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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,619 --> 00:00:13,274 - Charlie? - Zoe? 2 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:15,580 - Hey! - Hi! 3 00:00:15,624 --> 00:00:18,627 - How's it going? - Good. How are you? 4 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:20,542 Good. I haven't seen you in a while. 5 00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:24,372 I know. It's be a while now, hasn't it? 6 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:25,982 This is my friend, Isaac. 7 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:29,377 - Hello... - Hello. Hi. 8 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:32,945 - Very nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 9 00:00:32,989 --> 00:00:35,948 What's up, guys? 10 00:00:35,992 --> 00:00:38,473 - Nothing, just hangin'. - Yeah? 11 00:00:38,516 --> 00:00:40,083 I want-- I want to see you. 12 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:42,129 I want to catch up with you and stuff. 13 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:44,000 I know. I would love that. It's been a really-- 14 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,785 My place? You wanna have dinner here? 15 00:00:46,829 --> 00:00:49,397 - Yeah! Yeah! - Maybe, like... 16 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,399 I don't know. Have a dance party or something? 17 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:54,097 Yeah, let's do that. Let's have a dance party. 18 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:56,578 Fuck, yeah. Awesome. Cool, that'll be fun. 19 00:00:56,621 --> 00:01:00,016 Um, tomorrow, or what are you thinking, this weekend? 20 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,932 - Yeah, tomorrow night? - Can I bring some people? 21 00:01:02,975 --> 00:01:05,282 What? 22 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:08,590 Can I bring some friends, or is this-- Is it a party? 23 00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:12,246 To be totally clear, just 'cause I don't wanna... do this. 24 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:15,553 Uh... we're interested in having a threesome, 25 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:17,990 and we're wondering if you're also interested in this. 26 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:20,732 I mean this with complete respect. 27 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:23,126 I just feel like we should be upfront about 28 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:25,128 what kind of we're interested in 29 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:28,566 and, uh, and not kind of, you know, 30 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:31,482 feel like we're luring you into any weird situation 31 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:33,745 where your expectations are different. 32 00:01:34,006 --> 00:01:37,445 I just-- I wanted to be upfront about that, if that's okay. 33 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:44,626 - Uh, are you-- - I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. 34 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:47,194 Wait, are you guys serious? 35 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:50,980 Wait. Are you-- Are you serious? 36 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,723 - We were, like-- - Is this a joke? 37 00:01:56,507 --> 00:01:59,075 - Okay. Well-- - It's not a joke. 38 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:01,512 I'm sorry if I upset you or anything. 39 00:02:01,556 --> 00:02:03,601 We were, like, talking about threesomes-- 40 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:06,474 I feel like you guys are punking me or something. 41 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:10,652 We're not punking you, I... We-- No, we... 42 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:13,133 were talking about threesomes and stuff, 43 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:16,179 and, like, and your name... came up. 44 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:19,139 And my name came up? 45 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:20,966 Yeah. I mean we weren't-- I wasn't-- 46 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,664 - Look... - I didn't know that we were gonna-- 47 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:25,623 Just let me handle it. Look, I-I... 48 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,059 you seem like a great person. 49 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:28,887 I think it could be a lot of fun. 50 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:30,976 Uh, we're having a dinner tomorrow night. 51 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,283 Maybe you wanna come to dinner just to, like... 52 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:35,894 It's not-- We're not, like, having a dinner. 53 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:37,722 We're having dinner, and maybe you could be there, 54 00:02:37,766 --> 00:02:39,942 and we could get to know each other better. 55 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:43,032 - Um... - I do want you to come to dinner. 56 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:45,382 I wanna hang out-- I do wanna hang out with you 57 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:47,515 and catch up with you and have dinner. 58 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:51,519 Okay, wait. This is not a joke? This isn't a joke. 59 00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:53,912 Okay, I'm just gonna make this really clear. 60 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:56,654 It's not-- It's not a joke, but if you come to dinner, 61 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:58,439 - and you're not interested-- - Wait. 62 00:02:58,482 --> 00:03:00,397 I'm just gonna end the call. 63 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:02,225 It's been really nice talking to you. 64 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:04,488 I'm glad that we got to meet over here, 65 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:06,664 uh, and I will talk-- we'll talk to you soon. 66 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:08,840 - Um, okay, yeah. - I think it's... 67 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:10,494 Just hopefully you come to dinner, 68 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:12,017 and it'd be great to see you at dinner. 69 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:14,629 Just to clarify, just to clarify. 70 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:15,804 - Farewell. - Uh... 71 00:03:15,847 --> 00:03:17,284 Uh... 72 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:22,506 It's all on the table. 73 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:24,421 I guarantee you, she texts you tomorrow 74 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:26,249 and says, "I'm coming to dinner." 75 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:27,946 I don't think you can make that guarantee. 76 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:29,600 I guarantee it. 77 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:32,734 I absolutely, 100% promise you 78 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:35,867 that that's probably what's gonna happen. 79 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:38,043 I think I probably am just not gonna have a relationship with her anymore. 80 00:03:38,087 --> 00:03:39,697 - That's fine. - That's okay. 81 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:41,656 - And yet, you know... - Thank you for... 82 00:03:41,699 --> 00:03:43,397 ...the most honest thing prevails. 83 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,009 What are you gonna do? 84 00:03:47,052 --> 00:03:49,490 - There's nothing I can do. - Right. 85 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:36,537 I think the text message "Down for dinner" 86 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:39,148 also means that she's down for a threesome. 87 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:41,324 - Yeah, maybe. - I know! Yes! 88 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:43,021 - Yes, that's what it means. - Yeah, maybe. 89 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:45,154 Yeah, maybe. 90 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:48,418 I don't know, man! This is so exciting! 91 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:50,333 This is, like-- This is honestly-- 92 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:53,075 I've been wanting to do this for so long. 93 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:54,642 I know, I know. 94 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:56,296 It means it's probably gonna happen. 95 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:58,210 That's the best part about it. 96 00:04:58,254 --> 00:05:00,474 Are you not nervous at all about it? 97 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:02,432 I just feel like... 98 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:04,391 I'm about to have this incredible experience 99 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:06,915 with this, I think, pretty cool chick 100 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:08,656 and my best friend. 101 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:10,397 Yeah. 102 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:13,878 I'm your best friend, too, right? 103 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,968 I feel so put on the spot when you ask me that sometimes. 104 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,796 I just wanna know. 105 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,363 Because you never call me your best friend, 106 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,017 but I feel like I am your best friend. 107 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:24,411 I don't wanna throw that around. 108 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:27,196 It's not throwing it around if it's a real thing. 109 00:05:30,286 --> 00:05:32,288 I just wanna know that I have a best friend! 110 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,377 It so weird. I'm always calling you it, 111 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:36,379 and you never say... 112 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,990 Well, you call me your best friend too much. 113 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:41,863 All right, man. 114 00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:44,735 Do you wanna just get your fucking place ready for this threesome? 115 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:46,520 I really wanna show each other our penises 116 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,565 before she comes over. 117 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,177 I think we should probably save that 118 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:54,354 for the actual thing. 119 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:57,400 If she turns out to be down, and we've never seen each other's penises before, 120 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:59,837 and we're in and we see it for that situation, 121 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:02,797 and we see it for the first time, there's gonna be a weird moment. 122 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,364 And I feel so insecure about this whole thing. 123 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:06,061 I don't want there to be a weird moment in it. 124 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:11,675 I don't... 125 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:18,726 She's almost here, right? And... 126 00:06:18,769 --> 00:06:21,206 I want us to do this before she gets here. 127 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:22,947 All right. 128 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:25,907 If this-- If it'll make you feel better, 129 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:27,909 I'm fine to do it. I just... 130 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:30,694 - It will. - All right. 131 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:33,741 Should we just turn and look on three? 132 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:35,743 - That's sounds fine. - Okay. 133 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:37,353 All right. 134 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,789 Okay. 135 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:42,880 One, two, three. 136 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:51,541 All right. I feel a lot better. Yeah. 137 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:53,500 Did you just laugh? 138 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:55,763 No, I got, like, a little nervous. 139 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:58,113 I don't think I laughed. 140 00:06:58,156 --> 00:07:00,245 I feel better. I'm happy we saw. 141 00:07:00,289 --> 00:07:02,073 We're gonna see 'em anyway. 142 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:04,293 Okay. 143 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:06,338 - Are you okay? - Yeah, this is great. 144 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:07,644 Okay. 145 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:09,254 Let's... 146 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:10,778 All right, I'm gonna pull my pants up. 147 00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:13,345 Um, and then my dad told my little brother 148 00:07:13,389 --> 00:07:16,218 he could, uh, get a, uh, a car-- 149 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:17,872 'cause he just got his license-- 150 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:22,616 for, uh, if he finished his community service hours. 151 00:07:23,834 --> 00:07:26,489 So that was, I don't know, it's not that exciting, but-- 152 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:27,795 I'm gonna be really honest. 153 00:07:27,838 --> 00:07:30,275 I'm a little bit distracted by the fact 154 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:32,843 that you're here right now. 155 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:36,717 I personally didn't think that you were gonna come over, 156 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:41,286 uh, after I mentioned the whole threesome idea. 157 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:43,506 - Oh, um... - Just gonna put that out there. 158 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,421 Oh, wait, okay. 159 00:07:48,076 --> 00:07:49,686 I'm-I'm kinda wondering the same thing. 160 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:51,688 Are you... you're-- 161 00:07:51,732 --> 00:07:53,473 You wanna do this? Is that what you're saying? 162 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:56,519 Wait, hold on. You... 163 00:07:56,563 --> 00:08:01,263 Okay, so you are asking me to have a threesome, basically. 164 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:03,918 Uh, I wouldn't say that we're asking you to. 165 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:05,310 - I don't think-- - Oh, okay. 166 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:07,965 Like, I guess I'm curious, 167 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:10,141 are you interested in a threesome? 168 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:13,014 And if not, that's okay, too. 169 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:15,277 We just want you to be comfortable. 170 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:18,889 That feels pretty much good to say, the way I said it. 171 00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:22,414 Um... 172 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:24,460 I mean... 173 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:28,508 You guys... 174 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:29,900 wanna have a threesome. 175 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,598 - I think we do. - Yeah. 176 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:33,774 Yeah, we just, we just... we just kinda wanna, like, 177 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:35,776 make sure that we're all understood. 178 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:38,039 Oh, I see. Okay. 179 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:40,781 Yeah, okay, we are. 180 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:43,740 - Understood. - We're-we're understood. 181 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,960 I don't think we need to even have any more dinner. 182 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:48,179 Yeah, I don't even think I could eat any more. 183 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:50,268 I've been eating a lot to try to get us... 184 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:51,705 Yeah. 185 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,271 - Yeah. - Okay. 186 00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:55,926 Um, but thank you. The sweet rice was really good. 187 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:58,102 Oh, yeah, I was happy with how it came out. 188 00:08:58,146 --> 00:08:59,930 Do you guys wanna discuss boundaries? 189 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:02,324 - I think so. Yeah. - Okay. 190 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:07,416 Maybe no, like... hardcore stuff. 191 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:10,593 I think it's best we define hardcore at the outset. 192 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:13,204 - Oh, okay, yeah. - 'Cause I don't know. 193 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:15,250 I mean, I think we all might have different-- 194 00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:16,817 Let's just all be on the same page 195 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,470 as to what hardcore actually means. 196 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:19,689 Actually, I have a good idea. 197 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,256 How about we just see if it occurs, 198 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,519 and then I'll just... say something? 199 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,173 I kinda prefer-- That could be dangerous. 200 00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:26,696 - Yeah. - Oh, really? 201 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,132 Just kinda like... start touching each other. 202 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:29,612 Let's touch each other's hands. 203 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,571 - Um... Oh! - What are you doing? 204 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:33,442 I thought we could... I thought we could... 205 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:37,011 I don't know what I'm doing. I'm sorry. 206 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:39,100 I was trying to start some-- I don't know. 207 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:43,104 I-I personally feel just stiff and odd 208 00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:46,455 and unnatural, and I think that maybe... 209 00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:49,458 I don't know, like... get in our body or something. 210 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:51,112 Yeah, I think we should get in our bodies. 211 00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:54,855 - Get in our bodies, you know? - Yeah. 212 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:32,806 Oh, shit. 213 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:35,983 - What? - I ripped my dress. 214 00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:05,186 Hey, hey. 215 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,406 - Hey, are you okay? - Hey, what's going on? 216 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:09,930 - Hey. - Hey. 217 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:11,322 What did you do, man? 218 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,717 - What'd you just do? - I didn't do anything. 219 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:17,154 Hey, what's going on? 220 00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:18,808 What's wrong? 221 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:22,072 I don't know, I just got really... 222 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:24,161 Oh, my God, I'm embarrassed. 223 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,902 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 224 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,817 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 225 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:30,167 - What's up? - Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. 226 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:31,691 - What's wrong? - I just feel like-- 227 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:35,216 Oh, my God. 228 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:38,523 I just feel like I haven't been touched in so long. 229 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:41,526 Just so fucking lonely. I really... 230 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,399 Yeah, it's hard. 231 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:48,055 Oh! I'm just fucking pissed or something! 232 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:51,449 It's okay. It's okay. 233 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,930 I know... I know what you're feeling. 234 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,802 It's okay. 235 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,413 Is this-- Oh, my God... 236 00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:00,894 - Do you wanna stop? - No. 237 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:03,810 I do not wanna stop. Let's take our pants off. 238 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,594 Let's take our pants off, okay? 239 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,248 - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's keep going. 240 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,641 Are you sure? All right. 241 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,469 Sorry, I'm just, like, can't believe I just did that. 242 00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:13,602 Maybe we should like, we should take a second. 243 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,604 Oh, yeah, okay. 244 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,911 - Sorry, did I just... - No, no, no, no. 245 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,782 It's okay. It's really okay. 246 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,132 Look, we're all... We're all here together. 247 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:23,786 - Okay. - Okay? 248 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,962 I just, I don't know what's going on with me right now. 249 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:30,227 I'm just so overwhelmed. I feel like I haven't been touched in a really long time. 250 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,360 You know? Like, I just feel like, um... 251 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:35,189 I'm a little out of sorts or something. 252 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,756 - Okay. - Uh... 253 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:40,281 Anyway, um... 254 00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,152 Maybe we should take a timeout? 255 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,154 No, no, no. Let's take our pants off. 256 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,677 Let's take our pants off. 257 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,201 I think this is a good id-- 258 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,856 This is a good time to take the pants off. 259 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,120 Off. 260 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,562 Will you guys come into bed with me? 261 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,303 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 262 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:06,786 All right. 263 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,449 - I'm so sorry. - Are you still crying? 264 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:21,713 No. I'm not. I just need to be hugged. 265 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,715 - Okay. - I'm sorry. 266 00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,021 - Okay, just-- - It's fine, okay. 267 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,067 I'm just totally fucking around. 268 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,724 Charlie... 269 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,248 - Hmm? - Get in here, man. 270 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,467 Okay. Um... 271 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,090 Oh, sorry. 272 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,877 Will you hang on for a second? - Yeah, yeah. 273 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,575 - I just feel like-- - I honestly think this might not-- 274 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,229 Oh, God. Are you okay? 275 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,449 - Sorry. - It's okay, it's okay. 276 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:04,452 - Are you okay? - Guys, I really think we should stop. 277 00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:07,150 Oh, my gosh. 278 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:10,023 - I am so sorry I hit your head. - It's okay. It's okay. 279 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,939 This is, like, a real overwhelming, emotional thing for me. 280 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,679 - It didn't hurt. - I'm sorry. 281 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:17,465 I just-- I honestly think that is not going that-- 282 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:18,945 No, no, no, it's fine. 283 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:22,296 This is completely just connected, that's all. 284 00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:24,167 It's connected. 285 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:28,215 Please just... hold me. 286 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,008 It's fine. 287 00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:43,926 It's okay. 288 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,249 - Don't worry about it. - Just get in. 289 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:03,815 I'll get in, I'll get in, I'll get in. 290 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,556 - Come on. - Stop. 291 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,297 Just try to get in. 292 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,865 Okay. 293 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,389 - Come on. - I can't. I really can't. 294 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:18,482 Come on. 295 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:19,831 Charlie. 296 00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:24,924 Dude, I'll close the door. 297 00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:57,826 - Good morning. - Yeah, good morning, yeah. 298 00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:01,003 Wearing my, uh, my boxers and T-shirt. 299 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,657 Yeah. 300 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,224 Thanks for letting me wear them. 301 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,268 No worries. 302 00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:07,314 Um... 303 00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:09,533 so, yeah, man. I... 304 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:10,882 The threesome didn't go down 305 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,754 how we thought it was gonna happen. 306 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,277 - It's all right, man. - Okay, cool. 307 00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:15,757 - All good. - All right. 308 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,150 It's just like I wanna make sure you and I 309 00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,891 are on the same page and are cool. 310 00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:20,980 - We're good. - We're good? 311 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,590 We're good. How is she? 312 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,374 - She's good, man. - She seemed like, uh... 313 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,028 What was going on with her? 314 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:29,118 She just got out of a really intense relationship, 315 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:32,687 uh, and so she's very stirred up. 316 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:36,169 But, uh, I think last night was really good for her. 317 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,693 - Good. - Yeah. 318 00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:41,000 So, um... 319 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,176 you know... 320 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:46,788 I-I just feel like I was happy to be there for her 321 00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:51,010 in that moment, and I felt like... 322 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,621 you know... 323 00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:56,885 what happened was... what happened. 324 00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:01,063 As far as I go, I left. 325 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,152 I came in here. I, like... 326 00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,632 had a little "me" time, did a little reading. 327 00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,634 I just went, you know what? 328 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:07,983 I think I'm gonna simplify this 329 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,159 and-and leave the room. 330 00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:13,206 I-I really appreciate that. 331 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:16,774 Um, I'm gonna spend a couple days at her house. 332 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,820 We're gonna kind of get to know each other a little better. 333 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,649 - Okay. Wow. - Yeah. Yeah. 334 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:22,998 - So... - Wow. 335 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,956 Yeah. 336 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,655 - Good for you guys, man. Wow. - Thanks, brother. 337 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,005 You know, really. I'm really happy to, like... 338 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,833 make that connection. 339 00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:33,400 You were the connection-maker. 340 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,532 It feels like she was just speaking 341 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,839 the same language as me. 342 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:41,016 Like, she, uh... 343 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:45,238 she could understand... 344 00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:47,196 like... 345 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,677 the-the craziest nuances 346 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,766 of everything I was trying to say to her. 347 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:54,203 And-and I could-- I felt the same way 348 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,596 about what she was saying to me. 349 00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:58,425 It felt cosmic, you know? 350 00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,166 - Wow. - Yeah. 351 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,037 - It's so good. So good. - Yeah. 352 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,604 It was really special, man. 353 00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:06,041 - Oh, that's so good. - Yeah. 354 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,825 It's... 355 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:10,219 It makes me wanna cry. It makes me wanna laugh. 356 00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,656 It makes me wanna sing and dance. 357 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,921 I'd sing right now. I just don't wanna wake her up. 358 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,793 Oh, man. 359 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:20,621 All right, brother. 360 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,231 Be well. 361 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,103 Be well. 362 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,701 You're my girlfriend now? 363 00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:59,138 I guess so. 364 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,400 And I'm your boyfriend now? 365 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,880 I mean, I'd almost feel silly. 366 00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,404 - I know. - Right? 367 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:05,970 Should we not put labels on it? 368 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,494 I don't know. 369 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:10,192 I think... 370 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,151 No, I think that... I think that-- 371 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,804 - What do we call each other? - I don't know. 372 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:17,068 Do we introduce each other to everyone in our lives? 373 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:19,245 Um... 374 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,160 'Cause I want everyone to know who you are. 375 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,553 Like, I'm proud of you. Like, you're... 376 00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:25,468 like, you're an extension of me. 377 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,514 Yeah. 378 00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,563 It's so wild, 'cause it's just like-- 379 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:35,086 Girlfriend. I hate that word. 380 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,914 - I know. - You know? 381 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,090 - It's so trivial. - Yeah. It feels-- Yeah. 382 00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:42,006 - It feels like we're going to the mall together. - And we're in middle school. 383 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:44,705 - Like a movie. "Here's my girlfriend." - Yeah. 384 00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,663 - I don't wanna go to the mall with you. - I don't either. 385 00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:50,319 - I wanna go to the moon with you. - Yeah. 386 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,500 Should we get married? 387 00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:03,680 - Let's get-- - I feel like we should just get married. 388 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:05,856 - Let's get married. - You know? 389 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,728 I feel like we should just get married. 390 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,556 Let's just get married. 391 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:14,865 Oh, my gosh! Really? You want to? 392 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,302 I wanna marry you. 393 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,434 Really? 394 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,610 - I wanna marry you. --Oh, my gosh, that's so-- 395 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:23,483 - Let's get married. - Holy shit. 396 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,398 Let's just get married. 397 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:27,922 We're not-- We're not going too fast, right? 398 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:30,403 I don't know. Who cares? Whatever! 399 00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,579 I feel like fuck it, right? I mean, let's just go for it. 400 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,190 - Yeah! - You'll do your photography. 401 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,323 I'll figure out what my thing is. 402 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,281 What do you-- What do you-- What is your thing? 403 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,370 - I don't even know. - What do you mean? 404 00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:44,025 - I don't know what my thing is. - How do you live? 405 00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:46,419 I-- My-- I just, like, figure out how to make money. 406 00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:48,769 I'll, like, cater and bartend and-- 407 00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,901 Oh, I love that. Just moment by moment. 408 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,555 I'll just, like, figure it the fuck out. 409 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:54,557 Yeah. 410 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:57,125 Um... 411 00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:59,170 So... 412 00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:01,129 - We're getting married. - We're getting married. 413 00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:03,479 Do you wanna live here? It's like... 414 00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:05,351 Like, you would just live here, right? 415 00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:08,005 I would just live here. Uh, I'll-- I mean, 416 00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,659 We'll just move all my... 417 00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,357 I've got a few bags right now. 418 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,228 I don't have much stuff. 419 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:19,408 What if this is our ring? 420 00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:22,411 Instead of having rings, we'll just use this. 421 00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:25,588 And we can just carry this around. 422 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,679 - Okay. - And it's like... 423 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:32,029 no one will know why we're carrying around 424 00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:33,857 this little ball except us. 425 00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:35,685 Oh, I love that. 426 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:37,121 But do we have to have a tennis ball? 427 00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,427 It's kinda disgusting. 428 00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:39,820 I think we have to embrace it. 429 00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:41,256 Maybe 'cause it's the moment. 430 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,085 - Yeah, okay, yeah. - 'Cause it's... 431 00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:49,003 Oh, Allie, you're part of our little triad. 432 00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:53,355 She's the one that decided that this is the rings. 433 00:21:55,009 --> 00:21:56,750 Thank you. 434 00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:58,186 Wait, so did she just marry us right now? 435 00:21:58,229 --> 00:21:59,883 She just married us right now. 436 00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:02,103 We're married now? 437 00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:04,192 Well, I think we should have a proper ceremony. 438 00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:05,367 No, no, we should have a proper ceremony. 439 00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:07,151 Sit. 440 00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,762 Speak. 441 00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:16,900 ♪ From all my wounds 442 00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:19,381 ♪ In my life 443 00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:23,777 ♪ It took everything in me 444 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:28,434 ♪ To get over, over you 445 00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:31,262 ♪ And I'm still trying 446 00:22:31,306 --> 00:22:33,569 Mom, Mom, you're not listening. 447 00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:36,050 I didn't ever care about the sex. It wasn't about that. 448 00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,400 She and I had a crush on each other when we were younger. 449 00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:39,706 That's all. 450 00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:41,360 Honey, I really need to focus. 451 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,883 I cooked beautifully. 452 00:22:42,926 --> 00:22:45,755 I cleaned my apartment beautifully. 453 00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:48,497 I was so nice to her when she was crying. 454 00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:50,804 Was I acting weird? 455 00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:52,414 I could have been acting kinda weird. 456 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,329 Honey, I really need to do this work. 457 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,852 I might have been acting really weird. 458 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:58,028 I honestly think you're looking at it 459 00:22:58,072 --> 00:23:00,117 from a different... from the wrong perspective. 460 00:23:00,161 --> 00:23:02,337 I think you need to shift your perspective on it. 461 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,947 The key in these situations, 462 00:23:03,991 --> 00:23:05,688 if you're gonna have a threesome, 463 00:23:05,732 --> 00:23:07,690 is to know that, first of all, 464 00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:09,431 they're always gonna choose one or the other. 465 00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:11,651 Even if it's not a physical choice, 466 00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:14,741 energetically, there's gonna be a choice. 467 00:23:14,784 --> 00:23:17,178 Do you remember the time, about a year and a half ago, 468 00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:19,267 when I went to the Wu-Tang Clan concert back in Seattle? 469 00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:21,530 And I went with that guy Robert? 470 00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:23,967 And at the last minute, he pulled an extra ticket, 471 00:23:24,011 --> 00:23:25,882 and he's like, "Do you want to invite a friend?" 472 00:23:25,926 --> 00:23:28,058 I was like, "Yeah. My friend Lucy's in town." 473 00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:31,279 And so, uh, the three of us end up going to Seattle. 474 00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:33,673 We're at the concert, we're drinking, 475 00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:36,240 we're, you know, we smoked a little weed, 476 00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:38,634 and we end up back at the hotel, 477 00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:42,377 and pretty soon I realized, you know, 478 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,900 I knew what was up. 479 00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:45,424 It was gonna be a threesome. 480 00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:48,165 So... 481 00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:52,169 I started feeling the vibes that he was choosing her. 482 00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:54,041 And, mind you, we'd been drinking 483 00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:56,609 these cucumber mint mojitos. 484 00:23:56,652 --> 00:23:58,915 And I looked down. 485 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:01,178 I don't know what came over me, 486 00:24:01,222 --> 00:24:03,572 but I had this burst of inspiration, 487 00:24:03,616 --> 00:24:06,967 and I grabbed that cucumber, 488 00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:10,710 and I started using it on him. 489 00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:12,581 Yeah. I got weird. 490 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,409 He loved it. 491 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,673 All of a sudden, it was all about me. 492 00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:19,980 He chose me. 493 00:24:20,023 --> 00:24:22,112 And I gotta tell you, ever since I've been doing that, 494 00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:25,289 I've been getting so much D. 495 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:28,858 Like, an astonishing amount. 496 00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:30,120 Mom! 497 00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:36,997 "Schedule your civil ceremony." 498 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,391 - Tomorrow you'll have my last name. - Twenty-five dollars? 499 00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:44,483 Tomorrow, you'll be, like, a different person. 500 00:24:46,746 --> 00:24:48,008 I... 501 00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:51,402 I kinda like my last name. 502 00:24:51,446 --> 00:24:55,885 Well, we're gonna get married. You gotta take my last name. 503 00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:58,148 But I like my last name. 504 00:24:58,192 --> 00:24:59,759 But... 505 00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:02,152 Can we do a hyphen or something? 506 00:25:03,806 --> 00:25:04,981 I don't know. 507 00:25:05,025 --> 00:25:06,505 - That's kinda weird. - Yeah. 508 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,115 But my last name's better. 509 00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:09,986 What if you took my last name? 510 00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:15,775 What if you took my last name? 511 00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:19,605 I-I... People made fun of me for my last name my whole life. 512 00:25:19,648 --> 00:25:21,737 I'll do it, yeah. 513 00:25:21,781 --> 00:25:23,391 You'll take my last name? 514 00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:25,785 Kind of a way out for me. I'm into it. 515 00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:28,178 - You got a weird last name. - It's a bad last name. 516 00:25:28,222 --> 00:25:31,181 It's kind of... I just don't really think I'd want that. 517 00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:33,836 - No! I don't want it. - Is that bad? 518 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,535 No. Let's get out of that last name and go to your last name. 519 00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:38,928 Oh, cool! My dad will love that! 520 00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:46,240 - What should we do now? I mean, It's kind of... - I don't know. 521 00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:49,156 Do you wanna say some-- I feel like we should say something. 522 00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:53,247 I promise to be loyal! 523 00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:55,858 - And I promise... - Are you joking right now? 524 00:25:55,902 --> 00:25:58,513 No, I'm serious. I thought you were supposed to do that. 525 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,080 I thought you were joking for a sec. 526 00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:01,690 - Oh, my God! - I got kinda scared. 527 00:26:01,734 --> 00:26:03,474 - I'm so sorry. - It's totally cool. 528 00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:05,346 - What? -'Cause the way you were doing it, 529 00:26:05,389 --> 00:26:07,478 it seemed like you were joking. 530 00:26:07,522 --> 00:26:09,437 I thought that was a grand statement or something. 531 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,221 No, I-- No, it was great. 532 00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:14,137 - I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. - Oh. Okay. 533 00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:19,360 I vow to never leave your side, no matter what! 534 00:26:19,403 --> 00:26:23,669 And if things get hard... 535 00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:26,541 I'll be right there, by your side! 536 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:30,023 And I will not leave! 537 00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:32,895 And I want everyone to hear that! 538 00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:34,723 Oh. 539 00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:37,421 That I will not walk away! 540 00:26:37,465 --> 00:26:41,295 I will remain loyal... 541 00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:45,125 and I will be with you, no matter what! 542 00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:47,257 Oh. Wow. 543 00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:53,916 We need-- We need to exchange something to each other. 544 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,483 - That's what we need to do. - Yeah. 545 00:26:55,526 --> 00:26:57,398 Yeah, we need to exchange something. 546 00:26:57,441 --> 00:26:59,574 Like, I'll cut some of my hair off. 547 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:00,836 Just little bit. I mean, it's-- you know, whatever. 548 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,272 I'll burn mine, I don't care. 549 00:27:02,316 --> 00:27:03,622 I cut these with kitchen scissors. 550 00:27:04,797 --> 00:27:07,103 This is the beginning of our life together. 551 00:27:07,147 --> 00:27:09,628 This is the beginning of our life together. 552 00:27:16,547 --> 00:27:19,246 - ♪ I can hear you from the wayward ♪ 553 00:27:19,289 --> 00:27:21,509 ♪ And I can picture it 554 00:27:23,946 --> 00:27:27,254 ♪ Let it go, we all lose control ♪ 555 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,999 ♪ So let it be 556 00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:36,959 ♪ You're free to feel what you want ♪ 557 00:27:40,484 --> 00:27:45,011 ♪ There's no such thing as fate ♪ 558 00:27:45,838 --> 00:27:47,883 ♪ You'll see 559 00:27:51,104 --> 00:27:56,631 ♪ There's no such thing as faith ♪ 560 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,329 ♪ Believe 561 00:28:04,639 --> 00:28:05,814 Whoo! 562 00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:11,211 Let's just wrestle! 563 00:28:11,254 --> 00:28:13,648 I'm gonna change my status on Facebook 564 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,651 from "single" to "married" now. 565 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:17,826 Oh, my God. 566 00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:21,917 Can you imagine a little baby right here? 567 00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:24,746 - Nice to have a feeling, wouldn't it? - Yeah. 568 00:28:24,790 --> 00:28:27,618 We'll have the baby. 569 00:28:27,662 --> 00:28:29,272 Okay, so, wait. How many do you wanna have? 570 00:28:29,316 --> 00:28:31,405 - Like, four. - Me, too! 571 00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:33,146 I wanna have so many kids. 572 00:28:33,189 --> 00:28:34,582 Actually, like, I wanna have, like, six. 573 00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:35,844 And maybe adopt a couple. 574 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:51,773 'Cause I-I spent fucking... 575 00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:54,950 25 fucking years... 576 00:28:54,994 --> 00:28:57,431 trying to be the guy that's coming into a group, 577 00:28:57,474 --> 00:29:00,782 being like "Like me! Like me!" and no one fucking likes me, 578 00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:02,392 and I'm sick of it. 579 00:29:02,436 --> 00:29:03,872 I'm... 580 00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:06,396 I'm never gonna be that guy again. 581 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,138 And now that I have you, 582 00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:12,228 I don't have to be that fucking guy anymore. 583 00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:14,578 It's just you and me... 584 00:29:17,407 --> 00:29:18,931 And that's it. 585 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:24,850 I mean, maybe now that we have each other that... 586 00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:27,853 like, we don't have to... 587 00:29:27,896 --> 00:29:29,942 prove something? 588 00:29:31,682 --> 00:29:32,771 Yeah. 589 00:29:43,129 --> 00:29:46,262 ♪ From all my wounds 590 00:29:46,306 --> 00:29:48,917 ♪ In my life 591 00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:52,965 ♪ It took everything in me 592 00:29:53,008 --> 00:29:58,100 ♪ To get over, over you 593 00:29:58,144 --> 00:30:02,061 ♪ And I'm still trying 594 00:30:02,104 --> 00:30:06,369 ♪ Now I'd be lying if I said I wasn't lonely ♪ 595 00:30:06,413 --> 00:30:09,895 ♪ Baby, reach out and hold me 596 00:30:11,505 --> 00:30:14,508 ♪ And tell me my wrongs 597 00:30:14,551 --> 00:30:17,685 - Maybe I can have a cigarette? - Yeah, why don't you have a cigarette, 598 00:30:17,728 --> 00:30:20,253 - and I'll kick it in here. - Okay. You don't mind that I have a cigarette? 599 00:30:20,296 --> 00:30:23,125 - No. - Okay, cool. 600 00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:25,388 - Oh, I forgot-- - You didn't know that I... 601 00:30:25,432 --> 00:30:28,130 I think that's something we could probably 602 00:30:28,174 --> 00:30:29,828 talk about at some point, right? 603 00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:32,743 Like, if that gets in the wa... 604 00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:34,093 - Yeah. - Yeah, it's like... 605 00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:36,095 Yeah. Of course. Fine. 606 00:30:36,138 --> 00:30:37,966 - Yeah, I just... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 607 00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:40,273 Like, maybe we can just... Those are things 608 00:30:40,316 --> 00:30:42,841 that we can talk about as the as the relationship 609 00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:45,974 moves forward, right? - Of course. Of course. 610 00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:47,715 - Can I wear this? - Yeah, that's fine. 611 00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:50,544 I feel like a little... not like I... 612 00:30:50,587 --> 00:30:53,982 - Yeah, not in, like, a controlling way or anything. - No, no, no, no. 613 00:30:54,026 --> 00:30:56,332 It's kinda like... it's a... 614 00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:59,988 It's the taste and stuff, of the cigarette in mouth. 615 00:31:00,032 --> 00:31:02,338 - Could you taste it? - No, no, no. 616 00:31:02,382 --> 00:31:04,863 I just-- That's something that I've been exposed to, 617 00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:07,430 and I know what it tastes like. 618 00:31:07,474 --> 00:31:08,867 It's not a big deal. 619 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,825 Have a cigarette, enjoy yourself. 620 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,740 Okay. 621 00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:16,222 - We're great. - You don't care? 622 00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:18,137 - No, it's totally cool. - Okay. 623 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:19,790 - I'm gonna go. - Okay, okay. 624 00:31:19,834 --> 00:31:20,661 - I'm gonna have one. - All right, bye. 625 00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:28,364 I can-- I can hear you, uh... 626 00:31:28,408 --> 00:31:30,453 I can hear you-- Oh, just 'cause... 627 00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:32,760 there's this thing. 628 00:31:32,803 --> 00:31:36,068 - Hi! Are you mad at me? - Hey. No. 629 00:31:36,111 --> 00:31:38,461 - You're mad at me, right? - No, I'm not mad, I'm not mad. 630 00:31:38,505 --> 00:31:40,942 - You would tell me, right? - I'd tell you right away. 631 00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:42,378 - Promise? - Mm-hmm. 632 00:31:42,422 --> 00:31:43,771 Okay. 633 00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:48,384 If you sit right here, I can watch you. 634 00:31:48,428 --> 00:31:49,864 Why don't we just wait until you get back inside? 635 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,387 - Okay. - Okay. 636 00:31:53,868 --> 00:31:56,436 I love you. 637 00:31:56,479 --> 00:31:57,828 Love you. 638 00:31:57,872 --> 00:31:59,482 Can you say it again? 639 00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:00,919 - Love you. - I love you. 640 00:32:10,102 --> 00:32:12,669 I'm so ha-- I'm so happy! 641 00:32:12,713 --> 00:32:15,020 Oh, you do? 642 00:32:15,063 --> 00:32:18,719 I love that about you. I love that about you. 643 00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:21,896 I love it! 644 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,203 Oh, I love it! I love it! 645 00:32:24,246 --> 00:32:28,076 Oh, what's up, guys? So, what's going on? 646 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,252 What's going on? 647 00:32:30,296 --> 00:32:31,950 What's going on? 648 00:32:36,693 --> 00:32:38,782 Hey! Hey! 649 00:33:29,311 --> 00:33:32,271 Did it rain on us last night? 650 00:33:32,314 --> 00:33:35,752 Oh, fuck, there's a leak in the roof. 651 00:33:35,796 --> 00:33:38,016 I fucking just fixed that. 652 00:33:40,714 --> 00:33:43,760 It's okay. 653 00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:47,286 - Do you drink coffee? - Uh, do you have tea? Do you have herbal tea? 654 00:33:47,329 --> 00:33:50,245 - Herbal tea. Uh... - Do you have decaf? 655 00:33:50,289 --> 00:33:53,031 I don't-- I don't think I have decaf. 656 00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:55,685 - Okay. - Um... 657 00:33:57,948 --> 00:34:00,516 I'll take a coffee. That sounds great. 658 00:34:05,217 --> 00:34:07,349 - Good morning. - Good morning. 659 00:34:27,369 --> 00:34:29,415 - It's good. - It's good. 660 00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:31,982 We'll figure out any weirdness and rough patches. 661 00:34:32,026 --> 00:34:33,897 - Yeah. - It's kinda natural. 662 00:34:33,941 --> 00:34:36,900 - You know? Like... it's just natural. - Yeah. 663 00:34:36,944 --> 00:34:39,468 - Okay. I love you. I'll see you soon. - Okay. 664 00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:42,167 Do what you need to do. I'll do what I need to do. 665 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:43,864 Okay. 666 00:34:43,907 --> 00:34:45,735 Bye. 667 00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:50,784 I'm actually am having a huge problem with my roof, 668 00:34:50,827 --> 00:34:53,874 and I wanted to see, um... 669 00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:56,746 It's just-- I had it fixed last-- 670 00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:59,488 I had it fixed last year and it's still leaking. 671 00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:00,968 And I don't know if you know anything about roofs, 672 00:35:01,011 --> 00:35:04,058 but it's, like, a huge puddle. 673 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,016 It doesn't seem to go-- 674 00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:09,107 Do you work in that department, in roofs? 675 00:35:20,553 --> 00:35:22,685 Yeah, I've had-- I've had, like... 676 00:35:22,729 --> 00:35:26,124 They've come out five times or something already. 677 00:35:39,746 --> 00:35:42,009 Okay. 678 00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:45,752 Do you think it's the roofing company that's... 679 00:35:45,839 --> 00:35:49,712 that's the problem? Or do you think, um, it's my roof? 680 00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:51,366 Well... 681 00:35:55,544 --> 00:35:58,417 I'm really trying to expand my group of friends. 682 00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:00,593 I mean, Reek, we see each other in the laundry room sometimes, 683 00:36:00,636 --> 00:36:02,203 and, you know, I think there's something there. 684 00:36:02,247 --> 00:36:05,946 I remember, uh, I was doing laundry, 685 00:36:05,989 --> 00:36:09,428 and you came in, and, uh, you didn't have enough quarters to finish your dry cycle. 686 00:36:09,471 --> 00:36:12,257 And I had some extra quarters, 'cause I'm always well-prepared for things, 687 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:15,216 and, um, I gave them to you, and you were really appreciative of it, 688 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:18,611 and that made me feel very good. 689 00:36:18,654 --> 00:36:21,004 Because a lot of times you do stuff for people, they don't really appreciate it. 690 00:36:21,048 --> 00:36:23,442 I wanted to get a couple guys from the apartment complex 691 00:36:23,485 --> 00:36:25,487 to come by, have some brewskis, 692 00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:27,968 have some pizza, that's Margherita pizza. 693 00:36:28,011 --> 00:36:30,492 I also got the barbeque chicken pizza, 694 00:36:30,536 --> 00:36:33,713 which has kinda more of a party vibe to it, uh, 695 00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:36,629 and I wanted to share some pretty exciting news that I have, 696 00:36:36,672 --> 00:36:39,284 uh, kind of just, with a new group of friends. 697 00:36:39,327 --> 00:36:42,983 Last night, me and the girl of my dreams 698 00:36:43,026 --> 00:36:44,332 decided to get married. 699 00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:45,942 We decided to tie the knot. 700 00:36:45,986 --> 00:36:47,335 Congrats. 701 00:36:47,379 --> 00:36:48,858 Mazel tov. 702 00:36:48,902 --> 00:36:51,513 Congratulations. That's incredible. 703 00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:53,863 You and Zoe, you decided you're gonna get married? 704 00:36:53,907 --> 00:36:56,301 Yeah, we just decided to jump in. 705 00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:58,781 We didn't want to wait around 706 00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:01,393 to let the relationship develop or whatever. We both felt it. 707 00:37:01,436 --> 00:37:04,309 We wanted to take the feeling that we had and just dive in. 708 00:37:04,352 --> 00:37:07,747 You went to the courthouse and you got married? 709 00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:09,488 We had a ceremony at her place. 710 00:37:09,531 --> 00:37:11,098 Uh, we had a bunch of candles lit. 711 00:37:11,141 --> 00:37:13,274 It was very romantic. 712 00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:14,928 And just, you know, we just wanted to do it right. 713 00:37:14,971 --> 00:37:16,451 Mazel tov. 714 00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:18,758 - Wow. - Exciting news. 715 00:37:18,801 --> 00:37:20,977 - I'm so happy for you. - Thank you, Charlie. 716 00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:22,588 I really appreciate it. 717 00:37:22,631 --> 00:37:24,764 I'm thinking about taking the day-- 718 00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:26,853 I might go camping. 719 00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,681 I might-- I might just go out into the wilderness 720 00:37:28,724 --> 00:37:30,944 and just kinda go... 721 00:37:30,987 --> 00:37:33,599 "This is me! This is the world!" 722 00:37:33,642 --> 00:37:36,036 You find yourself in that environment, 723 00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:37,646 and you probably appreciate it more being away from her. 724 00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:39,039 - Yeah. - Yeah. 725 00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:41,433 Because you know, you guys know 726 00:37:41,476 --> 00:37:44,262 that you have a connection when you're with each other, 727 00:37:44,305 --> 00:37:45,959 but you also need to know that you can be your own separate people. 728 00:37:46,002 --> 00:37:49,223 That's where most relationships go wrong, 729 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,094 and you guys are heading that off from the start, and that's fucking smart. 730 00:37:51,138 --> 00:37:52,531 That means a lot, man. 731 00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:54,184 And, you know, I... 732 00:37:54,228 --> 00:37:56,361 I can see, you know, 733 00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:58,711 I can see us hanging out more, you know? 734 00:37:58,754 --> 00:38:00,408 Instead of just seeing each other around the apartments, 735 00:38:00,452 --> 00:38:02,889 the apartment complex, it can be like, 736 00:38:02,932 --> 00:38:04,891 "Hey, wanna come over for a cup of coffee in the morning?" 737 00:38:04,934 --> 00:38:07,067 - A brewski, you know? - I like that. 738 00:38:07,110 --> 00:38:09,635 - You know? - I love that. 739 00:38:09,678 --> 00:38:12,638 I mean, we're best friends, and so having some new blood 740 00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:15,467 and having some new energy around here will be so great. 741 00:38:15,510 --> 00:38:18,165 I mean, this could be the new group. 742 00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:20,298 I think we should all show each other our penises. 743 00:38:20,341 --> 00:38:22,778 I think we should all take our penises out 744 00:38:22,822 --> 00:38:25,259 and-and-and show them to each other 745 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:28,175 and see who we all really are. 746 00:38:31,221 --> 00:38:32,788 All right, man. 747 00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:36,052 - I love you. - I love you, too, man. 748 00:38:36,096 --> 00:38:38,490 Can you say it without saying "man"? 749 00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:43,451 I just feel like it means more. 750 00:38:43,495 --> 00:38:45,758 You know what I mean? I love you. 751 00:38:52,504 --> 00:38:54,201 I'm in a really good place right now, 752 00:38:54,244 --> 00:38:56,638 and I'm just trying to, like... you know? 753 00:38:56,682 --> 00:38:59,380 I'm just trying to kinda keep it protected. 754 00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:02,470 So, uh... 755 00:39:02,514 --> 00:39:05,691 - Gotcha. - I'll see you soon. 756 00:39:05,734 --> 00:39:06,735 Cool. 757 00:39:06,779 --> 00:39:08,433 Take care of yourself, man. 758 00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:10,609 - Yeah, you-- - All right? 759 00:39:12,132 --> 00:39:14,221 Unlock it. 760 00:39:16,528 --> 00:39:19,792 ♪ When will I be released 761 00:39:19,835 --> 00:39:23,926 ♪ From, from your spell 762 00:39:23,970 --> 00:39:27,626 ♪ I can't go on 763 00:39:27,669 --> 00:39:31,325 ♪ Living in this memory 764 00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:45,208 - Hello? - Mom. 765 00:39:45,252 --> 00:39:48,386 Hey, honey, what are you doing? 766 00:39:48,429 --> 00:39:51,780 I'm driving to Zoe's house right now, 767 00:39:51,824 --> 00:39:56,089 and I'm gonna go over there and... 768 00:39:56,132 --> 00:39:58,308 just tell her everything that I've been feeling. 769 00:39:58,352 --> 00:39:59,701 You know, I feel like she got 770 00:39:59,745 --> 00:40:02,225 the wrong idea of me the other night. 771 00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:06,534 And, uh, I just kinda wanna go over there and, like... 772 00:40:06,578 --> 00:40:09,189 show her my best self, you know? 773 00:40:09,232 --> 00:40:10,930 Show her what I'm really about. 774 00:40:15,761 --> 00:40:18,590 I think-- I think that's a terrible idea. 775 00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:20,418 I don't think you should do that. 776 00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:22,507 Oh, I'm actually-- 777 00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:24,639 I'm just calling to get some affirmation. 778 00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:27,425 I'm not really looking for advice right now. 779 00:40:32,299 --> 00:40:34,432 I think you're gonna embarrass yourself. 780 00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:41,090 That's just... 781 00:40:41,134 --> 00:40:44,354 Why do you have to do that, Mom? 782 00:40:44,398 --> 00:40:46,966 Why can't you just support me when I want you to support me. 783 00:40:51,492 --> 00:40:53,363 Why can't you... 784 00:40:56,192 --> 00:40:59,805 Okay, I-I love you, Mom. I'll call you later. 785 00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:48,157 "One last hurrah. 786 00:41:48,201 --> 00:41:52,379 "Everybody deserves it. 787 00:41:52,422 --> 00:41:56,601 "Because I'm getting 788 00:41:56,644 --> 00:41:58,820 married." 789 00:42:02,737 --> 00:42:06,219 "Time to be on my own 790 00:42:06,262 --> 00:42:10,223 "with the love in my heart. 791 00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:13,139 "Camping time. 792 00:42:13,182 --> 00:42:15,750 Peace." 793 00:42:15,794 --> 00:42:19,493 "Peace out." 794 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,408 Peace out. 795 00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:34,421 "Camping. Marriage. 796 00:42:34,464 --> 00:42:39,687 Life is amazing. Life is amazing." 797 00:42:39,731 --> 00:42:44,083 Why am I fucking saying it twice? 798 00:42:44,126 --> 00:42:45,693 Life is amazing. 799 00:42:45,737 --> 00:42:47,129 "Camping. Marriage. Life is amazing." 800 00:42:47,173 --> 00:42:48,609 Great. 801 00:42:53,788 --> 00:42:58,010 Yeah, that looks... That looks really good. 802 00:42:58,053 --> 00:43:01,535 Then I-- Yeah, it kinda got away from me. 803 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,929 I didn't really know what we were doing 804 00:43:03,972 --> 00:43:05,495 or what was going on. 805 00:43:05,539 --> 00:43:06,845 Oh, my gosh. 806 00:43:06,888 --> 00:43:08,411 And so I just said, okay. 807 00:43:08,455 --> 00:43:10,631 You know what I'm gonna do? 808 00:43:10,675 --> 00:43:12,720 I'm gonna go do my thing. 809 00:43:12,764 --> 00:43:14,243 - Yeah. - And I'm gonna let them do their thing. 810 00:43:14,287 --> 00:43:16,289 Yeah, I mean... 811 00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:18,944 There's no weirdness now, you know? 812 00:43:18,987 --> 00:43:21,468 Like, I... I feel good. 813 00:43:21,511 --> 00:43:23,035 Cool. 814 00:43:23,078 --> 00:43:25,428 - Yeah. I feel really good. - Cool. 815 00:43:25,472 --> 00:43:28,431 You seem like you-- You seem good. 816 00:43:28,475 --> 00:43:31,086 Um... 817 00:43:32,566 --> 00:43:34,046 Thank you. 818 00:43:34,089 --> 00:43:35,743 Yeah. You're welcome. 819 00:43:35,874 --> 00:43:39,617 Oh, man, I gotta clean this... shithole up. 820 00:43:41,096 --> 00:43:43,359 You want some help? 821 00:43:43,403 --> 00:43:45,710 I mean... 822 00:43:45,753 --> 00:43:48,190 Did you want help just putting some-- 823 00:43:48,234 --> 00:43:50,018 Yeah, sure, that'd actually be really nice. 824 00:43:50,062 --> 00:43:52,978 Yeah, thank you. Yeah. Let's do that. 825 00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:55,937 Okay. 826 00:44:28,187 --> 00:44:31,712 I was roofied once and woke up on a stretcher. 827 00:44:31,756 --> 00:44:34,367 - Seriously? - Yeah. It was fucked up. 828 00:44:34,410 --> 00:44:36,674 In Bellevue in New York, 829 00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:39,024 which is the psych ward. 830 00:44:39,067 --> 00:44:40,721 - Oh, shit. - Yeah. 831 00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:42,418 Why... why... 832 00:44:42,462 --> 00:44:43,985 I don't even know what happened. 833 00:44:44,029 --> 00:44:46,596 I just... was in a bar and I had a drink or two 834 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,773 and then... 835 00:44:48,816 --> 00:44:50,905 Yeah, I woke up in the hospital. 836 00:44:50,949 --> 00:44:53,299 Do you know what happened? 837 00:44:53,342 --> 00:44:55,127 Okay, this is the really weird part, 838 00:44:55,170 --> 00:45:00,262 but I actually left before they discharged me. 839 00:45:00,306 --> 00:45:01,699 What does that mean? 840 00:45:01,742 --> 00:45:03,439 Like, normally you go to the hospital, 841 00:45:03,483 --> 00:45:04,702 you have to be discharged. 842 00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:07,182 I actually was still so out of it 843 00:45:07,226 --> 00:45:09,924 that I found myself strapped on this thing, 844 00:45:09,968 --> 00:45:13,667 and I woke up in my little high-heeled outfit, 845 00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:15,843 and I started taking the straps off, 846 00:45:15,887 --> 00:45:17,410 and I walked out. 847 00:45:17,453 --> 00:45:20,979 I was strutting out of this hospital in my... 848 00:45:21,022 --> 00:45:24,634 miniskirt and high heels, going... 849 00:45:24,678 --> 00:45:26,593 - Yeah, I went to a diner. - So you just left. 850 00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:28,377 I just left. 851 00:45:28,421 --> 00:45:30,466 And you went to a diner? 852 00:45:30,510 --> 00:45:32,468 I went to a diner. 853 00:45:32,512 --> 00:45:36,516 - Oh, my God. - Really bad. 854 00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:38,823 I think it is coming from, like, the area 855 00:45:38,866 --> 00:45:40,433 that you think it's coming from. 856 00:45:40,476 --> 00:45:42,652 But do you see that crack over there? 857 00:45:42,696 --> 00:45:45,090 - Yeah. - Where there's streaks of water? 858 00:45:45,133 --> 00:45:46,918 You mean the separation of the beams? 859 00:45:46,961 --> 00:45:48,833 - Okay, do you see those streaks? - Yeah. 860 00:45:48,876 --> 00:45:50,660 I think those are water stains. 861 00:45:50,704 --> 00:45:52,532 And I think that the water's coming through that crack-- 862 00:45:52,575 --> 00:45:54,316 Oh, those are water stains! 863 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,883 - And making those... - Oh, my God. 864 00:45:55,927 --> 00:45:58,364 - ...of where it's coming from. - Oh, my God. 865 00:45:58,407 --> 00:46:00,714 I'm thinking it's coming out of that screw over there. 866 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:02,237 It's clearly right there. 867 00:46:02,281 --> 00:46:04,239 Well, yeah, I really wanna, like... 868 00:46:04,283 --> 00:46:06,546 I don't know. I wanna, like, stop it or something. 869 00:46:06,589 --> 00:46:08,374 I wanna, like... 870 00:46:08,417 --> 00:46:11,899 I mean, should I get some putty or something? 871 00:46:11,943 --> 00:46:14,119 Uh... Yeah, no, yeah. 872 00:46:14,162 --> 00:46:16,904 I don't know what you put up there. 873 00:46:16,948 --> 00:46:18,732 They way you said "putty" was kinda funny. 874 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:20,995 Oh. Um... 875 00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:23,476 - Yeah. Uh... - Yes, do you have-- 876 00:46:23,519 --> 00:46:25,783 - Like an art supply putty? - Sounds good, yes. 877 00:46:25,826 --> 00:46:27,567 - Do you have putty? - Yeah. 878 00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:31,049 Great. I'll put some on there, if you bring me the putty. 879 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,316 Okay, I'm gonna, uh... 880 00:46:39,144 --> 00:46:41,189 I'm gonna make a call really quickly, okay? 881 00:46:41,233 --> 00:46:42,451 - Sure. - I'll be right back. 882 00:46:42,495 --> 00:46:43,713 Okay. 883 00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,719 Hi! It's me just calling to say hi. 884 00:46:49,763 --> 00:46:51,939 I wanted to see what you're up to. 885 00:46:51,983 --> 00:46:54,246 And... yeah. 886 00:46:54,289 --> 00:46:57,075 Thinking about you a lot and our... 887 00:46:57,118 --> 00:46:59,381 our... fun night. 888 00:46:59,425 --> 00:47:01,731 And... 889 00:47:01,775 --> 00:47:02,994 just missing you. 890 00:47:03,037 --> 00:47:04,430 So call me. 891 00:47:04,473 --> 00:47:06,693 All right. Bye. 892 00:48:05,273 --> 00:48:09,451 It became this, like, incredible feeling of, like, 893 00:48:09,495 --> 00:48:11,497 this is the whole world, right here. 894 00:48:11,540 --> 00:48:14,152 It safe and it's-- there's trust, 895 00:48:14,195 --> 00:48:15,762 and we can hurt each other. 896 00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:19,157 And it's okay because we're there and whatever. 897 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:22,160 And the next morning, we went our separate ways. 898 00:48:22,203 --> 00:48:24,510 And that night, she fucked some waiter 899 00:48:24,553 --> 00:48:25,990 from the restaurant down the block. 900 00:48:26,033 --> 00:48:27,339 She fucked someone? 901 00:48:27,382 --> 00:48:29,907 I came over to her place afterwards, 902 00:48:29,950 --> 00:48:33,345 and I saw in her bed there was, like, the waiter's... 903 00:48:33,388 --> 00:48:35,390 the waiter's notebook thing? 904 00:48:37,088 --> 00:48:38,785 And it was just so fucking stupid 905 00:48:38,828 --> 00:48:42,571 'cause it was like we were addicted to these feelings, 906 00:48:42,615 --> 00:48:45,748 but, like... 907 00:48:45,792 --> 00:48:48,969 It wasn't real. We didn't... 908 00:48:49,013 --> 00:48:51,754 We'd be, like, driving in the car next to each other. 909 00:48:51,798 --> 00:48:54,496 I'd look-- I'd be driving, 910 00:48:54,540 --> 00:48:56,716 I'd look over to her in the passenger seat 911 00:48:56,759 --> 00:48:59,501 and realize that we had nothing to say to each other. 912 00:48:59,545 --> 00:49:04,245 We had nothing other than these intense feelings that... 913 00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:06,856 Holy shit, wait. You really felt like 914 00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:09,685 you had nothing in common the whole time? 915 00:49:09,729 --> 00:49:11,470 We didn't know each other. 916 00:49:11,513 --> 00:49:14,386 Oh! Mm! Wow! 917 00:49:14,429 --> 00:49:17,911 Yeah. Fuck, I really, like... 918 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:19,913 Oh... 919 00:49:21,436 --> 00:49:23,743 Yeah. I, uh... 920 00:49:27,399 --> 00:49:31,011 Yeah, I feel like I'm in a weird place right now, 921 00:49:31,055 --> 00:49:33,231 because... 922 00:49:36,886 --> 00:49:38,714 Nah, I... 923 00:50:17,318 --> 00:50:20,887 Hey, it's me. I'm just calling to say hi. 924 00:50:20,930 --> 00:50:22,976 Uh, call me back. 925 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:26,197 I wanna see how your day's going and... 926 00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:28,808 Uh, yeah, just hear what you're doing. 927 00:50:28,851 --> 00:50:31,463 And, uh... 928 00:50:31,506 --> 00:50:34,596 I guess, just... 929 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,947 make sure, I don't know... 930 00:50:37,991 --> 00:50:39,862 your day's good. 931 00:50:39,906 --> 00:50:42,256 So, uh... 932 00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:44,084 call me. 933 00:50:44,128 --> 00:50:47,000 I miss you. Uh... 934 00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:49,176 Okay. Bye. 935 00:51:08,761 --> 00:51:11,416 - Well, that's gross. - What is this? 936 00:51:11,459 --> 00:51:13,592 A vase. Oh! 937 00:51:13,635 --> 00:51:16,290 Oh, it's a vase. 938 00:51:17,944 --> 00:51:20,077 I got it in Santa Clarita. 939 00:51:21,165 --> 00:51:23,341 This is disgusting. 940 00:51:23,384 --> 00:51:25,386 I know. I was gonna ask you how old this stuff is. 941 00:51:25,430 --> 00:51:27,127 This is really, really bad. 942 00:51:27,171 --> 00:51:29,173 I don't know, a day or two or something. 943 00:51:29,216 --> 00:51:31,218 - Oh, okay. - I hate leftovers. 944 00:51:33,046 --> 00:51:35,483 Well... 945 00:51:38,791 --> 00:51:41,837 I feel like I'm kind of getting tired, and-- 946 00:51:41,881 --> 00:51:43,535 I know, yeah. 947 00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:45,624 Thank you so much for coming by. 948 00:51:45,667 --> 00:51:48,670 I'm sorry I'm serving you this disgusting food right now. 949 00:51:48,714 --> 00:51:50,759 No, it's cool. 950 00:51:50,803 --> 00:51:53,110 I really appreciate that you came by, you know? 951 00:51:53,153 --> 00:51:55,808 - Yeah. - I feel like a phone call would have sort of... yeah. 952 00:51:55,851 --> 00:51:57,462 It would have been weird. 953 00:51:57,505 --> 00:51:59,464 I happy to... I happy that I... 954 00:51:59,507 --> 00:52:02,031 Thank you for being cool about al this. 955 00:52:02,075 --> 00:52:03,685 Yeah, of course. 956 00:52:03,729 --> 00:52:05,383 Yeah. 957 00:52:05,426 --> 00:52:07,646 Um... 958 00:52:07,689 --> 00:52:09,169 I... yeah. 959 00:52:09,213 --> 00:52:11,302 This table is, um... 960 00:52:12,651 --> 00:52:15,654 - Old. - Yeah, it's old. 961 00:52:15,697 --> 00:52:17,569 Um, well, I feel like-- 962 00:52:17,612 --> 00:52:19,571 I know. I know. I... 963 00:52:19,614 --> 00:52:22,182 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna leave in a second. 964 00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:24,706 - Um... - Okay. 965 00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:26,926 I didn't mean that like... 966 00:52:26,969 --> 00:52:30,364 What I'm-- I... I'm like... 967 00:52:30,408 --> 00:52:32,584 Sorry, I know I'm being weird right now. 968 00:52:32,627 --> 00:52:35,152 I, uh... 969 00:52:35,195 --> 00:52:37,023 - Are you... - I'm being weird, yeah. 970 00:52:37,066 --> 00:52:39,591 I'm telling you that I'm being weird right now. 971 00:52:39,634 --> 00:52:41,419 I'm trying to, like, get... 972 00:52:41,462 --> 00:52:43,160 gear myself up to tell you something 973 00:52:43,203 --> 00:52:44,639 that's kind of uncomfortable. 974 00:52:44,683 --> 00:52:49,166 So I'm just... kind of in my head about it. 975 00:52:49,209 --> 00:52:52,691 That's all. 976 00:52:52,734 --> 00:52:56,695 Are you good or... 977 00:52:56,738 --> 00:52:58,305 - Yeah. - Yeah? 978 00:52:58,349 --> 00:53:02,135 Yeah. Um... Can we, like-- Can we get up from here? 979 00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:05,225 I feel kind of stiff right now at this table, 980 00:53:05,269 --> 00:53:06,879 and I would love to, like... 981 00:53:06,922 --> 00:53:08,620 - Yeah. - Can we go in there? 982 00:53:08,663 --> 00:53:10,012 Yeah. 983 00:53:10,056 --> 00:53:12,014 I kinda just wanna, like, get up, move... 984 00:53:12,058 --> 00:53:13,277 Yeah, yeah. Okay. 985 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,496 My blood... 986 00:53:15,540 --> 00:53:18,064 Do you want, like, a drink or something or... 987 00:53:18,107 --> 00:53:19,892 Yeah, do you have any more of those water bottles? 988 00:53:19,935 --> 00:53:21,241 Can I get a water bottle? 989 00:53:21,285 --> 00:53:22,938 Thanks. 990 00:53:25,289 --> 00:53:28,901 Sorry. Sorry that I'm being like this. 991 00:53:28,944 --> 00:53:30,511 No, are you okay? 992 00:53:30,555 --> 00:53:33,340 Yeah. Yes. No, I'm okay. You don't have to freak out. 993 00:53:33,384 --> 00:53:36,300 I'm not gonna tell you that I have, like, an STD. 994 00:53:36,343 --> 00:53:37,910 Okay, good, 'cause I... yeah. 995 00:53:37,953 --> 00:53:39,781 - Whatever. Um... - Okay. 996 00:53:45,396 --> 00:53:49,791 I got, uh, I got really turned on the other night 997 00:53:49,835 --> 00:53:52,054 when were in the threesome. 998 00:53:52,098 --> 00:53:53,360 - The threesome? - Yeah. 999 00:53:53,404 --> 00:53:55,754 I got really turned on... 1000 00:53:55,797 --> 00:53:58,670 um, by you crying. 1001 00:53:58,713 --> 00:54:02,021 And I feel like I have to say that. 1002 00:54:02,064 --> 00:54:05,067 Because it's all that I've been thinking about. 1003 00:54:05,111 --> 00:54:06,939 And I, like-- I can't. 1004 00:54:06,982 --> 00:54:09,376 I literally can't get it out of my head. 1005 00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:13,032 And I don't really know what to do about that. 1006 00:54:13,075 --> 00:54:14,990 So I just have to tell you that. 1007 00:54:15,034 --> 00:54:17,254 - Oh, uh... - That's all. 1008 00:54:17,297 --> 00:54:19,473 - Huh. That's so weird. - Yeah. 1009 00:54:19,517 --> 00:54:21,301 I mean, it's not weird, 1010 00:54:21,345 --> 00:54:23,869 but I would never have thought that would have been a turn-on. 1011 00:54:23,912 --> 00:54:27,786 It's kind of... a little creepy. 1012 00:54:27,829 --> 00:54:32,051 Yeah, it is. 1013 00:54:32,094 --> 00:54:34,923 - Because it is creepy. - It is creepy, right? 1014 00:54:34,967 --> 00:54:36,360 - Oh, the crying? - Yeah. 1015 00:54:36,403 --> 00:54:38,187 No, no, no, the crying wasn't creepy. 1016 00:54:38,231 --> 00:54:40,277 I feel creepy. I feel creepy. 1017 00:54:41,843 --> 00:54:45,194 - Why? - 'Cause I, um... 1018 00:54:45,238 --> 00:54:48,372 I got really turned on, sexually, 1019 00:54:48,415 --> 00:54:52,419 and I was also really moved emotionally, 1020 00:54:52,463 --> 00:54:56,380 and I had never felt those two things together before. 1021 00:54:56,423 --> 00:54:59,252 And I felt those two things together for the first time, 1022 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:01,472 and it kinda blew my fucking mind, 1023 00:55:01,515 --> 00:55:03,648 and that's kinda all... 1024 00:55:03,691 --> 00:55:06,738 I have this image that I can't get out of my head right now. 1025 00:55:06,781 --> 00:55:11,743 Um, and it's me and you, and, um... 1026 00:55:11,786 --> 00:55:14,006 And I'm, uh, I'm-I'm... 1027 00:55:14,049 --> 00:55:16,617 I start by I'm sucking on your nipples. 1028 00:55:16,661 --> 00:55:19,751 Um, and... 1029 00:55:19,794 --> 00:55:23,450 Um, I-I like, work my way down to your pussy, 1030 00:55:23,494 --> 00:55:25,974 and, um... 1031 00:55:26,018 --> 00:55:28,586 I, uh, and I call you "Mommy." 1032 00:55:28,629 --> 00:55:30,457 And I'm, like... 1033 00:55:30,501 --> 00:55:33,852 I'm, like, nestled into your pussy, and, um... 1034 00:55:33,895 --> 00:55:35,941 and I'm, like, crying and I'm saying, 1035 00:55:35,984 --> 00:55:38,291 "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, I'm so sorry." 1036 00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:39,858 It was like I did something wrong, 1037 00:55:39,901 --> 00:55:43,862 and you're beating my head, um, to, like, punish me. 1038 00:55:43,905 --> 00:55:45,994 And, um, I'm like... 1039 00:55:46,038 --> 00:55:48,127 And then we fuck. 1040 00:55:48,170 --> 00:55:49,694 And I call you "Mommy" the whole time, 1041 00:55:49,737 --> 00:55:51,435 and I'm, like, talking in a baby voice. 1042 00:55:51,478 --> 00:55:52,958 And it... you know... 1043 00:55:53,001 --> 00:55:56,178 This is kinda... This is kinda weird actually. 1044 00:55:56,222 --> 00:56:00,052 Because I have this weird, uh... 1045 00:56:00,095 --> 00:56:02,315 I have this biz... 1046 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:04,186 I'm kinda embarrassed to say this, 1047 00:56:04,230 --> 00:56:08,365 but I have this weird fantasy about, uh... 1048 00:56:08,408 --> 00:56:11,542 having these enormous breasts. 1049 00:56:11,585 --> 00:56:13,457 - Huh. - And... 1050 00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:16,373 But they're filled with so much milk. 1051 00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:19,985 And... you know... 1052 00:56:20,028 --> 00:56:21,813 You're just sucking on them 1053 00:56:21,856 --> 00:56:25,382 and drinking all the milk from them. 1054 00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:29,298 You mean me? I? Me? Or just, like, a person? 1055 00:56:29,342 --> 00:56:31,431 Well, I guess it was anybody, 1056 00:56:31,475 --> 00:56:34,695 but, you know, it's interesting that you have this... 1057 00:56:34,739 --> 00:56:38,220 Yeah. 1058 00:56:38,264 --> 00:56:41,093 And then you're kind of, like-- 1059 00:56:41,136 --> 00:56:43,138 I guess I have to sort of take care of you, 1060 00:56:43,182 --> 00:56:45,010 and you're just drinking my milk, 1061 00:56:45,053 --> 00:56:46,664 but you're, like, my baby, 1062 00:56:46,707 --> 00:56:48,883 and I'm comforting you and you're crying. 1063 00:56:48,927 --> 00:56:52,278 But simultaneously, we're both kinda of getting off. 1064 00:56:52,321 --> 00:56:54,976 I don't know if we're rubbing each other 1065 00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:56,848 or what's happening. 1066 00:56:56,891 --> 00:56:59,459 Oh, my God. 1067 00:57:04,159 --> 00:57:06,597 Um... that's fucking awesome. 1068 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,599 That's really cool. That's like what I said. 1069 00:57:08,642 --> 00:57:09,948 Holy shit. 1070 00:57:09,991 --> 00:57:11,776 - That sounds really... - This is... 1071 00:57:11,819 --> 00:57:14,996 That sounds really fucked up, but it sounds really hot to me. 1072 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,781 - I know. Why? - I don't know why. 1073 00:57:16,824 --> 00:57:19,610 I don't know. But I don't have big breasts. 1074 00:57:19,653 --> 00:57:21,742 - You have great boobs? - Do I have? 1075 00:57:21,786 --> 00:57:23,222 You haven't seen them, though. 1076 00:57:23,265 --> 00:57:26,181 I saw them through your dress the other night. 1077 00:57:26,225 --> 00:57:27,574 You saw them through my dress? 1078 00:57:27,618 --> 00:57:28,880 I don't know. I mean, I get the picture. 1079 00:57:28,923 --> 00:57:30,403 They're great. You have good tits. 1080 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:32,144 I don't have to see them to know that. 1081 00:57:32,187 --> 00:57:34,233 They're not a terrible... 1082 00:57:34,276 --> 00:57:36,583 They're kinda cute, I guess. 1083 00:57:36,627 --> 00:57:39,368 But in that fantasy, they're these kinda like 1084 00:57:39,412 --> 00:57:42,502 big, fat tits, you know? 1085 00:57:44,243 --> 00:57:45,462 - Can I... - Will you... 1086 00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:47,376 maybe... 1087 00:57:47,420 --> 00:57:50,771 like, just... 1088 00:57:50,815 --> 00:57:52,686 I don't know. Do you wanna touch them, maybe? 1089 00:57:52,730 --> 00:57:54,471 Yeah, I do. 1090 00:58:06,918 --> 00:58:09,964 - Can I-- - Can you pretend they're big? 1091 00:58:10,008 --> 00:58:12,358 I don't have to, they're great. 1092 00:58:12,401 --> 00:58:15,579 I know, but I kind of love big boobs. 1093 00:58:15,622 --> 00:58:17,015 Isn't that weird? 1094 00:58:17,058 --> 00:58:19,191 No, I can pretend they're big, yeah. 1095 00:58:19,234 --> 00:58:21,193 Can I, um... 1096 00:58:21,236 --> 00:58:24,239 Will you go down... Will you go down here? 1097 00:58:24,283 --> 00:58:26,024 Yeah, so I'll go... 1098 00:58:26,067 --> 00:58:28,113 I'm gonna sit right here. 1099 00:58:28,156 --> 00:58:29,941 I'm gonna come-- I'm gonna go down there. 1100 00:58:29,984 --> 00:58:31,203 You're gonna go down here. 1101 00:58:31,246 --> 00:58:32,378 Okay. 1102 00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:34,772 And... 1103 00:58:34,815 --> 00:58:37,905 I guess you can just start by... 1104 00:58:37,949 --> 00:58:40,125 touching my boobs. 1105 00:58:40,168 --> 00:58:41,518 Okay. 1106 00:58:41,561 --> 00:58:43,650 We'll just go slowly. 1107 00:58:43,694 --> 00:58:46,740 You can touch my boobs, and then you can 1108 00:58:46,784 --> 00:58:49,961 kind of mush them together a little bit. 1109 00:58:50,004 --> 00:58:52,224 Yeah, like that. 1110 00:58:52,267 --> 00:58:54,618 Ah, that feels good. 1111 00:58:54,661 --> 00:58:57,925 Will you, maybe, drink the milk? 1112 00:58:57,969 --> 00:59:03,017 - Can I call you Mommy? - Yeah, you call me Mommy. 1113 00:59:03,061 --> 00:59:05,280 - Ah! - Mommy. Mommy. 1114 00:59:05,324 --> 00:59:06,804 Oh. 1115 00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:10,111 Mommy, can I have more milk, please? 1116 00:59:10,155 --> 00:59:11,809 Ohh, drink the milk. 1117 00:59:11,852 --> 00:59:13,332 Drink the milk. Keep going. 1118 00:59:13,375 --> 00:59:16,291 - Mommy? - Grab this one while you do it. 1119 00:59:16,335 --> 00:59:18,990 - Am I in trouble? - No, you've been a good boy. 1120 00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:20,818 Say that I'm in trouble. 1121 00:59:20,861 --> 00:59:23,560 You're in trouble. You've been a bad boy. 1122 00:59:23,603 --> 00:59:25,866 I'm sorry, Mommy! I'm sorry! 1123 00:59:25,910 --> 00:59:29,043 Will you grab my back while you do it? And just suck my nipple harder. 1124 00:59:29,087 --> 00:59:30,828 Mmm, that's good. 1125 00:59:30,871 --> 00:59:32,786 Mommy? 1126 00:59:32,830 --> 00:59:36,747 Keep calling me Mommy. You've been a bad boy. 1127 00:59:53,851 --> 00:59:55,461 Zoe! 1128 00:59:55,504 --> 00:59:56,462 Zoe! 1129 00:59:58,159 --> 01:00:00,379 - Hey. - Hey, man. 1130 01:00:00,422 --> 01:00:02,337 - How's it going? - What, uh... 1131 01:00:02,381 --> 01:00:03,425 What are you doing here? 1132 01:00:03,469 --> 01:00:05,732 Yeah, I... Look, man, I... 1133 01:00:05,776 --> 01:00:07,734 I just felt like there was stuff between us. 1134 01:00:07,778 --> 01:00:10,737 I felt like there was static in the communication. 1135 01:00:10,781 --> 01:00:14,654 And I wanted to come over here and clear the air. 1136 01:00:14,698 --> 01:00:17,178 You know? And look, man, I... 1137 01:00:17,222 --> 01:00:20,791 I've been kind of a jerk lately. 1138 01:00:20,834 --> 01:00:23,707 And I wanted to come over and apologize for that. 1139 01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:26,013 What's... what's that on your head, man? 1140 01:00:26,057 --> 01:00:27,624 Is that a baby's bonnet? 1141 01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:28,973 Yeah! 1142 01:00:29,016 --> 01:00:30,801 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 1143 01:00:30,844 --> 01:00:33,281 Oh, yeah, she's got all these little random things, 1144 01:00:33,325 --> 01:00:35,283 like, lying around the house. 1145 01:00:35,327 --> 01:00:37,372 And, uh, I threw it on my head as a joke. 1146 01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:40,506 I was like, "Whaaa! I'm a little baby!" 1147 01:00:40,549 --> 01:00:42,116 Cool, man. 1148 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,465 Hey! 1149 01:00:43,509 --> 01:00:46,033 Hi! 1150 01:00:46,077 --> 01:00:47,426 Come on in! 1151 01:00:50,690 --> 01:00:52,910 So I've been spending kinda the past day 1152 01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:54,694 thinking about what this is. 1153 01:00:54,738 --> 01:00:56,914 Like... is it real? 1154 01:00:56,957 --> 01:00:59,046 I feel like we jumped into this thing really fast. 1155 01:00:59,090 --> 01:01:00,918 But I-I-I just... 1156 01:01:00,961 --> 01:01:02,571 I haven't been able to get you out of my head. 1157 01:01:02,615 --> 01:01:05,966 And whether it's too fast or not, 1158 01:01:06,010 --> 01:01:07,359 that doesn't matter to me. 1159 01:01:07,402 --> 01:01:08,969 I think that this is... 1160 01:01:09,013 --> 01:01:11,711 This is real enough for me. 1161 01:01:11,755 --> 01:01:14,975 It's the realist thing I've ever felt. 1162 01:01:15,019 --> 01:01:17,195 And so, you know, 1163 01:01:17,238 --> 01:01:19,893 before we discuss either the threesome or whatever, 1164 01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:22,983 I just wanna, like... 1165 01:01:23,027 --> 01:01:26,291 I wrote a song, and I wanna share it with you, so... 1166 01:01:28,772 --> 01:01:31,252 This is my grandfather's guitar, 1167 01:01:31,296 --> 01:01:35,648 and he bought it when he married my grandmother. 1168 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:37,389 Um, so... 1169 01:01:37,432 --> 01:01:39,696 he let me borrow it for this. 1170 01:01:51,664 --> 01:01:52,665 Hold on. 1171 01:02:00,978 --> 01:02:02,806 ♪ Zoe, I know we jumped in quick ♪ 1172 01:02:02,849 --> 01:02:05,896 ♪ But you are everything that is so fantastic ♪ 1173 01:02:05,939 --> 01:02:07,375 ♪ With the way I feel 1174 01:02:07,419 --> 01:02:09,464 ♪ You're spectacular 1175 01:02:09,508 --> 01:02:11,771 ♪ You're spectacular 1176 01:02:11,815 --> 01:02:14,643 ♪ You're so spectacular 1177 01:02:16,515 --> 01:02:18,822 I feel like I'm getting the chords a little mixed up. 1178 01:02:18,865 --> 01:02:20,954 Like, I'm getting-- I feel like I'm getting 1179 01:02:20,998 --> 01:02:23,522 a little bit mixed up with the chords and stuff. 1180 01:02:23,565 --> 01:02:28,309 Oh, that's fine. It's, I mean, wow. 1181 01:02:28,353 --> 01:02:32,183 The way I feel, I feel is not getting through in the song. 1182 01:02:32,226 --> 01:02:34,141 It's amazing. Just, you know, 1183 01:02:34,185 --> 01:02:37,623 like... I'm right here. 1184 01:02:39,103 --> 01:02:41,627 Maybe if I just do it a cappella. 1185 01:02:41,670 --> 01:02:43,716 Yeah, okay. 1186 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,457 Uh... 1187 01:02:49,374 --> 01:02:52,159 ♪ Zoe, I know we jumped in quick ♪ 1188 01:02:52,203 --> 01:02:55,249 ♪ But there's so much I feel I can't deal with it ♪ 1189 01:02:55,293 --> 01:03:00,994 ♪ When I'm alone, I feel like I'm without you ♪ 1190 01:03:01,038 --> 01:03:04,519 ♪ The past couple days have been a hit ♪ 1191 01:03:04,563 --> 01:03:07,740 ♪ The way I feel, I can't deal with it ♪ 1192 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:13,441 ♪ When I'm alone, I feel like I'm without you ♪ 1193 01:03:16,531 --> 01:03:18,098 I'm, like out there in the wilderness, 1194 01:03:18,142 --> 01:03:20,013 one with nature, and I'm like... 1195 01:03:20,057 --> 01:03:22,537 this is an important time. 1196 01:03:22,581 --> 01:03:24,017 I'm gonna sing a great song. 1197 01:03:24,061 --> 01:03:26,237 And so I came up with it, and there it was. 1198 01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,369 - It's really beautiful. - Thank you. 1199 01:03:28,413 --> 01:03:31,416 - You're really beautiful. - Aw, thanks. 1200 01:03:31,459 --> 01:03:35,028 So, uh, I think I found the perfect spot, guys. 1201 01:03:35,072 --> 01:03:37,161 Front and center. 1202 01:03:37,204 --> 01:03:38,684 Let's get you guys married, huh? 1203 01:03:38,727 --> 01:03:41,165 Oh, my gosh! We're doing this. This is wild. 1204 01:03:41,208 --> 01:03:43,558 Shoot, it's only 15 minute parking. 1205 01:03:43,602 --> 01:03:45,996 Um, why don't we... why don't we just jump out, 1206 01:03:46,039 --> 01:03:48,259 and you can cruise down the block, 1207 01:03:48,302 --> 01:03:50,957 and we can meet you out, down at a coffee shop 1208 01:03:51,001 --> 01:03:52,306 or something in a little bit? 1209 01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:54,265 You know what? I'll go down the block. 1210 01:03:54,308 --> 01:03:55,832 I'll get hour parking down there, 1211 01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:57,355 and then we'll all go in together. 1212 01:03:57,398 --> 01:03:59,618 Oh, I don't think there's hour parking here. 1213 01:03:59,661 --> 01:04:01,402 - There's-- - What do you mean? 1214 01:04:01,446 --> 01:04:02,926 I don't know. My friend just lives here, 1215 01:04:02,969 --> 01:04:05,102 and she said there wasn't any hour parking. 1216 01:04:05,145 --> 01:04:07,495 She lives right over there. 1217 01:04:07,539 --> 01:04:10,194 And I know that she doesn't ever get parking for an hour. 1218 01:04:10,237 --> 01:04:12,109 Maybe there's, like, a special 1219 01:04:12,152 --> 01:04:14,067 "People that are getting married" parking area? 1220 01:04:14,111 --> 01:04:15,373 That seems weird. 1221 01:04:15,416 --> 01:04:16,983 Well, let's just drive around the block 1222 01:04:17,027 --> 01:04:18,898 and get a little parking and then-- 1223 01:04:18,942 --> 01:04:20,552 'Cause we wanna walk in together. 1224 01:04:20,595 --> 01:04:21,901 You've got your best man. 1225 01:04:21,945 --> 01:04:23,772 I think it's probably best if you just 1226 01:04:23,816 --> 01:04:25,339 drive down the block, 1227 01:04:25,383 --> 01:04:28,603 and you can do some loops around the block, and... 1228 01:04:28,647 --> 01:04:30,388 It's okay if the car gets towed. 1229 01:04:30,431 --> 01:04:33,260 I will pay for the tow. I will take care of it. 1230 01:04:33,304 --> 01:04:34,522 I'm happy to do it. 1231 01:04:34,566 --> 01:04:35,915 I wanna get out of the car. 1232 01:04:35,959 --> 01:04:37,482 I feel really uncomfortable right now. 1233 01:04:37,525 --> 01:04:39,179 I'm just... getting burnt. 1234 01:04:39,223 --> 01:04:41,355 You'll just be my best man from the car, I guess. 1235 01:04:41,399 --> 01:04:43,444 I mean, it's fine. We'll be in and out, man. 1236 01:04:49,059 --> 01:04:51,365 That's a really good idea, you guys. 1237 01:04:53,019 --> 01:04:56,240 Go ahead. Go in there. I'll be here. 1238 01:04:56,283 --> 01:05:00,157 - All right. We'll be right out. - Bye. 1239 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:04,726 ♪ 1240 01:05:04,770 --> 01:05:07,207 ♪ Zoe! 1241 01:05:07,251 --> 01:05:10,732 ♪ I love you so much 1242 01:05:11,995 --> 01:05:14,432 ♪ It's all I think about 1243 01:05:14,475 --> 01:05:17,217 Crib right there, right? 1244 01:05:17,261 --> 01:05:18,958 And we'll have, like, the fucking thing-- 1245 01:05:19,002 --> 01:05:22,396 I feel like the crib should be-- The window, you know? 1246 01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:24,181 If it rains or something? 1247 01:05:24,224 --> 01:05:26,792 No, I mean, just 'cause it's kind of a pretty view. 1248 01:05:26,835 --> 01:05:28,881 - Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I don't wanna block it. 1249 01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,883 I just feel, like, this room has more potential 1250 01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:32,885 than just, like, a giant closet. 1251 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:35,932 What do we wanna do with this pile of clothes over here? 1252 01:05:35,975 --> 01:05:38,151 I think we should keep that there. 1253 01:05:38,195 --> 01:05:40,110 Um, we should just... 1254 01:05:40,153 --> 01:05:43,504 put all the rest of the clothes over there? 1255 01:05:43,548 --> 01:05:45,811 - Hey. - What? 1256 01:05:45,854 --> 01:05:47,900 This can be, like, a fun thing. 1257 01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:49,467 - Okay, yeah. - All right? 1258 01:05:49,510 --> 01:05:50,729 This is, like, a good thing. 1259 01:05:50,772 --> 01:05:52,470 Am I acting weird or something? 1260 01:05:52,513 --> 01:05:54,080 No, you're acting, like, stressed out. 1261 01:05:54,124 --> 01:05:55,821 Stressed out? Oh, I'm sorry. 1262 01:05:55,864 --> 01:05:59,346 We got Charlie coming over here soon. 1263 01:05:59,390 --> 01:06:01,740 We got Charlie coming over. 1264 01:06:01,783 --> 01:06:03,220 We're gonna have some dinner. 1265 01:06:03,263 --> 01:06:04,482 Yeah. 1266 01:06:04,525 --> 01:06:06,049 Hey. This is, like, a really-- 1267 01:06:06,092 --> 01:06:08,138 - This is a cool thing. - I know. 1268 01:06:08,181 --> 01:06:10,705 We're clearing out, like, our kid's room. 1269 01:06:10,749 --> 01:06:11,968 Mm. 1270 01:06:12,011 --> 01:06:13,708 God. 1271 01:06:13,752 --> 01:06:15,667 It's, like, our baby's room. 1272 01:06:15,710 --> 01:06:17,408 Holy shit. 1273 01:06:17,451 --> 01:06:19,714 You just know that you have certain pets, 1274 01:06:19,758 --> 01:06:21,586 and then you can train the pets 1275 01:06:21,629 --> 01:06:25,024 to have different abilities. 1276 01:06:25,068 --> 01:06:26,721 And you can buy them weapons and stuff. 1277 01:06:26,765 --> 01:06:28,854 Like, I had this one neo-pet 1278 01:06:28,897 --> 01:06:31,683 that was like a dragon that had a sword, 1279 01:06:31,726 --> 01:06:35,078 and it was like the most powerful sword that you could have. 1280 01:06:35,121 --> 01:06:36,993 I wish I retained some of it. 1281 01:06:37,036 --> 01:06:38,255 It just feels like I spent-- 1282 01:06:38,298 --> 01:06:40,474 We spent, like, $200,000 on school, 1283 01:06:40,518 --> 01:06:42,607 and I don't know fucking anything about bonobos 1284 01:06:42,650 --> 01:06:44,217 or monkeys or anything. 1285 01:06:44,261 --> 01:06:46,306 - Bonobos. - What? 1286 01:06:46,350 --> 01:06:48,787 She was a bonobo specialist. I don't know shit about them. 1287 01:06:48,830 --> 01:06:51,790 She's, like, the queen of the bonobos 1288 01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:53,313 among the humans in the world. 1289 01:06:53,357 --> 01:06:54,706 She was great, man. 1290 01:06:54,749 --> 01:06:56,142 And the books that she assigned us to read 1291 01:06:56,186 --> 01:06:57,883 were all books that, like, 1292 01:06:57,926 --> 01:07:00,929 actually made me feel really good. 1293 01:07:00,973 --> 01:07:02,714 You know, they weren't just stupid textbooks, 1294 01:07:02,757 --> 01:07:04,846 they were the kind of books you'd read 1295 01:07:04,890 --> 01:07:06,979 if you were, like, on mushrooms. 1296 01:07:09,895 --> 01:07:11,505 Did we get that chocolate cake? 1297 01:07:11,549 --> 01:07:13,594 Mm-hmm. You want me to get it right now? 1298 01:07:13,638 --> 01:07:15,988 - Yeah, will you get it? - You want some? 1299 01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:18,469 - Yeah, chocolate. - It's $30, dude. 1300 01:07:18,512 --> 01:07:21,080 - You're telling me-- - No, you don't have to pay. 1301 01:07:21,124 --> 01:07:22,951 I'll be right back. 1302 01:07:30,133 --> 01:07:32,178 How far along are you? 1303 01:07:32,222 --> 01:07:34,398 Why, you want a glass of milk? 1304 01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:38,880 Yes, Mommy. 1305 01:08:11,783 --> 01:08:13,698 - Yo, bitch. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1306 01:08:13,741 --> 01:08:16,222 Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! 1307 01:08:16,266 --> 01:08:19,095 Dude! Yo! 1308 01:08:19,138 --> 01:08:20,705 - Hey. - What? 1309 01:08:20,748 --> 01:08:22,794 - Are you good? - Yeah. 1310 01:08:25,753 --> 01:08:28,060 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm good. 1311 01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:30,236 One sec. 1312 01:08:51,388 --> 01:08:54,434 Hey, man, are you okay? 1313 01:09:00,701 --> 01:09:02,399 Hey, man. 1314 01:09:10,711 --> 01:09:12,583 Hey, it's okay, man. 95740