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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,285 --> 00:00:03,668 Iron Man: Is my armor on straight? 2 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:06,638 Welcome, I'm Meagan McLaren and sitting across from me, 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:10,352 is none other than the invincible Iron Man himself, Tony Stark. 4 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:13,139 "Invincible" is a tad overblown. 5 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:18,722 I'll also accept invulnerable, indomitable, and irresistible. 6 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:21,820 Tell me, what were you feeling 7 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:24,392 as the Mayor declared "Avengers' day" at the parade? 8 00:00:24,427 --> 00:00:26,314 He even gave you the keys to the city. 9 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:28,193 Well, honored, of course. 10 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,658 You know, it's nice when my hard work gets noticed... 11 00:00:31,864 --> 00:00:33,164 [Growls] 12 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:35,885 I mean "our" hard work. 13 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,736 [Chuckles and sighs] 14 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:40,550 Meagan: Tell me your thoughts on the festivities, Captain. 15 00:00:40,576 --> 00:00:43,176 What can I say? We do what we can, when we can. 16 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:44,782 And we do it with pride. 17 00:00:46,812 --> 00:00:48,813 Avengers' day? Yeah, whatever. 18 00:00:48,815 --> 00:00:50,839 Have you tried this cake? It is amazing. 19 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:53,518 I mean, how can one not feel stoked? 20 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,460 I'm still geeking out over here! 21 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:58,251 - How about a smile? - I am smiling. 22 00:00:59,512 --> 00:01:03,064 Hulk's strongest there is. Nuff said. 23 00:01:03,252 --> 00:01:05,780 Actually, Thor claimed he's stronger. 24 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,150 Your response? 25 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:11,269 Two words. Hulk strongest. 26 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:13,271 But Thor has lightning and a hammer. 27 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:14,839 You just have... what? 28 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:16,474 - Big fists? - Yes! 29 00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:17,976 [Growls] 30 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:20,758 So, Hulk says he's the strongest. Thoughts? 31 00:01:20,861 --> 00:01:23,462 Ha! Hulk is a worthy competitor, 32 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:27,164 but I think we all know how any competition would end. 33 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,419 [Roars] 34 00:01:31,323 --> 00:01:32,423 [Roaring] 35 00:01:35,961 --> 00:01:38,347 We've really got to get stronger walls. 36 00:01:38,934 --> 00:01:40,601 [Shutters clicking] [Thor laughs] 37 00:01:40,627 --> 00:01:45,049 Come, friend Hulk, taste the might of Mjolnir and witness your better. 38 00:01:48,421 --> 00:01:51,279 Would we be able to gloss over this part? 'Cause... 39 00:01:51,305 --> 00:01:52,604 [Whistles casually] 40 00:01:53,579 --> 00:01:54,987 Avengers, assemble. 41 00:02:05,889 --> 00:02:07,416 Fight on, brother! 42 00:02:07,756 --> 00:02:11,030 Let loose the competition that burns in you! 43 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:14,466 Show us the great warrior of Asgard! 44 00:02:17,702 --> 00:02:18,769 [Both grunting] 45 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:26,992 I can't control it! 46 00:02:30,749 --> 00:02:32,239 Thor! Your lightning! 47 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:34,485 [Grunts] 48 00:02:39,525 --> 00:02:41,965 - End this! - With pleasure! 49 00:02:45,596 --> 00:02:48,301 Sync and corrections by masaca - addic7ed.com - 50 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:59,194 - Hulk! - Way ahead of ya. 51 00:03:02,681 --> 00:03:03,660 You're welcome. 52 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:06,084 [Screams] 53 00:03:06,685 --> 00:03:08,123 What? My breath? 54 00:03:08,345 --> 00:03:09,388 [Sniffs] 55 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:10,465 Mint? 56 00:03:10,996 --> 00:03:12,268 Something's not right. 57 00:03:12,476 --> 00:03:13,998 Where'd that Bugle reporter go? 58 00:03:14,024 --> 00:03:15,538 Iron Man: What were you thinking? 59 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:18,654 You just endangered the lives of a dozen people. 60 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:20,333 And for what? 61 00:03:20,479 --> 00:03:22,113 An arm-wrestling contest? 62 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:23,519 Rage issues. 63 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:25,036 What's your excuse? 64 00:03:25,119 --> 00:03:27,839 Apologies, Stark. Our friendly competition, 65 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:30,508 while the Asgardian way, got out of hand... 66 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,502 Meagan: The famous Asgardian way... 67 00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:35,545 Tell me, is this the same "friendly competition" 68 00:03:35,571 --> 00:03:38,598 that turned your own brother, Loki, into an outcast? 69 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:42,097 Hardly. Loki and I lived to compete as children. 70 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:44,558 I do not know when that changed for him. 71 00:03:44,584 --> 00:03:47,507 Meagan: Maybe it was never as "friendly" as you thought, 72 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,118 but Hulk, you were incredible! 73 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:51,293 [Groans] 74 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:54,717 - You're a hero! - Come again? 75 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:56,904 Aye! We are all heroes! 76 00:03:56,936 --> 00:04:00,515 You may have lightning, and a giant block of stone on a wood stick, 77 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,442 but you're no Hulk. 78 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:04,110 Hear that, Goldilocks? 79 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:05,578 Not Hulk. 80 00:04:05,969 --> 00:04:06,812 [Growls] 81 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:07,446 [Screams] 82 00:04:07,472 --> 00:04:09,896 Power down, Thor! This isn't the place. 83 00:04:10,068 --> 00:04:11,534 Hulk, stop taunting him. 84 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:12,693 Just playing. 85 00:04:15,721 --> 00:04:18,059 Hulk! You dare? 86 00:04:21,326 --> 00:04:22,393 [Grunts] 87 00:04:25,564 --> 00:04:27,165 [All screaming] 88 00:04:30,340 --> 00:04:31,475 Thor: Take heed! 89 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,677 I am no fool, Hulk! 90 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:36,571 But what I am is mightier! 91 00:04:39,992 --> 00:04:41,322 Show me. 92 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:45,634 You guys, knock it off. This isn't Asgard. 93 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:49,687 Your constant competition puts people at risk and has got to stop. 94 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:54,013 The only way for it to stop is to finally answer the question on everyone's mind. 95 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:57,063 "Who's stronger, Thor or Hulk?" 96 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:59,897 Is she trying to destroy New York, or what? 97 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:02,406 These warriors are bent on battle. 98 00:05:02,545 --> 00:05:06,030 If there was only a place that they could pursue the glory of combat 99 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:08,374 without worry of inflicting damage. 100 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:10,315 Does she sound like someone we know? 101 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:14,770 Thor: Agreed, caster of news. Heimdall! Portal! 102 00:05:19,281 --> 00:05:20,731 To Valhalla. 103 00:05:23,689 --> 00:05:28,229 Come, Hulk! There are many arenas for glorious battle in Asgard. 104 00:05:28,422 --> 00:05:32,285 We shall lay claim to who is the strongest once and for all! 105 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:33,482 Lead the way. 106 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:41,441 [Laughs wickedly] 107 00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:44,711 And there we are. 108 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,046 Now, Hawkeye. 109 00:05:52,684 --> 00:05:58,689 It's simply precious seeing your rodent wheel excuses for brains spin endlessly. 110 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:01,300 Loki, what did you do with Hulk and Thor? 111 00:06:01,417 --> 00:06:04,465 Oh, they're on a one-way trip to the afterlife. 112 00:06:04,491 --> 00:06:07,862 After all, only the strongest belong in Valhalla. 113 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:12,603 Let's see how mighty you are without your mightiest! 114 00:06:16,808 --> 00:06:20,360 So, are we talking Valhalla, as in... 115 00:06:20,386 --> 00:06:23,353 As in where Asgardian warriors go when they fall in battle 116 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:24,946 and don't come back. 117 00:06:28,954 --> 00:06:30,388 [Yawns] 118 00:06:34,893 --> 00:06:36,494 [Swords clinking] 119 00:06:39,698 --> 00:06:42,448 Greetings, Hela, Queen of Valhalla. 120 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:46,145 And here I thought my day couldn't get any less interesting. 121 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:49,379 You once told me of dreams, aspirations to behold 122 00:06:49,405 --> 00:06:52,497 the greatest spectacle to ever grace this realm. 123 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,733 Time's long since passed. 124 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:57,761 And what if I brought such a spectacle? 125 00:06:57,816 --> 00:06:59,272 Speak plainly, Loki. 126 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:02,520 Outside battle Earth's two greatest warriors. 127 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:06,090 They compete for the right to claim the mantle of strongest. 128 00:07:16,665 --> 00:07:18,835 Friend Hulk, something is amiss. 129 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:20,932 No, you're losing. 130 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:23,722 This is not a place in Asgard that I recognize. 131 00:07:24,616 --> 00:07:25,633 Don't care. 132 00:07:25,854 --> 00:07:27,120 Beast! 133 00:07:28,268 --> 00:07:29,335 [Roars] 134 00:07:30,615 --> 00:07:33,409 - Marvelous, no? - Incredible. 135 00:07:33,690 --> 00:07:37,684 How would you like to see the winner battle for eternity? 136 00:07:38,448 --> 00:07:40,707 But what do you seek for this display? 137 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:45,730 You have something I lack and hope to borrow for but a moment. 138 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:50,360 Told you. Capes? Stupid. 139 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,803 Says the animal in torn bottoms. 140 00:07:55,107 --> 00:07:56,055 [Groans] 141 00:07:56,555 --> 00:07:58,789 Puny illusion. Where are we? 142 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:00,546 Odin's beard! 143 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:02,206 Valhalla. 144 00:08:05,563 --> 00:08:09,237 Heimdall! Portal! Ala-kazam? 145 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:11,260 Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo? 146 00:08:12,196 --> 00:08:13,140 [Groans] 147 00:08:13,272 --> 00:08:15,622 Hey, whiz-kid, find me a portal, would ya? 148 00:08:17,595 --> 00:08:18,829 [All exclaiming] 149 00:08:21,219 --> 00:08:22,486 Uh, like that one? 150 00:08:28,168 --> 00:08:31,338 Something tells me this isn't just a renaissance fair. 151 00:08:33,912 --> 00:08:39,617 Come, Avengers. For Loki, King of Earth, has declared war upon you. 152 00:08:39,939 --> 00:08:42,805 King? Looks like we didn't get that memo. 153 00:08:56,652 --> 00:08:59,670 I thought Valhalla was supposed to be full of great warriors? 154 00:08:59,696 --> 00:09:02,029 These guys seem pretty dead to me, huh? 155 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,977 As dead as that joke. 156 00:09:04,094 --> 00:09:05,515 Head in the game, soldier. 157 00:09:05,541 --> 00:09:06,243 [Grunts] 158 00:09:06,282 --> 00:09:09,173 It really saddens me you don't see the humor in what you just did. 159 00:09:09,212 --> 00:09:10,532 What makes you think I don't? 160 00:09:11,459 --> 00:09:14,055 Enough with the jokes! Cut this off at the source. 161 00:09:14,081 --> 00:09:15,313 Get Loki! 162 00:09:15,339 --> 00:09:16,421 Way ahead of you, Tony. 163 00:09:18,841 --> 00:09:19,832 Dodge this! 164 00:09:21,021 --> 00:09:22,088 [Groans] 165 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,297 You foul twit! 166 00:09:25,581 --> 00:09:26,848 [Screams] 167 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,552 Jarvis, we need answers. 168 00:09:30,554 --> 00:09:33,021 Did you complete the scans of the Asgardian archives? 169 00:09:33,023 --> 00:09:35,257 Jarvis: Affirmative, Sir. According to law, 170 00:09:35,259 --> 00:09:38,660 whoever commands the hunting horn of Hela, Queen of the fallen, 171 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,519 commands the army of Valhalla. 172 00:09:40,631 --> 00:09:42,921 So, Loki stole an afterlife army? 173 00:09:42,966 --> 00:09:44,065 Negative, Sir. 174 00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:45,999 The horn must be bestowed. 175 00:09:46,236 --> 00:09:48,036 He got her to give him the horn? 176 00:09:48,038 --> 00:09:51,168 Let's put a quick end to Loki's musical career. 177 00:09:55,711 --> 00:09:57,279 Our rivalry must end. 178 00:09:57,281 --> 00:09:59,765 With our absence, Earth has come under threat. 179 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,896 Bored fighting you anyway. 180 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:05,787 [Both grunt] 181 00:10:10,184 --> 00:10:11,027 [Grunts] 182 00:10:11,053 --> 00:10:11,945 Smash! 183 00:10:12,162 --> 00:10:15,054 That is unwise, one called Hulk. 184 00:10:15,966 --> 00:10:18,269 Every Asgardian have a silly helmet? 185 00:10:18,335 --> 00:10:21,542 Why have you shackled us so? We are not your enemy. 186 00:10:21,679 --> 00:10:23,657 I grow tired of watching the remains 187 00:10:23,683 --> 00:10:27,075 of once-great men fight and fall apart at my feet. 188 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:29,515 I long for new entertainment. 189 00:10:29,613 --> 00:10:34,015 - Now, back to the show. - Not your entertainment! 190 00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:40,744 [Groaning] 191 00:10:45,613 --> 00:10:48,699 What have you done? 192 00:10:48,935 --> 00:10:51,176 My death touch, brute. 193 00:10:51,371 --> 00:10:53,963 Hela! End this madness, now! 194 00:10:54,177 --> 00:10:54,973 [Sighs] 195 00:10:55,064 --> 00:10:56,820 I so rarely get to have fun. 196 00:10:56,836 --> 00:10:57,540 [Snaps fingers] 197 00:10:57,873 --> 00:10:59,741 [Groaning] 198 00:11:05,982 --> 00:11:09,050 What do you wish of us, Queen of the fallen? 199 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:12,137 Nothing more than your quest for the great answer, 200 00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:13,881 who is the strongest? 201 00:11:14,199 --> 00:11:17,614 Like you and your brother Loki, I hunger for competition. 202 00:11:17,861 --> 00:11:21,402 But this competition has made Earth vulnerable to attack. 203 00:11:21,588 --> 00:11:23,755 I know the fire that burns in you. 204 00:11:23,867 --> 00:11:27,202 And it was not long ago that you and Loki's sense of sport 205 00:11:27,204 --> 00:11:30,492 would shake the very foundations of Asgard. 206 00:11:30,841 --> 00:11:34,849 I simply wish to witness that competition firsthand. 207 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:38,761 Loser goes home. Winner stays. 208 00:11:39,144 --> 00:11:41,501 We can take her. Not in her realm. 209 00:11:41,582 --> 00:11:44,192 She controls this place absolutely. 210 00:11:44,688 --> 00:11:48,931 It pains me, but one of us on Earth will do more good than two in Valhalla. 211 00:11:49,352 --> 00:11:52,249 I will beat you, so you may return to the Avengers. 212 00:11:52,863 --> 00:11:53,995 Mmm-hmm. 213 00:11:59,328 --> 00:12:02,234 You go back! Hulk strongest! 214 00:12:02,706 --> 00:12:04,265 Marvelous. 215 00:12:04,441 --> 00:12:05,707 [Roars] 216 00:12:12,216 --> 00:12:14,943 Such a pathetic display. 217 00:12:18,691 --> 00:12:23,450 With your two strongest gone, you barely hold your own. 218 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:25,954 [Grunts] 219 00:12:26,763 --> 00:12:28,934 What's the end game this time, Loki? 220 00:12:29,676 --> 00:12:33,613 Become King of the undead? Or maybe introduce battle horns 221 00:12:33,648 --> 00:12:35,490 as the next hot fashion accessory. 222 00:12:35,529 --> 00:12:36,713 [Chuckles] 223 00:12:38,271 --> 00:12:41,452 Growing up with my brother was a constant competition, 224 00:12:41,478 --> 00:12:44,979 everything a contest, everything a fight. 225 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:47,552 So this is what? A sibling rivalry thing? 226 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:51,219 Rivalry? I hardly had a fighting chance. 227 00:12:51,221 --> 00:12:53,744 I am the son of a frost giant, 228 00:12:53,768 --> 00:12:57,955 Odin only took me into his court so his own son would shine brighter. 229 00:12:59,856 --> 00:13:01,930 I've finally found a way to use 230 00:13:01,956 --> 00:13:04,920 my brother's competitive nature against him. 231 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,400 The last laugh, mine. 232 00:13:09,772 --> 00:13:13,576 I am the strongest! I shall stay, beast! 233 00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:15,639 Save Earth, Thor! 234 00:13:17,513 --> 00:13:18,780 [Grunts] 235 00:13:24,854 --> 00:13:26,020 [Hela laughs] 236 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,456 This battle pleases me so. 237 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:31,986 Oh, Loki, how you still surprise. 238 00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:33,395 Loki? 239 00:13:34,164 --> 00:13:36,268 What hand does my brother play? 240 00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:39,986 [Blows horn] 241 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:45,581 That looks like fun. 242 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:51,553 You permit Earth to be attacked with warriors of Valhalla, in return for just one of us? 243 00:13:51,579 --> 00:13:54,707 A small price to pay for the greatest warrior. 244 00:14:04,248 --> 00:14:07,028 Face facts, Loki. Your army's gone. 245 00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:09,430 You're outgunned. And outmatched. 246 00:14:10,712 --> 00:14:12,219 Yet, outwitted? 247 00:14:12,235 --> 00:14:13,150 [Laughs] 248 00:14:13,176 --> 00:14:14,033 No. 249 00:14:16,572 --> 00:14:17,872 [Blowing] 250 00:14:19,074 --> 00:14:21,199 Be ready. Feels like it's coming from below. 251 00:14:22,477 --> 00:14:26,281 If a giant Asgardian monster busts out of the ground again, I'm gonna be really mad. 252 00:14:34,557 --> 00:14:38,316 Hawkeye: Well, looks like Falcon's about to have some anger issues. 253 00:14:43,065 --> 00:14:49,120 The problem with you mortals is that you rarely grasp the concept "eternal." 254 00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:58,428 I think the Mayor's gonna ask for the keys to the city back. 255 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,699 [All screaming] 256 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:14,308 Oh, how I love watching as my new subjects flee in terror. 257 00:15:14,484 --> 00:15:16,423 Avengers tower. Onward! 258 00:15:16,564 --> 00:15:18,783 Every King needs a castle. 259 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:22,123 I forgot how much he loves to hear himself talk. 260 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,289 Hawkeye: It's all about pressure points. 261 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,386 I got this! 262 00:15:30,134 --> 00:15:33,103 Man... never thought I'd miss hearing the word "smash." 263 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,595 It's hollow. 264 00:15:34,776 --> 00:15:36,032 Explosions do nothing. 265 00:15:36,057 --> 00:15:37,688 We need a well-placed implosion. 266 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,733 You wouldn't happen to have something that could do that, would you? 267 00:15:40,841 --> 00:15:42,376 Never leave home without it. 268 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,213 [Laughs] 269 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:53,067 This is no time for laughter. The contest must continue, or else. 270 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:56,445 My brother has finally bested me. 271 00:15:56,657 --> 00:15:58,382 You want the greatest warrior? 272 00:15:58,493 --> 00:16:00,524 Loki is the man you seek! 273 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,294 I do not see your meaning. 274 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,929 Yeah, don't get it. 275 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,329 Who has trapped us here, 276 00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:09,061 using our weakness for competition in battle? 277 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,036 With a known trickster in your midst, 278 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:14,563 you mistake the greatest warrior as being one of brawn. 279 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:19,519 - You are a fool, Hela. - Bite your tongue, Odinson, 280 00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,229 or face the wrath of Valhalla's army! 281 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:25,766 Look around you. He left you with nothing. 282 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,525 Who would the victor of this bout fight? 283 00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:31,148 [Groans] 284 00:16:31,326 --> 00:16:32,351 Loki! 285 00:16:32,771 --> 00:16:34,489 Want us to get him for ya? 286 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,252 Black Widow: I need a path. 287 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,822 Sure hope you know what you're doing. 288 00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:01,293 [Grunts] 289 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,393 Tony, I'm going to set the charges right above the tibia. 290 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,994 Iron Man: Widow, where are you? 291 00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,843 Black Widow: Looks like somewhere in the Medial Meniscus. 292 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:17,836 [Falcon screams] 293 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,506 I can't remember anatomy class, Widow. 294 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,778 I don't know where that is. 295 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,730 Iron Man: Just keep this thing distracted. 296 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,780 [Panting] 297 00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:33,392 [Beeping] 298 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,044 [Grunts] 299 00:17:39,070 --> 00:17:40,470 Falcon! Right leg! 300 00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:43,087 [Screams] 301 00:17:43,113 --> 00:17:45,063 Falcon: Now that I understood! 302 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,197 Gotcha! 303 00:17:47,802 --> 00:17:49,300 A valiant effort, 304 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:52,085 but what's dead cannot be killed! 305 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,839 Black Widow: I hate encores. 306 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,007 [Blowing] 307 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,281 Iron Man: We got it immobile, but not down for the count. 308 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,183 We're gonna need some serious firepower. 309 00:18:09,273 --> 00:18:10,928 - Smash! - Aye! 310 00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:15,226 Now that just feels right. 311 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:17,545 Be gone! 312 00:18:18,094 --> 00:18:18,976 [Grunts] 313 00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:25,101 Hela: Loki. 314 00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,173 We had a deal! 315 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,431 The greatest warrior for the horn! 316 00:18:30,811 --> 00:18:32,977 I am a queen of my word, trickster. 317 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,813 But you go too far. 318 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:39,809 Uh-uh. 319 00:18:39,947 --> 00:18:43,628 - This is a fight for you, and you alone. - Hulk: Sup? 320 00:18:45,496 --> 00:18:47,063 It matters not! 321 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,561 Stay back. This is our fight. 322 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,530 [Grunts] 323 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,433 [Lightning crackles] 324 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,175 [Roars] 325 00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:12,116 [Both groaning] 326 00:19:12,407 --> 00:19:14,452 Wait, I think I know what they're doing. 327 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,228 Thor: This might be your mightiest move yet, brother... 328 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:22,075 Turning my known competitive nature against me and showing it as a weakness. 329 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:25,463 I see now my nature has often wronged you. 330 00:19:25,809 --> 00:19:29,100 I seek your forgiveness and mercy. 331 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,994 Hmm... no. 332 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:40,045 You ask for mercy? You've come to the wrong Asgardian! 333 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,775 Both: Yield! Yield! 334 00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:48,867 I, Loki, have finally bested the Odinson, 335 00:19:48,989 --> 00:19:51,551 and you ask to surrender? 336 00:19:51,577 --> 00:19:52,694 [Laughs] 337 00:19:52,993 --> 00:19:56,461 Oh, you truly have learned little, fool. 338 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:59,591 Oh, I've learned more than you know, Loki. 339 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,231 Hela: It is decided. 340 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,635 [Blowing horn] 341 00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:11,109 Hela: A great warrior I sought. 342 00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:13,111 And a great warrior I shall have. 343 00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:15,857 Welcome to the life of eternal battle, 344 00:20:16,441 --> 00:20:17,541 Loki! 345 00:20:18,924 --> 00:20:23,381 No! No! [Shouts] Brother! 346 00:20:23,842 --> 00:20:29,430 Odinson, never again sully my kingdom with your visage until you are meant to. 347 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,563 Good job, guys. 348 00:20:35,911 --> 00:20:37,721 Quick thinking, letting Loki win. 349 00:20:37,938 --> 00:20:39,620 I know it couldn't have been easy. 350 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:42,573 Aye, though it pains me to surrender, 351 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:46,611 sacrifice of ego is sometimes needed to achieve victory. 352 00:20:46,966 --> 00:20:50,819 And to save the Hulk, who was almost trapped in Valhalla. 353 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:55,622 Hmm... trapped? So you're saying I'm stronger? 354 00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:59,561 That is not what I meant, you foul-stenched oaf! 355 00:20:59,878 --> 00:21:00,416 [Sighs] 356 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,112 Here we go again. 357 00:21:02,526 --> 00:21:04,953 Nay, we have learned much this day. 358 00:21:05,362 --> 00:21:09,081 Loki is not the brother I chose, but he is my brother nonetheless, 359 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:12,395 while Hulk, I gladly call family. 360 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,181 [Growls] 361 00:21:13,582 --> 00:21:14,904 Enough with the mush. 362 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:18,242 Come, brother! Let us refrain from destruction, 363 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:21,212 and instead grab a dog, forged by flame. 364 00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:23,458 Hulk: A hot dog? Just one? 365 00:21:24,263 --> 00:21:27,459 Tony Stark! Meagan McLaren, with the Daily Bugle. 366 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:29,721 Any comment on what took place here today? 367 00:21:29,941 --> 00:21:31,266 All: No comment. 368 00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:33,819 Sync and corrections by masaca - addic7ed.com - 26839

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