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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,785 Previously, on "Preacher..." 2 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:05,671 Donnie, what did you do? 3 00:00:05,773 --> 00:00:06,653 We have a job for you. 4 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:10,709 We want you to kill the preacher. 5 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:13,278 I'm gonna bring God to this church. 6 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:15,347 It's a direct line to Heaven's throne. 7 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:17,649 I need angel hands, otherwise it won't work. 8 00:00:17,752 --> 00:00:19,184 All right, Carlos... 9 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:20,419 This is justice. 10 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:23,188 Oh, my God. 11 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:25,090 Where's Eugene? 12 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,825 Wanna see you Sunday. 13 00:00:35,845 --> 00:00:37,797 _ 14 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:26,251 In other news, God is coming to Annville. 15 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:29,321 Or so some local residents seem to be saying. 16 00:01:29,356 --> 00:01:32,057 Why don't you come down to the All Saints' Church this Sunday, 17 00:01:32,093 --> 00:01:33,826 and see for yourself what's what? 18 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:36,161 In not unrelated news, 19 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:38,230 local freak Eugene Root remains missing, 20 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:39,898 and Preacher Custer 21 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:42,501 continues to be sought by law enforcement. 22 00:01:43,877 --> 00:01:45,471 Hey, Mabel! 23 00:01:49,534 --> 00:01:53,523 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 24 00:02:35,413 --> 00:02:37,747 Hell's all this about? 25 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:40,416 Told you on the phone, God's coming. 26 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:41,651 Come on, Mos. 27 00:02:41,686 --> 00:02:43,686 You don't believe all that crap. 28 00:02:43,721 --> 00:02:45,788 Well, better safe than sorry. 29 00:02:45,824 --> 00:02:47,323 Where is he? 30 00:02:49,027 --> 00:02:52,995 What happened? Root get him? 31 00:02:53,031 --> 00:02:55,765 Redneck son of a bitch. 32 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,835 Uh, rumor has it that an even worse redneck 33 00:02:58,870 --> 00:03:01,370 got ahold of Preacher. 34 00:03:01,406 --> 00:03:03,806 Son of a bitchier, too. 35 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:09,011 Donnie. 36 00:03:36,441 --> 00:03:38,174 I missed you. 37 00:03:44,382 --> 00:03:46,215 - Where is he? - What?! 38 00:03:46,251 --> 00:03:47,450 I said, where is he? 39 00:03:47,485 --> 00:03:50,319 He's half-deaf, bitch. Uhh! 40 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,587 Where's Jesse? 41 00:03:57,228 --> 00:04:01,063 Hey, Tulip. What are you doing here? 42 00:04:02,767 --> 00:04:04,333 Door was open, idiot. 43 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,468 Shut up. 44 00:04:08,072 --> 00:04:10,806 It's like, one look and you're done, 45 00:04:10,842 --> 00:04:16,913 she's burned herself into your brain, that fast. 46 00:04:16,948 --> 00:04:18,714 Those eyes, that smile. 47 00:04:18,750 --> 00:04:20,650 For me, it's a big, fluffy ass. 48 00:04:20,685 --> 00:04:21,984 Ah. 49 00:04:22,020 --> 00:04:24,854 Yeah, well, whatever floats your boat. 50 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:27,490 All right, Larry. 51 00:04:27,525 --> 00:04:29,358 Prairie Dog dropped the charges. 52 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,460 You're good to go. 53 00:04:31,496 --> 00:04:34,130 Hey. Listen. 54 00:04:36,367 --> 00:04:37,767 I know you're hurting, 55 00:04:37,802 --> 00:04:40,403 but maybe you and Pedro just take a break, 56 00:04:40,438 --> 00:04:42,271 leave it up on Brokeback Mountain for now. 57 00:04:42,307 --> 00:04:44,707 All right? Off you go. 58 00:04:55,853 --> 00:04:58,221 Where is he? 59 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:03,292 Like I told your guys, I have no idea. 60 00:05:03,328 --> 00:05:06,729 Past few days, me and Padre been laying low, 61 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:08,397 hanging out at the whorehouse, 62 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:09,665 where you got me and... 63 00:05:09,701 --> 00:05:10,800 Not Custer. 64 00:05:12,337 --> 00:05:14,737 Come Sunday, I know where to find him. 65 00:05:14,985 --> 00:05:17,783 _ 66 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:21,877 I meant Eugene. 67 00:05:21,913 --> 00:05:23,779 What'd Preacher do with him? 68 00:05:23,815 --> 00:05:26,282 Sheriff... 69 00:05:26,317 --> 00:05:30,319 you're gonna have to trust me on this one. 70 00:05:30,355 --> 00:05:33,256 You don't want to know. 71 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,458 Don't I, though? 72 00:05:43,534 --> 00:05:46,669 I see that you are no stranger 73 00:05:46,704 --> 00:05:48,437 to our criminal-justice system. 74 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:56,212 Uh-oh. Manila folder time. 75 00:05:56,247 --> 00:05:57,446 Mm-hmm. 76 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,783 Assault and battery in Las Vegas. 77 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:03,219 Let... let me just say I... I... do you know what? 78 00:06:03,254 --> 00:06:05,454 I told 'em right from the get go, I don't... 79 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,056 I don't like magicians, okay. 80 00:06:07,091 --> 00:06:08,724 Drunk and disorderly in Denver. 81 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,160 Lewd and lascivious in Nashville. 82 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:17,266 New York City, attempted murder. 83 00:06:17,302 --> 00:06:19,502 Oh, right. 84 00:06:19,537 --> 00:06:22,538 I sort of lost my head a bit there. 85 00:06:22,573 --> 00:06:24,073 Crime of passion. 86 00:06:24,108 --> 00:06:25,641 Judging from this, 87 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:29,078 you're a very passionate man, Mr. Cassidy. 88 00:06:29,113 --> 00:06:32,581 What catches my eye, though, 89 00:06:32,617 --> 00:06:35,685 are the dates of your arrests. 90 00:06:38,056 --> 00:06:40,790 1961. 91 00:06:40,825 --> 00:06:43,192 1950. 92 00:06:43,227 --> 00:06:45,394 1940. 93 00:06:45,430 --> 00:06:47,797 1922. 94 00:06:47,832 --> 00:06:51,200 And so on and so forth. 95 00:06:53,671 --> 00:06:56,972 And yet, I look so young. 96 00:06:57,008 --> 00:06:59,575 Everybody says that. 97 00:06:59,610 --> 00:07:00,710 But thank you. 98 00:07:00,745 --> 00:07:01,877 Yeah. 99 00:07:06,017 --> 00:07:09,885 I noticed the sunglasses. 100 00:07:09,921 --> 00:07:13,956 I noticed the... goofy hats. 101 00:07:15,827 --> 00:07:18,461 I just wrote it down to you being an asshole. 102 00:07:19,864 --> 00:07:23,766 Ha. No, Sheriff. 103 00:07:23,801 --> 00:07:27,336 I'm not an asshole. 104 00:07:27,372 --> 00:07:28,904 I'm the asshole. 105 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:49,825 This is medicine for you. 106 00:07:49,861 --> 00:07:52,328 At least, that's... that's what I read on the Internet. 107 00:07:56,167 --> 00:07:58,601 Come on, vampire. 108 00:07:58,636 --> 00:08:01,270 It's gonna be a long night. 109 00:08:03,017 --> 00:08:05,619 I've been washed clean. 110 00:08:05,654 --> 00:08:08,655 I had Preacher dead-to-rights in that church. 111 00:08:08,691 --> 00:08:11,458 Could've killed him and been a hero for it, too. 112 00:08:11,493 --> 00:08:13,260 But I stopped myself. 113 00:08:13,295 --> 00:08:17,531 I remembered he'd been merciful with me before. 114 00:08:17,566 --> 00:08:19,266 You remember when... when we was 115 00:08:19,301 --> 00:08:21,268 in the men's room together that night? 116 00:08:21,303 --> 00:08:22,803 Uh-huh. 117 00:08:22,838 --> 00:08:24,371 He could've killed me that night, 118 00:08:24,406 --> 00:08:25,605 but he didn't do it. 119 00:08:25,641 --> 00:08:26,940 Preacher was merciful. 120 00:08:26,975 --> 00:08:30,777 Yeah, so I was merciful, too. 121 00:08:30,813 --> 00:08:33,213 So then when I heard he was on the run, 122 00:08:33,248 --> 00:08:35,282 I told him he could hide out here. 123 00:08:35,317 --> 00:08:39,586 'Cause Preacher saved me. 124 00:08:39,621 --> 00:08:44,958 He showed me that I... 125 00:08:44,993 --> 00:08:46,493 I'm not a murderer. 126 00:08:46,528 --> 00:08:50,897 He showed me that I'm not the bad guy. 127 00:08:53,235 --> 00:08:56,737 And, um, he showed you all this 128 00:08:56,772 --> 00:09:00,440 in a gas station men's room, huh? 129 00:09:00,476 --> 00:09:03,343 Lose the attitude, okay? 130 00:09:03,378 --> 00:09:07,380 It takes a real man to let God in his heart. 131 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:10,817 We're gonna go grab a smoke, okay? 132 00:09:13,021 --> 00:09:14,921 I come back to the whole town 133 00:09:14,957 --> 00:09:16,990 going crazy over God showing up, 134 00:09:17,025 --> 00:09:19,626 now Donnie Schenck, droolin' and acting like 135 00:09:19,661 --> 00:09:20,994 you're the Dalai Lama? 136 00:09:21,029 --> 00:09:22,662 What the hell's going on, Jesse? 137 00:09:22,698 --> 00:09:25,165 I'll bring you up to speed. 138 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:30,003 First, you came back for me. 139 00:09:30,038 --> 00:09:32,139 Yeah, well, after that phone message, 140 00:09:32,174 --> 00:09:33,774 how could I resist? 141 00:09:33,809 --> 00:09:36,710 "Hi, Tulip, um, I... I just ate pancakes." 142 00:09:42,317 --> 00:09:45,385 I'm sorry, Tulip. 143 00:09:54,329 --> 00:09:55,729 You should be. 144 00:10:01,670 --> 00:10:03,170 Do something for me, Jesse? 145 00:10:03,205 --> 00:10:04,805 Anything. 146 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,841 Yeah? 147 00:10:07,876 --> 00:10:13,647 'Cause, um... I mean, it's bad. 148 00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:15,115 Like, really bad. 149 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:17,984 - Mmm. - I mean, nasty. 150 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:22,622 Mm-hmm. 151 00:10:22,658 --> 00:10:25,392 Anything, right? 152 00:10:25,427 --> 00:10:27,160 Whatever you want. 153 00:10:32,201 --> 00:10:33,300 Kill him. 154 00:10:34,879 --> 00:10:36,539 _ 155 00:10:36,638 --> 00:10:38,171 Well, I had to step to him and say, 156 00:10:38,207 --> 00:10:40,907 "Listen, my ma drives me crazy sometimes, too, 157 00:10:40,943 --> 00:10:42,742 but that's your madre, brah. 158 00:10:42,778 --> 00:10:44,110 You got to respect her 159 00:10:44,146 --> 00:10:46,313 like you gots to respect all women." 160 00:10:46,348 --> 00:10:48,582 It's so nice to hear a man talk like that. 161 00:10:48,617 --> 00:10:50,884 I mean, I'm not... I'm not trying to be like... 162 00:10:50,919 --> 00:10:52,619 I'm just saying, in the end, 163 00:10:52,654 --> 00:10:58,825 you, me, our moms, we're all just people. 164 00:11:00,629 --> 00:11:02,462 Well, I better get back to work. 165 00:11:02,497 --> 00:11:03,897 Yeah, yeah, me, too. 166 00:11:03,932 --> 00:11:07,701 You know, uh, I'll bring those in for you. 167 00:11:07,736 --> 00:11:10,837 Okay. Thanks, Carlos. 168 00:11:10,873 --> 00:11:12,439 Yeah. 169 00:11:12,474 --> 00:11:15,342 Hey, Jennifer? 170 00:11:17,179 --> 00:11:19,479 You like Chinese food? 171 00:11:21,416 --> 00:11:23,650 Not... really. 172 00:11:25,420 --> 00:11:26,920 Puta. 173 00:11:34,930 --> 00:11:36,830 We like Chinese food. 174 00:11:39,835 --> 00:11:42,269 Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. 175 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:46,706 'Sup? 176 00:11:46,742 --> 00:11:48,408 Poor Carlos. 177 00:11:48,443 --> 00:11:50,543 Poor Carlos. 178 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:52,445 Chinese food would be good, though. 179 00:11:52,481 --> 00:11:53,780 Yep. 180 00:11:53,815 --> 00:11:56,016 And a nice, cold beer. 181 00:11:56,051 --> 00:11:57,250 Unh-unh. You can't have beer. 182 00:11:57,286 --> 00:11:58,119 Says who? 183 00:11:58,262 --> 00:11:59,619 I'm not having beer, and neither are you. 184 00:11:59,655 --> 00:12:02,222 All right. Whiskey it is. 185 00:12:02,257 --> 00:12:03,690 Asswipe. 186 00:12:07,696 --> 00:12:10,530 - Oh, my God. - What? 187 00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:12,732 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 188 00:12:12,768 --> 00:12:13,767 What is it, Jesse? 189 00:12:13,802 --> 00:12:17,037 Show me. 190 00:12:17,072 --> 00:12:19,606 I'll show you. 191 00:12:22,477 --> 00:12:25,378 I'll show you, big time. 192 00:12:25,414 --> 00:12:28,248 What the he...? 193 00:12:28,283 --> 00:12:29,449 No. 194 00:12:29,484 --> 00:12:32,118 - Oh, yeah. - That is... that's wrong. 195 00:12:32,154 --> 00:12:34,688 Uh-huh. Come on. 196 00:12:34,723 --> 00:12:36,756 It's like "Lady and the Tramp," except with our butts. 197 00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:38,692 Jesse Custer, do not come near me with that thing. 198 00:12:38,727 --> 00:12:39,826 I swear to God. 199 00:12:39,861 --> 00:12:41,261 Oh, you know you want it. 200 00:12:41,296 --> 00:12:42,729 You know. Come on. 201 00:12:42,764 --> 00:12:45,231 - Put it away! - Come on, just... 202 00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:47,000 Real professional, you two. 203 00:12:47,035 --> 00:12:49,502 Oh, give us a break. 204 00:12:49,538 --> 00:12:51,204 Hey, Carlos. 205 00:12:51,239 --> 00:12:53,640 I mean, we are just people. 206 00:12:55,243 --> 00:12:57,277 - Real smooth, Carlos. - Bite me. 207 00:12:57,312 --> 00:12:59,045 How long to the vault? 208 00:12:59,081 --> 00:13:03,350 I'd say... eight, nine minutes. 209 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,586 These are ready to go. 210 00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:15,562 Fun's over, Custer. 211 00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:17,430 Now the pain begins... 212 00:13:38,987 --> 00:13:41,388 Aw, come on. 213 00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:04,778 So help me God, I will beat you with this camera. 214 00:14:04,813 --> 00:14:06,546 Don't be such a baby. 215 00:14:06,581 --> 00:14:08,481 Just try it. You might like it. 216 00:14:08,517 --> 00:14:10,216 I mean it. It's not funny. 217 00:14:10,252 --> 00:14:11,751 Then why are you laughing? 218 00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:14,220 I'm laughing at what an asshole you are. 219 00:14:14,256 --> 00:14:16,256 Asshole? 220 00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:18,358 I said stop... 221 00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:21,265 _ 222 00:14:22,998 --> 00:14:24,030 Ow! 223 00:14:24,066 --> 00:14:25,331 Ah-ha. See? 224 00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:27,767 You bit me. That's cheating. 225 00:14:43,285 --> 00:14:45,005 Let's see if there's Chinese food in prison. 226 00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:05,271 No! 227 00:15:10,011 --> 00:15:12,512 What? What is it? 228 00:15:14,449 --> 00:15:16,449 The baby. 229 00:15:16,485 --> 00:15:17,917 The baby. 230 00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:33,700 Why? 231 00:15:37,706 --> 00:15:39,939 Why? 232 00:15:39,975 --> 00:15:42,775 You were happy. 233 00:15:44,946 --> 00:15:46,346 I... 234 00:16:07,736 --> 00:16:10,403 French vanilla, I remember. 235 00:16:10,472 --> 00:16:12,739 I don't need to write it down, 236 00:16:12,774 --> 00:16:14,340 'cause it's been your blessed favorite 237 00:16:14,376 --> 00:16:17,343 in all the 39 years we've been married. 238 00:16:17,379 --> 00:16:20,513 But, uh, maybe after your bubble bath, 239 00:16:20,549 --> 00:16:23,650 we could... get a little frisky? 240 00:16:23,685 --> 00:16:27,453 No, I didn't say dirty, I said frisky. 241 00:16:27,489 --> 00:16:29,789 You know, like that time that you wore that... 242 00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:32,825 No? All right, okay. 243 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,228 Never mind. 244 00:16:35,263 --> 00:16:38,064 Uh, it... it was just a thought. 245 00:16:40,302 --> 00:16:41,901 Uh, hush, now. 246 00:16:41,937 --> 00:16:44,704 No, I'm happy no matter what we do. 247 00:16:44,739 --> 00:16:47,407 As long as it's together. 248 00:16:47,442 --> 00:16:50,210 Yeah, a movie sounds great. 249 00:16:50,245 --> 00:16:52,812 Okay. Yeah. 250 00:16:52,847 --> 00:16:54,814 I can see you there, yeah? 251 00:17:09,931 --> 00:17:12,065 You about a tough son of a bitch. 252 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,067 Well, you get used to it. 253 00:17:14,102 --> 00:17:15,668 Thanks. 254 00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:23,710 Where is Eugene? 255 00:17:26,147 --> 00:17:29,716 Okay. All right, I... I can tell you this. 256 00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:32,952 The good news is he's alive. 257 00:17:32,988 --> 00:17:35,655 Well, maybe. 258 00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:38,758 Mind you, that may also be the bad news, as well. 259 00:17:42,397 --> 00:17:43,896 Honestly, it was an accident. 260 00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:45,999 You know, Jesse wouldn't... he wouldn't hurt a kid, 261 00:17:46,034 --> 00:17:47,400 not on purpose, he wouldn't. 262 00:17:47,435 --> 00:17:51,437 Oh, high praise, indeed. 263 00:17:51,473 --> 00:17:55,508 This world... 264 00:17:55,543 --> 00:17:59,445 vampires... government agents... 265 00:17:59,481 --> 00:18:01,481 psychopathic preachers... 266 00:18:01,516 --> 00:18:05,351 it's all an unmitigated monster swamp. 267 00:18:05,387 --> 00:18:06,619 That's true. 268 00:18:06,655 --> 00:18:09,722 Plonkers and gobshites. 269 00:18:09,758 --> 00:18:11,090 As far as the eye can see. 270 00:18:12,927 --> 00:18:16,095 Still, nobody's perfect, you know? 271 00:18:16,131 --> 00:18:18,298 I mean, you know 272 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:21,134 I'm a dark-hearted piece of shite. 273 00:18:21,169 --> 00:18:22,402 That's true. 274 00:18:22,437 --> 00:18:25,138 The manila folder never lies. 275 00:18:25,173 --> 00:18:29,575 And what about you... Sheriff? 276 00:18:29,611 --> 00:18:31,911 All this. 277 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,280 Last I checked, this kinda questioning was illegal. 278 00:18:34,316 --> 00:18:36,049 Not in Texas. 279 00:18:37,619 --> 00:18:39,619 Not when a man's looking for his son. 280 00:18:39,654 --> 00:18:46,125 Are you really looking for him, though, is what I'm wondering? 281 00:18:46,161 --> 00:18:48,561 Just come on, be honest with me now, right. 282 00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:53,900 Could there not be... like a teeny-tiny part of you 283 00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:56,636 that'd be happy if he was just gone? 284 00:18:56,671 --> 00:19:00,139 Eugene's a good boy. 285 00:19:00,175 --> 00:19:01,708 I know. I know that. 286 00:19:01,743 --> 00:19:04,477 But he's sort of annoyingly good, though. 287 00:19:04,546 --> 00:19:06,379 Am I right? 288 00:19:06,414 --> 00:19:09,615 Always talking, asking his bloody questions, 289 00:19:09,651 --> 00:19:11,617 and that face, I just... 290 00:19:11,653 --> 00:19:16,022 I honestly... I don't know how you do it. 291 00:19:16,057 --> 00:19:20,693 Having to wake up to that giant, puckered arseface 292 00:19:20,729 --> 00:19:22,228 staring at you across the breakfast table 293 00:19:22,263 --> 00:19:23,963 day after day... 294 00:19:33,742 --> 00:19:35,108 You'll see. 295 00:19:35,143 --> 00:19:38,845 This just proves my point exactly. 296 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,246 Nobody's perfect. 297 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,023 You can go. 298 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:55,027 Ahh. 299 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:57,530 Good. 300 00:19:57,565 --> 00:19:59,866 I got to be someplace. 301 00:20:01,278 --> 00:20:03,012 We will burn in Hell. 302 00:20:03,048 --> 00:20:04,447 You know what Hell is to me? 303 00:20:04,482 --> 00:20:06,616 Someone screwing us and us not screwing 'em back. 304 00:20:06,651 --> 00:20:08,584 No, no, no, that is not Hell. It will not... 305 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,340 make a difference, you understand? 306 00:20:10,355 --> 00:20:12,155 We have to lead him to God. 307 00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:17,293 - Oh, yeah, great idea. - They're gonna wake up Chris. 308 00:20:17,328 --> 00:20:18,895 Hmm? 309 00:20:21,332 --> 00:20:24,133 Never mind. 310 00:20:24,169 --> 00:20:25,835 It won't make a difference! 311 00:20:25,870 --> 00:20:27,270 We have to lead him to God! 312 00:20:27,305 --> 00:20:29,138 Yeah, much better plan. 313 00:20:29,174 --> 00:20:32,275 Let's use some guy's hand to call down heaven on a phone 314 00:20:32,310 --> 00:20:34,477 and let some beardy white guy decide. 315 00:20:34,512 --> 00:20:35,578 We don't know he's white. 316 00:20:35,613 --> 00:20:37,080 Well, he'd better be, 317 00:20:37,115 --> 00:20:38,514 or else he'll have even more explaining to do! 318 00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:40,316 Oh, so God's a racist, too, now, as well? 319 00:20:40,351 --> 00:20:41,918 Is that what you're saying? 320 00:20:41,953 --> 00:20:45,455 I'm saying Carlos took everything from us, Jesse! 321 00:20:45,523 --> 00:20:47,290 'Cause he was jealous! 322 00:20:47,325 --> 00:20:49,392 Out of spite! 323 00:20:49,427 --> 00:20:51,861 Eye for an eye! And you know what that means?! 324 00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:53,563 That means we get to kill him! 325 00:20:53,598 --> 00:20:54,697 No matter what we do, 326 00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:56,332 that baby ain't never coming back! 327 00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:59,635 I know! And someone's got to pay! 328 00:21:55,927 --> 00:21:57,960 What are you doing, Jesse? 329 00:21:57,996 --> 00:22:01,631 I'm going to Hell anyway. 330 00:22:15,113 --> 00:22:18,147 No, no, no, please. Please don't. 331 00:22:18,183 --> 00:22:21,184 That's it, scoot you over there. 332 00:22:27,492 --> 00:22:29,625 No! No! 333 00:22:31,429 --> 00:22:33,429 What are you doing? 334 00:22:33,464 --> 00:22:37,066 - What's it look like? - Jesse. 335 00:22:39,237 --> 00:22:41,337 What's wrong? 336 00:22:52,550 --> 00:22:54,584 That is the most beautiful thing 337 00:22:54,619 --> 00:22:56,385 anyone's ever done for me. 338 00:22:56,454 --> 00:22:59,822 An eye for an eye. 339 00:22:59,858 --> 00:23:02,525 You were right. 340 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,628 No. 341 00:23:05,663 --> 00:23:07,029 You were right. 342 00:23:09,367 --> 00:23:11,601 It wouldn't make a difference. 343 00:23:13,805 --> 00:23:15,471 Probably not. 344 00:23:20,445 --> 00:23:21,611 It'll feel good, though. 345 00:23:21,646 --> 00:23:24,847 St-Stop. Jesse. 346 00:23:24,883 --> 00:23:26,616 You're gonna mess my car. 347 00:23:26,651 --> 00:23:27,950 No, I'm not. 348 00:23:27,986 --> 00:23:29,685 Trash bag will collect the brains. 349 00:23:29,721 --> 00:23:32,121 Yeah, but there's... there's still gonna be splatter, 350 00:23:32,156 --> 00:23:34,056 and the... the bullet's gonna crack my axle. 351 00:23:34,092 --> 00:23:35,825 No, no, no, it won't, not if I aim here. 352 00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:37,994 I said no, Jesse. 353 00:23:43,067 --> 00:23:44,700 Are you changing your mind? 354 00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:48,771 It was the thought, okay? 355 00:23:48,806 --> 00:23:51,474 That's what counts. 356 00:23:59,517 --> 00:24:00,683 Huh. 357 00:24:03,855 --> 00:24:05,922 So what are we gonna do with him? 358 00:24:09,260 --> 00:24:10,960 Thank you. 359 00:24:10,995 --> 00:24:14,597 I'm... 360 00:24:14,632 --> 00:24:17,133 Yeah, I'm sorry, guys. 361 00:24:17,168 --> 00:24:19,936 I, um... 362 00:24:19,971 --> 00:24:21,971 I lost my head. 363 00:24:22,006 --> 00:24:23,639 So, no excuse, but... 364 00:24:23,675 --> 00:24:26,075 So, yeah, this... this worked out great. 365 00:24:26,110 --> 00:24:27,777 Anyway, um... 366 00:24:30,114 --> 00:24:32,882 Peace. 367 00:24:32,917 --> 00:24:35,318 Hey, Carlos. 368 00:24:41,259 --> 00:24:43,359 Before you go... 369 00:24:47,632 --> 00:24:50,166 For you. 370 00:24:51,536 --> 00:24:52,902 Wait, what? 371 00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:57,573 What? Still unfair? 372 00:24:57,608 --> 00:24:59,709 Yeah. 373 00:24:59,744 --> 00:25:01,277 Got to give him a chance, right? 374 00:25:04,382 --> 00:25:06,582 No. 375 00:25:06,617 --> 00:25:09,118 No, don't give me the gun. 376 00:25:19,197 --> 00:25:20,596 That's better. 377 00:25:22,767 --> 00:25:25,634 - Ready? - Do I look ready? 378 00:25:27,071 --> 00:25:29,839 Carlos, what about you? You ready? 379 00:25:29,874 --> 00:25:33,609 I'm re... I'm not... not really. 380 00:25:37,882 --> 00:25:40,116 Tough shit. 381 00:26:07,545 --> 00:26:10,980 Animals! The both of 'em! 382 00:26:11,015 --> 00:26:13,549 Just like out of some horror movie. 383 00:26:13,584 --> 00:26:15,751 Right now? At your place? 384 00:26:15,787 --> 00:26:18,554 And that three-and-a-half-dollar tart Tulip O'Hare. 385 00:26:18,589 --> 00:26:22,224 It's not Donnie's fault, okay? 386 00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:25,194 Preacher put a spell on my Donnie. 387 00:26:25,229 --> 00:26:28,464 You hear that? We're on the move. 388 00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:31,167 That's right! You get 'em, boys! 389 00:26:31,202 --> 00:26:33,736 You get that sumbitch Preacher! 390 00:27:05,770 --> 00:27:09,538 That's a blown-up bulldozer. 391 00:27:51,449 --> 00:27:53,258 This how you call him? 392 00:27:56,420 --> 00:27:58,442 I guess. 393 00:28:03,895 --> 00:28:06,262 Okay. Let's see. 394 00:28:08,566 --> 00:28:10,599 That looks like the speakerphone. 395 00:28:14,172 --> 00:28:21,544 The severed hand moves over here to power on. 396 00:28:21,579 --> 00:28:23,412 It's pretty straightforward. 397 00:28:23,447 --> 00:28:25,147 Right. 398 00:28:25,183 --> 00:28:28,450 That's the video con. 399 00:28:28,519 --> 00:28:30,786 Video con? 400 00:28:30,821 --> 00:28:33,222 Video conferencing. 401 00:28:35,026 --> 00:28:37,226 As in, yeah. We aren't just gonna talk to Him, 402 00:28:37,261 --> 00:28:38,961 we're gonna see Him. 403 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:08,854 What do you think's gonna happen? 404 00:29:13,861 --> 00:29:16,995 I honestly have no idea. 405 00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:21,800 Well... 406 00:29:27,875 --> 00:29:32,077 no matter what, we're getting French fries after. 407 00:29:48,362 --> 00:29:50,428 Could I just sneak past, please? 408 00:29:50,464 --> 00:29:52,497 Sorry. Sorry, big fella. 409 00:29:52,533 --> 00:29:56,001 So sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. 410 00:29:56,036 --> 00:29:57,302 Cass. 411 00:29:59,106 --> 00:30:00,972 You okay? Jesse said the cops got you. 412 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,207 Yeah, no, I'm fine. 413 00:30:02,242 --> 00:30:03,875 They just let me off with a warning 414 00:30:03,911 --> 00:30:05,877 and a couple of bullet holes. 415 00:30:05,913 --> 00:30:07,612 Happy you're here. 416 00:30:09,449 --> 00:30:11,449 I wouldn't miss it. 417 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,527 Look up. 418 00:30:22,563 --> 00:30:24,796 It's about to start. Go sit with your brothers. 419 00:30:24,831 --> 00:30:26,698 Could we save a seat for Miles? 420 00:30:26,733 --> 00:30:28,400 No, Miles isn't coming. 421 00:30:28,435 --> 00:30:29,801 He doesn't want to meet God? 422 00:30:31,438 --> 00:30:35,373 He's meeting him somewhere else. 423 00:30:35,409 --> 00:30:38,243 I'm here, okay? Mommy's here. 424 00:30:59,967 --> 00:31:01,266 Shh! 425 00:31:05,872 --> 00:31:07,973 Preacher's right there, Sheriff. 426 00:31:08,008 --> 00:31:09,808 Ain't you gonna arrest him? 427 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:17,382 Peace be with you. 428 00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:20,819 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks for coming out, y'all. 429 00:31:20,854 --> 00:31:23,054 Ooh, boy, what a turnout. 430 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,490 Yeah, well, it is a big day. 431 00:31:25,559 --> 00:31:29,861 Today, we answer mankind's most pressing question, 432 00:31:29,896 --> 00:31:35,400 namely... what the hell's going on? 433 00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:40,405 Now, Preacher Custer here argues, not only is there a God, 434 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:46,378 he's going to call him down right into this room 435 00:31:46,413 --> 00:31:48,179 and we're all gonna talk to him. 436 00:31:48,215 --> 00:31:50,181 Ain't that right, Preacher Custer? 437 00:31:50,217 --> 00:31:52,751 Something like that. 438 00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:56,688 What I say, my position in all of this is, 439 00:31:56,723 --> 00:31:59,424 that Preacher Custer, 440 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:03,161 like every single preacher, priest, and holy man 441 00:32:03,196 --> 00:32:07,198 since the dawn of time, is full of shit. 442 00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:14,406 The only true God... the only real God... 443 00:32:14,441 --> 00:32:16,708 is the God of Meat. 444 00:32:23,884 --> 00:32:27,152 Well, anyway, whoever's right, you know, gets the church, 445 00:32:27,187 --> 00:32:28,853 so, uh, enough with all the preamble-lizing. 446 00:32:28,889 --> 00:32:30,188 Let's get started, shall we? 447 00:32:30,223 --> 00:32:32,624 Uh, Preacher Custer? 448 00:32:33,627 --> 00:32:36,294 Show us God. 449 00:33:08,362 --> 00:33:11,262 Angel hands. Yeah? 450 00:33:41,995 --> 00:33:44,429 Just shoot its dick off. 451 00:34:07,821 --> 00:34:09,354 Well, all right, yep, there it is. 452 00:34:09,389 --> 00:34:10,555 Guess that settles it. 453 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,524 What the hell? 454 00:34:14,795 --> 00:34:17,162 The sun! 455 00:34:17,197 --> 00:34:19,197 It's all right. Don't panic. 456 00:34:19,232 --> 00:34:20,532 It's okay. Everyone relax. 457 00:34:20,567 --> 00:34:21,599 It's all right. 458 00:34:23,637 --> 00:34:25,236 Nothing to be afraid of. 459 00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:45,523 Look upon me! 460 00:34:45,559 --> 00:34:52,297 I am the Alpha and the Omega and the bright morning star. 461 00:34:57,404 --> 00:35:02,240 I am the Lord, your God. 462 00:35:10,016 --> 00:35:15,286 My children, why have you called me? 463 00:35:21,061 --> 00:35:22,994 Um... 464 00:35:23,029 --> 00:35:29,267 God, forgive us. 465 00:35:29,302 --> 00:35:32,270 We... 466 00:35:32,305 --> 00:35:34,672 I called you 'cause we all have questions. 467 00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:38,042 Questions... for me? 468 00:35:38,078 --> 00:35:44,082 Respectfully... we would like to know... 469 00:35:44,117 --> 00:35:48,553 How dare you question your God! 470 00:35:49,956 --> 00:35:53,591 How dare you! 471 00:35:53,627 --> 00:35:57,996 No! How dare you! 472 00:35:58,031 --> 00:36:00,231 You can't shout at us like that! 473 00:36:00,267 --> 00:36:01,966 We're the ones should be screaming, 474 00:36:02,002 --> 00:36:05,470 - you sick, stuck-up... - Tulip! 475 00:36:09,476 --> 00:36:11,843 And you made a baby cry. 476 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:14,012 I told you he was a white guy. 477 00:36:15,282 --> 00:36:20,218 "I am," is the only answer you need! 478 00:36:20,253 --> 00:36:22,120 No, that is not good enough! 479 00:36:22,155 --> 00:36:24,923 Look at us down here. 480 00:36:24,958 --> 00:36:29,661 Hearts full of greed, hate and doubt. 481 00:36:29,696 --> 00:36:32,931 Sin is winning and you're losing! 482 00:36:32,966 --> 00:36:35,366 So, if we are your children, 483 00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:38,102 why don't you act like a father? 484 00:36:38,138 --> 00:36:40,605 Take some time out of your busy schedule 485 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,241 and answer some goddamn questions. 486 00:36:56,690 --> 00:36:59,424 Balls. 487 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:03,494 Very well. 488 00:37:03,530 --> 00:37:07,865 What are your questions? 489 00:37:15,609 --> 00:37:19,410 Why do bad things happen to good people? 490 00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:22,547 Ah, yes. 491 00:37:24,050 --> 00:37:27,452 You see, when I created humanity, 492 00:37:27,487 --> 00:37:31,723 I wanted you to have everything. 493 00:37:31,758 --> 00:37:38,096 Joy, hope, love, but also pain... 494 00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:42,500 everything that makes you a person. 495 00:37:42,535 --> 00:37:45,770 Do you understand? 496 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:48,139 Yeah. 497 00:37:48,174 --> 00:37:50,675 Good. 498 00:37:50,710 --> 00:37:51,885 But why? 499 00:37:51,993 --> 00:37:54,112 - You had your turn! - My turn! Sit down! 500 00:37:54,147 --> 00:37:56,047 What did you do to the dinosaurs?! 501 00:37:56,082 --> 00:37:57,515 What's Heaven like? 502 00:38:02,155 --> 00:38:04,756 You know one time, I took quite a bit of angel dust 503 00:38:04,791 --> 00:38:07,025 and then I drank an eight-pack of Red Bull, 504 00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:08,693 and went to a Bieber concert. 505 00:38:08,728 --> 00:38:10,428 Children, my children. 506 00:38:10,463 --> 00:38:12,230 Honestly, this is crazier than that. 507 00:38:18,405 --> 00:38:20,972 Hey! Hey, you! 508 00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:25,710 My family, my baby girl, my little Lucy Loo! 509 00:38:28,148 --> 00:38:30,181 What about her? 510 00:38:30,216 --> 00:38:34,218 Is she there... with you? 511 00:38:34,254 --> 00:38:38,489 Yes. She is here. 512 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,166 What about you, Preacher? 513 00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:51,302 You must have a question. 514 00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:03,214 I guess I got lots of 'em. 515 00:39:03,249 --> 00:39:04,916 But if I had just one... 516 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:11,355 I've been wondering for a long time now... 517 00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:14,392 what's your plan for me? 518 00:39:16,362 --> 00:39:20,031 To be a shepherd to your flock. 519 00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:23,134 To tend to them and the church. 520 00:39:25,004 --> 00:39:26,938 But I failed at that. 521 00:39:26,973 --> 00:39:31,809 So why did you give me this power if... 522 00:39:31,845 --> 00:39:33,578 if I can't use it to save them? 523 00:39:33,613 --> 00:39:37,115 You have not failed, my son. 524 00:39:37,150 --> 00:39:42,920 You brought them to me and so they are saved. 525 00:39:48,595 --> 00:39:51,329 Really? 526 00:39:51,364 --> 00:39:53,698 Even Eugene? 527 00:39:53,733 --> 00:39:56,934 Yes. Even him. 528 00:39:56,970 --> 00:40:00,905 You are all saved! 529 00:40:05,478 --> 00:40:09,380 It's amazing, Jesse. 530 00:40:09,415 --> 00:40:11,249 You did it. 531 00:40:20,827 --> 00:40:23,661 But I sent him to Hell! 532 00:40:31,571 --> 00:40:35,907 And... how did you do that, my son? 533 00:40:35,942 --> 00:40:39,811 With the power. 534 00:40:39,846 --> 00:40:42,914 With Genesis. 535 00:40:42,949 --> 00:40:46,150 Uhh... uhh... Oh. Oh, yes. 536 00:40:46,186 --> 00:40:48,186 Yes, yes, yes. Of course. 537 00:40:48,221 --> 00:40:51,956 And who else has a question? 538 00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:54,192 Can I get my dick back on?! 539 00:41:07,607 --> 00:41:09,173 Excuse me. 540 00:41:11,544 --> 00:41:13,778 I have one last question. 541 00:41:13,813 --> 00:41:17,648 You're not God, are you? 542 00:41:25,391 --> 00:41:28,693 I am the Alpha and the Omega. 543 00:41:28,728 --> 00:41:29,760 No, you're not. 544 00:41:29,796 --> 00:41:32,463 I am the bright morning star. 545 00:41:32,498 --> 00:41:34,565 I just saw you picking your nose. 546 00:41:34,601 --> 00:41:37,802 No, my son, I was scratching it. 547 00:41:37,837 --> 00:41:38,970 You're an imposter. 548 00:41:39,005 --> 00:41:42,640 I am the Lord, your God! 549 00:41:42,675 --> 00:41:43,741 You're not God. 550 00:41:43,776 --> 00:41:46,878 Yes, I am! Jesus. 551 00:41:46,913 --> 00:41:48,079 Where is God? 552 00:41:49,515 --> 00:41:52,350 I am the Resurrection! 553 00:41:53,953 --> 00:41:57,321 I am the way and the truth! 554 00:41:57,357 --> 00:42:00,958 Where is God?! 555 00:42:00,994 --> 00:42:02,593 I... 556 00:42:04,297 --> 00:42:07,265 Uh, oh. 557 00:42:09,936 --> 00:42:11,702 I don't know. 558 00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:13,070 Where is he? 559 00:42:13,106 --> 00:42:14,672 I don't know. 560 00:42:14,707 --> 00:42:16,774 None of us do. 561 00:42:16,809 --> 00:42:20,945 He's... he's missing. 562 00:42:20,980 --> 00:42:22,613 God is missing! 563 00:42:22,649 --> 00:42:25,383 Do you know where he is? He's... 564 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:27,685 Maybe he's down there. We don't know. 565 00:42:30,490 --> 00:42:32,290 Guys? Guys? 566 00:42:32,325 --> 00:42:36,661 I... I... He made... he made me say... he made me say that. 567 00:42:36,696 --> 00:42:38,930 The... that... that preacher, he made me do it. 568 00:42:38,965 --> 00:42:40,831 Guys?! Guys?! 569 00:42:40,867 --> 00:42:43,501 He can't... he's missing! 570 00:42:43,536 --> 00:42:45,169 God is gone! 571 00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:35,619 Let's go. 572 00:43:38,424 --> 00:43:40,791 Denounce him, Preacher. 573 00:43:40,827 --> 00:43:43,527 Denounce him, Preacher! 574 00:43:43,563 --> 00:43:45,796 Denounce him, Jesse Custer! 575 00:43:45,832 --> 00:43:46,998 Denounce him! 576 00:43:47,033 --> 00:43:49,100 Padre, where we going? 577 00:43:49,135 --> 00:43:51,502 Tulip wants French fries. 578 00:43:53,906 --> 00:43:57,041 He's getting away, Sheriff. 579 00:43:57,076 --> 00:43:58,309 Ain't you gonna do something? 580 00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:00,378 He broke the law. 581 00:44:00,413 --> 00:44:02,980 The law. 582 00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:10,621 Excuse us. 583 00:44:10,656 --> 00:44:12,456 Let's go. 584 00:44:59,872 --> 00:45:01,172 Meat! 585 00:45:03,486 --> 00:45:06,288 Nothing has changed. 586 00:45:06,323 --> 00:45:09,925 We are still gonna comb our hair and brush our teeth 587 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,793 and do our best at school. 588 00:45:11,829 --> 00:45:16,798 Daddy's still in heaven, like he's always been. 589 00:45:16,867 --> 00:45:21,069 The good part of heaven, not that scary part. 590 00:45:21,105 --> 00:45:25,040 I know you're scared. 591 00:45:25,075 --> 00:45:33,348 But we just need to stay strong, be true to ourselves, okay? 592 00:45:33,384 --> 00:45:35,450 We don't need God. 593 00:45:35,486 --> 00:45:38,453 And I'm gonna let you guys in on a little secret, okay? 594 00:45:41,091 --> 00:45:42,991 We never did. 595 00:45:45,896 --> 00:45:48,764 Nothing's changed. Nothing's changed. 596 00:46:30,507 --> 00:46:31,706 All clear. 597 00:48:51,515 --> 00:48:53,114 Uh-oh. 598 00:50:16,915 --> 00:50:19,182 Well, that's it? 599 00:50:19,217 --> 00:50:20,717 That's the ending? 600 00:50:20,752 --> 00:50:23,753 Steve Buscemi dies of a heart attack, 601 00:50:23,788 --> 00:50:25,555 they scatter his ashes, go back to bowling? 602 00:50:28,590 --> 00:50:30,457 I mean, what's the bloody point? 603 00:50:30,492 --> 00:50:33,526 What, you know you're the only person in this entire planet 604 00:50:34,038 --> 00:50:35,704 who doesn't like that movie? 605 00:50:35,739 --> 00:50:37,439 Unh-unh. That's not true. 606 00:50:37,474 --> 00:50:40,709 It's... it's... it's actually, it's a very controversial film. 607 00:50:40,744 --> 00:50:42,744 Who here likes "The Big Lebowski"? 608 00:50:45,082 --> 00:50:46,582 Long live The Dude! 609 00:50:46,617 --> 00:50:48,217 Eejits. 610 00:50:48,252 --> 00:50:49,685 So, what's the plan, Jesse? 611 00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:52,419 Well, the plan is simple... Find God. 612 00:50:52,547 --> 00:50:54,083 Oh, no offense, Padre, 613 00:50:54,214 --> 00:50:56,458 but I'm right... I'm tired of the God talk, now. 614 00:50:56,493 --> 00:50:58,227 I am, too. 615 00:50:58,262 --> 00:51:01,463 That's why we're gonna go out and actually find God. 616 00:51:01,498 --> 00:51:03,565 Oh, like a... like a road trip? 617 00:51:03,601 --> 00:51:05,601 With buckets of guns, sex, drugs, 618 00:51:05,636 --> 00:51:08,003 and shady characters dressed in bikinis? 619 00:51:08,038 --> 00:51:10,606 Yeah. I imagine there'll be a bit of that. 620 00:51:10,674 --> 00:51:12,140 I'm in. Done. 621 00:51:12,176 --> 00:51:14,376 I'm sorry, we're just gonna, like, drive around, 622 00:51:14,411 --> 00:51:17,312 shooting people, getting wasted, and looking for God? 623 00:51:17,348 --> 00:51:21,016 Oh, I'm so in! 624 00:51:21,051 --> 00:51:23,452 And what are you gonna do when you find him? 625 00:51:23,487 --> 00:51:29,057 Well... God wants our help, we'll help him. 626 00:51:29,093 --> 00:51:32,094 If he doesn't... 627 00:51:32,129 --> 00:51:34,763 We're gonna kick his ass. 628 00:51:39,470 --> 00:51:42,604 Hmm. 629 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:46,441 All right, bitches... let's go. 630 00:52:03,694 --> 00:52:06,895 Haven't forgotten about you. 631 00:52:06,930 --> 00:52:08,797 I'm gonna get you out of Hell, one way or another. 632 00:52:14,394 --> 00:52:15,504 _ 633 00:52:18,409 --> 00:52:22,444 This just in... an explosion removes a small town. 634 00:52:22,479 --> 00:52:26,381 Annville, Texas, was powered entirely by a methane reactor, 635 00:52:26,417 --> 00:52:29,885 so experts suspect an excess of flammable cow manure 636 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:31,586 may have been behind this tragedy. 637 00:52:31,622 --> 00:52:33,355 For now, that's just speculation, 638 00:52:33,390 --> 00:52:35,624 but authorities fear a blast of this magnitude 639 00:52:35,659 --> 00:52:37,893 will have left no survivors behind. 640 00:52:45,102 --> 00:52:46,368 Hey. 641 00:52:51,308 --> 00:52:55,210 This, uh, Genesis thing... 642 00:52:55,245 --> 00:52:58,347 What is it? 643 00:52:58,382 --> 00:53:01,149 You want me to show you? 644 00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:05,420 Yeah. 645 00:53:07,991 --> 00:53:09,858 Kiss me. 646 00:53:38,455 --> 00:53:40,522 That's Genesis. 647 00:53:40,557 --> 00:53:43,925 Ugh! 648 00:53:43,961 --> 00:53:45,660 Don't ever do that again. 649 00:54:12,589 --> 00:54:14,156 What are we waiting on? 650 00:55:21,925 --> 00:55:22,928 Preacher. 651 00:55:22,930 --> 00:55:25,330 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 42925

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