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Yes. The TV work has been done.

And the painter also came in the morning.

As soon as you left.

After the house is painted, paint the clinic as well.

Honestly speaking. I feel embarrassed when I see the clinic.

I spoke to Dolly Arora a short while ago. She also said..

Darling, don't send your Dolly here again and again.

She comes every week and drives me insane.

Yes.

Okay. Listen, I have an appointment. I will call you later.

Yes.

Tell mother not to send stuffed potato flatbread everyday.

From tomorrow salad. Okay?

Tom Turkey.

This is Tom Turkey, right?

I am sorry. Rhea.

110% correct, Ms. Rhea.

You are from Canada?

No. I just happen to know.

I am from Canada.

There are 22 members in my family.

I thought instead of hanging everybody's photo..

..I will hang a turkey.

It's a beautiful bird. It's famous all over Canada.

Very..

What is it called? Very detailed also.

Beautiful. Please.

I don't know about beautiful.

But turkey bird..

Well, I don't know whether you know this or not.

But they are cheaters.

Each time the bird wants to mate, it finds a new hen.

A new one every time.

I mean, there is a limit of hunger, right?

What appetite!

It displays its feather, pick up its tail.

It shows off and impresses the hens by roaming in a group.

But what still surprises me is a new hen every time.

You have a lot of knowledge about this bird.

You worked in National Geographic?

You must have done a lot of research on turkey.

Your problem is also related to this?

Problems rather.

Friends, it gives me great pleasure..

Ramona Pahuja.

My foe. I mean, my boss.

Arrogant. 35 plus.

Not married.

A bit frustrated too.

The host of our show 'Dilli Ki Billi'.

And the head of our production house.

We had only one job. To keep her happy.

To laugh at her silly jokes.

To praise her fashion sense.

And you know what?

Forget it.

Oh, yeah. By the way, we includes my intern.

Nallindar Yadav.

This simpleton pokes me on facebook the whole day.

And the others tease him.

And yes, I have a special crazy man.

Vishal Khanna.

The most shameless playboy in the office, no, in the world.

Well, don't get me wrong.

But he is sweet. Like a typical Delhi boy.

And the senior producer of this talk show.

Shorty, again late today.

I am allowed to come late five times a week.

Your sense of humour is like your sex life, you know?

Nonexistent.

Listen. - Smoke.

What? - Smoke. Like cigarette.

You know I don't smoke, Vishal.

I have not eaten anything since morning.

My stomach is in a bad shape. - Why?

By the way, Mr. Producer, I have found out..

..about your yesterday's scam.

Which one? - Which one?

With great difficulty I had fixed..

..Dr. Namika Bhalla's appointment for you.

And you.. - What?

You didn't take any byte. That's what. - I took it.

Where is it? - Come to the washroom. I will show you.

Not her too.. - Sorry.

My God. What's wrong with you? - You are crazy?

You would have known had you seen her body.

She is a capital B.

Excuse me, sir. - Yes.

Smoking is not allowed in the office.

Get lost.

Vishal, he is a kid.

Why? - It's okay, ma'am. I am 21 years old.

I have graduated from Meerut university.

I go to gym every day.

I am not a kid. - Hey, you. Go and bring a coffee..

..and a brown bread sandwich for your ma'am from the canteen.

Listen. Listen. Listen.

Mr. Yadav, give me Rs.100. - Why?

United defeated Chelsea badly.

Did you forget?

Bet more.

Vishal, you are too rude. Poor kid.

Poor kid. - Yes.

This is how he will grow up. He is like my younger brother.

He is just like a brother.

One second.

Hey, Roshni

Got your earrings.

What?

I had her earrings.

She must not be like your younger sister. Right?

No. - Any girl is fine with you. - I know.

I mean, you see a girl and you slip.

Not slip. Tempted.

Hi.

I am Karan. You know where Mona is?

Karan. You mean Karan Oberoi.

Yes. You are?

Vishal Khanna and Rhea. Nice to meet you.

You are our new EP. Big boss.

Relax. Boss is too formal.

I am just the new executive producer.

I just knew it. It was attraction.

Right there.

I mean, you meet someone for the first time.

And you know that there is something.

At least you hope there is something.

Rhea.

He is Karan, new EP.

Hi.

I am Rhea. Rhea Kapoor.

Hi. Karan Oberoi.

You have slipped. I mean, I am off.

Karan, Rhea will be pleased to introduce you to everyone.

See you. Bye.

So, Mr. Oberoi. - Call me Karan.

Okay, Karan. So from where do you want to begin?

What do you mean?

I mean, from which department?

Direction, production, theatre.

From canteen.

I am very hungry. You mind?

Not at all. That way. - Come.

Karan's arrival breathed hope into my life.

And this poor hopeless..

Speaking of hopeless I remembered.

Anu. Anuradha Banerjee.

Junior editor of Chicklet magazine..

..cum yoga instructor.

Rhea, here. - And yes, my friend, philosopher and guide.

Anu had only one problem.

Dating boys who had weird names. Like?

Babla Dawaiwala.

What?

Babla Dawaiwala. I met him at the gym.

Rhea, he is so hot. I can't tell you.

What arms! What chest! Really. He is so hot.

Okay. Guess what?

Now what?

I have a new boss.

Ooh la la

Anu, he is hot. And how!

I mean, you should see him.

He is just wow!

I just hope he is not gay.

And I hope he is single. Like really.

You wow! Tell me his name.

Karan Oberoi.

Karan Oberoi.

His name suits his image.

I know.

But with boss, not a good idea.

Why? - What why?

What will people in your office say? Have you thought about it?

As it is, Rhea, in the first meeting itself..

..you have displayed that you like him.

And I just hope, I just pray he doesn't think you are too easy.

No. Are you crazy?

No.

Your chicken waldorf salad, ma'am. - Yes. Keep it.

Anything else? - No.

I am tired of explaining to you.

Ma'am.. - Yes.

This dress suits you a lot. - Did I ask you?

No.

Can't you keep your opinion to yourself?

Don't stand here. Go and get two ice-creams.

Actually, Anu had another problem.

Fighting over trivial matters. And everybody..

I am telling you.

Someday I will give you such a tight slap..

..you won't be able to stand.

Anu. Anu.

He has left. - Shameless.

He always tries to be a lover boy.

Breathe. It's okay. He has left.

Breathe. Come on. Chill.

You are crazy.

Yes. What was I saying?

My boss. - Yes.

Rhea, you know? Nowadays you don't find good boys.

If somebody has a good face..

Finally, Anu would say what I wanted to hear.

And I never let her down.

Karan doesn't seem like that.

And I think you shouldn't be so negative in life.

And entice him. Entice him.

Thank you so much.

You always know what to say. I love you.

Anytime.

Thanks, Rhea.

My pleasure.

What's your plan for tomorrow?

Tomorrow? - Yes. Saturday.

Thank God. It's Saturday.

I seriously need a good sleep.

Tomorrow I will wake up late.

After you wake up?

Well, as such, I don't have a plan. You know.

What's your scene?

No such scene as such.

I had plans with my brother.

But...he is busy.

So..

Lunch tomorrow. - Yeah, sure.

I mean, lunch and brunch maybe.

First wake up. I will give you a call. - Okay.

See you.

Oh, no. What do I wear?

I will call up Anu.

Hello. - Oh, my God. You are awake. How come?

Who slept? I was awake the whole night.

That Babla, cheap fellow, dead crow's son.

Scoundrel. Fool. He dumped me.

Can you believe it? He dumped Anu.

I am so sorry.

But Anu, please help me. I don't understand.

What do I wear for the date?

I am trying to decide since a long time.

Date?

Wear anything. As it is, boys don't see your clothes.

They just want that one thing.

You know what, Rhea?

He used to tell me, "I really like you."

That means he loves me, right?

And last night he tells me that I never said I love you.

Scoundrel. Idiot.

My purple dress.

With my black stilettos.

Yeah!

Where are you going?

I don't know.

Nothing is decided. I hope not a movie.

It will be quite clichéd.

But I am sure it's going to be somewhere fancy.

So Rhea, tell me.

You enjoy working for 'Dilli Ki Billi'?

Yeah. It's fun.

Yeah. - Ramona was telling me it's your first job.

And you have been working here for the past 18 months.

Well, actually, you know what?

I was always very interested in birds and animals.

I really wanted to join National Geographic.

But...nonetheless I end up here.

Interesting. And your parents?

They are in Chandigarh.

Where did you do your schooling from?

Mio girls. I was in the boarding since second standard.

Always independent. - Yeah.

You have a family in Delhi? Or..

Yes. I have a sister. She lives in Def Col with her husband.

I also live nearby.

Nice.

You live alone?

Yes.

Karan, why do I feel you are taking my interview?

Really. - No. Okay. Go ahead.

Why don't you ask me something?

Okay. Well, I know you are from Mumbai.

And...are you single?

No. I have a girlfriend. Since the past year and a half.

And you?

So it is.. - Half of the good guys are always taken.

The other half are either married or gay.

The man whom you love is taken.

And you..

"Beloved, say something. Say something."

"Say."

"Say whatever lies in your heart."

"Say."

"Beloved, say something. Say something." - "Say"

"Come on. Come on. - Say."

"Say whatever lies in your heart."

"Say."

"Beloved, say something. Say something."

"Come on. Come on."

"Say whatever lies in your heart."

"Come on. Come on."

"Beloved. Beloved."

"Say."

"Come on. Come on."

"Beloved. Beloved."

"Say. - Come on. Come on."

We will discuss the details after I get back.

Because I really have to rush now. - As you wish.

"Come on. Come on."

"Beloved. Beloved."

Rhea, where?

I am going to Def Col to my sister's house.

I am also going that way. Come, I will drop you.

Okay.

Yes?

What?

Did you say something?

I thought you said something.

Is everything okay?

You have changed in the past few days.

Are you fine?

Yeah. Everything is fine. It's...perfect.

"Beloved. Beloved."

Rhea, if I have made a mistake, I am sorry.

I don't realise it many times.

I am a little dumb. Right?

"Beloved. Beloved."

That's not true. Really.

Actually...you know what?

I...I...my friend Anu broke up with her boyfriend.

I was feeling a bit bad for her.

"Beloved. Beloved." "Come on. Come on."

Pull over on the left. Please. - "Come."

"Come on. Come on."

"Beloved. Beloved."

"Come on. Come on."

Thanks for the ride.

"Beloved. Beloved."

Okay.

Rhea. - Hi, brother-in-law. How are you?

Good. Good. How are you?

Shekhar, please stop your yoga.

Only three minutes. Baba Ramdev has said..

What did he say? - Why don't you go to his ashram?

Rhea, he does yoga the whole day.

I am sick and tired of it.

Okay, baby. Please. Go and get ready.

We have to take Rhea for shopping. After that dinner.

Please. - Okay, my wife.

Thank you. - As you say.

So sister, what happened today?

Suddenly shopping and dinner. How come?

I have some news to tell you. - What?

Okay. You know what? - What?

I am expecting twins. - What?

Oh, God. Oh, my God, sister.

I am going to be an aunt.

Oh, God. I am so happy for you.

Shorty, today you are in the office till so late?

Yes. I have to approve the next episode's story from Karan.

What are you doing here?

See, I am putting up this. - Flat for rent.

Yeah. - Whose handwriting is this?

Who wrote it? - Darsheel Safari.

Very funny. - Thanks.

I know someone who might be interested.

You remember Ayush Saini?

The Doberman.

Yes. His landlady gave him a notice.

Poor guy is searching for a house for so long.

Please. There is only a slight difference..

..between him and a dog.

Which single man lives with a dog?

I mean, what kind of a friend are you? - Your loss.

As it is, I don't like dogs. I just like bitches.

Get a life.

A man like you won't find a roommate.

Get lost. I will find a roommate in two days.

Is that so? Let's bet. You won't find anyone.

Fine. Deadline?

Just now I said two days.

Is that so?

I am safe as far as the bet is concerned.

Three months.

What?

15 days.

Two months 11 days.

One month.

Two months.

Fine. What if you don't find anyone in two months?

Whatever you say.

Is that so?

Okay. For a month you won't even look at a girl.

What do you say?

What if I find a roommate? Now say.

I will go on a date with you.

What will I gain?

Okay. Date.

Come on. I..

What is this kiddo doing here? Don't want to go home?

Sir, I am giving ma'am company. - Great!

Rhea, you have fun.

Bye. Come, Vibhoo!

Rhea.

You guys are still here.

Yes. The story approval. I mailed it to you.

For your approval.

I am so sorry.

Can we go out for dinner? We will discuss it there.

I will drop you home.

Okay. Cool.

Cool. Get your stuff. I will get the car.

Yeah.

Ma'am, where are we going for dinner?

Oh, my God. I am so sorry, Nallinder.

I forgot about you.

Listen. Do one thing. Take the metro and go home.

I will meet you later. Tomorrow.

Okay. - Alright?

Bye.

Nallinder.

Thank you so much.

For? - For the company.

Bye.

What happened? Why aren't you eating?

I was just wondering how come..

..today we aren't eating Salim's rolls.

By the way, you know? The gooey chocolate cake here is yummy.

You should really try that.

Nice.

Okay. The online marriage segment..

..that we are going to do next week.. - Rhea.. - I was..

Please. I am very tired. Can we not discuss work?

Okay.

As it is, online love or any other kind of love is not happening.

So what's up?

I mean, today you aren't talking much.

Is everything okay?

It's over between us. - I am sorry.

I broke up with her. - What?

How did you break up?

Yes. Ten days back.

I am so sorry. - No.

There is something.

Just come here.

It's fine now.

Thank you.

Excuse me. This is your gooey chocolate cake.

Thank you.

He broke up.

He is single.

You shared your gooey chocolate cake with him.

Rhea...I still don't understand the problem. What?

Had an upset stomach because of the cake?

Hello. - Rhea.

Yes. - Will you come for a drive?

Yeah. Sure.

Okay. I will see you.

That's it. Enough. - Ma'am, shower?

No. Let it be.

Don't you find something strange?

Yes. I was also wondering. Suddenly for a drive.

No. No. Not drive. There is a strange odour.

Odour? - Yes.

No. - Yeah. Like jasmine oil.

No. Yes. I remembered.

There are many jasmine trees in this area. Many.

Maybe... Do one thing. Pull over and let's go for a stroll.

In the open air. - Fine.

Rhea, you handled last week's feature quite well.

Thanks.

It was good. - Thanks.

Last week's feature...it was good.

Okay. Thanks.

Rhea, last week...it was good. You handled it well.

Actually, Rhea, last week..

I handled last week's feature very well. - No.

No. - What? Rhea.

What?

I miss you.

When you are not with me, I can only think about you.

And I don't know what this is.

But I getting used to you.

And...and.. - And?

I think I love you.

You think?

I love you.

Say something.

I love you too.

Rhea. - Yes.

You know what? - I know. Right now I am a jasmine tree.

"On the roof of water."

"Within the droplets, flow away."

"On the shore of eyelids."

"Take me to the place of love."

"Let's fasten our shadows and go."

"On the waterfall of love."

"I have sewn all our conversations."

"I have lived all the love."

"Eyes have to travel together as one."

"Donning desires."

"Mingling with heartbeats and flowing away."

"Within love."

"Take me to the fringe of love."

"Let's bind miseries and go."

"On the waterfall of love."

"I have sewn all our conversations."

"I have lived all the love."

"We have to travel together hand in hand."

Rhea, listen to me.

Now that he is yours, stop asking him so many questions.

Stop nagging him.

But Anu, don't you think?

You know, I should at least know..

..what went wrong with his ex. I mean.. - No.

Have you gone crazy?

It is better you don't get involved in this ex matter.

Why are you..

Listen, think that you are his first and last love.

Stop.

Yeah. Makes sense.

Another thing.

Nobody should know that you are dating him. Okay? - Okay.

The thing is if they find out they will all typecast you.

Saying that you sleep around for work.

By the way, have you guys done anything?

Anu, are you crazy? Not yet. Listen, I will call you later.

Fine? Alright.

Okay. Bye.

Great!

I have been trying to stop you for so long. I am following you.

You think you are a VIP?

Don't you feel ashamed?

Being a police officer you are following a girl.

Have some shame.

What are you looking at? Will you move from the way?

Today, I am not in the mood to curse someone. Go. I forgive you.

Hey.

I know I am looking very smart.

What happened to your neck?

I like to bite myself.

I don't care.

I want D'costa's interview at any cost.

Do all of you know?

This man's story has created frenzy in the whole world.

He got married four times.

All his four wives died of a heart attack.

But he hasn't lost hope.

Next week he is getting married for the fifth time.

Till date he has not given his interview to any news channel.

We will have to feature him on our show. I don't care how.

Have you ever thought? The TRPs are going to shoot like crazy.

Rhea.

Rhea.

Yeah. Yeah, Ramona.

Will you be able to bring him? Will you get the guy?

Yes.

I will.

Hang on.

I think, Rhea...actually I am a little confused. What's the problem?

Is it something sexual?

Please feel free.

At your own conform discuss it. If you want to.

Check.

Anu.

Anu.

Anu.

Anu. Anu. Anu.

Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.

Hello.

Anu, listen. - I am taking a hair spa.

Forget all that. Listen. Karan is in my house. And you know what?

I just don't think I can go through with this.

I mean, you know it. Right?

It's been a long time. And you know?

I just don't know what to do.

Okay. Okay. Relax. Relax.

Count till five. - Okay. One. Two. Three.

Are you crazy, Rhea? Are you some 18 year old virgin?

This is what you wanted, right?

Now when it's happening, be happy.

Leave this *** attitude.

And be ****.

Queen. Okay. Anything else?

Condoms.

Condoms. Okay.

Go quickly. Before his passion fizzles out.

Shut up.

Crazy girl.

Mad woman.

Okay. Okay.

Queen.

Queen. Queen. It's fine.

Rhea.

Nice.

Someone's looking hot.

You know what? I am going to gift you this shirt.

Gift? - Yeah.

Occasion? - Just like that.

So that whenever you wear this shirt, you think of me.

What's up, guys?

Vishal.

You and here?

Vishal. I mean, such a coincidence day. Right?

I was passing by. I met Karan.

And now you.

Yeah. Yeah. - So funny.

It's like the coincidence day. - Yeah. Sure.

Sure.

I am leaving. See you. - Okay.

Bye, Vishal. - Bye, Karan.

Shirt.

What happened?

Nothing.

Finally I understood your problem.

You have issues with your colleagues knowing about..

..your relationship with your senior colleague.

Okay. Fine.

Karan and I are dating.

So what?

What happened?

Nothing. I just realised you also love to bite yourself.

Completely natural.

Rhea, completely natural.

If I told you how I met Mrs. Prayag then..

Not even this.

Fine.

Go on.

Anu. Anu, I know you are concerned.

But I have thought this through.

I know everything is happening too soon.

It's been only five weeks.

But I can't tell you. It just feels right. You know.

It feels...it feels wow!

Wow!

Wow! You fool.

Stop being emotional..

..and start thinking practically in life.

Okay. Fine. I will give you 100 reasons..

..not to get into a live-in relationship.

What? Fine.

You make a list.

I still think it's going to be amazing.

"And come quietly in the morning."

"And then it becomes a part of the crowd."

"It sets in the afternoon."

"At night.."

It's okay. Sorry to disturb you.

I wanted to ask you a question.

Both of you are married, aren't you?

Boss, I told Mr. Singh. We are not married.

Karan and I decided to live together.

But it was never easy finding a house.

Somewhere cleaning problem.

Somewhere issue of being unmarried.

In spite of the problems we were happy.

Life was good. Until..

Ma'am, there is an article in Wikipedia.

I thought I will show it to you.

Yadav, don't you watch porn.

Wikipedia is nonsense. Scoundrel.

Rhea.

Madam has a boyfriend.

Keep your intellectual flirting to yourself.

Wikipedia. You fool.

Hey, darling.

Sorry. Boss, have I been a bad employee today?

Rhea, I want to talk to you about something serious.

Okay. You can still smile.

Fine. Tell me. I am all yours.

Okay. I know we haven't discussed this.

And I don't want you to overreact and stuff.

But...my ex had called up. And she wants to meet me.

She wants to discuss everything.

So that we don't have any bitter memories.

That's...that's nice. I mean, you should...you should meet her.

Yeah.

Nice? - Yes.

That's what you have to say?

I am so afraid since morning. I..

Thank you.

Come on. I mean, it is the right thing to do. Right?

God, I have to finish my presentation.

And your meeting is also there.

You remember, right?

This evening we have to go to see the house.

I will come straight from the parlour. Alright?

Of course. As you say.

Move in once. I will show you.

Rhea. - I have to go.

Bye.

So, mister. How was the meeting?

Which meeting?

With your ex. It was today, right? - Yes.

It was nice, cordial.

Fine. No blood lost.

I really hope this is the one though.

What? - House. House.

I really hope this is the one.

Yeah.

Hello. - Hello.

Hello. It's great we met.

Where were you, sir? 20 minutes.. - We're coming from office.

We work. - Is that so? I am free.

Come. See the flat.

Talking nonsense.

It's an amazing house.

Three bedroom-hall-kitchen. With one balcony.

24 hour water. And no problem of electricity.

See the cross ventilation. It's great. It's so airy.

No suffocation.

There are two air-conditioners in the flat.

And the landlord has left behind some furniture.

The most important thing, see the view from the balcony.

You will be delighted. Come.

Tell this agent to shut up.

He is doing his work. I know you are tired.

But don't throw your weight around, Karan.

Come on.

Karan, what is the problem?

Okay, listen. I really think this is the place.

You know the bedrooms are big. Bathrooms are clean.

Kitchen is good.

I think we should finalize this one.

What say?

Yes. It's nice.

So? - But I don't like the tiles and furniture.

Why do we need the landlord's furniture?

It's garbage.

Karan, you can at least pretend to be interested.

I don't know what's going on in your mind.

But don't take it out on me.

Right now.

Just come inside.

I don't even like the view.

What is this? It's nothing.

Delhi even doesn't have a sea.

Don't be ridiculous, Karan.

You're being immature.

I am talking to you, Karan.

Darn it. I really think this is the place.

Sir, madam. There is no marriage problem here.

I say you fix a meeting with the landlord tomorrow.

Okay?

Most certainly. Why delay a good deed?

I'll talk to him right away.

Are you sure?

I really don't have a good feeling about it.

Really, Karan?

I don't think you have a good feeling about anything. Anyways.

Rhea, I am sorry. I just had a pathetic day.

Boss, it's a done deal.

This is what happens.

Guys. They go into this shell.

Talk to us at least.

We are not going to eat you up.

I just don't understand

This makes me angry.

Let him be, Anu.

Why should we spoil our evening because..

..of these moody PMSing boys?

I mean seriously. Let's not. Let's not spoil this.

Spoil. Spoil, my foot.

We do everything for them.

Understand them.

Listen to their cribbing.

Be pretentious in front of their friends.

And give them space.

Space. Yes, that word space.

I hate it. I hate that word space. - Anu.

I will them so much of space.

I will sit them in a rocket. And ask them to buzz off.

Anu. Anu, all good?

I mean. I am really sorry.

What was his name?

To hell with him.

Am I a slave?

Am I a disposable item?

No. Of course. Not.

You don't give him importance.

He says go.

Actually, he dumped me.

Do you know, Rhea?

He said that I was a social embarrassment.

He tells me I am hyper.

Do I look hyper to you?

Tell me. Am I hyper?

It's all good. It's all good and..

Idiots.

Okay. I suggest you have this drink. Here.

Have this drink. - To hell with him.

Have. Cheers.

Rhea, I am worried for you.

Be careful.

I don't trust that guy Karan.

Especially after he met his ex girlfriend.

Must be some psycho maniac.

'Even birds and animals perk up their cars when they sense danger.'

And this is the unique thing about birds and animals.

When they want to get rid of a place..

..they running far away from that place.

They have premonition that the place could harm them.

That's why they leave that place..

..and take off to somewhere else

"Come. Come on, let's dance." - "Come on"

"Everybody, let's dance." - "Say"

"Everybody, let's dance to the beat and dance." - "Say"

"Come. Come, let's dance." - "Say"

"Everybody, let's dance." - "Say"

"Everybody, let's dance." - "Go"

"To the tune. Let's dance." - "Say"

"Listen to your heart." - "Go"

"Say what's in your heart." - "Go"

"Say what's in your heart." - "Go"

"Come on. Come on." - "Say"

"Say what's in your heart." - "Go"

"Say."

"Come on."

"Listen. Listen."

"Come on."

"Listen. Listen."

"Come on."

"Listen. Listen."

"Come on."

"Say it. Say it."

Yes, aunt. I can understand.

Don't worry. I'll vacate this house by 30th.

Okay, dear. See you. Do let me know if you need anything.

Okay, aunt.

'You've reached the voicemail. Please leave a message after the beep.'

Yes. Karan, the landlord had called up.

He wants the deposit today.

And I am done with my packing.

So I need you.

Just call me as soon as you get this.

The food today is quite nice. Isn't it?

Okay, Karan. I was thinking that we should..

..the TDI flat tomorrow itself.

Actually, the broker had also called me. And..

Karan.

Karan.

I am talking to you.

I have watching. You have been ignoring.

I mean what's wrong.

No. It's like that.

Just been really tired and office is being..

Rubbish.

It's been what like two weeks,

You are talking to me properly.

In the office, you treat like a nobody.

I call you so many times.

You don't even bother calling me back.

So if there is a problem, just own up like a man and tell me.

Yes, Rhea. There is a problem.

Work is taking its toll. And mother is a little unwell at home.

I am just a little perturbed.

I am sorry. But I thought you would understand this better.

There are more problems.

This is not working out.

I am sorry.

This relationship between us is not working out.

Our work is getting affected.

And I just can't see any future.

Yes, Rhea.

Even if you ask yourself, you will find this to be right.

It's your order.

Gooey chocolate cake.

I..I think I have the right to know why.

Did I do something wrong?

It's not you. It's..

It's you.

Right.

Just leave, Karan.

"You don't belong here anymore."

"It was not suited for you."

"What illusion is this? I have lost my beloved."

"Return the river.."

"..calls you."

"Calls you."

So he left you. He left you.

It happens, Rhea.

Have some water.

Okay. So he walked out. What happened after that?

What happened after that? - Yes.

I can't believe this.

Rhea. Rhea, its normal to get angry like this.

Normal?

Normal, Dr. Prayag.

You think this is normal?

I have no house to live.

I don't have a boyfriend.

The one person I really cared about has left me.

Because he himself doesn't know what the problem is.

And you think this is normal.

No. Thank you.

Rhea, sit. Have some water.

You drink that water.

And splash some on your face as well.

Normal. My foot!

And you know what? All of you.

All you men. You men. Are nothing but turkeys.

All you normal male chauvinistic men are nothing but turkeys.

Rhea, you're overreacting.

The man who seems to be perfect isn't perfect.

And the one who doesn't seem perfect is obviously not perfect,

You can ask anyone.

I don't know.

And it's checkmate.

"Amen. This world is a place full of glitz and glamour."

"Amen. This world is a place full of glitz and glamour."

Fascinating.

Rhea, I know. I understand what you're going through.

But he doesn't know what he wants.

It's his loss at the end of the day.

I..I..

Life moves on, Rhea.

Move on in life.

I can't. I can't.

That's it.

And there are bigger problems in life, Rhea.

What about the house?

Have you thought about that?

I don't know. I know nothing.

Okay. Calm down.

Hold yourself together. Okay?

Everything will be fine.

Everything will be fine.

It's a new beginning. Okay?

And you're my Chandigarh girl. Right?

Everything..

If you cry once more, then I won't explain. I'll slap you.

Stop crying. That's enough.

'No Rhea. What's the use?'

'Has any girl ever been happy gaining so many calories?'

'Just forget the chocolates.'

'Flush all the cute couple pictures of yours.'

"To hell with your love."

'And all the gifts that he has given you..'

'Either throw them in the drain or donate them to some orphanage.'

Actually, the expensive ones. As in the pendant.

Keep them.

Rhea, no. I was just testing you. Stupid.

"You're in trouble."

'Dress up like a million bucks to work every day.'

I know. When Rhea Kapoor knows how to pull it off..

..everyone from your interns to your boss will go weak in their knees.

Show him his place.

Make him feel like a darn loser, Rhea.

Rhea, this week's presentation. - Almost done.

I have to make some changes.

Vishal will give you all the details by evening.

Alright?

Rhea, I want to..

I really want to talk to you.

Boss, we'll give you the details by evening.

Wow. You're looking smashing.

Shut up, Vishal.

Okay, Vishal.

What about your roommate?

Found anyone?

No. There is still a week to go.

I am sure someone will come.

Me too.

Jerk. I am looking for a house. Yes.

You mean..

Don't get too excited.

Just tell me. How the place is?

Yes. It's simple flat.

Two bedrooms. One for you and one for me.

And there is hall. And what else?

Obviously, kitchen.

Better than staying with a stranger.

You know what. I think it sounds cool.

I'll move in.

Really?

So when do I come?

Anytime you wish, madam.

It's your house.

Alright. Then I'll see you tonight. With my bags. Alright.

Guys, the presentation. Quickly.

Have you broken up?

I don't want to talk about it. Vishal.

Are you okay?

Yes. I am good.

Once this presentation is done, let's have a liquor party.

Yes. - Good.

You flirt.

Darn it.

Hold on.

Hi. - You?

You were taking a shower?

Oh no. Anyways. Welcome me in. Come on.

But I thought you won't turn up.

Come on in, girl.

Give me just two minutes.

I'll go change.

Unless you don't want me to..

Just go.

I am coming. - Make it fast. - Yes.

"The silence is eerie."

"It comes in the morning stealthily."

"Then it turns into a crowd."

"This burns in the afternoon."

"Then gets lost in the glitz and glamour of the night."

Hey. Hey, don't touch that.

Do you know? - Oh no.

Sick.

Do you know it's so important?

And how many important things do you have..

..about which I should know?

Not much, The..

Actually, you know what? Let it be.

I don't want.

Oh. How did you like the house, madam?

Is it fit for you or no?

You know what? Pal, it's huge.

Yes. - I mean it's a little weird. But it is cute.

Rascal, how did you find a house like this?

Don't ask.

Before you ask. My ex found this place.

We used to live together.

Her parents were maniacs. So they got her married quickly.

And no. I haven't fathered her child. Okay.

Etc. etc. You know how it is, right?

Now don't strain your brains.

Let's celebrate.

With some drinks and stuff.

Rhea Kapoor is finally moving in with none other than Vishal Khanna.

Let's have a dance.

See the pelvic. See the pelvic.

Vishal, I have a question.

My room has a attached bathroom, right?

Vishal.

Vishal, - Yes?

Don't tell me. We'll have to use the same bathroom.

I don't use the bathroom.

Can I see my room?

Liked the room?

Vishal, why is there a hole here?

This is not a hole, Rhea. It's a holy hole of sacrifice, you know.

Actually, one day and one night, I was feeling lonely.

So I got a brainwave.

Life without experiment is a waste.

Stop right there, - So I did..

Who is she?

I guess she is the most loyal friend, dear.

She doesn't go anywhere without my permission.

And listen to everything I say patiently.

VIshal, listen. This mannequin can't be in my room.

Don't insult my friend by calling her a mannequin. Okay?

Why? Will its feelings get hurt?

What is her name?

Chandradevi. Isn't she cute? Baby.

What?

This.. This smell.

These oranges rot quickly. Catch,

Mother!

"The sea looks dried."

"The one that touches my heart."

"Standing in my path."

"The heart's an imposter."

"Rainbow colored heart."

"Rainbow colored heart."

"Rainbow colored heart."

"Rainbow colored heart."

"Sometimes the heart's on fire."

"Sometimes the heart's all drenched."

"Standing in my path."

"The heart's an imposter."

"Look."

"Rainbow colored heart."

"Rainbow colored heart."

"Rainbow colored heart."

"Rainbow colored heart."

"Rainbow colored heart."

"Rainbow colored heart."

"Everyday it makes a new secret."

"It cooks up.."

"..a new conspiracy everyday."

"It's always racing ahead."

"Its always.."

"..up to some mischief."

"That's all it knows to do."

"The heart's an imposter."

"Look."

"Rainbow colored heart."

"Rainbow colored heart."

"Rainbow colored heart."

Vishal, it's simple. Just answer me in yes or no.

Did you love her or not?

Both of you were in a live in?

It's a big, big deal.

Come on. Why are you acting so pricey?

Here. Drink.

Drink it.

Yes, tell me. Tell me the entire story.

See. The Vishal in front of you wasn't always this crazy.

Everyone has a bad story, isn't it?

They do. They do. Always.

I was crazily in love with her.

So what happened?

I mean. Vishal. Oh no. Don't tell me.

Her parents came to know about both of you.

They married her off. Isn't it?

Why? - No.

No one knew anything. You know.

Even I didn't know I loved her until..

She left.

You know what? It's very simple.

I mean it takes a moment to realize that you love someone.

But darn it..

Sorry. - It's okay.

It takes a lifetime to get over that one person.

You know what? Love stuff is rubbish.

And what are we left with in the end?

A broken heart.

Stupid heart.

And what is this? What is this?

Hell.

I'll see you.

Mr. Nalin. Style and all. I mean.

I see. Madam has just broken up and you've already..

..made plans of settling down.

People like you are..

Forget it.

Carry on, India. Carry on.

The habit of mating is the same..

..in the male species of every bird and animal.

When he feels the urge to mate, he sets off..

..in search of a new mate.

Perhaps this is natural.

But does this law of nature apply to humans as well?

Don't think so much, Rhea.

Those rascals don't deserve it.

You're so much better without them.

I am sorry. I am so sorry to disturb you like this.

No. It's okay. - I didn't mean to scare you.

Yes. It's okay. - I am with Vishal.

I get it. Yes.

If I just could a clean up.

Sure. Of course. Please.

That's nice.

'The law of nature applies to humans as well.'

"Broken heart."

"Disgusting heart."

"It's quite weird."

"Broken heart."

"Manic heart."

"It's quite weird."

"You say right, and it races in the left."

"Always ready to get involved in some nonsense."

"Doesn't ask for your advice."

"It's so audacious."

"Silly mischief."

"The mischief of the heart."

"Silly mischief."

"The mischief of the heart."

This turkey theory is perfect.

It makes complete sense.

Rhea, relax. - What?

I understand.

People do get depressed after break up.

But I never knew that my friends has gone nuts and not depressed.

I am not depressed.

I am trying to explain something to you.

Look, it's very simple. Listen to me.

These turkeys choose a new hen every time.

Then they get physical with her.

And then leave her.

Find a new one.

With her too. Properly.

Then dump her too.

And then a new one. And then a new one. And then a new one.

Darn it. Their hunger is insatiable.

Rascals.

They find a new one every time.

I mean. And we..

Rhea, just shut up.

Are you even listening to what you are saying?

Turkey. Rascal.

Have you ever seen a turkey?

I understand, babes.

You know you are going through a bad patch of life.

But that doesn't mean that the world is wow..

..when madam Rhea's life is smooth.

And the world is a witch when madam Rhea is in the dumps.

You are crazy.

You don't understand. You just don't understand.

Enough.

Thank you.

Who is he?

Who? Who?

Whom are you talking about?

Madam Anu, I had a break up.

And you look nervous.

You know what, Rhea.

This time the name is also normal.

I generally don't say this.

But I think he is the one. Yes. I am in love.

I have no doubt, Anu.

You're actually in love this time.

I just hope he stays.

Of course, of course, he'll stay.

"Broken heart."

"Disgusting heart."

"It sees all."

"Disgusting heart."

"Manic heart."

"It's quite weird."

"You say right, and it races in the left."

"Always ready to get involved in some nonsense."

"Doesn't ask for your advice. Its so audacious."

"Silly mischief."

"The mischief of the heart."

"Momentary mischief."

What the hell.

I guess I'll have to go through the window.

What is it? You scared me.

You should've rung the bell. I would've opened the door.

You should've rung the bell. I would've opened the door.

I have been ringing it since so long.

Looks like I'll have to bring you back to your senses.

Just look at yourself.

I am talking to you.

And what rubbish is all this?

Hello. Look Rhea, listen to me. I know of a good doctor.

Don't even talk of a doctor in front of me.

And this isn't rubbish.

This is my hypothesis.

Which I will prove at any cost.

Oh. Oh. Scientific gal.

Throw the books and stuff out.

Come to the office and work.

Okay.

Vishal, give me my book.

Vishal, my.. Give me my notes.

Give it back.

What is this? - Give it, Vishal.

Vishal, I am warning you. Give it back.

Give it back. - Female sex.

Wow. Rhea, have you gone insane?

Look. I am anyways scared of sleeping alone.

Give it back!

Give it back. Give it back.

I am warning you.

Rhea, what have you done to my friend?

Hell.

I changed her sex.

I thought I was crazy.

Where are my oranges?

I ate them. - You glutton.

Davidoff.

Pure Men.

Frenchie.

That's enough, young lady.

I don't believe this.

Why do you find everything that I say to be a joke?

I am saying that the man had put on the same perfume..

..that Karan used.

It's as simple as that.

No. Not so simple, Rhea.

I think you should see a psychiatrist.

Okay. You are serious.

What do you think, doctor?

I am fond of coming here every day.

I come here only because I..I really think I am losing it, doctor.

Doctor, seriously, I mean I don't know what to do.

I mean how hard try to forget Karan, it's just.. It's just that..

I start behaving like a psycho smelling..

..the perfume of a 40 years old man.

There is something seriously wrong with me.

I think I really medication.

I am also 40 years old.

Anyways, I won't. Rather I cannot give you medication.

Your heart has been broken.

And as stupid as it may sound. Only you can help yourself.

I know. But I don't know how I am going to do this.

I mean you're right. Of course. But..

Gosh! I forgot to ask. What will you have?

Tea. Coffee. Pistachio. Glass of milk.

No.

And I am going on vacation next week.

Completing five years of marriage.

Five years. That's it?

This is my second marriage. You see.

Why I am not surprised?

Did you say something?

Yes. I just said that where are you going for the holiday.

I wanted to go to brazil. I am going to Samba. In Turkey.

Have you been there?

Yes. Send it.

Okay. 8 o'clock. Yes.

Have a good holiday, doctor.

What do I do, Rhea?

I felt like breaking the skulls of both of them.

Both of them?

Yes. Him and Anjali Parmar.

Anjali who?

Anjali Parmar. That lousy slime.

She's sleeping around him.

If I find her.. I swear, Rhea.

If I find her, I will rip her apart.

Rhea, why does this always happen to me?

Why with me?

I am telling you. It's not 10 percent of men.

Just 5 percent of men are committed.

The rest are committed to Anjali Parmar.

Hello. - No.

You rascal. How dare you do that to me?

Anu, no. Have you gone mad?

Duffer. Idiot.

You are worse than him.

Come on. Let's go. Let's just go. Come on.

Hi.

You scared..

Why are you roaming around half naked?

By the way, are you done?

Are you crazy?

It's been just two hours.

Just a little foreplay and..

Stop. I am really not interested.

But then again, if you are not done.

Then what are you doing in the kitchen this late at night.

P loves Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Who P?

P for Pooja.

What did you think?

Nothing. Never mind.

Dirty mind. Gross.

Where is it?

By the way, noodles are not in the fridge. They are in the oven.

Thank you. I have been looking for it since so long.

Yes.

What?

Looking at you.

Looking at me. Why?

I am watching that you're..

You know.

What about me?

You're a glutton.

Offer it at least. Share it.

Good. So good.

Not bad. Tell me.

Have you always been like this?

Like this? What do you mean?

I mean you wanted to join production.

Don't you think you would've better off doing home science?

You are such a jerk.

You know what?

I have always been really fond of dancing.

What? I am not kidding.

Dance. And you?

Bharatnatyam.

Bharatnatyam.

You're kidding me.

Bharatnatyam is.. - For 13 years. 13 years.

Yes.

That's why I was wondering how come you have such a big bum?

I mean..

What..

Whatever.

So why didn't you do it?

What do you mean why I didn't?

Dance. - I don't know. I just landed up here and..

You know what.

I have enjoyed the production aspect as much I enjoyed dancing.

Let's see.

Cool. So

why don't you like do a small demo?

Vishal, it's 2 am. - So?

Come on. - It will be fun.

No. Drop it.

I am telling you. I swear.

You'll be fabulous.

Are you sure?

Am I? Trust me.

Okay. Fine.

Don't you dare laugh.

Are you crazy?

Go and sleep.

I'll see your dance tomorrow.

At leisure.

You'll win the competition, okay.

Oh, Pooja. I was coming.

By the way, meet Rhea.

Rhea, this is Pooja.

Yes. Whatever.

He'll get your brief in a couple of hours.

Rhea, I am not here for the brief.

Without you, even these rolls are..

Rhea, I am sorry. I really miss you.

Karan, if possible, try to be civilized with me in the office.

It will be better for both of us.

Lousy turkey.

Don't let of this theory. I am telling you. This is a gold mine.

My boss was telling me that it's a new column.

And she said that I can experiment with it.

So I was wondering if..

That.. I was thinking why don't we publish it.

No. How can I? Are you serious?

No. No way. No.

What no, no! You always say no.

Rhea, think about it.

You have done so much of research.

Every woman should know what every man..

..has become today.

Bloody turkey!

Then?

By the way girls too.

Publish this theory. I am saying publish this theory.

Publish it. Every man will think hundred times before..

..doing something wrong.

Women like bloody Anjali Parmar..

Think what lesson she will get to learn.

Publish it and then see what happens.

See.

"Some kind of small mischief's..

..give some happiness."

"Some kind of small mischief's..

..give some happiness."

Have you cheated on something..

You should have told me before hand.

You all men just the same. Turkey.

Listen! - You turkey.

You turkey. - You turkey.

You! You! You! - You are turkey.

Like the way male turkeys impress female turkeys..

..by showing their looks.. Men too are similar.

'This has come from 65 years old Dr. Maya Tripathy..

..who has traveled the world and has come..

..to one conclusion.'

Male turkey as a man.

'This theory from Dr. Maya Tripathy's..

..has created sensation in entire India.'

'Turkey is a bird and its psychology is..'

'Like how a male turkey runs behind female turkey.'

'Similarly men too in India are..

'Give us a chance and we will prove it.'

Maya Tripathy!

Come on, guys. Details.

As I wrote in my previous article about men and..

..their behaviour is exactly like the tom turkey bird.

Karan, I have read the article. Something else.

Madam, if you read the article carefully then..

..there are no whereabouts of Maya.

And magazine too is not providing us..

..any special details.

But this Maya seems frustrated.

She is very angry as if she has always been cheated..

..or dumped off.

Don't you think so?

Vishal, I didn't ask you her psychoanalysis.

I want Maya Tripathy to appear on our show..

..next week.

Before going to any of the new shows or talk show.

Priya, why are you silent?

Nothing. I was just thinking that this Maya Tripathy..

Are we not giving her bit more importance?

I mean I am sure that this theory looks interesting but..

Is it like really worth our show?

I don't know it.

The one about whom all the news channels are talking..

And if she appears on our show first then..

..it is worth our show.

I hope you still remember that the shows run on T. R. P's.

Exactly. So guys, dig in.

Ask your contacts. Find out.

Get me who this Maya Tripathy is.

Karan, you stay back.

Okay. Tell me something.

You have a friend by name Anu. Magazine editor.

Dude, ask her about Maya Tripathy.

Anu is not involved with magazines these days.

There is no use of meeting her.

What nonsense?

Yes. Do you want the take the entire credit..

..by asking yourself?

Rascal. You have become very cunning?

How can I do that, Vishal? There is nothing like that.

Then call her up.

Oh! No. She has got yoga class now.

She teaches yoga to pregnant mothers.

She will become free by eight. After that I will do.

What are you hiding?

What? What will I hide, Vishal?

Friend, you don't think more. I will call her up and..

..then tell you everything. Definitely.

Okay. I have to find out on my own.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.. - Anu..

Breathe in.

Breathe out.,

Anu.. Anu..

What are you doing here?

Look, listen to me.

Vishal must be coming here anytime.

You.. You do something. You hide.

Where should I hide?

How do I know?

You hide here.

Have you gone mad? - yes, please.

Yes. He will ask you about Maya Tripathy.

The things you make me do.

But what is it?

Anu! Anu! Anu!

I am so sorry. Please carry on.

By the way you know Anu..

Hey, Vishal. Anu is not here.

How come you are here? - Vishal.

Didn't I say sorry?

How are you?

You look good.

What is it?

Where are you taking me?

Getting late..

Rhea. - Hi, Rhea.

Sister.. Brother-in-law.

What are you doing? Gym?

No. No. I just came to meet Anu.

Why do you look worried?

No. No. It is nothing. - Are you alright?

It is nothing like that.

How are you? - I am fine. You say.

What is the matter?

How are you? - Great. You tell me.

Yes.. - Hey, baby.

Hi! - Hi!

Hi, we are getting late to the party.

You guys go then. - Yes.

See you. - Bye. - Merry Christmas!

Have fun.

Rhea! Rhea! Rhea..

Rhea, please don't walk away.

Rhea.

Tell me.

What is it? Will you tell me? Or should I go?

Rhea..

Do you remember when we met first time?

I know you noticed me.

I noticed you the same way you did.

I knew there was something.

That moment I felt something.

And I know that you too felt the same.

And then I remember that day in restaurant when..

When I told you all those things.

I can't ever imagine what you must have gone through.

I am sorry. I am really.

I know.. Though I say sorry any number of times it is less.

I miss you, a lot.

Rhea, if you change your mind, I like to start again.

New year's night?

I will call you.

Ms. Maya Tripathy, run bit fast.

Burn it out, baby.

Seriously I can't do workout with you early morning.

Friend, I am sick of watching pregnant women every day.

I am thinking.. I am thinking of finding a nice gay boy..

..and take his sperm and do it.

Nice idea, isn't it? - What? Mad! Friend, don't give up hope. Rascal.

Anu. - Yes.

You know this entire news of Maya Tripathy..

I am getting bashed up seriously.

I mean she has become bit more famous.

Come on. Everyone is talking about her.

Wasn't it a solid idea, Rhea?

You know I wouldn't have got promotion anytime..

..if you had not been there. - Anytime, darling.

Anu, Karan asked me out.

What? Did you see he has learnt his lesson? Scoundrel!

You said no right away, isn't it?

No.

No? Hey, you must have said something. What did you say?

I am still thinking.

Thinking? You must be kidding me. Okay?

What are you thinking?

Will you go back to him? And he..

I thought.. I really thought you were stronger than this.

But you are hopeless. - Anu.

Don't come to me crying. Get lost.

Listen to me. - Bye.

Anu! Anu!

Hey! Why did you stop the songs?

That was nice song. Spoiled my entire mood.

This is my house too. I want some peace.

Fight, mother India. Fight.

Keep fighting for your right all your life.

Hey, come here. I need a help.

What is it?

There is a pizza lying on the bed. Please pass it.

Did you call for the same? Lazy rascal.

Hey, help me with clothes.

Okay look. This is the blazer.

Which scarf should I wear with it?

This one.. Or this one.

Or nothing.

The one behind.

Oh! Are you sure?

Get it. Come. Sit down.

Oh!

I think this could work. Yes.

Okay. What is your plan?

Tell me. Tell me.

Nothing. Just.. Just a quiet music. I will watch a movie.

I will order Italian or something. I guess.

See. Not bad.

Hey, have you gone mad?

I mean my roommate.. At home on new year's eve.

Are you crazy?

Come with me. By the way I am going to stag.

Sexy party. Sexy liquor.

What else you want? What do you say?

No, friend. It is true I am not interested.

Why are you doing this?

Nothing. It is nothing.

Come.

No. Really no. Really.

Okay.

Nice. You made me look smart, Rhea.

Okay. - Okay listen. I am leaving. Take care. Bye.

Listen, I am writing down the address.

Come if you are interested.

Okay. - Sure?

Sure. - See you.

Have fun! - Yes.

Rhea.. Rhea, I am so..

Karan, I don't want to create any scene in office. Please.

Happy new year. - Happy new year.

Hi.

Rhea, really I had lot of work.

Happy new year, darling

Rhea. - Karan, believe me when I say this to you.

But I really don't care any more. Like really.

Happy new year.

Guys, meeting in 5 minutes.

'I gift you this shirt.'

'Gift? - 'Yes.'

'Occasion?'

'Just like that.'

'So that whenever you wear this shirt then you think of me.'

I want all of them to gather in my cabin.

Rhea.

Good bye. What was that?

I want to tell you. Believe me.

It is also saved in my drafts in phone.

You are not an 18 year old boy.

You could have called me. You could have told me.

I was waiting.. What I was thinking of you..

Such a fool! Damn it. Such a..

Rhea, it was true that Ramona and I..

..were having an affair.

But.. But I realized that I really love you.

Don't.. Seriously don't use that word, Karan.

One is sorry and the other one is love.

Rhea.. - I just can't take it.

Believe me.

I wanted to tell you since long time but..

But Ramona was my ex.

I thought it will be very awkward for you.

Please, Rhea. Really. Believe me.

Get out.

Rhea.. - Karan, please.. Please get out. Just leave.

Hey, Romy. By the way finally happy new year.

You let home early morning.

Come. Meeting is there. Everyone is waiting.

Vishal.. - Yes.

It was Ramona.

Ramona.. What?

Karan.. Karan was with Ramona yesterday.

She was his ex. and he..

He is back together with her.. Together.

Rhea, relax.

Okay. Relax. Meeting is there.

Look.. Look, I can neither give you a lecture..

..nor say something else..

Rhea, so get up. So get up.

Fix your mood. - I can't.. I can't actually. Fix your mood.

We will finish the meeting with this stupid and then see.

Alright? Okay?

We haven't got Maya Tripathy. it is time to move on,

So Karan, please tell the team what are we going to do..

..for this coming week. - Sure.

Guys, we will feature Mr. Laxman Gaekonde..

..in next week's episode.

Well, I met him day in the evening day..

..before yesterday at D. U.

He teaches literature in north campus.

He narrated me his love story and you trust me.

I was touched.

He met Gayatri in college at the age of 18.

And they fell in love.

But because Mr. Gaekwonde was not settled financially..

..his love story couldn't move ahead.

Gayatri' father put forth a condition saying..

..that he should earn 20 lakh rupees.

Mr. Gaekwonde worked hard day and night.

And could earn only 20,000.

Today he is 40 and till now..

Couldn't earn 40 lakhs till now.

No. He is a bachelor till now because..

..he couldn't forget Gayatri yet.

Guys, I was really moved by meeting him.

I think our theme for the next episode should be..

..'A heartbroken man.'

Really? Did you.. did you hear him?

A heartbroken man! My.. Just..

Kidding me! Heartbroken man.

Oh, my god. Please.

How sexy theme. God!

Really?

Look.. Really?

Heartbroken man! My foot!

This episode will never happen.

Even if it is made then nobody will watch it.

And if anybody watches it by chance..

..after surfing different channels..

They will not believe it. What?

There is no such theme as a heartbroken man.

So keep these useless ideas with you.

There is no time for such things. Its really horrible.

And you.. Nallindar Yadav. You don't think I am a fool.

If you don't stop then I will kill you!

Nalinder.

I am really sorry.

Madam, I was just.. I am sorry.

I will not trouble you henceforth.

It is nothing like that. I have vented other's anger on you.

I am really sorry.

You are really a nice guy.

It is just that.. I know what you feel about me.

But is it okay if we just remain good friends.

Like really good friends.

Yes? - Yes.

I am sorry. Really sorry.

Rhea.. Ramona is calling you.

Alright.

May I come in? - Come in.

Ramona, I am.. I am really sorry.

I don't know what happened to me.

I assure you that this will never ever happen again.

I am really really..

Calm down, Rhea. It is fine.

It happens like this. I am a woman, Rhea. I understand.

We do behave eccentrically sometimes.

And we don't understand why.

Believe me. Get back with him.

I am sorry?

Boyfriend issue, right?

I knew it. Get back with him.

Do emotional blackmail. Always works, babe.

You are too young to take so much of stress.

Concentrate on your career.

Carry your boyfriend in your pocket.

I will narrate you my experience.

When my ex was behaving strangely..

Did I let him go?

I held onto him

Rhea, I held onto him.

I held him such a way that he would never dare to see..

..any other girl.

No. Never.

I told him that even rolls too would taste bad without him.

'Without you these rolls too.. Rhea, I am sorry.'

We both liked those rolls very much.

Then what? I saved him from some other devil's trap.

Rhea, you too think. Will I accept defeat so quickly?

Thank you.

Friend, why are bartenders not cute in India?

You know there is a one cute bartender in..

..every Hollywood movie.

Why is it not in India?

I don't know, madam. You go to Hollywood.

Karan's affair.. His ex was Ramona.

What? One smoky boombox shot please.

Make it 2 please.

Hey! 3. How selfish you are?

Rhea, do you know you are so right.

All boys are turkeys.

Anu..

Sorry. Turkey..

Stop it, Anu.

How can Karan go back to that Ramona?

Rhea! Rhea! Rhea! Stop it.

Look, let him do whatever he wants to do anytime.

I mean you guys are broken up.

So let him do whatever he wishes.

You are right. - Leave it. Take this. Have it. Hold it. Hold it.

Hey, Anu. Have it.

He cannot. He cannot go back to him.

'Maya Tripathy.'

No. He cannot go back to him.

Rhea, stop being so hard.

Hard?

Hell with you! Both of you die here.

I am going from here.

Rhea! Rhea!

Friend.. - Hey, pay the bill. Will your father pay it?

Your bill, madam?

Can't you look cute?

What have you done?

You have become mad.

Don't know which old woman's words you are following.

She must be frustrated and writing articles..

..with capital b by sitting at home.

And you know what.

I really think that you are smarter than that.

Trust me. - I am not.

And one more thing. Not all men are alike. Also women.

So please stop categorizing.

Why did you close the door?

I am changing. Will you not let me change in peace?

Every time I should explain you things..

..by giving a lecture.

Forget him. He doesn't suit you.

Rhea, I know it is easier said than done. But we have to do it.

I don't know what life you are living.

Men are turkeys and other crap things like that.

Show concern on one hand and then get scolded..

..on the other hand.

His theory is not wrong.

Why? Is she a god?

Karan cannot go to Ramona. That's it.

Why can't he go, Rhea?

Because a turkey always needs a new hen.

Ramona is his ex. She is an old hen.

He cannot go back to her. It doesn't make any sense.

Rhea, these hen, turkey..

I don't know what you are talking.

This is nonsense. Alright? - It is not nonsense, Vishal.

Why?

Because..

Because if this theory is wrong then..

..men don't leave women.

They just.. They just leave me.

Rhea..

Please forget him.

I cannot do this. I can't forget him.

I can't forget him.

Because I was so happy and Vishal too.

It was the life that I always wanted and..

..it is all gone because Karan deceived...

Am I.. Am I that bad.. Or am I.. Or am I.. Hard to love.

Leave it..

Stop crying. Stop. Stop crying.

Rhea, I know it is not so easy.

Why are you behind him?

Rhea..

I am there with you.

But.. as a friend.

And I will always be there. Always.

What I want is.. You be happy.

Smile.

Can't..

Cheer up.

Why is Karan running behind her?

He is a turkey.

Everything will be alright.

Everything will be alright.

I know.. I feel that they will never tolerate us.

Trust me. Life is made up of such.

No.. No..

Rhea! Rhea, you are beautiful.

No.. No.. - Yes.

You are.

And you deserve the best guy. Best guy.

Stop crying.

"Live! Live! Live by trusting your heart."

"Cherish. Cherish. Cherish this moment for centuries."

"Deeply.. Deeply.. It has entered deep..

..inside the heart."

"Reflect. Reflect. It will reflect in the next moment."

"I will give you all the friendship stored..

..in my heart."

"I will bring it for you. I will walk by you."

"Everything lies in this. Walk together."

"You have to tread many journeys together."

Yes, brother-in-law. Tell me.

Where is brother-in-law?

He.. He is talking to the doctor outside.

Are you okay?

Rhea.. Rhea..

When I woke up yesterday morning..

..he was not present in the room.

When I went down..

He was painting the entire room on his own.

Pink.. He wanted a baby girl. Last night..

Last night..

Brother-in-law. Brother-in-law has come.

Rhea, should I tell you something?

My wife is the most beautiful woman in this world.

You take care of sister. I am going to the chemist.

And you know that is him.

So sweet.

He would always say.. Be careful. Go slow.

Sister.

Hello, Ramona. Rhea here.

I am sorry to disturb you but the matter is as such.

'Yes. Tell me, Rhea.'

Maya Tripathy has agreed for a telephonic interview.

For tomorrow. But only telephonic.

'That is great news.'

'I will tell Karan to things organize easily.'

'Good work, Rhea.' - Thank you.

You will do it in front of everyone.

I am sure you will do it.

Yes, I am sure.

Anyways I don't think I can back out now.

Rhea, I need to speak to you.

Anu, I will call you back.

Yes, tell me.

Rhea, I know that you are still angry with me.

And it is fine. I had been a jerk.

But the jerk still cares for you.

The jerk still loves you.

Karan, please I..

Rhea, please understand.

You are more important to me than this job.

And I don't love Ramona. I love you.

I will do anything to be with you.

Karan sir, Rhea madam, we are ready to go live.

Vinod. Give it to Karan.

Sir.

All good.

Rolling. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Go.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Maya Tripathy has..

..a theory which helped women gain..

..immense knowledge all over the world.

She has created a sensation with her knowledge..

..and experience.

Check. - And today in our studio..

For the first time in television world..

We will make you talk to this highly educated..

..and intelligent woman over the phone.

I know that you all are very excited.

That's why I will not take more time and so I will..

..make you talk to Dr. Maya Tripathy.

Check 1. 2. 3.

Go.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.. Maya.

Check 1. 2. 3.

Hey, what's happening?

Check.

Hello, Maya.

Hello. Hello. Maya.

It seems there is a technical problem.

I think now we should take a commercial break.. - Wait!

Maya is here.

But how?

We don't care.

Friends, we cannot make you talk to Maya Tripathy..

..over the phone because she is here in our studio.

Oh! No!

Call her on our show.

People, put your hands together for Maya Tripathy.

Rhea? Rhea?

She is the one?

Hi, everyone.

Is it true, Rhea? - Maya Tripathy.

What? - There is no Maya Tripathy here, Ramona.

I can't believe this.

Karan, stop rolling the camera.

Please let me explain. I just..

Well, we will go for a short commercial break.

And make sure the real Maya Tripathy is back.

There is no Maya Tripathy.

I have invented Maya Tripathy..

..because I wanted to tell something to you.

And whatever I wanted to tell you..

I felt that if a 65 year old experienced doctor tells..

..the same in front of you then you will believe her.

Maybe you will believe her theory to be right.

But what I didn't realize was that..

..whatever I wanted to tell you was nonsense.

Nonsense.

Come on. I have compared men with turkey.

How ridiculous is that?

And I lied to you.

And I have told the biggest lie with myself.

Because the truth is that..

That I was heartbroken.

I was sad.. I was angry..

And I want to unleash all that anger, frustration.

I just needed an outlet and this was it.

And I will face it.

Men are animals at times. But not all the time.

Sometimes.. You know those little moments..

..when we peep into their heart and see then..

..we get introduced to that real person.

The person who would sit with you for hours.

And when you don't even wash your face..

Don't even do make up..

Probably you are looking worse than a doormat..

..but still he is there.

And he will tell you..

'You are beautiful.'

You are beautiful.

'And you deserve the best guy. Best guy.'

And you deserve the best guy ever.

And I just want to see you happy.

'I want you to be happy always.'

'I want you to be happy always. And I want you to be happy.'

Oh no.

So stupid. I have to go.

You like it? You like it?

'Life surely is unpredictable.'

'Doctor Prayag was absolutely right.'

'Who was I searching? Actually nobody is perfect.'

'Just look beyond the imperfections.'

'My life changed a lot in 5 years. Marriage with Vishal.'

'Our small daughter. And our own production house.'

'Madam Anu became the editor of our magazine.'

'But her search for the perfect match..

..is till going on.'

Sister-in-law had a baby boy.

Nallinder finally found his match.

'Well, this was to happen. For how long will he poke me?'

'Well, Karan. He moved to Mumbai.'

'He is the head of a reputed channel and..

..he is unmarried.'

'The biggest thing is that I had moved on.'

'Well, I guess I did.'

"Heart dances according to its whims."

"It will make you tread strange paths."

"Heart dances according to its whims."

"It will make you tread strange paths."

"It will make fritters out of a good life."

"It will leave you battered."

"Your heart, your life, your dreams.."

"Everything will go for a toss."

"Your love will catch fire. - Come on."

"It will create a whirlwind in your life."

"It will make you suffer beyond limits."

"Love is your weakness born out of no reason."

"It will greet you with due respect."

"All that you have is your heart. And you go crazy for it."

"Your heart, your life, your dreams.."

"Everything will go for a toss."

"Your love will catch fire. - Come on."

"Your love will catch fire. - Come on."