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'She's hot!'

How are you, beautiful?

Want some sugarcane?

Who knows my sugarcane might get lucky.

My mom used to say..

Kullu, you are destined to kill someone.

Kill.

You fight well.

Well..

l make sure that l do when there is a..

..beautiful girl standing before me.

Whether or not the other person gets hurt..

..but the fight should look good.

Tell me, why did you beat them?

Beat them? l thrashed them.

They said my dialogue? - Which one?

This one..

Want some sugarcane?

Who knows my sugarcane might get lucky.

Hello, brother.

Did you get Pooja?

Pooja isn't going to make pizzas for others.

We will, sir.

Scoundrel, you don't let me go to Punjab even in my dreams.

You know what l nice conversation l was having with Pooja.

Sweet nothings.

Sweet sugarcanes.

What will you give Pooja, sweet sugarcanes?

Get out of these Bermudas. Quickly get ready.

We've to go to the pizza shop.

You'll never let me sleep in peace.

Hello.

l didn't introduce myself.

Myself Kullu.

l live in Canada.

And my parents feel proud that l'm a successful man.

No, a failure, man.

Same thing.

And l..

Forget English and speak in Punjabi.

l've a big pizza shop

l don't have a pizza shop.

l work in that pizza shop.

Pizza delivery.

You must be scared.

lt's okay. You can feel scared.

l won't tell anyone that Goli got scared.

Your wife and your children must be scared of you.

l fear only the Almighty.

l got to know that you burnt Shamsher's cocaine.

You are saying Got to know as if l've done it secretly.

l burnt it in front of everyone.

And if Shamsher doesn't stop selling this poison..

..then this is what l will do.

Tell me something, you aren't a saint either.

You too are a gangster.

Why, you being a Punjabi are making another Punjab suffer a loss?

Shamsher considers you as his brother.

A mother holds higher position than a brother.

Punjab is the mother who gave birth to me.

And Canada is the one who nurtured me.

And l cannot tolerate if anyone tries to poison my mother.

lf you consider this land as your mother..

..than l'll bury you six feet under it.

You confused me!

Keep your weapons ready, my friend.

My enemies want me dead.

Want me dead.

Keep your weapons ready, my friend.

My enemies want me dead.

Where even fuel doesn't ignite the fire.

We cause a blast without a matchstick.

Anyone who messes with us is done for.

We love to shoot them in the heart.

Anyone who messes with us is done for.

We love to shoot them in the heart.

He loves to see beautiful things.

He daily awakes up in the afternoons.

He loves to see beautiful things.

He daily awakes up in the afternoons.

When he thinks of having something crisp.

He goes straight for sweet pretzels.

Anyone who messes with us is done for.

We love to shoot them in the heart.

Anyone who messes with us is done for.

We love to shoot them in the heart.

We keep the best of arms.

Our bullets take care of everything.

l love being around beautiful things.

l'm always surrounded by girls.

Anyone who messes with us is done for.

We love to shoot them in the heart.

Anyone who messes with us is done for.

We love to shoot them in the heart.

Yes, l've reached. Yes.

Hello?

Hello?

Anyone home?

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Here's your pizza, ma'am.

You're on fire!

Hello? Hello? Ms. Cucumber?

Strange! l'd heard that youth is blind.

Today, for the first time l can see that it's deaf as well.

There's a purse here.

Can l take the money for the pizza from it?

l'll take it.

Who is she? l'll keep it with me.

And here's your change.

Thief! What the hell!

Thief! Get up!

Thief! How did you get in? - Why are you calling me a thief?

My name is Kullu. l'm here to deliver these pizzas.

How did you come in? Couldn't you ring the doorbell?

l did. 10 times.

Do you want me to hit them with the bell?

They don't open the door! - Give me my purse back.

l didn't steal from you. l just took some money for the pizza.

Here's 10 dollars for you. A discount for you.

Why? Have the prices of pizza slashed?

For the first time, l've seen such a beautiful girl, in a towel.

l enjoyed it. - You..

You! Security! Someone catch him!

Oh my God!

You only have three kinds of pizza?

That's it?

Yes.

She looks like she won't be able to have a single piece.

What? - Nothing.

l want a vegetarian pizza. - Okay.

Wait. Wait.

Now what?

Please don't put onions, tomatoes, potatoes..

..capsicum and cottage cheese in it.

What do you want me to put on a in a vegetarian pizza if not vegetables?

You want me to put my kidney in it? - Kidney?

Your pizza.

How many pieces do l make of it?

l don't want to slice you. The pizza.

Eight?

Eight pieces?!

Have l lost my mind? l'm on a diet.

l won't be able to eat eight pieces.

Give me four pieces.

Don't go for four either. Let me divide it into two.

Two? - l say don't even go for two.

As you are so health conscious, take it as a whole.

You can fold and eat it. - Yes. Single will be fine.

Your pizza.

Thank you. - Thank you.

Hello. - Hi.

Happy!

Hello!

Listen.. Today where l went to deliver pizzas..

..l saw a girl in a towel.

She was so hot! l was bowled over, brother.

What should l tell you! Why aren't you saying anything?

What's wrong with you? - Do you know who came here today?

Who? - Kammo.

Who Kammo? - Kammo. My childhood love.

One-sided or mutual?

For everyone else it's mutual but you can consider it to be one-sided.

l found her to be so beautiful that..

..sometimes l used to go to school even on a holiday.

Did you take her number? - What number?

She didn't even look at me. She just left.

Why didn't you speak to her in school?

How could l? Once a boy said something about her..

..and l thrashed him and because of that l got rusticated.

And Kammo.. - Kammo doesn't even know..

..that you couldn't sit for your exams because of her.

Yes. How do you know that?

This is the story of all the boys of Punjab.

The number of hearts that get broken in the world..

..is equal to number of hearts that get broken in Punjab, my dear.

Perhaps that's why sad songs are such a hit in Punjab.

What will happen of my beautiful Punjab?

Brother Shamsher, Goli once again burnt our consignment. - Lift it.

Goli is being a pain in the ass.

Call him. - Yes.

Here you go, brother.

Goli, everyone has to die one day.

Why are you in such a hurry to die?

Everyone has to die one day, Shamsher.

Why are you so scared of dying?

Scared? l am scared.

l'm surrounded by my men.

Asshole, you don't have anyone.

You roam around like an orphan there.

You are talking to me! Shamsher Singh!

Dogs bother about who is in front of them and behind them.

Not lions.

Even a dog acts like a lion when he's in his territory.

But in spite of being in your territory you are a dog, Sheru!

Don't abuse me.

Hey, Simran. - l've an old habit.

Hey! Hello!

Will you hang up now or should l shoot you?

Excuse me?

Thank you.

l wonder why such cheap people come to such a place.

What's wrong with her?

l don't know. She heard you and left.

ls she a regular? - No. l'm seeing her for the first time.

She looks like she belongs to a nice family.

Go away!

Why aren't they calling the cops?

Because he is an undercover cop. - Huh?

An undercover police officer. - How do you know that?

l've heard many say that he's over and above the cops.

Oh really?

Thank you.

Go and dance with the ofays.

l don't want everyone to get thrashed by you.

You should trust your own more than outsiders.

And a girl like you shouldn't be at a place like this.

Why?

Just because this place is filled with goons l should sit at home?

Such scoundrels shouldn't be at such a place.

You agreed so quickly.

l thought we'll have an argument.

l don't argue over something that is right.

'l've been smiling since so long.'

'lf he had been some other boy he would've asked..'

'..for my hand in marriage by now..'

'..and he can't even ask for my number.'

By the way, five kinds of taxes are deducted from my salary.

Do you want a tax refund?

No. lt is your responsibility to save me.

What if l need help again?

Call 911.

911. You just gave me a lecture on..

..how to trust my own more than outsiders.

But when you had to give a phone number, you gave me 911.

Non-stop pizza.

Okay, two veggie pizzas. - Two veggie pizzas.

Two chicken pizzas. - Two chicken pizzas.

Pepperoni. Pepperoni.

Yes. Two pepperoni pizzas.

Do you have any other kind of pizza? - Yes, we do.

Chili cottage cheese pizza. - Yes, yes, yes.

Two cottage cheese pizzas. - Sure, ma'am.

Okay, do you guarantee that the pizza will be delivered in 45 minutes?

Ma'am, it's free if you don't get it in 45 minutes.

Yes. - Okay. Very good.

45 minutes.

Yes? - What's the bill amount?

120 dollars, ma'am.

120 dollars.

Okay, the tall, handsome, Punjabi boy..

Madam, l'm a tall, handsome, Punjabi boy.

But l think you are talking about Kullu.

Yes, yes, yes. Kullu. Kullu.

Send him.

Sure, madam. Sure. Okay, madam. Take care.

Yes! - Yes!

My love! - Kullu, there's an order for you.

The crow..

There's an order for me?

You don't want to go hence you are sending me.

Fine. l'll deliver it. Some girl specially ordered you.

l mean the pizza.

Special? - Yes.

Me? - Yes.

Address?

Hey, it's that girl in a towel.

l think she likes your brother.

l think what we've heard about delivery boys is true. - Yes.

This means we will get a nice tip.

You'll get a nice tip!

That's such a cheap thing to say.

Think of what else l'll get other than the tip.

Or get a scooter, Kullu.

Oh no.

lt betrayed me at the time of need.

Hey..

..since when did tyres startedgetting punctured like this in Canada?

But you'll have to go there. Get ready.

Stop the lift. - Yes.

Oh no!

Ten, nine, eight..

Six, five, four..

Three, two, one.

Free pizza!

Why free pizza?

l should get more than the price for the pizza..

..just because l came here running.

Mr. Kullu, l think you forgot the rules of your company.

lf pizza is not delivered in 45 minutes then you get it for free.

And you are one minute late.

Look at you girls counting each minute.

When you are talking on the phone..

..you don't even realize how many hours you've spent on it.

At least take into consideration that l came here running.

Why should we care how you came here?

lt's not as if we punctured the tyre of your bike.

How do you know that my bike's tyre was punctured?

No, no. We are not so cheap..

..that we'll puncture your bike's tyre for some free pizzas.

l know. l know you girls.

You grab shopkeeper's neck for a few pennies.

l won't forfeit my money.

l'll take the money from you.

Do whatever you want to.

ls that a threat or an offer? - What do you mean?

l mean l want my money. l'll take it from you.

Challenge.

Best of luck.

Pizzas!

How will our pizza shop run if you don't take the money!

Why won't l take the money? She didn't pay. l was late. What can l do?*

She refused to pay?

Tell me what could have l done?

She didn't pay.

Should l have slapped her?

Tell me something. - Yes?

She didn't pay or you didn't ask for it?

Why won't l ask for it? - Why?

Didn't you give her 10 dollars back when she was in a towel?

This time it's 120 dollars. - What nonsense are you blabbering?

l'm already very irritated and you are making me angrier.

Kullu, cool. Cool, brother. You are getting angry.

l'll make her pay 120 dollars.

No girl can fool Kullu.

l've brought her photograph.

Look, l'll make a Facebook account and talk dirty with boys.

Then l'll see who will want to marry her.

Even a witch who looks this beautiful can easily get married.

Get lost. - You are great.

Hey, l know her. l've seen her.

Her? - Yes.

Where? - 10 blocks away. She works at a garment store.

l got an idea.

Let's place a canon bomb in her store.

Boom! We'll get rid of her for once and for all.

Are you getting me?

Who gave you a visa for Canada?

l crossed the Mexican border.

She works at the store? - Yes.

lf something gets stolen from the store in her presence.. - Yes?

Who will be blamed for it? - On her.

Who will have to pay for it? - She.

ldea! - Theft!

Now hurry up.

Take whatever you get.

What are you doing?

Didn't you say we have to take the clothes?

Shut up. l'll get the clothes.

You'll just stand guard. So that no one comes or leaves.

Hi.

We have met, right?

We haven't met but we've seen each other a number of times.

l've seen you more than you've seen me.

We were in the same class in Punjab.

You are absolutely, right, Kammo.

You remember my name!

Hey, l even remember who named you. - What?

You look just the same, Kammo.

Do you observe marital fast? - Only married women observe it.

l just wanted to clear whether you married.

l think he's stealing something. - What?

What do we have to do with that?

God is very powerful. He will punish him.

He's a Punjabi.

People like him give Punjabis like us a bad name.

Let's scream. - lt's not needed.

One, two.. - lt's not needed.

Three.

Thief! Thief! Thief!

Why don't you scream?

Thief! Thief! Thief! - Thief! Thief! Thief!

Thief! Thief! Thief!

Let's go. Listen to me. - Thief! Thief! Thief!

Surprise!

You!

Okay, so now you've stooped so low..

..that you are stealing to seek revenge.

Who is stealing? l was just..

Open yourjacket.

l.. ln front of everyone..

Shut up. Will you open yourjacket or should l call the security?

l have a contagious disease. lt will spread.

l've bought them. l've bought them all.

This one too? For yourself?

Happy stays with me. He sometimes likes to wear them.

lt's his habit.

Okay. Why should l bother? Everyone has his own choice.

Nice color. Pink. - Pink is Happy's favorite color.

Yes, it's my favorite as well.

You've shopped a lot. So let's bill these. Okay?

The counter is not there. lt's over there.

Come on, pay the bill.

Will you be paying in cash or card?

Which card? Visiting card? Wedding card? Which card?

Credit card.

Your bill, 320 dollars only.

320 dollars? - Yes.

They didn't so expensive when l picked them up.

Here you go.

What else can one do when one is in trouble?

Here's a discount of 10 dollars.

You see, this is the first time l'm seeing a boy buying girl's clothes.

Oh really?

Do pay our luxury basement a visit someday.

l'll wear them for you. - Shut up.

Buy yourself a knick with these 10 dollars.

You see, rum erases all the pain. - Oh really?

Bloody idiot.

Don't think, just call him.

l, too, want to call him, Jyot.

But l don't know, perhaps he'll get angry if l call him.

Why will he get angry?

He is a cop. He can be on duty.

What if my phone call disturbs him?

l really like seeing people tied up to a chair.

lt gives me a gangster feeling.

But now l feel you'll have to disturb him.

How can you be a girl and not disturb him at work?

Actually, everything's possible for Preet.

Hello, Goli. - Yes, Preet?

The night club where we met, there's a flower shop outside it.

Enchanted.

That flower shop belongs to me.

Three boys are standing outside that flower shop since morning.

They keep on staring at me.

l know that l'm pretty and all but come on, give me a break, guys.

Anyway, l showed them my sandal from Jalhandar..

..but they aren't leaving.

Goli, a gun. Goli, he has a gun.

l confused him!

Preet!

Hey, you really came.

Yeah. Where are those boys? - Who?

Oh, the ones l told you about. - Yes.

They ran away.

l told them to sit and have some tea and stare at me..

..till the lnspector Goli comes, but they ran away.

You seem to be very popular with the goons.

l left my work and came here, Preet.

l, too, can leave everything for you.

l wanted to meet you.

lf l would've called you out for coffee, would you have come?

Will you come out with me for a cup of coffee?

No matter how big a traitor your friend is, you should never hit him.

Kullu. My brother.

Bloody traitor!

You left your friend alone at the store.

What was wrong with you? - l was helpless, brother.

Helpless! Were your children kidnapped?

l'm telling you. l'd to scream because of Kammo.

Who Kammo? You always keep talking about Kammo.

Kammo, brother. Your sister-in-law.

My childhood love. Try to understand.

Kammo was with you? - Yes.

Give it to me.

How much is it for? - 60.

Get the glasses. Go.

Why are you getting angry? Sit down.

Here. - Stand up.

Sit down.

Sorry, Kullu. You got humiliated because of me.

That's a taken when someone goes with you.

But get this straight, don't call me Kullu..

..if l don't seek revenge for this humiliation.

lf l don't take money from Simran..

..then l won't even look at liquor.

Don't you think you've taken a very big stand?

Go make scrambled eggs for me.

Will she find out that we are hiding behind the truck?

She won't find out. You just keep your mouth shut.

She won't find out. We'll steal her purse and..

Fine. Then tell me something..

l don't know what's wrong. My eye is twitching since morning.

l hope nothing goes wrong. - Come here. Open.

Not your mouth, your eye.

Enough. Don't turn me blind with your blows.

Are you feeling better? - Yes, l am.

She doesn't know that two devils are hiding here to steal her purse.

What are you two doing here?

Damn, the truck just vanished!

You wanted to hide behind a truck, right?

What are you and your cheap friend doing here?

We were here to..

The thing is..

You bastard, my purse.

You brought a thief along to get your money?

l don't know him. - Hey! - We..

Then someone go and get my purse!

Thief! - Come! - Let's go!

Let's go. - You go from the other side!

Why did he leave me alone? l'll go the other way around.

Oh God!

Sorry! Sorry!

Are you blind or do you have cataract?

What did you say?

What else will l say? l'm a doctor.

l told you what is wrong with you.

Come to the clinic. l'll treat you for free.

You scoundrel.

l have a pizza shop.

Come to my shop. l'll stuff you into the oven.

l would've done that right away but l'm in a hurry.

l've to catch a thief.

You scoundrel..

Your purse. - Oh, thank you so much.

By the way, what were you doing here?

The same what that thief did.

l had come to take 120 dollars from your purse.

Then the thief must've ruined your plans.

True. But it's okay. Leave it.

Check your purse.

Your 120 dollars.

My beloved

Forgot something? - Yes.

My beloved

What did you forget?

l want to see you again. l don't want your money.

You are a fool. - l'll come to you to get my money.

And you can make me go away.

We'll continue in this manner.

l don't know why, l don't want this to end.

Will you come out with me for a cup of coffee?

l'm in a hurry. - lt's okay. Some other day, perhaps.

l'm in a hurry to have coffee.

See you tomorrow.

Thank you. For coffee.

Here you go, sir.

What is this? - Black coffee.

Black coffee?!

Brother, l add milk even to my vegetables.

And you've brought black coffee for me? - Sorry.

Don't beguile nave people. Please.

Try to understand.

l too have some honor. Please don't mind it.

Coffee, please.

Thank you. - You're welcome.

Goli, why did you choose this as your profession?

l don't know anything else.

You're talking just like my grandfather.

He too was a cop, Canada Police.

Oh really? - He was very famous.

You must've heard about him for sure.

Jarnail Singh.

Okay. Perhaps you might have not heard about him.

Why don't you tell me something about yourself?

l'm a landlord's son. My father asked me to get into farmer.

But l was busy chasing girls. - Then?

Then what? To teach me a lesson..

..he opened a snack stall right outside my college.

Oh really? What uncle did was not right.

No problem. l was no less. After all l'm his son.

l said, here you go. l used to go there with a new girl every day.

And used to feed them free snacks from his stall.

Girls were happy because they were getting free snacks.

And l wanted him to stop this business of his.

Because of this one day father choused me.

l've heard about cheating but, chousing?

He choused me. l mean l used meet all girls at different times.

And one day he called all the girls at the same time.

That's it. That was the day by future in lndia was over.

And hence l came to Canada to set myself up.

Just to get set or settle as well?

Now l want..

Did you want to say something important?

l like you.

My beloved. My beloved.

Take care. - My beloved.

My beloved. My beloved.

My beloved. My beloved.

What are you thinking now?

l think now l'll settle down.

My beloved. My beloved.

l spend each moment thinking about you.

l spend each moment thinking about you.

Now, l realized how long these nights last.

Now, l realized how long these nights last.

Listen, my love, l don't like anything without you.

Now, this world feels empty without you.

My beloved. My beloved.

My beloved. My beloved.

Your love has taught me patience.

Your love has taught me to value life.

Your love has taught me patience.

Your love has taught me to value life.

All my desires have been sacrificed for your memories.

All my desires have been sacrificed for your memories.

Now, l realized how long these nights last.

Now, l realized how long these nights last.

Listen, my love, l don't like anything without you.

Now, this world feels empty without you.

Listen, my love, l don't like anything without you.

Now, this world feels empty without you.

Listen, my love, l don't like anything without you.

You know, Kammo has become a doctor. - Good.

But you don't need to be so happy about it.

We cannot get married because l'm a doctor. - Why?

Brother Baljeet will get me married to a doctor.

Kammo, tell your brother that Happy is a doctor.

Right? - Yes.

What kind of a doctor is he?

Say that he is a vet. We'll fix a dog's leg to demonstrate.

Right? - Yes.

lt's not that easy.

Then marry a doctor and have an affair with Happy.

Right? - No.

This is worse than lying. - That's why l'm asking you to lie.

Trust me, we won't mess this up.

Right? - Right?

Yes. Right.

Nothing, my jaw hurts.

Listen, there's a doctor coming to see Kammo.

No, nothing is wrong with her. He wants to marry her.

Yes. Come over, whenever you have the time.

Stop. Do you want to go inside and stop?

Keep it here. What a house he has!

Who?

Your brother-in-law. - Say so.

Kullu.. - Yes?

When will we buy such a car?

Once we pay the installments for this scooter.

Please don't say such things inside.

Come with me.

Just a minute.

Let me check the lock. - As if thief are going to steal it.

Come with me. Behave.

Doctor, wear your glasses to be welcomed.

But you are the one who is going to do all the talking.

Where were you? What took you so long? - Hey!

Control.

How are you? - Fine.

Fine? - Yes.

Have a seat.

What's the hurry?

Sit properly.

Where the doctor, your brother?

He.. - Hello, everybody.

Hello. l'm Dr. Happy's friend. - Hello.

Dr. Happy.. - This cushion cover is so nice.

Doesn't he greet anyone? - He does, brother. Shake hands.

Hello. - Hand me the cushion, Doctor.

Dr. Happy..

Doctor..

What makes you think he is a doctor?

His side profile. - You are a doctor.

Can't you make out the difference between..

..a doctor and a pizza delivery guy?

You are a pizza delivery guy?

l sometimes deliver pizza on part time bases..

..whenever l get time to spare from the clinic.

Brother, he is a very nice person.

What kind of a doctor he is that he sells pizzas as well.

My clinic doesn't run that well hence l sell pizzas as well.

Brother, he's a very nice person.

Oh really? He's a very nice person? - Yes.

By the way, what's his specialty?

Me? Doctor? Heart specialist..

Heart specialist.. - Yes, a heart specialist..

He's a heart specialist. - Yes.

He's a heart specialist.

Tell me, what medicine does one administer..

..when a person is having a heart attack?

When a person has a heart attack..

lf his heart is small then we will give him a Crocin. - Crocin.

lf his heart is big then we will give him.. - Anacin.

Anacin. - Anacin.

Give that person an Anacin.

Anacin. Crocin. - Brother, he's a very nice person.

l'll never find such a nice person again.

He's a worthless pizza delivery boy!

We work hard for our living.

You are calling my brother a worthless pizza delivery boy!

What have you done!

Brother was hit by volleyball.

He wasn't hit by volleyball. He was slapped earlier as well.

And that person was me.

You didn't tell me?

Kammo! - Get lost from here!

Anyway, we don't any relationship with such a family.

Let's go, Happy. - Get lost!

Ballu.. - Yes?

My gun is getting rusty.

Grandpa, guns are bound to get rusty if not used.

What did you say?

l mean it's not being used. Hence it is getting rusty.

The situation outside is bad.

Drugs and gang wars is ruining this country.

Things were different when l was a cop.

Now there is no hope left.

There is still hope, grandpa.

l met a cop who is just like you.

Really?

You can never find anyone who is like grandpa.

Truly, grandpa. He too hates drugs.

He risks his life and protects the citizens of this city.

The whole city orjust you?

Ballu!

Preet, l know that you are smart.

l'm sure that the person you like must be nice.

But l'm more experienced than you are.

l'll say yes only after l meet him.

l want him to stay with me for a week.

You can test a person only when he stays with you.

What happened? He didn't take your call again?

lt's okay. He's a cop. He must be busy somewhere.

He could've spared some time for me at least today.

lt's his birthday.

The bouquet l've prepared for him will wither.

You'll wither before these flowers do.

Do one thing. Why don't you go to his office and surprise him?

l don't think it's right for me to go to his office?

l won't do such a thing.

lf you don't think it is the right thing to do then l'll go there.

l'll try hitting on him.

Shut up and sell flowers here. Stop acting smart.

She thinks she is Heer's cousin.

l'm going to meet my Ranjha.

Do make sure that you look like a beautiful Punjabi Heer.

Hi.

May l help you? - Can l meet Goli?

Goli? Who are you?

l'm Preet. Goli's friend.

Today is his birthday. Didn't he tell you?

l've been calling him since yesterday.

He's not answering it.

He's a busy police officer, isn't he?

Police officer? - Yes.

And you want to give him a surprise?

l too have a surprise for him.

Surprise? - Yes.

Are you talking about this Goli?

Yes.

He's not a cop. He's an infamous gangster.

Canadian police know about all his deeds.

Goli is very smart.

He destroys all the evidence after he commits a crime.

We'll arrest him pretty soon.

l pray that God gives him a long life and a lot of success.

You know my son threw me out of the house?

He built a small house for me and gave me refuge.

My son had become a drug addict.

He helped him get out of this mess.

Where is Goli?

Dear, he is serving food at the community kitchen.

Good that you came to know about the truth, Preet.

l wanted to tell you the truth.

But why did you hide the truth from me, Goli?

l didn't want to lose you by telling the truth.

This is the first time someone felt so close to me.

The form which l have seen of you..

..seeing that makes it difficult for me to believe..

..that you're a gangster.

How can such a kind-hearted person choose such a path?

l didn't come here to become a gangster either.

'l was a taxi driver.'

'l was observing the people of this country very closely.'

'Youth were getting addicted to drugs.'

'Drugs took my brother away from me.'

'Then one day l found a Punjabi boy..'

'..doing drugs. He was of my brother's age.'

Punjabis don't learn to do such things.

Punjabis teach others to work hard.

l'm sorry.

Promise me that you'll never do such a thing again.

l won't do it again.

'l couldn't stop myself.'

'Anyone who was selling drugs became my enemy.'

l had to choose this path to get rid of drugs in our country.

Follow him. l'll be right here.

lf you still think that l'm wrong then you can leave me.

lf l wanted to leave you..

..then l would've never come here after knowing everything.

But Goli, my grandpa will never let us be together.

Do you love me? - Yes.

Then have faith in God.

l started hating all schools. - Why?

Look, if there were no schools..

Baldy.. - Then.. Listen to me. - Yes?

lf there were no schools then there would've been no education.

lf there was no education, there would've been no doctors.

lf there were no doctors..

Then your sister-in-law Kammo..

..would've been with your brother today.

Don't worry. Your brother is with you.

What did you say? What did you say?

Come here. Come on.

What did you say? Brother? You are my brother?

lf one has a brother like you then he doesn't need an enemy.

Move. l'll tell you. l'll jump off the bridge.

l'll jump. - Get down.

Why are you stopping me?

Move aside. - You'll jump off this bridge?

l will. - You have such a bad face.

lf you jump off the bridge you'll look uglier.

Your Kammo will look at your ugly dead body..

..and get married to a handsome, young man.

Really?

Then.. Kullu, l'll consume poison. Your brother will consume poison.

With the amount of liquor you've consumed in you life..

..there is so much poison in your body that..

..if you bite a snake, it will die.

He'll consume poison.

l'll shoot myself. l'll shoot myself.

This man will shoot himself.

Which bullet will you use? Paracetamol?

Get lost! - We don't have money to buy a sprinkler..

..and he wants to shoot himself.

l'll shoot myself.

What do l do, Kullu?

l cannot even die in peace.

Tell me what should l do? What do l do?

Don't worry! You are crying! You..

l'm joking with you!

l'll find a solution.

What do you mean?

Your.. Who is he..

l'll kidnap your brother-in-law!

We'll kidnap him but how will we convince your sister-in-law?

We'll kidnap her as well.

She's your sister-in-law. Show some respect.

We'll kidnap her.

We'll convince sister-in-law.

How? - We'll sing a song.

Three..

Two..

One.

The common tap in our school..

We used to clean our slates there.

l'm talking about the year 1991 or 1992..

That's the time since when l've been thinking about you.

Whenever l used to come to your village for milk..

l couldn't ever give it but l used to get a letter with me.

Whenever l used to come to your village for milk..

l couldn't ever give it but l used to get a letter with me.

Whenever you used to pass by me coyly..

..l used to end up hitting my cycle into something.

l'm talking about the year 1991 or 1992..

That's the time since when l've been thinking about you.

l'm talking about the year 1991 or 1992..

That's the time since when l've been thinking about you.

l couldn't study. My education went down the drain.

l used to get into fights because of you in college.

l couldn't study. My education went down the drain.

When you used to dance, boys used to go crazy!

l'm talking about the year 1991 or 1992..

That's the time since when l've been thinking about you.

l'm talking about the year 1991 or 1992..

That's the time since when l've been thinking about you.

Goli's calling me?

Hello?

Yes, Goli. How are you?

What made you think of me, my friend?

Shamsher, l enjoy burning your drugs..

..as much as l used to enjoy bursting firecrackers when young.

Scoundrel, my men will kill you.

Your men pay me to beat them.

Look Goli, listen, there's a lot of money in my business.

A lot.

Join hands with me.

l'll make you a king.

Hey, l'm already an emperor.

You want do downgrade me by making me a king?

What do l do if you are not feeling well?

l myself am going to get medicines for me.

lt's still hot. Listen, today we won't spare him.

He's a doctor and not a James Bond.

We'll kidnap him in no time.

Kullu.. - Yes?

What? - l need to pee.

What are we here for and what do you want to do!

What can l go? l'm getting the pressure.

Great! l feel like.. - Are you coming with me or should l go?

Let's go. Hurry up. He might return.

l say you just pee on the tyres like the dogs.

The car is still here.

l wonder what important work the doctor is doing..

..that he is still not back.

Who knows, when we went to pee, he might have had a bowel movement.

Let's put scratches on his car.

Think of something else.

Wait. - Hurry up. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Here you go.

A village thing. Here you go.

A screwdriver. - You keep a screwdriver with you?

Then what! My father was a thief in Rawalpindi.

This is an expensive car. This is not Rawalpindi.

lt won't open this easily. - lt will. lt will. Why won't it?

Here you go. Look at this. - Hey.

Get in quickly. - l say let's start stealing cars.

Close it. Come on, get in.

Hurry up. Hurry up.

l'll tear the seats of the doctor's car.

lt's a nice car. lt's raining as well.

l say, let's park and enjoy a drink.

Let's not get out of the character, Dacoit Jeevan Singh.

Dacoit Bhagtawar Singh, we'll kill this doctor..

..by slapping him a number of times.

Because we've already killed many with bullets.

Very good, Dacoit Jeevan Singh.

Change. That's old.

Oh, sorry. Very good, Dacoit, Robot.

Yo Yo Honey Singh!

We will cut him into small-small pieces.

We'll go home and place him..

On a block of ice.

He'll have no clothes on.

So that he doesn't feel cold.

Hey! We'll cause trouble! Catastrophe!

'Last night Goli set a car on fire in front of everyone.'

'lt's said that this car had drugs in it.'

'Police is helpless as they cannot arrest him without any evidence.'

'Goli destroys all evidences after he commits a crime.'

'Drug mafias hate Goli and public loves Goli.' - Brother!

l've two sisters of marriageable age in village, brother.

A blind mother and three unmarried paternal-uncle's wives.

Careful or he will start doubting you.

Sorry, brother. Two unmarried paternal-uncle's wives.

My family will get ruined if anything happens to me.

They will be as good as dead, brother.

Untie my hands. - What?

Brother, we'd gone to kidnap my girlfriend's brother.

l had told him. He is so ugly.

But yet, he has kidnapped such a handsome, young man.

Please forgive us, brother. Please forgive us.

Untie my hands, you scoundrels.

Otherwise, l'll beat you black and blue.

Don't say that, brother. Look, we are just like your kids.

Not like his kids. We are his kids.

Dad! - Dad!

We've made a mistake. Please forgive us.

We cannot untie your hands.

We'll do anything else you ask us to do.

Kullu, quickly untie him.

lf he manages to free himself then he'll open us up as well.

Brother, l'll start untying you.

Brother, l'll untie the ropes. - This rope belongs to him.

Gun! He has a gun! - lt's not a gun! lt's a pistol.

Brother.. brother, the newsreader was saying..

..that you help the poor people.

You won't find anyone poorer than us. Have a look.

Please spare us. Let us go.

Brother, we are unfortunate lovers.

Brother doesn't know about the troubles that lovers face.

Why will he listen to our problems?

Speak up. Say whatever you want to.

Brother, it will be our good fortune if..

..we are able to help you in any way.

Come on, Happy, brother has forgiven you. You can leave.

Brother has forgiven you as well.

Thank you, brother.

Stop.

Yes, Preet.

l've been trying your number since so long.

Why aren't you answering the phone?

Grandpa wants to meet you this week.

What do we do now? l can't think of anything.

Think of something.

lt's okay. Tell him that he boy is coming to meet him.

Okay. Bye.

You wanted to do something for me, right?

Yes. - Not you.

Yes.

Me? Yes. Yes, brother.

l, too, am in love just like you guys.

Brother, we got scared for no reason. You are just like us.

l've an old habit.

l don't talk much.

l don't listen at all.

So better don't confuse me!

The girl's grandfather wants to meet me.

He's a retired police officer.

And he thinks that l, too, am a cop.

l want you to go to her grandfather's house..

..and only return after he gives his consent.

But brother, l don't understand that even if l get..

..her grandfather's consent, how will you marry sister-in-law?

We'll take care of that later.

Yes? Speak up.

Brother, we kidnapped you to get our work done..

..and you are getting your work done and leaving.

What about me and Kammo?

Where will l find your Kammo's brother?

Yes, what's wrong?

Who are you, brother?

Look at this. Your father. - Bipasha?

Sorry, brother.

Look at this!

Sorry, brother. We don't get newspapers.

Your sister will marry him. - Thank you, brother.

l'll marry her wherever you want me to.

ls the job done? Can we leave now?

Yes. - Yes.

But brother, your future is uncertain..

l mean you keep shuttling in and out.

Who knows how long it will take?

How about if you got us engaged today.. - Yes, brother.

Come on, apply ceremonial dot on the boy's face.

This blood isn't tested.

Say that everything is positive.

Cover your head.

Over here. Come on.

Hail Goddess!

Ring. - Brother, wait, let give him a ring.

l can't get it off.

Cut it. - Yes.

Give me the knife.

Brother said to cut the finger off. - lt'll come off.

lt came off.

lt will come off.

Congratulations. - To you too.

Let's go, brother. - Come on!

Happy, where are you?

Programmer is about to start. Come fast.

Where are you?

Make all the arrangements! Get me a drink!

Make all the arrangements! Get me a drink!

l want to dance in the party standing on the stage!

Happy!

Happy!

Happy!

Happy!

Make all the arrangements! Get me a drink!

l want to dance in the party standing on the stage!

Standing!

Standing!

Standing!

Standing!

The atmosphere is good.

The music is loud.

One, two, three.

The atmosphere is good.

The music is loud.

Amazing is the sound, it moves the ground.

This song is peppy.

Happy!

Happy!

Happy!

Make all the arrangements! Get me a drink!

l want to dance in the party standing on the stage!

Standing!

Standing!

This wad of money..

Why is it still in the pocket?

This wad of money..

Why is it still in the pocket?

You should use it one by one, on a nice girl.

You should use it one by one, on a nice girl.

Be advance. Take a chance. Do the dance!

Happy!

Happy!

Happy!

Happy!

Energy is high. Your brothers are dancing wearing a tie!

Where the hell are you?!

Goli, what if grandpa finds out the truth?

This is what l'm trying to say, brother.

l'll get trapped by going there.

Her grandfather will catch be for sure.

You should go meet him. After all you are Goli.

l would've gone if l'd to go as Goli.

You'll have to go as Preet's boyfriend.

Brother, that's fine. But l'm scared of going to a cop's house.

Don't feel scared. Be Dharmendra. Be brave.

l can be Dharmendra. But what will l say after going there?

What do l have to do? - That's not my problem.

You know l've an old habit.

l don't talk much. And l don't listen at all.

Do you want to say anything else?

Careful, don't say anything that'll confuse me.

Say something.

l'm ready to go, brother.

l'll risk my life and go to her grandfather's house.

l'm very ready to go.

Done deal, brother. - Done deal? l'm not selling you a plot.

Done deal, right!

God willing one day l'll sell all the ancestral property.

l'll bring everyone to streets!

You are going to ltaly for 10 days?

You know that it's important.

Kullu, l was going to introduce you to my father after two days.

ls it more important than that?

You had told me to work hard and succeed, right? - Yes.

But you can work hard in Canada as well.

l can but you know that pizza comes from ltaly.

lt's a training program arranged by the company.

You are looking sad as if l'm being exiled.

You are going so far away for the first time.

l'm a little worried. Should l go with you? - No way.

Happy is with me. - That's what l worry about.

Who will look after you?

No one has ever cared for me like this.

lf l wasn't worried about making some money..

..then l would never go there.

Okay, fine. But come back soon. - Don't worry.

Grandpa...

you don't need to be so sad. Let the boy come here at least.

Who knows you might end up liking him.

This is what l fear.

l won't have a reason to refuse if he is a nice boy.

She must've not liked someone like Dharmendra.

We know her.

You are right.

l say, you think of it as if you are ajudge of some reality show.

Find so many faults in that boy that forget ours..

..that boy should stop thinking about marrying anyone.

What do we tell him that doctor has told us..

..there is something wrong with him?

Grandpa, why are you changing the topic?

Find faults in him.

Look, if he comes and says hello.

Then you can say that he is very modern.

We want a cultural boy.

lf he touches your feet that he is very backward.

We need a modern boy. lt's very simple.

Well done, Ballu.

You are very intelligent.

But l don't get this.

ln spite of being so intelligent, why didn't you get married?

Stupid.

How could l get married?

This is what the girl's family did to me.

l'm scared, brother. - Don't feel scared.

l'm right here.

l've never said this to anyone. l'm very scared of cops.

l've heard that they hit where they have to..

..but the hit hard where they aren't supposed hit.

Time changes everything.

Right now you are the one l'm most scared of.

Don't worry. Call me if you find yourself in trouble.

Do you want to say anything else? - Yes.

What? - Please answer my call, brother. That's it. - Okay.

Bye.

See you.

Okay, brother.

Wish me luck. - Best of luck.

Thank you.

l've sent him but l wonder what he'll do there.

God, please save me.

This is the last time l'm getting into trouble.

See you, gangster brother.

He's made me wear a stinky coat.

He says it's Gucci's.

Do they make such coats?

Grandpa, now it's either you or me.

l think l'm done for.

l'm scared.

Don't screw up.

Best of luck.

Hello, sir.

Myself Dharmendra.

Sir, the department speaks highly of you.

Everybody misses you a lot.

Give me your blessings.

l want to grow up to be like you.

Why are you looking at him?

Do you need to seek his permission to give me your blessings?

No.

He is our servant.

He's your servant?

Sir, l think you don't give him a salary. - Why?

He's still to take my bag from me.

Stupid, go take his bag.

Take my bag.

You are yet to give me your blessings.

Please give me your blessings.

That's it.

Please give it.

Okay?

l've been blessed.

l'm a huge fan of yours.

Thank you, sir. Okay, bye.

Let's go, dumbo.

Grandpa, how is he?

He has just come here.

We'll know tomorrow.

How long do you plan to stay here?

Why? Do you wish to rent the room?

l was asking because it's of no use wasting time over this girl.

Grandpa won't let you marry Preet.

Oh really? How do you know that?

l know everything. Grandpa discusses everything with me.

l can understand the stand of a person..

..which things are discussed with a stupid servant like you.

Continue walking.

Don't worry. l'll give you five star service.

Look how fragrant the room is.

Aren't there any proper rooms in the house?

The rest of them are proper. This has been allotted specially for you.

Scoundrel, you want me to stay in this junkyard?

Junk is always placed in the junkyard.

This means you too were born here.

Hey, is there a rod stuck in his neck?

Grandpa never bends before anyone.

That's why it's like this.

Kiddo, l've made many small ones bend..

..he is just someone big.

Brother, l think you quoted it wrongly.

l am right. - l don't understand.

Do you think we are smart or yourself a fool?

Something like that.

Listen.. l don't think you'll eat anything now.

l'll see you tomorrow morning at six for breakfast.

At six? - Yes.

l don't get up that early. - Grandpa loves discipline.

Come at six, otherwise stay hungry.

You can pack your bags and leave whenever you want to.

Okay? - Are you trying to scare me?

No. Okay. See you at six. Good night.

Best of luck.

Hello?

Hello? Brother, there is a problem.

Forget the grandfather his servant is also very arrogant.

l think they are suspicious.

Why do you worry? Just do yourjob.

Tell me how is Preet.

Preet must be fine. She doesn't have to fear her grandfather's gun.

l am the poor guy who is feeling scared.

Keep me informed. - Okay.

Brother, there's something else.

Tell me.

They want me to get up at six for breakfast.

l cannot wake up before nine. - So?

Then tell them to get up at nine, please.

They should wait for me.

Do you know why you are saying this over the phone?

Why?

Because if you'd said this to my face..

..then l would have put you to sleep, forever.

Brother, l'll wake up at five. l was just about to sleep.

l'm feeling very sleepy.

lt's better to wake up early than never wake up at all.

Okay, brother?

Hello? Brother?

Why do l need to tell him that l'm hungry?

And that he should get me some scrambled eggs.

lt's not as if he'd agree. He would've only abused me.

Pineapple.

Ballu, go and check out. lt's so sunny at six in the morning?

Or l'm still on a high from last night.

lt looks sunny outside. Good that it's not night.

We're in Canada, right?

Should l go outside and check?

lf there's snow then we're in Canada.

Otherwise we're slowly in our village.

Let it be. Let it be. We are in Canada.

l don't understand..

..how you can be so undisciplined yet be so successful in Canada.

You are three hours late.

My pant's color has got impressed on the chair.

Then you should've brought proper pants.

The one whose color won't run like this.

Oh really? Couldn't you've brought proper chairs?

Young man? Get up.

l.. Sorry..

Sorry. lt's your chair.

Your chair.

l sat on it by mistake.

Sit down.

How come it's nine o'clock?

How do l know why it's nine o'clock? lt just happened.

You tell me, dumbo.

You get up at the same time as your master?

lf you'll have to deliver pizzas like me..

..then you'll know what a real job is.

Right?

Pizza delivery?

Well..

Sir, you've been a cop.

You know how hard this job is.

What all we have to do in it!

Once l was chasing a gangster alone.

Bullets were being shot.

One bullet hit a pizza boy.

The pizza boy, who is covered in blood tell me..

l'll lose my job if the pizza is not delivered on time.

l, being a true, brave soldier of my country..

..delivered the pizza within 30 minutes, sure.

l saved his job.

Don't you think you should've said his life before saving his job?

l didn't think so back then, sir.

But today l think l should have.

Well done, young man.

You left the police station to catch a gangster..

..and you returned delivering a pizza.

Good morning, everyone.

What are you guys doing?

Nothing. He's telling us about his acts of bravery.

Don't ask about his acts of bravery.

l didn't ask. He's telling us on his own.

Stories don't mean anything, dear.

Ballu can tell you many.

l believe only when l see. - What do you mean?

Arrange for a garden shooting range tomorrow.

Let me see how good his aim is.

Mr. Ballu, talk some sense into him.

The amount wasted on bullets can be used to feed a few poor.

l'll ask grandpa to make it tough.

l'll hit you with this cup and saucer.

What kind of a family do you have!

Brother Goli, now only you can save me.

Please answer the phone. This is great.

You'd asked me to call if l had a problem.

This is great.

What happened?

l've got soap in my eyes.

You sure you don't have something contagious?

l'm telling you, there's soap in my eyes.

l wonder how!

l was washing my face. Can't you see the water?

Kids often get soap in their eyes.

Come on, it's time to shoot.

l can't see anything, brother.

Behave and come outside.

Grandpa won't take a minute to break the neck.

What nonsense are you talking about? My neck?

The rooster you have on your shirt.

Oh okay. - Come on, let's go out quickly.

Where do l need to go?

Come with me.

Where have you brought me?

Looks like grandpa. - Huh?

Why is he behaving like Rani Mukherji in the movie Black?

He's got soap in his eyes.

How did this happen?

This happened when l was in the washroom to wash my hands..

There he runs! Come on, come back.

Run, son. Gangsters are here.

Where are they?

Actually, the soap is out of my eyes.

Very good.

Very good, grandpa. Very good.

l thought you must be not so good but you are great.

You broke those bottles.

l'm sure you'll grow up to be an incredible marksman.

What did you say?

l mean you'll be an even better marksman.

Come on, let's go home. All the bottles have been broken.

Son, l've broken these. - Yes.

You have to shoot those.

These aren't birds which l can scare away by shouting.

Anyway, l don't even look at liquor bottles on Tuesdays.

Don't worry. They are empty.

Oh really? l never look at empty bottles anyway.

Will you shoot those bottles or should l shoot your rooster?

Don't say anything to my rooster. lt's my pet rooster.

Give it to me. l'll shoot those bottles.

Hello?

What are you doing?

l think you haven't seen Mahabharata.

Why? - ln that they used to recite a mantra before shooting an arrow.

That way you hit bang on target.

Son, the mantra of Mahabharata won't work around me.

That's why you look so much like Duryodhana.

What did you say? - Nothing.

l'll aim.

Oh no!

Sometimes l make things work without mantras as well.

Here you go?

How is this possible!

Grandpa, l've the lethal weapon of Mahabharata.

All the bullets are still in it.

Kiddo, sometimes, l shoot bottles..

..without bullets.

Okay. l still have to buy the makeup.

l don't have more hands to lift your bags.

Do one thing.

Drive a nail into my shoulder. You can hang them there then.

Fine, let it be.

My phone. My phone. My phone.

Get it out, quickly. Please. Please. - Okay.

Hello? Yes, Sheila. Okay, are you coming over?

Hello? - Happy? - Happy?

Sheila. - Happy? - Sheila.

What are you doing? Happy..

Oh no. Happy!

Try to understand. - What are you doing, Happy?

Happy! Why are you hiding?

Who is she? - And when did you return from ltaly?

When did you go to ltaly?

Why don't you ask one by one?

By the way, she is Simran. Kul's future wife.

Where's Kullu?

ln ltaly. - ltaly?

No. ltaly. - But you went with him, right?

No, l just left him at the airport and returned.

Okay. - What happened? - Oh my God.

l didn't get proper pressure in the morning.oh my God.

Try to understand.

l'll have to go. - But Happy, at least listen to me.

At least listen to me.

l don't know why he was behaving like this.

But if he didn't go with Kullu then why did Kullu lie to me?

Give me a smile and sit next to me, Heer.

My Heer is calling me.

Hello? Simran?

Kullu? - Hello?

Where are you, Kullu?

l'm in ltaly. - The same ltaly where Happy is?

What do you mean?

l mean l met Happy in Vancouver.

You lied to me, Kullu?

Simran, l'll lie? Never!

Actually, you know Happy.

He ate so many as soon as he got on the flight..

..that he created a mess as soon as he reached the airport.

The company officers threw him out.

You are telling the truth, right?

Have l ever lied, Simran?

l've already told you that l never lie.

Yes, l think you are right.

Happy had an upset stomach even when l met him here.

Oh really? - Yes.

l mean.. Saw? l had told you. He had an upset stomach.

Hello, Preet. - What are you doing, my Ranjha?

l'm watching a Jat's stick.

A Jat's stick?

You are very good with a pistol.

Then why are you looking at sticks?

l'm watching a movie called a Jat's stick.

After falling in love people watch movies like..

.. 'Kuch Kuch Hota Hai' and 'DDLJ'.

And you are looking at sticks!

Okay fine, please say something romantic.

Do you think l'm romantic?

What do you mean? Like what?

Like you rascal, you scoundrel!

Now l should tell you what romantic is!

l wonder why l fell for such an unromantic person.

Do you love me, Kullu? - Yes.

Then why are you so scared? Just say it out aloud, l love you.

Yes.

l love you.

He's whispering now.

Say it out aloud, l love you.

l'm saying it out aloud, l love you.

Oh God.

Strange. Being in the same house..

..they are saying 'l love you' over mobile phones.

Mobile phone networks are bound to get rich.

You didn't say it to me even once.

Say it. lt's just three words.

l love you. - Go to sleep.

Goli. - Sweet dreams.

l'll get sweet dreams if you say 'l love you' to me.

Please. Just once.

Strange. He has twice said l love you in front of me.

And she is saying that he hasn't said it even once.

Good night.

Bloody scoundrel. l'll slap him for sure.

l won't say good night. l won't hang up.

By the way, l love you.

l love you too.

Sometimes play..

He has hung up. Who is she kissing?

Something is fishy.

l'll go and inform grandpa.

l'll just call you back.

Sometimes..

ln trouble.

Who? Me? - Not you.

Come here.

We are done for. Let's go.

We're in trouble.

What are you saying?

You think l'm mistaken? - Yes.

Grandpa, it's okay if you don't trust me.

At least trust your granddaughter.

She is spreading her eggs in different baskets.

You scoundrel, how do l believe in what you are saying?

That she is having two affairs?

No, l think she is not telling us the truth.

l've seen both of them saying 'l love you'..

.. at the same time, at different places.

Yes.

Then don't even look like they are in love.

That's what l'm telling you.

Grandpa, now we will have to take a stand.

We won't get a better reason to..

..not to give your consent for this relationship. -Fine.

Keep an eye on both of them.

Things will get easier for us if they get caught red-handed.

Come with me.

Let's go.

We have given our hearts to each other. Why do you get scared, girl?

l'm a brave village by. l'm not that bad.

We have given our hearts to each other. Why do you get scared, girl?

l'm a brave village by. l'm not that bad.

Move a little for me, girl.

Move a little for me, girl.

She says, my father might find out about us.

Come, let me love you, girl.

She says, my father might find out about us.

Grandpa, if you are feeling hungry, l'll serve dinner.

Why are you so worried?

We've tried our best with that boy.

Now with a heavy Heart consider that..

..you've given away your granddaughter for ever.

No. He's not the kind Of boy l wanted for her.

Think of something so that l can refuse this match..

..and it doesn't make me look bad in front of Preet.

Then blame it to me, say that Ballu doesn't like the boy.

Now can you marry her to him when l don't like him?

Stupid, you are our servant. l'm your master.

Then should l serve dinner? - Go.

'Canadian police is trying to find evidence against..'

'..Punjabi gangster Goli.'

'Some people are forcing the police to catch Goli.'

'Police chief says that..'

'..they don't have any evidence against him.'

'Police chief has also that..'

'..that on the basis on suspicion Goli can..'

What? Goli, the gangster? That goon?

Hooligan. l should catch him? - Yes.

Only the cop who has the courage..

..to catch a gangster like Goli can marry my granddaughter.

Grandpa, what kind of a condition is this?

Getting you to agree for our marriage is tougher..

..than getting a visa for Canada.

Preet, l told you. lt's hard to find cops like me nowadays.

ln the year 1977.. - Your grandpa is that old!

He'll be gone soon.-Old? Do you think he's a tractor?

S.H. Jarnail Singh single-handedly..

..wiped out the underground mafia's spread in Canada.

The entire police departments still respects that fact.

But grandpa..

Water.. - What he says is the final word.

He never changes his decision.

Stupid, l asked you to get me some water. - Oh, sorry, grandpa.

You embarrassed him.

You think you are very smart.

lt's okay, dumbo. Let's see who gets embarrassed.

So now you will arrest me?

Brother, be grateful for if you know his habits..

..he would've given me the order of shoot at sight.

Kullu, please. - lt's okay. Don't worry.

lt's possible that grandpa wants to meet his real son-in-law.

You just arrest me and take me to him.

And leave me alone with grandpa.

Really, brother? You'll get rid of him?

No. l'll run as soon as l get an opportunity.

And you can blame grandpa that Goli ran away.

l'll blame him for everything.

For what all that has happened with me..

..l'll say that he took a bribe and let Goli go.

Corrupt guy.

Goli, l'm telling you, l'll really shoot him.

We'll have tomorrow's breakfast with grandpa.

What are you doing?

Grandpa..

Grandpa..

He's huge.

He must be 80-90 years old.

l'm not talking about his age.

Size. - Oh, you mean to say his size.

Big body grandpa.

You really caught him?

Grandpa, please don't make me laugh.

Yes. Open your eyes otherwise..

..l'll open up Goli, the gangster.

You are great, son.

How did you catch him?

What do you think Dharmendra is?

He was distributing dollars to the poor.

l disguised myself as poor, covered myself..

..and sit in the queue of poor people.

As soon as he took out a dollar to give me..

..l took out my pistol and placed it on his forehead.

l said, you got caught, Goli, the gangster.

This is no act of bravery. You caught him deceitfully.

This is great. lt's like what Guggi says.

My dog is a dog and your dog is Tommy.

Don't l hold any value? - Who is Guggi?

Forget Guggi, l feel as if you got your granddaughter married..

..when she was just a child.

You are looking for excuses to not get her married.

Tell me do you want your granddaughter to get married?

Calm down. You've done yourjob.

Now you leave him to me.

Yes, l should leave him with you.

So that you kill him with your tales of bravery.

This happened in the year 1977..

l did this. l did that. l killed this. l killed that.

l did this. l got hurt here. l got hurt there.

Hey! - This is how you tell your stories, right, grandpa?

l know that you are a brave man.

But be careful. l'll get the backup police.

Because l don't want you to make him run away..

..through this balcony before l come back.

Okay. Leave. - Oh yes. l'll be watching you.

And you too.

Thank you.

Goli, son, please don't misunderstand me.

l wanted to meet you and thank you.

That's why l asked him to catch you.

What do you think that l too think that..

..you're a gangster like the rest of the world does?

No, son.

The amount of cocaine you've destroyed in the past one year..

..the whole police force together..

..must have not destroyed that much in 10 years.

ln 30 years l've spent as a cop, the feeling l had for my country..

l see the same feeling in you.

l don't know who Goli is, where he has come from..

And why he is doing this. But l wish to salute you, son.

l wanted a brave boy like you for my granddaughter Preet.

But she has chosen someone else.

Perhaps this is what God wants.

But if l had another granddaughter..

..then l would've got her married to you.

Son, run away from here before that fools get the cops.

Run away, son.

Run through this window.

Keep doing the work that you're doing.

Just go for it, my boy.

Where's Goli (bullet)? - ln the gun.

Am l your sister-in-law that you're joking with me?

Hey! - l'm asking you where is Goli!

He ran away. - He ran away! You didn't do anything?

l had my breakfast. - Grandpa!

Shut up! What can l do if he ran away?

l tried to catch him, but he just slipped off my hands.

Preet, l risked my life and caught Goli, the gangster.

Grandpa made him run away.

Grandpa.. - Louder! - Grandpa!

But you fulfilled your promise.

Preet, you and rooster can get ready..

..and come to Hotel Sheraton in the evening.

Who is this rooster? - You. - Me?

You move around like a rooster.

Come there dressed as a gentleman.

You are a rooster. Your grandfather is a rooster.

Your great grandfather was a rooster.

Your family is full of roosters. Every one says cock-a-doodle-doo.

Mom. - Hi, my child.

You've become so thin. Do you eat anything at all?

Stop it, mom. You always say that. l work out.

lt's in fashion these days.

Come here. Come here, my child. - Dad!

Tell me, how's everything? - Everything's fine.

You tell me. - How's your clothing store?

lt's doing great. - Very good.

All your friends are doing well in Vancouver? - Yes.

Any new friends?

Dad, why don't you come to the point?

l know everything, dear. - Did you tell him?

l should never tell you anything.

No, no, no. l didn't tell him anything.

l just told him that his name is Kullu.

Yes. - Yes, Kullu.

What kind of a boy is Kullu? l hope he's from a good family.

Dad, he's a very nice boy.

Does he work or is he an idler?

Dad, he doesn't make earn as much as you do, but he is hard working.

He'll succeed pretty soon.

You know he went to ltaly for training, just for me.

Good. Very good.

Dear, just make sure that he is getting married to you..

..because he loves you and not because.. - And not because?

For the sake of Canada's Permanent Residency.

This is what boys nowadays do.

Like what you did with me. - Shut up. What do you think of yourself?

Dad, if you wish to say such things, can l leave?

Sit down. Sit down, dear.

Actually, l'm worried about you.

l've got a very good marriage proposal for you from Punjab.

l really like the boy.

Why don't you marry him if you really like him that much.

l will, but you at least have a look at his photograph.

l don't want to see anyone's useless photo.

Forget it, show me the photograph.

You have a look at him. - Oh my God. He is so handsome.

You're bound to find him handsome.

After all, his moustache is like mine.

Grandpa. - Hey beautiful.

Well done.

Come with me.

Ladies and gentlemen, attention please.

l've called you all here to celebrate..

..because my darling granddaughter Preet..

..has found her life partner. Cheers.

Come.

My love, nothing precious of mine was broken.

My heart is what was broken, my love.

My heart is what was broken, my love.

My tears just won't stop now.

Oh God, l'm as good as dead now.

My tears just won't stop now.

Oh God, l'm as good as dead now.

Just tell me..

Who is responsible for this separation?

What did l do to deserve this?

Who is responsible for this separation? - Dear..

What did l do to deserve this?

Dad, you can get me married to anyone you want.

Love feels like a punishment to me.

lt feels like an unfulfilled prayer.

Why do l deserve this anger?

My love is my God.

Love feels like a punishment to me.

lt feels like an unfulfilled prayer.

Why do l deserve this anger?

My love is my God.

All l had asked for was my love.

But l was covered in hues of separation.

All l had asked for was my love.

But l was covered in hues of separation.

What wrong did l do?

Hello, Simran.. - Yes, tell me.

Kullu came over.

l told him that you are in Punjab and are getting married.

And that he shouldn't trouble you anymore.

He didn't say anything else?

No. Okay then, l'm hanging up.

Okay. Take care, babe.

Love you. Bye.

Who is responsible for this separation?

What did l do to deserve this?

Who is responsible for this separation?

What did l do to deserve this?

l never apologized to anyone.

But l'll apologize to you.

You are facing a big problem in life because of me.

Forgive me, my friend.

Brother, we'll have to stop her wedding.

No. She doesn't even want to talk to me.

Anyway, l don't deserve her.

l don't deserve Kammo either. But we are together, right?

l'm going. - Where are you going?

l don't know.

You are leaving after doing me a favor?

l did it for my elder brother.

l would've never done it as a favor.

What do you think? l can see my younger brother cry?

Anyway, you look good only when you smile, Kullu.

Preet, find out from grandpa as..

..to where in Punjab is Simran getting married.

We are going to Punjab.

Happy..

Order scrambled eggs for me, please.

Let's go to Punjab.

Cheers!-Nice. Nice. Nice.

Call her..

These thorns are pricking me.

Brother, is this where Simran is getting married?

This is where she is getting married.

But why are there many gunmen here?

l know, brother, my Simran must've worn a lot ofjeweller.

Don't worry. Today we'll kidnap her with all her gems and jewels.

l mean we'll take sister-in-law with us with all herjewellery.

Better. - But how will we go inside?

Leave that to me.

Brother, from where did you take that out?

Hide it. lf Punjab police sees it then we'll be done for.

The way you guys get scared you cannot..

..even halt a roadways bus by holding your hand up.

Brother, why do you worry. Leave it to me.

My name is Kullu for a reason. We'll find a solution right away.

Come on, Happy. So what's the solution?

Me? - l told you.

Yes. l found a solution.

They are playing nice songs inside.

We'll dance and go inside.

On English beats!

True. lt's Kullu's girlfriend's wedding.

lt won't look good if we dance. - Right. We don't look good.

Find another solution.

Please guide me to this address.

lt's this building's address!

Who ordered for it? - Some Simran, brother.

Say Mrs. Kullu. Mrs. Kullu.

Oh my. That sounded great. Brother, please say it again.

Once was fine as well. lt got the job done.

Mrs. Simran has ordered it? - Yes.

Brother, l'll escort him inside. - Go.

But don't leave anything behind. - l won't.

But if by chance, they don't leave me..

..then please to come to save me.

Fine. So what's your score?

l seek your blessings, dad.

Hi.-Hello, son.

May God bless you, my child.

Look over there. -How are you? - Beautiful.

He's so handsome. Have a look.

l said the decoration of this house is beautiful.

Yes. -l'm so happy today.

Harpal.. - Yes, brother?

l've made all the arrangements for the wedding.

Do l need to do anything else? - No. Everything is going on just fine.

He's Mr. Jarnail. My dear friend from Canada.

He's very nice. - l seek your blessings, sir.

Bless you, son. Bless you.

Harpal, he seems well cultured. - Yes.

He's very handsome, isn't he? - Mom, can l go now? Are you done?

l wanted to talk to you. - Yes?

Come with me. - Yes, sure.

What are you doing over here?

l was here to deliver this pizza.

l.. - Don't scream. l'll tell you everything.

l don't want to hear anything.

Strange. You neither do you ever hear anything..

..nor do you wear anything.

You should at least be considerate about this being lndia.

Wear this.

A mosquito might bite you. - Back off!

You've done what you had to do with me.

Now get lost!

Look.. - Dad! - Dad, please don't come here.

At least listen to me for a moment. Whatever you saw was a lie.

l'm not getting married to anyone.

Mom! - Mom! Mom is here.

What happened, Simran? - Dharmendra, you?

Grandpa, you too are here? Now it's not going to go well.

He's not Dharmendra, he's Kullu.

Kullu? The same boy you wanted us to meet? - Yes.

No. He is Preet's fiance. - Fiance!

My child. - Control.

You girls start crying at the drop of a hat.

Okay. l got it.

You are very dedicated. You've come here on a mission.

l mean undercover cop.

He isn't a cop. He's a pizza delivery boy.

He's a pizza delivery boy!

Yes, dear. He's a pizza delivery boy.

Everyone here is going crazy and you are winking at me!

Okay, so l am Preet's fiance? -Yes, l agree.

l'm not Dharmendra. l'm Kullu.

l don't agree to that.

l caught a gangster and brought him to your house.

l agree. - Preet loves him.

l don't agree to that.

Nobody is listening to me.

Everybody is just saying what they like.

This happened when..

Hey, are you guys trying to eavesdrop?

Come down and listen.

l'll place chairs for you guys to sit on.

Mom, give me the hand-fan.

Do you know the story? Then you guys say it.

Go and do your work.

And then..

And after that we came to lndia.

Dear, you are very luck.

You've got Kullu who truly loves you.

Kullu..

Bless you, son.

Grandpa, where's her father?

He's tallying some accounts outside.

That means l'll have to say this story again?

No, son. l'll tell him the story.

Anyway what does one need to do while telling a story?

Look here. Look there. Look here.

Then interval, emotion and end.

l'll be right back.

Grandpa!

Preet, you still don't know your grandpa well enough.

What do you mean?

You don't love Kullu, you love Goli.

Dear, l'll marry you to the one you love.

Happy, Kullu seems to have left for Manali.

Brother, l suggest we should go inside and check.

He's kept us hanging here.

Who knows he must be hanging inside!

Preet?

Preet. - Oh, my Goli! How are you?

Listen, grandpajust called me.

You seemed to have set everything straight.

What have you done? He wants me to get married.

To you. - Oh really?

Then make preparations, my girl. l'm coming for you.

See you later, baby.

What happened, brother? - Everything's settled.

All the problems have been solved. - Great.

25 plus 25 equals to 50.

50 times 50 equals to 2500!

Harpal, stop your calculation.

There's a twist in your story.

Brother, though l know everything but what's the story.

Simran cannot get married to Shamsher.

What kind of a story is this? l don't know anything about it.

l'll tell this story to you later. First let me correct the script.

Okay. - This happened when..

lt happened when..

But brother, what's the story!

Shamsher.. - Grandpa. l seek your blessings.

l seek your blessings. - Son..

Yes? - You are an educated and a smart boy.

Actually, Simran loves someone else.

She cannot get married to you.

Grandpa, this is no longer about love.

Now it is the question of my honor.

Young man, don't make a mistake.

Now it is also the question of my honor.

Brother Shamsher, our men have seen Goli in our city.

Goli is in our city? - Yes.

Do one thing. Make our men surround this mansion.

Simran will get married only to me.

That too today itself. Otherwise, l'll kill everyone.

Oh my. You're wearing full clothes today. Wonderful. - Kullu..

l'm so sorry.

l didn't even give you a chance to prove yourself right.

lt's okay. lt's a big thing that you accept your mistake.

lt's not a small thing.

Girls never accept their mistake. Right, aunt?

There's nothing to worry about.

Just give me your blessings.

My mother used to say..

What was it that your mother used to say?

Kullu, you are destined to kill someone.

Wait, you..

Wait, you..

Catch him!

Kullu!

Now try hitting them, you scoundrel.

Kullu!

Leave me!

Kullu!

Kullu! - Why don't you hit them now?

Kullu!

Kullu..

With one it's a fight.

With two, it's fun.

Three's company.

With four, it's an army.

And an army means a mess.

Very good. Very good, brother.

But what's the story?

This happened when..

You ostrich!

When did this happen?!

Goli, your presence reminds me of a poem.

The one l looked for everywhere..

The one l looked for everywhere..

l found her in my backyard.

Hey, Hindi dialogues in a Punjabi movie!

Mr. Shamsher, you deserve it.

Ask me what? - What?

To get thrashed.

Brother, give him a few slaps and bring him to the courtyard.

We'll make him twirl.

Come on, son.

Come on, you scoundrel. Teach him a lesson.

Come on. Come on. - No.. - Hit him.

Beat him. Hit him.

l'm done for.

Come on.

lnspector, arrest him. - Handcuff him.

Thank you, Mr. Jarnail Singh.

He used to always commit a crime and destroy all evidences against him.

But today, thanks to you, we caught him red-handed.

Come on! Let's go.

Scoundrels, l'll go in and come out in ajiffy.

lf you try to shut down my drugs business then..

Come with us! - Brother, just a minute. Just a minute.

Just a minute.

Mr. Shamsher Singh, please come here. - Let go.

My brother wanted to talk to you.

Yes, brother. Talk to him. - You scoundrel..

..you've lost everything and yet you are arrogant.

Come on, you scoundrel. Come on. Come on.

Take him away. - Put him in the jeep. Come on. Come on.

Grandpa.. - God bless you, my son.

Come on. - l seek your blessings, grandpa.

Come give me a hug, my boy!

Harpal, though you know everything..

..but you don't know anything about this story.

But Jarnail, now l've understood everything.

Go meet her. She's waiting.

Best of luck. - Thank you.

He's done for. - Just like us.

Best of luck. Best of luck. Best of luck.

Kullu, you fight well.

l make sure that l do when there is a beautiful girl standing before me.

Whether or not the other person gets hurt..

..but the fight should look good.

Kullu, listen, we'll leave for our honeymoon day after tomorrow.

Quickly call a travel agent to book the tickets.

Oh yes, don't take me to your basement after go back to Canada.

Quickly contact a property dealer.

One more thing. lndia's water doesn't suit me at all.

Find out if Evian mineral water is available here. Okay?

Don't worry if you don't find it here. Okay?

Get it couriered from Canada. lt will be here in three days.

Until then l'll survive on your blood.

Yes, of course.

So, son..

Well, grandpa, l wanted to talk to all of you. - What is it?

lf it's possible.. You have big contacts, you can do anything.

Please postpone my wedding for a few months!

Hey! - What?