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- You go first, gold-digger! - No, you first

- Gold-digger first! - Ok then, buddy! One Turkey meat in the bun

- Me to, 2 Turkey Meat in the buns! - Sorry, there is only one left

Hey, young man, what're you fighting for?

There is not only the turkey meat bun in this Barbecue King store! Isn't this great!

Our Barbecue King store is different from others 24 hours non-stop supply of fresh turkey meat in the bun

Beside, we got salad, fast food, and the best beef stew hot soup!

Besides we have special flavor Turkey pizza Super spicy and super crispy hard!

It's really hard!

Barbecue king makes me so sexy!

"Barbecue King"! The meat in the bun that you have to take with 2 hands!

Just like you planed, uncle! The pace of the clip is quick and easy, funny plots

- Absolutely worth all those advertisement costs - worth to those money I spent!?

Worth to those money I spent!?

This is the most terrible commercial I've ever seen! But there are some worse than this!

For example, a game of Grant in '74-'75 game season

The 89th minute, Heck Might brings the ball and lose the first linebacker

And then go around the second, pass through freeman and shot the ball but he missed!

Just like usual, your shootings are all shit

- You mean, you don't like it? - This is the slaughter commercial!

Are you making a massacre? Have you ever think after Turkish watched this they'll have a knife on your neck!

- Then make my Barbecue King flat! - uncle, you're over exaggerating!

stop calling me uncle! I'm not your uncle I don't have such a nephew like you

From now on, you don't have uncle! Give me back my money, damn it!

- Uncle I swear, the kids... - Stop calling me uncle!

- Let's go - Or I'll smash you into a meat patty

That sounds healthier

- But those special effects are great! - Don't let me see you again!

- He does not think so - Do I want it to be like this?

Damn, I can dream of that speaking head

Just right besides the receipt of that singing shoes

- 3 Months of working for nothing! - Weren't you become a psycho?

The only psycho who can make this crappy film!

- My little symptom! - Oh god, you're the only woman I know...

- who's more delicious than the Turkey meat in the bun - Then I'm so tender and soft to eat?

Of course

- You gotta go, right? - Ready to do something tonight?

- Cooking for my most beloved director? - Is it ok?

Ok, good luck!

"The kill in the Deep fall

Or: why Mr.X so scared of country surveillance?"

- This topic is cool! - It's this!

hun, I'll just tell you straight

I want to make the first kungfu film made by German, Understand?

Commercial Films got lots of types: Actions, Porno

But only Kung Fu films rules everything! All big directors supports my view!

We'll be the first ones in German who eats this crab! I sear, people are waiting!

The people on the street asking me often...

Hey! buddy, when can you make the first Kung Fu film made of German?

- I'll explain the story a bit, from beginning ok? - please

It's like this: The main character walks in the shop wants to get some socks, underwear or shirts

These doesn't matter,right? Suddenly 10,20,30,40,50 burly chaps rushed in

Then They Started a bloody battle

- Why? - What why?

Why they fight?

Reasons are not important what important is they fight gorgeously

The first guy approach to the main character Got a nunchakus in his hand, in this very dangerous moment!

Our main character throw him into the eggs These people gathered together, got it?

Next killer use the shadow kick towards our main character!

The male character said: Come on I'll hit a pair if 2 persons fight at a time, then that man also lost, got it?

Then there are only broken hands injured teeth, and a hell lot of blood!

Then the enemies attack him from both side! But they were beaten on the ground!

Just like Bruce Lee revived again and the shaolin monks are working next door!

Do you understand what I'm talking about?

"Oh, My Romeo, I've also prepared one cup for you

The poison will free you from suffering of love don't hesitate, I've seen your trembling throat

Romeo, drink it all

Don't waste a single drop of this lovely nectar Together forever!

I kiss your lips with hope

I hope the poison left could bring me with you

- How things going? - Will you be home tonight?

- What? oh no, I'm going out - Ok

Titzi!

The competition starts now right? I won't join, don't worry!

I don't have such a model shape like you!

I don't wanna compete with you either

"Night, Please come! Use your black coat to cover me...

Wild blood spoil up my face

Only crazy love can do such thing because love, Everything is innocent

Night,Please come quickly! Romeo, Come!

Night,Come Quickly! Romeo, Come!

Barbecue King! The meat in the bun you have to carry with 2 hands!

wouldn't 3 beef soup too few?

buddy, I warn you! If you kept drinking soup then I'm gonna explode!

I guess your addicted to it!

Later you shoudl say: "Hey, give me another small spoon of the beef soup

Just a small spoon is enough!"

Come one, buddy! let's talk about the thing we discuss before

- Oh!Oh! - You tell, why Barbecue King is not on our list?

You need to pay there!

- These crappy chef looks scared - My parents taught me to do this since I was a kid!

- Hi, have you saw it? - What?

- There, Just over 100 people! - Where?

- Look, there! - But is it alive?

Or it's my illusion

- Hi,That's true, It's all living people! - Yeah, Yeah!

Youngman!

- Hi, Ibo! - Hi, Sifu!

Ah,Look outside!

- Sorry, Sorry! - It's all my fault

- What happened here? - Hi, don't be so shy, show it!

Come! Come!

You're good, great youngman with bright future!

We're all proud of you! come here!

Ladys and gentlement, This is Ibrahim Secmez

The Director of this commercial!

He is genius! Also my nephew!

Hakan, You work in the newspaper office right!

Come on, take a few pictures!

Do you wanna film comedy or serious short film?

- No, my first plot has been finished - What's it called?

"Kung Fu king with yellow fir" This small commercial for my uncle is just a small try

I'm going to make the first German KungFu movie!

Of course! I discovered him! I've already become the most famous man in this area when I was 40.

Remember what I said!

Come on! You've done great! Soon the Greek next door will be closing

then go home for the pasture!

Did you saw it, Klitoris? eh...Son of Kirianis...

- Uncle, whats wrong? - You should say, is there nothing happened?

I'm amazed that only our family got such high fame! Otherwise... Germans can only eat sausage everyday!

But those savages with fat brains and intestine came here!

But now everyone is chewing things without nuitrion at all

The dog meat in the Turkey meat in the bun! This is not the end!

My only son opened a Islamic style resturant!

Why? Because he don't wanna see pork But, he was born as a Greek

I brought him to this world!

- How could it be? I wanna change my will! - Come on, Uncle

Don't be mad, have a fennel wine

Oh, thanks, Stella. Cheers!

The wine cost deducted from your salary

All these are non sense, even news reporters are here!

You must saw me uncle! "Ibo��Your future is made out of gold!" Non sense!

- Taste good? - Taste good?

- Baby, your soup makes me so exciting! - Isn't it too spicy?

- It's not spicy enough - Where is your Fortune cookie?

I know what will happen: You become famous and dump me off

- What do you mean? You don't feel happy for me at all? - Yeah, Yeah

Your fortune is also my fortune

You know the chinese story I told you about the chinese Kung Fu wittily fights the thefts?

When I open it and it says: "It's all true!!"

Ha! "I Pregnant"

- Great! - This is my cookie!

"You're going to become a dad!"

I'll become a dad?

Do you want it?

You want it?

I don't know, but I think it's still a bit early

- I have not yet merried... - But I'm becoming an unmerried mom,Ibo!

I can live on my own

but you're a woman! You woman always get merry earlier than a man.

Why she's back? damn it So I want to know now how you think

- Haven't you got the result yet? - What?

I'll get prepared for the examination I've always had the nightmare that getting beaten by her.

I don't wanna go to that damn examination.

I'm going out again!

- You finished? - Yes, and everything is pretty smooth

- If we don't keep this kid... - I want to keep him!

- But you just said... - I don't know what the future is but I want to keep him!

- You don't know, but you want to give the birth - Ibo, You're a great helper!

- If even yourself have no idea what'll happen... - I want him! got it?

This is not a joke Be more serious!

- Oh, god! - what?

This is my son, my lion! Hurry, give a call to Turkey, tell everyone!

Ibo is on newspaper!

- Will you bring me to the Oscar award evening? - Do you know the daughter of Burhan family?

- With the teeth of a rabbit? - Ayla!

Her father said, she wants to know you

What's wrong with you?

- dad... - What?

You're going to be grandpa, you're going to be grandmom and you'll be Ayla aunt

great!

Titzi got pregnant!

What? What did I tell you when you're born? En?

- Go get a drivers license? - son's father!

What did I tell you when you're born? En?

You can go out with a German girl

You can sleep with a German girl

you can even stay at her house till morning!

But you can never, ever, ever...

Let her get pregnant!

Were you born by a donkey? You still did it!

God damn!

Such a shame! Get out! Get out of my house!

Out!

A German kid! Never calls for daddy!

You're going to become a daddy!

- Even that I won't degrade my love a bit for him! - Daddy!

They don't speak your language! I don't speak German with you!

Because I never speak German! But I lived here for 30 years!

You damn little fellow! You got a pagan pregnant!

- A bastard abandon by God! - Father!

Don't say that, No Father! I'm not your father!

Don't even think a bit to get inheretance from me!

- Shit, damn it! - Father!

- Damn! - Father! Father!

Leave me alone!

- My son and a German woman have a baby! - sigh

"You're like the bun in my life sweet inside hiding beneath the bread skin

For you I live in the endless suffer just because waiting for seaing your proud face

Sometimes proud, sometimes humble

My chest full of worries time stole my looks slowly

Now I can only enjoy this fortune secretly

I start believing this world is full of miracle"

- That terrible? - Give a birth with a German, nothing worse than that

- To my father! - Then to you?

- I already said it! - No you didn't

- Nether do you! - I know!

Why you keep playing Juliet here? The screen test is gonna end!

Try to think about it, you suddenly give up all the movies!

- Let's talk about it next year! - Great, then who's going to take care the baby?

- The acter's guild? or others? - Then move it one after next year!

Oh! is this your answer? Great! This is Turkish!

I don't count the years for living I count the light year!

I live in another planet!

- What's the true answer? - Baby

When you go to study the acter school I'll take care of the baby

- God! Where can I find the answer? - Buddy, Even that I know

- Hey, Ibo! Big star! - Good, Valid.

Hey, Lefty!

- What's wrong? The bean curd roll is not ready yet? - I'm so mad to your action!

- Yeah, now I'm old-fasion - Ibo��Tea ok?

- Ok thanks. you got any reason? - You did commercial for meat in the bun!

when you killed all the animals You got infected by a disease only animals will get.

Now you realize, human can not eat meat!

- This is the revenge of nature... - One more word you're going out!

Faschist! Ibo��You look so pale!

Titzi get pregnant

- no! - It's true!

- I can't believe it! - I did say so

God, it's great! Because of this we're normal now!

- I'll go tell Aldi! - Shit, you fellow! en?

- Oh! - Oh what!

Oh what? God has chosen you

- To be the man who can finish this miracle! - Yeah, The baby was born!

Cries every night And tons of duties, oh!

You'll become a good dad How much I hope you're my dad!

- Kirianis is your dad - Him? No father is like him at all

- I can adopt you anytime - Then now, my father kick me out of the house, re-wrote the will

- Hi, I adopt you! - en, I'm also adopting you at the same time!

- Father! - Father!

Titzi is a great girl! She is like a pearl, just like a princess

- Lefty! - She is still angry

Can I live at your place for 2 days?

sure, just treat it like your own house!

I'm a warrior without a hometown

I can't take with these flirting words. Come in!

No, You're always in my heart

- Telephone? - Outside

Hi, hi!

Love is a god damn thing!

- 0190! Sexy Poland girl, young and energetic is willing to serve you! - I'm Ibo.

I know it's you already, Titzi! You stupid idiot!

Finish it quick!

- Do you have anything? - I just want to hear your voice

- now you hear it! - Hi, Titzi!

- What? - now it's got whole 5mm long

Oh, it's growing, and bigger But I have nothing I can do about it, is it?

Titzi, Please give me a chance! I beg you!

Already, if you don't say a word in 5 seconds means you agree

could you forgive me ok? 1... 2...

3... 5!

Great!

Hey, you didn't say anything!

You should eat something nutritious

- Ok, mom... - Have you seen him lately?

- who? - Your father, how's he?

- No, I didn't see him - Lair!

- You mad again - Ok, as you wish

- Her, you saw her? - who?

- that...Sabine! - yes, last month I met her by accident.

Don't talk all these things ok? I want to tell you something

what did she said?

I'm pregnant

that stupid cow. Want to keep my man by a little bastard?

No, Mom, it's me, I'm pregnant!

- Oh my god! - what's that mean?

- Shit! How come no one being happy about this? - Only with a man can you get pregnant!

- but men... - Just like my father!

- It's Ibo's child? - Of course!

What?

- Mom! - Have you seen it on street?

A Turkish man pushing a pram?

Look!

- what's this? - This is what I bought when it's on sale

Look, you can pull high here

Then stuck things inside it

- Great isn't it? - en...

- Now it's your turn, push it! - I thought you want to push it

You can try it!

just like this?

Now I have to go to a bookstore I've ordered some exam materials

- Then we'll meet at my house? - got it

but your pram...

oh, damn it!

hi fellow!

Ibo! Hi, what are you doing?

- I'm doing survey - survey for what?

Tropical plants, if the KungFu movie is not popular

- I want to tried to make a Vietnam war movie - But German did not join the vietnam war

It's not, man! No

- En, have you met with Titzi? - Yes

- Have you got everything straight? - Better than straight

oh, why is there baby crying sound!

Have you hide a pram at the back? man, how screaming is that!

ah, damn it!

- You should turn down the volumn? - I don't know!

- Don't cry kids, that's right! - Maybe he's hungry

Buddy, do you wanna get off for a walk?

He haven't got a tooth yet! What should I do now?

- I don't know, I gotta go! - hey!

All my things are going to melt

I see!

You want milk, now milk is here! Ibo always know what a kids want!

it's amazing! but I gotta go

good bye!

You shameful human trader!

- Why you steal my kid? - He is drinking milk, don't bother him!

- You have no idea what a baby need outlander! - ass hole, asshole

Valid!

Valid!

Ah!

Thanks

I pushed a wrong car!

I'm really angry! Angry,Angry,Angry!

- Oh, you're Ibo's girlfriend... - Ibo's pregnant girlfriend!

- Let's talk inside? - No, Because you don't even want to let me in

- Not only today, but afterward! - Me?

But you even pretend to welcome me eagerly!

- To you, I'm not good enough! - Come inside!

Mrs Secmez, Next time I will

- what did we just say? - To you, I'm not good enough

Yes, but all these doesn't matter! I just want to tell you...

- Big sister are you ok? come inside my house! - Hi sweetheart! not now

- Too bad! - I just want to tell you...

I really despise you and your irresponsible son!

- both of you don't respect people! - but...

good bye!

- Just like a hurricane! - We should let her come in side

I said it, sigh, sigh!

She is tough! Like riding on the horseback

- She is also pretty - For a German

- Why is she so mad to Ibo? - Your lovely son left her!

- ah, then where is he living? - in Mehmet's house!

- What? Mehmet? - Don't you get me angry!

She's alone, and she's pregnant! The man in my family won't leave a girl alone...

When she is pregnant!

- Yes, my man won't! - Then accept her!

Don't teach me how should I do

- Ibo, taste good? - Doesn't taste good like usual

Ulan! Have you hear that? "Doesn't taste good like usual"

I think, Uncle This is because our meat changed, if we changed it back

Change back? you know how expensive is it? You should learn to cook right away!

Have you already start thinking your next commercial?

My mind is a mess! Titzi, My dad gives me pressure...

understand. You can film whatever you want

I've already double your budget

- You mean I can do what ever I want? - Of course, who am I?

I can't bury a genius! Because of you my store become the biggest fastfood of this area!

One more commercial, then I'll be the biggest in Hamburg city!

Oh...

- Come, Romeo! shall crazy night be soon arrived!... - No!

- Forever blood...wild flesh... - the last one is right!

- go get some feeling - feeling? I should find a romeo!

No!

You gotta help me, I can't do this alone Do you know what i can't bear the most?

Everything of you is good, Just don't know how to avoid pregnant!

I'm gonna crazy! can I pregnant for you and you memorize those lines for me?

Should be more like Bruce Lee, or Jacky Lee?

Jacky's Kungfu is more like a show! But Bruce Lee is true hero!

You remember ? That's amazing

Pal I got it!

- Dad! - Don't call me dad!

- Do you want some tea? - No!

- something to eat? - No!

Why you leave a pregnant woman alone? don't you feel ashame?

- You kick me out of home becauseTitzi - Yes, but I haven't kicked out my grandson!

Wait! You kicked me out of this family, broken the relationship won't let me call you father

- Because I had a baby with a German woman! - Yes

So I fight with Titzi, but you come to find me for this?

- Yes! - Dad, what's the meaning of this? wasting time!

Is there anyone talking to his father like this?

Besides, I'm not your father!

Turkish just know how to bullshit!

4 Weeks later

1 ticket ! 8 Euro For a commercial is quite expensive

Here is a Greek spy? He must be jealous about my commercial production?

- My cooking skill doesn't need commercial! - Cooking skill?

In your kitchen that looks like a basement?

But my meat is not buying from dog seller!

You don't understand, if I ask him, he must say no!

His savage uncle doesn't want to see this!

But you two are good friends, he must listen to you

- Good son, go ask him! - What do you want?

You don't admit I'm your son, because I'm a vegetarian even open a Islamic resturant

Then today you came to this resturant you never come

and ask me to fulfill your stupid wish?! Get out! out!

- Please be calm, my son! - Get out!

- Think a bit what can I do in the future! - Get out!

What do you want?

- Ibo! are you ok? - ok, fine, thanks for asking!

- are you alright? - good, good, thanks, how about you?

- en, fine, I've said it. Thanks - Do you need something?

- What do you mean? - I'm happy to help you with anything

- oh that! no, thanks, I don't lack anything - If you have any needs, just find me!

- ok, I will thanks a lot - Do you know, we Greek and Turkish

Must be united! You understand?

- Oh yes! This is no doubt. Thank you! - Yes!

Ok, bye

Oh, bye

That commercial going to play is mine

Welcome to Susana Street 58 Greek Resturant

More delicious, more convenient Brought you the feel at Greece!

Fresher, Healthier!

Greek flavor, unforgettable all life!

Ibo! Ibo! Ibo! Ibo! having good appetite, everything is good!

Joy from Shanghai?

Who recognized me?

My fun-triggering finger

do you have any words to say?

remember, don't mess with someone just broke up!

All these are for that damn mistress!

I really hope, she is worth for us to do that, Joy!

I hope so

Barbecue King: We only die for Turkish Meat in the bun!

"Ah, Should I prepare one more cup for my dear Romeo?

- Poison will let him leave this suffering world" - You have not putting any emotions!

"Concilor,there is poison inside" Must expressing out like this

- You want to be die with your most beloved person! - Poison will let him leave this suffering world!

Have you got this experience? Lost the most important thing to you?

My hamster die... but it's already a few years

- What else? Charlie - Think Charlie

Why are you crying? You don't even know Charlie

I'm always thinking of Ibo

I want make a call to her her before she die

But my Charlie is not dead yet!

Can you help me to wrap this present?

- something to drink? - No, more people to come, thanks

- Can you order now? - Yes, give me the biggest menu

One more cup of water!

Add lemon, Please, thanks!

Hi, Titzi!

- If you know what just happened... - I'm willing to hear you say

It's like this, I'm just like a horny pig rolling the skateboard towards here?

My lung is full of air My muscle are burning like fire!

My brain only thinking one thing: "Titzi is waiting for me! Titzi is waiting for me!"

But suddenly a sound "Ban"!

I crashed on a car!

I fly out immediately and everything is out of control

Then I just crashed on the windshield

Pains everywhere...but I'm still thinking "Titzi is waiting for me!" the present I wanted to give you originally...

Fly out like a wind...at this moment, the car door opened. "Ibo, it's you!!"

Great! Here is a big cloudy, I didn't look carefully

"You're that big director!" But I have not hear a word at all

- We've got to talk! - But not now, do you know my girlfriend?

Do you want to ruin my life? I gotta go, they're here for you!

You're the commercial director right? cool!

- Yes - I'm that unemployeed actress

Working here is really wasting

But his next film acter has been appointed

You're pregnant right?

have you pay the tax?

Get out!

Then how can we order?

doesn't matter, I'm hit by him!

I dressed myself properly Then I rushed here like a lightening towards you!

"Titzi is waiting for me!" Only this thoughts on the road Kept echoing besides my ear

I don't dare to be late a bit! But suddenly I met my uncle Ahmet

- Ibo! Look at this! - Uncle, I gotta go!

- He wants to talk with me about the next commercial - Since last commercial start, no one is coming to my place

- no one come - But this can not make me stop!

- 2 hours, just a man ordered a tea! - I said, I gotta go!

Maybe you should cook a bit more delicious! Then I rushed like a lightening towards you!

Believe me! I've tried my best to be on time!

oh!

What's wrong?

Ok, but you're late for an hour I've been thinking in this whole hour

- I can understand you - You can understand me?

Yes, I try to think in your position If I'm a Turkish man

and I have a baby with a German woman...

- Now I undersatnd you - Yeah, my father...

This is not the problem, If he doesn't allow you to make movies, will you listen?

Ibo,You're using him as an excuse. If you don't have your father standing in your way, you may use movie as the excuse

Coppola got 3 children, but he still created "Godfather"!

- Yes but... - You don't want baby at all

- because you're scared - Bullshit! Don't know why you think of that!

I'm definitely not the man with prenatal melancholia!

- I'm scared? - Shush!

I'm scared, more than you because my reason are more adequate

My body begins to change slowly I'm going to bring our baby to this world

You don't need to do anything just be there with me

If You're here, I can be more relieved I don't need any excuses

I just need a strong, relaible man!

I need a different Ibo

What's that mean?

Be a good father, learn how to do, and prove it to me that you can protect me and the child

Thank you all for allowing me to practice a bit

You should thank Valid I totally understand that

Why your girlfriend left you

She did not leave me, she's just...

Ibo,He is getting a bit like messing around Orange warning!

OK

You can try to imagine it's just like the motion inside the earth!

- Just like a class 7 earthquake! - class 7?

- Ready? It's going to start! - Ok

- Oh! - This is class 9.8 level!

You haven't even open up the diaper!

Ibo,There are 3 most important things now: Stop breathing! Thinking about soccer!

- And don't get it all over the body! - Alright, Thinking of soccer!

Oh! Take a picture of me or she wouldn't believe it!

Got it! Ok

Can you get closer? One more, closer

- Ibo,It'll finish really quick! one more! - God!

Ok, All these are for Titzi! You are doing all these for Titzi!

Oh God!

Well done! We've been waiting for half an hour!

Next time you'll be more professional!

Ibo,How's going?

Ibo,You still got some popo on your ear

Yeah, I know

Can I take a shower in your house? Probably everyday for these 2 weeks?

I give up, I mean it

I'll go get some beer!

You said that an hour ago

Yeah, I gotta go make a call

en...

tired...

February

- Have you been there already? - What?

Get the beer!

(March)I think we should sing a contract! I'm going to be an auntie and if you let me take care of the baby

5 Euro an hour!

I don't know! How do you think?

damn it, I have not noticed about it!

Damn, then what should we do now?

Are you there! Titzi!

Look! I pass the test!

Yes! Then let's go there

May

- what time? - Now

Titzi! Wait!

- Bruce Lee! - Stand up!

- What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?

- I don't know, I have something I don't understand - ha, watch my kick!

teacher, what's this mean?

You need someone to guide you! Why don't you accompany your girlfriend?

I don't know if I can be a good father or not!

Teacher, what should I do?

Just measure it step by step then only you can tell how high a mountain is

and only by that you can conquer each mountain

- You mean I should go to be a mountaineer? - No you idiot!

You should prove, You're a man!

Go to join a prenatal training course!

Deep breathing....

- then expire... - Ah...

Breathing...

- Expire - ah....

- Thank you. Mr. IboSecmez? - Here

Welcome! Could you introduce yourself a bit?

Don't worry, we're just curious we have single girls come here

But never saw a single dad

ah, this is my brother!

ah! ok, come in the middle

I came here, is because Bruce Lee suggest me...

My woman left me no long ago, because of a stock broker

Left me

My wife has been pregnant for 8 months She doesn't want the baby after divorced

So I have to raise the kid alone!

So I wanna learn a bit how to take care of a baby

- How should I do - But it's your wife who's pregnant

Yes, It's woman's instinct

So I suggest that your friend can pretend to be a pregnant woman

Me?

It's coming! Soon! It's Triplets!Triplets!

What had your son been doing? Does he live with a German Woman?

- I've already forbidding him to do that! - Ok

Did he accept your smart suggestion?

- We Didn't talk about it, I get rid of him - good!

Suffering and pain can train a man!

- How's going! - Oh, good!

- I'll take it - Thanks I can handle it

Girl, just give it to me!

- where is Ibo? - I received a letter from him

"We truly congratulate you Mr. Ibo Secmez

Who successfully passed our prenatal training course"

- Youngman born by a donkey! - What?

I said, He's a Youngman born by a donkey!

- Oh! this... - yes

- Ah! it's foldable? - Yes

- But I don't know what's wrong with it.. - Oh....

Can I try it?

- Ha! - Oh, It's professional!

Ayla had one when she was young

If you need anything in the future, you could...

I'm leaving now

how's going? hello!

- hi! - hi! thanks!

Uncle Ahmet invited me to his birthday party

- Then you'll be leaving soon? - I hope you go with me

- You're also one of our family! - ah...

- Ayla,I don't know - Go, Please!

Your father will not accept it, neither do Ibo

He has been turning great! I've already taught him how to toast a bread won't make it mashed

- Not bad? - Great!

Ibo missed you so much, let's come together ok?

I hate birthday! Everyone slaping their full stomach

asking me how's the business lately! and when the end of the month

Ministry of Finance, Quaratine Station, Tax, Health Insurance...

- Ah! What? - Smile uncle, smile!

Now it's too late to regret!

Do you want to make me bankrupt? What you're using is the meat for these whole month!

This is the rib, but I'm also going to use the meat I think if I make it more delicious

- There will be customers coming like before - More delicious? More customer?

Have you forgot?! They are all relatives today!

Happy birthday! I want to talk to you

- Me too - alright, let's have a meat in the bun

What's wrong? Is the hygiene department just checked?

hi, i'm hungry! I want to eat the meat in the bun!?

Let's talk first!

Your last commercial is a failure! No one is coming!

I want a new one! When do you make another one?

let me think Oh, yeah, let's like this...

- How's going! want something... - Old time! you know it!

Stupid X!

Step back! stay clam! We'll talk later!

Please, 3 beef soup! smell like flower...

Ahmet!

- What the hell is this soup! - No crispy bone!

- No beef! - Just water!

Taste terrible! From now on you have to pay protection fee!

- Protection fee? why? - Protect you from little asshole like us

hi buddy! We're talking some business here! we don't want to be bothered

Eitehr drink the soup, or get out for some air!

ok?

We'll come back again!

Next time I'll cut your balls for the soup!

Stupid!

They're threatening!

But all those assholes are right: The beef soup is not taste like before at all

Can't you control yourself a bit? Who's going to pay me if you get me like this ah?

Your last commercial is shit Let me teach you, how to make the next one:

No Blood, No KungFu Only human with good appetite and good mood for eating!

Everyone can make things like this! I'm an artist, I have my own sparkles!

- I also have some sparkles! when there are full of people! - Your last commercial, sigh

- It's a disaster! - When do you turn into a movie critics?

- So what? - no!

- Can I eat meat in the bun now? - No!

Ok, Just do whatever you want, be happy tonight from now on I only ate my Greek dishes

Greek food? Go to the greek food hell!

- Fellow, say something! Hurry up! - Betrayer!

- Louder! - Betrayer!

Your dad kicks you out of house is correct! Betrayer!

Oh, FamousIboSecmez!

Great directory...

Welcome to my place!

- My dear young fellow! come... - Hello, Ibo!

En, not bad!

Ibo,I have to tell you the truth I've always watching you behind the window

When you passed from outside I saw your energetic butt

And I think how great if this butt can work for me!

- Surprising? - huh, no

Cheer!

Cheer!

Ibo has come here already

- Uncle! - What?

- fennel wine! - fennel wine!

- I think I should go - No

why not?

En, Me and my girlfriend, we... I've already tried it

I've joined a prenatal training course been studying relating materials

also had been thinking carefully... All these time I've been thinking, should I be like this?

No! Ibo Let me tell you a secret?

You shouldn't do so much! You're not born to do all these!

- I think so too! - There are a kind of men who were born for big things

Genius, revolutionist, artist!

These kind of man can't be tied up!

- Ibo,You shouldn't be tied up! - Yes! That's it!

Fennel wine!

Oh, Uncle!

How do you think about my shop?

- great! - really?

Just there are not many customers

is it?

I can make you a commercial then there will be more customers

- Fennel wine! - Be quiet!

- say it one more time! - I can make a commercial for you

- Then it won't be such empty - Fennel wine!

- Let's dance! - Fennel Wine!

Fennel Wine!Cheer!

(Greek)

- Fennel Wine! - Fennel Wine!

Fennel Wine!

Fennel Wine! Fennel Wine!

Oh, Oh

I'll never be like the past, never!

I'm a genius artist!

Stella! Ayla!

hi...

hi!

hi buddy, Let me tell you: Don't drink Fennel Wine! it's a killer!

It's a tool used by devil! I can't remember anything!

What happened last night?

letTitziget the phone! Nadine, let me beg you!

- Oh,she is not here! - Please! I have to talk to her!

- She doesn't want to see you! - are you ok, baby?

Not yet

Nadine,Please!

"Night, Please come! Use your black coat to cover me...

Wild blood spoil up my face

Only crazy love can do such thing because love, Everything is innocent

Night,Please come quickly! Romeo, Come!

Night,Come Quickly! Romeo, Come!

Very good! This is my first time seeing a pregnant Juliet

- You brought this character different light - Thank you very much

But we don't accept students with kids

- why not? - We've had some young mother before, but they're terrible

A lot of people can't take care of everything

- and eventually delayed their study, you can wait... - No, I don't want to wait!

I want to learn it now! I want to play now!

Young lady, don't be so rush! You really have your talent

But no one can promise your baby's safety!

Woman can get abortion quite easily when she's nervous Why don't you want to wait?

Because my sould is burning I want to let my baby

To love drama like I do

I'm still young, I can't wait Ok, did I pass?

- alright, wish you good luck truly - Thank you

Ah!

No! No!

- It's going..! It's going..! It's going..! - No, No!

My wife gave birth of my son in a taxi

My New changed seats!

Ah, Didn't I told you to call me?

- Ambulance! - Call the ambulance if you don't know how to drive!

- yes? - No!

Come! Come!

Hi! hi, wait!

- boy or a girl? - i don't know

- Which one do you like more? - Doesn't matter

- Doesn't matter? - What important is he is a life!

Don't! Don't be broken in the middle of the road!

Oh, damn!

hello

(Turkish)

- Is there any doctors?! - I'm scared!

Right now the most important thing is: Breath. Is there any doctors!

- Have you hurt? - Pregnant woman!

- are you the baby's father? - He is grand father!

Yes, I'm going to be grandpa

Can you shut that damn thing!

Oh!

Hi,Titzi!

- What are you doing here? - What am I doing here?

I'm doing what you should do! Why don't you stay besides your woman?

- Get out! - Out!

Both of you!

Let's smoke here

- I can't smoke in front of you - You afraid if I saw you smoke then I won't respect you?

- come on, smoke it! - I haven't smoked in front of you

come on!

give me one!

- dad... - en?

how can I be a good father?

You have to ask your child, don't ask father

You donkey born idiot

- It's out! - boy?

girl!

- I got a girl! I got a girl! - I got a granddaughter!

That day we had too much fennel wine

You're like an idiot!

yeah, yeah, I know

It's her? God, it's her!

I have not forgive you yet

"The 2 most beautiful starts of the sky are in front of you

But when they saw your eye, they become pale

Your eyes are like 2 most shining starts

whenever you wink just like stars blink

It's like the sunshine Oh, like the brightness of stars!

wait...

oh... like the brightness of the stars...

When you appear in my sky, birds sing and dance

just like day time

ah, look, their wings touched your palm!

How much I want to turn into a pair of glove to protect these hands...

Don't let them get hurt by the wings"

Titzi,I saw your test yesterday...

- You're there and said... - Shush!

You can, Uncle!

- This is my son! - Yeah, already 25 years!

- en, not bad? - Yeah, I can swallow i...

- Why do you come? - I want to make the first German KungFu Movie with you

I've also seen your first commercial

- but the plot... - We still need to find a good reason for the fight!

You also need plenty of patience I still need to take care of the baby

Don't worry, We've got plenty of time to wait the plot to get pass the investigation

Hey buddy you look great!

Oh damn!

I didn't invited you to come to my wedding!

- This is not wedding, it's your funeral! - Do you have anything to say at the last? en?

Act!

Oh!

Fennel wine

Hi buddy! the beef soup taste like usual!

Call me dad! dad...

papa

Meat in the bun

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