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Ah, Where is he?
Sleep like baby, huh? Is that what you want?
Hey..wake up..Hey..
Here.. your passport and car key
Travel this time, Have fun for us too.
Yeah.
Don't grab air hostess's boobs even you're drunk.
Let's go Bastard
Let's go, bye, bye See you!
Aey's house let drink at Aey'house, drink at Aey' house
Hurry up!!
Just a second Go, go, go, go
Back-up, back-up
Bye, bye
Urgh..
Dear, I'm going now, bye, bye
Passport?, Don't forget it
It's here, not forget, bye
Money?
I keep money in different places, just like Dear told me too.
Don't worry
Gum?
What for?
chewing in the air plane for ear ache
I will buy it inside. Dear doesn't have to worry, I have Meow with me.
Just a second, We're missing one of our group
Why are you waiting here?
You will miss the flight.
Puek, What are you playing?
What did you write on my forehead?
Jerk, don't tissed me.
What are you laughing? Bastard Don't you ever laugh again.
Bull shit
Hey Meow, it's really serious.
You have to keep this from P'Jim. Yeah
He will think you travel with me to Korea, okay.
OK for what. My luggage was in Chin's car.
I only have one underwear. What do you want me to do?
Just seven or eight days only
Ugh..I will buy "E-tuudy" as a gift
Honey, why did you kick Sis chair?
Do you see Sis woke up? Honey..Be a nice girl
We finally reached Incheon International Airport in Seoul.
Local time is two hours faster than Bangkok
Outside temperature is zero celsius
This way..please, this way..please
Auntie, be careful
this way...please
lovely dresses
This way...please
Let have fun
watch your step, come down, walk this way, please
Aah..come closer, closer please
Ready, Say it loudly 1..2..3
Kimji!!
Kimchi!!
Bro, could you take a picture for us?
Oh, okey
Come, come
Ugh..ready ok 1..2
Post this way, look clumsy
Ok, this post
Are you crazy?
Are you ready?
Umm..Honey should bend your knee down a little
I want to see the roof in the background too
Yes, yes, down a little
No, no stop it..bro
Just this half
Just Half
Smile..please
1..2..3
Perfect
Thank a lot Thank a lot
Finally, I'm here at the Coffee Prince Cafe
This is the corner that Gong Yoo kissed the lover for first time
It's sooo romantic
Let me check it out
Any female employee disguise like star actress or not.
Yeah, my coffee's here
Finally, I'm getting it from the source!
Ugh, It's hot
Here in Korea, They believe that if a couple comes up to Seoul Tower
and turns the keys together on their locks and throws the keys over the bridge then no one can ever keep them apart
Are you ready?
Ready!
Throw them now!!
Yeah...
Won't they hit all those people down there?
Ugh...
We move to Teddy Bear museum down there.
Let go, this way please
This is the movie serie location
This way please
Honey, I lock our keys together.
We can be together forever
Are you guys tired today?
No, not tired
We have to wake up little early.
Because we will travel to countryside.
Wake up 6, Breakfast 7, and tour 8
Easy code to remember
6..7..8
What....
6...7...8
One more time
6...7...8
Excellent! Give yourself a loud applause
Shit...water...shit
Hey...stop, stop
What is this?
chicken or pig
No..no.this..chicken or pig
or beef, what?, what?
Shi..Yes,everything yes, yes
What kind of meat?
Shit...Shit
No more, no more, no..no..no
You
You, Are you ok?
You
Hey..shit
You...you
What time, what time, what time
Almost eight o'clock!
Eight..damn it, the tour almost leaving.
Ugh..Hey this is my coat
You are Thai, How come didn't tell me first?
gotta go!
Ugh..Do you know the hotel..Grand Ambassador?
Ugh..I passed the hotel yesterday
How can I go there?
Not that far, from here turn right
you will see fish candy store on the left, then you turn to the right
walk straight to under ground pass, exit on the third, third ok
Don't get out the wrong exit, then I can't help you
once you come up then it's very easy
you will find the sock stand with the faces of celebrity and they're on sale too.
and then cross the street and go straight and turn left
then one more right turn and you will find it.
WOW, are you born here or have Korean husband?
Who can remember that?
Ugh..here
Fish candy store, third exit, Sock on sale, not that hard!
Candy on sale, third exit, fish sock
Fish candy, third exit, sock..
Hey..enough, I can't remember. Could you take me there?
Can you hurry up? Are you food columnist? Keep stop and taste the foods.
Not thoughful, I'm in hurry.
Why in such hurry?! Here we are!
Okey..Are we all here?
Yeah..
Anyone's missing!
No..
We're all here then we...
Ready to go
Yeah....
Hey..you
Where is this place like dark castle?
Here...Grand Ambass...Hotel
Ugh...
Sorry, your tour leaving two hours ago.
She said your tour left about two hours ago.
Hey, How could they left?
why they go? I'm here!
Can you call the guide?
Call now!
knock..knock, time to wake up
Now, We're entering Seoraksan National Park
Could you wait a minute?
Hello
Can they turn back and pick me?
What.. Why
Ugh,She said your tour is already reach the next town.
They can come back to pick you in two days.
Hey..What is it? Baster tour!
I will sue them, when I come back home. Refund all the money and close the business.
Shit..
I'm so sorry for that.
Please.. excuse me.
Wait..
You, come back, You
Hey...you
You can sightseeing Seoul, I gotta go
Just two days, I'm leaving, bye
Why are you follow me?
Please let me tag along(I want to go with you)
Uh..It's your fault!
If you didn't take me to the wrong hotel, I will go with my tour now.
You, the one who ask me help!
If you don't know how come you said you know.
You don't want to take any respondsibility.
Do you need money?
Are you a mobster?
What is this?
Hey..what ah...hey you...
Hey..
What is this? Miss
You miss understand, Wait..Miss, Miss
What is this?
Miss
Hey..don't go away..wait
Miss
Miss, miss, wait
I'm not a mobster, please help me!
No what I didn't talk to you
Miss, miss, We are thai.
What is dudgar mean?
What dud..gar, don't know
Where are you taking me?
Sorry, I'm so sorry
Miss..How come you apologize to them?
I didn't steal, catch wrong person.
I really want to ask you.
Are you weird?
Why do you have to follow me?
Uh...
I don't want to eat dog again.
I can't speak english
don't know where to go even don't know to order food.
I ate dog meat last night.
This is my first time abroad.
Can I tag along?
I really don't know anyone. You talk too much.
First, I want my money back.
Oh..one thousand won
It's only thirty Baht.
What program do you have today?
I'm not your guide. I let you tag along only today.
I'll take you back to the hotel in evening. Do you understand?
Do you think I look alike Michael Jackson?
Are you touring alone?
Ah...
Oh..brave..
What brave?
I'm tour alone too.
Tour by myself
So..nothing surprise
You tour alone too. Urgh..
Ok, not surprise What is it?
Oh, ok ok
Do you have a name?
Why do you ask?
You like me!
Hey.. which one?
No..I don't drink a soda
My honey said he received the forward email.
If you drop the coin into the soda.
onle few minute, the coin disappear.
Hey..it' true.
Ugh..
Why?
Someone pick the coin.
Nami Island
Hey..you
This island call Hanami island, right.
Nami
Oh, not Haa....Nami
Is it really funny?
Ugh, The true, This Island is cool.
better than the tour will take me.
Only follow the movie serie trail, so boring!
Hey
Whose statue? The island belong to the couple.
I said, they follow the movie serie trail, right
Urgh..If this country didn't the movie series. What kind of sightseeing do they have?
Ah..
It was her.
What are you doing?
Nobody care, if you want to go back to the hotel.
Oh.. sorry, sorry
Who is this guy?
Bae Yong Jun
Bae Yong Jun
Aah..look handsome
But only one thing....
play like the rock
KOk..kok, like the rock
Hey, I really mean..
I don't understand Korean series.
Watch the serie and cry like someone death.
It's been switch since the baby.
Meet only a few day, love like eternity
Or star actress disguise to be a man, and no one can tell
then meet the star actor, all the same plot
That is Tud Dao Busaya It's the same
How can you watch those Korean soap?
I think it's super ficial.
Which part is super ficial! Don't you know the meaning of romantic?
Ugh...Girl always act like that
Can not seperate which is romantic, which is super ficial.
If actor and actress look like that lover
Do you think it still romantic?
Nothing to do with the look. You look people from the dresses.
Korean lover dress like twin, it's so cute.
They afraid no one know they have sex.
Think like bastard is not smart.
Get out, clumpsy
Wow, loud voice
Oh...Hello, I'm Bae Yong Jun
The most romantic star actor
kiss..kiss everyone
Oh..Honey don't fussy. it's only a job.
Ah...
Sis, sis Do you want to take picture with P'Bae?
Sure, sure.. Let me touch up first.
Check for neaty, nose hair came out
It taste good, Let take a picture.
1..2..3..big eye
1..2..3..jui..jui
All fan club don't forget, kiss..kiss everyone
honey, I told you don't get fuss, fussy again
Oh..Ho Bae begin to love bae's.
I'm hot...Urgh..aah..
I start to fall in love with P'Bae
Let me bite your ear
Ouch...
Missed step
Two tickets..please
Hey...you
It's only one ticket left
You can go back first, I will tell you how
You want to abandon me
No way, I will wait here.
Umm..sneak out
Hello, Dear How are you? What are you doing?
I'm going to watch the show with Miaao
I told you about the show before. Do you remember?
So crowded
I'm lucky only one ticket left
Aao..How about Miaao. You said you're watching the show with Miaao.
Meow reserved the ticket via internet
How come did not reserve two tickets?
I don't know.
Hello Dear, the show is about to start Could you wait...
Meow, don't rush, just a minute
Hello, Dear, I have to hang up now.
Hey Meow, wait for me
So I am Meow
Don't ask too many question?
Ah..you keep it, I won't bring it
Hello Gaawy, Can I talk to you?
You..you missed the show
The show is fantastic
Start from the actor wear eye glasses like geek. He's so cute
Then he take off eye glasses. He acts like electric shock.
Jee....like this
Then transform into playboy and chase the women
Electric shock is very funny Jee....k jee....k
What style is it? It's not funny.
It funny, Here is Electric shock
Umm..It's really funny
Give me camera back Hey...tell me more
Nop, no more
What?
At the end, he will climb the wall
climb up then triple somersault Woow...wooow
The guy just flip down, it's nothing
You talked like you can do it. Why? I can do it.
You have to argue every subject
If you want to do, you can do it. No one know you
Just Korean sit in the restaurant You, you sit in front of me.
What did I know, not even your name?
Hey! you waste money on ticket to be here
When we're abroad
We can do and say anything and no one will understand a thing
If you don't believe me then, watch this.
Sir, could you come over?
Hello, Uncle, yes uncle
Come here, quick
Coming with smile
Your food sucks!
Taste awful..you know it, right.
Uh..even dog have to throw up
Then you give me fried dog's vomit to eat.
You should do something more useful than this
Like, shoe shine or anything.
Don't cook food anymore. You can go now.
Yes
What kind of person are you?
And....what kind of person are you?
Lie to boyfriend then tour abroad alone.
It's my business
Ugh..you're right, It's your business
The true is...you're visiting the another lover or Gig
Or sleep with someone. Right, it's not my business
Adultery, I came to my friend wedding.
If he caught you, short person easy to get angry
How do you know my boyfriens is short?
Little
Little..little...umm..
see from picture, look like sitdown
You peep my photo
Do you know manner?
That why! no one want you.
sorry, I have a girlfriend too. So, where is she?
Broke up
Is it hurt?
What..hurt?
I'm not like your short boyfriend.
When he call. hello honey!
Honey do not drink soda, it's very very dangerous.
Lately, Honey drop ironing in there, it disappear
That is why my clothes are wrinkled for days
So what, He cares about me
OK, care...care
Hey, what kind of animal?
Free, That is not the point, what free? Uncle, you take it back. I don't want to eat.
No eat, Good, no eat
It's still alive. Uncle take it back, uncle...uncle
Hey,you're here in Korean, you should eat it.
If you can eat it, I will have one drink.
What..one drink If I eat these tentacles,
at least you should drink one bottle
sure!
But you have to eat alive one inside the show glass, like that
Are you afraid?
Chicken!
Toot...toot Hey Who's calling?
Toot
Uncle, that, give me one
Look like pirate of Caribbean
stick to the lip, the taste stick to the lip
I have to agree it
Ouch! shit...hurt
Ouch.....hurt
Now it's your turn
Drink!
Shit..
Do you need to use the bathroom? Wait a sec. I need to take a piss.
Hey, what is this?
You..hey
Bad, Evil, Maniac!
Hey..what..hey Bastard!
Wait wait..I did not do anything
How come I dress like this?
I don't know, last night you complain you're hot hot
Then you undress piece by piece
Hey, not true, bastard, bast... I'm joking
How can I know what happen to you?
You want to take a shower but fall sleep.
Here, here the shower cap is still on your head.
Umm..last night it's really fun.
Pussy cat....pussy cat...pussy cat
Hey...stop, stop
Hey, action... more action
Human ear or elephant ear, It's huge
Bull....
Shit..if P'Jim know, I'll be dead.
Oh..P'Jim, 170 missed call You call back now, may be someone dead
If anyone will die, it will be me.
Hey, Is your boyfriend weird?
Hey..shit
Hello, Honey how are you?
How come did not pick the phone?
Turn off the sound so I didn't hear the phone.
Are you drinking?
No, I didn't drink
Are you sure?
Miaao give it to me
I drink a little bit for manner
Meow!
Meow send you telepathy to invite you from Thailand
I saw her yesterday at Central shopping center
What location?
You don't need to change the subject.
You think I'm so stupid.
Why do you have to lie?
Not like that
I want to come Mina's wedding.
But everyone is busy.
So..you have to lie.
I'm sorry.
That party...it's very important!
If you're not going, they still get married.
Did you see?
If I tell you the true, you will not let me come.
So, It's still my fault, right.
Let look for the flight.
the earliest flight, any flight
Honey calm down!
You.. Let me explain...
I told you to fly back but you don't want too. What does it mean?
Or stay with someone?
Honey, don't gone too far
Honey, could you calm down? Let me...
I told you to fly back.
If you're not back, let break up
Break up, Break up!
Because of this!
What wrong?
you can't find the word, you can lie.
Boring..have to take care idiot woman like you
Stupid!
you can give me trouble everyday
You are the worst woman that I know
Ugh..I'm boring too
Do you know why I have to lie?
Cause I live with meniac like you.
Break up...Fine, Let see...
I will drink pepsi, watch the serie till red eye, wear bikini and walk around Korean.
I will flirt.
Bull shit Hey..
Meniac..I'm not your slave.
Good.. let it all out
You see I will wear high heal everyday.
I will wear it too...wooow
I don't know they will have my size.
Drink..bottom up, drink...bottom up
Hey...
Hey, wait, wait, tired
It's beautiful
Yeah..it's beautiful
Hey..lay down on the street!
Do you think the stars in here and Bangkok look the same?
Uum..not sure, not look alike
Why? Do you miss Bangkok?
If you catch your girlfriend, you will break up.
Which answer do you want to hear?
Uh..it hard to guess women's mind.
If I give you the wrong answer then you scream. It's my fault.
It's not difficult to guess.
Have you listen Pan Tanaporn's music?
Pan Tanaporn?
Umm..I think this song is very romantic
The woman didn't like soccer but still watch the soccer with you.
She didn't know about make-up but she will wear make-up for you.
Excuse me...
What wrong? Want to throw up!
Hey..you kick to hard
When you come back home, you talk to him. He will understand.
Have you ever seen real snow?
How can I see? The farest trip is the Poipet Casino in Cambodia.
If you see the snow first time. what do you want to do?
Eat it
Hey..I don't want to eat.
write my name with pee, is it great? How about you?
I want to undress in the snow.
Want to know, how cold is it?
Oh...awesome
I told P'Jim too.
But he said...
I'm crazy.
Hey..your tour is here
Aah..yes
Hey, We don't know each other name yet.
That right!
What is your name?
I won't tell you so you can't bad mounth about me at home.
like any crazy things I did.
That is what you want?
OK..I'm going now.
I'm glad to know you
Hey...not that
I'm glad I don't know you.
I'm glad I don't know you too.
Please applaud and welcome our friend back.
How are you? We're back in Seoul, the weather is warmer..right.
It's not like the ski resort
It's very cold.
Very very cold, right? You guys are really lucky.
This year in April still has the snow left for us.
Let see, who is the first time to see snow?
Show your hand.
How about you, auntie?
Miss..
Ugh..you forget something.
No
It's still has the snow.
We've never seen the snow before.
Would you like to come?
Let go...
you can tell me now.
Guess it
OK..ok
I think your name is...
May
Why? Malai (mean: liquor)
drunk and did hip hop bridge
That all you can think
Oh, you..bad
So you must be name John
Why? My face look like White guy
Jon-Jad (hobo)
Sleep on the side walk like the dog
Woo..dog, good creative
We don't need to know each others' names.
How come?
You said we're abroad, we can do anything.
No one know us
Then what?
If we know each other. We would have to care about each others' feeling. and we can't say what's really on our minds. Suppose you are my friend..
I can't bitch you like before.
Umm..Oh..It means I can say anything and you won't angry me.
Umm... Moustache lip, Donkey ears, flat chest
chubby, stubby legs, big butt, dirty elbow, ashy knees, monkey face!
I'm not mad.
dog's brain, buffalo intelligent Dad will die, mother-in-law death
Are you mad yet?
No, I'm not mad.
Aah...It's very funny.
Shi....t
Are you sure about this?
No...oh...no
Two rooms
.....two
Enough, enough.. Let me talk
Two
Two
One room is fine.
Aah..The bed is wide enough
Yeah...but it's too short.
Let me sleep on the floor.
Hey..are you sure?
I don't want to take advantage on you.
Please take advantage, I'm sleep now
Damn..Motel has only one room left.
Is it valentine day or what? Why are they to sleep here?
You..can I ask something?
Umm...
How many girlfriend do you have?
Why did you ask?
Just want to know.
Three
How about you? P'Jim is your first boyfriend.
My first boyfriend has nothing like P'Jim.
What does it mean?
A woman Hey...
My mom doesn't even know about this.
At the time, I study in all girl school. I cut the hair short.
then I have a younger follow me.
Aah..so I experience it.
What kind of experience you did?
Bull..just try
Ooh..everything!
Every position! just be a girlfriend
When I'm in third grade.
I saw her at academy center, She's really foxy.
She wore a tight shirt to school everyday.
When she get in the bus and hang on overhead rail.
Armpit hair fall out and this long.
The wind blow, it float up and down.
Aah..I could not take it. So I break-up
That is a weird break-up.
But it better than break up by phone.
And I'm abroad, can not find anyone to let it out.
In thailand, I still have P'oay,P'Chod to talk.
Who is it?
P'Oay, P'Chod, Club Friday
Hey..I've never heard of it.
Fan club call to ask about love problem.
Aay..how can DJ help you?
just give an answer without meaning.
At the end or air time, get money and go home.
We can't tell the person we knew.
What story you tell them?
Don't tease me, ok!
Umm...
That time period, P'Jim crazy about Cheewajit
He forced me to detox,
and detoxication....
It has to....
insert into the rectum
I don't understand.
Why he eager to detox me that method?
Have you been insert...?
What do you think?
So I call him. I think may be he crazy?
No more. Tell your story.
What?
How did you break up?
Nothing special, just ordinary
Hey.. don't do that! I told you many stories.
Are you really want know?
I..I made her pregnant.
But I'm not ready.
So I did...
told her get an abortion.
but she refused.
so I
I pushed and she fell downstair.
Just miscarriage only.
But it's gone wrong..
Mother and baby died
Shock!
Are you stunned?
Hey...I'm just teasing you.
Don't be serious.
This is serious, how can you joke it?
I have the abortion two times.
It's the saddest story in my life.
Until now..
I still have a nightmare.
Stunned
Turn right at the second intersection. Ok..ok I almost there.
Okay
Mina
Is it ok to bring my friend to your wedding?
Hey..Is it good idea? She didn't invite me.
Hey..it's ok. I invite
Hello..ah..Mina
May be this sound crazy but..
Can you do something for me?
How are you? Are you exciting?
Of course.
This is...May
May
This is Daang, Daang
Yes, I'm Daang.
You, Mina Oh..yes
Nice to meet you
It's nice to meet you too.
It's nice to meet you
It's nice to meet you
I will explain later, ok
two hands
Korean tradition two hands
Oh..two hands, ok, ok
I don't get it
Just met him, travel with him
and don't tell each other names.
Ugh...its...
its...
How to explain!
It just...
stupid games..
games..
You like him.
No, I can never like him. He's...
He's not my type.
So you are just using him for...
Sex
Sex
No, I...I'm not like that.
Try it.
It calls Jjajangmyeon
Jja jang myeon
OK
Good good
You have to tell her, she's cooking.
Hey..just help pick this pick that, that all.
Oh..I think that what it is?
It... everything taste good.
It likes Dae Jang-geum cooks.
you know Dae Jang-geum Oh, yeah, yeah
I know Dae Jang-geum, Rain, NidKun
Ah
Heart beat
Tony Jaa
Chang koo Yuu Nai (where is my elephant?)
Chang koo Yuu Nai Chang koo Yuu Nai
(????????????????????????)
Do you like Jjajangmyeon?
Umm..yeah
Tell your wife to cook
Tell your wife to cook
No No
Not wife, friend Not wife, friend
Stop, put your hand down, no, no no, no
no, no
Where is Mina?
Already sleep, she afraid not look pretty tomorrow.
How long have you known each other?
We just met last New Year's day.
Wow..it looks you know her quite well?
We met at fish foot spa in chiang Mai.
Mina sit next to me.
She was making some strange sounds
Everyone is watching her
What sounds did she make?
It sound....
Like this!
Yeah Umm..
She made that kind of loud sound. Tell Mina, she doesn't have to marry
Just buy the spa fishes, it's same thing.
Have you read the book "make love and the fishes"?
It's really has it.
But Mina is a loveable lady and good talker.
since then we've been chatted via email.
It's quite easy for you to get close to a stranger..huh
Ah..you've never done before.
Some people...meet once
Feel like know them for a long time.
Can tell all the story
Umm
Uhh..do you know?
I was in Chaing Mai on New Year too.
What spot? Nimman
Nimman, you went with friend
No
Who did you go with?
Go with Koy
(?????????????????????????????)
Ex girlfriend!
Hey..if you don't want, you don't have to talk about it.
I go to bed first.
Umm
Can I use your cell phone?
Hello
Umm
She did not pick up.
She pick up but she did not talk.
Hey..Do you want to talk to P'Oay, P'Chod?
They might be able to help you.
Haa..
Hey, it works. Let me call for you
Hello P'Oay, P'chod, Could you wait a minute?
Hey..what?
Hurry up.. It's a lone distance call. It expensive.
Ugh...hello
Hello, who am I talking to?
Are you Daang?
Anything to talk to us today.
What is it?
The home listeners are waiting.
Hello, hello, Are you still there? Hello, hello
Lower your radio volumn down and listen thru your phone
Hello, are you there?
Urgh..I've known my girlfriend for 8 years and she broke up with me.
So P'Oiy P'Chod can help me?
May be we can help if you stop doing silly thing.
Did she tell you the reason?
Umm..she wants to get marry but I don't want it.
Oh..why not? Why you don't want to marry her?
You're not love her anymore.
It had nothing to do. Too many married couple divorced and broke up.
I didn't want to marry not mean I didn't love her.
Who give her the right to broke up with me?
First thing, Daang should not scold us.
Cause we're frightened.
Are you P'Oay or P'chod?
Where is the problem?
Am I good enough to get marry?
How can I taking her?
I can't even completely clean my butt.
Yee...
It's slang
Aa..Daang
You are the person who choose not to marry her.
why do you still call her?
It's nothing, just call!
Just call!!
We are not the third grader.
No answer..no answer
Let home audience send SMS for the answer.
Press 1 "call his girlfriend"
Press 2 "condemn his girlfriend"
Ou..h stop playing
It didn't help anything
Because you're not talk straight. P'Oay P'chod can not help you.
Cause you can not give what she wants.
She broke up with you. Is it a right thing?
Why are you still not give up?
Let she go, stop call her.
I can not stop calling her.
I didn't tell her, I want to marry her now.
Hey..Is it true?
Where are P'Oay P'chod?
Hi, Daang wants to ask her to marry you.
Have you clean your butt yet?
I don't know, I will try.
You are romantic too
What can I get from romantic?
She's not say even one word.
She didn't talk why you're not write to her?
If she see, she will be happy.
(I want to marry you)
Hey..buy this for Mina's wedding gift?
Buy Korean gift for Korean people.
I have no idea what to buy, it's very difficult.
Ooo..Your ex follow to haunt you here.
I will change the picture, when I get back home
So.. we're leaving
Who are they?
Friends
Mina looks very happy.
Just likes my ex
She's married
Six
Seven
Hey..what is it?
More more more...
More
Get out first More
Sorry, get out first
Hey..what? just want him to do more.
Can't you do it?
Hey..what?
Calm down!
It might not be true.
Can you call her one more time? Can you leave me alone?
Did you see what you've done?
Write postcard to propose marry.
When she accepted to marry someone else.
How romantic?
Are you sure...?
What you're doing?
It doesn't like it's just a game to me.
Yeah, I know..
(?????????????????????????????)
Shit
Hey
All money're gone?
Take my money
Don't be silent?
If you scold me, I will feel better.
Is not your fault?
She will marry anyway.
I'm just stupid.
She broke up for a long time. I think I still have a chance.
Do you know?
This tour, We bought before broke up.
I join the tour. Because I think she will come.
We're already broke up who will come.
I'm so stupid.
Hey..you
When your heart broken, we always do the silly things.
Like me, scream from the bridge.
The slot machine cheat all the money.
I did not win at all.
Grandma couldn't be over happy.
Played since teenager, probably just win.
Hey..enough no more play, it's boring.
Hey..wait
That 10,000 bill is my money.
Should we try to win it back?
The slot machine is for senior citizen.
The real game is over there. let go!
You think this round is black or red.
If I know, I will be rich.
I'm sure it's black.
Bet on black
Black.. Black..
Never mind, bet again, What color is in this round?
Red
You sure sure
Eee...red
Red, red
Red, red
Hey...
Damn
I told you to quit at first time
You see..
all chip's gone.
No one always loose, sometime will win.
Balck or Red
No more!
Come on..
One last time
Black or Red
Red
Red...
Red
Are you crazy?
Hey, Do this way to get all money back?
You believe me, it will be a bad luck.
You're not bad bad luck.
No more bet.
That right..You are a bad luck
Go, no more money,let go to sleep
What is it?
I won.
Where did you get the chip?
He bet against me and keep winning. So he gave me the chip.
Oh, how much did you win? Yeah
Right there
You bet on Zero Yeah
Thirty six time
Thirty six time
three millions six hundred thousand three millions six hundred thousand
three millions six hundred thousand
three millions six hundred thousand
Toast
What is it?
Hey..still has chip left.
Go, I will exchange for you.
You keep it as souvenir
It's just a small change.
Because I'm rich now.
These money buy diamond ring.
These money buy the house
These money buy Nami Island
Buy everything
It's only one hundred thousand Baht or so. How can you buy everything?
Let me have a day dream.
I want to spend money like don't care.
like millionair for a long time
I want to know how I feel it?
Yeah
I want to feel too.
You want...
You want.. You want...
You want.. You want...
I'm rich, yeah
I can feel so romantic even I don't know what it means.
Just so so
It's ok
What?
You know I used to play in the movie too.
Really?
Supporting role, stand by the star actor.
Which movie? Is it popular?
Have I seen it before?
Do you remember my face?
No, not really
So you're never see the show
Or seen it but didn't remember.
Give me some clue.
You play the supporting role. How can I remember you?
Sh..oo, I'm just a supporting cast not star actress.
Do you want to be the star actress?
Hey..
(???????????????) ???
What?
Almost there.
OK, we're here.
We're here.
Bae Yong Jun! Bae Yong Jun!
Waiter, waiter at the hotel.
He looks like Bae Yong Jun.
Bastard!
I thought he was real.
Oh..if he was real, who can afford to hire him?
Do they look alike?
Special menu for the new heroine.
Look..
Hoo...
Bae Yong Jun comes back now.
Haa ha..Hoo hoo..Haa ha
Aa..you, Have we met each other?
Yeah..at Hanami Island
Urgh..yeah yeah, that's right!
Oh..it's that you, an unknown supporting actress from Thailand.
You follow me to Korea. Ooh..popular
Becomes the heroine now.
Did you use your boop to be popular?
No, I didn't use boop. I don't have the big boop.
I should go back to be the supporting cast.
Unbelieveable? We meet each others.
I don't really want to meet you.
Umm..don't want to meet me. Few minutes ago, got excited and wet yourself.
Hee..hee..hoo..hoo
Oi..play this script..
Laugh and laugh, unstoppable laugh Are you speechless?
I just a supporting cast. How can I have a talking script.
Oh...are you moody?
Even you are the supporting cast.
But you are very lovely supporting cast.
CHUN-KID-WAH-RUK MUN-KEU-KWARM-POOK-PUN
KID-WAH-RUK-TAE TAUNG-DERN-PAAN-WUN-LAE-WAY-LAH
YING-NERN-NAAN-NAAN-PAI-TOW-RAI KWARM-RUK-YING-MEE-KAH
TEE-CHUN-ROO TEE-KOEY-FUN RUK-TEE-CHUN-KOEY-KOW-JAI
MAI-KID-MAI-FUN MUR-TUR-PAAN-KOW-MAH
MAUNG-WAH-SAI-TAH-CHUN-ANG MAUNG-MAI-HEN-KRAI-KRAI
(????????????????????????????)
YOOT-TEE-TUR-KAE-PIANG-SOP-TAH LAE-WI-NAH-TEE-NUN
LOK-TUNG-LOK YOOT-KLERN-WAI TAUNG-FAR-GLUB-SOT-SAI
LOM-HAI-JAI MEUANG-YOOT-PAI NAI-HUANG-NAH-TEE-NEE
TUNG-HUA-JAI LOY-LOOT-PAI TUN-TEE-TEE-SOP-TAH
TUR-YOOT-YOUNG-WUN-WAY-LAH KAE-ROW-DAI-POB-GUN-NAI-WUN-NEE
KAE-POB-JUR-GUB-TUR
Hey, do not peep, ok
Who want to peep on you?
Cold..cold..woo..cold..
Freaking cold!
How cold?
Freezing... cold
How is it? Satisfied?
Very cold
Ooh...
What is it?
You want to try to eat snow, right?
You
Delicious?
Salty
Cold
Hey..you
I call to change the flight to fly with you.
Oh..ah..ah..good, good
Embarrassed
We agreed that we can say anything we want to say right?
Umm...
Do you like me?
I like you.
like to..
Lover?
Umm...
(???????????????????????)
I'm not sure.
Thank you to talk straight
Uh..
I feel very close to you.
But...
I..
Mina invite me to extend stay with her.
I think to change plan to meet Mina, first.
Ah? What's about me?
You can go back to Seoul first.
I want to stay few more days.
What is wrong with you?
Nothing
How come woman always say that?
No, nothing wrong, never mind
When clearly there is something wrong
Why do we have to separate? It's unnecessary.
Anyway, at the end we have to split.
What is the difference if we split now?
I'm sorry.
Sorry for what?
What make you angry?
Why can't we travel together like before?
The same as before?
You want to go back and play "don't tell your name" again. ??
Then say bye-bye at the airport, Like nothing had happened!
Why are you being sarcastic?
What do you want me to do?
We just know each other a few day ago.
That's right
Why do you have to care? We don't even know each others.
Can you continue driving?
I won't go, we need to talk
Then I'll go.
If you're really want to split, I will go.
You
You
You, where are you going? you
you
(?????????????????????????????)
(???????????????) ???! (??????????????????)
you
You
you
you
You
(?????????????????????????????) (??????????????????)
You
you
You
You you Yes, sir
You see the girl that come with me?
Sir, I'm sorry. I don't understand.
Girl that comes with me, you see
Coem with me
Girl comes with me
I'm here for a while.
Are you crazy?
How can you abandon me?
I can't drive a car. If no one pass by, what can I do?
I'm sorry.
I'm a bastard
I'm stupid.
I'm idiot.
I told you I'm not sure..
I'm really don't know. what is this feeling mean?
All I know..
When I stay with you, I'm so happy.
Then you said you want to split..
Or when you disappear.. I feel so badly.
Is this call love?
How can you love me? We don't even know each others.
You don't even know my name.
You are right.
I don't know you.
But I know someone.
She can drink one liter of pepsi.
Every time she rides a motorcycle
She will fall asleep.
When she gets drunk
She will dance and do rumba bridge.
Then I know if I stay with her
I will have bad luck all my life.
will never win gambling again.
But you knoe what?
I still want to stay with her everyday.
That person is you?
Look at you?
Crying so bad like somebody died back home.
Weren't you crying?
Can I hug you again?
I didn't say no
Ah..
What?
I don't know. Oh
just eat, that all money we have
Aah
Which meal do you like most?
Umm...
The meal I like...
Jjajangmyeon, at Mina's house
Back home, can you cook Jjajangmyeon for me?
I don't know can you eat?
Which meal do you like it?
I like this meal
Hey..look, I hold your hand.
Ah..it's true.
Oh.. very heavy.
Go
Hey.
Let take a picture. We did not have picutre as couple.
Ok
Let's ask her.
Uh..
Excuse me. Can you take photo for us?
Yes
Thanks you
Hurry
Koi
How come you are here?
Cause..
Address on your postcard
Oh..This is..
Thai lady that travel together.
Oh..
I'm May
Hello Hello
I'm sorry I don't know you're Thai.
It's ok
Aah..You want to take the picture. Let me take picture for you.
Over there, is it ok?
OK The beautiful house.
You don't want to take pitcture with her.
Uh
take picture with him, I will look short.
Ready, one..two..three
Thank you
My face looks round.
I'm leaving now.
Are you leaving?
Umm
Nice to meet you, Koi
Bye
Forgot
How are you?
Uh..
I'm fine
Why did you send this?
You said you will not marry me.
I want....
More time to think
Your friend said you got married?
I can marry only one man. Is that right?
I must marry the man that I loved.
gag
Hey you
Can I talk to you?
Talk about what? did I forget to pay the bill?
Where is Koi sitting?
Uh..
I'm sorry
I didn't think it will... Hey
don't have to explain.
I understand
If we meet again, can you say hello?
You mean..
We will not meet each others.
Why do we need to meet again?
We're two heartbroken people meet other at abroad.
Cold and lonely
Perhaps these feelings between us just a temporary illusion
How can you know it's true?
You the one who told me
The love story in the movie, it's never happened.
I'm going
Wait
At least, let me know your name?
It's enough
Should you feel sorry for me?
Well, that was fast
goog ging
Did you lost the key?
No, I found it
What is that?
What is your name?
Cherry
Cherry
Yes
Cherry
We have these style for P'Cherry to choose from.
You can choose any style, you like.
)
Let go
The show was very funny
Don't say that When I called you acted silly.
Hey..the guy with glasses is cute ah! See! I told you.
I like it.
Meow, what day today? Friday, What about it?
Today do you has anything to tell friday's fan club?
You're really a serious fan?
Ah
Hello, hello are you still there?
hello
I...
There is someone who told me..
When I have the problem, I can call here?
She said P'Oiy P'chod can help me. Well, it's not right that
We're the listener.
Umm, but that time I told her it's nonsense.
How DJ can help you?
He's not afraid to say.
Why did he call?
So what make Dang call here?
Um.. What kind of person name Daang?
What is it?
Why did you stop the car?
I don't know why did I call?
You probably can not help me.
In that case,let open the line for other listeners.
Uhh.. wait, wait, wait please wait
Umm..
When you listen my story, please don't throw up.
Last year I tour Korea.
I met a lady
We traveled a few days together.
I don't even know her name.
But I can feel, I fall in love with her.
Wow..just like romantic movie.
Go out of the country, meet only few days
But she told me
May be we just have an illusion.
Did Dang think it's an illusion?
I don't know
If I think it's illusion, I have a very long illusion.
It's been over a year. I still think about her.
I still want to meet her everyday.
You think I should stop dreaming.
Why don't you meet and tell her?
It's very hard.
I don't know anything about her.
I know only she used to play as supporting cast in the movie.
And thai movies had thousand of thousand movies.
You think I can find her.
Things she used to tell me, it's true.
Love story only exist in the movie.
you think so?
Dang, Would you like to leave your real name here?
May be we can help you.
Ah..that what you want.
My name is...
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