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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:18,251 ♪ Take my hand we're soaring high tonight ♪ 2 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:21,254 ♪ chase the stars and touch the sky ♪ 3 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:25,925 ♪ feel your heart beating next to mine ♪ 4 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:29,328 ♪ paint the city with neon lights ♪ 5 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:36,903 ♪ spread your wings and fly high above the lights ♪ 6 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:41,507 ♪ find somewhere to hide ♪ 7 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:45,411 ♪ a place we'll call paradise ♪ 8 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:49,248 ♪ crash burn hopeless lovers ♪ 9 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:51,817 ♪ getting lost in each other ♪ 10 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:55,021 ♪ bae, you and I bae, you and I ♪ 11 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,223 ♪ sparks fly hopeful dreamers ♪ 12 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:58,457 ♪ finding our way together ♪ 13 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:02,962 ♪ bae, you and I bae, you and I... ♪ 14 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:34,226 ♪ ...bae, you and I ♪ 15 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,054 Will you be my Valentine? 16 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:10,096 Do you prefer flowers or candy? 17 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,304 "Dear coach... 18 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:20,139 "I've been dating a guy I really like, 19 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:22,308 "but Valentine's day is just around the corner 20 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:24,243 "and we haven't made any plans yet. 21 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:27,246 "Every time I bring it up, he doesn't take the hint. 22 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,348 "Valentine's day is really important to me, 23 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:30,549 "but not to him. 24 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:31,684 "I'm wondering 25 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:33,486 "if this relationship is going anywhere. 26 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,488 Signed... 'Should I move on?'" 27 00:02:35,522 --> 00:02:36,989 probably... 28 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:38,591 Or she wouldn't have asked my advice. 29 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:45,998 Dear "should I move on?"... 30 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:49,268 "I'm not a big fan of Valentine's day, 31 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:51,537 "but if you are, and that doesn't matter to him, 32 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:53,239 "maybe you should move on. 33 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:56,409 "His insensitivity suggests the kind of man he is... 34 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:57,543 We need more powdered sugar. 35 00:02:57,577 --> 00:02:59,278 I got a response from "consult the coach." 36 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:00,279 Who? 37 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:01,614 The advice column. 38 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,215 "...not someone 39 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,550 "you should trust with your heart. 40 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:06,719 "Don't waste time on Mr. wrong. 41 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:08,988 Go find Mr. right." 42 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:13,125 The coach thinks I should move on. 43 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:15,194 Want my advice? 44 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:16,395 Don't take your marching orders 45 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,564 from some so-called "coach." 46 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:25,104 That might have been overkill, 47 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,339 but I'm probably saving her a lot of grief. 48 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,476 I know how this turns out. 49 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,244 Oh! I'm gonna be late. 50 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:45,157 ♪ Sun shines golden in your eyes ♪ 51 00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:51,163 ♪ as you say something like "how time flies" ♪ 52 00:03:51,198 --> 00:03:57,770 ♪ and it won't take us very long ♪ 53 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:01,240 ♪ to ride a bus back to the station ♪ 54 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:02,675 ♪ and we're gone ♪ 55 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:03,676 I'd like to make a reservation 56 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,745 for four for 7:30. 57 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:11,584 Oh! That's too bad. 58 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:13,753 This is Lauren port from the banner. 59 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:17,656 Ohh! You can? 60 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,191 That's wonderful. 61 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:21,460 Yes. 7:30. We'll see you then. 62 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:22,595 Thank you. 63 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:23,596 Well played. 64 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,531 Listen, I want to give you a new assignment. 65 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:27,366 Instead of dispensing advice, 66 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,402 I want you to write some very special columns. 67 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:31,570 Great! 68 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:34,807 "All things Valentine." 69 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:37,376 We are going to be doing a cross-media campaign, 70 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:39,445 spanning all the banner outlets... 71 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:41,213 Newspapers, websites. 72 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:43,382 We are going to become the go-to spot for... 73 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:44,717 All things Valentine. 74 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:47,453 And I want a column on Valentine's 75 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,588 every day between now and February 14th. 76 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:50,823 You know, I think I'd be better off 77 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:52,191 sticking to advice. 78 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:54,193 Why? What's the problem? 79 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,328 This is an opportunity. 80 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:57,830 You're a good writer, you can do this. 81 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:59,765 It's the subject matter that I have a problem with. 82 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,370 What's the objection to Valentine's day? 83 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:06,105 Well, typically, it's a disaster. 84 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,139 How so? 85 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:10,509 Oh. Okay. Well, um... 86 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:12,711 There was the time 87 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,713 that I spilled an entire bottle of cherry soda 88 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:17,316 on my sixth-grade crush at the Valentine's day dance. 89 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:19,218 And then, in college, my boyfriend 90 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:22,188 regifted the iPod I gave him for Valentine's day 91 00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:23,422 to the homecoming queen. 92 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:26,759 She eventually dumped him, but she kept that iPod. 93 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,494 And yet you graduated summa cum... 94 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:30,563 Magna cum laude, but... 95 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:32,598 And then there's the kicker, 96 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:34,834 the one that I really just can't get over. 97 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:40,573 I was dating this guy and I was in love, 98 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:42,408 or I thought I was, 99 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:45,778 and I went over to his place on Valentine's day and... 100 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:48,581 Yeah, you know the rest. 101 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:51,717 It's that stunning moment 102 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,752 that steals your faith in love. 103 00:05:57,757 --> 00:05:58,824 Wow. 104 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,826 You do have a way with words. 105 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,529 Yeah. Not so much with men. 106 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,465 "Consult the coach" is anonymous. 107 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,667 It wouldn't be you writing those columns, 108 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:12,738 but someone who adores Valentine's day. 109 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:14,607 An anonymous fraud. 110 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:15,774 Avery... 111 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:17,543 Your readership is down. 112 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:19,578 This could give it a boost, 113 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,614 and it may just revise your opinion 114 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:24,516 of a pretty wonderful day of the year. 115 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:36,829 Okay, have some more of that. 116 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:38,297 This is yours, right? 117 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:41,533 Just a little piece. 118 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,670 Every single column, 119 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:46,538 about something I would rather avoid. 120 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,207 That's a lot of Valentine's day. 121 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,342 How come they don't give you a byline? 122 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:52,344 Oh, I don't want a byline. I like the anonymity. 123 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:54,413 The "coach" isn't who I am, it's just something I write. 124 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:55,948 What will you write about? 125 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:58,350 Well, I've got my first column figured out... 126 00:06:58,385 --> 00:06:59,818 "Romantic restaurants." 127 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:00,853 Ooh! 128 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:03,355 After that, I'm gonna need your help. 129 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:04,523 What kind of help? 130 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:07,326 Well, you guys all love Valentine's day. 131 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,694 You love the flowers and the cards... 132 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:11,664 And the perfect "remind him why he fell in love with you" dress. 133 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:13,532 I remember why I fell in love. 134 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:15,601 Your braised chicken. 135 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:17,603 I'm gonna need input 136 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:18,604 from all you true believers. 137 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:19,672 You gotta get over 138 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:20,806 this aversion to Valentine's day. 139 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:23,208 What's an "aversion"? 140 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:24,877 Means she doesn't like it. 141 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:26,679 How come? 142 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:31,417 A boy I liked hurt my feelings. 143 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,285 What a dummy! 144 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,486 Yeah. 145 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:35,788 Aunt Avery? 146 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:38,958 I kinda like Valentine's day. 147 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:41,794 Really? 148 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:47,900 Tell me what you like about it. 149 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:50,769 Mostly for the candy. 150 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,505 And Josie ward, she's in my class. 151 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:57,409 I made her a card and I hope she likes it. 152 00:07:57,444 --> 00:07:58,777 Well, if she doesn't, she's a dummy. 153 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,547 No, she's okay. She's perfect. 154 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:02,915 You know, 155 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:05,317 if anybody could help me rethink Valentine's day, 156 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:06,952 it'd be you. 157 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,387 Thanks. 158 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:09,488 Eat your broccoli. 159 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:10,522 I'm gonna tell your mom. 160 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:11,924 No. 161 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,630 Hey, what's wrong? 162 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,666 Uh... 163 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:24,970 Valentine's day. 164 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,338 What about it? 165 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:29,308 Well, it's the... 166 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,043 Most romantic day of the year 167 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:33,412 and we don't have any plans yet. 168 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,482 I have to work that night. 169 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,783 I'm sorry, McKenna. 170 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:43,856 I don't think that we're on the same page. 171 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,725 What page is that? 172 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,862 The page where we have a date on Valentine's day. 173 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:51,697 Like the one we're having right now? 174 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:54,566 The one you're not enjoying because it's on the wrong day? 175 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:58,003 There are stages in relationships, 176 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,439 and we're just... 177 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,008 We're not going anywhere. 178 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,778 Can't we just enjoy each other's company, 179 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:07,679 see where it leads? 180 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,787 I can't do this. Um... 181 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:16,855 What do you mean? 182 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,925 I can't put it as well as this. 183 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,093 What is this? 184 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:23,062 - "The coach." - Who? 185 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,063 Read it. 186 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,501 Read it. 187 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,005 "His insensitivity 188 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:36,075 suggests the kind of man he is." 189 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,076 Is this about me? 190 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,143 Yes. 191 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:43,082 "Not someone you should trust with your heart." 192 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:46,652 This "coach" person should not be trusted with a computer. 193 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:49,054 "Don't waste time on Mr. wrong." 194 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:52,458 "Wrong" because of Valentine's day? 195 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:55,794 "Wrong" because you don't even understand what's wrong. 196 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,669 I like you a lot, Brendan. 197 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:05,938 I like you, too. 198 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,575 Apparently not enough. 199 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:14,780 I-I don't know what you want me to say here. 200 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,054 Then I'll just say it. 201 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:24,623 It's over. 202 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:37,903 - Oh, I want one of these. - See you Friday. 203 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,805 Just have to find you the right guy first. 204 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:40,906 Hey, Hannah, 205 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:41,974 we can watch Jeremy on Valentine's day 206 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:42,975 so you two can go out. 207 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:43,976 Oh, can I get in on that? 208 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,511 No date on the horizon? 209 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:46,778 I can be your date. 210 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,181 Now, who can top that? 211 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:51,617 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 212 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,818 Goodnight. 213 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,453 - Thanks. - Bye. 214 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,588 - I love you. - I love you. 215 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,590 - 'Night, daddy. - Bye. 216 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,826 Okay, next Thursday. I'll give you a call. 217 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,461 All right, I should go, too. 218 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,531 Where's busby? 219 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,634 Hey, busby. 220 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:12,504 Busby? 221 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:13,872 Aw, sweetie. 222 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,008 This isn't like you. 223 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,011 Come on, let's get you home. 224 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,513 Come here. Oh, I know. I know. 225 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,081 Is he okay? 226 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,449 I've got you. 227 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,585 I don't know. It's really weird. He's never like this. 228 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:36,795 So McKenna just walked out? 229 00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,697 Yeah, they hadn't even served the entrees yet. 230 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:41,266 Huh. My dates usually eat before they run. 231 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,936 What upsets me is the "coach." 232 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,470 I read her online bio. 233 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,873 She doesn't even reveal her identity, 234 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:49,508 and she's not even a professional! 235 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,543 She should not be giving advice. 236 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:52,678 Well, "dear Abby" wasn't a professional, 237 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,745 she gave advice for years. 238 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,013 But this woman's giving bad advice. 239 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,049 How do you condemn a man you've never even met? 240 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,050 Yeah, but... 241 00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:59,084 But what? 242 00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:00,686 Well, why... Why didn't you 243 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,521 want to make plans for Valentine's day? 244 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,022 Besides the fact that I'm working that night? 245 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,191 Come on! You're on-call in case of emergency. 246 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,627 Hardly qualifies as holding down the fort. 247 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,062 I know. 248 00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,030 I was just trying to be a good guy 249 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,031 and not lead her on 250 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,633 if I'm not sure how I feel about her. 251 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,201 You're way too cautious. 252 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,703 I'm careful. 253 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,271 I know how wrong it can go. 254 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,073 Yeah, well, 255 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:23,242 there are no guarantees with love. 256 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,013 Wait a minute. 257 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:30,215 Who am I to give advice? 258 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,584 I can't even remember my last romance. 259 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,620 Actually, wait, no, that's wrong, I do remember. 260 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:37,689 How do you reject a guy for inferior bowling? 261 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,258 I'm gonna miss going to the bakery, 262 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,927 but, you know, it's just gonna be too awkward. 263 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,095 Sorry, buddy, I gotta go, 264 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:44,529 I'm hooked on pru's scones. 265 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,098 You know who's gonna be sorry? 266 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,299 The coach. 267 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,900 What do you mean? 268 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,003 She's committed a foul and I'm throwing the flag. 269 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:52,170 Just let it go! 270 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:55,007 Uh-uh. Somebody's got to call her out. 271 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,275 Let's go! 272 00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:58,877 "There are lots of things 273 00:12:58,911 --> 00:12:59,878 "to do on Valentine's day, 274 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,547 "but a candlelit dinner is a must. 275 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,049 "So here you go... 276 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:07,119 The 10 most romantic places for Valentine's day dinner." 277 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,090 Busby? 278 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,062 Are you okay? 279 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,037 I think kit is making his way over here. 280 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,204 Not much of a newsflash. 281 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,572 He works across the street. 282 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,573 Yeah, but he's Brendan's best friend. 283 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:29,574 What do I say? 284 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,609 "Good morning." 285 00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:33,245 Good morning. 286 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,813 How you doing, McKenna? 287 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,348 I'm fine. 288 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,817 I'm absolu... I'm fine. 289 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:40,118 Thank you. 290 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,186 That's... that's good. 291 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:42,220 Morning, kit. 292 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,322 Morning, pru. 293 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,356 What can I get you? 294 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:45,791 A raspberry scone. 295 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,259 How many today? 296 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:48,727 Uh, just one, 297 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,696 I'm kind of on a health kick, and I can't go cold Turkey, so. 298 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,331 For here or to go? 299 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,733 I have a few minutes before I got to go back to work. 300 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:55,801 For here. 301 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,302 'Kay. 302 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,640 Ahh. 303 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,147 So... 304 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,149 I guess you heard about Brendan and I? 305 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,818 Yeah. Yeah. I, uh... 306 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,754 Brendan's a good guy, and you couldn't be nicer. 307 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,055 Sometimes, these things just... 308 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,223 Don't work out. 309 00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,726 Hmm. 310 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,861 Ahh. Duty calls. 311 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:23,995 An Alaskan husky, 312 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,264 not the type of patient you wanna keep waiting. 313 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:33,872 Uh, thank you, pru. 314 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:35,040 See you. 315 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:36,808 See ya, kit. 316 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:43,715 You okay? 317 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,751 I've been better. 318 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,220 Maybe you were rushing things 319 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,155 with Brendan. 320 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:51,857 I have a plan. 321 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,159 If you wanna have it all, you've got to have one. 322 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,294 Married by 30, 3 kids, and a career. 323 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,296 Well, you can't just corral someone 324 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,198 into your picket- fence fantasy. 325 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,401 Are you saying this was my fault? 326 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:06,671 I'm saying get to know the guy before you make him the guy. 327 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:07,873 Hmm? 328 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,940 Mm. 329 00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:11,109 How about you? 330 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,944 Oh. I'm trying "no guys," 331 00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:16,348 better than the "gone guys" I usually pick. 332 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,287 Gone guys. 333 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,191 Dear coach! 334 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,225 Thanks a lot. 335 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,493 Your restaurant suggestions 336 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,128 are on par with your advice about relationships. 337 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,164 Your next patient is here. 338 00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:33,265 Great, thanks. 339 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:34,766 Thanks. 340 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,290 Hi. 341 00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,357 I'm Dr. bains. 342 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,425 Hi. 343 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,261 Well, thanks for fitting us in. 344 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,131 What seems to be the problem with busby today? 345 00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:09,768 Well, um, he's just not his usual chipper self. 346 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,803 Let's take a look. 347 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:13,972 What's going on, buddy? 348 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:17,976 You could just tell me and make my job a lot easier. 349 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,224 Well... 350 00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:34,259 Telltale warm nose. 351 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:37,128 Our friend, busby, is running a fever. 352 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,330 Aw, busby. 353 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,065 9 times out of 10, it's nothing. 354 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,200 Well, what if he's in the 10%? 355 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,269 Do you have some tests that you could run? 356 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:45,270 We have plenty of tests. 357 00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:46,805 They are sophisticated 358 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,173 and expensive, 359 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:49,207 but I recommend this, 360 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,543 and bring him back in a couple days, 361 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:54,279 and we'll see how he's doing. 362 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:56,047 You're really good with him. 363 00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:59,217 Don't tell any of my other patients, 364 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:02,187 but busby here is my favorite breed. 365 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,422 I had one just like him when I was growing up. 366 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,924 She's the reason why I became a vet. 367 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:06,925 Really? 368 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,960 Mm. It's a pretty awesome story. 369 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,129 Oh, well, I like an awesome story, 370 00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:14,900 especially when it involves a dog. 371 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,868 Well, Max had a run-in with a porcupine, 372 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,336 so I took her to the vet. 373 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,205 I offered to pay him with my allowance, 374 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,340 but he let me work off my debt. 375 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,843 I was in his office every day after school... 376 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,945 For four years. 377 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,179 He, uh... 378 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,448 Was like a father to me. 379 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,350 I wanted to be just like him. 380 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,855 Well, it sounds like busby's in really good hands. 381 00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:46,998 Thanks again. 382 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,334 Okay, see you again soon. 383 00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:54,005 Office-to-door service? 384 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,574 We're a concierge clinic now? 385 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,142 She had her hands full. 386 00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,511 How do you explain that grin on your face? 387 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:01,513 I like the dog! 388 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:02,647 Uh-huh. 389 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,951 I like your new vet. 390 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:12,290 All right. Get cozy, buddy. 391 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,566 "Your "10 most romantic places 392 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,968 for Valentine's day dinner" 393 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,269 "are already booked. 394 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,271 "Coaches I know have usually done their homework... 395 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:27,505 "Or is that your column 396 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,874 "is just a poorly disguised product placement. 397 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,943 Signed... 'Bench the coach'." 398 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,979 What a creep. 399 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:44,923 Hi! 400 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,057 Hey. What's going on? 401 00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:48,560 I may have an idea for your Valentine's day column. 402 00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:50,228 Oh? Great. 403 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:51,396 There's this cute little store, 404 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,497 it's a confectionery, 405 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,065 they're having an event. 406 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,034 The flyer says, 407 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,102 "make something sweet 408 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,037 for your Valentine's day sweetheart." 409 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,472 That sounds promising. 410 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:01,539 Yeah. I was gonna 411 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,642 go with Reed, but Jeremy has soccer practice. 412 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,244 Aw. Okay, well, thanks for the tip. 413 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,113 Let me know what I missed. 414 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,180 Bye. 415 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,054 Come on, busby. 416 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,356 We've got to get ready. 417 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:24,663 Well, he's back to his normal self. 418 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,365 He's chomping on the furniture, and kissing my face at 6:00 A.M. 419 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,035 I know, I know. 420 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,003 He's a pretty great dog. 421 00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:33,004 Aw. Thank you. 422 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,005 You have my card. 423 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,974 Call if anything changes, 424 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,108 and one last thing... 425 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:40,045 Why don't you and busby stand right over there, 426 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,380 'cause you are going on the "wall of fame." 427 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,150 Okay, buddy. 428 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,054 Okay, busby! 429 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:52,290 Smile! One, two, three. 430 00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,626 That'll be a nice addition. 431 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,532 Now, that's a lot of happy patients. 432 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:03,068 I just love it when February rolls around. 433 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,537 Romance is in the air. 434 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:09,240 Oh! And we have to get more silk roses. 435 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:12,677 Nothing says "Valentine's day" like flowers. 436 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:17,515 Not a fan of Valentine's day, I see? 437 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,717 No. Not really. 438 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:19,718 Me neither. 439 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,553 And I thought I was the only one. 440 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,722 I do like the chocolates. 441 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,690 But that's it. 442 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,994 Well, I should go. 443 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,596 Thank you. 444 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,968 So I'm going to this thing tomorrow night, 445 00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:39,404 it's a... it's a class at a confectionery, 446 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:40,638 they make chocolates. 447 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,173 That sounds fun. 448 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:45,443 Well, cool. I'll text you the address. 449 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,444 Maybe I'll see you there. 450 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:47,445 All right. 451 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,480 Have a nice day. 452 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,591 "Just the dog I like." Right. 453 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,038 Okay, everyone, we're going to get started. 454 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,441 Please find a station. 455 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:24,048 I'm Lisa the confectioner, and I love Valentine's day. 456 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,049 February 14th... 457 00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:26,351 Sorry I'm late. 458 00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:27,752 ...is all about letting people know how much you love them. 459 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:31,156 And nothing says "love" like giving them the perfect sweet... 460 00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:35,160 The one that's perfect for them. 461 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,761 My best friend likes her candy sour, 462 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,763 so I make "tart hearts." 463 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:43,234 But what if you don't know someone's favorite sweet? 464 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:48,039 You can never, ever go wrong with chocolate. 465 00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:50,308 And no chocolate goes better with Valentine's day 466 00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:52,477 than chocolate fondue. 467 00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:53,745 It's so easy to make, 468 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:56,381 and tonight, you're gonna learn how. 469 00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:58,082 I think you're gonna need this. 470 00:21:58,117 --> 00:21:59,617 Thank you. 471 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,619 All right. Ready? One, two, three... 472 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,088 Is it too hot? 473 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:05,557 Yes? Yes? 474 00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:06,591 It's not too hot. It's delicious. 475 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,459 Oh! 476 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,428 Caramelized. It's nice, right? 477 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,594 Okay, I did not know that that class was for couples. 478 00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:44,796 My sister got a flyer in the mail... 479 00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:47,298 I actually had a lot of fun. 480 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,334 Oh, good. Good. 481 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,604 So what's your grudge against Valentine's day? 482 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:57,175 Let's just say some romantic missteps 483 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,744 that occurred on that very loaded day of the year. 484 00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:01,179 Ahh. 485 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,580 How about you? 486 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,249 It's not exactly Valentine's day 487 00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:05,350 I object to. 488 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,417 It's focusing 489 00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:07,752 on all the symbols of relationships, 490 00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:09,854 instead of the things that make them last, 491 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:13,691 like a shared fondness for the Red Sox. 492 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,661 Or... the Yankees. 493 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,900 Now, given your history with the holiday, 494 00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:24,202 why did you want to take that class? 495 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,671 It was research for my job. 496 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:27,839 What line of work 497 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,807 requires you to eat chocolate fondue, 498 00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,276 and where do I apply? 499 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:33,444 I'm a writer and it is for a... 500 00:23:33,479 --> 00:23:36,614 Project that I'm working on. 501 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:40,418 Well, maybe we could commiserate again sometime. 502 00:23:40,452 --> 00:23:45,657 Us anti-valentiners are a misunderstood lot. 503 00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:47,258 Okay. 504 00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:48,559 I could come by after work, 505 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:52,330 check on busby, see how he's doing. 506 00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:53,798 A vet who makes house calls? 507 00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:55,166 I am very dedicated. 508 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,167 Yes, you are. 509 00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:58,336 Mm-hmm. 510 00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:01,205 How's Wednesday night? 511 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,874 Wednesday could work. 512 00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:11,549 Valentine's day gifts can be a challenge. 513 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:14,319 What if I give him something he doesn't like? 514 00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:15,653 Maybe we should find something we can do together. 515 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,455 A cooking lesson? 516 00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:20,625 A lingering kiss on a moonlit beach? 517 00:24:20,659 --> 00:24:22,460 Yeah, I went there, 518 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,896 but wouldn't it be wonderful? 519 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,799 Are you writing a column 520 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,634 or a romance novel? 521 00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:31,769 There are no beaches around here. 522 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,271 As to the gift issue... 523 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,274 Someone should give you an atlas for Valentine's day. 524 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,875 Is there a special someone? 525 00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:39,510 Do you speak from experience, 526 00:24:39,545 --> 00:24:41,512 or is it wishful thinking? 527 00:24:41,547 --> 00:24:42,613 "Send." 528 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,816 Why not just let it go? 529 00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:46,818 I don't know. She... 530 00:24:46,852 --> 00:24:49,754 Irritates me, she intrigues me, 531 00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:52,757 whatever it is, it's hard to resist. 532 00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:57,562 A moonlit country Lane, then! 533 00:24:57,596 --> 00:25:00,531 I was talking romance, not geography. 534 00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:04,969 And as to my personal status and a special someone... 535 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,274 Hey! 536 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:12,310 Hey, dad. 537 00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:14,979 What's up? 538 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,749 Valentine's day research... My least favorite topic. 539 00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:19,283 Of course, I'm out of ideas, 540 00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:21,586 so Hannah says I should do a column on cards. 541 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:24,822 When did you start saving these? 542 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:26,524 Early on. 543 00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:28,626 Remember, I'm a hopeless romantic. 544 00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:30,628 Oh, so your macho auto-parts gig 545 00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:31,796 is just a cover? 546 00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:32,930 Real men don't save valentines. 547 00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:38,903 Your mom gave me this when we were dating in college. 548 00:25:40,506 --> 00:25:42,874 Our first Valentine's day after we got married, 549 00:25:42,908 --> 00:25:44,809 I gave her the exact same card. 550 00:25:44,843 --> 00:25:45,977 You still remember that? 551 00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:47,578 Like it was yesterday. 552 00:25:47,613 --> 00:25:48,579 And these... 553 00:25:48,614 --> 00:25:50,882 Are from you and your sister. 554 00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:52,517 Oh, my gosh... 555 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,619 I remember these! 556 00:25:54,653 --> 00:25:56,421 Oh! 557 00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:57,955 I must have cut out a dozen paper hearts 558 00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,524 before I got this right. 559 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,360 It was sad when you guys stopped giving them to me. 560 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,495 Oh... 561 00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:05,997 I guess we just grew out of it. 562 00:26:06,031 --> 00:26:07,598 One of those turning points for a dad, 563 00:26:07,633 --> 00:26:10,601 when other guys start claiming his daughter's heart. 564 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,337 Hannah's heart is claimed, 565 00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:14,906 mine is still up for grabs. 566 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:15,907 Maybe it's time 567 00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:17,308 to give love another chance. 568 00:26:17,342 --> 00:26:19,010 Fall down 10 times, 569 00:26:19,044 --> 00:26:20,812 get up 11. 570 00:26:20,846 --> 00:26:22,914 Yeah, I wish it were that simple. 571 00:26:22,948 --> 00:26:24,982 Some of us guys are okay. 572 00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:26,084 Yeah, and some of you are not, 573 00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:27,952 and I seem to attract the latter. 574 00:26:29,455 --> 00:26:32,323 This really rude guy keeps commenting on my column. 575 00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:34,492 I wish he would just go away. 576 00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:35,560 Honey. 577 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,795 You can't write off a whole gender. 578 00:26:39,865 --> 00:26:43,367 Well, actually, I did meet someone... 579 00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:45,670 Busby's new vet. 580 00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:48,606 He's just a friend, but... 581 00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:51,676 That smile bodes well. 582 00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:00,017 As a matter of fact, there may be someone. 583 00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:03,121 He's a friend, but it has potential. 584 00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:04,789 And since you are so cynical, 585 00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:06,858 I will assume you are not involved, 586 00:27:06,892 --> 00:27:10,161 and if you are, she is in for a rude awakening. 587 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:14,866 Kit, listen to this. 588 00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:16,434 I already saw it. 589 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:17,435 If this is a war of words, 590 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:19,637 the coach may be winning. 591 00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:25,710 The battle has just begun. 592 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:39,323 Your numbers are improving every day. 593 00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:41,726 People are loving the column. 594 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,994 Although... 595 00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:44,962 "Best Valentine's day movies"... 596 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:48,866 Love actually is a Christmas movie. Actually. 597 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:50,768 You've got real momentum. I want to keep that going. 598 00:27:50,802 --> 00:27:52,370 It's just me giving advice 599 00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:53,638 about Valentine's day 600 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,639 seems like such a stretch. 601 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,507 Oh, well, I'll tell you why it's working... 602 00:27:56,542 --> 00:27:58,576 You're making it more personal. 603 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:00,745 Your readers can identify. 604 00:28:00,779 --> 00:28:02,480 Not everyone's a fan. 605 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,649 Oh, you mean "bench the coach"? 606 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,984 Yeah, is there any way that we could block him? 607 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,352 Why would we? 608 00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:11,522 Every time he posts a comment, the hits go way up. 609 00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:14,492 People want to see what he's gonna post next. 610 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:15,493 Great. 611 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,762 I want you to try to engage him, 612 00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:18,763 turn up the heat. 613 00:28:18,797 --> 00:28:20,097 I don't want to do that. 614 00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:21,799 Your fun little face-off 615 00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:23,668 is part of the whole Valentine's day conversation. 616 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,036 It's not exactly pulitzer material. 617 00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:27,505 But a happy employer will have to suffice. 618 00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:34,712 Your best Valentine's day movies 619 00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:36,380 are a bit predictable. 620 00:28:36,415 --> 00:28:40,051 Put away your hanky and rethink the genre. 621 00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:41,419 Here's my list. 622 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:43,888 I like my love stories to have a dose of reality. 623 00:28:43,922 --> 00:28:46,424 Let's open it up to your readers. 624 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:47,758 Who has the better list? 625 00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:51,462 It's a column, not a contest. 626 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,534 Hi. 627 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:57,535 Hi. 628 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,070 Come on in. 629 00:29:00,105 --> 00:29:01,138 Are you okay? 630 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:02,640 Oh, it's just a work thing. 631 00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:05,610 This really opinionated guy I can't seem to shake. 632 00:29:05,644 --> 00:29:06,677 Sounds like a drag. 633 00:29:06,712 --> 00:29:08,446 Oh, you have no idea. 634 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,181 Anyway... 635 00:29:10,215 --> 00:29:11,182 Hi! 636 00:29:12,651 --> 00:29:16,120 Hey. You're not much of a watchdog, are you? 637 00:29:16,154 --> 00:29:17,421 Hmm? I could've grabbed her purse 638 00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:18,923 and been halfway down the block by now. 639 00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:20,625 Well, he's a lover, not a fighter. 640 00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:21,892 Well, in my professional opinion, 641 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:24,061 you have a very happy dog. 642 00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:30,601 You? 643 00:29:30,636 --> 00:29:32,203 'Fraid so. 644 00:29:33,472 --> 00:29:36,540 That's just a piece that I'm trying to finish. 645 00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:40,177 Oh, and the photos? 646 00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:44,015 Yes. Now, that is my first love. 647 00:29:44,049 --> 00:29:46,684 That, and traveling. 648 00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:48,819 Nice. 649 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,056 Valentines? 650 00:29:52,090 --> 00:29:53,824 Have you had a change of heart? 651 00:29:53,859 --> 00:29:54,825 No! 652 00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:56,027 They're from my family. 653 00:29:56,061 --> 00:29:57,995 They're super into it. 654 00:29:58,030 --> 00:29:59,997 Well, does your family live nearby? 655 00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:01,232 Yeah, about 10 minutes away. 656 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:02,633 What about yours? 657 00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:05,169 My mom lives in St. Louis, that's where I'm from. 658 00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:08,072 I have to get her something. 659 00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:09,573 I usually just get her a card, 660 00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:11,142 but I want to up my game this year. 661 00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:13,144 My brother just got married and moved away, 662 00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:15,046 so I think she's feeling a little lonely. 663 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,581 Well, what's she like? 664 00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:18,983 She's a gardener, 665 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:21,619 so flowers are... 666 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:22,787 Redundant. 667 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:23,821 Mm-hmm. 668 00:30:23,855 --> 00:30:25,990 I was thinking maybe a piece of jewelry. 669 00:30:26,024 --> 00:30:27,892 Something subtle, not too flashy. 670 00:30:29,795 --> 00:30:31,762 What about an antique locket? 671 00:30:31,797 --> 00:30:32,763 Maybe. 672 00:30:32,798 --> 00:30:34,098 You could put your picture on one side 673 00:30:34,132 --> 00:30:36,000 and your brother's on the other. 674 00:30:36,034 --> 00:30:37,635 My Uncle has owns antique store 675 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:38,636 and he sells 676 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,071 some vintage jewelry. 677 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,008 Maybe we should check it out sometime. 678 00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:47,144 Well, I-I could meet you there tomorrow. 679 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,713 I'd like that. 680 00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:50,147 Me too. 681 00:30:51,917 --> 00:30:53,050 Uh-oh! 682 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:54,185 I think somebody's jealous. 683 00:30:54,219 --> 00:30:56,287 Yeah, well, it is his house call, after all. 684 00:30:56,321 --> 00:30:57,888 I could make a habit of this. 685 00:30:57,923 --> 00:30:59,590 The house calls, I mean. 686 00:30:59,624 --> 00:31:01,625 Right. Right! 687 00:31:10,168 --> 00:31:11,302 That one's really pretty. 688 00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:12,636 What do you think? 689 00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:13,637 It's very pretty. 690 00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:15,239 Try it on, see how it looks. 691 00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:17,041 Oh, Uncle Henry, it's not for me. 692 00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:19,076 Who's it for? 693 00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:20,177 It's for my mother. 694 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,079 Oh! That's nice. 695 00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:24,148 Well, try it on anyway, 696 00:31:24,182 --> 00:31:26,851 so he can see what a good son he is. 697 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,853 Yeah. Here. Let me. 698 00:31:29,855 --> 00:31:32,656 So this, I, uh... 699 00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:34,959 Should warn you, 700 00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:36,260 I could be back here for a while. 701 00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:38,295 Okay... 702 00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:44,802 There we go. 703 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,739 Okay. 704 00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:51,242 It's perfect. 705 00:31:51,276 --> 00:31:54,178 It's perfect. 706 00:31:54,212 --> 00:31:56,981 I'll take it. 707 00:31:58,016 --> 00:31:59,250 I'll get you a box. 708 00:32:03,321 --> 00:32:05,156 Well, great, I'm glad this worked out. 709 00:32:05,190 --> 00:32:06,924 Yeah, my mom is gonna love it. 710 00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:08,959 There's just one problem. 711 00:32:08,994 --> 00:32:10,728 What? 712 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,830 I will never be able to top this. 713 00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:22,139 So... so, your Uncle, he's... he's great. 714 00:32:22,174 --> 00:32:25,676 Yeah, he's really sweet. He's super-protective. 715 00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:27,378 When I was little, he got me a tricycle, 716 00:32:27,412 --> 00:32:30,047 and he would not let me ride it without a helmet on. 717 00:32:30,081 --> 00:32:31,649 Wait, actually, that might've been my dad. 718 00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:33,150 No, it was my unc... Anyway, doesn't matter. 719 00:32:33,185 --> 00:32:34,251 There I was, 720 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:37,054 this little four-year-old biker girl, 721 00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:38,756 tearing around the neighborhood, 722 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,057 in this bright pink... 723 00:32:40,091 --> 00:32:42,293 What? Am I insane right now? 724 00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:44,195 It's okay. 725 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:50,367 Thank you. 726 00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:56,240 Even the box is an antique. 727 00:32:59,044 --> 00:33:00,644 Thanks. 728 00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:02,646 Okay. Enjoy the rest of your day. 729 00:33:02,681 --> 00:33:04,882 Yeah, you too. 730 00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:06,717 Uh, you know, I was thinking 731 00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:09,353 that maybe we could grab dinner sometime. 732 00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:12,890 Uh, the anti- Valentine's day club 733 00:33:12,924 --> 00:33:15,960 get together to air their grievances. 734 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:16,961 Sure. 735 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,229 You like Mexican food? 736 00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:19,363 I love Mexican. 737 00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:20,931 In fact, I know a great little place, 738 00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:22,700 that's super-casual. 739 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:24,068 Great! The club needs a hangout. 740 00:33:24,102 --> 00:33:26,770 How's Friday? 741 00:33:26,805 --> 00:33:28,272 Friday's great. 742 00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:31,876 I'll, uh, I'll pick you up at 7:00. 743 00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:33,244 Okay. See you then. 744 00:33:33,278 --> 00:33:34,845 Okay. All right. Bye. 745 00:33:50,929 --> 00:33:53,030 So, what do you think? 746 00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:54,732 Ooh! I like that. That's nice. 747 00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:56,267 Yeah? Ah... 748 00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:57,434 I already have one like this at home. 749 00:33:57,469 --> 00:34:00,437 Do you really think Reed will object to this? 750 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,373 Probably not, no. 751 00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:03,374 I don't know, 752 00:34:03,408 --> 00:34:05,142 I want this Valentine's date to be special. 753 00:34:05,176 --> 00:34:06,310 I want to wow him. 754 00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:08,345 The romance has fizzled since parenthood. 755 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:11,015 Yeah, well, I hear that's pretty common. 756 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,217 Yeah. We just need to reconnect as a couple. 757 00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:16,453 But why do you need a specific day to do that? 758 00:34:16,488 --> 00:34:18,822 Same reason you need birthdays, 759 00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:19,890 anniversaries, 760 00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:22,192 or any special day, really. 761 00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:23,260 I don't know. 762 00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:24,361 A new dress says... 763 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:26,797 "I'm still in love with you, 764 00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:29,166 and I want to look special for you ." 765 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,200 And don't tell me 766 00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:31,502 you've never felt that way before. 767 00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:33,404 I have, but we all know how that panned out. 768 00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:36,240 How're things going with the new vet? 769 00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:37,975 How do you know about him? 770 00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:39,243 Dad told mom, 771 00:34:39,277 --> 00:34:41,045 who then told me. 772 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,479 No secret is safe in this family. 773 00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:45,449 It's going fine. 774 00:34:45,483 --> 00:34:47,785 I really like him. 775 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:50,054 Enough to invest 776 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,322 in a new Valentine's day dress? 777 00:34:51,356 --> 00:34:52,957 He's just a friend. 778 00:34:52,991 --> 00:34:54,058 "A friend with potential." 779 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,093 I read your column. 780 00:34:58,897 --> 00:35:00,998 Maybe it doesn't hurt to look. 781 00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:05,970 Oh... 782 00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:08,005 Oh, this is gorgeous. 783 00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:09,473 I love the color. 784 00:35:09,507 --> 00:35:11,508 It's very Valentine's day. 785 00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,578 What if he doesn't ask me? 786 00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:18,048 Worst case, you end up with a gorgeous new dress. 787 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,050 One that I can't afford. 788 00:35:23,555 --> 00:35:26,056 I don't think the price is the problem. 789 00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:40,471 You want another scone? 790 00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:41,472 Uh, yeah. 791 00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:43,173 Actually, no. 792 00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:45,542 Well, maybe. 793 00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:46,810 Not a trick question. 794 00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:49,113 Uh, you know what? I better not. 795 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,114 I better check on the muffins. 796 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,349 Okay. 797 00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:57,421 So. How's Brendan? 798 00:35:57,455 --> 00:35:59,923 He's okay. He's, uh... 799 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:01,025 I don't mean to put you on the spot. 800 00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:02,960 Was the whole, you know, Valentine's day thing 801 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:05,295 just a little, like, overboard? 802 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,131 You should... You should talk to him. 803 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,265 You think? 804 00:36:08,299 --> 00:36:11,001 Yeah. Yeah, no. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely... 805 00:36:14,072 --> 00:36:15,305 Stop talking about the scones. 806 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:16,407 Tell her how you feel. 807 00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:18,208 It's that obvious? 808 00:36:18,243 --> 00:36:20,277 Yeah, it is to me, maybe not pru. 809 00:36:29,954 --> 00:36:31,388 Want another scone? 810 00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:32,890 I don't want to talk about scones. 811 00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:34,224 I thought you liked them? 812 00:36:34,259 --> 00:36:35,859 I do, I just don't want 813 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:37,227 - ...to discuss it. - Okay. 814 00:36:38,496 --> 00:36:40,497 You have some flour on your... on your cheek. 815 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,266 No. The other one. 816 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:45,502 Oh. Professional hazard. 817 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:50,040 Your hair looks really good that way. 818 00:36:50,075 --> 00:36:51,642 It looks the way it always does. 819 00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:56,146 You look great in that color. Great! 820 00:36:56,181 --> 00:36:58,482 Uh, it's the uniform. 821 00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:01,085 It's not exactly my best look. 822 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,520 I better get to work. 823 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:04,521 Have a nice day. 824 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:05,923 Ugh. 825 00:37:09,594 --> 00:37:11,261 I think he likes you. 826 00:37:11,296 --> 00:37:13,163 I don't know what his story is. 827 00:37:13,198 --> 00:37:14,164 Yes, you do! 828 00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:16,066 I have a policy... I don't date customers. 829 00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:17,401 Since when? 830 00:37:17,435 --> 00:37:19,136 Since the last time I dated a customer. 831 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:20,471 Okay, but kit's different. 832 00:37:20,505 --> 00:37:22,039 He doesn't have tattoos. 833 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,007 You wanna know my "life plan"? 834 00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:25,175 Pay the mortgage off my house, 835 00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:26,443 keep this place afloat. 836 00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:28,312 I don't have time for a broken heart. 837 00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:29,646 Oh, who says he's gonna break your heart? 838 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:30,681 Says the girl 839 00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:32,249 who's still pining over kit's best friend. 840 00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:34,518 I'm not "pining," okay? 841 00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:36,120 I am confused. 842 00:37:36,154 --> 00:37:37,321 Yeah, well, I don't have time 843 00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:39,523 for that kind of confusion. 844 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:45,696 Why don't you come over for dinner tonight? 845 00:37:45,730 --> 00:37:48,398 Oh, I can't. I'm having dinner with the vet. 846 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:51,635 Brendan. I think it's time you knew his name. 847 00:37:51,669 --> 00:37:53,103 I already like this guy. 848 00:37:53,138 --> 00:37:55,172 But I can come over later this week. 849 00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:57,074 Maybe bring you some food, give you a break from cooking. 850 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,509 Only if you bring Brendan. 851 00:37:58,543 --> 00:37:59,510 I want to meet him! 852 00:37:59,544 --> 00:38:01,378 I think it's a little soon for that. 853 00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:04,181 Is that wisdom, or fear talking? 854 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,050 Both! 855 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,054 Oh, that's cute! 856 00:38:11,089 --> 00:38:12,089 Oh! 857 00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:16,260 When it comes to fashion, 858 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,461 I've learned 859 00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:19,463 that second-guessing what might interest someone else 860 00:38:19,497 --> 00:38:21,398 is foolish. 861 00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:23,300 Sure, sometimes, it's fun to experiment, 862 00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:26,336 but, in the end, I just try to be true to myself. 863 00:38:26,371 --> 00:38:30,040 Why do women go to so much trouble? 864 00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:32,142 It's a date, not an audition. 865 00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:33,277 Be who you are, 866 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:35,312 not who you imagine he wants you to be. 867 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,148 If you want your "friend" 868 00:38:38,183 --> 00:38:39,483 to turn into more, 869 00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:42,152 focus on the conversation, not on the outfit. 870 00:38:42,187 --> 00:38:43,587 Goodnight. 871 00:38:43,621 --> 00:38:46,623 We know he's attracted to you, or you wouldn't have a date. 872 00:38:59,604 --> 00:39:02,005 This is unbelievable. 873 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,373 Yep. Thought you might like it. 874 00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:05,375 How do I not know about this place? 875 00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:06,443 Because Roy doesn't want you to know. 876 00:39:06,477 --> 00:39:07,711 Why? 877 00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:09,046 Because more people means 878 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,180 more work for him. 879 00:39:10,215 --> 00:39:11,181 He's gonna have to expand. 880 00:39:11,216 --> 00:39:12,182 Avery! 881 00:39:12,217 --> 00:39:13,650 Hey, Roy. 882 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,185 I want you to meet my friend, Brendan. 883 00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:16,653 - Brendan! - Roy. 884 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,055 So how're you doing? 885 00:39:18,089 --> 00:39:19,690 Oh, my feet are swollen, my back hurts, 886 00:39:19,724 --> 00:39:21,758 and, uh, I'm making a whole lot of money. 887 00:39:23,061 --> 00:39:24,628 So, to celebrate my misfortune, 888 00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:27,397 I'm throwing a party on Valentine's day. 889 00:39:27,432 --> 00:39:29,032 8:00 to 12:00, dinner and dancing. 890 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:31,368 You're invited... Of course, with a friend. 891 00:39:31,402 --> 00:39:34,037 Roy, you do not seem like the type of guy 892 00:39:34,072 --> 00:39:35,372 who'd be into Valentine's day. 893 00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:40,043 Oh, I proposed to my Angela on Valentine's day 894 00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:42,479 and I married her exactly one year later. 895 00:39:42,513 --> 00:39:44,147 It's been almost 30 years. 896 00:39:44,182 --> 00:39:46,617 Valentine's day is my anniversary. 897 00:39:47,652 --> 00:39:48,652 And there she is. 898 00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:51,255 Have a wonderful evening. 899 00:39:53,825 --> 00:39:56,593 I grew up on Mexican food. 900 00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:59,730 Well... frozen burritos. 901 00:40:01,165 --> 00:40:02,399 Why frozen? 902 00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:05,602 My mom worked long hours. 903 00:40:06,871 --> 00:40:09,239 My parents got married way too fast. 904 00:40:09,274 --> 00:40:12,075 A couple strangers have a couple kids... 905 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:14,177 Divorce is inevitable. 906 00:40:15,513 --> 00:40:16,713 I'm sorry. 907 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:19,216 Mm. I'm not jaded by nature, 908 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,851 it's just that Valentine's day 909 00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:23,720 always seems to remind me of all the things that can go wrong. 910 00:40:27,525 --> 00:40:29,493 I'm doing all the talking here. 911 00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:32,663 Now, what is the story... The real story... 912 00:40:32,697 --> 00:40:35,365 With you and the dreaded holiday? 913 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,700 Real story? 914 00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:37,801 Mm-hmm. 915 00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:42,239 A really, really, really bad break-up. 916 00:40:43,308 --> 00:40:44,875 And I got him a watch, 917 00:40:44,909 --> 00:40:46,877 which I promptly gave to goodwill, 918 00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:48,111 so there's some guy out there 919 00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:50,113 walking around with a watch that says 920 00:40:50,148 --> 00:40:51,782 "happy Valentine's day. Love Avery." 921 00:40:51,816 --> 00:40:54,418 That's what my watch says. 922 00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,120 Crazy! 923 00:40:58,356 --> 00:41:00,424 Well, the food's pretty good, 924 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,492 and so is the company. 925 00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:04,428 I don't want to get kicked out of the club, 926 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,463 but how would you feel about coming back here 927 00:41:06,497 --> 00:41:08,231 on Valentine's day? 928 00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:10,734 I think that I could probably handle it. 929 00:41:10,768 --> 00:41:11,735 Yeah? 930 00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:12,736 Mm-hmm. 931 00:41:12,770 --> 00:41:15,172 Mm. So it's a... non-date? 932 00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:17,374 Right. 933 00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:19,743 All right. 934 00:41:24,749 --> 00:41:25,816 Listen, Avery, 935 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:27,918 there's... there's something I should tell you. 936 00:41:28,953 --> 00:41:29,920 What? 937 00:41:29,954 --> 00:41:33,256 And it's best that I just tell you now, 938 00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:34,524 get it out of the way. 939 00:41:34,559 --> 00:41:35,659 I-I don't want it 940 00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:37,961 to come between us. 941 00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:41,832 Okay. 942 00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:45,302 I am a horrible dancer. 943 00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:47,637 No rhythm. 944 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:48,772 No coordination. 945 00:41:48,806 --> 00:41:49,906 I have stepped on many a toe. 946 00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:51,942 It's okay, I am not much of a dancer myself. 947 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:53,510 Then we'll just sit on the sideline? 948 00:41:53,544 --> 00:41:54,511 Yes. Absolutely. 949 00:41:54,545 --> 00:41:55,545 - Of course. - Thank you. 950 00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:56,546 Although, you know, 951 00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:57,914 I did see something online... 952 00:41:57,949 --> 00:42:00,250 "Learn to dance by Valentine's day." 953 00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:02,853 It's at one of the dance studios downtown. 954 00:42:02,887 --> 00:42:04,421 Could be fun? 955 00:42:04,455 --> 00:42:06,857 I'm game, if you are. 956 00:42:07,892 --> 00:42:09,760 Yeah. 957 00:42:09,794 --> 00:42:10,927 All right. 958 00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:19,202 Happy comes at a price. 959 00:42:19,237 --> 00:42:22,706 If he can make me feel this good... 960 00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:25,776 He can make me feel just as bad. 961 00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:28,378 I have a date for Valentine's day. 962 00:42:30,314 --> 00:42:31,815 But what if he hadn't asked? 963 00:42:31,849 --> 00:42:33,884 I'd be miserable. 964 00:42:33,918 --> 00:42:37,721 Although I'd never admit it, not even to myself. 965 00:42:45,763 --> 00:42:47,864 You asked if I was involved. 966 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:50,333 I met someone I really like, 967 00:42:50,368 --> 00:42:52,669 and she doesn't need any Valentine's day validation 968 00:42:52,703 --> 00:42:54,371 to feel worthwhile. 969 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:57,407 You could learn a lot from her. 970 00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:04,748 Leave it to you to ruin a perfectly good night. 971 00:43:09,187 --> 00:43:10,754 What is? 972 00:43:10,788 --> 00:43:12,122 Bench's responses to the column. 973 00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:13,723 There's hundreds of comments here. 974 00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:15,125 Really? 975 00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:16,460 Yeah. They're not all fans. 976 00:43:16,494 --> 00:43:17,494 Some of them agree with bench. 977 00:43:17,528 --> 00:43:19,162 You can't be serious. 978 00:43:19,197 --> 00:43:21,198 He's bringing in a male readership. 979 00:43:21,232 --> 00:43:22,332 There's a real 980 00:43:22,366 --> 00:43:24,468 "he said/she said" thing going on. 981 00:43:24,502 --> 00:43:25,836 Great reading. 982 00:43:25,870 --> 00:43:26,837 Great. 983 00:43:26,871 --> 00:43:28,572 So I suppose you want me to push back, 984 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:29,573 keep boosting the numbers. 985 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,308 Oh, we're gonna do much more than that. 986 00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:33,477 We are? 987 00:43:33,511 --> 00:43:35,779 Yeah, you drop by my office. I'll tell you my idea. 988 00:43:37,248 --> 00:43:39,850 How do I get rid of this guy? 989 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,282 You have company. 990 00:44:14,752 --> 00:44:15,719 Good morning. 991 00:44:15,753 --> 00:44:17,921 Hi, pru. 992 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:20,590 Hello. 993 00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:22,425 Hey. You got a minute? 994 00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:26,296 I was hoping that we could bury the hatchet. 995 00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:28,865 Okay. 996 00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:31,935 Um... 997 00:44:31,969 --> 00:44:33,904 So, how are you doing? 998 00:44:33,938 --> 00:44:36,439 I'm okay. 999 00:44:37,808 --> 00:44:39,309 Listen. 1000 00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:41,244 I've been thinking about us. 1001 00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:43,280 Maybe it was a mistake, 1002 00:44:43,314 --> 00:44:44,748 writing to "consult the coach." 1003 00:44:44,782 --> 00:44:48,618 "The coach" is not really qualified 1004 00:44:48,653 --> 00:44:50,220 to give advice. 1005 00:44:50,254 --> 00:44:51,688 You've been reading her column? 1006 00:44:53,457 --> 00:44:55,559 As a matter of fact, I have. 1007 00:44:55,593 --> 00:44:57,961 Someone's been giving her a lot of grief, 1008 00:44:57,995 --> 00:45:00,263 and it's given me second thoughts. 1009 00:45:01,465 --> 00:45:03,433 "Bench the coach" 1010 00:45:03,467 --> 00:45:04,834 is me. 1011 00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:06,836 What? 1012 00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:08,238 Maybe I overreacted, 1013 00:45:08,272 --> 00:45:09,940 but what she said, 1014 00:45:09,974 --> 00:45:11,741 she's never even met me. 1015 00:45:12,777 --> 00:45:15,612 Do you want coffee or something? 1016 00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:17,380 I-I should get going. 1017 00:45:17,415 --> 00:45:19,282 I'm glad you stopped by. 1018 00:45:23,621 --> 00:45:24,688 Brendan? 1019 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:26,990 I'm... 1020 00:45:28,292 --> 00:45:29,993 Sorry if I went overboard, 1021 00:45:30,027 --> 00:45:32,729 with Valentine's... 1022 00:45:32,763 --> 00:45:34,297 It's just... 1023 00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:36,399 I love romance 1024 00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:39,035 and Valentine's day is really important to me. 1025 00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:41,438 I understand. 1026 00:45:41,472 --> 00:45:43,039 Maybe we could do something... 1027 00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:45,375 You know, 1028 00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:46,443 low-key? 1029 00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:48,411 Dinner and a movie, no big deal. 1030 00:45:48,446 --> 00:45:51,014 Oh, McKenna, I am sorry, I can't. 1031 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,684 Oh. Can I ask why? 1032 00:45:55,953 --> 00:45:58,555 I'm going to a party. 1033 00:45:59,957 --> 00:46:02,425 You have a date for Valentine's day? 1034 00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:04,461 It just kind of happened. 1035 00:46:04,495 --> 00:46:05,996 I met Avery after you... 1036 00:46:06,030 --> 00:46:07,964 I hope you two have a lovely night. 1037 00:46:07,999 --> 00:46:09,032 McKenna. 1038 00:46:21,078 --> 00:46:22,579 You want me to what? 1039 00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:23,580 Pull back the curtains. 1040 00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:25,548 Let people know who the coach really is. 1041 00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:26,750 What would be the point? 1042 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:28,385 Force "bench" to reveal who he is. 1043 00:46:28,419 --> 00:46:29,986 I couldn't care less who he is. 1044 00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:31,421 Here's what I'm thinking... 1045 00:46:31,455 --> 00:46:32,756 An event to generate buzz. 1046 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:35,325 "The gloves are off and now the masks." 1047 00:46:35,359 --> 00:46:37,494 My mask is staying right where it is. 1048 00:46:37,528 --> 00:46:41,064 Stop raining on your own parade and hear me out. 1049 00:46:41,098 --> 00:46:42,732 We build it up, 1050 00:46:42,767 --> 00:46:44,467 and then the day before Valentine's day, 1051 00:46:44,502 --> 00:46:46,770 we reveal the identity of the coach, 1052 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:49,706 and then we challenge bench to do the same. 1053 00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:52,609 And then you want us to, what, box? 1054 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:54,544 Wrestle? 1055 00:46:54,578 --> 00:46:55,712 Cage-fight? 1056 00:46:55,746 --> 00:46:56,780 Debate. 1057 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:59,082 I want you to debate your brains out. 1058 00:46:59,116 --> 00:47:00,383 Think of the publicity! 1059 00:47:00,418 --> 00:47:01,384 You'll do interviews. 1060 00:47:01,419 --> 00:47:03,520 Your phone will be ringing off the hook. 1061 00:47:03,554 --> 00:47:04,954 I don't have a phone with a hook. 1062 00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:06,056 And bench might not even show, 1063 00:47:06,090 --> 00:47:07,791 which would mean you would win by default. 1064 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:08,858 Look, the problem is, 1065 00:47:08,893 --> 00:47:10,960 I like the fact that the coach is anonymous. 1066 00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:14,564 Do you know why your column is so popular? 1067 00:47:14,598 --> 00:47:17,767 It's because you write about your feelings. 1068 00:47:17,802 --> 00:47:19,969 It's time for you to stop hiding. 1069 00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:36,753 There's no such thing as "I can't dance." 1070 00:47:36,787 --> 00:47:38,955 It just takes practice. 1071 00:47:38,989 --> 00:47:41,691 Okay. 1072 00:47:42,993 --> 00:47:44,627 Oh! Sorry. 1073 00:47:44,662 --> 00:47:45,862 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1074 00:47:45,896 --> 00:47:48,598 No, my fault. It's okay. 1075 00:47:54,472 --> 00:47:55,872 Ow... 1076 00:47:55,906 --> 00:47:57,073 I am a disaster. 1077 00:47:57,108 --> 00:47:59,042 I... are you okay? 1078 00:47:59,076 --> 00:48:00,677 Yeah, I'm fine. 1079 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,145 You just might have to carry me home. 1080 00:48:02,179 --> 00:48:03,146 Okay. 1081 00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:04,147 You mustn't give up. 1082 00:48:04,181 --> 00:48:07,417 Let's try something a little slower. 1083 00:48:07,451 --> 00:48:10,086 Give your feet time to catch up with your heart. 1084 00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:11,688 All right. 1085 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:13,923 Now hold your partner close. 1086 00:48:13,958 --> 00:48:15,692 Ahh... 1087 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:17,994 Closer... 1088 00:48:18,028 --> 00:48:21,731 Now look into her eyes. 1089 00:48:24,668 --> 00:48:28,471 Surrender to the moment and the music. 1090 00:48:34,812 --> 00:48:37,714 There's never been anybody I couldn't teach! 1091 00:48:46,657 --> 00:48:47,991 Look at them. 1092 00:48:48,025 --> 00:48:51,060 They've been together so long, and they're still holding hands. 1093 00:48:51,095 --> 00:48:53,563 Oh, yeah. 1094 00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:55,965 All those years of loving each other, 1095 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,934 and the fighting and making up. 1096 00:48:57,968 --> 00:49:00,970 Hanging in when the going gets tough. 1097 00:49:08,879 --> 00:49:12,048 The past doesn't have to define the future. 1098 00:49:13,884 --> 00:49:15,819 I wrote that once. 1099 00:49:15,853 --> 00:49:18,721 Not sure that I believed it then. 1100 00:49:18,756 --> 00:49:20,790 You believe it now? 1101 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,027 I want to. 1102 00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:27,730 I mean, that's what everybody dreams of 1103 00:49:27,765 --> 00:49:30,099 when they're younger, right? 1104 00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:33,136 A love that stands the test of time. 1105 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:41,211 Valentine's day came early this year. 1106 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,114 I think I have a boyfriend. 1107 00:49:58,629 --> 00:49:59,596 Look at you, 1108 00:49:59,630 --> 00:50:00,797 getting all serious and fit. 1109 00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:01,865 I've already lost five pounds. 1110 00:50:01,899 --> 00:50:02,866 You're not gonna be the only veterinary stud 1111 00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:03,867 in the neighborhood. 1112 00:50:03,901 --> 00:50:06,069 How often are you running? 1113 00:50:06,103 --> 00:50:07,604 Every day. 1114 00:50:07,638 --> 00:50:09,205 Nice. 1115 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:11,508 What inspired this transformation? 1116 00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:12,842 Oh, I just want to get in shape. 1117 00:50:12,877 --> 00:50:14,210 You know, lose the love handles, 1118 00:50:14,245 --> 00:50:15,945 work the cardio, live a little longer. 1119 00:50:15,980 --> 00:50:18,047 Who is she? 1120 00:50:19,283 --> 00:50:20,917 It's pru. 1121 00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:22,619 Why haven't you asked her out yet? 1122 00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:24,053 I'm just waiting for the right moment. 1123 00:50:24,088 --> 00:50:26,122 You have literally had hundreds of moments. 1124 00:50:26,156 --> 00:50:27,257 You're in there every day. 1125 00:50:27,291 --> 00:50:28,625 All right, the right words then. 1126 00:50:28,659 --> 00:50:29,626 The right wardrobe. 1127 00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:30,760 It would help if I was taller. 1128 00:50:30,794 --> 00:50:32,562 You just gotta get out of your comfort zone. 1129 00:50:32,596 --> 00:50:33,763 I stepped out of mine with Avery, 1130 00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:35,031 and I couldn't be happier. 1131 00:50:35,065 --> 00:50:36,165 I don't have a comfort zone. 1132 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,601 I have varying degrees of anxiety. 1133 00:50:41,839 --> 00:50:42,972 Avery and I 1134 00:50:43,007 --> 00:50:45,074 made a date for Valentine's day. 1135 00:50:45,109 --> 00:50:47,076 Huh! You're really taking the plunge. 1136 00:50:47,111 --> 00:50:48,645 I like her a lot. 1137 00:50:48,679 --> 00:50:51,180 I just can't help thinking 1138 00:50:51,215 --> 00:50:53,616 what if it doesn't work out? 1139 00:50:53,651 --> 00:50:55,718 What's the worst that could happen? 1140 00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:11,267 I need you to do something. 1141 00:51:23,781 --> 00:51:24,981 Hi, McKenna. 1142 00:51:25,015 --> 00:51:27,250 How come you didn't tell me about Brendan? 1143 00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:30,053 Tell you what about Brendan? 1144 00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:32,288 That he was dating somebody new. 1145 00:51:32,323 --> 00:51:34,958 Ava... Emory... 1146 00:51:34,992 --> 00:51:35,959 Avery. Avery Parker? 1147 00:51:35,993 --> 00:51:37,660 What's she like? 1148 00:51:37,695 --> 00:51:38,661 I-I don't know her that well. 1149 00:51:38,696 --> 00:51:40,263 She brought her dog in a couple times. 1150 00:51:40,297 --> 00:51:41,664 Is it serious? 1151 00:51:41,699 --> 00:51:43,833 - The dog is fine. - You know what I mean. 1152 00:51:43,867 --> 00:51:46,903 You should talk to Brendan. 1153 00:51:56,914 --> 00:51:59,415 You know what? I'm gonna go. 1154 00:52:03,687 --> 00:52:07,023 If you wait too long you're gonna lose him. 1155 00:52:07,057 --> 00:52:08,858 He makes me nervous. I hate that feeling. 1156 00:52:08,892 --> 00:52:11,027 I think that means that you like him. 1157 00:52:11,061 --> 00:52:13,696 No, it means we need to drop it. 1158 00:52:14,732 --> 00:52:16,199 Okay, you made your point. 1159 00:52:17,234 --> 00:52:19,369 Tell me this isn't an omen. 1160 00:52:19,403 --> 00:52:22,405 The omen needs more cinnamon. 1161 00:52:22,439 --> 00:52:24,674 I'll bake another batch. 1162 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:31,781 Thanks for bringing dinner. 1163 00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:32,782 Of course! 1164 00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:34,283 Anything to avoid writing. 1165 00:52:34,318 --> 00:52:36,753 Why do you want to avoid writing? 1166 00:52:36,787 --> 00:52:39,022 Because you're not considered a real writer if you don't. 1167 00:52:39,056 --> 00:52:40,657 I'm a real writer. 1168 00:52:40,691 --> 00:52:42,091 Oh, is that so? 1169 00:52:42,126 --> 00:52:44,193 Wanna see what I wrote to Josie? 1170 00:52:44,228 --> 00:52:46,229 I sure do. 1171 00:52:48,966 --> 00:52:50,366 Wait till you see this. 1172 00:52:50,401 --> 00:52:51,367 It is so sweet. 1173 00:52:51,402 --> 00:52:52,902 Oh, and Reed said he's gonna be late, 1174 00:52:52,936 --> 00:52:54,804 so we should start without him. 1175 00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:56,205 Aunt Avery. 1176 00:52:57,274 --> 00:52:58,307 Oh! 1177 00:52:59,743 --> 00:53:01,177 That's so pretty. 1178 00:53:01,211 --> 00:53:03,012 Thanks. Read it! 1179 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:05,448 Hey. Why don't you read it? 1180 00:53:05,482 --> 00:53:07,850 It's always better in the author's own voice. 1181 00:53:07,885 --> 00:53:09,085 "Dear Josie, 1182 00:53:09,119 --> 00:53:10,853 "I am glad you are my friend. 1183 00:53:10,888 --> 00:53:13,056 "I like how you laugh 1184 00:53:13,090 --> 00:53:14,857 "and you are really good at math. 1185 00:53:14,892 --> 00:53:16,993 You also have very pretty hair." 1186 00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:19,429 She has very pretty red hair, like yours. 1187 00:53:19,463 --> 00:53:21,964 Girls love it when you say stuff like that. 1188 00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:25,101 "I hope you have a happy Valentine's day, 1189 00:53:25,135 --> 00:53:30,139 and I hope you like this card as much as I like you." 1190 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:34,977 I think she's gonna love it. 1191 00:53:35,012 --> 00:53:37,380 I wish I could be as honest in my writing. 1192 00:53:40,484 --> 00:53:42,151 Thanks. 1193 00:53:42,186 --> 00:53:43,319 All right. Go wash up for dinner. 1194 00:53:43,353 --> 00:53:45,021 Okay. 1195 00:53:47,357 --> 00:53:50,159 I think your writing is very honest, 1196 00:53:50,194 --> 00:53:51,160 especially lately. 1197 00:53:51,195 --> 00:53:52,428 You sound like my editor. 1198 00:53:52,463 --> 00:53:53,463 Maybe it's Brendan. 1199 00:53:53,497 --> 00:53:55,465 This new romance has given you more daring. 1200 00:53:55,499 --> 00:53:57,200 Okay, I wouldn't call it a romance. 1201 00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:58,201 Not yet. 1202 00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:00,870 Why don't you invite him to mom's potluck? 1203 00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:02,939 No! It is way too early for him to meet my family. 1204 00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:05,508 Mention it as a casual, off-the-cuff thing, 1205 00:54:05,542 --> 00:54:07,276 and then ask him how many kids he wants to have. 1206 00:54:07,311 --> 00:54:09,445 Who are you talking about? 1207 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:10,980 Aunt Avery's new boyfriend. 1208 00:54:11,014 --> 00:54:12,048 Enough. 1209 00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:14,917 What'll I wear to the wedding? 1210 00:54:17,821 --> 00:54:19,856 This place is a dog's paradise. 1211 00:54:19,890 --> 00:54:20,923 This place is beautiful. 1212 00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:21,991 We come here every weekend. 1213 00:54:22,025 --> 00:54:24,260 It's a trek, but it's worth it. 1214 00:54:24,294 --> 00:54:25,795 Do you notice who he's been 1215 00:54:25,829 --> 00:54:26,896 spending a lot more time with? 1216 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:28,965 Seriously. Are you gonna go there? 1217 00:54:28,999 --> 00:54:30,099 I'm just saying. 1218 00:54:30,134 --> 00:54:31,434 Come on. 1219 00:54:31,468 --> 00:54:34,837 No, no, we both know who has his heart. 1220 00:54:34,872 --> 00:54:37,507 Well, I'm glad you're giving up on that easily. 1221 00:54:37,541 --> 00:54:38,541 Oh, it's just as well. 1222 00:54:38,575 --> 00:54:41,077 I don't want to confuse the little guy. 1223 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:43,880 Before he took off, 1224 00:54:43,914 --> 00:54:45,448 my dad used to take me hiking 1225 00:54:45,482 --> 00:54:47,350 at a place almost as beautiful as this. 1226 00:54:48,919 --> 00:54:51,521 I can't imagine how rough that was. 1227 00:54:51,555 --> 00:54:53,956 Do you wanna go to dinner tomorrow night? 1228 00:54:53,991 --> 00:54:56,492 We could go back to El adobe. 1229 00:54:56,527 --> 00:54:58,194 I would love to, 1230 00:54:58,228 --> 00:55:00,296 but I've got a potluck at my mom's house. 1231 00:55:00,364 --> 00:55:01,931 It's kind of a tradition. 1232 00:55:01,965 --> 00:55:03,866 No problem. 1233 00:55:03,901 --> 00:55:05,902 You want to come? 1234 00:55:07,271 --> 00:55:08,337 You know what? It's okay. 1235 00:55:08,372 --> 00:55:11,007 My family can be really overwhelming. 1236 00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:12,108 It would be a lot of... 1237 00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:15,444 What does one bring to a potluck? 1238 00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:17,180 Well, "honorary Parkers" don't bring anything. 1239 00:55:17,214 --> 00:55:20,316 That's... that's what my mom calls a guest. 1240 00:55:20,350 --> 00:55:22,385 I'm okay with that handle, 1241 00:55:22,419 --> 00:55:24,554 but I do want to bring something. 1242 00:55:29,126 --> 00:55:30,359 Seriously? 1243 00:55:30,394 --> 00:55:31,894 The anti-valentiners 1244 00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:33,930 are challenged around every turn. 1245 00:55:33,964 --> 00:55:36,365 Hearts are becoming unavoidable. 1246 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,635 I'm not as "anti" as I used to be. 1247 00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:45,107 I'd hate to disband the club, but... 1248 00:55:45,142 --> 00:55:47,910 Sometimes, you just got to go with the flow. 1249 00:56:07,331 --> 00:56:09,031 What's the matter with you? 1250 00:56:09,066 --> 00:56:11,033 "Bench the coach" wrote a comment. 1251 00:56:11,068 --> 00:56:13,002 I think it's a little too harsh. 1252 00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:15,004 I'm trying to unsend it. 1253 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,272 You do realize that you and bench 1254 00:56:16,306 --> 00:56:17,974 are the same guy, right? 1255 00:56:18,008 --> 00:56:21,410 We seem to be diverging. 1256 00:56:21,445 --> 00:56:22,545 I'm not as critical. 1257 00:56:22,579 --> 00:56:24,313 Not anymore. 1258 00:56:24,348 --> 00:56:26,215 Why? What'd you write? 1259 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:29,452 A snarky one-liner about her corny taste in music. 1260 00:56:29,486 --> 00:56:32,154 I think she'll survive. 1261 00:56:33,323 --> 00:56:35,024 She's probably just some lonely soul 1262 00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:36,959 with no one in her life. 1263 00:56:36,994 --> 00:56:38,160 Except for bench. 1264 00:56:38,195 --> 00:56:39,662 Maybe that's why she's responding. 1265 00:56:39,696 --> 00:56:41,330 You wanna grab some lunch? 1266 00:56:41,365 --> 00:56:42,331 Let's go to the deli. 1267 00:56:42,366 --> 00:56:44,467 I have to get potato salad, a lot of it. 1268 00:56:44,501 --> 00:56:46,569 Okay. How much do you want? 1269 00:56:46,603 --> 00:56:49,038 Enough to feed six to eight people. 1270 00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:50,306 You are hungry. 1271 00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:52,108 It's not all for me. 1272 00:56:52,142 --> 00:56:53,609 Avery invited me to dinner with her family. 1273 00:56:53,644 --> 00:56:55,678 So you could barely handle Valentine's day, 1274 00:56:55,712 --> 00:56:57,280 and now you're meeting the family? 1275 00:56:57,314 --> 00:56:58,347 It's no big deal. 1276 00:56:58,382 --> 00:56:59,448 I asked her to dinner, 1277 00:56:59,483 --> 00:57:02,251 she was going to her mom's, and invited me along. 1278 00:57:02,286 --> 00:57:03,486 Right. Right. 1279 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,288 Well, don't make yourself nuts. 1280 00:57:05,322 --> 00:57:07,223 It's just a meal. 1281 00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:09,225 With her family. 1282 00:57:10,627 --> 00:57:12,628 When are you gonna ask pru out? 1283 00:57:12,663 --> 00:57:13,629 Soon. 1284 00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:15,498 Great! 1285 00:57:15,532 --> 00:57:16,565 Someday. 1286 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:17,566 Good. 1287 00:57:17,601 --> 00:57:20,002 You know. I don't know. 1288 00:57:20,037 --> 00:57:22,038 She might turn me down. 1289 00:57:22,072 --> 00:57:24,473 There's only one way to find out. 1290 00:57:25,676 --> 00:57:27,176 Right. 1291 00:57:29,179 --> 00:57:31,213 It's no secret to my readers 1292 00:57:31,248 --> 00:57:33,482 that I wasn't a fan of Valentine's day. 1293 00:57:34,518 --> 00:57:37,153 But once I started writing about it... 1294 00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:39,388 My attitude changed. 1295 00:57:40,390 --> 00:57:42,024 Valentine's day is a way to celebrate 1296 00:57:42,059 --> 00:57:45,561 the relationships that give our lives meaning. 1297 00:57:45,595 --> 00:57:48,130 Something "bench the coach" doesn't seem to understand. 1298 00:57:48,165 --> 00:57:49,732 He's trying! 1299 00:57:49,766 --> 00:57:51,467 So it's time to call him out. 1300 00:57:51,501 --> 00:57:53,569 This Thursday at 3:00, 1301 00:57:53,603 --> 00:57:55,571 I'll be at the Portland banner. 1302 00:57:55,605 --> 00:57:58,007 Come meet the person you've been attacking. 1303 00:58:01,678 --> 00:58:03,646 "Attacking" may be a bit strong, 1304 00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,982 but consider me called out. 1305 00:58:06,016 --> 00:58:07,550 All right, buddy! 1306 00:58:11,288 --> 00:58:13,255 And my landlady pounds on my door. 1307 00:58:13,290 --> 00:58:14,957 Her cat had swallowed an earring, 1308 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:16,592 so I retrieve the earring, save the cat. 1309 00:58:16,626 --> 00:58:20,529 She was so grateful, she let me live there rent-free. 1310 00:58:20,564 --> 00:58:22,064 I was able to pay off my student loans. 1311 00:58:22,099 --> 00:58:23,966 That cat paid for my education. 1312 00:58:24,001 --> 00:58:25,468 Maybe I'll be a vet when I grow up. 1313 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,570 Or a writer. Or a fireman. 1314 00:58:27,604 --> 00:58:29,605 They say kids your age will live to be a hundred, 1315 00:58:29,639 --> 00:58:31,974 so maybe you'll have time to be all three. 1316 00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:34,010 Do you still live in that apartment? 1317 00:58:34,044 --> 00:58:35,077 I finally got a house, 1318 00:58:35,112 --> 00:58:37,346 and then I got a cat to remind me I'm home. 1319 00:58:37,381 --> 00:58:38,447 Aw! 1320 00:58:38,482 --> 00:58:41,217 How many kids do you wanna have? 1321 00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:42,585 A dozen, at least. 1322 00:58:42,619 --> 00:58:45,021 When are you guys getting married? 1323 00:58:45,055 --> 00:58:46,222 Okay! Wow! Sweetie. Um... 1324 00:58:46,256 --> 00:58:48,991 Brendan and I are just friends. 1325 00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:51,594 But my mom needs to know what to wear to the wedding. 1326 00:58:51,628 --> 00:58:52,661 Okay! 1327 00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,930 I'm so glad you could meet my family. 1328 00:58:54,965 --> 00:58:56,132 So am I. 1329 00:58:56,166 --> 00:58:57,566 Dinner was great. Thank you. 1330 00:58:57,601 --> 00:58:59,468 Wanna see grandma's new canary? 1331 00:58:59,503 --> 00:59:02,505 I thought you would never ask! 1332 00:59:06,309 --> 00:59:08,010 Well, we know he likes kids. 1333 00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:10,079 He's wonderful, Avery. 1334 00:59:10,113 --> 00:59:11,180 I agree. 1335 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:13,215 I'd like him better if he wasn't so good-looking. 1336 00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:15,184 Yeah, well, nobody's perfect. 1337 00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:16,685 Why don't you invite him to the face-off with bench? 1338 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:18,487 The canary is sleeping. 1339 00:59:18,522 --> 00:59:19,989 I'll meet him next time. 1340 00:59:20,023 --> 00:59:21,390 Who wants chocolate? 1341 00:59:21,425 --> 00:59:22,425 Hmm? 1342 00:59:22,459 --> 00:59:24,160 'Tis the season. 1343 00:59:24,194 --> 00:59:25,494 It certainly is. 1344 00:59:25,529 --> 00:59:27,396 Brendan, how do you feel about basketball? 1345 00:59:27,431 --> 00:59:28,531 Great! 1346 00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:30,399 I got a big-screen TV and a comfortable couch. 1347 00:59:32,369 --> 00:59:34,703 I like your friend, aunt Avery. 1348 00:59:34,738 --> 00:59:37,006 So do I. 1349 00:59:55,192 --> 00:59:57,560 Brendan? You okay? 1350 00:59:59,396 --> 01:00:02,064 I'm going out for an hour or so. 1351 01:00:02,099 --> 01:00:04,133 Okay. Where you going? 1352 01:00:05,168 --> 01:00:07,203 There's this... 1353 01:00:07,237 --> 01:00:09,538 Thing I have to go to. 1354 01:00:11,241 --> 01:00:14,443 "Consult the coach" called me out. 1355 01:00:14,478 --> 01:00:16,112 You're gonna go confront her? 1356 01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:17,980 Brendan, don't do it. 1357 01:00:18,014 --> 01:00:19,482 You don't understand. 1358 01:00:19,516 --> 01:00:21,150 Look, whoever she is, she means well. 1359 01:00:21,184 --> 01:00:23,185 I'm through fighting. 1360 01:00:23,220 --> 01:00:25,521 She was right about McKenna and me. 1361 01:00:25,555 --> 01:00:27,423 And she was right about Valentine's day. 1362 01:00:27,457 --> 01:00:30,292 Huh. What brought about this change of heart? 1363 01:00:30,327 --> 01:00:32,328 Avery. 1364 01:00:32,362 --> 01:00:34,563 I had a really good time last night. 1365 01:00:34,598 --> 01:00:35,764 It was a little weird 1366 01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:38,067 when her nephew demanded to know what my intentions are, 1367 01:00:38,101 --> 01:00:40,536 but I haven't laughed like that in a long time. 1368 01:00:40,570 --> 01:00:41,570 See? 1369 01:00:41,605 --> 01:00:43,506 You're in a good place right now. 1370 01:00:43,540 --> 01:00:45,808 So why go to this showdown with the coach? 1371 01:00:47,043 --> 01:00:49,078 I'm gonna apologize to her. 1372 01:00:52,349 --> 01:00:53,782 Well, good for you. 1373 01:00:58,321 --> 01:00:59,722 Good for you! 1374 01:01:06,429 --> 01:01:08,330 Is this really necessary? 1375 01:01:08,365 --> 01:01:11,667 We want the world's first glimpse of you to dazzle. 1376 01:01:12,702 --> 01:01:15,304 Has there been any follow-up from "bench?" 1377 01:01:15,338 --> 01:01:16,739 Nope. 1378 01:01:16,773 --> 01:01:18,807 Good. Maybe he won't show. 1379 01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:20,776 Well, he better. 1380 01:01:21,778 --> 01:01:23,779 Showtime. 1381 01:01:34,858 --> 01:01:37,059 Brendan? Hi. 1382 01:01:37,093 --> 01:01:38,427 Hey! What are you doing here? 1383 01:01:38,461 --> 01:01:39,662 Like we'd miss this. 1384 01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:41,564 You're, uh, fans of the coach? 1385 01:01:41,598 --> 01:01:43,332 Imagine that. 1386 01:01:50,774 --> 01:01:51,774 There! 1387 01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:01,650 Welcome to the Portland banner. 1388 01:02:01,685 --> 01:02:04,386 I'm Lauren port, the executive editor. 1389 01:02:08,325 --> 01:02:13,095 "Consult the coach" is one of our most popular columns 1390 01:02:13,129 --> 01:02:16,498 and its author has always been anonymous, 1391 01:02:16,533 --> 01:02:19,235 but today, all that changes. 1392 01:02:19,269 --> 01:02:21,837 It's time to put a name and a face 1393 01:02:21,871 --> 01:02:24,273 to the column. 1394 01:02:24,307 --> 01:02:27,142 I would like to introduce you to the real "coach." 1395 01:02:27,177 --> 01:02:29,712 Please, say hello 1396 01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,447 to Avery Parker! 1397 01:02:34,384 --> 01:02:35,384 Hi. 1398 01:02:36,820 --> 01:02:39,622 Wow, um, thank you all for coming. 1399 01:02:39,656 --> 01:02:41,590 Um... 1400 01:02:41,625 --> 01:02:44,426 I have to admit, this was not my idea. 1401 01:02:44,461 --> 01:02:46,629 There's a comfort in being anonymous, 1402 01:02:46,663 --> 01:02:50,432 and this is a little bit scary for me, 1403 01:02:50,467 --> 01:02:51,900 but... 1404 01:02:51,935 --> 01:02:53,369 I'm proud of the column 1405 01:02:53,403 --> 01:02:55,838 and I'm really honored that I get to write it. 1406 01:02:55,872 --> 01:03:00,309 And I know that you're not all here just to see me. 1407 01:03:00,343 --> 01:03:03,379 There's somebody else you would like to meet. 1408 01:03:03,413 --> 01:03:04,813 So... 1409 01:03:04,848 --> 01:03:07,483 Here I am, "bench." 1410 01:03:08,652 --> 01:03:11,687 Time to show your face. 1411 01:03:29,673 --> 01:03:30,939 But Brendan did! 1412 01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:32,408 Wasn't that sweet? 1413 01:03:32,442 --> 01:03:33,475 Brendan? 1414 01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:35,210 Yeah, where'd he go? 1415 01:03:35,245 --> 01:03:36,545 Wait. He was here? 1416 01:03:36,579 --> 01:03:37,713 Didn't you see him? 1417 01:03:37,747 --> 01:03:39,782 No. How would he even know about this? 1418 01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:40,916 Maybe he heard us 1419 01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:43,352 talking about it last night. 1420 01:03:43,386 --> 01:03:44,620 Maybe. 1421 01:03:46,790 --> 01:03:48,324 ...the real "coach." 1422 01:03:48,358 --> 01:03:49,825 Please, say hello 1423 01:03:49,859 --> 01:03:51,727 to Avery Parker! 1424 01:03:53,963 --> 01:03:55,464 Hi. 1425 01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:57,366 What are you watching? 1426 01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:58,701 Uh, "consult the coach." 1427 01:03:58,735 --> 01:04:00,636 They revealed her identity today. 1428 01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:02,338 Oh, right. Was it even a woman? 1429 01:04:02,372 --> 01:04:05,407 Yeah. Her name is Avery Parker. 1430 01:04:05,442 --> 01:04:06,775 Why does that name sound familiar? 1431 01:04:06,810 --> 01:04:08,277 Oh! Did she and "bench the coach" 1432 01:04:08,311 --> 01:04:09,712 have their epic smackdown? 1433 01:04:09,746 --> 01:04:11,714 He didn't show. 1434 01:04:11,748 --> 01:04:14,650 What's the problem? 1435 01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:18,354 Avery Parker is Brendan's new girlfriend. 1436 01:04:18,388 --> 01:04:20,756 I don't get it. 1437 01:04:22,292 --> 01:04:24,560 Neither do I. 1438 01:04:25,729 --> 01:04:26,829 I am glad 1439 01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:27,930 people know who you are now. 1440 01:04:27,964 --> 01:04:30,632 Your columns have become very special. 1441 01:04:30,667 --> 01:04:32,501 I think there's a reason for that. 1442 01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:33,669 Besides my mentoring? 1443 01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:35,537 No, in addition to your mentoring. 1444 01:04:35,572 --> 01:04:36,805 Writing this column 1445 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,507 has actually been really good for me. 1446 01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:40,476 I'm starting to believe in love again. 1447 01:04:40,510 --> 01:04:42,945 And I met a guy. 1448 01:04:42,979 --> 01:04:45,514 He's honest and he's kind, 1449 01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:48,917 and charming, and I trust him. 1450 01:04:48,952 --> 01:04:50,652 That's a huge step for me. 1451 01:04:50,687 --> 01:04:52,921 First step to genuine happiness. 1452 01:04:52,956 --> 01:04:56,792 I'm glad you found someone that you can count on. 1453 01:04:56,826 --> 01:04:58,660 I mean, what are the chances? 1454 01:04:58,695 --> 01:04:59,695 Well, what did you say to her? 1455 01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:01,430 Nothing. I left. 1456 01:05:01,464 --> 01:05:03,599 So, wait... She doesn't know? 1457 01:05:03,633 --> 01:05:04,833 No, not yet. 1458 01:05:04,868 --> 01:05:06,435 No, Brendan. Brendan. You have to tell her. 1459 01:05:06,469 --> 01:05:07,936 And say what? 1460 01:05:07,971 --> 01:05:09,671 This is a disaster. 1461 01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:12,708 It's Avery. 1462 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:14,376 Talk to her. 1463 01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:19,381 Avery. Hi. 1464 01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:21,750 Mom and Hannah said you were here today, at the paper. 1465 01:05:21,785 --> 01:05:23,452 I'm sorry I couldn't stay. 1466 01:05:23,486 --> 01:05:24,920 We had an emergency. 1467 01:05:24,954 --> 01:05:29,057 A, uh, German Shepherd with a fractured femur. 1468 01:05:30,827 --> 01:05:32,528 Is everything okay? 1469 01:05:32,562 --> 01:05:34,296 Sure. 1470 01:05:34,330 --> 01:05:36,064 You sound funny. 1471 01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:38,333 It was a tricky procedure. 1472 01:05:39,803 --> 01:05:41,570 Well, I was thinking 1473 01:05:41,604 --> 01:05:43,872 of going to El adobe to celebrate my big reveal, 1474 01:05:43,907 --> 01:05:46,008 and I thought it would be nice if you could join me. 1475 01:05:46,042 --> 01:05:48,043 That's a good idea. 1476 01:05:48,077 --> 01:05:49,912 It'll give us a chance to talk. 1477 01:05:51,714 --> 01:05:53,048 7:30? 1478 01:05:53,082 --> 01:05:54,616 See you then. 1479 01:05:54,651 --> 01:05:56,718 Great. 1480 01:06:02,358 --> 01:06:03,992 You have to tell her. 1481 01:06:04,027 --> 01:06:05,594 I will. 1482 01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:07,796 I just have to figure out how. 1483 01:06:12,902 --> 01:06:14,736 Excuse me. 1484 01:06:14,771 --> 01:06:15,804 Um... 1485 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,340 Are you Avery Parker? 1486 01:06:18,374 --> 01:06:19,641 That's right. 1487 01:06:19,676 --> 01:06:21,109 I tried to call, 1488 01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:23,545 but I couldn't get through. 1489 01:06:23,580 --> 01:06:25,948 I-I'm sorry. Do I know you? 1490 01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:28,450 I read your column. 1491 01:06:28,518 --> 01:06:31,620 And you do know me, I mean, sort of. 1492 01:06:31,654 --> 01:06:33,489 I wrote to you a while ago. 1493 01:06:33,523 --> 01:06:35,023 "Should I move on?" 1494 01:06:36,793 --> 01:06:37,926 Oh, right! 1495 01:06:37,961 --> 01:06:39,995 Yeah, I was writing to you about my boyfriend. 1496 01:06:40,029 --> 01:06:42,164 His name is Brendan bains. 1497 01:06:43,533 --> 01:06:46,768 You told me that I should move on 1498 01:06:46,803 --> 01:06:48,737 and now he's your boyfriend. 1499 01:06:56,913 --> 01:06:59,114 I-I don't know what to say right now. 1500 01:06:59,148 --> 01:07:02,017 I'm sorry for just showing up like this. 1501 01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:05,854 I'm just really confused. 1502 01:07:06,956 --> 01:07:10,492 I thought you should know. 1503 01:07:10,527 --> 01:07:11,760 What do you mean? 1504 01:07:11,794 --> 01:07:14,429 Brendan is "bench the coach." 1505 01:07:22,505 --> 01:07:23,772 Goodnight. 1506 01:07:23,806 --> 01:07:25,507 Goodnight, Esther. 1507 01:07:25,542 --> 01:07:28,010 Oh! Hi. 1508 01:07:30,580 --> 01:07:31,980 I thought we were gonna meet 1509 01:07:32,015 --> 01:07:33,115 at the restaurant. 1510 01:07:34,751 --> 01:07:36,818 Is it true? 1511 01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:40,055 Are you "bench the coach"? 1512 01:07:43,159 --> 01:07:44,126 Avery... 1513 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,028 Just tell me. 1514 01:07:50,567 --> 01:07:52,601 Yeah. 1515 01:07:52,635 --> 01:07:54,169 I'm "bench the coach." 1516 01:07:55,204 --> 01:07:56,505 I mean... 1517 01:07:56,539 --> 01:07:58,073 I was. 1518 01:07:58,107 --> 01:07:59,708 And I was gonna tell you... 1519 01:07:59,742 --> 01:08:01,810 I have been wrong about men before, 1520 01:08:01,844 --> 01:08:04,079 but I have never been this wrong. 1521 01:08:04,113 --> 01:08:05,514 Avery, wait. 1522 01:08:05,548 --> 01:08:06,548 All of those things that you said... 1523 01:08:09,218 --> 01:08:10,218 What can I do? 1524 01:08:14,991 --> 01:08:16,558 Forget we met. 1525 01:08:27,003 --> 01:08:28,470 We like to give flowers 1526 01:08:28,504 --> 01:08:29,504 on Valentine's day. 1527 01:08:29,539 --> 01:08:34,109 Flowers are so beautiful and festive. 1528 01:08:34,143 --> 01:08:36,211 They're the perfect metaphor for Valentine's day. 1529 01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:38,914 However beautiful the day may be, 1530 01:08:38,948 --> 01:08:40,983 it doesn't last. 1531 01:08:41,017 --> 01:08:42,117 Sooner or later, 1532 01:08:42,151 --> 01:08:44,686 that good feeling you had on February 14th 1533 01:08:44,721 --> 01:08:47,956 withers and dies, 1534 01:08:47,991 --> 01:08:49,791 just like the flowers. 1535 01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:51,720 Happy Valentine's day. 1536 01:09:51,754 --> 01:09:53,288 Yeah, you too. 1537 01:10:02,899 --> 01:10:04,199 Happy Valentine's day. 1538 01:10:04,233 --> 01:10:07,102 Pretty unhappy, if you ask me. 1539 01:10:08,671 --> 01:10:10,038 How's Brendan? 1540 01:10:10,073 --> 01:10:12,107 Not so good. 1541 01:10:12,141 --> 01:10:14,076 He and Avery split up. 1542 01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:17,312 Yeah, she's not doing so good either, 1543 01:10:17,346 --> 01:10:19,047 judging by her column. 1544 01:10:20,383 --> 01:10:22,184 Relationships are impossible. 1545 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:24,219 Why do we all keep trying? 1546 01:10:26,989 --> 01:10:28,857 I went to see Avery. 1547 01:10:29,992 --> 01:10:32,861 I told her that Brendan was "bench the coach." 1548 01:10:32,895 --> 01:10:34,229 You did what? 1549 01:10:34,263 --> 01:10:35,831 I thought that she should know. 1550 01:10:42,205 --> 01:10:44,406 Maybe I made a mistake. 1551 01:10:47,877 --> 01:10:49,978 I was just jealous. 1552 01:10:50,012 --> 01:10:53,281 And he's not even the right one for me. 1553 01:10:54,650 --> 01:10:57,219 How do you know when someone's the right one? 1554 01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:01,757 They meet you halfway. 1555 01:11:23,813 --> 01:11:26,248 Happy Valentine's day. 1556 01:11:45,468 --> 01:11:47,569 Dad, what are you doing here? 1557 01:11:47,603 --> 01:11:48,837 Well, I was in the neighborhood, 1558 01:11:48,871 --> 01:11:50,405 about to get a cup of coffee, 1559 01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:53,542 and then I remembered that you own a coffeemaker, 1560 01:11:53,576 --> 01:11:55,877 so I thought I'd drop over and get a fresh-brewed cup. 1561 01:11:55,912 --> 01:11:57,979 Any of that true? 1562 01:11:59,882 --> 01:12:02,484 Your mom told me about you and Brendan. 1563 01:12:02,518 --> 01:12:03,652 Do we have to talk about it? 1564 01:12:04,754 --> 01:12:06,788 I only met him once, but I really liked him. 1565 01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:09,825 Yeah, well, the man you met wasn't the real Brendan. 1566 01:12:09,859 --> 01:12:11,026 And "bench the coach" is? 1567 01:12:11,060 --> 01:12:13,562 The problem is, I have no idea who he is. 1568 01:12:13,596 --> 01:12:16,431 Maybe you're just scared, and this is an excuse. 1569 01:12:17,533 --> 01:12:18,834 All I know is, 1570 01:12:18,868 --> 01:12:21,770 the guy I met couldn't take his eyes off you, 1571 01:12:21,804 --> 01:12:23,538 laughed at all your jokes. 1572 01:12:23,573 --> 01:12:25,574 That was a guy in love. 1573 01:12:28,945 --> 01:12:32,280 Listen, nice try, dad, but... 1574 01:12:32,315 --> 01:12:35,383 I don't think Valentine's day is ever gonna be my day. 1575 01:12:36,686 --> 01:12:37,752 I'm sorry to hear that, 1576 01:12:37,787 --> 01:12:39,454 but give the rest of us a break, 1577 01:12:39,488 --> 01:12:42,090 'cause today's column was a real downer. 1578 01:12:43,626 --> 01:12:45,594 You read my column? 1579 01:12:45,628 --> 01:12:47,662 I especially liked it lately. 1580 01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:50,599 So sweet and so hopeful. 1581 01:12:50,633 --> 01:12:53,335 It appealed to the romantic in me. 1582 01:12:54,670 --> 01:12:57,639 That means a lot to me. 1583 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:02,043 Don't let go of the joy you found. 1584 01:13:04,981 --> 01:13:06,948 I said my piece. 1585 01:13:06,983 --> 01:13:08,783 I better get back to work. 1586 01:13:12,955 --> 01:13:14,322 Thanks, daddy. 1587 01:13:16,792 --> 01:13:18,860 Think about what I said. 1588 01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:33,875 You know what, busby? 1589 01:13:35,044 --> 01:13:38,413 It's time the "coach" started thinking about the team. 1590 01:14:22,758 --> 01:14:24,192 Thank you. 1591 01:14:27,029 --> 01:14:28,830 Hi. 1592 01:14:28,864 --> 01:14:31,933 Thank you, uh, for meeting with me. 1593 01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:34,536 Oh, of course, of course. 1594 01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:41,910 I feel badly about what happened before. 1595 01:14:41,944 --> 01:14:43,945 I should have never told you about Brendan. 1596 01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:45,647 No, it's okay, I'm glad you did. 1597 01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:47,215 No. It's not. 1598 01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:50,852 He was gonna tell you himself. 1599 01:14:50,886 --> 01:14:54,089 Honestly, who told me doesn't matter. 1600 01:14:55,091 --> 01:14:58,193 He just didn't know how. 1601 01:14:58,227 --> 01:15:01,696 He was afraid he was gonna lose you. 1602 01:15:01,731 --> 01:15:03,598 Well... 1603 01:15:05,901 --> 01:15:08,903 Relationships are complicated. 1604 01:15:08,938 --> 01:15:10,839 I learned that from you, reading your column. 1605 01:15:10,873 --> 01:15:13,041 They're not usually this complicated. 1606 01:15:14,243 --> 01:15:16,644 In the last few weeks, you really opened up. 1607 01:15:16,679 --> 01:15:18,513 You gave the rest of us hope. 1608 01:15:18,547 --> 01:15:20,982 Oh, that's what makes this all so hard. 1609 01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:23,084 The man I thought I was falling for 1610 01:15:23,119 --> 01:15:25,754 is the same man who was calling me a fool. 1611 01:15:27,123 --> 01:15:29,224 What's your heart telling you? 1612 01:15:32,495 --> 01:15:34,996 I don't know. 1613 01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:37,799 You care for each other. 1614 01:15:37,833 --> 01:15:39,901 That hardly ever happens. 1615 01:15:41,070 --> 01:15:44,672 No, that happens all the time. 1616 01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:47,108 The problem is, it hardly ever lasts. 1617 01:15:52,048 --> 01:15:53,948 I wish "bench" never existed. 1618 01:15:53,983 --> 01:15:55,784 He just needs a better editor. 1619 01:15:55,818 --> 01:15:57,218 You have to let her know how you feel. 1620 01:15:57,286 --> 01:15:59,154 I called, e-mailed. No response. 1621 01:15:59,188 --> 01:16:01,656 Yeah, I know the feeling. 1622 01:16:01,690 --> 01:16:02,757 I don't know how to get through to pru. 1623 01:16:02,792 --> 01:16:03,925 Did you ask her out? 1624 01:16:03,959 --> 01:16:06,227 Uh, not in so many words. 1625 01:16:06,262 --> 01:16:08,630 I could barely get past hello. 1626 01:16:08,664 --> 01:16:09,964 I'd rather just hang onto the fantasy 1627 01:16:09,999 --> 01:16:11,566 than risk rejection. 1628 01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,101 You gotta get out of your own way. 1629 01:16:13,135 --> 01:16:15,136 How do I do that? 1630 01:16:16,272 --> 01:16:19,240 Just let her know she's worth the risk. 1631 01:16:31,620 --> 01:16:35,156 My apologies for yesterday's column. 1632 01:16:35,191 --> 01:16:38,660 I forget how much love I have in my life. 1633 01:16:39,762 --> 01:16:42,797 My friends, my family, my dog, busby. 1634 01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:47,669 These are my valentines, today and every day. 1635 01:16:47,703 --> 01:16:50,205 If you have that kind of love... 1636 01:16:50,239 --> 01:16:52,540 Celebrate it. 1637 01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:03,585 Mom? 1638 01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:05,987 This is so cool. Thanks, aunt Avery. 1639 01:17:06,021 --> 01:17:08,857 Almond bars? I love these! 1640 01:17:08,891 --> 01:17:10,792 And dad... 1641 01:17:10,826 --> 01:17:12,293 This is for you. 1642 01:17:12,328 --> 01:17:13,695 Add it to the collection. 1643 01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:17,265 You say you're proud to be my daughter? 1644 01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:19,134 Well, I couldn't be prouder of you. 1645 01:17:19,168 --> 01:17:22,337 We'd better go, we have dinner reservations. 1646 01:17:23,372 --> 01:17:24,906 Honey, you look... wow. 1647 01:17:24,940 --> 01:17:27,008 Where are you guys going? 1648 01:17:27,042 --> 01:17:28,576 He won't tell me. 1649 01:17:28,611 --> 01:17:30,645 Somewhere fancy we can't afford. 1650 01:17:31,914 --> 01:17:32,881 Bye. 1651 01:17:32,915 --> 01:17:34,215 You look "wow" too. 1652 01:17:35,217 --> 01:17:38,686 Wanna hear about my date with Josie? 1653 01:17:38,721 --> 01:17:39,754 Yes, I do! 1654 01:17:39,788 --> 01:17:41,823 I gave her the card, she gave me one, too. 1655 01:17:42,892 --> 01:17:45,994 She gave one to all the kids in the class, 1656 01:17:46,028 --> 01:17:49,130 but she drew a little heart in mine. 1657 01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:52,333 Oh, wow. That's such a pretty heart. 1658 01:17:52,368 --> 01:17:54,269 I think she likes you. 1659 01:17:54,303 --> 01:17:56,271 Her mom took us out for ice cream. 1660 01:17:56,305 --> 01:17:59,174 I had chocolate chip, she had strawberry. 1661 01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:00,808 At the end of the date, 1662 01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:03,244 she said "happy Valentine's day," 1663 01:18:03,279 --> 01:18:05,647 and then she kissed me on the cheek. 1664 01:18:07,349 --> 01:18:10,952 That sounds like a really great date. 1665 01:18:10,986 --> 01:18:13,755 I hope that dress means you have a date? 1666 01:18:15,724 --> 01:18:18,193 I wore this for me. 1667 01:18:36,779 --> 01:18:38,880 Happy Valentine's day. 1668 01:18:40,182 --> 01:18:41,883 Same to you. 1669 01:18:41,917 --> 01:18:44,352 I have trouble expressing myself, 1670 01:18:44,386 --> 01:18:45,887 or at least where you're concerned. 1671 01:18:45,921 --> 01:18:47,956 I didn't want to give myself any outs, 1672 01:18:47,990 --> 01:18:50,892 so I came with a lot of visuals 1673 01:18:50,926 --> 01:18:53,127 that are pretty hard to mistake. 1674 01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:56,231 I think I get the gist. 1675 01:18:57,299 --> 01:18:59,834 So... no pressure, 1676 01:18:59,868 --> 01:19:03,037 but I wonder if... 1677 01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:05,306 You would like to go to dinner? 1678 01:19:16,218 --> 01:19:17,919 Don't you dare break my heart. 1679 01:19:19,288 --> 01:19:20,722 I would never do that. 1680 01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:22,223 You say that now. 1681 01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:23,958 I'll say it every single day, 1682 01:19:23,993 --> 01:19:25,994 if you'll let me. 1683 01:19:27,429 --> 01:19:28,863 I don't want to spook you. 1684 01:19:28,897 --> 01:19:31,132 Was that... Was that too much? 1685 01:19:32,201 --> 01:19:34,435 Maybe, for a first date. 1686 01:19:34,470 --> 01:19:35,703 Okay. 1687 01:19:35,738 --> 01:19:38,006 I can definitely tone it down. 1688 01:19:39,375 --> 01:19:41,276 You might want to lose the bear. 1689 01:19:59,094 --> 01:20:00,194 All in all, 1690 01:20:00,229 --> 01:20:03,197 it's been a pretty good Valentine's day. 1691 01:20:04,199 --> 01:20:06,534 The thing about love is... 1692 01:20:18,213 --> 01:20:19,947 Dear miss Parker, 1693 01:20:19,982 --> 01:20:21,215 I want to apologize 1694 01:20:21,283 --> 01:20:23,851 for anything I ever did that might have hurt you. 1695 01:20:23,886 --> 01:20:26,120 The truth is, I'm your biggest fan. 1696 01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:29,023 You would make me the happiest man in the world 1697 01:20:29,058 --> 01:20:31,259 if you would give me a second chance. 1698 01:20:31,293 --> 01:20:32,327 Shh! Quiet, busby! 1699 01:20:33,896 --> 01:20:36,030 Please tell busby I come in peace. 1700 01:20:47,576 --> 01:20:49,377 You look beautiful. 1701 01:20:53,382 --> 01:20:56,150 This is hard to do without using my thumbs... 1702 01:20:57,519 --> 01:20:58,886 Well, I think 1703 01:20:58,921 --> 01:21:02,824 you and I do better in person than we do in print. 1704 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:17,839 I've never cared for Valentine's day, 1705 01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:19,507 but, somehow, it brought you and me together, 1706 01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:21,275 and now it's my favorite day of the year. 1707 01:21:23,545 --> 01:21:25,880 I said some things I regret, 1708 01:21:25,914 --> 01:21:29,217 but what I regret most is what didn't say... 1709 01:21:29,251 --> 01:21:31,319 That you... 1710 01:21:31,353 --> 01:21:34,856 Are the most wonderful person I've ever met. 1711 01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:39,594 You're doing really well. 1712 01:21:39,628 --> 01:21:41,195 Go on. 1713 01:21:45,868 --> 01:21:48,202 Avery Parker... 1714 01:21:50,005 --> 01:21:52,340 Will you do me the honor 1715 01:21:52,374 --> 01:21:55,042 of being my Valentine? 1716 01:21:56,879 --> 01:21:58,379 Yes. 1717 01:22:13,228 --> 01:22:17,365 ♪ Los dias me pasan como El viento ♪ 1718 01:22:17,399 --> 01:22:21,235 ♪ LA gente me dice que ya es tiempo ♪ 1719 01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:25,173 ♪ que encuentre mi media naranja ♪ 1720 01:22:25,207 --> 01:22:29,343 ♪ pero solo encontre mi medio limon ♪ 1721 01:22:29,378 --> 01:22:32,280 ♪ yo se que El esta en mi futuro... ♪ 1722 01:22:32,314 --> 01:22:34,582 With a full and grateful heart, 1723 01:22:34,616 --> 01:22:37,585 I wish each and every one of you 1724 01:22:37,619 --> 01:22:42,256 a Valentine's day as magical as mine. 1725 01:22:45,494 --> 01:22:47,328 ♪ ...seras tu, seras tu ♪ 1726 01:22:47,362 --> 01:22:52,533 ♪ El hombre de mi vida ♪ 1727 01:22:52,568 --> 01:22:55,603 ♪ yo lo creo yo lo siento... ♪ 118956

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