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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:31,880 Handsome 2 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:33,960 Handsome, of course. 3 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:35,160 Obviously. 4 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:37,440 - Blond. - Rich. 5 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,640 Single. 6 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:39,880 Young. 7 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,600 A good kisser. 8 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,280 - But a virgin. - Yes, pure. 9 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,720 With soft skin, white teeth. 10 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:50,240 Polite. 11 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:51,760 Brave. 12 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:56,880 - Loving his work. - But not obsessed by it. 13 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:00,120 - Spending time with her. - Yes, altruistic. 14 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:02,640 Faithful. 15 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:05,840 Tender. 16 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,280 A good horseback rider. 17 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,160 And a good dancer. 18 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:12,560 Yes, athletic. 19 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:13,720 Intelligent. 20 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:16,880 An intelligent athlete? 21 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,600 I mean as a quality, "intelligent." 22 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:22,240 Why not. 23 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:25,840 Intelligent athlete? 24 00:01:56,160 --> 00:02:00,680 SOMEDAY, MY PRINCE 25 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,120 All right. 26 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:09,520 Dear fairies, the situation is serious. 27 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,680 In 5 days, Sleeping Beauty will have slept 100 years 28 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,680 and no prince charming has come to kiss her. 29 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,000 All of you were at her christening. 30 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:23,400 As Godmothers of this poor child, you know the curse. 31 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:27,120 If no prince comes to wake her, she'll vanish. 32 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:28,840 And so will we. 33 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,360 Godmother, let's wait a little more. 34 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,920 The time isn't up, someone will come. 35 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,240 Really? 36 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:39,000 Where from? Do you know many prince charmings around here? 37 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:45,280 There is! 38 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:49,000 There is one... what's his name? Snow White's prince! 39 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,800 He's Snow White's. 40 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,520 Can't he kiss Beauty to wake her 41 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,280 and go back to Snow White? 42 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:58,360 Don't talk nonsense. She needs her own prince. 43 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,120 If we don't act know, she'll vanish. 44 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:05,280 I'm letting 2 of you go out into the world for the 1st time. 45 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,840 Blondine, Melusine, find a prince in Paris, city of love. 46 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:14,080 Why them? 47 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,120 They speak French. It can be helpful. 48 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,000 - I speak French too. - Poorly, Rose Petal. 49 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,840 Let's keep it simple. 50 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:24,440 Paris, the city of love! 51 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:25,720 Paris! Awesome. 52 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,880 Are you sure, Godmother? 53 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,880 It's risky, I know, but I see no other solution. 54 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,120 It's incredible! 55 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,720 Paris, Notre-Dame, Sacré-Coeur, 56 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:38,840 Moulin Rouge! 57 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:39,840 Nevertheless, 58 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,280 I've heard it's very dangerous! 59 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:43,560 Nonsense! 60 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:47,080 Paris is the most romantic city in the world! 61 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:51,120 I advise you to be as discreet as possible there, 62 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,680 while using your powers. 63 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:57,280 Don't transform people at the least offense. Is that clear? 64 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,360 - Crystal clear. - But... 65 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,160 we know no one there. 66 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,280 Do not worry. 67 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:08,360 We have correspondents all over the world. In Paris, it's... 68 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,560 - Puck. - That's it, Puck. 69 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,120 - He'll help you out. - Handsome? 70 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,560 Yes, but that's not the point. 71 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:24,000 I'm not sending you there to fool around. 72 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:28,400 If you lose your virginity, you lose your immortality. 73 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:32,080 Focus on your mission. Five days is short. 74 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:35,280 Beauty can rest easily, we'll find her prince. 75 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:36,680 Lucky you! 76 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:39,520 Will you bring back some perfume? 77 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,800 They won't have time for shopping. 78 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,440 A change of scenery? 79 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,840 My nieces are from out of town. It's a real shock to them. 80 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,880 - How do you open the windows? - The magic button on the side. 81 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:19,280 Don't get carried away. It's not a toy. 82 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:27,840 Look. 83 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:29,840 Here's two. 84 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,240 - And on the other side, look. - Yes! 85 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,280 - He'd be a match. - Sure. 86 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,400 And that one. 87 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:41,160 - It's going to be so easy! - I live a block away. 88 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,960 We're near the Champs-Élysées? 89 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,320 - What floor are you on? - The fifth. 90 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,160 - Without an elevator? - No elevator. 91 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:13,320 I'll put one in right away. 92 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:15,720 Put that away! 93 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,720 - Good evening, Mr. Puck. - Hello, Mrs. Desrivière. 94 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:21,480 - Here are my nieces. - Hello, ma'am. 95 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,960 - I didn't know you had nieces. - I do. 96 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:26,000 They're very pretty. 97 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,440 Have a good evening, Mr. Puck. 98 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:31,440 Goodbye, Mrs. Desrivière. 99 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:33,760 This isn't first class. 100 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,840 Come in, please. 101 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:46,200 Careful! I just varnished the parquet floor. 102 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,560 You'll feel at home here. 103 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,160 Please, come in. 104 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:51,400 THE ENCHANTED FOREST 105 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,000 This is from home. 106 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,680 I can't wait to go home! 107 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:01,880 2 years to go. 108 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,280 Why? Don't you like it here? 109 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:07,280 Oh... it's so different. You'll see. 110 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,000 It's kind of you to have us. 111 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,600 Titania told me all about Beauty! 112 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:16,200 She asked me for a prince, but I can't be everywhere. 113 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:17,760 Being a storyteller 114 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,600 and having to catch kids' attention isn't easy. 115 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,480 They have to keep believing in fairy tales. 116 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:26,000 Not easy, with all those video games! 117 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:27,560 You don't own a TV? 118 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,840 What for? I don't have a moment to myself, 119 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,880 between my work and my hobby. 120 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,480 Let me show you my elf cabinet. 121 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,440 Elves, now? 122 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:52,000 It may not seem like much, but this amounts to hours of work. 123 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,840 It's beautiful! Look at the 7 dwarves. 124 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,880 Yes, it's truly... splendid. 125 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,600 But it's fragile. 126 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:02,160 Let me show you your room. 127 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:06,040 You each have your linen, so everyone's happy. 128 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,480 I'll go check on the soup. 129 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:15,880 Does he think we're dwarves? Have you seen the size of the towels? 130 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,640 Stop it. It's sweet, he even embroidered our initials. 131 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:22,640 And only 2 hours away from the Champs-Élysées! 132 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:25,320 Who cares? At least we're in Paris. 133 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:27,600 - Girls, it's ready! - Coming! 134 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:30,320 Stop sulking. Come on! 135 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,720 I think we have everything. The Smurf left? 136 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:52,920 I guess. 137 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,200 - He left us money. - Which metro 138 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,320 to go shopping? - We'll deal with that later. 139 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:00,600 First: the prince. 140 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,360 Don't worry. Yesterday, they were everywhere. 141 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:06,000 - It'll take 5 minutes. - Blondine... 142 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:07,880 Wait up! 143 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:14,800 See. 144 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,360 - We have to go! - Coming. 145 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,600 Look, mom, fairies are leaving Puck's place. 146 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,320 - Hello, fairies. - Hello. 147 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,560 Take your bag, honey. Goodbye, fairies. 148 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,600 Let's go. 149 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,200 She looks like she's homeless! 150 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,440 Who cares? It's men we need to deal with. 151 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,760 I love those dresses. 152 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,640 That one is only wearing half her clothes. 153 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,880 Man, this is wild! 154 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,800 I swear to God, look at those chicks! 155 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,240 Hey miss, looking good. How about chatting? 156 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,520 - What are they saying? - Never mind. 157 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:20,000 Calm down. Pardon us, we're looking for the Champs-Élysées. 158 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,480 What's with the lame accent? 159 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,640 My accent? You think you're speaking normally? 160 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:34,520 Is this a joke? Looking for trouble, Céline Dion? 161 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,480 No joke. Go back to your Titanic. 162 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,200 Do you wish to frighten me? 163 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,200 Why am I speaking so? 164 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,160 Quiet down, the rest of you. 165 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:51,160 - They got it. Have a nice day. - Have a nice day, ma'am. 166 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,320 "Have a nice day"! What's with him? 167 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,600 - It wasn't my doing! - This sucks. 168 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,440 They were crazy. Chill, bro. 169 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,440 What is that, my dear friend? 170 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,360 It's like he's in Molière, man! 171 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,240 Intelligent, yes. 172 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,160 Athletic? 173 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:12,640 - And... are you rich? - What's it to you? 174 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:14,880 Well! 175 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,600 - I'm sorry, sir. - No. 176 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,200 What? He's blond. 177 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:25,160 But I think he dyed his hair. 178 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,360 He's gone, now. 179 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,360 Now he's really blond! 180 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:33,760 Excuse us, sir. 181 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,160 - Yes? - Hello. 182 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,880 We have a small problem. 183 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:40,960 We're looking for a man who might wake Sleeping Beauty, 184 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,160 and no one wants to participate. 185 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:46,080 Wake Sleeping Beauty? I'd love to. 186 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,040 Really? How kind. 187 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:51,320 We just have a couple of questions to see if you match. 188 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:54,320 - Go ahead. - Handsome and blond, yes. 189 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,160 - Are you single? - Yes. 190 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,600 - Rich? - Oh, yes. 191 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,360 - A virgin? - Of course. 192 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,520 - Brave? - I think so. 193 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:08,600 - Can you ride a horse? - No. Is it important? 194 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,480 - Yes. - What a shame. 195 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:14,240 I wish I could help you out. Go see in the metro. 196 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,960 It's full of prince charmings. 197 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,320 Really? 198 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,680 - Thank you! - You're welcome. 199 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,240 I don't know where he saw any princes down here. 200 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:32,640 Was he messing with us? 201 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:36,360 When we say we're fairies looking for a prince, 202 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:39,200 it doesn't work at all. People laugh at us. 203 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,800 What should we say? 204 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,480 First, change styles. They think we're nuts. 205 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,320 We'll blend in better. 206 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,360 - Do you suggest we go shopping? - Yes. 207 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,160 Thank you. 208 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,360 It's really gross. 209 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:02,880 I like it. 210 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:07,920 All right, but hurry up. We're not here to go shopping. 211 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,840 Don't worry. We're just dressing up as Parisians. 212 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:14,880 Come on. 213 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,800 Can you smell that? 214 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,160 It's your breath! 215 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,400 Is it because of what you drank? 216 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,240 I don't know. I feel totally relaxed. 217 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,360 That looks good. 218 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,840 Puck's money won't do. 219 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,200 We can't! 220 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,080 Should we rob a bank? 221 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,560 Do you think we have enough? 222 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,240 - Aren't your jeans too tight? - No. 223 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,920 I love it. 224 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,920 - I can't even bend my knees. - Walk without bending. 225 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:04,560 - Or take some with holes in them. - They can't sell torn clothes! 226 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,840 If I can be of any help, let me know. 227 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,120 What's this? It's wild! 228 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,520 An album by... 229 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,480 No, what you're holding. 230 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,480 The remote? 231 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,760 Do you sell them? 232 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,360 No, we only sell clothes here. 233 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:25,280 - Can you ride a horse? - Yes. Why? 234 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,600 Someone, finally! I'd been waiting. 235 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,200 What's this? 236 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,640 This embroidery? 237 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,040 So marvelous! 238 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,720 Is it silk? 239 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,120 This hair... 240 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,320 What's going on? 241 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,800 Why isn't he kissing me? 242 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,720 Oh my God! I've become ugly. I must have aged horribly. 243 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,480 I must be all wrinkled. 244 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,680 If only I could see myself! 245 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:31,120 A mirror! A mirror! No one has a mirror? 246 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,640 Girls! May I? 247 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,360 Hi Puck, what's up? 248 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:48,520 What's this? 249 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,000 Emily Loizeau. Never heard of her? 250 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,840 I'm the bearded woman Come on my block, it's carnival 251 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:58,720 The bearded woman! Do you want me in your capital? 252 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,120 Watch out! 253 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,360 - Have you found the prince? - Yes. 254 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:08,840 The TV! 255 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,920 What TV? What TV? 256 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,240 That's it! Come in. 257 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,000 - Jean-Jacques Puck? - Yes. 258 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,320 - Sign here. - But... 259 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,120 I didn't agree on a TV. 260 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,480 Don't touch anything here! 261 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,320 - And I trusted them! - Move out of the way! 262 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,560 Is there a remote? 263 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,160 It's magic! See that? 264 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,960 The Crow? What's he doing here? 265 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,000 Can you hear me? 266 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:42,440 Er, yes. 267 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,040 Er... yes! 268 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,240 A man who likes men just won't do. 269 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,760 Try to be more careful next time. 270 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,920 A man who likes men? 271 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:58,920 Look! 272 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,000 The "Parc des princes"! 273 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,560 There's a park with princes? 274 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,360 We've been wasting our time in the streets, 275 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,200 there was a park all along! 276 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,920 Big Game at the Parc des Princes 277 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,480 It's the fairies who live next door. 278 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,040 What a baby! She believes in fairies. 279 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,480 - You don't? - No, they don't exist. 280 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,920 You'll see if I don't exist. 281 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,360 - Where's Kevin? - Can't you see him? 282 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:33,920 With his little pointed ears. Believe in me now, don't you? 283 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:38,000 Mom, Kevin disappeared! Mom! 284 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,600 Was he bothering you in any way? 285 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:41,760 Make up your mind. 286 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,960 Turn him back into a boy. 287 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,440 If we can't have any fun... 288 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,400 So mature, huh? 289 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:54,640 A fairy, scaring kids! I mean, really! 290 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,040 Mom! 291 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,280 You think it's here? 292 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,680 - The driver said so. - It doesn't look like a park. 293 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,840 PARC DES PRINCES 294 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,960 How do we get in? 295 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,680 It looks closed. 296 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,040 Look at the pictures! 297 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,680 - Are they the princes? - Probably. 298 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,680 Good-looking fellows! 299 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,720 - We have abundance of choice. - Hello, princes! 300 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,520 How does it work? Where do we find them? 301 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,440 Are they roaming free? 302 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,360 How many can we send? 303 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,680 As many as we like. 304 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,000 They have numbers, how practical. 305 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,400 Look at numbers 18, 20, 24... 306 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,120 Excuse me, sir. 307 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,200 - We'd like to see the princes. - The princes? 308 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,960 The princes in the park. 309 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,760 The players? 310 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:06,720 - Yes. Them. - You should come for a game. 311 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,120 When is that? 312 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,400 Next one is on... Saturday. 313 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,440 No! Saturday will be too late. 314 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:17,880 We need a prince for Sleeping Beauty by Friday. 315 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,040 Sleeping Beauty? 316 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,040 - Oh, the show! - I've seen it. 317 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,280 The fairies guided the prince to the chamber in the tower 318 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,200 where the princess lay. 319 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,440 The look on her face! 320 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,800 Hush! 321 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,480 And how she's dressed! 322 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,040 I'm suing. 323 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,120 The prince saw Beauty 324 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,560 and moved towards her to give her the softest kiss. 325 00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,960 What do you think? 326 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,520 He's perfect. 327 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,400 Excuse us, sorry. 328 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,080 Am I dreaming? 329 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,160 I bet it's for me. 330 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,960 They're messing with me! 331 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,320 Go take a hike. I'd rather be dead. 332 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,840 Lucky me. 333 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:42,880 Missed. 334 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:46,960 Missed again. 335 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,280 Missed. 336 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,080 Missed. Missed. 337 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,920 A bald guy, can you imagine? Just what we needed. 338 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,520 What a joke! Who do they think they are? 339 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,720 Those fairies changed Kevin. 340 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,240 Stop it now, darling. 341 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,320 It's that one. 342 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,480 Don't point at people. 343 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,960 Fairies don't really exist, like Santa Claus. 344 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,880 Santa Claus doesn't exist? 345 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,280 Sure, of course he does. 346 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:15,240 Not fairies. Not here. No fairies in the supermarket. 347 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,880 Sorry. You know what it's like. 348 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,280 Children have a wild imagination. 349 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,920 No, it's flattering to be mistaken for fairies. 350 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,720 You have a very sweet girl. 351 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,080 Are you staying with Puck? 352 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,280 Yes, we're his nieces, we're here for the week. 353 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,920 No, I already told you it was too expensive. 354 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,280 Wait. Take one, we have a bunch. 355 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,520 No, thank you. Keep your savings. 356 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,000 I'm not really in favor of candy. 357 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:57,360 We live in the middle of nowhere, in the countryside. 358 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,040 At least it's peaceful. 359 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,760 Very peaceful. Too peaceful: there are no young people. 360 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,320 Especially no young men. 361 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,560 We'd like to take the opportunity to meet people. 362 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,400 Don't we all? It's not so easy in Paris. 363 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,480 - Really? - Didn't we see your husband? 364 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:17,800 Guillaume? He's my brother. Aurore and I live with him. 365 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,960 I'm divorced and it's hard to find an apartment. 366 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:24,360 - Security deposits, agency fees... - She's still here? 367 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,560 It's been a month. You see more each day. 368 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,920 If not for my brother, it could be me. 369 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,480 - How about a drink? - We'd love to. 370 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,160 It's crazy! When did they do that? 371 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:39,360 The owners kept refusing to do any renovations, and now... 372 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,000 They're even installing an elevator. 373 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,440 An elevator? It's Christmas every day! 374 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,480 Look, darling. They repainted. 375 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,600 Sorry for the mess. 376 00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:01,200 Aurore, put away your dolls. Your uncle doesn't like a mess. 377 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,880 - Here. - Thanks, mom. 378 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,080 Do you draw? 379 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,640 Yes, thanks to this job, I hardly make a living. 380 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,960 - It's for children's books. - Little red riding hood! 381 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,680 I love fairy tales. 382 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,720 I named my daughter like Sleeping Beauty. 383 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,920 I hope she won't wait 100 years 384 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,320 for the right man to kiss her. 385 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,360 That's for sure. 386 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,120 I'll get something to drink. 387 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,760 Dad, I'm scared. 388 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:34,960 Mom's new friends turned Kevin into a pig. 389 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:37,240 He surely deserved it, honey. 390 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:41,080 And mom said fairies are make-believe, 391 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,760 like Santa Claus, they don't exist. 392 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,200 Of course they do. Everyone exists. 393 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:49,640 Fairies, Santa Claus, Mickey Mouse: everyone. 394 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,520 My publisher's throwing a party. 395 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:56,000 Artists and writers will be there. If you're interested... 396 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,840 - Definitely! - Is your brother coming? 397 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,560 He'll watch Aurore. He doesn't like parties. 398 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,120 Hi everyone. 399 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,400 - Sorry I didn't warn you. - Hey. 400 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,080 I invited our neighbors. 401 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,800 Sure, it's your home. 402 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,400 My brother, Guillaume. 403 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,160 Blondine and Melusine. 404 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,880 "Blondine and Melusine." How original. 405 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,120 I love it. It fits them well. 406 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,240 Nice to meet you. 407 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,600 Nice to meet you, Guillaume. 408 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,880 First time in Paris? A nice city, right? 409 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,640 I invited them tonight. 410 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,160 It's better than going on your own. 411 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:34,400 - I'll show you for dinner. - See you. 412 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,360 What did you cook? 413 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,320 He's perfect! 414 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,160 - Well... - What's wrong? 415 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,520 We don't have to rush and grab the first one we see. 416 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,520 You want to keep him for yourself. 417 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,160 "Nice to meet you, Guillaume." 418 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,400 Really! What are you implying? 419 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,240 It's just not him we need. 420 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,120 - Why not? He's free. - It's impossible. 421 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,840 Why? I don't understand. 422 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,040 - Because. - Because? 423 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,400 Because... 424 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,360 he can't have children. 425 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,720 So what? 426 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,280 So... 427 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,520 there's no end! 428 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:23,280 "They lived happily ever after and had many children." 429 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,800 - It won't work. - How do you know? 430 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,680 I heard the girl tell her dad over the phone. 431 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,720 "He's crying because he can't have any kids." 432 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,240 How sad. 433 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,680 Don't worry. We'll find one tonight. 434 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,240 I mean it's sad for him. 435 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,560 Well... that's life. 436 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,680 Plus, he prefers horses. 437 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,560 My brother's carriage. 438 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,960 What a beautiful dress. 439 00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:00,800 5 E and a night of sewing, let's hope it works. 440 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,960 If you look poor at a party, no one talks to you. 441 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,680 - Why not? - It might be contagious. 442 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,240 I'll type the address. 443 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,720 We have cellphones, but can't use them. 444 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:19,720 Can you show us? Puck is still raising pine cones. 445 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,120 No problem. 446 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,880 Are there a lot of men who like men, in Paris? 447 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:26,240 Homosexuals? 448 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,840 Like everywhere, I guess, no more, no less. 449 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,440 No. There aren't any back home. 450 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:36,040 There must be. But in small towns, they often hide it. 451 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,800 How does one know if they're home...se... 452 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,520 They don't look at you the same. 453 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,680 They're not staring at your cleavage. 454 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,840 Try to kiss him, so you'll know. 455 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,080 If he recoils screaming, he's homosexual. 456 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,720 "Virginie... 457 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,400 "with love, Bernard." 458 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,320 If you're looking for a best-seller, this isn't it. 459 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,120 We just told a story that touched people. 460 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,720 Sure, of course. 461 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,880 My favorite moment is when Jonathan... 462 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,560 We were a really hit on the beaches, in St-Tropez. 463 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,480 Half the people read it. 464 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,440 It was awesome! 465 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,560 Summer publications, aside from us... 466 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,240 Since it's a big book, it's good to have all summer. 467 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,320 Thanks. 468 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,840 Boycotting champagne? 469 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,720 It's not really my thing. 470 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,600 - Know anyone? - Not really. 471 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:49,760 Except... 472 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,960 my cousin, and a friend. Here she is. 473 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:56,400 Finally, a non-celebrity! I was dying to meet one. 474 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,000 Are you mocking me? 475 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,080 No, not at all. 476 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,480 - Are you ok? - I'm sorry. 477 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,960 - I'm so sorry. - It's all right. 478 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,760 - Come with me. - Thank you. 479 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,960 - What's your name? - Pauline. 480 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,640 - Stan. - How mysterious. 481 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,120 Thanks. 482 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,600 - It's going to be a movie? - Fox is buying the rights. 483 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,800 We're off to Hollywood tomorrow. 484 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,880 Enough about us. And you? 485 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,400 I'm a manager in an agency... 486 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,800 Excuse me! 487 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,600 - You got it all over me! - Be careful. 488 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,440 - I stumbled. - You could apologize at least. 489 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,680 - I interrupted you. - "Delivered" us, actually. 490 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,880 - Another drink? - Please. 491 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,680 So... 492 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,120 apparently, you're rich, smart, 493 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,960 and yet still single. - I guess... 494 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,120 anything can happen. 495 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,040 Cheers. 496 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,200 Cheers. 497 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,040 - Fidelity, to you is... - Paramount! 498 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,440 It's fundamental. Without trust... 499 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,120 You smoke? 500 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,200 - Hello, sir. - Hello, Georges. 501 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,120 Careful. 502 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:42,600 So... 503 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,760 - Is riding your passion? - It always has been! 504 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,320 We're vice champions in hurdling. 505 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,360 There's no merit: our parents own a ranch. 506 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,640 A ranch! 507 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,760 - Do you like to dance? - We love to dance. 508 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,560 - Yes! Tango, salsa... - Cha-cha-cha! 509 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,360 Is your skin soft? 510 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,040 Very soft. 511 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,400 - How about some coke? - Some what? 512 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,520 No thank you. 513 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,560 I want to try. Have some. It can't hurt you. 514 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:27,600 One last thing. 515 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,840 Kiss him. 516 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,280 Perfect. 517 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,480 - So you're not homosexual. - Not really, no. 518 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,720 We're looking for a prince for... 519 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:41,880 No, no, no. 520 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,320 No, no, no. No! 521 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,720 It's not for us. It's for Sleeping Beauty. 522 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,000 What? 523 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,680 Which one first? 524 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,720 What are you going to do with that? 525 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,200 Send you over there. 526 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:00,960 Give it back! 527 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,520 What the fuck is going on? 528 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,640 What assholes! 529 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,880 Did we make a mistake? 530 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,720 I don't think so. 531 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,640 I'd like to get my hands on more of that... 532 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,920 Come on, let's go. 533 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,440 Bye, froggies. 534 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,160 Hear that? They're following us! 535 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,440 What creeps! 536 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,240 We don't care about them. 537 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,600 I can't see them! 538 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,680 Where are they? Poor guys, I feel sorry for them! 539 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:44,600 - I don't. - Should I change them back? 540 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,400 They got it now. 541 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:50,960 Now they're sexy. 542 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,240 I'm not impressed, Blondine! 543 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,720 Do you want any? 544 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,320 You should be looking for princes 545 00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,920 instead of waving your wand! 546 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,480 Where are the princes? 547 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,000 Tell me where the princes are! 548 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:06,920 Where are the princes? 549 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,160 Oh my God! Bulls! 550 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,920 What do we do now? 551 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:16,440 What did Titania think? There'd be herds of prince charmings 552 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,760 in the city of love? "Your prince didn't show up? 553 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:23,480 "No problem. We'll send a fairy to find you one." Really! 554 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,040 Hey! The Eiffel Tower. 555 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,120 Blondine, will you stop? Blondine, listen to me. 556 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,880 - I'll turn it off. - You're not well. 557 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,680 - Make it sparkle. - Blondine, listen to me. 558 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,120 We won't make it. There are no princes. 559 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,640 Put it back, now. 560 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,280 Don't worry! 561 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:49,640 Look! 562 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,560 There's one. 563 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:52,920 Here we go! 564 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,560 Kissy kissy! 565 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,480 What did you do? Did you just send that bum? 566 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,560 My ring! Why not take my crown while you're at it? 567 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,320 D-3. 568 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,560 - Careful. - Watch your dog, bitch! 569 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,560 Here, ma'am. 570 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:36,120 He's just shaken up. You should hold him on a leash. 571 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:37,600 Thank you! 572 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,560 He saved a dog. 573 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:41,560 - Who did? - Your brother. 574 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,040 I didn't know how to thank you for the party. 575 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:51,320 - I hope you like brioche. - I love it! 576 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,000 Guillaume's leaving early. 577 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,400 Too bad, huh? 578 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,920 Oh no, no. 579 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,880 All my friends are into him, I'm used to it. 580 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,800 - He's focused on his work. - It's good to like your work. 581 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,040 Yeah... Did you meet anyone yesterday? 582 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,160 Not really... 583 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,280 Did you? 584 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,120 I'm sorry, I'll leave you. 585 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,440 Please. Stay. 586 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:15,440 Well... 587 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:16,760 I'll call you. 588 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,280 OK. Bye. 589 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:21,840 Thanks. 590 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:28,440 - You'll call him? - I didn't take his number, so... 591 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,880 You can't fall in love every time. 592 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,440 I don't know. 593 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:36,760 That's nice! 594 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,640 "What matters is love." 595 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,920 - Here. - No, I can't accept it! 596 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:45,600 Sure you can. I love it, but it was a gift from Aurore's dad. 597 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,160 I have to move on. 598 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:51,000 I'll do like everyone else, sign up on Adoptaprince.com. 599 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,520 - As for the magic of meeting... - Adopt a prince? 600 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,720 Never heard of it? 601 00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,320 It's like a catalogue with men. Just chose your model. 602 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,560 Type "man," "blond," "dark-hair," whatever you like. 603 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,160 Type in his age, and a bunch of guys pop up. 604 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:08,960 Then you arrange a date. 605 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,920 Look, it's super easy. 606 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,640 If we had known earlier! 607 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,520 OK. Go ahead. 608 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,440 Click on "man." 609 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,680 Click on "blond." 610 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,280 Tada! 611 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,280 Just what we were looking for. 612 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:40,760 Melusine? 613 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,120 Are you... 614 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,480 Arnaud Clément? - Yes. 615 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:47,800 That's me. 616 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:52,880 So... 617 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,600 you're single. 618 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,640 And rich? 619 00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,160 Yes. 620 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,920 I'm sorry... Are you really 30 years old? 621 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,880 Yes. 32, to be exact. 622 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,440 I've always looked older than my age. 623 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,920 And you said "blond." It's rather "bald," no? 624 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,080 - Are you sure you're 30? - Yes. 625 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:23,360 32, to be exact. I've always looked younger than my age. 626 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,480 This isn't going to work. 627 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:26,720 Let me try. 628 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,200 From the top. 629 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:32,400 How old are you? 630 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,160 I'm 15. 631 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,440 Well... I'll be 15 next month. 632 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:40,160 See. That wasn't so difficult. 633 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,640 I don't know if it's very moral. 634 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,520 Yes, I'm married. Living alone is sad. 635 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,120 You need someone for the kids, housework. 636 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,960 But I manage to cheat on my wife as much as I can. 637 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,080 I'm a real bullshitter. 638 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:58,360 What I get chicks to believe is incredible. 639 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,080 Whores are expensive. 640 00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:02,040 At least Internet is free. 641 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,720 I can't take it anymore! 642 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,120 I can't take it! 643 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:14,240 What I like is for the woman to be asleep, 644 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,200 almost dead, 645 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,680 and that she let me do anything. 646 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,680 We'll never make it. 50 morons just came by, 647 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,800 and not a prince in sight. It's gone to pieces. 648 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,120 Well... I'll leave you. 649 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,800 I suck! 650 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,840 Why can I turn this moron into a cheese cover 651 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,840 but not into a prince charming? 652 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,400 Stop it. Don't be deterred. We've been unlucky, 653 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,200 but we'll find him. 654 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,760 Maybe if we speak with Pauline. Turn him back. 655 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:53,600 That Pauline, aside from charming losers 656 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:56,440 to fool around on her brother's sofa, 657 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,320 isn't much help. 658 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:02,200 Go easy on liquor. When you drink, you're not yourself. 659 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,080 It makes you jealous and aggressive. 660 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:06,720 I'm sorry, I... 661 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,800 Jealous? Me? Of her? 662 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,760 I'm sick of hearing you complain. 663 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,680 Since we got here, aside from waving your wand, 664 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,600 what have you done? 665 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,160 I'm a fairy, it's what I do. 666 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,640 You're not brain-impaired. Use it. 667 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,600 No, I don't have a brain, I have a wand. 668 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,200 So fuck you! 669 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:32,800 Looks good. 670 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,920 I can wave my wand too. Here. 671 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,720 - You're the bearded woman. - Bitch! 672 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:44,880 Shit. It's the Crow. He's at Puck's! 673 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,280 - I'm disappointed. - Understandably. 674 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,600 You're not up to the task. 675 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,680 I personally insisted that you be sent on this mission. 676 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,240 And now I find you in a bar, 677 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:03,000 fighting with the tip of your wands? Bravo! Great job! 678 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:04,360 And drugs. 679 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,800 - I found some in their room. - What? 680 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,960 - Drugs? - Yes, cocaine. 681 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:13,040 Not only is it a health hazard, but it's prohibited by the law! 682 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,800 We never brought cocaine. 683 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 - What does it look like? - This. 684 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:21,200 - How do you know that, Puck? - I... Young people. 685 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,960 Never mind. You're on a mission and we're counting on you. 686 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,120 We know. 687 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,880 It's not easy. Prince charmings don't grow on trees. 688 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,840 Oh, my babies! Just look through the window, 689 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000 I see 10 who would do the trick! 690 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,760 We're not asking for the moon! A normal guy. 691 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,320 Not a bum, not a moron, a man. 692 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,080 So send them in. 693 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,840 You have 2 days left. Get on it. 694 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,920 And you, watch out. You let them bring in drugs! 695 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,920 I'm sorry, Crow. They're a lot to handle. 696 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:57,280 I'm sorry. 697 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,040 You're right, I shouldn't drink. 698 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,120 Tomorrow I'll stop. I promise. 699 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,640 Sure. We'll make it. 700 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,960 A normal one, 701 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,560 we can find that. 702 00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:12,440 Not just normal, great! 703 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:16,320 We'd have to meet him by chance. 704 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,000 By chance... but this week. 705 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:55,360 Lose your virginity, and you lose your immortality. 706 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,760 - Your dress? - I'm not used to those jeans. 707 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,000 It's torture. And it's so ugly! 708 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,120 It's better if we split up. It'll add to our chances. 709 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,800 Good idea. You heard what the Crow said: send them in! 710 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,760 Puck circled all the places 711 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,600 where we'll find a bunch of perfect men. 712 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,440 Why not do it before? We lost 3 days! 713 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,200 First, I also have a job. 714 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,120 Second, I wasn't given this mission. 715 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,160 OK. Let's not mess up. 716 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,920 I'll take the men's department store 717 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,400 in several places. 718 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,520 You take the firehouses, 719 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,360 sports fields, 720 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,440 the stock market, 721 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,160 and the car show. 722 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,080 The car show? 723 00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:00,680 - That attracts men? - Sure. 724 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,520 - Bye! - Good luck! 725 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,120 - Hi. How are you? - Great. 726 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:31,000 I'm so happy to run into you by chance. 727 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:34,240 I don't really know how to tell you this... 728 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,000 It's stupid for a country-girl... 729 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,160 I can't ride a horse and I'd love to learn. 730 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:45,120 It's not stupid at all. Many country folk never ride. 731 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,840 Pauline told me you were a good teacher. 732 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,640 Typically her. 733 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,720 Come to the arena, 734 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,880 I'll teach you. - Really? 735 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,640 Sure. Come by later. 736 00:43:56,840 --> 00:44:00,000 We'll have lunch, and I'll give you a gentle horse. 737 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:01,680 For lunch, ok. 738 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,960 Ask Pauline for the address. 739 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,720 - See you later! - Yes! All right! 740 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,360 I'll ask for the address! 741 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,000 Bye. 742 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,880 I get where the bills came from. 743 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,880 I'm seeing your brother at the arena, 744 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,040 and I was wondering... Will he like it? 745 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,640 - You have a date? - He's teaching me how to ride. 746 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,400 Oh, I see. I didn't know you liked horses. 747 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,400 I do, a lot. 748 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:52,360 Okay. They're more into big sweaters and rubber boots. 749 00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,360 Guillaume likes natural girls. 750 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,840 Oh... I messed up, didn't I? 751 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,920 I don't have a sweater. I'm never cold. 752 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,920 You can borrow mine. 753 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,840 - Here, take this one. - Thanks. 754 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,240 Your book is moving along. 755 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,520 You're never cold in winter? 756 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:16,600 No. For us fairies, heat and cold are the same. 757 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,640 "Us fairies".... 758 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,440 We're all fairies, aren't we? 759 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,680 - Away with the fairies. - Right. 760 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,960 - Hello, Guillaume? - Yes. 761 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,440 - It was bus 114, right? - There's a problem. 762 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,680 - Orlando's hurt. - Is it serious? 763 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:08,120 - Yes. It's the left foreleg. - The foreleg? 764 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:09,880 Surely a fetlock sprain. 765 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,760 I'm waiting for the vet, so for our date... 766 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,560 I understand, no problem. 767 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:17,600 I'll keep you up to date. See you later. 768 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:18,800 OK. 769 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,280 Hey. 770 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:23,960 Recognize me? 771 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,520 We met at that publisher's party. 772 00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:28,480 Wait. 773 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,160 How's this? 774 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:32,880 Oh! Yes. 775 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,280 How funny. 776 00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,960 You vanished with the Kleber brothers. 777 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,520 It's crazy what happened to them. You don't know? 778 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:44,680 They disappeared. A publicity stunt. 779 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,520 - Anything to get attention. - Yeah. 780 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,040 Still, I hate their book. 781 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,760 - You have a date? - No, not at all. 782 00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,160 - Want to come posting? - Posting? 783 00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,440 My pictures. Come, I'll show you. 784 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,560 I don't have time, I have a lot to do. 785 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,440 5 minutes. It's nearby. 786 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,520 OK. 5 minutes. 787 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,760 - All right? - Yes. 788 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,480 What's your name? I didn't ask you. 789 00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:29,040 Melusine. 790 00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,680 - Isn't that a fairy's name? - Yes. 791 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,880 And you? 792 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,880 Jack. 793 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,040 Like... Jack Bauer. 794 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:44,880 24? 795 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:49,680 - The TV show? Haven't seen it? - No. I've never had a TV. 796 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,280 You're not missing much. 797 00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:58,040 - Why are you pasting pictures? - You think it's weird? 798 00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,120 No, it's just I'd never heard of it. 799 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:08,880 Actually... I didn't want to put them in a museum. 800 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:12,720 Some I'm posting them everywhere with my magic wand. 801 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,320 - Will you help me out? - Sure. 802 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:20,400 - Unfold it. - OK. 803 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:21,760 - Like this? - Yes. 804 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,960 Who are these... But... Who... 805 00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:34,000 Out of the way! 806 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,760 Oh, Father! 807 00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,400 What idiots! 808 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,880 All at the same time! Move it! 809 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,000 What's all this about? 810 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,840 Please, quiet down. Quiet down! 811 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,040 Calm down, everyone will get in. 812 00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:54,040 Be patient, please. Come on. Let's go... 813 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,680 Okay. Go ahead, sir. 814 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,480 Kiss her! 815 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:08,600 Can't he shave? It's really unpleasant. 816 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,680 Next one! You see she hasn't awoken. 817 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,320 Next! 818 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,560 It's a woman! Morons. 819 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,880 "They lived happily ever after and had many children"! 820 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:25,200 Next! 821 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:26,320 Mona Lisa? 822 00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,320 No. Sleeping Beauty. 823 00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:32,040 - Sleeping Beauty? Photo? - No, no photo. Kiss. Kiss. 824 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,600 A photo? Really! A photo! 825 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:36,680 Hey! It's the story of a girl 826 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,160 who hasn't washed her hair in 100 years! 827 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,480 - Next! - No, no photo. Kiss. 828 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,400 - Is that Beauty? - No, my grandma. 829 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,720 Of course it's Sleeping Beauty! 830 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,640 Wait till I tell my wife! 831 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:55,200 If you're already married, sir, it won't work. 832 00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:57,480 Come on. 833 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,560 What do you do? 834 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:36,200 Do you write? 835 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:38,320 Yes. 836 00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:40,760 Novels? 837 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,720 Yes... stories, tales. 838 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,440 Writing one now? 839 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,480 I don't like talking about it. 840 00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,280 Go on. I'm interested. 841 00:50:57,720 --> 00:51:02,360 Right now it's the story of... 2 fairies who come to Paris 842 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:05,640 to find a prince charming for Sleeping Beauty. 843 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,640 There's no prince charming, where they're from? 844 00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:15,160 No. They're all out, as a matter of fact. 845 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,160 A shortage... 846 00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:21,360 And then? 847 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,360 It turns out to be very hard. 848 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:29,480 No wonder! Prince charmings don't grow on trees. 849 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:34,360 Are you cold? 850 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,320 A little. 851 00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,040 I'm never cold, usually. 852 00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:44,160 Here. 853 00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:46,760 Thanks. 854 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,200 - What's this about a wand? - My magic wand 855 00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,880 to go back to Fairyland. It's valuable! 856 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,360 I told you. It was in my bag. 857 00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,200 Don't blame me. 858 00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:01,000 You shouldn't let your bag lying around. We're in Paris. 859 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,160 What is this place? You're always on the watch out! 860 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,320 - Make a deposition. - Is it long? 861 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,480 I don't know! There's a line. 862 00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,040 Stop! Hey! What's wrong with you? 863 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:14,480 Do you see how they treat us? Like dogs! 864 00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:15,480 Your shoe. 865 00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,720 What police officers you are! 866 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:19,440 Thanks. 867 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:24,640 Have a nice day. 868 00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,360 I'm sorry about earlier. 869 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:42,040 It was a fetlock sprain, but not too serious. 870 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:43,920 We'll keep an eye on it. 871 00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:47,920 You must have been scared. But I'm relieved. 872 00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,080 Sure, OK. 873 00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:51,200 Bye. 874 00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,920 - I'm sorry, I have to go. - Nothing serious? 875 00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,040 No. I'm meeting up with my cousin. 876 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:04,920 See you soon? 877 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,160 - Any plans tomorrow? - Tomorrow? 878 00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:10,720 Tomorrow. 879 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,720 No, tomorrow... 880 00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:17,200 I'm supposed to do something, but I'll call you. 881 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,360 OK. 882 00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,480 Here, so you have my number. 883 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:27,360 No, keep it. 884 00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:28,320 Thanks. 885 00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,240 Bring it back tomorrow. So I'll see you. 886 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:36,760 Bye. 887 00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,080 Let's go. Jogging... Éric, 888 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:06,360 you look like a toad on a matchbox. Sit up. There. 889 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,400 One last round, and dismount. 890 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:11,080 Everybody dismount. 891 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:14,080 We'll work on a high trot next week. 892 00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:17,520 All right? As we see with Éric today, 893 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,680 riding is a dangerous sport. 894 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:23,640 Let's review the basic safety steps. Mouth-to-mouth... 895 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:27,640 Yes, Michel, mouth-to-mouth. Heart massage, tourniquet. 896 00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,480 Here, Michel, you smart alec. 897 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:33,480 Lie on the ground as if you'd just fainted. 898 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:37,640 Come on. Let's start with mouth-to-mouth. 899 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,360 Be very precise. 900 00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:43,800 You have to take his pulse 901 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,400 by pressing two fingers on his neck. 902 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,800 Then bend over and breath in regularly. 903 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,240 Michel! How old are you? 904 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,120 - 18. - Fine. 905 00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:01,360 There you are. Let me finish, I'll be right there. 906 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:04,200 Be careful. 907 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:05,520 Don't be afraid. 908 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,480 People are surprised to get kicked, 909 00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,040 but think about it. 910 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:16,600 - To him, you're a monster. - I didn't mean to scare him. 911 00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,520 - He's still in shock. - I can imagine. 912 00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:20,520 Here. 913 00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:25,360 What if I slept here? He could be feverish again during the night. 914 00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,120 You and Pauline have the same locket. 915 00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,920 - It's hers. She gave it to me. - Really? 916 00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:35,920 I'm glad you're friends. She's a very neat girl. 917 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:39,640 Although on certain things... Her marriage, for instance. 918 00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:43,920 You get married, it's for life. Especially if you have children. 919 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:47,240 When I say that... people say I'm old-fashioned. 920 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:51,400 Don't stay there. You'll catch an allergy. 921 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:54,400 Hold on to him. 922 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,480 Yes, doctor. I was waiting to hear from you. 923 00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:05,480 No, he's better. He calmed down. 924 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:09,520 Yes, yes. I thought about it. 925 00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:14,200 Blondine's waiting for me. I'll leave you two. 926 00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,240 Yes. What? No, nothing. 927 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,800 I think I'll sleep here. 928 00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,200 It's best. 929 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,120 Wait a second. 930 00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,240 What's wrong? 931 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,080 You're crying. 932 00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:46,200 I feel so stupid, nothing's working. 933 00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,760 It's awful here. They're all crazy. 934 00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,560 Calm down. What happened? 935 00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,840 Someone stole my wand. 936 00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:01,080 I went to the police station, they gave me this instead. 937 00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:02,800 What am I supposed to do? 938 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:04,840 Poor kid. 939 00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,360 - And... you couldn't send anybody? - Sure, tons. 940 00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:10,720 - Hundreds. - Hundreds? 941 00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:13,560 You said to. 942 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:17,800 How would you like it if hundreds of guys kissed you? 943 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:19,120 It's disgusting! 944 00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:22,120 A first kiss should be unique. 945 00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:24,640 Anyway, it never works out. 946 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:28,120 Nobody managed to wake her. I'm getting bored of this. 947 00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:30,360 There are more serious things. 948 00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:34,360 Did you notice the number of beggars in the metro? 949 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,360 All those starving? 950 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,560 I'm not here to change the world. 951 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,520 The Crow is sending us text messages. 952 00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:44,240 Do you realize we have one day left? 953 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,080 I want to go home, but I can't. 954 00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,520 There are no princes, just morons. 955 00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:53,000 Don't say that. We met a lot of great people. 956 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,200 At least it was a change. 957 00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,920 Aren't you tired of the same people? 958 00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:05,080 No. I miss them. And we don't have all these weirdos at home. 959 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:08,960 If I'm not mistaken, Bluebeard killed his last 7 wives. 960 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,240 What is she doing here? 961 00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:16,440 We can't let her sleep outside. There's a 3rd bed here. 962 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,520 We'll never find that damn prince. 963 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:55,360 Neither does mine. 964 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,080 I didn't manage to bake my cake. 965 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:35,960 Absolutely, having sex over 3 times a week 966 00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,520 makes you smarter, 967 00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:42,800 thinner, and, gentlemen, is excellent for... 968 00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:45,560 No news from a group of Japanese tourists, 969 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:48,120 a rugby team, a dozen firefighters, 970 00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,000 and 2 clerics, who vanished during the day. 971 00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:54,680 We add to it the disappearance of the Kleber brothers 972 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:58,440 and the Eiffel Tower's eclipse on Wednesday. 973 00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,680 And now, the weather forecast. 974 01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:05,680 Blondine! 975 01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,240 - Blondine, wake up! - What? 976 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:12,600 - We'll end up getting in trouble. - Here we go again! 977 01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:14,560 The candidates aren't back, 978 01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,680 the Kleber brothers... - They're frogs now. 979 01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:19,080 I'm not kidding. 980 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:20,280 Blondine... 981 01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:23,720 I've thought about it, 982 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:26,840 and I don't think we've searched for Beauty. 983 01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,880 - We've done nothing but. - Really for her! 984 01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:35,840 We're not looking for just any prince, 985 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,960 but for the she will like, not us. 986 01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:41,880 How does that help us any? 987 01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:45,320 To know her tastes, we'd have to talk with her, awake: 988 01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,240 a prince has to kiss her. 989 01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,440 But we used to know her. 990 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,840 Let's remember how she was. 991 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,880 We could guess what kind of prince she'd like. 992 01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:57,520 It's been a while... 993 01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,160 She was rather wild. 994 01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:04,400 She was an animal-lover. 995 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,680 Always with her dog, "Stupid." 996 01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:10,760 She slept in her horse's box when something was wrong. 997 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,000 Yes, her horse. 998 01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:15,880 She cried so bad when he died. She wasn't much fun. 999 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,720 - Almost looney. - Great. 1000 01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:20,000 Get dressed. 1001 01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:23,240 He was under our eyes, our very eyes! 1002 01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:24,160 Who? 1003 01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:28,000 Guillaume! He's exactly like her. 1004 01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:30,240 Handsome, looney, not much fun... 1005 01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:31,160 No kids. 1006 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,480 Actually... he can have kids. 1007 01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:41,160 I kind of liked him so... I lied to you. 1008 01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:44,960 You lied to me! But you can't! 1009 01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:46,240 You're a fairy! 1010 01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:47,600 Hush! 1011 01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:49,480 I know that. 1012 01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:52,880 I've been a fairy for 500 years and all I can do 1013 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:55,440 is wave my wand and smile idiotically. 1014 01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:57,120 What's gotten into you? 1015 01:01:57,240 --> 01:02:00,840 What's gotten into me is that I want to have fun, to travel, 1016 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:04,840 to work, to have kids, to belong in the world. 1017 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:07,880 - Don't you? - No. 1018 01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:10,880 Are you going to leave us? 1019 01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:12,120 Of course not. 1020 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:17,760 Hurry up, we don't have much time. 1021 01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:28,840 So? 1022 01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:31,400 What do you mean "so"? 1023 01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:33,680 So what? We're finished. 1024 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:36,560 The wands don't work anymore, it's a sign. 1025 01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,120 We're headed for a catastrophe. If she doesn't wake up, 1026 01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,760 her disappearance will lead to ours. 1027 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:45,400 It's inevitable. 1028 01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:00,600 - What's wrong? - We must see Guillaume. 1029 01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:03,160 He's asleep. He came in late. 1030 01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:05,200 - Guillaume! - What? 1031 01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:09,280 This may seem weird, but we have to send you to Fairyland. 1032 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:10,560 What time is it? 1033 01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:13,280 Only you can wake Sleeping Beauty. 1034 01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:17,600 - Is this a joke? - I see what you mean. 1035 01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:20,720 This is an emergency, so we'll see about it later. 1036 01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:22,720 What is she doing? 1037 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,200 Why isn't it working? 1038 01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:25,880 Pauline? 1039 01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,960 - Go get yours. - It was stolen, I told you. 1040 01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:30,920 What do we do? 1041 01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:34,520 Message from Titania: 1042 01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:37,000 the wands are all broken, we're in for it! 1043 01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:40,000 - What? - Without a prince, we'll all die! 1044 01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:41,840 What is this? 1045 01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:44,840 Beauty has been asleep for 100 years. 1046 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,720 That's why everything is breaking down. 1047 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:52,320 Oh, all right! It's much clearer now. 1048 01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,640 I understand we may seem insane... 1049 01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:58,440 - Oh no, not at all. - We may seem so, but we're not. 1050 01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:01,760 Do you want the fairies' death on your conscience? 1051 01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:04,360 - No. - It's enough a mess as it is. 1052 01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:07,760 Half of the world is starving, the other is at war. 1053 01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:10,760 Imagine humanity without tales, without stories. 1054 01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:13,360 Children need us to grow. 1055 01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:15,600 This if for your mental health. 1056 01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:18,320 We're headed for a cosmic catastrophe. 1057 01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:19,960 Don't you realize? 1058 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,760 Let's take the car and rush home. 1059 01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,120 - We might make it in time. - So, 1060 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:28,680 we take a car and rush on to Fairyland. 1061 01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:31,320 There, I wake Sleeping Beauty 1062 01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:34,160 and we save humankind. - If you don't mind. 1063 01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:36,400 It's kind of you. 1064 01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:39,720 No problem. As a neighbor, it's the least I can do. 1065 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:42,760 Except today my schedule is rather full. 1066 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,720 How about this weekend? 1067 01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:49,320 The deadline is tonight. It'll be too late. 1068 01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:52,440 We have to go now... without meaning to rush you. 1069 01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:57,760 All right, joke's over. 1070 01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:00,840 If you could leave while I get dressed... 1071 01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:04,080 Can you send your friends back to Fairyland? 1072 01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:12,480 He's so matter-of-fact, you'd never convinced him. 1073 01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:16,400 You'll have fun with dad. 1074 01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:19,320 All right! What's going on? 1075 01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:22,680 I have a problem, I'm leaving her. She has her bag. 1076 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:24,640 Are you crazy? It's 6 a.m.! 1077 01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:26,520 Drop her off at school. 1078 01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:29,040 I want to go with you to Fairyland. 1079 01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:31,440 - Something wrong? - Not at all. 1080 01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:33,280 - Hello. - Hello. 1081 01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:34,640 Hi, darling. 1082 01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:36,280 Take me to Fairyland. 1083 01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:38,800 That's enough. It's not for children. 1084 01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:48,880 So, if Beauty doesn't wake up... 1085 01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:50,440 We're all in for it. 1086 01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:52,160 All of us? 1087 01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:54,880 Yes... all of us. 1088 01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:58,160 How unfair! 1089 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,120 That's how it is. If one of us disappears, 1090 01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,000 the rest of us go down too. 1091 01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,080 Let's hope they find someone! 1092 01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:22,640 It was you, in the staircase! 1093 01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:25,320 You repainted it like new. 1094 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:26,600 Well, yes. 1095 01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:28,800 And her, for your deposit. 1096 01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:30,760 We made a ton, so... 1097 01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:36,640 That's what I thought! I still can't believe it. 1098 01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:39,440 I'm talking with actual fairies. 1099 01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:40,680 Well, yes. 1100 01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:44,920 - What are you doing? - We need gas. 1101 01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:47,400 - Will it take long? - We have to stop! 1102 01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:49,280 I can't believe it! 1103 01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:51,160 Going to Fairyland! 1104 01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:54,560 They're insane! You hit me over the head. 1105 01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:57,960 While I was always there for you. 1106 01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:01,000 - You could have killed me. - Not with a trophy. 1107 01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,400 "Not with a trophy." 1108 01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:07,680 Don't you see they're crazy? You believed in their tale! 1109 01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:09,520 I was doing my best! 1110 01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:11,880 You're worse than I thought. 1111 01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:15,040 Seek help. Increase the dosage. Move up to 2 shots. 1112 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,240 Calm down. 1113 01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:19,960 You two and the uncle, I don't want a word out of you. 1114 01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:22,720 One word and I'll call the cops. Off to jail. 1115 01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:25,800 Can't he get off our backs! He took our car! 1116 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,520 My car! I'm taking it back! 1117 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,680 I told you it wouldn't work. It's your fault. 1118 01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:42,160 It should have been earlier. She wanted him for herself. 1119 01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:44,160 It's wrong! Everything's screwed! 1120 01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:46,280 No, it's not screwed. OK... 1121 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:50,240 We can't bring the prince. Let's try the opposite. 1122 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:52,440 How? We don't have a car. 1123 01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:07,480 Come on, go, go, go! 1124 01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:10,760 My car! 1125 01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:20,960 No so bad a day, huh? Going to Fairyland! 1126 01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:37,920 Move Beauty! It's the world turned upside down. 1127 01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:41,720 We can't move Beauty. That's not how it was written. 1128 01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:44,760 The rules are strict. The prince must come here. 1129 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:49,560 Yes, you're right. What matters is obeying the rules. 1130 01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:51,240 If we vanish... 1131 01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:55,760 Our ancient rules must be followed. 1132 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:57,720 Too ancient. 1133 01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:01,040 It's time to change the rules. Our future is at stake. 1134 01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:04,040 We wouldn't be here if you had done better. 1135 01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:12,360 It's useless. Let us prepare to die with dignity. 1136 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,720 - Exactly. - Stop, Melusine. 1137 01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:17,280 It's useless. We messed up. 1138 01:09:17,440 --> 01:09:19,480 - We must accept it. - No way. 1139 01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:24,280 Titania, you sent us to Paris to get a prince. 1140 01:09:24,440 --> 01:09:25,800 Is that in the rules? 1141 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,600 You set things going, now stick to it. 1142 01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:33,840 Why accept to disappear when we still have a chance? 1143 01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:37,560 You can still save us. I beg you. 1144 01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:41,800 - Would you like to vanish? - No. 1145 01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:44,000 - And you? - No. 1146 01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:46,200 - And you? - No. 1147 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,080 - And you? - No. 1148 01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:56,440 Nobody wants to breathe, dance and laugh? 1149 01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:58,120 - Yes, sure. - Yes. 1150 01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:03,040 - And you, Blondine? - You're right. 1151 01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:07,040 Sure, it took us some time to find the prince, but now 1152 01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:09,240 he's the right one. 1153 01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:11,440 Great, except he didn't come. 1154 01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:14,000 Of course. Who would want to come here? 1155 01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:16,280 No one believes in us. 1156 01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:19,160 Except kids. After they turn 6, it's over. 1157 01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:23,080 People laughed at us when we said we were fairies 1158 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:24,040 Really? 1159 01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:28,160 Even Pauline, who draws them all day, didn't believe it. 1160 01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:31,600 That is, until tonight, no. But now... 1161 01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:34,720 You can trust us. We have to bring her there. 1162 01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:40,520 Let's say I agreed to move Beauty. 1163 01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:43,760 - She still has to be kissed. - I have an idea. 1164 01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:48,080 - Now's not the time! - Cellphones? 1165 01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:50,240 Going posting, want to come? 1166 01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:53,280 Yes, to communicate. 1167 01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:56,160 What about using telepathy? 1168 01:10:57,280 --> 01:11:00,280 No. You're not going to cut her hair, are you? 1169 01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:02,040 She'll break her neck! 1170 01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:14,160 It'll never work. 1171 01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:18,200 We'll end our lives in an old minivan that reeks of weed. 1172 01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:20,720 I'll never see Titania again! 1173 01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:23,640 She'll never know how I feel. 1174 01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:26,360 She knows. Everyone does. 1175 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:29,240 Stop being so pessimistic. 1176 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,800 You'll bring bad luck. 1177 01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:38,320 I know, but she dropped the kid off at 6 a.m. 1178 01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:42,160 Daddy, come! There's no prince in my book. 1179 01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:45,480 One second, dear. I'm on the phone with your uncle. 1180 01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:48,080 She said to wait at the club. 1181 01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:52,560 Except I have to go. It's almost midnight. 1182 01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:54,360 Just dropping her off! 1183 01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:57,720 She got roped into something with two lunatics. A cult. 1184 01:11:57,880 --> 01:12:00,040 The ideal clients. 1185 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:02,680 With her stories of elves and fairies. 1186 01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:05,880 She hit me over the head. I'm worried for her 1187 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:10,160 and the kid. Can you watch her if she isn't back tomorrow? 1188 01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:14,360 Okay, but that's all. We have plans for a wine-tasting weekend. 1189 01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:16,440 It's not for kids. 1190 01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:20,320 Guillaume, I had an accident, just outside. Come quickly. 1191 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:25,880 Ma'am? 1192 01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:30,200 She jumped out of nowhere. 1193 01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:35,840 I don't know... 1194 01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:07,360 Ma'am? 1195 01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:10,640 Are you ok? 1196 01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:12,480 Yes. 1197 01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:15,400 I think so. 1198 01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:23,360 Can you get up? 1199 01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:34,320 She's awake! Beauty is awake! 1200 01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:37,480 I knew it, I knew it. 1201 01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:43,600 That was a close call. 1202 01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:45,760 We knew he was the right one! 1203 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,880 A true prince charming. 1204 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,200 Calm down. He's not that great. 1205 01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:58,600 What do you mean? Here's a prince. 1206 01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,960 But there wasn't one before. 1207 01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:03,360 Sure, he just appeared by magic. 1208 01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:06,840 It's crazy how he looks like your uncle. 1209 01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:10,960 Time to go to bed, it's past midnight. Come on, sweetheart. 1210 01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:17,080 - You didn't read the end. - It's always the same. 1211 01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:20,080 "They lived happily ever after, had many children." 1212 01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:28,920 Yes. The end is always the same. 1213 01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:32,600 Guillaume and Beauty had many children, 1214 01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:36,800 who were handsome, brave, generous, hard-working, altruistic, tender, 1215 01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:40,320 non-smokers, faithful, athletic... and intelligent. 1216 01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:47,960 Jack and Melusine got married, or became civil partners, 1217 01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:51,400 pasted many posters and had many children. 1218 01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:53,400 Well, one. It's good enough. 1219 01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:10,720 Blondine happily regained Fairyland. 1220 01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:13,160 At least, it's not full of weirdos... 1221 01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:14,600 except Bluebeard. 1222 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:24,120 So, in that dream, they made you kiss Sleeping Beauty. 1223 01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:26,640 Yes. Well, I wasn't the only one. 1224 01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:28,640 But I couldn't, so... 1225 01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:30,760 Since I'm already married, 1226 01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:33,280 the Crow... 1227 01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:35,280 didn't let me kiss her. 1228 01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:37,800 Right... 1229 01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:57,720 We were going to Hollywood! 1230 01:15:57,880 --> 01:16:00,640 Yeah... We'd need a princess to kiss us. 1231 01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:03,520 Princesses don't grow on trees. 1232 01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:06,440 Shit. 1233 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:15,680 Subtitles: Eclair Media86554