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Nothing feels more
magical than first love.
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As a kid, you fall so
hard and feel so much,
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it makes the first breakup
that much more painful.
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It had been months since Dana and I split,
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and I decided it was time to move on.
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Thankfully, my big bro was there to help.
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Dude, what are you doing?
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Feathering my hair like famed
Lady Killer Robert Lowe.
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No. Watch and learn.
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Now that's what the ladies like.
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It looks super wet but somehow
it's dry and crispy.
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Even though I decided
against the flammable helmet head,
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I was starting to feel
like I was back on my game.
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And what do you know, girls
were checking me out.
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A lot! Like, too much.
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Almost as if they weren't
even looking at me...
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Ah, damn it!
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Stupid handsome Ben.
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Can you walk somewhere else?
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Sure thing, Pal.
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Finding a new Dana was gonna be tough,
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so I turned to my sister's poster gallery
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of beloved '80s heartthrobs
for inspiration.
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Such kind eyes. Is that the trick?
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And then reality hit me.
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What are you doing to my Donnie?!
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These bros get all the girls.
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Now that Dana and I broke up,
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I've got to learn their secrets.
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Well, for starters,
they don't have wonky voices,
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and they don't cry at "The Muppet Movie".
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If "Rainbow Connection"
doesn't move you to tears,
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then you're not alive.
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What happened?
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It... it's like I'm totally
invisible to girls.
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At this rate, I'll never get another Dana.
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Dude, getting girls is easy.
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You don't know anything about girls.
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All you need is a hook...
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Something that makes you stand out.
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Yeah? And what's your hook?
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Turtlenecks.
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Sexy and comfortable.
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Still upset about Dana, huh?
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Lucky for you, I actually know
a girl who's super into you.
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Really?
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Mom, Adam's feeling unloved!
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Wait, what?
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Is my baby sad?
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Well, look out, 'cause the cuddle
coyote is stalking you!
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Why? Stay out of my room.
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I'm coming for snuggies.
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It was March 23, 1980-something
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and Barry was planning for his future
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by watching the ambassador
of the wealthy... Robin Leach.
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Hey.
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Robin leach was about to explain
why I need a wine Butler.
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Too bad. You're supposed
to be studying for the PSAT!
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And I finished.
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I did every practice
exam in the whole book.
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Oh, is that right? Explain this.
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The correct answers just happened to form
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the Van Halen logo.
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And a dog?
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Woof.
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A peace sign.
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Pac-man. I love that game.
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And some hideous googly-eyed monster.
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Well, that's actually you.
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Well, I'm putting this on the fridge,
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but I'm still enraged.
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Let's just nip this
conversation in the butt.
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Tests just aren't for me.
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When it came to college, my dad
did what he never did...
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Get involved.
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Moron!
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You're gonna throw your whole
life away like a moron, moron?
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Wait!
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Did you just actually abandon your chair
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and TV to get involved?
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Look, you're gonna prepare for that test.
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Your whole damn future depends on it.
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Don't worry about my future.
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Trust me, I have
a million awesome options.
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I don't want to hear your options.
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NBA superstar power forward,
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professional ninja, successful Eskimo,
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A.K.A. Success-kimo,
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and as a fallback,
billionaire entrepreneur.
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Spell "entrepreneur."
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"A"... get in the car!
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Hey, this isn't the zoo.
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You're taking a PSAT prep course.
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Out!
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Hello, and what educational stretches
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are we looking to strengthen today?
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Actually, I won't waste your time.
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I'll just wait here and make small talk
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until my dad circles around the block
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to make sure I didn't bail.
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After that, I'm out.
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Are you sure that...
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Bup-bup!
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He's taking a lap to check in on me,
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a-a-a-a-and...
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Suck it.
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As Barry was ditching the class,
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I was facing the sad reality
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that I'd never find a girl like Dana.
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Poor kid.
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H-he's been a wreck
since he broke up with Dana.
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I know. It breaks my heart
to see him like this.
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Past two years, all he's cared
about is a girl.
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But now I've got my snuggle muffin back.
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Yeah, you really sound torn up about it.
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I'm just saying it'll be nice
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to finally spend some time with him again.
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'Cause the fact is,
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nothing heals a broken heart
faster than mom time.
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Did you say faster or weirder?
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Ooh! It's on. It's on.
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Kiddo, come watch with us!
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This is history in the making.
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David Copperfield is gonna walk
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through the Great Wall of China.
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Long before David Blaine,
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we had the original rock star magician,
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David Copperfield.
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His mind-blowing tricks
were truly event TV.
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Levitating over the grand
canyon is one thing,
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but this is just plain crazy.
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There is no magic in this world.
Love is dead.
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But I'll watch 'cause I'm so alone.
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Yay.
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Oh, no, he's flatlining!
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Go back, David!
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It's not worth it!
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Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Copperfield
must be beside themselves!
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You do know that walking
through a solid wall
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of ancient Chinese rocks is humanly...
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Oh, balls!
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Oh, you gave us quite a scare,
you handsome bastard.
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So handsome. Mm-mm.
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In that moment, I was put under the spell.
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Miss Heather Thomas.
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It wasn't just the trick
that impressed me.
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It was that Copperfield oozed cool.
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Magic was the ultimate hook,
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and with it, the ladies
would fall under my spell.
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What the hell is this, dude?
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Isn't it awesome? Magic's my big hook!
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Was juggling already taken, nerd?
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Trust me, there's one thing
I know about women...
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They love magic.
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Watch and learn.
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Yo, Lisa! You like flowers?
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Yeah.
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Ta-da!
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Gah! Wrong button.
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Give me a sec.
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Why won't you stiffen?
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Stiffen, damn it!
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Wow, good trick.
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You made the girl completely disappear.
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Um... Are you the kid from the paper?
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I... oh, wow, yes. Me him paper.
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Well, my mom wants to hire you
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for my little brother's birthday party.
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Um, you any good?
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Good?
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We're talking illusion, sleight of hand,
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real Jedi mind-trick stuff.
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Then this is the party you're looking for.
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You understood my "Star Wars" reference?
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Party's on Saturday.
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And you should probably get
a new picture for your ad.
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You're a lot cuter in person.
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It was a miracle!
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Or was it magic?
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See that?
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All thanks to magic,
I just found my new Dana.
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Do you think it'll be a problem
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you don't actually know magic?
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Oh, 100%.
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But I was going to learn,
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which was something Barry
was still resisting.
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Dudes, where you been?
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I've been waiting a freakin' hour!
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Why are you sitting in that thing?
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'Cause I stole it from the food mart
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so we could take turns smashing
it into the dumpsters. Duh.
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Sorry, bro. PSAT study group ran late.
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PSAT study group? For what?
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Um, to, like, get into college
and get jobs and stuff.
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What are you talking about?
You're Madman Schwartz.
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You're gonna be a successful
WWF villain hated by millions.
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Naturally, but as a fallback,
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I'll probably be
an ophthalmologist like my dad,
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Eyeman Schwartz.
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What?!
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Cogan, talk some sense into this lunatic.
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Actually, I'm the one that gave
him the idea.
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I'm thinking about doing premed.
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That's not the dream.
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You're gonna be a female body inspector.
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Turns out, that's not a real job,
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just a hilarious t-shirt.
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Okay, Naked Rob, my rock.
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Please tell me you're still
gonna be a steel drummer
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on a clothing-optional beach.
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Well, I was thinking
about getting my degree
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in musical engineering.
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It'll require clothes, but at some point,
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a boy's got to become a man.
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What the hell happened to all our plans?
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You're making me feel like all this
time in the parking lot
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smashing stuff was a complete
waste of time!
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Bar, all our plans were just big dreams.
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College is real life.
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Real life is for sellouts.
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I will never give up my dreams.
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My dreams are what give me my dignity.
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Dignity, I say!
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Good day to you, gentlemen!
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As Barry was pushing himself
towards a dim future,
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I was entering a magical world...
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With my mom.
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I don't know, squishy.
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All these fancy tricks,
they're just so pricy.
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Can't I just get you something like this?
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I think these are aces.
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Come on. I need Copperfield-level stuff.
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I get the appeal of Davey C.
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I do.
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But this is too much.
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It was clear if I wanted
her to fund my act,
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I'd have to do some acting of my own.
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I just figured magic could be fun...
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For both of us.
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What exactly are you saying?
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You know, something
we could share together.
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I mean, there's no Dana.
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Might as well hang
out with my next best lady.
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Okay, don't [Bleep] with me here.
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Are you talking about mom time?
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Yeah, sure.
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Say it. Whatever.
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Say the words. Say "Mom Time".
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Do we have to call it that?
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Yeah. Mom time.
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So, can I get the good tricks?
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Well, I guess every good magician
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needs a beautiful assistant
they can saw in half.
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Or a hands-off producer
who waits in the wings.
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This is gonna be so much fun!
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You can be the Amazing Adam,
and I'll be the Amazing Beverly!
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We can't both be Amazing. Gah!
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Hey! Does somebody work here?
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We need all your best tricks for mom time!
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Oh. Okay.
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Also, uh, somebody set the birds free.
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00:08:58,432 --> 00:08:59,432
Oh, boy.
264
00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:01,568
After getting the best tricks in the shop,
265
00:09:01,602 --> 00:09:03,100
I picked up magic really quick.
266
00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:05,280
Unfortunately, I also picked up
267
00:09:05,305 --> 00:09:07,272
a focus-stealing smother sidekick.
268
00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,564
The Amazing Schmoopie, everybody.
269
00:09:12,502 --> 00:09:13,802
No wires.
270
00:09:15,905 --> 00:09:16,905
Oh! Honey.
271
00:09:16,939 --> 00:09:18,240
Aah!
272
00:09:18,274 --> 00:09:19,708
Oh!
273
00:09:19,742 --> 00:09:20,876
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
274
00:09:20,910 --> 00:09:22,744
Just an ordinary bottle of ketchup
275
00:09:22,778 --> 00:09:25,714
that I bought at the supermarket
and not at the magic shop.
276
00:09:30,590 --> 00:09:32,224
Ta-da!
277
00:09:33,585 --> 00:09:35,803
And for my next trick,
278
00:09:35,828 --> 00:09:38,413
I'm gonna make a plate
of cookies appear from scratch.
279
00:09:41,210 --> 00:09:43,000
Well, uh, what do you think?
280
00:09:43,025 --> 00:09:44,995
Your act is... actually decent.
281
00:09:45,020 --> 00:09:46,037
Yes!
282
00:09:46,071 --> 00:09:47,843
And every second of it
is ruined by your mom.
283
00:09:52,411 --> 00:09:54,462
Hey, mama, can we talk?
284
00:09:54,513 --> 00:09:56,898
We illusionists don't need to talk.
285
00:09:56,949 --> 00:09:59,066
We just use ESP.
286
00:09:59,091 --> 00:10:01,652
You know, extra-schmoopery-perception.
287
00:10:01,677 --> 00:10:03,781
Good stuff.
288
00:10:03,806 --> 00:10:05,921
You can't be my assistant for the party.
289
00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:07,486
Say what now?
290
00:10:07,511 --> 00:10:11,080
Turns out doing a magic act
with your mother is super weird.
291
00:10:11,105 --> 00:10:13,657
Well, it's no weirder
than if we were tennis partners
292
00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:15,648
or joined a dance competition together.
293
00:10:15,673 --> 00:10:19,259
Truth is, the reason why I did
this is to impress a girl.
294
00:10:19,371 --> 00:10:20,922
But you just broke up with a girl.
295
00:10:20,947 --> 00:10:22,296
What about mom time?
296
00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:24,768
Honestly, I kind of played
that part of it up
297
00:10:24,793 --> 00:10:26,350
so you'd buy me fancy tricks.
298
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:30,045
I guess all we can do now is move on.
299
00:10:30,906 --> 00:10:32,814
Yeah, I don't think so.
300
00:10:32,839 --> 00:10:34,796
I'm returning all your fancy tricks.
301
00:10:34,821 --> 00:10:37,390
What? No! I looked at store policy.
302
00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:39,773
Once the magic is unleashed,
there's no returns.
303
00:10:39,798 --> 00:10:42,300
You think a return policy
has ever stopped me?
304
00:10:42,403 --> 00:10:43,803
Ho ho ho!
305
00:10:43,828 --> 00:10:45,478
Then go and return the magic.
306
00:10:45,503 --> 00:10:46,578
I'll come up with my own
307
00:10:46,603 --> 00:10:48,337
David Copperfield grand illusion!
308
00:10:48,362 --> 00:10:50,864
Fine! Well, enjoy your mom time...
309
00:10:50,889 --> 00:10:52,222
Without your mom.
310
00:10:53,297 --> 00:10:56,532
Yep, my mom didn't take
being left behind well.
311
00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:57,967
And neither did Barry.
312
00:10:57,992 --> 00:10:58,851
It's crazy.
313
00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,586
I mean, my entire posse
314
00:11:00,637 --> 00:11:02,355
is suddenly all about going to college?
315
00:11:02,439 --> 00:11:03,732
What's wrong with them?
316
00:11:03,757 --> 00:11:04,907
Chill.
317
00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:06,164
They're just studying a few vocab words.
318
00:11:06,203 --> 00:11:08,530
I'm sure your best friends
will still end up nobody losers.
319
00:11:08,555 --> 00:11:11,890
That's very nice of you to say,
but they seem real serious.
320
00:11:11,915 --> 00:11:12,965
Has it ever occurred to you
321
00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:14,640
that perhaps you should get serious, too?
322
00:11:14,665 --> 00:11:15,453
Barry's right.
323
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,530
Who says we have to, like,
plan out our entire lives?
324
00:11:17,555 --> 00:11:18,733
We're just kids, man.
325
00:11:18,758 --> 00:11:20,609
Exactly. The future's now.
326
00:11:20,634 --> 00:11:23,273
Can't just let some stupid
test define who we are.
327
00:11:23,298 --> 00:11:25,180
That's why I didn't even open
up my test results
328
00:11:25,214 --> 00:11:26,226
and see how I did.
329
00:11:26,251 --> 00:11:27,317
That's how little I care.
330
00:11:27,679 --> 00:11:29,634
Wait. You took the sat?
331
00:11:29,669 --> 00:11:31,500
But you always said that test was a joke.
332
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:32,968
Oh, it is. But you got to take it.
333
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:33,993
Give me that!
334
00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:38,643
Oh, no! 1,280?!
335
00:11:39,259 --> 00:11:40,609
Lainey, that's unreal! I did it!
336
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,475
Why is this happening to me?
337
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,460
Oh, sweetie, I swear this
doesn't change anything.
338
00:11:44,485 --> 00:11:46,670
So you're still gonna be
a background dancer on "Club MTV"?
339
00:11:46,704 --> 00:11:47,921
Oh, hell no.
340
00:11:47,923 --> 00:11:50,240
You beginning your bright
future is a complete betrayal,
341
00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:51,335
but you know what?
342
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,351
It doesn't matter, 'cause I'm
still gonna be a rapping
343
00:11:53,376 --> 00:11:55,154
basketball ninja rapping entrepreneur.
344
00:11:55,179 --> 00:11:57,197
And I totally believe in you, sweetie.
345
00:11:57,248 --> 00:11:58,932
But yeah, maybe you should
study for the test.
346
00:11:58,966 --> 00:12:02,318
Traitor! You beautiful, smart traitor!
347
00:12:02,369 --> 00:12:05,388
While Barry couldn't
believe Lainey's betrayal,
348
00:12:05,423 --> 00:12:07,319
I was ready to believe in the impossible.
349
00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:10,079
Hey, kiddo, how's the magic treating you?
350
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:13,148
Ah, Pops, good. We have
so much to discuss.
351
00:12:13,468 --> 00:12:17,136
I pored over every magic special
made by master Copperfield,
352
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,742
as he is the standard against which
353
00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:20,450
all us magicians judge ourselves.
354
00:12:20,578 --> 00:12:22,958
Uh-huh. Maybe we should turn the light on.
355
00:12:23,668 --> 00:12:24,959
After staying up all night,
356
00:12:24,984 --> 00:12:28,007
I finally figured out how he does
it, all of it...
357
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:31,445
Flying over canyons, making
lady liberty vanish,
358
00:12:31,470 --> 00:12:33,068
walking through walls.
359
00:12:33,070 --> 00:12:34,702
Ooh, this sounds juicy.
360
00:12:34,727 --> 00:12:36,015
What is it? What's the secret?
361
00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,056
Magic.
362
00:12:37,094 --> 00:12:38,478
No, yeah, I get it.
363
00:12:38,512 --> 00:12:40,780
A real magician can't reveal his tricks,
364
00:12:40,823 --> 00:12:41,976
but how does he do it?
365
00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:42,918
That's just it.
366
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:45,818
Real actual magic.
367
00:12:45,846 --> 00:12:47,054
Yeah, I'm not following you.
368
00:12:47,079 --> 00:12:49,680
There's no way a human being
could actually accomplish
369
00:12:49,705 --> 00:12:51,239
what this man could do.
370
00:12:51,492 --> 00:12:52,859
Unless it's real.
371
00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:54,164
Still not following you.
372
00:12:54,189 --> 00:12:55,405
Follow this!
373
00:12:55,529 --> 00:12:57,330
Magic is real.
374
00:12:57,332 --> 00:12:58,965
You should probably get some sleep.
375
00:12:59,016 --> 00:13:00,070
No time!
376
00:13:00,095 --> 00:13:02,178
I've realized the key
to legitimate sorcery
377
00:13:02,203 --> 00:13:03,262
is to believe.
378
00:13:03,287 --> 00:13:05,471
If you truly have the magic in your heart,
379
00:13:05,473 --> 00:13:07,156
you can walk through any wall.
380
00:13:07,190 --> 00:13:08,407
I don't think you can.
381
00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:10,343
I shall traverse through solid matter
382
00:13:10,394 --> 00:13:13,093
and appear on the other side of this wall.
383
00:13:13,118 --> 00:13:14,485
Behold!
384
00:13:15,449 --> 00:13:16,766
Oh, my god!
385
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,517
Oh, no!
386
00:13:18,568 --> 00:13:19,709
Magic isn't real!
387
00:13:19,734 --> 00:13:21,117
That's what I'm trying to tell ya!
388
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,077
You're right. I can bounce back.
389
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:25,320
I just have to put
together a new magic act
390
00:13:25,362 --> 00:13:26,992
that'll entertain a bunch of kids.
391
00:13:27,017 --> 00:13:27,767
Easy.
392
00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:28,625
Peasy.
393
00:13:28,765 --> 00:13:30,066
You're a smart kid.
394
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,919
You'll pull it off for sure.
395
00:13:32,953 --> 00:13:34,554
You can't let him go through with this.
396
00:13:34,579 --> 00:13:37,226
He'll make a fool of himself
in front of new Dana.
397
00:13:37,289 --> 00:13:39,223
Well, he should've thought
of that before he lied to me
398
00:13:39,257 --> 00:13:41,058
about mom time and broke my heart.
399
00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:42,701
The kid is boned, Bevy.
400
00:13:42,726 --> 00:13:44,395
He's literally walking into walls.
401
00:13:44,429 --> 00:13:46,463
Ow! Damn it!
402
00:13:46,514 --> 00:13:48,616
How does the gorgeous warlock do it?!
403
00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:51,795
While my mom was realizing
the effects of destroying my show,
404
00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:53,648
Barry was about to put
on a show of his own.
405
00:13:53,673 --> 00:13:55,340
Greetings, and thank you for coming.
406
00:13:55,365 --> 00:13:57,507
You may have wondered why
I gathered you all here today.
407
00:13:57,555 --> 00:13:59,222
Yes, I was wondering.
408
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,625
See, I was sitting here
watching "MacGyver",
409
00:14:01,659 --> 00:14:03,894
and you assembled these morons around me.
410
00:14:03,928 --> 00:14:06,246
First I'd like you all to know
that you're all the dearest
411
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,890
and most important people in my life.
412
00:14:09,050 --> 00:14:10,166
And everything about you disgusts me
413
00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:11,384
'cause you're all human garbage.
414
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:13,653
- Appreciate the honesty. Can we go?
- No.
415
00:14:13,704 --> 00:14:15,488
You may have given up your dreams
416
00:14:15,490 --> 00:14:16,973
to become cogs in the machine.
417
00:14:17,008 --> 00:14:17,924
But not me.
418
00:14:17,975 --> 00:14:19,059
We discussed this.
419
00:14:19,093 --> 00:14:21,328
You're studying and going
to a good school.
420
00:14:21,379 --> 00:14:22,879
Look, I speak for all of the JTP...
421
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,130
- JTP.
- JTP.
422
00:14:24,132 --> 00:14:25,398
When I say that being
a freelance ninja for hire
423
00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:26,195
is a big reach.
424
00:14:26,258 --> 00:14:27,325
I mean, you could study
with us if you want.
425
00:14:27,359 --> 00:14:28,242
Never!
426
00:14:28,277 --> 00:14:29,327
Forget ninja.
427
00:14:29,361 --> 00:14:31,006
I'm getting real here.
428
00:14:31,031 --> 00:14:33,414
Talking about my most sensible dream.
429
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,164
Billionaire entrepreneur!
430
00:14:35,172 --> 00:14:36,840
You do realize that entrepreneurs
431
00:14:36,874 --> 00:14:39,748
have actual business ideas
and billionaires have billions?
432
00:14:39,773 --> 00:14:41,557
Oh, I do and I will,
433
00:14:41,616 --> 00:14:43,163
as soon as I present the world
434
00:14:43,188 --> 00:14:45,640
with any one of these awesome
entrepreneurical ideas.
435
00:14:45,674 --> 00:14:48,176
First up... the reverse microwave.
436
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,078
Makes things colder!
437
00:14:50,112 --> 00:14:51,663
So, a refrigerator?
438
00:14:51,688 --> 00:14:52,406
Next!
439
00:14:52,453 --> 00:14:54,237
Know about fingerless gloves?
440
00:14:54,271 --> 00:14:56,506
How about just fingers?
441
00:14:56,508 --> 00:14:58,554
I call it just fingers.
442
00:14:58,579 --> 00:15:00,070
Did you cut up my isotoners?
443
00:15:00,094 --> 00:15:01,796
Next, the front pack.
444
00:15:01,821 --> 00:15:03,622
That's just a backpack
you're wearing wrong.
445
00:15:03,647 --> 00:15:04,210
Next!
446
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,916
A house for birds.
447
00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:07,468
Um, that kind of already exists.
448
00:15:07,494 --> 00:15:10,523
Not like this.
Mine's for the upscale bird.
449
00:15:10,548 --> 00:15:12,466
Okay, I'm shutting it down.
450
00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:14,141
Everyone go home.
451
00:15:14,175 --> 00:15:15,031
You know what else got shut down?
452
00:15:15,056 --> 00:15:16,914
Sir Isaac Newton when
he invented the apple.
453
00:15:16,939 --> 00:15:18,023
That's enough!
454
00:15:18,048 --> 00:15:20,349
You're studying for that test.
End of story.
455
00:15:20,374 --> 00:15:23,695
No! I'm not even gonna take
the stupid PSAT or the real one.
456
00:15:23,804 --> 00:15:26,270
Honey, we discussed this.
Everyone takes that test.
457
00:15:26,321 --> 00:15:26,906
What's the point?
458
00:15:26,938 --> 00:15:28,631
We all know I'm gonna
blow it like I always do.
459
00:15:28,656 --> 00:15:29,343
Barry, you're not gonna...
460
00:15:29,368 --> 00:15:30,752
No, I am!
461
00:15:30,908 --> 00:15:32,909
All I have are dreams
'cause I suck at real life,
462
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,437
and I'm supposed to sit here
and watch you leave me behind?
463
00:15:36,249 --> 00:15:39,918
Have fun with your awesome
dreams without me in them.
464
00:15:43,992 --> 00:15:45,741
It was the morning of my big show,
465
00:15:45,766 --> 00:15:47,543
and I was hoping my grand illusion
466
00:15:47,568 --> 00:15:49,405
would impress my new Dana.
467
00:15:49,430 --> 00:15:51,507
Oh, there you are. Perfect timing.
468
00:15:51,532 --> 00:15:54,267
Yep. So happy I didn't
cancel at the last minute.
469
00:15:54,318 --> 00:15:55,719
U-unless you want me to.
470
00:15:55,753 --> 00:15:57,170
You're funny.
471
00:15:57,205 --> 00:15:59,222
And even though the Amazing Beverly
472
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:00,757
had taken away my best tricks,
473
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:03,377
the Amazing Adam still had
one more up his sleeve.
474
00:16:03,428 --> 00:16:05,896
It's showtime.
475
00:16:05,947 --> 00:16:07,364
Oh, thanks.
476
00:16:13,538 --> 00:16:15,806
Welcome, Joshua Feldstein and friends.
477
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,340
I'm the Amazing Adam.
478
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:20,210
Witness the impossible as I levitate.
479
00:16:20,244 --> 00:16:23,814
♪
480
00:16:23,848 --> 00:16:25,715
Whoa!
481
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:28,051
Yes.
482
00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:29,148
Crap!
483
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:30,353
That is normal.
484
00:16:30,388 --> 00:16:31,588
It's a part of the trick.
485
00:16:31,622 --> 00:16:32,756
I mean, magic.
486
00:16:32,807 --> 00:16:35,191
I just need to re-levitate my foot.
487
00:16:37,295 --> 00:16:38,862
Magic!
488
00:16:39,313 --> 00:16:40,664
Hey!
489
00:16:40,698 --> 00:16:42,299
My act was a complete bust...
490
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,567
but then something truly magical happened.
491
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,754
And that, ladies and gentlemen,
492
00:16:47,805 --> 00:16:50,740
is what we call classic misdirection!
493
00:16:50,775 --> 00:16:53,843
And now, time for the real show.
494
00:16:54,762 --> 00:16:56,980
Mom! You got my good tricks back.
495
00:16:57,031 --> 00:16:58,314
Ta-da!
496
00:16:58,349 --> 00:17:00,383
No time to talk. Knock 'em dead, love bug.
497
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,217
Hey, Ma.
498
00:17:03,037 --> 00:17:05,755
You know, a real magician
always needs an assistant.
499
00:17:05,806 --> 00:17:07,390
Are you sure?
500
00:17:07,392 --> 00:17:09,359
Yeah, I'm sure.
501
00:17:21,171 --> 00:17:22,672
Whoa.
502
00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:24,074
That's the thing about our parents.
503
00:17:24,108 --> 00:17:25,775
At the end of the day,
they're at your side...
504
00:17:25,809 --> 00:17:28,878
He cut me in half, but I love
him twice as much.
505
00:17:28,913 --> 00:17:31,114
Whether you can admit
you need them or not.
506
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:33,933
Your dopey friends said I'd find you here.
507
00:17:33,968 --> 00:17:35,852
Just gonna sit like this all day?
508
00:17:35,886 --> 00:17:37,870
More like the rest of my stupid life.
509
00:17:37,905 --> 00:17:40,223
Everyone's moving on. Everybody but me.
510
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,109
Look...
511
00:17:41,449 --> 00:17:45,045
I know I said that the only thing
I care about is college,
512
00:17:45,070 --> 00:17:48,781
but what I really care
about is whether or not you're happy.
513
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:49,671
It's gonna be hard to be happy
514
00:17:49,696 --> 00:17:51,626
when I'm stuck in this town
'cause I blew the test.
515
00:17:51,651 --> 00:17:52,901
That's not true, Barry.
516
00:17:53,123 --> 00:17:55,474
If you ask me, the way your brain works,
517
00:17:55,499 --> 00:17:56,867
it's like no one else's.
518
00:17:56,892 --> 00:17:58,593
Stop. I'm serious!
519
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:01,037
I've never met anyone
who thinks the way you do.
520
00:18:01,352 --> 00:18:03,164
I did come up with just fingers.
521
00:18:03,189 --> 00:18:06,023
Trust me, I think you're
gonna surprise everybody,
522
00:18:06,048 --> 00:18:09,140
and mostly yourself if you'll just try!
523
00:18:11,663 --> 00:18:13,113
Thanks, Dad.
524
00:18:13,147 --> 00:18:15,499
Let's go home.
525
00:18:17,301 --> 00:18:19,036
And even when you're at your lowest,
526
00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:21,405
they push you to be more
than you could ever dream of.
527
00:18:21,456 --> 00:18:23,740
Check it out. Front pack.
528
00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:24,609
Not bad, right?
529
00:18:24,634 --> 00:18:25,445
You look injured.
530
00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:26,520
My spine hurts a little.
531
00:18:26,545 --> 00:18:28,255
I know I kind of freaked out.
532
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,165
It's just...
533
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:31,539
...I don't want this to end.
534
00:18:31,564 --> 00:18:33,315
Good. 'Cause no matter where I end up,
535
00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:34,524
we'll always be together.
536
00:18:35,093 --> 00:18:37,921
Yo, tasty! Study group starts in five.
537
00:18:37,955 --> 00:18:39,756
Study group? I'm impressed.
538
00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:41,942
What can I say? I'm a torkulent guy.
539
00:18:41,976 --> 00:18:43,193
That's not a word, sweetie.
540
00:18:43,195 --> 00:18:44,578
Got a lot of work to do.
541
00:18:49,915 --> 00:18:52,011
Thank you so much for coming.
542
00:18:52,036 --> 00:18:53,570
My brother loved it.
543
00:18:53,595 --> 00:18:54,761
Thanks.
544
00:18:54,786 --> 00:18:56,439
We should, um...
545
00:18:56,441 --> 00:18:58,575
...Like, do it again sometime.
546
00:18:58,609 --> 00:19:00,343
Like, a movie?
547
00:19:00,378 --> 00:19:01,811
Oh.
548
00:19:01,846 --> 00:19:04,681
Um... You know, I-I'm in ninth grade
549
00:19:04,715 --> 00:19:07,210
and you're, like, in middle school.
550
00:19:07,235 --> 00:19:08,273
So?
551
00:19:08,718 --> 00:19:11,812
So, I'm just gonna give you the 10 bucks,
552
00:19:11,837 --> 00:19:13,890
and thanks for coming, Alan.
553
00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:24,984
Schmoo.
554
00:19:26,759 --> 00:19:27,892
You okay?
555
00:19:28,071 --> 00:19:30,807
Yeah. I'm fine.
556
00:19:33,345 --> 00:19:34,629
I'm not.
557
00:19:34,654 --> 00:19:36,255
I really miss Dana.
558
00:19:36,547 --> 00:19:38,515
I know.
559
00:19:38,517 --> 00:19:40,328
We were so good together.
560
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:41,953
How will I ever find that again?
561
00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:43,453
Trust me.
562
00:19:43,455 --> 00:19:44,954
You will.
563
00:19:45,005 --> 00:19:46,179
What makes you so sure?
564
00:19:46,204 --> 00:19:49,222
If there's one thing
the Amazing Adam's taught me,
565
00:19:49,247 --> 00:19:51,866
there's plenty of magic in the world.
566
00:19:51,968 --> 00:19:53,635
When you're growing up,
567
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,410
you can't always avoid heartache.
568
00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:57,187
Here, let me help you with that.
569
00:19:57,212 --> 00:19:58,414
but if you're lucky,
570
00:19:58,439 --> 00:20:00,382
a little mom time can help you through it.
571
00:20:00,804 --> 00:20:02,839
And that's pure magic.
572
00:20:02,841 --> 00:20:04,891
I-I couldn't resist.
573
00:20:11,682 --> 00:20:15,068
Now, here's our magic magician!
574
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,086
Gregarious.
575
00:20:21,121 --> 00:20:23,038
Sociable.
576
00:20:23,968 --> 00:20:25,207
Sociable.
577
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:26,924
Friendly.
578
00:20:26,948 --> 00:20:28,948
Wow! Are you still studying?
579
00:20:28,972 --> 00:20:31,608
Even better! According
to science, if I play
580
00:20:02,841 --> 00:20:04,891
[Laughing] I-I couldn't resist.
581
00:20:33,812 --> 00:20:36,102
will sponge
up all the informations and boom!
582
00:20:36,127 --> 00:20:37,812
My days are still free to be awsome!
583
00:20:37,835 --> 00:20:39,835
Why can't you just do things
like a normal person?
584
00:20:39,874 --> 00:20:41,788
I guess I'm just a character.
585
00:20:41,812 --> 00:20:44,647
See you in the morning knowledge.
586
00:20:45,765 --> 00:20:47,765
Entrapped... fear less
587
00:20:48,069 --> 00:20:54,420
Wow... Wait! Erica, comme quick!
I'm the smartest man in the world.
588
00:20:54,804 --> 00:20:57,343
- Ask me anything!
- What does Gregarious mean?
589
00:20:57,368 --> 00:20:59,524
- To be like Greg.
- Who is Greg?
590
00:20:59,548 --> 00:21:01,000
Ah.. Didn't work...
591
00:21:01,024 --> 00:21:03,024
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