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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:34,390 片名:不玩美女人 2 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:01,153 不要板著臉 3 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:02,922 我沒有板著臉 4 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,488 要喝香檳嗎? -不要 5 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:07,551 放鬆一下,一杯就好 6 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:10,355 我很放鬆,我沒有板著臉 7 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:12,491 我天生臭臉 8 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:13,764 你還好吧? 9 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,295 很好 10 00:02:15,401 --> 00:02:16,425 確定? -是 11 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:17,692 要跳舞嗎? 12 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:18,869 來吧 13 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:20,736 你先去,我隨後就來 14 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:33,984 (超大咖) 15 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:48,200 可惡 16 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:50,196 學校打來的! -別這麼大聲 17 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:52,999 不是學校,是我姊 18 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:54,198 沒事,你繼續睡 19 00:02:57,810 --> 00:02:58,708 喂? 20 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:02,206 怎麼了嗎? 21 00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:05,780 你在哪裡? 22 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:07,450 夜店 23 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:09,283 我下次回診什麼時候? 24 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:12,613 我想提早 25 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:17,320 幫我插隊 26 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:19,990 露西!現在是半夜一點 27 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:21,491 你想要我怎樣? 28 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:22,894 我就說我不舒服 29 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,171 真的,我… 30 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:27,398 我會噁心 31 00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:32,711 謝謝 32 00:03:33,746 --> 00:03:34,610 明天見 33 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,112 她怎麼了? 34 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,116 她很緊張 35 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,846 好可憐 36 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:44,622 睡過去一點,我都沒地方睡 37 00:03:45,825 --> 00:03:47,816 你不是說她病好了? 38 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:48,824 是啊 39 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:52,463 如果病好了,她緊張什麼? 40 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:53,361 我哪知道 41 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,030 借過 42 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:51,714 你幹什麼?你要走了? 43 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:54,418 對,我覺得很無聊,我40歲了 44 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:55,494 我不抽菸喝酒 45 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:57,028 不想為無聊浪費時間 46 00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:58,963 別走,你先坐 47 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:02,429 你可以選一個,你看那一個 48 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,164 他正要走過來,長得很帥 49 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:06,465 看起來像賣車的 50 00:05:06,572 --> 00:05:08,039 你也配合一點嘛 51 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,802 我可以坐下嗎? 52 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,142 蘇菲在叫我 53 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:29,859 你們在慶祝什麼? 54 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:32,554 我知道你想把的是我妹 55 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,895 她走開了,你被困在這裡 56 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:36,691 你想再混一下 57 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,134 因為快閃會被當混蛋 58 00:05:38,237 --> 00:05:41,365 沒關係就走吧,不必沒話找話說 59 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:45,544 我沒有這麼想 60 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:46,907 但既然你這麼說 61 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:49,311 我不能走,不然會被當混蛋 62 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:50,677 你要我離開?我本來就想走 63 00:05:50,783 --> 00:05:53,513 如果你離開,會被當混蛋 64 00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:58,818 你來不來? -馬上來 65 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:04,027 不用麻煩了,我們不合 66 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:09,930 這裡有一半的人在羨慕你 67 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:12,934 是啊!那幹嘛來騷擾我? 68 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:16,908 這是怎麼回事? 69 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:19,610 我不討喜? 70 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:21,745 不是你想的那樣 71 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:23,475 你心裡認為 72 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:25,045 像她那樣的女人 73 00:06:25,151 --> 00:06:27,585 怎捨得拒絕我這個極品男? 74 00:06:28,187 --> 00:06:29,654 我可沒這麼想 75 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:32,821 克羅威,快來 76 00:06:32,925 --> 00:06:33,892 我們在等你 -馬上來 77 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:35,688 去吧,有人在等你 78 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:37,825 怎麼稱呼? -不會吧 79 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:39,557 哪有「不會吧」這種名字 80 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:41,530 可惡,你真的很煩 81 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:42,692 我請你喝一杯? 82 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:43,359 不用,謝謝 83 00:06:43,469 --> 00:06:47,098 我提供你郊區別墅的舒適生活? 84 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:47,772 不必了 85 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,000 我請你喝咖啡? -不要 86 00:06:49,108 --> 00:06:50,575 喝茶? -不要 87 00:06:50,676 --> 00:06:52,371 呼麻? -不要 88 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:54,275 吃妹妹? -不要…不要! 89 00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:59,281 我請你跳舞?來吧 90 00:06:59,385 --> 00:07:00,010 不要 91 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:02,082 來跳舞吧 -我要走了 92 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:03,280 我可是舞棍 93 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:07,384 放手,不要煩我 94 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:10,053 我不要你,我誰都不要 95 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,653 我沒興趣,不要打擾我 96 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:37,649 好可怕 97 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:39,719 什麼可怕? 98 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:41,885 胸部的切片,像這樣 99 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:53,802 你整天看裸女不覺得噁心? 100 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:55,931 怎麼會?這是天下第一爽缺 101 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:57,736 摸ㄋㄟㄋㄟ還有錢賺 102 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,374 真的摸啊?邊看邊… 103 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,504 聽好 104 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:02,774 我剛才也說過 105 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:04,175 我就知道 -什麼? 106 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:05,375 你沒事 107 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,851 你的乳房沒問題,好嗎? 108 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,516 你現在覺得? 109 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:14,717 糟透了 110 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:17,863 孤單,你懂吧? 111 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:20,689 我覺得有點失落 112 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,030 我生病時,有一段療程 113 00:08:23,402 --> 00:08:25,870 我會回診,會與人接觸 114 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:28,202 大家都很親切照顧我 115 00:08:28,941 --> 00:08:30,067 以前沒有這種待遇 116 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,701 我很享受一大早在床上吃早餐 117 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:35,705 醫院簡直就像度假村 118 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:38,048 現在我不舒服,覺得疲勞 119 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:38,946 因為療程結束 120 00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:41,076 大家都回歸正常生活 121 00:08:41,487 --> 00:08:44,684 我就有一點失落 122 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:47,821 我在店裡工作一整天會很累 123 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:52,362 我覺得孤單 124 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:57,425 對,你要開始為接下來打算 125 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:58,662 什麼接下來? 126 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:01,868 重建你的人生 127 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:04,098 重建人生的意思是? 128 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:06,812 練瑜珈 129 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:09,477 跟朋友見面 130 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:10,606 我的朋友都跟以前一樣 131 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:12,843 我變太多,已經沒有朋友了 132 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:13,748 好了 133 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,885 你已經康復了,這才是重點 134 00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:18,218 我還是會給你開止痛藥 135 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:19,086 疼痛會減少 136 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:22,217 對抗疲倦最好的方法是運動 137 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:24,296 還可以減少復發的機率 138 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,591 怎麼還會復發? 139 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:27,359 沒事沒事,不要往那邊想 140 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:28,296 去找個男人談戀愛 141 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,369 保證可以降低復發的風險 142 00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:32,096 你要我馬上去找個男人? 143 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:35,507 對,愛情非常有益健康 144 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:37,371 相當於每日五蔬果 145 00:09:37,476 --> 00:09:38,374 白癡喔 146 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:40,575 我辦不到 -你可以 147 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,341 就算找到男人,你想想看 148 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,643 到時候他會看我裸體? 149 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:45,949 是,很有可能 150 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:48,316 我應付不了這種場面 151 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:49,985 說真的… 152 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:51,680 頭髮會再長出來 153 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:53,453 是? 154 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:54,548 醫師? -是 155 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:55,991 瑪格女士在候診室了 156 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:56,959 我馬上來 157 00:09:58,197 --> 00:09:59,323 瑪格女士 158 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,956 很厚的病歷 159 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,659 我最重要的病人 160 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:03,598 去吧 161 00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:20,645 嗨,親愛的 162 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:24,519 我幫你買了巧克力麵包 163 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:37,891 你在看什麼? 164 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,502 電視 165 00:10:57,723 --> 00:10:59,486 外婆說你中午去找她 166 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,719 她跟我說… -她說什麼? 167 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,792 沒說什麼 168 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,653 女人都有的狀況 169 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,388 血紅大軍入侵 170 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:08,893 我的月經來了 171 00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:11,096 要慶祝嗎?想要禮物嗎? 172 00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:11,999 不要 173 00:11:12,538 --> 00:11:14,870 好啦,這很值得紀念 174 00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:16,907 你已經是女人了 175 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:28,286 歐登絲,是我,媽媽 176 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:52,308 還好嗎?需要幫忙嗎? 177 00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:56,047 判斷下列函數的開口方向 178 00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:59,640 並求對應拋物線的頂點座標 179 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,622 好吧 180 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,023 換一頂假髮 181 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,658 什麼? -你像阿達一族的魔帝女 182 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:16,894 換頂假髮吧 183 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:19,600 好 184 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,026 您好 -您好 185 00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:27,933 我幫得上忙嗎? 186 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:30,268 謝謝,我只是看看而已 187 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:37,649 金髮 188 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:39,415 什麼? 189 00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:42,180 不行,金髮我媽不喜歡 190 00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:43,986 是您還是您母親要戴? 191 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,647 是我,可是要考慮到我媽 192 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:49,653 哪一種癌症? 193 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,861 沒有,我沒有癌症 194 00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:58,501 乳癌 195 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,880 這不好吧,不要 196 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:11,210 把握難得的機會 197 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,784 這說法怪怪的 198 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,615 哪裡怪? 199 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,849 把握機會換造型 200 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,723 通常我們會說把握人生 201 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:23,327 不是把握得癌症的機會 202 00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:24,086 說什麼傻話 203 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,959 誰也不懂如何把握人生 204 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,361 有辦法的話,大家早就把握了 205 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:31,265 難道不是嗎? 206 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:36,107 好吧 207 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:36,933 來 208 00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:37,905 跟我來 209 00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:39,472 來啊 210 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,017 進來,不要怕 211 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,552 過來,你先坐 212 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:56,652 坐下,我馬上回來 213 00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:57,524 等等 214 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,390 等我一下 215 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:02,564 喂? 216 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,362 晚上6點 217 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,897 穿舒適的運動服 218 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,971 好,待會見 219 00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:44,274 不要動 220 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,946 這是定律:女人就該化妝 221 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:50,643 不是嗎? 222 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,683 好了 223 00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,684 太瘋狂了,我自己都認不出來 224 00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,819 女人的美麗三分靠天生 225 00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:04,120 剩下的七分靠什麼? 226 00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:05,692 什麼? 227 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,364 我不知道 -打扮 228 00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:10,065 謝謝 229 00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:11,364 不客氣 230 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,529 您母親會很高興 231 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,354 菲約太太又幫她丈夫買杜鵑花 232 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:34,091 我知道你覺得墓碑前擺杜鵑花很低俗 233 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,627 杜鵑花!俗不可耐! 234 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,662 不幫她丈夫的墓碑買花才低俗 235 00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,202 認真一點 236 00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:48,106 還有B走道的花要種 237 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,539 我10點半跟卡特琳有約 238 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,075 我們要寄禮物給黑人小朋友 239 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:03,280 羅神父讓我們看一部影片 240 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,320 他們生活得好快樂 241 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,327 你應該去當志工 242 00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,230 才不會鑽牛角尖 243 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:18,497 看別人那麼慘,你就想開了 244 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,940 不要坐在墳墓上 245 00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:22,902 我說過多少次 246 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,236 沒關係啦 247 00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:27,810 不可以坐在死者頭上 248 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:29,641 鏟子給我 249 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,872 你甚至沒注意到我換了造型 250 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,576 鏟子拿來 251 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,078 我換了假髮 252 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,685 媽媽 253 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:39,613 你跟我說話? 254 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:43,859 沒事,我擔心歐登絲 255 00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:46,288 她是青少年 256 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,227 自古以來青少年總是討人厭 257 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,729 她又不是第一個 258 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,099 習慣了就好 259 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,075 我以前年輕的時候呢? 260 00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:06,141 難搞 261 00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:10,253 你老是無病呻吟想引人注意 262 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:13,850 實在很難搞 263 00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:17,096 喂? 264 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,894 當你說「不要來煩我」 265 00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,867 真的是字面上的意思 266 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,698 還是暗示我把你撲倒? 267 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,238 你有毛病? -不 268 00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,474 你放心,我不會愛上你 269 00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:29,532 對我來說 270 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,577 愛情只能用來賣雜誌、保養霜 271 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:32,703 還有電影票 272 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,114 真相才沒有那麼浪漫 273 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,949 你打給我就為了說這些? 274 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,780 我們可以約出來碰面? 275 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,642 例如,星期二? 276 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:43,916 星期二 277 00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:46,148 星期二,星期二 278 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:48,351 我要查一下,因為… 279 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,628 我有很多事要忙 280 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:51,658 星期二? 281 00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,458 不行,我沒空,因為… 282 00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:55,362 我星期二晚上有事 283 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,399 星期三? 284 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,666 星期三… 285 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,601 星期三,我有事 286 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:01,195 是另一件事 287 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,399 反正就是有事 288 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:06,239 所以星期三我也不行 289 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,240 星期四? -星期四? 290 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:12,413 星期四…星期四… 291 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:13,746 露西! 292 00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:14,746 好 293 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,014 好,星期四,星期四我有空 294 00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:17,952 糟了 295 00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:21,457 誰打來的? 296 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,356 沒什麼 297 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,229 動作快一點 298 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:26,930 你會害我遲到 299 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:28,932 我10點要去教堂 300 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,568 這是什麼新花樣? 301 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,640 你要去跳康康舞嗎? 302 00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:45,407 我只是試試看 303 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,559 (我在阿格巷3號3樓,達莉拉) 304 00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:06,331 彎腰 305 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,903 夏洛特,彎腰 306 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:09,639 來吧 307 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:12,808 上天給你屁股不只是拿來坐的 308 00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:16,007 很好,接著轉身 309 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,713 薇薇安,做不到就不要勉強 310 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:19,815 很好 311 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:21,241 不好意思 312 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,285 是?你是要進來 313 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,616 還是要開門透氣? 314 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,520 進來吧 315 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,492 繼續踮腳,踮腳 316 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:30,619 停! -您好 317 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,720 非常好 318 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:34,128 下星期見 319 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,927 吉拉,再見 320 00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:38,002 記得要補充水分 321 00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:43,608 現在,換新同學了 322 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,439 來,大家站起來 323 00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:49,643 我只是來還您假髮 -謝謝 324 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,712 你站在那邊 325 00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:55,679 排成一列 326 00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:59,248 在鏡子前站成一排 327 00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:01,590 散開一點 328 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,155 我只是來還假髮的 329 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,230 很好 330 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,689 什麼狀況 331 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,961 第一課,表現友善 332 00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:15,401 看著鏡子裡的自己 333 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,835 對,觀察自己,來吧 334 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:21,778 你們看到什麼? 335 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:32,118 大家都站在鏡子前 336 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,486 面對鏡子 337 00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:40,724 鏡子就在你面前 338 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,200 在你面前 339 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,097 觀察自己 340 00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:44,463 看自己 341 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,466 你這麼美,你自己看! 342 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,274 好了,美女們 343 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:56,472 觀察你自己,看鏡子 344 00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:58,482 你也一樣,看鏡子 345 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:02,583 大家都沒說話 346 00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:03,814 你們看到了什麼? 347 00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:05,651 我看到一隻肥母牛 348 00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:08,918 好,好 349 00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:10,520 你叫什麼名字? 350 00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:11,788 你叫什麼名字? 351 00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:13,626 法莉達 -法莉達 352 00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:15,096 法莉達 353 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,762 摸你的大腿 354 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:18,591 摸你的大腿 355 00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:21,571 不是…大腿的皮膚 356 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,231 撫摸 357 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,634 撫摸你自己 358 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:27,778 怎麼樣?有什麼感覺? 359 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,477 鬆鬆的 -鬆鬆的 360 00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:31,981 好,閉上眼睛 361 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,751 閉上眼睛,繼續摸你的皮膚 362 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:35,547 很好 363 00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:37,184 現在有什麼感覺? 364 00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:40,254 很柔軟 365 00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:42,517 很柔軟 366 00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:44,086 對,很柔軟 367 00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:47,963 來吧,美女,來吧 368 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,062 來吧 369 00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:51,834 閉上眼睛 370 00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:54,471 閉上眼睛 371 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,565 現在,撫摸自己 372 00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,310 輕輕的撫摸自己 373 00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:01,879 臀部 374 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:03,704 胸部 375 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,817 輕輕的撫摸自己 376 00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:49,523 要溫柔 377 00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:51,854 要友善 378 00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:54,756 要當個女人 379 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,428 小姐們,我有話要說 380 00:24:00,672 --> 00:24:02,503 我跟你們一樣不喜歡浪費時間 381 00:24:02,707 --> 00:24:04,937 或者是你們覺得自己不值得 382 00:24:05,143 --> 00:24:07,805 我們在這裡只是浪費時間 383 00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:11,280 或者是你們相信「我很美」 384 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:13,317 這樣,我們就能開始鍛鍊 385 00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:13,975 可以嗎? 386 00:24:14,085 --> 00:24:15,677 好,大家一起說 387 00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:17,317 這就像個練習 388 00:24:17,422 --> 00:24:18,912 我們要說:「我很美」 389 00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:21,618 跟著我的手勢說:「我很美」 390 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,291 說 391 00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:26,292 我很美 392 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,895 我們再說一遍,熱烈一點 393 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:29,659 來吧 394 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,167 說 395 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,669 我很美 396 00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:35,967 好,很好 397 00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:38,200 下次會更好,已經不錯了 398 00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:41,711 幸好當女人是可以學的 399 00:25:05,136 --> 00:25:06,660 請慢用 -謝謝 400 00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:21,884 午安 401 00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:22,949 午安 402 00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:24,214 我臨時有事 403 00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:26,917 不會花太多時間 404 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,454 沒關係,我先走了 405 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,118 反正我有事要忙 406 00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:31,695 之後我們可以去喝一杯 407 00:25:31,796 --> 00:25:32,694 上車 408 00:25:33,798 --> 00:25:35,766 不用了,下次吧 409 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:36,629 來吧 410 00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:50,747 要去哪裡? -坐好了? 411 00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:52,874 好了 412 00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:19,772 不必 413 00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:34,757 你還說很急,我正在約會耶 414 00:26:36,161 --> 00:26:36,855 你很漂亮 415 00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:38,589 你就這樣直接去餐廳 416 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:40,261 披頭散髮? 417 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,797 當然不行 418 00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:44,895 我不想被人當成老太婆 419 00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:46,197 老太婆?你不是老太婆 420 00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:48,431 你太年輕,連色情雜誌都不能買 421 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,099 他很乖吧? 422 00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:55,008 他每星期二來幫我打扮 423 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,973 你們會留下來吃飯? 424 00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:01,018 瑪莉露做完療程,她想見你 425 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,485 奶奶,我要跟露西去吃飯 426 00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:04,646 下次好不好? 427 00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:06,383 哪有什麼下次? 428 00:27:06,591 --> 00:27:09,958 下次說不定她就死了 429 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:15,665 跟克羅威吃午餐我很開心 430 00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:16,529 我知道 431 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:17,602 午安 432 00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:20,236 午安,你好嗎? -你好嗎? 433 00:27:20,338 --> 00:27:22,397 用餐愉快 434 00:27:22,507 --> 00:27:23,337 你好 435 00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:24,738 我想坐這 -這裡? 436 00:27:24,843 --> 00:27:25,867 對,太好了 437 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,205 謝謝您幫助我 438 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:28,836 您真好 439 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:30,906 謝謝 440 00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:32,881 午安,你好嗎? 441 00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:36,782 老傢伙,你好 442 00:27:36,888 --> 00:27:38,082 你好 -還活著? 443 00:27:38,189 --> 00:27:39,918 你帶新的女朋友來? 444 00:27:40,091 --> 00:27:42,491 我們沒有在交往 445 00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:44,357 我還沒吻過她 446 00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:46,291 你在等什麼? 447 00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:47,462 我們本來打算去喝一杯 448 00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:49,362 找個浪漫的地方 449 00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:51,935 結果卻跟一群老人吃火腿和薯泥 450 00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:53,800 我不確定她還肯再來 451 00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:56,503 假裝我們不存在 452 00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:57,573 這可不容易 453 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,610 這是我有生以來最糟的約會 454 00:27:59,911 --> 00:28:00,809 少來了 455 00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:03,380 我們想知道你怎麼辦到的 456 00:28:03,715 --> 00:28:05,979 莎洛美說你是專家 457 00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:07,984 是啊,是啊 458 00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:12,182 小本本拿出來 459 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:14,717 作筆記 460 00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:20,587 首先,要懂得讀取訊息 461 00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:23,962 如果她的鞋在腳尖上晃 462 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:27,269 甚至於她的腳在鞋子裡滑進滑出 463 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:28,964 就表示你吸引到她的注意 464 00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:32,135 你就可以發動攻勢 465 00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:40,710 什麼? 466 00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:49,323 我試著找話題 467 00:28:49,427 --> 00:28:50,826 可是你在旁邊嚼個不停 468 00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:53,295 難怪你們把不到妹 469 00:28:53,431 --> 00:28:54,056 她們都不理我們 470 00:28:54,165 --> 00:28:55,757 她們不理你們? 471 00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:58,529 不要因為年紀大就不敢把妹 472 00:28:58,636 --> 00:29:00,263 餐巾拿掉,你又不是三歲小孩 473 00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:01,633 還有你 474 00:29:01,773 --> 00:29:05,539 不要埋頭猛吃薯泥,你會噎死 475 00:29:05,810 --> 00:29:06,708 不能因為她們吃團膳 476 00:29:06,811 --> 00:29:09,041 餐廳照明是日光燈 477 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:10,808 她們就沒有作夢的權利 478 00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:11,779 她們是淑女 479 00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:13,510 而你們,你們是紳士 480 00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:14,847 看看她們 481 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:16,147 她們都在期待同一件事 482 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:18,154 這裡是安養院 483 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,584 我們都等著同一件事 484 00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:22,687 看著她們 485 00:29:22,994 --> 00:29:24,518 認真的看她們 486 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:27,693 你看她 487 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:31,929 她摸自己的手腕 488 00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:33,736 說不定她會接受 489 00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:35,134 說不定這是開端 490 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,132 那邊的那位 491 00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:42,273 難道還要我教你? 492 00:29:43,248 --> 00:29:46,411 女人,她們要的就是感情 493 00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:47,573 就是心動 494 00:29:47,685 --> 00:29:50,176 就是被愛,覺得自己被尊重 495 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:52,882 她們必須覺得自己獨特不凡 496 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:56,787 她們想成為男人最後的真愛 497 00:29:56,895 --> 00:29:58,021 就是這樣 498 00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:01,025 你們放心,我們的要求沒這麼多 499 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,225 我們要的跟你們完全相同 500 00:30:03,668 --> 00:30:06,068 只是希望有人無條件愛我們 501 00:30:16,381 --> 00:30:17,177 你看? 502 00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:21,814 這就是我的策略 503 00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:26,082 不然呢? -還好吧 504 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,704 謝謝 505 00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:52,843 我該走了 506 00:30:55,253 --> 00:30:56,345 鑰匙 507 00:31:04,762 --> 00:31:05,854 安全帽 508 00:31:07,065 --> 00:31:07,895 安全帽 509 00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:08,761 啊? 510 00:31:09,767 --> 00:31:10,927 安全帽 511 00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:15,064 對,這頂很棒 512 00:31:16,941 --> 00:31:19,466 如果你不介意,我想先留著 513 00:31:19,744 --> 00:31:22,304 剛好有需要,可是我沒有 514 00:31:22,413 --> 00:31:24,142 我在想 515 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:26,816 因為這附近很吵 516 00:31:27,118 --> 00:31:29,916 我想這個應該可以隔音 517 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:31,578 總之,今天晚上謝謝你 518 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,192 你的地址給我,我會帶去還給你 519 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:36,792 謝謝 520 00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:38,525 門沒鎖 521 00:32:03,388 --> 00:32:05,822 孩子,你動作怎麼那麼慢? 522 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,057 看看你妹妹 523 00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:11,956 她的進度比你快多了 524 00:32:12,063 --> 00:32:13,621 對不起,我累了 525 00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:15,899 你應該不至於太累 526 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:16,862 你才剛起床 527 00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:19,732 臉上還有枕頭印 528 00:32:19,837 --> 00:32:21,429 你要振作一點 529 00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:25,771 我安排你跟阿榮約會 530 00:32:26,177 --> 00:32:28,008 阿榮?誰啊? 531 00:32:28,212 --> 00:32:29,440 他是彈風琴的 532 00:32:29,981 --> 00:32:31,312 那個牙齒有縫的? 533 00:32:31,649 --> 00:32:33,583 你這個年紀不要挑三揀四 534 00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:36,085 他肯答應就算你走運了 535 00:32:36,187 --> 00:32:37,245 阿榮,不可能 536 00:32:37,355 --> 00:32:38,720 我說不要就不要 537 00:32:39,390 --> 00:32:41,290 你不為自己,也要為女兒著想 538 00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:43,292 青春期很麻煩 539 00:32:43,561 --> 00:32:44,528 我和寶琳也不對盤 540 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:45,926 幸好還有史戴凡在 541 00:32:48,099 --> 00:32:48,963 你要來一點嗎? 542 00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:49,827 不要 543 00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:04,310 別再照了,鏡子都會被你照壞 544 00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:05,575 看看你妹妹 545 00:33:05,683 --> 00:33:07,844 她才不會整天照鏡子 546 00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:09,978 我不是照鏡子,我是觀察自己 547 00:33:11,222 --> 00:33:12,849 無論何時何地 548 00:33:13,024 --> 00:33:14,548 我忍不住觀察自己 549 00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:17,793 當我坐上車,還沒開始發動 550 00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:19,897 我會扳後照鏡觀察自己 551 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,625 等紅燈時也一樣 552 00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:24,426 我會看電腦螢幕上的倒影 553 00:33:24,535 --> 00:33:26,765 電梯和櫥窗當然不放過 554 00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:28,532 甚至從刀面、小湯匙 555 00:33:28,639 --> 00:33:30,266 別人的太陽眼鏡上看我自己 556 00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:31,842 我跟自己長得不像 557 00:33:34,912 --> 00:33:38,643 那不是我,我的倒影跟我不合 558 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:39,876 所以我要確認 559 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:44,678 據說美人愛照鏡子,其實不然 560 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,820 不喜歡自己的人才會照鏡子 561 00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:52,755 住院時,我的外表和內在一樣醜 562 00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:54,860 醫院裡越憔悴的人越得到關愛 563 00:33:55,933 --> 00:33:58,800 你的醫生一定很辛苦 564 00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:20,406 生過病的人很難痊癒 565 00:35:25,356 --> 00:35:26,653 美女們,很棒 566 00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:30,419 休息一下 567 00:35:30,928 --> 00:35:32,054 放鬆 568 00:35:33,931 --> 00:35:35,398 這片廢墟必須重建 569 00:35:39,370 --> 00:35:41,770 假期結束後,我們要開始認真鍛鍊 570 00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:45,170 你們將學習脫衣舞 571 00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:46,571 脫衣舞 572 00:35:46,677 --> 00:35:47,974 就像蒂塔范提斯? 573 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,272 不,親愛的 574 00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:51,875 不像蒂塔范提斯 575 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,974 我不要求你們在香檳杯裡跳舞 576 00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:56,477 好可惜 577 00:35:57,788 --> 00:35:59,881 不過兩個月後 578 00:36:00,258 --> 00:36:01,953 你們要準備好參加盛大演出 579 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:03,449 意思是? 580 00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:05,624 年底盛大演出 -什麼? 581 00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:08,460 你們不是來較量身材的 582 00:36:08,966 --> 00:36:10,456 我們身為女人 583 00:36:13,704 --> 00:36:15,296 我們要展現自我 584 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:17,500 接受自我 585 00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:19,471 在所有人面前 586 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:24,810 我們要在別人面前脫衣服? 587 00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,406 對,親愛的 588 00:36:26,884 --> 00:36:29,478 那些人叫觀眾 589 00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:31,518 不行,老實說 590 00:36:31,622 --> 00:36:32,850 這是不可能的 591 00:36:33,124 --> 00:36:34,751 親愛的,有什麼不可能? 592 00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:37,389 在別人面前脫衣服,我做不到 593 00:36:37,662 --> 00:36:41,359 你可以,大家都可以 594 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,702 我不可能在我媽面前 595 00:36:50,808 --> 00:36:52,275 只用羽毛遮屁股跳舞 596 00:36:54,912 --> 00:36:56,812 你可以的 597 00:36:58,349 --> 00:36:59,680 她會受不了 598 00:37:07,425 --> 00:37:08,949 雙螢幕,親愛的 599 00:37:09,293 --> 00:37:10,055 什麼? 600 00:37:10,628 --> 00:37:14,860 你一邊滑手機一邊看電腦 601 00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:22,730 今天的晚餐你自己解決 602 00:37:26,010 --> 00:37:26,874 你要出門? 603 00:37:29,046 --> 00:37:33,039 對,我有東西要還給朋友 604 00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:38,322 我看起來如何? 605 00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:44,359 好極了 606 00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:46,122 謝謝你 607 00:37:46,230 --> 00:37:47,197 待會見 608 00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:37,503 討厭 609 00:38:41,919 --> 00:38:43,819 可惡 610 00:38:44,288 --> 00:38:46,153 去那邊找找看 611 00:38:48,959 --> 00:38:50,051 好無聊 612 00:38:50,127 --> 00:38:52,288 找到了 -拿來 613 00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:56,226 煩死了 614 00:39:10,047 --> 00:39:11,378 還你安全帽 615 00:39:29,767 --> 00:39:30,631 所以呢? 616 00:39:31,435 --> 00:39:32,265 所以什麼? 617 00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:34,664 多久沒做愛了? 618 00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:41,944 我不知道 619 00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:49,051 3天? 620 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:52,189 3個月? 621 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:56,417 3年! 622 00:39:57,628 --> 00:39:58,560 我的天 623 00:39:59,163 --> 00:40:00,221 好吧 624 00:40:00,631 --> 00:40:02,792 交給我處理 -不好吧 625 00:40:02,967 --> 00:40:04,628 我們可以先聊天 626 00:40:07,705 --> 00:40:08,637 謝謝 627 00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:12,202 這是你的把妹招數? 628 00:40:12,309 --> 00:40:14,140 日本茶 629 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:16,174 黑膠唱片 630 00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:20,350 我會聽她們說話 631 00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:22,745 讓她們願意開口 632 00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:24,853 這樣就夠了? 633 00:40:25,289 --> 00:40:26,551 通常是 634 00:40:27,124 --> 00:40:28,056 溫馨提醒 635 00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:30,525 我們聊的絕對不會洩漏出去 636 00:40:30,628 --> 00:40:32,789 我會保守秘密 637 00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:36,563 我表現得感同身受 638 00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:39,996 讓她們覺得我真的有興趣 639 00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:43,234 然後我讓她們看A片 640 00:40:44,308 --> 00:40:45,297 好,我懂了 641 00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:47,033 來吧,秀給我看 642 00:40:48,412 --> 00:40:50,778 不是A片,是之前的 643 00:40:50,881 --> 00:40:53,213 感同身受的傾聽 644 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:55,012 那就必須告訴我一些事 645 00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,381 透露某些秘密 646 00:40:56,554 --> 00:40:57,350 例如? 647 00:41:01,091 --> 00:41:03,753 亂倫,強暴,不治之症 648 00:41:04,094 --> 00:41:05,026 我照單全收 649 00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:07,726 好 650 00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:11,592 那個… 651 00:41:18,008 --> 00:41:21,444 其實,我小時候想當舞者 652 00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:22,612 我還算有天分 653 00:41:22,713 --> 00:41:24,840 總之,我母親不答應 654 00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:29,314 真的,好神奇 655 00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:31,081 我再說個別的,這招有效 656 00:41:31,288 --> 00:41:32,880 你沒有要抱怨的? 657 00:41:33,524 --> 00:41:36,550 你還好嗎?沒有困擾嗎? 658 00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:39,194 對你 659 00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:41,127 我有一個絕招 660 00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:43,489 在任何情況下都有效? 661 00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:44,932 沒錯 662 00:41:45,469 --> 00:41:46,026 太棒了 663 00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:48,161 然後你就把女人騙上床? 664 00:41:48,372 --> 00:41:49,339 通常是 665 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,139 跟你說,這招對我無效 666 00:42:13,931 --> 00:42:15,262 真老套 667 00:42:20,638 --> 00:42:22,503 這一招不管用 668 00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:24,970 不行 669 00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:26,875 不可能 670 00:42:28,245 --> 00:42:32,616 你真美麗… 671 00:42:32,616 --> 00:42:34,083 給你一點面子 672 00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:49,560 你如此美麗 673 00:42:55,506 --> 00:42:57,565 常住我心 674 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:02,379 難道你沒發現 675 00:43:05,482 --> 00:43:09,179 你是我所有希冀 676 00:43:10,454 --> 00:43:11,188 對不起 677 00:43:11,188 --> 00:43:17,184 你是我唯一所求 678 00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:25,630 你如此美麗 679 00:43:27,471 --> 00:43:29,166 常住我心 680 00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:38,782 如此快樂幸福 681 00:43:43,187 --> 00:43:45,382 都因為你 682 00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:48,354 不行,我要去洗手間 683 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:53,597 右手邊 684 00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:29,628 不會吧 685 00:44:38,976 --> 00:44:41,274 你浴室裡怎麼有那麼多東西? 686 00:44:42,046 --> 00:44:44,446 那是電視購物 687 00:44:45,249 --> 00:44:47,183 我當然知道是電視購物 688 00:44:47,918 --> 00:44:50,682 因為我會失眠 689 00:44:51,388 --> 00:44:53,447 所以我全買 -全部? 690 00:44:53,557 --> 00:44:54,649 全買 -全部? 691 00:44:54,758 --> 00:44:56,953 全買 692 00:44:58,395 --> 00:44:59,726 沒有人會買電視購物 693 00:44:59,830 --> 00:45:01,923 有,我和我奶奶 694 00:45:02,099 --> 00:45:04,590 她半夜打電話說要買這買那 695 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,567 這個在特價,買吧! 696 00:45:06,670 --> 00:45:07,728 所以我就買了 697 00:45:07,838 --> 00:45:09,305 可是這個用不到吧? 698 00:45:09,973 --> 00:45:11,440 用過幾次,沒用過 699 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,939 眼部護理儀?這是女人用的 700 00:45:14,478 --> 00:45:17,038 或許吧,可以消黑眼圈 701 00:45:18,082 --> 00:45:19,743 你說全買,真的全買? 702 00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:20,714 對,全部 703 00:45:21,218 --> 00:45:22,913 你該不會有腹肌訓練器? 704 00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:24,819 我還有全功能健身機 705 00:45:24,922 --> 00:45:26,287 不會吧? -在樓上 706 00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:27,755 真的嗎? -真的 707 00:45:29,426 --> 00:45:30,620 你沒有蔬果切片器吧? 708 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:31,660 在廚房裡 709 00:45:31,762 --> 00:45:33,354 還能切絲? -當然 710 00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:34,561 我討厭你 711 00:45:34,665 --> 00:45:35,859 我有能切開鞋子的刀 712 00:45:35,966 --> 00:45:36,933 這是基本配備 713 00:45:37,034 --> 00:45:37,966 我有兩把 714 00:45:38,635 --> 00:45:39,932 而且 -什麼? 715 00:45:42,139 --> 00:45:43,436 我有掃地機 716 00:45:43,540 --> 00:45:45,474 超大刷頭 -沒錯 717 00:45:45,843 --> 00:45:47,470 可伸縮握把? -對啊 718 00:45:47,811 --> 00:45:49,836 還有照明燈可用在傢俱底下 719 00:45:50,214 --> 00:45:51,772 如何? -我嘆為觀止 720 00:45:51,882 --> 00:45:52,371 是吧? 721 00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:54,314 其實你很孤單,很可憐 722 00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:56,978 對,可是從前我孤單,我可憐 723 00:45:57,087 --> 00:45:59,647 而且沒有汽車用工具箱 724 00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:01,182 所以我進步了 725 00:46:02,626 --> 00:46:03,684 還有別的花樣嗎? 726 00:46:04,261 --> 00:46:06,422 我有一堆芳香蠟燭 727 00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:08,064 那個就不必了 728 00:46:16,373 --> 00:46:17,203 什麼? 729 00:46:18,408 --> 00:46:20,899 其實我該走了,我忘了我還要早起 730 00:46:21,011 --> 00:46:22,035 你想幹什麼? 731 00:46:22,379 --> 00:46:23,175 沒什麼 732 00:46:25,249 --> 00:46:26,477 你為什麼來我家? 733 00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:29,885 還你安全帽 734 00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:32,149 還我安全帽? -對啊 735 00:46:32,256 --> 00:46:33,314 你耍我? 736 00:46:33,423 --> 00:46:35,186 沒有,只是我… 737 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,953 你無法理解 738 00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:38,192 對不起,原諒我 739 00:47:17,701 --> 00:47:19,066 你換髮型了? 740 00:47:20,103 --> 00:47:20,831 你不喜歡? 741 00:47:20,938 --> 00:47:22,235 我很喜歡,很適合你 742 00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:23,067 真的? 743 00:47:23,273 --> 00:47:24,934 你有對象了? -沒有 744 00:47:25,209 --> 00:47:26,904 或許有吧,我不知道 745 00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:29,171 有個男人叫克羅威 746 00:47:29,746 --> 00:47:31,304 我不清楚,我想我還沒準備好 747 00:47:31,415 --> 00:47:32,313 是嗎? 748 00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:39,485 比尿還難喝 749 00:47:42,159 --> 00:47:44,354 可惡,我累了,我不行了 750 00:47:44,461 --> 00:47:45,621 真的? -真的 751 00:47:45,796 --> 00:47:47,354 我想我得嗑藥提神 752 00:47:47,831 --> 00:47:49,196 不是吧? -是 753 00:47:49,299 --> 00:47:49,822 別這樣! 754 00:47:49,933 --> 00:47:53,300 沒有啦!我等一下要去開刀 755 00:47:53,637 --> 00:47:55,400 拉榭先生,您好 -賽琳,您好 756 00:47:55,505 --> 00:47:57,063 您好嗎? -很好,您呢? 757 00:47:57,841 --> 00:47:58,569 我們待會見? 758 00:47:58,675 --> 00:48:00,540 待會見 -待會見 759 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:06,410 看來這不適合我 760 00:48:06,516 --> 00:48:07,778 什麼不適合你? 761 00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:09,284 過得開心 762 00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:11,946 與人互動、幸福感…之類的 763 00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:14,080 我想我對任何形式的幸福過敏 764 00:48:14,291 --> 00:48:16,782 不然就是幸福對我過敏,更慘 765 00:48:18,996 --> 00:48:21,430 我會孤老一生 -孤老肉 766 00:48:21,765 --> 00:48:24,563 反正我對人生一無所知 767 00:48:30,540 --> 00:48:31,370 Siri? 768 00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:34,544 人生的意義是什麼? 769 00:48:35,712 --> 00:48:39,079 我不認為人們對這問題有共識 770 00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:40,812 Siri? 771 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,317 人生的意義是什麼? 772 00:48:43,253 --> 00:48:44,277 我不知道 773 00:48:44,388 --> 00:48:47,152 不過我相信有相關的應用軟體 774 00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:51,057 Siri,人生的意義是什麼? 775 00:48:51,161 --> 00:48:53,629 好了,你再問就要當機了 776 00:48:53,897 --> 00:48:57,958 當今的最佳解答似乎是巧克力 777 00:48:58,268 --> 00:48:59,565 這就對了 778 00:48:59,803 --> 00:49:00,895 我們都很滿意 779 00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:09,169 每天我都看著人離開 780 00:49:09,579 --> 00:49:11,604 人生真是一個大笑話 781 00:49:11,882 --> 00:49:13,144 所以拜託你,露露 782 00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:14,808 就做你覺得好玩的事 783 00:49:14,918 --> 00:49:17,853 其它的不要再抱怨 784 00:49:25,295 --> 00:49:28,287 對不起,我遲到了 785 00:49:28,465 --> 00:49:29,796 要怪我先生 786 00:49:30,167 --> 00:49:32,465 他忘了帶索菲安的書包 787 00:49:34,104 --> 00:49:35,935 他搞不定三個小孩 788 00:49:36,039 --> 00:49:37,404 不知道他怎麼應付員工 789 00:49:37,507 --> 00:49:38,701 三個書包 790 00:49:39,242 --> 00:49:40,402 三本筆記 791 00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:41,975 三份點心 -還好吧 792 00:49:42,079 --> 00:49:43,842 不要去讀軍校 793 00:49:44,114 --> 00:49:45,547 他們要如何主持作戰? 794 00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:47,844 糟糕,忘了裝設飛彈! 795 00:49:47,951 --> 00:49:50,112 搞錯了! 796 00:49:50,787 --> 00:49:52,652 今天早上順利嗎? -很順利 797 00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:54,515 我們學到如何脫胸罩 798 00:49:54,624 --> 00:49:55,613 這個厲害 799 00:49:55,726 --> 00:49:57,591 克蘿黛最有天份 800 00:49:58,061 --> 00:50:01,189 我在半年內天天袒胸露乳 801 00:50:01,298 --> 00:50:02,424 我訓練有素 802 00:50:02,532 --> 00:50:03,658 難怪 803 00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:05,825 然後我們用椅子來練習 804 00:50:05,936 --> 00:50:07,995 露西給我們露了一手 805 00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:10,164 簡直是專業級舞者 806 00:50:11,108 --> 00:50:12,666 我們家的人筋骨柔軟 807 00:50:12,776 --> 00:50:14,505 我遺傳到我媽 808 00:50:15,145 --> 00:50:17,773 遺傳到她的柔軟和癌症基因 809 00:50:18,448 --> 00:50:20,575 沒上到課我嘔死了 810 00:50:20,751 --> 00:50:23,982 今晚莎碧要跳脫衣舞給老公看 811 00:50:24,087 --> 00:50:25,714 場面一定很火熱 812 00:50:25,822 --> 00:50:28,655 火辣辣 813 00:50:29,726 --> 00:50:31,853 你們都有男朋友或老公? 814 00:50:31,962 --> 00:50:33,486 有啊 815 00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:34,694 你沒有嗎? 816 00:50:35,565 --> 00:50:36,327 沒有 817 00:50:36,666 --> 00:50:37,894 請注意 818 00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:40,029 今天是脫衣舞日 819 00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:41,701 準備好了? 820 00:50:42,439 --> 00:50:44,839 你們準備好展現自己了? 821 00:50:46,610 --> 00:50:47,838 為了練習,我需要觀眾 822 00:50:47,944 --> 00:50:49,343 於是我邀請達米安 823 00:50:49,446 --> 00:50:51,209 他是這裡的燈光師 824 00:50:51,415 --> 00:50:54,578 我運氣好,請到這位… 825 00:50:54,684 --> 00:50:55,981 迪迪耶 -迪迪耶 826 00:50:56,153 --> 00:50:57,450 迪迪耶,你做哪一行? 827 00:50:57,587 --> 00:50:58,315 什麼? 828 00:50:58,488 --> 00:51:00,479 您在酒店裡做什麼工作? 829 00:51:00,590 --> 00:51:01,716 我是清潔工 830 00:51:01,958 --> 00:51:03,016 好喔 831 00:51:03,126 --> 00:51:04,650 非常好,非常適合 832 00:51:05,028 --> 00:51:07,724 在真正面對觀眾之前 833 00:51:07,831 --> 00:51:10,299 你們要先全裸登場 834 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,958 也就是說,你們要一個接一個上台 835 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:13,866 全裸 836 00:51:15,539 --> 00:51:16,836 為時10秒 837 00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:18,472 我們要脫光衣服? 838 00:51:19,476 --> 00:51:19,874 我辦不到 839 00:51:19,976 --> 00:51:23,605 莎碧要在男士面前裸舞 840 00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:27,144 勇敢的表演吧 841 00:51:29,853 --> 00:51:30,717 怎麼了? 842 00:51:30,821 --> 00:51:31,753 我做不到 843 00:51:31,855 --> 00:51:33,049 好不自在,我做不到 844 00:51:33,156 --> 00:51:35,556 可以!想像你是光溜溜的小寶寶 845 00:51:35,659 --> 00:51:36,956 你看! 846 00:51:37,060 --> 00:51:38,857 你就像這樣搖屁股 847 00:51:38,962 --> 00:51:40,930 你看莎碧的大屁股 848 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,399 我們先從克蘿黛開始 849 00:52:20,103 --> 00:52:22,833 太棒了! 850 00:52:23,540 --> 00:52:24,529 太棒了! 851 00:54:16,453 --> 00:54:17,920 我沒想到你會打來 852 00:54:23,860 --> 00:54:25,122 我也沒想到 853 00:54:30,667 --> 00:54:32,328 為什麼你到處把妹? 854 00:54:35,572 --> 00:54:37,130 心理醫生說 855 00:54:37,774 --> 00:54:39,833 這叫自戀型自抬身價 856 00:54:41,611 --> 00:54:43,408 我到處把妹以填補空虛 857 00:54:44,047 --> 00:54:45,446 你為何需要自抬身價? 858 00:54:46,616 --> 00:54:47,708 因為我的鼻子 859 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:49,582 你的鼻子怎麼了? 860 00:54:49,919 --> 00:54:51,784 在學校裡,大家都嘲笑我 861 00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:54,082 你鼻子很好看 862 00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:56,282 我的鼻子像薩科吉,你看 863 00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:58,457 根本不像,我該怎麼說呢? 864 00:54:59,562 --> 00:55:01,757 你的鼻子很好看 -醜死了 865 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:03,129 少來了 866 00:55:10,774 --> 00:55:12,207 你長得也很美 867 00:55:16,746 --> 00:55:18,577 第一次有人說我美 868 00:55:59,522 --> 00:56:00,318 露露? 869 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,731 睡過去一點 870 00:56:30,653 --> 00:56:33,087 你要堅強 871 00:56:34,924 --> 00:56:36,118 我已經… 872 00:56:37,827 --> 00:56:40,091 我看過檢查結果,不太好 873 00:56:40,997 --> 00:56:42,624 癌症復發 874 00:56:45,368 --> 00:56:47,563 所以我想 875 00:56:48,438 --> 00:56:50,668 你必須考慮 876 00:56:51,541 --> 00:56:53,031 乳房切除手術 877 00:56:53,476 --> 00:56:54,943 我們要切除兩邊乳房 878 00:56:55,645 --> 00:56:57,112 好嗎?這樣比較保險 879 00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:01,413 可是,等你恢復得差不多了 880 00:57:02,352 --> 00:57:03,979 我會幫你重建乳房 881 00:57:05,488 --> 00:57:06,648 我幫你… 882 00:57:07,190 --> 00:57:09,852 我幫你做得像金卡達夏 883 00:57:09,959 --> 00:57:10,948 好嗎?可以嗎? 884 00:57:11,060 --> 00:57:15,019 不行,我要像安潔莉娜裘莉 885 00:57:16,633 --> 00:57:17,395 好 886 00:57:33,082 --> 00:57:34,913 你記得小時候我躲到你床上 887 00:57:35,018 --> 00:57:36,542 因為我怕打雷 888 00:57:38,021 --> 00:57:39,454 你什麼都怕 889 00:57:39,789 --> 00:57:42,758 打雷對小孩來說真的很可怕 890 00:57:43,693 --> 00:57:44,523 不 891 00:57:45,829 --> 00:57:46,921 不太可怕 892 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:21,820 露西,開門 893 00:58:24,868 --> 00:58:25,835 露西 894 00:58:43,119 --> 00:58:44,609 可惡! 895 00:58:45,188 --> 00:58:47,053 你要裝死到什麼時候? 896 00:58:47,790 --> 00:58:49,417 你的問題到底是什麼? 897 00:58:50,159 --> 00:58:52,354 你怕什麼?我們什麼都還沒做 898 00:58:54,964 --> 00:58:56,124 露西,你知道 899 00:58:57,667 --> 00:58:59,965 以前我追求女人只為了性愛 900 00:59:01,571 --> 00:59:03,061 我對你不同 901 00:59:04,908 --> 00:59:06,500 你的個性糟透了 902 00:59:12,315 --> 00:59:13,577 你想要什麼? 903 00:59:19,589 --> 00:59:21,147 我想要認識你 904 00:59:24,627 --> 00:59:26,117 我要知道你的一切 905 00:59:29,165 --> 00:59:30,632 我想看你健康的樣子 906 00:59:30,733 --> 00:59:32,963 我想看你生病的樣子 907 00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:38,002 我想看你對我說謊 908 00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:42,442 我想知道你睡床的哪一邊 909 00:59:44,547 --> 00:59:45,844 什麼能逗你笑 910 00:59:46,215 --> 00:59:47,477 什麼能讓你哭 911 00:59:50,753 --> 00:59:51,742 露西? 912 01:00:02,398 --> 01:00:03,296 露西 913 01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:08,168 露西 914 01:00:16,813 --> 01:00:17,871 你很難搞 915 01:00:18,214 --> 01:00:19,909 可惡,你真的很難搞 916 01:00:41,270 --> 01:00:42,362 你遲到了 917 01:00:44,073 --> 01:00:45,267 等一下,不要動 918 01:00:46,109 --> 01:00:47,599 我叫你不要動 919 01:00:49,379 --> 01:00:50,403 別動 920 01:00:50,947 --> 01:00:51,777 別動 921 01:00:54,450 --> 01:00:56,418 你準備好參加星期二的盛會? 922 01:00:56,953 --> 01:00:58,921 我迫不及待 923 01:00:59,022 --> 01:01:01,320 我男朋友和父母也會出席 924 01:01:02,058 --> 01:01:03,923 我太高興了 925 01:01:04,027 --> 01:01:06,962 一定很震撼 926 01:01:07,397 --> 01:01:08,955 你的家人會來嗎? 927 01:01:12,068 --> 01:01:13,160 你怎麼了? 928 01:01:17,006 --> 01:01:18,564 我不能參加演出 929 01:01:19,809 --> 01:01:21,003 復發? 930 01:01:22,211 --> 01:01:23,269 要切除? 931 01:01:23,780 --> 01:01:24,576 對 932 01:01:27,083 --> 01:01:28,641 不參加演出 933 01:01:31,487 --> 01:01:33,751 一旦放棄,就是永遠放棄 934 01:01:34,791 --> 01:01:36,520 你是女人,你知道如何奮鬥 935 01:01:37,627 --> 01:01:39,857 女性特質就是你的武器 936 01:01:41,497 --> 01:01:43,192 對自己溫柔一點 937 01:01:43,433 --> 01:01:44,730 要溫柔 938 01:01:45,668 --> 01:01:47,533 痛的部位更要閃亮 939 01:01:49,505 --> 01:01:51,200 頭髮用羽毛裝飾 940 01:01:52,975 --> 01:01:54,772 把緞帶綁在繃帶上 941 01:01:57,547 --> 01:02:00,141 以最炫耀的方式 942 01:02:04,620 --> 01:02:06,053 告別乳房 943 01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:13,953 你等著看 944 01:02:17,533 --> 01:02:18,693 你等著看 945 01:02:31,214 --> 01:02:32,681 對不起,我們打烊了 946 01:02:32,782 --> 01:02:33,908 只要一朵玫瑰就好 947 01:02:34,016 --> 01:02:35,074 收銀機關了 948 01:02:35,184 --> 01:02:36,583 通融一下 949 01:02:36,686 --> 01:02:39,416 忘掉老婆生日的老公去死 950 01:02:39,522 --> 01:02:41,080 不會提早準備嗎?要打烊了 951 01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:42,623 謝謝 -不客氣 952 01:02:45,728 --> 01:02:48,026 看來你很久沒做生意了 953 01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:50,895 總要招呼客人 954 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,058 你知道嗎? 955 01:02:53,336 --> 01:02:54,496 你來算帳 956 01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,970 不行,我不會算帳,而且我… 957 01:02:57,073 --> 01:02:59,371 這4年來都是我在算帳 958 01:02:59,475 --> 01:03:01,272 這4年來我承擔一切 959 01:03:02,478 --> 01:03:04,105 我告訴你,你要動起來 960 01:03:05,648 --> 01:03:08,811 當然得癌症不是你的錯 961 01:03:09,652 --> 01:03:12,120 但你有關心過我的生活嗎? 962 01:03:13,923 --> 01:03:15,413 露西,你不是病人了 963 01:03:18,394 --> 01:03:19,861 我也很累 964 01:03:20,530 --> 01:03:22,122 我也有我的日子要過 965 01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:26,097 現在我要去參加親師會 966 01:03:26,202 --> 01:03:29,137 所以你自己想辦法 967 01:03:29,872 --> 01:03:31,362 你要算帳 968 01:03:31,774 --> 01:03:33,241 你來關門 969 01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:35,038 我要走了 970 01:05:31,193 --> 01:05:33,127 你腦殘嗎?你在做什麼? 971 01:05:33,396 --> 01:05:34,727 你不是去開會? 972 01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:35,922 開什麼會? 973 01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:39,032 你的親師會 974 01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:41,130 那不是親師會 975 01:05:42,538 --> 01:05:43,835 他放我鴿子 976 01:05:44,206 --> 01:05:45,195 怎麼會? 977 01:05:45,708 --> 01:05:47,505 你幹嘛大驚小怪 978 01:05:49,045 --> 01:05:50,512 史戴凡老是不在家 979 01:05:50,746 --> 01:05:52,737 他跟每個女同事都有一腿 980 01:05:53,549 --> 01:05:55,278 他背叛你? 981 01:05:56,819 --> 01:05:58,980 任何事都有可能發生 982 01:06:05,027 --> 01:06:07,621 我提醒你,你剛才在跳脫衣舞 983 01:06:07,730 --> 01:06:08,958 你想談談嗎? 984 01:06:09,732 --> 01:06:13,395 其實這是一種告別的儀式 985 01:06:15,738 --> 01:06:17,296 我要切除兩邊的乳房 986 01:06:19,775 --> 01:06:20,764 不會吧! 987 01:06:23,779 --> 01:06:25,440 不,這是不可能的 988 01:06:29,485 --> 01:06:31,316 我很抱歉 989 01:06:34,857 --> 01:06:36,154 你要我把乳房給你嗎? 990 01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:38,592 我願意把乳房送給你 991 01:06:40,196 --> 01:06:42,027 反正我留著也沒用 992 01:06:42,698 --> 01:06:43,995 我的孩子長大了 993 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:45,833 老公不見人影 994 01:06:48,404 --> 01:06:51,066 男人為什麼在乎乳房 995 01:06:51,173 --> 01:06:52,504 我不知道 996 01:07:12,395 --> 01:07:14,761 就像這樣,放上來 997 01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:20,465 然後怎麼辦? 998 01:07:21,370 --> 01:07:22,564 我哪知道 999 01:07:28,144 --> 01:07:29,873 抽一口 -不要 1000 01:07:29,979 --> 01:07:31,071 只抽一口沒關係 1001 01:07:31,180 --> 01:07:32,112 不用了 1002 01:07:33,716 --> 01:07:35,445 你覺得誰身材比較好? 1003 01:07:35,985 --> 01:07:36,974 露西或瑪儂? 1004 01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:40,052 我不會注意我媽的身材 1005 01:07:41,190 --> 01:07:42,179 她就是我媽 1006 01:07:43,225 --> 01:07:44,487 我覺得我媽很正 1007 01:07:45,027 --> 01:07:47,188 她應該能找到比我爸更好的男人 1008 01:07:49,532 --> 01:07:51,466 你不覺得歐登絲不是很乖? 1009 01:07:54,003 --> 01:07:55,470 她有她的煩惱 1010 01:07:55,971 --> 01:07:58,405 偏偏你姊留不住好男人 1011 01:07:58,974 --> 01:08:01,772 晚上6點可以嗎?太好了 1012 01:08:01,877 --> 01:08:03,674 天啊,不會吧,是今天晚上 1013 01:08:03,879 --> 01:08:05,073 好,再見 1014 01:08:05,181 --> 01:08:06,671 不要加太多大蒜 1015 01:08:07,383 --> 01:08:08,543 上星期你就放了太多 1016 01:08:08,651 --> 01:08:10,642 露西阿姨 -你們好嗎? 1017 01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:13,051 艾登,等我一下 1018 01:08:13,322 --> 01:08:15,313 抱抱,親一下 1019 01:08:16,892 --> 01:08:18,553 什麼? -你晚上要出門? 1020 01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:21,025 我保證你看起來非常正 1021 01:08:21,363 --> 01:08:22,421 謝謝 1022 01:08:23,232 --> 01:08:23,926 你還好嗎? 1023 01:08:26,235 --> 01:08:27,600 稟報母后了嗎? 1024 01:08:28,404 --> 01:08:28,995 沒有,我不敢 1025 01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:29,901 為什麼? 1026 01:08:30,005 --> 01:08:33,168 她會說我假裝復發來引人注意 1027 01:08:33,375 --> 01:08:34,171 你要我告訴她? 1028 01:08:34,276 --> 01:08:35,072 不用,我自己說 1029 01:08:35,177 --> 01:08:35,700 我可以告訴她 1030 01:08:35,811 --> 01:08:36,402 不用,我自己說 1031 01:08:36,512 --> 01:08:38,241 只是要找適當的時機 1032 01:08:38,781 --> 01:08:39,440 露西 1033 01:08:42,685 --> 01:08:43,811 時機到了 1034 01:08:44,053 --> 01:08:45,315 待會見 1035 01:08:45,688 --> 01:08:47,019 不要把麵包吃光 1036 01:08:50,759 --> 01:08:51,350 有事嗎? 1037 01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:54,395 你來幫忙摘豆子 1038 01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:11,241 媽媽,你最近好嗎? 1039 01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:12,948 我很好 1040 01:09:13,716 --> 01:09:14,546 非常好 1041 01:09:16,352 --> 01:09:17,444 為什麼問這個? 1042 01:09:18,587 --> 01:09:20,487 不知道,我想沒人問過你 1043 01:09:20,923 --> 01:09:21,981 我好得很 1044 01:09:24,593 --> 01:09:25,423 還要幫什麼嗎? 1045 01:09:25,528 --> 01:09:26,552 不用,謝謝 1046 01:09:39,608 --> 01:09:40,267 媽媽? 1047 01:09:41,377 --> 01:09:42,605 我有話要跟你說 1048 01:09:45,781 --> 01:09:46,941 你在幹什麼? 1049 01:09:47,149 --> 01:09:47,843 摘豆子 1050 01:09:48,050 --> 01:09:50,416 給你3公斤,你也會全部摘? 1051 01:09:50,519 --> 01:09:51,042 是啊 1052 01:09:51,153 --> 01:09:52,814 拜託,這裡又不是軍營 1053 01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:53,985 太浪費了 1054 01:09:54,089 --> 01:09:54,919 不然要做什麼? 1055 01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:56,924 摘1公斤就好 1056 01:09:57,259 --> 01:09:59,420 而且菲德烈克的小孩不吃豆子 1057 01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:03,055 這麼多豆子,我怎麼辦? 1058 01:10:03,732 --> 01:10:05,461 串成項鍊送給黑人小朋友 1059 01:10:20,549 --> 01:10:21,641 你在畫什麼? 1060 01:10:22,017 --> 01:10:24,508 爸爸,媽媽,艾登和我 1061 01:10:24,853 --> 01:10:25,877 這個人是誰? 1062 01:10:25,988 --> 01:10:27,012 是我 1063 01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:29,157 啊,你是公主 -對 1064 01:10:29,258 --> 01:10:31,021 是啊,女生都是公主 1065 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,387 那這個人是爸爸嗎? 1066 01:10:32,595 --> 01:10:34,324 不,這是我的王子 1067 01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:35,921 你的王子好帥 1068 01:10:36,131 --> 01:10:37,393 鞋子很漂亮 -謝謝 1069 01:10:37,499 --> 01:10:40,059 非常漂亮 -你的白馬王子呢? 1070 01:10:41,337 --> 01:10:42,964 世界上沒有白馬王子 1071 01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:47,000 壞巫婆對公主下詛咒 1072 01:10:47,209 --> 01:10:48,938 所以公主殘缺不全 1073 01:10:49,845 --> 01:10:54,111 那些王子喜歡漂亮的公主 1074 01:10:54,316 --> 01:10:56,011 不喜歡殘缺的公主 1075 01:10:56,218 --> 01:10:58,152 所以公主就離開了 1076 01:11:00,856 --> 01:11:03,086 茱莉安,你沒跟奶奶打招呼 1077 01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:04,420 過來打招呼 1078 01:11:04,526 --> 01:11:06,084 去找奶奶 1079 01:11:13,669 --> 01:11:14,863 煩死了 1080 01:11:19,808 --> 01:11:20,900 他把你甩了? 1081 01:11:21,377 --> 01:11:23,106 沒有,是我要分手 1082 01:11:24,847 --> 01:11:25,836 你告訴他了? 1083 01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:27,472 沒有,他不知道 1084 01:11:28,884 --> 01:11:30,112 怎麼不知道? 1085 01:11:30,352 --> 01:11:32,149 我完全沒告訴他 1086 01:11:36,592 --> 01:11:37,650 什麼? 1087 01:11:38,093 --> 01:11:40,357 不行,露露,說真的 1088 01:11:41,063 --> 01:11:43,156 你以為你活在哪個世界? 1089 01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:46,397 電影裡的男人都是混蛋 1090 01:11:46,669 --> 01:11:49,934 真實世界的男人並不混蛋 1091 01:11:50,105 --> 01:11:52,039 他們會親女生,牽她們的手 1092 01:11:52,241 --> 01:11:53,765 跟她們說一切都會順利 1093 01:11:53,976 --> 01:11:54,943 你懂嗎?還不快去! 1094 01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:56,111 晚上再去 -現在就去! 1095 01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:57,074 我今晚告訴他 1096 01:11:58,013 --> 01:11:59,913 不,現在就告訴他 1097 01:12:00,115 --> 01:12:01,275 他住哪裡?很遠嗎? 1098 01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:03,007 地鐵兩站,可是快吃飯了 1099 01:12:03,218 --> 01:12:05,186 我才不管,我來應付母后 1100 01:12:05,387 --> 01:12:07,355 還不快去,去啦 1101 01:12:07,556 --> 01:12:09,319 不然聞我的腳,聞我的腳 1102 01:12:09,425 --> 01:12:10,187 去吧 1103 01:12:10,292 --> 01:12:11,589 你想聞我的腳?快去! 1104 01:12:11,694 --> 01:12:13,685 你好噁心,你很討厭 1105 01:12:14,463 --> 01:12:15,157 去吧 1106 01:12:18,634 --> 01:12:19,362 媽媽 1107 01:12:21,270 --> 01:12:21,895 媽媽 1108 01:12:22,504 --> 01:12:23,232 幹嘛? 1109 01:12:24,606 --> 01:12:26,471 你幫我炸薯片好不好? 1110 01:12:27,142 --> 01:12:28,131 薯片? 1111 01:12:28,444 --> 01:12:30,071 對,你幫我炸薯片 1112 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:33,509 新鮮馬鈴薯切成薄片 1113 01:12:33,716 --> 01:12:36,207 就像生牛肉薄片 1114 01:12:36,518 --> 01:12:37,382 不過是薯片 1115 01:12:38,921 --> 01:12:39,888 薯片 1116 01:12:39,988 --> 01:12:41,615 薯片,薯片,我的天… 1117 01:13:10,352 --> 01:13:11,785 我要告訴你我有… 1118 01:13:13,756 --> 01:13:15,155 就是… 1119 01:13:20,195 --> 01:13:21,025 我 1120 01:13:21,463 --> 01:13:22,487 其實 1121 01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:27,891 我 1122 01:13:41,350 --> 01:13:43,113 你有給她看過你買的牙膏? 1123 01:13:44,219 --> 01:13:45,049 沒有 1124 01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:52,192 你本來想跟我說什麼? 1125 01:13:52,394 --> 01:13:53,656 沒什麼,算了 1126 01:13:54,296 --> 01:13:55,524 已經不重要了 1127 01:14:21,356 --> 01:14:22,482 大家都到齊了? 1128 01:14:22,591 --> 01:14:23,956 可以開動了? 1129 01:14:24,059 --> 01:14:25,151 是的,媽媽 1130 01:14:28,096 --> 01:14:29,222 這洋腿好漂亮 1131 01:14:30,232 --> 01:14:31,392 烤得很好 1132 01:14:34,336 --> 01:14:35,826 再多一點 1133 01:14:35,938 --> 01:14:37,963 要全部吃完 1134 01:14:38,740 --> 01:14:40,264 露露不用太多 -要豆子嗎? 1135 01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:42,410 不用,我有薯片 1136 01:14:42,711 --> 01:14:44,736 薯片呢?我要薯片 1137 01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:46,670 歐登絲 1138 01:14:46,949 --> 01:14:48,610 你去換一件像樣的衣服 1139 01:14:49,384 --> 01:14:52,285 (去你的耶穌) 1140 01:14:54,990 --> 01:14:55,888 你先去卸妝 1141 01:14:55,991 --> 01:14:58,186 等儀容清爽了再回來 1142 01:14:58,293 --> 01:15:00,022 媽,你在說什麼? 1143 01:15:00,229 --> 01:15:01,662 她的衣服很有趣 1144 01:15:03,298 --> 01:15:04,697 這裡是我的餐桌 1145 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,631 在我的餐桌要舉止端莊 1146 01:15:06,735 --> 01:15:09,795 如果你不認同家裡的規矩 1147 01:15:10,005 --> 01:15:10,972 你可以退下 1148 01:15:14,209 --> 01:15:15,233 你可以離開 1149 01:15:16,712 --> 01:15:18,839 寶琳,去拿你的背心來 1150 01:15:22,484 --> 01:15:25,146 露西,你應該教訓你女兒 1151 01:15:25,921 --> 01:15:27,684 不,我不必教訓我女兒 1152 01:15:28,090 --> 01:15:29,887 我女兒的言行無懈可擊 1153 01:15:30,259 --> 01:15:31,556 她不做假 1154 01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:33,987 她只是不在乎別人怎麼看她 1155 01:15:34,196 --> 01:15:35,288 當她15歲 1156 01:15:35,397 --> 01:15:36,830 她能做到我做不到的事 1157 01:15:37,232 --> 01:15:37,857 接受自己 1158 01:15:37,966 --> 01:15:39,900 她可以做她想做的,穿她想穿的 1159 01:15:40,002 --> 01:15:41,867 她想裸體跳舞也行 1160 01:15:42,070 --> 01:15:43,264 我會始終以她為榮 1161 01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:58,716 寶琳? 1162 01:16:00,155 --> 01:16:02,214 我嗑了大麻 1163 01:16:02,324 --> 01:16:03,382 你做了什麼? 1164 01:16:04,726 --> 01:16:06,193 我嗑了大麻 1165 01:16:08,430 --> 01:16:09,419 好吧 1166 01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:12,398 不會吧 1167 01:16:12,601 --> 01:16:14,967 我要喝一點紅酒 1168 01:16:15,103 --> 01:16:16,365 我也喝一點 1169 01:16:17,139 --> 01:16:18,572 媽,幫你倒一點? 1170 01:16:18,774 --> 01:16:19,570 不要 1171 01:16:19,775 --> 01:16:20,036 星期日不喝酒 1172 01:16:20,142 --> 01:16:23,236 媽,我覺得你可以喝一點 1173 01:16:26,381 --> 01:16:29,475 道德過度是最大的罪惡 1174 01:16:29,685 --> 01:16:30,811 我幫你倒? -不用了 1175 01:16:31,019 --> 01:16:32,384 歐登絲,你要嗎? 1176 01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:33,646 加一點古柯鹼? 1177 01:16:33,855 --> 01:16:35,117 就像加點鹽 1178 01:16:35,324 --> 01:16:36,018 味道會更好 1179 01:16:36,124 --> 01:16:38,183 這不太好吧 1180 01:16:52,507 --> 01:16:54,600 阿姨,歐登絲沒有抽大麻 1181 01:17:03,185 --> 01:17:05,449 露西現在不適合,她在喝咖啡 1182 01:17:05,554 --> 01:17:06,384 我知道 1183 01:17:08,490 --> 01:17:09,252 媽媽 1184 01:17:09,424 --> 01:17:11,358 不行!我在喝咖啡 1185 01:17:21,069 --> 01:17:22,593 你就是不死心 1186 01:17:23,839 --> 01:17:24,965 你覺得我很醜嗎? 1187 01:17:26,975 --> 01:17:28,465 你從不死心 1188 01:17:28,677 --> 01:17:30,804 你想一直糾纏到我死為止 1189 01:17:33,115 --> 01:17:35,106 小時候你幫我們報名舞蹈課 1190 01:17:35,217 --> 01:17:36,775 你還記得嗎? 1191 01:17:37,519 --> 01:17:38,213 不記得 1192 01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:40,217 我很喜歡,你記得嗎? 1193 01:17:41,323 --> 01:17:43,689 表演那一天,你來後台找我 1194 01:17:43,792 --> 01:17:45,384 你不准我上台 1195 01:17:45,594 --> 01:17:47,255 你又要提這件事 1196 01:17:47,362 --> 01:17:49,728 我們在台下看著瑪儂跳舞 1197 01:17:50,065 --> 01:17:51,464 當時你很胖 1198 01:17:52,267 --> 01:17:53,564 人家會笑你 1199 01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:54,761 你覺得我很醜? 1200 01:18:17,459 --> 01:18:18,323 我遇到你爸時 1201 01:18:18,427 --> 01:18:20,224 他剛從醫學院畢業 1202 01:18:23,131 --> 01:18:24,223 我只有19歲 1203 01:18:26,802 --> 01:18:28,292 他長得很帥 1204 01:18:30,772 --> 01:18:32,603 我只是個小ㄚ頭 1205 01:18:33,041 --> 01:18:34,838 我對人生一無所知 1206 01:18:40,315 --> 01:18:42,510 我始終不懂他為何看上我 1207 01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:49,088 我以為他會愛上更美的女人 1208 01:18:53,895 --> 01:18:55,556 他為我付出一生 1209 01:18:59,935 --> 01:19:01,300 始終沒有拋棄我 1210 01:19:10,345 --> 01:19:12,745 我看著你,就像看到你爸爸 1211 01:19:15,717 --> 01:19:17,548 你有他的嘴唇和眼睛 1212 01:19:19,821 --> 01:19:22,289 我看著你,就像看到你爸爸 1213 01:19:26,428 --> 01:19:28,225 當你得到癌症 1214 01:19:28,864 --> 01:19:30,263 我非常害怕 1215 01:19:32,334 --> 01:19:33,961 我怕會失去你 1216 01:19:35,337 --> 01:19:38,568 失去你就會忘記你爸爸的容貌 1217 01:19:41,376 --> 01:19:43,742 好了,你滿意了嗎? 1218 01:19:44,646 --> 01:19:46,807 現在我可以安心喝咖啡了? 1219 01:20:20,882 --> 01:20:23,373 我勸你不要 1220 01:20:25,086 --> 01:20:26,053 我不會,可是… 1221 01:20:28,890 --> 01:20:30,255 你有試過? -有 1222 01:20:30,458 --> 01:20:31,550 那個動作 1223 01:20:40,335 --> 01:20:41,233 你會緊張? 1224 01:20:41,803 --> 01:20:43,634 有一點 -我也是 1225 01:20:57,385 --> 01:20:59,353 怎麼了?怎麼了? 1226 01:21:00,422 --> 01:21:01,548 喜愛你們所做的事 1227 01:21:03,725 --> 01:21:05,590 認真練習,輕鬆呈現 1228 01:21:07,128 --> 01:21:09,562 相信直覺,不要去判斷 1229 01:21:11,066 --> 01:21:12,363 聽我的建議 1230 01:21:12,801 --> 01:21:14,428 留下好的,捨棄壞的 1231 01:21:17,505 --> 01:21:19,029 千萬不要有遺憾 1232 01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:22,574 不是嗎? 1233 01:21:23,678 --> 01:21:24,975 現在 1234 01:21:26,314 --> 01:21:27,076 跳舞吧! 1235 01:21:29,651 --> 01:21:30,515 跳舞吧! 1236 01:21:50,972 --> 01:21:53,304 歐登絲?你還好吧? 1237 01:21:54,943 --> 01:21:56,843 冷靜一點,你在哪裡? 1238 01:21:58,346 --> 01:22:00,007 什麼?你一個人在公車亭? 1239 01:22:00,982 --> 01:22:01,710 等一下,我馬上來 1240 01:22:01,816 --> 01:22:03,613 不要亂跑,留在原地 1241 01:22:03,718 --> 01:22:04,776 我必須離開,因為我女兒 1242 01:22:04,886 --> 01:22:05,375 可是… 1243 01:22:05,487 --> 01:22:06,545 我不會去很久 1244 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:08,048 你代替我,你先上台 1245 01:22:08,156 --> 01:22:08,952 我馬上回來 1246 01:22:14,596 --> 01:22:15,654 我會趕回來 1247 01:22:24,572 --> 01:22:28,303 我等到70歲才能展現自己 1248 01:22:30,946 --> 01:22:33,278 快輪到我們了,露西還不回來 1249 01:22:33,381 --> 01:22:36,509 為了一點小事,她很討厭 1250 01:22:36,718 --> 01:22:38,083 我們怎麼辦?取消嗎? 1251 01:22:38,186 --> 01:22:38,880 不行 1252 01:23:12,887 --> 01:23:13,979 媽呀 1253 01:23:16,358 --> 01:23:17,017 什麼? 1254 01:23:17,225 --> 01:23:18,487 我不知道該說什麼 1255 01:23:19,794 --> 01:23:20,818 沒關係,我有話跟你說 1256 01:23:20,929 --> 01:23:21,861 你說吧 1257 01:23:21,963 --> 01:23:24,261 我要表演脫衣舞 1258 01:23:24,933 --> 01:23:25,297 什麼? 1259 01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:26,458 快輪到我了 1260 01:23:26,568 --> 01:23:27,899 不快一點就來不及了 1261 01:23:28,136 --> 01:23:29,501 你跳脫衣舞,你? 1262 01:23:29,604 --> 01:23:31,469 對,我會跟你解釋 1263 01:23:34,376 --> 01:23:36,344 我跳脫衣舞,算是治療 1264 01:23:36,544 --> 01:23:38,136 為了找回自信心 1265 01:23:39,681 --> 01:23:41,615 你以裸體來找回自信? 1266 01:23:41,716 --> 01:23:43,775 也是為了意識到你擁有身體 1267 01:23:49,524 --> 01:23:50,252 什麼? 1268 01:23:50,458 --> 01:23:51,823 我覺得很好笑 1269 01:23:54,295 --> 01:23:57,458 哪個混蛋半夜拋下我女兒? 1270 01:23:59,834 --> 01:24:01,597 路易,他想要…我就離開了 1271 01:24:01,803 --> 01:24:03,065 你在他家裡? -對 1272 01:24:03,438 --> 01:24:04,462 他母親知道? 1273 01:24:04,672 --> 01:24:05,297 對 1274 01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:06,670 他想做什麼? 1275 01:24:08,843 --> 01:24:10,435 他想抄我的數學作業 1276 01:24:13,348 --> 01:24:14,610 那還好,不是… 1277 01:24:14,816 --> 01:24:16,181 不,他想跟我上床 1278 01:24:17,352 --> 01:24:18,876 我不願意,所以就離開了 1279 01:24:31,466 --> 01:24:33,559 我打給你舅舅,叫他來接我們 1280 01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:41,235 如果沒有你,我該怎麼辦? 1281 01:24:42,977 --> 01:24:44,604 身為你母親,我好驕傲 1282 01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:20,679 露西不來,我們怎麼辦? 1283 01:25:23,017 --> 01:25:24,041 好了,去吧 1284 01:25:26,187 --> 01:25:26,846 去吧 1285 01:25:41,302 --> 01:25:43,236 衝啊 -不行啦 1286 01:25:43,438 --> 01:25:44,302 你可以超車 1287 01:25:44,506 --> 01:25:47,339 我為什麼半夜坐上車 1288 01:25:47,442 --> 01:25:49,876 而且露西穿得像妓女? 1289 01:25:49,978 --> 01:25:51,912 媽,露西有東西給你看,你會喜歡 1290 01:25:52,013 --> 01:25:52,980 別說了 1291 01:25:54,516 --> 01:25:55,642 最好是 1292 01:25:57,519 --> 01:25:58,679 載我回家 1293 01:25:59,521 --> 01:26:01,682 我受夠了露西的胡鬧 1294 01:26:02,390 --> 01:26:04,187 你真的不能開快一點? 1295 01:26:04,392 --> 01:26:05,256 你囉嗦什麼? 1296 01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:07,521 菲德烈克,載我回家 1297 01:26:07,929 --> 01:26:10,261 我老了,應該早點上床 1298 01:26:10,698 --> 01:26:11,460 奶奶,明天你還是老 1299 01:26:11,566 --> 01:26:12,897 早點上床也沒用 1300 01:26:13,134 --> 01:26:15,068 認命吧 1301 01:26:16,671 --> 01:26:18,263 糟糕 -不會吧 1302 01:26:18,473 --> 01:26:18,632 很抱歉 1303 01:26:18,740 --> 01:26:20,674 要是我來開,我們早就到了 1304 01:26:20,875 --> 01:26:21,398 是嗎? 1305 01:26:21,509 --> 01:26:22,908 而且這東西會砸到你臉上 1306 01:26:23,011 --> 01:26:23,841 胡說什麼? 1307 01:26:23,945 --> 01:26:26,243 你冷靜 -冷靜什麼?你很吵 1308 01:26:26,347 --> 01:26:27,746 注意看路 1309 01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:29,180 笨女人 1310 01:26:29,684 --> 01:26:30,480 他罵我什麼? 1311 01:26:30,585 --> 01:26:31,483 媽,你看他罵我 1312 01:26:31,586 --> 01:26:33,110 夠了,你要她怎樣? 1313 01:26:33,221 --> 01:26:33,983 你閉嘴 1314 01:26:34,088 --> 01:26:35,680 吵死了 1315 01:26:36,090 --> 01:26:37,421 你們安靜 1316 01:26:37,625 --> 01:26:40,025 不然我就把其中一個趕下去 1317 01:26:44,899 --> 01:26:45,831 是他先惹我的 1318 01:26:45,934 --> 01:26:47,629 媽媽你都不制止 1319 01:26:47,735 --> 01:26:48,565 媽媽偏心 1320 01:26:48,670 --> 01:26:50,729 我哪有偏心 1321 01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:53,430 我對你們三個一視同仁 1322 01:26:55,543 --> 01:26:56,339 來吧 1323 01:26:58,379 --> 01:27:00,574 你快一點 1324 01:27:00,982 --> 01:27:01,846 我盡量 1325 01:27:04,852 --> 01:27:06,251 抱歉 1326 01:28:34,676 --> 01:28:36,041 每個女人都做得到? 1327 01:28:36,144 --> 01:28:38,203 如果有一天我也想… 1328 01:28:38,546 --> 01:28:39,638 當然,親愛的 1329 01:28:40,181 --> 01:28:41,546 上帝大概改變心意了 1330 01:28:41,916 --> 01:28:43,645 他讓女人得到自由 1331 01:29:04,372 --> 01:29:05,464 奶奶,你還好嗎? 1332 01:29:05,606 --> 01:29:06,595 我讀過寄宿學校 1333 01:29:06,708 --> 01:29:08,335 相信我,我看過更可怕的 1334 01:30:45,606 --> 01:30:47,073 露西非常勇敢 1335 01:30:47,175 --> 01:30:49,234 我知道,她是我女兒 1336 01:31:05,660 --> 01:31:06,627 他離開了? 1337 01:31:08,262 --> 01:31:09,524 對,可是我們還在 1338 01:31:59,547 --> 01:32:01,378 您是露西拉榭? 1339 01:32:01,482 --> 01:32:03,143 您好,我是您的Uber司機 1340 01:32:03,251 --> 01:32:04,377 我叫菲德烈克 1341 01:32:04,552 --> 01:32:07,578 您可以享用清涼的水 1342 01:32:07,688 --> 01:32:09,087 還有薄荷糖 1343 01:32:09,190 --> 01:32:12,717 也可以為手機充電 1344 01:32:12,827 --> 01:32:14,226 謝謝 -歡迎您 1345 01:32:14,328 --> 01:32:15,625 來吧 1346 01:32:16,464 --> 01:32:19,194 他會幫你打造裘莉的胸部 1347 01:32:20,134 --> 01:32:21,431 對,很大 1348 01:32:21,802 --> 01:32:23,599 這樣我就能去勾引布萊德彼特 1349 01:32:23,704 --> 01:32:26,229 露西,你講話真低俗 1350 01:32:26,340 --> 01:32:27,671 我不是這樣教你的 1351 01:32:27,775 --> 01:32:30,471 媽,你很囉唆 1352 01:32:30,578 --> 01:32:32,136 你就不能少說兩句? 1353 01:32:33,047 --> 01:32:34,139 你不覺得有時候 1354 01:32:34,248 --> 01:32:36,614 露西會比較想聽安慰的話? 1355 01:32:37,084 --> 01:32:39,314 你的刻薄言論很討厭 1356 01:32:39,754 --> 01:32:42,382 你只會讓她覺得你嫌她不夠好 1357 01:32:42,623 --> 01:32:43,851 你想聽我說實話? 1358 01:32:44,358 --> 01:32:45,985 低俗並不是擁有大胸部 1359 01:32:46,093 --> 01:32:47,720 或者在舞台上露屁股 1360 01:32:48,329 --> 01:32:51,321 而是缺乏溫柔,缺乏愛 1361 01:32:51,432 --> 01:32:52,956 這才叫低俗 1362 01:32:53,668 --> 01:32:55,226 這才會使人醜陋 1363 01:32:57,004 --> 01:32:59,336 你現在翅膀硬了嗎? 1364 01:32:59,674 --> 01:33:01,665 說話這麼粗魯? 1365 01:33:01,876 --> 01:33:02,968 我不是這樣教你們的 1366 01:33:03,077 --> 01:33:05,841 是!你就是這樣教我們的 1367 01:33:08,716 --> 01:33:10,343 她尷尬轉身了 1368 01:33:50,124 --> 01:33:51,022 準備好了? 1369 01:34:16,183 --> 01:34:17,741 反正你本來的奶太小了 1370 01:34:19,754 --> 01:34:21,085 不是我的奶小 1371 01:34:21,188 --> 01:34:22,712 是你的手太大 1372 01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:28,357 你會幫她做得像我的手一樣大? 84659

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