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ENGLISH SUBTITLES BY BARISHNIKOV
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It's gonna be a 120 minutes long fight.
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Austnes to Diarra... and Halvorsen saves it!
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The ref looks at his watch... and it's over!
This quarterfinal will be decided by penalty shoot-out.
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VÅLERENGA - VARG
NORWEGIAN CUP QUARTERFINALS
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You go first.
- Yes, ma'am.
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You up for it?
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Good.
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You go third.
- Ok.
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I can go.
- No, Adrian. Not today.
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No. 4?
- Got it.
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You go last.
- Alright.
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Alright, boys!
All ready?
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THREE WEEKS EARLIER
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Mons, thanks for coming.
- If it's about that shower stuff, don't listen to Otto.
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He's the one with hygiene problems.
- It's not about that.
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I wanted to talk to you about Mario.
He's trying to blend in.
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Maybe you could help him,
take him to some social event.
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Of course.
- Good.
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Why are you asking me?
- I thought you might get along together.
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You know I'm from Mysen, right?
- Yes.
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I celebrate Christmas.
You even got me a present once.
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You're just the most social in the team...
- On Constitution Day I was very sociable...
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We had cake and gained some pounds.
- I'm not asking you because of where you're from...
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Where am I from?
- Mons, can't you just...
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Cancel my Pepsi debt and I'll entertain your African.
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You could entertain him by showing him
the only goal you scored in the past 5 seasons.
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He knows that I use a lot of money
on perfumes and creams.
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Hey, ladies!
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He thinks I have a hygiene problem
because I like to smell good...
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...but he doesn't understand that he has a hygiene problem
because he doesn't care about this...
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Mons, can you lend me some cash?
- Cash? How much?
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950.
- I don't have that on me.
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Can't you withdraw?
- I got 500 on my card but I gotta buy a toaster.
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You have any cash?
- I have 20 euros.
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Forget it.
- Michael, are you alright?
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Here we go, my friend.
This is Solo, our national drink.
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This and aquavit is the national drink of...
where are you from?
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Spain.
- I mean, originally from...
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From Senegal.
- Right... Senegal is...
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...in Africa and it's hot, isn't it?
It's a warm place to...
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Yes, warm... you know what?
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You don't have to be my friend.
- Sorry?
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I know Espen told you to be my friend.
- No, he didn't tell me to be your friend.
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I mean, he didn't pay me to be be your friend.
He said to take you out but we're having fun...
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I played in many clubs, I moved many times.
No point in friends. I don't need friends.
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Everybody needs friends, right?
- No.
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I can't hear it.
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Is it in here? Now?
- Yes!
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That's it.
- You can hear this? In your room?
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Yes, all night in my ears.
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Wow.
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Come in.
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You know, I got a tip about a house in Hareid.
You can see it tomorrow.
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I forgot. This isn't going to work either.
- What?
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My fridge.
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You think you can make it just for tonight?
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I will try.
- Ok.
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Let me know if you need anything.
"Mi casa es su casa".
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It's you?
- Yes.
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We were in Third Division back then.
Easier to get into the team. Good times.
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You have kids? A woman?
All this house is for yourself?
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The house was my father's
and the Club is my family.
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I have a daughter.
- You do?
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You don't have to say it.
I know she's the most beautiful in the world.
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What's her name?
- Aisha.
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She's got your eyes.
- Thank you.
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She's with her mother?
- Yes.
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You know we can arrange
so they can come visit, if you like.
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You can?
- Sure.
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No, it's ok.
She happier there.
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You're a very kind man.
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This is it.
The stadium is just down the street, so...
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Maybe this could be something.
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Wow... this is it.
Perfect!
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Wow... yes... I like it.
- That's good. Let's get your luggage.
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There you go.
- Thanks.
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It's good.
- Yes? Good.
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There's a lot more.
I always make too much, you know.
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Good news though. I think there's an apartment downtown
that maybe could be something.
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Very quiet. I don't think it smells.
- What floor?
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Fourth, I think.
Why?
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Mario, I...
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I'm sorry but I don't know what to do.
- Looks like I'll have to stay here...
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...till we find something nice.
I'm sorry.
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Sure, you can stay as long as you want but...
the fridge.
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Fridge?
I listened to it, it's not bad.
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No... it's more like...
you know the "walle"? The Norwegian big fish?
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The whale?
- The whale!
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Very nice, the whale.
- Yes, they are. They're nice.
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So, am I still here?
- Sure.
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A whale...
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TWO WEEKS EARLIER
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Dad, sit down.
Now that we got the chair we better use it.
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Patrick!
Good to see you. We missed you.
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It was about time.
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The car's outside.
You need help with anything?
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Are we still in the *****...?
- Drop zone.
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Yes... no... we're in much calmer waters now.
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We'll see. I'll be there tomorrow.
- That's good.
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We're also in the Cup's quarterfinals.
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Are you training tomorrow?
It's gonna be good to come back.
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These are new times...
- I hope you didn't ruin everything.
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No, it's all been good
after we won against Aalesund.
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You know I scored the final goal?
It was crazy, we were 1 - 1.
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Time was running out. A pass from Adrian...
- Where's my notebook?
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Did you take it?
- Yes.
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I got a series of plays here.
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That's what is not working.
Look here.
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What...
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Ok, boys!
That's enough!
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Dad, sit down.
We're almost finished.
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Hey, you can go now.
- Hi.
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Patrick Halsen, nice to meet you.
Helena.
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I'll take it from here.
- Dad, let's go...
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This is not right.
Otto has no business in midfield.
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Wikhaug is just hovering on the side...
and what about Brattskær?
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It's time to go home...
- I'm not going anywhere before I fix this.
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Ok, boys! Form a triangle!
- Dad, I really think that maybe...
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Espen, what if we...
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You think the Federation will penalize us
if we use a coach who's not under contract?
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What...
- Yes... it's the Federation's new directives.
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First Division and...
- They'll penalize us?
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We can't afford to be deducted points.
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You know, Espen needs to have all papers in order.
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You could give your gameplan to Helena
and we can practice...
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Of course.
- Yes, yes...
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This one here.
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You're thinking of...
- 4-1-4-2.
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It's actually a good idea,
trick them with the offside trap.
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Yes, it's very important!
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Thanks for this tip, Patrick.
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We'll try it.
It's not a Patrick Halsen's team without the offside trick.
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Yes, yes...
- Thanks.
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She sold him??
Yes.
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She sold Eivind Brattskjær? Who to?
- I have more responsibilities now.
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You're good at many things, Otto,
but you can't fill Eivind's shoes.
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Helena is using me in a different way.
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You have Coca-Cola in the house?
- I can look.
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You can watch it here.
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It's from the game against Aalesund.
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The first thing we'll do when the papers are ready
is buying Eivind back, whatever it costs!
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There are no papers, dad.
We told you so you were gonna leave the training.
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Cut it out!
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You'll never work again.
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You laid on the field for 4 minutes with a clog in your brain.
You almost died.
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You got brain damage.
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You'll never fully recover.
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I'm very sorry but you can't coach the team.
- Stop it.
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Where are you going? Are you leaving?
- I'm just going...
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Sweet!
Sweet!
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7 HOURS EARLIER
Did it just stop working?
- Yes, practically overnight.
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7 HOURS EARLIER
I was trying to make a cheese sandwich
and it wouldn't warm up.
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I was gonna make Asian stir-fry.
- Sounds good.
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It's not the same if the bread doesn't...
- Caramelize... yes, you're right.
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I tried to return it in Ulsteinvik
but they said it's not their responsibility.
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We appreciate the honesty.
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Going home after training and having a cheese sandwich is...
- Very good.
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I'll give you a new one.
- Perfect.
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We're more tolerant here in the Capital.
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Were you satisfied with the quality of the metal?
- Metal? Yes...
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Say "no".
- What...?
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I'll give you a better one. Say "no".
- No... no!
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Krups. Much faster
and with a different heat distribution.
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If this is York,
that one is New York.
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Maybe it's not a good example...
- No, I see what you mean.
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I heard a lot about New York.
- It's beautiful.
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Fantastic...
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Adrian!
- Hey!
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ONE YEAR BEFORE
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Adrian, they're starting the warm-up.
- 5 seconds.
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Adrian, come on!
- I'm coming.
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What's going on?
I'm being replaced?
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Shit!
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Take off the shirt.
- No. Why should I?
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Are you cold?
- No.
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We don't have to.
- That's ok. What are we gonna see?
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"Pretty Little Liars".
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I don't think you would enjoy it right now.
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It's just...
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Next Sunday we're playing Vålerenga for the Cup.
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My father works there.
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Are you afraid to meet him?
- No, it's just that...
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He's gonna text me and call me to meet him.
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He's gonna come to the hotel
and get mad 'cause I didn't answer him.
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He's gonna yell and make a scene...
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...telling me I'm wasting my time with Helena
while I could be playing in England or France...
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If he shows up and you don't wanna see him,
just do what he has taught you.
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Put your earbuds on and go running.
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Shall we go out and show Mario the Monolith?
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He doesn't believe it exists!
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No, I'll stay here and rest.
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Otto, can you check a number for me?
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It's "Telefonterror".
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What's going on?
What time is it?
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Go back to sleep.
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Run up!
Felix, don't just stand there!
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Felix?
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Shall we do a short session?
Then we'll work on your technique.
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We'll set up the wall
so you can take some shots.
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Can you get the wall ready?
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Alright?
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Will you kick Vålerenga out of the Cup?
- I think so.
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Are you mad at me?
- No, why would I?
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I don't know...
- You don't know why I'd be mad at you?
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I haven't heard from you in a long time...
- So you think I'm mad at you?
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I have to run.
- Of course you do.
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You get confronted and you go running.
- It's you who...
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You're mad at me.
Is it my fault? No, it's not.
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Because you went to Ajax too early
and didn't do what it took to stay there?
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I never said it was your fault.
- You didn't dare but that's how it is.
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It was my fault.
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I had too high expectations on you.
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I can't get the thought out of my mind
of you with a Juventus jersey on.
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Is this what you want?
Ulsteinvik? Varg?
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I'll be back playing in Europe
in a few years.
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See? You're mad at me.
- You didn't make any mistake.
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I'm good enough.
- You are... tactics, technique, build...
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You're more than good.
Maybe you blame me for those things too.
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It's not important who you blame.
What's important is you didn't make it.
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You don't have it.
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Good, Felix.
A bit stronger now.
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What's going on?
Am I being replaced?
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Take off your shirt.
- No. Why?
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Take it off, I said!
- I'm gonna go sit on the bench!
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Stop it!
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Stop it.
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3 WEEKS EARLIER
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It's broken!
- Oops...
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00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:41,420
Thank God you have backup.
If anything gets lost, you can retrieve it on the computer.
232
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:53,600
If you deleted pictures your wife shouldn't see,
you can still get them from your computer.
233
00:40:53,600 --> 00:41:03,100
The girl is crazy! She keeps sending me stuff!
- And you keep answering. She's 17, Michael!
234
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,020
I didn't know that until after.
235
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:15,220
No...?
236
00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:21,300
So...
237
00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:28,860
...you thought you were cheating on me with a 23 year old
but instead she's 17... that's better.
238
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:37,260
It only happened once,
because you and Hedda were talking behind my back.
239
00:41:37,260 --> 00:41:42,820
I got pissed off and I went there.
- It's my fault then.
240
00:41:42,820 --> 00:41:46,140
No, but...
241
00:41:46,580 --> 00:41:49,540
...yes, it's part your fault.
242
00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:56,420
You sit there with your girlfriends
saying it's my fault that we don't do it anymore.
243
00:41:56,420 --> 00:42:02,980
But you do nothing to make it work.
I'm tired of that!
244
00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:09,700
If we don't have sex is because...
- You can't get it up.
245
00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:13,300
I got it up with her.
246
00:42:27,460 --> 00:42:29,540
Marianne!
247
00:42:54,980 --> 00:42:59,780
Hi, you got a room for the night?
248
00:42:59,780 --> 00:43:04,900
Yes, I think we can find something.
- Good.
249
00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:13,340
Single, double or suite?
- Single.
250
00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:18,500
What's the name?
- Michael Ellingsen.
251
00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:23,980
Michael with an "H"?
And two "L" in Ellingsen?
252
00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:27,500
Two "L"?
- Yes, Ellingsen.
253
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:31,460
Just one night?
- Yes, one.
254
00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:40,540
Yes... ok.
I just need to see an ID. It's 950 crowns.
255
00:43:41,060 --> 00:43:46,140
I have no wallet so... no ID.
256
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:52,100
But you sure know who I am.
- I'm not really into football...
257
00:43:52,420 --> 00:43:55,820
I like the 400 meters steeplechase.
258
00:43:55,820 --> 00:44:03,020
If you know I play football then you know who I am.
- I know the name from the magazines.
259
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:10,340
Listen... I'm Michael Ellingsen
and everyone in there can confirm it.
260
00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:15,180
The 950 crowns are not a problem
but I'm gonna have to pay tomorrow.
261
00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:17,780
No.
262
00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:23,820
Call Petter.
Stordalen, your boss!
263
00:44:23,820 --> 00:44:27,580
Shall I tell him that... Olav denied me a room?
264
00:44:27,580 --> 00:44:34,740
I don't know any Petter Stordalen.
- I do! Will you give me that room or do I have to call him?
265
00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:39,700
Alright, call him.
- No, you do it.
266
00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:47,380
Press zero and you'll hear a beep.
267
00:44:47,740 --> 00:44:53,950
What's his number?
It's gotta be on some list back there!
268
00:44:53,950 --> 00:44:58,620
Even if we had it,
we sure wouldn't give it to strangers.
269
00:45:05,060 --> 00:45:08,580
Umbrellas are for guests!
270
00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:12,580
20 euros?
271
00:45:13,940 --> 00:45:16,460
Forget it.
272
00:45:58,980 --> 00:46:02,100
She kicked me out.
273
00:46:03,060 --> 00:46:07,300
Can I stay at your house till tomorrow?
274
00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:16,420
Yes but... mom and dad are home so...
it might be a little crowded.
275
00:46:17,740 --> 00:46:21,900
What if they don't see me?
276
00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:30,100
I've been running... I have to shower...
- That's alright.
277
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:39,460
I can shower with you.
278
00:46:40,140 --> 00:46:44,140
You know what, Michael?
I don't think so.
279
00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:48,460
Come on... I missed you.
280
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,620
You've been ignoring me for 5 weeks.
281
00:46:52,620 --> 00:47:00,020
I covered for you with your wife and you didn't thank me.
Now you say you missed me?
282
00:47:00,220 --> 00:47:02,700
What the hell!
283
00:47:03,780 --> 00:47:08,140
I have nowhere to stay!
Can't I just sleep here?
284
00:47:08,140 --> 00:47:11,660
No, Michael... sorry.
285
00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:15,900
Bathroom's over there,
if you need a shower.
286
00:48:15,900 --> 00:48:22,060
This is the kitchen.
Help yourself if you're hungry.
287
00:48:51,780 --> 00:49:00,460
It's no big deal... Marianne...
- You don't need to tell me. Just get some sleep.
288
00:49:02,820 --> 00:49:08,980
Thanks.
- I'm going to bed. Goodnight.
289
00:49:09,900 --> 00:49:11,980
Night.
290
00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:39,380
Good morning.
- Morning.
291
00:49:55,220 --> 00:49:59,220
No... he just needed the couch.
292
00:50:05,620 --> 00:50:10,060
She told me you baked these.
293
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:14,100
They're very good.
- Thanks.
294
00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:18,780
I got a new one.
- A joke?
295
00:50:18,780 --> 00:50:25,620
What did the French neo-Nazi said
when he met a dark-haired German in South Africa?
296
00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:31,980
"Have you seen Breaking Bad?
It's good but you gotta see all season!"
297
00:50:38,420 --> 00:50:42,620
You got one?
- Yes I do.
298
00:52:04,180 --> 00:52:07,860
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