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It's gonna be a 120 minutes long fight.

Austnes to Diarra... and Halvorsen saves it!

The ref looks at his watch... and it's over! This quarterfinal will be decided by penalty shoot-out.

VÅLERENGA - VARG NORWEGIAN CUP QUARTERFINALS

You go first. - Yes, ma'am.

You up for it?

Good.

You go third. - Ok.

I can go. - No, Adrian. Not today.

No. 4? - Got it.

You go last. - Alright.

Alright, boys! All ready?

THREE WEEKS EARLIER

Mons, thanks for coming. - If it's about that shower stuff, don't listen to Otto.

He's the one with hygiene problems. - It's not about that.

I wanted to talk to you about Mario. He's trying to blend in.

Maybe you could help him, take him to some social event.

Of course. - Good.

Why are you asking me? - I thought you might get along together.

You know I'm from Mysen, right? - Yes.

I celebrate Christmas. You even got me a present once.

You're just the most social in the team... - On Constitution Day I was very sociable...

We had cake and gained some pounds. - I'm not asking you because of where you're from...

Where am I from? - Mons, can't you just...

Cancel my Pepsi debt and I'll entertain your African.

You could entertain him by showing him the only goal you scored in the past 5 seasons.

He knows that I use a lot of money on perfumes and creams.

Hey, ladies!

He thinks I have a hygiene problem because I like to smell good...

...but he doesn't understand that he has a hygiene problem because he doesn't care about this...

Mons, can you lend me some cash? - Cash? How much?

950. - I don't have that on me.

Can't you withdraw? - I got 500 on my card but I gotta buy a toaster.

You have any cash? - I have 20 euros.

Forget it. - Michael, are you alright?

Here we go, my friend. This is Solo, our national drink.

This and aquavit is the national drink of... where are you from?

Spain. - I mean, originally from...

From Senegal. - Right... Senegal is...

...in Africa and it's hot, isn't it? It's a warm place to...

Yes, warm... you know what?

You don't have to be my friend. - Sorry?

I know Espen told you to be my friend. - No, he didn't tell me to be your friend.

I mean, he didn't pay me to be be your friend. He said to take you out but we're having fun...

I played in many clubs, I moved many times. No point in friends. I don't need friends.

Everybody needs friends, right? - No.

I can't hear it.

Is it in here? Now? - Yes!

That's it. - You can hear this? In your room?

Yes, all night in my ears.

Wow.

Come in.

You know, I got a tip about a house in Hareid. You can see it tomorrow.

I forgot. This isn't going to work either. - What?

My fridge.

You think you can make it just for tonight?

I will try. - Ok.

Let me know if you need anything. "Mi casa es su casa".

It's you? - Yes.

We were in Third Division back then. Easier to get into the team. Good times.

You have kids? A woman? All this house is for yourself?

The house was my father's and the Club is my family.

I have a daughter. - You do?

You don't have to say it. I know she's the most beautiful in the world.

What's her name? - Aisha.

She's got your eyes. - Thank you.

She's with her mother? - Yes.

You know we can arrange so they can come visit, if you like.

You can? - Sure.

No, it's ok. She happier there.

You're a very kind man.

This is it. The stadium is just down the street, so...

Maybe this could be something.

Wow... this is it. Perfect!

Wow... yes... I like it. - That's good. Let's get your luggage.

There you go. - Thanks.

It's good. - Yes? Good.

There's a lot more. I always make too much, you know.

Good news though. I think there's an apartment downtown that maybe could be something.

Very quiet. I don't think it smells. - What floor?

Fourth, I think. Why?

Mario, I...

I'm sorry but I don't know what to do. - Looks like I'll have to stay here...

...till we find something nice. I'm sorry.

Sure, you can stay as long as you want but... the fridge.

Fridge? I listened to it, it's not bad.

No... it's more like... you know the "walle"? The Norwegian big fish?

The whale? - The whale!

Very nice, the whale. - Yes, they are. They're nice.

So, am I still here? - Sure.

A whale...

TWO WEEKS EARLIER

Dad, sit down. Now that we got the chair we better use it.

Patrick! Good to see you. We missed you.

It was about time.

The car's outside. You need help with anything?

Are we still in the *****...? - Drop zone.

Yes... no... we're in much calmer waters now.

We'll see. I'll be there tomorrow. - That's good.

We're also in the Cup's quarterfinals.

Are you training tomorrow? It's gonna be good to come back.

These are new times... - I hope you didn't ruin everything.

No, it's all been good after we won against Aalesund.

You know I scored the final goal? It was crazy, we were 1 - 1.

Time was running out. A pass from Adrian... - Where's my notebook?

Did you take it? - Yes.

I got a series of plays here.

That's what is not working. Look here.

What...

Ok, boys! That's enough!

Dad, sit down. We're almost finished.

Hey, you can go now. - Hi.

Patrick Halsen, nice to meet you. Helena.

I'll take it from here. - Dad, let's go...

This is not right. Otto has no business in midfield.

Wikhaug is just hovering on the side... and what about Brattskær?

It's time to go home... - I'm not going anywhere before I fix this.

Ok, boys! Form a triangle! - Dad, I really think that maybe...

Espen, what if we...

You think the Federation will penalize us if we use a coach who's not under contract?

What... - Yes... it's the Federation's new directives.

First Division and... - They'll penalize us?

We can't afford to be deducted points.

You know, Espen needs to have all papers in order.

You could give your gameplan to Helena and we can practice...

Of course. - Yes, yes...

This one here.

You're thinking of... - 4-1-4-2.

It's actually a good idea, trick them with the offside trap.

Yes, it's very important!

Thanks for this tip, Patrick.

We'll try it. It's not a Patrick Halsen's team without the offside trick.

Yes, yes... - Thanks.

She sold him?? Yes.

She sold Eivind Brattskjær? Who to? - I have more responsibilities now.

You're good at many things, Otto, but you can't fill Eivind's shoes.

Helena is using me in a different way.

You have Coca-Cola in the house? - I can look.

You can watch it here.

It's from the game against Aalesund.

The first thing we'll do when the papers are ready is buying Eivind back, whatever it costs!

There are no papers, dad. We told you so you were gonna leave the training.

Cut it out!

You'll never work again.

You laid on the field for 4 minutes with a clog in your brain. You almost died.

You got brain damage.

You'll never fully recover.

I'm very sorry but you can't coach the team. - Stop it.

Where are you going? Are you leaving? - I'm just going...

I'm not going anywhere.

Sweet! Sweet!

7 HOURS EARLIER

Did it just stop working? - Yes, practically overnight.

7 HOURS EARLIER

I was trying to make a cheese sandwich and it wouldn't warm up.

I was gonna make Asian stir-fry. - Sounds good.

It's not the same if the bread doesn't... - Caramelize... yes, you're right.

I tried to return it in Ulsteinvik but they said it's not their responsibility.

We appreciate the honesty.

Going home after training and having a cheese sandwich is... - Very good.

I'll give you a new one. - Perfect.

We're more tolerant here in the Capital.

Were you satisfied with the quality of the metal? - Metal? Yes...

Say "no". - What...?

I'll give you a better one. Say "no". - No... no!

Krups. Much faster and with a different heat distribution.

If this is York, that one is New York.

Maybe it's not a good example... - No, I see what you mean.

I heard a lot about New York. - It's beautiful.

Fantastic...

Adrian! - Hey!

ONE YEAR BEFORE

Adrian, they're starting the warm-up. - 5 seconds.

Adrian, come on! - I'm coming.

What's going on? I'm being replaced?

Shit!

Take off the shirt. - No. Why should I?

Are you cold? - No.

We don't have to. - That's ok. What are we gonna see?

"Pretty Little Liars".

I don't think you would enjoy it right now.

It's just...

Next Sunday we're playing Vålerenga for the Cup.

My father works there.

Are you afraid to meet him? - No, it's just that...

He's gonna text me and call me to meet him.

He's gonna come to the hotel and get mad 'cause I didn't answer him.

He's gonna yell and make a scene...

...telling me I'm wasting my time with Helena while I could be playing in England or France...

If he shows up and you don't wanna see him, just do what he has taught you.

Put your earbuds on and go running.

Shall we go out and show Mario the Monolith?

He doesn't believe it exists!

No, I'll stay here and rest.

Otto, can you check a number for me?

It's "Telefonterror".

What's going on? What time is it?

Go back to sleep.

Run up! Felix, don't just stand there!

Felix?

Shall we do a short session? Then we'll work on your technique.

We'll set up the wall so you can take some shots.

Can you get the wall ready?

Alright?

Will you kick Vålerenga out of the Cup? - I think so.

Are you mad at me? - No, why would I?

I don't know... - You don't know why I'd be mad at you?

I haven't heard from you in a long time... - So you think I'm mad at you?

I have to run. - Of course you do.

You get confronted and you go running. - It's you who...

You're mad at me. Is it my fault? No, it's not.

Because you went to Ajax too early and didn't do what it took to stay there?

I never said it was your fault. - You didn't dare but that's how it is.

It was my fault.

I had too high expectations on you.

I can't get the thought out of my mind of you with a Juventus jersey on.

Is this what you want? Ulsteinvik? Varg?

I'll be back playing in Europe in a few years.

See? You're mad at me. - You didn't make any mistake.

I'm good enough. - You are... tactics, technique, build...

You're more than good. Maybe you blame me for those things too.

It's not important who you blame. What's important is you didn't make it.

You don't have it.

Good, Felix. A bit stronger now.

What's going on? Am I being replaced?

Take off your shirt. - No. Why?

Take it off, I said! - I'm gonna go sit on the bench!

Stop it!

Stop it.

3 WEEKS EARLIER

It's broken! - Oops...

Thank God you have backup. If anything gets lost, you can retrieve it on the computer.

If you deleted pictures your wife shouldn't see, you can still get them from your computer.

The girl is crazy! She keeps sending me stuff! - And you keep answering. She's 17, Michael!

I didn't know that until after.

No...?

So...

...you thought you were cheating on me with a 23 year old but instead she's 17... that's better.

It only happened once, because you and Hedda were talking behind my back.

I got pissed off and I went there. - It's my fault then.

No, but...

...yes, it's part your fault.

You sit there with your girlfriends saying it's my fault that we don't do it anymore.

But you do nothing to make it work. I'm tired of that!

If we don't have sex is because... - You can't get it up.

I got it up with her.

Marianne!

Hi, you got a room for the night?

Yes, I think we can find something. - Good.

Single, double or suite? - Single.

What's the name? - Michael Ellingsen.

Michael with an "H"? And two "L" in Ellingsen?

Two "L"? - Yes, Ellingsen.

Just one night? - Yes, one.

Yes... ok. I just need to see an ID. It's 950 crowns.

I have no wallet so... no ID.

But you sure know who I am. - I'm not really into football...

I like the 400 meters steeplechase.

If you know I play football then you know who I am. - I know the name from the magazines.

Listen... I'm Michael Ellingsen and everyone in there can confirm it.

The 950 crowns are not a problem but I'm gonna have to pay tomorrow.

No.

Call Petter. Stordalen, your boss!

Shall I tell him that... Olav denied me a room?

I don't know any Petter Stordalen. - I do! Will you give me that room or do I have to call him?

Alright, call him. - No, you do it.

Press zero and you'll hear a beep.

What's his number? It's gotta be on some list back there!

Even if we had it, we sure wouldn't give it to strangers.

Umbrellas are for guests!

20 euros?

Forget it.

She kicked me out.

Can I stay at your house till tomorrow?

Yes but... mom and dad are home so... it might be a little crowded.

What if they don't see me?

I've been running... I have to shower... - That's alright.

I can shower with you.

You know what, Michael? I don't think so.

Come on... I missed you.

You've been ignoring me for 5 weeks.

I covered for you with your wife and you didn't thank me. Now you say you missed me?

What the hell!

I have nowhere to stay! Can't I just sleep here?

No, Michael... sorry.

Bathroom's over there, if you need a shower.

This is the kitchen. Help yourself if you're hungry.

It's no big deal... Marianne... - You don't need to tell me. Just get some sleep.

Thanks. - I'm going to bed. Goodnight.

Night.

Good morning. - Morning.

No... he just needed the couch.

She told me you baked these.

They're very good. - Thanks.

I got a new one. - A joke?

What did the French neo-Nazi said when he met a dark-haired German in South Africa?

"Have you seen Breaking Bad? It's good but you gotta see all season!"

You got one? - Yes I do.

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