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Previously on This Is Us...
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I came here for my brother.
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I was hoping to take him back with me.
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You should've left me to rot!
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Join my campaign.
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You swear this is not a pity job?
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I wouldn't dare offer you a pity job.
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- Hey, I'm Randall.
- Uh, Jesse.
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Nice to meet you, Jesse.
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Did William ever mention a Jesse?
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Dad, Grandpa's gay.
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Or at least bi.
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There's no Jack here. It's Pilgrim Rick.
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I want every Thanksgiving
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to be like this for the rest of my life.
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Can I help you with anything?
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Maybe you could have asked me
that question
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before I started cutting the onions.
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No, because then you'd
have me cutting the onions.
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Yeah.
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This is probably our last Thanksgiving
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with the kids all living here.
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Yeah, well, with how much they've been
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at each other's throats,
maybe that's a good thing.
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- Whoa, Bec.
- Hmm?
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Are you opening up a pie shop
that I don't know about?
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I know, I kind of overdid it, huh?
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Do you think we made a mistake
by not giving the kids
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some big, extended family Thanksgiving?
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No, come on. Our families are terrible.
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But Miguel's coming over.
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He's pretty much extended family.
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I know, and I feel like
a traitor for having him over.
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- Bec, you're not a traitor.
- His ex is my best friend,
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and he's coming for Thanksgiving.
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That's best friend treason.
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Bec, it's the man's first
Thanksgiving since the divorce.
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And with Shelly taking the kids
to Connecticut for her family,
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he would be alone otherwise.
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Well, maybe he wouldn't be alone
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if he'd fought a little harder
to save his marriage.
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That is Shelly's side of things.
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I didn't know we were taking sides.
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Well, do you want to take sides?
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I don't want to take sides.
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- I don't want to have a fight.
- I don't want to take sides, either.
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What is that?
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Uh... sounds like laughter.
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- From our moody teenagers?
- It couldn't be.
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- Shall we investigate?
- Shall we ever.
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Don't make it complicated.
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- What's so funny?
- Randall's college essay.
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- It's not that funny.
- Okay, then go ahead.
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- Read them the question.
- No.
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- Read it.
- Come on.
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- Come on.
- So the question is,
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"So far, what person has
most impacted your life?"
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And he doesn't want to go
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with the firefighter
who found him on the steps.
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- But the question is flawed.
- No, no, no.
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The question is an underhanded softball
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- that you should clobber.
- Clobber, Randall.
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- It's so easy.
- Right?
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The whole premise
of the question is wrong.
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No one person can
have the greatest impact
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- on your life.
- Oh, my... Blah, blah, blah.
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Can someone please tell him
that he's overthinking this?
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Hey, your brother's gonna
make the right decision.
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What do you think?
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The fireman's a layup.
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Oh! There you go.
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- He said it himself.
- Oh...
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- Come on.
- Kev, ball.
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- Bah.
- Interception!
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Not inside...
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- Whoa!
- I don't want to play.
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I'm not playing!
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Touchdown!
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Doorbell. Doorbell.
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Hey, Kev, you want to get that?
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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How long does it take them
to go to the store
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and get cranberry sauce?
I called an hour ago, Shelly.
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Shelly, I just want to say
happy Thanksgiving to our kids.
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Shelly, don't hang up on...
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She hung up on me.
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Hey.
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Hey. Happy Thanksgiving.
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I brought a pie.
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I'm gonna go put it in the kitchen.
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Yeah, okay.
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So, the person who's made
the biggest impact on your life?
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- Yeah.
- Ooh, that fireman who found you.
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- No. No. I'm not...
- Colleges love that kind of stuff.
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- I'm not doing that...
- Hello.
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Uh, can somebody grab
the Pilgrim Rick hat, please?
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Wow. You guys still do that stuff?
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Sure do, pal. Family tradition.
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- That we've outgrown.
- Oh, come on.
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Aw, I still like when Dad
does Pilgrim Rick.
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Thank you, Katie girl.
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Yeah, and it covers all the grays.
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- Oh!
- Whoa!
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Ooh, do you need some ice for that burn?
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I thought this was a
Thanksgiving dinner.
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I didn't realize it was a roast.
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Hey, a little bit of both.
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- Yeah, okay, sure.
- Here, you might need the...
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You knock it off with that...
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Excuse me a second.
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Don't take sides.
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Hey. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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You know, I get the stress
of who gets the house,
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and the alimony and all that crap,
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but turning the kids against me?
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Your kids can't be turned
against you, Miguel.
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Okay? They love you.
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Come on, Jack. Just say it like it is.
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We both know that I wasn't there
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for Andy and Amber
like I should've been.
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Work always came first,
and now I'm paying the price.
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Okay, fine.
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You could have... you could've
been a more present father.
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You know? But you wanted
to provide for your family.
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I've never seen anyone work
as hard as you.
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You know, I remember, I remember
when you made upper management.
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I remember how proud of you I was.
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You were gonna be doing
the big deals with the big boys.
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And then you figured out
that the big deals
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were done on a golf course.
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And so what did you do?
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You bought some clubs, you got lessons.
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You would go to the range
after work and hit balls...
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Instead of going home
and having a family dinner.
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...until a Puerto Rican kid
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who'd never been to business school,
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who-who'd never set foot
on a golf course,
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let alone played on one, joins
his boss's Saturday foursome,
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and he becomes country club
champion four years in a row.
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You got to take that fight,
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and you need to show your kids
that you are still their father.
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You hear me?
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Yeah.
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You don't want to be 65 years
old and not know your grandkids.
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Man, what's a guy got to do
to get some turkey around here?
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Hey, have you heard from Jae-won?
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Hmm?
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About moving today's soup kitchen visit
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from the church to the rec center.
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Not yet. What about it?
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- Can you rinse and repeat, baby?
- I'm sorry.
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Ah...
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- I have not heard from Jae-won.
- Okay.
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I hope he's on board with me
changing the venue.
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I'm not sure he likes me
working on the campaign.
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What? That's crazy.
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You've had, like, 300 stupendous ideas
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since joining my campaign.
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The fish-fry fundraiser,
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pushing for the town hall debate
next week.
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Plus, you look smoking even
when you're dressing down
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for a soup kitchen.
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Okay. You're right.
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I'm crushing being your field director.
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You are.
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Mm.
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- Mm-mm.
- Mm?
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- Huh?
- Hustle now.
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- Yes.
- Okay? I'll meet you downstairs.
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Toby and Kate will be here any minute.
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You sure they're up to cooking
while we're out?
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I mean, Kate's all IVF'd up,
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and Toby's just getting
back on his feet.
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I quadruple-checked.
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They are excited
to be in charge this year.
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Mom?
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Yeah?
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- I don't feel good.
- Hmm.
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No fever. Go lie down, okay?
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I'll tell Aunt Kate to
keep an eye on you.
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Okay.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
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The cavalry is here!
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All right. What do we got here?
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- Hey-oh.
- Hi.
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How's my sis feeling with her
little turducken in the oven?
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- Pretty good.
- Yeah?
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Yeah. The morning sickness
isn't too bad,
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and Toby's been coming through
with the back rubs.
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Yeah. My fingers are basically
tension assassins.
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- Give me some of that. Uh.
- Oh, you know what?
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Tess isn't feeling well.
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Is it okay with you guys
if she stays here with you?
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Yeah, that'd be good practice for us
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for when we have
a little sicko of our own.
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- Are you sure?
- If this is too much for you, Tobe...
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Because we can make another
arrangement, right?
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Look, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Hey, this... it's great.
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We'll watch Tess. This is gonna be fine.
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Look, my comeback is about
small victories, all right?
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And helping Kate cook
a 15-pound Butterball
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using Snoop and Martha's recipe
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will be a small but meaningful victory.
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All right, then.
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Hey, girls, let's hit the road!
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So, if anything happens,
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just give us a call.
We'll be back by 4:00.
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- Yep.
- Okay.
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Yeah? All right. Let's hit it.
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Hey, Annie, why is there
a gigantic teddy bear
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sitting at the dining room table?
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It's a secret.
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A secret? It's creepy is what it is.
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- All right, have fun...
- Have fun.
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...at the homeless shelter.
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Be right with you, folks.
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Hello, little ladies.
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Don't you guys look beautiful?
Uh, you want to go
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help them over there? Yeah.
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Explain to me how this
is better than Linwood Baptist.
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Well, we just felt like,
uh, the athletic center
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represents a broader sample of the 12th.
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Did we? Because, you know,
at this very moment,
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Sol Brown is handing out turkeys
over at Linwood Baptist,
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the biggest Thanksgiving
soup kitchen in the city,
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which gets photographed
every year by The Inquirer,
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The Telegraph,
The Philadelphia Tribune...
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Please stop saying newspapers at me.
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We-we don't need a photo op, you know?
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Randall wants to connect
with the people.
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He doesn't want to look
like the guy who drove in
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to hold a ladle
and get his picture taken.
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- We just want...
- I need to go to the bathroom.
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Oh...
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To not be continued.
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- Excuse me.
- Mm-hmm.
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Have we landed on a job title
for your wife?
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Yeah, field director. She'll
spread my message, coordinate...
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I'm aware what a field director
does, since I usually hire them.
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Randall, has your wife
ever worked on a campaign?
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Because I think she needs to understand
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- that there's a system here.
- Hey, Jae-won.
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You've done an amazing job.
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All right? You joining my campaign
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has been divine intervention.
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But Beth is my wife, and she's for real
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and it's not open for discussion.
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Well, this is fun.
251
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Here you go. Happy Thanksgiving to you.
252
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They're raising my rent again.
253
00:10:51,579 --> 00:10:54,039
- They want me to move out.
- Of course they do.
254
00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:57,015
Landlords want higher income
earners to move in.
255
00:11:02,384 --> 00:11:05,348
Happy Thanksgiving to you,
young man. Okay.
256
00:11:27,952 --> 00:11:30,552
Don't be shy. This is a growing girl.
257
00:11:33,585 --> 00:11:35,466
Deja, you're giving too many.
258
00:11:36,084 --> 00:11:38,130
The man said only one cookie a person.
259
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,162
Well, the man doesn't get it.
260
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,501
- Man..
- What?
261
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,560
None of my messages
are getting through to Kate.
262
00:11:44,836 --> 00:11:46,888
Mm. This reception sucks.
263
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,513
We should put that on our platform:
264
00:11:48,538 --> 00:11:50,240
fix cell phone service in Philly.
265
00:11:50,265 --> 00:11:51,505
Happy Thanksgiving.
266
00:11:58,154 --> 00:11:59,521
No, no. Wait, wait, hold up.
267
00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:01,246
Great news. I convinced a photographer
268
00:12:01,271 --> 00:12:03,398
from Linwood Baptist to come
here and take some pictures.
269
00:12:03,716 --> 00:12:04,786
Best of both worlds, baby.
270
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:05,880
- Oh, dude, that's great.
- Yeah.
271
00:12:05,905 --> 00:12:08,474
That's-that's great, right?
272
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,731
I'm sorry, guys. I just...
I don't think it's a good idea.
273
00:12:12,856 --> 00:12:15,247
People came here to have
a nice meal with their families,
274
00:12:15,272 --> 00:12:17,606
and most of them don't want
to be photographed
275
00:12:17,631 --> 00:12:20,339
getting a handout. You know,
Randall's whole strategy...
276
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,873
You know, his strategy
is to get more votes
277
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,008
than he currently has, Beth.
278
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,888
Guys, stop.
279
00:12:31,504 --> 00:12:33,005
All right, I'm sorry, Jae-won.
280
00:12:40,419 --> 00:12:41,692
- I-I called in a favor, man.
- I know,
281
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:44,542
and I'm sorry, but you should've
run it by us first.
282
00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:45,613
No, actually, no...
283
00:12:45,638 --> 00:12:47,669
because I'm the campaign manager and
what I'm supposed to do is get...
284
00:12:47,694 --> 00:12:48,700
- Jae-won, please.
- No, no.
285
00:12:48,725 --> 00:12:51,067
- Randall, you're making a mistake.
- What do you want me to do, man?
286
00:12:51,092 --> 00:12:52,528
I don't care if it's a mistake,
287
00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:53,950
she's my wife.
288
00:12:59,997 --> 00:13:05,263
- Yeah, um, happy Thanksgiving.
- To you and yours as well, man. Hey...
289
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:07,950
Oh, man.
290
00:13:09,047 --> 00:13:10,200
Yeah...
291
00:13:15,979 --> 00:13:18,739
Ooh, a terrier!
Dad, could we go play with it?
292
00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:20,591
- Yeah, let's go say hi.
- Oh, yay!
293
00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:23,786
Hey, Randall.
294
00:13:24,856 --> 00:13:25,937
Yeah.
295
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,247
I'm just curious.
296
00:13:27,711 --> 00:13:30,724
Of my 300 ideas over the past few weeks,
297
00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:33,106
how many of them
did you really think were...
298
00:13:33,794 --> 00:13:35,113
What's the word you used?
299
00:13:36,114 --> 00:13:38,036
- Stupendous.
- Or...
300
00:13:38,061 --> 00:13:40,841
how many times were you just
trying to make me feel good
301
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,731
because you thought
your recently-fired wife
302
00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:43,919
needed a win?
303
00:13:46,169 --> 00:13:47,271
Beth...
304
00:13:48,802 --> 00:13:50,114
Oh, man. That's what I thought.
305
00:13:51,201 --> 00:13:53,235
Actually, it's not what I thought,
306
00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:55,239
you know, which really sucks.
307
00:13:58,454 --> 00:14:00,589
- Hey.
- Oh, God.
308
00:14:00,794 --> 00:14:03,238
- What is it?
- Oh, man. We got to get home.
309
00:14:03,263 --> 00:14:05,528
- Come on, girls. Let's go.
- Come on.
310
00:14:06,122 --> 00:14:08,458
- Everything okay?
- Yeah.
311
00:14:37,974 --> 00:14:39,308
How we feeling?
312
00:14:40,882 --> 00:14:43,350
We felt better shoveling crap
back at my base.
313
00:14:43,626 --> 00:14:44,755
Yeah, I'll bet.
314
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:47,864
Got about a week more to get
that junk out of your system.
315
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:51,142
Roger that, Sarge. Glad to hear
you got a new mission.
316
00:14:55,745 --> 00:14:56,942
G.I.!
317
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,811
The boy cut his foot
on the wire last week.
318
00:15:05,481 --> 00:15:07,208
Then the wire is doing its job.
319
00:15:13,731 --> 00:15:15,528
Supply chopper's bringing a hot turkey.
320
00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:17,224
Me and some of the guys are gonna have
321
00:15:17,354 --> 00:15:19,060
a sit-down Thanksgiving dinner.
322
00:15:19,216 --> 00:15:20,458
You're welcome to join us.
323
00:15:20,824 --> 00:15:23,239
That is, if you can leave
your sunny-ass disposition here.
324
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:28,724
♪ In the chilly hours and minutes ♪
325
00:15:29,105 --> 00:15:31,373
♪ Of uncertainty ♪
326
00:15:31,477 --> 00:15:34,841
♪ I want to be in the warm... ♪
327
00:15:34,866 --> 00:15:37,450
My dad's smoked turkey, the best.
328
00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:39,450
You'd smoke anything, Murph.
329
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:45,052
♪ To feel you all around me... ♪
330
00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:48,499
- Who you writing?
- Robinson.
331
00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:51,013
Figured he'd, uh,
332
00:15:51,038 --> 00:15:52,950
he'd want to know about
all the fun that he's missing.
333
00:15:53,557 --> 00:15:55,763
Hey, uh, what's the deal
with your brother, Sarge?
334
00:15:56,841 --> 00:15:58,075
Hmm?
335
00:15:58,721 --> 00:15:59,921
♪ When sundown ♪
336
00:15:59,956 --> 00:16:01,591
♪ Pales the sky... ♪
337
00:16:02,145 --> 00:16:05,294
He's fine. Just misses home.
338
00:16:05,327 --> 00:16:07,614
He ain't fine. He's a medic.
339
00:16:08,121 --> 00:16:10,372
He shovels guts back into body cavities.
340
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,044
Meanwhile, you all treat us
like the field goal kicker
341
00:16:13,069 --> 00:16:14,638
till you take a bullet
and want morphine.
342
00:16:15,003 --> 00:16:16,505
Then we're your best friend.
343
00:16:19,342 --> 00:16:21,966
♪ Would be the sweetest thing ♪
344
00:16:21,991 --> 00:16:24,059
♪ T'would make me sing ♪
345
00:16:24,313 --> 00:16:27,927
♪ Ah, but I may as well try and catch ♪
346
00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:29,388
♪ The wind ♪
347
00:16:31,977 --> 00:16:33,344
♪ Diddy Di Dee ♪
348
00:16:33,369 --> 00:16:34,622
♪ Dee diddy diddy... ♪
349
00:16:34,647 --> 00:16:35,810
Miss, can I...?
350
00:16:38,781 --> 00:16:39,927
Heavy.
351
00:16:44,811 --> 00:16:48,005
♪ When rain has hung
the leave with tears ♪
352
00:16:48,497 --> 00:16:51,224
♪ I want you near to kill ♪
353
00:16:51,249 --> 00:16:52,653
♪ My fears ♪
354
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:56,494
♪ To help me to leave all my blues ♪
355
00:16:56,519 --> 00:16:58,544
♪ Behind ♪
356
00:17:00,614 --> 00:17:01,833
♪ For... ♪
357
00:17:27,258 --> 00:17:28,458
Hey.
358
00:17:29,895 --> 00:17:32,106
You haven't been catching any fish.
359
00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:36,739
No, no fish. I-I brought food.
360
00:17:37,229 --> 00:17:40,122
Food. Thuc...
361
00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:44,435
Food. Food.
362
00:17:48,474 --> 00:17:51,489
Your boy, is he-he okay? He's okay?
363
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:55,755
Can I see him?
364
00:17:58,061 --> 00:17:59,083
Can I see him?
365
00:18:18,491 --> 00:18:19,724
Okay.
366
00:18:23,597 --> 00:18:25,192
Ahh!
367
00:18:42,553 --> 00:18:45,677
- Nicky, wake up. Come on.
- What?
368
00:18:45,702 --> 00:18:46,833
Hustle up, let's go.
369
00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:47,997
Come on.
370
00:18:55,819 --> 00:18:58,187
He's burning up. His foot's infected.
371
00:18:59,489 --> 00:19:00,966
I'm not gonna save a kid's life
372
00:19:00,991 --> 00:19:03,208
just so he can grow up one day
and zap Americans.
373
00:19:04,021 --> 00:19:05,411
Clean and dress the wound.
374
00:19:05,932 --> 00:19:07,051
No.
375
00:19:07,427 --> 00:19:11,224
Clean and bandage the wound.
That is an order.
376
00:19:19,837 --> 00:19:21,036
He's gonna be okay.
377
00:19:22,032 --> 00:19:23,981
He's gonna be okay,
but this is gonna hurt, okay?
378
00:19:24,694 --> 00:19:25,872
It's gonna sting, ouch.
379
00:19:29,308 --> 00:19:30,731
It's okay, it's okay.
380
00:19:35,247 --> 00:19:36,466
Okay in there, Sarge?
381
00:19:36,491 --> 00:19:38,872
Yeah! We're doing good.
382
00:19:57,559 --> 00:19:58,810
Ah.
383
00:20:21,613 --> 00:20:23,310
He's just a kid, Nicky.
384
00:20:26,974 --> 00:20:28,481
You need to wake the hell up.
385
00:20:29,888 --> 00:20:32,466
This ville is nothing but women
386
00:20:32,592 --> 00:20:34,856
and kids and old men.
387
00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:44,403
My first CO here was a guy
388
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,774
named Captain Greg Minetto.
389
00:20:51,004 --> 00:20:52,497
"Bones," we called him.
390
00:20:54,738 --> 00:20:57,173
We were pulling security
outside Da Nang,
391
00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:59,435
and I'm brand new in-country,
392
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:03,403
virgin, scared to death.
393
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:06,950
Sometimes the guys got on my ass.
394
00:21:10,286 --> 00:21:14,247
I mean, I couldn't stick on
a damn Band-Aid without shaking.
395
00:21:16,778 --> 00:21:20,833
But one time, Bones got fed up with
them always ragging on me, so...
396
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,146
he grabs a big chicken from the ville,
397
00:21:26,481 --> 00:21:27,700
and bam,
398
00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:30,271
chops off its head with his Ka-Bar.
399
00:21:32,504 --> 00:21:35,818
And the chicken's flapping
around without a head,
400
00:21:35,843 --> 00:21:37,192
blood gushing,
401
00:21:38,828 --> 00:21:41,294
and Bones takes the chicken
and he tosses it to me.
402
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:45,888
There I am, with a bloody,
flapping chicken,
403
00:21:46,864 --> 00:21:50,614
and Bones says to the guys,
"Pretend that chicken's you.
404
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:54,661
"Pretend you're the one flapping around,
405
00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:58,278
"screaming for a medic,
bullets still flying.
406
00:21:59,677 --> 00:22:01,208
"You best hope Nicky doesn't mind
407
00:22:01,233 --> 00:22:04,146
trying to save your sorry ass,
because Nicky's all you got."
408
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:13,763
And after that, the guys
showed me a little respect.
409
00:22:18,299 --> 00:22:20,419
I mean, how could you not love Bones?
410
00:22:20,561 --> 00:22:22,295
And the villagers
loved him, too, you know?
411
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:25,263
The old ladies, they did
his laundry, brought him food.
412
00:22:26,677 --> 00:22:28,028
There was this one.
413
00:22:29,428 --> 00:22:31,403
No teeth, but always smiling.
414
00:22:32,294 --> 00:22:35,463
She cut his hair and talked to him
415
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,278
and he would nod like he understood.
416
00:22:41,338 --> 00:22:43,940
One night, the VC got through the wire,
417
00:22:44,224 --> 00:22:46,192
tossed a satchel charge into his bunker
418
00:22:46,217 --> 00:22:50,099
and turned Cap into a big sloppy
bowl of chicken fricassee.
419
00:22:52,694 --> 00:22:54,896
They targeted Bones and no one else.
420
00:22:59,310 --> 00:23:01,505
The old lady with no teeth
told her VC brother
421
00:23:01,530 --> 00:23:02,864
where he could find him.
422
00:23:18,627 --> 00:23:20,497
You can be nice to them
all you want, Jack.
423
00:23:24,662 --> 00:23:26,661
But they're not just women and children.
424
00:24:08,849 --> 00:24:10,225
You here all week?
425
00:24:10,763 --> 00:24:13,130
That's the plan. You?
426
00:24:13,735 --> 00:24:16,021
Um, hard to say.
427
00:24:18,965 --> 00:24:21,500
- William.
- Jesse.
428
00:24:24,325 --> 00:24:26,199
- Please, don't, uh...
- Ah.
429
00:24:26,233 --> 00:24:27,767
...let me stop you...
430
00:24:50,444 --> 00:24:51,739
Jesse?
431
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:54,099
Technically, cocaine is my problem,
432
00:24:54,124 --> 00:24:57,526
not, uh, sparkling rosé, so...
433
00:25:00,110 --> 00:25:02,028
- Come on.
- Where are we going?
434
00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:05,481
You need something besides
cheap wine in your stomach.
435
00:25:06,513 --> 00:25:07,598
Come on.
436
00:25:10,778 --> 00:25:11,841
All right.
437
00:25:11,951 --> 00:25:14,520
I was a bond trader in London.
438
00:25:14,663 --> 00:25:17,622
The job was all-consuming
and put strains
439
00:25:17,647 --> 00:25:20,450
on an already complicated
440
00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:23,825
and mismatched marriage.
441
00:25:23,861 --> 00:25:26,528
Cocaine helped me keep pace
with the workload
442
00:25:26,553 --> 00:25:29,421
until the workload couldn't
keep pace with my addiction.
443
00:25:29,981 --> 00:25:31,302
I lost everything.
444
00:25:32,474 --> 00:25:33,755
Moved to the States.
445
00:25:33,901 --> 00:25:37,570
I lived with my sister
for a while in Chicago,
446
00:25:37,604 --> 00:25:40,263
and then I came to Philly,
where I worked
447
00:25:40,606 --> 00:25:42,775
front of house in a restaurant
because my accent
448
00:25:42,810 --> 00:25:44,513
- classed the place up.
- Accent classed the place up.
449
00:25:44,579 --> 00:25:46,380
Yeah, I was at that meeting.
450
00:25:51,018 --> 00:25:52,560
Let's hear the true story.
451
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,466
Okay, fine.
452
00:26:03,497 --> 00:26:07,633
You're... an inexplicably pleasant man
453
00:26:07,668 --> 00:26:08,997
worthy of the truth.
454
00:26:14,138 --> 00:26:16,542
I started using cocaine
in the late '70s.
455
00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,771
I-I liked cocaine.
456
00:26:18,796 --> 00:26:21,052
I... That's not true.
457
00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:26,583
I liked Manchester United.
I love cocaine.
458
00:26:26,646 --> 00:26:28,856
Half my paycheck went to the stuff,
459
00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:31,177
until I learned that...
460
00:26:33,783 --> 00:26:37,067
smoking crack cocaine was cheaper.
461
00:26:38,878 --> 00:26:43,388
Also, I was never a bond trader.
462
00:26:46,210 --> 00:26:48,521
But one thing I said is true:
463
00:26:49,122 --> 00:26:51,778
my marriage to Anissa was...
464
00:26:53,036 --> 00:26:54,575
a complicated mismatch,
465
00:26:55,027 --> 00:26:57,833
and I do have a sister in Chicago.
466
00:27:03,857 --> 00:27:08,716
I... I don't know why
Thanksgiving depresses me.
467
00:27:09,062 --> 00:27:10,663
It's not my holiday.
468
00:27:11,513 --> 00:27:14,341
In fact, isn't it to celebrate you
469
00:27:14,747 --> 00:27:17,817
for defeating us in your independence?
470
00:27:18,019 --> 00:27:19,755
No. It was not.
471
00:27:21,927 --> 00:27:26,083
Anyway, I was invited
to my sister's house,
472
00:27:27,944 --> 00:27:31,388
but the people there
will ask me how I'm doing,
473
00:27:31,413 --> 00:27:36,551
and... I'm in no mood to spin lies
474
00:27:36,576 --> 00:27:38,444
about the joys of being sober.
475
00:27:39,099 --> 00:27:41,528
You stay sober,
you won't have to lie about it.
476
00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:47,567
Look, tonight a bunch of us
sober musicians
477
00:27:47,592 --> 00:27:49,966
are getting together.
On the holidays we like to play,
478
00:27:50,708 --> 00:27:52,794
uh, mostly to keep us from
getting into trouble.
479
00:27:53,318 --> 00:27:54,521
You're welcome to come.
480
00:27:55,192 --> 00:27:56,380
Good Lord.
481
00:27:57,364 --> 00:28:00,130
Listening to jazz sober sounds awful.
482
00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:02,825
What can I bring?
483
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,091
Just yourself. We need the audience.
484
00:28:46,677 --> 00:28:49,083
So, what needs to start first?
485
00:28:49,091 --> 00:28:51,786
The cranberry sauce. You are in charge.
486
00:28:52,005 --> 00:28:54,185
- This is not a can.
- Right.
487
00:28:54,763 --> 00:28:56,700
I'm making cranberry sauce from scratch?
488
00:28:56,725 --> 00:28:58,263
Isn't that kind of a high-stakes duty?
489
00:28:58,288 --> 00:28:59,667
Well, Randall has a recipe binder.
490
00:28:59,702 --> 00:29:00,802
Recipe binder, okay.
491
00:29:00,836 --> 00:29:02,278
Randall's recipes.
492
00:29:02,705 --> 00:29:04,981
Okay. Of course, color-coded,
493
00:29:05,006 --> 00:29:07,841
uh, with an entire section for confit.
494
00:29:07,916 --> 00:29:10,251
And he's marked our page for us.
495
00:29:10,512 --> 00:29:12,192
"Cranberry sauce with mint."
496
00:29:13,396 --> 00:29:16,417
Randall's recipe for cranberry
sauce has, like, 30 ingredients,
497
00:29:16,452 --> 00:29:19,387
including "fresh mint from my garden."
498
00:29:19,421 --> 00:29:21,091
- Randall has an herb garden?
- Yeah.
499
00:29:21,591 --> 00:29:22,638
Okay.
500
00:29:22,663 --> 00:29:24,859
Okay, come here.
What is happening? Come here.
501
00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:26,928
Oh, okay, look. Randall is
the perfect embodiment
502
00:29:26,962 --> 00:29:28,880
of the perfect man.
He's basically your dad,
503
00:29:28,905 --> 00:29:30,513
- and I'm...
- Toby.
504
00:29:32,239 --> 00:29:34,911
Hey, me and you?
505
00:29:37,044 --> 00:29:38,185
We got this.
506
00:29:38,981 --> 00:29:40,013
We can...
507
00:29:40,038 --> 00:29:41,450
We're gonna be great hosts.
508
00:29:42,036 --> 00:29:43,505
Okay? And we're gonna be great parents.
509
00:29:43,661 --> 00:29:44,935
And today, we're gonna prove it.
510
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,622
- Yeah. You're right.
- Okay? So let's do us.
511
00:29:46,647 --> 00:29:48,383
- Okay. Do us.
- Me and you.
512
00:29:48,417 --> 00:29:49,817
All right, KaToby on three?
513
00:29:50,286 --> 00:29:52,185
One, two, KaToby.
514
00:29:52,731 --> 00:29:56,021
Tess, I got something for you.
515
00:29:58,516 --> 00:30:00,017
Oh. Oh.
516
00:30:00,917 --> 00:30:03,021
Ah! What, what, what?
517
00:30:08,404 --> 00:30:10,911
Hey. Uh, Tess needs your help.
518
00:30:12,380 --> 00:30:13,508
Why? Is she okay?
519
00:30:13,542 --> 00:30:17,311
Yeah, fine. She just has...
she has two boxes of... things
520
00:30:17,346 --> 00:30:22,513
that, uh, a-a young woman might
need every full moon-ish.
521
00:30:24,890 --> 00:30:26,747
- Oh. Ugh.
- Yeah.
522
00:30:27,122 --> 00:30:29,692
I think this might be her first period.
523
00:30:29,795 --> 00:30:31,567
Yeah, yeah. She looked confused.
524
00:30:41,117 --> 00:30:42,442
Hey.
525
00:30:43,872 --> 00:30:45,263
Is everything okay?
526
00:30:46,402 --> 00:30:49,270
I'm fine, just leave me alone.
527
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,388
I will, I just...
528
00:30:54,097 --> 00:30:55,497
Is this your first one?
529
00:30:56,317 --> 00:30:57,466
Yes.
530
00:30:58,747 --> 00:30:59,954
Did you call your mom?
531
00:31:00,521 --> 00:31:01,685
They didn't answer.
532
00:31:01,710 --> 00:31:03,678
I tried calling them, like, five times.
533
00:31:03,703 --> 00:31:05,075
I texted them, though.
534
00:31:06,039 --> 00:31:07,505
I'm sure she'll call soon.
535
00:31:10,014 --> 00:31:11,638
Is there anything I can help with?
536
00:31:20,309 --> 00:31:21,662
Yeah.
537
00:31:25,419 --> 00:31:26,833
Do you want to come down and help us?
538
00:31:26,858 --> 00:31:28,826
I'm never leaving this room.
539
00:31:29,151 --> 00:31:30,935
I'm too embarrassed to see Toby.
540
00:31:31,161 --> 00:31:32,513
- Oh...
- Wait, embarrassed?
541
00:31:32,544 --> 00:31:35,957
Hey. Tess, you have nothing
to be embarrassed about.
542
00:31:36,911 --> 00:31:38,793
And this is coming from a woman who had
543
00:31:38,827 --> 00:31:42,216
the most embarrassing first period ever.
544
00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:44,872
So, when I was around your age,
545
00:31:45,075 --> 00:31:47,419
we were staying at a beach house
with Miguel's family
546
00:31:47,716 --> 00:31:49,237
and I was sharing a room with Amber,
547
00:31:49,271 --> 00:31:50,989
Miguel's daughter, who I worshiped.
548
00:31:51,014 --> 00:31:52,849
I mean, she taught me
how to put on mascara.
549
00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:54,927
So, I was asleep when it happened.
550
00:31:54,952 --> 00:31:57,185
So I stripped the bed, and then
I'm tip-toeing down the hall,
551
00:31:57,210 --> 00:31:59,622
and who do I run into?
Her older brother Andy.
552
00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:01,269
Who was a lifeguard.
553
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:04,099
And of course, here I am
with this wadded-up bedding,
554
00:32:04,124 --> 00:32:07,396
and he just says, "Oh, what,
did you wet the bed, Pearson?"
555
00:32:07,919 --> 00:32:10,489
N-Now, if I say yes, everybody
at school is gonna think
556
00:32:10,514 --> 00:32:12,661
that I'm a bed-wetter at the age of 12.
557
00:32:12,686 --> 00:32:15,472
So what do I say? I say, "No, actually,
558
00:32:15,497 --> 00:32:18,856
"I just had my period and I need
a tampon. Do you have one?"
559
00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:20,435
He didn't know what to say.
560
00:32:20,567 --> 00:32:22,778
So, he's like stammering
and he tries to laugh if off,
561
00:32:22,803 --> 00:32:24,700
but then he just, like, pushes past me.
562
00:32:26,267 --> 00:32:29,528
So, uh, needless to say, we've
never talked about it since.
563
00:32:29,661 --> 00:32:31,075
Anyway, I got you beat.
564
00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:32,802
- Yeah, definitely.
- Yeah.
565
00:32:36,446 --> 00:32:40,831
Anyhow, I know you have a mom,
but if there's anything
566
00:32:40,856 --> 00:32:42,763
you ever want to talk to me
about, anytime...
567
00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:44,896
I mean, pretty soon,
you're gonna have...
568
00:32:45,544 --> 00:32:46,981
Your first kiss.
569
00:32:47,057 --> 00:32:49,216
And your first boyfriend.
570
00:32:50,533 --> 00:32:53,106
Or girlfriend.
571
00:32:56,381 --> 00:32:57,747
Or girlfriend.
572
00:32:59,361 --> 00:33:02,528
Yeah, or girlfriend.
573
00:33:06,871 --> 00:33:08,807
St. George came upon the ruins...
574
00:33:08,832 --> 00:33:12,517
of the Rollins house and slept
on the cold sooted stones
575
00:33:12,542 --> 00:33:13,865
of the fireplace hearth.
576
00:33:14,472 --> 00:33:15,972
He awoke the next morning with...
577
00:33:17,511 --> 00:33:18,722
Uh, I'm sorry, I...
578
00:33:19,362 --> 00:33:22,439
The last I heard, St. George
was lost in the brambles.
579
00:33:22,464 --> 00:33:24,768
Did I... did I miss something?
580
00:33:24,839 --> 00:33:27,292
Yes, 'cause you're not listening.
581
00:33:27,698 --> 00:33:30,337
I think your mind is already
at your daughter's house.
582
00:33:30,362 --> 00:33:31,479
- No.
- Yeah.
583
00:33:31,504 --> 00:33:33,565
- No, no, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
584
00:33:33,690 --> 00:33:35,518
I thought that you were excited
585
00:33:35,522 --> 00:33:37,323
that Amber had moved to Scarsdale.
586
00:33:37,357 --> 00:33:39,692
I mean, we've only seen
our grandson, what,
587
00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:41,925
twice since they adopted him?
588
00:33:43,770 --> 00:33:45,034
I am excited.
589
00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:49,839
Well, in 6.5 miles,
you better act like it.
590
00:33:52,409 --> 00:33:53,806
It's just...
591
00:33:54,222 --> 00:33:55,774
I feel like a pity invite.
592
00:33:56,245 --> 00:33:57,337
- What?
- Yeah.
593
00:33:57,362 --> 00:33:59,645
I mean, the only reason
that we were asked to come over
594
00:33:59,679 --> 00:34:01,175
is because Shelly
is gonna be spending it
595
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,722
with her husband's family.
596
00:34:04,811 --> 00:34:07,401
I'm sorry that you're missing
Thanksgiving for this.
597
00:34:07,729 --> 00:34:09,421
We're still gonna make it
back to Randall's
598
00:34:09,456 --> 00:34:10,643
in time for dessert.
599
00:34:10,857 --> 00:34:13,487
And besides,
I'm very much looking forward
600
00:34:13,512 --> 00:34:15,503
to spending some time with your kids.
601
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:17,729
It's gonna be a good day.
602
00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:25,292
Luke, you're supposed to eat turkey
603
00:34:25,317 --> 00:34:28,276
for Thanksgiving, not Cheerios.
604
00:34:30,362 --> 00:34:31,870
Oh, honey.
605
00:34:31,895 --> 00:34:33,847
Don't be scared; That's your grandpa.
606
00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:35,714
Nah, it's okay; I have the same reaction
607
00:34:35,739 --> 00:34:37,370
every morning when I look in the mirror.
608
00:34:41,987 --> 00:34:46,018
Oh, I, uh, read that Beckwith
and Hightower are merging.
609
00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:47,245
Is that a good thing for you, Amber?
610
00:34:47,270 --> 00:34:50,331
I haven't been with Hightower
for over a year, Dad.
611
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:51,932
Geez, Dad.
612
00:34:51,957 --> 00:34:54,479
Somebody hasn't been reading
Amber's Christmas newsletter.
613
00:34:54,771 --> 00:34:57,042
No, I do. I mean, we do.
614
00:34:57,690 --> 00:34:59,331
It's very entertaining, by the way.
615
00:34:59,356 --> 00:35:00,854
Thanks, Rebecca.
616
00:35:04,225 --> 00:35:06,604
We haven't, uh, seen
Kevin's new movie, yet.
617
00:35:07,094 --> 00:35:08,253
Hmm.
618
00:35:08,428 --> 00:35:11,196
It's actually... it's quite good.
619
00:35:11,387 --> 00:35:13,011
I've heard mixed.
620
00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:16,805
Yeah? I think it's, um,
621
00:35:16,893 --> 00:35:21,712
at a 94% on Rotten Tomatoes; it's a site
622
00:35:21,737 --> 00:35:24,167
- that Kevin taught me about.
- Come on, you're killing me!
623
00:35:24,362 --> 00:35:26,323
Cowboys scored, Connor.
624
00:35:27,179 --> 00:35:29,050
Sorry, we have Washington
and the points.
625
00:35:29,446 --> 00:35:30,878
No, it's okay.
626
00:35:31,255 --> 00:35:34,324
Uh, we're a big football family,
actually, so I understand.
627
00:35:34,349 --> 00:35:35,393
Hmm.
628
00:35:39,485 --> 00:35:41,557
This vegan stuffing is delicious, Amber.
629
00:35:41,582 --> 00:35:43,065
Well, thanks, Dad.
630
00:35:43,832 --> 00:35:46,511
What about you, Luke, do you
like your mother's stuffing?
631
00:35:46,536 --> 00:35:48,050
Do you like the vegan stuffing?
632
00:35:49,825 --> 00:35:51,698
Do any of these side dishes
have nuts in them?
633
00:35:51,723 --> 00:35:53,143
I get a little allergic.
634
00:35:53,384 --> 00:35:56,815
Uh, yes, actually,
the sweet potato casserole
635
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,474
- has some slivered almonds.
- Ah...
636
00:35:58,499 --> 00:36:00,206
I-I didn't know, I'm so sorry.
637
00:36:00,231 --> 00:36:01,761
- I didn't, I didn't know.
- First you steal my father
638
00:36:01,786 --> 00:36:03,057
from my mother,
and now you're trying to kill
639
00:36:03,082 --> 00:36:04,331
my brother-in-law.
640
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:09,784
Sorry, too soon?
641
00:36:10,911 --> 00:36:15,464
No, no. Not too soon, actually.
642
00:36:19,498 --> 00:36:21,995
You know, after your mother and I split,
643
00:36:22,772 --> 00:36:25,979
I promised my best friend
and myself that I would fight
644
00:36:26,004 --> 00:36:27,581
to keep you kids in my life.
645
00:36:29,015 --> 00:36:31,753
And for a long time, I tried.
646
00:36:32,995 --> 00:36:35,503
I called every day,
I sent Christmas gifts.
647
00:36:35,528 --> 00:36:37,089
I tried to plan things.
648
00:36:39,701 --> 00:36:42,979
And I was lucky if I got
an e-mail back from you.
649
00:36:44,522 --> 00:36:45,789
So after a while...
650
00:36:47,671 --> 00:36:48,804
Well, I gave up.
651
00:36:53,230 --> 00:36:55,331
Well, you have
the Pearsons now, at least.
652
00:36:59,190 --> 00:37:02,315
Yes. Yes, I do.
653
00:37:04,544 --> 00:37:08,339
In heartbreak,
ten years after her husband
654
00:37:08,364 --> 00:37:11,666
and my best friend died,
and your mother had remarried...
655
00:37:13,287 --> 00:37:14,800
...Rebecca and I found each other.
656
00:37:15,521 --> 00:37:18,472
And we filled a hole
in each other's lives.
657
00:37:19,230 --> 00:37:21,120
Now, you don't have to be happy for us,
658
00:37:21,834 --> 00:37:25,190
but we're not gonna apologize
for being together.
659
00:37:26,509 --> 00:37:29,198
So take all the shots
at me that you want to,
660
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,823
leave me out of the family vacations,
661
00:37:31,848 --> 00:37:33,749
leave me out of the inside jokes,
662
00:37:33,774 --> 00:37:36,176
but the one time a decade
that you see Rebecca,
663
00:37:36,201 --> 00:37:38,854
you show my wife some respect.
664
00:37:55,850 --> 00:37:58,081
Does anyone know the score
of the football game?
665
00:37:59,003 --> 00:38:00,261
It's 21 to 7.
666
00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:09,159
Don't tell Mom and Dad
about... you know.
667
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,581
I won't, but Tess...
668
00:38:14,088 --> 00:38:16,229
your parents are going
to love you no matter what.
669
00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:18,057
So you should tell them.
670
00:38:26,393 --> 00:38:27,870
Hey, Babe.
671
00:38:28,927 --> 00:38:30,690
- What is this?
- Uh...
672
00:38:30,715 --> 00:38:33,386
This is what happens when you leave me
673
00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:35,456
by myself to handle Thanksgiving dinner.
674
00:38:36,053 --> 00:38:38,972
The trouble started when the
cranberry sauce boiled over,
675
00:38:38,997 --> 00:38:40,893
it exploded all over me,
and then the trouble ended
676
00:38:40,918 --> 00:38:42,987
when I went to baste the turkey,
then dropped the turkey,
677
00:38:43,012 --> 00:38:46,792
then stepped onto, nay, into the turkey.
678
00:38:46,817 --> 00:38:48,851
So I had to improvise.
679
00:38:50,805 --> 00:38:52,151
You know what this is?
680
00:38:53,220 --> 00:38:54,542
A disaster.
681
00:38:55,483 --> 00:38:56,573
No.
682
00:38:56,598 --> 00:38:59,432
This is, like, Jack Pearson-level magic.
683
00:38:59,995 --> 00:39:01,018
Blasphemy.
684
00:39:01,043 --> 00:39:03,214
- Take it, you take it back.
- I will not.
685
00:39:03,952 --> 00:39:05,120
I will not.
686
00:39:06,502 --> 00:39:07,667
How's Tess?
687
00:39:09,384 --> 00:39:11,393
She's... she's fine.
688
00:39:12,275 --> 00:39:13,690
I think I did okay.
689
00:39:15,872 --> 00:39:17,386
So although I have great respect
690
00:39:17,411 --> 00:39:19,479
for your university, I find the premise
691
00:39:19,504 --> 00:39:20,839
of your question to be flawed.
692
00:39:21,183 --> 00:39:24,315
No one person has had the
greatest impact on my life.
693
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,526
No one person can be my MVP,
my most valuable person.
694
00:39:28,551 --> 00:39:29,618
Oof.
695
00:39:29,643 --> 00:39:31,831
Shh. Hush. Go on, honey.
696
00:39:33,463 --> 00:39:34,964
A British anthropologist named
697
00:39:34,989 --> 00:39:36,909
Robin Dunbar wrote we meet approximately
698
00:39:36,934 --> 00:39:38,190
three new people a day.
699
00:39:38,436 --> 00:39:40,604
That's 1,095 people a year.
700
00:39:41,322 --> 00:39:43,253
I'm 17, which means I've met
701
00:39:43,278 --> 00:39:47,089
18,615 people so far, so how
I'm I supposed to pick
702
00:39:47,114 --> 00:39:49,425
the most impactful one out of 18,000?
703
00:39:49,450 --> 00:39:53,339
Good morning Vietnam!
704
00:39:53,870 --> 00:39:54,932
Sorry.
705
00:39:54,957 --> 00:39:56,972
- I can't stop doing that.
- He really can't.
706
00:39:56,997 --> 00:39:58,495
Now you might say, "Randall,
707
00:39:58,754 --> 00:40:00,636
most of these people
are essentially strangers."
708
00:40:00,661 --> 00:40:01,753
Happy Thanksgiving.
709
00:40:01,863 --> 00:40:02,893
But...
710
00:40:02,918 --> 00:40:05,847
everyone starts off as an
essential stranger, right?
711
00:40:13,205 --> 00:40:15,639
I hope you like pecan pie.
712
00:40:16,650 --> 00:40:17,815
I do.
713
00:40:19,993 --> 00:40:22,050
Um, relax, William.
714
00:40:22,407 --> 00:40:23,808
She's my cousin.
715
00:40:26,043 --> 00:40:27,323
I'm cool.
716
00:41:06,392 --> 00:41:07,925
- Hello?
- Hey!
717
00:41:10,796 --> 00:41:12,230
Grandpa!
718
00:41:12,255 --> 00:41:13,401
Hey! Hello.
719
00:41:16,249 --> 00:41:17,792
Happy Thanksgiving!
720
00:41:17,817 --> 00:41:19,251
Happy Thanksgiving to you!
721
00:41:19,532 --> 00:41:20,899
How're you doing, Grandpa?
722
00:41:20,924 --> 00:41:22,128
- Good. You?
- I'm great.
723
00:41:22,153 --> 00:41:24,448
I was left at a fire station
by my birth father,
724
00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:26,339
and then I was found
by a fireman who took me
725
00:41:26,364 --> 00:41:29,729
to a hospital, where a doctor
showed me to my father,
726
00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:31,847
who showed me to my mother.
727
00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:33,907
♪ Well, I've been running...
728
00:41:33,932 --> 00:41:36,753
My story is unique, and I feel like
729
00:41:36,778 --> 00:41:38,167
it's like that for everyone.
730
00:41:38,771 --> 00:41:40,729
Strangers can be
your most impactful people.
731
00:41:41,598 --> 00:41:43,699
Acquaintances can be
your most impactful people.
732
00:41:44,163 --> 00:41:46,268
Family can be the most impactful.
733
00:41:47,746 --> 00:41:48,995
And that's why I can't pick the person
734
00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:50,386
who's had the greatest impact on my life
735
00:41:50,658 --> 00:41:52,456
and why I think your question is flawed.
736
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,262
But if you insist on me answering,
737
00:41:57,287 --> 00:41:59,534
if it's the only way I can gain entrance
738
00:41:59,670 --> 00:42:01,370
to your storied university...
739
00:42:03,298 --> 00:42:04,698
I choose the fireman.
740
00:42:04,723 --> 00:42:06,034
Okay.
741
00:42:07,485 --> 00:42:09,265
Wow. Beautiful.
742
00:42:09,469 --> 00:42:10,523
You're in, son.
743
00:42:11,980 --> 00:42:14,875
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