, shit!
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MUSIC STOPS
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DOOR HANDLE RATTLES
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(Man) Bugger!
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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- How long you gonna be in there?
- Not long now.
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Oh, fucking, bollocking, twat, fuck.
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How come I'm never allowed to use
my own sodding bathroom?!
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Oh, Jesus wept.
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SPITS
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Hey, sweetheart, do you want
some eggs?
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No, thanks.
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Effy's having some.
She didn't sleep too well.
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(Man) Get out of the bathroom.
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I need a piss!
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Tony! He won't even answer me.
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I mean, what's he doing up there?
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Perming his fucking pubes or something?
Anthea, what is he doing?!
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I think that lock's messed up again.
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I put the drill under the sink.
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You take me for a complete
James Blunt, don't you?
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- Do you want an egg?
- I want a fucking piss.
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Jim, I was wondering,
do you have to swear all the time?
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Sodding, fucking, bollocky
shit, wank. Where is the twat?
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DRILL WHIRS
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(Jim) Every fucking morning!
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RINGING
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MOBILE BUZZES
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Fuck off.
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- Wake up, Sid, you twat.
- 'I'm asleep.'
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No, you're not.
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'Or just too bored to speak to you,
so leave a message.'
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You're a lazy turd, Sid.
We have plans, remember?
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Concerning your cock. Ring me.
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RINGING
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'Waaaagh! Got you! I'm not here,
you wankers. Leave a message.'
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Jesus, dozy fuckers.
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MOBILE RINGS
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Tony? What?
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- Jal, can you nip round and wake Sid up?
- Nip round? He lives half a mile away.
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- Just nip round and quickly give him a...
- 'I'm trying to fucking practice here.'
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'I've got another call. Stay on the line.'
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Jesus.
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Hi, Nips.
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'Stop calling me, Nips.'
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'It's a funny name.
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'I've seen a few nipples, Nips,
and yours are fucking hilarious.'
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My nipples are not funny, OK?
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'That's your opinion. Anyway, you said
you'd help out with Sid today?'
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What?!
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With Sid. The virgin thing.
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You weren't serious?
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He's got to pop his cherry and I've
nominated you to, you know, help out.
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God, Tony. Do I have to?
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You promised. Hang on,
I've got Chris on the line. Stay there.
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Whatever.
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Yeah, man. You rang?
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'Where the fuck is everyone?
It's nine o'clock.'
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Oh man, I'm in bed.
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Can't you go and get Sid?
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I can't. I'm busy.
Busy-busy, you remember?
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Ah, Buck Tooth?
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Yo!
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Give her a big hello from me, yeah?
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You already did that, didn't ya.
It's my turn now. All right, laters.
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Anyway,
it's not that much to ask, Nips.
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Sid's almost 17. He's gotta get laid
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before his birthday otherwise
he can't be my friend, obviously.
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- What the fuck are you talking about?!
- Sorry, Jal. Wrong call. Can you hold?
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- No.
- Perhaps you could help out with Sid's cherry.
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'I don't think so! You need someone deaf,
blind and stupid for that.'
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- That's unkind.
- Bye, Tony.
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Wanna come to a party?
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'Goodbye, Tony.
And stop calling Michelle Nips.'
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It's a funny name.
She's got a funny nipple...
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'You still there?'
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- All right.
- 'Huh?'
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I'll help Sid if he's so desperate.
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'Safe. We'll do it at
the party tonight, yeah.
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'Meet us in the cafe so we can plan.'
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I have to plan?
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- Oh, yes. Later, Nips.
- 'I said don't call me...!'
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They're fine!
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MOBILE RINGS
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I can't talk right now. Ooow!
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Cheers, Tony.
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Tony?
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- Hello, Mr Jenkins. It's Tony.
- 'Hi, Tony. What can we do for you?'
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We're a little worried about Sid. He's got
a sociology test in ten minutes and, er...
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'What? He's what?'
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(Man) Wake up you lazy, bone-idle,
little fucker!
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Ah.
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Up! You complete and total fucking
sodding waste of fucking space!
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What?
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(Tony) 'Cafe now!
We've got things to talk about.'
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Like what?
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- Virgins.
- 'Huh?'
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Virgins. Virginity.
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Whose?
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Yours, you anus.
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- I'm listening.
- 'Hang on.'
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Tony?
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Cheers, Tone. My uncle wants
to stone me to death now.
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- 'No, he doesn't. Your uncle's lovely.'
- What was it?
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Party tonight.
Sid's getting de-cherried.
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Chris promised Maxxie we're gonna
go to his big gay night out.
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Is Chris gay?
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- No.
- Are you gay?
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No. But Maxxie says there's gonna be
lots of hot women there...
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...desperate because there's nobody
to shag - except for me and Chris.
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Anwar, you dippy twat. Sid's flying
solo down the tunnel of love
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and he needs support, yeah?
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Could we watch?
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Oh, Jesus!
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PHONE RINGS
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Yup.
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Hey, Maxxie. We need you tonight.
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Sorry, Bruv. Big, gay night out.
Me and the lads.
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The lads?
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Yeah. I'm going to take them on
a voyage of wonder and discovery.
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'Fuck that!
Look, Max - for Christ sakes!'
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Can you stop fucking tap dancing?
I can't hear myself think.
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Sorry, Tone. Gotta get these moves.
You know - for the show.
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Do they have tap dancing
in Death Of A Salesman?
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It needs a number.
I've always said that.
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'Anyway, meet me on the green
before psychology.'
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Got ya.
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God, I'm good.
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Sid.
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Sid, you still there?
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- Sid!
- Er, yeah?
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A personal briefing is essential.
Cafe, 20 minutes.
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'Tonight, Sidney my Cherry o' Baby,'
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you present Mr Happy with
the keys to the Furry City.
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Tonight, Mr Happy.
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The Furry City.
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BELCHES
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I'm crap in the mornings.
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You're always crap. No exercise,
rubbish food and too much caffeine.
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Fuck off.
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I didn't have a sociology test, did I?
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No.
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Fucker.
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This better be good.
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Trust me. Tonight we go to a party
and you finally pop the cherry.
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You finally get the VIP tour
of Netherland. You finally...
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Fuck off! "Finally".
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It's embarrassing.
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It's common and quite normal
for someone of 16 to...
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No. It's embarrassing, Sid.
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Shit.
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All right. How?
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We go to the party and we get a girl
catastrophically spliffed up.
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In her confused state, she comes to
believe, however momentarily,
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that you're attractive enough to shag.
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- Who's the lucky girl, then?
- I think you're gonna like this.
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Oh, yes. You are a very,
very lucky little boy.
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Michelle?
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I'm gonna do it with Michelle?
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- Hang on, Sid.
- I'm gonna dock the ferry with Michelle.
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Cheers, Tony. You don't know what...
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Hi.
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...what this means.
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Are we getting me laid or shall I just start
filming and take it back for private time?
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All right. Who's stupid enough
to fuck Sid?
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Cassie.
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She's still in hospital.
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They let her out. She's just
not allowed to handle knives.
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All right. She'll do.
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We're gonna need a lot of drugs.
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Get an ounce.
We can sell it at the party.
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I've got to get an ounce of spliff?
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There's this guy who'll sell on tick.
Tell him we'll pay tomorrow.
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But why don't you go?
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Got tai chi, then my choir audition,
then psychology.
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Cassie's great in the sack.
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As long as she's not hungry.
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Who says?
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(Both) Everyone.
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OK, fuck it. What's this guy's name?
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It's all on there.
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That's this guy's name?
Mad Twatter?
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Is that waking up your chi,
Karate Kid?
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PIANO PLAYS
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You've gone awayBut I feel you near
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The softness of your touchis somehow always here
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And I watch with my ever sorry eyes
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Knowing I'm not discreetwhen you leave me
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You've far from me
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And my guard is down
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I wanna hear it saidthey'll never part somehow
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To just love me moreAnd I know for sure
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That I'm just not discreetwhen you leave me
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And when I'm aloneI think how much I miss you
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And long for the daywhen you will miss me too
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I sit on my own and dream ofhow I'll kiss you
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And you see me in the way that I see you
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You're far awayWill be gone a while
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I look into a sunbeamWhere I see you smile
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And I have to go
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Cos deep down I know
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That I'm just not discreet
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When you le-e-ave me.
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That was lovely, Anthony.
Really, quite lovely.
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Thanks.
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I'm sure we'd love to have you
in the chamber choir.
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Looking forward to it.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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My frands think
you're really cool, yah?
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- Your... sorry?
- My frands.
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Are you still coming to my party
tonight? It'd be safe if you did.
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Bring some frands.
My parents are in Cloisters.
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We're just going to
go wild on drum'n'bass.
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Sounds great.
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After 8.30 because Miriam has to
get back from her cello recital.
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- No problem.
- Bring some frands.
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PHONE RINGS
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I absolutely will.
Gotta dash. See you later.
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Did you find Cassie?
She's coming, right?
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Christ's sakes, Michelle!
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Tell her we've got spliff and all
the Cheesy Wotsits she can eat.
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I'm going to psychology. I'll come
and do you with the magic motor.
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You got new batteries?
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Nice. Warm it up for Super Fly.
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You! You, boy.
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What's your business in here?!
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- Interview.
- I doubt that.
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This is an all-girl school.
Where should you be, boy?
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I'm at Roundview College.
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And you think you can just walk in here
and accost ladies, do you?
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I was auditioning
for the City Chamber Choir,
252
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responding to a perceived need
for more male parts, man.
253
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:37,230
My name is Mr Griffiths and I'm the head
of French here and addressed as "Sir".
254
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:41,757
Do they even teach you French
in that technical college you attend?
255
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:42,795
They do.
256
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,996
And what do you call
your French teacher?
257
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,310
Pierre.
258
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:54,632
You! Come here! I want to
know your name. Come here!
259
00:15:54,720 --> 00:16:00,272
I'm talking to you. I'll report you
to your college, you common oik!
260
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,830
Hey, it's me.
Yeah, did you find it?
261
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,433
I think so.
262
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,954
I dunno, Tone.
263
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,792
Totally fucking weird, OK?
264
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,155
'I don't care if it looks weird, Sid.
Get on with it!'
265
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,515
All right.
266
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,234
MOBILE PHONE RINGS
267
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,268
I told you, Tony. I'm fucking doing it.
268
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,588
Oh!
269
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,511
Are you my 2.30?
270
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,431
- 'Sid.'
- Hi, Mum.
271
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,476
- You here to see Alicia?
- I'll ring you back?
272
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,073
Come in, for Christ's sakes.
273
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,957
- 'Where are you?'
- College.
274
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,474
The neighbours
are bitching with the cameras.
275
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,755
I gotta go.
I'm not talking to anybody.
276
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,114
I've got to go.
277
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,428
Alicia?
278
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,080
I'm going to French.
I'll talk to you later.
279
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,230
Little geek guy here! Is he yours?
280
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,036
Hi.
281
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,076
You here for a threesome?
282
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,554
Big Issue?
283
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,915
- Get a fucking job, Kenny.
- Fuck you.
284
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,833
- How was the holiday?
- Shit. Faliraki's gone downhill.
285
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:17,710
Crap hotel. Four stars means
nothing now. Fucking nothing.
286
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,915
See ya.
287
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,272
Big Issue, love?
288
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,874
(Girl) Here he comes, cock of the year.
289
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,871
(Boy) So who's gonna tell him
we can't go to the party?
290
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,234
Shut up. Here he comes.
291
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,390
What you been doing in
Poshville Towers, eh?
292
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,152
Broadening my horizons.
293
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:36,028
Those girls do not do fickety fick
with town scum like you.
294
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,793
It doesn't matter what
you can do with your muscles.
295
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:45,991
I say this world extends way beyond this field
of dreams. And I want to see that world.
296
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,308
What the fuck's he on about?
297
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,197
He's quoting. It's a literary reference.
298
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,952
What? You mean Shakespeare and shit?
299
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,632
Dawson's Creek.
300
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:57,589
I don't know what that is, but if you guys
want to waste your life watching television...
301
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:01,559
- You don't watch television, Chris?
- No, I don't watch television, you braindeads.
302
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:05,030
Can you not think of anything better
to entertain yourselves?
303
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,075
Like?
304
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,072
Like pills.
305
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,519
Is that it?
306
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,716
No.
307
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,273
Shagging.
308
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,351
- Cultural.
- Oh, yeah.
309
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,510
It fucking is cultural.
310
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,149
You're full of shit. Nobody's gonna
shag you with a cock that tiny.
311
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,470
You shouldn't have got it out.
312
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,313
It was strip poker,
what do you want me to do?
313
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,995
You weren't even playing!
You shouldn't have got it out, Chris.
314
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,640
Just because you lot are such
a bunch of pussies.
315
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:40,157
Enough of that. Gotta go because we got
psychology. We don't want to miss Angie.
316
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,231
You will come to this party tonight?
317
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,914
- Aaah, I can't, man.
- (Girl) Me neither.
318
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,399
(Max) We told you! Big gay night out.
319
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,471
We'll have a shed-load of spliff.
320
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,755
Look, we don't need any.
The town's awash.
321
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,956
It's like someone planted up Lithuania.
322
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,634
Oh, Christ.
Sid's scoring an ounce now.
323
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,109
Call him off, man.
You'll be oversupplied.
324
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,316
Sid?
325
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,594
Answer, you twat!
326
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:11,950
HUMMING
327
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:15,635
You wish you could have me back
328
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,393
And be your fool forever...
329
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:23,309
I got to walk in on
'em by mistake now.
330
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,072
Do you want a coke or something?
331
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:30,429
No. Do you think he'll be long?
332
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,670
Not once I burst in all
flummoxed up, he won't.
333
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:36,070
No, I meant the guy I came to see.
334
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,115
Mad?
335
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,636
Mad. Is that... Is that his real name?
336
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,914
Oh, yeah.
337
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,834
RHYTHMIC BANGING ON WALL
338
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,998
You know what, I think
I'll come back later.
339
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:55,200
It's fine. Just don't stare.
He doesn't like people staring.
340
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,269
Right.
341
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,874
He's sensitive, you know.
342
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,599
Just don't stare at it.
343
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,238
At...
344
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,117
At what?
345
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,679
< Hello!
346
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:10,799
< I've unexpectedly
come home early by accident!
347
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,189
RHYTHMIC BANGING GETS FASTER
348
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,157
Sid, for Christ's sakes
don't buy the dope. Nobody's coming.
349
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,832
We're aborting the mission.
350
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:24,358
And Sid. Pick up your messages,
you absolute and utter lower colon!
351
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,237
SIGHS
352
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,595
RHYTHMIC BANGING AND MOANING
353
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,796
SCREAMING
354
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,599
Oh, fuck this.
355
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,075
You staring at me?
356
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,718
No, not at all.
357
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,872
So, er, you're Mad?
358
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,393
Yes, I am.
359
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,518
Maddison Twatter...
360
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,989
PhD.
361
00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,719
You got a problem?
362
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,076
No, no, no.
363
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,675
Um, so you're a doctor, then?
364
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,235
Who said?
365
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,949
Well, the Ph... D thing.
366
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:17,716
Yeah, yeah, you could say that.
You could say, um, pretty... huge...
367
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:19,755
...dick.
368
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,478
LAUGHS MANICALLY
369
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:23,675
Yeah!
370
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,990
CONTINUES TO LAUGH
371
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,479
Which?
372
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,198
Which?
373
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,759
Doctor, Pretty Huge Dick. Which?
374
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,234
Both?
375
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:38,355
I like you. What's up, kid?
376
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,635
I mean, do you wanna...
377
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,549
Do you wanna get laid?
378
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,073
Huh? How did you?
379
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,479
I mean.
380
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:52,998
No, no. I was, er, looking
to maybe get some spliff.
381
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,878
LIGHTER CRACKLES
382
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,839
You being fucking funny?
383
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,114
Absolutely not.
384
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,235
Show me some money.
385
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,550
Right, well. That's the thing.
386
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:15,510
Cos someone said that maybe
I could get the stuff, and pay, like...
387
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,832
...later?
388
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,070
- Woah.
- Oh, fuck!
389
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:24,948
Credit terms. That's just a whole
fucking shark attack there, right?
390
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,157
I quite understand.
Let's just forget...
391
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:32,153
No, fuck it. It's your game,
if you want to play it.
392
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,390
Do you wanna play?
393
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,154
Yeah, yeah... Yeah.
394
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:44,479
Um, how about an ounce of spliff?
395
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,834
Three ounces it is.
396
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:50,948
No, no, an ounce... of... spliff.
397
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,315
Three ounces.
398
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:57,313
That's three hundred pounds
399
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,356
of easy credit,
400
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:04,594
so you've got 48 hours to pay me.
401
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,275
SOFA CREAKS, BAGS RUSTLE
402
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,359
Have you got balls?
403
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,873
Yeah.
404
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,070
I'm just checking, because
405
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,071
your balls are your collateral.
406
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,352
You got me?
407
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,556
Yeah.
408
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,232
After time, denial,
409
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,993
anger and bargaining will
give way to a depression.
410
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:54,232
In this phase the sense of emotional loss
is amplified and may seem unbearable.
411
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,390
WEEPING
412
00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:00,439
In this phase, the feelings of low self-esteem
and hopelessness are common.
413
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:04,718
But these will finally give way, eventually,
to the final phase of acceptance...
414
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,552
WEEPING CONTINUES
415
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,791
...an understanding that what
has been lost can never return,
416
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,189
and that life can continue
although it may be very different.
417
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,033
(Sobbing) Oh, God!
418
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:18,430
SOBS
419
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,917
And a journey is complete.
420
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,229
No more sports science teachers, Angie.
421
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,629
SOBS SUBSIDE
422
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,392
I know.
423
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,870
- Hey, it doesn't matter how big his dick is...
- Shut it, Chris.
424
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,468
You're all so lovely to me.
425
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,393
I need you...
426
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:52,554
your coursework in by next week
for the deadline, if that's OK.
427
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:56,110
It's important for my department score,
428
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,633
you know...
429
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,115
SOBS
430
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:19,069
I could say that he touched me up
in the shower or something.
431
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,753
Could you?
432
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,354
- Chris, you idiot!
- What? What?
433
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,197
Where the fuck have you been?
434
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,238
Doing What you said. I fucking hope
this is still on. You got hold of Cass?
435
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,278
- Yeah, but thing is...
- Great. Well, I got the spliff.
436
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,237
Didn't you get my messages, you tit?
437
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,157
MOBILE PLAYS WELCOME CHORDS
438
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,437
MESSAGE BEEPS
439
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,830
MORE MESSAGE BEEPS
440
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,035
SIGHS
441
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:53,553
Problem?
442
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,995
MESSAGE BEEPS
443
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,035
Please!
444
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:11,669
You OK, Angie? Another day,
another dollar, eh?
445
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,478
Yes.
446
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,233
Can I carry your books?
447
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:24,118
Um, yes, but you don't
have to do it every day, Chris.
448
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,519
I do.
449
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,555
MOBILE RINGS
450
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,709
- I'll get it.
- No need...
451
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,998
Angie's phone... Stop ringing her,
or you'll have me to deal with.
452
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,310
- Let me have it.
- Yep, Chris Miles here.
453
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,152
Angie's friend.
454
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,232
She's got friends, you know
what I'm saying, you tosser.
455
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:43,836
Right. Yeah, yeah, I'll have
the coursework in by Thursday.
456
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,514
Are you saying
I can have an extension?
457
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,272
Yeah.
458
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,397
Don't ring her again... bell end!
459
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,238
Sorted him out!
460
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,276
Right.
461
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,194
I'm not sure you're supposed to...
462
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,672
Thanks, Chris.
463
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,510
Pleasure is all mine, Angie.
464
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,750
Shall we?
465
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,434
Jesus. Is that it?
466
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:30,593
Yup. It's Abigail's party. And we've
got to sell an ounce of dope.
467
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,477
I was meaning to talk to you...
468
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:36,758
So we tell them it's like,
Mongolian Hallucinogenic or something.
469
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,718
They're all so dim
they might just buy it.
470
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,360
- Yes, but you see, that's the thing.
- Tony!
471
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,550
- Hey.
- Hey.
472
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,589
Where is everyone?
473
00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:00,719
Not coming. And Sid has to sell
or he's in shit with his dealer.
474
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,028
Hang on. "My dealer"?
475
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:05,669
Anyway, I brought Cassie.
Cassie, you remember Sid, right?
476
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:10,880
Yeah, wow, lovely... No.
But I like that you're funny-looking.
477
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:14,077
That's cute - like, wow, man.
478
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,118
- How's the treatment going, Cassie?
- Oh, it's cool.
479
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:21,273
I wear a white dress
and now I can eat yoghurt,
480
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:23,954
Cup-a-Soup and hazelnuts now.
481
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,918
I'm not sick if they let me
play with the cats.
482
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,797
Yeah, it's like...
483
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:34,150
...hazy days, you know.
484
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,754
Well, that's encouraging.
485
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,991
Oh, thank you. You're so nice.
486
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:46,991
Cass, Cass, Cass! Sid's going
to be looking after you tonight.
487
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,117
Oh, would you? Wow!
488
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,997
And Sid's got a whole bag of drugs.
489
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,559
Wow!
490
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,234
That's so nice.
491
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,754
And I bet you won't even
make me eat anything.
492
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,070
No. No.
493
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,196
Thank you.
494
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,350
Right, great! Let's go in
and shift this ounce, then, yeah?
495
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,716
It's three ounces.
496
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,074
I got three ounces.
497
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,759
Hi, Abi.
498
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,832
Tony! Lovely.
499
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,558
And these must be your frands.
500
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,595
Sorry?
501
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,353
Yeah, this is Michelle,
Cassie and Sid.
502
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,589
Super.
503
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,477
Wow, you're lovely.
504
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:34,629
Super.
505
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,439
Where's the kitchen?
I want to see the kitchen.
506
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,239
It's through there. Come in.
507
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,753
Cheers.
508
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,231
Oh... shoes.
509
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,357
It's just that Mummy had this carpet
imported from Iran.
510
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,351
We have to be so,
so careful with the pile.
511
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,715
Right, yep, sure.
512
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:56,949
Sorry.
513
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,473
(Tony) No problem.
514
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,197
Can I get you some rum punch?
515
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,477
I'm afraid we're getting rather
giggly on it - isn't that safe!
516
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,757
Mmm, we love rum punch,
don't we, Chelle?
517
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,077
Super.
518
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:24,310
Everyone, this is Tony and his frands.
Tony, this is Sarah, Josh, Sarah,
519
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:28,313
Maddie, Felicia, Hugo,
Sebastian, Sarah, Sam and Sarah.
520
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:32,109
- What was your name again?
- Sid.
521
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,668
Sid? Is that Polish or something?
522
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,910
No, I don't think so.
523
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,831
Danuta's Polish. Danuta.
524
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,111
She doesn't speak English.
525
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,192
But you can just speak to her
in Italian or in French.
526
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:04,999
She likes you.
527
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,957
Oh. Cheers.
528
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:12,831
Abi, I wonder if you and your friends
would like a little something?
529
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,319
Something?
530
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,038
You know, get a bit squiffy.
531
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:19,112
Oh, ya, that would
be so safe, you know.
532
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,839
Great, because we've got some
really cool shit which would get you...
533
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,037
- But we can't smoke anything in the hice.
- The "hice"?
534
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:29,557
Yes, because the silk wallpaper's just
arrived from Rome, and Mummy's particular
535
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,950
about odours, and we simply
mustn't, or she'll go wild.
536
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,951
Bummer.
537
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:38,032
OK, yah. This is MC Hugo on the decks,
538
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,793
and we're going to have
a tremendous time, yah?
539
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,598
(All) Yah!
540
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:47,800
So let's chizzle
on this dizzle and party down.
541
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,394
RAP MUSIC PLAYS
542
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,629
Isn't that something?
543
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,035
Ghetto-stylee.
544
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,112
Oh, come on, Tony!
Isn't this just bitching?
545
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:13,949
Come on, Tony.
546
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,360
JARS RATTLE AND CLUNK
547
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,908
Hi.
548
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,709
Oh, hi.
549
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,711
This is so, so wicked.
550
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,712
They've got such cool food.
Look at it all.
551
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,719
Wow.
552
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,756
Right. Are you hungry or something?
553
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:05,037
Oh, no. You mustn't eat it.
554
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,672
Just... arrange it.
555
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,558
They haven't got it organised
properly at all.
556
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,676
There.
557
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,711
That's it. Much better.
558
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,994
I don't feel sick now.
559
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,877
Cool.
560
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,758
So... are you going to fuck me later?
561
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,195
Pardon?
562
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,510
You know. Like Michelle said.
563
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,795
She said that?
564
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,199
Oh, yes.
565
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,875
Look, I've got all this fucking weed.
566
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,269
Do you want a spliff or something?
567
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,191
No.
568
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,998
I can't.
569
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,991
It makes you hungry.
570
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,152
- Well, I don't mind.
- I do.
571
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,359
Sorry.
572
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,115
Oh...
573
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,589
wow.
574
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,958
You can keep me company, yeah?
575
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,996
Yeah.
576
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:26,838
HOUSE MUSIC PLAYS
577
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,354
GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS
578
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,958
Jesus.
579
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,792
As big gay nights go...
580
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,074
It's not that big.
581
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:41,438
I'm sorry, guys. I just wanted
to show you my world, you know.
582
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,272
I'm definitely not turning gay.
583
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,158
Me neither. Nope.
584
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,477
It can be a lot of fun.
585
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:56,678
We had the Pontypool Mounted Police
Formation Dance Team in last week.
586
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,274
What a blast!
587
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,432
- Well, just have to imagine that.
- Hey, where you going?
588
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,839
To find that party.
589
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,674
- Nah.
- It's posh kids. All the boys are gay.
590
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:08,875
Yeah?
591
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,110
Are the girls gay too?
592
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:15,113
Look, everyone's gay. Right,
let's get the fuck out of here.
593
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,788
GIRL SHOUTS
594
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:30,949
I think we found it.
595
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,075
Bosh!
596
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,435
Double bosh!
And it only took five hours,
597
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,432
four buses and two bottles of vodka.
598
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,557
REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS
599
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,710
Man, check this thing out!
600
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,917
- Cool, man.
- Yeah!
601
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,673
Ooh, yep.
602
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,953
Careless.
603
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,278
Hey, Tony...
604
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:06,796
Tone. Changed our minds, man.
605
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,359
The monkey man's here!
606
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,873
PANTING
607
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,393
Wow!
608
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,351
Oh!
609
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,237
Wow.
610
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,676
This is lovely, lovely, lovely. Wow.
611
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,470
Waoo!
612
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,630
Cassie? You OK?
613
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:34,358
Get up here.
614
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,671
You've got to, got to bounce. Whoo!
615
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,754
(Abi) Tony, it's too wild, too wild.
616
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,674
Take them off, take them off!
617
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,716
OK.
618
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,471
I'm totally wired...
619
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,589
Fuck!
620
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,159
Oh, shit!
621
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:27,033
It's no good though, Sid. Is it?
622
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,758
What? What is?
623
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,751
You fancy me?
624
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,831
I... Sure, I...
625
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,876
But you really love Michelle.
626
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,954
It shows?
627
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,190
Fucking right it shows.
628
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,272
Anyway, she told me.
629
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,715
She told you?
630
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,834
Oh, fuck.
631
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:56,994
She said that Tony
doesn't love her properly, but you do,
632
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,038
and it's too fucked up because
she totally loves him even though
633
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,599
she thinks you're sweet.
634
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,672
Sweet? She thinks I'm sweet.
635
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,959
I'm in so much shit.
636
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,994
No, you're not.
637
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,513
No?
638
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,797
I mean, what would you do if...
639
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,792
if everything's so fucked up, and you...
640
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:27,156
and you just don't know what to do?
641
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:30,676
I stop eating until
they take me to hospital.
642
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,554
Look at those clouds.
643
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,272
Wow.
644
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,117
You wanna do it now?
645
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:49,675
Huh?
646
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,830
I won't mind.
647
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,149
But you'll have to be quick.
648
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,310
Why?
649
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,353
Because...
650
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,994
...I took a shit load of pills.
651
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,195
Pills?
652
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,474
What kind of pills?
653
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,028
Oh, you know.
654
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,510
Pills.
655
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,477
Cassie?
656
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:19,994
Cassie.
657
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,833
Oh...
658
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,433
Oh, fuck.
659
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:31,913
You fucking bastard!
660
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,358
Shit! What's wrong with her!
661
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,750
- She's pilled up, for fuck' sake.
- Time to leave.
662
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,354
Maxxie, Anwar, come on.
663
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,033
Nice one, Chris.
664
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:53,553
Good party.
665
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:58,718
Guys, can we get going? Just in case
Cassie's like, dying or something.
666
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,796
I normally take her
to the city hospital.
667
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:04,835
It's miles.
668
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,639
I think she likes you, Chris.
669
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:09,631
Safe!
670
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:16,273
Yes, but OK, we have no bus or taxi,
OK! We are stuck, yeah?
671
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,718
We steal car.
672
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,360
Then make fuck, English boy, yes?
673
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,035
Yes.
674
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,672
Come on, find the fucking hospital.
675
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,637
Come on, Tony, we need a doctor.
676
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:33,199
(Tony) I can't work out the gears.
677
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,236
It's a fucking automatic, Tony.
678
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,197
HORN HONKS
679
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,475
What are you doing?
680
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,915
- Tony!
- Stop shouting!
681
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,719
She's stopped breathing.
682
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,074
OK, there it is.
683
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,957
SKIDDING
684
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,553
HORNS BEEP
685
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:55,350
- OK, quick. Get her inside.
- Yeah, but what do we tell them?
686
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,876
I don't know, improvise.
Go on, we've got to stash the car.
687
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,315
Come on, what are you waiting for?
688
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:08,075
Oh, I had such a lovely dream...
689
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,593
Wow.
690
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,957
Get it out.
691
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:30,476
We can at least some spliffs before
you're taken out and debollocked.
692
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,472
Oh, nice. Thanks Tone.
693
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,994
Relax. We'll sell it tomorrow.
694
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,195
Where?
695
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,759
We just will.
696
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:43,197
I like the boats. They go places.
697
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,272
Like over the sea and everything.
698
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,398
Are you OK, Anwar?
699
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,756
Shut up. I can't fucking pee
if you're looking.
700
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,548
You're looking, aren't you?
701
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,437
(All) No.
702
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,752
- Who's got skins?
- Er, me. Hang on.
703
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,991
Don't say you haven't got them.
704
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:17,197
Stop worrying. We've had
all our bad luck for today.
705
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,838
You put them in your back pocket.
706
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,672
- When?
- Come here.
707
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:24,958
Hang on.
There. Yeah, I got them.
708
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,474
(Michelle) Tony! Tony, do something!
709
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,515
Tony!
710
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,034
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
711
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:49,595
Oh, my God!
712
00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:59,312
Tony!
713
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:04,110
I think that could have gone
a lot worse, don't you?
714
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,515
The dope's gone.
715
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,160
At least we've got our health.
716
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,878
That's the important thing.
717
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:27,513
Chicken feet scratch out a beat
718
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:31,229
While head rolls on the ground
719
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,039
Lookin' for a piece of meat
720
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,715
And sleep in eiderdown
721
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:54,190
I walked a million miles
722
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,478
I crawled a million more...
723
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,994
For God's sakes,
724
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,230
what are you doing, Miriam?
725
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,390
Why do you have to get up so early?
726
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,152
Just getting ready.
727
00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:13,552
Anybody would think you wanted
the neighbours to see you.
728
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,153
Do you hear me, woman?
729
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,429
Yes, darling.
730
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,632
Tony.
731
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:24,914
Yes, Sid.
732
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,037
Chris and that Polish girl.
733
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,918
They got out of the car
at the hospital, right?
734
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,390
I mean, they got out
before the harbour, yeah?
735
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,595
Yeah.
736
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,997
Yeah.
737
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,752
Yeah.
738
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,317
You still a virgin, then?
739
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:53,473
Yup.
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