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I saw you.
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You mean you were
spying on me.
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No. I was just passing.
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Sarah, I work on the opposite side of town.
How were you just passing?
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Why can't you just
tell me the truth?
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The truth? Okay.
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Are you sure?
Yes. No. Erm...
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I've met someone.
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Someone? I thought
I was your someone.
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Listen, I just need some
space, think about things.
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But we've only
just moved in.
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Look, I'll come
and collect my stuff
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when you've
calmed down.
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Calm? Oh, I am
perfectly calm.
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See?
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Oh!
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Bless you.
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There you are, darling.
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...this body who died...
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Are you all right?
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Yes, thanks.
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I should
think she's, you know, 20...
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Yes.
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It's getting a bit hot.
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So young,
wonderful.
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This is delicious cake.
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Looks it, too.
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I think she's
probably 33.
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Where on Earth have you been?
Sorry.
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You missed the service.
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Granny's friend Duncan
had to do your reading.
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He'd forgotten his glasses, so
none of it made any sense at all.
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Oh, I am so sorry.
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Hi.
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Sarah.
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Have you got
your dress on back to front?
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Er. Yeah. It's very now.
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Come and make yourself useful.
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This lot are inhaling the tea.
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Ugh! What's that doing here?
It looks ridiculous.
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Oh... It was on Granny's
list of wishes.
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Hmm.
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At least he was on time.
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Can you tell me
where the loo is?
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Yes, of course, dear.
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Bonkers.
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Dad.
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Pudding.
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Are you okay?
Yes, darling.
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To infinity and beyond.
Auntie Sarah!
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No, the loo's not
that way.
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Oh, this is where
you're all hiding.
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Should we really be watching
telly, today of all days?
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Come on, Caroline. It's so
boring for them out there.
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Anyway, it's nice
for their single auntie
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to have an armful
of niece and nephew.
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Mummy said to Daddy that
when you're really old,
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you'll be all on your own.
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Erm, Zachary, would you
mind just coming...
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And when you die, all they'll
find will be your skeleton
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and lots and lots of
really fat cats.
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May I have
your attention, please?
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Although my mother left
a formal will,
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she also wanted me to read out
a list of her personal wishes.
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She would like the following
people to go to her home
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and to choose an item
to remind them of her.
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Oh! Here goes.
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Archibald, my accountant.
Oh.
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Angela...
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Couldn't your chap
get the day off work?
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Ah. My chap
and I are no more.
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Oh, Sarah.
Not another one.
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What are we going
to do with you?
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You know me,
love 'em and leave 'em.
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Well, it's probably for the best.
I wasn't very taken.
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I wish people would say
something at the time
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rather than waiting
till the person's gone.
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Well, I didn't want
to interfere.
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Hmm, that's a first.
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Oh. Er, by the way,
I got that job.
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I start next term.
Head of year 11 English.
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Daneman Comprehensive.
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Such a shame you dropped
out of law school
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to go to teacher training.
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Now your sister's a barrister.
And a wife and a mother.
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Don't we just know it?
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And you...
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Got all the good looks?
Hmm.
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That blasted dog.
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Rupert,
my hairdresser's friend.
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Stop that.
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Oh, my goodness.
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And finally, um, to Sarah, I leave
my most treasured possession...
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Oh, Granfoos, how lovely. She always
knew I loved that Faberge brooch.
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My beloved Patrick.
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What?
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Are you sure?
Yes. Yes.
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She's bequeathed you Patrick,
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Patrick, her pug.
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How sweet.
No. No.
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She's added, "They'll be very
good for each other." Absolutely.
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- I don't know about you lot, but I rather
fancy a whisky. - No, we won't.
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We're a match
made in hell. Dad.
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Dad?
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No, no, no, no. Other full lock.
Other way.
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That's it. That's it.
That's it.
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Come on back now. That's right.
Come on back.
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Excellent. Jolly good.
And stop.
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All right. I know what I'm doing.
No, no, stop.
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Stop! Stop! Just...
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What was she thinking?
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Can we have him?
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No.
Yes.
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Why not?
Your mother's allergic.
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Yeah, if we ever did get a dog,
it would have to be a cockapoo.
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Can we get one of them, then?
No.
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Why not?
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Because I have too much to do, and
it'd be one more thing to worry about.
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Complain about.
What?
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Nothing.
Can't you have him?
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Oh. No, darling, no.
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Poor Snowy's
gonna take weeks to recover.
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If we ever find him.
Hmm.
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Please?
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I'm sorry,
pudding.
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What was Granny thinking?
She knows I live in a flat.
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And, might I just add,
the lease says "no pets."
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The landlord would go ape.
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And I start a new job in a week.
I'm gonna be out all day.
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And... And I don't like dogs.
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I don't want a dog.
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Can't one of you take him?
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Oh, brilliant.
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What?
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Stop it.
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Stop looking at me, okay?
It wasn't my idea.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Come on,
little ones. Time to go.
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Drive safely, darling.
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Okay, you're really
freaking me out now.
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Can't you look out the
window? It's nice.
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There's a castle
and everything.
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Slow-cooked rabbit ragout?
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£3.99?
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People are so gullible.
I bet it's all the same stuff.
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Put it back.
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Show me where you got it from.
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Oh. Hang on.
Sorry. That's not mine.
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Don't know how that got in there.
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I suspect a little person
with an adorable squashed face
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put it in there so Mummy'd
have some treats for later.
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Well, he can have some of Mummy's not
inconsiderable supply of chocolate instead.
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Don't you know chocolate's
poisonous for them?
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Really? Oh, well.
All the more for Mummy.
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Okay, you're freaking me out now.
Is it my driving or is...
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Oh.
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Stop.
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Okay, don't draw
attention to yourself.
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Hi.
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Rent's due Thursday.
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Have a nice evening.
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Right, first thing, we're getting
out of this ridiculous outfit.
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Secondly, I'm putting you up for grabs
on Facebook and possibly Tinder.
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I mean, God help us if any
of the neighbors catch us.
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I mean it, Patrick.
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One grunt, growl or bark
in the wrong place
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and we'll both be in Richmond
Park eating rabbit ragout.
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I know that sounds nice,
but it won't be.
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Patrick.
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It's 6:00 in the morning.
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Right.
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Here we go.
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Go on. Enjoy.
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Come on. I thought
you were desperate.
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Now you're making me
want to go.
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Oh, my God! Erm...
What are you doing here?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I wasn't expecting company.
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Ah. Another law-breaker,
I see.
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Well, you have to keep an eye out. You
never know who might turn you in.
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Name?
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Sarah Jessica
Rosemary Francis.
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No, your dog.
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Oh, Patrick.
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He's not really my dog.
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My grandmother left him to me.
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I really need
to find him a home.
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You can't do that.
He's a bequest.
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You can't just pack him off
to the first bidder.
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I'm a teacher. I mean,
I can't take him with me.
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And I can't leave
him here on his own.
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Well, I'm sure
you'll find a way.
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Thanks.
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What a good girl.
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You haven't been here long.
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Just moved in.
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Here.
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Oh. No, thanks.
Not for you.
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It's for the dog. You've got
to pick up Patrick's poo.
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Yes, right.
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I'm Celia,
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and this is Wendy.
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Erm. We'd better be off.
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Yep. See you around.
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Or not. Wink, wink.
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Patrick,
that's gross.
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I knew this was a bad idea.
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I told them. I told them it wouldn't
work, but would they listen to me?
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Honestly, one more thing and you're
off to the pound. I have had it.
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Ew! Oh...
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Oh...
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Oh, that is disgusting.
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What is the matter with you?
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I mean, it's all food.
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If you were hungry,
you would eat it.
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I can't be doing...
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Ugh!
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Patrick.
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Patrick? Patrick?
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Patrick!
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I've just changed that bed.
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No. No.
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I know Granny
used to spoil you rotten.
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But while you're here,
you're under a new regime.
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The fridge is out of bounds.
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Not that I'm known
for taking them,
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but a walk in the park
may sharpen the old appetite.
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With any luck, you'll
wear yourself out.
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Patrick, heel.
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Patrick.
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Heel. Heel.
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Patrick.
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Patrick.
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Get that thing under control.
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- Sorry. Patrick.
- What are you doing?
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Patrick.
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Patrick. Come here.
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Patrick, I mean it. I mean it, Patrick.
Come here.
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Oh, God. Patrick!
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Come. Good boy.
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Okay. Stay. Good boy.
Stay. Good boy.
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Stop!
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Oh, no!
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00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:09,685
Why, Grandma? Why?
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00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:12,624
I came to see you
whenever I could.
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I never interrupted, even though
I'd heard your stories 20 times.
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00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:17,596
What did I do wrong?
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Yours by any chance?
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Sort of. Oh, wretched dog.
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Thanks for catching him.
That's okay.
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00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:47,926
Oh, God. What a disaster.
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00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,359
I've been landed
with my grandmother's pug.
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I don't even want a dog.
I hate dogs.
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00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,730
You don't hate dogs.
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00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:56,031
No. Maybe I just
hate this one.
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How long have
you got him for?
258
00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:01,937
Er, I don't know. He's nine and
in annoyingly good health.
259
00:19:01,939 --> 00:19:04,674
Maybe five years, then,
if you're lucky.
260
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,809
Five years?
261
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:08,011
I'd get less for
armed robbery.
262
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,012
Oh, it's just
teething problems.
263
00:19:10,014 --> 00:19:11,714
You just need to
get to know each other,
264
00:19:11,716 --> 00:19:13,782
form an understanding.
It's like any relationship.
265
00:19:13,784 --> 00:19:14,820
Really?
266
00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:16,455
He'll be expecting me
to pick up his underpants
267
00:19:17,254 --> 00:19:17,822
in a few weeks' time.
268
00:19:18,889 --> 00:19:20,723
Well, you'll get to trust
each other and, well,
269
00:19:20,725 --> 00:19:22,628
you'll wonder how you
ever lived without him.
270
00:19:23,561 --> 00:19:26,529
You and I have very different
relationship experiences.
271
00:19:26,531 --> 00:19:28,030
But I could give it a go.
272
00:19:28,032 --> 00:19:29,366
Don't give up on
him too easily.
273
00:19:30,735 --> 00:19:31,869
He's quite a cute
little fella, really.
274
00:19:33,404 --> 00:19:34,406
Ooh.
275
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:37,440
Can I give you a hand
back to the car park?
276
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:39,344
Thank you. I might
give it a minute or two.
277
00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:42,514
In case the other walkers stone
me before I get back to the car.
278
00:19:43,648 --> 00:19:45,682
Keep him on the lead
for the time being.
279
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,884
He's a man. He responds
to clear instruction.
280
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:49,985
Oh. I will. Thank you.
281
00:19:49,987 --> 00:19:51,489
Well, see you around?
282
00:19:51,888 --> 00:19:52,890
Yeah.
283
00:20:05,436 --> 00:20:08,372
Most dogs bring back a rabbit.
Well done, Patrick.
284
00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:18,481
"In a few weeks' time, he'll be expecting
me to pick up his underpants."
285
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:37,700
No, Patrick.
286
00:20:38,869 --> 00:20:40,669
Not on the furniture, okay?
287
00:20:40,671 --> 00:20:41,872
It's part of
the new regime.
288
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,509
First day of school tomorrow.
289
00:20:46,944 --> 00:20:49,878
I want you to stay here and entertain
yourself until I get back, okay?
290
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,649
And wish me luck.
291
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,754
Oh.
292
00:20:57,554 --> 00:20:58,821
Thanks for the support.
293
00:21:11,569 --> 00:21:13,101
No.
294
00:21:13,103 --> 00:21:14,236
No, no, no, no.
295
00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:16,039
No, no, no, no, no.
296
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,376
My first day and I'm late.
297
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,709
Ooh.
298
00:21:20,811 --> 00:21:22,811
Okay, I'm coming,
but be quick.
299
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,155
Oh!
300
00:21:32,857 --> 00:21:34,156
Patrick, what
have you eaten?
301
00:21:34,158 --> 00:21:35,892
Oh, God.
302
00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:37,793
Oh, that is disgusting.
303
00:21:39,664 --> 00:21:40,896
Oh, God. Oh, God.
304
00:21:43,801 --> 00:21:45,936
Well, glad it's
coming out of both ends.
305
00:21:47,938 --> 00:21:49,571
No. No.
306
00:21:49,573 --> 00:21:51,174
No, no, Patrick.
307
00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:53,712
Oh, no.
308
00:21:56,513 --> 00:21:57,748
Patrick.
309
00:21:58,949 --> 00:22:00,716
Patrick, that's it. Come here.
Come on. Come along.
310
00:22:00,718 --> 00:22:03,185
Come on. Good boy.
Patrick, come on.
311
00:22:03,187 --> 00:22:04,422
Good boy.
Come on. Patrick.
312
00:22:04,988 --> 00:22:06,725
Patrick. Patrick.
313
00:22:07,657 --> 00:22:09,791
Good boy. Yeah,
good boy. Come on.
314
00:22:09,793 --> 00:22:11,694
What's this? Come on.
Come on, Patrick.
315
00:22:11,696 --> 00:22:13,562
Yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes.
316
00:22:13,564 --> 00:22:14,765
Come on.
317
00:22:18,269 --> 00:22:19,601
Patrick!
318
00:22:19,603 --> 00:22:21,705
Patrick, get here right now.
319
00:22:29,914 --> 00:22:33,750
Patrick, I am
really very angry!
320
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,252
And if you don't
get here right now,
321
00:22:37,254 --> 00:22:39,690
I am gonna lose my job
on my first day...
322
00:22:41,926 --> 00:22:45,595
And I'm gonna have to live in a
cardboard box under a bridge
323
00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:47,996
and no one's ever
gonna love me,
324
00:22:47,998 --> 00:22:50,934
and my life is gonna be over.
325
00:22:57,641 --> 00:22:58,743
Gotcha.
326
00:23:01,878 --> 00:23:04,347
Now, I'll be back
at 4: 30.
327
00:23:04,349 --> 00:23:05,850
Please don't touch anything
while I'm gone.
328
00:23:06,684 --> 00:23:07,719
And run.
329
00:23:35,879 --> 00:23:37,282
Sorry, excuse me.
330
00:23:46,023 --> 00:23:48,193
Excuse me, off. Off, please.
331
00:23:54,764 --> 00:23:56,165
Good morning!
332
00:24:00,170 --> 00:24:01,171
Okay.
333
00:24:06,077 --> 00:24:09,147
Always works. Good morning.
Please take your seats.
334
00:24:10,113 --> 00:24:12,616
I'm Miss Francis,
your new English teacher.
335
00:24:14,084 --> 00:24:17,087
Okay. If you could just introduce
yourselves to me, please.
336
00:24:19,323 --> 00:24:20,958
Okay. And how do you
spell that?
337
00:24:25,996 --> 00:24:28,364
She was all I could get
at such short notice.
338
00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:32,234
Well, I'm betting you'll have
disciplinary problems with Miss Francis.
339
00:24:33,705 --> 00:24:36,271
Oh. Ah! Well, welcome.
340
00:24:36,273 --> 00:24:37,242
Thank you.
341
00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:41,109
Hi. Don't think we've met.
I'm Sarah Francis.
342
00:24:41,111 --> 00:24:42,147
I major in discipline.
343
00:24:45,081 --> 00:24:47,752
Okay, right. Well,
I'll catch you later.
344
00:24:49,352 --> 00:24:52,256
Big mistake. Huge mistake.
345
00:25:38,769 --> 00:25:40,736
Hi. You must be Sarah,
the new girl.
346
00:25:40,738 --> 00:25:42,305
Hi. Yeah.
I'm Becky. Come on.
347
00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:43,775
Don't let this lot
put you off.
348
00:25:46,042 --> 00:25:47,212
If you'll excuse me.
349
00:25:47,911 --> 00:25:50,445
Don't mind old Peters.
He doesn't like change.
350
00:25:50,447 --> 00:25:52,115
Or English teachers.
Or blondes.
351
00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:53,515
Budge up, Maureen.
This is Sarah.
352
00:25:53,517 --> 00:25:55,786
Hello. She teaches
year 11 English.
353
00:25:56,352 --> 00:25:57,453
Would you like
a rock cake?
354
00:25:57,455 --> 00:25:58,423
Oh. Thanks.
355
00:25:59,223 --> 00:26:00,956
Your class made those.
Ah.
356
00:26:00,958 --> 00:26:02,892
Yep. Clue's in the name.
357
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:04,329
Let's hope their English
is a bit better.
358
00:26:05,295 --> 00:26:07,032
I bet you're wondering
what I teach.
359
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:09,765
Ah. Let me guess. Economics?
360
00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:11,399
Close. I'm one of
the games teachers.
361
00:26:11,401 --> 00:26:13,001
Thought so.
It's all the Lycra.
362
00:26:13,003 --> 00:26:15,104
And I'm organizing
a fun run for charity.
363
00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:16,873
Oh?
And I was wondering
364
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,244
if maybe you could persuade
your class to run?
365
00:26:20,343 --> 00:26:21,543
And how would I do that?
366
00:26:21,545 --> 00:26:22,813
By entering yourself.
367
00:26:23,313 --> 00:26:24,715
Oh.
368
00:26:25,949 --> 00:26:27,418
Oh, I'm really sorry. I'm not
a runner, never have been.
369
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,222
I'm the same with swimming. I do all the
right actions, I just don't go anywhere.
370
00:26:31,921 --> 00:26:35,157
Anyway, just had huge difficulty
trying to persuade my class
371
00:26:35,159 --> 00:26:37,260
to read page one
of Jane Eyre, so,
372
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,162
I don't fancy my chances
with a fun run.
373
00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:40,432
It's only five kilometers.
374
00:26:41,765 --> 00:26:43,965
That's miles. I mean,
that's practically a marathon.
375
00:26:43,967 --> 00:26:45,003
No, it's not.
376
00:26:46,337 --> 00:26:48,303
You go through the park, up the
hill and then back into school.
377
00:26:48,305 --> 00:26:50,174
So... Did you just say
up the hill?
378
00:26:51,909 --> 00:26:54,577
I hope you know that when people say no to
me, I treat that as start of negotiations.
379
00:26:54,579 --> 00:26:56,347
Well, I think you've
met your match here.
380
00:26:59,949 --> 00:27:01,283
Oh.
381
00:27:01,285 --> 00:27:02,918
Oh. Doesn't matter.
382
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,020
Yeah, sorry. Thanks.
383
00:27:04,022 --> 00:27:06,222
It's all right. I'll find
someone with good teeth.
384
00:27:06,224 --> 00:27:07,725
Yeah.
385
00:27:10,226 --> 00:27:11,396
Would you
like another cake?
386
00:28:00,077 --> 00:28:01,412
Darling, I'm home.
387
00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:07,417
Oh, no.
388
00:28:27,404 --> 00:28:31,273
You, mate,
are ruining my life.
389
00:28:31,275 --> 00:28:34,845
It was hard enough without you,
but with you, it's impossible.
390
00:28:41,318 --> 00:28:42,487
Well, you can't
do that again.
391
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,123
Do come in.
392
00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:48,526
Every time a stray animal wandered
by, he screamed the place down.
393
00:28:49,426 --> 00:28:51,394
I fear there's
going to be a letter.
394
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,495
Can I get you a tea?
395
00:28:53,497 --> 00:28:56,398
No. And I suggest
you take him for a walk.
396
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,367
That's what you do when
you leave a dog all day.
397
00:28:58,369 --> 00:28:59,971
Yeah, of course.
I was just about to.
398
00:29:01,405 --> 00:29:04,975
Look, I will get something sorted,
but could you have him tomorrow?
399
00:29:05,408 --> 00:29:06,541
No.
Just for tomorrow.
400
00:29:06,543 --> 00:29:08,577
No, he's so badly behaved.
401
00:29:08,579 --> 00:29:11,146
But he'd be so much
better with company.
402
00:29:11,148 --> 00:29:12,516
You'd be really
helping me out.
403
00:29:13,951 --> 00:29:17,252
Just see how it goes?
Please? Please.
404
00:29:17,254 --> 00:29:20,489
Well, just for tomorrow, but
you have to sort yourself out.
405
00:29:20,491 --> 00:29:23,291
Don't worry, I will. Thank you, Celia.
Thank you.
406
00:29:23,293 --> 00:29:24,995
I owe you.
Yes, you do.
407
00:29:28,398 --> 00:29:31,032
If you don't
behave tomorrow,
408
00:29:31,034 --> 00:29:33,071
you really are going
to the dog home.
409
00:29:40,477 --> 00:29:41,579
Coming.
410
00:29:43,313 --> 00:29:46,014
Hi. I'm really not
sure about this.
411
00:29:46,016 --> 00:29:47,616
Wendy and I lead
a very quiet life.
412
00:29:47,618 --> 00:29:50,353
Oh, it's just for today. And
Patrick is very well behaved.
413
00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:51,389
My granny was very strict.
414
00:29:52,455 --> 00:29:54,290
She was with us,
at least.
415
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,157
I'll be back at 4:30.
416
00:29:56,159 --> 00:29:59,228
Now, say thank you and offer
to do the washing-up.
417
00:30:01,032 --> 00:30:02,263
Come on.
418
00:30:02,265 --> 00:30:04,265
Mummy's abandoning you.
419
00:30:04,267 --> 00:30:05,401
In you come.
420
00:30:07,271 --> 00:30:09,941
Jane Eyre,
the protagonist.
421
00:30:12,376 --> 00:30:14,946
Thank you.
422
00:30:15,646 --> 00:30:17,982
It's never the dog.
It's always the owner.
423
00:30:23,186 --> 00:30:24,653
There's a fight
over there.
424
00:30:24,655 --> 00:30:26,789
Oh. Oh. Get off. Stop it.
425
00:30:46,676 --> 00:30:48,212
You should be ashamed
of yourselves.
426
00:30:59,555 --> 00:31:00,691
Oh, no.
427
00:31:01,291 --> 00:31:04,227
What have you done?
Oh, my darling.
428
00:31:16,674 --> 00:31:18,540
I always knew
you were a little strange
429
00:31:18,542 --> 00:31:20,475
Never again.
Oh. I'm sorry.
430
00:31:20,477 --> 00:31:22,243
Here's his collar.
Right.
431
00:31:22,245 --> 00:31:23,680
Goodbye.
I'm really sorry.
432
00:31:42,232 --> 00:31:43,667
Hi.
Hi.
433
00:31:44,568 --> 00:31:45,570
Oh.
Oh.
434
00:31:46,403 --> 00:31:48,270
Sorry.
Sorry, no.
435
00:31:48,272 --> 00:31:50,505
Oh, God. Ooh, ha.
436
00:31:50,507 --> 00:31:51,639
Sorry.
Sorry.
437
00:31:51,641 --> 00:31:53,311
It's bound to be our fault.
Yeah.
438
00:31:54,645 --> 00:31:57,080
Be announcing our engagement soon.
439
00:31:57,848 --> 00:31:59,147
He's cute.
440
00:31:59,149 --> 00:32:01,119
Cute? Stick around.
441
00:32:01,752 --> 00:32:04,555
Can I just ask, when you got a
dog, what were you thinking?
442
00:32:05,155 --> 00:32:08,326
I like 'em. Bit of companionship.
Keep myself fit.
443
00:32:09,392 --> 00:32:12,396
Moments like this.
Walking, contemplating.
444
00:32:13,129 --> 00:32:16,531
Yeah, so you never wanna grab it by the
throat and march it off to the pound?
445
00:32:16,533 --> 00:32:18,533
What's he destroyed?
446
00:32:18,535 --> 00:32:19,902
Oh. Erm, my life.
447
00:32:19,904 --> 00:32:21,239
Wow. Impressive.
448
00:32:21,737 --> 00:32:23,041
How long have you had him?
449
00:32:24,074 --> 00:32:25,342
Too long. It was a bequest
from my grandmother.
450
00:32:26,343 --> 00:32:27,044
I was hoping for the
microwave at least.
451
00:32:28,178 --> 00:32:29,580
Maybe she had her reasons
for leaving him with you.
452
00:32:30,947 --> 00:32:32,915
She was 92. I'm not sure reasoning
was her strong point.
453
00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:34,519
Well, I think you should
stick with it.
454
00:32:35,185 --> 00:32:36,220
Why?
455
00:32:37,955 --> 00:32:40,491
I dunno. How else would you get to play
Twister in a park with a complete stranger?
456
00:32:41,591 --> 00:32:43,725
Hmm.
I'm Ben, by the way.
457
00:32:43,727 --> 00:32:44,926
Oh, Sarah.
Hi.
458
00:32:44,928 --> 00:32:46,628
Er, this is Scout.
459
00:32:46,630 --> 00:32:47,695
To Kill a Mockingbird.
460
00:32:47,697 --> 00:32:49,399
Er. Precisely.
461
00:32:50,266 --> 00:32:51,268
Ah.
462
00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:54,439
Well, nice meeting you.
Nice to meet you, too.
463
00:32:55,339 --> 00:32:56,808
Come on, Scout. Come on.
464
00:33:02,311 --> 00:33:06,216
Hmm. I have to hand it to you,
you are quite the babe magnet.
465
00:33:17,927 --> 00:33:19,563
Oh, all right, come on.
466
00:33:20,731 --> 00:33:22,100
This is just for tonight,
though.
467
00:33:22,799 --> 00:33:25,703
Oh, Patrick, what am
I gonna do with you?
468
00:33:27,236 --> 00:33:30,440
Don't worry,
I'll think of something.
469
00:33:42,785 --> 00:33:44,455
Right, okay.
470
00:33:58,901 --> 00:34:00,670
Can I, er...
Can I help you?
471
00:34:00,937 --> 00:34:03,871
Hi. Er, I'm Sarah Francis,
the new English teacher.
472
00:34:03,873 --> 00:34:06,543
I was wondering if you and I
could come to an arrangement.
473
00:34:06,944 --> 00:34:08,212
What do you want?
474
00:34:08,811 --> 00:34:10,980
Could you take this dog?
Just for today.
475
00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:12,215
No.
476
00:34:13,482 --> 00:34:14,584
I'll give you £10.
477
00:34:16,252 --> 00:34:17,388
£40.
What?
478
00:34:18,455 --> 00:34:19,590
He's just gonna be
sitting in your room all day,
479
00:34:20,556 --> 00:34:21,359
and maybe you'd take him out
at lunchtime.
480
00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:22,726
That's £50.
What?
481
00:34:25,929 --> 00:34:27,231
Now it's £60.
482
00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:32,235
How about we
have a sleepover
483
00:34:33,002 --> 00:34:34,738
and a bit of shopping
after school?
484
00:34:35,973 --> 00:34:37,306
Yeah.
485
00:34:37,308 --> 00:34:39,243
It'll be okay.
Miss is here.
486
00:34:42,378 --> 00:34:43,681
You okay?
Yeah.
487
00:34:46,449 --> 00:34:47,616
Don't help me.
488
00:34:47,618 --> 00:34:49,786
It's erm,
it's Vikki, isn't it?
489
00:34:53,590 --> 00:34:55,523
I've only been here a week and
I feel like crying as well.
490
00:34:58,895 --> 00:35:00,561
Do you wanna
talk about it?
491
00:35:00,563 --> 00:35:01,732
No, you're all right.
492
00:35:05,935 --> 00:35:08,505
Bonding with the students already?
How modern.
493
00:35:10,406 --> 00:35:11,609
I saw that.
494
00:35:15,478 --> 00:35:17,214
I ask again,
495
00:35:18,683 --> 00:35:20,951
what is it about Mr. Rochester that
makes him so perfect for Jane Eyre?
496
00:35:21,485 --> 00:35:23,384
Why can't she get over him?
497
00:35:23,386 --> 00:35:24,652
His tight trousers?
498
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,626
What is it with you guys? Why are you
determined not to focus on your set books?
499
00:35:31,628 --> 00:35:32,730
These are your GCSEs.
500
00:35:34,297 --> 00:35:35,299
It's boring.
501
00:35:35,931 --> 00:35:37,032
Right.
502
00:35:37,034 --> 00:35:38,236
That... No.
Oi.
503
00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:41,436
Miss, I was looking at
what Jane Eyre looked like.
504
00:35:41,438 --> 00:35:43,871
Charlotte hasn't
provided pictures.
505
00:35:43,873 --> 00:35:45,709
Right, okay, let's try this.
506
00:35:47,310 --> 00:35:50,780
Jane's parents bite the big one.
Dead, gone, okay?
507
00:35:51,447 --> 00:35:53,614
Jane is packed off
to live with her aunt,
508
00:35:53,616 --> 00:35:56,786
Mrs. Reed, in the country,
who is a right old bag.
509
00:35:57,554 --> 00:36:00,989
And then she pulls a blinder,
locks her in a room
510
00:36:00,991 --> 00:36:02,891
with her dead uncle's ghost.
511
00:36:02,893 --> 00:36:04,893
Ooh!
512
00:36:04,895 --> 00:36:06,594
Yeah.
513
00:36:06,596 --> 00:36:07,864
Come in.
514
00:36:13,536 --> 00:36:15,339
Here's your dog.
515
00:36:16,605 --> 00:36:19,074
Look, can we talk about
this at lunchtime?
516
00:36:19,076 --> 00:36:22,009
This little dog
ate my lunch.
517
00:36:22,011 --> 00:36:23,911
Ooh!
518
00:36:23,913 --> 00:36:26,047
I'll go out at break time
and I'll buy you a sandwich.
519
00:36:26,049 --> 00:36:29,985
And a packet of crisps
and a Snickers.
520
00:36:29,987 --> 00:36:31,119
A Snickers?
521
00:36:31,121 --> 00:36:32,989
That is just what I need.
522
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:35,056
What's the matter, miss?
523
00:36:35,058 --> 00:36:37,492
Chocolate's
poisonous for dogs.
524
00:36:37,494 --> 00:36:39,427
Oh, be sick. Please be sick.
525
00:36:39,429 --> 00:36:41,462
Mikey, find the
nearest vet.
526
00:36:41,464 --> 00:36:43,998
Well, I was unblocking
the girls' toilets.
527
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,768
The nearest vet's
on the main road, 425.
528
00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:47,405
Okay, phone them and tell
them what's happened.
529
00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:49,871
Yeah, yeah, miss, go now, quick.
Quick. It's gonna get sick.
530
00:36:49,873 --> 00:36:52,040
Look, we'll read chapter
one until the bell goes.
531
00:36:52,042 --> 00:36:53,108
Thank you, Vikki.
532
00:36:53,110 --> 00:36:55,476
Quick, quick, quick.
That's it.
533
00:37:00,650 --> 00:37:01,886
Pack it in, you lot.
534
00:37:03,886 --> 00:37:05,722
Do you wanna be a teacher?
Go on then, be a teacher.
535
00:37:06,522 --> 00:37:08,857
It's not good enough, Diana.
You must do better.
536
00:37:08,859 --> 00:37:11,058
You've known about this
for at least two weeks.
537
00:37:11,060 --> 00:37:13,661
Miss Francis, is that
a dog under your arm?
538
00:37:13,663 --> 00:37:15,063
Uh...
539
00:37:15,065 --> 00:37:16,367
Yes.
540
00:37:17,433 --> 00:37:18,967
As you well know, pets
are not allowed in school.
541
00:37:18,969 --> 00:37:20,971
May I ask where
you're taking this dog?
542
00:37:21,638 --> 00:37:23,105
Uh...
543
00:37:23,107 --> 00:37:25,643
To the biology lab
for an experiment.
544
00:37:26,543 --> 00:37:27,878
Run out of frogs,
have they?
545
00:37:28,511 --> 00:37:30,112
He's just
eaten a chocolate bar.
546
00:37:30,114 --> 00:37:31,779
I need to take him
to the vet's.
547
00:37:31,781 --> 00:37:32,850
And who, may I ask,
548
00:37:34,284 --> 00:37:36,518
is looking after your class while
you perform this important task?
549
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,855
I've left Vikki Andrews
in charge. They're reading.
550
00:37:39,589 --> 00:37:41,190
Really?
Yes.
551
00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:43,458
Vikki is a very sensible
young woman.
552
00:37:46,096 --> 00:37:48,197
Sorry, what is the matter?
553
00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:49,797
Why have you
taken against me?
554
00:37:49,799 --> 00:37:51,065
I haven't
taken against you.
555
00:37:51,067 --> 00:37:52,069
Yes, you have.
556
00:37:53,270 --> 00:37:55,603
Ever since I first arrived,
you've been horrible to me.
557
00:37:55,605 --> 00:37:57,038
I mean, what have I done to you?
558
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,739
Right, to be honest...
559
00:37:58,741 --> 00:38:00,175
Yes, be honest.
560
00:38:00,177 --> 00:38:04,079
Actually, not too honest,
but go ahead.
561
00:38:04,081 --> 00:38:06,248
I like a teacher who
can discipline a class,
562
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:08,483
get them focused
and learning.
563
00:38:08,485 --> 00:38:10,518
Your type just wants
to be friends with them,
564
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,887
and with that class, in this
school, that won't work.
565
00:38:12,889 --> 00:38:16,592
My type? You don't know anything
about me or my teaching methods.
566
00:38:16,594 --> 00:38:18,192
I suggest you go down
to my classroom right now
567
00:38:18,194 --> 00:38:21,929
and see just how responsible and
focused my students can be.
568
00:38:21,931 --> 00:38:25,266
Now, I'm going to the vet's.
I'll be back at lunchtime.
569
00:38:25,268 --> 00:38:26,534
Make sure you are.
570
00:38:26,536 --> 00:38:27,837
I just said I will be.
571
00:38:29,906 --> 00:38:31,072
Tosser.
572
00:38:31,074 --> 00:38:32,206
I heard that.
573
00:38:32,208 --> 00:38:33,576
You were meant to.
574
00:38:48,491 --> 00:38:49,493
Hmm...
575
00:38:58,302 --> 00:38:59,503
Two minutes.
576
00:39:00,804 --> 00:39:02,907
Now, remember, the record's
three minutes and five seconds.
577
00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:15,218
Okay. Thank you.
578
00:39:16,685 --> 00:39:18,087
Patrick Francis.
579
00:39:23,159 --> 00:39:24,527
Oh.
580
00:39:25,761 --> 00:39:27,864
Oh. I see. You call the dog's name.
Aw. That's cute. Um...
581
00:39:28,632 --> 00:39:30,299
Er, yeah,
Patrick Francis here.
582
00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:31,699
Come on through.
583
00:39:31,701 --> 00:39:32,837
How is the
little deer hunter?
584
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,473
He's given that up now. He's now
the chocolate eater.
585
00:39:37,139 --> 00:39:38,607
You do know
that chocolate is...
586
00:39:38,609 --> 00:39:40,511
Poisonous, yeah.
It was a mistake.
587
00:39:41,877 --> 00:39:43,177
So how's it going?
588
00:39:43,179 --> 00:39:45,614
Er, in general
or with Patrick?
589
00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:46,984
Let's start with Patrick.
590
00:39:48,451 --> 00:39:51,786
Oh. Er... Well, he eats everything
except the food I put down for him.
591
00:39:51,788 --> 00:39:55,190
Erm... I'm running out of people
to watch him while I'm at work.
592
00:39:55,192 --> 00:39:57,960
And I'm expecting the
inevitable eviction notice
593
00:39:57,962 --> 00:39:59,860
from my flat
I've just moved into
594
00:39:59,862 --> 00:40:02,029
because they have
a strict "no pets" policy.
595
00:40:02,031 --> 00:40:03,533
Otherwise, great.
596
00:40:06,337 --> 00:40:09,804
Well, I don't think it's
enough to do him any harm.
597
00:40:09,806 --> 00:40:13,276
I could pump his stomach out, but I don't
think you'd thank me for it, would you?
598
00:40:14,710 --> 00:40:16,744
Just make sure
he has plenty of water.
599
00:40:16,746 --> 00:40:18,980
Thanks. Say thank you,
Patrick.
600
00:40:18,982 --> 00:40:20,616
Thank you.
601
00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:21,949
My pleasure.
602
00:40:21,951 --> 00:40:23,620
Okay.
603
00:40:25,054 --> 00:40:26,822
Hit me with the damage.
604
00:40:26,824 --> 00:40:28,058
He hasn't charged you.
605
00:40:29,225 --> 00:40:29,826
You've just gotta let him
know how Patrick's doing
606
00:40:30,793 --> 00:40:31,561
and when you've got
a night free for dinner.
607
00:40:32,628 --> 00:40:34,630
Oh. Right.
608
00:40:34,632 --> 00:40:36,197
Well, that's strange.
609
00:40:36,199 --> 00:40:37,866
It's not how I usually
do business.
610
00:40:37,868 --> 00:40:40,938
So do I pay for the meal?
Is that how this works?
611
00:40:42,038 --> 00:40:45,239
I don't know.
Okay. Um, bye.
612
00:40:45,241 --> 00:40:47,009
Okay. Bye. Bye.
Bye.
613
00:40:57,753 --> 00:40:59,186
Muffin Bigwood.
614
00:41:01,290 --> 00:41:02,891
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
615
00:41:02,893 --> 00:41:04,291
And then he
put it on the computer
616
00:41:04,293 --> 00:41:05,826
and sent it through
to the girl on the desk.
617
00:41:05,828 --> 00:41:07,695
Like something
out of a novel.
618
00:41:07,697 --> 00:41:10,032
Oh. There you go. Call me a
little bit old-fashioned,
619
00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:12,266
but isn't that
the tiniest bit creepy?
620
00:41:12,268 --> 00:41:14,168
Well, I always meet mine
off dating websites,
621
00:41:14,170 --> 00:41:16,005
so that seems
relatively sane to me.
622
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,241
Ah. Miss Francis, how did
the trip to the vet go?
623
00:41:20,243 --> 00:41:22,076
Oh. Better than
expected, thanks.
624
00:41:26,281 --> 00:41:28,183
What are you ladies
finding so funny?
625
00:41:28,185 --> 00:41:29,152
Oh, nothing.
626
00:41:29,752 --> 00:41:30,753
Eclair?
627
00:41:31,087 --> 00:41:32,454
No, thank you, Maureen.
628
00:41:32,456 --> 00:41:34,322
John?
Oh. Thank you.
629
00:41:34,324 --> 00:41:35,956
Well done.
630
00:41:35,958 --> 00:41:37,458
By the way, Miss Francis,
631
00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:40,262
are you aware you are now
the only member of staff
632
00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:42,197
who is not taking part
in the fun run?
633
00:41:42,199 --> 00:41:43,167
What?
634
00:41:44,701 --> 00:41:47,034
I'm afraid Mrs. Phillips will take a
rather dim view of our newest teacher
635
00:41:47,036 --> 00:41:48,770
not partaking in
school activities.
636
00:41:48,772 --> 00:41:50,139
Er, well, that's
where you're wrong.
637
00:41:50,973 --> 00:41:53,076
Sarah signed up to the fun
run just this morning.
638
00:41:54,243 --> 00:41:56,713
Yes, she's running on behalf
of her favorite charity.
639
00:41:57,913 --> 00:42:00,149
Er... Er...
The Pug Rescue...
640
00:42:00,949 --> 00:42:02,386
Society.
Hmm.
641
00:42:03,052 --> 00:42:04,922
Oh. Well,
that's all right, then.
642
00:42:07,891 --> 00:42:10,761
What have you done?
I can't run five kilometers.
643
00:42:11,427 --> 00:42:14,829
I'm sorry. I just can't bear it
when he crows over us like that.
644
00:42:14,831 --> 00:42:16,032
Oh, this is awful.
645
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,433
Are you doing it, Maureen?
646
00:42:18,435 --> 00:42:21,005
Er, I'm exempt.
How are you exempt?
647
00:42:22,906 --> 00:42:24,074
Asthma.
648
00:42:25,507 --> 00:42:29,210
Becky, why couldn't you have given
me some sort of fictional complaint?
649
00:42:29,212 --> 00:42:31,079
I'm sorry. It was the first
thing that came to my head.
650
00:42:32,148 --> 00:42:33,183
Will you have
another eclair?
651
00:42:34,116 --> 00:42:35,951
Yeah. Oh. I can't now.
I've gotta run 5K.
652
00:42:35,953 --> 00:42:37,451
Oh, go on. Go on.
653
00:42:37,453 --> 00:42:38,721
Heaven.
654
00:42:40,022 --> 00:42:42,491
Year 11 remedial's attempt at choux.
I think I'll have to.
655
00:42:42,493 --> 00:42:43,661
I shouldn't.
656
00:42:49,364 --> 00:42:50,898
Whoo. Here we go.
657
00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:51,902
I can't do this.
658
00:42:53,168 --> 00:42:55,436
I really can't do this. I faint
if I have to run for the bus.
659
00:42:55,438 --> 00:42:57,471
Well, I'm sorry, but I think
you're gonna have to.
660
00:43:03,913 --> 00:43:05,146
If I'm doing this...
661
00:43:07,049 --> 00:43:08,916
You're doing this too.
662
00:43:08,918 --> 00:43:10,154
Come on, Francis.
663
00:43:14,290 --> 00:43:18,259
Can't we go shopping? You like
shopping, don't you, Becky?
664
00:43:18,261 --> 00:43:19,561
Come on.
Oh, my God.
665
00:43:21,998 --> 00:43:24,933
Oi, Dobbin, can you slow down
for just a minute, please?
666
00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:25,969
No pain, no gain.
667
00:43:27,337 --> 00:43:29,404
I'm gonna kill you in a minute.
I'm just giving you fair warning.
668
00:43:29,406 --> 00:43:32,176
Ha. Trust me, you'll
thank me for it one day.
669
00:43:33,143 --> 00:43:36,945
A lot of words are coming to mind
and "thank" ain't one of 'em.
670
00:43:36,947 --> 00:43:39,483
- Oh, God.
- Oh...
671
00:43:52,996 --> 00:43:54,929
Morning, Sarah.
672
00:43:54,931 --> 00:43:56,032
Morning.
673
00:44:09,846 --> 00:44:12,313
So, Jane's getting
ready for her big day.
674
00:44:12,315 --> 00:44:14,516
She's got the dress,
the cake's booked,
675
00:44:14,518 --> 00:44:17,117
the bridesmaids are all
getting their fake tans.
676
00:44:19,255 --> 00:44:20,891
And then suddenly, some
bloke breaks up the party
677
00:44:22,092 --> 00:44:24,360
by announcing that Mr. Rochester
is already married.
678
00:44:27,364 --> 00:44:31,933
Plot twist. Turns out his wife is
locked up in the attic. Weird.
679
00:44:31,935 --> 00:44:35,503
So Mr. Rochester says, "Sorry,
we can't be husband and wife.
680
00:44:35,505 --> 00:44:40,141
"But how about you stay on as a
sort of unofficial Mrs. Rochester?"
681
00:44:40,143 --> 00:44:41,543
Like Spike's dad.
682
00:44:41,545 --> 00:44:42,913
Oh. Shut up.
683
00:44:44,214 --> 00:44:46,516
Jane loves him,
so what does she do?
684
00:44:48,051 --> 00:44:49,119
Vikki?
685
00:44:55,023 --> 00:44:58,795
Jane flees because she believes
in a sense of morality.
686
00:44:59,295 --> 00:45:01,128
You know,
he's taken his vows
687
00:45:01,130 --> 00:45:04,431
and even though
it would break her heart,
688
00:45:04,433 --> 00:45:06,102
she can't hook up
with a married guy.
689
00:45:07,302 --> 00:45:09,172
So why is marriage
so important to Jane?
690
00:45:10,172 --> 00:45:13,141
Why are her principles
more important than love?
691
00:45:13,143 --> 00:45:15,179
Why is marriage everything?
692
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,950
Well, it's not, though, is it?
It doesn't bloody matter.
693
00:45:23,252 --> 00:45:24,353
Er...
694
00:45:25,355 --> 00:45:26,956
It's not your fault, miss.
I'll go fetch her.
695
00:45:30,226 --> 00:45:34,198
Okay. Erm... We'll just carry on.
Er, hands up.
696
00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:40,203
Patrick? Hand up?
697
00:46:00,556 --> 00:46:03,224
We're being evicted.
What?
698
00:46:03,226 --> 00:46:05,659
I think he's found out about Wendy.
I can't believe it.
699
00:46:05,661 --> 00:46:07,531
Oh... Oh, come in.
700
00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:15,172
I've nowhere to go.
701
00:46:16,572 --> 00:46:19,009
I've been here for years.
All my friends are here.
702
00:46:20,476 --> 00:46:21,912
What am I going to do?
703
00:46:24,514 --> 00:46:26,483
This is our fault.
704
00:46:27,282 --> 00:46:30,085
I'll tell the landlord that it's
Patrick who's the nuisance.
705
00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:32,188
Then you and Wendy
can go back to normal.
706
00:46:32,721 --> 00:46:34,556
Oh, thank you, Sarah.
707
00:46:34,558 --> 00:46:37,092
I'm having trouble
re-homing him anyway.
708
00:46:37,094 --> 00:46:39,329
No one wants an older dog,
including me.
709
00:46:41,264 --> 00:46:42,630
We'll find
somewhere else to live.
710
00:46:42,632 --> 00:46:43,634
Where will you go?
711
00:46:44,299 --> 00:46:46,034
Well, there's always
a park bench.
712
00:46:46,036 --> 00:46:48,302
Getting
quite fond of that park.
713
00:46:48,304 --> 00:46:49,272
Oh, no.
714
00:46:49,973 --> 00:46:50,974
Oh, I'm joking.
715
00:46:51,674 --> 00:46:52,676
Oh.
716
00:46:58,380 --> 00:46:59,917
- Come on.
- Hiya.
717
00:47:01,551 --> 00:47:02,784
Are you coming or going?
718
00:47:02,786 --> 00:47:04,351
Oh. Just going.
719
00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:07,023
Oh, no.
720
00:47:09,025 --> 00:47:10,027
Oh, God.
721
00:47:11,127 --> 00:47:12,128
Oh...
722
00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:15,764
God, if it can go wrong
with this dog, it will.
723
00:47:15,766 --> 00:47:17,599
Oh, I've got loads
of marking to do.
724
00:47:17,601 --> 00:47:18,568
Hold on.
725
00:47:19,368 --> 00:47:20,436
You...
726
00:47:24,574 --> 00:47:25,575
Ah.
727
00:47:26,542 --> 00:47:27,677
Oh.
728
00:47:34,784 --> 00:47:37,217
This is what you get
from a misspent youth.
729
00:47:39,221 --> 00:47:41,121
Sorry. It's...
I've... It's open.
730
00:47:41,123 --> 00:47:42,257
Ah. Thanks.
731
00:47:42,259 --> 00:47:43,659
Thank you.
No worries.
732
00:48:02,677 --> 00:48:04,545
Do you think this is
a bit too dressy?
733
00:48:04,547 --> 00:48:05,715
No, I think it really
suits you.
734
00:48:06,782 --> 00:48:09,583
I just don't wanna look
like I've tried too hard.
735
00:48:09,585 --> 00:48:13,154
Why don't you try that on with it?
Make you look really funky.
736
00:48:13,156 --> 00:48:14,721
Hmm. Do I wanna look funky?
737
00:48:14,723 --> 00:48:16,357
Maybe he prefers studious.
738
00:48:16,359 --> 00:48:18,293
Well, have you
got any glasses? No.
739
00:48:18,295 --> 00:48:19,997
Put the jacket on, then.
Okay.
740
00:48:23,132 --> 00:48:26,768
Yes. Yeah. I like.
741
00:48:26,770 --> 00:48:28,402
One cool chick.
742
00:48:28,404 --> 00:48:30,505
Where
are you going, anyway?
743
00:48:30,507 --> 00:48:32,273
Ooh, that place by the bridge.
744
00:48:32,275 --> 00:48:34,741
Nice. Expensive.
Is he paying?
745
00:48:34,743 --> 00:48:38,212
I really hope so. I'm now
officially homeless,
746
00:48:38,214 --> 00:48:39,281
since Patrick has
made it his mission
747
00:48:40,282 --> 00:48:41,451
to alert the landlord
to the "no pets" policy.
748
00:48:43,185 --> 00:48:45,154
Do you know, I might be
able to help you here.
749
00:48:45,688 --> 00:48:46,690
Really?
750
00:48:48,058 --> 00:48:49,259
My brother wants to rent out his
place while he's working abroad.
751
00:48:50,493 --> 00:48:51,726
He only needs to cover the costs.
Are you interested?
752
00:48:51,728 --> 00:48:53,130
Interested?
753
00:48:53,763 --> 00:48:55,498
Great. Yes.
754
00:48:57,232 --> 00:48:59,833
Ooh. These?
Yeah. Get 'em on.
755
00:48:59,835 --> 00:49:00,803
These ones?
756
00:49:02,672 --> 00:49:05,273
Hi. It's a table for two.
I think it's under Oliver.
757
00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:06,343
Yes.
Yeah.
758
00:49:07,877 --> 00:49:09,309
Please, ma'am, this way.
Thank you.
759
00:49:09,311 --> 00:49:11,346
Oh, can I just take
your coat...
760
00:49:11,348 --> 00:49:13,480
Oh, no. Sorry. It's part
of the thing. Sorry.
761
00:49:13,482 --> 00:49:14,551
My mistake.
Sorry. Whoops.
762
00:49:17,587 --> 00:49:19,154
Thanks.
Here is your table.
763
00:49:19,156 --> 00:49:20,322
Thank you.
I'll be back.
764
00:49:46,348 --> 00:49:47,447
Sorry.
765
00:49:47,449 --> 00:49:48,819
That's okay.
766
00:49:50,319 --> 00:49:51,321
Honestly.
I'm sorry.
767
00:49:52,522 --> 00:49:53,723
Don't. Don't worry. I've
been practicing my origami.
768
00:49:55,223 --> 00:49:56,324
Your what?
769
00:49:56,326 --> 00:49:58,561
Never mind. Were
you saving a life?
770
00:49:59,328 --> 00:50:00,330
Sorry?
771
00:50:01,496 --> 00:50:04,366
You know, get me a bag of
plasma and pass the forceps.
772
00:50:04,799 --> 00:50:07,503
Oh, no. I was just watching Game
of Thrones and lost track of time.
773
00:50:08,638 --> 00:50:09,672
Oh.
Hey.
774
00:50:10,906 --> 00:50:11,773
Have you chosen, sir? Yeah,
I'll have my usual, please.
775
00:50:11,775 --> 00:50:12,776
Of course.
776
00:50:13,942 --> 00:50:15,976
Wow. Never been out with a
guy who has a usual before.
777
00:50:15,978 --> 00:50:17,346
What's your usual?
778
00:50:18,915 --> 00:50:20,648
Well, it's Churrasco de Lomo. Side of
chips. Washed down by a good Malbec.
779
00:50:20,650 --> 00:50:21,849
Mmm. Sounds good.
780
00:50:21,851 --> 00:50:23,617
Yeah. I was gonna have a steak.
781
00:50:23,619 --> 00:50:25,353
Oh. It is a steak.
782
00:50:25,355 --> 00:50:28,225
Oh, right. I'll have
the same, please.
783
00:50:28,424 --> 00:50:29,426
Rare, please.
784
00:50:29,824 --> 00:50:31,226
Well done.
785
00:50:31,228 --> 00:50:33,328
She'll have hers
rare as well.
786
00:50:33,330 --> 00:50:34,297
Of course.
Trust me.
787
00:50:34,864 --> 00:50:35,866
Okay.
788
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:45,273
Yeah, I've always loved
the sciences.
789
00:50:45,275 --> 00:50:48,009
I got an A star in chemistry,
biology and physics.
790
00:50:48,011 --> 00:50:49,811
Could have done anything
I wanted to, really.
791
00:50:49,813 --> 00:50:51,848
But my father and brothers
are doctors
792
00:50:52,882 --> 00:50:54,514
and he wanted me
to do the same.
793
00:50:54,516 --> 00:50:56,520
Yeah, but I rebelled,
became a vet.
794
00:50:57,453 --> 00:51:00,257
Not much of a rebellion, though, is it?
I earn more than my brother.
795
00:51:00,855 --> 00:51:02,757
Well, we don't do what we do
for the money, though, do we?
796
00:51:02,759 --> 00:51:03,726
We do it to make
a difference.
797
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:05,561
Do you know you have to study
a year longer than a doctor
798
00:51:06,696 --> 00:51:07,230
'cause your patient can't
tell you where it hurts?
799
00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:11,331
Mind you, have you ever had a Doberman
sink its teeth into your arm?
800
00:51:11,333 --> 00:51:12,733
Hmm...
801
00:51:12,735 --> 00:51:14,371
I think he was trying
to tell me something.
802
00:51:15,503 --> 00:51:19,308
Anyway, enough about me.
Tell me about you.
803
00:51:20,308 --> 00:51:21,677
Tell me about Sarah Francis.
804
00:51:22,911 --> 00:51:24,346
Anything for dessert?
805
00:51:25,447 --> 00:51:28,549
Sarah? Pudding
or slice of cheese?
806
00:51:28,551 --> 00:51:29,851
No. No, I'm good.
807
00:51:29,853 --> 00:51:31,819
Okay. Well, we'll have
the bill, please.
808
00:51:31,821 --> 00:51:33,422
Okay. I'll be back.
Thank you.
809
00:51:34,389 --> 00:51:35,391
Happy to go halves?
810
00:51:36,891 --> 00:51:38,294
Mmm... Yeah.
811
00:51:38,793 --> 00:51:39,962
Then can I walk you home?
812
00:51:40,763 --> 00:51:41,862
Okay, thanks.
813
00:51:41,864 --> 00:51:42,965
Great.
814
00:51:44,032 --> 00:51:44,833
Oh. You could give your
patient the once over.
815
00:51:46,601 --> 00:51:49,070
Well, I kind of have
this unwritten rule thing
816
00:51:49,072 --> 00:51:51,340
where I don't see
my dates' pets for free,
817
00:51:52,308 --> 00:51:53,777
no matter how pretty
the girl is.
818
00:51:54,810 --> 00:51:56,376
Ah.
819
00:51:56,378 --> 00:51:58,413
The other thing
I'm good at is sport.
820
00:51:58,415 --> 00:52:02,349
This physique is entirely natural.
I really don't have to work at it.
821
00:52:02,351 --> 00:52:04,987
Wow. Amazing.
Mmm.
822
00:52:06,522 --> 00:52:10,324
Actually, Oliver, can we get coffee
another time? I'm just a bit tired.
823
00:52:10,326 --> 00:52:11,293
Are you sure?
824
00:52:12,527 --> 00:52:14,429
Yeah, and I've had a nice evening.
I just wanna go home.
825
00:52:14,431 --> 00:52:15,999
Well, how are you fixed
for next week?
826
00:52:17,065 --> 00:52:18,935
Ah... I'm not sure.
I'm a bit busy.
827
00:52:20,670 --> 00:52:22,339
Have... Have I done
something wrong?
828
00:52:22,904 --> 00:52:24,406
Er... The truth?
829
00:52:26,409 --> 00:52:28,478
Seriously, you... You
don't wanna see me again?
830
00:52:29,844 --> 00:52:30,980
No.
831
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,116
Okay, you asked me out,
er, you were late,
832
00:52:35,118 --> 00:52:40,121
and, I mean, late, and then you
talked nonstop about yourself
833
00:52:40,123 --> 00:52:42,824
and then when I had the temerity to
suggest that you might wanna take
834
00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:45,528
a peek at your patient, you
said it's against the rules.
835
00:52:46,494 --> 00:52:48,563
But the steak was good,
wasn't it?
836
00:52:48,565 --> 00:52:50,767
And why go home
to an empty flat?
837
00:52:52,802 --> 00:52:55,505
Thanks, Oliver,
but no thanks.
838
00:52:56,739 --> 00:52:58,639
Oh, and, um,
for your information,
839
00:52:58,641 --> 00:53:00,744
I'm not going home
to an empty flat.
840
00:53:30,172 --> 00:53:32,475
Oh, hello.
841
00:53:33,442 --> 00:53:35,612
Hi. What are you doing
out here on your own?
842
00:53:36,746 --> 00:53:39,416
"Marshall Close. Max."
843
00:53:40,616 --> 00:53:42,485
Oh, I know where you live.
844
00:53:43,118 --> 00:53:45,119
Shall we go and see if anyone's at home?
845
00:53:45,121 --> 00:53:46,723
Yeah? Okay, come on.
846
00:53:47,589 --> 00:53:50,392
Come on.
Good boy. Come on.
847
00:54:04,639 --> 00:54:06,109
What? Eh?
848
00:54:06,641 --> 00:54:07,643
Hello?
849
00:54:08,578 --> 00:54:09,679
Hello, boy.
Where have you been?
850
00:54:10,746 --> 00:54:11,748
I wish you could... Sorry.
The door was open.
851
00:54:12,081 --> 00:54:13,614
Hi.
852
00:54:13,616 --> 00:54:15,483
Oh. You forgot
your way home, did you?
853
00:54:15,485 --> 00:54:17,184
Ooh! That looks nasty.
854
00:54:17,186 --> 00:54:18,619
You're getting
just like me.
855
00:54:21,857 --> 00:54:26,494
I've checked everywhere I can
think of, although, stupidly,
856
00:54:26,496 --> 00:54:27,962
forgot to check
just there.
857
00:54:27,964 --> 00:54:28,965
What are you
doing here?
858
00:54:29,864 --> 00:54:30,466
Oh, I've known
Albert for years.
859
00:54:31,134 --> 00:54:32,001
Yeah. If it wasn't for Ben,
860
00:54:32,868 --> 00:54:34,501
I should still be lying
on that towpath.
861
00:54:34,503 --> 00:54:35,904
Did you have a fall?
862
00:54:37,272 --> 00:54:40,442
No, no, I usually walk about with
fish fingers on me head. Ben,
863
00:54:40,676 --> 00:54:44,045
stick 'em in the freezer, will you?
I'll have 'em for me tea tomorrow.
864
00:54:44,047 --> 00:54:46,850
Good boy.
Good boy. You sit.
865
00:54:47,616 --> 00:54:50,650
You had me worried sick, you did.
I didn't know where you'd gone.
866
00:54:50,652 --> 00:54:53,489
And a chocolate digestive
wouldn't go amiss!
867
00:54:54,589 --> 00:54:56,625
Call yourselves
a rescue committee? Huh.
868
00:54:57,058 --> 00:54:58,692
You're welcome.
869
00:54:58,694 --> 00:54:59,862
Must have blacked out.
870
00:55:00,964 --> 00:55:03,563
Stubborn old bugger refuses
to go to the hospital.
871
00:55:03,565 --> 00:55:04,533
You look nice.
872
00:55:05,134 --> 00:55:06,634
Night out
with the girls?
873
00:55:06,636 --> 00:55:07,503
No. I wish.
874
00:55:11,139 --> 00:55:13,206
I think he's given
himself quite a scare.
875
00:55:13,208 --> 00:55:15,041
Worst part
was losing Max.
876
00:55:15,043 --> 00:55:16,677
Hmm.
877
00:55:16,679 --> 00:55:17,881
Did you have
a nice time?
878
00:55:19,047 --> 00:55:20,183
Not really.
879
00:55:23,752 --> 00:55:26,286
I keep telling him he needs
to get himself a scooter.
880
00:55:26,288 --> 00:55:28,523
I can't afford one.
881
00:55:28,525 --> 00:55:30,056
At least there's nothing
wrong with his hearing.
882
00:55:30,058 --> 00:55:31,558
Where's his wife?
883
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,226
Er, she died last year.
884
00:55:33,228 --> 00:55:34,594
Hmm.
885
00:55:34,596 --> 00:55:36,465
Been married 50 years.
Wow.
886
00:55:37,031 --> 00:55:40,166
Fifty years. Don't think
I'd last a weekend.
887
00:55:40,168 --> 00:55:42,036
Where's the flaming tea?
888
00:55:42,038 --> 00:55:43,473
Make that a day.
Hmm.
889
00:55:45,607 --> 00:55:46,609
Sorry.
890
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:20,675
You really wanna stretch out the
muscles before you start, all right?
891
00:56:20,677 --> 00:56:22,879
Otherwise, you'll end up
pulling something.
892
00:56:23,177 --> 00:56:24,480
Cor, talking of which...
893
00:56:27,850 --> 00:56:29,018
Hello.
Hello.
894
00:56:31,319 --> 00:56:33,753
Have a nice day.
895
00:56:33,755 --> 00:56:34,958
Oh.
896
00:56:35,924 --> 00:56:37,791
I don't usually put
them off that quickly.
897
00:56:37,793 --> 00:56:40,027
They're usually quite keen until
they see my soft toy collection.
898
00:56:40,029 --> 00:56:42,130
No, it wasn't you. It was me.
That was the vet.
899
00:56:42,665 --> 00:56:44,098
What?
900
00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:45,900
Oh. You've
dropped your wallet.
901
00:56:51,839 --> 00:56:53,808
Right, come on. This isn't gonna
get you ready for the 5K.
902
00:56:53,810 --> 00:56:54,875
On your feet, Francis.
903
00:56:54,877 --> 00:56:56,112
Come on.
904
00:57:05,955 --> 00:57:07,387
Well?
905
00:57:07,389 --> 00:57:08,956
What do you think?
906
00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:10,627
Huh?
907
00:57:13,328 --> 00:57:16,663
Not
in a million years
908
00:57:16,665 --> 00:57:18,967
am I ever gonna make five
kilometers is what I think.
909
00:57:19,701 --> 00:57:21,003
No. Of this.
910
00:57:24,206 --> 00:57:26,206
Well, it's my brother's,
911
00:57:26,208 --> 00:57:29,043
and he's away working
for at least two years,
912
00:57:29,045 --> 00:57:31,645
and I thought it would be
perfect for you and Patrick.
913
00:57:31,647 --> 00:57:33,213
It's not that expensive. I...
914
00:57:33,215 --> 00:57:34,918
I thought it'd be nice.
915
00:57:39,288 --> 00:57:41,087
Oh.
916
00:57:41,089 --> 00:57:42,956
Oh, Becky.
917
00:57:42,958 --> 00:57:44,326
Becky, it's wonderful.
918
00:57:44,826 --> 00:57:45,994
Oh, thank you.
919
00:57:46,862 --> 00:57:48,929
Thank you. I love it.
I just love it.
920
00:57:48,931 --> 00:57:50,099
You're welcome.
Oh!
921
00:57:52,266 --> 00:57:55,003
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
922
00:57:56,270 --> 00:57:58,240
Oh, my gosh. Look.
923
00:57:58,940 --> 00:58:00,976
Oh, Patrick, look at it.
924
00:58:12,654 --> 00:58:14,288
- Guys, come on. Seriously.
- I am turning it.
925
00:58:14,290 --> 00:58:15,824
- You've brought the wrong tools.
- Okay.
926
00:58:16,324 --> 00:58:18,627
What is going on here?
927
00:58:19,395 --> 00:58:20,263
Nothing.
Nothing.
928
00:58:20,795 --> 00:58:22,962
Ah. It doesn't look
like nothing to me.
929
00:58:22,964 --> 00:58:24,331
This is my dad's car.
It needs, erm...
930
00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:26,836
New tires. It needs...
New tires, new wheels.
931
00:58:27,435 --> 00:58:30,337
It's funny, 'cause I don't see
your dad anywhere 'round here.
932
00:58:30,339 --> 00:58:31,438
But don't worry,
I've gotta go.
933
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,773
I'll... I'll call your dad
when I get into school.
934
00:58:33,775 --> 00:58:35,375
You don't need to call anyone.
Please, don't call anyone.
935
00:58:35,377 --> 00:58:36,444
No?
No.
936
00:58:36,446 --> 00:58:37,779
No.
No.
937
00:58:38,980 --> 00:58:40,949
So I ask you again, gentlemen,
what is going on here?
938
00:58:42,183 --> 00:58:43,483
We're stealing
the wheels, miss.
939
00:58:43,485 --> 00:58:44,654
What else am
I gonna say?
940
00:58:45,821 --> 00:58:46,355
How do you even know how
to do something like that?
941
00:58:47,422 --> 00:58:49,355
Watched a couple of videos.
Yeah.
942
00:58:49,357 --> 00:58:50,659
His brother showed him.
Yeah.
943
00:58:51,293 --> 00:58:52,328
Right, where's
your brother?
944
00:58:53,795 --> 00:58:55,462
- Doesn't matter.
- He's in juvie, miss.
945
00:58:55,464 --> 00:58:57,232
Ah. Shut up, Spike.
I'm sorry.
946
00:58:57,766 --> 00:58:58,801
Sorry, man.
947
00:58:59,868 --> 00:59:03,369
Okay, look, I'm not gonna
tell anyone about this,
948
00:59:03,371 --> 00:59:06,974
okay? But if I hear or catch any of
you doing something like this again,
949
00:59:06,976 --> 00:59:09,309
I will happily call the police.
950
00:59:09,311 --> 00:59:10,980
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
Where are you going?
951
00:59:12,147 --> 00:59:14,514
Sorry. You're not getting
away with this scot-free.
952
00:59:14,516 --> 00:59:15,717
Miss, I've got to...
953
00:59:17,219 --> 00:59:17,954
It'll be my third detention this
week. I'll get in so much trouble.
954
00:59:19,154 --> 00:59:19,755
Ooh, no, no. It's way worse
than detention, Spike, okay?
955
00:59:20,757 --> 00:59:23,190
This is the Miss Francis
community service, okay?
956
00:59:23,192 --> 00:59:25,759
You are all gonna
sign up for the fun run.
957
00:59:25,761 --> 00:59:27,128
Aw, miss!
And get £20 sponsorship.
958
00:59:29,866 --> 00:59:33,067
No arguments. And... And you're
gonna start your training now.
959
00:59:33,069 --> 00:59:34,268
How?
960
00:59:34,270 --> 00:59:36,739
You can run along.
961
00:59:43,045 --> 00:59:44,344
Go on. They've
got to be eaten.
962
00:59:44,346 --> 00:59:45,681
They've actually
got to be...
963
00:59:46,715 --> 00:59:47,315
Maureen, these
cupcakes are gorgeous.
964
00:59:48,083 --> 00:59:48,818
Aren't they good?
Yes, I know.
965
00:59:49,418 --> 00:59:49,886
Let me try one.
Er, no.
966
00:59:50,685 --> 00:59:51,119
Not until you've
finished the run.
967
00:59:51,819 --> 00:59:52,955
Ah, that's so unfair.
No.
968
00:59:54,322 --> 00:59:56,023
Cupcake?
969
00:59:56,025 --> 00:59:57,293
Thank you.
970
00:59:58,661 --> 01:00:00,027
Oh, it's not a term of endearment.
I'm offering you a cupcake.
971
01:00:00,029 --> 01:00:01,164
No, thank you, Maureen.
972
01:00:02,697 --> 01:00:05,268
My class and I are off for a jog in
the park in preparation for the run.
973
01:00:06,067 --> 01:00:08,869
Head teacher's very
impressed with the turnout.
974
01:00:08,871 --> 01:00:10,904
Such a shame your class
aren't as keen, Miss Francis.
975
01:00:10,906 --> 01:00:12,307
Ah, well, that's where
you're wrong, Mr. Peters.
976
01:00:12,775 --> 01:00:13,876
All the boys in my class
977
01:00:15,310 --> 01:00:16,311
have now signed up and some of the
girls are showing interest too.
978
01:00:17,446 --> 01:00:19,214
What on Earth did you
threaten them with? Nothing.
979
01:00:19,882 --> 01:00:21,884
They're doing it 'cause
they want to be my friends.
980
01:00:23,051 --> 01:00:24,353
You want
to be careful, you know.
981
01:00:25,721 --> 01:00:27,420
I hear he's next in line for the
headmaster when Phillips retires.
982
01:00:27,422 --> 01:00:29,056
Well, I'm sorry.
He started it.
983
01:00:29,058 --> 01:00:30,456
Yeah.
But we want you to stay.
984
01:00:30,458 --> 01:00:32,027
Yes, we do, we do.
So do I.
985
01:00:33,228 --> 01:00:34,328
Cupcake.
986
01:00:34,330 --> 01:00:36,199
No. Maureen, stop it.
987
01:00:37,532 --> 01:00:39,532
Why is it my stuff
that had to go into storage?
988
01:00:39,534 --> 01:00:40,837
Hmm?
989
01:01:08,496 --> 01:01:09,695
So what is it about
Victorian England
990
01:01:09,697 --> 01:01:13,400
that makes Mrs. Rochester
so unacceptable to society?
991
01:01:19,273 --> 01:01:20,574
Yes?
992
01:01:40,897 --> 01:01:42,929
Come on, you lazy...
Oops!
993
01:01:55,344 --> 01:01:56,311
Sarah?
994
01:01:59,214 --> 01:02:00,614
No.
995
01:02:00,616 --> 01:02:01,951
Wait.
996
01:02:03,085 --> 01:02:04,887
No. Oh, my God.
997
01:02:05,253 --> 01:02:07,554
Oh, my God.
It's so cute.
998
01:02:07,556 --> 01:02:09,358
Come in. Come in.
There you go.
999
01:02:12,460 --> 01:02:15,161
Thank you. Thank you.
1000
01:02:15,163 --> 01:02:17,297
Do I get one of these
or is it just...
1001
01:02:17,299 --> 01:02:19,266
No, you risk
your life, I'm afraid.
1002
01:02:19,268 --> 01:02:20,366
I'm destined to drown.
1003
01:02:36,953 --> 01:02:38,018
Carly Williams?
1004
01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:38,987
Present.
1005
01:02:39,353 --> 01:02:40,587
Michael Azikiwe?
1006
01:02:40,589 --> 01:02:41,556
Yeah.
1007
01:02:42,223 --> 01:02:43,258
Vikki Andrews?
1008
01:02:45,293 --> 01:02:46,295
Vikki?
1009
01:02:48,496 --> 01:02:49,998
Does anyone know
where Vikki is?
1010
01:02:52,067 --> 01:02:53,202
Come on.
1011
01:02:54,569 --> 01:02:56,071
Spit it out. We've got an English
GCSE to accomplish by lunchtime.
1012
01:02:57,139 --> 01:02:59,639
Erm, Vikki's mum and dad
have been having problems.
1013
01:02:59,641 --> 01:03:01,041
She's not
really handling it.
1014
01:03:01,043 --> 01:03:02,375
Tariq, that's private.
1015
01:03:02,377 --> 01:03:03,345
Sorry.
1016
01:03:06,281 --> 01:03:08,215
Is she in trouble, miss?
1017
01:03:08,217 --> 01:03:09,218
Not if I can help it.
1018
01:03:09,685 --> 01:03:12,085
Er, my nan's
got dodgy knees.
1019
01:03:12,087 --> 01:03:13,454
I was wondering,
can I be excused too?
1020
01:03:15,489 --> 01:03:18,257
Nice try. Right,
turn over your papers.
1021
01:03:18,259 --> 01:03:20,128
You have 90 minutes. Begin.
1022
01:03:33,407 --> 01:03:34,442
Hey, it's Vikki.
1023
01:03:35,377 --> 01:03:36,212
Leave a message
and I'll call you back.
1024
01:03:46,255 --> 01:03:47,587
Hello.
Hi.
1025
01:03:47,589 --> 01:03:49,557
I'm Miss Francis,
Vikki's English teacher.
1026
01:03:50,424 --> 01:03:53,626
Look, I tried to get her
to that exam this morning.
1027
01:03:53,628 --> 01:03:55,364
I tell her how
important it is.
1028
01:03:56,163 --> 01:03:58,431
But we're going through
a few family problems.
1029
01:03:58,433 --> 01:04:00,500
Hmm. I'm so sorry
to hear that.
1030
01:04:00,502 --> 01:04:03,036
Oh. My husband and I
are splitting up.
1031
01:04:03,038 --> 01:04:04,506
You just love telling
people, don't you?
1032
01:04:05,473 --> 01:04:08,108
She's, um,
taking it quite badly.
1033
01:04:08,110 --> 01:04:09,245
My...
1034
01:04:12,014 --> 01:04:13,015
Am I in trouble?
1035
01:04:14,081 --> 01:04:16,282
Not with me. Do you wanna
come for a walk with us?
1036
01:04:16,284 --> 01:04:18,085
Yeah, I'll just
grab my coat.
1037
01:04:18,087 --> 01:04:21,621
Oh. I see you'll do
something when she asks.
1038
01:04:21,623 --> 01:04:24,092
Yeah. She asks
me nicely.
1039
01:04:26,460 --> 01:04:27,495
Ah...
1040
01:04:32,199 --> 01:04:33,368
See what I'm up against?
1041
01:04:34,469 --> 01:04:35,604
And she's decided
1042
01:04:36,871 --> 01:04:38,237
she doesn't want to come and
live with me and my boyfriend.
1043
01:04:38,239 --> 01:04:39,375
She wants to stay.
1044
01:04:41,442 --> 01:04:42,742
With her dad.
1045
01:04:42,744 --> 01:04:44,145
Oh...
1046
01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:46,313
We'll be right back.
1047
01:04:46,315 --> 01:04:47,483
Okay.
1048
01:04:53,422 --> 01:04:54,423
Look, I'm really sorry.
1049
01:04:55,589 --> 01:04:57,590
Vikki, you're good at English, okay?
One of the best.
1050
01:04:57,592 --> 01:04:59,692
I predict a seven
for you, no problem.
1051
01:04:59,694 --> 01:05:03,198
But the one thing you have to
do is turn up for the exam.
1052
01:05:03,831 --> 01:05:05,799
It's just this
whole thing at home.
1053
01:05:05,801 --> 01:05:08,069
I feel so crap
all the time.
1054
01:05:09,270 --> 01:05:10,739
I didn't go 'cause
I don't wanna mess up.
1055
01:05:12,206 --> 01:05:15,842
Okay. Can I tell you something
you must keep to yourself?
1056
01:05:15,844 --> 01:05:18,311
Yeah. No one listens
to me anyway.
1057
01:05:18,313 --> 01:05:20,646
Okay, well,
I have an older sister
1058
01:05:20,648 --> 01:05:23,349
and I have always
lived in her shadow.
1059
01:05:23,351 --> 01:05:25,485
You know,
she's got everything,
1060
01:05:25,487 --> 01:05:27,621
she's achieved
everything.
1061
01:05:27,623 --> 01:05:29,792
My mum never fails
to let me know it.
1062
01:05:30,558 --> 01:05:33,427
But my granny gave me
a really good bit of advice.
1063
01:05:33,429 --> 01:05:36,630
She said, "Just keep putting one
foot in front of the other,
1064
01:05:36,632 --> 01:05:38,701
"and in the end,
it feels like walking."
1065
01:05:39,701 --> 01:05:43,773
So I've arranged for you to come in this
Saturday and sit your English paper.
1066
01:05:44,572 --> 01:05:45,838
Are you serious?
1067
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,208
You've done
that for me?
1068
01:05:48,509 --> 01:05:50,309
Of course. You mustn't discuss
your paper with anyone else.
1069
01:05:50,311 --> 01:05:51,380
Understood?
1070
01:05:52,947 --> 01:05:55,148
I will know if you've seen the questions
before, okay? I'm weird like that.
1071
01:05:55,150 --> 01:05:57,683
I absolutely swear. Cross
my heart and hope to die.
1072
01:05:57,685 --> 01:05:58,753
Don't go that far.
1073
01:05:59,587 --> 01:06:01,587
Right, we should
get you back.
1074
01:06:01,589 --> 01:06:02,690
Come on, then.
1075
01:06:04,592 --> 01:06:07,226
You didn't have any
plans this Saturday, did you?
1076
01:06:07,228 --> 01:06:08,661
No, I never
do anything.
1077
01:06:25,679 --> 01:06:27,213
Hello?
1078
01:06:27,215 --> 01:06:28,350
Hello. Sarah?
1079
01:06:28,917 --> 01:06:30,152
Ben?
1080
01:06:30,618 --> 01:06:31,653
Is that you?
1081
01:06:34,188 --> 01:06:36,391
I disappoint again.
1082
01:06:37,324 --> 01:06:38,558
Peace offering?
1083
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:39,661
Come on.
1084
01:06:40,962 --> 01:06:44,230
So, what brings you to
the Boat People of Wetlandia?
1085
01:06:44,232 --> 01:06:47,300
I came because I've been thinking
about what you said the other night.
1086
01:06:47,302 --> 01:06:48,869
And I hear you're
doing a fun run.
1087
01:06:48,871 --> 01:06:51,938
Ah. Well, you're half right.
I am running.
1088
01:06:51,940 --> 01:06:54,275
That's great.
I'd love to sponsor you.
1089
01:06:55,310 --> 01:06:57,677
I take it you're doing it
for a good cause?
1090
01:06:57,679 --> 01:07:01,516
Maybe the rehabilitation of
hopelessly socially inadequate vets?
1091
01:07:01,782 --> 01:07:02,951
Something like that.
1092
01:07:03,817 --> 01:07:06,686
Of course, um, you're almost
guaranteed not to have to pay
1093
01:07:06,688 --> 01:07:08,989
as the likelihood of me
finishing 5K is pretty slim.
1094
01:07:12,493 --> 01:07:13,528
Okay.
1095
01:07:14,628 --> 01:07:15,594
Oh!
1096
01:07:15,596 --> 01:07:19,333
Wow. Are you sure?
That is very generous.
1097
01:07:19,335 --> 01:07:20,500
That's me.
1098
01:07:20,502 --> 01:07:21,569
Inadequate but generous.
1099
01:07:22,837 --> 01:07:25,973
I'm really gonna
have to do this now, aren't I?
1100
01:07:25,975 --> 01:07:27,541
Afraid so.
1101
01:07:34,516 --> 01:07:36,782
Ugh. I've survived
my first term.
1102
01:07:36,784 --> 01:07:39,585
You've more than survived.
You've made a difference.
1103
01:07:39,587 --> 01:07:41,288
To who?
To the kids.
1104
01:07:41,290 --> 01:07:42,623
What are you
talking about?
1105
01:07:42,625 --> 01:07:44,757
Oh. Maureen.
1106
01:07:44,759 --> 01:07:45,991
Are you going
on somewhere?
1107
01:07:45,993 --> 01:07:49,764
Eh... Oh. No, no. Someone
told me it was fancy dress.
1108
01:07:51,366 --> 01:07:52,733
Well, I think
you look fabulous.
1109
01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:53,702
I know.
1110
01:07:55,670 --> 01:07:57,971
Congratulations, Miss Francis.
1111
01:07:57,973 --> 01:08:00,007
You're not doing as badly
as I predicted you would.
1112
01:08:00,009 --> 01:08:03,409
Oh. I feel damned by faint praise.
Thank you, Mr. Peters.
1113
01:08:03,411 --> 01:08:04,677
I think.
1114
01:08:04,679 --> 01:08:06,281
Are you ready
for the 5K run?
1115
01:08:07,348 --> 01:08:08,383
Getting there.
1116
01:08:09,551 --> 01:08:11,817
You're not really running
for the Pug Rescue, are you?
1117
01:08:11,819 --> 01:08:13,488
Well, a dog's got
something to do with it.
1118
01:08:14,322 --> 01:08:15,621
Wise arse.
1119
01:08:15,623 --> 01:08:16,624
I heard that.
1120
01:08:16,891 --> 01:08:18,427
Yeah, you were
meant to.
1121
01:08:18,692 --> 01:08:19,695
Right.
1122
01:08:20,495 --> 01:08:22,198
Five, six.
One missing.
1123
01:09:33,601 --> 01:09:34,637
Patrick!
1124
01:09:36,570 --> 01:09:37,572
Patrick?
1125
01:09:40,975 --> 01:09:43,312
Patrick,
where are you?
1126
01:09:44,745 --> 01:09:45,748
Patrick?
1127
01:09:47,449 --> 01:09:48,450
Patrick!
1128
01:09:55,522 --> 01:09:56,922
Well,
is he micro-chipped?
1129
01:09:56,924 --> 01:09:57,892
I don't know.
1130
01:09:58,826 --> 01:09:59,794
Oh, look, I'm sure
we're gonna find him.
1131
01:10:00,629 --> 01:10:01,563
What are you basing
that on exactly?
1132
01:10:02,297 --> 01:10:03,796
Well, he's such
a lovely chap.
1133
01:10:03,798 --> 01:10:05,165
Look, why don't
we split up,
1134
01:10:05,167 --> 01:10:06,699
and then we'll
report back here.
1135
01:10:06,701 --> 01:10:08,100
Right. Okay.
1136
01:10:08,102 --> 01:10:10,170
I'll get more help.
Right, so...
1137
01:10:10,172 --> 01:10:12,139
Oh, sorry, sorry.
That was my...
1138
01:10:12,141 --> 01:10:14,507
Sorry. I'm so sorry.
The cakes!
1139
01:10:14,509 --> 01:10:15,643
I'm off to Pilates.
1140
01:10:28,522 --> 01:10:29,922
Oh. Hi.
1141
01:10:29,924 --> 01:10:31,457
Sarah.
You get around.
1142
01:10:31,459 --> 01:10:32,525
Who is it?
1143
01:10:32,527 --> 01:10:33,627
Oh, I was looking for Vikki.
1144
01:10:33,629 --> 01:10:34,596
She's upstairs.
1145
01:10:35,562 --> 01:10:37,063
Hello, Miss Francis.
I'll get her for you.
1146
01:10:37,065 --> 01:10:38,701
This is Ben,
my husband.
1147
01:10:39,467 --> 01:10:41,001
I was gonna tell you.
Oh.
1148
01:10:41,003 --> 01:10:42,071
Miss Francis
is downstairs.
1149
01:10:43,071 --> 01:10:43,670
Er, no. I mean, why...
Why would you tell me?
1150
01:10:43,672 --> 01:10:45,738
That's absolutely fine.
1151
01:10:45,740 --> 01:10:48,742
Okay, you're Vikki's dad.
I should have known that.
1152
01:10:48,744 --> 01:10:49,876
Hey, Miss Francis.
1153
01:10:49,878 --> 01:10:50,943
What's up?
1154
01:10:50,945 --> 01:10:52,013
Hi. Erm.
I've lost Patrick.
1155
01:10:53,014 --> 01:10:53,615
I was wondering if you
could help me find him,
1156
01:10:54,848 --> 01:10:55,547
if you're not too busy. Of course.
I'll go and get my coat.
1157
01:10:55,549 --> 01:10:57,951
Can I help?
No! I mean,
1158
01:10:57,953 --> 01:10:59,853
no, it's fine.
We'll be fine.
1159
01:10:59,855 --> 01:11:02,154
So, I'll see you around.
1160
01:11:02,156 --> 01:11:03,590
Let's go
and find Patrick.
1161
01:11:03,592 --> 01:11:04,560
I was gonna tell you.
1162
01:11:05,627 --> 01:11:07,127
Oh. No, honestly, please.
Why would you tell me?
1163
01:11:07,129 --> 01:11:08,862
That's weird,
if anything,
1164
01:11:08,864 --> 01:11:10,031
if you'd told me.
1165
01:11:12,499 --> 01:11:13,534
Bye. I mean,
it's not even a thing.
1166
01:11:14,869 --> 01:11:15,437
Why would you think it's a thing
when it's not even a thing?
1167
01:11:16,704 --> 01:11:17,106
I mean, stop talking to yourself.
You sound completely mad.
1168
01:11:17,572 --> 01:11:18,374
Sorry?
Nothing.
1169
01:11:44,231 --> 01:11:46,166
Oh, Granny,
I'm so sorry.
1170
01:11:58,679 --> 01:12:00,881
Sarah, what
have you done?
1171
01:12:00,883 --> 01:12:03,685
Happy birthday, Dad.
1172
01:12:06,020 --> 01:12:08,020
There, there, pudding.
1173
01:12:08,022 --> 01:12:09,788
He'll turn up.
1174
01:12:09,790 --> 01:12:11,056
Come on.
1175
01:12:11,058 --> 01:12:12,993
Don't tell
Caroline I cried.
1176
01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:14,530
No, of course not.
1177
01:12:16,063 --> 01:12:18,265
Toffee, pudding?
They're your favorite.
1178
01:12:18,267 --> 01:12:19,535
Oh. I won't.
1179
01:12:20,669 --> 01:12:21,203
I'm supposed to be running
five kilometers tomorrow.
1180
01:12:22,003 --> 01:12:23,036
Why? Have you
stolen something?
1181
01:12:25,740 --> 01:12:27,908
To be honest, I don't feel
much like doing it anyway.
1182
01:12:27,910 --> 01:12:29,009
Why?
1183
01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:30,109
I'm missing Patrick.
1184
01:12:30,111 --> 01:12:31,078
Oh, Sarah.
1185
01:12:32,245 --> 01:12:33,947
He grunts and snores, but
he's kind of growing on me.
1186
01:12:33,949 --> 01:12:35,814
I have that magic too.
1187
01:12:35,816 --> 01:12:37,317
Sounds like a perfect
match to me.
1188
01:12:37,319 --> 01:12:40,153
Oh, shut up. Honestly, I'm
not surprised you lost him.
1189
01:12:40,155 --> 01:12:41,688
Ah, now,
that's not fair.
1190
01:12:41,690 --> 01:12:43,957
No. Sarah tries very hard.
1191
01:12:43,959 --> 01:12:46,292
Yes, and one day
she's going to succeed.
1192
01:12:46,294 --> 01:12:49,095
Sorry, can you all stop
being so patronizing, please?
1193
01:12:51,732 --> 01:12:53,099
Dad, is there
anything to drink?
1194
01:12:53,101 --> 01:12:55,167
Of course, pudding.
What would you like?
1195
01:12:55,169 --> 01:12:57,269
Anything that comes
in a pint glass. Please.
1196
01:12:57,271 --> 01:12:58,971
Gin and tonic.
Sounds great.
1197
01:12:58,973 --> 01:13:00,840
Second thoughts,
hold the tonic.
1198
01:13:00,842 --> 01:13:02,945
I thought you were meant to
be doing a fun run tomorrow.
1199
01:13:03,811 --> 01:13:05,644
Now, if you'll excuse me,
1200
01:13:05,646 --> 01:13:07,882
I'm going to the kitchen to
celebrate my dad's birthday.
1201
01:13:09,616 --> 01:13:12,721
Honestly, you can't say anything to her.
She's so sensitive.
1202
01:13:14,121 --> 01:13:15,223
What?
1203
01:13:21,295 --> 01:13:23,130
Aw. Thank you.
1204
01:13:24,331 --> 01:13:25,601
Oh...
1205
01:14:21,322 --> 01:14:23,025
Sarah? Hello?
1206
01:14:24,359 --> 01:14:25,660
It's Ben.
1207
01:14:43,111 --> 01:14:44,711
Right, who's
for Daddy's pancakes?
1208
01:14:44,713 --> 01:14:46,211
Me, me, me.
Ooh, yes, please, Daddy.
1209
01:14:46,213 --> 01:14:47,582
Why did no one wake me?
1210
01:14:48,917 --> 01:14:50,819
I'm gonna be late for my run.
I've got sponsors and everything.
1211
01:14:51,218 --> 01:14:53,252
I'm a sponsor
and I don't mind.
1212
01:14:53,254 --> 01:14:55,121
You needed your
sleep, darling.
1213
01:14:55,123 --> 01:14:57,857
Oh. This
is important to me.
1214
01:14:57,859 --> 01:14:59,361
Are you sure that gin's
out of your system?
1215
01:15:00,093 --> 01:15:02,864
Could you say something helpful
for just once in your life?
1216
01:15:03,830 --> 01:15:05,032
What? What
have I done?
1217
01:15:15,176 --> 01:15:17,111
What? What?
1218
01:15:19,112 --> 01:15:21,016
Has someone died
in an accident?
1219
01:15:22,182 --> 01:15:26,253
Weird. Okay.
Come on. Oh, God.
1220
01:15:34,995 --> 01:15:35,998
Oh...
1221
01:15:36,463 --> 01:15:38,797
I am actually
gonna be exhausted
1222
01:15:38,799 --> 01:15:40,936
before this stupid
race even starts.
1223
01:15:43,905 --> 01:15:45,706
Ah... No!
1224
01:15:48,709 --> 01:15:50,011
You've missed it.
They left 20 minutes ago.
1225
01:15:52,146 --> 01:15:53,979
Honestly,
1226
01:15:53,981 --> 01:15:56,817
I can't get anything right.
I am utterly useless.
1227
01:16:00,887 --> 01:16:02,322
Well, why aren't
you running?
1228
01:16:02,324 --> 01:16:03,924
Pulled a hamstring.
1229
01:16:04,459 --> 01:16:06,792
Typical.
1230
01:16:06,794 --> 01:16:08,862
After all that crowing over me
and you're not even running.
1231
01:16:08,864 --> 01:16:10,095
No.
1232
01:16:10,097 --> 01:16:12,332
We need to get
these in the cars.
1233
01:16:12,334 --> 01:16:14,801
My sponsorship was gonna
make an old man very happy,
1234
01:16:14,803 --> 01:16:16,104
or at least a bit
less miserable.
1235
01:16:17,038 --> 01:16:18,839
Oh, honestly,
I could weep.
1236
01:16:22,142 --> 01:16:23,177
Miss Francis.
1237
01:16:23,910 --> 01:16:24,945
Sarah.
1238
01:16:27,781 --> 01:16:29,685
I could vouch
for you starting.
1239
01:16:30,418 --> 01:16:32,320
I am Mrs. Phillips' deputy.
1240
01:16:33,788 --> 01:16:35,857
Oh, thank you. Erm...
1241
01:16:36,891 --> 01:16:38,026
Peregrine.
1242
01:16:40,026 --> 01:16:41,228
Like the falcon?
1243
01:16:42,163 --> 01:16:43,231
Yes.
1244
01:16:45,900 --> 01:16:48,469
Thank you, er, Peregrine.
1245
01:16:51,838 --> 01:16:53,774
Back behind
the line, please.
1246
01:16:55,042 --> 01:16:57,510
As if that's gonna make a
difference over five kilometers.
1247
01:16:57,512 --> 01:16:59,781
Well, we might
as well do it properly.
1248
01:17:02,917 --> 01:17:03,919
Three,
1249
01:17:04,451 --> 01:17:07,289
two, one. Waah!
1250
01:17:08,889 --> 01:17:10,189
What was that?
1251
01:17:10,191 --> 01:17:11,493
Mrs. Phillips
had a klaxon.
1252
01:17:12,927 --> 01:17:14,029
Okay.
1253
01:17:15,463 --> 01:17:16,764
Let's do this thing.
1254
01:17:47,128 --> 01:17:48,130
Okay.
1255
01:17:57,405 --> 01:17:58,872
Come here, doggy.
1256
01:17:58,874 --> 01:17:59,939
Where are you going?
1257
01:17:59,941 --> 01:18:01,241
Are you okay?
1258
01:18:05,112 --> 01:18:06,880
Are you sure
you're okay?
1259
01:18:06,882 --> 01:18:08,547
Yeah. Yeah. I'm fine.
1260
01:19:11,212 --> 01:19:13,246
Could I just make a safety note?
1261
01:19:13,248 --> 01:19:15,280
Please do not lean
on the barriers.
1262
01:19:15,282 --> 01:19:16,683
We have had a number
of incidents today.
1263
01:19:16,685 --> 01:19:20,155
And we also do have
a lot...
1264
01:19:20,521 --> 01:19:22,387
Go on, Mikey. Go on.
1265
01:19:22,389 --> 01:19:24,489
And the
winner is Michael Azikiwe.
1266
01:19:25,593 --> 01:19:27,560
I am so proud
of you.
1267
01:19:27,562 --> 01:19:29,194
Well done.
You've actually done it.
1268
01:19:29,196 --> 01:19:30,297
Awesome.
1269
01:19:31,598 --> 01:19:33,599
Oh, well done,
Michael. Congratulations.
1270
01:19:33,601 --> 01:19:35,603
Oh, I didn't know
you were a runner.
1271
01:19:37,405 --> 01:19:39,104
Why didn't you tell me
you could run like that?
1272
01:19:39,106 --> 01:19:41,006
I don't know. Miss
Francis made me do it.
1273
01:19:41,008 --> 01:19:43,408
Well, you make sure
you thank Miss Francis.
1274
01:19:43,410 --> 01:19:44,645
You've got talent.
1275
01:19:56,156 --> 01:19:57,422
We have canceled
1276
01:19:57,424 --> 01:19:59,427
the sponge-a-teacher game
I'm afraid.
1277
01:20:00,294 --> 01:20:01,661
If people could be
a little more...
1278
01:20:01,663 --> 01:20:03,964
Vikki! Vikki!
1279
01:20:05,231 --> 01:20:06,967
Hey-hey-Hey!
1280
01:20:10,137 --> 01:20:11,470
You did it,
darling.
1281
01:20:11,472 --> 01:20:12,604
Well done.
1282
01:20:12,606 --> 01:20:14,774
Thanks, Dad.
1283
01:20:14,776 --> 01:20:17,010
I'm sorry I've been
so difficult recently.
1284
01:20:17,012 --> 01:20:18,380
Oh... Don't worry.
1285
01:20:19,146 --> 01:20:20,548
It's been hard
on all of us.
1286
01:20:21,382 --> 01:20:23,382
It'll be easier
now Mum's gone.
1287
01:20:23,384 --> 01:20:25,283
It's better for her.
1288
01:20:25,285 --> 01:20:27,922
And you and me,
we'll manage just fine.
1289
01:20:42,402 --> 01:20:43,603
Hi.
1290
01:20:43,605 --> 01:20:44,940
Oh, hi.
1291
01:20:45,740 --> 01:20:47,640
Little bit late,
aren't we?
1292
01:20:47,642 --> 01:20:50,777
No, just early
for next year.
1293
01:20:50,779 --> 01:20:53,145
I can run with you
for a bit if you like.
1294
01:20:53,147 --> 01:20:55,213
Eases the pain to have
someone to talk to.
1295
01:20:55,215 --> 01:20:57,185
Oh... I can't...
1296
01:20:58,552 --> 01:21:00,252
Miss Shaw!
1297
01:21:00,254 --> 01:21:01,621
Yes, Mrs. Phillips?
1298
01:21:01,623 --> 01:21:02,691
I've just... Oh.
1299
01:21:03,758 --> 01:21:05,224
I've, erm, I've just had
a message from Mr. Peters.
1300
01:21:05,226 --> 01:21:07,260
Miss Francis is running.
1301
01:21:07,262 --> 01:21:09,394
She was late,
but she did start.
1302
01:21:09,396 --> 01:21:10,364
Brilliant.
1303
01:21:11,298 --> 01:21:13,399
Can I borrow
your loudhailer?
1304
01:21:13,401 --> 01:21:14,369
I'm just gonna...
1305
01:21:15,503 --> 01:21:17,304
Just... I'm just gonna take...
1306
01:21:21,542 --> 01:21:23,708
Maureen.
Lovely baps.
1307
01:21:23,710 --> 01:21:25,110
Thank you.
1308
01:21:25,112 --> 01:21:27,212
I think you've
got it from here.
1309
01:21:27,214 --> 01:21:28,448
Friends?
1310
01:21:28,450 --> 01:21:29,451
Friends.
1311
01:21:34,554 --> 01:21:36,124
Listen up, everybody.
1312
01:21:37,592 --> 01:21:41,096
My friend Sarah started the race
20 minutes after everyone else.
1313
01:21:41,661 --> 01:21:46,565
She's raised sponsorship of £1,000 to
buy an old man a mobility scooter.
1314
01:21:46,567 --> 01:21:49,101
If anyone could just spare
a little bit of time
1315
01:21:49,103 --> 01:21:51,539
to cheer her home,
please stay.
1316
01:21:52,272 --> 01:21:53,273
Please.
1317
01:21:53,706 --> 01:21:56,044
Don't leave.
Please, come on.
1318
01:22:09,722 --> 01:22:10,957
Oh, ooh!
1319
01:22:14,829 --> 01:22:17,430
Oh, no. I don't think
she's coming.
1320
01:22:17,432 --> 01:22:18,600
She will.
Have some faith.
1321
01:22:21,835 --> 01:22:23,303
Oh, God.
1322
01:22:24,504 --> 01:22:25,507
If she had any sense,
1323
01:22:26,673 --> 01:22:27,307
she'd have stopped for a
cup of coffee and a cake.
1324
01:22:52,232 --> 01:22:55,167
Miss Francis! Miss Francis!
1325
01:22:55,169 --> 01:22:57,739
Miss Francis! Miss Francis!
1326
01:22:59,706 --> 01:23:03,242
Come on, Sarah.
You can do it. Come on.
1327
01:23:07,581 --> 01:23:11,085
Come on, Sarah, keep going.
Keep going. Go on.
1328
01:23:11,552 --> 01:23:13,822
Miss Francis! Miss Francis!
1329
01:23:23,329 --> 01:23:25,598
Oh. Come on, Sarah.
You can do it.
1330
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:27,468
Miss Francis! Miss Francis!
1331
01:23:45,352 --> 01:23:47,519
Miss, miss, no.
Come on, you can do it.
1332
01:23:57,498 --> 01:23:59,267
Patrick?
1333
01:24:04,972 --> 01:24:06,708
Miss Francis! Miss Francis!
1334
01:24:08,743 --> 01:24:10,477
Miss Francis! Miss Francis!
1335
01:24:11,212 --> 01:24:14,247
Miss Francis! Miss Francis!
1336
01:24:14,249 --> 01:24:17,283
Miss Francis! Miss Francis!
1337
01:24:17,285 --> 01:24:19,821
Miss Francis! Miss Francis!
1338
01:24:46,914 --> 01:24:48,816
Well done. Well done.
1339
01:24:50,817 --> 01:24:52,784
Bravo. Well done.
1340
01:24:52,786 --> 01:24:54,254
Yes!
1341
01:25:02,896 --> 01:25:03,965
Wha...
1342
01:25:06,532 --> 01:25:08,067
I'm not dead.
1343
01:25:08,069 --> 01:25:09,637
Aw. Patrick.
1344
01:25:10,704 --> 01:25:11,873
My Patrick.
1345
01:25:37,364 --> 01:25:39,631
You passed. You all
flipping passed.
1346
01:25:39,633 --> 01:25:41,466
And I got a five.
And I got a four, miss.
1347
01:25:41,468 --> 01:25:42,701
And I even I got a three.
1348
01:25:42,703 --> 01:25:45,104
Spike. Yeah, yeah, it's all right.
It's only a three.
1349
01:25:45,106 --> 01:25:48,073
I got an eight.
Thank you for everything.
1350
01:25:48,075 --> 01:25:49,377
Any time.
1351
01:25:59,453 --> 01:26:01,052
- There.
- Hi, Albert.
1352
01:26:01,054 --> 01:26:02,755
How's the new
mobility scooter?
1353
01:26:02,757 --> 01:26:05,024
Yeah, yeah, not bad, yeah.
Hello.
1354
01:26:05,026 --> 01:26:08,027
Yeah, it's a shame they didn't
have it in green. Yeah.
1355
01:26:09,097 --> 01:26:10,531
Here, listen,
1356
01:26:11,764 --> 01:26:13,998
er, when you finish your run,
if you fancy a cup of tea,
1357
01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:16,068
you know where we are.
Oh, I'd love to.
1358
01:26:16,070 --> 01:26:17,970
Bring some biscuits.
Will do.
1359
01:26:17,972 --> 01:26:20,008
And, er, bring him as well.
1360
01:26:22,110 --> 01:26:23,442
All right.
Ta-ta.
1361
01:26:23,444 --> 01:26:24,510
See you.
1362
01:26:24,512 --> 01:26:25,577
Come on, then.
1363
01:26:25,579 --> 01:26:27,848
Hey!
1364
01:26:36,789 --> 01:26:37,792
Hungry?
1365
01:26:38,491 --> 01:26:40,993
Who's Mummy's special boy?
1366
01:26:40,995 --> 01:26:42,063
Yeah. Come on.
1367
01:28:24,264 --> 01:28:25,665
Patrick to set.
1368
01:28:26,667 --> 01:28:28,069
Has anyone seen Patrick?
1369
01:30:24,687 --> 01:30:29,687
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1369
01:30:30,305 --> 01:30:36,249
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